Ep4: Tinder, Golden Showers, and Tears

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welcome to episode four of Horrible Decisions. It's not about a freesome. Although this is not that will actually come into play. Oh I've had one of those, but we'll go on to not discussing that right now. Um, but welcome to episode four. We've made this episode four. Um. This, as I'm listening to other podcasts does not seem as much as I'm looking at people with fifty four podcasts. Um. But I'm excited that we made it here. I'm glad

that you guys are still tuning in. And I yet, well, we had no bitch because ain't nobody got time, because you're gonna get that ass. Well. Anyways, you guys know me. This is Mandy b a k A full core pumps a k A that bitch, and I'm just regular old wheezy w TF. I haven't seen Mandy since our last podcast, thank good, and I don't want to let you guys know how she was. She was blowing my phone up, but I was in Miami this house we get weight.

She was emotional, but I was like, Wheezy, you're calling me like you eating my plussy and you miss it. Like I was so confused at how much she was calling my phone. I said, bitch, I am in Miami trying to hoe that was a fail. I'm talking about that I was over on Saturday night that you know, when you're like everything is coming down and you're hating yourself. I just wanted to talk to someone that I knew wasn't as great. Yeah, alright, alright, we'll go it. I

guess you want to start with your week. We have this new thing. You guys were like, So I was talking to Mandy like almost twice a day before we started this podcast, and then she's like, we have to stop telling each other ship. But as we get one yes, because we get on the freaking podcast, and then I'm not asking her questions because it's just like, bitch, I noticed story. So I literally have told Wheezy, like when we're on the phone. Hey, if it's a good story,

save that ship for the podcast. I have an ass eating story afore, something that wasn't including me. Me and my girlfriend went to a gay bar for our first time. She's never fucking been bro. Oh my god? Wait is this? So? Anyways, tell them about your week and then I'll get into my my week. So I mean, right now, how is that going for anybody that follows me? You know, I have an apartment that as sick as fuck. Um, It's like I haven't sucked anybody with a better apartment than

me yet. Any yere right, I'll be feeling like a boss bitch. I'll be like, you're gonna come on ye, So I love it afterday nick players and nothing because they'd be living nice bitch. Okay, I'll stop. Okay, you're in a hunt and I don't use that word. Whatever, go ahead. So I love on fifty four and eighth right now, and I want to save about, you know, a thousand miles a month. I'm trying to buy an apartment and it's gonna take like two years because the

down payment in New York is like so um. Anyway, I've been looking for a place my budget is twenty three hundred, right, So the motherfucking broker, I'm like, listen below fourteen Street. I'm not going to Brooklyn, only Manhattan and Lower east Side, soho and most I'll do is Midtown. This motherfucker Tom so adorable gauge and dude calls me it's like, honey, honey, honey, I found in honey, Honey. Let me tell you it's gorgeous. It's got aboutcony Honey again.

I love it really and it's under budget. What's wrong with it? Tom? It's in Jersey? What did you see? What I know? I know, I know, I don't know, Tom Oh. I don't party in Jersey, I don't work in Jersey, and I don't fuck in Jersey. Do you know what her heartbroker she showed. She of course greenshot at this sent it to me. Heartbroker was like, well, sorry, I didn't have your sex life in mind while I was looking for a party broker fee. You better be

thinking about my pussy, my needs, all of it. Get the funk out of here talking about I'm not gonna get a proof for a credit check. Motherfucking Toms. You better call somebody goddamn credit check ship. I have to put down nine dollars to move in. Yeah, have you guys um for for our listeners from other cities states? Moving and finding an apartment in New York is literally impossible, Like I'm about like impossible. I was thinking about it.

I was looking at and we were taking the train together looking at another apartment, and I was like, could I suck Tom's dick for a week? No, bitch, you might get a little deduction, just a little bit. That's a nice second day. I'm like, Tom, let's go on, Like, honey, you know I love it. So I also want to see an apartment today. Actually, I'm really feeling it. It's an L E S. So I'm kind of maybe you guys can tell me what you think. I don't have a lot of followers that man, why does to write

her and tell her? Uh, either a luxury building and five Eye, which is a very boring area right Wall Street. The fucking streets are fucked up. They're not numbered, I don't know where I'm going, or a shitty studio in L. E. S. I'm convinced at this point she's just taking on the task of become an alcoholic. Who's going to move to nobody's coming on the way to find I bro. I'm telling you, if they coming to Hell's kitchen a foot,

that ship kind of deep too. Anyway. So I have this old lady showing me this apartment today and it's on the sixth floor of a walk up. However, it has a private balcony. It's like nine square feet. It's tell them the problem, tell them the problem with the with the private balcony though, And I'm telling the problem when we're getting up of them stairs. So the lady gets me in and she's I'm gonna go with fifty

five to sixty years old. We're getting up the stairs and I'm like, once we hit the second floor, I'm like, how how high up is this? Ms? Grace? Um, I can't remember. Well, if it has a rooftop, you bitch, then what floor is it? Six floors? Right? So whatever she says, six floors right now, I go to gym less like I like to run quicker because you don't feel it when you go up the stairs quicker, you know, like the subway. I'm hiking up the stairs. I'm at the top and Grace has taken so long they me

and her having a conversation. I'm at the top, she's still walking up. She's like, I'm like, so, do you live in the area. She's like, just so you guys also have a little a little background in New York. Um, if you're in a pre war building, six floors does not get an elevator. You only get an elevator in New York if the building is above seven. Dick man, it's so bad. But um so, the apartment had this nine square foot balcony. But it was that. That's how

it was. I walked in and the door hit the balcony and I said, Grace, what did Tom tell you? She was like, he told me location location, Okay, no, it's location location, and I need to fit a bed in this bay. She literally like, I'm looking at the video because she recorded, and I will say that the balcony is beautiful. Um but there was literally like a twin sized day bed and I don't and I keep it a hundred of real estate agents. I always do.

I swear to God because I feel like if they know me and they start to get my personality, then they'll know what I want. And she literally just wants so I told her she's like, what do you think. I'm like, I can't have sex with myself in here. She's like, but you have the balcony, And I said i'd have sex on balcony. You only get about four months out of the year to have sex. I can't all. I mean, I can't fucking the winner on the balcony,

you know what I'm saying. And I'm really kind of tired of having the conversation about sucking in a small apartment because just keep it on hundred. If I'm going to pay twenty three hundred dollars a month, obviously, I want to live alone to fuck in my own ship. So if I'm wanted to save money, i'd be sucking with a roommate. Bit, you might give me an apartment big enough, the fucking right Anyway, That made me feel better because I really thought I was gonna cry because

I'm just feeling the emotional emotional Now, well, I'm glad that. Well, I hope you get this apartment because I'm sick of the fucking street easy post coming to my phone. It's um um, yeah. So my girlfriend and I went on a date on Sunday. She've never been to a gay bar, which I thought was hilarious considering you know, we si on each other's faces. So that was fun and it was just as predictable as you can imagine. We walked into the cubby Hole in the West Village. I've been there, right,

I've been there, and so we get in. This guy's like, oh my god, you guys are so in love, aren't you. It's like, oh my god, I told you it was great. We went to Stolen Wall, which is super historic and awesome, and she enjoyed it and took it like a champ. I still tried to kiss her. She wasn't going for it.

