Ep25: #HoesBeLike Feat Mal

is Wheezy for reason? Bit you used to be in love with little way you did girl. He was he was all over your school binder. Let's not let's fucking not anyway. Guys, Hi, um, welcome to you another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy be and I'm um and this is episode what one of them episodes? We don't be knowing the numbers until we sid in real life. I don't know if it's your first episode.

We have so many new listeners since we've been on Lipstick Alley, and you know, Lipstick Alley is a place for I feel like exposure. So I just want to say I really appreciate all of you guys that have I appreciate them for saying the good things, but you have not been dragged for filth on there like I have, bitch,

I have in you, so I can't get dragged. You do want to go ahead and actually since I mean instead of talking about I don't want to actually talk about because now that we are on Lipstick Alley and we've made like, hey, we're on LIPSICALI, I know people have started reading what the funk is on there about me? Um, So I do want to let y'all know I was broke his fun at one point, sleeping on a hair mattress. Yes,

I was. I do want to let you guys know that. Um. A lot of things that are on there that were said about me was when I was finding myself. I was, oh, bitch, act like I was sucking these millionaires and sleeping on an air mattress, etcetera, etcetera. Bitch. The first trip I took out like in real life, that's what paid for my bed, white bullshits, my first trip with a little money trip um. Um. So there's just quite a lot of negative things said on there about me. Had some

hard job I had an ankle bracelet. Bitch, you shot, You're I'm trying to think. Do I things said about me? I'm a little sick allie or a mug shot. I mean it's completely wiped. I could pay to make it go away. Yeah, I don't think I can. Actually had my geeky best friend Panock, who knows everything about everything, like trying to google the ship out of it, I think, or maybe it wasn't him. I don't know, but I couldn't find it. Still, so, um, well, we haven't seen

each other. We haven't even really spoke this week because you've had a friend in town. So is there anything? Okay? So I'm gonna go ahead and ask us. I didn't want to ask us off air because I just wanted to start a you have you eaten her pussy? Because she's fine as funk and I was just me and my room. We were just sure that y'all were fucking. I was sure because she's like, come say hi, come say hi. So her friend is in town from from Many and I'm just sure they're fucking because I would

find everybody. Well, you gotta say something in German, you gotta be sexy with it. Say, how do you say in Germany? Say like, um, hi, Daddy, I want to suck your dick in German. Get in, Get in the mic and tell them I'm really killing Papa. That ship sound sexy? Say one more time, one more time, hey Papa, Oh bit, you're lucky. I don't speak another language of God damn. So okay, answer the question for the listeners,

because I'm sure they haven't had sex. Do you like girls? Well, I never tried wheezy and you ain't even turn her. How goddamnit, waste of a friend. Okay, let me tell you, let me explain it. Me and Issa met in the club like it's okay. We found out six years ago and she was into inning for somewhere in Orlando, and we became amazing friends. I came and visited her in Germany. We took a cruise together, and I had a total crush on itsa because what happened when I saw you,

when I met you? Yeah, maybe I hear you her, but I will post her but on our site, on her on her Instagram page. Yeah, she had an amazing but and I had a total crush on her. And then yeah, and then on our cruise, she kissed me. I was so happy somebody y'all kissed only on the lips, on the lips on your face And can we catch your boring because I was. And she's been sleeping in your bed for the past week. No, I feel guilty on my couch. What is wrong with you? She's a

terrible friend, you know. It's we've known each other so long. At this point, I feel like, bitch, I'm going home if you try to make me sleep on the purple couch and your goddamn house, it's no, it's like your bed. I'm sorry. I am so sorry for your trich. You're here in the United States. Yeah, but you're here in the United States from and she likes giving head to all these bitches like eat with um. Jesus what oh?

I do want to talk to you guys, because I guess something that a lot of the followers have been wanting to hear about. Um. I went to a nude beach recently, So there's a new beach if you at a lot of people thought that I was in another city. They were like, let me know when you get back, how's your trip? And I'm like, my nigga I'm in Jersey. Um, yeah, I knew there was a Yeah, so it's Gunnison Beach. Um. For all of my local New York UM listeners, it's

called Gunnison Beach. I believe this weekend, UM Labor Day weekend is the last weekend because New York actually shuts down all of its beaches at the same time, which sucks. Yeah, because it's now winter. They're all like stay owned or good. Remember, I don't know how the funk that ship works, because we don't think this is the whole podcast is not We don't know anything about politic ga um. But it

was really fun. It's actually a beach. It's much different than Hollover Beach in Miami, which is the gay Beach and not the gay beach. But there's a lot of gays that are on the gay beach there on the New Beach. I keep calling it the gay beach, but because normally the new beaches are the gay beach for the gay beaches. Um, but this is actually Yeah, it's just a great New beach where it's a mixture of people, young, old,

um and just cultures like the most you know, diverse. Okay, so there was one guy who kept walking past us and I'm not gonna lie. So being on this, on this podcast with Wheezy, I have found myself more curious about white penis is. So it's reversed on me. Right. So I've been looking at so I've been looking at him on on porns or whatever. But on this beach, which there was a lot of white dick and there was some good, nice size ones, I was impressed, like there was a lot of Me and Um Crystal talked

about this. There were a lot of uncircumcised ones. So I was like, Okay, maybe they're all foreign, because I think that's what we talked about. I don't know, he's a circumcision a thing you've seen with American guys. Yeah, I think it is. It's dude, it's really it's not no see o um girl. I read something recently that said, I don't know if it's true, but of men in America are circumcised, of men in the world are uncircumcised.

Believe that, and it was there was also a few that I was just like, there's no way they have penetration, like I saw any penis, Like the dick was like in the balls. If that makes sense, and I was just like, and it's weird because everyone there is nude, which is why I shout out to you. I did a nude beach in Barcelona, and I was so insecure about my body, and I think the complete opposite because I saw so many bodies and which I felt free.

