Ep24: Top 10 tips for the PERFECT BJ

this is what I enjoyed. Charla Mayne says he's like one of his favorite rappers, which I love to hear because people always shade Southern rappers that have that like round you know what I mean. But I mean, but I understand him, like I've listened to I understand understanding. Anyways. UM, welcome to yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. Everybody, UM, this is your favorite BBC lover, UM, and do not in this. Don't fetisize. I do. I sure do, and I don't care. You don't want them to do it

to you. At the end of the day, we all fetisize over something and that's my fetish actually, amongst other things. But I do. I can cock is a big black cock, like bro, when I watch porn the word black or ebony has to be in my search. I mean, I enjoyed. What is the problem? I can't so exhausted from today? I almost had sex. I don't have time for this. Lover boy isn't in town. So who did you almost have sex with? So I went to the chiropractor. Here we go, here we go with the bullsh bitch. Let

me tell you. So I go to I can't say it because I'm scared you' are gonna go fun my man. So anyway, I get this thing. I don't know what it's called, but they do like the massage, they do like the acupuncture, and then they do the chiropractice it. Normally that goes did you get hit by a car? Much? That's what the funk I was going through When I want to therapy. I got those three things. Yeah, well, I my insurance covers it. Like I'm gonna be like

what a five or ten dollar copay? But I do a lot of dead lifting, so when I'm pulling down all that weight on my back and hurt. So plus you get a massage. So anyway, the fucking chiropractor comes in and normally I go Tuesdays and Thursdays and this niggas Monesday, Wednesday and Friday. Bro, he comes in six for glasses, long hair, and he's like, um, your name, he's su Why does everyone have a fucking accent? Because

that's the ship that made me. Now, I got no panties and no draws on I mean, and no brawl. And I was like, oh, I'm ready for this niggad And I was all relaxed anyway, because you know, the essential oils and ship. So he starts in my lower black on my lower back, and I think he could see that, Like he's starting me on. He says to me, do you have pain in your gluts? Now? I know for a fact you can't crack my ass there's no chiropractory ship going on here. But I was like, yeah

they are, Bro. He was rubbing my ass and let me tell you what he's doing. So he was pulling up the top of his jumpsuit and like pulling it up my ass so he can see my cheap bitch. Tell me you I'm moving girl, you'll be sweary you got as not having asked white man, I do anyway. So he flips me over and then he has my head between his legs. Were like he's sitting and he's like pulling my neck but like touching my titties a little bit. Bro. I was so fucking turned on. It

sounds like he needs to lose his license. That's what it sound like. I'm taking my head and he's like, let me just can I turn your neck? Is that okay for you? Does this hurt you? And I was like, no, it feels really good. Doctor You're terrible. And I'm looking at his hand like, oh shoot, he has no ring. So anyway, I think he just didn't know how far I wanted to go. And I was ready. You know what I'm saying, A bitches in heat. So he said, um,

I want you to come back on Wednesday. Let's do a follow up bla blah blah, and I'm like fucking sweat and bit I'm like so turned on. He's like, I really want to see you and do some work on you. So anyway, before I'm falling in love with this nigga, I go to the counter and I'm like googling chiropractice salaries in Manhattan. Someone woman's coming up in seventy thousand, and then my pussy dried up and I don't really bro, but there is one thing I found

seventy thousand major pussy dry. Seventy thousand to seventy thousand major pussy dry. I have something about someone who can lessen me. Have a complex about it. But anyway, I looked him up. I looked at the last name origin. Come to find out it's Israel. So if it doesn't work out with me and lover boy, me and DR, you know, we'll have Jewish babies and my father will die a happy man. Anyway, So I'm still uns and you want to go to this car part? No, However, Um,

it's Lawyer Bay's birthday this weekend. Um, he's turning thirty, And I mean, I don't know. We're talking so we're probably going to do um, either a sex club or a threesome. He really wants a threesome of me. Finding a girl right now is becoming impossible. You think he

earned it? Um, probably not, But I want to have a reason too, so and I'd rather do it with him like we've I mean, there's a lot that we've been talking about, so, I mean, it's not like we haven't funk before, Like we've been talking's the last time stuff with him? Oh god, the last time I stopped in probably at least two years. So I don't have a reason one yet you're in your feelings about him, and then you're gonna end up doing it, and even though you enjoy women, you're gonna get in your head

about it. I can guarantee it. But see, I don't think I will. And I mean at this point and me and my friend, I mean, I just gave him oral but it's because I'm on my period. I don't believe in working on my period, so we've had oral sex recently. But I'm also not gonna suck you on my period, so that just I mean, I don't know. We'll have to see. I'm gonna be a little judgy

about this. I think you can be judge, but at the end of the day, I'm only gonna say I think that you put up a little bit of a front, acting like you don't be getting in your feelings. But I think with this one you will. I think that this is threesome territory. If you haven't sucked him in two years, I don't think it's worth it. I think you should enjoy him on his birthday and have a

good time. Whatever. If it happens, it happens. But I think you're gonna be disappointed if you end up having a threesome with him, And what if you don't suck him again for another few weeks. Well, he's actually moving into his place, which happens to be fifteen minutes away from Brighton. He's moving in the Bronx. So I mean, you can sit here and be judgy. I know I've been in a ton of when the last someone you really felt that way about? Oh, I've never had a

threesome with someone that I really feel we'll see. I mean, I don't know who's the girl you have in mind. That's the that's the tough thing. So the girl that I want to bring into the threesome is the girl who I always have sucks with. But she legitimately no, no, no. The other girl, the thick bitch, but she's like they are um, but she genuinely doesn't like penetration. She doesn't like dick like she likes her. No, we've only she's one of the ones I've eight in the club. So

technically all girl threesome. And we have had a girl and guy threesome with her, but that two was mostly oral. She doesn't like penetration. Also, would he be good at a threes Oh the way his dick is just amazing. Bro absolutely looks like she's pregnant. No, like he's fucking amazing,

Like it's great sock for one, don't mean for all. Well, you won't knowanty, but he would give the past Like there's niggas who I fuck who I'll be like, Yeah, there's no way I would enjoy threesome with you because you can't even handle me. I'm allowed to handle. So if Nigga can handle me and keep going and make me feel all types of ways, I have confidence in him doing that with two, And most of the guys that I've had confidence with I have showed the funk out.