She's like not p d A at all. Do you see the picture of us M So, my girl is like very opposite to me, and she's super she real classy and like you know what I'm she'd be wearing like scarves on her neck and ship trying that girl. She speaks French and it's super hot, and so we're just totally opposite and I love it. So I like kind of like going to a shitty bar together. It

was really nice. I was just waiting for her to, like I was waiting for her to take a napkin and wipe the bar down, but she did it and it was great and I appreciate it. Hand synitizer anyway, and then my awesome date last night where he ate my pussy so good I started crying again. I think I'm just going to call him Mr Pussy. I don't even know what he does for a living. I think all he does all day is just host meetings of how to eat pussy, eat pussy, and that's all he does.

I don't even know what he does. He have another hobby, I asked him yesterday. Wait, is this is this loverboy talking about? This is why she wants to stop talking to this ni guys. I want to go ahead and give you guys a tip. Fuck the good dick game, fuck the good tongue game. If you just cuddle with us, like then we start catching feelings. Like she's so emotional, So she likes this guy so much. She's like, she's like, Mandy, I gotta stop talking to him. I think I like him.

I think she just wants to be a hole at this point, and so now she's getting confused. I don't have time to like someone. I have a podcast and have a job, and she podcast. I know. Oh god, damnit. Speaking of speaking of this, I guess I'll get into my last week weekend. Um, I went to Miami. For anyone who knows and follows me on Instagram, they saw all the funk of my Miami dream. You look like from the front, I hate you so much. Anyways, let me tell you. So, I'm literally on Snapchat. I'm calling

my friends. I'm like, bitch, I'm twenty two. This weekend, I'm gonna be a hole and down for whatever. Give me whatever, drugs, give me whatever, give me whatever. I was ready to find me a young little tender ronie that was on spring listen whatever whatever I was. I was so ready, guys. So I get to Miami and it's Thursday night. I got there like midnight. So me and my home girl just chilled Thursday night because I

was like, you know, long day tomorrow. So went to the beach Friday, got went to like Fat Tuesday's, got our little frienzen drink. Met these niggas from Atlanta in front of us. They were actually all like professionals and teachers. No no drugs. They were like professionals, but you're from and I'm sucking. But they were cool. They were cool. So they said, no, none of that. They was so anyway, so listen, They're like, hey, come and drink with us. But they had a gallon of tetoes. So I'm like,

all right, but you know, I'm a hannasy drinker. I'm sure it was like a milk carton gallon. No, no, it take gallon, like a gallon of tetos. I don't know if you have seen that. I think it's like forty two dollars. It's like more than Listen. So they they're pouring it. They're pouring it. I'm drinking it. I'm drinking it. I didn't know. Um, I blocked out. I got back to the house of seventh thirty. Bitch didn't wait, No, I don't. So I got back to the house apparently

passed out. Woke up, no, no, throw up, woke up at three a m okay. It was like, are we going to dinner because we had reservations and what time did you think? I thought it was like a missed out on dinner, missed out on the club, missed out on everything, apparently blacked out like a homeless and kiss me on the also tworked a lot of people kiss me on the cheek all the time. I wish I could show you a lot of food. Listen, bit let

I tworked on these niggas. Then the rest of the weekend, I was scared to drink because here I am, I'm blacking out, so I didn't really drink. I didn't see no cute niggas. I wanted to suck something. So then at this point, I'm realizing in my life, you know, I ended up. I'm almost a shame that you didn't have like stup I like Miami Dad. So no listen. So I had some lineup, like some little football niggas, but they weren't talking about ship. I really, I'm not

here for it. I'm not here for it. Well girl, it was wide receivers. So they look like basketball niggas. What is a wide receiver? Shut up? They run the ball and the fuck you um but no, Like, I literally got emotionally down there and I was like, Okay,

this is not my life. I want to dream and I'm sitting here watching these girls snapchat themselves with bottles in their hand that they did not pay for, and I'm just like, you know what, though, I will say that anymore I have been there when I was like one, I think it stopped. That's when I lived in my of the free vodka. We used to drink that van

Go do y'all know about Van Go vodka? Which we was in Orlando killing some vango and we thought we was the ship because we was like what nineteen buying bottles in the club because I think it was only like a hunted and about grown this life. I am buying a ship hole and a month drink dog. We would kill it. But yeah, so anyways, like I came to the conclusion I was like, Okay, maybe HO is not life because I like to hashtag ho is life? Right,

and it just wasn't working for me. And then my first one night's name I think I remember, I was on the end of the bed. Shut up, I'm sucking leaving who sorry, yeah, she totally. I think she was sixteen. We had I'm so upset, I don't want to talk to you anymore. We're sucking. We had fake I d s. Sorry, it's done. We had fifteen Wait, we had fake. I don't even count. This doesn't matter, which listen, if you don't remember, it doesn't count, which I remember it vividly. Well,

I don't listen. I don't neither. I couldn't tell you what he looked like. But we had fake I d s. We were both probably sixteen or sixteen seventy. Anyways, I had a car in hyst No you're not. So we were down here with our fake ideas. In Miami, I had my car which we was this ship. She was talking with some grown niggas at the time, so they was taking us out. We ended up at Dream and we were partying with the party like a rock starry guys. Oh yeah, So we ended up with the party locker

rosside guys. Don't know how, I don't know how sank. Then we ended up at Madonna. After long behold, we end up at some hotel I can't tell you where, and Wheezy is letting this guy funk on the bed and I'm just sitting at there. Let me when you're dead, and I literally cannot have anybody in the room and I have sex unlessened to threesome. I can. Maybe that

traumatized me. I forgot don't because I literally was like at the end of the bed, like I was saying people like you're lying, because I was facing I was facing the door and they were pretty much behind me, like and I'm just bouncing up and down on the bed. That was a great ass. This is why we're so probably squared now because we've been doing this ship for

like ten years. Actually, you know what, I will say, I do feel very proud of the twenty six shold to not be doing this anymore because I've met some most matter of fact, the dude I've sucked last night, why, Like I don't even talking about it. It makes me fucking sick. He had a fucking foursome the day before he hung out with me. Oh, I don't know how

I feel about that. I'm gonna tell you what. At first, I got super turned off until I got super turned on and him telling me how to kick these bitches out. I'm like, hey, what did you do last night? He's like, oh, you know, I was just killing whatever. He's not trying to tell me nothing. We just we were just leaving this art show or whatever. I'm like, what would you do? He's like, I went to Avenue I was kicking in. I'm like and then what And he's looking at me

like do I tell this bitch? And he's like, you know what, I don't know. These three girls came home with me. I told him, you want to smoke whatever, blah blah blah, and then next thing, you know, it just happened. I'm like, oh really, It's like, yeah, this girl wasn't so good, and then the other girls had to be sometime. Now I'm now I'm getting really jealous.

