Ep59: Top Reasons Why Guys Ain't Sh-t Feat Jessie Woo

women of color. Um. She's got a part time office in Manhattan, full time office in Maryland. She offers cosmetic dermatology tailor to ethnic men and women. She specializes in enhancing our features and skin care for darker skin. Her website is the Indigo Clinic dot com. Look up services pricing all that stuff, and if you want to go on your page her page, you'll see some before and

after pictures. Um. She's been giving me a little bit a t about all the v H one chicks she's been zooing, So maybe you'll be able to tell from the lips at injector Zoe on Instagram. So yeah, Um, aside from Zoe and me getting my lips done, Mandy is missing to date. It's uh tax season and she's busy being a finance bitch. But we have someone that you guys have been begging us to have on the show, and she's finally sucking here. I'm he sisters cheese. It's

your sister and chief Jessie Will God listen. I'm excited to be like, I gonna do it, but you know I'm following you on Instagram for forever and I just wasn't ready to see it. In the flush by the way, shout out to a friend of my named Josie, he was like, bitch, Oh my god. She starts freaking out about having you on, and then she says to me and I can now say it because it is good. She's like, tell me how her hair looks in person? Oh girl, listen, I don't breaking. Everybody really is just

an Instagram. Everybody's always asking me like, I don't play. I've never been the type to play about my hair. If you scroll back to before I did videos in June last year, my hair has always been laid like a chord, like your skin looks sprayed on, like it doesn't look you know, it's the Haitian skin. I don't know, you know, I can't so wait, I have a question. You told me when we got in here you had

a boyfriend. Um, is he Haitian too? He's not? Oh you so you're just leaving all y'all be getting out of the white boys. But look, no, listen, Haitian Haitian mens. She went to Hatient mens. I just could not because they're like, and you already do be flipping your taxes and ship but it is the season. But I don't know, I just feel like Haitian men, they're just so controlling. And there they have an old school island here. Yeah, I think it's a Haitian dooty pussy because you know

Jamaican do they eat pussy? Now? They eat pussy like they eat goat men love, we love goad meeting Haiti Haitian man will eat the funk out some pussy. So, by the way, I'm really glad that we're talking about how Haitian because it's episode a good specializing, we know, and so we are just coming off Women's Day. We

may be airing this a little bit later. But um, yesterday with Women's Day and I know all y'all want to be like, oh, well, you know, like you're gonna bash man today, But no, this is a lesson to be learned from niggas. It ain't ship and something. You'll be acting like you have no idea why we're upset. We're gonna let you know. We have a top ten list. I literally did half and Jesse did the other half and you'all are going to have it to let the sisters know. So tell us like, um, so we know

you're on Instagram. Most of us know you from Instagram, but I saw that you had BT in your bio, Like what do you do now? So I've done television before I was I started doing TV before I was doing the videos. It's just um, now more people know who I am. That basically what I was, that worl um. You know before that I was a while not girl. It's dopeless because that see they have little Spanish girls that I know, well you know when I allowed them now,

to be honest, we didn't. I didn't get that much speaking.

I didn't get any speaking role and I didn't get to do many episodes because I was not exotic and they just kept it frank with us, like you know, and I can just tell y'all like face makeup everyone, but they would tell us, like, you know, I didn't have the followers and I didn't have the look so many followers at the time, I had like forty nine, I know, but it was like all the girls that were there, they had like two three, hun thousand, and most of the girls that were there looked a certain

way and they all were like naked on their Instagram you know what I'm saying. And so I was asking for more opportunities, and it was like I went into wild, not like telling jokes. Wow, so you were not an install. So we had another out while in our comedian um Samoney and when Mandy brought her on, so I have a thing, Well I'm kind of over it now, all right, I'm trying to de stigmatize myself. But I really didn't want to have like Instagram models on. I really didn't.

I wanted to have girls. So when I saw that she was coming on and saw our followers, I was like now, And the second she came in here, she was hilarious. She's funny, my tongue like, she's hilarious. But the thing with her, she's not She wasn't a wild now girl, She's a cast member. So I was a wild Knot girl, which is the girls that just plants around and hold the sign. She had ass and jokes, well,

I'm auditioned telling jokes. I didn't have the following. So they was like, okay, well we could make a wid not girl. Then you get there. When you get there, every day they put everybody's pictures up, all your follower counts. Yeah, and they're like the girls with the most followers get

the most shows. Yes. It was some bullshit, yeah, and so that motivated me to get my following, but to get it in an organic way, to get it without having to show my ass, without having to you know, and even then it because you have a lot of impressions, like you have tens of thousands of people watching your videos where you know, sometimes I've been noticing the new Instagram wave, Like I'll click on some chicken ship and they've got to familion followers but a thousand likes, right exactly.

You know a lot of people are they're cheating with their lights, they're cheating with their likes. So you know what Instagram Loosten and so we do icebreakers. And I really the reason I asked you if you've watched our show or heard our shows, because these are pretty nasty. Okay, okay, now here's a very listen to this part. What's your man? Would you rather? He asked? Or lick his toes? This is like a staple question. I would lick his toes. What your first? Girl that said that I would lick

his toes? Why the toes? He would? He would probably punch my lights out if I try to lick at This is if he let you, what would you prefer to do? I would lick his toes? But do you like yours? You know? I don't know what I had to do it. I had somebody. I had a Jamaican guy one time lick my ass. But I was all of them, the ones that you got a bed to eat. I know, girl, he ate my ass and I wasn't ready because I hadn't had no wax and then my my my ass hair belong and ship. So I was like,

is he sure it's really doing this right? I think it's like something about the ass, like it's like, oh, I don't want to like bry you know, what you should like. You should try it, but it is a thing in your head. You got he I don't know it. He do it, they do it. Maybe I'll have a conversation every before I went here. Alright, this one is extra. You gotta pick one. Okay, all right? If you had an MMF threesome male male female, would you rather do DP?

