Ep42: Most WHOREible Moments of 2017

the most feedback on. I guess probably the episodes that you send to your friends when you want them to listen to Horrible Decisions for the first time. I hope that some of you use this episode on a bad fucking day when you just want to laugh and laugh and laugh or yell at us through the fucking speaker.

So check this out. Our first episode that we're gonna be bringing back up is a clip from fourteen where I bring my best friend Viney on a black gay mail who sits in chats with us about everything under the son, But one particular story that nobody ever forgets is something he found out about a guy he met on Grinder after he was inside of him. Check this sh it out. I don't. I definitely drank um. Let's tell your favorite Grinder story, my favorite excuse me um?

So God is good. You know. I was on Grinder late night and you know that's that's it makes when you get a message. So this guy hit me up and he was like, hey, you should come over um and let's hang out. And I was like all right, fine, didn't even like think about it twice and then he sent me his location and it was at like a trailer park. Now this is when I say trailer park, this is Florida, so that this is an RV park.

So it's like people come from like Alaska or whatever, which is where this man still happened to be from, and they come to Florida in their r vs and like kick it in the warmth during the winter. So he was like, come over to the r V park. We'll like hang out in the pool first to see if we like each other. We'll have drinks by the pool, see if we like each other, and then after that whatever else can happen. And I was like, okay, cool,

So Joe over. He lived two eggs down just when kicked it in the pool, and then after a while, we were like, okay, this is about to go down, Like let's let's let's move somewhere else. We moved to like it's a it's a little small check like cabin outside of the RVY, all right, And so inside there's a bunk bed and the bunk bed like you can't really sit on somebody and like like sit up, like

I had to be like crouched down the essentially. Ok. And so I we were about to begin missionary and I had to I like hit my head a couple of times trying to like adjust the ship. Yeah, and so we started having sex. And by the way, I have a problem, Okay, I always give a dick. You give dick. You know what I'm saying, Always give grade a dick. Sometimes it makes motherfucker's go crazy, okay, And sometimes you should just give people be dick so that

they're satisfied. But you just or sometimes should just give him motherfucking sea dick just because you need to get your nut and then walk out. Oh my god, I just always give a dick just the first time, just the first time, and then after that every single time. No, no, this is this is a champion. Stop playing. So um. Literally, I am sucking this guy and mid stroke, okay, mid stroke, this guy's like, I have to tell you something, and

I'm like, okay, sure it tell me. He was like, you're mine, and I was like, um, you don't like when somebody's like call me down, cawn type your mind? I'm like yeah, like like right, yes, yes. So he's like your mine and I'm like, yeah, I'm yours. Yeah, He's like, but I have to tell you something. I was like what. He's like, I've been convicted of murder. And I was like wait, wait wait, Literally mid stroke and somebody's like I've been convicted of murder. I'm like, whoa.

The thing is though, think about this, like the middle of I am pumping, Okay, you tell me you've been convicted of murder. Now think about this? Right? Can I stop and run away? No? Because I'm scary, Because I'm scared. I'm still stroking, but I'm trying to figure out how the funk I'm gonna get out. Wait? Wait, why what made him tell you this? Because the a dick. That's why I proposed this whole story with the dick. Okay,

it made him confess that he committed vehicular manslaughter. He did his time, came out of jail, and I was the last I was the next person he fucked. Oh wait, it wasn't real murder. He ran this woman over and dragged her. Did not even know. I did not even know she was there until the next morning when he came out to go to his car. But how was he drunk? That had to be a doing. Yes he was. He was drunk, yes, But was it good? Was this sex good? Yeah? The sex was good? So whatever, I

I finished or whatever. And now I'm trying to escape because now I've noted so clarity, How I get the funk out? I go into the bathroom and like, I'm taking a shower. I made sure I'm butt ass naked, right, but I have my car key, I'm not even okay, I'm not gonna lie to you. There's no way you were that scared to be with a murderer if you decided to take a shower in his ship. Because the thing is, I didn't want to rush out of there. I didn't want to be like, okay, bye, sorry, I

gotta go. I literally was still playing cool. I was like, oh, it's no big deal, because he was still worried about it. He's like, are you judging me? I'm like, no, We're good. He dropped a pin and was like, bitch, I just dropped a pin. And I was like, guys, know how we do this in case of emergency emergency Like this motherfucker killed somebody before. I don't care it was a car, his hand. He killed somebody before. It's the funny thing.

I was judging you a lot at first moment, right any drug deals that they did, so you cannot compare the two. You can't, Yes, you can't. Anyway, I'm in the bathroom, okay, looking at this smalls window that is probably like you can't, probably like a foot wide, okay, and I'm trying. I have the shower on, but I'm not really in that bitch. I'm trying to see if I could somehow because like the keys in the cellphone, that's all I need. He could keep the rest of

the ship. I'm trying to get out, and then I hear the door jingle and I hopped in the shower. My mother was like, baby, I just came to shower with you. And I was like, fuck, so we showering, and he's like, why are your card you in here. I was like, oh, I just found out I would ask literally so literally like I had to find some like we like cuddle for a bit. And I was like, you know what, I just really like to sleep in my own bed. You didn't say that, and so he

was like, oh, yeah, I get it, that's cool. And I was just like, oh my god, that wait. So I didn't let him walk me to my car because I didn't want him to see what kind of car drove. I didn't want him to see the our license plate. I didn't want to see anything. So I literally was like, okay, this is good. Right here, I can do it. And I was like, go back, I got this and listen, I ran that car and got the fun out of there. You never sucked him again, right. He hit me up

on the text like last night was so great. I was like, oh yeah, block. This next clip is something that I'm must say. I'm pretty ashamed of Mandy and I. We discuss something very disgusting that we would do for money that's honestly not that much. Check it out from episode two. This is nasty. This is real nasty. I'm so mad because when she sent this to me all right. I didn't know this word was that hold on, go ahead and tough way it comes over and he's like, bitch,

you can't judge me. I said, I know it's gonna be bad because we talked about some nasty ships. He's holding his finger up like I want you to google something. Well, the fact that I think this is nasty. Guys, just brace yourself. No, this is this is this is too far fair. But I tried to. Now, I try to internalize every fetish and I try to figure out what it is that people like about it. And I think I'm explaining to you what it is. The word is blumpkin.

Blumpkins spell that for the c l U M p k I N. It is the delicately balanced art of getting your cocked sucked cock sucked while taking a ship. You've heard of that before, really heard of it? I've never heard of it. Now. Let me just say I'm disgusted because I just think out of my mouth. I know you wouldn't one do when it was you, like you would on your knees. He's like, hell, know, bitch,

let me tell you what I think it is. Certain people love to be so submissive that they try to think of anything like the most demeaning thing, the meaning thing. I'm thinking the dick sucking is like pleasuring someone while they're doing something that's just totally funked up. I don't get it. Wait, can I ask them? I have to ask a song like real quick. I know you told us you don't like me. The Oh my god, oh my god? What what I have to ask? Some question?

Can your your can your dick be hard while you take a ship? As a man? Like? So, was he sucking a soft dick? Or was he? He told me he was alread he said he was able to do it. Oh my god. If you both come, if you both come and ship at the same time, then yes, you die. If you don't believe me, try it and find someone who has by blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary. This is the best. What dude, So, let me ask you, is that's something that that you would do? Is? I

mean you're into being submissive? You take the collar around your neck, you like to be walkut. Bro, You you think I will tell somebody's dick when you're taking a ship, bro, Maybe as long as you they running, like if it's like maybe some solid dick, you think I'm about again? First of all, what toilet. Let's start with the toilet faster, because the toilet be dirtybe air around in ship? What a public toy? Like? What are we gonna be? Hotel? Like?

You deal with some pretty clean men, their toilets are not. I don't care who's been cleaning the house? Do you think about to get like, I'm not. I won't even I've never I don't even suck take on a toilet with the sea boat closed. I have a thing about being on my knees in the bathroom a freaking well. I totally did. I recently got I was. I had a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't I have. I think ship is too far. Um it's not a

thing for me, not at all. The only reason I said this show has made me consider urine is because I've tried to gain more of an open mind about like golden showers. Like when you had told your story, I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well, I just feel like I will never say it's just a little bit of ship. I just know that's one

thing I would never do. And it's so crazy because I've been to do buy three times, and of course there's this whole stigma of women going to do buy and apparently that's what they say, is that these sheikhs and the a Rabs like to shoot on their women, apparently, And it's just like that is one thing. How much money? First to ask you how what's the lowest you would take?