And so he's like touching my leg and holding my hand a little bit, and I'm like, fuck you, I'm getting mad and he's like no, I mean, you know, right when it was over, I'm like, what do you guys? What are you guys gonna do? I really need to get up. That is the ultimate. But you gotta go. You're not you're not sleeping here. But did you want to get the hell out of it? What you about to do? What? Oh? Are you about to? Oh? What

what do you? The nigga will hit you. Sorry a guy, We'll sit here and look at you at one thirty in the morning, like And I looked at it like this, right, he obviously we were sleeping over each other's place or whatever. Right, And so I was thinking to myself when we were talking about it, like here I am with this dude, who's been telling me he's excited to see me. We've been waiting to see each other all the week, and you fuck three bitches last night. You're still thinking. I mean,

that ship got me fucking off, bro. So he's telling me he sucked this girl's face. Right when we get to my fucking apartment, I get my lingerie on. He's looking at me. We're kissing. You're the most consistent lingerie wearer. I think, I fucking Jesus yea. They watch porn for what for the prettiness? You think? I'm not gonna do what? Dude, I already feel like I'm not that cute, I'm funny, and I have to do it up with lingre so mad when auld be like, can you just wear a thong?

And I'm like, I ain't even got them, you know, I don't you know, I don't wear panties. I'd be like a fetish. Can you not have a thong? Fetish? Now I gotta go buy some songs. Sorry, I mean might get you. So. So we get to the couch and you know, we're kissing all soft and he's being sweet with me, and I'm like, oh no, um, show me what you did. One of the holes last night like this, and he and grabbed my head and was sucking the ship out of my face and it turned

me on. Brof was so hot. Yeah, especially when like you know that someone's trying to be a little soft with you. Oh no, me like you did that. You want to fuck free bitches laugh at night. I ain't gonna lie. I like for guys to send me videos of them sucking other girls, and bit shoppy man when they don't because he'sleft the thumb and her ass? Where is mine? Got getting? So you go sit here and have to be realistic, right, and then it's it's New

York dating. We're not talking about in exclusivity. We know we like each other, but to just be honest here, you're sucking other people. I'm fucking other people plus the girl plus group sex. Our boyfriend broke up with us. That's another topic. I actually, oh no, the boyfriend broke up. Look how much we've been taught. I haven't talked to you. We might have to catch up more. Um anyway, So let's get into the kink of the week. It is a very basic kink, but it is a kink for sure.

And I'm smiling because I know me, and he's told me your story it is golden showers. Oh no, and tell me it was going to be this. I didn't tell you it was gonna be this. But you know, I'm starting to realize how much more normalized golden showers are because I almost pissed on his motherfucker last night. Well no, not almost pissing and actually pissing, I think are two different things. So this is this is the story. Like, so I would call him an ex. Well, we dealt

with each other for like ten years. You've known what's the name you know't um? Anyways, Um, I've been dealing with him, oh my god since I was sixteen, Jesus Christ, um, and we pretty much opened up a lot of things he always wanted, like to get me the squirt, so he conquered that finally. Um. But then he actually asked me if I would piss on him, And this to me was just super like. It didn't turn me on, but because I'm a pleaser, I was like, Okay, if

that's what you want it if someone like to. But that's so that's what he wanted. So the first time we actually did it was in Vegas. Um. He came over to my room and it was a fucking bomb mass sweet and ship and we just had fun. And so he was like, you don't piss on me any time. I was like, okay, I said, I've never done this before, so you just gotta work with me. So anyway, are you gonna piss on me this time? Listen how you drunk? I'm just going, how does this work? How does this?

We do it on my bed? So we okay, so we fucked in the middle of He's like, okay, so hot, I'm ready. She's really undressing in here, guys, I would I'm probably gonna put it on snaps um. But yeah, he was like, um yeah, like I need you that he saw me. So what we did was we actually moved from the bed to the shower, and when I moved to the shot where he pretty much sat down and wanted me to piss on his chest area to

where I guess it was on a shower. It yeah, so literally, mind you, we had already got through fucking and stuff, so I'm like, okay, okay, okay, So I'm literally at this point like okay, I guess I'm gonna stand over on top of you. Mine He's sitting in the shower and I'm like, okay, I'll stand over you. Wait wait how tall He's six eleven. I'm five one. So at this point I'm standing over him and he's like playing with my clay and like, oh baby, baby, piss pissed for me, And I'm just like you, it's

a little much better now. So I'm like, it's not coming out, mind you. He didn't. He didn't filled me with sack and all this ship at this time, and he didn't say it some nasty ship like maybe I want you to squirt and come in a cup so I can mix it with sack and drinking. He's a nasty ass. So listen. I'm like, it's not coming out. It's not coming out. He was like, okay, go get another drink. So I run back to the room. I'm serious, No, I run back to the room and I take a shot.

I said, okay, so it's now at this point, my bladder is full, but my mom, we're on. The shower wasn't on until after. Yeah, the shower was not on until after. So at this point I'm just like okay, okay, okay, okay, it wants to come out. But it's not coming. So he was like, we'll go stand on top of the toilet first, like you're gonna piss, and then hold it and then come back. So that's literally what I had to do to get it out. And then I want to started coming out and came out really black man.

He is I do want with dreads because we love to say wps and most things that I will talk about it, it's some white people ship, but not this one. No, he's black half because every time I'll tell you about some nah, that's what you're getting white boys. No, he's yeah, he's black, um, and we're super into it. And then we like showered and then went back into it again. Yeah, I know he's super right, and it is just I just you know what, this is exactly what my answers

is wanting. They wanted us to explore all this kind of ship and they're like, you's thin white people. Just let everyone this is great. Anyway, I wanted to talk about this kink because I wanted to like kind of dig into why do you think people enjoy it? I think to me, I don't know. I think it's a humiliation practice. Well, and not only that, I will tell you he is one of those who is like, make me your bitch. I want to be your bitch. So he's one of those to wear and you know, I'm

the dominant one in bed. So I love when of Nigga left me. Oh yeah, be my bitch, you nasty bitch. Like that's the type of ship that I really like and I like especially he's six eleven, He's towering over me. He's huge. He's dominant in his career and like, so for me if I dominant in his career being an accountant now, so yeah, like to me, like I get off by guys allowing me like to be they the dominant role. Anyways, that was the kick of the week and I enjoy you bringing that up. You ain't shit.