Do you know what that is? Oh? Man, this is sorry. I really shouldn't have turned it up. So let me tell you the acronyms. First, DV is double vagina penetration and DP is double penetration. I got enough person that we would you rather do DP? Because asked? And then vagina? So one and one one and the other. Oh yeah, I'll do one of the vagina wanted to ask. Wow, well maybe you are what it's not. You're gonna be like, I can't do it, but it's sold of like you know,

I don't do it. You know. The thing is, I've never done an't though, I'll be honest, and you would rather try ANAM before doing it because I ain't got all that pussy. I ain't got enough pussy. I don't even like I don't even like my boyfriend putting his whole dick in me. That's when you know what's good he is. And now we see why you got a man's girl. Did you see the video of the Viches dying to jump on Safari's dick? Girl, Listen, listen. I

bought the song. Listen. I ain't doaload the song because my man was like, I uploaded one video about that ship, and my man was like, oh, so we're looking at safari dick. Now that's what we're doing. It's like a big thing. I do celebrity jobs just looking. I'm just I don't touch I just look. Listen. I was in a group chat and some of these buses like, oh my god, that's too much. I was like, I would like a challenge. And you know, I always thought he

was corny, and I honestly felt happy for you. I saw a lot of downloads happened in that day, a lot of girls with supporting Safari. Brooklyn you know, you know here Brooklyn Nigga, Brooklyn Bitches was catching the train to see where he had. I take a bite. Listen. You know Safari. Things changed for Safari. I see there's a lot at the end of the tunnel for him. I see it will really change. It really will. Well, that's why we all have in the past. I don't

know anymore, but I do. Yeah, I don't want to pay. So we every week on the show do a Kink of the Week, and this is basically where we find something that is either a really difficult word to say or something we all might not we all might like but just don't know the word of. So this week, the reason that he came up is I've been seeing a guy named Jeeves. I say that because he's really smart, like ask Jeeves, and he's really kinky. And he said something to me like I loved when you creamed on me,

and I was like thanks. Now I immediately was kind of nervous. I'm like, oh my god, I did. And so I started looking up, like what makes are become white? So it's when you're ovulating you have a thicker white fluid. Because when he said that ship, I said, I don't smell nothing. I gotta use thee at all, but thicker white like, um, it's it's literally a sexual loop. So the word for it, because he told me he's been

watching videos about it, is called gruel. Now it's not the mean girl's word that everybody says when she's also not to be confused with a squirting fluid. Gruel is the natural loop that we produce when sexually aroused. The reason that a lot of us don't really know about it is because generally it's clear, we think we're just getting wet. But gruel is, particularly when it's like white end quote unquote creamy. Not also to be confused with

vaginal discharge. It's a fluid we have that just becomes thicker during ovulation. Rule what you knowing it? I mean, I've seen myself grew before, ye, my man, I have. I didn't know that's what it was. I honestly just thought I was just extra. I just thought I was just extra. Just yeah, it's the time in place that when you're like, if it's clear, white, clear and stretchy, no matter what color it is, if it's white, it's

just like thicker. That's ovulating time. So it's like eggs so here, so my eggs are really on his dick, like that's what it is. I mean, yeah, and maybe his end up on your face. I don't know what the thing is. You know, he'd be he'd be careful with my frontal I can't get. Come on, I really appreciate that because I remember when she yes, did you not think that was a little overboard? And I was overboard? Like, Sis, come on, it's good for your skin. Now, don't be mad.

You know what I'm saying, Like it's good, it got vitamins in it, but just don't get it near my front because my front on my slip. So what do you do? Do you take it like this? You know what? Honestly, my man is so considerate. He holds he pays for your hair? Is that how he doesn't? But he holds down my front general sex, and I just appreciate. I just loved the ship out that man. He holds my frontel down because he knows the struggle of me spraying down the ship and how I try to have it

last for two days. So because oh because it could, Yeah, because it could. It starts slipping back, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, he your hat like you don't take it like I take it on and off. But like when I'm when I put it on, I put it on for a couple of days. This man has actually helped me secure my wig before come the funk on you like I have the wrong. What's wrong with him is not that cute's man is fine? He's six ft four, come on, big him on the internet. No, he m

he's best friends with my cousin's boyfriend. So I looked up. But so it's so funny because at first I was like, when I first met him, I was like because I was just over New York guys. But then like, we went on a couple of dates, and then the last date we went on to Atlantic City, and it's so funny because once Atlantic City we ain't do nothing. And I was like, Oh, I just wish he would try to suck me, and he didn't try to fund me, and I was like, oh, I'm a fucking ship. So

I just talked about this. Her weight didn't come off her headphones, curing a man help. I was just talking about last weekend, how this new dude that meant it. I haven't had such a new person for like a year, and I was like, I knew I was gonna give him some pussy. Right. He gets to my place and he's like, you know what, I feel like you're really drunk, and like, is it okay if I touch a year it's okay if I do this, I'm like, keep asking questions.

He asked me if it was okay to take his clothes off, and that's when I was like ready to throw the pussy. So I just want to tell all of y'all, even if you really don't give a fuck, you will more likely have the situation you want instead of me too. Come on, somebody, just on, come on. My nigg is ain't pressed with the pussy that's wanted. I want to literally throw it right across the road. Listen. I fun that man like he owed me something. Okay, So thank you for the trip, girl, Thank you for that.

Thank you for their dwinks girl. Okay, So y'all told me that I needed to make sure that I asked everything you needed to know. So what I did was we went online Horrible Decisions page and basically posted something on Women's Day, which I feel like really emptied it. What grinds your ears? Gears the most about men? Let's go through them together, because our horrible decision for this week at the top ten reasons many ship girl. Let

me tell you something. I had it up for maybe thirty minutes, and we don't have We only have like eleven thousand followers over a hundred and thirty comments. It was crazy, Like I couldn't believe it. Girl. The sisters want to let you out know right, So here it goes. What piss you off about? Men of the most say your due? One bitch said breathing. They really do. But I really like, do you not just something? Look like, dude, so many times I wanted to put a pillow over

the face. Let's see acting oblivious when they don't really know exactly what the is going on. I want us to look at this together. See if you see something. See lack of effort, inconsistency, inconsistency, lack of ambition. Yes, it's a lot of motherfucker's the name. I'm a basement

that ain't trying to do nothing with their lives. One of these girls left several comments, um, when they assume you're gonna catch feelings after said, okay, I like that because they've been trying to tell you like, oh, you know, I'm not looking for anything, nigger. I know we just met to exactly. Come down. Let's give me a dick. I know I'm throwing the listen, just put the dick on the screen, let me see how I look. I'm gonna come through, give me the dick, and I'm out now.