I was like, yes, and this is like feeling like I think I was in my best way like and like I just I felt sexy and closed, but getting naked, I was scared and I'm the complete opposite. I feel so big and dragged down when I wear clothes, and I feel so free and confident when I'm naked. I'm

like the complete opposite. And being at the head beach looking at all the other bodies, I was just like, bitch, my body looking bomb is fun like I was actually very go ahead, just unlocked her thing got too because I'm actually gonna keep the show rolling, keep the show rolling. You know. She um, you were looking real slowty on that beach. I go real slutty. I was new just what I was doing that, David. All I know is I saw a video of you taking a penus, so

they were my friend, white chocolate shot, white chocolate. He had jellow shots. What is what color is white chocolate? He's white? He's white. Book used to be called white chocolate. I actually think it's white. No, he kept covering it with a towel, so I didn't really look at it. Also shout out to um Jeff and the Go Green crew there who like set it all up fucking awesome. They listened to the show him and his wife show didn't invite me. Yeah, well it was fun. You wouldn't

have wanted to go. It's like a two hour ride the quarter to seven. I know, um, but no, it was a great time. Anyone who hasn't been, I think that would be a great place to go, even with your friends, just you know, kind of feel comfortable about yourself. I loved it. It was a great time. Again, that's gunnison beach g u n n I s o n if you want to look it at it only to it out of the country again, because then what if I'm like fall asleep and then I asked and my

pussies out and then boom im on the internet. No mud, No, these people are really like used to being naked, so it's like bitch, I had to sneak and take my true There was no phones out like that. People were really just enjoying themselves there. So it's not anyone looking to put anyone on blasts or expose anyone. It was just a really good time. It really was. I enjoyed it. I'm gonna keep up. I mean unless he says, ready tonight,

you're so full of ship. Um, so I wanted to go ahead, and I guess we're gonna we're actually waiting on our guests right now. Y'all know CEP time. I don't know why. I just don't tell people to be here an hour early. So here I'll be like, yeah, we're recording to show at five, knowing we're recording at fucking six, just so people could be on time. UM. I do want to thank everyone who's been leaving oh god, um reviews emailing us. We made it to the top

two hundred. I don't I think we're only on there for an hour. It doesn't matter how long, bitch, we made it. So yeah, shout out to x D. I don't know which show he's gonna be on the next one or the one before this, but he uh sent me a screenshot of us at two hundred for top two hundred. The podcast it only goes to two hundred, and we were too, were two hund but hey, we're

cracking the seal. Here I screenshot at it. I sent like, I don't know if you know what this means, but there was like a hundred million podcasts and we made that ship famous. Make an appointment to text me. My nude value went up. Also, I want to give a huge shout out. We made a hundred thousand listens and Um, I was actually had to take a seatback when I read that saw that because I'm just like, whether it's four thousand people, a hundred thousand people, ten thousand people.

I don't know how many thousands of people have listened to us. It's just like an average. But to know that all of them have heard about us talking about sucking dick, fucking in a treehouse, after peeing on yourself, my mom talking about anal not deep um as she said, me getting farted on while I was eating a bit out. Um, I cried for lover boy. The pussy is so good. That's what he got his name. I'll tell you what

it was. It wasn't bad. I cried when he ate my pussy but I came on the show and cried because because you were getting in your feelings, No, bitch, when I was sleeping, I called it and they got touching my face and kissing me and ship and I was like, no, just she just you know, it was too much, dude. And then it was like that's how we called a loverboy because he was too emo. So we have been through a lot with you, guys, and I'm just glad that you guys at virginity while we've

done this show. An'tal virginity does not count, bitch. If I'm a new it's a virginity if you stick a dick in your pussy, like even just the head, and you said it didn't go deep, so you lost your deep antal virginity, not your actual antal virginity. And I don't use that word a lot. I lost my aintal virginity. Okay, guys, all right, well, we're gonna go ahead and start off with homel while we wait for our late ass motherfucking guests.

Mind you he twenty minutes late, right now, twenty minutes late, got damn. Anyways, I'm gonna go ahead and read this letter, and I haven't heard it, but I saw two girls. Two girls were writing me, so I think it's kind of cool. Maybe someone else has gone through this. So it says, hey, guys, so I need some advice. He won't call me bad girl because you said all of us. I met this guy at work about five years ago. We eventually became really good friends, got close and saw

him as like a work brother. Listen well, one night after work, he and I go out for drinks with another friend of ours from work and we're we're having a good time. Kamo was dope. It was just chill, per usual. Um, but he made a couple of comments throughout the night about friends who aren't off limits and such, and I kind of felt like I knew where this was going. Um, but we tried to disregard. Needless to say,

we're heading back to our cars and he hops. He opts to walk me to my car, which isn't really so unusual, as he's done so before, but typically when it was just he and I. Anyways, I get to the car and he basically insinuates that he and I should hook up, being that I recently split from my ex, as did he. So first off, am I bugging to feel offended by this. This is a work, you know, relationship. Second is it's immature of me not to talk to

him anymore. Basically, since then, he's reached out several times and I won't reply, She's really not attracted to him. Clearly, Um, whenever we see each other at work, I simply smile and wave, but keep it moving. I feel bad, um, but I feel like I can no longer trust him as a friend. So basically she's asking, um, what she should do in this situation was drunk. It says they were getting drinks. Whether they were drunk or not, he pretty much said, let's hook up. And so now she's

feeling I'm assuming what she's feeling uncomfortable. And I don't know how friendly they are at work, but I will say neither a guard who's from the No Chase for podcast tonight, Um, that is my work. Bay. I always post him stuff like that. Uh. People have made jokes about us hooking up at work and things like that, But I was gonna say, you ain't play pockets with him at work, Okay, I think, and I think that's what happens when you have someone else that's attractive, right.

I think that's where the teasing comes from. So if the comment was made, I would think it was just honestly, because he makes jokes with me like that, but I don't take them serious. And in five years I could see him joking around with me like that too. I don't know if he was joking or not, but I feel like it's not a big deal. It's like inevitable questions.