What you know you would take? I wanted to ask, Okay, so I'll tell you a sorry, really high, and you don't start high if you're sitting here right there, right now, real quick, cash on the table, cash on the table. See, this is gonna be hard because I'm trying to buy my parents apartment right now. I know a lot of things. Not so, how much money would it take for you to get shifted on? Just once? The number, I mean mine is kind of low too, So I just want

to guess what the number is. Can you guess what the number would be? How much money it would take for us to get for us to get shifted on? Yeah, one time, and we're not gonna talk about diarrhea. It's gonna be a solid, solid finishes, a coed super ship, not a comedy ship. Not I just had soul food ship. Just a regular ship like a morning ship. Okay, I'm

gonna you wait, there's different amount. Okay, just say the amount to be nasty this they can just say half a million lower than calculator because when you hold the same time, because I'm embarrassed, I feel like people called really don't judge me. This is the we get here? How did we get here? Wait? Wait, so the lowest wait? Hold on, I don't want to share myn this this ship already. If it's tax break, what was it? So the answers were fifty Honestly, I think I had to

add another five thousand. Okay, I'm gonna just say. You could just wash it right after to me like some of my man, there's a lot of things that I need in my life, A ton of things I need changed my life. Said, you know my credit card debt right now, Like if I had it, I'd like you shipped on me for fifteen you can shoot on me. Okay, you know what it sounds bold, but let me just say. Let me just say that to me. That's someone saying to you want to double your savings account, and all

you gotta do is get away. I'm going to take a shower like dude talking fear factor, fear factor, banyar factor. They don't even know if they're getting the prize, and in listen, I used to think looking as was like fair factory. And I'll tell you what I couldn't do for money. This is the truth. I couldn't eat ship though. Oh hell no, oh for no money. If you really a million dollars, don't think I could put it in neither. I'm not even know about you. Nah no? But why

am I really thinking about this too? I think what every well, I can't be bothered on what kind is it? A human or a dog? Ship? Because dollar hits are you know what? I don't. I feel like a few people have stopped listening, and I will think if you guys have ever watched a movie called Private Benjamin Goldie Haunt is in it, and then the movie it's her wedding night, She's sucking her husband, he's making noise and

suddenly stops because he had a heart attack. I thought this only existed in movies, but here we go from the episode with Many's mother storm. So anyways, um so again, I guess today's horrible decision is embarrassing ship, But in my mama's case. It's almost she caught a body. Almost. Oh,

we're friends. We're still friends. So explain what happened and kind of the embarrassing moment during So I knew the guy for a few months and then we went out to dinners and stuff like that and chilling, and you know, I got through different phases and it was like, I'm gonna try a guy that's a little older than me. How old was he he was? I was like, a few years? Are you dining younger guys? Don't really, I'm usually it's my age or younger. Okay, I don't she's older,

but I'm like, okay, I need somebody. It's a little more swar to god, I'm just like, what else? What else you have to say? Actually he's about six ft three he and he was built. However, he did have a heart condition and a penis pump. Son made needless to say I've never tried a penis pumps and said, well, let me see what this is about. So it's uh device that's implanted into the penis and it's almost like

a like we're pump. Yeah, the in the balls they have the little squeezer and you squeeze it and it pumps it up, and then when you want to release it, you just put squeezer and hold it down. So I'm sorry, I thought you were going to talk about like what strippers do, like that glass thing they put over there. No, this is like a true penis pump. It's like ja, it's internal, it's inside. The penis was really old. No, he wasn't really old. No, he had a heart condition

because I got a pacemaker, my mom. That's what I'm saying. I find out all this stuff, like, I have never heard of this penis, So I wanted you to google the penis. So I want you to see what a penis pump does because I want you to go. So it lasts the balls right, it's it's got the pumper in there. And then did you watch him do it or did you do it? I've seen it. I've didn't watch him. So anyway, so then we were we had entered into the intercourse and I'm like, okay, let me

try to first time for everything you can say. We started sucking. We entered into the well. He started on the floor in front of me and making me squirt. Okay, all of a sudden He kicks back and I'm like, what the fuck? And his pacemaker went off? What do you mean? It went on? It shocked him. He had a pacemaker the food latter, and it shocked him while

he was Oh my god, look who's clothing. Speaking of pacemakers, mom, we're on air with Mandy's mom and she's telling us about the man she fun that had a pacemaker that had our heart. It's act really a smile with the paramedics, all right, love me buy it shocked like three more times, and I'm like, what am I supposed to do because we're both buttass naked and he So one gets there and they're like, what's your I call him. They're like what's the address. I'm like, I don't fucking know. How

do I know the address? So I have to find a piece of mail and I'm like read the address off and they're like, what's his? Uh yeah, that's the full name right there there. You listen. I don't remember ship like that when I've just been shocked with a defibrillator in my pussy. I mean, okay, So I just keep going. So they show up all of a sudden, they're like, so, what were you doing prior to this, and I just looked and I was waiting on him to address him, put his shorts on and make him presentable.

And then when they got there, they gave him like a shot in the arm of like and uh whatever to stop the because his heart rate was like a hundred. So then they get ready to take him downstairs and he's get the get the weed. Yeah, He's like, take the weed and put it in the car. I'm like, dude, So then they put him in the ambulance. I fall, did you tell them what y'all were doing? I didn't say a ship. I said nothing. So when I said nothing,

you think he responded with like watching TV. And they both kind of looked at us, like all the whole group of them, because they literally had him hooked up to the machine like ready to shock him. They shocked him twice and it was terrible. It was terrible. So then we get to the hospital and he's a little narcissistic. So once he gets in there, not only have you almost died, now you want to start talking ship. So they give him a shot at don to shut him up.

It's like an anti psychotics. So then they give him not to shut him up because he's just like I want this, I'm shut the funk up, lucky or a lie asked right there in the house and not called. No boy, is it safe to say that your pussy is deadly? You got that? Not listen. I don't know how I would fill with like a hearted during sex. They must to say anytime after that, we like hung out because we stay friends. I mean that's kind of something,

you know, like every want to stay with them again. No, you said he made st No, no, but no we did lunches and drives. But no, that's what I let him do it. But they had to watch the TV and Being Mary Jane. You watch Being Mary Jane Garriel Union. Oh I love it. There's a guy that had a seizure right after sex, and that's scary. You know, the best show in the world is Sex Sent Me to

the e Er. Oh no, it's terrible. So there's so there's a show different like people with different fetishes and stuff too, like vampires and all these different they like freaking get their dick stuck in stuff and the females get there and they have to go almost like I could have been on that show. But it's a only good show, and I would have said. This next clip is from an episode that is my least favorite. It's called Pussy Is All You Get, featuring b K Chat.

B K chat is a YouTube channel that has a panel of men and women who come on and discuss issues whatever. Um. We saw a clip that we really liked online where a girl named Julissa beautiful Chica from the b X. I think I don't even know if she's from the Bronx, but she sounds like it. She basically says that she has to do nothing for her man. He will kiss her toes, kiss her feet. She don't have to cook for him, she don't have to do ship. He loves it either way because her pussy is magical.

And so yeah, we pretty much go in on her, according to y'all, a little too hard. And while I'm sorry for it, I've got to say my position hasn't changed. You listen, you'll be the judge this video because now

that we're talking about her boyfriend, I want to discuss. Sorry, this is not about cheating, but it could be about cheating, because I feel like this is a good reason for someone to cheat with your motherfucking mindset So we're gonna play this motherfucking video real quick, and I want you to listen because you ain't hurt a bit because you ain't do your research. No, she said she watched it this morning. Okay, walking to play it. So the infidelity

conversation some different. So listen, I'm gonna play it for you guys. I don't nothing for my boyfriends everything. I don't nothing nothing. I said that and I get what I want. That's he is pissed. Bro, this is great. Like I'm just say this. You're like, oh, it's my my magical pussy like Percy is special irish every other chick is walking around with. Did you already play this? Listen? I haven't come here for a second. Serious, come here.

