Ep67: Determining the Relationship(DTR) Feat Mouse Jones

you're worried about, Freddie when you are Alex Well? Actually, hi, guys, um, if you heard all of the nonsense going on prior to us saying welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions, it's because we have Mr Rowdy Hella late, always late, probably my bad. We got I bet you late, brilliant idiots. Oh oh, anyway, y'all we got mouse Jones in the MOTHERFUCKINGI ya heard, y'alla heard mouse Jones. Apparently he's doing

a press run. At the moment um, he had been on every motherfucker's show you can possibly think of, and so it would only be right that he came onto Horrible Decisions because we lit it took two years, but it didn't. I'm talking a lot, so let me can't Can I be real honest with you? And I'm gonna put him on Blast two? So a king was supposed to be here, and do you know, and I wanted you with Mac Wilds And do you know why I

wanted another guy here? Because I'm like, listen mouse with his logic and how he thinks we need a man with some common sense in the room. Is it? I'm a balanced human being. You equated us being black and white to Latina because we're in New York. That still doesn't matter what no one else knew y'all was black and white. Even he also agreed that you was spinished. Black and white equal spinning. So real quick, since y'all see, we got um. By the way, my name is Mandy

getting hype because that delayed cotton. No, I do also just want to let y'all know this motherfucker's equivalent to wax, so just so I could read mad good yo, and I know mad words. No wax don't know no words whacks yo. By the way, I took a test the other day that talks about how many words you know, and they give you like a hundred words and you pick the ones you know, and from there they told me I knew twenty eight thousand words, so I felt like I was great. I sent you to one of

my niggas. I'm like, what you guy, He's like thirty eight Ye, you could definitely yes. I don't know about that, so if you I'll let you see she always offered her there's no way off of a test words things. I learned that. So before we get into the show and the icebreaker and everything else with your with your motherfucking asked, can you go ahead and let our audience, who may not know who the mouse Jones is, tell

them who the funk you are? Mouse Jones BT's resident rebel rouser, the host of I'll Apologize later, the host of Bats to pull up, host of he Man Will made his club podcast sound claud of iTunes cash member on the grape Vine on YouTube. Um, I've done a ship ton of talking, had pizza. Shout out to Revolt, shout out to MTV, shout goddamn, shout out all the networks. But don't you driver was just lost? Is that why

he took so long? I didn't get a driver. I'm still broke, all right, I'm gonna need all these networks to kind of goddamn check the um. You know, I'm just I'm just somebody here for the culture. If you didn't know who Max Mouse was and you follow our Instagram. He was the nigga that brought up to Ivy that she was talking shit about the Spanish girl. Oh you were talking about the Spanish girls? What? What the what the what's they podcast? Oh? But lo ky you mad?

It took so long for you to get here. But now you don't know the podcast. Nigga, who don't know the podcast? What's the name? Any podcast? The Spanish Girls? You did? I didn't say that? You did say? No, I did not. Charlottagne said, who you're talking about? I said, you gave you gave ship to them Spanish girls because I wasn't trying to make it hot, but you didn you didn't. You want to be honest. We're gonna be honest. The person started all that ship is right there. I

started all that ship. How do we pay? In the camera? I thought, no, go down? So no, Ni Alex started all of that ship. So I was talking that ship before. I was talking that ship before the show even started. Like because she because wax loving and she was like, oh you're not gonna stay. I want to let everyone listen. Clearly, I'm telling you she fell some type of way, but me or we they have not done anything sexual with Wax, So that's kind of like she was a little I

just want to I don't hear like that. She just wanted Wax to be in and when she so Alex was like everything. So Alex being the fucking consummate wrestling promoter, he was like he text my phone while we're recording, like damn, give her shit about the horrible decisions. So I'm like, say, that's what I did. To be fair, I don't want to talk too much of it because I would like the Ivy, I really would. I think

I was cute. I hit. I don't know. Let's see how any words you know first, But honestly, I like girls that like kind of like play that. Yeah, yeah, Ivy is and it's not fake, Like that's really I I'm not saying it is fakew and I like that little like I don't. I don't. I don't. The voice that don't really talk got you, all right, So we can go ahead and get into the ice break Girl for the episode. So we don't ask you the question that we ask all niggas, because well, we just wanted out.

So would you rather look ask or licktoes look as is that? So no one really likes feed like that? So I guess we all just talk BuzzFeed buzz feed quick us the other day and they said, like to show how kinky worse, every time you click something, it will show you what people voted. And when I clicked no one feet only of people said that they were to feed and that really, but to be fair, one out of ten is kind of high. That's why we

maybe see so much foot ship. I ain't gonna hold you, I like, if you're my girl, I ain't even gonna hold you, like if I funk with you in any kind of way. I like, in an intimate setting you have a hard day, I might rub your feet, like if your feet done or whatever I might rub. I might rub your feet, but I'm not putting my mouth on your feet. You might get then out of disgusting I aint when talking about like like I don't want

to see something. I remember a girl trying to put her toe in my mouth, like you didn't discuss this, like why is your foot in? She put her touch your and what did you do? You just swatted the funk out of her foot, like or did you put it in your mouth, you put it in your now my whole month, but you grabbed on my teeth. You grabbed and told her don't put your gun. Yeah, like ad bit it hard and she jerked back. So I wanted to ask you this next question because it's gonna

go into what the funk I think you are. So I want to ask you love or money? Love. I've been broke all my life, so I asked this because he has been broke all his life. Guys, and I referred to him as a hobo sexual. I refer to me as he is a homosexual. So we want to define a hobosexual because it's not a real word, but right now in the culture, it is a real world. Oh real word. So hobo sexually hobo, Yeah, hobo not not holmost love. I love my brothers and sisters, you know,

shout out happy pride and all that happy pride. Gott we eat. So a hobosexual is a broke man who praise on women for money, shelter and perks. I mean, I thought that was the word, because you know words. P r e y s. Let me taste, Let me take the left lip. Let me taste the left lip. I brought this up, guys because I was listening to The Man Woman Haters Club. This was probably two seasons ago. This was a while seasons. I don't know, but it

was a while ago. Yeah, but you'll be taking a little breaks sometimes to me, because you've been taking breaks and you come back and then it just we record a lot, you know what I'm saying. Like we've been, especially since I started it, like we just record record. Like the first year that was literally every week, no breaks.

And then when I started that, when I was working at TRL, that's when we took like the little a month break just just so I could like focus on work and like get that situated and then be able to fund all that back into the podcast. Okay, So one of the stories that you had on your show, and what prompted me to bringing this up, um, is that you mentioned stealing money out of the purse of a It wasn't at her person want to kitchen table. So I would never go inside a woman's purpose the

hierarchy of prime. Oh, I would never scam. But I'll tell weird yo. Yes there is a hierarchy of crime, not a hierarchy to home. Yes there is, Okay, actually we mentioned the hierarchy of we have, but there shouldn't be the real quick did this woman after you stole the money off her kitchen encounter? Did she let you funk again? Like he laughed. So did you get caught? How did you get caught? It? So this was her grocery money, This is her grocery buddy, Brian kiss, Oh

my god, you can't even hello. You ain't no. This was also two fifteen. I was a different person. I'm not even the same person I was last week alone to change, let's hear it. Share the story, share the story, all right. So this girl has been like on me since like I want to say, eleventh grade, like I'm from Long Island, Like I know everybody thinking I from I'm from Long Island. I just fun with Brooklyn heavy,

so on, so on Long Island. Like if you you ust see everybody you went to school with, like pretty much, it's it's a bourbon town. So I kept seeing the girl and I would curve a and um, I would curve a in high school like just be like, oh you're a whole, Like just leave me alone, like just leave me alone. Like high school I was big, like I don't. I didn't want to ruin any like holes were already holds. I want to like ruin, want to ruin your dick status. Yeah, you know what I actually

feel you. That's why I want to you feel exactly. This is what I'm saying. You gotta put you gotta put the ink in the water. Don't bring me an inkfield you feel me. And so so I would curve all through high school whatever, like man of fact. I remember, like I remember we had sidekicks. This since I might be dating myself, we have we had sidekicks. And like everybody would be in the AIM group chats in the

