Ep22: An hour of NASTY GROSS WHOREIBLE things

black female entrepreneurs, talent and professionals in Sin City. Visit Black Women in Las Vegas dot com and follow them on Instagram and Facebook at black Women in Las Vegas because black women in Las Vegas matter. I love it. I love my friend just as much as I love this song. Yo. This is my jam, Yo, this is d anthem. I don't want to corporate. I don't know what the chorus is because I know you get on me first time, But stay little bit. You can't with

me if you wan't too. The suspensive, that's how you're saying a bottom these blood is shoes that I don't really like. How that I love how you can hear Cardi B's list The Suspensive, the hope she sounds just like a video. She sounds just like her videos in her rest. I watched this thing of Drake saying how proud he was of her, and I was like, why do I feel the same way all of us because we was like, oh, this bitch as a hole. She was talking about second dick. But you know said I'm

brilliant idiots the other day. If you tell your own truth, nobody else can hold against you. And Cardie is that they haven't been able to tell her as nothing since she can't got a bag and fit my teeth. Let you know that holes ain't wet. I got my chips and my teeth are on the way. I got Invisilne six more months. What you I'm looking at? Um? This motherfucking um stomach sleeve. Okay, some ship here we go.

Listen for real. I'm going to get these curt in check and drop about a solid founds on because I got insurance. It's covered. Hey, cheaper than spending five grand out of my pocket for d R. We'll do it with you for fun. I hate Walcot horrible decisions. Guys. This is episode bank fetos is. Um, this is your girl. Um Mandy B A K. A full core pumps a k A. Apparently the bitch that talks over everyone. So there's there. There's my spin. This is the quiet when

the reformed slat wheezy Hi. Um So today, guys, it's just us. I don't know if you miss it being just us. Please let us know that. Do you love our guests? Do you not like our guests? Do you want us more? Do you like it when we have a threesome? Do you like it when we're a twesome? Tell us? Do you want us to have a foesome like? Let us know? Um? I guess how we wanted to start the show this week because we have had so many guests. We we actually acquired such a lot of

new listeners. Shout out Sam White, out our last guests. Everybody fucking loves him. Some girl wrote me, bitch, I don't even tell you that. I was like, um, you always thirst in for white niggas? Why you ain't talking to him because he half black? First of all? Bit no, he didn't think he was half black because he was a capital I'm telling you, like, he got me. Did

you hear us? He was? He definitely was. Yeah, we wanted to come in the studio today and kind of just introduce ourselves, and we're gonna try to do it every few episodes again so that you guys know what we're about, who we are, what we stand for, things like that. Um, I think the Missing Condom episode, Uh, details are well enough, but here we go. You want

to start, Yeah, I guess we can start. I guess what I want to start off is kind of the mission of our show, because that's kind of something we didn't quite say clear enough in our first because we didn't really know what we wanted at of what we wanted at all, um, and so we just know we sucked, Dick, And I was like, you know what I said, Dick, you said, Dick, we both have condoms in us. Let's do this first episode and talk about how we got

to come at a more perfect time with the missing condom. Um. But basically the reason we started this show essentially, of course, Wheezy brought the idea to me, and I was just like, oh my god, this is exactly what I would have in mind because of everything that we talked about being so taboo. It's it's a platform that I wanted to express all of these sexual things, dating, sex, relationships from two corporate women. Um, we're not in the sex industry. And I feel like a lot of people assume that

a free code gotta be a porn stars. If you listen to all episodes, you would know she is um and so yeah, that's why we we we brought on, you know, guests with herpes. Um, we brought on a by couple. I'm just saying we were trying let over phrase. You said, free coast, that's how we brought a girl with her And He's like, no, we want to educate,

we want to entertain. We want you guys to know the shitty things about sex, the fun parts of sex, teach you about things you don't know, learn things that we don't know, which is why we love to have guests on all the time ship. Before we started the podcast, I would have never appeared on someone. Yeah, and now have you since then? Are we talking about a bit? Oh? Okay, because I can't squirt, so it's just like kisses um. And then another thing that's been coming up, um, which

I guess we should clear the air now. For the record, once again, me and Weathy have never had sex, nor are we sisters. Yes, Oh my god, there. They are there in my d m s and they're I'm looking at our picture right now because like I mean, even though I'm not gonna know, you got better hair, Yeah I did get I did get my wife when I got interrupted. I'm walking in my neighborhood. Eli. Yes, I've lived my orchard in Riminton. So I'm like four am.

Everybody's sucked up. This dude is walking standing on the like against the wall I'm walking by. He takes his hand, puts his fingers through my hand, goes yeah, she makes yeah does this? Does his hands get stuck? The first a little bit? And then I made an insta story about it in some bigger role? Is that that ship do look? Kind of course? Oh my god. But let me just tell you guys, uh a little bit about me, and let's talk about each other separately. I feel like

you guys know that we're just skanky, um. But yeah, we're gonna we're gonna talk about maybe our differences just a little bit to kind of get you guys um a little bit caught up on maybe who we are personally, where we come from, and where we want to go. Right. So, I am mid twenties. I work in a tech industry with data pretty fucking geeky. Um yeah, I think I'm the only girl in the office with like their tips out every day, but you know they enjoy it and

that's how I make my money. Um yeah, my dating status is kind of single, kind of not. Um. I think that something to describe me. I'm a passionate person. I'm a giving person. I try to make sure that every day I either spread a compliment or love somewhere, whether it's a homeless dude or someone random and needs it. I try to put really good energy in the world

so I get it back. Um. And so with this podcast, I've always hoped to even take my moments in life that are shitty and put it out there so to make someone feel good. I hope that every episode, you guys hear, you laugh, you smile, you take a break from things. UM shout out. By the way, we have a listener. I don't want to say your name, but that is really going through a tough time with her health. Remember she wrote me when I was in Europe and um actually let me read her text. She Um, she's

been struggling with um like seizures and having strokes. Early and UM, it's been really hard on her, and she sent this email. Um, she said, I woke up this morning super early, just downloaded your podcast to see and I listened to it and it's amazing. I laughed so hard, learned a few things, ignored my kids for an hour, and I had the best morning you and your home

croller bomb. Thank you so much. And that ship made me feel so fucking good because just to think that us sucking dick could lead you know, a girl farting on Mandy's face that was episode six, me pissing in a treehouse episode four, would fucking make you guys feel this way. And I just I love that that's happening. And um, thank you guys for listening every fucking week.

