Ep36: Same Sh-t, Different D-ck

from the album Thug Mrs know what I mean. I'm so glad you know that song because she's gonna come out here and be boogie bitch because you want a little bougie little you know what I have. But I'm flivered in and so by. But you know what I'm supposed to default. We know Kayak as I was supposed to know Kaya because my blood. So again, we're going to play the rest of that song at the end because I love it that much. But but welcome, guys

to yet another episode of horrible decisions. This is your girl, Mandy Beat and I'm sitting alongside. I just want you guys to know it's really funny because I don't know how I guess it was meant to happen, but me and Mandy knew we were supposed to do an episode alone, but we thought so much during the episode that we couldn't even post it. So you were in the studio, preach Preach interjected, you were, Yeah, if you were in

the studio, you probably would have stopped. So a lot of our listeners have been asking us for solo episodes because you know, we've been very guest based, so they missed our funny as with our whole as is all of that. It was so bad, so bad. I was like, you want to do it in the middle, Like in the middle of the j was on his phone, gets off his phone, like like we can talk about it in the middle of the episode, I said, does this

need to be an intervention on air? Like I don't give a fund because I paid for the studio time, but we could talk right now, and so we literally we sent it to both of our friends. We passed the episode for an hour, maybe an hour because after we had sent it to our friends and we got so much feedback, they were just like brought. I kind of couldn't get through the episode, like there was so much arguing I don't know. Our vibes were just often,

you know, we'd be organing. Sometimes we are going but but you know, but we did it on air and I was like, I don't know what it was, and they are going to hate us. You know. Someone said to me, a friend of my back and said, I know that people enjoy y'all fighting, but this is so bad that I made like I could see somebody stop listening, period, which is which is what my friend said. So I was like, she was like, wait, you're gonna you're gonna

post that. You're not gonna edit like it was bad preach. So I wish you would have been fighting about the housing market, would I tell you? We we tried to go through. We argued at the kink of the week. We argued at what's been going on in our lives. We argued at the horrible decision but the kick of week Mandy because y'all y'all only no, no, no no, no, no, we ain't gonna get that kids to it because maybe

said run Grass was anime. I mean, she's like animate, any animate, But I say, we started arguing about about the market, We arguing about homemail. We were giving a listener advice. You're like, how do I to shug you daddy? Oh, well, you know he might want to do it. No, he ain't, because let gonna tell you what a trick on these things. Actually, we decided so it was so bad, but Mandy and I decided that when we launch our Patreon account, which

we're gonna, we don't posted. And I'm really embarrassed because it was just it's so bad. You could you could see where our gregate came out. And it's so weird because I really wasn't trying to talk to Wheezy at all, And somehow we ended up on I G Live and now we're friends again. So that's how our I don't know how it um, I don't know how days like that happened. That's never tappened to us. No, that was bad. But that was also the first time we ever fought

coming in this studio. Yeah, so we had an argument prior to the studio, and I think it just trickled into attitude. And you be on your phone when I'm never doing a catchup before. Had you been texting the whole time? I was like, I'm not talking to the wall. Oh yeah, I just didn't care about anything she was saying and in the reality and then and then and then no, but this is where it went bad. I know she spent fifteen and it's catching up on her

and I wasn't even listening. Did she went straight into the kick of the week? Because don't nobody care what I gotta say? It was said, did you want to talk? I didn't even realize it was bad? But hi, guys, Um, I guess we've already said, welcome to horrible decisions. Were just catching on. I do want to tell you, guys where you can find that episode though, Um, that's something

we should catch off on. So Mandy and I have been discussing the future of this podcast and things like that, and obviously, even though we fight, we do want to get paid. So m we've been discussing different avenues to take on, whether it's joining a network or doing advertisements or what do we do? And it seems like Patreon has been the best option for us and it'll give you, guys,

more of what you're looking for. So everybody asked for more episodes, a long episodes, video footage, merchandise, and so with the patreon um platform, what we're gonna do is We're gonna it's gonna allow you guys to subscribe to us monthly. With UM these monthly subscriptions. We're not gonna break your pockets, we promised, UM, so of course we did it, real sexual guys. So we have bases, UM and for first base, it will just be your support.

So for two dollars a month, you can support the podcast. UM. Second base is five dollars a month. For five dollars a month, we will be giving you guys extra episodes, video footage, UM, and just different different behind the scenes footage of us and footage of our episodes. UM. It's gonna start off is just one bonus episode a month, but as patreons, as we get more patreons, UM, we're gonna go ahead and post most and then the third

base it's been teen dollars a month. What you're gonna get with this is the bonus episodes, the video footage, and we're also going to give you guys a free T shirt. This will come after four months of consecutive subscription. And at this base, you guys will also get to help us plan. This bitch is blown. Mike was going to pick it up. I have a story to tell.