I'm just motioning your boyfriend to come here. How longer did you do that? Um? That that video was like July? We recorded that. Okay, So you guys were together, yes when you watched it? How do you feel nothing about it? It didn't make you feel like ship when you watched it? Because I'm not here to do anything for me. What if he said that about you, I wouldn't care. What

did you realn't care that? He pretty much said I do nothing for my female I got this, I do that money, and I got well that wasn't wait hold on, So every that's that's the part. That's the video that's going like right, roll on Twitter. That's the only thing. But if you watched the whole entire show, I actually like it's talk about like other things that I do do for him. But it's just like I didn't like being asked the question of like housewife should like asked me,

like do I cook for him? Why do I have to cook for him? Why don't Why don't I ever get asked does my boyfriend cook for me? So? Wait, like ve been together almost see like probably another year, you will write someone's least gonna be up mann in nic live us rent. So this sounds like they're spilling rent for sure. I'm really curious, Like, so what do you like? Are you both working under five? We don't have a job, okay, so, like you both work forty

hours a week, so that's a lot of time. Are you ever gonna feel like if the house is dirty that you gotta blame her for that? We're gonna both be working. It depends on who has the time during the day. To actually come home or if we ever get to that point whe we've lived together, who actually had the time of day to um do the first? You know herus? Right? Sorry, It's like I worked from I worked from seven to six, two jobs and I go to school from. That's a lot. So you are

you in school and work too. I just graduated, so you do a lot more out of the house. So like, are you gonna feel like you have more responsible Well, the thing is, I'm not gonna lie right now, and makes sense. All he got time for the diving pussy. That's all she got. And at that time you get home, a good old Sam would be good at guy and cheese with some chips on the side. Yeah, but when we started our relationship, I've always said that, and I always tell guys that, like, I'm not I'm not about

to be your housewife. I'm not to be in the house like cooking for you while you' all here cheating. Like I see, My my mom was a house even scorned bro. My mom was the bank. Your boyfriend, we're gonna we're gonna try to get your girlfriend. No. Look, so my mom was with my stepfather for years. My mom done had the house nice and clean for him every single day to come home from work. What's your background,

by the way, you Dominican? So she had the house nice and clean friend where he came home, he didn't have to deal with the kids because they were already in bed, homework was done, the house was nice and clean, his food was nice and cooked. He didn't have to do ship. But come home, she didn't work or nothing. So I guess it was just like that, like, Okay, you're bringing the money, I'll do I'll do the housewife stuff. She did all of that, raised all his kids and

still got cheated on. So I just feel like, okay, you didn't we I mean, you have a new man, new relationship. We gotta stop harvording them old feelings, right, And so he's at work and in school, so like really holding it down because eventually, like we want you to not work. Though, do you feel like, whether it's because maybe you're not married or something like that, that you shouldn't have to hold those household duties down. I mean, especially when you're a man, is going to be that busy.

Let's say you do live together, but we're both that busy. Like I really just graduated college, like well and he or something like we're both that busy. I just feel like, unfortunately, and I'll sit here and say this because I feel like so many guys right now got bitch as tendencies.

And it's because so many emails aren't embracing the roles of women anymore either, and they out here I can like niggas and to me, I feel like as a woman yet and as a woman, there's certain things that we should do and our man should want us for. And I kind of wanted to ask you this, so but you're not on the mic anymore, but I wanted to know, like, besides pussy, what else are you offering that? What else can you bring as a female? What else? I mean besides the pussy? You want to say? Do

you do you want to say? I mean, I would like to know. I mean, I get it. It's a magical pussy because I'm real, like, right, you're cute, like bear tats? Why her? You know you? I'm sure you have a bunch of girls, So what made you want to wife her? Because we're single? No, but really, especially when after you hear you say all right, honestly, she was honest from the drump. From the minute that we started talking, she told me from the drump that you

were not cooking me. This girl then told me she was never gonna love me, she would never have sex to me, she would never be with me because of the already because at the background I had so But this is what I'm saying, Like, it's more. It's more like when she had the conversation, I didn't get upset about it because she does cook well. People were making a scene that she was like, I have to obligate her to make me. She's not obligated to make me a meal. My mother. My mother raised me to never

depend on the female. So I work harder than I make the money that could buy my own food if I want to make something, and I know how to cook, so I can cook for her as well. It's equality. We can do things for each other. Okay, It's it's more so honestly, like she's from the drump, Like from the minute we got together, she was honestly like, I'm not gonna cook. I don't cook, I don't know how to cook. I'm like holding something back that I don't

want known. Cute, they're very cute. No, no, but The thing is I think I hate I hate being asked what do I have to bring to the table? And I feel like a man is never ilutely agree with you, especially as a self proplaining feminist. But I also know that with longevity, right, Like I've just seen relationships over and over time after time. Think about when you have a guy that wants to cheat on their girlfriend. What's

the first thing they say, she doesn't do this. But if we go by that, that's bullshit because I can give him. I can give a guy the world and he was still time to cheat. You said that about men when I've cheated. He's not making me feel wanted. He's not doing these things or whatever. He's like, you can, you can do all of that, and they will still cheat,

Like they're still gonna cheat that and that's what he is. Like, I don't think I'm like in my I don't start the relationship thinking if I cook this, nick is still my I'm no, No, I just don't. That's just it's not like I don't like to do it for a man. I just I don't like to cook, Like even before I got to relationship with him. My thing is I want to be so rich, I can hire a chef one day. Like that's never been my mentality, like come home,

Like I don't know. Is there anything but about taking care of whether it be laundry or like something like that you like doing for him or do you really have it's like mentality like I'm not doing ship. You're grown as man. Some women do, which is what it seems like you are. But is there anything you do? For example, I stay to do there's a lot of money. So when he I know he takes care of ship, and I'd like to clean his house. I do. Sometimes he'll come back and I liked him to know his

house was clean. Whatever. That's something that I like to do. It makes me feel good. It's not because I feel like I have to. He doesn't ask me. I like to make the better like the foldest clothes if they were in the corner or whatever, clean things up like I like him knowing that I can do that. Now. I've done things like that for him. But there are there any things that you enjoy doing or do you feel bitter about it? Because he sounds now it sounds

sounds like you don't like doing these things. I mean, I'm not just enjoy him like I enjoy being with my man. I don't know like relationship. I want to know this because we do have another guy in the building. Would you date a female with that approach? And why? Because I'm not playing that, how do you I'm twenty nine years I'm huh different because now I feel like we gotta play ball. Man, relationship is all about playing

ball in the house, gotta get clean somehow somewhere. But he has like if we're gonna hire somebody to do that because we're both busy, then we're playing ball. That's that's the agreement we're gonna I got to make sure that my girl knows how to handle these things, so that way that could be passing on to my daughter or you know what I'm taking she can't clean the house. Yeah, I've cleaned. I've cleaned his house. Like there's been times I'm gonna go play basketball, I'm just chilling his house.

And I have cleaned his home before. And there's been times where I'm home and he's in my house and I wake up and he has breakfast ready for me. I just don't people are making it seem like I have like these are things that I have to do, like, I just don't think I have. Do you think there's anything for you in your relationship when you're looking for women if they do have to do? Not have to excuse me, don't take that word back like the pressure like so I know there's right, right, do you need?

I just feel like apart from their emotional things because listen, man, it's like it's a million and ones like on that tape. That's just like a billion pussy's on the planet, all right, So so so being there is a lot and the fact that women mature and get older a lot faster.

My whole thing is you don't want a younger female coming in the game with a little bit of like you know, juice and knows how to do these extra things and that you know what I'm sayingstract the nigger and you know what I'm saying, he and he looks at it like, oh ship, my girl, don't do that, My girl, don't do that. So it's easier for speak speaking, for you to choose to do those things. And those the reason I know my nigga needs to wake up and comment like a little hell on my Instagram. They're

just like the other ones. Well, you need to be thirsty for not only I wanted to bring a question to you because I'm thinking of myself while y'all answering this, what do you expect from him? Before you answer that, I'll give you where this question comes from. To me, my man, I want to be. I feel like a man's job is to provide. So I'm not splitting bills. Sorry, bro, that's not me. We've discussed, we've we've had this discussion. So as a man and his job to be as

a provider, I didn't grow up with that. I grew up in a single parent household as well, which is why since then every niggau has been rich. Because I'm not dealing with no broadcasting. And so I feel like, as a man, who I'm expecting to provide, to pay the bills, to take care of the house, that's right. As a female, I feel like, yeah, I'm gonna suck you. I'm gonna do all this. You're not gonna make me

suck you. Fuck you clean the house, wash the dishes, do all this and then expect me to split the rent. So to me, because but so to me, I feel like if I'm expecting that from him, like listen. I feel like you need to be the provider and you need to take care of the household. The least I can do, not feeling an obligation, but the least I can do is make the house clean, make sure that the dishes washed, the lunch. I am so proud of your daughter. Let me tell you, because you really ain't ship.