I think so too, Um, And I think that just to not make it awkward, I think if you guys were talking on a regular and now you're just not responding to him, I think you should probably just bring it up. Like listen, you're my work bro, and you know what I'm actually I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm having a little bit of flashback here. Um, I met one of my best friends. His name is Juan shout out to Wan. He has a gorgeous wife and

two amazing kids. And if he did something to me like that when he broke up with her, automen insulted too. I mean, I'm saying not when he broke up there they're they're married. But I'm saying if he did, I think I'd be insulted because that's how much. I feel like he is my friend percent. I would be hurt now not talk to him. No, that's a little much, especially too much to me to do that. And I think that a lot of people get vulnerable when they're

in breakups. So you know, you're you're you go to the closest next person, right, you broke up with your girl, she broke up with her guy. It's like, okay, well shouldn't we do this? But I think that's okay. I think male and female friendships always faced this point where sometimes you don't know what to do. You're just like, is our connection so great that we should be together or not? A lot of friends do that to meet with me and Enoch too, just because we're that closest friends.

But it's just not going to go there. I think a lot of men just don't understand if I have a female in my life that's so amazing and I get along with her, so, well, are we going to be romantically connected to each other? And I think that I think it's okay that he had happened. I mean, I think it's more so too that they work together.

And I think you have to realize that can bring also an awkwardness UM to people, especially now you know this guy has offered his dick to you, and you guys work together, and if that's not a line that you're looking to cross, I think it should be simple as just I would not five years man, No, I would definitely just tell him listen, I see you as a friend, um, and I don't want to take it to the level of us fucking. And I kind of

maybe you should even express like listen. It felt I was uncomfortable with you putting yourself on me, knowing that I don't think he's gonna do it again if you say that. I also think that I don't mean this

in an insulting way, but here we go. I think that women or give men too much credit as to believing that they won't be attracted to them, and sometimes as women we get super There's times where I've understood why people thought one and I were fucking when we work together, because I would hold on to him too much, or hug too long, or do things like that or lean on him and I and I didn't realize the signal it was giving. Now one knew me well enough

to know what AD meant. Other people looked at it like you like him, he liked you, blah blah blah. You never know. People don't know you were relationship, and that's the thing. So you may have done something or I had. I'm just curious. Maybe she showed a sign that maybe not. Let's not put it on the victim. No, no, no, I'm just saying, have you ever you have to consider too. Have you ever done anything they made him think that? Ever slapped his butt? Have you ever mentioned a bulge

in his pants? Because I do uncomfortable ship like that. I probably sexually harass people. Now see, you not gonna have been friends for five years. I undressed a lot, and funny, you know he's never seen me naked, but I've taken my shirt off. I haven't had a brad blah blah blah. Now we've lived together that closer and close, but I don't know. That's the thing. How much credit do you give someone to knowing? How well did you

know him? I think she said work relationship. So that's why I think my male friendships a little bit different. These are deeper friendships. If it's just the dude at work and you I don't know, I would definitely still talk to him get over it. So I guess people don't lose a friend from that long. And you want to do the kin of the week because I guess he could walk into that our guests, um by the way, so y'all could cut him when Yeah, I do have

a king for this. UM, I do want to go ahead and make sure y'all cuts this nag out when he walk into UM, go ahead and write him on all of his social networks. We have mall coming on from the Joe Budden podcast. Leave it up to somebody from the Joe Budden podcast to be late, right makes sense to me, don't Jesus Christ. I don't know Black guys be late for every fucking thing. Jesus christy ship, So I actually have I had to, UM, I guess

we'll do this one. This one sounds good. UM. I was trying to look up fetishes and like, some of them are disgusting. Bro. It was so do you know I read one where there's a fetish of girls wanting to be in a tub of baked beans. I was gonna say, I have I've had a water fetish, lazy, and I'm gonna tell you guys what it is because it's crazy. So maybe we'll do this as the king then, because you know what it's called. You can look it up. It's probably aqua something, aqua marina. And this is what

white fetish of water. Wait, explain it, explain it. It's probably nastiest. Give me, give me your phone because I've got to. I've got to explain it, all right, Oh you're right aquaphilia. Okay, Well, so we're gonna use this as the king. This is what happened. I was talking to love It boy, but I was stressed about someone work, and he was like, oh, I can't wait to be back. You're gonna come home. I'm gonna give you a bath and blah blah blah and be sweet and shit shit shit.

And I'm like, m wouldn't it be nice if we were in the bathtub and you were sucking the ship out of me and you put me in the water a little wait? Oh wait, you want to be drowned, not drowned, drowned, not like die drowned, but like fuck the ship out of me, right, like fuck me hard than like my hand, and then put your head under water and then like pull me out. You know what. So they're actually, well, no, we're not gonna cut it out because you're words. But there's actually um row this

this is aquaphilia. But actually with what you're talking about, there's another fetish. Normally it's by choking expeciation. There you go. It's that is a fetish of pretty much because in losing consciousness while coming at the same time or something like that. No, it's just like losing consciousness. Canna make like the other senses people. I don't want to almost die while getting getting choked, not in real life, like fake choked me, like do the motion of air to

come out? Girl, My nig is is big. Their whole hands are going around my throat and I don't want to I don't want to die. Okay, listen when I said the drowning thing, wait, I had to warn him a few times. Look, it's really dirty. I'mnna telling you tomorrow. He's like not, I was like when I said it. He He's like, it's just weird. Wait, I think our guests just walked in. You a really talking about some freaky ship. Well, we all we hope you got something to say about this one, but I'm gonna go ahead

and read it. You could just listen to it while we I'm talking and says y'all, I told y'all, so he just changes um social media. But I'm gonna make him say it, so y'all can cuss his outside for being late like the nigger. He is late seep time, goddamnit. Um. So the kink for this week is aquaphilia. It is a form of sexual fetishism fetishism that involves images of people swimming or posing underwater and sexual activity in or underwater.

And the weird thing is, I don't like like sucking on the beach or like in pools or in the shower, But like I just wanted when I see him pictures of Fiji, all I'm thinking about is sucking in the water. Maybe we all got a little bit of aquaphenia. I just want to fuck aquaphilia, Okay, bitch aquaphenia. And yeah, like I said, I just I don't want to be drowned, drowned. I just wanted to like, I just wanted to be like this dominant thing normally how we introduced our guests.