It's not in a second okay um, And so at this third base for fifteen dollars a month, you're also going to be able to help us plan our shows and you get a shout out on the show if you are actually making the topic for the show. Yeah. So it's gonna be really cool. It's gonna allow you guys to be a little bit more interactive, and it's also just gonna give you guys more of us, more

of whole ship. Okay, I don't know if they can handle it after that fight, but so oh yeah, I guess you guys wouldn't know unless you hear the Patren episode. But love your voice back. He got back the same amount of been in Tokyo. Things are going great. Returned from Tokyo, excuse me. And so, just to bring up the snot, we went out last night in the Dade and we got home. I was stuck in his dick and it was like a lot of gagging and my nose was running brought for a second, I didn't know

I had to running notes. I don't know what that says. You didn't know you had already know, No, it just started coming out. I was so I was like thinking to myself, like this is this like hot gag or is this like sickening? And I just couldn't figure it out, so I just like this ship off. Bit. We had some really hot sex. It was so good. Actually, this was the hardest I came last night than I've ever came since I met him, Like, and you know I cried when you cried before, so that we want to go.

We went to go see thor M, which had good reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, but I was wasn't just up for it. And we went home and Nigga laid me

on the bed. He was kissing me and being all sweet and then fucking pulls me by the hair and he goes, so, I'm gonna make your clip like until you come at least one time, and then'n take my tongue, move a little bit down where I know you like it, which is in your and he says he was going to flip me over, eat my ass from behind, and then once I come again, he was gonna suck me in it. So then I said, well maybe at that, but I am he wasn't ready for analson. I'm down

for one through two I'm just not. I know what's coming soon though, but I'm not doing issue until I gotta make him earn it a little bit more. Here's right, Well, we know we know lawyer and go, Um Lauria, here I go, Laura Bay lover boy is not going anywhere, right, I want to update. I guess the listeners on Lawyer Bay. Um, I know y'all were all rooting for me. Um, Lawyer Bay is no longer in the picture. Um. It's funny because I had this conversation with with Weezy and she

didn't understand why. Um, so I am going through everywhere. Um, I don't. So I guess we talked and we was like, really why, like you really liked him lines, you have the picture and as you guys know, I have a lot going on, you have a booker. I'm sorry was so big. Yeah, I just looked. Oh my god, was huge. Okay, anyways, I'll update you guys a lawyer bait real quick. So

I'm going through a lot of things with my personal life. So, as you guys know, I'm currently in school, um, obtaining my BS and accounting and in the state of New York, you need a hundred and fifty credits in order to reach the c p A UM well to get your c p A. And so I've actually just added another semister up school. So I'm now completing a hundred and fifty credits of school UM and getting my second degree. And so dealing with lawyer Bait, he was draining me.

Your name, your your nose is draining, but he was draining me mentally. I felt like I couldn't be happy for the things I was happy about. He's currently dealing with health issues with his father, he hates his job, he just moved into a the apartment. He had a friend who died, and it was literally every time we talked, it was when you said that, I was like, well, then it seems like he just has a lot going on. But yeah, but it was literally to the point where

I'm just like it became to where I enjoyed. I literally was stimulated through our conversations and his intellect and was gone and what yeah, essentially what turned me on about him, I felt like I couldn't even enjoy anymore everything. Every time we would talk, I literally felt like, I

don't know, bro, Like it was draining. So I think they still had those people in our lives, and I don't think I can really say it's a man I've been with, but friends in my life that made me feel like the soul was sucked at me when they guys the soul like if I saw them ring, I was like, I can't deal. I can't deal with this bitch right now because it was just too much, whether be a butt, a man, or something in family and

that energy. It's like, I don't know, and it's not like because you want to be there for someone that's going through so I wanted to. I tried, but there's something specific about people that just pull it out of you that like and then you you give them advice, You're having this phone call because you want to make them feel good and then you know they call you for it and they won't take it, like let's get out, let's make you feel better right now. And that's and

that's how he wasn't. He was also suffering anxiety and depression. He was diagnosed to where he was taking medication for it. And because and because I've dealt with my mom taking medication, my sister taking medication, and so many people around me being depressed or nope, Nope, it's not high, but just

dealing with so so much mental instability. I thought that I was the person that could take it on and I was like, Shure, if I could deal with my god, dad, Mama and my sister, I could deal with a nigga and with just with my life currently. I needed the balance of someone to take the stress off of me because I'm doing so much, and because he couldn't even provide that. It wasn't even about the sex, it wasn't about the dick. It it was literally just the conversation

that I did. Like at one point, I wasn't getting anymore and so I was just like, you know what. And so anyway, fast forward, that's led me now to have two new booths. UM one is fairly new. UM one is almost a month in and he's a felon. So if you follow, if you follow my Instagram, I

went on Live and talked about Felon Bay. There's so many details that you talked about that I guess you honestly couldn't tell me during the fighting episode because everybody just led me to road your asshole and let me tell the stories. Apparently on Instagram line, it's only seventy people there were, but it was seventy ongoing bitch. They

was listening because the ship was interesting. So if you've heard Mandy's been like, oh, her, I'm you always dealing with them drug dealing as Mandy talks about, actually, I'm sorry the previous episode, how man, how to do this? How you gotta have money? What's this physical therapist is gonna do? How are you gonna help this bitch out? And this bitch Mandy just said she is dating a nigga that got no job, can't get a job because

he's a felon on somehow has his own apartment. So of course everyone and was like, well, how he paid his bills? Don't worry about that, but he does. Okay, I don't know, but this is my concern and this is why I haven't looked at it for long term because I feel like, at any given moment, he could be locked up again. And I'm not a writer die type of bitch if he goes to prison. Audio side now like it was fun, why the last bit. I

ain't going to jail. I'm not putting money under there, like, I'm just really interested because you have but you asked people a lot like, oh, what do you do? Blah blah blah, Like that's such a conversation. What are your goals? So of course when we first met his goals personal trainer, that's what he wanted to be, And I was just like, oh,

what you've been doing twenty four months? He spent eight years in prison, in and out since he was sixteen, eight years since he was sixteen years asked you a question, Sorry, my ears are clogged. So I'm just gonna have to do it like this. I had to take if he because people love to say a job as a job, right. But he wouldn't hire him, bitch. He worked at McDonald's. They won't hire him. When I take that, turn you, we'll turn you off more than smell like fries right now? Yeah,