I an't really mind. You don't talk like this privately with me. Well, you don't talk privately no more. I've never heard you say that. Me and Crystal talk about it. We we debate this so much. Almost heard you talk more like her. No, I'm serious. I've heard you say like, he's gonna do this, this this for me, I've never heard. Well, that's why I ain't having sex, because I'm in the where I'm not dealing with the boys because they look good, no more. I'm looking for a man, and this is

as what I'm looking for in a man. It's him to be a provider. And because he's a provider, I know that I can clean house. I know that, and I know that I should do that because I want to God to provide, which is why I'm asking you, what do you want from him? What are you expecting from him as a man. I just want him to always be honest with me. This is what I don't think. No, but I've never I've never heard you're just enjoying Episode ten,

What a fucking great one. We had an anonymous couple come on the mail was bisexual, and so was the female. We kind of wanted to interview them about how they work it out, what kind of sex they have, do they swap, do they swing? Things like that, and the girlfriend ended up saying some fucking ship that blew our minds in the middle of this episode. Listen up to episode ten by Love, featuring a by couple of girls.

So when you like, you guys reconnected and then okay, so now I'm like still super interested in They're like, okay, so in the conversation your sexuality and your sexuality, like did you know already from rumors in the streets? Okay, and why is it that you didn't give a ship? Why is it yeah for you to be I'm just

super cures in this. Yeah, we are the only many people I think that we know right that we're the only people that out of all of my friends, they're all like, bitch, He'll let you do what he may do what what? And so they're super against any guy even doing the strap on dealing with men. What made you okay with the fact that you knew he had dealt with men before? So, if I'm being honest, I don't know that I necessarily was okay. Okay, that is honest. Yeah.

So the year prior to that, I got divorced, and it was because I found out that my husband was sleeping with a guy. Oh shit, Oh I've ever said that actually publicly, So just in context. I think that over the course of a year and some serious therapy, Um, I figured out that it was not an issue of I was worried about secret. Yeah, it was the secret. It was the secret. Absolutely. I'm openly bisexual. I had girlfriends when I was in the military. Like, that's not

a big issue for me. So I understood the fluidity of it. It was the fact that it was a secret. Be it be when I ask you about it, Like, what you need to answer is I like dudes, And if you can't say that, like if you say it was a mistake, it wasn't. When I feel and then I find out that there's actually more to that it's the issue. Are you comfortable with who you are? And if you're that sex confidence is sexy is Let me just say, women say to me all the time that

they don't want to see their man is weak. And you're sitting here with this huge guy, like the masculine right, like he's super masculine. That confidence has so much more weight than anything. So just to say, like just knowing a man was hiding himself, that's what makes it so sexy and absolutely like I'm I'm super against And I say this often because anytime I'm on the phone with anyone or work, I'm trying to get to know someone and the first time they sit here and we had

this conversation before. There's times that I'll talk to guys and they'll admit to me the things they've done with men. And my very first question is do the women you do, the other women you talk to know know this about you? And they're like, nah, man, I ain't telling nobody this. I'm not comfortable And it's just like that to me, that download lifestyle and not being comfortable with your sexuality not only that enough to respect who you're having sex with.

Let them make the decision if they want to sleep with someone who's dealing with men and women. But if someone is not secure in themselves, like you're not relationship material period. That's heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual. If you're not secure in who you are as a man or as a woman, the relationship is going to be nothing but problem. And so this wasn't something where he had to come out to you. You knew before you got into a relationship

with him. That keeps possibly you know, went both ways. I don't live a secret life, you know, Like like I said, I don't, I don't my mom. My mom was the first person I told you know, Like so when you when your mom knows and your friends know. I made a spreadsheet. I made a spreadsheet primary secondary people the conversation with because I only and it was

I kissed somebody at thirty. I came out because I rather deal with being really because I know people there's so I would rather deal with being perceived as gay, right then deal with lying to the people that I care about and playing to love. And so what's important and my only real advice to women, um is don't connect someone's sexuality to their character and integrity. Because Carmelo Anthony straight right, and that strip is pregnant, you know what I mean. So you can you can have your

super educated doctor who's banging his secretary. So it's like, being heterosexual doesn't mean that you have a man who's honest, a man that'll be true to you. You know that's but that's real. And so just because a guy has is bisexual and has an attraction to men doesn't mean that I'm a liar, doesn't mean that I'm a cheater. I'm as honest a person as you will ever meet. And I would rather deal with any consequences of being honest than to say I love you, but I'm lying

to you, right, And this is my question. I actually have a question to you about this because you being so open with it, and I'm not sure what your dealings are now, but I've had friends asked me, do you ever so women get jealous of other women with him? Is it jealousy with men and women? Is it something to where you feel like, damn, not only might this nigga cheat on me with a girl but also a guy. Is Is it something that you that crosses your mind

that it could be anybody? Essentially, So essentially I'm in a very unique position because I'm dating him. Like I legitimately can tell you from bottom my heart, I have no doubt at any point in time that he would ever do anything to her Like do I get jealous sometimes, absolutely, but it's not from place of fear, and it's because you trust him. You have that I don't have. Like there. I have told him on several occasions when I'm out of town and we can't see each other that it's

okay for him to do things. It's fine, I'm cool with that, and he's just like, no, this is the thing that I totally feel you because I'm there right now, She's there right. I feel like I don't know where I stand with this guy, but I feel like he three months apart for free right, don't think. I think when you are when you know someone is emotionally connected to you like well, And this is the thing to the fact that both of you, even you seeming a lot less open than he is as far as just

your personality. I feel like the fact that your communication seems completely open and you know that at the end of the day, what you didn't have with your last husband was when you asked him a question you didn't know if he was telling you the truth, and it's with him, you know that. Listen, if I ask you, I'm going to know the truth. And I feel like that's the biggest issue with having relationships is that you always want to feel like you're finding dirt because you

feel like who you're with you can't trust. And when that trust is there, regardless of their sexuality, what it is, it's literally just focused on that. Yeah, she's over here trying to get sound bites and if you're on yeah, I know, and I know you guys hear us talk about funny ship and all the time, and this is

still I'm still with the ship. I mean, I hope you guys are not, you know, still laughing kind of sort no, but I definitely want I just just to dig into this conversation to the mind, like I have so many couples that they put on that front for you.

You know, Ony's Instagram and then and loves Me. We fight constantly, but you know, because I address every issue that I have, immunication, communication, and you seem like, I mean, it just seems comfortable and this I'm working, I'm being a better person and I have a question to this um and this again goes from personal but real quick because it's funny. I tell people all the time when I meet them, I am not a nice person. I am not I am mean, I will hurt your feelings,

but but I am a good person. Like I am someone you can kill if you if you were my friend. My friend was in um back home. She missed the flight to Jamaica to start her vacation, and she's in my city. I was like her mom. She calls her mom crying and she's and her mom goes, so, David's gonna come get you because she knows I'm gonna come get her. I'm gonna make sure that she's gonna have a great day. Her and her friend who I just met that day at my place, we're swimming. I took

him to dinner, to lunch. We cooked them dinner. Um, we started their vacation. Because I'm a good person. She's nice, like she's genuinely cares about other human beings. And I don't even think about that. She thought. I was like, it's gonna get caught. We gonna go out of him, Like I guess she's going for the ethnic look today. So I'm not gonna tell her this to put a fly iron, I just wanted to get some of the birds that were nesting in the hair, like I just today.

But you know what I also like about that, though, is that I feel like Wee knows she's attractive, she knows the confidence right, she doesn't feel like she has to look perfect all the time or not. But I feel like someone don't just get anybody wants somebody. I feel that I have makeup on or not. Maybe less cat calls, maybe right if I have something to can't be here on. But whoever was going to really talk

to me in that ball? Absolutely? You know, I feel like, well, well, and we go all the time and I'm much bigger, like I'm a thick bitch, and I tell her all the time. I still pull mad niggas I will about these little flim bitches. Because here's the question. Man, the guys lost twenty pounds, are you the same dude? I'm talking the same dude. So I'm not gonna lie, do

you want to lose twenty pounds? But no, I mean I say this all the time because I'll have other girls come at me, like other Instagram models like and they'd be like, bitch, if y'all only knew I bag the same niggas that y'all do the same blue check mark ass niggas, y'all be trying to get be all of my motherfucker damn sup And I got what's the body count on the blue checkmarks? Listen, I ain't even

gonna maybe get a blue checks interviewing? What wait? Twitter started in oh nine, We're not going to do that math No, but and and that's the thing like that we say all the time. And when I'm going for you, for you, who's for you? Who's for you? Who's for me? Who's for me? And when we go out, when I go out with any of my friends, even if we all see the same guy, would be like, bitch, well

let's see who he talked to. And it's literally like there's no competition because we all pull different types of men, we all are open to different types of things. She's more into domb ship. I'm no, I'm in the domb ship. She's like sub My other homegirl is super prude. She's fucking I think she's head on an episode the one that we just had on the oh yeah, well, even Crystal Crystal just got her first good dick nine. So

I'm like, isn't sad? So sad? So like we say this all the time, but yeah, so um, I was gonna ask the questions that happen like you have every will have. These people are gonna be like, why the fun didn't you ask him this? Okay, so yeah you said just now that you said he could do things? What are you thinking in your mind? Do you think you can do things when when you guys are not together and you let him know that, hey, you can do your own thing. What is going on in your mind?

