Ep2: Threesomes

welcome to episode two of Horrible Decisions. Except the ironic part about this is we're talking about the number three today. Um my name is and oh ship Paul's that it's Mandy. We could yeah that w ts uh And this episode is all about three stoms. By the way, I feel like I'm glowing because I got sucked last night, and I feel like everybody that walk about me today knows it's lucky. You lucky. I'm feeling really good, like I maybe showered, baby didn't Oh is that how you feel?

Why do you want you just come in and share anything with me tonight? Because it was two people? Wait was this in your bed? No? Okay, as long as you don't host, Like, I don't know if I can get into the hosting thing when I'm all on time kidding me what I do, but one person I don't. I'm not taking two people on in my household. Anyways. Anyways, before we get into what happened last night, UM, I'm curious as to how your week went. Um. I don't know if everyone knows or follows you on social media,

but you just got back from Cuba. I don't know if that's Cuban. Uh. Oh my god, I feel like I haven't seen you actually since we last recorded. So yeah, my birthday was Friday, St. Patrick's Day. It's very hard to forget gifts. You can send a wheezy WTF with the square cash the bowl. Um. Anyway, so for my birthday, I told you I really wanted to instead of give, or instead of get to give a really extravagant birthday. Last year it was like, fucking is Bourgeoise. It could

be ultra weekend in a private jet. It was just super extra. And so this year I've just felt really accomplished with work and like really grateful for a lot of things. So I just wanted to get so fucking sweet thank you spots can be sweet. So I went to Cuba. My friends joined me. We packed like bags and bags of clothes to take to locals and stuff like that. Um. We bought um school supplies, paper, UM pencils, candy. Apparently they have like a huge dental health problem, so

candy is really hard to find. Um, so you aid in their dental health issues by bringing candy. I don't know if that was okay. I guess it was the thought that counts, just because HIV is widespread and it will stop me from broking Knight and he's got us. So we get there and it was just super humbling. We had a cool airbnb. Um. It's funny because it was like almost one of the most expensive ones you

can get and it was still shitty. So super. My friend Taylor just went there and she was super like, Okay, there's no WiFi. The food was she was like super, So let me tell you a little bit. I'll try to make it quick because we you know, who wants to hear about this ship when you can talk about

three stomes. Um. So anyway we get in, I'm like, okay, this is cool, Like I knew what I was getting into, except when he said, okay, if you have to take a shade too, if they put their paper in the trash can, we don't the pipes is betty old, Okay, don't flash the toilet please, And I was like, and you never know how humbling experiences when you're on vacation on your birthday and you have to literally take a

bucket to dump in a toilet to flush. It's so funny. Yeah, we actually had to do that in Florida when there was Hurricane Yes, and you put the and you put in the bathtub. So um. I won't get too much into the donating because I always hate when people do because I feel like sometimes it's gloating on your good deeds. But I did have a really sweet moment where the lady who was cleaning the house kind of she kind of saw we had a lot of stuff and she

was looking at me. She spoke no English, and I'm like to oh, look, and it was a huge garbage bag of clothes I brought and she's like yeah, see, see see, and like she opens this bag like she just got a fucking gift card to Bloomingdale. She's trying all my clothes on. She's so excited, and she gave me like a hug that was so sweet. And then the next day she's making us breakfast and she's wearing my clothes and it was so cool, like just to

feel that and like it just it was awesome. I want to act like a total saying I got really fucked up. I'm sure you did. I was about to say, oh my god, they're gonna think you're fucking saying in this bitch, and I just wanted to do something nice, you know, But I felt really good. I really want to keep this up, and I appreciate my friends dealing with my humanitarian bullshit. So um, oh the food. Let me just tell you about the food in Cuba. So if for anybody they wants to go, wait, let me

ask you real quick. Cuban sandwiches. Is that a Miami thing? Or did you have a Cuban sandwich? Okay? So here, I am like, oh my god, we're dating and we're gonna go hear me, right, So we look at the menu and we're sitting in there be this hold on me. So they got chicken. I'm like, oh my god, cubad chicken. So I'm like, oh, we'll take the chicken. She's like no. I was like, okay, well then I'll do the friedge No, um, let me just do the chicken this baton, No, okay,

what about the only park? So we soon find out that, like, it's very scarce to find other animals here like chicken. Yeah. So, Enoch, it's hilarious. My my one of my best friends. I used to live with them. Enox is motherfucking vegetarian. As we get to the beach, hilarious. So he ordered the cheese sandwich. The guy comes out with a ham sandwich and he's like, oh no, no, no, so okay. So and the guy's like, well, we don't have it. So do you know what you might be a vegetarian. You

gotta do what you gotta do. One a month. I gotta eat it. And I'm looking at Enoch him like, don't do it, dude, don't do it. And he's like, I mean, I don't have a choice, and he was looking at me, and I felt so bad for him. I'm like, are you okay? And he's like, I mean, this entire trip, I'm having a great time, but I'm not hungry. But I'm also not full. Because if you don't eat rice and mean like, yeah, my my friend had the same issue. How was your week? My week?

