Ep195: F**k Me with an F (Ft. Sofia Franklyn)

black guy yet or not? I have not? Okay, you know what can I I guess I'll just like announced who I am? Hi, I'm Sophia Franklin. Literally my voice? How you just did it? That is my fucking voice? You talking about your It's like, why do you mean like you're not really closing it every way? So everything's a question. I'm like, really why every single thing? Um? I have? Not? My ex was a quarter which I know that sounds so let me justify it. In Utah,

if you're a quarter black, you're a full black guy. Well. I just started watching the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and they think that the Hawaiian bitches black. Apparently there's a Hawaiian Tonguan whatever she is, Yeah, she is. Tonguan is a place that's gonna say, not Tongan. They called Sma Tonga, you know. But she literally went on there and so she dates, uh black football coach and

she's like, I'm Hawaiian. But it's so weird because here in Salt Lake they pretty much just say I'm black. And I was like, what we are in bitch, we are the business grants black owned. Sorry, Sofia, I don't know what SLU got. No, yeah, no, it was super awkward. So I can believe if you said that your person was a quarter. I know that that sounds so ridiculous to say. But literally he was in Utah there were like three blacks. I mean, I can pull up a

picture that's what you are. Yeah, I think the only black people in utop for the jazz literally literally because you had I mean, I go hold your bit I did have a little. I had a few niggas on the jazz before, not not the current roster. It's it's a lot of young guys. Now I don't I don't do the ball players anymore. What do you mean the ball players. So what do you do? I have a grown ass regular niggers. This is six months, just seven, it's been seven. Mandy is really trying to act like

she gave her life over to God. I think she got a point, dick, this guy did heck anymore. I'm a I don't pick anymore. You start going to church, I'm done. I'm almost weird going for I have given my life to my new man. Yeah, girl, I don't know who I am. Bit So have you guys talked about like Syria, like getting married and so I already know what the way my money set up. I don't want marriage right now because if it's gonna make a

nigga sign a prenup, um, we don't want kids. And I honestly don't think I'm ready to move in with anybody like I have a cat right now and that's enough. He'd be scratching him like little preface. So Mandy's never been in love and had a boyfriend, saying that something. I never had a boyfriend, But that's just I had a boyfriend. I had a boyfriend and when I was a senior in high school. Shut up, God, Okay, this is literally your first boyfriend as an adult. Yeah, like

the other niggas, was like situation ships. Wow, we're like, we're like, I was claiming a nigga, but he was community dick and I knew it, but he wasn't. He was a community. You were claiming him. He wasn't claiming you. In my mind, Yeah, that's how it was working. You know. We gotta talk about how we all got together, how all know each other. So I wrote a few things or stories I thought we could talk about, mainly because I've been a fan of some of your stories that

I've only heard from recently. So without naming what shall be named, we had to talk about the fiasco because

Mandy and I fight a lot. I was reading that like this is gonna be horrible, so much so where we got in talks with our lawyer and she was like, if we ever break up, we can't talk about each other when we're when we're done, like what happened with you much on your sid which I felt like it was unfair, but I had to listen after, Right, So there is a thing when your podcast came out, obviously was big and people would compare it. You would have been around what a year at the time we were

We were for like two three years. Then I just interject because when I told my friend I was coming on horrible decisions, she said, Okay, so the o G called her daddy. I swear I appreciate that because some people when I would meet them, like so, let me just tell you live about me, and people think I'm the white one on the show just because they in a little bit of shop. She's the only one that's had pink dick. So I've never had pink dick. First of all, I like to get sucked up, but that

doesn't pint dick. Just a few white guys, bro, But it's white guys in just everything else. Do you what do you mean you're white because you get sucked up the range of my funked up like I'm like a seven am met a bit in the bathroom like now like Nybe he's had a little bit Like that's the kind of shift I be on. So to black audiencely like, bitch, you be on that white girl ship, which is kind of true, literally like like the literal white girl ship.