I'm not dating a guy who smells like fries. I'm sorry. I'm just not. I'm sorry. Um, but what's crazy about that? And it's something that we've talked about. Actually, funny story I want to start the first time he came over, Um, bitch, I was watching watching lock up raw. Did you know at this point? I mean, he had admitted it, but

what was he doing debunking us? Some cookies. So I like watching prison shows, and as we were talking about how he was talking about going to the shoe with ship, I like my seriously turned the channel to hollow Man because I was like, this cannot be on TV. Walk telling wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. So when he was watching how long did you watch? Lock Up Him? I was watching Oh. As soon as he started telling me he'd been in prison, I took the remote and

changed the channel because I felt completely uncomfortable. But then it's so funny because I didn't want to watch it on TV. But butch, we was laying in bed the other night, and I ain't gonna lie. He fought the ship out of me so good. The other night. I had to tell him he was really rough. I think that comes from being in jail. He was a little too rough for me and I like it rough, but I had to tell him like, like bitch, I felt like I was gonna bruise, Like bitch was like holding

me down my neck. I was just like whoa, Like it's a little rough, but no, it's hard to tell someone to be too rough. I got my Teddy's finch too rough last night and he was like, you don't like that, and I'm like, nigga, it hurts my nigga, that hurts. So I mean, so we were talking and I want to go. I guess I want to give you guys kind of a backdrop if you guys listened to the show. I'm always teased about. I mess with athletes. I got an African, I got a diplomat. All my

niggas like millionaires in real life. I mean no, I mean, yeah, okay, just a little bit. I talked to niggas with money, and it's crazy because I get a lot of guys that constantly hit me a do you talk to regular niggas? And it's like, actually, can you know a regular? This isn't really regular, but it's it's crazy because we were so we were laying in bed the other night and he got a little scar on his cheek, so I was like, did you get that? And Jail was it

like a gang fight? Like so why you know? So he like I felt so childish, So I wasn't yes, girl, good as story. He was like a good story. So he was telling me like how he had um. I guess he was of course a part of a gang in there and they jumped him because he didn't agree with something and he wouldn't get some other side. But then it scared me because he was like, yeah, I got put in the shoe for that and know and so the shoe for you guys that don't know a

solitary confinement. So then the story had to end because then I kind of got scared. He was like yeah, but he should have known not to foe with me. So I had all of them shot while I was in the shoot, and I was like, you have to shot and he was like yeah, you know, stab cut, like they all had to get back for what they did to me. And I was just like, okay, no more stories. Um, come get your moment. I'm scared. Where I was like, so I used to fuck a dude,

the Jamaican DJ. Wait real quick pause before you get into this. I want to say that while we were telling these stories on Instagram Live, they were all like, get Weezy in here, get Weezy here. So as soon as we yeah, so as soon as Weezy come on, she was like, girl, I'm more power to you. Girl. You know I put with him hood niggas so you because I feel like we all know what they're like, the long we all know how long it's gonna last.

Maybe not no, because some women get sucked in and I had been at one point, but I feel like at this stage in the game, like you know what he's there for, but a lot of women don't. I was gonna say, like one of those ghetto moments of my life was, uh, it was about him with this drug dealing, ask to make a nigger. And I went to his house. Are we even dating for a few months?

And I jumped in the bed like to lay down, and all I bitch, I fucking felt the gun right on my head and he's like, we're like so anyway, bitch, my whole ear was like blood shot? What did he say? Do to accent? And all I can't, I can't. I was just laughing. I can't love her. Boys got Yeah. So when um, we were in the bathroom, like I don't know if there's blood in my ear, what was going on? He was like, you know, we have to teach it for shoot it now. I was like, I

don't feel like there's gonna be a home invasion. This is a very safe neighborhood. He's got a nice house, so translation he said that he had to teach you how to shoot the gun. Now, I guess he was like one, now that you know it's there, and like you know you're coming over more often. Like what if a nigga comes and run up on me? And I said, then he runs up on you, Maybe I'm getting mercy. If I gotta suck something to get out of situation, I'm getting down. So so we're we're gonna dig more

into this is actually our horrible decision. We're gonna talk about the different types of dudes. We haven't been no, no, what We're gonnaheadtime. Goddamn it, preach. We gotta extra what five minutes on top of that? Now, I'm just like, but but we're gonna First of all, I'm already taking care of the show, right. So this is a slight update on what's been going on with us. UM. I wanted to get into our kink of the week, um, And the kink of the week for this week is

at proctophilia. Okay. At proctophilia is the sexual arousal from fat flatulence. UM. This is when someone sticks sticks their nose into someone's but um and receives a full force of their partners intestinal gases. Um for some farts are sexy. Um. So I wanted to actually um put this question out there because we actually had a listener letter come into us. Um Uh. Female said that her guy likes to come in, um whether she's coming in from work or whatever, and