What do you think he's doing. I don't think he's doing anything. I at one point was encouraging it. Apparently it's a bad idea to do that. So because like I said, I travel a lot, and as a woman, I think that sometimes I need sometimes can be different, or at least I know for us sometimes my needs a different. And I'm just like, what I want to go to bed? Right? I'm knowing the sex drive? Right? Do you want to feel like you need to accommodate

his part of his sexuality is bi sexual? Side? Like on no, no, oh, so you're not so are you another advice to women, right, if you're going to date a bisexual man and you want it to be monogamous, don't date to bottom. Don't date a guy who intrinsically needs dick in his life. If that if that's something, but if that's something he needs, that's something that's right. It forces the only top and bottom. By the way, for you guys who don't know, I feel like we

all should. But picture and Catcher, it's it's simple. But the guys that I've dated have all been rock bottoms, like people who have no interest in poking anybody with anything. And um. And it's not to say I've never experimented, because of course you experiment, and sometimes if you if you're not right, But it's the bottom line is I don't have a need for it. So if what our issue sexually is that we're not in the same city all the time, and so if I could sleep with

her every single night, there would be no need for anything. Ever, the frustration that I have is not that I miss being with a guy because I'm in love with her. Um And when you start making love with somebody, what is like but but like, yeah, like going to like hooking up with someone. When you're making love to someone, it's like it's it's pales in comparison, and it's just stupid, and that those let's say those we weren't talking like I was around the world acting that god dang fool

you know um. But as soon as we reconnected, and I swear, so this is funny, I stole a kiss just because she had started dating someone else, and she's like, I'm being super honest with him. So I wanted her to have to tell him that we made out right, and that was it was just me being petty. I was being petty, right, and then I kissed her and the world stopped. Like it was like everything I've done in the last couple of months. I didn't want it anymore. To get back online. I don't know if I met

my matches right. He wasn't talking to me about me like that Russian I know, the world stop. I don't think that came out. I message might have stop, but it was not this. What was Yeah, Okay, So it seems because as sexuality is open, I think just like she asked a question of Peggy, because we just assumed, right, So I assumed that you're relationship is more open. Do

you ever want to bring other people into it? You talk about it in question and if you do, not to our capacity, Like, first of all, have you guys had okay? And if you guys do have a three both like them? Ask the girl you both like women, you both like men? Would it be open as far as the gender? I feel like that's something we just haven't discussed. You guys have okay as a guy? Right?

Every time she looks at a girl, I get hopeful, right, right, So we had this conversation because we're crashing at your place, right, we're crashing at these place while while we're here in New York City, and I and at some point I was just on the excited. I'm so excited about meeting her because I've always like and I just felt like friends side of mine and so um, and I wanted to go to Cuba really bad, but I couldn't go

because they don't know you. So so I was just expressing her how excited I was glad to cancel a non cancelable hotel, like I got a doctor's know from the friends. It's not my mom was sick, and so she at one point goes it seems like, you're more excited to meet her than me, And I'm just like, wait, what.

By the way, I have another bedroom in my apartment, which is why they when they came to New York they stayed with me, because I know they're like, what's all She's like, She's like, I just feel like you really wanted through something to happen this weekend, And I

was like, wait, I didn't say any of that. I just like, like a day later, he's like, so this is like, I'm like, I just don't remember who this is because she mentioned I'm like, I mean, I wish if you if you didn't showed me that the one when you said when you told lover boy, this is your pussy and then you were like, why did I do that? Your girlfriend her talking about loving Here's the thing.

When he reminded me who this was, I was like, well, I wish you just said it was her about the fact that you wanted to secure and so so as a guy, and I feel like you can relate to this, like as if the opportunity, if the opper opportunity ever existed for you to sleep in the apartment that both of these women were saying it right you would have some hopes and dreams about the future of what could happen right, and then the reality is she was making it like you want to have, like you be happy

even if I wasn't there, and I'm like, no, that's not it. I want y'all hold on, let me finish. I was a little this is good because I thought she was average, and then you showed me a picture. So I'm sitting there going no, I want you to to be attracted to each other. Whatever I would need to do right, if I needed out a hand or an appage, or if I need to just sit in the white and just masturbated. This is the greatest moment of so happy to be watching this live, like I'm

fine with anything. This is not about me going behind your back to meet her. I just would if the first time I ever saw her touch another woman, it would be awesome. Episode thirty two, Marks Black from Loving Hip Hop comes on and the interview was really supposed to be about him and his group Detales, but somehow ended up coming back to me and figuring out what's wrong with me because I'm submissive in the bed and doing it with white men? Is engaging in this slave

mentality all over again. What a fucking asshole. Listen to this ship and see why I was pissed accidentally a lot of time. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you, Like I have a lot of crazy. You know that, I have a lot of disrespectful sex, a lot of dominating sex. And I am all about trust. And if I feel like somebody playing me, that's what she said. She's getting. Yeah, she has a collar. All of that ship that we consider that vanilla. I mean, so the stuff I said not even I mean they say that

dominating people in their you know, you work lives. So you you like Wesley Pipes, Tim on your neck, Pipes Tim, she doesn't watch black pup. It's not don't want a black wom but like Wesley Pipes if you if you like porn, dude, like, yeah, he's not. She doesn't. But I'm just saying, like she's she's like I really kind of girls. Point, guys, I wish I want to tell you a woman to me, I was dating a black men. The last black men was married and played me out, and so I had to go to white boys. I

want to let it. I want to, I want to I want to let out of a known fact within our crew. He only likes black women, but what's crazily attracted to black women? And no, no, no, I'm stating this out there for the world to hear, Like I had a lot of rappers don't like black women and stuff like that. His thing is he only I actually look at him out I'm like, she's pretty. He looks.

He literally doesn't agree. I'm like, you know what, that makes me feel good to hear, because there's so many times where I hate feeling and secure about my hair or niggas calling me ghetto or being like, oh, you're gonna do this, this is and that. But I want to be clear off. Okay, Um, everybody has a preference. Okay, so my preference as a black woman that that that that's not to say that chill out let me. I'm going to it. There's I find other I find I

find other females attractive. I've seen, like you know, how he clowns back and back in her day that you know. I feel like, I feel like there's a tract of females from every race. But I'm like, you gotta be if you're gonna be a white girl, you gotta be ice cold, you gotta be on some other ship with a mean talk game, and we gotta be able to relate, gotta be wild. But I love I love black girl.

So so if I if I knew that you only date females and and white guys, chances chances I wouldn't have came down to the show, or I'd have just thought to you can't tell you what, it's just, it's just time. Um. Ever since Trump got elected, I keep finding my way back because I really I'm having a hard time having a talk. I have to sit Nigs down, tell him who Emmett's Hill is. Haven't watched and I'm exhausted, and I missed talking about white people with black You know,

it's hard. Do you know how difficult it is. I'd be like, have disrespectful sex with white guys, super disrespectful, like a telling thing. I feel like, no, no, no, no no, no no no, that's a good d I've been getting fucked well, but I have great sex. Um. It's just that with black men, I've noticed they don't have a lot of experience doing being dumbs because a lot of black women don't enjoy being submissive. So it's kind of hard because the experien it's a little more difficult. He's

looking at our cover. What explains this banana's? Well, banana's that's when I got the face one like that. But no, no, no, it's just it's the illess curve on a banana that it could have it like a look curve. A goddamn I'm not try Berry curve. I look like Gyves. Um, enough about me with my interview, right, So, so basically what your week every week is your every every show with your interviews. We trust me, they've had enough of my pussy and my choking, spanking sex a ventures and

we haven't heard that. We Well, y'all need motherucking listen to the show. Then that's what y'all talking about us watching showing hip hop. You guys, listen to a couple of episodes and we'll let you guys know the best ones to start out. I'm not listening to this show, but now you bet y'all he's so salty right now. You don't you know like interracial dating? You know it's crazy as a No, and no, that's not true. I'm asking No, I'm fine with he's not a fan of