Oh my god, Um, I had mid terms and I've been working like this week, I'm working fifty hours. Jesus Christ. My life is not exciting and I literally want nobody in my bed unless you're gonna cuddle. And for whatever reason, everything I was actually just going to talk about how seriously though, so I wanted to cuddle. Like this guy that I've had sex with before, he was like super hare me up, trying to come over, and I was like, um, I actually have to tell you, like especially because this

dick is so far as. I was like, listen, if you're not gonna cuddle, what you don't, I'm cool. You ain't gonna be in my bed. Um So I said, I'm just gonna turn on porn and go to sleep. And that's pretty much all I've done all week. And I can't even find There was no weeky and cool like think of things like in my head. Um, oh god, I'm ready. I'm ready. Anyways, I think we're doing something different and let me let me get this call to him. Mom, you're on air and we gotta hang up, right, We're

talking about sex. I wonderful. Okay, bye, Her mom is hilarious, guys, Oh my god, how wonderful. First of let me just start by saying, my mom is black, and the hilarious thing is she's never fucked a black dude. Oh my god, Jesus. And at one point in my life I never sucked a white guy. Well I've never sucked a white guy still, but that's another I guess we can talk about that later. So anyways, I want, I'm curious and I'm actually excited. So this week for Kink of the Week, we're actually

not going to do one kink and explain it. I am just kind of round off some disgusting words and see if you know them, because I'm not gonna like this is pretty wps. But okay, let's go. All right, I'm gonna try to go quick. Rusty trombone, a musty dick. No, okay, donkey Punch's thing. No wait, hold on the engineer and here is giving us the nods and like headshakes, like he knows. You know what the stuff is. You make the sound for that, you know what this is? This

is fate? Wait? Wait, how do I not know anything? A t m as to his mouth, thinks keep middle word, keep going as I don't fucking know asked to mouth close? What a no? What's what's asked to out of your ass? And they put it in your mid Oh? How no? Oh my god? No? And I just yes, bitch, I do I do have some limits there, thank you? Okay, salad tossing, Oh looking as okay, superman? What when he's like in you? I just want to see that pearl necklace.

Oh when he fucking Jesus on your chest? Yes? Spit roast, Oh god, I don't know that one think a bit roast. Just think of a chicken on a spit roast. What do you think you give a piece of meat roasting? Okay, it's spinning. I don't know. Oh wait, you spit on the dick. God, let's go through. Okay, guys, clearly I just got an f and I'm nasty. But this is clearly WPS because maybe in black people world we don't

say those types of stuff. So let's see if I can maybe say the black versions of what the hill this ship is? Rusty trembo and an act perform on a male, specifically a combination of analingus where you simultaneously reach around to masturbate the recipient, so you look their ass and jerk them off at the same time. Donkey punches when you punch someone in the head during doggy style sex because people are horrible and no one who the fuck wants Jesus dirty Sanchez. It's wait you you

definitely didn't ask me what the dirty Sanchez was. I didn't. I don't know what a dirty sanchez is. So a t M A smell. I know that one salad tossing like you got that right ass eating. Let me ask you real quick about the ass eating you eat or just get your ass eight? Are you gonna talk about last night or not? Okay, okay, okay, Wait your fucking turn, bitch. Go what's the other one? What's up to him? Jack? I had so much for your work, Supermanning. I swear

to God. I'm reading this verbatim from Google. You may remember this from Soldier Boys. It's when you're having sex from behind on that hoe. In quotation marks, the guy ejaculates on his partner's upper back without warning. Satisfied, the partner rolls onto their back and falls asleep. They awake to find the stemens dried adhering the sheets to their back, like, oh my god, I can pearl necklace. You got it right, ejaculating on the chest in a way that recalls and

recoils an elegant pearl necklace. They spit roast the recent position where one person is bent over at the waist and giving the other person oral sex. That that's awesome. Hey, I'm guessing you did some roasting. I can't wait to show you. I almost saying of these pictures, but like, I can't wait to just get your reaction live. They are so fucking goody and I swear to God if

I didn't have a real job. So I do want to let you guys know when she has these encounters, these threesomes, these twosomes, these whatever the funk she has, she um sends me photos of them and they're very artsy. You can tell she's dealing with white people because they're just like she puts them in black and white. Well you sent well the one you sent me of the girl and the guy, listen, it was black and white.

It looked like it came from a art gallery. I said, listen, my ship, my things be sending me some freaky as ship. But they don't be looking at artsy and beautiful. It looks like it looks like they're screenshots from that show Bliss that used to come on Oxygen back in the day that was like soft porn. Anyways, Um, I guess she's so anty to tell this story. So this week it's just so decision Okay, guys, horrible decision is from this whore. She made the horrible decision, and I guess

it was a decision she will make again. By the sounds of it, this was so pregnant. I'm going, oh my god, she's so happy you're not. Please please no pregnancy. I'm done with you. Okay. Anyways, Um, I guess, as all of us want to hear at this point, your story about your threesome that you had last night. Gosh, how awesome is your life? Like, please explain where you met the people, how it came about, and how it was. Okay,

now I'm embarrassed. I'm so fucking hype. Like it's just her and I, Like we were just in a groove chat texting about it. So I'm just so excited. So this is um from real background? Um, is this the same girl? And I met oh new girl. Okay, so I met her on tender. I'm really really into her and her and I have been like so we were together alone, it was great, and then we've kind of

been exploring the idea of sleeping with a guy. But what's cooler about it is her and I are a little you know, Santhia but whatever, and we were talking about what would be like to have a boyfriend. And I've been really into this idea of managata dating right where I just really don't want it to strictly be sex because I mean, if we really wanted to do it could be anybody. But you know, I want to go to dinner with someone and enjoy having this three

way relationship. So I knew this guy, this is one of my dumb and yeah, he's uh, he's really fun, late thirties, great apartment, one of those apartments you walk in it makes you feel like a grown up. It was in the West Village and he's super cool. I really like him. So, um, I gave him a call or a text and I'm like, hey, I kind of told him what was going on. Like, I met this girl. She's great. It's beautiful and smart and I want to know if you'd be interested in dating two girls at

the same time. Who would say no to that? See, but no, it's not just fucking like I'm trying to day eight. I mean, don't you're just making the threesome thing whole. It's just complicated at this point with you. But okay, I get it. Go ahead. I want to use the word polyamory, but not on something like definitely on some polyamory, like but you basically want a girlfriend and a boyfriend and you all date each other. Like, yeah,

so you're polyamorous at this point. Go ahead. I feel like it's a polyamorous whore who still has sex outside of the polyamorous relationship people do anyway. So we were all trying to meet up, but she was actually in Cuba the week before me and then I went to

