Ep55: A Hoe's Bucket List

did you grow up? So we all say pillow like that in Orleans? Hello Pillow? Am I saying it? Pello? P oh? You take pills? Tell me what I'm saying? Hello, Hello Talk? No pill like you popping peels? Oh? Hello? Back that we teach you how to say what. This bitch can't even she's saying libido was what lib up? I'm gonna say Hello? How I want? She don't know how to say? So anyway, cut this ship out. The person who's gonna cut it out. Who I need to

bring into this conversation is Alex. Alex is our engineer and our video guy, and he asked after the episode, I mean or the clip of pellow. He asked Mandy um why she doesn't like writing dick, and he was very surprised because that's how a lot of women get off. She starts talking about how she doesn't need that to come. She gets even turned on by just going down and then said, okay, let's talk about the one nigga that

you're sucking right now. And then Mandy informed me that she doesn't even like head like that, and seven hasn't gone down on her in years because she doesn't need it. Let's explain. There's no need to explain. So I mean, I guess fine, y'all need an explanation. So when it comes me too, okay, so well, and I'll say this, and I'll guide this in the way because clearly I mean wear his tongue and going well, no, I would say this because fuck you, well was so I deal

with Okay, So I deal with women too. So, as you guys know, I'm bisexual. When I even deal with women, I prefer to be the oral giver. I'm not big on receiving head. Any time I do receive head or want a guy to specifically focus on giving me head, it's because nine times out of ten, I don't come from his dick or his dick isn't as great as

his mouth is. When it comes to wait, when it comes to play from you, let me ask this stuff when it comes to fourth play from you, because I know you said like you get turned on my giving wit from getting head too, I could. I could do that and funk right. You meet someone new, Let's say you don't suck his dick yet, how does he get you wet? What does he have to do? Is fingering?

Because even when I was even when I was dealing with Fellen Bay, neither of us gave each other head For the first couple of times we made out, and my pussy was wet because I was aroused by him, and we fucked like there was There was kiss saying, there was titty um like nibbling, there was rubbing. It was it was like panting. It was like crazy making out. I'm not big on head like that. I'm just not.

And so when I have someone where my pussy is leaking to where I'm feeling it run down to my knees and in between my thighs before what does what does he need to go down there? And such? It is hot, bro right to you. I love going down on girls on the right and like the whole Like you love going down on girls when they're wet, I

enjoy going down. I mean too. I'm just do you ever not take offense to someone else because he'll fucking he'll rub my up and put it in his mouth and like like, it's not like, bitch, my pussy is wet, like it's there. It's not what you keep saying, I'm wet, I'm I'm I'm wet. This has nothing to do with you being wet, and it has nothing to do with they just don't eat your pussy just so like it can get lubricated. They eat your pus, Yeah they do. But the point is to fucking turn you on to

get and it's part of four. And this is what all you're saying. I'm only sharp because we sat here and talked about all the things that men need to do to get women off, and a lot of them that me and you both advocate for is going down, pleasuring women, finding ways to pleasure people. There's finding ways to pleasure women. If you sit here, not one time in this show, and I will sit here. Have you ever said go down. If a woman doesn't need head,

if a lot, if she doesn't know. If I don't get off my head, We're not going to have the conversation where I'm like, Okay, my turn. It's literally by the time I'm done sucking his dick, his balls, getting all up in that ship, I'm bent over. I'm ready for you to insert the motherfucking dick into my pussy. I don't need I don't need. How am I blown? What about when you do have someone go down and you do enjoy it? No, I don't care for you

like it. You don't even like the feeling. I feel like it's a part of four play that you can add in, and to me it helps if I'm not all the way aroused by someone. But I don't need head. I mean, I just don't need head. Like to me, a part of giving head that would excite me would be like riding a nigga's face. But to me that that is all mental because now it's the domination of me smothering this knicks. Seriously, Yes, I don't like get ahead. I feel like most of niggas don't even know how

to do it to where I even have you? Is it that you haven't had someone do it well enough to And I just told you I think it's who have done it well, but them niggas. I don't need their nick. Their dick isn't as good that would you want it? I mean, he's eating my pussy before? What if he like that? It didn't add anything to what I want? His dick he ate bomb pussy? Would you still not want it? Is what I'm asking. If I

got it, sure, but it's not. It's so basically what I'm feeling, trying to have words into my mouth, right, No, I'm not. I'm gonna tell you what it sounds like. It sounds like it sounds like a very low expectations, and I just don't want it. I've had really good head, sure, but I like penetration overhead and I enjoy giving head more than receiving it. It's just like one of those things like when a nigga licks my tits, I feel like that's for him. There's no arousal in my nime.

But you just said we were making out and there was some breast and nibbling and right, and that was all for him. So you asked what we did since we didn't give each other, and I tell you what we did, make it out and sucking dick, like let me suck your dick and let you I want you to talk while I'm sucking your dick. I want you to look at me while I'm sucking your dick, and I want you to let me know how good I'm doing. I touched myself for he touches me, and so there's

still play there. I enjoy the foreplay of him talking to me, of him looking to me, of him, you know, making the noises when I'm doing what he likes, him giving me direction, me asking him. I don't like. I feel like I am like talking to a whole new person, not saying that I've I've ever heard you say it, because now I'm like you say we fuck now recalling

and like I really have it. I've never said he just talked about the lady and massage, and you talked about how good so and so on down to you, and so what I'm wondering And that's because I didn't want him to suck me. But that's the only reason why he did all that. And so can you imagine if told you that they didn't like their dick sucked, and what would you say. There's guys that don't like you would say they didn't do it like me. That's

why that's exactly what you would think. You would think nobody could have ever stuck your dick, So sitting across the table for you, I feel like you haven't had to appreciate that. But the same way like a guy could say, I've never come off head. Like if a guy has never come off head, I get that. A girl could say, because you ain't, because you ain't had a hat suck. Like. People are enjoy different things sexually.