Only my advice, I think you should set the president and let that hold that threesome out a little bit. U us you've got enough sex game that he don't have a good fucking birthday anyway. I think you should hold the ship back a little bit, let him earn it just a little bit. Just try it with this one. I know you like it too, do trust me. I love threesomes and I feel like I'm always having them, like whenever I want, and so you always have them. I don't, and he's never had one. Yeah, but you

really like him, so connect with him first, bro. We I've known him for three years. But what fine like, It's not like he's someone new. We've already fucked and I know him. Do you want him like you would? You want something serious? We've already been talking about that, absolutely, but there's a lot of things you do know, like about where his mind is with that, like, so you know whatever? Anyway, do you want to go ahead and

get into the keke of the week? I do, and it's only because I'm gonna get I already said I would let someone ship on me for fifty g's. I already know I'm gonna get super judged. But what is this man? You guys? She picked the kink this week, and I don't know what it is. I picked the Kinks,

I think, yeah, yeah, so UM. I wanted to figure out what the fetish with this was because after I saw this woman on the train, I started getting more and more turned on UM and I looked up what it would be called, and it's I hope I'm not saying it wrong macy ophelia and it's a pregnantcy fetish. It's so funny. I just looked this up. It's seen by individuals or cultures as erotic phenomenon. It may involve a sexual attraction to people lactating or who are pregnant

or pure pregnant. Um. Yeah, listen. I don't know where what happened, but I saw this bitch on the train and she was fine and ship and her titties were like super full and her stomach wasn't like crazy big, and like I would have totally fucked her right then and there. And then I was like looking at porn Hub and I didn't look at it, but I almost typed in p r e G. And I was like, Bro, you ripen dog, you about to look up pregnant bitches? And then I just be freaking out. But there's this girl.

I gotta read her name on Instagram. She's doing like a lot of like a breastfeeding shoots and like, I'm just getting really turned down by mom's right now. Bro, I don't know what the fund is going on with me. Her name is rack hell Santalia r a q u E l S A N T O L A y A. Look at this fucking picture of her, bro, I mean finest fuck. Oh now, okay, I know you have probably never heard me quiet for that long since we started the show. First off. Nope, Like she's trying to show

me these pictures and I'm not even looking. I legitimately like a bitch would have to have like a ten year old for me to want to suck her. Once my friends even get pregnant, I no longer want to eat their pussy. A friend of mine has a baby recently, Like, there's girls that I fucked who have recently had kids, and I probably will never eat your pussy again just the thought of it. I don't know. I don't want a vagina that a baby came out. I get that,

but it's a baby thing. Maybe I just have a thing. I really don't even like kids, but to think of a whole no, Bro, I just it's so weird when any of my friends have like toddlers or little children, they their sexy pill goes away from me. Oh my god, it just does, like to the point where I don't even want to see them dressed up as holes anymore. It's like you're a Oh my god, stopped going to moms can be sexy, they can short, but I don't

want to suck them. Sorry, does not mean you can't fucking dress like like if you want to, you can own your ship. You would you eat Amber bros pussy? Just curious, bro? You lying? I don't even that's fine. You could say here and not believe me. Are you just sat when we were talking about the bushy would eat her pussy, not even with a bush. I don't like bushy put bushy pussies. We've talked about that. Let's

go back and listen to the episode. I don't like hair on pussies, like you don't like pussies that just shot out babies. So to me, the whole a baby, a girl being pregnant. No, bro, that's not something that attracts me and may attract somebody else. And I know men who talk about pregnant pussy being extra wet. They love pregnant. But she's Beyonce, so you wouldn't eat Beyonce. No, and she just had twins? Oh God like right, No, no, bro, no, that's not for me. They could they could just to

stitch that ship up. I'll be right on Beyonce's that's fine. You could see here now to your face Beyonce's asked after she went to talk about that's how fine Beyonce is. To well, that's fine to me. I'm just not turned on my girl baby and saying you wouldn't e Beyonce, I don't I eat Rihanna's but she might be pregnant right now, so I gotta hold out on that, like hold on, wait, wait, wait, you wouldn't eat rihanna pussy if she had a one year old? No, Rianna? What

after seven? I think maybe I can't see the kid because then it reminds me you shot a kid out your vagina, but that you were fucking that. You mentioned to me which one that just had a kid that I haven't sucked since she had a kid. Bro, you I haven't sucked any of my friends that have kids. I swear to God, all right, that's why they're all trippers. And like Jim, pregnant, you can't pregnant, it's coming. Who

can't pregnant? Works this way? Pregnant? And I told John pro choice and he got the money and abortion for me the fun. This is why, this is why I have protected sex because I am about to be should be swallowing because this conversation is teering too a banter. I'm just saying, okay, well, before we get into the horrible decision this week, you have a homemail you wanted to read. Yeah, we have a question from a listener. She wrote me a sorry guys, wait real quick, I