AIM chat room, they go across schools. Right. She was working something in another town and her nudes hit the chat room and then everybody was like, Yo, did you fuck Melsei? And I was like, bitch, better say no, don't don't bit bit said no. I was like, shed the damn. You gotta tell the truth when your vagina. So after two fifteen, um, she hits me up randomly as I get off the train, and she lives like

right down the street from the train station. So she was like, yo, come through and I'm like, it's like one o'clock in the morning, Like, fuck it, I fun this bitch. So I go over there and see the bitch. Like, I'm like, okay, Shna look too bad after high school? Like she didn't fall off. Like she didn't fall off. Yeah, that's a fact. She looked. She looked just as decent

as she looked at high school. So I'm like, okay, Like everybody has a sandwich sometimes, um, like you get what I'm saying, Like everybody has had a turkey sandwich before. Good let's say like balogney or something. I don't eat pork, but sure, okay with that, let's do that. Everybody's had a blogne everybody's had a grilled cheese. She was grilled cheese. It's like, you know, you could finesse, you could put a little pepperrik on it, but at then they're still

a grilled cheese. So I'm like, so I walk in down mind you I'm just getting I'm not even know I'm still in the streets, matter of fact. So like my mind works as it works, So as soon as I walk in the spot, I start seeing everything. You know, on Long Island. You know, if you're rint in the house, everybody knows the rented house on Long Island, because soon as you walk in, you in the kitchen. So as soon as I walk in, I see the kitchen table, I see I see eight twenties. How many you take

out the eight? So first I've seen it and I'm like, boom, got it. We go in the back room. We start, you know, fiddling around, and I like, yo, it's your bathroom mat because in my mind, I'm like, I'm gonna get this money for get a bad So I went to the bathroom. So I went to the bathroom, showing me the bathrooms, went right to that kitchen. I took three. I took no, I might took me more than that, you know, I took three twenties. I took three eight took three of them put in my pocket, like I'm

good going there. Fucker, that ship was trash. It was like it was like sucking a tire. It was just so like it was the It's literally I don't believe in bad sex, but that was bad sex, like like she was just like floundering, like too much noise. I'm like, bitch, come on, like I didn't even know, like I did. The Charlie Horse Sholl like like just to get it off of me or whatever I did I promise you And I was like, yeah, what the funk? I'm like, So she's like I think it's because he was thinking

about the twenties. It wasn't like you might have been. My thing is if she had a hundred and six, Like I'm a fucking notice if it gets I don't know, Okay, So after after after, after she gives me that terrible um asked, I'm like, I'm taking the rest of the bread, like this is that's your payment? Like you like, that's your payment. That's the least you can do is pay

me for this. So we're laying there and you know, it really made me he want to take it because we're laying there, She's laying next to me talking ship like you could have had this in high school, bitch. You would not have ruined my high school experience like I was getting mad good section high school. This would have ruined it. Like so no, like she was talking cash it like she sucked the ship out of me, and I'm like, if only you knew there's so much

Maybe Charlie horse game was good. Let me see it though, It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I gave it the full all right. So it's like if so she was on top, so I grabbed a butt or whatever, grabbed a little butt, grabbed it like real tier like and she was like, that's how nigga's fake. Come. I don't know about because I know about me. Like you want to say I'm going to come, No, I said,

I say right there. I say right there, right right there, right right there, right there, like if I really come, I don't say ship like I come smoothing in the mom Like do you say something everybody in the house knows I'm coming in the neighbor No. I mean cool, I appreciate that, but you tell me you don't tell No, I don't have my niggas to tell me they're gonna Yeah. I mean she was like she was talking like she was at all the time, like I'm like, bro, I

ain't alive like that. I'm wanting to know. I need the announcement like you don't know, especially like you of course you know, but I don't know when you're taughting to come. Like that was our first time. I was like and she was talking it, so I was like, yeah, let me I gotta get back. She must not have walked you out. No, she didn't. She was like, she lets you see yourself out and you snatched up the rest of that ship. She didn't hit me to like months later and she so I get a hit up.

How old is the kid? Maybe she's not the kids saw it at the time. She's got fifteen. I think her kids around my kids age, so it's like maybe four or five. And so I just like I said, I left at it, took that ship. I was like, yo, I'm locking the door, locked the bottom lock, and I was. I didn't hear nothing from her. She hits me the same week that Cutty and Til come on my podcast. She hits me that day before, like, let me ask you something. I'm like, what's up? Did you know what

it was? Yeah? I know exactly what time doing? And a bit trying to get me, she like, did you still like I had two addressed it? Did you still no bit I stole? I didn't steal that muchcause that as much wasn't there. And maybe she had another neig and he took before me or whatever, But I know I took what I took. Did you admit to it? Yeah, that's the fact. Did you send it back? No? She was like, how could you do that? That was my

kid's money. I think she's had like a baby. I'll get it for like the electricity, like the dog you go. I can't wait on you. They didn't give it back after you admit it dealing it. I'm not pussy. No, I told her. I told her sex like she talked, talk like she was talking, talking like you'll send your nigga, send your nigga, come get it. I can't. I can't. So ladies don't have a deal with a nigga like mouth.

Don't give me whack pussy, bro. I can't even say you took it before you got the pussy you did took. I took a deposit. You gotta put half, you know what. I'm so annoyed with you right now. I want my mother. If the pussy wasn't trashed, I probably have put back twentys. Oh, you would have only took forty exactly, aren't you generous? Listen? I've heard too many times women talking about the least you can do if I give you my pussy, the least you're goold dude and pay for my but to

be fair. I used to work with this drug dealer that had like hundreds and twenties in his all right, just take a little bit. So I always used to take a little bit. And look at one time I took some money and then about to he sucked the ship out of me. And then after we fucked tol him he was gonna take me shop and I was like, damn, I'm gonna go put this bag. I felt so bad. I was like, how could I take it that that he gave me that bomb? Dick shut up to him, like, yeah, no,

I'm I'm pretty trifling. But I never stole from Oh well, but you never fu drug dealers though, I don't care. I don't like drug dealing. Drug dealers money. Ask for you to take drug dealer pussy mad drug dealer pussy Yeah, okay, I don't know about see I don't. They can't put their money anywhere. They have to get rid of it. Mine as well give it to a college student at the time. I mean, but so do athletes, so I'll stick with them. I would not guess that a fucking

athlete would have Oh they do. They have money, like they have money laying around, but like drug dealer money is ruth. I ain't not basketball play women another trash person. Um that I want to bring up, Well, yeah you were a little thing. My nigga maybe had kids, but but whatever. Alright, UM, So I want to say how ironic this is because me and Mandy have been on air arguing back and forth and tussling about the Instagram

model thing. But I want to say I would never shame sex work, and I was very shocked that a woman that we claim to all love could do something like this to other women women. Excuse me, read a quote then, So Nicki Minaj did. Nicki Minaj did an interview with um L magazine, and this is a full quote where she defends her sexual image. Maybe I was naive, but I didn't realize how many girls were modern day prostitutes, whether you're a stripper or whether you're an Instagram girl.

These girls are so beautiful and they have so much to offer. But I started finding out that you give them a couple of thousand dollars and you can have sex with them. It makes me sad as a woman, and it makes me sad that I've contributed to that in a way. You fucking cunt let's start with the facts. Sex work could also include you popping your pussy on your album cover too, because let's just say, let me

just finish for a second. Sex work in a broad way, right, could be you, I don't know, maybe doing the cry baby ship in your condo video. You were shaking that ass on camera. You for some reason felt like it was perfectly okay to show us everything but your pussy hair. But then you want to ship on other fucking women on Instagram who are not millionaire rappers that are fucking making their own money. This blows my mind. The only thing that I think is bullshit is women that hide it.

And that's why I'm really mad at you, so hide like you wait to suck out my nigga. How can you really ship on someone when you're sitting at the top of millions of dollars when they need to fucking feed themselves. How can you fucking shot on anybody that's doing work. Why is sex work diminished when it's not in your lane? You know what I'm saying. Let's say that we all had to be there where we had to get money. How can you really shoot on the

fucking escort? How can you not think that someone's gonna shoot on you for being a fucking how are you all, um? Cover you do the same thing. You're just too big to do this now, but let us I'm telling you, I'll be willing to bet money before Nicky popped off. She sucked with niggas for money. I don't care if they ever don't even get her. I'm sure I don't know whether you fucking fut time. I'm sure whether you did whatever you had to do that was the shittiest

thing you could have done. And I am not mad at all that I've fucking decided to leave your ask for Cardi b because let me tell you something, because I really didn't like how she was treating Cardi. But up with this because Cardia. One thing that someone said to me, and I remember who said it, but they said. The thing that makes it so easy to listen to Cardi more than Nikki and this little feud is a

car d gets really excited about women. She makes you feel included, she makes you want to have a good time, and she feels like she has this girlpotter thing. And when you listen to Nikki, she's telling you what you don't got. I got this. I got that. I'm this bitch blah blah blah, and bitch, let me tell you something was a fucking hole and you look like a hole on every video you do. You look like a

hole on Instagram. You look like all No matter what you just told us, I've never been a single bitch. We were still calling you home with the knicks because you look like one if you want to really go there. I just cannot believe she did that. You already are taking ells every day and then you want alienate the bitches on Instagram that like dance to your videos. You're a fucking dumbass. Like I don't understand. It's like she

wants to dig her own grave. I almost feel like she must have stock and Cardi b because she consistently is taking els over and over and over. I just don't get it. Yeah, no, I've actually for once agree with on this, Like how could I just think at your dad? You know, I think that has to do with the whole hierarchy, like what she does. I have no saying this, like like I literally don't have this. Like whatever y'all do, what your agency is, what you choose to do it. And now if you choose to

you know, profit off of it. Um, I damn that, say go ahead, because one thing about it I watched men do UH do this dickheadship with will judge women? Right, We'll judge women for being holes and kind of like Nikki did, right, So we have the type of um urban patriarchy where will judge women for you know, being holes, and judge women for making money or if their sexuality

and think of that nature. But we also will judge them or or ridicule them if they are just to be taken care of, not squire, but if they want us to take care of them, we'll also judge them. But you can't be a stripper and beyond the pole. But you also can't ask me for money, but you also can so if so, if you are making money, who the fucking mind? And I think it plays all into I think it all plays into the way we view women as they're just supposed to be consumed, right

and I don't. I don't. So so it's like we're judging every woman as if they are our women, right, and that's not fair, which I think what what type of what UH separated me from like the rest of the rhetoric that you might see on Twitter, like from people that might try and speak like me or whatever. I think what separated me to the fans was I make it very clear, like if I'm discussing something or dislike about a woman, I'm specifically talking about a woman

I want to date. If I don't want to date you, I'm not going to attempt to push my narrative or stand Okay, you have a quote unquote standard for what you want and whatever the other women do. I mean, it's kind of shaming saying I wouldn't be with you if you had. I didn't even say that. I didn't even go as far to say, as long as you don't do that and you're now now, is that what I want? Like that, if you ask me the perfect woman, am I going to build that woman? No? Probably not.