When I say, do you come from clatorial or penetration or most of the time when when I'm masturbating, it's all clatoral, But like during sex most of the time, what do you feel like you're getting it? Oh, it's all from penetration, which I really enjoy. Penetration, which which um orgasms are harder for you. They're both. I mean, I would say penetration, but that's because I feel like most men don't. I don't orgasm with penetration the way

that I do with him. So if I'm orgasming two and three times just off of the dick, I don't need any other fucking type of like, I'm great with my orgasm. Did you enjoy the head he gave you? I mean, Jesus, that was probably four years ago. Now, I was probably not because you ain't asking for it. I don't. It's not what I want from him. I want what we have. And it's it's crazy because you would think like that, damn like and we're sucking now probably one, one or three times a week he just

texts me. But it's just like every video pussy. Yeah, And the part that I got off on that was that he let me video him and I had him look up at the end of the camera and was like like, so it's all a power, it's nigga. He was like you. I was like, I could record you while you eat my pussy. He was like, yeah, so Nigga. I had my legs over. I remember you still video? Yes, I still got the video. Oh, I might look I have to look for we have to play it like catch up. So I had my lags open, Nigga, I

had the flash on. That's how you know he was really ready. So he was a little That's how you know she did get it. I it was all pussy and he actually ate pussy good. But the fact that I could record him and then at the end of the video, I said, looking to the camera, it was all a power thing for me. So the fact that while his face is in my pussy, I told him to look up and look in the camera and look up at me, it's all the power thing for me. And so that's what turns me on. Like I'm I'm

a lot more mental than I am. I think, I don't know, And you're fine because you said you, But she's she's also the woman who cried off receiving good head. So the difference, you like her because I've had some right and but it just it just doesn't do much for me. It's just yeah, it's not my preference. And I mean, it's crazy because even when I deal with girls, I don't really like dealing with aggressive girls. I want to deal with a girl where I can eat their pussy,

like I'm gonna with sex with girls. I actually would rather them go down on them and they go down to me because I get really turned on at it. And I really like scissoring, Like head is cool with women, but like I feel like it's still anxious sound like some white people. You never scissors with a girl. They spoke about it. Love that ship. Yeah, that's white people ship. Yeah, I mean I don't know. I guess that's like dry humping, right. I feel like that might be a disservice to lesbians

right now, I mean possibly, I don't know. Yeah, there's no shaming, right, I mean, I'm not shaming. I'm like, say, you be scissoring bitches. I like to eat pussy, I like to suck dick. I'm an oral person, but I don't like I don't care to receive it an oral person, I just don't care to receive it as much. So that's a week you think. Anyways, guys, we're gonna go

ahead and get into the cake of the week. Since we took a slight detour in the beginning of this really confused as to why I wasn't trying to like shade you at all. I was really, really, really surprised. Yeah, I'm not big on only because like, um, you and I were both really' just so sexual that I'm just saying why I'm so shocked so sexual. I was shocked at that part of your sex was cut out. That's why because it seems so normal to me. It ain't cut out all the way. I'd be stuck in. I'd

be sucking dick for like thirty minute. Not you. But that's what turns me on in oral period, is me giving it. So um, we'll go ahead and shut up. We'll go ahead and get into that kink of the week this week, guys. Um. As you guys know, every week we give you guys a kink of the week, something to kind of, you know, think about. Maybe you could add it into the bedroom with your lover, your partner, your friend. This was actually kind of interesting and I

kind of thought about it. Um, And you thought scissoring was white people should go ahead, and we're really just gonna say white people should like yes you first of all. You know what, I'm very surprising you. We want to go see Black Panther together. And I thought we were on the same page when we left. We are. I'm just saying, when listeners, okay, hey white listen, clap for the white listeners. Let me. I appreciate all thirteen of you guys, but I'll be telling all my white friends

that should today face, I'd be telling them. I told Jeeves when he told me he was cooking with tumeric, I was like, okay. Anyways, guys, the kick of the week for this week is splashing or wham. Well, you can either call it splashing or wham. Wham actually stands for wet and messy um because they involve food and things generally get extremely messy during the act. Just great blow jobs. People like to cover themselves and food, eat food off of each other, and even own special tank

tops that they can do this in. A surprisingly large amount of people are into splos tanks. I don't think it's tank tops. I think they own tanks like tubs. They do it in tubs, tank tops. There's no time after that word, I think. I mean he's in your head added that, no, no no, no, they don't need tank tops, right, there's huge tanks to put a body in. That's how I took that. Yeah, special tanks to do it, and yeah,

Jesus Christ. It says a surprisingly large amount of people are into splashing thanks to the high rates of cytophiles in the world. Food has always been a sensual thing, and people find that food sexy like to involve it more in their sexual place. They find sex people they find food sexy. I guess all of those Instagram pages with all those foods that kind of look really good. So are you talking about cheeseburgerl when the girls good? So George Costanza, who's the really? I thought it was

the Stephanie Starlely girl. No, George Stanza, because he brought the sandwich into the bedroom, so he's fucking while eating the sandwich. Really, so to me, when I thought about this, I thought of maybe like a woman using like wait, wait, wait, wait cream on. Let me be a second. Did he eat the sandwich or put the sandwich on her? No? He was that's not that's not this like we talked about some real extreme ship not eating, Like this thing could be spoken a blunt while I suck is dick.