Um But anyways, so before I get into the horrible decision discussion of the week, UM, I want to go ahead if you guys follow me on Twitter, um at full core pumps. You know, I went ahead and posted a pole and this was based on our conversation for today. So the question the poll was which app has gotten you the most sex? And the options were Tender, Twitter, Instagram, and other. And it looks like Twitter is the winner. With about and this is out of a little um

hundred votes. Seriously, Yeah, Twitter got the most. And I think it's maybe because you feel more connected to the person because you're following them, you're hearing maybe they're person someone. Wait, yes, you say the name, we can believe it. Okay, maybe you haven't. Thank you. See she was ready to tell all hotels about me sucking on a bed with someone

when I was sixteen. But I think, you know, I think it's because you're more of a meet a guy in the club type of girl than meet a guy on fine um ways, yet, so Twitter was the winner. That was interesting. Instagram actually came in last with nine, which was absolutely very because I feel like y'all love him a little Instagram models. So y'all sucking them holes off on Instagram? I'm thinking it was Twitter. Was he he was through me? That doesn't count. He was he

was through me. Okay, dude, that's not literally. I made y'all following each other, but that's not technically. Meeting on Twitter is not not no, that is the segue. Yes, it is y If you if you know who somebody is because of Twitter, and you fucked him, then you met on Twitter, you met him through me? You want that credit so that you know you did which if you want anyways? Um so what I kind of wanted to do before we also got into the horrible decision.

I kind of wanted to go through and maybe see if you ever were a part of it or if you did it. By the way, Wheezy is still undressing in this Dude, it is hot and like, I don't even know she was literally undressing while we record our pocket it. I cannot. I don't know if I'm going through menopause. I got sucked so good that like I want to keep taking my clothes off. I feel like sex today. I sucked so much dick last night I thought my fucking lips were gonna fall up. And all

he does is eat the best pussy. I'd just be looking at him, like, is it okay? Real quick? I have to ask, does the dick game match the tongue game? We went down on each other like fifteen times? Okay, and we fuye so to me okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait? Good with heads their connection during sex. But I think both of us don't want to use a condom. But we just don't know each other that well, and I think that sucks it up.

I don't know to me if a guy is really really really good with head, I just know it's going to be mediocre. I mean, he makes me come when he sucks me, but we don't fuck it long like I just the second is sucking me. I want to taste him again, and I do want to want you guys to know. This guy that she's bringing up she met on Bumble, which is a dating apple. She is meeting guys not only on Tender but now on Bumble. I'm just starting out with it because well we'll go

old school real quick. So I think, Um, that's the horrible decision this week. If you don't the horrible decision, I just walked back and I'm so sorry that I'm the horrible decision. You have a wedding ring on your finger, and I feel really bad about it. She's terrible. Anyways, UM, let me ask you. Have you ever talked to a guy or met guys? You remember the phone line that you used to have to call? Yeah? Did you ever meet anyone but guys that I knew? Said that they

always kept sucking these chunky girls. That sounded sexy at I definitely remember that being the thing, and then after that, I believe it was black Planet in my space days, which, by the way, I want you all to know. Me and Weasley was famous as ship on my space. We have listen, we had the little glitter bit mode. They weren't even what were they calling bit ups or something. I mean, I wasn't having sex that early though, so like my space is I'm serious you had sex at

least sixteen we was on. Yeah, there wasn't no scene, it was there. Yes, bitch, I had my Space since the middle school. Bitch by high school. We was in the clubs and our whole my Space motherfuckers thought we was over time. I feel like I was too young for that. I wasn't meeting dudes fun on my Space. No, no, no, no no, we were just meeting not that I do now. No, we were just meeting people on my space. I think I swear ship. You haven't listened to me. You have

a whole page. I meet guys on tender that I want to start dating. I don't necessarily just want sex, and that's you know what. That's probably why I'm feeling so weird about last night because I didn't expect that to happen. Well, I wish we had a little cool like do do do horrible decision? I guess we can get into that um for you. I guess she had the horrible decision clearly. Wait is this now like you're

three to one? Are you just super horrible three? You're having a ton of stories that she's like, Hey, this is this week, we're gonna talk about this. Except for the threesome. Everything else was like pastor, Dude, I've a lot, so I'm jealous. How much time do we get in the studio? No, we have another time. I'm gonna tell you the worst story and I'm gonna try to make it quick because so fucking embarrassing and long and dramatic. Please edit it to we're we can get out of here.

Years ago before, I was living in New York and working for the company I work where I was a wild ass bitch. Come to New York. Meet this guy on line Tinder and his name was with the fucking crazy eyes. He had some really, really weird eyes. I don't know why I even swept him right. I think you just look fun and like you got sucked up. So he hits me up about midnight. He's like, Yo, I'm in Williamsburg. Come, I'm gonna get you an uber. I'm tjaying at the spot Baby's all right, which I

go to all the time. Now you've been No, that's right, it's it's in Williamsburg. But you know, I don't kind of Brooklyn accept record has got an empire care like I live in the bronx b X old day Sun. So I was staying with my cousin and queens of time. I come down to Williamsburg and this dude, I guess he didn't realize I was coming, and he's really really fucked up. He's sweating, like looks crazy, and I'm like, yo,

are you good? And he's like, I'm gonna keep it real like I didn't know you were coming here, and I popped his sucking Molly, do you want something now? At the time, of course, she was like, bitch, hell yet I didn't. This is now. I was doing all that ship when I was first raving getting into EBC, but I stopped because it was such a shitty feeling your body gets and it's awful. So I told him no. He's like, all right, no problem, Now an hour goes by him and his friends are all on it. They

look fine. I'm like, you know what, probably not going to die from this. So I'm like, you know, it's been a minute, it's been a few years. Can you mix it up in a drink or something for me. He's like, yeah, yeahah, sure, I'm gonna have some more to Actually, he makes a sprite mixes it comes back. He's like, where is it? I drank it. He's like, that was for me, you and Mike, and I said enough for three people. Who the fuck is Mike? Well, if boy didn't I find out. So I'm freaking out

right now. I'm having a panic attacks. He's like, dude, this is really strong, and I'm really really scared right Like I feel like I'm a ship in my pants, which on Molly you kind of do, You're I've never shipped on Molly. I just get really anyway, So it's like a coffee you know, you're like you did trenaline anyway. So I'm freaking out and now I could feel that. He's like listen and he's talking me through it. He's like, you're gonna come up really bad, and then it's gonna

be done. It's gonna be a really bad come up, and I'm freaking out, like you know what, I'm gonna go throw it up. I go downstairs in the bathroom and it's in the basement and it's shitty. It's fucking flooding. I'm like, all right, bits, just make it work. I did, so I did. Make are so skinny. Now the gym, bitch. I didn't know that. When you throw up like I guess, it hits you harder. So all I know is, bitch,