Um yeah, Mandy, And UM, I guess a little bit about me because as much as I assume everyone who listens knows me, I I am seeing that I'm getting new followers and there's new people, and there's people that don't know me, and there's people that you know, have been followers of Wheezy who are now being introduced to me. Um, so I guess I want to explain kind of what I do. I am also a mid twenties, six years old. No kids. UM, I don't know why I said that.

I guess that's kind of what I'm used to saying with dating, UM, I sex, location, p gotta put a pick gottas in a pick. Um. But I currently am entering my last semester of school. I am obtaining my BS and accounting with a minor in business, and I currently work part time at one of the largest private UM investment banks UM and so I am there until I complete my degree, in which I will be pursuing my c P a UM And on the weekends I

like to get pulled out and get fucked. I mean that's kind of I'm currently leaving a life that I once lived UM so prior to me getting back into school and now being in finance, I know what I

do like all of that, UM, you know. UM. But I was a model and then for most people know, I ran a sports blog for about five years, wrote a book, did another podcast with Lamar Woodley who used to play for the Steelers, and just a kind of a lot of dipped and dabbed in on crepreneurship and now you know, trying to get set on my career path. Um currently I wanted to talk about it because I

brought it up last show. Um, I'm currently abstinent dud. Okay, guys, dog abstin O knocks on your door today with his dick in his hand. You're gonna suck him right now. That's how I feel. That's the thing abstinence is like, because you have Okay, I want to fuck And so seven seven did hit my phone right now and be like w y D, Because that's how we know we're about to get We're gonna suck each other, Like, bitch, what you're doing? Because whatever you're doing, you gotta stop

and you need to come suck this dick. That's all he has to say text to me is w y D. It doesn't mean how is my day? What am I doing? Actually, it means, bitch, are you free to come sit on this dick? And honestly, if he were to hit me right now where I'm at emotionally and mentally, I probably would I go. And it's because we've been sucking out

for three years. I know what that relationship is. And right now I want to focus on finding someone who can stimulate more of my mind conversation and meet me on an intellectual level other than the sexual level, because I told you I just had too much mediocre dick to continue trying to get. You're not absent, you just ain't sucking because because I genuinely want to find someone who I like, and that's becoming fucking hard as fuck. Um. I was on Bumble last night for ships and Giggles.

He's bringing this up because I want to talk about how much we've talked about dating apps. I want to discuss the trashness. It's like, I just I had a guy that I was like, oh my god, he's super cute and interesting and just for the record, you know, lovegay and O are dating, and he would probably kill me even I'm on Bubble, but you know, no titles yet,

so I'm free to do it. I won't, So I'm talking to him to fine a ship works for like Morgan Stanley, which is like down the street from me, and you know, as far as work goes, and I'm like, you know, should meet for a drink after work sometime and he's like absolutely, He's like I'm so intrigued by you. I said, really, what about me? And he goes the black In Israeli part that bothered me because my profile is detailed about a lot of things that I like and a lot of things I enjoyed doing. You had

to just pick the Nike apart. Huh, That's what it was. And it's just like why, I don't know why it bothered me. Maybe I'll get tell me. Maybe I'm tripping. But I just always feel like sometimes like ethnicities are feticized and it just drives me. You kind of said anything else. I told three embarrassing truths about myself. One of them is that I'm a spelling bee champ. Okay, do you think I fucking want to say that? Ship? No, But it's like a conversation starter, right, know what I mean?

You could have pulled out game of drawls. Bro. You're just like I like you, and you're black your blackness. Yeah, And I just had actually kind of I wasn't as upset. I kind of was. Actually so I just recently matched with um. He was twenty four long, I know, kind of young but still kind of close to my but he's in law school at Columbia University. So I was like, oh, Columbia. Anytime I see Columbia. But my pussy get wet, like, I love to know that you're that smart to be

accepted into Columbia. He's very handsome looking poley, about six one, which is a little short for my liking. But I'm willing. I'm willing to settle at this point. I'm proud of you six just really handsome. Bro. His first what was he? Brown? Black guy? Clearly his which you know also turned me on. His first his first message to me was do you want to come over and smoke this bowl and watch Netflix?

What his? And I'm just like, you're at Columbia and that's your first and so it's just like, I feel like dating apps right now are turning it to where it's actually taking away from the date. Like my nigga, you don't know me and you're straight inviting me to your house to watch Netflix off of a dating app. Brod bitches Robin niggas bro not not cool? Like I mean, I know, I just said I just explored Southeast Asia,

so maybe you don't. Maybe I need to put that I was in Africa or that I was in the Middle East because maybe we'll scare people a little bit more. You know, Southeast Asia, I guess sounds too innocent. They don't think I'm out there hustling. I just really don't have another, um place to shout this out. But like, if any of you have been visiting Japan recently, Kyoto, Toyokyo, Tokyo, I'm going for Halloween for a few weeks, and I just wanted you guys to send me some places, even

they're awesome. That's it. Um. Anyway, I guess another thing about us just really quick. UM, So if you are a new listener, um, we have known each other since we were kids teenagers. That's pretty anyway. So we took a little break, I had a high a friendship hiatus, and we reconnected back in New York. And the reason I came to Mandy about this podcast idea is because I felt like we kind of jumped right back into our friendship, just kind of like we're right where we're