he gets the the arousal of sniffing her ass. Um And I kind of want do you remember the letter? I couldn't find the chick from. Yeah, I can find it. I looked if you can find anyways. Um. So when I got that email, I was kind of just like, and I believe it was in our d M. When I got that letter, I was just like, he enjoys sniffing your ass. And she actually didn't know how to got it. She found it. Okay, can you read this real quick? Oh my god, y'all should bring up butt

sniffing as a fetish. My on and off again lovers oft obsessed, obsessed with sniffing my butt hole. He prefers that if I've been doing a couple of urs too, when it's so weird because it turns me on, how much it turns him on. He came for butt sniffs too, so then she's screenshots a fucking d A text t center. Oh what is the tech saying? I wish you could bend that ass over and put your phone between your legs and play with that pussy as your asshole draws

from pleasure. Hell yes, I wanted smelling like you've been at the gym sweating that ass off. Maybe some of your juice is flowing towards your booty hole and I'll sniff all that up. Oh my god. Okay, so I have a question for you. Would you feel I mean, clearly we're open um with a lot of things sexually, would it be weird for you if lover boy wanted to smell your ass or wanted you to fart in

his face? Dude, we're so like that's pretty. I don't know if, And it's crazy because I've got an ass also have the last night he spread my ass open, so I was like, you know, we had like five courses the fun you doing? I know, I gotta give up the ass because we had dinner. But I honestly thought I was gonna fart last night. I kept trying to like flip over all rough, like no funk my

face because I thought I was gonna fart. But I I only say this because, like, now that I've been dating him so long, I feel like I could be like, Nigga, you tripping, But also I can't because you ain't not about to sniff no other bitches farts. I mean, I just think it's you need to smell a fart, you smell in mind. I mean, it's just it's like, is it a smelly fart? Is it like a like? Is

it like? What kind of fart is it? I think I think the same way we had to talk about the different kinds of weird thing is I can understand thank you dirty panties only because female musk. It's it doesn't like a fishy smell is bad, of course, but I ain't like we're not a pussy sweat and I don't think that it smells bad at all. I think it just smells like, I mean, a sweaty pussy. Though it is different. I think that that's panties all day.

So that's what I'm saying, dirty panties. I feel like it's not that weird, but a little bit that's ship, bro, you know what, I don't think so I brought it. I wanted to actually bring this into um, something that a lot of females may have experienced and not and I'm not sure what it is. So although we're talking about farts right now, UM, I want you all to know your pussy could fart too. And so I looks that up and that's actually called queefing. Um it can

actually it can actually also be called a vart. So fart would it be? Um? And this is actually the result of trapped uh. It's so this is a result of a trapped pocket of air getting pushed out of the vagina. So this happens a lot when you're having sex and maybe they're going too fast or too hard and if their dick comes out and goes back in there, allowing air to go in there. And so a lot of times this happens, UM, and you fart. And I want a lot of women to know that this isn't

something to be embarrassed about. UM. I think a lot of men at this point know that what a vart is? Right? What was Go ahead and start and make that pussy and make your pussy fart. That's what that song said. Yeah, I actually want to read something I didn't tell you about this, But when I read when you sent me the outline or whatever. I read something once I don't remember where I read it, Snapple cap who knows, And it said that if you blow inside of a vagina

could kill somebody. Did you hear that? Never listen to this. It is very true, but a very rare occurrence when air is blown or forcedly directed into a vagina without allowing any air to escape, and air embolism, the abnormal presence of air in a cardio cardiovascular system could form, which is fatal. Women who are more at risk for this or unlikely for this unlikely possibility. I can't read anyway, you could die a very large amount of air where

to be blown or forced into your vaginal canal. Yes, it's possible, to answer your brother stream closing blockage kind of like how you can't blow air into us um the veins or what is it like, Ivy, you can't blow your You can't do that? I remember, girl, So if you ever want to, you know what I'm saying, a great way to do this. I'm watching a lot of mind Hunter. You know what I'm saying for him?

Like you like the bitch eater Posty, put your hands around the hole and then be like, don't know what happened, you know, I just I really doubt her heart stop, I'm playing like your mom. We were watching TV and all of a sudden, all of us sudden by Karen. So that's our kick of the week. I want to go ahead and we're gonna get into our horrible decision and this is gonna take you up the show because we ain't shap and I'm sorry. We got a lot

of niggas to talk about. So you sent in some homemail by the way, the white guy question, um, what was the other one? The woman in d C and something else. We read them on the Patreon episode, so you guys can catch them there. Um. So the horrible decision for this week is same ship, different Dick. And I wanted to say this because we've messed with a

plethora of men. Um, we absolutely bit. I guess I guess if anybody, I must have been more different types of niggas than you because but to me, though they've all been black, they've been different bitch. Okay, I mean they all had sleeping well so so we have. So the listeners have heard me talk about lawyer Bay and now I have a felling bay um. And of course y'all know I talked girl. Somebody wrote me and was like, I'm better than all three of them lakers you had.