I'm about to pass out. So I hear somebody behind me like, girly, okay, I'm like what and my eyes are shaking so hard from this fucking drug. I don't know what's going on. I'm like, who are you? He's like, am I what? He's like, come on, I was sent down here. He told me to come come help you out. I'm a really good drug coach. What a drug coach? Coach? Drug coach. He's like, I'm gonna talk you through it. He's like, come on, do you want me to talk right? And now my face is so funked up I can't

even talk anymore. I'm like, yeah, I want you to talk because it did. It was nice to hear somebody talking to me. He's like, what do you want to talk about? What do you like? I'm like I don't know, and then he says the magic words do you like Beyonce? And I look up at him and I still can't talk. I'm like yes. He's like, okay, I could saying you want me to say. I'm like He's like, okay, Oh, Beyonce, new Beyonce. Some other fucker started singing saying my name

for like fifteen minutes. So you're crouched down in the basement bathroom in Brooklyn, say maybe I love you. He sings the ship out of this song and it ends up waking me up out of this and I feel better. Come upstairs. We're dancing me ever a great time. So now I'm feeling good to come up. Was over. Alex comes up to me and he's like, hey, you having fun? Do you want to come back to my place? Have some drinks? Whatever? I have a super dope loft. It's

only a block away. Awesome. Now what do I think of when I hear the word lost? I think big open space. When I hear lost, I think of Tommy's apartment in power. I don't know if you watch Oh my God Tommy's Lost. Yeah, like you think of this big. So he's like, yeah, it's like almost two stories, like it's it's amazing. I was like, I can't wait. So we get to his place. He opens the door and they first this is a tender date. Okay. The first

thing that happens. There's a girl in tears. It's fashion week, fucking black mascaret coming down her. I's like, dude, I'm falling off the fucking wagon. Bro. He drops his ship. He runs over to this girl. She's like she's a horror, She's a hord. And I'm like, what is happening? Right? And so fashion week I mentioned because his girl roommate is dating a model that is in town for fashion week and it's sucking all the photographers. So she's like,

I'm falling off the wagon. I'm falling off the wagon. So I haven't even said allow yet, and I said, um, like how cool. It's like no, dude, like heroin and I was like, I have to get out of here. I am base level and this bitch is this is past it. You are a master player if you are what dude, I'm freaking out. So now I'm so fucked up and I'm scared, and I'm like, you know what, let me have a glass of water, let me chill.

And I'm feeling bad because the girl's crying, and so then this like maternal thing comes to me where I want to hug her. So I'm looking around and then I'm like, I thought you lived in a loft. He's like, this is a loft. So I look up and there's these four treehouse looking things like blocks in the corners right like bump beds where people can sleep. And I'm like, you're not telling me people sleep there, do you? And

he's like, yeah, mine's on the left. He has like a hostile Wait is this like, this is a loft where four people living, four people on beds. Dude, I am judging the fun Also, I'm judging. I'm honiness man. He was thirty four years old to swear to This is why you can't fuck white boys in Brooklyn. They are tatted up with man buns. So anyway, I love man buns. Oh my god, Joakim Noah. Actually, and I just want to segue this into the k of the Week because this kind of happens. I'm gonna go pretty fast.

I really sucked up whatever. It's about six thirty am. You know you're coming down. We're laughing. The heroine girl passed out, and so I'm like, you know what, I need to get to bed. I'm not really feeling good. Do you have anything you could smoke or do you have benadroll or something. He's like, let me go get my stash. He comes back with the Chipotle bag. And the only reason I tell you that is because the Chipotle bag is a very large bag. And he rolls it out on the table and all of these drugs

come out, and you know this is WPS. They had every color. I saw something gray, pink, white, green. I am like, dude, I just want Zanex. So he's like, all right, I have a bunch of pills. I don't know what they are, so pill identifier. So here. I am tired. It's so seven am now googling what is this? And I'm like texting my friends. I'm like, dude, I need to get my life together again. I'm texting my mom. I'm like, I love you. She's like, get home now.

I don't even live with my mom, so anyway, he gets to me, nix I take two so I'm not saying in the bed and I'm like, wow, this feel really strong. What is this? He's like, oh, dude, that might be the ambient was about all right, So if you guys don't know, an ambient is like one of the strongest sleeping kills you can take. People have died in car incidents from sleepwalker. Like that is so strong. And I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. Like, just lay it down and you'll be fine. I lay down.

We're chilling in his treehouse. He's not trying to sun me. He's actually being really nice. I'm wait, real quick, I I love the growth from a loft to a treehouse. It was in there. I can't even expec I've never even seen, I'm really aware from a loft in Brooklyn two stories. It was a two story loft with for treehouse bunk beds. It's not a treehouse. I'm sorry, it's just that they're bunk beds. But like, I'm I don't know how I got up there. Wait, did you real quick?

Before you even get to the ending, I have to know did you fund this guy? Oh? Good, because bench if you pund the nigg who sleep on a bunk bed. We was about to in this friendship better than its okay. So I am in there and you know I can't get home. Actually fashion Week is February, so it's a sucking blizzard. Dude. It was crazy and I was sucked up, and he didn't make me feel uncomfortable. I just wanted

to get my head down and go to bed. So I have to go to the bathroom and we're up there and this ambient is hitting me so strong that I can't move my body anymore. And so I'm like, um, can you help me? Like I need to go down. I need to go to the bathroom. And he's like, go, I don't know if I'm gonna make it downstairs. He's like, dude, just per right here. Man. Wait he ware, he ware, where are you in his apartment, in his trayhouse, in

his law and where did he tell you to be in? Wait? Wait, wait, wait, let me get it out. So I started laughing. I didn't he have plastic on the bed? I don't know. No, no he didn't. So he said it and he's like, look, I can't get up because she took him too He's like, I can't get up, just pe. So now I'm laughing right, and I'm like too, and I'm knocking a pe right here. So I'm so fucked up that I'm laughing so hard. If you start peeing, you're a nasty bitch. You Wait,

you were you and him were just laying in your pe. Wait. Honestly, I remember feeling a little pie come out, but it wasn't full stream, like it didn't wet the bed, but shut up, it could have been a squirt. Are we not go confused too? So I wake up right, it's like four o'clock in the morning and I can hear people four o'clock in the afternoon. I'm sorry, it was like eight and we went to bit. We're lucky after dude. I look at my phone and I got like three tags.