guess I'll stay here. I don't want to offend any of you guys with kids. You just can't sit on my face A bit farted on her face. Her kid was like tid she did have a kid, Oh thank you, hod, but bro, that was in the middle of a foursome the funk like, you're just saying you could have a fart, but you can't have clean pussy. That a kid three years ago. Three years ago. That's why I said maybe seven plus um subject is my sexy back. This girl actually wrote me on Instagram, was like, can y'all please

read my email? I was like a girl, We got you, girl, we got you. What's the email? Read it all? Hey, ladies, love your podcast. You all are my best ties in my head. I'm twenty six. I was in a relationship from Nive. We made the mistake of moving in together while we were young, and things just got bad relationship wise and boring. As far as sex, we hardly have sex anymore. Before him, I could make booty call, no problem,

tell a guy when I wanted it. I used to give my ex ham jobs in the front room while my parents were in the bedroom. I had no inhibitions, But now I can't even bring myself to initiate sex. Now we live apart and we're slowly getting back to having sex regular but usually only if he initiates it. I hate that part because I'm so horny much more now, and I missed out because I don't vocalize ship. Since listening to your podcast, I realized I'm much more open

when it comes to sex. I feel like I'm on the brink of a sexual reawakening or something, But my mental holding me back question is how do I go about reclaiming my sexuality? How do I get back to that free spirited girl I used to be. How can I get out of my hurt in my head without being upfront and get back to being upfront with my want needs side note. Once we get into sex, I'm nasty as fun, but I gotta get there first. Help

horribly yours. I don't know if she wants her name, said okay, Um, immediately she made me think of I figured you would probably have some advice for this other than like immediately, like when she said that she used to be able to do things and this and this and that, and now they barely have sex. You're just thinking about all the ship he does do you and you'll never get over it, and you're not gonna want

sex with him, Like it's just subconscious. Dude. I'm telling you this is something that's super personal, but I'm only going to share it with you guys because it'll show you how much your mental is connected to your sex life. Um. I was dating someone that was emotionally physically abusive, just tearing me down all the time, and I literally felt pain, like sharp pains during sex. I went and got pelvic

floor therapy. I think I might have mentioned it a little bit with Dr Kim And they take this like electro magnetic They make electro magnetic waves, um, and it goes through vagina to loosen the muscles like it was so tight. The kynecologist was like, I can't even put my hand inside of you. Months later, we broke up still doing therapy. During the therapy, it was very hard to have sex with him. The first nigga I fucked after him completely, like I couldn't believe I could have sex.

I was crying in the bathroom. I was so happy. I didn't feel any pain. I was super wet, I was so excited. I was like, it was amazing. And it's because it was him. All of that pain and the cheating and the hurt was associated with him, and it's like, it fucking happened with my vagina. Yeah, when you're already having sex or he was like already trying to go down on me, Like okay, you're into it, but it you gotta be physically. I mean, you have

to be mentally attracted to someone too. That's what makes you want to suck up. Well also if it if it's not that um, I feel like being that they were together from nineteen to that's also a lot of times where you have the self exploration of you know, what we call the whole phase. And I feel like she possibly hasn't gotten to have that and have the different partners and know maybe what she wants and just like she says she has a problem expressing. Maybe she

said she didn't before. I think it's just him. She did say like she was able to do this before. Yeah, but she also said that she's not open sexually and there's things that she wants to try, and she doesn't know how to vocalize that other thing too. She said that they're living apart now they're broken up. I think she's thinking too much. To me, that's what it is.

I think when you started thinking and you're all in your head about it, it's very hard to initiate sex if you're not all the way happy in your personal relationship with that person. But it's also where you see yourself going. Because it could just be that because they were living together, there were so many things that turn them off about each other living together that it was so it didn't have to be what he was physically

doing wrong to her. It doesn't have to be like cheating or anything that you were going through with with with you know, but from her thing and maybe from his, because she she said that he would not have sex. They wouldn't have sex unless he initiated it. That's how it's going right now. So that so to me, it's probably like maybe those a, the emotions are gone, and now maybe just is a we're gonna sunk when I

guess I want to suck. And then it could just be that the six years of living together, maybe he saw things that turned them off about her. Well, he's the one who's initiating it. I wrote a few things down that I think will help you. Said, you want to get your sexy back, And this is just like with or without him. I think masturbating helps you really get in your zone a lot. I make an effort to masturbate. It makes me feel sexy. It makes me feel good, relaxed, like I could sunk over and over

again if I'm masturbated even that day. Uh. Actually, my coworker made a joke immedied. He's like a guard from No Chaser podcast. He said, Bro, like I already know when you masturbate for the day, Like you come in so chill. He's like, you fucking clearly haven't had an orgasm because you're mad on edge today, Like it totally releases all those endorphins. You fucking feel good. I walked down the street different when I come you know, I mean I do it every night to go to bed.