That don't mean like there's any fetish involved, like if you chewing and swallowing. I mean, if a nig is eating a sandwich while fucking, maybe her pussys whack. No, he was just good. No, So this is what I was thinking when um, when you're talking about there's Instagram pages for that, that I think is a little different because we're watching a fruit shaped like a vagina with like cream in it. Like that's different. That just brought up Instagram because no, no no, no, no no, but your food

is orgasmic. Literally, bron see what I did there that popins last episode that I was it was um. So I think this is funny because I'm trying to think. So aside from whipped cream, what is something else that maybe you've seen in a poor no or eating strawberries out of a giant strawberries is something? Let me look chocolate cover strawberries. Is there any um food or thing that's something that you wanted to even honey choose to use during sex. God, I've had women do like the

whip cream. Cream is a is a big thing, right, that's nella shit. Okay, keep use finger foods, something that's bite size so that they're not all in your teeth and make a big mess. Remember you're trying to keep the mood sexual. According to the fucking sploshing or splashing, they're good with whatever. Keep it refreshing. The food you selection would be refreshing and not a stuffy one like

chicken nuggets is too stuff. What fruit that could be used? Cherries, strawberries, red or green grapes, um, mangoes, papaya, all the fruit should be washed. Besides the cherries, strawberry should be cut um. The second one is whipped cream, the cliche of all sexual foods, syrups. Oh, I said, honey, So that would chocolate, maple, banara, strawberry, sirup turn a bitch into what sunday? Oh wow, here's this one. Oysters. I just had some of them yesterday.

And I don't know about putting putting those on a person though, I don't think that. Well, I guess I just put food in sex. Six. Oh, number six is popsicles. Do you remember the movie Jawbreaker with Rose mcgrawan when she sucked Marilyn Manson and she was sucking the popsicle and she was like rubbing cities. That's well, I know about her because she was one of those she started the meeting movement that didn't start it. But that's how you know her. I know her because she was uncharmed.

Well yeah, but like she was big, big play in the I don't know that, so have either you knew her? But you also said charmed when I said Rose McGaw and you're like, oh, that's why people should but you're like, OK, Marilyn Manson. What Marilyn Manson that he was in the movie. Ye people, Marilyn Manson, Black people really don't know him. Okay, but Charmed is cool. Charmed is very cool. Every I bet you all of our listeners listening. But like you, you had Phoebe, you had Piper, you had um, and

you have Mandy here talking about busting a nut. But Phoebe and Piper, meanwhile, she was watching it before the problem. Okay, So have either of you guys ever introduced food into the bedroom with your partners? So I did the whipped cream and I did also the chocolate syrup. I told you the one thing I wanted me to um mix my comp with the rock does that couch? He wanted

me the squirt into a cup? Oh boy? So I was actually about to mention that lover he girl has been trying to like use ice on me, but I'm really worried that she won't use it the right way. And what's what's using ice the right way? I think using ice to trace the body is fine, but I'm worried that she wants to use it like around my pussy, and I think that would be too cold. I wanted to ask you if I suck a niggas dick with ice,

because I know that's kind of a thing. Doesn't shrink your dick though it doesn't know it doesn't because your your mouth is still warm. So it's like, it's like so one of the things on here. As far as food, it says water, it says, okay, not exactly food, but you can use an iced form of hdo to keep nipples erect, spitting and dribbling water okay. Also alcohol, it's saying, lick it off of each other. Oh, to heal a body, shots, kiss passionately when it comes. It's easy, that's no. Yeah, okay,

well burgers, sorry for being like regular right now? Oh my god, shut up. Well guys, Um, if any of you guys have any stories where you introduced food into the bedroom and it was something that we didn't mention, I would love to hear it if you guys can send that in. Um, we're gonna go ahead and get into the horrible decision for this week. And I want to shout out one of our patrons she gave us this idea howd long, because I want to shout her

name out. Um. Her name is Christie, so shout out to Christie for not only being a patron but shouting this idea out. And I think it's super super dope. So her idea was to come up as we are getting a lot of listeners ask us how to enter their whole phase or how old is too old to enter our whole phase. We have virgins asking us how they can be a hole. Um, you know, we just want to help y'all. So she gave us the idea

to do a hose bucket list. So if you want to join into the realm of hoism, you need to probably check somebody. Did you see the number five? I just like I did like that. So the number one thing that I think is important for any woman trying to enter her whole realm. Um. It's simple, but it's a one night stand. I feel like that's when you feel, um, you really become a free spirit. Now. I like to call it um. Shout out to my girl Josie. She calls it the Walker Pride, and I love that. She'll

always like send a little Instagram. Actually, I I have a a group chat with some friends called the Pussy Power Posse, and we always say and um, everybody was sending a little Walker Pride ship and it's like really fun to talk about. And I think, um, something really important with the one night stand. UM. I had said on this show before that I had never had one, and Mandy reminded me of something we did in Miami that I didn't remember. But since that time, I have

had a one night stand. And the great thing that I really felt within myself is like I felt like I made the choice, like and that was really sexy to me because you know, he kiss speaking night and blah blah. I was like, oh no, you can come up like and it just it made me feel like so on top, you know what I'm saying, Like, I think what you just said to was very important if you're going to go out and have a one night stand. The worst thing about a one night stand is regretting

it the next morning. So like ending up in a a dud's house and feeling got to yeah. I mean, and sometimes a one night stand can't be bad because maybe his dick isn't right, maybe feel like you wasted your time. But I feel like if you're gonna do a one night stand, you need to embrace it. You need to sit here and make sure it's a nigga that you selected, make sure that you make selected what you select the

niggas you select him. Don't let him select you boot, but you make sure that if you're gonna have this one nice stand and this could be a guy that you realize damn, he sells drugs. This isn't gonna be a long term thing, you know what, But I really want to funk him. Just making a one night, one time thing and you don't have to worry about possibly, you know, you know what I'm saying. Definitely, I mean if you can't get the good mealing before you get there,

before y'all get to his, go get get something something. Definitely, you know what, we should get some breakfast and order everything that got baby, like, you know what, I need another one to go and I got a roommate, I gotta I got work tomorrow. Put that worth your okay, you don't put some more though it, even if it

is it's a waffle. My mom ever tell you what the show, But I want to say one more time she I don't know if she did it or a friend herds it, but no, my mama was probably uh my mom said she used to have bills when men came over for the first time. You did say that, she said on the episode, slip them over and they didn't see what they said with the cost, she goes, pick one, and the one that you pick is the one that you pay. It could be the cale bill old school ho and what do old school dance and

old school dance through it? Old school? Hey? You know what I would do. I would get I would actually make a copy of all the most expensive bills and then just do what I'll do them all the time, like when Nick's been playing dominoes. Maybe tricky with the cards. That's what you got to say. Okay, So the next one for the host bucket list, it's fuck a celebrity athletes the same ship. They kind of blue check mark bitch.