One I had a lot of women put double standards. What do you think is the biggest double standards with men and women that you're seeing in dating? I feel like, you know, it's the one that I feel like the most popular one obviously, is that women are horns, right, you know what I mean? And it's like, sir, if you're if I'm single and I want to mingle, like

I don't, I'm not necessarily a whore for that. You know what always tripped me out when dudes act like chicks that funk around are like loose and this and that, like, but what if a man all year? It's true, it's true, it's true. I'm still getting a pounding. Come on, come on, um let's see uh the wine that you're too tired for sex after you just spent an hour cooking and cleaning up while they sat in the ass and didn't help. Well okay xo x so plus we know you did that.

You musn't really been feeling that really? Why me and my man? Sometimes he'd be like, babe, please please come on, let me rest let me rest I've been trying to tell I'd be trying to squeeze all of his juices because all the cane, that right, and but he just he'd just be working so hard. So it's like after a while, he's just like how old is he? Though? How is my boyfriend? I wonder the reason I asked this because of staming a question because I went to

geest mid thirties. Yeah, so like I feel like so my co host Mandy loved to young niggas. It's a thing. Yeah, And I wonder if it's because they can work a lot. Honestly, I'm gonna tell you this, Uh, I agree with that. Like I'm twenty seven. I did it with last summer. I did it with like a year old. Oh, don't

ask me what I was in Canada. I was. I was in Canada for like no, no, no no, no. He was a guy that I knew for a while we were friends and now he was and he just so happened to be in Canada while I was there, and so like, how does Drake? So no, it's not so we're there and you know, I knew I was gonna get the date, like we I was just texting rand me. He was like, I was like, hey, I'm downtown Montre. I was like, I'm there too, because he plays for

one of the football teams out there or whatever. So he's like, you know, do you want to get some drinks. I'm like, yeah, I want to guess not drunks. So I'm gonna be drunking and night. Did he know he was getting the pussy? He knew he was getting pussy? How do you know he knew because we had before, so yeah, no, no, no, but we hadn't like yeah he was. It was like he was, yeah, he was like nineteen. Wow. I never really. But the thing is, at the time, I didn't know he was because, like

we're both. I was in school. I was at the school where he was at two, but I was getting my masters. But I assumed he will excuse me, so I was getting my masters. He was a youthful scene and now so child, we make a long story short. Child, he sucked the ship out of my ass, and it was like he was coming back to back and I said, okay, is it but my pussy trash? What's going on? Like is it? But he was just having the time in his life and we just kept sucking and wing. It

was like it went on for hours. See, I don't like that. You know what I aspired to have when I have a man again, I want sex, Like I want a very good thirty minute sex, yeah, just before bed. Just give me your best but that she can do. Just give me a little you know, a little some something. Give me a little appetite, longer play than I do. Like, yeah, that's well. Young niggas don't be doing that. They don't be doing another. They just want to yeah, yeah and ready.

But see, my man, he will eat my ship like it's a four course meal. Okay, take his time. But then the young niggers they just want to run through you like a damn. I don't know, I don't know what it isn't women their age that maybe don't know. Okay,

this is like thinking way too deep. But I've had a lot of men tell me that they feel like a lot of young girls don't keep themselves up, like as far as they're smelling their tidiness, and like they don't know how to maybe take care of maybe the maintenance of the Yeah, I wonder if you're sucking a bunch of young bitches if you're just like, no, I'm good, but i'll fun you know. And now that you've got this seasoned twenty seven year old master's degree pussy, it's

just like top Shop, like somebody even done enough? Okay, you know what? Come okay, now here we go. Top ten reasons why we stopped giving all the pussy or keep it from you. Top ten things you do that makes you ain't ship. These are the same and do the Number one my favorite, why don't you read it all? I'm saying, um, oh, text you and say what you're doing when you up? Why let me tell you something that what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing,

what you're doing you? Oh my god. I don't know if it's a New York thing. I feel when I moved over, say I'm sorry to take it back, is white nigga? Seriously, when I moved to New York, I feel like that was like the epidemic. What you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, Check me out, call me check me out? Ship. I don't. I don't. It's like what what you in

their right mind? And they will they will literally do that all day, every day until you tell them my nigga, I'm good. You know what's the best part when you have a threat of what you doing, what you do, what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing, and no response, no response, what you're doing, what you're doing, what you're doing the same thing I was doing ten minutes ago, the same thing. Listen. I love women are very clear in telling me because you don't have to

take a girl out there. Maybe you're just sucking right, but that's what they want to do for that what you do. And you could be like, yo, I want to see you right like just say said, listen, do you want to come up? What are you busy? Do you want to come like shit? Right? Like okay, it's just so whack. Yeah, that's definitely not gonna get you. You up now. I feel like a lot of women do like that. My co was has a guy that she'll answer the phone if she's up alarm? Is he noting? No?

When I'll show you a picture? Fine? Okay, But I mean, has there any ever been in you up text that you were like, oh my god, this is so fun up if I answer bad guy? Yeah, he was not jeering at alive. He was not. If I'm thirsty enough, I'll do to you up. Yeah, he was not in the second to get to my house. I'll be like, but why you always do that? No? Right right? No, exactly, yes, yes, like you know, yes, and you're taking it to pretend like I'm not getting of course, I'll literally be taking

off my own underwear. But like I was an undergrad and this man was an older Nigerian. And let me tell you something, I didn't give a funk. If I was at a funeral, if you up your grandma, if that you up text came through a bitch, I was out, Okay, you up out the ways what I am. I was on that one nine five down a brickle getting digged down by that Nigerie. You understand me, yes, okay, oh brickle okay, So okay number two when they don't want to use a condom and their excuses, I mean you

go right, yeah, I can't. I don't know why men are so scared of Just like if you if you go when you find out you got some ship, whatever, you take medicine for a week, you're gonna be bine. Yeah, that's a little spooky. For me. I've had a man honestly be like, oh so you're not good, right right? Men? Right right? And I feel like it's it's really spooky times that we live in, like niggas really don't like condoms.