But I'm also a human being realized that everybody lives life, like by the time you meet me, I don't know what got you here, right, I don't know how you got here, Like talk to me at least someone the other day, Like if I lost my job today, I just got this new apartment and I really love it, and I keep having these thank you I keep having these day dreams that I'm gonna lose my job and lose it all, And I think, what would I do

if that really happened? Right so that pussy, I would sell my pussy before I would strip, only because I think that. I feel like stripping is a lot harder at work. I agree. And you're white and black and white and black, so you don't have no rhythm. White and black girls don't ever have really both of your clap on the one in the three. I know for a fact, I know for a fact. Hold on. First

of all, I'm the one with the black mom. Do this to Mandy h No, I'm the one with the ass, so I can make my ass because I can do it. I can tick talk and all that ship not on beat. And she used to headtop. She used a pussy pop in the Jamaican cloth. Do you want to read that? The reason I'm about the strip? Though, stripping is hard work, hard work. You have to put investment in outfits and ship like that. You tell me all, it's kind of

like vector knives. It's like, if you remember, if you in New York, they used to do this thing with like you to apply for a job in his place called vector. Right, so you'd get gassed and they'll call you back for an interview and you're like all right, and you'll get real dressed up and they'll be talking ship in the in the interview, like you can make this amount of mine, this amount of money, what are

we doing? It ain't even a course. And it's a knife, Like you have to go door to door selling knives, but you gotta buy the knife. What you gotta buy the knife? So that's what that's just the pymis came like her like okay, so this was the response. But that's so so stupid. Someone names your own trement. Dear Minicki minaj, your lyrics are hypocritical. You went over to l magazine to slect shame certain types of women. Because that wasn't your quote. Augedly, people need to stop trying

to dictate and police women in their bodies. If you can't help, don't hurt, right, She wrote bank and said, suck my dick, asshole. Had you read the article. I was critiquing myself more than anything, and what I said was I hope my overt sexual lyrics and photos don't make my fans think I'm telling them to be promiscuous and to know they're worth lyrics, photos and fucking are three different things. Um. What I don't like about that, though, is saying that fucking for money is bad. It's not.

But this is the thing. Sex work is work. No, what do we okay, okay, what do we considering like you're doing? You're leaving a payment for Have you ever paid for bussy? Um? Not outright sole from the bitch And that was a dumps. Yeah, yeah, I'll leave the cab running if you know, I'm alright, not listen. I have faith for pussy with somebody I was with, and this girl was very professional. She was beautiful, she made sure she was safe, she brought condoms like she talked

about this. She felt like I was sucking a professional like there was a professional I don't want because I don't think I got professional dick. Okay, so I don't. I don't, Well, you don't have to because you I'm saying I don't have professional dicks. So I don't want a professional pussy like you don't want to come on like a rapper. She looked like like one of the Instagram models she's talking about. And you know what happened

to we will be saying that same ship about you. Yeah, well here go to the thing though a lot of you, a lot of those Instagram girls don't be fucking yo. Like I got a lot of homegirls. They got the cave and they got the flat, tim d. It's hard to fuck. That's why my friends not drop. You know, they're not fucking y'all might have just like you might have. The dog that went really hard was not giving them

are you talking about? And my thing also with the sex workship is if it puts a one, is their rebate? Is their refunds? What is them? So there's actually yeah, well I'm not going to ruin everybody. Also review customers. And the reason that there's a big deal that um sex work is trying to be like decriminalized. They're taking like sites like this away, but it's keeping the girls unsafe. So where is a dude may of like assaulted a woman or something like that or stolen from them, she

can report you didn't have to do that. But like let's say that they like fucking took all their money and left these girls or whatever, like did something yeah, which a lot of men have done, is they'll set the escorts up. They can go on that site and show there be able to get robbed at the time. We don't feel bad for them. Well they not. Pussy dealer is getting pussy deal is getting robbed as a part of the game. We're all criminals here. If I'm

buying the pussy, I'm a criminal. If you're selling the pussy a criminal. If I robbed you, I'm a criminal. Listen, as long as I didn't put as long as that man then put his hands on her, I think it's okay. I think it's fair. Pussy can't kill you, though put kill you. I didn't see some niggas dies. I hadn't seen pussy killed him. Mother. We're gonna get talking about it. Man, they got the right one. Pro woman pro. You're the one who at me here confused? What a bitch like

Denise Burgos saying, now, what's she don't know? Got grandma? She got to grab my name? She do have a grand Bernice was made grandmother. I mean Bernice is about the age of you know. I can't believe she looks like that with a name. She was handcrafted by Satan.

No no, I feel like whoever it was like watch like y'all watched y'all watch Supernatural, like those Supernatural shows where like the devil would take over somebody body that's who Bernie's doctor was like it was a regular doctor, but Satan took over and was like, We're going to take everything. Like yo, we read here. It's really surprised at how people have been coming at her on her Instagram, like it's crazy. It's been bad about her body, and I'm just like, you know why because real life is

starting to set in. You gotta think about it, right, Women who don't get the surgeries and all that ship, Yeah, I got about what five to six years every phase before your body do some ship. It didn't do five years before the exact same for the past seven years. So now earlier coming in, so I love it. Oh my god. Fact that was not fake like surgical. Yeah that's got to be uncomfortable. Yeah, Abs, now you go and get ab etching. But they look are they herb

Like you just cut around. She claims that she works out to keep them there and to profound them, but she got is like a laundry bag, like you just threw everything in. But know what I'm saying is like every five years, you change, right. So five years ago when Bernie's first birst, I don't seen everybody loved it, like yeah, bitch. Now years ago you got people want Yeah, it's weird that, like everybody is saying, I mean quevo.

When when the only thing I don't like is that girls that don't have a real ass, they'd be like, no, it's real because it's their own fat. I'd be like, okay, you got to ask them technically, technically that's there. If it's not if it's not selicon or shot, yeah, it's not fake. Yeah, if it's if it's from your body there before, but now it is food fat from one

place to another. Okay, I'm not shipping on this. I don't think anbody should on the surgery, but I'm saying, like, I still don't think you know, if you play, it's all fair game. It's all fair game. I mean you got if you're walking around setting off alarms like that, I would have you know what I'm saying. But I can't what side of you like a double A. I can't see through this. You can't she knew I was coming. I know what you are to say that? What am I that's the h it's actually a double D. Thank

you very much. Yes, I tell that I wanted like I was, like, I want pies a little bit, but like natural porn tities. Oh you got your titties done? Yeah, I got them done. Sixers neither natural. I can tell these natural. I could. I could see the blue veins. Oh my god, I'm well. This is the reason niggas don't be know when I got my titties done because he left the front of my boob in there like so sometimes I'll scoop it out to make it more around.

So because he left the first part of my breast, that's all you feel when you grab it, So no one ever knows, nigga, it's great. I mean, now they know I talk about after me getting good questions out. I want people to be excited they I always talk about my breast surgery because I want people to feel good about it and excited about it. I think that

it is perfectly okay to get your body done. And a few months I've done a couple of things to my body, so I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Done a few things in my body as well. What you do I've had, I got ahead, I'm done with you. We're gonna we're gonna go ahead to get into the the show. So the kick of the week is probably something Mouse has never experienced, but we're gonna today. You probably don't want to experience. I don't know. Maybe you

do a couple of trains, don't play. He calmed down the kink of the week guys for this episode. And I brought this up because, um, it was actually a question asked that our live show. But we're gonna dig into this, but I wanted to do it, um kind of as it pertained to the question of the live show. Um, so I want to do it double anal. So what

we're doing today is double penetration. Well, you know we should do we should talk about all the different types of d Yeah, there's a lot of there's DP, there's deep double with penetration, which is generally a term for one in your post and one in your ass and less. Yeah, there is you have a dick in your mouth. Well that's really called triple penetration, right because wh we're talking about penetration, we're talking about generally like can your mouth

your mouth? That's so that's a penetration of my mouth. I mean it is, but you asked, I asked, I asked my face. How did they and what's their facial reaction? They love it? I wouldn't love that my face reaction. I'm one, I'm gonna do it. You're gonna do it this one. Okay, let's say what can I do to make you happy? I like being tired up and having my face all right, I'm not so I actually wanted so. Yeah, she well no, so um So there's also DV or a K d V P and that's double vagin. That's

two dicks in your pussy at the same time. So the penetration that Mandy was talking about that I've seen is normally two in your pussy in one in your How does that work? How does that? How does that? That means two dicks are touching, two of them are touching. Yeah, but I don't know how. So it works? Like you do? You have to the only way that the position can really work is if you're sitting all right, I'm sitting Okay,

I would say I'm sitting on you. So let's just say your I'm trying to see where the other dick fits in you have to because okay, because they're not gonna be able to hear the audio right there, right there, not that type of audio. I mean they didn't hear the fun either, but it worked. And no, no wait, not a real one. It was on a plastic bottle. It was a demonstration. Yeah, with that, I gotta come on, I gotta come over the loud speaking. I gotta come

over the loud speaking. So uncle, were such a family. And then okay, no, seriously, if I'm on top of you and I'm straddling you, let's say, I don't think this is possible what you're saying. I've watched it, dude, So it goes you want whatever, you're wherever you're going in. And then there's someone behind me, and then there's someone else underneath, so it's jinga. Yeah, I'm gonna show. So that means the nigga is sitting on the other nigga.