They're really easy to get now you just go in sliding their d or just like a couple of pictures, because once you like a couple, they see you, and then if they like a couple back, that means you're in there for the kill. Um, make your profile public. Did you see that? Did you see the me? Goes? Um? How the girl like put put out offset And one of the things he said to her was open your page.

She did, Yes, yes, yes, so they'd be like, so they will scrawl thumbnail, Yeah, they will scroll um or even if you don't um funk a celebrity through Instagram or Twitter, if you see them in your city, these niggas be hosting clubs, even in Nebraska, even in these random cities that no one lives in. And I just keep throwing out in Nebraska because I know we got some Nebraska listeners. But yeah, you just now, well he he don't live there, but we got well I shaded.

I shaded Nebraska, and the floodgates opened on me on our Horrible Decisions page. So we have Nebraska follow us. Shout out to whatever that is on the map. Can you name a city in Nebraska? Omaha? And only because that's the only one I know. I was like, oh yeah, but does that account. I gotta name another one outside Oh my, I don't know Omaha. Um. So the reason I like the off the celebrity one is because when

it happened to me, I remember calling it. I was like, I just love this tour bus and I was so excited about it. But I was gonna say, if you really are having trouble fucking a celebrity. You can go for one of the ones that nobody wants anymore, like a Bow Wow, Well Bow has somebody you can't the front of mine, so we are kind of shading. But he has a girlfriend. Right now, there's other washed guys, like any nigga from Pretty Riky. But you're saying, don't

shade or like the celebrity status. But here's the thing. Let's just say that you're starting out into how you can't just expect to get a fucking You gotta like gradually go up, who's a popular one? Um? Who else is more popular? Who the popular? Like that? Which is not right now? Like Dave Dave East me goes, um, who's another dude? Uh? Future with Brown Drake. Okays are like a list well, a list dick that bitches want to suck. How do we know they're a list dicks.

We don't know that they're a list dick, but they would be a listers that would probably be harder to suck. But you could probably from pretty Ricky fair least, So go for him, go for maybe even your local rappers. Go for someone that has minimal security, yes, because they will push you the fuck away but I'll tell you I was in Miami, ended up hanging out with with T I met him during I forgot what weekend it was. But bitch Nellie is somebody that you might consider fell

out that I think it got security. I don't know what would Nellie be considered washed, but Nelly, all of them has, you know, because he's had some sexual accusers right now, that doesn't make it. That doesn't make him wash. All right, Well, I feel like we should withhold it until we find out. Um. I would say that there's different levels of celebrity dick. So if you're you know, if if you just want to get into it, and maybe you're not the hottest, I would say, what there's levels.

If you're not the hottest, maybe go for like a comedian what she walks with me on that there's still celebrity status. It's not like you you'd be surprised comedians the right, but they know. But that's an easier, easier to get in touch with. You can go to a show. Comedians are gonna be talking to you after like it's an easy way, not saying that they're watching. It's just an easier avenue than a rapper. I guess, but a lot of comedians because I know a few, we know,

you know Andrew Schulta, he'd probably be sling. But well, of course we know, you know, you know Andrew. Maybe everybody else does it, they say, Alex, every brilliant idiots of it bro. Everyone knows. Okay, they know. So let's talk about Andrew for a second. Andrew's a hot comedian. He does movies, he does it like that. I go to all Andrew it. I love Andrew. But but you could still like Andrew to me. He's in movies and

does has a huge podcast. Right, but if you wanted to, you could still talk to can still get it Andrew? He's really communicating him on his Instagram. It's an easy way to get in as a mother. I'm not saying it's not. We're not. We don't know what I'm saying. It would be easy to get in his reach. We're just saying the type of guys that you could approach probably and like Andrew's verified, right, I don't know he should be if he's not. But like so, dealing with

there's different caliber of niggas. You even have actors. You probably could have hoddled that Michael B. Jordan a couple of years ago as an actor. Now you can holiday Michael B. Jordan's because he's now in Black Panther, But you you could probably Hollier a somebody who would have been in like, oh straight to b Et Blockbuster, you know what I mean. Levels, but fucking celebrity girl, get you.

Because the reason the rappers are so hard to like or things like that is because, like they do a show, they're performing for like a larger crowd. It's not as intimate, like it's gonna be really hard to like, you know, meeting what matter? When you see some of these girls that are exposing these rappers, they're kind of they were saying this, but Alex okay, i'n't be listening sometimes clearly anyways.

So the number three one that I put um as to do as a whole buck list is don't to shoot your shot, slide in the d m yourself, be the confident woman, go to a Niger and buy his drink at the bar. Be assertive and sit here and say what you want and demand it if you want that dick. Let can I just say it's funny that you're the one who said because I told you I'd love to buy drinks, and you you were like, my girls drinks. I said, I did it the same club. I've done it girl girls. But why why don't you

do it to dude? Why did you I would do it to a dude. I wouldn't. I wouldn't be against it. But I've said girls drinks keep the same energy, keep my same energy. I would say that what I pay for, Dick, I said, I bought new drinks, and you'd be like, I don't anybody to drink talking. You can go up to a dude and bla blah blah. But I've never said I was against and guy's drinks. I've seen girls drinks,

and so now I noticed, bit is just shady towards me. No, it's not shady because if you need to go back to the episodes, you can't know I have not um. I said I would not purchase a penis, which I don't believe in purchasing penis, but sending a nigga drink during happy I was sure, will I've done it before, and that's fine that you want to sit here, And that's a great tactic because I think that for someone who wants to become sexually liberated or wants to own