And I'm like, um, okay, you know it's still out here, uh scilflest Europe, Like it's still out here, y'all don't care. I think that we assume, like, oh, like you think of STDs are like people just assume it's like, oh well they look clean. No, because HTV first of all nine women got us. I probably got it. I think I got the kind of do they can see it when the culture? But seriously, like if it's that frequent,

like I don't know. I Mandy has a friend of her big Instagram check that told her like I think she has herpes or something like that, and was like, yeah, like if I don't see y'all be careful with these people who are Instagram famous, who are athletes. All listen the athletes, they all got STDs. They're riddled with STDs. I had a friend of mine who used to work for the Miami Heat physician. Oh my god. He would sometimes he would have the Heat players. Sometimes the Dolphins

players just penicillin. Like she would tell me. She's like, Jess, these men are soul dirty, like with they're riddled with STDs. You know what it is? A mailbox, dude, will they will? They will? And the thing is too, It's like sometimes too when you have mail yeah, yeah, one with a nice as exactly you know the number with the name of the nail box. But it's like, especially with a guy who has money too, it's like they just feel like they can just buy the STD away and it's

like certain you might not have one of those. Right Listen, Magic John. I blame Magic why his wife think got it? I blame him because I just feel like because he's still up and living and knowing what he's doing, so they feel like Magic got he get good. I feel I think that niggas know whatever I mean. I've never known my boys ain't No, I don't know nobody with HIVS like I can just take this field exactly a quarter of people it's out here, number three. Let's see. Now.

I like this one a lot. There's a different spin on it. Me and you might have. But it's toxic masculinity and I read it on our page. And the reason I brought that one up is because men love to be like, man, I ain't gonna do that ship. That's gay. I am kissing you out here. I'm not gonna get you this. That's gay. I'm not gonna let you do this to me. That's gay. Why is everything gay with me? Well, I don't have a dick. I feel like that's that comes from a person who just

is uncomfortable with their sexuality. That's how I feel. Do you really you don't think it has to do with like upbringing? Like I think a lot of hood niggas talking like that, niggas talk New York niggas. I'm gonna put my hand on that pause yeah, pause, pause pause, you know what? Maybe and it man hearts on pause, Yeah, like you know what that too? I think the up bring into Um, I don't know. It's like like, do do whatever makes you happy? Who gives the right? Do

what makes you happy? Do what feels good? Like you know some gay ship make you feel good? Then do it. I could guarantee you that there's no woman that's going to think because you do something nice gay right, it's toga exactly. It really is and we kind of really stop. I actually had to teach myself to stop being like, oh my god, this is so gay. Like I really had to stop because I don't want people to start associating gay with being nice, with being sweeter. Yeah, in

that case, I'll take a gay nigga. That's true. That's true. All right. Number four, send me some pigs. Girl. Listen, have you ever had some dudes do that together? Send me pigs? And I'm like, sir, you are in my d M, you are on my Instagram page, and you know what, be real. You ain't trying to get no pigs. You're trying to get some nudes. And sir, I'm not sending you no nudes of my bird chest. I ain't got no I ain't got nothing for these niggas. That's what I said. I went from bird to you got

some titties chicken breasts. I don't know. Maybe if I would have bought titties, maybe I would have been somebody. But you can do that's true. You know, you got a little bit of an overbright so my confensate for my teeth actually a funny story. I haven't visit the line. I'm not wearing them now, But I remember discussing with my mom to get my tips done because time was

like sixty oh, and my teeth. We're only three thousand, you would like, but I said, you know what, one is going to blind one more than that, and my teeth. We have several friends who did that. Really, I don't know what. Honestly, society back then, I was like, Yo, you dumb, how to You're gonna get new titties before you get new teeth. Now, I'm like, they just don't care about teeth. They care about titties, don't. I mean,

it's a selfie and this better than listen. Once you get them titties done, you're gonna find you a negative fix that day. I have a best s address that you know what, I'm gonna get away right all right? Number five, Um, what's up? Stranger? And the reason I picked this one is because issue with men not being able to commut saying I miss you things like that. I feel like men are very worried to say I'm thinking about you or you're on my mine, and so

it's very like, what's up punk? What's your two big heads? And I don't know why, Yeah, Like are you scared of getting curved. That hate stranger ship I just blocked. Really yeah, I'm really good at blocking people I'm not. I like to watch them ground I blocked. You'll see me on Instagram. You'll see me wherever. I'll block you like that hate stranger ship that already tells me we're not there, right, We're not there, So don't even try to be hitting me up on something. Be real with yourself,

you know, I told the dude. Um he actually a few weeks ago, this dude sent me a song that we used to always like jam too in the car. I've talked to him maybe a year or two. He sent it to me and put thinking of you, And I said, you know what, that was the best hate stranger you could have did it. It was thoughtful. It's thoughtful. It's like it's but thank you. It's levels to the hate stranger. Now we're here, like, run around with that name, all right? Number six mixed signals. Be open and honest

about what you want, even if it's other women. Why do men play us out like we're going to have more? Like men think that we are like these overly emotional creatures that can't handle the truth, Like listen if I've been there, Like, listen, all I wanted some dick. That's all I want. So you ain't gotta like sugar coach.

Just be real and tell me this is all I want to Yeah, I mean, like, I think men feel like they it's going to almost prolong the pussy if they tell you, like, I want to see other people and I'm so comfortable. I mean, I'm so happy that more women are comfortable too. I hate to use it like this, but just to make a point, it's cooler to be a slat now, and because of that, women are more likely to go on more dates or date

two people at one time. When I saw she's got to have it as much as I was like, okay, this is that agree? I thought the premise of it, Yeah, the premise was was really good. Did you like it? I thought it was. I thought it was. I thought it lacked. I thought it was I thought it lacked a lot. But I like the fact that, listen, she was having juggling niggas. It ain't nothing wrong with that.