One is Nigga as you did. My mom is like, if you don't call me back, I'm calling the police. And then the other one is from like Vinnie and he's like, bitch, thank god I got find my friends on Like that's how bad it was. So I don't remember much, but I remember like meeting him and you know all that. I don't remember the last tidbits. So I get up about to crawl it down the stairs and I'm like, why are my pants sticking to me? Then you're disgusting, so whatever, I had to get the

funk out of there. Long story short, I grabbed some pants over his left. Mind there, get on the subway and this is my first time like walk shaming in New York and I don't even funk. That's the worst part. So then I'm looking at this girl, she's looking at me in the train, and I'm like really looking embarrassed, you know, and She's like, welcome to Brooklyn girl, And

I was like, thank you, dude. It was one of the worst, I mean, obviously the worst tender data that that was definitely uh do you know that next day he hit me up and he was like, hey, do you want to go to out putting on my hair? Else out put How do you mean he liked you the fact that you could lay in your own piss with him till four in the afternoon. I didn't know. This is my fucking soul mate. She pissed in my

bed and we slept. Honestly, I would tell you this, I will come in this guy because he obviously knew. I didn't know I was gonna get that fucked up. I hadn't done that in a long time. And on top of that, he could have really sucked me over. And I shouldn't have went to his apartment number one, number two. There were three other people in there. I mean, but you knowing people are nicer than that. I feel like, you know, I don't trying to die in an artistic loft.

You know, like you're just gonna like sing some coomb bie on some pots. See, we're two different people because you meet a Brooklyn guy, he has a man bun and he lives an artistic loft. I meet a guy from Brooklyn, but she's in Brown's Belle and it's just different. It's brown Bitch is the projects? Okay, like it's the projects and which I'm not going over there. No, I never even heard of. I do get my hair done in the hood in Brooklyn, and I will say every

time I go there, where do you go? Crown Heights? Um your revenue and there's a bunch of Jamaica spotifying. I think that's how you go. It's Roger's a church a stop. Is that not close to Crown Heights? Okay, Well, all I know is they have road t shops and the Chinese the Chinese spots got chick can wait and and I cannot. So let me ask you, Well, I guess I don't have any tender stories that I use tender to date. So I use tender literally to be normal.

So I meet on my regular my regular guys on but I just want to say the N word all the time. I'm trying to limit myself. We're trying to get all the people's listening. Um but um, you know. So when I'm on Tender, like I used the whole, I don't have an I G. And it's literally because so when I'm in the podcast, when I meet guys at this point of I guess I could save my life and my status. So not to toot my own horn, but when I meet guys on either Instagram or Twitter,

I'm approached differently, kind of on a selebt. I'm not a celeb and I don't want to say that, but I have a lot of followers. They know that I modeled, I was a blogger. They know that you know I'm around certain people, and so I'm literally approached differently as far as when I meet people on Tender, I can be like I work in finance and absolutely, you know, I like bar hopping. I don't need someone to think they have to take me to a fucking seven star

restaurant or anything like that. So they got that, they got seven I don't know, and diamond bitch, diamond star whatever whole. I know in Dubaia it's a diamond hotel. I don't anyway, I don't need to be fans. I don't, okay whatever, I am a cook, um bitch um. So yeah, So when I'm on Tinder, I really use it to um go on dates. And unfortunately I've come to find out that I think they're just mad socially awkward as motherfucker.

I haven't. I haven't had an awesome you have and I haven't maybe because we're well a lot of things. When I'm on vacation, I travel a lot, and so you know, like I remember when I went to Berlin, I was just like looking at hey, do you want to go me to this bar? What's fun? That's really fun? But now I do. Tinder is the closest thing. People always tell me I'm crazy. Anybody that mid thirties or just kind of wasn't in that scene of online dating will say like, oh my god, are just scared you're

gonna die. I'm just scared someone's gonna find you and kill you. Look, I know them just as well as I do from meeting someone in a bar the first second, right, and Tender is the closest thing, especially for a busy New Yorker. Too much goddamn ship going on. I don't really have time to be going out during the weekdays when locals go out, I don't have time. So Tender is the closest thing to first sight kind of match,

you know, I mean. And on top of that, I I feel like it's I can google you and stuff before we go out. I know a little bit about you. I mean, yeah, I guess you do. Know. They're probably the company and their first thing that's happening to me now is I realized that Tinder is turning into more of a sex thing. I'm not. That's not turning into that apparently, And this is what all of my Twitter

followers were telling me today. Tender is like grinder. Grinder is the gay app um for guys to hook up, and that's totally what they do on their and Tender was the straight version of that, and apparently my friends were all like, that's what tender is for for hookups. And I'm literally the one who on the Grinder is proximity from feet, like five feet. You know, somebody's like they don't know if they're upstairs downstairs. Tender tells you a mile two miles. Tinder does the same thing, yeah,

but not only that. Like, I'm literally the one on Tinder with if you want to hook up, swipe left, like I don't. You don't want to be You have a podcast called Horrible Decision. I'm trying to find love. I think, I think, and so this is my way to meet regular guys like, oh my god, you're funniest too, Like I really want to meet I have and to me Instagram and Twitter. They're just now that I have more fans that follow me and I don't want to be taken out by someone who can literally tell me

my whole life. Guys, when I tell snaps stories, say it funny. You know on Snap a lot of you are telling me to do this podcast because you loved my Snap stories. I used to snap walking downstairs and be be like, oh my god, I don't never a guy in a walk up and she's walking down wing. You know, he lives on Rivington, I would be living. So now they both got to walk up each other's apartments. Terrible.

Well listen. So speaking of snap and our followers, So I actually had a guy sent me his tender story and I thought those that was really funny to to share. Mind you, I might have to read a little slow because his writing wasn't that great, so I know I gotta read it. Well. Um, so this is from one of my um snapchat followers. Shout out to Big Willie. Shout out to Big Willie. So this is his tender story and this is I was like, oh my god,

this is so ratchet. Okay, but this is his tender story. Um. I met this bad little Red last That's how I probably know. But anyways, I met this bad reading now let me read it. I know where to, you know. So I met this bad little red on tender last summer. We started texting and face timing and things were cool. First date, we hit cheesecake factory and I thought I

hit the come up for real. So at the next few weeks past, things were cool, but I could see her getting softer and corny and her responses and we hadn't even I'm guessing that means maybe she was catching feelings like to me with her responses um, and we hadn't even fucked yet. But I ignored it because that ass was fat. So one night she hit me like,

I want to cuddle. Of course we all want to come up, and of course my ears are up, and a brother had a fresh lineup and car had just been detailed, so I would we get to the house, and she was fascinated by the view and how my spot looked. I think he really liked. But this is the catch, This is the catch. You ready for this part? No, I knew it was time, so we laid around and I got Cisco unleashed the dragon, playing let's play the song setting the mood. This is his album title. I

don't think, I mean, what what are you saying? Step No, that's Drew Hill right, Oh, I'm thinking of Drew Hill, though not Cisco. I don't know one that's not as the song song. Oh this is oh okay, this was set the mood. Oh, that was set the man. If this ship comes on, you know what I'm saying. And then You're like, wait, what's happening. Wait, let's just well maybe he started with the thong song and when it's the other one. Anyways, so he said, once I've seen

she wasn't wearing panties. Damn bit she liked me. I made I made my move. She turned it up fast and hopped on an inward and started look at me and ship, I'm ready. And she gets down to the dick. She was holding it like an oscar. I just knew it was time. Next thing, I know, what's your guest? What's bit it? Use the teeth? You're ready? Next thing? Where? Next thing? I know? I hear my door being beat on. Hold.