Little like the white girl ship. The white girls got it, which is probably why can't get to you when you told the coke story at the coffee place. I was like, oh, that one. I was a lot of sucking stories. Well white girl like her, Yeah, so I was I on that track, just the storytelling her having a podcast. Oh yeah, yeah. So I would go on all these parties, right, and people would meet me and be like, oh, what do

you do? When I would mention podcast, which I don't like to do because people think you're broke, it's embarrassing podcast. How many people podcast? Like bitch, that's all you do? So they'd be like, oh, I call her daddy. And it was sometimes it would hurt my feelings because we had been around so long and I felt like done so much. We're touring fucking TV shows and ship and yeah, y'all came in and my whole office at the time, so we we were corporate at one point before we left,

and I was an accountant. And it's funny because I kept my podcast very private because of the content, but people in the office were listening to you guys, and so it actually made me like, oh, yeah, well I'll talk about that too. You were doing horrible decisions while I was like telling at Ernst and young Yeah, we we were corporate. Girls were corporate who wanted to show that we could suck too, right, because I feel the time I was coming to all Bed with my outfit

from the night before, you stayed. I'm stayed you. But you know, like any podcast that was out of the time was either white or they were like influencers or models. They weren't like normal girls. And I remember you were like a secretary or something. At times when you're relatable like that, it made sense and that's why people, you know,

get drawn to you. So anyway, after I was reading everything like New York Post on this ship, I was like, I gotta read this ship, and you know, it really was like I hate Sofia train for a long time, not from saying for me but for everyone when you're reading it and watching it the entire world. Yes, I hate Sofia T. I can't imagine how you go. But I looked up like what people thought were your favorite episodes or the best episodes, and they were so much you that I wanted to not like you, but I

couldn't help it. Really went to jail the same way, which one I went to jail three times, three times, but the time where you were talking about Tunisia, who helped you out. I was like, do you like, do we need give them some backgrounds? Because I don't know for the listeners, I don't know what y'all talking about. Um, well, no, so like I just I guess. I say all that to say, like, it's funny when you can't even deny

good content. And I think for a long time people try to pit together the two podcasts because they don't connect, which is why we always try to make sure we're extending our hand out to sex pods or people that are like us, because we should all be cool, right, And um, I was like, damn, this bitch is kind of funny, like fun we really really think that. I definitely thought that. I thought, just okay, and that makes me feel like, actually, wait, wait, you don't think you're funny?

No I do, but guys, guys can wait? Can we interject real quick? Sophia came bearing gifts and I would like to let y'all know how funny this bitch is, because well is coming class the classy gift in a little fake tiffany back, no shade, you know this, I will know bitch. Oh No, I thought I wasn't drinking when I had Kobe last people, but I'm drinking that both were gonna do anyway, because actually, out of the two of us and I need, you're gonna need that.

I'm a cream pie. This well, yeah I don't need this. Actually anyway, she brought us a Plan B, so you can have that. What if you as the plan B when you can take yeah some cream pie? Oh now this is my messy bitch part. So after listening to the drum and realizing the show was so good, I was like, damn, because you know, when Mandy and I have been in our biggest fights, the one thing I think we love making money too much. I don't know

if we can break up. Bitch. I thought that too, and like you, I I thought him with y'all was making way more than that. The thing is like the podcast was rich. We were not you know what I'm saying, And we were indeed we're still we still are. We are, we own our I P. We just joined this amazing

Charlotte and the Black affect. And honestly, it was funny because the first thing that came out of his mouth when I was on the phone, I was like, yeah, we've never signed over anything like trust me, people have offered us money, We've never done it on purpose. He's like, you're not going to have a call her daddy's situation.

I promise In terms of what what do you mean by that the IP merch, I able to claim the ring aspect of it, Like we were very big and I love kind of that we could have this podcast talk for anyone listening, Like we were very um business minded in terms of when we went into the deal with my heart, Uh, we owned still as much as we we we needed to own because this is what

we build. This two differences though, we started very organically, and I mean that to say, like when you have a powerhouse that blows you up right, It's like, I mean if if someone handed me that and I probably would have signed it to me. Now at this point when we have been offered things, we already had a standing, right, we'd already toured ourselves. And but which is what I

was too. They owned like the YouTube. We we made sure we had our trademark logo, the pictures, like, which is what I mean for anyone listening, Like that's how it needs to be with podcasting specifically, like you need to own your ship, so get your trademark. If you have the money, UM, make sure that if you go into these networks that you get the bigger half as far as the percentages. And also just make sure everything's verifiable, like make sure that if there's spending money notions for

people in a good way, in a really good way. Okay, So here's about Matthew part. Okay. So I listened. I enjoy a few episodes and I was like, okay, these bitches, and then I had to hear the solo episode. I had to know what it would be like. Huh. I laughed so hard, Sofia, but you did not your solo I listened to was so leave okay, doesn't like you

mean terrible her solo episode. I mean, this is the problem we're trying to stay away from saying the actually we did that right, No, but now but to be like, what do you mean the solo are we making stuff? Okay, no, no no. I listened to the first episode without you there, and I laughed so hard because I was like, this is so bad, and I felt I couldn't even listen.