their own sexuality. I think don't wait for a guy to approach you all the time. I think to take the confidence and literally go after what you want, whether he's good looking. One thing that I like to do, and it works sometimes to say a corny as joke when a nigga finest, just say a corny joke. They like it, and then just make it laugh and then start the opener. In Atlanta, you can send me all

the drinks you would like to send. Oh, okay, so Alex is now accepting drinks from all and then afterwards you will be giving dick off. No, afterwards, I'm going to the hotel to sleep it off, but I'll accept free drinks. So you're not right now, Oh my god, working on me right now? What are What are your thoughts of that? Like, do you believe that you know to add to your bucket list? You definitely need to

shoot your shot first. Um. I think it was a definitely it was a definite game changer in like my level of confidence and security when I started making moves. Um. I also think that it's something that a lot of women haven't done in their lifetime, no agreed, and a lot of they believe that a man has to make the first move. And I think in a day and age where you do have women like us who are not only independent but sexually liberated, like go after what

you want, girlfriend, you want to say, so the drink. Honestly, the sending the drink and d M is the only way that I'm able to do it. Like sometimes I do have trouble. I think I mentioned it on the Pickup Artist episode. Um, not because I feel insecure, but I sometimes they get really flustered and I'm worried about if I go up to somebody, I'm gonna say something stupid. Okay, so I'll just be like I don't know what to do. So the drink is like my segue into like if

you want to come get it, you will. And it's like I thought you were hot enough where I want to buy this drink, Like this is your turn to thank me at least, and then we started off. That's a good thing. Um, I like your number four, number four is us y'all done before is get kinky, be horrible, be be a ho goddamnit, like suck a dick the way you should suck a dick. Um, I think that

from the back like a big man. Have you let me ask you because now that you say that, real random, have you ever had your dick sucked from the back? And do you enjoy it? I haven't. I just don't even know the position you would. I don't even well I sucked it from the back. It's kind of oh yeah, like how to start up. I mean, I look at us so over. I've had a guy bns over and so his dick is hanging, and so as his dick

is hanging, yeah, he's hard. Dick could be hard while he gets his ass licked, and so as it was like, it could be hard. It's a different sensation to get your dick something. Also, there's also different levels of hardness. So if it's erect and pointing out, it's not going to be as easy to like been back. But if he's like semi arrect, like, it pretty much goes there and so you like the back. I've done it, but I just didn't know if it was really how it feels to have your dick pulled to the back. I

just didn't know if it was enjoyable or not. I don't know but I'm not doing that because decent Merrow make it a joke every time. So now it's like I'm just gonna get from the back. Scietal pressure is making you not wanting to enjoy the things that you would like to enjoy and be sexually. I wanted to do that. I didn't say Jesus and Marrow said it no, but they just say it as a joke. So it's like, what's I hear laughing? I don't think about it something sex.

Now we're turning sex into a joke. Now, enjoying sexual things in the bedroom was a joke. Now is that what we're doing? A um weasy has the number five, So I just I just added this in. Um Mandy had selected the other ones. I think they were really good, and she left one blank for me. And I feel like this has been something that at least every few every if not every week, someone has a question about this. It's so simple, fucking get this under your belt. Have

a fucking threesome or some group sex. Now, yes, back, so the threesome thing. I'm gonna say this if you maybe you're single right now and don't have a boyfriend or someone that you can do a threesome with listen to I think it's episode number seventeen. One of them are really good friends. Dubbed does an episode about being a unicorn, and she talks about how she meets couples

and finds people to have sex with. And I think that a lot of women might want to have a threesome, but like they're worried about bringing into their relationship and things like that. So if you are a single, this is a perfect time for a whole phase bucket list item to check off. Also, if you don't like women, don't be um two men, go ahead. Group sex does not I've always wanted to, I haven't been able to, and like, threesomes does not limit you to just having

sex with a man and a female. If you want to live out your whole life to the to the fullest of it, I say, go ahead and have a threesome with two men if you want, um, wait, excuse have a threesome with two men. If you're not into women, there you go. I agree, or go tour if you are. But I'm saying, like, don't force yourself to have a threesome just because you think, Oh I'm watching it. Oh, niggas like this ship. Now have a threesome with another

woman because you're into it. You think she's attractive, you want to have sex, you find it sexy, you think it's sexy when he's sucking her. Even if you don't want to eat a pussy, and if you don't and if you don't want to have some group sex, buck two niggas. No one's going to say you're in the pussy and suck the other at the same time. Girl, that's what you got to do. Look up DV. If you're not in the DP. See, I haven't even gotten

to the double penetration side of life. I'm talking about DV, like, oh so dub d V. To have two dicks in your vagina at the same time, you have to be with some really secure men for that because they are also frictioning their death points against each other. Um. But I think I think group sex could also just be fun like and it doesn't even have to be in a course. Maybe you could just come in and suck some dick or two. It could be a blowbank, it could be you could that's what they call it up.

I'm just saying there are options, ladies. You don't have to think of a three submiss. I look up a lot of boot cocky, as you might have remembered from our first kink of the week on our first episode. Um, and when I look at boot cocky, a lot of blowbanks come up. And I'm not actually into blowbanks. I'm not like when girls have boot cocky done while they're

getting sucked. That ship is hot. So you like to see a girl get come on her face while she's being sucked by someone else, Yeah, that sounds pretty hot actually, so Jeeves can get it back up. He's been telling me like he's like, I can get it right back up or I can um, like it could just come out like I have a lot of precome. I'm like, nigga, come on me and keep sucking me. This is yours. Yeah,