Cuba for her. So the only time for them to really meet up, because we were all so anxious, was the weekend I was gone, and I was really into this idea, and like you said, and even my mom was like, what what if they sleep together behind your back? And what if they fell in love? And what if this happens? And I'm like, look like this is what I want. I want them to me. I want them to think about me, talk about me during sex all the way, and me fantasize about it like that part

got me off so much. So Saturday night, I ain't got no motherfucking WiFi and cuban bra and I'm dying and I'm just looking at these texts like you know s, I'm like shit. So finally I get drunk enough said I'm like, you know what, let's make it happen. So I texted them, like, how's it going, She writes me back, I can't remember stold me she was cute or whatever. And now they're both texting me from her phone. I'm like, you should kiss her, and so it does like they're

talking about it. They're talking about me, and they're thinking about me. You wish I was there and it was so freaking hot. So I wake up to this text and she's like, we took a picture last night for you, bitch. I skipped breakfast. I'm walking like I want to go with a two mile radius to the first hotel that had wee fee. I am done fucking uploaded, and it's this hot ass picture of like him and this is the black and white photo that you saw, Yeah, and it was just so fucking sexy. And I was like

so excited to get home. And I'm texting both them like tell me all about it, and they're like, oh my god, we were fucking and talking about what you it would be like with you right there. We can't wait to see you. And now I'm like so fucking stoked, right, I'm like ready to leave, fucking cube. I'm sitting there on the beach like, let's go. I got fucking to do. So last night it was night We're all supposed to meet up, and I'm talking about this ship all fucking

we I'm talking. She has been talking about this for a long time, and I really liked the both of them, you know, so she was super excited. So the sexy lingerie on Snapchat and you definitely snap your little She was ready. She likes to get into motherfucking character and get in like linger e you Thank god I told you. I like that, bro, thank you. Yes. So anyway, so I'm all hyped up, right, I get on the train into the West Village and I swear to god, I

thought I was going to throw up. I started getting completely nervous so right as I'm feeling that way, she texts me and she's like, why am I so nervous? Why why am I so nervous to kiss you? I'm freaking out, And I'm like, I'm freaking out. So I opened the door. She's not there, and then I'm even more nervous, and I'm like, pour me a drink, help me, like I can't be yes, and I'm like, I feel really sick. I feel like I'm gonna throw up nervous. He's like, calm down, so he makes me a drink.

She comes in. We can us. We're all sitting down literally at the dinner table, just catching up. I cannot shut the funk up. I already talked too much, bro, Like I don't know if I took a breath, Like I couldn't stop talking. I was so nervous, and to draw up my pussy. Thank god it ain't dry house. That's probably why you ended up putting his dick in my mouth, probably to shut your ass the funk up. It was so mad, dude, And like I knew I was talking too much, and I just couldn't stop, and

I was so nervous. So we get to the couch and I had just left the gym, so I can't remember how it happened, but I was telling her like, my legs hurt, my ass here really bad, and so I'm landing leaning across the both of them. They're both sitting on the couch and I'm like, oh my god, dude, it so hard. I have to show you the picture that cute little intro. Right, look at this. You gotta describe what you're looking at. Okay, guys. So she's like, oh,

at this point, you didn't even have clothes on. You can you stop swipe? No, I'm definitely going to be swiping. Let me that's cute. So's it's a medium's media mass. So anyway that starts happening, and my face is kind of like in his crotch. The next thing, you know, I'm you know, I see and then you guys are making So the funny part about it is we her and I got so wasted that we both kept having a pee. So we keep taking these turns. There's like a dick in my mouth and she's like, oh, I'll

be right back. She used to be. Then the second she comes back and like, oh, I gotta go and it's just like this three sim starting awful. But next thing you know, she takes her clothes off and she has this hot like a lace almost matching lingerie set with She's super sexy because sometimes I feel like very tomboyish,

and she's just so feminine and I love it. So she lays down and he's kind of just watching us at this point, right and her and I are kissing, and I'm like super excited because I've been thinking about this all week and all I want to do is go down on her. And it was so I'm not gonna lie, like, I know you had a girlfriend when you lived in Orlando, but I didn't know you ate pussy in real life. You just don't look like a pussy eat or did you think I do this? I

don't know. I know you sucked it clearly, but I definitely didn't think you were really enjoy it. So I started doing it, and I see she was sitting on your face and feel a photo by the way, No no, no, she's sitting if you look like sitting up. He's above her. She's is eating her pussy. It was so good, really cool. So again it looks like art. Guys, this photo looks like art gallery. He was good for I could have

been a day job. But then again, we would have been sucking in a small apartment in Brooklyn if that was the truth. So anyway, so I'm going down on her and he's like totally narrating and it's so hot. He's like a fuck, oh wow, she could eat some pussy on and I'm like thank you, looking up with

my glazed face and U it was fucking awesome. So we get upstairs and I don't even know where to start, like her and I think we're so into it, like there and him it just sucked on Saturday, right, So like we're just we can't get our hands off of each other, and it's super sensual, and so he starts sucking me first. I'm bent over. So at any point during this did you find yourself getting jealous? Did you like? It's and that's because you basically wanted both of them?