It puts me to sleep, Yeah, but some people don't. I think dressing up two helps a lot. I like to have sex and initiate sex a lot when I know I have nice ass fucking lingerie underneath and I'm feeling sexy. Um. Also, if you're not only that just keeping yourself up. When you when you get your lashes done, your nails and toads done, your hair fresh, you wanted to go to see that ship and it turns you on to know that you feel your bed. So if y'all are just kicking and you'll come over coming, let's

watch TV. Maybe you are every time put makeup. Also, I don't know if you've ever been the aggressor in the relationship. I know that you said you used to initiate it with other people, But if you have never ever been the aggressor in the relationship with him, I don't know if you ever really like if you if it's just you're complacent. To me, it sounds like you need a new nigga. Just that's what it sounds like. As it sounds like it's run its course and it's

time for you to move on. I did take when I was in that relationship and kind of like feeling weird about sex. I did look up like natural pills to take to get myself wetter and like more excited, and like shipped with estrogen in it, and honestly like that ship worked nothing like when I met that new nigga, a fucking doorman at a goddamn club. Oh god, girl,

find and shit lazy hype. So and of course we know he did because he sucked one of my hilarious Uh so, let's get into our horrible decision, which is our top ten tips for sucking a great dick. I think this is gonna be I think this is gonna be good. Um for many things. Um. Clearly, like I even mentioned the last episode oral sex is sex, um, and a lot of guys actually prefer sometimes over vaginal penetration. UM. Oh my god, yes, let me read you this cas

facts posted today. I sent this to lover boy and a fucking thing. Uh pick one, no head for the rest of the year or no sex for the rest of the year. I already knew what he was gonna say. And then you wrote me back and said no sex. Yeah, niggas, Like, hey, oh bitch, let me tell you see, this is how I knew I should have gave tips. Read me what he wrote me back. He said, if all the girls would suck a dick like you, the world would be

such a better place. Isn't that cute? Bitch? You have to learn how to suck a dick and Nichola will talk to you like this. I'm ting you got good head game. I feel like you can conquer the world, bro, so I asked, And you can kind of get whatever you like. Niggas love a good honestly, Like there's any time I really want something to happen, I suck a dick. Um. I actually asked two people I've slept with for the best things that I've done during oral sex, um male

and female, and UM put these tips together. I sent them to Mandy to go through and see if there was anything she wanted to add it at. These were what I thought were the top ten things that make jobs amazing. I think it's not only the technique, but how you're feeling about it. And I hope you guys enjoy this. So let's start with number one. Number one is and I guess I can talk about this. This

is good. Um, if you hate doing it, they'll notice and I think this is funny because if you listen to the Passport Cutty episode, Um, she definitely mentioned that she doesn't like giving head, but she'll do it, and guys know, guys will say him, just be like, all right, baby girl, just come up because they can definitely tell.

And I don't think I don't think you'd notice. Like so, if you're a good actor, if you don't like giving head, if you can act for the four minutes that you're sucking a dick that you absolutely love it, it turns them on even more. Like I've had so many guys come to me and be like, you love second day. That's why, and that's why I feel so good, and I know it is it's because you and you enjoy doing it. Um. And so it kind of comes into

number two is eye contact and enthusiasm. I have not met a man yet that doesn't go crazy when I looked them in the eyes when I stuck their dick. Um enthusiasm. I like to I'm be smiling when I pulled the dick out of my mouth and they spit all over my sid I'd be smiling and negas and blah, my fucking kisses and they're like spit bubbles. I fucking love it if they know that you're excited about it. There's nothing better than knowing someone is happy to please you.

And I don't know if you've dealt with it. But um, there's actually quite a few, I hate to say, quite a few guys I've sucked um but they got along. I mean I sucked dick, but they actually enjoy um seeing my eyes water so look, oh my god, not the messcarra, I do water proof my scarrat. I don't like looking messy or like, I just don't, but definitely the eyes watering. They want to see that I'm possibly struggling with the size of their dick. Um number three,

don't rush. I think this is a big deal because when I first was given a head, I would have a lot of because I just I knew how to do it really well, right, like how to make a nigger come, and I just was so hype about it. And they'd be like, oh, I think that a lot of people forget to tease men, men and women. I like, I mean I barely put my mouth on it. Sometimes I blow on it. I like to do the inner thighs.

I like lick at nipples sometimes. I was just about to say, surprisingly, um, and this is something that you could possibly have as a conversation prior. There's quite a bit of men who have that nipple sensation. And so even if you just reach up like like your like your fingers and reach up with one hand and kind of play with their nipple while you stuck on their dick, Yep,

their nipples get hard just like us. Talk is wild. Um. Another thing I noticed, Uh, I asked someone I asked today love why, I said, what do you like that I do? And the first thing you said is when you spit on my dick real slow? And I know it's because he' likes to fucking watch the spit. I like the same ship when you watch it come from your mouth and it's like all dribbling down and ship, it's fucking sexy to um. Then leads into this. I think this is actually the most important one. I don't

know why. This is how I know I make nixt cop just like this. So it's funny because you're about to say this, but I guess go ahead say that I have something to say about it. Um. I wrote down in all caps, and I'm gonna ta put this on our Instagram. So you guys have it hands hands, hands, which I will say. So I was talking to this is two guys actually, one that I've personally had and then one that we're just talking who were actually gonna have on the show. Um King Noir. He's like a

fetish guy. He's into, you know, um the adult lifestyle. And we talked about it and he actually said he doesn't like so much hands. He likes mouth, so he likes we don't want to hand job. But I thing forgetting the hands, it's a whole different sensation. But I think to what girls have to realize is when you're gonna use your hands, whether it's one or two on it,

definitely don't turn it into a hand job. So you still have to suck the head and you still have to do the sucking motion and just use your hands for the bottom of the ship. Like read what he said. He said, when you make him as he's stoking with bull hands while the tip is in your mouth, will Yeah, that's just supposed to do. But people forget that you have to stroke and have the dick in your mouth, yeah, and still go with the suck emotions. And still spit. It's it's a lot of you are not that I'm

thinking of it. It's a lot of fun. Job. It is a blow job. You don't call a job or nothing when you are using your hands. I've noticed men that are uncircumcised love like the foreskin can't help with this, can't help with those guys. You know, I'm not number five. I want to read it, so number five, um and this is a good one. UM. So it's talk dirty um so to me while you're down there, while you're spitting maybe as you so people always how can you