I'm not gonna lie. So, as everyone knows, I watched gay porn and it does turn me on when they come in the booty hole and they still hard and then they put their dick back in the booty hole so all to come like squirts out. I think it's really hot. That is hot. M So, like my favorite porn to watch is cream pie eating. I love no no no, No, they're funny. No, So it's funny you said that because if you look up cream pie eating,

you'll find a lot of cuck holding stuff. But I like during threesomes when they do the sixty nine and then there's a dude fucking the bitch and the pussy and then like the other visuals to come off or whatever. So yeah, I think you could have group sex um with friends, with strangers, go to sex book. It could be a whole lot of stuff. Yeah, but I like that you added that because I feel like even when men, when you ask them what they really want to do,

it's always a threesome. And so I don't know if they just you just need to know that experience, like especially like especially if you like sucking one person in and maybe you're worried about the emotions, do it in the threesome. Also, um, if you really don't want anyone to know, a place that you could go where it's accepted and you can go as a single is a

sex party. Absolutely, And and I said that, we're also just just trust them because you fuck, like make sure they're not going around telling everybody you let both of them fuck you. Um, so we're gonna go ahead and get into our um, into our homemail. I'm not gonna shout her out because I don't know if she wants her name shout it out. But she's a loyal listeners. She'd be on all of my I G lies. And she left us left us a voicemail. As you guys know, we do have a voicemail, So go ahead and drop

us a call with your homemail. We will put the number of that in the description of this bio UM and then we will go ahead and post it on our page as well. UM. But I'm gonna go ahead and play this voicemail for y'all, and we will go ahead and get hello. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone. Okay, So I just finished this week episode and to Landy and the whole busy thing, like, you're right this. He has nothing to do. You just got out jail. You

have nothing but time to be there for me. However, my guy and I just cut off our girlfriend because she said the same ship. So you know, I'm a private shop and work with a rapper. We're always traveling. I just got back from Australia. I'm going to can't go on tomorrow like this. I am busy, okay, and my job is not the most organized, like I have a lot of ships going on. I'm constantly writing me you's, I'm constantly creating, Like just I'm working, I'll be busy.

And she basically told my guy that he and her would have a better relationship than she and I because he puts more time in her and he has more time for her. And now, mind you, the time she was referring to is constantly being able to chext her. And he told her, you know, he wanted to hang out together when I got back in townfil we could vibe and she up. Family got very I just say them, like, why do we always have to wait on her? Like you give me more attentionly she does, so it's not

our father. She can't keep up. So I think you and I should just have a relationship that's cops to the growing and she can catch up when she gets needs to catch up. And so that I say, fuck her and funk all that ships. Bitch, that is my deck. I chose to share it with you to be fucking respectful. Uh So, when I heard what I was talking about being busy, I'm most the most definitely hit a nerve and no, like, there are circumstances where, yes, I'm just

busier than you. You only worked a nine to five and that hid you have a lot of fucking free time, bitch, I do not. I am on call for three weeks and then I'm off for another two weeks. So during those two weeks, yes, I would all the time to be with you and do things with you and buy you things and you know, play with your pussy and all this other ship. But during them three weeks, no, bit, You're not a priority. I'm not even in the country, Like, why are you mad? Okay um, I just had to

give that off my chest. I love you, guys. I've probably been way too much time talking ship to and Andy on Instagram. But I love the podcast obviously, and I'm just fiel Mike because we're off from Florida and we should all just be friends. Like, let's just be friends you kind of Miami. Hit me up if you guys, Oh this is Io chef iyo share your Instagram. I don't think I said that. Yeah, Okay, we ain't. Apparently it's Io right. So she hates because I always call

her name wrong, I will see here and safe. So for the guys who didn't, for the listeners who just listened to that and didn't really get the JITs of what her question was, because she's so frustrated, and I get why she's frustrated. Basically, she brought a female into the bedroom with her and her lover, and um, apparently the girl who's been brought into the relationship pretty much just trying to tell her guy that they would have

a better relationship than her and him would. Right, So she wants the pretty thing she's I mean she I think that there's boundaries that are being I think she can catch up. I mean, yeah, yeah, there is. But it doesn't sound like she wants to take the dude.

She just wants to be able to spend time with him without without her, which I think there's lines that are being crossed in every which way in direction, but not only that for her to know that she's going around her and saying this to the man, like, well, let's just do something together. I think that when you decide that you are going to bring other people into the relationship, there needs to be a clear and distinct

line as far as what's appropriate and what's inappropriate? Um, and if you're bringing someone in just to be with the two of you, that needs to be discussed as well. What do you think because you're making all these type of faces and ship over here right now and it doesn't need to be discussed. But okay, so I'm gonna be real with you. No shade to her. But this is a really good lesson to learn. This should have never have happened because this situation should have already been discussed.

What happens a lot of times with threesome is a lot of people don't want to ruin the mood, kill the mood by setting boundaries and things like that. They just kind of let it go, or they make two friends and get sexy and it happens. But the boundaries is very important because you can end up losing two people instead of just one. And so you might remember from me, I didn't care if they were together when I was away because I enjoyed that and I encouraged it,

and vice versa. I thought of us as more of a triad than I did as a couple with a girlfriend. And a very very important part of this is letting especially a single girl know when they come into your relationship, what you're willing to sacrifice, say like, hey, we want a girlfriend that's around once a week, We want to have sex with you a few times a month, we

want you all the time. If you would have let her know that, she may have never even or even with her schedule being where she said she may work three weeks straight and then have two weeks off. Like, how much is this? Is this like the only dick she's sucking? Like, how can she expects so much from him? I mean that's her partner. No, no no, no, no no, no, no no no, not the other girl that's been brought in. Yeah, yeah, Like why is she expecting so much out of this dude?

Maybe she liked him, which means if she liked him and she's willing to come in and try to make it seem like she only wants time with him, you may have to worry about that as the primary with your lover. Who are who's bringing someone in? If you have someone coming in and is now trying to exclude you from that, is this a polyamers? There's the way that she described it, and then there could be the reality of it. Right. I wonder if the girls truly,

just Doub tells me. When she meets couples, there's the difference between what to write right, and dub has told me like she'll ask the guy, hey, like, is it cool if we play while so and so is away? And it's not always bad? Like it's no, it's not always bad, it's not always the woman feeling like, um, I O feels right? Is that? What did I say? It's not always like she feels. It's just a question.