You single, you're not committed to nobody. The only thing I don't like is when you juggle niggas that are obviously married or whatever, because it's like, that's not gonna go nowhere, right, I mean, I mean there's a there's a couple of times when it does, but most of the time it does. It's funny you said that because that's one of your things. Let's read that one. Next, um lie about being in a relationship with their wife or living girlfriend. Oh yeah, you know, we just together,

cud of kids. We don't sleep together. We don't sleep in the same bed or nothing. Bad. I've had that with me too. We don't sleep in the same bed or nothing. I'm telling you won't even why I believe this? Why why do you know what? How to dude? Tell me an NBA player? I never ended up sleeping. When we got each other's number, we were talking and stuff, and I found his Instagram and I was like, oh, yeah, you have a girlfriend. And he's like, I got a baby mama, and she's gonna put me on child support

if I don't live with her. I'm sorry, do you not make six million dollars year? And so what's the problem to afford it? You can afford it. Is like we stopped talking and all I can think is like, because I is gonna talk to him. Still. Still, sometimes I feel like that's why girls will just accept the live It's like ship. If I don't sunk with them, somebody else gonna get them NBA tickets. Yeah, honestly, shout, I ain't gonna be sitting courtar. I want to be

in a suite. Okay, I'm a thinking, of course. I let me tell you something funny. I had a dude that's been trying to go out with me for years. Um, hit me up yesterday. He was like, Yo, Sunday the Knicks and playing the Rockets courtside. We out. I wrote it back and I said, didn't KP get injured? And he's like yeah. And I'm like, so what the fund are we gonna do going to this goddamn game? Like, shouldn't New York pick a new team? Then they get hurt,

They're not gonna win another game. Now you're gonna give me these hand me down tickets, these discounted seats ms giving out, get me tickets to Beyonce in my bed. No, Like I made a video. I was like, listen, drop your nigga. If he can't get you Beyonce tickets. That was when drop your nigga right Nasis dropped that nigga right now. If Beyonce say, since we're going on tour, if that man say, we began, I want to tell y'all something. I'm starting to refugees. When I walked in here,

this bitch was eating avocado post. If Beyonce said, you're getting DV, I think you might too. I think she's probably doing it. Listen, I think jay Z be dropping that hole crazy. Honestly, I think he drops her nuts. I think she's probably tried everything on this. When I saw that, she didn't even flinch for Salange, don't know, she was just like let him have it, thank you, sis. That's how I know Salange Hatian. I always flay Salange

with the Haitian family. The Haitian Yes, because that Beyonce did, I didn't even see her go stop, y'all, come on ship. That's the day. And I love a cancer okay, like me, like, we don't play that. Wait what cancer is like? Cancers are just where we care too much. We just we were very overly emotional. And then when you mix them with Haitian Okay, yeah, yeah, this is um. I believe what am I number eighty entitlement to women's bodies. You owe me sex because I did this. Yeah, I want

to talk about that. I hate that we had a conversation about the z zones aready thing? Do you remember that we were starting to lead into the conversation of like flying out doing certain things, buying shoes, buying bags.

When have you ever been in a predicament where guy's done something for you and you felt like I have to do this now, not that not that you did it, but like he's making me feel I feel like, for instance, like you know, I'm not shy about the fact that moving to York was very rough for me, and so you know, I had to leave out of my last apartment before I'm in the got an apartment that I

was in now. And there was a guy in my life who was doing a lot for me, but I always told him, like listen, I don't see you that way. I just see you as a friend. But he was just always over extending himself. And so the time came for me to move, Like I had a really hostile situation in my apartment, and so I had to move. Like there was an incident that happened, I got attacked in my apartment. I had to move back. Yeah, so I had to get out that day, and so you know,

he helps me get all my stuff out. My friends helped me too, but like he paid for my moving truck, like he paid for everything. And it's like after that, I felt like he just was very overly like yeah, you know what I mean. And his friend was like, oh, Ship, he betted me. I shot out your ass like and I'm like, well, Ship, if you're that real, then sucked me then you know what I mean, Like why he ain't sucked me? You know? So I just feel like nobody has nobody has dudes on my pussy, like nobody

loves the titlement. I don't. I don't owe anyone anything, you know what I'm saying. You know, I had to do jokes to me one time, Like you noticed the sixth time I took you out. I said, no, I did, but we know you can exactly what sex, okay exactly. So it's like I don't have nobody has I give you the pussy when I want. I mean, and at the end of the day, a lot of times women, even though we might sugarcoat it a little bit, like you know when a girl wants to have sex with you,

absolutely not there. You're not You're not there. Sometime in a prior episode that I really liked and a lot of people shaded him for it, I brought a friend of my name, Anthony on He's just he does. I met him from like hanging out and going to clubs, and every time I talk to me like, oh my god, dude, I just woke up like it's one pm. I know. I was working on his girls and he says something on the show that I really liked. He said he spends money taking girls out and treating them well and

doing all this stuff. And I said, well, how do you feel once they don't suck you? And he's like whatever, like I'm gonna get it one day. Just prolonged with like I'm gonna get it one day. And I bring it back because you just said when your man took you to Atlantic City and didn't fuck you, what do you want to do? I want? What is it about thirst that drives me out? You get thirsty the more I can try. Let me tell you something, it's it's no better feeling than knowing you picked the dick, and

the dick didn't pick you. Yeah, I like to pick my dick. I like to choose my dick and say, you know what, this is the dick are you gold cocks? This is the cock that I want, the cop that took me the Atlantic City versus the cock that paid for my moving truck. Well, it's beinking the band for stuff. One of the things you picked was expect pussy after two for twenty and Chili's Girl Listening. I had a motherfucker take me to two for twenty but Cheerli's, and

he was like, so, what we're doing after this? I said, I'm going home. Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I'm going home. Where you going after Chili? I'm going home with hair and listen. I went like this, I'm always did you know you're going to? I ain't know. I wanted Chili's. I thought he was gonna take me to like you know what I'm saying, Prime one. This back in my Aami, I thought I was gonna get, you know, the little No. He was a little American scammer. He had Louisva tom

belt and all that ship. He had a Louisva tom bell. You know, he had the red bottom. I feel like it's not even your Come on, you're a scammer. You post take me the prime Italian prim One, say me Nikki Beach. The Nigga was like, oh, let's go to Chili's. Okay. I thought maybe he was trying to humble me or something. So I don't know what he was trying to do. So we had the Chili's. You know, I ordered my little too for twenty things like oh, well we're doing