But have you ever fucked in water? See that? Does that count? Does the shower count? And I've only given guys the show we've ain't done? Does she have weave in her hair? I was sucking a Spanish check. I put my hands through her hand and she um, my ex used to give me the remember the Spanish ahead, and baby, let me give me the public back because I want you to take a shower away the public's bag and shower go the funk away. Um. Okay, So I guess we'll go ahead and do a latest intro.

God damn, I hope y'all you know ain't mind that's talking. Um, But I'd like to welcome our guests for today's show. We have mall? Mom, do you go buy anything else? Um? What's mall? I mean like Joe mall or like shopping mall? Can you take me to the mom? Um? And I guess let the can you let our followers know what you do? Because clearly the Joe Budden podcast listeners still don't know what the fun you do. They're still trying to figure this outcast. Oh god, I don't think that's

how hard to figure out all you do? That? Okay, that's so expensive. That's all you do. That's all I do and listen. So we decided, Um, the episode for today. The title is pretty cool. Um, but before we get to the horrible decision and what we're gonna talk about, we like to kind of break the burble bubble bubble, break the ice, the ice you can do, little nervous girl, mom got me on how to hand ya. I'm just playing.

That's get an expensive thing. Shut. I don't know if you got to now, you ain't getting no no no, I mean normal tall na getting so skyscraper chill. So to introduce our guests, we like to do this or that, UM, And in this segment, we're pretty much gonna give you two things and you choose this or that. Goddamn I guess that's how you explained the goddamn rules for that. UM and you pick one and maybe we'll get into talking about it if you have any feel free. UM.

So the first one is do you like big titties? Oh? Big ass ask man titty man? That's uh. Oh, it depends, it depends. It depends how cute she is. But that's phase and she's fine over there. Look he's sized me over now. Can She's from Germany? Yes, okay, so either one, it just depends. I mean, I'm not an asshole. You have to pick, would you rather have a cups and a huge ass or a flat ass? And double d's good way that I'll take. I'll take because I think

you just look. It's better in clothes when you have a big as. You look this proportionate is not a good look. Oh yeah, okay, you're right. You look like a p and I would rather you get a boob job. You look like you're falling over. And that's so funny. You said that you would rather a girl get a boom job than her. Ask the next question, Well is not and not now? But you know, I'm open about

it on the show. And I've noticed like dudes will that I've been with for like shade girls about fake asses, and I'd be like, what, my chips aren't real, and it's like that is like oh yeah, yeah yeah, but no, like a fake ass. What is the big deal with fake asses? I mean, it just doesn't I mean a lot of fake ashes don't really look right and then it doesn't match their legs. But not only that, I've

never seen like a good fake ass. And honestly, probably because I've seen some good fake girl the girls that I felt it's salt because I think she got the BBL. When you get the shots, that's when it gets hard. Girl, I was eating this one pussy and I want to grab her ass because I like asked and it was hard, like like it was. I felt like I was grabbing like bit grabbed a chair hole. It was hard, and how it's just like made my pussy drip just I guess I just want to see like a real looking

butt as long as it's proportionate. I think it's fine. It's the chicken legs. And so that was my next question, Um, natural or fake? What in a female? I prefer natural? You prefer natural, favor And then like we've too we have a problem with I don't have a problem with any of it if it if it looks right like I don't have a problem with a fake as bood job. We've as long as you look like if your tracks is showing, we can't. She has had that problem, let's

go there. That's when I was pooring, we can't. We can't do that, okay. And then the other one that I have is I think we asked this maybe a last show, and I thought it was really good. Um, no head for a year, or no sex for a year, No no head for you? Really? Really? So you enjoy sex overhead? Oh? Look, we both more expected. Actually, I asked like a few dudes, even the dude don't sucking. They all said, no sex sex just crazy. No, no, no, it's to the end of the year. Now what a

bit of that to the end of this year. Yeah, that's four months away. I could do with no sex to the end of this year. But that's what you would pick, you'd really pick no head? Yeah, I don't because if you got a good pussy feel like head really yeah, if it's wet enough and it's tight enough. I mean, yo, yo, yo, Wait do you agree to you disagree? Maybe you're not you're not getting bitches who

give a good head. I don't think who I was gonna say me, I've had some of the best head ever, and really maybe it's because to do that ass, I've stuck their dick, I was about to say, and they were like, you do give really good But you know what I think it is like, I know that I've made dudes come really fast off of head, and so if you want to just get it done, it's like okay, okay, I mean to see. But sex is like to see a woman riding you and bend in the over and

there's so many other imagery. I'm a visual person, what I'm saying like, I like to look at it in different aesthetics, which is why natural is what I would go with. And then she can come to them all so head might feel better, But you can do more of a sex that makes sense that I do like that. I do like that. So I'm gonna we're gonna go ahead and tip toeing to the conversation for today, and I'm just the conversation. This is warm up. This is warm up. Hello, don't listen to an episode big titties

are big ass? What the fuck? Um? Yeah, well now, Actually, one of our listeners shout outs of Maya. She was like, y'all went a little too, Like it was very soft on your last episode about blow jobs. I was like, really, we talked about gagging and assholes, Like, I don't know, I feel like you just really didn't go in it's a little safe. Um. It's so crazy because now we're probably got to speak this up because motherfucker's wanna be on CPE time. Um, but I wanted to talk about

this with you because we talked about it. I'm sure you have stories. So I'm gonna go ahead and throw you out there for y'all don't know that, don't know, mall be around all the famous niggas. So if you want Drake, if you want like an athlete, um, who else? You'd be around all the fucking Joe Budden podcast And you know that's a wrapper too whatever, so he'd be with Drake and all that ship. So if y'all want

to ob nigga um sliding ball d m um. But I want to ask you this because you being around these type of guys, I know you see a lot of I don't want to call them groupies, but I know you see a lot of holes. They may not want to act like hose or be hos um, you know. So before we get into this, I wanted us to have the quick um discussion because I think it's necessary. What is a hole to you? What do you define as a whole? Because clearly on on Twitter it's a

bit who breeds um. But what basic said? What makes the girl a hole to you or your crew? What do y'all define as a hole? I mean a whole? It depends. Man, like a whole is not just somebody that's having sex. We talked about that, it's not just a sexual thing like a hole to me because aside a hole, just somebody that are walking the room and just fuck anybody just you know, for whatever reasons, just

because they horny. To me, that's crazy. Some type of attract shin to do, whether it's physical or you just you know, his his his men. One night stand is cool. I don't look at the girl as I hope she has a one night stand, like I've had one night stands with girls before and I've seen them in passing.