It's like, hey, is this allowed? And I think that instead of it maybe seeming sneak sneaky, she has to have a conversation with her first, say hey, I think a conversation with both of them, not only well, it sounds like her boyfriends. The guy she's dating is letting her know. Yeah he is, so she needs. But I wonder if he's letting her know because he wants while

you awake. And I be wondering that too, So maybe he's letting her know, like listen, she wants to play while you're gone, and she's taking it as oh, so this bit want to be with you when I'm not there, And so maybe that's what she sounds right. She sounds to me like, I'm the type of person to where I wouldn't have been that piste, right, And so at least he's coming to letting you know what she's saying. But I wonder if that was coming to you because he kind of be like, well, but you'll be gone

for three weeks. Because this is the thing. Is it really realistic for you two guys to have she said, we did? She say, we're calling our little girlfriend? What does she call? Okay? So like, is it really realistic for you all to be together at the same time? I don't know that is a h real question there, But I think I wonder, growing a notes, having matching schedules, do you really never gonna happen? And that's what she was saying. She got a nine to five and I'm

an entrepreneur. Okay, so then why are you guys? Are is this someone you sleep with or this is really your little girlfriend? Because if it really is your little girlfriend, then you need to expect that. But that's what I'm saying, for her to even call her her little girlfriend. I wonder if this girlfriend came in thinking she would be a part of a couple, and maybe IO looked at her as just a play toy for me and my lover.

So I think that when even when Dub when she goes into a situation, I'm sure there's talks that what that couple wants. Do you want just to play toy that you can call in, or do you want me to join in as a possible third So I think that there's so many different layers too when you add people into the bedroom, that maybe it's not as black and white as people think, and there's so much gray

in the middle that that's not discussed. Maybe you think she's just a play toy, but maybe you know, Nigga really thought he was about to be able to have two girlfriends and you're mad now because you're gone for three weeks. Maybe he wanted someone while you were gone. Those three weeks is out and he's just approaching you as well. She wants to spend time with just me when you're gone, And you're taking it to this because it doesn't sound like it's like she just wants him.

It's just like you're gone and she's like, well, hey, I still want to keep things going. Yeah, And she might be forgetting about the both of you by not seeing you at all, because I agree, that's almost a month. You still are there and you and that's what I want. I really try to um communicate with people with three way relationships. I haven't had a lot of experience, but I'm not really gone from the narrative just because I'm not there physically, right, Like, I did enjoy them going

on a date knowing that I was too busy. I know they missed me. I know they wanted me there. It didn't feel like I was separated. If people want to separate and then gets sneaky, then they just will. It sounds like as adults, you know that this was supposed to be a three way thing. I would have that talk and the way she describes like this bit trying to take my man, But I kind of kind of feel like they're just may need to be in occasion.

We say it every episode, and I know y'all hate me because I feel like that's the fucking advice I say for everything, but literally, whether you're just sucking someone, whether you're in a friends with benefit relationship, whether you're married, whether like you're in a polyamorous relationship. I really truly do think that communication and being as blunt as possible there's so many people that beat around the bush with their partners where you're still left in the gray. You

still don't know where the funk you stand. You still don't know what he likes, what he doesn't like, You don't know what he wants, what he does want. I think you'll need to be more blunt and you need to demand the answers that you want and so communicate and figure out if you and him are even on the same page first before you come and try to beat this whole up. I think personally and Alex, let us know. We had a little bit of time, so we will get to do Vanilla Ship for this episode. UM.

And it's an article that I found. If you guys don't know, we're gonna go ahead and introduce um Vanilla Ship back into the show. It's where we find articles or something. UM. Of course, they always mostly pertain a sex, because that's what the funk we talk about. UM, and this one in particular is about mel burn control. Y'all. Um, there's a new drug that appears to block spurn production. UM.

This according to new research presented this week. At the end of two thousand eighteen, the Endocrine Society on annual meeting in Chicago, which found that the new pill called I'm mad they do this ship with pills dime than dro land can Why do they do this with pills? It's um, it's in the first you couldn't get libido. So I feel like, say that word the methandralone. There's a second word after that. There's two words attached to

the name, and you got wrong because usually die die Methodrome. No, you're right, dime method alone and what's the second word under cannonate? So oh okay, So if I would keep going, it reduces testosterone levels and other hormone livers re sponsored for instruction without causing major side effects. What are the ones you get though? Well, so they've been working on this, and it's crazy because birth control actually was just introduced.

The pill was just introduced to in the United States in the nineteen fifties, so they've been working on a mail um birth control pill for just as long as the introduction of the female birth control pill. So what I saw that this actually does. Though, one of the side of is that it drops your sex. That's right, you said, live it, oh, because it says the study the nine of the participants out of ten, and the

study experienced a major decrease in libido sex drive. I knew I had just read the word somewhere, but I just said it wrong. No man is taken up. You don't think no man would take male birth control if they could still funk raw and not. You just said they just said nine of the ten experienced side effects.

You're gonna a load sex drive? Why y'all, niggas don't have as high of a sex drive as y'all think any guy, damn wa would we take anything that's going to lower it, because then you ain't got to worry about a bitch gaining pregnant. Well, you don't think a man would take control tower effects on female birth control actly,

weight gain minstrel cycle. Do you know all of the time, I'm only so frustrated with Alex right now, I love you Alex, like I'm just it was just so like fucking nah, like you fucking do it, Like that's how I took it. I really, that's that's not what came

out of my mouth. I know it's not what came out of your mouth, but like just even seeing your face, like with the second that you found out like those side effects will come into play, like women have to fucking do this ship and go through a lot more intense hormones. And yeah, I mean yeah, I didn't say that you guys have to take birth control and your end. I'm just saying that from a man's point of view.