left off and right back into talking about dicks. But the amazing part is that we were just like all grown up, and I just really appreciated that most people I know have kind of evolved out of their whole phase or I don't know, or just like being free with talking about sex or not having any any like you know inhibitions with Hey, I wanted to fund this guy went to his house and I left it. I'm in the cab and I still smell like Dick and

at sexy. You know, people feel like they're too old for that, and you know, I've I'm past that, never too old, and I just and I think the the amazing part about this now is and I don't know if you guys follow us on Instagram. If you don't, the Instagram is horrible, underscore decisions. Make sure you follow us and d m us and you know, engage with us. But I think the amazing part is right now that we were so close back then, and it's just we we took a five year break and right now we're

literally getting to know each other all over again. Yeah, this is like it's like the same it's like the same person, but it's not. And so you're learning everything. Like five years, people grow, Minty. We stopped being friends at twenty one. That's at like the bulk of your exploring. You need to be fair with our experiences with each other. We're from fift so we knew each other for a long time before, you know, so the way that we talked to each other is different. The things that piss

us off are different. Um, you know, they get under skin, and so it's all taking time. Like, I guess I'll share this because we thought last night that's what she wanted to say. I am said maybe we shouldn't do it no more. I'm not gonna lie. She was sitting here trying to get a guest on today because I know she ain't just want to talk to me. She she sat here last night. She thought I knew what she was doing, but I knew, but she wanted a guest because she really didn't want to sit here and

talk to me. She wanted to talk to somebody else. And then she was like, um, can you see what we can record on Friday? Because that was to give her two days? Did knew it? I was like, no, bitch, tomorrow, you know what. I'm coming to Brooklyn on Friday. It is I just I need a lot of space, which is um, it's funny because you told me you gave me too much space in our friendship. Space to me is like the healer of everything, and it's funny. So we we've sat here and there's just so many things

that we disagree with. So there's there's a topic that we're gonna wait till I bring on some actual guests to you know, talk about it with. But something that I found completely funny with us is we were sitting here discussing what's fun to us. And I think this is something that is interesting because we're during that five year span, we clearly surrounded ourselves with completely different types of people, and people do shift you and change you

and mold you. Um. And so we were talking about going out, and I straighte told Wheezy, I said, listen, I think our definitions of what is fun. You've had fun with me when I've taken you bar hopping, Um, it was cool. But it's not. I go out because I ain't got shut up to do. But if I had a nigger in town who was like, I got a table here, come here, I'm feeding you here, I probably would have gone out. But I just wanted to get out of the house. So this is the difference.

And I'll sit here and explain to me, like, so I'm friends with a lot of UM, I guess I would sit here and call them influential, Like I'm friends I'm friends with celebrities, with athletes, rappers, models, um socialites. I'm in that mix and in that crowd, and so I've grown accustomed to when I go out, I don't really pay for ship. I'm eating at the best restaurants in whatever city I'm in. I'm going to a club, and when my feet motherfucking hurt, I have a table

to sit at. So the reason this came up is because Mandy made a comment, um something about like we were talking about like a perfect birthday. Oh, that is right, that is right, And that was at the club. Yeah. She was like, I'm not just gonna be like getting a massage and a pettycare on my birthday and chilling bay to pool if I'm out of town. No funk that I'd be doing this, that that would be turning up. Let's see my dog a blissful bird. I would love

to get petty Mandy, And that's cool. But my birthday I was also we were it was mostly the nightlife too, and I was just like, bro, I understood why. They also didn't want to just stand in line at a club. They didn't want to pay to get in somewhere, to stand at a bar. And the one night they did that in Atlanta, it was like this. The security kept moving them out the way because if there ain't no fan of room. See this is the thing, I think.

The reason I think I don't have these experiences when I'm going to the club because I told Mandy, like, I don't like going to the club off of a dude space. I don't I don't like hanging around at a duce table. I don't like having to stick with them. I don't like that ship. I'd rather know that I'm gonna spend a hundred dollars on drinking by myself tonight, then get that money for then keep that hundred dollars, but have to stick with somebody else. But see, that's

that's that's where you're You're wrong real quick. These guys I go out with this day my friend and I'm wait for it. They got he had a lack of See here happened. They're like, you gotta be I don't know. Like, I just like to know that I'm not going to one off and then I can show by the bar with my girls within twenty minutes somebody's gonna come to hop And then if I really want to go to a duce table, if I'm filling him. I will, but I want to have my own. I don't know, and

I'm gonna tell you what that is. The only that is one thing that changed with me and you got older once I fucking made enough money that I knew I could do it. See, And that's the thing. I don't think it's a money thing for you at all. But you have to realize, like I can haven't ever much money I want. I still don't want to pay for ship for me, I don't think I ever really enjoyed being with people in the club. I think I

always wanted independence but couldn't afford it. Now that I could buy whatever I want, So you have to realize to the difference and and something that I don't think people even know about me either. So while I was doing my blog, while I did everything entrepreneur like before I got I bartended for seven years in nightclubs, in strip clubs, in event spaces, and so to where it was like I'm in the club every week. Me going to the club was not fun going to the club.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really not a club. Yeah. But even not only that, you'll have to realize Wheezy is probably a d d to the thousandth power. So she's not a drinker and say what I do because you're not a drinker, bro, to drinks and your winking out. I'm so drunk, okay, so you can obvious sitting here halfway down to my drink. And she'll be like, okay, let me know. When you're done with that, we're gonna go to the next part. And let me just tell you this is the truth. This is let me finish.