I literally when they were that's how much like I realized I enjoyed watching to the point when the second it was done, I was like, oh my god, dude, I'm totally into watching. I'm a total voyeur. Like I didn't even think that I liked it that much. It was amazing to like watch people having sex while she's like leaning on me, not even going down me, just like you know, I can hear her moaning she's grabbing me because it's so good. Like that ship was so

fucking hot. I could do that every day. See, And I mean, I think it really is. But you've trained yourself psychologically to be turned on and aroused by that, UM, And I feel like that's kind of why you had as much fun as you did. I mean, I know, I mean I've had great threesomes, um, but they've never been planned out like that. Like they're never ever planned out. So this was really cool. You know, you're sitting down and you're like, oh my god, I'm sucking two people.

See how part of this is Like normally threesomes happened. You know, you meet someone, you go home, you funk. It's really wild. This was so sexy to me because it's like, you know, all this flirting is going on, you having drinking, but it's not this Like it was just so adult is I can't explain it now. It

sounded really ADULTA well you know what this is. I actually one of our readers, um, we told them that we were going to be talking about threesomes this week, and you and me are clearly very UM experience when it comes to threesomes. UM. Again, I've had my share fair share UM any type of three sesom you can imagine. But anyways, I'm going to get into this UM question that was asked us only skimmed it so totally also

before I read it. If you guys want us to answer your question ends on air, UM, feel free to email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com and one of us will skim it and you may possibly get advice from Mandy and Weezy on air. Okay, so this is the question. So I'm planning a threesome for my boyfriend's birthday. We will be in d R, so I am thinking this would be the perfect opportunity because it'll be with someone we both choose. Does that mean

that's gonna be a hooker? I'm not sure what that means. It says However, from previous stories, I hear that this doesn't always work out. So my question is, how did you decide on a threesome. I've never had anything with another female, period, so I'm just shy going into this. I mean, I'll smack a big button, and I am attracted to females, but the only pussy I've tasted is my own. So how can I make this fun and

not traumatic? Like? Do girls have tips? I know Wheezy told me one time that it's only good if both of them are into each other and not just hand slashed me. So should I like go on dates to see who the girl we pick will be? What are some dues and don't and should I be prepared for something else? Signed a friend listening to the show. Um, So I did give her advice? Um, she asked me. I was just really excited about a reason I had had with two people I really liked, and I was

talking to her about it. It was a while ago, and I was telling her that from my experience with threesomes, you know, yes, I've been with men and then we found the girl right and then sometimes maybe she was into him, she really wants to fuck him, and she's not really like, you know, into me. And but it's been amazing when it's vice versa, When I like watching them kiss, when they like watching us kiss. When when you're not scared to go to the bathroom, because that

bitch is what you're dude. I mean, I think it's also different too, because so your threesoms are definitely different from mine. Mine have never been planned out, um, like I want to say, we've kind of me and the guy have kind of planned it or the guy kind of you know, it's all been like different. So I would say, first off, this is one thing that I tell all guys with threesomes. First of all, don't just

sit here and think you're gonna pick a front. Don't just sit here think you're gonna pick someone who looks good and coming from her story the fact that she's never been with a female before. I would not sign up for a threesome with a fucking virgin who hasn't like no pussy before because it's not going to be fun and enjoyable for me as a female. I don't think the girl that I saw up with had really been a girl. And to me, like most of the girls that I've had threesomes with um really be with

girls or I've been with them by myself. And yeah, something sorting enough to have you when you had your first threesome, had you been with a girl alone, honestly, Okay, this is my first time with a girl was a threesome with another girl. I think that's easier. Hey, wait, what my first time with a girl? It was when I lived in it I was eighteen, I know, I my first time with a girl. I was eighteen, and

my roommate at the time she was bisexual. So we bought a girl threesomes the first time because we had both thought my home girl was cute and my homegirl have been with no girls. So we all went to the club. We went to the strip club. We had a great night, and she was spending the night at our house. So I swear me and my roommate basically raped her. Like I knew we wanted. I know that rape.

That's really terrible, but no, like we all just started kissing and making out, and then my roommates started eating her out and me, I'm very competitive, so I was like, fuck that bitch, I'm gonna do it better. So that's pretty much how that was the first eight So it was like a girl thing, and it was just all of us kind of exploring and seeing what it was. And when you give the advice that you should be with a girl first, no, to me, you should absolutely

be with a girl first, and not only that. To me, she's with this guy, so there's emotions attached. That's another thing. So the threesomes that I've had have been I had this one go to threesome guy, um, and both times were different. The first time we had a threesome, I was at the club with my homegirl and I let her know, Hey, I'm going to this dude's house when we leave the club. You're more than welcome to come

if you want. And yeah, pretty much you know what, I'm going to his house force so don't come if you're not about that life. And she was like, I'm the drenk. I'm going with you tonight. Long behold. It ended that way. And then the next time we had a threesome because I found out she liked his dick so much you wanted to keep sucking it. I was like, I'm not bringing the more friends in because I don't

want my friends. I'm gonna be honest, having to do you think that it should be someone that you're not friends with. I mean, like absolutely, a lot of men always say, oh you got any friends, and blah blah blah. So I will give you that a girl that you would choose. I like that ideas together. I think that's really sexy. He's not picking some girl out to make you want to comfortable, because I'll be honest, I'm not a guest star girl. I don't like popping up in threesomes,

and I don't like you bringing anybody. But let me ask you what this was like. So the second time we actually had a threesome, I had went to his house probably eight we like um watched movies. We had fucked probably twice by that time, and he was inviting another girl over when she got off of work. She bar intended, well, she bar attended. So she comes into like four four am in the morning. I'm in the bed already. She had no idea I was there. So,