after this, I'm going home. I don't know what you're doing. I'm going home for I'm going home now. Wait wait, wait, what didner have you been on? Where have you been taking where You're like, oh my god, I gotta keep working with him? What was your best day experience that made you want to give the pussy up? For me? It was, honestly, was my my boyfriend that I have now really yeah, he just he just he just would

take me on the best dates. And then like the Atlantic City date was like our last date that I had that we had together. And I was like, no, I'm gonna this is he's my man. What are you doing? We need to get tip? Well, he just was like hey, he called me that day. He was like, hey, what are you doing. I was like, oh, I don't have any plans. And he was like, okay, um, I'm gonna come get you. I'm gonna pick you up. Let's go

get something to eat. So we're in the car and you know, an hour passes by, then an hour night. I'm like, where are we going? He's like, oh, we don't go to Atlantic City. I'm like, what's Atlantic City? I didn't know what Atlantic City. I didn't know it was. So we stayed there for the night. We went to we went to Bonefish Girl, which I love. He didn't know. He didn't know that I love Bumfish Girl, Like I go there with my mom. Of course, the table was

the three things, of course. So we go to Bonefish Girl. Then then we drive a little bit further. We go to atl Nix City. We we gamble. You know that they have this like did he give you the gamble of money? He did triple the money. Come on, it was like like every time I would win, like yeah, he's gonna give me more money. So then you know, then we went to the out They had like an outside pool area where they're drinking, drinking, having a good time,

just talking like it wasn't really anything big. Then we went to sleep like we didn't even have sex on that on that trip. It's when we got back I was like, I'm gonna like you drop me off. You're dropping his exactly exactly. Let me tell you what my thing is that days that I realized I would always think that it was the money thing, and it's not.

It's the feeling like you're taking charge thing when someone takes me somewhere right, whether it be a museum and like you know, maybe let's say I want to grab like a drink a fucking soda and they're like no, no, no, I got it. They feel you feel like the whole day is it's not that you're financing the day, it's that you invited me out and you're taking care of me. Or what I love about my boyfriend who was like if I say I want this, he's like, oh no,

try this with this and it'll be better. Like anytime anytime I'm with him, he's always enhanced whatever I'm doing from the beginning, from the time, from the time we first met. So that's what's the good thing. A lot of men just try to appease and be like yeah, yeah, okay, no I was like, I'm gonna get this man my my tender loins after this, and it wasn't about tender loins.

I'm like, so you didn't meet the money and the last one I really like when they don't have cars and they need Uber money or train money or don't give it to you, don't ask me to see you listen and wait. You know what, maybe let me speak for New York. They don't have cars. Thing doesn't apply to New York, but I do not want to pick up my dick in another area. I apply it to New York, and I'm gonna I apply it to New York. Why, I'm gonna tell you are okay, I'm applying it to

the Brooklyn. I'm applied to the Brooklyn and the Queen's kind of mainly Brooklyn. Brooklyn men's will have you getting on Uber was getting on trains for the whacked dick of your life. Okay, I just I mean I did it once, I did it twice. I did it twice with the Brooklyn with a Brooklyn guy. And honestly, I

still want my money back from my Uber. I still want my thirteen dollars and seventy five cent and the three dollars tip I gave to that mother because the dick was trash okay, and I literally went, here's the thing. I'm getting the uber and I only I don't even know, I'm going to the Marcy Projects. So mother, you he had to meet me outside. And mind you, here he was portraying to be something that he was because I

thought he was living a certain lifestyle. But when they came, when it came time to get the dick, I'm going down to the Marcy Projects. I'm risking my life for some bit. I was, I'm risking my life for something. I came to New York to follow my dreams. My life could have ended that night over one night and I was wilding out and following from for some dick and I didn't even nothing. I ain't getting nothing that night. I still want my thirteen dollars and seventy five cents.

What's your escape route? When the dick ain't good or the knight's not going good, He's like, I can't get out of here. I gotta get the funk out of here, all right, um, all right, well you know I see you. So my situation I was, I'm out, I was dating a dude when I was living in Orlando, and I remember thinking, no, it was a girl and she was getting so anyways, she was getting on the nerves, and I was like, Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make an excuse and just say I have to

go somewhere right now. She was at your career. Yes, so my old roommate at the time, she was like, dude, what are you doing. I was like, bro, please talk talk talk about brunch, talk about partners, say we want to brunch. So literally, she's like, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing I'm like, girl, I cannot wait to go to Brio at one five. Wow, I'm so excited

for that. Let me tell you something. I put on a full face and makeup everything just to get this bitsually and walk right back enough to say I am tired of the pussy. Yeah. I've never been like that. I've always been like, that's the right that what you're about to do, that's the best question. What you got to do, What you're about to do, that's a very like got plan for the day, baby, You got to get ready to get ready to go. You know. I got church in a little bit. I can't do that.

I will, I'll get you later. I ain't got time to the church I have, girl, you want that story? Yeah, I think the rest of the Smile, which is our listeners segment for questions, let's do one of your let's do let's I met a I was working at church. You know, everybody who follows me knows I've I grew up in church and I eventually went to work on staff at our church. And so at the church, it

was predominantly white people that were on the staff. So I'm like, one though, probably was only two black girls that were there. Can I get to the story? I can't. I'm eager. I'm listen that. I'm gonna let you know if the dick was pinking not just so. So they hired this guy to be the new lead um worship pastor. He was black, so the dick wasn't pink. But anyway, so he's a new worship pastor and everybody's like, oh, Jess, you know you should date I'll say, his name is James,

we should date James James. I'm like, everybody's saying that because he's black, and I'm like, I'm but I'm looking. Yeah. So anyways, everybody kept saying for us to go on a date. So we go on date. I go on date. He takes me to Cracker Barrel for breakfast. We were you know, breakfast is going great. I'm looking at him like you know what I might It was like after church, so you know, like I'm really thinking like marriage, I'm in. I'm in, you know, I'm full mode and Christ's mode.