So so I wanted to talk about kind of kind of the different types of men that we've talked to, What has steered us away from some of the men we maybe have talked to in the past, um, and what has what has attracted us to new men. So I guess we can kind of talk about you a little bit. We talked about me and you know my different types right now, So you went from Dayton Niles and um hoods to now dating white foreigners. So so I want to talk about, like everyone knows about lover boy.

We're not gonna sit here and spend all the time how you like accents and all that, now, but what were the different type of men that you dated prior to him? Let me just say this about foreigners period. Um. It's not an accident thing. I make the joke. But so, I don't know what happened where I wanted to kind of go outside of my box, which was only black men. I had nothing to do with not wanting to date

black men anymore. It's just like I always felt like I just limited myself, like I wouldn't even look or kiss a white dude. I remember, Yeah, So what happened was I went on maybe a few dates with white American guys, and I just felt like they were racist and they don't get shipped and they haven't seen anything in their lives. So that's why I really believe in my heart that I can't go outside of like white euro white or anything or even like South American Latino dudes.

I'm just speaking from art Black here because I feel like white American dudes just ask me dumb shit. So how is it sewn in your head? Do they put a needle in your head? Make a shot up? And like? And so you don't get these questions from foreign white men, not that I don't get them, but either they they're not dumb questions or I mean, because a lot of my conversations are about niggas ship like should I was out dinner last night with boy talking about fucking black

people and Meek Male and injustice in the systems. We went to Andrew Schultz's comedy show the other night and there was a dude making act like jokes about how his African side comes out as American side comes out, and he was like, I totally get it. I understand. I've seen black people in Yarpe. I've been through these things. I see different types of people. American dudes just see this black white thing, whereas foreign or see the rest of the world. You're not just black here. You could

be black everywhere else. And like I rever a guy I dated from Slovenia, funny it's where Trump's wife's from. He said to me. I was like, have you ever been with a black girl? And he wrote me back with a question mark and genuinely was confused. He was like, oh, well, never African. But girls that are black, yes, like dark dark skin, like black French girls, because he thought of what I meant was African when I said black. He's like, anybody could be black. That's how he really thought of it.

He didn't even think African. And I just like that they have that about them. Um, the guys I used to take before, we're yeah, but see. And what I don't want to do is make this even a race thing because just like you said, well, you've dated a lot of the same guys. I actually want to talk about the different because because even though I've dated black guys, I mean, I'm just saying I remember, which you remember when I when we used to go out back in

the day, which I had a dread and gold radar. Okay, if we both had dreads, were like, oh, I want him. That's what I wanted at the point where I wouldn't even look at anyone else that didn't have dreads. And this may have been just us coming from Florida. Bitch, if you had dreads. And I'm not gonna say, I'm gonna sit and you guys that don't know what a dog is, that's a car sitting on very high don't. Yeah, So my too good here bitch back in the day was high before I got up to nowhere. Used to

write it on the car. So girl. So my boyfriend tenth grade in high school had permanent golds two to the top um uh bottom grill golds and rode a Chevy and Paula on twenty two that you heard every time he came to campus. He was a senior. I was never cut the corners. It was just you know, he had to go slow. Um. And so that was in high school, and then I just felt like as I got to my senior year, I'll say, is when

I started not only dealing with older guys. I had a Magic player and a Warriors as a senior in high school. You remember the one I used to go, Um, I don't want to say his name, but the one I used to see and that played for the Magic This is my senior year anyways, And you know the other one, Oh oh not him. No, So there was another Magic player, but I was like twenty by that time. Look like, I'll show you a picture. Anyways, So he still play ball. He went overseas and now he doesn't

play ball. Um. But and then of course I had the other NBA player which I've talked about on the show, that wanted me to piss on him and um, and so I feel like just dealing with them, I was introduced to different things. So I was being flown out. I was seeing the world at this point. I grew up in a single parent household me and a trip to us was going to Daytona or Coco. My mom

couldn't afford to put us on a plane. And so when I started dealing with these guys who had money and who wanted to see me, they put me on a flight and I was able to literally see the fucking world. Um, and then from there to it escalated. Bitch, I'd have had a diplomat of a country a bitch and had an African that had his own business, and so I was used to seeing guys make money legally

and have a lot of it. So I guess that kind of steered me away from dealing with villas, um cameras or drug dealers, and so, I mean, it's so crazy, it's funny. I have to say this because I know it's a very popular thing now, but when I was working with her niggas, scamming wasn't a thing. And honestly, I feel like scamming is so morally wrong, which is so funny, because drugs, I'm just like, oh no, like

that's not a big deal. I buy them. But also I don't know if I was never I don't really know if I ever was talking to someone that had like trap houses, like feeding crackheads and keeping them down. Like to me, it was always just like, oh, you sell weed, you sell some coke to some rich people, whatever. It wasn't a big deal. But scamming is like a hustle to me that I don't think I could ever

get with No, I can't. I don't agree with it, although I'm not gonna lie to you, which um living in New York City, I need to find me in Brooklyn, NYGOA because I want these Louis Baton shoes and want did you see those games and say you hate motherfucker's rob people, but you definitely want to buy some? I sure do so, But I mean I think it's just weird. So even having guys approached me with the question do you date regular guys? Um, I like, to me, it's

a big thing with confidence. Um. So if a guy approaches me like, but you don't regular guys, can you talk to me? To me, I feel like you're already putting yourself below me or you feel like you don't have what it takes to date me, And so that's an automatic turn off. Like I've dated like some waiters or bartenders since I moved to New York and like they just had that fucking I say, I don't know what it is. Bro Like, oh word, okay, you're you working?