inspirational dating. That's not well, no, I'm not a fan of it, but I'm not against it by any mean. I want to be clear about that. I'm not against I'm not against any black. He's not anti white, though I'm not. We're by racial so I think we can go either. First of all, there's not a there's not a you'd be hard press an African American that's not mixed with something. Okay, but I don't have a problem

with somebody dating somebody else. But when your preference is somebody else other than ourselves, and I don't I don't tell you my preference was white man, I've been dating a way, it'll be hard press for me to know that. Like if I started dealing with you and I know how you like it in bed, and I was doing that things with you, and to hear stories of like we you with your white boyfriend doing this? All right, let's scale that back. I make my own decisions. I

want to let treating. I'm not gonna matter what color they are. Now I'm talking, yeah, Okay. I think it's really unfair to say that if black women want to have rough sex, they can't let white men do it. I'm not saying you can't all the power. Men don't do things to me that I don't want them do, and that's and that's just something I just want to teach a little bit of maybe even our listeners about b DS. I'm not gonna take my compliments back from

she's pretty. I'm extreme. Women that choose submissive sex aren't choosing to give up their power. You only do what I ask you to do. My rules are stated before and after sex. I bring out all the whips, chains, toys that I want. Men are not just inflicting pain on me because they felt like today I told you I wanted to be here with a belt or slap. It's bad imagery in your head to remember slavery and just getting you picks. But that's the thing. You know, a lot of our kinks are going to be gross,

Like I can't. I can't always reflect everything back to that. Don't get me wrong, Listen, y'all might not know be but I'm the least bit out here to not be fighting for us. But the things that I choose to do and don't reflect on personally and what I want to black women, I agree. I just said if I was dealing with you personally, with doing things to you.

I had to have a flashback. I had. You gotta realize it's black queens to him, like he's like that queen, my black queen's And you know what, this happens to us all the time, spit on and beat my white guy. You know what this us every day? People judge what we do every day. No what you're getting spin on. I like, listen. I choose to come here on this platform and say what I do because I'm confident what I do and I like it do. If me and you have sex tonight, you wouldn't be spitting on me.

I put my trust in the people that I choose to do this with. Women have the choice for this, and that's why I do this podcast and decide to But just to cleared up, we're not judging you on what you're doing. Really, you just said I didn't. You don't know what judgment is. Then if you say, if I was dealing with you and I found out you was doing this, I feel some type of way look

at something taking out the wrong way. I said nothing in my mind right, But that's like you're not speaking when you like somebody I'm definitely certain things like and I feel I feel, I feel like that's the biggest bowl of nonsense. That like, first of all, when a human walks into a room and see somebody, when we hear something, we judge. Everybody judges like everybody if I when I walked in aroong. Okay, that's what when I when y'all say every time y'all say something, it triggers

a reaction in my mind. While I'm thinking why, I come to a conclusion that's what we do. You know, this is a great conversation. I don't know we have to go, but it's just it's exactly what I mean when I say that I have first states that I don't disclose my podcast, I don't my personal life because then it takes it from wow, you're this girl who does this and you're an executive and you do what

you were at tech to like, oh you're talking about dick. Yeah, and so that's what gets you know, and you still should keep your job and do every And I'm not I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that, look at your demeanor. Even that's what happens everybody when they hear these things, Well, um, we are going to have to this episode soon, so I'm working on it. You're working on getting better. I don't want to judgment free Zone. We have no problems and quirks are doing at all. Bro.

When I'll tell y'all, this is one of the most classic stories man He's ever told. This story lasted the first twenty minutes of the goddamn episode because it took time for us to research this bitch's instagram go through d m oh my god, best story man he's ever told, in my opinion, except for when she pissed on that seven guy. Anyway, check this clip out from episode A J nothing but a number. I'm really fucking excited. I got your day, just like that girl's instagram. You know

we always bleeped it out. I'm because she's sucking trash. Wait, I gotta find her name. Oh, I can't wait to tag this fucking nineteen year old, fucking dumb Oh my god, I can't fucking wait. Okay, guys, So for all of you guys who have been listening, I'm single as fuck, and I just went through a drought where I didn't have niggas. I now have too many niggs in my line. But I went through a drought where I didn't really have anyone on my phone. So I had been swipe swipe,

swiping my thumbs strong as fuck. I have been swiping on um tender um to go on dates. Why not bumble, Well it's too complicated. Give you like twenty four hours to respond. I don't be like and look thirsty. I wanted it. I can't do bumble. I swipe when i'm fucked up and maybe I'm not missing something. Oh here she goes. Um. Anyways, so I was swiping. I'll tell you guys the story, um real briefly. So I swiped

with this guy. He was super super super super cute. Okay, Um, he's very handsome, about six six, light skin by racial um paperback. No, he actually was a paper bag. He was like really light skinned. He looks, you know, he looks look kind of Chico like he's black, German and Cuban. Um, my boy, you really called him out. I don't know anyway, he hasn't nobody man. He's like, hey, no blue chet, no blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went

on a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched, we were talking and literally the next day, he was like, hey, let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship, so I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take much. So he came and picked me up. He lives in like New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars. So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old, Um,

but whatever. So he came and picked me up. And he graduated, yeah from he graduated from high school. Yeah, but he is in college and he's about to enter law school. Um. And so he came and pick me up. We ended up going to a really nice like sushi Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like we sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean, he's about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean.

So he's into that bitch, right. I was like, and I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white than black, because I think he was here for Trump and no girl, he was he. I was like I got up, I got out of the Dad dude was like I would have voted for him. I was like, oh, he's definitely. But I'm also someone who I accept people to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here and it is not you know, I'm hearing him out, So that's okay. Mexicans, do you think it's okay for

someone to have yous like that? You want to fun somebody that has views like that. I'm not gonna go him on you this episode. I'm going to tell you why it's fucking trash at the end of the day. Do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash that I want to stick a dildo? Wan? Another nigga's asked, awesome ship. First of all, that's a fetish. You're telling me it doesn't about black people. How much better can you do? Oh well, I mean, how much worse can

it get for you? Get the funk out of here. Get when people fucking sign off on that this fucking dude climate deal pictured one thousand percent. Sure what he's done since he's been in the office and what he said. However, you still have people with different political views. He comes from a background in which he was mostly raised. He was raising. He was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting here and it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote.

He wasn't. He was. He was just very strong about his fly and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways, Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to this nice Japanese but talk. Somebody voted for Trump. Then you did, white boys, it's off of your list. He didn't vote for You've done it. You've done it. He might allied to you to get the pussy. I think his family did, but he didn't. But anyways, so we're sitting here in the car. Anyways, we go to the

to the restaurant. It was really good, really fucking good, like Habachi. And he asked like we're starting to talk, and he's like, I want to go to a cigar bar. Mind you. He's twenty two years old, and I'm like, you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay, mind you. I got my little old head, My little old nick would be with the old head, do you I think he's seven? He's well, it's old for me. And so

he put me onto cigars. So I like, know which ones I have to smoke in the size, I know how to smoke it, I know how to clip it. The nick who paid my rent. Oh, but he's not even old head as daddy. But um. Anyways, so we went to the cigar bar. It was nice, like he knew the people I know, um, And so we went to the cigar bar. It was really nice. You know, it's an all white neighborhood. He has all white friends, so he knows. The guy at the front hooks all

of them. I didn't meet, and she acted like that right. So after we leave this cigar bar, his friend owns another cigar bar. So we go to this other cigar bar. Bitch, they bring out the bud wisers and ship like, I'm legit seriously, And so we're sitting here a wolf Walsher is playing. Then we started talking politics like it's literally I'm like, am I no, seriously, I was in your show? Or man Tuck, I can't, I can't. I forgot the name and started and started with m um. Anyways, So

this is where the date takes a landslide. Guys like, so I'm sitting there, we're all talking. Next thing, I know this little Chico bitch. Don't give that if he y'all don't come for me. This little Chico bitch. She walking with her little pink um workout pants with a fucking crop top tank top with her hair down looking crop drop top. So she walk in. Mind you, at this point, I don't know who she is. Me and him have had the conversation about our exes, are our history,

what it is. He's been single for a month and a half. So this girl wants me to win. This girl walks in and she looks at everyone. Mind you, were with his best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody. So she walks in and it's just looking at the dude I want to date with, and I'm just like, I don't know who the fun this is. So she