So obviously somebody in this is gay. Yeah, okay, they're not gay. And then the other one and we live show was double double penetration anally, so that's two dicks in your asshole. So I don't gotta ship like nobody like using the asshole after this, you can use your asshole. I mean it's also it shrinks back right here? What am I looking at? Which one? Can you describe that position? And wow? First of all, I knew it was going

to be some white people ship. I'm gonna that two dicks are meeting um in a vagina and there's one going right in the but hoole right, but like, what is his ass is pretty much in the O's in his face. It's in his face. The reason it's in his face is because he's on top of him like a froggy. So he's sucking the ass like frog. Okay, So one dude is laying down, one dude is hitting it from the back quote unquote, and the other is on top like a froggy. Yeah, that's okay, look at this,

nig No, that's not um. And it's funny that I bring this up. Of course, anyone who's interested in doing this has to do a I see a ton of lube. Um. We brought this up in the live show because one of the wonderful audience members in Atlanta had a problem with the dicks falling out of his ass. Yeah, damn no, no, no, excuse me, it's not a ton of loube. The reason it was slipping out is because there was a ton

of lube. And I say, I'm saying, if you want to do this at all, alright, but you need some friction. So the reason that the dicks were slipping out is too much lube. Have had good we were just so the reason that they are stipping up too much loubes. And you need someone to have friction, right, So like there could be lub maybe from the contact of the skin so it doesn't hurt as much, but there has to be some friction in order for them to move

in and out. So like it has to be maybe one dry dick and maybe one loube dick and then it'll trip onto the other day. If you guys have any experiences of double penetration or double anal or double vaginal, please on those. Double penetration isn't going to be that bad because you can be I have never done it. No, No, I'm saying it's not that bad. I've never been DP. Like, I have a real inner block of two niggas judging me. As long as I'm on edibles and zoned out, I

can probably do it. Yeah, So as comfortable as you are with you guys sexual sexuality, and you know, as as k as you guys are of your sexual agency, you still feel unless you while you said it, so um, you having to be like high and shipped, like oh yeah, I have to be under the influence for something for some things like even I went to the sex club. Me and my friend killed a whole bottle of down. So did that? So to you, that doesn't say like damn,

maybe I'm not not forcing yourself. But maybe that's not me. It is maybe I don't like how I feel when I'm under an influence and I feel like I'm more free, Okay, So to me, I just enjoy being under the influence and then you do or your sexuality. I like a lot of experiences sober, Like I've had a ship like that. I like sober. I like to be a little tipsy. So but when I'm more drunk, sometimes I get more

so I'm more emotional. So when I get drunker, I get more of my feelings about it, and I'm more like black and white, black and white black and white women always real emotional, especially after the sex. Really, yeah, I'm not so that's different. I mean if it was good sex, I would be, but just emotionally. The reason that I wouldn't do it is because as confident as I am like with my sexuality, I think that's who I am, not necessarily always how I viewed. So there's

still things that have mental blocks about. Like I'm confident, sure, but there's some things that have some insecurities about. And for some reason, having two men in the room makes me feel a little more nervous. You know what makes me feel nervous. So that's what I want to like walking Ah, there's only one vaginantes two of us. You never you've never, you've never done a train, none of that. Um. Two reasons Number one, I UM, I think everybody knows

at this point. I'm not homophobic at all, but I don't want to be in the room with another penis just it's not it's not not my cup of tea. Not my cup of tea. Second of all, um, And I've found out just recently that this is like problematic thought for some women. But I feel like I have too much respect for a woman to do that. I won't. I respect you too much to just dog you out like that, Like I won't you think that's worse than stealing money. I was just about you're you're in my

mind right now, hierarchy of criminals. So honestly, I think that I just couldn't do You think is it almost relates to the nick if you thinking that a woman doesn't want to do these things that she's asking. I didn't say she doesn't want to. Every time I've been asked to run a train, it's always been no, dude. One time, when when I was sixteen at homeboys like, yo, we're about to this bitch. This this bitch is the only singular. Now you go, Um, I'm my bike's gonna

stay right here and shut no. Um. But every other time after that, since I've been in the doubt, every time I've been asked, it's been by a woman, and I'm like, you gotta get on my phone. You have to get on my phone with this man. It's because number one, I am a uh. I live by that code. One dick in the room, I lived by that code um. And secondly, I just can't. I can't do that. Like I have respect for you and I'm not and you're dispecting yourself. I just won't be the one to do Okay,

I can respect that. That's a good I wonder if you would be able to like not even like if you couldn't get it up or not probably can't. There's another dick in the room. Yes, it can't be two hard dicks in the room. I'm not adding to the two dicks in the room. I've always been very curious as two men that are like, it's not gay because the dicks on't touch. But do my homeboy said that

when they did that ship. No, but it doesn't because you could always if they could be doing the both the dpi, but that's not always needed in a threesome or if a let's get horrible decisions. I know you'd like to be like terms that is a train, appropriate train, it's just two men. A train is two men one woman. Yes it is because the woman in the middle, the woman in the middle has the track. We're going into the horrible decision now because I'm not gonna I'm not.

I realize you've had two many nigs with drays on reason again we have again. I'm coming back. I'll come back, and it's already I can't do no. How much do you know how much I would would be no, no, no, that's a train because I feel violated. I would feel violent. So we're gonna get into our harn decision. We're not We're not gonna talk about We're gonna get to our horror decision. The horrid decision for this week is d t R. And this isn't like DP. So calm down,

you look scared. Uh dick train ran so so DT are it's actually determining the relationship. Okay, okay, we can do so we got lighter, right, we're kind of heavy. We're kind of heavy. So I wanted to bring this up, um, kind of in the sense of situation, ship versus relationship versus What the funk in this day of ages? Dating? What is it when you tell somebody I'm dating her? We're dating? Is dating now? Is that boyfriend? Girlfriend? Is that I'm just seeing you? Is that we're going on dates?

When you say you're dating somebody? And I guess we could all kind of have our own definitions here. What what does it mean to be dating? Number one? First and foremost, Um, if you and I are dating, that simply means don't play with me like point like I don't play like that, Like if I am dating you, and mind you, this is coming from me. This is not me saying, you know, women, you better get in the kitchen. If I am dating you. It's very it's a very big step for me to like make a

claim right to like say I'm dating this woman. This is my girl. Yeah, yes, because you're I'm dating you right like I am dating you. And once you hear those words, it's exclusive with me with me, like there is no a boyfriend girlfriend her hot. No, but we're right there, we're right there on the custom. But I think, so I think when I think there's because I think that we're dating too. Does not mean boyfriend girlfriend, It doesn't. It does not mean it by any chance. But if

you if you should always date your your mate. But I'm but I'm here. But what I'm saying, so it's like a mirror from talking. I'm sure you So talking is when you guys first. By the way, this is terms we're talking. We graduated to twenty six white people. I don't know who came up with these hood as rules, but I've heard them too, because we terms we do,

we do, we do. But But I'm okay, So I learned all my dating and romance terms from nineties sitcoms, because that's I grew up in the nineties, right, So like going steady, dating boyfriend, girlfriend, these things right, And it's just I grew up watching I absorbed a lot of content growing up, so a lot of that ship stayed with me. So when I when we're talking, that's

the I got your number. We might be dem in back and forth on Instagram because sometimes women feel safe that way, and I won't, like, I won't press the issue, Like if we're having a conversation, I'll drop my number in the Instagram And if you don't text me, I'm not gonna be like text if you if that's how you feel comfortable, how you feel comfortable, it's so crazy that you say that, because to me, if a guy, if I'm talking to a guy via d M or

even texting, if he goes to the next nig and say, oh, yeah, we used to talk and to me, it wasn't that. I don't even want to say that we used to talk, So like me talking to somebody is kind of right, was he? Once you start talking to no, because that always doesn't it doesn't. It's how serious you take it. If you tell the next person, Yo, I used to talk to wheezy. They're gonna think that y'all used to date, not that y'all used to DM each other. Yeah, it's

it's very simple. We used to talk on the regular, like call answer, called back. I'm gonna call you like to me. If I'm talking to somebody, I'll call you back. If he was talking to somebody, have you fucked him? No? If you're yeah, if nigger tells me he used to talk to a gul did because I feel like nick should not say that to each other unless it's your manny, And like, Yo, what's right below talking? Yeah? If you know the introduction sliding in the DA No, look so

they're sliding into D and making the initial. Yeah, So we're gonna do like so there's the initial talking initial number one and then and then dating then after now this now talking now talking, you might have to do the little that little ship, that that little triangle ship between it, because talking could also lead to a situation ship. Now, a situation ship, a situationship and dating is not the same thing. Situation ship is the two a of dating.