I only want to leave the fucking bar because there's nobody in there. I would fox, but that's you, bro. You ain't give me time enough to nobody see. And that's the other thing. She takes me to these spots where I have all of two bits of sprinkles to choose. First of all, many we went to Mr Purple. You fucking cun did I not let We stayed an hour after to talk to the two black dudes. It was lay. There was four They were lawyers from d C. And you ain't want to but it didn't not stay, you

did say, but that was also a cool night. There wasn't bad people, okay, So I still couldn't suck at him because they weren't cute enough, thank you. Well, we just have difference, by the way. I just want to say that, and wasn't because they was black. It because they wasn't cute. There was one that we both thought was fine as hell, the one that came out the girl.

He did like girl, let me tell you that when are excited to tell you when black men that are especially are excited to hate to say, especially successful black men. But I'm just gonna admit like white women. And he did say that just the truth, and I think, wait, sure when that happened, because it's not that I don't want to date black men. It's just like I just honestly haven't ran into them in my circles right, whether

it's after work or where I'm living. I don't want to be wheezy in her circles because it's not like successful black men I love, I love them, but when I meet them right, like a lot of them, like women town right like by the Empire State Building, and so of course there's gonna be one of niggas and the office that go out to the happy hours, and I be I fucking and the first thing, like I already know they're not working with me. You know. And then I'll even make comments like well, I'll be feeling

good because I got the good hair. But then it's like, bitch, you look down past my neck. Oh, it's all black from the neck down. Like I'm very thick and voluptuous, so there's no like. And that's the thing too, Like certain black men, they feel like what happens is like once they hit this peak of success, it's like the fucking prize. Like I even love to click on like ball Earler. When they post like a wedding, they know exactly what. When they post like a black dude, it

is white, white with the blonde hair. You know, I can't say. And it's funny because I'm a product of a mixed couple. You know. My mom is black, my dad is white. But it sucks me up. How I really do get angry. But it kills me because I just feel like they just don't want black women. I feel like they don't want to And then they'll make a lot of comments like oh, you know, because you know, you get see it's so weird, it's so weird. I

don't take it that way. And that's because I'm on the opposite end, Like I come from a white mom and black dad, and so to me, like, I hate the disgust in the comments that I read about interracial dating, and it's mostly from black women, and I have a problem with that because we're sitting here wanting to blend, We're wanting to be one. Don't get me wrong, I don't think black men are allowed like I've had I've had a few girlfriends be like, no, like, you ain't real, nigga.

If you are, you can't really ride for black women or black people. If you're if you start dating white women, think this bullshit. I think that part is bullshit. Because I'm gonna be real. I date white boys and they get all my lectures. I'd be like, we're gonna watch and you're gonna have to learn. I'll be saying links like do you know who Eric Garner? Oh, I'm just making sure. Um, yeah, we rally rally up. I tell

you like you have to. I don't believe that black men don't do this their white girlfriends, But I do think there is a thing about I make money now I'm white, helles. I really believe it. And you don't got money now, you fucking white boys. I think that's about the same guy. Damn thing, because if we go back to five years ago, it was drug dealers and

um dope boys. If Harlem wasn't that far when I was hanging in the Orland though, you know, I've see some of my old drug deals and I was like, I can't get I go back to the South and I'll be missing my club stories about jumping, isn't it. Well, before we get into our club story and our horrible decision, we talk about the kick up throw up, but no one's discussed it. Better not be that ship that you showed me with. Okay, we might have a brief his name,

I'm asked him if he wants something. But this is nasty. This is real nasty. So I'm so mad because when she sent this to me, all right, I didn't know this word was that hold on, go ahead and tough way it comes over and he's like, bitch, you can't judge me. I said, I know it's gonna be bad because we talk about some nasty ship's holding his finger up like I want you to google something. Well, the

fact that I think this is nasty, guys, just brace yourself. No, this is this is this is too far fairy, But I tried to. Now, I try to internalize every fetish and I try to figure out what it is that people like about it. And I think I'm explaining to you what it is. The word is blumpkin. Blumpkins spell that for the c l U M p k I N. It is the delicately balanced art of getting your cocked sucked, cock sucked taking a ship. You've heard of that before,

really heard of it? I've never heard of it. Now. Let me just say I'm disgusted because I stake out of my mouth. I know you wouldn't one do when it was you, like you would on your knees. He's like, I don't know, bitch. Let me tell you what I think it is. Certain people love to be so submissive that they try to think of anything like the most demeaning thing, meaning thing. I'm thinking the dick sucking is like pleasuring someone while they're doing something that's just totally

funked up. I don't get it. Wait, can I ask them? I have to ask a song like real quick. I know you oldest, you don't like me the oh my god, oh my god. I have to ask some questions. Can your your Can your dick be hard while you take a ship as a man like? So was he sucking a softic? Or was it he told me he was already said he was able to do it. Oh my god. If you both come, if you both come and ship at the same time, then yes, you die. If you don't believe me, try it and find someone who has

my blumpkin master. Try. I love Urban Dictionary. That's the best dude. Let me ask you, is that's something that that you would do? I mean, you're into being submissive. You take the collar around your neck, you like to be walk out. I'm bro you you think I will tek somebody's dick? Whant you taking a ship? Bro? Maybe as long as you they running? Like if it's like maybe some solid dig you think I'm about to get.

First of all, what toilet? Let's start with the toilet factor, because the toilets be dirt maybe air around in ship? What a public toil? Like? What are we gonna be in a hotel like you dealing with some pretty clean men? Their toilets are not dirty. I don't care who's been cleaning the house. Do you think about to get all like what I'm not I won't even I've never I don't even suck take on a toilet with the sea boat closed. I haven't thing about being on my knees

in the bathroom. Well I totally did recently. I was I had a great time. Um, Hell no, I wouldn't I have. I think ship's too far. Um, it's not a thing for me, not at all. The only reason I said this show has made me consider urine is because I've tried to gain more of an open mind about like golden showers. Like when you had told your story, I thought it was gross, but then I was like, well, it's not that story. I just feel like I will never say it's just a little bit of shit. I

just know that's one thing I would never do. And it's so crazy because I've been to do Buy three times, and of course there's this whole stigma of women going to Do Buy and apparently that's what they say, is that these sheikhs and the Arabs like to shoot on their women, apparently, And it's just like that is one thing. How much money be? First to ask you what's the lowest you would take? What did you know you would take?