I was getting embarrassed to listen, and I was like yo, Like, can you imagine starting with some something with someone makes you famous, and then you think you're so good that you really got up here was like fuck that bitch, Oh no, bitch, do you there? I mean she's still get and she's still well, I lovely like, well, then we'll be on opposing side. I like, I think that she's still she's getting a lot of guests. Now, yeah, I think she just had like Miley Cyrus, it's good interview.

I mean she's still getting listened. So but this is the issue too. The Kardashians will still get views even no matter how many people we'll say that or that we can know and acknowledge that they either steal things from black culture or that they are copyed hats and a lot of things as far as I would even say clothing, um, the things they do, as far as um TV show episodes right, like they've come from other places. This is verified ship, Like we know that it's not

necessarily original, and they don't. Because when you're already famous, we're already kind of stuck. And sometimes we like watching a train crash and I think that's the same things that suck is like a lot of people are famous for nothing, and I think sadly that's what happened to your show is when you have someone that you know, a new coach. By the way that we are joined today by Sophia Franklin. Her podcast is Sophia with an F. And I want to get into the kind of some

of your whole stories. I know, like the I know we had to get get through that podcast talk, but I just know when I just know that it's a separated thing and I want people to I want our listeners as well, because you did, uh, you reached out to us and was like, hey, guys, you know, let's collapse. We see some inclusivity, bitch, so I do. I just don't want to spend too much time putting anyone down

or comparing the two of you. I'm glad that you reached out, but also like just hearing that I know we have some stories and I know y'all Holles was listening for the hotels and we got some coming fun. Well, this is your first interview, like it is, yeah, my first collap that I've done. Um, But you know what, I don't want it to sound like I will never talk about that ship and it's you know, blah blah blah.

It was a really fucked up situation. She did, you know, drag my name through the mud for like months and months and months. There was merchandise you know, canceled. We won't say his name, which was my boyfriend at the time, but not the boyfriend is gone. We don't know. I felt really bad. Yeah, it was. The brunch was pretty, but imagine if I said cancel, cancel, Well, and that's Team Wheezy. What have you guys had, Like, I'm not

gonna lie. We and we've had to stop ourselves from that because we've had our ups and downs with business friendship relationship. It's different when can any of the team many Yeah, but well specifically though, that's why we've kind of moved away from that. I know, even when we were talking about March a while ago, we were like, we should do a Team Mandy Team Wheezy, I think I can't And I was like, no, we can't do that. Always if you compare, and specifically because we're women, especially

women exactly, they're not. You never see uh Andre three thousand, Team Andre three, Team Big Boy. You don't see it. It's definitely with women that they put it, and unfortunately, as women, there's always just this need to compare, contrast and put people in a competition when one doesn't necessarily what happened so hard? You have a big conglomerate of women, you know, a big female podcast, if not the biggest, and it's like that happens. It was hard to watch.

And then when I heard you talking about mental health, it's funny because it made me think of Mandy your first episode on your podcast. I saw I go number one before it even came out, which is great. Everyone wants to hear your story. When I listened to it, I was like, I don't know if that couldn't happen to us because we've known each other so long. But like when you know someone's going through ship mentally and you still poke and poke and pick. That was hard

and really I was, I was. I was really sad listening to it because we fight a lot, but like I just can't imagine it's over and you're still like dragging me down now with me had like sixty reviews before before your trailer, and I was like just one star, one star, and it was like almost, yeah, it wasn't It was an attack and what's sad to me is the fact that people again, yeah, they don't think of the mental health that this has on an individual. You

already have the like what else can I do? Right? But I think that the reason it was so easy to do is because everybody was like, oh, this sucks without her. So funny you think so, I think so, I hope so so. So before you know, I have a really serious question ask you would you rather spend ten days in jail or ten days in a closet with your X. Sorry, I'm just like, do you know what made me ask this question? What? Because you've talked so badly about your exes and then jail. I was like,