Like that's so if you're an exact go for you, so you know what I work late tonight, but I want to come check you anyway, go on with the game. So I say this to say, aside from color, I feel like a lot of us women date a wide variety of men, I guess, so to speak. And so what would say if you had to list maybe five. We won't make a list of twenty, because lord knows

we could probably get that far. But if you could list of five, list five careers types, whatever type of guys you've dated, who have been your top five to enjoy the most that I want like and what made the difference. So I'll say, mind so that you can get an idea of what I'm talking about. So I've got mine DJ. You know who that is, of course, NBA player. Um, I've had a director of a government organization,

a diplomat, and a rapper. I'll say those are Those are the five different types of guys that i've kind of dress some name now and I noticed I like them the most because they're those fast thinkers they are. They give me really good perspective. People in corporate America, like you and I do give each other good advice, but it's the same advice. And I feel like when you talk to someone that's outside of your world. They

just think of something else you would. It's so weird because I don't think you realize although we work in corporate. It's so funny a lot of people who know me view me as an entrepreneur. And I don't think you even view yourself as an entrepreneur yet not. But what this is that we're doing, what we're creating irepreneurs, like you know, just talking a lot of way about Patreon and ads and giving up half of our money to be part of a network, and like just hearing different

perspectives someone that has a successful business. It's great And I really enjoyed dating entrepreneurs the most. And I noticed a trend um second. I would say our lawyers. I've been with a lot of um should I forgot lawyer athletes now where you know it's not basketball, but that in a few years we didn't talk. I was dating like I really am like a fan of like a soccer player body. Yeah they're too small. Yeah, I liked dating athletes. Um, I would say after that is government workers.

So people that are like I don't know, just someone that's got that like super strict whether it'd be like

military which I would never date again. Um, I was gonna say USBs, I don't know, and then after that I'd say entertainment industry, so not like rappers, but like if people that are producing are all around or doing shows, because I mean in the club right, But above all, I think that the athlete attraction, which is why I get it for you, is you're they're so committed of their bodies and this thing, and they have a craft, right, they have a town. When you date someone, they don't

have a talent. So when you date an athlete, they do, and they've either got fame for it, or they're admired for it, or it's something that's so special about them that nobody else has. You're telling me that other people can kick a ball like you and not be at work today. No, No, it's just that I can suck the diferen believe I'm gonna say this. I kind of enjoyed the athletes schedule. I hated it well when I was dating, Like the day of a game, had to

take a nap. Is off for summer. You've got a lot of fucking travel time which I can join you on, which is fun, And I don't know, like it's a

different lifestyle, something new to talk about. UM. I don't know for women that are always like seeking these guys like athletes, rappers and entertainers, there is one thing if you have a regular lifestyle, it's gonna be very hard to be with somebody like that, which is so and I want to talk about that because I feel like that's why I have gone away from dealing with athletes, um or anyone with those type of schedules. UM. And

I want to let you guys know. So as you guys know, I'm now working in finance and I'm a full time student, so I have responsibilities to not only work, but to attend class. And these guys do want you to be available. So when I was a bartender, Oh, who's easy, bitch, gave up my ship hopped on a flight, and so we would insulted in how men I'll meet now? Yeah, they hate that you're not available. They hate that they

can't see you when they want to see you. And then that's another thing, you can't really see them when you want to see them. You have anything is I was talking to Oh, it wasn't love a boy, Maybe it was, and we were talking about was Kalifa's girlfriend. She's so hot, how she's hot whatever, And I was like, oh, she's a stylist. Starts laughing and we're like, oh, what did she do before before him? Right? Because you I mean every single picture she has with him whatever beautiful, right.

But I'm saying every single picture she has with him because she's with him. So you have to drop your life. So that means you have to literally commit to this ship because there might be a girl that nigga met that has nine to five, that it's an average girl and he's like, you're great, but I want to take you all over the where with me and you can't.

And what level headed chick is gonna fucking really drop their ship for someone and no assurance if they're going to have anything when they come home, you know, a karuchi things like that. So I think the girls that seek these dudes cannot be the average girl. You really have to be the girl that plans your own ship because you might have to get up and go with a nigga. When I was dating you know who who you hooked me up with? Oh god, now he um, I remember there would be times where he'd hit me

up the day before. Actually he's done it since he's yeah, and like, come with me? Yeah, do you want to come with me to a cabin tomorrow? What? Or like yeah? Or even guy, you want to come to Portland? Want to come to Memphis? It's always a whack ass cities. No, I don't want to come to them, asked him once. And I was like take me with Are you with you? And he's like, oh, I don't know. I'm like, because the bitches are late, that's why you won't take me.