talk and such dick at the same time. So there's an art to this and you're not doing it at the same time, you know. I mean, I'm just saying. So as you're spitting on it, as you're looking into his eyes. Mind you you can do all of this ship that we're giving to you, do all of it at once. But as you're spitting on it, as you're looking into his eyes, like tell him, like do you like how I do this? And you know, like is it what enough for you? Or the question? The actually

like I like to give compliments. I like to say your tick taste so good? Oh, my god, you're so big. I love what you taste. I definitely like to comment on the side to tell him me, I like how my face feels when it's messy like this. I like for a guy personally to give me direction. So I'll literally ask, tell me where you want me to go? And that's really so. I could get him to tell me he wants me to lick his ass, but I'll tell him like, you know, what do you want me

to do next? I definitely encouraged them to talk. A lot of people I think are uncomfortable with talking. But it's funny because the people I've noticed that, like Lever was very quiet. He'll say very few things to me. I hate a quiet He says, it's my pussy and he where's it? Where's my dick in my ass? I loved it, where is it in my ass? Who's pussy? Okay? And then I don't like I could tell me talking? Oh my god, Sometimes I talk and he has to pull his dick out of me and starting my pussy. Like.

I enjoy the talking so and to me, it's while doing it it makes them feel again the whole time you're stroking the funk out of their ego, like and so that's what you're doing with the compliments, like you said, and even the simple thing of making them feel like they're in charge, like tell me what you want me to do, lick your balls because that charge thing it's number six is I think it's you can blowjob could be great when you're submissive or dominant, because I'm not

gonna lie like love, I'm not loving boy Jesus. But seven, he'll like tell me, like, go to the next ball, see if you can put both in your mouth, now come back like he's very directive, like when when he'll like or he'll just or he'll just straight lit just dick up, like all right, get off the dick and go down to the balls like so even without saying words. But I think ironically communicating while your mouth is full is actually a great thing to do. I love it.

You know, there's nothing sexy when it tells me my pussy, I missed the taste your bussy. Pussy taste so good. I'd be like, what do you say? Number six? I felt like it was important after I read that email, and it is. Don't wait for him to ask. I think offering blowjobs, offering anything male female, if he's coming to just eat your pussy randomly. I think it is the sexiest ship. I love doing in the car. It's the first dude updated in New York with a car.

Bitch that's just excited. See And I'm too scared for my life to see here and trying to subdict in New York traffic. It's way too dangerous, Like I get heart attacks just being in the back seat of these cars. Like, no, bro, I'm not gonna stay here and force another distraction to you while my life is in your hands. I know that people are starting in Florida and Georgia and all these others. Oh yeah, I love RoadHead, Love RoadHead New

York in my mind right. He had just bought me something and I was like super excited about it, and so I said, you know, let me suck his dick to make him feel good and this is my thank you. So we were on and I remember this because I looked up at the street and I said, how fast can you make a call? Right? And I was like, are you gonna turn? He was like no, no, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go up. I was like, bitch,

let's see how fast you can make this count. And when I looked up, I am so proud to say we were only on street, bitch, while there is a lot of traffic in New York that doesn't that doesn't say seven. Okay, so number seven. This, this is true to probably every single dick I've supped. Um have anywady yep, don't know the number. Um, the wetter the better, So ladies, um. And there was actually a trick that this that model boy gave me before we even started. He gave me

a piece of gum. Mine is totally different. So he gave me a piece of gum. And that's to get your saliva going, like your mouth when you're chewing a piece of gum, especially depending on the brand, like your mouth salivates more so while we were sitting there, oh he was ready, so like bitch had a piece of gum ready. And then I was chewing while he was making me smoke, the sniffed the fucking poppers. Oh he

had it. You're a fucking free So if you guys don't, I don't know if you're a new listener, but if you don't know what poppers are, looked them up. It's not cocaine, because she just said sniff and everybody probably know. It's like leather cleaner apparently, but it still relax your muscle. My trick was from a porn star, Marie Love, and she told me that if you ever need spit, you need to get spit out. If it's getting too dry,

you let it hit the back of your throat. You just take it all the way in your mouth and immediately you like regurgeous hate and all this you don't like. I hate gagging. I love gagging. Like to make me gag? I hate, But I'm a pleaser. So if a guy like literally wants to see me gags, I'll do it. But deep down inside, I fucking hate that ship. Really, I fucking hate it. One. I almost can't fucking breathe and to while I'm sucking, you probably tasting pre come.

I don't want to taste throw up in my mouth at the same time, never tasted. I have, but you have to out. Actually I had. That was so good, like bro I came so hard. This was not sex. It was right before I left Europe. Um. I'm laid on the bed. My head is kind of leaned off the bed, he's standing up, dick is like, I mean, they're spit dripping down like my chest, it's almost going

up my nose. Bro was so hot, and every time I was like feeling like I was about to throw up or I couldn't bathe it just like I did this tap out kind of thing. You know what I'm saying, and you get the hint, But you do have to breathe through your hold your breath like I just want to. I'll be punching the ship out of them really hell yeah, I mean, or I hit the funk out of their chest,

like what the funk are you doing? I like my hair and see, but I always like because even when I have a guy suck my mouth, like if they're standing up or whatever, like all I hold their ass cheeks and ship like to where I'm still controlling them fucking my mouth like I hate to feel like I'm like I can't breathe, Bro, Like, let me. I actually like to feel like I'm in charge while I'm sucking the dick. And I don't want to sit here and die.