which is worse? But when I'm going to jail, I'm going to jail. I'm going to jail. You're going to jail. Before you funk, I was actually saying something sucked up. I just did, like you just did an episode with my ex and there was like some drama that ensued after the episode. It came out like two weeks ago. So I'm gonna go ahead and say, fucking jail. I'll

go there for twenty days. Also, I've been there before, so I know what to expect people really don't believe that you have to spread your ship and gone it. I'm telling you. Yes, They're like, you have to take your underwear, don't take this to friend, to jail. I'm sorry even to jail. Okay, baby, it's make you have white people ship. I feel like whatever. No, I've never been to tell time. I mean, I was in Julie

because I ran away at thirteen. They withdrew me from school and I like was going to school for by the state for like two weeks and I went home in the middle school. I ran away from home and they found me in a boys and girls club and though the cops took me to Juvie, and when my mama came, I was like, I ain't gone with you. I thought I thought I was grown. So I ended

up staying there for two weeks in the jail. In the Julie it was like a center, like center six weeks, two weeks clothes no, I like, as I ran away, I had my little luggage with me, bitch. Yeah, it was like it was a Julie Center runaways. Yeah. How many days in were you? Like? Oh my god, I want my know. I was there. I was there for two weeks. And I think it was just more so because I was a top student and I was like,

I was on the volleyball team. Witch, I had to try to get back on the volleyball team because they withdrew me from the school. Where are you a top student in the jailism? I was? I was smart? Thank you very much anyway. Yeah, so I've never been to jail, but I've been to Julie hot. That's what, dude, that she needs me on a T shirt, j Julie, Damn, we just did. Was a bitch? Or who bite the next one? You sold me? When you meet him, if the misfortune had to happen, would you rather him have

a tiny dick or a tiny bank account? Oh my god, tiny dick, I was. I would rabb to him have a tiny, tiny micro penis is what I'm saying. He broke one hundred and fifty percent. But I feel like if a guy has a big bank account, his penis is like ten inches longer. You don't, Yeah, making broke dick is so good. So I don't know, Maybe it's different for white men that a guy is Maybe different for white men because it's a purpose with black man I don't think you're used like pens because you've only

been white man. Maybe she has an experience, remember that big You haven't had the real guarden of dick. She doesn't know what it's okay, No, this is my thing. I this very important to me, which like I just can't be attracted to a dude that's like fine with being broke. I need. I mean it does. It's not necessarily that he needs to have a huge bank account. He needs to be ambitious in some type of work micro bottom line, so you could be introduced to it.

See reason, it's all I know, she said, she said, give me a clip. I'll be fine. I'll be honest with you. If he's like handy with a big dick, that's enough about making bread. I don't give a fuck me Please, she's going to eat rusty. I make bread as well. And like I take care of myself and I've never had to do take care of me, but I just can't take care of someone. I think he can go down on me. You can set on a strap on like we can get crafty ship ship. You

know what, there are connectors, There are dick connectors. Have you had an extension like dick on top of the small I haven't have you guys curious about that. I deal with black man. The big the smallest dick I ever saw was a black dude. I told you that guy was in love with that Haitian drug dealer, and it blew up like a little balloon because it was I was shocked. I really thought I knew it is too was too fine to say that because God is a fair and Jessica, He's just not gonna make you

fine rich. I mean, I got I go looking in my niggas fine, you know, I just I mean bragging I'd be having some fine, big dig rich niggas bros convinceded issues. Yeah, you can't think you know how many girls are you just signing to a MS now? And that's fine. I just know we're all never gonna have a man to ourselves. Okay, we just all just we all just need to get over agree with that Mandy. Now that she's in love, I feel guilty to talk about how men are terrible because okay, they're so jaded,

and like you feel bad bringing her down all that. Okay, so one more question. Okay, orgasms for the rest of your life from fingers or a mouth only mouth Okay, I'm totally someone else's obviously we're like doing okay mouth, Yeah, what about you guys like fingers? I love I love a good finger and bab really and he could make me squirt with the fingers. That's true. That's I like mouth and I feel like for the rest of my life.