Situation ship needs to go. Dating may not be your boyfriend. Girlfriend, but we might have a situation ship. I feel like dating. No, I'm gonna tell you why, because dating, dating has room for growth, a situation ship doesn't. A situation ship is very linear, and that's can turn into more No no, no, they can't. Every time they do, they go left. My situation ship turned into some just now what what it turned into? That your boyfriend is that your nigga, that

your nigga, no, don't cut it out bossing up? Is that your nigga, No, I can't people all right, And that she's gonna crash. She's gonna crash and burn. It's going to the horrible like I don't like, it's going to don't I don't know. I don't like that word. Are. You guys are going to in terribly. This isn't gonna last.

You might not make it out to summer situation. I'm gonna tell you why because the situation ship is literally a relationship like thing with no titles, which means I'm giving you everything I would give you in a relationship. Because dating is literally that dating is what they would call in the old times. Courting means I'm taking. But like situation, you guys are acting like, yea, in a situation,

we're dating. If you were in a situation acting like a boyfriend and girlfriend, yeah, then you were in a situation and the ship is going to end. But why are you I'm gonna like a boyfriend and a girlfriend where you're dating because you're not my fucking girlfriend. That's why, like literally, like okay, perfect example. So I'm dating that, right, I'm dating someone. I'm seriously dating this this woman right, nobody else. It is just me and her. Okay, it's relaxed,

So why is it not you might get upsetting. So we're seriously dating, right, it is not a situation Okay. So the situation ship is if you said it's going to be nothing, then yes, okay, because from dating you get into what a relationship. So this is a question that I want to ask you, And it's because that conversation you're saying, because once you get into a situation ship, it's a perfect example. It's like hiring somebody. You go and hire a manager. You don't bring the stockboy the

funk up and make him the manager. Why everything this motherfucker already knows how to do. There's no way this nick could be the manager. He's been the stockboys, maybe knows how to stock real. Well, you go exists if you both agreed, it's nothing, or if one person only one person? Because what what's going to happen with a situationship? No matter what somebody, nobody's going to see it the same way. Somebody's gonna fall too far in and then that gray area is going to explode and it's to

become red because somebody's going to be sick. A situation ship you give and I don't know, maybe I grow around too many black women. I read a Steve Harvey book of something. But I really do believe that once you're in a situation ship, that glass ceiling is there. You're gonna exist in this space and there's nothing passage because you ever had relationship, Well, I want to I want to ask you this question because um so me

and Fellen Bay had this conversation. Okay, shout out, Yeah, so me and Fella Bay had a paper here just right now. Well now he's actually he's out, he's outcast. I mad, I know mad, I got mad big homeies that don't know. I was like, yo, let me do download you out. He knows about it, Adam subscribed it to it on the phone. What's what is this? What is He actually knows big words? And I told him I think it's because he used he used the library. Nick, you want to jil, he knows a lot of words.

They always started well versed in one subject, and that's whatever the book. He'd always come back, Nigga, that knew everything about the Civil War. All he would do whenever he wanted to suck me, like, did you know about the Sayson Maria? Then shut up? So you're telling me right now the minds and the Pilgrims. So you're telling me right now that the mind did quarter Ship. We know, I'm trying to tell you about thinking. He's not even

he's not even into those days later. But so anyways, let let me get into this top conversation that's gonna be arguing with SPU. Shut the funk up, Barbara. You don't even know, Barbara. That is a fucking class. Ain't felony? Motherfucker? That's easily fired a ten. Well, anyways, we have Felon Bad. We're talking, and Felon Bad has an issue right now because I think he wants more and I'm telling him I don't want more at all with him. It's well, yeah,

I love his motherfucking commissary. When you go back, well yeah, you see how she'd be shading. Anyway, he's not gonna go back. Hopefully he's still on parole. He went back right when you met it. I know he's on paro statistics always. Well he's already been back since I met him. Um. But anyways, so we were having the conversation and I told him, like, you know, it is what it is, what what we have. Honestly, it is what we have,

and I don't want more. Then we got into a really discussion, in a debate that I want to talk about because I enjoy the intimacy with him as far as cuddling, kissing, laying up all that stuff. He wants me to cook for him, and I'm like, no, cooking his boyfriend girlfriend ship. He's like cuddling and kissing his

boyfriend girlfriend ship. So your boyfriend girlfriend ship. That to me is the no no no no no aspect, the expect the expectation, meeting the expectation that his boyfriend and girlfriend. But when you're dating, when you're dating, you are you are getting to know one another. You are you are getting comfortable with this person to represent the representatives of

one another, and you are it's like negotiations. You're you're saying, all right, so before we go to next, before you get in this relationship, I'm willing to do this, and you're like, well, I'll do this, and then you counter, right, And that's what the whole dating period? How long does the dating period last? Completely up to that? How long have you been dating the girl? A Now? I wanted to say I had someone told me that they felt like six months was too long. First, yeah, I felt

like six months was too long. But she'll be in a situation ship for three years. But to be honest, I think that's for her age, right, she's study four. Okay, there's that. I understand why she's feeling like that. But I said to him, like, look honestly to me, you calling me a girlfriend and what you're giving me like,

I've had boyfriends that wasn't ship. So if we're dating and maybe those titles are a little too much fucking pressure, I'm gonna calm down of six months is a little too soon for you, and a lot of the view boyfriend girlfriend is the segue like, right, into marriage because nothing really like that's all the pressure're gonna get out. Just crazy that, which is crazy because because you don't even get that. People don't even it's like what the

funky I refer reversed. It's like Pokemon. Right, there's like Pokemon. If you got groll around the same major Pokemon, right, you get you a char Amanda, a squirrel or boat. So they evolved three times, right, so you're a char Amanda, right, and then char Mand at like level twenty, level sixteen becomes char char millions millions, and then at level fifty becomes charges are right and people kind of right, So people interact with she's dead right, sooth getting a charge's ard.

It's very hard to I'm sorry so now, and so people view dating at this linear thing where you go from Charmander to charges ard and you don't experience you grow, right, And like if you think about it from level what you get the Pokemon a level five and then they evolved at level sixteen, but then the next time they

evolved until level fifty. You got so much time to grow as a person with this person that you're dating, that your relationship is going to go through so much and grow through so many different phases that by the time you are knocking that marriage and you are ready for marriage, you're not even the same people you work when you first started dating. But people skip over that because they have this very linear fact that you said that. I literally like, so to me, I've been single forever,

Like I'll get in situation ship and a date. The guys your date, how long have you been? No? No, no, Well that's what I'm saying, like all date or be dealing with someone or being a situation ship. But I won't No, No, I'm very sing, I'm very single. I won't make a nigg of my boyfriend though, unless I see him as a husband. And you're laughing, I don't have a boy. Alex is telling me to get out the frame with the my damn Alex telling that ship in the mic. I'm being professional, get your ass out

to Mike as the frame is move No. No. But to me, I won't make a nigg of my boyfriend unless I see him long term. And that's kind of what I had to tell day, like sometimes he ain't even got enough works that works for you, But I didn't believe some women that makes real quick and so I had that question. So this is an other questions. Oh, I mean no, it's sweet him, but it's good. Like six, it's good, probably six and a half it's good, but seven is a solid eight and a half nine babies,

so you know I like more. But anyways, listen to this, doesn't let's go how you say. That's the only reason he got back on my phone. I had the time me. I'm talking about how to make it. Can't say. He can't say scription didn't know he has a subscription. He doesn't. He knows how to know. He knows how to say something. Both of them know how to say. You have a spelling beach for the pussy that night Friday night. We both want the pussy niggas spell anti establishment area that

you got out this or the stuff. So I hate you. So I want to ask you this question too, because we had the conversation. So I start my new job next month. Gratulations queen, thank you. What is career? No, it's a career. It's a it's a career. It's not a job. It's a career. Um. And so where he's at right now, especially since he just got out of jail, his money ain't where I needed to be, and which is what I told him, which is why I don't

look at him as a boyfriend. And I know. So his response was, so, when I get this money, I can't look at you as a girlfriend because you wasn't want me shooting in the gym. However, right ever, that was his answer. But I hate so, But this is my question as women, and I want to ask you too. So at seven, I don't feel like I have the time because I don't know how long it's gonna take him, and I don't I don't have kids. I don't want to raise a grown man. So it's cool, toy um

why he spent eight years in the fence. No, no, no, I have this theory that everybody who gets locked up when they get out there are the same as they was when they got before they went in. I think it's twenty son. That nigga is. That nigga right now is about to hop on. He just found out what FaceTime was. Oh, he's definitely a twenty year old. We FaceTime a lot, thank you because he's excited. Pick up, pick up, turn turn it around, No, you gotta turn

it around. No, not the phone. No, not the phone, you, Alex, I think like this. I can't man, No, I can see the mirror. Turn the phone. Okay, now I'm just call you. Oh you open it with your finger. Now I don't get it, but I see you. No, man, wheezy. At this point in you're like no, no, he said. He was like, your a piece of ship, are the same age, and she is doing more than the man that she met at the same age. Why does that good? Quite pressure on it? Good question? Why does that not?