I mean, that's a good story. He knew, like I knew he was calling over, and I was like, oh, she think I like thick bitches. So she walks in and she's just kind of really confused, really really really confused because I'm in bed, and at this point I'm like, yeah, well, did you know that he didn't say anything. I didn't know that he didn't tell her. No, I did not know that he didn't mention that I was there. So anyways,

she comes in from work. Well, no, she comes in and I don't know what their relationship was, but she comes in, she goes in showers because she was at the club, comes and gets in bed, and um, we pretty like he starts kissing her and then I started like moving my hand on her breast and kissing her breast, and then we're both pretty much on her, and she like enjoyed it and allowed it, and she even told

me that, like, mind you. We're still friends like to this day, and I don't want to I'm trying to eat. That was again, but but um no, we've planned we've wanted another three some since and you know, whatever the case, maybe he doesn't live in New York anymore, but it was pretty much. We talked about it the next day and she was like, oh my god, I didn't know. She was like, y'all tricked me, blah blah blah. But she was like, because I came in and you were

thick and beautiful, and I didn't mind. She did bit then she said she was okay. She actually said, had I been a small skinning girl, because she's thick she hers is probably she probably wouldn't have it. I cannot. I cannot. Anyways, Um back to the advice, Can I just say I don't think that I would have been really nervous to be with a girl alone the first time, I think, but I was alone. I don't know, And

you think she should be with a girl? Question? Well, to me, she said she has never were eating pussy before, so to me, so, so, how are you choosing this girl? Because if you go and choose a girl who also does not eat pussy, it's gonna be pretty much the guy's gonna have un enjoyable three someome where he's fucking both. But that's reaching. I've had threesomes where me and the girl just kissed because we were both really nervous, and

it was amazing. If I'm a really essential person, I like licking, touching, like biting, like that part was sexy to you do, But what if it's not. She's gonna be turned on by kissing. For sure, looking at a girl naked and like kind of just touching her and feeling what a pussy is like. I don't think you have to eat pussy for a threesome to be great. Yeah,

I mean for me now, I would need it. But if we didn't know for a beginner then because then now we're talking about beginner intermediate advance because listen, I'm not And I literally tell like broad like I've had guys want to set it up, and I'm like, she eat pussy, she said titty like she's been with a b because in that, I mean they're choosing a girl, so obviously they're going to have some dr brothel type situation.

So you're not gonna have to eat pussy anyway. They have bronzels in the d R. Why do you think all these bachelor parties are in d R? You're right, I feel like you're working with me right now. So wait, so is she gonna pay for Why not? I think that's so hard. I would love to pick out a girl and be like you you you, you get a pussy, you get a dick. Yeah, everybody, I would love that.

You would a matter of fact, if we could donate some ship and I could turn into a mini a charionship for my next So funny, a lot of my friends are worse, and so they want to check if I want to invite them for three seth and I'm like, they're not gonna pay you, but oh my god, like, yeah, I think that's sexy though, and it's his birthday and like, but the only thing I will say, though, it sounds like when I listened to it, and I don't mean this to be a bit, I really don't, but when

I hear it, it sounds like it's for him. And I don't believe that you should do anything sexual for someone else if you're uncomfortable. I'm not talking about, you know, maybe trying something adventurous in bed. I'm talking about something like that, especially finding somebody else into your bed and you're not even sure if you like women, Like yeah, touching ass and all that is fun, and I think

it makes you feel sexy. I think women that are are not by because I'm sure you've kissed girls that didn't like girls and you've been let on like what the fuck? Oh, and if they lead me on, were not. But I think women fere. I think women feel sexy doing things with other women, but they don't necessarily want the fake bisexual female her that. I mean, we know this person, and I do feel like she's a little smarter than that. But I will say it does sound

like it's more to please him than you. When I have three ssons, is because I genuinely excited about the both of them. But you also would be turned on and another girl fucking your man, which you have to think, especially if you're paying her. She might be all plastic surgery up and big lips and tits and this, and that's got that going for my mom. I mean, you just have to think, will you be comfortable And if you can admit to yourself that you'll you'll be comfortable

and be turned on, then yes. My one of my first threasons when we kind of picked this girl out at the club. I remember he was sucking her and I thought I was jealous for a second, but she was bent over and he was looking me and and he was like, oh my god, you look so fucking I love you so much. I love fucking this girl and watching you and it was it was perfect, I

mean to me. My the biggest advice to me if she is considering this for his birthday and they're going to d r which is another country, my advice would be like, bit, you've got to go ahead and funk a bit in that country because she ain't gonna suck your man again. Like at that point, you don't have to worry about And this is what I always think. This is my this is my concern. It's like you can't keep people from communicating anymore between social media. Between

even if they don't exchange numbers or anything. These people could pretty much meet up whenever the funk they want to at this point and do it again. Um. And so the fact that she is going to another country, I would say it would be her best bet to go through with the threesome in a city outside of her own. Absolutely to do you could do this, you know. And then also like I have mostly like looked for three sims or women. I don't fun couples like that. I don't know what. I prefer to know the girl

and pick a guy like we just did. Um, or a guy and pick a girl. That just makes me more comfortable. Don't like being an outsider, but um, I went on Tinder and I'm not gonna lie to you, like I know they could cross paths again, and things like that, and the fact that you find females and guys on Tinder guys dude, and oh my god, maybe like me, listen. My last Tinder bio was like, she's five for black and Israeli. He's six five British accent, have fun with us and and all these guys like

I love accents. Oh my god, I can't. I couldn't imagine. To me, I have way too many hot ass friends for me to sit here and try to find strangers to fuck, like, I don't know sun my friends and my friends solo, like majority of my friends besides you and me, what I like? This girl isn't a friend to me, even maybe say that about her and I and I'm like, we're not friends. Girls can't make the sentis training here, babe. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed.