I wanted to ask, Okay, so I'll tell you all, I'm sorry, really high, and you don't start high if you're sitting here right there, right now, real quick cash on the able to see this is gonna be hard because I'm trying to buy my parents apartment right now. I know a lot of things are not. So how much money would it take for you to get shipped on? Just once? The number? And I mean mine is kind of low too, So I just want to guess what the number? Can you guess what the number would be?

How much money it would take for us to get for us to get shifted on? Yeah, one time? And we're not gonna talk about diarya. It's gonna be a solid, solid used to super ship, not a comedy ship. Not I just had soul food ship. Just a regular ship, like a morning ship. Okay, I'm but there's different amount. Okay, just say the amount this they could just say half a million calculator because when you hold the same time. Because I'm embarrassed, I feel like people can really don't

judge me this we get here? How did we get here? Wait? Wait? So the lowest Wait, I don't want to share my already? If it's tax break, what was it so the answers were fifty thoy. Honestly, I think I had to add another five thousand. Okay, I'm gonna just say. You could just wash it right after to me like some of my shop man, there's a lot of things that I need in my life, a ton of things I need to change my life, said, you know my credit card debt right now, Like if I had it, I'd like

you shipped on me from fifteen. You can shoot me. Okay, you know what. It sounds bad, but let me just say. Let me just say that to me. That's someone saying to you want to double your savings account, all you gotta do is get always I'm going to take a shower, like dude talking fair factor, fear Factor BN fear factor. They don't even know if they're getting the prize, and in listen, I used to think looking as was like fair factory. Gonna tell you what I couldn't do for money.

This is the truth. I couldn't eat ship though, oh hell no, oh for no money. If you really a million dollars, don't think I could put it in neither. I'm not even allowed to you nah no, But why am I really thinking about this too. I think like every well, I can't be bought held on what kind? Is it? A human or a dog? Ship? Because dollar chips are you know what? I feel like a few people have stopped listening and I will think. Okay, so

this week eyes for our horrible decision again. If you're a new listener, what we like to do is talk about some embarrassing things. Things maybe we shouldn't have done, things that we did and we probably should have done, but we liked anyways, all that good stuff. This is our horrible decision and so this week say it again. I want to make love in this club? I think, I think right? Um, So this week the topic is loving the club or not love sex in the club.

The reason we started talking about this is Savandy and I were talking about like the whole club seeing and blah blah blah, and then we started talking about club sex and we both actually have a story to share with you. Guys. Mine, I feel like it's gonna be worse anyway. Oh yeah, mine is definitely not bad. So I'll go ahead and share mine very briefly, because I'm hoping it happens again very soon. This was Yeah, this wasn't Um, it was pretty horrish of me, but I

actually had a great time. So this is also another reason why I had to move up Miami because it was one of those Miami nights. Um, I moved to New York from Miami for those that don't know. And I had a friend in town and my homegirls were with him, so they hit me and was like yo, such as such, we had Tutsis right now. Tutsis is lit.

Tutsis is the strip club in Miami that you can literally go in and spend hours, your whole day, whole workshifting and not even works whole workshift there about six hours before, like bitch to where I've ordered food twice, like a bitch has been there long. So I get in there, it's it's late night. It's probably one am at this time. I'm actually coming from the office which

is right next door. So I had already been drinking with another nigga just loved him, came and shot with them, and um, so right now it's it's me, him and four of my other home girls. So we all vibe and we all vibe and he's like that I'm about to get a room, so we lit because we got the strippers. So we go to the private room, get to the private room, and it I don't know what happened when we got in that private room. I guess

we just felt like it was ready who who? Who was the dude my friend ball player used to play for the nets, um, And so we're in this room and all I know is the one Okay, he starts sucking this trooper and then yes, yes he did. That was really awesome. He didn't have a condom. Um. And then so my home girl that this is a boom boot. No, this is actually a full room. There was a door, and there was actually a private state already, so the girl had her own polar dance on. There was a minibar,

everything already in there. So because I have just had a curtain sheet, no, but it was a whole room. So there was like this little cubby area and me and my homegirl had already fucked, so I guess I was horning. So I started playing pussy on her dress later on the floor at to season started eating her. I did, so I was eating her. Let me hold my comments. But you hear my ship, I am because you probably filthy. So I started eating her pussy out. And then this is where it got strip club, but

it got better. This is how it got better. So the other girl who we had been friends on Instagram, he was stripper. He was sucking the stripper. I was eating my home girl out. But the best part is when I got done with that her homegirl that she was with, who we knew each other from Instagram, but this was our first time meeting. She bragged about how good my mouth was and was like, girl, you gotta try it. So then I laid her on the floor started eating her pussy out. So I ate pretty much

both their pussies out on the floor and suncies. And then that night when we got back to the house, I ended up eating her pussy out on the dock. We skinny dipped. We were like together all night, like I was in love with the friend now and she's still the girl that I deal with to this day. How did you eat too? And one night which wasn't that bad, and I got my pussy eight the second girl ate my pussy out. We had a great time. We were like together on that like I was in

love and I fell in love with her. This is a girl that came to New York and like you, that's the only girl that who's pussy. I still eat every time I see her. For letting us about your meal. Oh yeah no. And is it a what Cuban flavor? What is she Moroccan? I don't know what she is, but she exoctic and so I love it. Um. And so yeah, that's my story about sex in the club.