goes she says, hi, did everybody? Hi? Tim, Hi, Joe, Hi, Bobby says hi to all you know, all the guys, Taylor, Hi Tailor high Hunter says hi to literally the other five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the best friend and who is this? Pointing at men up man hold on me though, so so he's like, oh, that's Mandy. So she got to stick out her hand mont you. At this point, I don't know what's going on, so I stick out my hand because bitch, I don't know who she is, okay whatever, So I stick out

her hand like what's up next? Thing I know, she's looking at the nigga I'm on a date with, and she's like, let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch. I don't think I ever opened my uber app, so, motherfucking fat, I don't know you need I was like seven minutes, wait, where the hell is that bitch? Bitch? I ain't even gonna hold you. The only reason why I held out while it was outside that bitch that uber I was. I was like, my pride, ain't that Let me see what's going on before. I don't know

about Its supposed to be a free lunch. I can't turn this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this just doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you. Before he go outside, he mind you, bitch. I don't give a fun bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch, he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me. He

had the best friend join him. When I tell you, it took all of seventh seconds Bobby was convincing him that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the funk over to me and was like, I just want you to know they are not together. Is that because you've known his fucking story, bitch, because it's didn't tell me that his friends were wife before and yeah, I just did this problem. I just want you to know. It was this very matter of fact, I voted the

best the best friend's girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you, they're all fucking leather recliners. She leans over to me and she was like, I just want you to know they are not together anymore, and we don't like her. It's like, I'm pretty bit it was they were here for her as okay, mind you come to find out they broke up because she got gang banged by a friend, and may I swear to god, so mind you, the whole time I knew of why they broke up, So

I'm like, oh, so that's the whole game gang bang. Like, so that's why they broke up while they were in a relationship. I guess she decided to not only fun a friend, but a friend and his friends so got gang bang. I thought you it was when we were broken up that night. It wasn't a be fucking bial and you always got to say something. But I don't know what the fuck is your proper name, Sha, So this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk. I

did not know what the hell was that. Oh no, I've been drinking he so, um, yeah, bitch, So that's what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still sucking him that night. But I mean, what you know what though, I'm not gonna like the date went so well, she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you, the friends was cape, which we spent the friends was caping, like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to run him over. Like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy, Um,

Puerto Rico bitch, all my Spanish friends crazy. But it's I mean, it was just like one of my Spanish friends pissed on a dude's car and put like ham all over the top of the hood because the sun spots. So when he peeled off the ham, that called like the paint worth the pain came off. Tell me they be I wasn't here for you always need one on the team. It was just definitely one of those where it kind of like put Balt into such a great

day because he was actually such a great date. Needless to say, I go to work the motherfucker next day and guess who slides in my motherfucking d and motherfuckingita. Okay, I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step That is when the show and I'm so happy because normally y'all know, we believe shit, but she was just so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit, so y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and read him

right right now? Let me tell y'all what follow her? Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what this whole hop to my MS asking So I screenshot that ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to hop my d m S and ask who paid for the day? That was her question to me, and my motherfucking was did you or Houston paid for the day? She's fucking trash, super trash. Who the funk as that? So you know what? Nineteen year old wasn't even going to be petty or that didn't get paid to get

fun by eight niggas. What happened? Oh my ship came out? Damn we didn't told all the Jews. It's okay. We can still hear you. Can't you hear me? Yeah? Oh I just can't hear myself. Okay, I guess I don't have to hear myself. I'll go on. Manby had a malfunction, you see that that was about the about me. No, let me tell y'all. She coming through, Let me do shop, let me, let me, let me, let me finish, Let

me finish, you let me finish. So she stepped in my motherfucking I was talking about who paid for the day. I wasn't gonna respond because for any of the female followers listening, I think it's super fucking messy to respond to the other big You ain't even the bitch because bitch, he's single. Why you ask me questions about your nigga that ain't your nigga? So is this single in his bio? Single is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not

being chose. So my response to her was, do I look like a bitch who would pay for a day. Did you know that my high five get the fun? Didn't know? That? Was my motherfucker response. He was out here getting that eight dollars togar and putting it on yo, goddamn chase girl. I was just like, mind you, I will tell you, guys a one sauce that I fund with married niggas and why is they't even approached me about no ship? What was that I said? I funk with married niggas and nay wives don't even hit me.

So the last thing I need is a single niggas eggs bitch hitting my goddamn lie, you heard you see this while you can't fun niggas. Okay. So then we talked about this, mind you. This is the topic for today's episode because Wheezy convinced that this would not have happened had he been older, which is nineteen year old. She's nineteen? Are you kidding me? Are you? We had this conversation a fox, some nineteen year old better have a wife, and he's sucking. He's twenty two. He's gonna

wife a nineteen year old. He's twenty two. That's why you can't funk with young dudes because they ask you you you know why she asked that question because he had her page the date that y'all are. Oh she paid her way what and that bitch thought that was the only thing that matters you dumb ass thinking that as whole like you know what I'm saying, and to think, girl, Oh but no, go through to talk about what happened

about who? This could be the whole show, no, bitch, because we got to talk about this age talk about So then she got damn cologne. So did she go do you guys dude a goddamn Latino friends look so anyways, So then what she sees to do, bitch, is send me screenshots of a conversation she having with him, like your friends a gphot bitch. So listen at this point, this is where I cut him off. Mind you, He's been on my phone every single day since. Girl. He

wants to take me to go see Wonder Woman. He is in my phone like crazy, and I am curbing the ship out of him because bitch, he loved it too. He is in love with me, Like I think I put it on him too much, Like I shouldn't gave that a pussy girl. And great was definitely like C plus Like, I don't even know why he got a great a pussy for C plus dick, but you know, I like to show out on these young nigs no

talk about. So she yeah, he was six six and that's why he got the but his body was fucking stepped out of cry and ship, how's he gonna anyways? So she proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't do this ship. This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She proceeded to send me screenshots apparently of a conversation that she was having with him, where he pretty much answered that same question as who do you think paid for it? Pretty much not telling her he paid for it or

I paid for it. Was just real childish. And then she proceeded to just send me screenshots of how he decided to then say he he was glad she popped up because she was looking so BEAUTI nigga's being niggas. I want you to record me saying this niggas being niggas. Hold on, I'm have a message. Go ahead, and with feminists, the message ladies, stop other bitches about the nigga that told you now I didn't fuck her. And then to confirm. Are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb? Stop

stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking tired of women making me no, Sha, like, how old

are you? You have to be nineteen? No, but you don't because I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga, and so I'm just called in the middle and bitch the wife is definitely hitting my friend showing up to her job at this point, mind you just wrote a whole Instagram caption about, oh my god, this girl is trying to ruin my relationship, but I ain't gonna let her come between because we're gonna meet a person and she's gonna see me, and I'm just like this Instagram.

Please keep your personal life too, to your personal self. Um, but this is why I've decided that fucking dating is just not for me. At this point, I can't stand regular niggas because it's just a bullshit, Like let me just walk into something and know what I'm walking into, Like I just I'm I was just super cool on it. So he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One of my whole roommate, right, she used to work with this dude, God, she this is such a hilary story.

She worked with this guy Haitian duty was a cook, and she said that it was completely platonic and I think maybe they text about a work schedule of something. She posted up in my room at like nine am one day and I was like, dude, you have to listen to this, and plays this voicemail of his wife's saying I don't know who the hell are you, but but you cannot text him no more? Okay, bitch, I was fucking crying, you know what. To be fair, that was an older woman, but she sounded like at least no,

but it happens. It has nothing to do with the confrontation. Can be any age. But like how she came in me asking for the Dane shot and who paid for the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch, the girl who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's being like brought drama to right now. The bitch sent her back

the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat. It was like I logged into his ship while you send in my nikties videos and bitch, if you don't stop her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your pussy look like and threatened to expose my friends videos that she says her husband, do we know where her pussy looks like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy looked nice, but it was cool. She didn't post. She didn't post the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to be

meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face. Got to be out there. It's her face in it. I'm not sure really, Like that's what I said, but I mean I'm not I'm not gonna hold you face being in the video. If any of my videos leaked, Bro, do you see my tattoos, You're going to know it's me and that video? And did you see that ship with love boys? Oh no, that's your face, bro, but that's your face. It's like me, I recorded back shot all day. I record backshots. I have some backshot videos

with him. But like I think maybe it's like the long distanceing, or it could be that you're also skinniest fun No one cares to see what you look like from the back, Like, um that, do you want to see my backshot video? Okay, I don't want to see a backshot videos anyway. I'm gonna show you the fucking It was medium booty that I have and don't think that it has anything to do with size, but that that was my recent tender day. It was. I don't what he said. It doesn't have anything to the size.