I'm getting really gay right now about this girl. Like I was thin about her all in Cuba and I'm just like, so, what you think about her more than him? Yeah? Okay, maybe because it's also newer, but I really like her. Um. Plus, I love how I'm more of the aggressor and I'm always having these ideas and I'm into DSM and she's just always down even if she doesn't do it, she's down to watch me be submissive or whatever. It's a really sexy thing. But Joe's going back to what you said.

You just made me think of something when you said something like, um, you know somebody you don't know and you can just suck them. I think the reason that I'm so into these types of three stances because I love the little nuances behind it, going on dates and you know, being in public together and people wondering what's going on and how sexy that is. Like fucking just to fund doesn't make me excited. I like the whole

connection between three people. That's what gets me with Like whatever you writ so it's like whatever, it doesn't have anything to It doesn't feel like anything right. So like I mean, yes, I've had that and it's been fun, but like I'm not in the mood for that ship. It's like I've been really in the mood for worldly. The only time I ever even want to give someone a threesome as when I know his dick is fight y'all.

And that's why I don't know why I know. That's what I do want to say text they thank you for sharing no ship, and that's what all the girls have said to me, so to me, and I want to say this for the for our guy for our male listeners. We do have a lot of male listeners, um,

according to our stats. UM. But I do want to let you guys know that if it's hard for you to please one female, if you come fast, if you don't give head, if if you're one of these guys that if you don't give head, that's a big one. That's a huge one. And so if you're out here not really pleasing one female, please don't be out here asking a please too, because god damn you gonna have both of us disappointed. And don't nobody want to deal

with that ship. Listen, let me tell you just before we finished last night, her and I both came at the same time. She was getting sucked and she was coming. I was watching it, and I came and we both look so tired, and he was like, all right, well, like I mean, don't and I'm like, I mean, I guess you could me. It's sorry, all right, I'll just junk off. I mean, when you know that you can make two girls come, you might sit there with a heart arm. At least you know you've got these bit

just passed. I couldn't even get in you the man, And so that's definitely that advice. So what I want to get into for our vanilla ship um as we wrap up a little bit um So this week for Vanilla Ship, I want to talk about Moonlight. UM It's a movie that I most recently saw and I it was absolutely so listen UM Trevonte. First of all, that's Trevonte. Is his name? You know that just took your hand into the most cueena ship. His name is Trevante. You

know he's fine. Anyways. By the way, if you guys don't know what they look like, I'm assuming you do, But just google like the Moonlight actors Trevonte and go on Instagram Treyvonte. He'd only he's the only Trevante, the t r e V and it'll pop up. God damn, that's what happened to me. Anyways. So moon Is actually um reached fifty million in the box office, and that's that's actually due to the um um now being internationally. UM. So they split twenty eight point six million in the

international box office and twenty seven point five million domestically. UM. Just around of applause and the reason why I definitely wanted to bring this up, not I don't really want to touch on the whole global Goal globes thing, because to me, everyone has talked about that. Okay, they messed

up the title wat want Want Want Um. I actually want to talk about something that has been recently brought up on a lot of shows, even Insecure UM touch based into it and bisexuality, not only the black community, but just as a man in general, and of course as women. We I mean, I you know, see myself as a bisexual female. You sleep with females, and guys always say, well, women are I've had someone say that it's natural for women to like women. I have heard

that same and it's so annoying. It's so annoying and so to me. UM, I don't know, I just really think that it's important, um, for a lot of men. I do want to say, Um, everyone who knows me knows that I'm friends with just about everyone, and I want to let you guys know, some of your favorite athletes are out here testing waters with tranies and other men, and unfortunately they're still out here well transgender women, I mean,

you know, and politically correct non offensive to me. I talked to a lot of these men, UM, regular guys, UM Wall Street guys, models and rappers and anyone that you can think of, and so many of them, um, who have had experiences with men and either one time didn't like it or enjoyed it and kept dealing with it. I asked them all the same question, and I'm like, is the women that you're currently fucking or the women that you deal with, do they know this about you?

And all of them have said no, And of course they're open telling me telling me about it because I'm nonjungmental and I am talking about men that are maiseexual, like into anal play, or men that either get head from guys, like to give head to guys, have fucked a guy in the ass, or have been on the receiving end. At the end of the day, if you deal with someone of the same sex and you also deal with people of other sexes, that makes you bisexual

and unfortunate for men. For men, it's just you're gay. And I wanted to bring this topic up because, um, I feel like, especially in the Black community, it's very difficult to sit here and say, you know you're either attracted to men's sexually, you've experienced men. If you guys watch Insecure, which I'm so glad got picked up for

a second season. Yes, Black Excellence. Um. Anyways, um, they had the conversation if you remember one of the episodes, she started dating this guy really really really enjoyed dating him, and he came out and said, yeah, I experimented with a guy one time, and she literally thoughts, like had second thoughts about I think, I think, I know, I know, I hear you, and I think me and you are more open now they were older. But I'm gonna be honest and I'm embarrassed to say that that was totally

me like when I was younger. A right, But so I want to know if you were to meet a guy now and he said he model guy. Oh, so model guy is by? And is he was he open with you or does he just like anal play and you assume he's by? No, I didn't assume. Well, let me take that back. I did, and and Christopher shout out to Christopher, one of my best gay friends who always lets me know what I'm being wrong. I only said the training thing cut you off because of him.