I tried to ignore this. Listen, no bitch. I tried to ignore it it but after the tenth knock bec I hopped up because it was too late for Jehovah's witnesses to be knocking on the door. That it was her boyfriend at my door stand some little lass guy about four ten are you ready? And four kids? And I asked, what's going on? It's four am? Who are you? He says? My wife is here. I see it on my find my iPhone. This bird peeks around the corner and Brod goes off and tries to run in my crib.

I stop him, close my door, tell Shorty to get her ship, and before she gets out, she offers to finish me off. So of course I the mouth and blocked her. When the family drove off, shake my damn hose, tender hose. Wow yeah, um, that's a story dance real. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. First of all, find my iPhone does work. Second, off, if you if you feel like you're He said that they were seeing each other already. So if you feel like your wife is cheating,

niggas can get obsessive. And the kids. With the kids, it's just four, I am. You can't leave the kids in a half. I've had some No, I've never in a and I've dealt with guy had a fortunately who have girlfriends and other things and which I never even had a wife called my phone my nigga is good with a cheat, and I guess I don't know. I ain't never no wife, no girlfriend nosing him. I'm coming to you as a woman who who has time for that.

I do wanna talk about one more thing about tender that I think a lot of people are curious about with um dude. I can't stop thinking about this dick last night. I'm so embarrassed, Like you don't understand because she's in love with bumbled dick right now, bumble tongue bubble, what do we call her? Love boy? I go with it, bumble boy. You know what it was. Let me tell you what happened after he ate my pussy and I

came for the third time last night. I was sitting there and we're watching TV and like we're done, and so I go on one side and he pulls me back and starts kissing me. I'm telling you that I needed him to leave. You have to do the cuddle, the pool in the spooning, and it gets us. And then it hit me that I haven't had someone touched me like bro. Her eyes are watering. Guys, someone get the fucking tissues. She's about to cry. Bro, I'm having

a rough week. I'm not to know. This is why I want to cut off and model guy, because I need this affection in my life and I'm sick of just having bodies. I'm you're crying in your brawl with gym shoes, and I cannot be right now. I'm really cute. There's a tear coming in my face, Like, y'all, she's really putting on her shirt right now, holding the tears back. I am just I don't know why I'm crying. It's like a fucking reflex. But it's not even him, you

know what it is. I just realized and I'm so ashamed that you're done being a horror Oh I think I want a boyfriend. You two guys, can we can we have a show called Horrible Decisions if we have boyfriends? Yeah? No, Look the sound guys like no, producers like no bid? How much more can you be with a boyfriend? Well, I guess you guys can have threesomes? You're into that.

I don't know. I'm sayful. I'm okay with being no monogmous. Well, I definitely want to actually, and I'll tell you I don't care what you doing, and I wean somebody does that for me. Dude. I went to work today on a fucking cloud, and then the second I sat down, I was like, oh my god, I'm single. Like that ship wasn't normal. That was one time and it really

fucked with me. And I think that's why I got so emotional if they had nothing to do with him, he just had everything to do because it felt genuine and I don't think he wanted to leave my place. He asked me like two times, like do you want me to go? Like he wasn't sure, and like I'm sitting here telling her like in our text messages like this motherfucker must be magical. That's the word I used. I said, he has to be magical. I don't know what's wing well, no, and it's crazy and he still

holding my arm. And I met this guy on tender and I'm literally like going back and forth between wanta hop on your dick to well do you cuddle? Well? Are you looking for a girlfriend? Let me see a picture of your hands, yo, dick s I'm a corny sweet person, like I'm a slooty sensitive bit like literally with him, I want to be like, Okay, I want to know that we can have a real conversation and

enjoy each other's company outside of sex. And it's like sex is a big thing for me as far as dating, but it's like I really want to date, like, but I'm also the type that if we vibe in and we fun on the first night I could still maybe see my sub cuff and you liter on. Because I'm a person, I don't want to sit here and wait three months. I'm head over here with you because you send me Good Morning Texas every morning and we don't even know all that. Just be honest. I don't need

the text MS bullshit. Last night I got spanked. I throw fussed, he ate my pussy tail. I cried, he licked my asshole and then like touched my face and I was going to sleep for you kidding me. Get the pluck out of my apartment. I couldn't even do it. I am like, you know what it is. I think it's just my berad on this one. It's well, I don't know I have a birth control the cycle is. This is what I have to ask. Oh, so you're not bleeding because but you haven't said he ate your

pussy and this is so I'm like his wings. You know that's what it's called, right, That's what it's called. I don't want to talk. It's like if if a guy eats your pussy while you on your period, they get wings. You get it, like tampon wings, they get their red wings. I know exactly what I say, I think it's girls. I won't even want to cuddle with a guy when I'm on period, but I don't. Well, I've heard of guys being okay because they're like, it don't come out the click, the blood come out the

other part. I've had men say that to me too, either, So gross if a guy. If I'm sitting here killing with a guy, clearly we're not married, we're not together. If you want to fuck me on my period, get the funk out of my house because you are nasty nigga, and I'm nasty, but you neasty. Oh my god, I am not here, okay, but this is in my birth control. This is the week where I should be and my

girls bleeding and we're syanked up. Dude, I swear to god, I'm sucking the wind blows and I mean fucking tears like I hate birth control. I don't want to get pregnant, but at the same time, I cry my eyes out every five seconds. Um. Yeah, I'm being super emotional about this, dude. So I'm gonna do it. Suck somebody else and it doesn't work. I bet you're gonna suck someone else and it's gonna be whack. As you're gonna be like, I

just wasted a body. Why did I do this? And then you're gonna be really emotional and I don't mean you calling me. I just wanted. I hate being a girl. I don't even wear a sneakers when I be like I went and got my hair done yesterday. Do you know how embarrassed I want to get hurt hair done at Julie beauty bar. But you know what it is, it's very like sexy because we flirt a lot and we're both really freaky and like sensual. I love that we're at a nice restaurant and like you're touching my