Hands don't know. I'm eve even my heads. So but you can finger you don't like had it all my nigga's fingers? Yeah, I love fingers board, I mean them all. It is nice, but I just maybe want to rib the fingers sometimes I gotta switch it up. Yeah, we beat creative, just like you're gonna saying the train today I did. That was Crenna say, you guys came in prepped for all these answers. I'm trying to. I'm trying to answer on the fly. You have to. That's how I guess. I want to say fingers. Now this is

because the head is sexier. No, this is the only question I'm changing my mind. I'm not a finger head. They about it, and yes, you can be outside, you can be inside. The tongue can't really go inside. What you needed to think about that so ur vanilla ship. This week, for those of you that she might not vanilla shi is our news segment of the week. I love this one because it's so wild. Wild? Is this

from Florida? We're about to find out Illinois? Okay. Grandmother acts as a daughter's surrogate and give birth to a granddaughter. This is the picture of mom and daughter with the daughter's baby in there. See what color they are? Sophia year old Illinois woman has given birth to her own grandwater grandfaughter. I'm sorry. Julie Loving agreed that this year would be the gestational mother year for her daughter, who

could not carry a pregnancy herself. Now I understand, no, I don't so what so so the mom was the daughter because the cannot carry herself. My mom was an absolute rock star during this difficult delivery. The sacrifices she took to bring this little slice of heaven into our world takes my breath away. There's also photos of the baby, her baby, daddy, and her mom and um, it's kind of wild, she says. Holding my daughter in my arms

is uh is bursting my heart. The feeling of how I would absolutely need anything from this child can do anything for the child is radiating through me. Uh, and it reflects back and when my mom did for me. I just want to know was it a syrrogation of the daughter's egg going into the mom or did the mom booked the boyfriend? So that's what I wanted. That's where like it would be so much more interesting if she's like, boyfriend, you gotta my mom because I want

a baby. This is important to baby. But then it would have been interesting. Now I'm like, I understand. I don't know you taught white people ship ship would absolutely go down. You saved ten thousand dollars. I don't think they talked like that in Utah. Don't know. You know, you fertilize the egg with the sperm and like you can put it in somebody like that's Gabby, you have done cam and Kanye have died as well. Um, I think what Camille Grammar and Kelsey Grammar done that? Real

Housewives I know who they are. I didn't know they did that, but yeah, because she's like super skinny, and I was like, in a way, she had her own kids the show. They did it. Oh Candy from her Housewives of Atlanta, she did it as well. I feel like this is just a little too weird because it's like, why can't we get another kind of circuit, Like you ain't had no home girl that could have been this Maybe because this is cheaper series. That's what I was

thinking too, But I don't know. I do on care credit. I'm sorry. I don't think I would want to watch my mom walking around with my baby fucking weird dude. Well, you know, and you're weird. Your mom are a complete random I'm saying random is is weirder? It's a service, dude. Your mom is providing you with service. Are you gonna trust your mom? Or like a random more would crazy ship your boyfriend's suck your mom. That's not what happens, dude. She you're a man is looking at your like, oh,

it's my baby in there. It's like, hold on, But if the baby the man would only like be pet in the summit. I just don't want him to be. There's a lot of oxytoes in that cousin, right, I don't know. And then like one day I feel like I'm gonna be disciplining my kid. Then my mom says and I'm like, first of all, just say you're well, that's awful. That's awful. Now you're gonna be competitive on how to raise the kid right now, Black mom, they're always gonna hold that against you. Yeah, did you know

what I did for you? No? No, I can't. Julie Loving might be okay, she mayd be like, hey, watch your mouth, stop it. Wait. What do white people say? Time out? No? Time out? They say, that's one they do. They do the full name, bitch. What happens at three? Like, they definitely the full name? Dude, No, my kid is acting up and they're counting it out, that's what. And you're like, you know what's crazy? My mom is way more black than she is white, even though she's white.