So I was making a comment like he he was using uh, like a gildo on me, and then he kind of lean didn't say that he wanted it, and I totally was into it, and I gave it back right, and I made a comment like in text like his gays right, like he was playing like he didn't want it or like he didn't funk with dudes. So my

friends was like, bitch, maybe he don't. And I'm and I'm thinking to myself, like, now I hear me, you know, because I don't think it's gay for a guy to want something in his not at all, because if you want it, you'll take it right. But not about dealing with that's a whole another conversation. I'm curious as to if you if he's been with a guy talking about sexual what would you. I didn't want to ask him because I felt like right after that night he'd be like,

now I can't do this with any girl. They're always gonna want to know if I've been with a guy. So weeks later, I'm like, you know, you're gorgeous, and I was like, around all these gorgeous men, just tell me because it never crossed your mind. And then he was comfortable enough to tell me, and he's like, look, it's not something I tell women because I think it scares them off, and he's like, so I try to

lean into it. He said, there's so many times that he's been with girls and he says it and he's like, I know their mindset changes. So actually speaking of I actually wanted to read. UM. There's some quotes I was on ask men dot com UM and this was the topic of conversation and there were regular guys everyday, guys who actually were bisexual, and they shared their experiences with telling women UM and so. Once said, the first girl

I told was really into it. She wanted to get crazy in the bedroom with by three ways between me and her best guy friend. It was probably the most fun and a few months of my life. That was Paul. He's twenty eight years old. Another guy said, every girl I've told has been extremely cool with it. Most just laugh and tell me it doesn't matter. But the few girls who have had a problem with it think I'm a sex fanatic. He's thirty two. Now. I think maybe

it's now something a little bit more. I don't I don't know if it's because we're older, if it's because we're still technically young, we're millennials. UM. Is this something that's maybe going to become more accepted in the future. I don't know, my thing isn't this is what I wanted to get out um, even of course with the missing condom. I when I got tested, got all that, and you know, of course, just waiting for the results

was something crazy. And to me she mentioned, well, if you have any guys to do with guys, you want to do this, and I was just like, whoa, whoa, calm down, you know. And I think that the biggest thing even regarding to that, is how so many of these guys are on the download and are doing something and not letting their partners know. And of course in the black but so people is so great is because as it's like, it totally desensitizes you to like black homosexuality.

And what I love about Moonlight so much is so most of my gays are black, actually all of them, right, so I can only understand. Vinny said something to me that almost made me cry one day, said something like sometimes I just want to leave. I want to go back to Europe. I just want to leave this motherfucking place.

It's like you're the bottom of the total pole already being a black man and then gay and it's like Black people as a community were so communal, we're so good to each other, but we beat the man down for being gay. And it's because masculinity is such a thing that's embedded in them in our minds. By the way, real quick, I watch gay porn. We're not going to get into that. But the real masculine guy guys. Oh my god, did I ever tell you about the guy

that I was staring at? And I was like, oh my god, he was like beefy and ship and he looked at me and he could tell I was staring at him, and I wouldn't have had a clue. He was game. And he looked at me and he said, I just don't even know. You're barking up the hunk tree. But quehoo, listen no seriously, um. And so so let me break this down because I want our guy listeners to kind of get get in the mindset and and

weigh in and we can maybe remember. So you're dating a guy and he comes out and tells you, Hey, I just want to let you know before we get any further, I'm bisexual. What is your response to it. I'm cool with it because I'm cool. I serially, sincerely believe you're not gay. I feel like the men that I'm dating either they're too old or comfortable in themselves if I'm attracted to them. Right, Not too old, I mean mature enough to know who the funk you are.

If you wanted a guy right now, you'd be with one. If you wanted a guy to put a finger in your ask, you would have one do it. So I just really don't believe that that makes you less attracted to. Unfortunately, I think they do it because of course they don't want to scare female away. And I say this to say, if she's not someone who's going to accept you for you based off of that, I feel like she's just

not for you. And that's something that I think guys need to feel comfortable with knowing that listen, she's either gonna like it or she's not because she's shitty. Stigma about being gay, right that women think men are too feminine for them or they're sissy so to speak. Because I'm just referting back to Moon, like what was so great about it? I loved as he got older and you're watching this fine, and it's like listen, Sharon in that third chapter of his life. Honey, let me tell

you Moonlight. That was when I was like, I got on tender and I was less white boys got swiped right that day. Listen, It's just fucking black men are so regal, bro like and Moonlight just showed you that and then gay and like confident and sexy at fun. It was fucking great. Um. I don't know I was loving it, but anyway, yeah, I would totally be comfortable with How would you feel, Um, I would be okay with it. I've clearly talked to guys who have been

open to me about it. You've been You've been more open to this than I have. Actually, sorry to cut you off. When we were younger. I don't know if you remember, but Mandy actually used to call me. You've met this one gay porn star, remember, Oh I did? I did? She calls me and she's like, oh my god, I've got this thing I want to do and I'm like what, and she's like, I've not this guy and

she shows me his videos and it's like, oh my god. Right, and so he's like fucking deep throating guys in the mouth, and I'm like, I thought deep throating mouth all I did was. I just watched four so it was hot. So she told me She's like, I really want to have a threesome and watching another guy. And I thought Mandy was so fucking crazy, but here we go. I'm twenty six years old now I'm like, and I'm and

she has yet to happen. Every time I go to game, I literally just wanted to watch it's so hot, Like I just think two men and big and sexy and muscles and just like that animalist that men are so carnal, Like watching two guys the ship was just kind of I know, you guys are probably gonna be listening to this, like what the fuck about um? But yeah, definitely something. And it's not that I've dated them. I've just kind of seen how far they go. Then it's like, okay,

well what have you all really done? Let me ask you, like men, I know that like you know, if they asked for a finger or something like that right now? To me, that's fine. I've been I don't know, but have you realized or noticed that or do you think it's equal and then asked for it? And to me, there's super straight guys that like a finger that like tongue like, and there's super straight guys who have never

been with men. Not to me, I've never gone further with dating or being or even really being with a by guy because to me, once I know that they haven't been open with everyone in their life about it. It's something that because to me, you're to me, you're on the d L to me, and I hate everything about I love a confident like, yeah, I've done it before.