pussy wallet where to my food? I just think, see that's why I feel like I want a boyfriend. That's boyfriend type shit. He can't be giving you the boyfriend experience, bitch, not the boyfriend experience. He gonna have to give you that title. No like you want it to look No, I don't, so now you don't do you all? See this is what period zo, bro? She just said she wants a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend. I'm just I'm not saying like I don't want him. Now. I like him,

but I don't know what. I just know what I want. I don't know him that well. We only had oral sex fifteen times, and I didn't say we've I'm just saying, like, that's how much we go down each other. I don't even know how. Why did we turn the TV on anymore? I don't know how you do that. I'm sorry. I need penetration. If I'm going to have a whole penis by me, I can. I can get a head from girls, like if you have a thing to put in your vagina, that's a penis vagina. There has to be Honestly, I

never thought I would enjoy it this much. I think he's just that good at it. I told you, I don't even know what his hobbies are. We were at the art show and I'm like, do you want to have dinner? And he's like no, I mean, I'm not really younger. I could eat your pussy though. Oh. I was like, that's right. I have never seen him but food in his mouth. I've seen him put nothing in his mouth but my pussy. The second he made me come, I was like, you have to go down with my girlfriend?

Like I was like, this is the best. Oh yeah, I shared with um my Twitter followers that you made a whole tender page for threesomes and they said you're lit as fuck. Um, Yeah, you're fucking lit. I don't think many people know of girls that say, hey, I found a girlfriend on tender. Now whoever I fun gets the fun me and my girlfriend. I don't know her

and I don't have a tender for them. You don't, but now you met her having a page with a I'm gonna say, and I'm gonna get the funk up because I'm done being a little pussy ass bitch on the name. You are a pussy like crying and ship. I knew that I like this guy when my girl was like, oh my gosh, if here are you coming, well you can give him a b J and let me know if you need help. And I was like, do I did I want to share them? Do I want? Oh wait, you didn't even want to share him? Shut up?

Oh my god, oh my god, stop. I'm fucking embarrassed right now. And I feel really you're really in your feeling. Yeah. So I want you guys to know it is possible to meet someone you like on dating apps, tender, Bumble, Instagram, suck. This is so stupid. He's not even that cute. God, he's fucking terrible. Yeah he's not my spe but no, he never had. I just want to say he's not cute so that I can feel better. But he's cute for a white guy. I'm not showers every other day,

straight girl. Anyways, I guess we'll go ahead and tie up the show now with this. I guess let's go ahead and say something nice about each other, and I'll go first. Don't I'm crying start crying? What I mean, something nice about you? Damn this is She's really about to start crying, and it's a fucking reflex. I gotta get off for the control. If I get crying, we're not gonna sit. Pro choice, guys, pro choice. I'm just kidding.

I really was. It's just like these fucking out of control emotions, Like, dude, I'm gonna get back on tender tonight. I'm not tender. Something nice. Well, I'm just glad. I don't know if you guys follow her on um anything, because no one knows who the funk you are. But she's been showcasing her new bodies. She's been actually sticking to spin class and weight class and I guess the

liquor all balance is how good she's been eating. But she's really into this fittest life bullshit, and I'm proud that you're I'm gonna tell anybody I'm coining like that, but you know, but you've you've really been She's like, I'm on class pass, come with me. I have another class and grow up on stuff. And I'm just really proud that it's something that you're sticking to. And that's super awesome. I think fit life is great. And while I'm sitting here trying to drop these pounds with my

thick ass, you are great inspiration. And she brings me to her spin classes. Guys, that is something really good. Hold on, let me tell you how ratchet Mandy is. We get to spin class and it's Saturday morning, Hell's kitchen, fucking packed house. We got the front seats, so she had never been to one. So this is one of those like boutique spin classes like the Lights and you know, all the fucking high tech thirty dollars A class like sh is on points. So I think she didn't know

what to expect. And so the music starts and he's playing. I don't know such. No, it was I'm gonna play you, guys this song. That is now the song. Just know that, Mandy, here's the music and said he and the fucking Spain like goes, that's right, girl, and here we go, and and I was, this is the song, guys, this is the song, and make you say any people, bitch, listen, bitch on that spin thing, I was like moving a hold on. You don't even see me danceing it. I

was moving my shoulders left or right. I was on it on that bike. Hey listen, I want you all to know, bitch, my ass is huge. So the fact that I was able to sit and stand and go around on this fucking bike for five minutes, I got a big as booty. You look, look it's big. This booty was on a bike in spin class. Okay. So it was like just super fun and it was great cardio and apparently sucking burn mad calories. So it's awesome. And so I appreciate you for introducing me to spin

class and getting me into that. Uh yeah, I got a little too like thin from it. So now I started lifting weights and actually getting too thin. I wish I had these problems. No, it's just like I could see my legs were getting weird shape, like things were being award, so I had to incorporate other ship, um my nice thing. So me and Mandy were actually gonna make a whole episode, I mean, a whole current event

topic about this. But last week Mandy called me and was like super stressed out, and I thought she was like, I don't know what the fun was gonna with you. I don't even know if you know what I'm talking about. And she's like, I'm going to Miami, and she was making this whole big drama scene about something that people think is nothing but can mean so much to girls

that are even mixed like us. Right, she calls me and she's like, I'm going to Miami and I want to get braids, and I'm scared of going to work with these rights. I literally called her crying. So if you guys don't know, I'm in finance right now at a fortune company and I am the only black girl in my division and the only black girl on the floor. Um, and I was going to Miami and I wanted to get my hair done, and I literally didn't know if

it would make them feel uncomfortable. I had never been at this level of corporate America, and I was nervous to get braids and I was just like, I'm the black girl, like I don't want to look like And I commend you for I think you went through that phase where you were like do I do it or not? But I commend you for sticking true to your self.

I mean, how it's going to go. You got the braids and you let her know and they actually liked it, although one of my coworkers came up to me and decided to tell me a whole story about how when she drops her kids off at the Caribbean daycare and how do you guys have to bring up great stories about the little dude? This is oh wow? Because I love Tiger Man. I could have voted for a bomb a third time. I'm over it. Anyways, wish I could

get that dark man. I love getting tan. It was it was uncomfortable, but she'd let me have it and I felt comfortable. But I think that was great that you did it. Anyways, guys, this has been episode four of horrible Decisions. I want you guys snow. You can catch me on Twitter on Instagram at full Court pumps Um and again, if you guys have any stories, if you guys have anything that you want to share with us, you guys sucked too. You know we want to know.

Please email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. You can also catch my snap at o G because I'm original gangster underscore f VP and we they where can they find you? Just on Instagram? Bro, stop showing me out. Let me do it first, and then let me be done. Turn it off. I'm done by guys, bye, let me go for ours out. I can't believe too else how to do, and I can't believe I cried. I'm ready to go