I mean it was oral sex in the club. But like I tell you guys all the time, oral sex equals sex um according to Dr According to Dr Kim, so hold on, share the story of you in the club. Remind me to give the bodies equation. When we're done with this, I want to tell you about how me and shout out to the a guard from No Chaser podcast. Anyway cool. So uh yeah, I went to live with one of my drug dealer boyfriends. Oh god, you see wait real quick, this is again a Miami story. Miami.

I have some fun. So I gamble a lot and we and I get a lot of free cruises. So me and love Way we're gonna go on one end of September. And I was like, bro, we're gonna put somebody who like I don't even know if we need to get like nah, because you already know a toll man. So I mean, my regular way friend wants to live. And it's actually funny because of course we were just saying when you dated, you do like this, and when

like this you go to live because it's popping. And it was Sunday and if you guys remember live all Sunday, king a Dame is Monday. And now I at the time was maybe two. How my experiences with girls were only in threesomes, and I really really liked women, and I kind of I don't know, I don't know if I've ever fingered a girl um like this, like just knowing what I don't know. But I was on a drug called molly, which I do. I don't used to

be friends, not not bro like. I wouldn't touch that ship today, not the way it's sucked up like no anyway, I am a good person with a nice job, and I don't do those things. But I have had experiences in my life and so I was a molly freak. I used to love to rave and do a much crazy ship. So of course the drug deal look like prob molly and we are in the club and all I want to do is touch and I gave some of the girls some Molly two and she was like, oh my god, I want you so bad, blah blah.

She's beautiful, and um, I just started feeling like the aggressor. I don't know if it's because he was turned on and watching me, and I liked it. So I told her to take her panties off and hand them to me. So she did it, and it was super sexy, and I told her sit down and I started fingering her while I was standing up like kind of hiding her and finger fucking her. She My hands were like soaking wet. She was super wet. She was super like so into it, and it was making me go deeper, like I was

fucking loving it. It was like it was the ship. Now it was labor day weekends, so I believe it was all white party. And I only know this because of what's going to come next, because I don't really wear white. So whoever she was, um said, stopped all of a sudden. I remember she grabbed my wrist and was like, I gotta I'll be our back, and I was like, oh my god, maybe like I got her

too excited. Whatever, So um, I sat back down. My hand was so wet, so I wiped my jeans and um I started drinking again, and the motherfucker looked at me and said, bit, you want your part? I said, no, you are sucking want me in a car? What you're talking about? He's like, what the fund is? That? Is that your lipstick? And I looked down and there is fucking period blood all over, smeared on my jeans, like disgusting. Well, I threw up in a cup, not a full throw.

It was either the molly or her. I was about to say, was this from drinking molly or just the disguy? I started to I don't even know if I could smell it, but it just it just like literally just real quick, because you know what was somebody else blood hid the cup to throw up under the damn the same with the bottles on it. I was freaking the funk out. I left into our room and that was my clip story. So damn. I want to say this

real quick though. I don't consider finger fucking fucking and like it's second base, it's fingering second base, but it's my love in the club story. I'm sorry I eat pussy on Huh. I was telling a friendness on the phone, and he said, how do bitches not know? Now, I will tell you one thing, maybe appy bullshit about like when it dudes like oh like you pod be like oh it's coming off when I wants a dick, but

like I'm not about to let you just fingered me. Well, it's so crazy because there was this bitch is pussy I was eating and like, we have please, I haven't really stop that nasty to me? It wasn't. I didn't care. Um, well, no, we fun. We had funk the night before, remember that girl? I asked, Wait, so we the night before? So I was like, okay, cool. We woke up actually, so we

had a three something the night before. In real life, the nigga left, so it was just me and her in the morning, and I really just wanted to suck her from the beginning. So it was just me and her, her in the bed, and she rolled over and gave her I guess, you know, gave her some head in the morning. But I was figuring her and so I wasn't like when I when I was eating her. It was morning, so I was just you know, on the clip finger and you know, because I'm trying to make

a bit squirt. That's really my goal. I'm focused on making it happen. So the nails you got, I don't know. Well, no, my nails wasn't this long. Clearly, I ain't been eating pussy with these nails looking like this. They're too long right now to be eating pussy. Um. But yeah, So when we got done, she went to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom, and when she came out the bathroom, I noticed she put a tamp on it. So I was like, what the fuck? Like I didn't smell, not

that it was nothing. I was like, So I go to like clean up and everything, and she had to give me clothes because I was staying at her house and it was under my fucking like, oh ship, her period just started. But it was like just started because it wasn't flowing, like, it wasn't a lot. It was clearly like just you know when you first started. It's like I know, yeah, And it was under my finger. Yeah. I had a remember damn the girl that we tell y'all a lot of stories this episode. Uh, let me

keep you all the question. I fucking really funk with this ship. So I was sitting at work today. I fucking loved this. Let me see if I can pull it up, because I need to remember the equation. I have a list of men that I've slept with, and I'm talking about Garden. He was telling me that he was playing Oh, we talked about living in your truth and how nobody can hold it against you, and he's like, I really funk with bitches that live in their truth.

He was talking about a story how he played drunk Jenka with this girl and they pulled out a Jena piece that says truth or dare, and the truth was what's your body count? And she goes not sharing it? So I'm gonna do to dare? And he said I funk with her for that, and I said, yeah, I mean how she wasn't her keeping it real? Her keeping it real was I don't know the number or giving a number, well, like, I'm not going to share. That is not keeping it real. I said to him, like,

what is a shameful body count? Like I'm really curious, right, So he was like, think about it. If you started sucking his sixteen and you're now twenty eight and you twenty or thirty's like, that's like three niggas a year. So this is how you give your body count. Hold on, let me he has a calculation of the calculation. Okay, you take your current age. Let's do yours. Okay, let's this. This is gonna be a lot. Get to calculator this.