I will try not to be too shady with this because I used to make comments like that, but I know it is hard to come out, especially Yeah, but when you're sending me videos of you fucking girls raw and I know in the back of my head that you fucking a nigga and if you I don't know that you're using comments with them. So to me, it's just it's just the respect level. To me, now, I have no respect for you because you are a lie. And so that's that's my problem on it. Last night,

actually my dom like you play. He's never asked for like a fingure or nothing, but he said something to me when I was stuck in his dick one time, like just pressing daddy that the last night her and I were both like he had his legs bread and I think her and I both looked at each other like, yeah, I'm excited after Moonlight um winning the award and even insecure touching on this, I'm definitely um hoping that this is more of a topic that makes people a little

bit more comfortable and educated. Unless you know lying about there, you know their sexual or men. It's definitely men because when women do it, it's sexy and um, I don't know, so that's just something to think about. I definitely want you to hit me up, you know, together. She just wants to see you take it or give it. It

doesn't matter. I'm just feeling so sexual right now. I don't know what's going on with me, but I don't know if it's three crom last night or we But like, just lately, I've just been owning my sex truality more and more, and it's funny because I think everyone should do so. While I'm owning it more, I still feel like like people might be looking at it like I'm more slutty right but genuinely like I want, you know, something,

a connection with someone. I'm not looking to just suck anyone that you know, I just passed by in the streets. I just want to do dirty things with them. If you're not on my level sexually, and I tell them, I'd be like, well, I'm not into mediocre sex anymore. I'm kind of too grown for that. So if Mandy literally told me she was talking to this guy is super cute, right, and I don't know, I don't know if you know what I'm gona talk about. But she's like, bro,

he's so high and so fun. And I said, well, look, if I can't fund you in an ass and why are we talking like no? And it wasn't even that he like totally wanted to look my ask. He doesn't live here. He lives in d C. I know you're talking about And I literally okay, So I don't see him as a friend. I don't see him as being my boyfriend. Further, he not a trick. So I'm like, okay, you gotta be you got to be a body. You're trying to be a body, and if it's going to be a body and only a body, I need to

have the most amount of fun with you. I've never heard it like that. Yeah, it's a body. I'm gonna put you on game girl, I will put you on. I wonna put you on. Anyways, guys, we are coming up to our time right now. I am so great because we are not getting advertising money yet, so we only paying for an hour, so you know, you can tell your friends and then when we can give you another thirty minutes of sub ship. Okay, right anyways, I know,

Oh my god, I hate you so much. Anyways, and the moral of this and our topic today is threesomes are amazing. I'm not even done, like even you might have to do a part two to this. Anyway, have a threesome for us next week? How about that. I'm trying. And we just ask you, why do you get out of there? Because I want to have fun and so I wanted to be right. I want everyone to enjoy. So we're gonna put each other in a group chat

for you know. Yes, yeah, anyways, guys, the moral of all of this is, um, like I said, threesomes are amazing, and if you like guys and you're a guy who can a fun, please be on us. If you're not going to be honest, use condoms some awesome guests on um No, yeah, my friends, I got a straight friend that we I literally today said hey, can I be on the podcast and he's like, yeah, my friend James. I'm like, because I feel like you're straight, but just

don't give an He's like, yeah pretty much. Yeah that's cool, And I'm trying to get my friend guys um who is a pan sexual porn star who does gay porn, so it should be just freaking awesome. UM, I want you to be you know, hear all of this. Um again. If you guys want to email us any stories, any horrible decisions, you can email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. You can also tweet me dm me. Don't try to hold at me. You can d have me some questions or some input, but clearly you like

the I G love. I do like if you're probably of March madness right now, don't do that and you know how to shoot and maybe she took to you. I don't know what the fund does that friend keep anyways at full Court Pumps on Twitter and Instagram. That's full Court pumps um. Hit me up and then where can they find you? Wheezy again, no one really knows this bit, So you guys please go fall God do you make me feel like a fucking nobody on my space that was popping bro my space. Bro, we were

both popping bro. We were sixteen popping his fuck on my space. Jesus, wheezy, WTF is where you can find her? Um, oh, let's say something nice. I'm not even any shady, okay, Jesus for real, because I'm just like, I'm feeling so much love to see. So we're gonna end the show with something nice about I'm really proud of you for um, so, I know you think we're horrors. I'm not going to

negate that. But I've known Mandy a long time and I watched her graduate like top ten or twenty of her class, and now she works at a fortune company in New York. And I just can't believe you have a quit. I know this semester, I'm good at six figures. I'm not going back. I am, um actually right now, and yeah, I have this. I'll be done in December with my bus and accounting. So it's fucking hard as ship.

And once I'm started making money, I was like, I guess I could do this, you know, Yeah, I'm right, no ship, And then I'm thinking of going to grad school so Jesus shoot myself, UM, and yes, and something nice about wheezy. UM. I'm just glad that you decided to spend your trip giving back. Thank you. I'm glad

you did, you know, gave something, um. And so the fact that you brought like clothes and really spent your your time giving back to the community, a community that is not of your own, but a less fortunate one. I will never go on a trip again to a country like that without bringing ship. I definitely that's definitely commutable. I think we should all do that. Anyways, guys, this has been episode two of Horrible Decisions. UM. You can catch us again next week again. All right, bye guys,