I was telling lover boy. He likes you know, he's always going in the next games. I was like, oh, the Cavaliers are playing lest Yeah, it was my We like, what are you gonna take me to the game. He's like, well, this one, I just got a lot of friends. But you know we could do another one. Like when the magic come we all know friends. No one wants to see the magic back. I want to see Lebron football playing. As you heard what that guy said about him. What

so you know Lebron was riding the train. Oh yeah, and so he pushed the camera away and he said, I didn't have my lotze yet this morning. I don't blame that dude, I don't. That's one thing I'd love about New Yorkers. People said that guy was being phony. I believe him. Sure he knew he played basketball, not football. But dude, if I'm fucking commuting, I don't give a funk who's on the train. If I'm just thinking next to somebody that I like, but not a big deal

to me, Nicki Minaj. So if that bitch put the camera on me at eight o'clock in the morning, ship or fucking commuting home, I'd be like, bitch, I don't fun the pink print that you know, Michael Rappapart was like Lebron over here thinking he in Disneyland. Bro. They rode the train like it was a fucking amusement park, and I'm just like, na, we get on this ship every day. So I wanted to so as we're talking about, um,

these different guys. I know, I mentioned it in the beginning of the episode, and so I want your advice. And you know, I never asked your advice for Ship because I really don't give a funk what you have to say. UM, but I want your advice on this on Felon Felon Bay because you have dealt with felons prior in your life. I want how much for you? I'm not your advice because it's not like you give good advice and don't give a funk about what you gotta say. And now you date a lot of niggas

has been in jail. So what would be your advice to me and our listeners, UM for someone dealing with someone who has had time UM and someone who you may not. I know I don't see long term, but I've I've really enjoyed his company. So do you have any advice to do? I just leave it. I don't think you should stop dating him, but I just think that you could accept disappointment, possibly only because you gotta be okay with the fact that maybe what was he

to jail for gun charges? Did he kill somebody? I asked him that, and somehow we got away from the question. I don't think. I don't think he killed anyone though, like a year gun was at sixteen, he got locked up till nineteen, got out and got locked up from twenty to five. Okay, if somebody someone, how do is

he now? If someone keeps making the same mistakes, I don't know, because the thing is like all you're gonna do next is something that you know how to do, right if you're not prepared to quote unquote hold somebody down, meaning that you're gonna have to deal with the fact that they may work at a Chipotle like you said, and I like some bullshit job. If you can't accept that and you don't like the idea of it, after six months, when that poppy love baby bluesh it is gone,

that's gonna be your nigga? Now? Is that something that I should let him know up front? I mean, I wish we had a felon sitting in front of us, but um, is that something that I should let no like listen, I'm not alride a die bitch like you know, like or should I just let it be like lave right out like I told him already? This is the first Like I'm making an exception. I've never talked to someone who's done jail time. Um, I don't know, like real jail time, like he spent a month. I don't

know if you owe him that yet. Okay, just like men or women, they don't know each other. Like if you don't, if you're you're not gonna know how deep you fall for him. Dude, you might want to do these things for him, and that's what happens to him, and that's what happened to me. But he asked me what I want for Christmas? That's kind of movie. Why he gotta steal my Christmas gifts? See saying you see you see free, you see why he got john he

made money? How No, that's the thing. If you're encouraging and accepting gifts, when that nigga goes to jail, you're not gonna be cool with it. So that's gonna be the thing. You've got to decide, which you know, playing field you're gonna have with it. Are you gonna think it's cool that he can sell drugs? Are you gonna be okay with it? Are you gonna to be chill with getting the gifts and enjoying his drug money and then just cut him off that simmer. I don't think

he sells drugs. Let's not assume his money comes from drugs. Do you think? I don't know, but to my knowledge, he said he's steered away from drugs because that's the easiest way to go back in and he's still in probation. I don't think he scams. You can't pay rent because you gammer cards. I don't know. I know he's not an escort because his dick ish medium, So I mean no job fucking eight year prison ay and medium dick.

I don't know. I think, and I think the nice thing about what's happening to you is that you can acknowledge that you just like him for him. And that's some I do, and and it's and it's weird because even on a sexual level, I don't even think it's all the way here say all the time that you would seven because he has a neck tat or faced hat. So but it's weird because even when when I met and I said, we would even talk about him anymore. But um, when I met him, he was broke, he

had diying bags in his Timberland boots. He did he was in the streets, and so that is kind of and of course he was an up and coming rapper. It was everything I said against, and it's why I never saw anything but sex with him. I didn't want to take it fur there. He had great conversation, he's a great individual, like he makes me laugh, he's funny, he's great to be around. But because of those reasons, I was like, this isn't someone I can see myself.

I'm not even telling you to cut the dude off because I don't think you should, because I know a lot of people gonna hear this and be like, oh, give him a chance. I'm not saying that you shouldn't. I'm just saying that you need to make You need to make an educated guest on his life style. I know, but like it's crazy because someone spent ten years of his twenty eight year old life in jail. I know. That's most of his adult life. And I've been thinking

about this, I know. So it's something that every time we talked, is gonna be excited to be out and fucking bitches and things like that? Is he gonna be a headache for you? Like you need to just I'm trying to get him to go to the pretty Ricky conslet with me. I'm hopefully him, But you don't be getting free ship you see. You see what I'm talking about. See even the producers like, bro, the shade is real,

very serious. What are you gonna be okay with? And you have to ask yourself this dude, listen to me, if I had to tell you that I was gonna be waiting for Lovaby that long the day I met him. Absolutely not, I wouldn't have done this, but my feelings got too deep. So like now I just want to make sure that in the next relationship, got like if I have to over God forbid, that I know what