Let me? Let me let me say before I answer this for real, I'm not a piece of ship. I would just okay you wait, no, real quick, before we get into this. I just want to share. What did you ask? Oh this Nigga asked if he was going to get to get to funk one of us. Show did not say that the make out the same thing. Okay, that's the same baby, don't kiss me. You don't get this one. He was going to get the make out with one of us at the Okay, that's more than

thirty eight thousand words right out with her. I'm not on the table. Okay, it's easy. That's easy. It's like a cool fifty Oh can we record this. If this happened, we're gonna make him take the test right after the show, and we're gonna record it for all of you guys to see on Instagram. The girl you're dating and your boyfriend like that part right there to the table. You gotta cut that out, put that out. You gotta remember this content, baby, I do. I'm a content creator, right,

this is all content. I'm an actor as well. I was in I was I was in After Hours with Mac Wilds on title and YouTube. Great. I'm an actor. I'm an actual act. All the mouth should be the type of b no, no, no, no no. We practice in this she's from horrible is not even in bit. But my dick, don't even feel it. I bet you, I don't come. I'm not the question? Yes, what makes him like no? So so okay, go back in this same right, So without you giving the uh, without you

giving that prerequisite, it right, there's no issue. Right to listen. Sometimes people don't stay around. Sometime when you gave him a prerequisite, when you said I don't see you as a boyfriend because of this, he was well within he's right when he's like, well, okay, so don't expect that from me when I get when I get right now now, as a half black woman, well technically two of you make one black woman, or just make second. The reason that we identify as black is because we understand our

privilege as lighter skinned women. And I feel like it's dismissive to just then say that might not be black, but you're PCs. No, but um so what I will say to that? So women, especially black women in our in our in our culture, have been the hugest supporter of you know, rider die. They definitely stayed at until

they come up. And I won't because you've probably seen or not white women, white women women who we met, Which is funny because that's why he Apparently he tried to call me from Rikers, but I didn't answer the calls. I thought it was a bill collector. So he keeps holding it against me that I didn't answer his Hello, Hello, what are you? What are you calling for? No? No, I don't know anything. But when we met, I never had a card with a Rikers. Where do you swear? What? No?

But no, if you're if you're not right there, that's cool, that is cool, but don't but then you can't have you know, what. You can't have that because if somebody buys into that, then that's fine, but you cannot expect. You can't expect ride or die. You can't expect somebody to wait for you if you're not gonna wait for him. But you're also a woman who was attractive. So if you find that it's well within are right, I'm go for it. But off the back, you can't expect that.

So he's what you're asking for is unfair. You're you're saying, hey, when you get this money, you got funk with me like I did, hold you down. But you're not holding him down, and you have every right not to because if you look at the numbers, motherfucker's do not respect the woman that holds him down. Motherfucker you you hold him down. Motherfucker's is gone or went off to the billionaire woman. You see that he paid for his kids for his kid first of all, to me, the baby mama,

not ship. So you're just kid off for some money. Wait, you would sell your kids for some money a six figure duo? Yes, you really to their mother who already has to be indebted to them anyway, You mean to tell me I not get money on top of it for them saying, mother fucking way to take care of him anywhere? Yes, yes, yes, So I want I want to happen because this actually goes I think that you're one of the perfect guests to answer this. We're gonna

happen to our homemail. I hope you guys enjoyed this um fucking conversation. This goes into things that I think me and Wheezy have battled with um and I appreciate this listener for sending this in. I wrote to you, I'll look here you go, and I want you all to know I wrote you'll to y'all in instant and you said to email. So here it goes. Because I told you all we came from this was a good one. So my question slash situation is I'm trying to date

after a long history of being a kinky slut. I enjoyed the I enjoyed the hell out of the time that I had in my life, but now I'm looking for something more substantial slash serious. When I bring up my past or sexual interest, guys perception of me totally changes. Now I'm not a dating prospect. I'm a sex toy, a freak, a slut. I want to be open about my past have super kinky sex with my partner, but I also want to be respected and seeing his girlfriend material.

Have you experienced this and any suggestions? Yes, I know. I saw this and I was like, okay, let's see what mouth thinks of this. But this is a good question. Yeah, um, she got a lie, like I don't understand what's the problem Like women, you're such a good list. She wants to be open because she still wants that, all right, but you all right, but she's acting like a dummy, like she's a woman. You control all of the ship. You lied to, then don't control ship when we open up?

And then you don't you understand it? Don't open up? Don't you? If you it's like right now, if I keep trying, you don't want to, but you want to open our legs though, No open up. But don't tell me that ship, Doug, or you gonna get listen this. I'll look at it right, Okay, you're not gonna find the Melvin's, alright, the Melvin's. You don't want the Melvin Melvin. I don't know if you haven't seen plays Club, but Melvin is who loved love he loved, he would have

took up right. Yeah, you we ain't Melvin. You're not going after Melvin. You're not attracted to Melvin. You want that, we really don't want. But he would accept all of that ship. You want the mouth jones, Right, So now you come to meet actually perfect time, Alex Hammers tiwnd me yet. All right, So I started a body count thing. I wanted to bring it up with you. I see, And I was like, and I see that, I've seen

see set up spection actually does go with this. So before you get to that, before you get to that, I want I want to say this part. Y'all control this ship so much, and I might be like giving away information, but if y'all don't know, you're dumb women, y'all control everything. It's all about how you play this, right you, This ship is not going to be love in relationships as adults, like as a whole asset doults. That's lived life. That that perfect love, that ship going.

That ship is a high school memory. If you didn't get with your high school steetheart, or get with some that's your first, or or y'all caught a few bodies together. It's a dub. So you gotta understand do you want the result or do you want the fantasy? Because if you want, if this girl wants that relationship, the next nigga she meets that she put stock in and she's like, this is the nigger I could do it. You don't tell him about you being a hold back in the day.

What I say, You don't tell him you used to be a hole back in the day. You give that nigga none of the knowledge and all of the benefits. You don't say nothing to him but good and blow, like make this nigga socks sweat and he's going to love you forever. That's very hard to do. I'm about to throw this chair. But how many lives are you holding on you right now? Don't How can you really say that when you're looking at the Bitcho's putting it all out there. But no, not all. There's some ship

that you ain't told nobody. Get the funk out of here. Why don't don't tell it to the first person I ever told that I had another to get paid for my apartment. I was working him. He was giving me all this ship. I never told anybody that. And he's like, Okay, what are you gonna do? What's he gonna do? The point first of all this is that you told him after he's already invested your sack of ship. You don't tell him, you even tell him, you don't tell This

is what I was gonna say. There was a conversation that me and Mandy had when we did a Dating Profiles episode. She was like saying, how bisexual. Yeah, she was like, she'll be thinking that, you know what I'm doing this and Negus be righting me with this. I was like, listen, you have bisexual in your bio. She's like, well, I have women on there too. I was like right. I was like, but if you already have them click, they already know you're looking for women and women will

see you. No need in putting bisexual. Share that with a man later. And the reason that I would never tell men that, and I've dated women, and the reason I never said anything was because I didn't want them to thank chance for a threesome or that I'm a home whatever. Because you can never really figure out what someone's thinking, you know what I mean. So here's why I bring up timing. You need to show yourself as

you would show too. You're not gonna tell someone you first meet like a friendship that you've done all this whole ship, right, you've just met someone three times. They don't need to know all your hidden desires and all the darkest secrets about you, and your sexual history is a fucking very personal piece of you. Now you just um and I'm talking to Mandy. You just got a job. I'm guessing you went on an interview. Right, Oh, it's

already done, like what I'm saying. You went on an interview, right, yes to three even better three interviews, and each of those interviews that they felt like they were getting to know you some more, right, But they're not gonna know six months and you're gonna have your feet off, your shoes off at the day. But her sex past is not something bad. Don't say that. I'm not teching that bad, but I'm saying a good comparison, Yes it is, why

because it's not. It doesn't have to be bad for it to be something that they look at and be like, but how do we know? And this is so you should have Winn there in a robe with your flip flop. That's not who she's always gonna be. She's still that person. You could be more than one person, but the job and didn't relationship. And just because I did some ship in my past doesn't mean I'm not ready for you.

And the reason I wanted don't. Don't put it on me to be You think, don't make me this is and you think wants the cheater, always a cheater, wants the whole, always a whole, wants a cheat, always a cheating Yes, once a whole. Lay is a whole, yes, but in a different way. She might not be a hole at like she might be an active hole, but in perception wise, everybody's going to see her as the whole. Give the fun why I want? I want to care about body, I went on Instagram. No, I'm saying women

care about a lot of that whole ship. Y'all throw it on men and men we we do, Piet, but a lot of that should be across the platform with women like we be like we won't know a woman as a whole. We don't consider a woman Hope until we had another woman called Hope. I'm telling no, but but she's not even saying what is it? What if it were? His friend's gonna think we're talking about me and you. And this is the thing that's care what their friends think. No, I'm give my friend day. I

don't give my friends think. I can't what mouse Jones think. And at the end of the day, like with every situation, any any I don't even call that ship beef, Like any industry issue I got with a nigga, any issue I got with a nig industreet, any beef I had in the street, any situation I had with a woman, you don't got nothing to do with nobody watching. I don't give a funk about that because I've debt it. Very public issues and they could be longer. I can't

believe you did that. They eat a dick, like, don't worry about what you're telling. Got everything. They got everything to do with mouse Jones. If I'm comfortable with this when I go to bed, and I gotta be comfortable with this, how do you know what a nigg is gonna be comfortable with? But then you're sitting here and telling her, don't tell, don't tell because you know why you don't tell. I'm gonna tell you why because she's sold five times and lords five times. Butch, try what

I'm telling you and see if you don't win. Okay, I guess so it's who here's that day you want to date men? You date yourself. Here's back to the body count. I want to give some input that I got from a bunch of listeners. I'm gonna date myself outright. They yourself then, but don't come. Don't write in and talking about what do I do? I just told you what to do, nowt or don't tell. I'm think you should save all of your experiences for when you feel

like it's warranted to tell. Yeah, like maybe when after you got a ring gonna hang with he's gonna kill himself. That's wrong with y'all. I just married you and then you tell me you had five dicks at once. Oh, I'm jumping off of the hotel. You know, she fucking experienced it and she ain't gonna want to be the bitches at a fucking bachelorette party like I want to talk a dead because she never had it. That's the thing.