But I don't think that the holes you ever like want it's a wife, a girl that didn't want kept seeing a girl you have a one night stand with wife though I didn't want a wife a girl to have one night stand, right, Look, we're both like my longest relationships were ones that started off first night. They have one night well like the first night I had a long I had. I had a long relationship with a girl that I slept with the first night we hung out. According to the Joe Button podcast, you don't

have relationships. According to Joe, you don't have girlfriends. That's because that's because Joe has many, many relationships, right, and he puts them out in public as well. Right, So I'm the black, the polar opposite. So you keep them secret. No, not even secretive. I just don't like if I'm in a relationship with somebody and we break up, like I'm not going to be in another relationship like in a month. Okay,

I don't move like that. So let me ask you, because again, you do hang with these crews, do you. I like the song Crewe Love, and I think that that is that's Drake's I love it. Do you guys? Um look at girls who smashed the homies and how does that look at? Is that a hole? Like if a girl comes around and has sucked either multiple people in the crew or different rappers, clearly they're all friends.

I think, if you really and what about you? I'm curious that's what you think because I clearly don't smash home. I don't mean Shade Shakes, but like, I feel like there's a lot of dick out there. I mean it's a little whole wish, but there's been a lot of time that's fast. Yeah. See my things is if you're cool. Like like if you like cool, if everybody in the crew like she cool, but she's like, you know, everybody has sex with her. We don't really look at you

as a whole. It's like that's the home meat. That's the whole. Yeah, you know, that's the home meat. So it's like she coolest ship. She probably come out of crip. She cook her asshole. She probably got other friends she could bring through, but we all didn't smashed. That is hilarious. Just be cool, Like the thing is, you just gotta be a cool chick, you know what I'm saying. Like you, I was like saying that why to keep me around?

Should be a cool I could suck my friends too if I don't like it, I don't want to keeping Just be cool. But um, so I don't smash homies. Do do niggas end up on the same team? Yes, I kind of kick the trade didn't happen? Yeah, I've plenty Yeah so that has happened. Um And I can't control where they end up going to work, and I just gotta let them know. Listen, I didn't Yeah, I mean wait, wait, so how do I tell them like there was one time? This is embarrassing. Okay, embarrassing my face.

Um No, there was one time where three of them ended up on the same Damn. I'm not gonna sit here and say all three yeah, we don't need drop names. I just give me one. Well Ship, Um well no, he well no, that's that was a different time. Um they all ended up on the Lakers. Um so no dot no technically Greek connects. Are they on the team anymore? Um?

But I've pretty much come out and have told them and Ship I think one time like and I was dealing with seriously and he laughed and was like, that's fine, I fu baby Mama. So it was just like girl, clearly bleak bleak me too. They're gonna be like, who then are they talking about? So, I mean to me, I've been open with them, and when I've been open with them, it's not like if it's locker room talk, they could just brush it off like yeah, man, I

already know. Also, I think that you kind of make the distinction where you because you said earlier when mom had just walked and like, oh these are holes to be acting like the holes or whatever, you know, you're not trying to wait. I mean, I'm just trying to wife Jay. But whatever. Um well, anyways, we're not gonna get into that. Um So, what I wanted to discuss on this show, um and that is, if you have a good story, we would love to hear it. But

hashtag and popular hashtag is hosed be like? Popular hashtag? Is hos be like? Um? And So we were on the phone one day at work and we were just going back and forth and was like, hos be like, Okay, do you want to go to uber down words? I don't know what's going on my phone? Can you check yours? What's the other movie? We wrote? Um? So drunk? I don't think I'm making home. Oh my god, I've never done this before. Why why haven't we all hung out before?

She just moved up here recently. I've known him for like five years. Oh, I don't know. I'm not a homie. Another whole thing, which actually just correlates with what we just said, was I don't have the money for the plan. B. I didn't know y'all were friends while they're all on each other's Instagram, Then you ain't know he was friends.

That's a common one. So do you have any stories of where there was a girl maybe around, whether trying to hook up with you or trying to hook up with people in your crew, your little popular rappers, your athletes, whatever, and you're like, I've seen this girl around before, and she was trying to portray like maybe she hasn't been around because I feel like that's a that's a common thing.

I mean I directly saw a girl that I used to be around us all the time, and then she came to the studio when that well, it was me and my homeboy. He was playing with the with the nets of the time, so he was like they weren't really dating basketball player athlete that what you know? Yeah, they they hung out a few times. She came to the house a few times, and so you know, I knew her. I'm like, oh, what's up. So when I walked in the studio, she was dead. I was like, oh, ship,

what's up? She acts like she didn't know me. I'm so she act like she did not know me at like we never man blow her spot and she was so like real with it. It was like I kind of felt like it wasn't her. Like you know what I'm saying, I'm looking like maybe I'm bugging like, yeah, I'm looking. I'm like and then like a week later, my homeboy told me she said yo, like she apologized

to me what she said? What was her She was like, oh, she was kind of embarrassed because she was there with another one of my homeboys, so that my homeboys rap. He's a rapper. She crossing demographics. But it was like, but the thing is she real. Niggas don't give a fuck. We don't care about that. Well, clearly because China has been wiped and Rose has been wifed. No, what are

sucking niggas though? So what's okay? So now now he has explained because to me, he just said, like nigga would talk to Hose, but hose on what are there different levels? And he said, oh so they can fund but a sucking niggas wife's host, we're not having kids and all that, we ain't doing that are there levels to like? So okay, someone who slept with a couple of athletes compared I mean everybody, somebody slept with something

Khalifa sucker. Let me take it back because Kanye is not no like like you with Kanye like okay, like Kanye went from Amber Rose to Kim. No. No, I'm saying like to me, like, okay, you're going like basketball play basketball playing basketball player, like bro, you had Kanye, like okay whatever, Like it don't get like Kanye's huge. It don't matter how successful or how much money they go. I don't mean he not a sucker. No, no, no,

But she she was wiped by Kanye. So it's not like she was just sucking him or some shi it Like, it's not like you didn't do something that wasn't respectable at least. I mean, Black China was like known. But the thing about the Black China thing is his Rob's family directly tried to tell him and and and keep him away from that, like what he's going through now. His sisters and his mom, anybody was like, yo, dog,

what are you doing well? Even going back to her dating Tiger, I lived in Miami and clearly dry catter on a song. So I'm sure Dreke smashed that day. And I'm pretty sure way about this, Yeah, way people know Black China Like, so is that too something where it's just like she would be considered like that's the same crew essentially that's young money, right, that's definitely yeah, yeah, they were all young money. It's the same family. I mean, but this is the thing to the question to answer.