I like either or and and you just said you like going to give you directions, so if I do like direction, but to gay, that's that's like you're telling me to die. I don't want to die while giving dick, like I just while giving giving head. Out of here. Okay, So the next one, it's something that I actually just said. Don't forget the balls, um and maybe the ass. I think we forget all of the other parts of a blow job, but I think a lot of you listeners

probably do. So you have the head, you have the shaft, which, guys, if if it's a big one, if it's a big one, you can actually just take it out and run your lips along the shaft. Guys apparently like that too. So if you can't fit the whole dick in your mouth, you can nibble and kiss along the shaft. Dude, I do this thing where I don't even want to say, because it's not gonna be for everybody, but my nigga,

like is it. I take the dick and sometimes like smile and like let night teeth almost like I rub it and it's like they feel something different, like if you take your fingers, you like try to brush your teeth, just clothes right, just that, oh my god, like just anything different. Bro. I switched it up all the time. Seven actually asked me to bite it one time, so I was actually gonna include nibbling, but I didn't want

someone to take it too far. But yeah, um, and again guys, I would definitely um, if you're going to go down to the ass, that's ten. But I would say if you're gonna be in the balls, like, you'll know to me, if you're going underneath the ball, you'll know. They're very expressive. If bit, you didn't gone too long, you know. I watched Sex in the City last night. I actually watched it to go to sleep. I wanted

to bring this up because I was shocked. So there's an episode where Miranda gets her as they called it, took his lingus and they're all laughing about it. In Samantha said, Oh, I don't know why you didn't let him do it to you. I love it, and she was like, yeah, me too, but I would never do it back and Samantha said never, and I'm like, Samantha said, Amantha said she would never do it, and I was like wow, and then Charlotte says, you wouldn't. I mean whatever.

I'm not explaining Sex and the City roles, but anyway, long story short, it just blew my mind because someone who is so open and progressive about section. It was my first I've ever seen person that was kind of like me. Even as it was Samantha, she was like, no, And I really think it has nothing to do with how kinky are I think it's just really like can I do this or not? To me, I'm not going to front. I couldn't do it before, um honestly up

and so maybe two or three years ago. I mean, but that's the thing, Like mentally, there's things like I'm fucking filthy. Clearly, We've talked about it. I think the listeners get it. I still have yet and will not funk on my period. A lot of people find that to be natural, not nasty, not filthy, not kinky, like but you're working on your period. To me, it's one of the most like like I could never see myself doing such looking as clearly pisting on people, clearly taking

a fart in my face clearly, but fucking on my period. No, you can. No. So rim jobs I've always felt can be sexy. I think there's like a time and place thing. They're not every blow job I give, but like, hell, oh that nigga that last time I was a bitch, took my hair, lifted the dick and his balls up, and I want you to Yeah, you know where you're going.

Oh no, I know. When niggas like start spreading the lad a little bit moden, you'll get you get the same, you'll get the signal if they want their There is a space between the balls in the ass called the gooch, and it's called the goop, but it like drives do it is crazy. I like to flick my tongue there and then I always notice if they're uncomfortable, then they don't want me to go down more. Um. Number nine

is I think a really important one. I'm glad I include this because I felt I feel like you will never talk about this during a blow job. It's very it's very important. The aesthetics. Now. Um, for example, let's say that he's on the couch and you're on your knees on the floor. Um, maybe I don't know, come up a little bit, let him see you titties, or if you're on the couch like adjacent to him. Archer back.

I think like giving people a view people Sorry, man, actually you could have people in the room knows, but giving that view is like so important important. I like to sometimes like take my hand and touch myself, like because I love watching that ship. Um in the car when I was sucking his dick recently on the way to the airport, I took his fingers, put them in my mouth and made him start touching my pussy And next thing you know, he came before the light jung aring.

But it was like a fucking big deal. Dudes love that ship. It's all about blow jobs, have any oral sex period, It's like so much about what's going on. Do When I see a dude jerking off and I eat my pussy, I'm like, it's so funny because you'll know kind of as well, like for you, for for our listeners who have boyfriends or have steady fun buddies, you know the part that your partner likes. So like

Lawyer A loves my tits. So when I was giving him, I was giving him a blowjob, he asked me, he was like, pull your tits out, like, so I unzipped my sports brawl because you know, I came from the gym, but I like my sports brawl and he just liked seeing my tits there by his dick. And then seven he's a super like archer ass. He's a huge asth man. He'll he'll be like or like put me in a

direction to where he could actually see my ass. Or what I'll do is if we're on the bed normally we were not even like, we'll start in the living room or wherever the funk we're at. Will start like I just pretty much yeah, and he'll like even position my body so that he can see my silhouette or my body while I'm sucking his dick, so he doesn't never like me straight on in front of him. He'll want me on the side of him so that he

can grab my ass. I like, I try to like make my bullot job so perfect that like nigga don't know what it um number ten, number ten guys ask questions, Uh this I wanted to put in two ways. I wanted to make it sexy questions questions because you don't know what the funk you're doing, and consensual questions. So sexy questions, right, our questions that you know the answer to. You like when your tickets in my mouth? Don't you you like when I spin on it? Don't you like

that spin on your nasty questions. Those are all questions, but you know the answer to I like the questions of dumb questions right now. This to me is for women that don't know if they're really given a good blow job. I think asking someone what you want isn't what they want, is an easy way of showing your I think or desire to please them. So that's how they can take it. Absolutely so. And I was really confused.