I love your experience, yo. That's for real women that go to bachelorette party and don't turn your but you know why because they live some life. It's just like when niggas be having wives and they go out and they act too fucking crazy. They didn't live no life alone now prepared whatever she said you, she has to tell the mess stuff before they're in a relationship or not at all. This is what I keep saying. That's

what he's saying. Don't whomever I was with before you has no relevancy to Okay, let's go back to conversation. My question was, is it rude if your partner asks you how many men you've been with? And the reason that this came up is because I know someone or men or women? Actually, sorry, if someone asked you that. The reason this came up is because I know someone that told me that her man made her give him

a list would matter of fact, I've seen that. I remember it was like last week on a breakfast club. Emon said he had to give Tiana. Yeah. I was like, and then I've seen other and then I've seen like pick me niggas, Like I can't believe she did that. Now, what if he asked her for that, we'd be I said, nigger, you would want that list? Yeah, please don't give me that list. I'm gonna ask you and lie to me. Multiplied like don't want to know. So okay, So let's

start with the first question at hand. Is it rude to ask someone their body count? It is very yes, it is. Look a look at that, look at the house, divided the house. It's very rude to let me tell you something. I posted that question. I'm about to put my dickets out of you. I would like to know. Ask me if I haven't, I don't care. That's not buying more about the body counting the disease. Why because I can Because listen, there's a pill I could get. I could get the pillig I can't get. I can't

get being number fifty eight. I gotta be numbert You never took the number at the d n V. And who you are? You ain't never been at the front front of DV. Like it doesn't matter who went before me. I'm gonna know, mother. Why is the quantity it mattered to a certain age. I only care about body count up to thirty four? Why I still have more years off? And what's too many? And this was a question, I ask you, what's that be there? So there's there's a

few questions. The conversations I got into. So I took this poll at three thousand people, Um, it was yes, it's a rude question, and and can I tell you nig And so then I wrote, I would like you all to write me and tell me the max number of men for you to be comfortable with for a woman the ages and thirty. If a max, no, I take it back one, I don't want to virgin. Now what do you think? What do you think that? People said? What's the number of thing? People said? I would say,

I think it's six. Really, I think max too. What do you think six? Three? So most men wrote back and said no more than thirty. Oh, and I was very impressed with that. I'm impressed. I want to read you one answer. This is from a dude named Chris. Chris wrote. Chris wrote back and said, I am thirty four. My girls thirty one? I mean I know? And he put like five ws. She got quite a few under her bell. How could she not? But that's why she foks real good. Who wants some ship with four bodies

as lame as fun? But she probably not gonna please you to say. So here's another dude, this is what the next guy maybe around thirty. And it also depends if I know the guys, or if we are all in the same city. I wrote him back and I said, what's the problem if you're in the same city? Does that a race niggas? He said, If she's made a name for herself, I'm not wiping her out. But to the guy that does good for him, I won't knock him as long as he knows what he's getting into

and can deal with that. I said, But I'm trying to figure out what does it matter if people think she's a hoe and what are they necessarily getting into. Do you not think that's a personal insecurity with you or within the man? He said, it's definitely a part of the male ego. Everybody says they don't care what people think about them, but we do different degrees. You could say it's a personal insecurity, but what makes it different or worse than a body insecurity or preference is whatever.

I'm sorry you didn't write where that right. At the end of the day, do it makes happy and if you're happy with to check that as too and her bodies be happy. Um, I said, I'm ain't going to read this on the show. He said, don't pay me. On the other end of the spectrum, like, I only want to check with two bodies. I could hear Mandy Spas and now I like a check that's lived a little and it's not a prude, it's not all prudent proper to uh. I think most men at this point

care more not about the body count, but who. And I say this because well, I watch name we are in the industry where niggas passed around the same five six women, Well that's different because I feel like that has to do with a lot of these niggas in the industry music industry specifically, these niggas are cornball. So to me, they look more up to Oh, dann you were you were working with nas, let me get because if not funk with you, now, let me funk with you.

That's way. Yeah. The same with Amber. So I was dating a guy and um so he like went to see to see m us, to see him in Miami a lot, really really like this guy. I would say it was a situation ship. We had a conversation about making it more and I had sucked his homie first before I had really even met him, and he knew I this homie and this homie was a big deal. But no, no, that can't cut out anyways, So anyway

you didn't right if he didn't do that anyways? Well, anyways we were anyway, me and him and let me scale back, So me and him, it's the worst dick I ever had in my life. But me, yes, me, I know I got this. I'm gonna do the cutting. But look at you see nothing minutes. No, But anyways, his concern was listening, if I get married, that nigga is gonna come to the wedding and I don't like to know that someone fuck my wife. And so because of that reason, like he was like, yo, it would

be really hard for to go anywhere. What he didn't care about any of the bodies or how many bodies are? How did he asked you have you fucked anybody? I know? I mean he knew because I feel like that question is more understandable than the counts. I mean, I met him at his birthday, Like what's the problem you ask how you asked me how big my dick is? You had? Where you asked me my mom and name is like you asked me a lot of intrusive question you ask me? What do you asked me? What am I doing? Like

what you're doing its way more fun. Where you at is way more intrusive than how many bodies you have. Where more intrusive. Like had a dude write me back and said me and my girl are both reform hose and we got bomb sex because of it. Practice Drake made a whole song like I can like you're practicing, bro, like let us women practice so that we can please

you later. There was an amazing answer for someone that came to our live show and you're not gonna leave this count I want to just find this really quick and then I won't read another one. But it's insane. Um. I've been in several serious relationships and the number has never mattered. The woman with three to four has cheated on me, while the woman with seventy plus has been faithful to me. There is no max. As long as she's healthy, happy, and we're faithful to each other, We're good.

Faithful is not the ideal world to live in, since my partner and I have sex with others separately and together, but we trust each other and have open communication, and at the end of the day, the foundationship foundation is really strong for our relationship. So my girlfriend and I love the show. Yes, and we appreciate two beautiful, open minded women of color. Thank you, thank you. Look at

the read this one. This dude blew my mind. But more than ten implies that she is very intune herself in her body, which is incredible, or she gives it up real fast. I mean more than to me. I just so, what are we saying? More than most women probably start sucking around? Right? So we'll still even over ten years? One body a year, Yes, yes, that's what. Yes,

let me tell you this. Let me tell you this up until like until four, until it's up until thirty four for me, because I'm like thirty four, we've grown, you probably got a kid or some ship, all right, let's fun it. I don't care about that. You no more anything under that. Also, at thirty four, I feel like women know who they are, and there are women who know who they are before and you definitely reach that.

You definitely will reach that for a man mostly mostly, but I feel like by thirty four, you know who you are, you know what you want your I don't given about the body account like your thirty four you've been alive for three decades, Like I can't, I can't anything before that, though, there's something great about experiencing something with your woman the first time. It's her first time, a woman with forty five fifty sixty bodies. Goddamn bit, you did everything. Come to me. I'm gonna stop you

right there. If I had a relationship for two years, right and I'm actually thinking of an X right now together, we had experienced B D S M. We had a threesomes together. I was I'm sorry, he was. Um. So what I'm saying, though, is let's just say I was with him even longer than that. I did the next nigger and I did everything with that person I was in a relationship with. And then that's when I say,

that's one body, right, Get what I'm saying. There is something and I hate to make this analogy because I do not view women this way, but there's something about the new car smell. There's something about getting in a car and looking You're not gonna pay top dollar for

a car with a hundred thousand miles on it. It's just not you know, just not know why the miles really bothers me, because we equate bodies into a woman being looser and not being are no no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no, no, no no, no way, because a lot of men do. I don't want to girl this run through. But he's not got a nigga who's sucking me three or four times. Single women are getting way less dick. I feel like, you know, I'll be having a hard

fucking time, especially when you popping niggas. You know how hard it is to get ahold. I know, I know, Okay, let dick out of town right now as a single sucking women as a nigger, I know what you're talking up. And I have no time whine because I am dating. I'm serious. But now that I'm sucking with somebody, I'm sucking so much it's ridiculous. And like when I was single, but and I would. Let's say I sucked three niggas from summer to winter, four niggas. I was having less

sex with them than one person. But I can write. I'm not looking at it from an anatomy thing, because I'm smart enough to know that there to do with it, right. I'm looking at as the aspect of I can see direct and what nobody can argue. Nobody can argue this. I can see from who and how many people sleeping I can see where your mind is at. I can see. Oh, so you either are equating love with Dick either doing that or you're equating I'm just a carefully spirit of

funk who I want. Either one of those is a turn off for me. It's just a turn off for me. Probably a lot of men think that it's just a turn off for me. I love you, I'll still probably have a lot of sex with you. But if we're talking about building my life, I'm not going to put my money on the I'm not going to I'm not if this is the NBA, I'm not about to give so I'm not. I'm not. You're saying that someone, But