It's like black China is to me. I don't know if you'd agree in all, but she was bigger than Tiger, Like, I don't think something she made him more popping. Like no, bro, here's the thing. Niggas groupies for groupies. Now they are that man. So it's like, that's just it. That's just the error that we end like niggas want every other nigga has been because it's kind of like, you know,

I mean, I wasn't raised like that. I was raised to get the girl that you bring a girl in my nigga has never seen and they like, damn, who's that? That's how I was brought up. But now it's like niggas look at as a stat like, oh, if I got a girl that Drake was just with and now she with me, I kind of feel like me and Drake is on the same level. That's how some of these niggas think because we shared it, because we shared the same women. Dudes feel like, oh, so I must

be popping like that. Nigga, No you're not. You're not really popping like that, And that's what I think I just meant when I said and I couldn't articulate it when I said, with had Kanye's girl, Like okay, So how kind of I was thinking? I think in my head for a second, like I don't know. I mean, I felt like I'm not going So it's so funny that I wanted to bring this up because it's something that so weezy just almost broke down this week. I've had about three niggas come from me girl because the

guy came and called you escort. Basically, our show is sending a lot of wrong signals. Yeah, I don't know. Do you want to explain to one of my one of my girlfriends, she um broke up with this guy. Um he voted for Chop. I feel like that's why he just went around. So I'm sorry that was just shadedn't need throat anyway. So dude is wild and right, He's cussing around, calling her ugly, a horr and this

and that just just crazy. And he goes, I'm gonna write your family and tell her about your friends, and she screenshot at it to me and she's like, I don't know why he's gonna do this. I'm like, tell tell them what? Right? Like, the girl and I go out the dinners together. I work in telecom. I'm an execut for her telecom company, and I'm like, what are they? What's he gonna do? A matter of fact, I let me see if I can read you what he wrote.

So she sent me a screenshot that our show that he sent sent that he sent to her sister, and this is what he said. Let me see her closes right there? Ah, here he goes, she's hanging with a very bad crowd. I thought you should know this is her friend. She's an escort and a very bad person. I couldn't get through to her, but maybe you can. Then he screenshots our show. This is just an example of what this girl does. I'm just worried about her. She came home one night out with her and was rufy.

Please talk to her about the company, Keith. Now, she was rufy. We just got real fuck the and I think she just told her man. I don't know what happened. I had to drinks and I'm wasted now, of course, But no, I mean, I couldn't believe he said that the thing, the thing that we based this show on is saying that we're not sex workers and then we work in corporate America. And I was so heartbroken for

not only her but even me. It hit me after I thought, yeah, she hit me, and was almost like, I feel kind of emotional about this, Like if this is what people think about I feel like I'm an amazing person that my friends think that about me. Right, I take care of my family, I work really hard. Am I portraying myself terrible? Horrible? Well, I get the

same doesn't matter response. And I wanted to ask you this because you've you've we've been friends for a while, and so you've seen the thirst trap as I posted. You see clearly I post crazy memes and I'm very just open sexually, and so I've gotten guys come to me and basically say like, I like you, but if we go serious, I don't want you to doing this ship. And I'm just like, you wouldn't sit here and go into a strip club and wife a stripper and then

tell her to stop stripping. You knew what you were getting yourself until you knew who she was. Um. So when it comes to thirst traps and females on social media, they get this host stigmatism, Like what goes through a guy's mind, like to call them a hole or to portray them as a whole, or what makes a girl a hole because of her social media page? If that

makes sense. Well you got it first and foremost again, you got to realize a lot of these dudes that we're talking about, you know, they they were raised on the internet. They got all the cool ship from looking at somebody else. It wasn't really outside like you know, finding themselves and being cool on their own. So I mean anytime a woman is sexually free and she's like open sexually and she talks about it and all of that,

you know, guys are gonna she's a whole. No, she's not a whole, like she just she's owning what she's doing. She's like, you know, I give great head or you know, like I'm great and dead or good question? Would I yeah, why not? Okay, So what we talked about on our show wouldn't be I was like really upset. I mean to the point where I had to remind myself, like I've talked, I've had this conversation with dude, I'm talking to you. It's like I love what you do. I

know you enjoy it. I appreciate it. I think it's great that you can do it and feel confident about it and enjoy it. It takes a secure pr That's that's the thing. You're dealing with a lot of men with insecurities. I wonder sometimes like is he bullshitting? Are there moments where it's too much? Where I might talk about sex and it a little too much? He told me, like I had to turn it off one time when he talked about a neighbor. You fus like I can't

some things I can't hear. And I wonder like longevity wise, can someone really deal with this? A banana in my mouth on a podcast on iTunes? But if it does hit top two again like me? But that again, that's

not you gotta be with somebody that's secure again. You know what I'm saying, Like a lot of these dudes are they walk around like they you know, tough and they did a lot of these niggas insecure, right, you know what I'm saying, Like, if you tell a dude, if you're walking around with a bunch of dudes, put your dicks out right now, how many of them gonna really do it. The ones with the big one used to slangle. But a lot of niggas of folk cars. Would you put your game? I don't give an no.