It absolutely always has to do with size. You meant it doesn't have anything to do with age. It has thing to do with age. I was wrong. It has everything to do with that has nothing to do with age. There you go, because bitch, all my nigga is like six eight. I don't care if their nineteen. Let me stay, I'm just playing, just playing. This next clip is one of my most embarrassing fucking moments. Uh really a true horrible decision. I don't even remember what this episode about.

It was episode four Tinder Golden Showers and Tears, and m Mandy tells her story about being on a guy and how it was sexy and great and it was somewhat planned and mine was not. Check it out. All right, I'm gonna tell you the word story, and I'm gonna try to make it quick because so fucking embarrassing and long and dramatic. Please edit it to we're we can get out of here. Years ago before I was living in New York and working for the company I worked

where I was a wild ass bitch. Come to New York. Meet this guy online Tinder and his name was Alex with a fucking crazy eyes. He had some really really weird eyes. I don't know why he even swept him right. I think you just look fun and like he got sucked up. So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo, I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber. I'm d jaying at the spot Baby's all Right, which I go to all the time. Now you've been Nope,

that's right. It's like it's so it's in Williamsburg, but you know, I don't come to Brooklyn. Accept record has gotten in podcast. I live in the Bronx b X Old Day Sun, so I was staying with my cousin and queens of the time. I come down in Williamsburg and this dude, I guess he didn't realize I was coming, and he's really really fucked up. He's sweating, like looks crazy and I'm like, yo, are you good? And he's like,

I'm gonna keep it real. Like I didn't know you're coming here, and I popped his sucking Molly, do you want something now? At the time, of course, she was like bitch, hell yet no, I didn't. Oh this is now. I was doing all that ship when I was first raving getting into EBC, but I stopped because it was such a shitty feeling your body gets and it's awful. So I told him no. He's like, all right, no problem. Now an hour goes by him and his friends are

all on it. They look fine. I'm like, you know what, probably not going to die from this. So I'm like, you know, it's been a minute, it's been a few years. Can you mix it up in a drink or something for me? He's like, yeah, yeah, sure, I'm gonna have some more to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it comes back. He's like, where is it? I drank it? He's like, that was for me, you and Mike, And I said enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well? If boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out

right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude, this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right Like, I feel like I'm a ship in my pants, which on Molly, you kind of do, you're I've never shipped on Molly. I just get really anyway. So it's like a coffee, you know, You're like you're the adrenaline anyway. So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that he's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like, you're gonna come up really bad and then it's gonna

be done. It's just gonna be a really bad come up. And I'm freaking out and like, you know what, I'm gonna go throw it up. I go downstairs in the bathroom and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's fucking flooding. I'm like, all right, bits, just at your work. If I did so, I did make sense. You are so skinny now the gym, bitch, I didn't know that. When you throw up, it's like I guess it hits you harder. So all I know is, bitch, I'm about

to pass out. So I hear somebody behind me like girly, okay, I'm like what and my eyes are shaking so hard from this fucking drug. I don't know what's going on. I'm like, who are you he's like, I'm Mike. What. He's like, come on, I was sent down here. He told me to come come help you out. I'm a really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach? Drug coach. He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it. He's like, come on, do you want me to talk? Right? And now my face is so funded up I can't even

talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to talk, because it did. It was nice to hear somebody talking to me. He's like, what do you want to talk about? What do you like? I'm like I don't know. And then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce? And I look up at him and I still can't talk. I'm like, He's like, okay, I could saying you want me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, oh, Beyonce, New Beyonce. Some other bucker started singing saying my name

for like fifteen minutes. You were crouched down in the basement bathroom in Boklyn, say I love you. He sings the ship out of this song and it ends up waking me up out of this and I feel better. Come upstairs. We're dancing me over a great time. So now I feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun? Do you want to come back to my place, have some drinks whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think

of when I hear the word loft? I think big open space. When I hear loft, I think of Tommy's apartment in power. I don't know if you watching Oh my God Tommy's Lost, is yeah, like you think of this big. So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories, like it's it's amazing. I was like, O can't wait. So we get to his place. He opens the door and they first this is a tender date. Okay. The first thing that happens, there's a girl in tears. It's

fashion week, fucking blacknesscaret coming down her. I's like, dude, I'm falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship. He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror, she's a hard and I'm like, what is happening? Right? And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate is dating a model that is in town for fashion week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like, I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon.

So I haven't even said a low yet and I said, um, like how cohol It's like no, dude, like heroin, and I was like, I have to get out of here. I am like base level and this bit is this is past it. You are a master player if you are what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so fucked up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what, let me have a glass of water, let me chill. And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying and so then this like maternal thing comes to me where I

want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like, this is a loft. So I look up and there's these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like, you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like a hostel. Wait is this like this is a loft where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I

am judging the fun. Also, I'm judging I'm wrong. Man, he was thirty four years old to swear to this is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn that are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I just want to segue this into the Key of the week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast, got really fucked up. Whatever. It's about six thirty am.

You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good. Do you have anything smoke or do you have benadroll or something. He's like, let me go get my stash. He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And the only reason I tell you that is because the Chipotle bag is a very large bag. And he rolls it out on the table and all of these drugs come out, and you know this is WPS. They have every color.

I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I am like, dude, I just want XANDEX. So he's like, all right, I have a bunch of pills, but I don't know what they are. Identifier here. I am hired. It's so seven am now googling what is this? And I'm like texting my friends. I'm like, dude, I need to get my life together those I'm texting my mom. I'm like, I love you. She's like, get home now. I don't even

live with my mom. So anyway, he gets to me his annex I take two so I'm not saying in the bed and I'm like, wow, this feels really strong. What is this. He's like, oh, dude, that might be the ambient. I was about, all right, so if you guys don't know, an ambient is like one of the strongest sleeping pills you can take. People have died in car incidents from sleepwalk. Is like, that is so strong, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. He's like, just lay it, do and you'll be fine. I lay down.

We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to suck me. He's actually being really nice. I'm wait real quick. I I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse. It was in there. I can't even I've never even seen this. I'm really aware from a lot in Brooklyn, two stories. It was a two story loft with four treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's just that they're bunk beds. But like I'm I don't know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?

Before you even get to the ending, I have to know, did you fun this guy? Oh? Good, because bench if you punked the nigga who sleep on the boat bed we was about to in this friendship. Okay, So okay, I am in there and you know I can't get home. Actually, Fashion Week is February, so it's a fucking blizzard. Dude, It's crazy. And I was sucked up and he didn't make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted to get my head down and go to bed. So I have to

go to the bathroom. And we're up there and this ambient is hitting me so strong that I can't move my body anymore, and so I'm like, um, can you help me? Like I need to go down, I need to go to the bathroom, and he's like, go, I don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude, just peer right here. Man wait he ware, he ware, where are you in his apartment, in his tree, else in his law and where did he tell you to be in the bed? Wait? What? Wait? Wait I wait,

let me get it out. So I started laughing. Did he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No, no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look, I can't get up because she took him too. He's like, I can't get up, just pee So now I'm laughing right and I'm like too, and I'm not going to pee right here. So I'm so fucked up that I'm laughing so hard. If you start peeing, you're a nasty bit you wait you you and him were just laying

in your pe then wait. Honestly, I remember feeling a little pie come out, but it wasn't full stream, and like it didn't wet the bed but was shut up. It could have been a squirt. We're not go confused too, So I wake up right it's like four o'clock in the morning and I can hear people before we're talking in the afternoon. Sorry, it was like eight and we went to bite. It's not gonna have to, dude. I look at my phone and I got like three tags

on is Nigga as you did? My mom is like, if you don't call me back, I'm calling him the police. And then the other one is from like Vinnie and he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So I get up about to crawl down the stairs and I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me? And then you're disgusting bit so whatever, I had to get

the funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed some pants over his left. Mind there. I get on the subway and this is my first time like walker shaming in New York and I didn't even funk. That's the worst part. So then I'm looking at this girl she's looking at me in the train and I'm like really looking embarrassed, you know, and she's like, welcome to Brooklyn, girl, and I was like, thank you, dude. It was one of the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data

that that was definitely, uh do you know that? Next day you hit me up and he was like, Hey, do you want to go to outputting on? What hell? Out put? How do you mean? Well? There you have it, a bunch of whole ship from the last forty two episodes. I really hope you guys enjoyed this. I know that a lot of podcasts do a compilation of their favorite moments and best episodes, and with Horrible Decisions, it's so hard because a lot of the favorites of ours are

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