I'm on staff. I'm like, I got to get married. I'm in Christ's mode. So um yeah. So making all start short. We're at the date and no conversations going great. He's like, you know, I have something to tell you. I'm like what He's like, you know, um, I've never been with a woman. And I was like, what you mean. I'm not gatty no more. I'm what you mean? What you mean? He was like, well, you know, I've never

had sex with a woman before. I'm like, okay, I expect that because you know, he grew up your virgin. I wasn't a virgin. And he was like, you know, I don't know how far back to the story. It's a couple of years ago, and so he's like, um, you know, um, I said, well, the way he was saying, I was like, okay, so is that all? Is that all? And he's like, well, um, you know I have been with the man before, but I don't want to do that no more. And I feel like you can help

save me. No. Yes, So girl, I'm sitting there cutting my damn country fry state with eggs, asking God, why, why me? Jesus? Why was I picked for this? Why was I picked for this? Lord? Let me ask one question. When he said he was a virgin, that did that turn you off? It didn't turn me off, but we did have a I did say to him, you know, I'm not a virgin. He's like, well, you know, I feel like God can make you new again. Like that's something that we do believe as christ believers, that God

you can be a born again Vergin. So basically he felt like God, I probably looked at you was like, yo, hair is laid and I could do this. He was take up also exactly, and then he and he was like, God, Brian, that's basically what it was. Burchase listen. That's probably what attracted to him to me because I had no titties, I had nothing, but listen. He was like I've been with the man before, um, and I feel like you can change, you can help me change. And I was like, oh,

I'm gonna have to think about this. And then next thing you know, his parents are calling me, Oh my god, yes, do they know he was gay? I felt like they knew he was gay, but they just didn't want to accept it. And like his father was like, God is telling me that you're his wife. I know you his wife, Jessica, you better take control all over here. I'm like, okay. He really wanted me to fund his son and his son like he his daddy was ready for me to fuck his son, like marriage or not. He was like,

take control, do what you gotta do. So I'm to tell you something. Someone asked me once like would like and would you ever question? Actually I was on a date with a chick and she this gay dude came up to me. He was like, I don't funk girls, honey back, I fuck you? And I laughed and she said, would you ever fuck a gay guy that wanted to try it? M hmm. Now I do have one story I remember ever told a lot of podcast. I don't know how this is coming up. We were just talking

about the Lord, the Lord. I'm at this place, Parliament House in Orlando, shout out to pose and all the lives we lost, and my brothers and sisters and we I love all the gay Orlando clubs and it's amazing. And um, this was Parliament House right after, So maybe I just felt more connected to gays at that time. I don't even know if I told my friends this. I don't even know if they know what I was doing in the bathroom. They probably thought I was doing

drugs because I was in there for a while. So these dudes are making jokes about holding the door for me and saying that because I was peeing. I said, okay, hold it. There was ut sex bathrooms, and they're making these jokes saying like, oh my god, we gotta see it, we gott see what it looks like. And I'm here with a drunk ass. Now you've never seen a brother, and she showed him first of all, it was freshly waxed, bitch.

Oh yes, they had to see that. The reason I didn't have because I was like, I was drunk, so I would be I don't know if I can do it, but I couldn't believe I hadn't seen it at all. I'm like, you've never seen it, just like like from the front even yes, yes, so it's a beautiful thing, right, And I'm like, you know what mine other tucked in nice one. You know what I'm saying. It's a it's

a rosebud. It's not like man Mark rose beef. It's like, yes, mine is like that too, great, very kindergarten is I like, I'm doing my right now, kindergarten. Okay. So I'm like, come in the stall and they're like, let's do the handicaps. They go in. It's me, this guy's boyfriend. We get in there. This guy goes, oh my god, I want to see it too. I heard you. So everybody looking at them here I am, and I'm like, you can't see it if you've seen one be for this is

just for newcomers, no pun intended. No. So I take off my my underwear and pulled it down and they looked at me in this like huh okay, it's not bad. It's like it's cute. It's like you can't even really see it looks like very like and then he did this like um no, but I feel like I had to show my vagina to the gates because if I had never seen a dick and I feel like I needed out's crazy too, is I? I back to your question,

was just like would I ever be? Would have would have got a gay guy who would want to try it? Like my first boyfriend in high school were really close now, but he's gay. Back in high school, I didn't know he was. Did you guys ever had sexiens we had we were supposed to lose our virginis to each other, like we have planned it out. Yeah, that's great. That's

great to hear because there's so many them. I interviewed gay couple and he was like, you know, I tried it and I like, kssed a girl and I was like, she's like, do we do it again? I was like no, I think a lot of game in high school's experience, where like I have to see if this is for me? That is so sweet. Yeah, but I mean my friend justin, like straight girls still be fucking him, like because they just really throw themselves at you know. Destin is from

the friend zone. No find a ship is what he is. Yeah, but anyway, he's a gay man that I think all the women just some call my friend Justin too. He's so tall. This is the thing too. It's attractive to a lot of women, honestly, Like bisexuality doesn't creep me out of mine all. I know some women are not used to it. I've never had the honor of being with a bye guy and get to hear their their their stories or anything like that. But I don't know

gay will really turned me off. I've been to a lot of Chip and Dal's type of ship and I know I'm and I still, you got a dick, I'll take it. Yeah, I mean maybe not in my booty, but okay, stay away from my asshole. Here we go with home mail, so I want to pull some up. Um, let's see what they needed this advice about um personal email? Okay, no, alright, let me do a filler. Hey, guys, were so glad you're here. Justice here in her hair is pretty and I found it. Okay, So y'all gotta break it down

for me. What's kinks? So kinks like maybe um talking dirty or starting into some dirty things like spanking or choking, or maybe like some kind of play like that, or like role play instead of actual penetration. What do you think about that. Do you think that's too advanced for a virgin. I don't know, because I I used to hunch, like I didn't lose my virginity till I was like nineteen, okay, but before then I was hunching. I've been super turned on from not having sex before. Yeah, I was hunching

a lot. And I think, especially humping, is that if you know that you like these things. So I don't think you have to be scared of sex not be ready for it. But I think if you know your internet ship I don't hunt, doesn't do it, Yeah, do it? Yeah, especially if it's safe for you can't catch a transmitted disease and spank to grow the girls. The reinterview that she's talking about this Bill Liasi's cliffs in she gets

paid to dominate men and she never has intercourse. I mean maybe she has once, but she's not like a constant thing, and so generally like fetishes and stuff like