Do we need to do this past? But that's me, that's men type of person I am. I just don't give Now. What things do you see on a girl's social media? When you in your mind be like, oh this bitch at the home? What is it that you see? Oh yeah, I mean there's nothing. There's nothing like no picture. I wouldn't take a picture and ship girls at home. I'm gonna tell you what I would make me say. Here we go with the bullshit. I don't when I click on girls Instagram and she's got a bunch of

selfies and hotel bathrooms. Oh yeah that I always noticed that should be like you in another didn't be real with you, like I'm not broke, but by hotel, will be looking at all my friends. We'll be in one room. We'd be in Thailand, but we have the debut. But no, no, no, let's just let's keep it together. Let's put all of our luggage on this one side. I'll sleep, but too, we can rotate. No, but I see girls in fabulous hotels. Get that, you know what I mean? Every other weekend.

I'm like, and then what do you do? You know? I mean that's the question, what do you do? Yeah, A lot of a lot of a lot of girls can't answer that. What do you when you meet women? Um, like especially hanging with all these like that's a good thing. You gotta you gotta be careful of the little things that women do. Now to kind of like because this way us to hold Now, Um, I have an all website, I'm marketing, I'm a real estate agent. I wanted to I want you to break down. Wait, she wanted to

have a stylish don't do that. Don't do that because it's my friend. Is she not a hole? Um? I want you to actually break that down? Then? So what are flags? Um? Two girls who are hose and give us like a top five top five five hole jobs? Let me get I'm gonna offend some of my political connections with hose. Uh. Massage therapists, No, they do not come. They don't come and hang around Drake and say I

do massages LMT. What's that license? Massage therapist? Oh that's the girl just pop about the blue and she becomes a chef, like, these were not the ones. I was so funny because he wasn't frying chicken last year. That's so funny because I know him to um Instagram not Instagram. But they were video girls that are now chefs. So I'm not gonna say their name chef d what we got, I'm telling you, Okay, So we have chefs, we have massage therapists. Great, I think nanny's like, like, ain't saying

a nanny's yeah, yeah, yeah, actually he's rights. I met a really hot girl at one open this week not with this weekend, last weekend event planners. I was with Gabby and this girl was gorgeous, perfect tips, ask lips. I'm like, oh my god, do you mode? She's like, I'm in a pair okay. And then I found out shorts a daycare but whatever. Okay. So the fourth one you said was event planner that I can get a lot of it, and then like a promoter or like

atual event planners like I'll do your baby shower. Oh my god, you're shading so many of my friends right now. Experience is all experience, okay, And what's what's the fifth one that girls say they do and it's really there a home estate I knew, and these are all like, didn't, we don't, don't try me. I didn't. Actually I did when I first moved here. When I first moved here. But that's because if you look at it, um, real estate is one of the top two industries in New

York City that you make a lot of money. So you don't five percent of people make more than two years already. Know it's very hard to do. But with rentals, you which is not a thing that you could do in many other cities. It's you know, it's seen some money. You're getting your percentage off the closes. Um. I did do it when I first got here. However, I didn't have time to just make commission because you're not making

anything hourly when you're real estate. I actually just learned that you really go in there, sit, sit and post ads and hope these motherfucker's qualified. I because a lot of people not even passing their goddamn credit check, so I don't know what they So I like that you didn't mention bartenders, and I'm gonna just say why, because bartenders really do make money. It's just like no, no, no,

I'm not shape I'm not being shadey. I'm serious. This is the first because you're right, I like the disguise whole job, but I feel like bartenders like aren't disguised. No, no, they're not in that. Like I'm not pretending things like we know you're in the club, you're out there, you're working at show club. You got the panties on bartender, like they already kind of owned there, like it's already a known thing to me. There's so many stars and don't be worse. So those were great hitting ones. So

you're saying that it's not hidden that bartenders are hopes. No, that's not I'm not saying that. I'm just saying, like bartenders can keep their own lifestyle like an event planner in stylist, you're I don't believe you bartenders are making money. Yeah, bartenders quite some time and made stylists. Mean, bartenders killed the strip club scene in New York and New York. Oh it's awful. But not only that, but I mean, well, so I've bartended for like seven years, but then they

just can't even make drinks. A lot of these bartenders now they again, they don't really make drinks at all. They make you know, you've got guys going in giving the bartenders more money than the actual dances. It's kind of like the dancers are like, well, why am I dancing? I'm not, I'm not taking a lot of these bartenders now used to dance. Yeah, a lot oftends right, Like a lot of these I remember they was dancing like a few years ago there was some of my favorite dances.

And now they're behind the bar and it's like, you know they still like tork and sorry confused, what are you doing? And because you can't get new to here, Essentially they're wearing just about the same amount of clothes. But to st I do want to figure, like let me lick your titties. You could do all this. They gonna be on the yadn't been to a New York black strip club yet, you haven't been South, ain't working like yeah, and the bodies are much different, Like it's

just different. I'm used to like Miami, like Atlantis, Orleans like baby dancing on cardboard boxes. But I like Ship like that. So I feel like New York is just gonna be like super bouge like start tender Strip and Big Girl with him. You gotta gout so uh like like you were saying, so with these girls, like how do they make their living man like their stylist, event planners whatever, like makeup artists. I mean they do a couple of events, but you know a lot of them.

You know, they get in what they fit and if you gonna fly me out, I need you to cover what I would miss. We're playing out like you're like, you don't need to say who when I'm not asking who? But like rappers athletes, like are they just paying for these girls to come out there? Are they like paying their like giving them cash? Like how do you what do you see? Do you know? I mean not to put anyone on blast that you hang with, but do you see that girls are just getting trips and you're

with them? Or do you see that these guys are actually cashing these girls out for trips? Cashing them out? Well? I know one girl, I mean, she wasn't even working with the dude anymore, and he he was just having like ten thousand until every month. She hadn't spoken to him in like six months, So she asked you, like you should I tell him because I don't even sunk with them no more? I'm like, she's not. He don't give a funk about it. It was like automatic draft.

Oh um okay, So like a question, how do you see normal girls with Yes, like girls with two and three hundred followers be on the same ship. What I tell you, bit, I told you I'll be trying to her. It's not just the Instagram models. No, it's not. It's

not you. There's pretty list a lot of these niggas really do just sit on the internet and look and look for bit you know what sincetime since me and man he started the podcast, a few basketball players and she'd be like, girl, do you know it's the telling me on Facebook? LinkedIn, I swear to god. One wrote me and he was like what's good? And I said nothing question mark and he brought me back like hello, well you straight? And I'm like, is this how this goes?