I'm not your point of view. From my point of view, I'm not going to take anything that's going to lower my sex drive, lower my testosterone levels. Then I'm probably gonna stop balding and ship because tacone has to do with hair growth, Like, I'm not taking those chances. Wow, it's so funny because what happens to us. Let's see, we get we get weight keep, we get hunger pains, we get it, inconsistency with our periods. But Chad skin got fucking men just fucking diminishing all the ship that

we fucking go through and all the stuff. I didn't do that. Stop you're sending this energy my way. I'm not diminishing your experience that. I'm just saying you guys, why would I sacrifice my hair? Nigga, look at me, I look pregnant. I'm not, and we sacrificed get pregnant bodies to make sure that we don't deal with We gotta have the abortion too, because you know why we do that because y'all niggas don't be want to use condoms judge us. You know why what do you say

the last episode? I'm pro my life. You every everyone should be. You should love yourself. Women are the strongest agenda. Oh here we go, thanks when we go, But y'a don't treat us that way. Women equality and when we talk about feminism, y'all really don't want it to be equal to yall? Can I believe you're still superior enough. You've got to stop saying y'all because I'm a feminist.

I can't say, y'all, but you're a feminist. But apparently just because I just because I'm not, I don't want to deld up my heads like the ya what that means? I'm not a feminist because I don't want to deld

apne Yes, because that's women in that. I'm sorry, I'm not a feminist that I'm not so um, I don't know, but okay, so no your reaction, how intense it was, though, That's why this ship will never work Because women have we've been um conditioned to feel like this is just what we're going to go through with being on breath control. But my mother put me on breath control sixteen years old,

like almost no question that. I'm just saying, there are other methods of birth control, but this is different than a lot of the other message. But also if the side effects, So the side effects include yeah, um, depression, acne, and lowered sex drife to me, most of already, whatever's going to experience that Kevin Durant still getting pussy and lower sex drives? Um, y'all really think y'all have a high sex drive? No, we don't. A lot of niggas

think they sex drive. They y'all always horny, were always horny. So you just feel like it's gonna be lowered maybe just a little bit, that would be cool. So I'll go from not one in to ten times a week to one in the five. That's cool with me. So you don't think niggas will take depression acting a lower sex drive to make sure they're not shooting out babies. Just use a condom. Niggas don't use so done, those niggas can take the birth control. I just use a condom.

Don't sunk with my hormones. I'm just wearing a condom. I'm good, but I'm not having sex at the moment. So for Alex, y'all sen your pussies over the all. I really want to ask one of these girls at the show in Atlanta, just like, don't because I want to watch him. Oh you want to you can't? No, no, no no that I want to watch him act like he got to turn it down. And I would also want to watch Alex because we're supposed to be sharing a room. Tell me, oh no, no, no, why don't

you go out with the girls. Go listen to your bed, nigga ship, come back to my bed, sticky sheets. Well there's two beds. Are y'all getting a king? No? Two beds? What I'm saying like, I feel like he ain't gonna I feel like with a friend. Oh yeah, I'm gonna make the bed up and all she's gonna sleep. I don't know. I'm about to play. I'm about to tax and ship on my bed and when I leave out, yeah yeah you eye. Well anyways, y'all, y'all know we

will be in Atlanta. May I have been thinking about getting some I think about going on soul swiping on in Atlanta. I'm done. You know, if I'm a black man again, it needs to be in I used to live in Atlanta, so I got it's not gonna be one of these New York niggas because you know what, Fat ruined it for all you niggas. None of y'all nigga is getting pussy. None of y'all up North thing is getting no pussy because everybody coming from him like, no, well,

we don't know the whole story. I'm just saying generalized. I don't knocking Atlanta, but I do hear they have pretty high Like, don't do that with Atlanta, because I'm fox with Atlanta, and I'm gonna let y'all know now. Even though I said I don't sunk with athletes and we'll be the off season and them niggas be there, I got some in Atlanta. God damn it. Okay, Well, the girl passing, no, don't passing nothing, sam sucking one of the athletes. We might be at the Hilton, but

they're gonna be at the motherfucking Telling anyway. Look at a lot of Hilton's, you know. Anyway, Atlanta, Um May night Teeth will be at the Plaza Theater. Come out and funk with us. I also want to give a huge shout out to Spunk Loube. Y'all. We are sponsored by a lube, y'all, so coming get some free Loobe. We got the samples, we got some T shirts, Labia Massage.

You know, we got all the good stuff for you. UM, and we're gonna be dropping sponsors as we get them, you know, taking some time, but yeah, we're excited to see all we got. Be Samone hosting. She's funny as fuck, so um yeah, listen to episode six if you haven't yet. Follow her at the Simone two. UM. Also follow us on Instagram at Horrible Underscore Decisions. Y'all love our memes. We openly discussed with y'all. We interact with y'all. We want to know how horrible y'all are, UM, so follow

us on Instagram. You can also follow our personal pages. You can follow me at Full Court Pumps, and you can follow Wheezy at Wheezy w TF. Um, this has been yet another episode of Horrible. Oh oh, and we got Alex y'all. I guess, but I to mention you when you ain't fucking nobody. You don't want to do nothing.

You don't want to take birth control, you don't want to okay, y'all um, And if you can't send your titties or your pussy had to and you had enough dick, now you don't want pussy, You rather have the dicks that brilliant idiots. But so I've never been to a t L so of a nice lady wants to show me around out of because Mandy and Wheezy don't want to hang out with me. So I just said no.

I didn't say that. I just said I'm gonna have some niggas, and my niggas don't want me to bring this taking money out of here, I'm gonna be bar hopping. I absolutely said you could come with me, but we know that you know you want to maybe increase your five to a six. Okay, so then why are you asking? Okay, well, I would like to see Alex does all of our videos. Thank you guys. If y'all are patrons, y'all see that all of our were recorded. And I ain't gonna lie

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