Remember what my first guy that was uncircumcised, and I asked a lot of questions, he was like crazy into it. I was just like, do you want me to start up here? Like? Do you like it when I go faster? You don't say that ship sexy? Do you want it slower? Like? Do you like when I grab it like this? And like all kinds of ship And I think, um, someone will play along with it, tell you you're doing good, if they want you to shut the funk up, like just try it out. But I think it's great to

ask someone what they want. That makes me feel good during sex? You want to be fucked hard, don't you? The last one is uh, consent, Yes, So this is I think this is actually really important to do. Maybe even prior to engaging in a relation, like and this can go just through sexting. Um, you can kind of talk about maybe things they'll allow, or things they like

or things they don't like. I wouldn't ask The reason I don't like to ask this all the time before back to a Sex and the City episode something to just reference. There was an episode where this guy like dirty talk with Miranda and she couldn't do it, and he's like, how's my dick feel? She's like hard does like rock? Like she was super confused once she got into it. He's like, tell me what I like, tell

me what I like you to do. She's like, you love it when I when I bite your nipples and when I lick your balls, and you love it when you have a finger in your ass. I remember that hearing it freaked him out. Why I go back to that is because I think asking a man sometimes like do you like a finger in your ass? I don't really know if you see you could yeah, But so, like I've said on a lot of saying surprised, but I'm gonna telling how I do it. I would say

to do gradual UM. And a lot of guys if they're excited about sucking you, and you guys are maybe either fucking for a long time and looking to explore, or this is your first time. This works every single time, every single time, and I did with black Man, so clearly this isn't a typical question. So I'll literally start like, we'll talk about head and I'll you know, you start off basics, so he put to see you said dick, yes, okay, check. Then you go, so do you like your balls licked?

Then I'll literally go so you like your athlecks and literally from the athleck and they'll be like, yeah, like a tongue there, what about a finger? And you'll either get a I've never tried it, but I'm into it will be they'll be like, man, ain't no ship going in my goddamn asshole, bro, And you get one of two responses you and that's it. They literally they don't

seem off put by. They're just like I've had guys ask me you into that ship like, and I'll sit there and say, like I've done it before, I enjoyed pleasing guys like I like guys that are comfortable, and they'll just literally be like, well, no, that's not for me. And you can move on. Or there are guys that maybe you're curious, like the email we had last show. He was curious about the so he would have been the type to be like, I've never done it, but

it's something I'll try. I'll try anything once, so to ask does not hurt. The reason I was gonna say it's hard for me to ask is because don't really particularly have a lot of conversations about sex before I

choose someone to fuck me. I I'm a little more traditional in that sense, Like dudes don't really have naked pictures in me before they sucked me ever, like very once in like blue if they're not in the same city and we do something like that, maybe, But when I'm dating, I want you to see that should be yourself first. I don't want to just like I don't know something about it. It's weird be as open as

I am. I don't care if it's first date, third day, but like normally it's after sex is when I start sexting. But what I do if I'm really ready for something like that, I start on the balls. I've never really had anyone I didn't like that, but I've said, can I go lower? And then I take my finger and I'll lick or I'll either press, and I asked him if it's okay, And I asked him like can I do more? And they'll be like no, no, no no, that is good, or like oh I and see, I'll stick

it in there. But to me, I wouldn't even touch it. I wouldn't even press my finger against Now. To me, that's not clear enough. Touching an asshole? Different thinking under their balls, no bra. When I'm like under your ball and I say can I go lower? I feel like you know it's your asshole. I mean that does me, But um yeah, I don't know. I guess it's up to you. Whatever. Whatever you're comfortable. And the thing is though to be honest when you even get to the balls.

Sometimes though, you notice when someone's comfortable because they're like, how far is this bich gonna go? So if someone's closing their legs on me like that, then I won't. Um. I hope you guys enjoyed this. I really wanted to do this because, uh, someone I know has been teasing about my mom, saying my daughter's the dick sucking champ, and um yeah, I really wanted to give tips because I feel like I gave horrible blow jobs and I feel like I'm really good at what I do, and

I just wanted to share that with the world. Never I ever get fired, I might just start sucking dick. Yeah, going run through tin looking at my list while the dicks in my mouth, Like, hey, maybe I think we may have rush through this, but we never get to do Vanilla shi it anymore. And I just wanted to go, Yeah, I wanted to go through this because I have been seeing a lot of these things on my feed. It's kind of exhausting. But um, I recently saw a girl.

She's got two kids, and she posted her husband and some texts and his phone with this girl and she was like this and again ship now screenshot has ended. Come home girl. Shame because we know the girl and I say a bit, you know she's gonna be with ending the next week, and she was like exactly, Oh my god, I was just saying her name and she's calling that so crazy. Um. Anyway, we were laughing about it, and I thought to myself, but for real, though, isn't

she going to be with him next week? Why are you even going to put him on blast? Like that what satisfaction do we get from the public shaming. Um. So, there's a website I saw called She's a Home Record dot com that encourages wives and girlfriends to expose their women that women that their partners cheated with full name, location, photographing, in some cases, even their phone numbers and addresses. It says, they say, if you can't beat him, join them, but

we say, if you can't beat him, expose them. Don't forget to include photos. We in capitalisters love to publish the mistresses who are driving you mad. The site also has a Facebook page with over a quarter million fans, where women who suspect their partners seek cheating advice and justify retaliating. I think this is disgusting. I was about to say this like I'm the entire time you're reading it,

I'm rolling my eyes. Um One, Because first off, I don't agree at all with putting your business in public. I'd never have with anyone who I've dealt with, whether we'll be on good terms or bad. There's certain things that I think just shouldn't go on social media. Um I also feel like that just kind of pushes the agenda for the woman to approach the woman when it's like, if you don't want you need to approach the man.