It's kind of like like what the you doing? He think he's expecting you'd already know what it is what it is and and and it hit me. You know Mandy Um, a dude I had dated. I met him on Twitter and he was like, oh my home boy, blah blah blah. He was an NBA and you know I started falling from him or each other whatever. You know. He was coming to Florida see me and ship like that.

And it's hilarious because we had just had a conversation. Like, bitch, she's sliding on d m S. I'm like, no, no, no, girl. We were in love, you know, like come on like family Like She's like, no, bitch, Like yeah, I was a big time time trying on one team. As you just said, it was because of trades. They weren't all on the same team to begin with. You you it happened over this man of time. Okay. I wasn't even sucking them all at the same time. It's just you know,

the same time. Let me hold on, let me think of them three again. Well one comes fairly fast, so yeah, okay, um. The other one is kind of big. Actually, the one I probably could probably just handle him by himself. I don't think I said three dicks in the room was your limit. Remember, wait, so this is I'm looking at these three dicks in particular. I don't think I could do these three at the same time because one is a lot. How tall is the tallest one? Actually two

of them are six eleven. I hate you anyway. I just have to be like, but I'm blindfolded her mask down for something to make me feel like I'm not hoing. Yeah, I want you to know if okay, this is the thing as sung as you don't know how many dicks you're taking up desires for skanky things. It's just that I don't want to, like, I don't know. I guess I I can't live with the fact. But like if you didn't know it was me, like I could be a vacation you know what I'm saying. You know, because

they I'm talking to something. I'm going to Japan with my friends for two weeks. I'm like, I know you any word you be sucking nobody, bro, because you know I'm not going for that ship the height limits like five seven. Well, duh, I've never had Asian dick. I

love to see. I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking about just having one little fling with like one of them, like gangs to Japanese dudes, like rush hour, you know what I'm saying, Like real, like like jug out, Like John was gonna be looking for drugs anyway, so you might as well get them. You know you're gonna for drugs. God damn, let's get some more. I don't love I'm not on some crackheads ship. I'm just saying, you know, like dinner, drug day, sure, vacation, anything goes

when you're in kilt. I like that. I like that. You should see if that works in the DF. Don't want to explained what my ideal Tokyo like whisked me away day would be. It would be like, so a lot of Japanese, um, my friends have been looking stuff up, like you really can't have tattoos out in the open like that because they're associated with gangs. So if I see some like ganged up like scar faced, you know,

that's who I got out. I keep bringing him up John Tow and you know, he takes me some like underground Japanese playing and it's like really fancy where the sushi is like ultra fresh, you know, like Gyro life sushi from Netflix, you know, and whatever. He's like, he's like and he give me some do the language again. I think that might have been Viennames for my nail lady, but she's crazy. She's terrible, dude. I'm not gonna get maybe a Japanese girl, have you ever girls, is it tighter?

It's not? Okay? Wait, black and Chinese don't count because I know we got all these blazings in America Asian How you set mouth? Yeah, this one off. They gotta stop because I feel like white people do black people like this in the corner, So I just can't like, okay, I'm trying to be racist. Well, guys, if you guys want to listen some more of Mall, he like has all of the sports inside news, and I mean, you'd be wrong a lot, but I'll be right even when

I'm wrong. You can you might watch it, but she fucks him. I'll be having an inside too. I can't just use my sources though. Um maybe like already know getting traded damn boo, that's where you're going. Um, but no, if you guys do want to listen to more of Mall, he's um on the Joe Budding podcast UM with Rory and Joe Budden ass and where um can they find you on social media? Because you didn't change your name on me? Why did you change your name? Too many

other scores? I don't know how bull but who you can't see to underscore? Like we'll put six underscores behind their name, but he was small, underscoring the scorners corn to the score in the score and scoring his score underscore on carmall underscore by the way, still got underscore bw or by the way, be why the way? Okay? And is that where you didn't change your name on Twitter though, did you? Okay? So it's stillmall with all

them underscores. But he pops up because he's like cool with Drake and all the people, so he's kind of popular. So wait, don't you have a blue checkmark? No, I'll never want that. No, why do you know the pussy that would be throwing at you with that blue checkmarks, I'd be like, oh my god, something like I've never like like like done something with it. But like it doesn't make me feel like a little more official. Yeah, I'm like like I'm seeking the white cap. And we

had him on quarter million. She got so excited. But see y'all hang in circles like that. Yeah, So like I mean to me, that's just I don't know, I'm thinking is different. I'm not taking impression as far as like, oh my god, I gotta withlah blah, but like can't I say. It just makes me well, yeah, okay, do you have anything coming up, like, do you have any live podcast shows coming up or anything you want to tell them? We got we got some shows pending right now.

We're just trying to get this deal done. Hopefully we could have done this week. Oh a deal. Oh you're gonna be getting signed and ship. I'm just saying to trying to take this thing to the next level. What's totally come on is the horrible people. I would love to have you actually, that would be great. Yeah, because I want to know why Joe hates me. Well, Joe hates me, so I would definitely like to get out in maybe until you told me that, I hadn't had no idea if you bring it, yeah, I'd like to

know why Joe dislikes me. Yea. From time to time, I've noticed that they've had guests sometimes and I'm not gonna lie. I really enjoyed the show with young Berg. He was a lot of people didn't know how active and how big. He was very active and I met him, Oh my god, maybe like ten years ago. He's very just creative and intelligent. He's a great guy. Um, So I really enjoyed that five favorite. Yeah, he's really good. Um So, if you guys haven't yet, do so and

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horrible just horrible underscore decisions on Instagram. You can always hit me up on Instagram and Twitter at full core pumps. And this bitch is lonely on one social network. We gotta get her on more because they're asking for you on Twitter. Um so where can they find way too high to be on Twitter? But that would be great, yea, not at this point in my career. So where can they find like I can't sleep nigga And they'd be like wait a second, if you okay, we gotta go

all right, thank you guys. Another episode. Um, hola by bye. I was too bad. You only came last thirty minutes. That was fun. Listen that that trained shit. I don't know what's going on with