We're gonna calculate the body current listeners. If you're currently listening, pull out your calculator on speaker. Oh wait, I guess you don't keep your headphones in because y'all need to be listening to us with headphones on, and pull out the calculator on your mobile device. Okay, here we go. Take your current age minus the age that you started sucking. Okay, what do you have left? Ten? Okay, damn bitch, really you lot the same year? It was awful. You remember.

Divide that? Divide that by how many niggas you so tend? Divided by a hundred way, but I don't know the number. Okay, so let's take a guess. Let's just say you fun forty niggas ten divided by forty. You fucked two and a half niggas a year, And that's definitely wrong. That's that's like at one time, like one day I got the same kind of anyway. So let's talk about, Yeah,

there's your body count calculation. Isn't it great? Because yeah, it's it's like, yeah, okay, it sounds like forty, but you've only really fucked two or so many years and you haven't really ever been in a relationship. So well, that's why there's no way that calculation works, bitch, because you ain't at forty. That's why the calculation don't work for you. I'm damn sure not Okay, So what I'm saying is, yeah, if if some girl at seven told a dude I've fun forty dudes, They're like, damn, that's

a lot. But hold on, that's two and a half a year. And that's only if I've been thinking. So I fed dudes every you know when the season changes, you know what, fall through winter I was with Dave, Spring and summer I had Carl And I feel like it's not that much I have my list. Bro, let me just read some dudes off my list. God, I hope love Boy doesn't hear this episode. Jesus Christ, he's gonna hear it. Hold on, wait, this ship is so funny. I have to type in one of my ex's names

and I'll find it. Okay, I'm just gonna read you a few of these. Nick and y C, Nick Orlando, Nick Miami, the fact that Superman costume Italian guy in Miami. Wait, you don't know their names? Baseball player guy wait Miami. One night, that's when you told me we forgot about the name dreadhead from o'calla. But you know what, this year, I only have one new name. You only have one new name. Loboard is the only new niggau the dude with my ex Remember, I don't feel I came from

when you from last year? Yeah, it was just dude, I had a spa so loverybody's the only new person I fucked. I am very proud of my pussy. I just want to say my crising skills wasn't that good? And you know it's I'm the advocate of sticking to what is it sticking to the lakes? And what's that sticking to the waterfalls that you used? Don't go chase the waterfalls? Why this year? The reason why I'm currently abstinent. I tried the new Dick route and it really stretch

me out. I was not pleased. Oh my god, this this is bad. Hold on what Carl, United Kingdom or Ireland. Question mark the fact that you started the list. There's no way that I could go back to the age of sixteen. Bro, There's no way I could go back to that I did. I was able to do it. Actually named one dude um by the airline he worked for a flop. I'm telling you I know their names. It's just I didn't feel like doing it at the time.

I think, yeah, there's no total weight. I was talking to my homegirl right my first week I haven't had it's my bit. I don't want to say her name because they might get married, but I'm telling her about this list that I made. Right, and I started reading off names so she could laugh at me, and she was like, bitch, you know you fuck was the same way I do. If I didn't bit, you fucked U with me. I said, really, let me pull up the notes.

I'm do lose my phone. Not only is my pussy, Well, they don't know what that list is unless did you title it fault who don't know what that list is? Well, I am not interested in making a list, um, but maybe because you can't. And that's fine, that's fine. I had memory laughed. Um, but I guess, um, I guess we can get into vanilla ship, which we haven't been

able to touch on in weeks. But we're talking about ship and periods clearly Jesus Christ, So um, this part of the show what we like to actually know funk vanilla ship. We have fucking homemail? What am I doing? That's why we haven't gotten to let's fucking vanilla ship because we now currently get homemail. So what I wanted to do is read I mean, this is this is kind of um, not a little much. It's not to see how dirty we get when we're together. I know

this is a fucking philth, pure fucking philth. So us, this is the letter that I'm gonna read. And so before I start, if you guys want to send us a letter, tell us a story, a horrible decision you made, or want some advice from us. Host you can go ahead and email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com, or you can go ahead and slide in our d M s um on Instagram at the Horrible Decisions page

Horrible Underscore Decisions. So this one comes from a male listener, and I was really excited to get this because I love when guys really truly want to experiment and find themselves. It has nothing to do with your masculine so this letter says. So, I've been listening to all of your podcasts and while it got me thinking and wanting to try things. So I found a lady friend who I was comfortable with and told her about some things I've been curious with. Long story short, I asked her if

she would be okay with prostate play. Let's just say that was a great decision. Ship feels amazing. But now I want to basically try everything, like I want her to funk me with a strap on. So how should I go about convincing her or finding a female I'm sorry, oh Jesus, who is comfortable doing it. Also, I kind of want to try having sex with a guy, but in a threesome setting because I want to do everything,

and I mean everything. If the female friend is not about that, how should I go about making this happen? Thanks for your time, e W. I was thinking about it on the train on the way here, and I think I have the same answer for a lot of these things. But I like to introduce porn and see someone's reactions. Actually, I had a guy I was dating and I didn't think about it until now, and he

was like, what do you think of this? And it was a girl drinking to do it off with her feet and I was like, god, no, right my reaction. He was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. And then years later, uh, Instagram comes and I've posted certain pictures and they who write me and be like yo, yo yo, totally nicest book. Um. I think another really good way I think to do it with women is did he say that she's like fingered him in the well?