I'm also not gonna I'm gonna. I'm not gonna put my money on lebron right, even though you know that's a bad one. He's he's but you really, that's what you get. You get you a prime, get you somebody in their prime. You get you somebody who's in their prime because you know that, all right, they got some Kimber Walker. That's why i'mna puting my money on I'm gonna put my money on Kimba Walker before I put my money on Chris Paul so you're telling me putting

money you meet somebody. We're talking about me and Mandy right here, we've both more than ten people. I think I can name you all tend you name my fucking multiploded. But you have women who are sitting here making over six figures, business owners, smart, intelligent and attractive. And so now six bodies, how do there's a problem. So now it's not a problem. But if you want to date me, it's gonna be a problem. Why. It's just not what

I'm wanting. It's literally just like, never wance at this part. I've never wanted. How many bodies have you had? Then? Oh my god, it's disgusting. And we're supposed to accept that as women though duality dualities. Your son is never out with the moon. The world is the world run? Oh it was that funny, Alex, you're cracking up over there was that funny. This is really not ship No, But when I when I when I, when I'm telling you this, it sounds funny. But when you think about it,

this world is created in rant. The very fact that the axis of the Earth spins is based off of duality. Double standards have to exist for the world to not implode. It has to. It has to. You don't want no freely asked nigga, nigger. Your friends are gonna ask you, is he gay? I don't care. You're talking to the wrong bitches. Y'all. Y'all take a gay man, I would take. I would take about sexual man. It's like dating. You're going to marry a nigga? That okay? You are the exception.

And I know there's you guys represent a larger number of people. I get that, But the bigger number of people in the United States are not funking with that. Women, especially in our culture. Ain't that's what this show is for, because I think that that mindset is. But you would be already sucked up. Bring you like you'd be surprised if you go to like the rest of these motherfucker's

that I'm telling I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. Like. No, Now, you're really gonna sit here say, after listening to us and knowing that we're good fucking women, that someone shouldn't take us serious because I know I didn't say that that he would. There's a bigger the world. I know it's hard, but he's a large majority. No, No, it's not. I'm saying it's hard. It might be hard to accept, but mouse just might not be the one for you. Goddess. It's just personal. It's just I can't come and I

will never. You never heard me once judge of woman for saying I got two kids, right, huh babysh technically woman, yes, different baby, but one woman raises them like my second, my second. I have cut you my oldest. So when I met my second baby mother, we had a relationship with Together they create a bond, and just because we broke up, I would be an idiot to split them up like that was literally, that's literally been her mother's from the age of three. To you get what I'm saying,

I was body run it up. No, but I'm so serious that you say whatever so that the masculine thing might not be the thing that turns your love. But there is something that you don't want your man. There's something that you do or that you view as feminine that you don't want your man doing. It will turn you off. I don't care what it is. Duality that is a double standard. There are certain things certain we

don't even have to be sexual about it. There are certain personality traits, certain things that you will accept from a woman that you will not accept from a man. Will you will? You will say, because I'm a woman, I should be able to do this, because you're a man, and longer that the thing it's about to get. That's why you're walking like that. The pockets heavy, that's out loud because somebody uses as a pocket. Somebody pockets who walk like But I'm gonna keep it very real like

this right, and it's gonna get very ugly. It's gonna be because I think there's a very ugly way to look at it. But I see the best reaction and understanding when I bring it down to this. I don't know you guys, what you've guys done, and you've been both been in serious relationships, right, has there been? Have you ever hit your nigga? No? Never, I'm not abusive. You've hit him. You've hit your nigga, bust them upside his fucking skull. But if he hits you, what would happen?

You know what I want to I need to hear you verbalize that because it's very important what I'm trying to get here. So I don't need the story about you. I just need to know what happened. I don't need to know what How would you if he's getting locked up, he's getting locked up, the locked up because a woman could get locked up exactly, how would you view I don't care about the world because we're talking about we're talking about linear here, we're talking about one in two.

How would you Wheezy view that nigga? But I never sat here to say to you. But I don't disbelieve in gender roles and assuming them sometimes, okay, And that's what this body count plays into. It's all a bigger the double standard. It's a double standard. It's gender roles. My woman can't have more bodies than me. I'll take a nigga with a thousand bodies. And we don't really care about body count. A lot of women do not,

but men, for whatever, I don't care about. Yeah. So I don't actually understand the guy that said the city like niggas in my city more than I do. That's why I brought up. And I only feel like because I feel like when there's people issues with it, right, and it's like I hate it and I hate that, Like I guess I am somewhat participant in this urban form of patriarchy, because it's like there are so many things that would turn that turns me off about a woman, right,

it's like fuck you. But like I'm just talking about like dating right because I'm at the point where I want to settle down. I want to find love and all that good stuff which I have. Um, so wait, you found love. That's not your girlfriend? We're dating? Do you say I love you think I hate so much? But we're dating? But no, no, but that's your girlfriend though, But it is, it is, it is a primary. But no, no, my husband, I don't don't. I don't have no other bitches.

I don't have no other bitches. Why can't you call her your girlfriend? Because you know there's two of us, there's two people involved in and something. You don't want to call you her boyfriend. I think we are both a lie lying. Okay, you want to call it, call it right now. Let's do it right now. I want to know color, call it right now. We can cut

it out. This is literally gonna take five minutes and then we're gonna we called her right now because the text's going, Okay, I can't wait, give me, but it's over. Why her number and says, right, she's supposed to have emojis at least know what? This is a brand you know what? Do look fresh? This is a brand new phone. Ain't even got a case. I'll let you Damn. She ain't picking up because I don't know. I'm not doing that. You better be dead in jail. Phone call one. Okay,

he's called a real cow. Can we call her as a nickname? Because you know the sound like you make when you blue? Blue? Dude? Hello, what are you doing? Speaker? Huh? All right, well I need you to be up for a second. Alright, any five minutes of your time? All right. I'm here at the Horrible Decisions podcast and they trying can you hear him? How do? Dope? How are you? We're calling you dope do because we're trying to be

um private with your name. But we're sitting here in mouse My name is easy, by the way, and Mandy's here and we're talking to him about dating and relationships and how you grow from dating to having a title. And he says he found love and that he he loves you, and he says that he does not use the title girlfriend and boyfriend. So me, I said, we are not right. We are not that right now. So me and many started, no, we're recording, Well we're not.

We're recording. Yeah, so we said, well, why you ain't calling her your girlfriend? He's like, how do you know? She don't want that? So what we want to ask you, wo, mental woman. I'm coming to you as a woman's because we think he's a liar. So basically we're asking you, how come you haven't made that title dating? Because we're trying to help you win? What's that? I don't know you like that? Um so, um, I think we both

but we came into this. We had a lot going on separately, and I came out of a very long topic relationships. Relationships kind of scare me, like that whole title thing. Um So it was just a decisions that I made where I decided like I don't, I didn't want. I don't. I mean I don't. Really we were together, really need a title you have? But you're saying you're saying you don't need it, but do you want? She

said they used condoms about condoms. I didn't say that all the time, but you said you don't need it, but if you want? If you today, it was like I want you to be my girlfriend? Would you say, yeah, are you I'm I'm sorry, you know what I feel like y'all to y'all love to say it's okay, So it's not mouse okay. So some women may not want to tie the too. I didn't know. I never met a woman that didn't want to talk. I still feel like you didn't Well you didn't answer yet, would you

have said yes? If you chick on your ass? Days are recently probably not made. We felt the ancient about the room. But he did. Thank you girl, Thank you dude. Dude, bleep bleep boo boo. I get off the phone. Done a right, all right, say goodbye? I love you, love you? Can we leave that? So? Okay? I think you want to be your girlfriend? And I believe like it's nothing that we're not saying we don't want a relationship. We're saying right now, we're dating and we're literally I think

she's saying. I think she's saying that because when people say something that she don't like it her my favorite part today no, because he knows what then he just no, no, no, no no, she said, I'm like, oh, well, guys, um, I hope you guys enjoyed this episode. In this conversation, we clearly fuck talked about a whole lot. And I hope that you guys have these conversations with your people, like are you dating right now? Do you have a

boyfriend girlfriend? Non boyfriend? Girlfriend's situation? Ship going on? What is going on? Have this conversation with your friends. Thank you now, Joe, find you, nigga? Where can they find you? They like you somewhere sucking up? But um, if not, you can find me Twitter, Instagram, Mouse Underscore Jones. Um, like I said, I'm on, I'm gonna bet got my own show on BT. I'll apologize later. He just had it's ont put us. What's up? We're already Actually we're

already doing that, so just relaxed, ye down. Um, you know, shout out to season two. We just got signed to the season two, so there will be a season two. Um, so yeah, shout the show. Who's been on? Designer Mac wild naively dreams. Shout out specifically mackawc Wilds. We want you with your finance. Thank you, you just find thats all. I just want to shout out her short too. But he's actually like six foot he's like you. It is, but he's an exception. Yeah Mac, what bro, that's my brother?

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