this don't really contain sex. Actually, the dude that I'm seeing I talked about wanting to have a spanking session because I've been watching it in porn, where like chicks will bend over due's knee and they will like spanking, damn and like just get spanks and so um a way that I said that, I'm gonna figure out, like how much I could take is I'm gonna do like stop like colors like yellow if it's like good, but don't go harder and then read if like Nigga switched

cheeks see see for me, I just that's just not my thing. Spanking or kinks periods. What do you think is the kinkies thing you do? I don't know. Choking Okay, so that's considered that it could be a kink. I mean maybe it feels it might feel basic, but there's a lot of people that can get choked way fast out. So then you can tell me he did he had a girl who would like for him to choke her. She passed out. But the choking thing it is a king gets called is asphyxiation. I couldn't get it out

my big teeth. Um. It's when women um or people excuse me, like to get their air cut off so they could feel little higher like the sensation and it like he helps you peek orgasm more. What about slapping or spanking? I like I like getting slapped really yeah, I mean, but where on my ass? Okay, now what you're talking about like slapping me in my face? Walk like what I'm sing? What about with a dick? What about a dick? Slapping the dick? You know, I've never

been slapped with a dick. Really, I've slapped myself with the dick though, Okay, you did it? Did I took the dick and I slapped myself with it? You know what I've been Yeah, I've been slapping myself with with his dick. I don't see nothing wrong with that. Now if he slapped me with his dick, I don't know. Like I need to tell you to come right as long as you like to? Oh gosh, do you consider yourself a person who's dominant or submissive? I'm submissive. I'm

definitely submissive. Like I like to receive, I like to be lad, I like to be late. Okay, that's a good way to best friend relationship. This is actually may Hey, Wheezy and Andy. I recently came across your podcast because of the Premium Pete episode. Um. If y'll haven't heard us on there, check it out. We're with a comedian named Lucy. He's dope. I've binge listened to you guys, You're amazing. The fact that you're two black corporate women is dope. I've been friends with a female for about

six years now. As of lately, we've been flirting with each other a lot. We make a lot of sexual jokes towards each other, and she's been a little jealous of me not spending enough time with her since I started sucking a lot due to Tinder. I love like you said, like, oh no, no, no, this is due to Tinder. So my question is should I think about getting into a relationship. We both attend the same college

and lived in the same dorm. We were pretty much together seven I don't want to mess our friendship up. And it's not like I have strong feelings. It's just things that I've been noticing that are different. Things I've been noticing are different. Please let me know what you think. Niggas needed to know how to use commas. Yeah, um yeah, what what do you what do you think someone for six years that they've been making sexual jokes tours and not spending time with her. Do you think that he

should pursue something or keep the friendship? Man, get that pussy not not listen, don't don't grab the pussy like Donald and them. Really you don't want we don't want another me too, But just wait, just it's it's time. I think it's time. If they've been having if they've been having all that sexual tension, if she's getting jealous because you're sucking on tender too, Yeah, like, obviously there's something there. I think that the thing, there's definitely something there.

I think the main thing that I would bring up to her, and I think maybe you could do it over drinks. I always suggest that I sound like I'm always trying to drug somebody, really, but it really helps you get out of your honest feelings. And so here's what I'm thinking. Have some drinks together and then be like, why are you been acting so jealous of me years ago? And let her it's like, ask her, be flirting and

playful with it. If she gives you an answer you don't like, you can just be like, I would definitely explore it, especially if you find her attractive. But I think one thing that you should have on your mind because in honor of the ancient Nigget episode, don't do it because she's someone you care about. If you feel like you won't be able to be there in a longer term. You know, this is somebody who's a friend

of yours. I'm assuming you love her and care. Don't do it if you're gonna keeping Sanders, you know, explore its meat. Which one is it gonna be pal tender or these tenderling quality of quantities exactly? But you know, I heard a pussy on tend is really good. I'm on there. I would like to say, I'm very good. This is rose pedal. But like we said, we are similar in that way. Okay, Um, it's got gruel, it's grueling. Okay. When I say grueling, grueling sounds like very white, very wet,

very moist growing the grossest vagina words to me. Really, I love that words. If a bitch told me she was moist, I feel like my fucking grandma. What I featly moist sound very like you sound really senior head. Got the dude ever told you your pussy was moist? Oh yeah, and you liked it. He didn't use that word. You didn't say that's the point, bitch, we are using. Okay, yes, y I don't use moist. That sounds like some church pussy, some Deaconess was she was moist. Well, I want to

thank you guys for coming. Um, I really really appreciate Jesse for coming, and and Josie who begged and begged. I'm not going to call her out, but like she did. And yes, her hair is sing and funny and pretty and see they know shit done it like you have a man of course, but we can still tell people where to hit you up. Where where can they find you? And like what projects maybe are you working on that

you'd like people to find you? Yes, so you can follow me at Jessie Woo on Instagram, Jessie who underscore on Instagram. I'm sure you can type a person with three hobby the same thing on Twitter too. I recently shot a pilot for a TV show. Um, yeah with Trina's back in Miami. We did it. So is it like a reality thing or no? No, it's for a talk show. So she has a podcasts. I need some

hood in my life. Yeah, because I with Trina, so I can't work with Yeah, but yeah, she has a podcast and so they're turning it into like a kind of like an urban style the views. Well that's dope. Yeah, So that was pretty cool. Um, of course, I'm on BT s Breaks, which is mainly digital, and it's on BT Jams. I also do BT set tripping, so from time to time I get to visit different TV sets or movies set. It's an interview people. I would say, you gang pain Okay, So yeah, that's dope. I love that.

So yeah, So you live in New York though, I really comes to Our Lives show. We would love do you? Oh yeah, let me know, let me bring him in. What's up? It's not funny city. It's so funny because like it's it's so easy to hide him here in New York. Like I don't really put him on my social media like that unless it's you don't don't do it. I don't mean that you ain't happy just because you gonna post it. Yeah, But then it was so funny

going down. He went with me to Miami when we shot the pilot, and it was like girls was like on him, and I'm like, I'm not used to this. I'm not okay. Well, maybe don't bring bring up because we got smoke. Thank you guys for listening. If you are a fan of the show and maybe want to watch the video and see how hot her Hair and Makeup Bus. Besides the clips, UM joined us on Patreon. It's only five bucks. You get videos to all the

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