So what she well place? Yes, definitely, Okay, So it's not his girlfriend, he said, it's a friend that he's comfortable with. I would The only way that I think women are turned on by strap on is that aren't disgusting like us. Uh are women that like to be dominant. And I don't really meet a lot of women that seems like when and just are okay with being submissive and they enjoy it. It's kind of like a normalcy thing. But if you find a woman that's into being dominant,

that will eventually happen. She won't start getting these you know, images of like I mean, because people are really close mind, Oh my god, he's gay and blah blah blah blah blah. No. I think if you find someone that enjoys that, they will do anything to be dominant towards you know absolutely, which is which is me And I agree with the advice of bringing up the porn um, but I also think this is something and clearly because I like the turn nigges out. This is how I approach the situation.

And for the guys that I can tell tiptoe to the situation, whether it's on the phone or whether it's via text message, maybe play like the twenty one questions game and either like kind of would you ever um and kind of just see how far their mind goes before I forget this. If you I took it as how do I find a girl like this? Like you want to be with someone? But if you just want to get fucked, make a tender profile, put your take your face out of it. There's it's so yeah, they

make those how successful they are? I don't know they're successful, but I had to I guess we could. We could also relate. Even the advice that UM and women he gave. I mean, if this is something that you truly want to try, and you're you're nervous about what someone may think of you, or you're scared of it getting out. You're more than welcome to purchase somebody to do this

for you. So there's a ton of um, you know, fetish websites and eros and professional that does this, Like we'll make you enjoy it, I think, and I know how to go slow. I think like, Um, I think the only reason that anal went good for me, would love or boy post anyone else is because he wasn't pressed to funck my ass, you know what I mean, Like he knew what he was doing, obviously done a few times. And when someone knows, because most people are

like yeah, like they just really don't know. Absolutely that helped. Because people that can't understand how your ass works or can't understand how to read your body, it could be too much like you need a professional probably and if that's if you just want the feeling. And then as far as the bringing in a guy for a threesome something that I would suggest, which I'll be going too soon and I'm excited to share with you guys. Um

is going to a sex party. Um, I'm literally waiting for the email to let me know where who I thought you cut off? Lawyer Bay. Um, Lawyer Bay is back in the picture. Lawyer Bay is back in the picture. So and that's what we're gonna do together. Um. So I'm excited about that. But if you're interested and possibly, um, yeah, because the real thing about it, right is like you're asking this question because you don't want to come off looking crazy. So if you can do it, it's it's

the mentality that people are gonna look at you. I don't think it's it's wrong, but he's scared of what other people are gonna essentially think. I think you should, Uh, if you really are worried about that, right, someone you know where someone judging you, that you've got someone a relationship with, do with someone that doesn't give a shit about you and you don't give a shit about And to be very honest, if you're considering men grinder g

r I N d R no e um grinder. My friends close have matched with men that have no face. They have no problem with that. There's a lot of privacy in it. Um, a lot of clean men. It's not like these are all just like tricks and like I mean doctors, lawyers, I know a lot of businesses. I know a cop as on grinder. If that's something yet that you're interested like, this is not just sucking trash, and I think a lot of people think that with that side, because it's so skanky and it's all about

four sex. But you could have someone come over, drop the dick off and leave, be very honest and say I just want to try it as the first time. Vinny, who we had on the show um has had a lot of experiences like that. He honestly, Vinnie is just so. I don't know if he's old enough for being gay long enough, but he don't really like fucking dues that are virgins in the ass, I think because it's as tamful to them too. But I'm sure someone would like to explore it, try a launch of different happenes. I

hope that advice helped. I hope that advice helped. Also suck your own ask to see if you could take it. Suck your own ask before someone else does, at least for the finger in. Then I would be putting my finger in my Go buy a fucking or Amazon if you don't want to do it in person. I bought a dilator because I wanted to, like before I went to Italy to get my ass boxed. I don't know, you remember how that win like the two coming out here and I'm spending all his money. So I bought dilators.

I bought skinny ones, and I learned something about my ass. Last night we were like face timing and um fucking on FaceTime. I don't know what I want to say it anyway, I could take depth, not girth. I fit my whole skinny dildo in my ass for the second. I took a fat little plug. Couldn't do it. Well, that that makes sense. I mean you're stretching it. Your your anus is long. Let bitches your rectum. But stretching it is the painful part of Grinder has them send

their dicks. First you find a skinny one, he's the winner. Yeah, find a skinny, small dick and then go up from there. Um and I guess, yeah, that's actually our time for this week, guys. I super hope you enjoy the filth that the ship brought you. Guys, send us some feedback. I do want to read some reviews we have, even though y'all tell me one more time. I overtaught people. Clearly, that was resolved two weeks ago, So y'all must be listening to Oh shit, I take criticism well and I'm

working towards it. We have a new interview today, but she's not gonna read a new review form today yesterday. No, this is a new review today because the one yesterday, Yes, bitch, I over taught people. Switch. I'll take that. I'll take that one. Um. I love this podcast. Oh sorry, that was the one where she was no, no shady bit um. This was from k R three, four or five. Can't

read the rest. Absolutely fantastic. This podcast keeps me so entertained sometimes I worry my cow workers can hear me laughing. That being said, I wish I knew more about you too in the timeline of your friendship. Hopefully you'll do some meets and greets in the future, and I think it'd be cool to hear the wild stories that listeners

are sending you, which we've done all of that. I think with this episode we have has a lot of stories and I just want to let you guys know sometimes we don't write back, but it's because we plan on reading them. Um. I really want to find time to do that, but as you know, we pay for our own ship, and we don't want to pay for more than now, so then we start getting some other money. Yeah, so once we do, we will definitely add that in your whole stories or dollars sorry. In Full Core Pumps

is my square cash app. If you go ahead and send and want to pay for some more ship, then we can go ahead and maybe start making this longer. Get some ads. Here's another one. Ho ad Jason love love love these women and their guests, the titles backed up with their crazy stories and anytime I listen, I tell people it's ho hour. Don't bother me. That's right, Okay, God bless the modern woman. I'm saying, you can work

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