The man is who you need to be approaching, it's not the woman, because there are a lot of times where women don't know who the funk you are. These the guys do lie, and these guys do live. You know, could be in separate live, separate agendas, all of this stuff. So to blast the woman and make her seem this way you don't even know the whole situ. It's okay too. I'm gonna be real. If she knows about yourth she acknowledges she knows about you, want to cuss her out

and beat her as, I'm okay with that. I'll be honest with you. If you feel the need to do some ship like that and it happens you see a bitch out whatever, I'm not going out of my way. I'm gonna be honest if I'm getting cheated on by my husband too. I'm e vindictive in the sense of, like you know, posting you online ship like that, But if I see you at the club, I might whoop your asks. But that's just like you can't sometimes I'm a petty person, though, but I also think that it

looks stupid on your part too. Post your husband what he's doing, leave him? Did that really make you feel that much better? I don't know if you guys are following. Um Mike Vick and Alicia it On I believe her name is basically she caught her familiar she used to fun with Mayweather, does close Mike Vick's brother, Oh that's brother, Yeah,

it's brother. So she she called him cheating out or talk about his dick is little and said he had her piece and put this all on social media, that nig and that was just with him during training camp. And she's like, why she's ready and got her own brand and ship. But I mean again, and you know I'm gonna be a little bit shady here. Um, do you want to give up that lifestyle and your mansion in your car or do your clothes pay for that?

And so I think sometimes women make the choice like that, And so to me, if you aren't ready to step out and be independent and live your own life and take your kids and do your own thing, or do you want to give up these flashy things and shut the funk up? I was very bothered by that. I thought it made her look so funny, looked so stupid.

She looked so stupid. It absolutely because I ain't gonna lie. Um, Gabrielle Union, they had a whole baby on huh, and she ain't sit there and look any type of bit or any type of dumb, any type of felt like she had to address anything. And it's still a Dwyane way to took their little holiday pictures and kept it going. And I think that speaks to the woman too. Absolutely. I mean Garrielle is like, Garrielle Union ain't a fucking

Instagram model or anything like that. She She's an established actress who's been doing this for what twenty years now? And then what's great about it is like, make this decision to leave him or not or not, but don't your part for putting us in her business. But what I loved about what she did through Lemonade, I thought they were I don't know if you watched it live, but right when um, you know what song is that? Uh, I can't don't hurt yourself, don't play yourself whatever with

the braids, blah blah blah. I talk about that nigga. Right towards the end when she said she's forgiven and she learned. I was like, well, you know what, this was your venting. You made your art. You told her she were hurt, and you're like, you know what, but I'm making it work for my kids. And I was like, this is amazing. Like that to me was a little

bit different. I think it's different when people post things on Facebook or Instagram and say, you know, we've had our hard times and blahlah blah, but I love your ladies. You have to stop doing that. Don't let your emotions get the best of you to where essentially make yourself look stupid. Because nine times out of ten, y'all, but just going right back to the nigga, whether it's a day later, a week later, a month later, you're eventually

taking him back, right. So, I, uh my exteated on me so much, and at the time, he was paying for me to go to school, take care of me, sorry, got hiccup, and I was letting him do the things that he was doing, including being it's a complete asshole and piece of ship to me because I felt like I wasn't ready to be on my own yet. And the day I found out he cheated with that last bit, bro. The first day I went on Twitter and I was like,

fun this niga blah blah blah. He's trash. And the reason I think I had to do it is because I knew if I put it out there in the world, I had to be accountable. I can't go back to this nig and now what I did with super childish. I was twenty years old at the time, but I knew in my mind even at that time, if I do this, there's no way I can go back. No, you can't. And so it was funny because there were moments where he would just make it sound so pech keen to be back with him, and I'm like, well,

Twitter knows now, so maybody knew he was? She eating on the low maybe at the stupid I can't believe she went back, But I think it's too that's more of a of a safety net of a security thing like and I think it's maybe women who don't have as big of egos as us, because I can I can't see myself publicly shooting on a person like that just to go back with him. I have a friend of mine, UM, shout out to her really quick. Um, she is my only Republican friend. I met her on

bumble BFF. She's a really sweet girl and her boyfriend was such a piece of ship to her, calling her ugly when she wanted to break up with him, super controlling, and she's gotten back with him a few times. She screenshots me a text of where he said some terrible things to her, and she said, I want you to keep this in your phone if I ever think I'm gonna get back with him. And I thought it was the sweetest thing because I knew that my opinion matter

to her. She wasn't gonna blasted on Facebook, but she wanted me to know to be like, bitch, come for me. I need you to see this, And that's what women really have to do sometimes, Like bro, remind me that this niga a ship well what her name is, d'licia whatever, that you should have said that to a friend because a friend could have held you down. Not right right? Let me read uh yeah, a really nice one. We've got um just two days ago by n K E M.

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at a different point of view. You've got Prince Bobby and dub Um. They are super cool. Dub is the unicorn that we had on been a friend of with me and Many's for ten years almost and Prince and Bobby used to date. They're both gay, which I think is so freaking cool. Um. Deb is a polyamorous unicorn bisexual, and it's kind of a different perspective to gay men one by sexual women. They just kind of hash it out.

They have really cool conversations. M It is different from ours in terms of the way they talked about sex. They haven't had guests yet. Um. They just kind of throw a topic out there and go ham on it. And I've really enjoyed listening to their perspective. So if you're up for something like that, it's threesome. Anyone on SoundCloud or iTunes, um and work in the followers catch you wheezy wtf on I gum by the way, one of you nigs wrote me on LinkedIn, and I would

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