I'm doing next time. And I'm looking at the things that I'm taking the guesses like I'm understanding the situation and I'm I'm preparing myself right, I don't. I don't know. I think it's something. I'm just really how much time do you spend with him? A week? One week he came over three times, and I was like, three times a week for me is a lot, Like have you been to his place? No? He keeps telling me like you kind of my place next time, and it's just like he claiming he got a foot on and I'm

just like that ain't all friend. He just moved in maybe two and a half months ago, so this is and he's one stop for me on the train, so he's in my neighborhood. I mean, I don't know where I mean and I am And but jail Nigg is gonna feed you the best lines, bro, that's the only thing. They're gonna make you feel like the only girl in the world and so special. But he he doesn't. I mean, we started off very, very honest with each other, like I mean, girl like, I didn't even gonn tell you

like bitch came over. The first two times he brought up seven and I said, listen, how how did he figure out? He was wearing Vans? So he was like, yo, that nigga wear vands. I can wear Vands. And he was like, Yo, you heard this nigga, this nigga album he was talking about, talking about him like he really likes him, and I'm just like, But the third night he came over and brought that nigga up, I was just like, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. We

cannot sit here and talk about this nigga. He was like, damn, you got something to this nig I was like, okay, it's just awkward. And I think that I was sucking the nigga like for a long time. Can you not like bring him up? It makes me feel awkward. And so I was honest with him because I just felt talking about him every time he come over. It's weird. So, I mean we've been really trans parent with each other, UM as far as um who were having sex with all of that. So it's been it's been were you

the homemail for this week? I think that was the homemail? Like, bitch, what do I do? I'm dealing with a felon? Um, I'm just I don't know. I think you got to write it out. I just think that you have to have expectations with this. It's just like, if if a chick was dating a rapper, what should you expect? If a girl was dating a negative you in the club? What should you expect? If you're dating a felon? What

should you expect? That's a good way to look at it, right, because because I do treat people differently, like wanting the worst, because you don't. It's not about expecting the worst. It's just like, okay, you could happen. Just acknowledge that this maybe some of the best you ever says you can't breathe this, Clara Nember, I mean Clara Clara's fuck. Anyways, I guess we did um kind of a lot of rambling,

But I hope you guys kind of enjoyed. We don't really we kind of talked about some hole ship, but not too much ho ship. But I mean, shop you you've had your ass wide open the other night, so I guess that was exciting and you amos parted in this face. Um, I don't know. We're gonna go ahead and try to give you guys, um more episodes of just Us, because it seems like you guys have been asking for it. I hope you enjoyed kind of this episode and we kind of went all over the place it.

Oh yeah, So next week we have a trans man who came onto the show, so it'll be really interesting. And then the week after that, y'all motherfucker's will see us at the live show. Shout out to Cast. Yeah, bitch, it's in two weeks. You're not ready, are you know? You're not ready at all. I want to give a huge shout out to Cast sound Web. They are sponsoring our live show. Also, a lot of y'all motherfucker's in New York are starting podcasting. She don't be booking, but

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I was gonna mention something about the show. Oh yeah, if you guys want to just you know, be in our lives a little bit. Mandy and I were talking about what are we gonna wear for this show, and man, he's like, I kind of want to do with the corporate look to had I already bought my office, so I hope you're not asking for advice. Go ahead. I want to wear a tea and jeans. Okay, so we's

gonna wear a T shirt and jeans. I feel like I'm always in bodysuits and I look thought e I'm the fucking so I'm gonna be I'm gonna be more classic. I want to wear like I just want to feel relaxed, and I feel like if I'm too dressed up that I'll overdo it in my own head. And I just feel like if I'm wearing a teen jeans and heels,

and I'll feel but you're gonna be sexy. And also speaking of heels, I want to let your hoss know if y'all are on CEP time or fashionably late or whatever the case, maybe we have oversold the amount of tickets two seats, so there is standing room, um, and so I want to let you guys know that the doors will open at seven the show will start promptly at eight pm. We do have to start on time, so if you guys are looking for a seat, I do want to let you guys know please show up

early as there is standing room. So bitch, if you want to look cute, to wear your heels, but you know you might show up late, you might want to bring a pair of slides and your god damn purse. Um. And that's kind of all the information I think we want to share. Do you have any other information you want to give our listeners before we sign out? So send me your remedies for my dose. All right, this has been yet another episode of horrible decisions. Hollow you

put you're trusting the nigga stupid hole? How you think God he won't suck your best friend, then your sister a lie to y'all, then school y'all get mad. If it's homeboys do y'all. He's a nigga. Don't let him fool y'all. They all dogs, that's what they do. Said, you're gonna stop to the ship they pull and get your own ship. That's what you do. And don't worry about him boy, his yous man. You make him sweat doves on your ship and you ride by music high

as hell too. He's watching you, lusting with his bit. You find at him, not at him, keep right and you see him later because I want to stop by when he sees you off the chain looking good to you even got his bitch wanna freak you. You don't trust no little no, No, you can't trust no nigga.

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you have to learn the hard way. I get the fool about what your might have to say, because you'll see I'm a queen in the end though, you see what you're gonna be in the ear broke, don't win nothing, win nothing, stuck in the hood while I'm straight looking love. They're living real good. So trust, don't make a fucking nigga get your own ship to let him know that he's fucking with a raw bit with her head on the shoulder, nose hot goals and when the sounder, let

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