My mom, my mom would throw anything that was close to her. And then when she gets really mad, she'd be forgetting our names, saying the full name. She'll be like man Alex, she'll be she'll she'll literally just say all of the kid's names because she's just so mad. She don't know which one of us she yelled at. So my mom would literally just go through all of

our names. My mom used a lot of phone courts and things, Oh yeah, forks, promote your Yeah, my mom's Latina, so I didn't get the one, or like, what did you get? Lam? She would start screaming in Spanish. Did you understand? She would say what the fund? Did? She say? I swear to God, this isn't even this must be just like an Argentine thing. It's like your voya befet, which is not even like Spanish, like someone, but she's just no, no, no, no no no. I think it's

like I'm gonna slap you type of thing. That's what it was. I only thought, you know, as someone that's been living in that I know a little Spanish. Oh yeah, you've been living in too loom, which I know ten words now, man, I love to tell people like that are so now a lot of black people are going to Touloum. I find myself being the mayor and I always want to help everybody. So when I go to a store and I see black people there and they're confused, I'm like, oh, I got you, excuse me, I got you.

Girls wanted out? Yeah, dude, I feel like I know everything now that I know five words. Anyway, our next segment, our favorite name. It's the coolest name, horrid. It's our text tip. Can I just say that Horrible Decisions is the most brilliant fucking name. It's so good come up with that. I wanted to call it a horrible night. We were we were literally a dinner. I owed her dinner because she didn't nigger that. I thought she was gonna suck. So that was our bet and I lost.

So I was like, all right, bitch, I'll take you to dinner. So I ended up paying for while. We were talking about like this and I'm like super, I'm like, well, we need segments. So we literally sat at the table. She had Horrible and I was like, okay, just can't be that. I think she didn't want to do a Horrible Dinver and I was like, Decisions, And so we

did that literally in a dinner. We came up with the name and the segment like really, I just it gets me hard, very clever, it's really really are you fucking kidding? So a few of an f is like the least clever ship. I thought podcast names that if you google it, you're the only thing that comes up, right because with horrible h R Yeah no, they got it. That's like literally in our ads, even for I Heart, we had to spell out horrible. H O R E I B L E like we have to sell any

companies that had acted. They couldn't give us brand as I'm like, was it Jim Henson? The Muppets gave us an av they did so horrid. That's right, it's our sex tip for the week. I'm gonna give one, and I want you to think of one while you can, a sex tip or something that's a favorite. But uh so when we watch porn, right for those of you who are okay with swallowing or you don't want it to get in your hair, be on your face when

you're slurping, come out of a dick. The front of them, Okay, if you press on the front of them, do you know what that is? It starts with an F wow. So the front of them is right underneath the head. It's a little wrinkly skin. It looks like it's almost like tied like a balloon. Knot if you could see it, I'm not sure, but it's right under the head. If you press there while you're slurping, the come out it's like a heightened sensation and they always give out that

little like whimpy sound that I love. Is this this circumcised, dick. It could be either, because you know, if it's uncircumcised, I want to look up this fucking front of them, because you're gonna look up. So do you know what she's talking about you? It's a little vaincu Yeah, I don't know. Here, you just look like a little balloon. To me, it looks like a little bud. Looked like

a balloon. It looked like a little balloon that I think it looks like a little Okay here you Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, it's just now hpb on. It is disgust, just trying to okay, now it is here, it is I can we be a brown one? They're not coming up to be a body? Okay. I've never even seen one of her life. It looks like he twisted about. I can't describe this. You know what it is? Now? I thought you would not like near the head of the penis you're not. It's right, so it's connected to

the foreskin in the head. But when you press on that while you're sucking, the come out of it, oh my god, it's crazy. And another thing too, if you can try to remember when the com is coming out right, if you change the sensation. Men's orgasm last a lot shorter than ours, as could be like seventeen seconds. There's are like normally that feeling is actually just when it comes out, and then when they're still moaning, it's because

they're coming down off the high. So you can try to keep it going more by swirling your tongue around while it's in your mouth, because then they're feeling the liquid of their tongue move around and they're like, it changes the sensation instead of you sucking. So it's my slotty tip of the day. That's my hord. That's your hord. Okay, are you going now? Not? We're going to give it to you. Fuck, I was harder Kine prepared. A sex tip I haven't had sex in a life could be

something you say then sing sex thing. You know what. This is something that I did realize though when I was living with a boyfriend. Is this is gonna sound like a very weird sex tip is only fuck when you want to fuck mainly sex. Oh my god, wait,

that's what I stot to bring up. Okay, yeah, okay, that's so funny because compare I could yeah, because um, it was a type of thing where like girls just feel this fucking underlying pressure like God to please my man, like gotta get on the dick, like every day I want to be. I want him to go to his friends and say, Jesus Christ, my girlfriend's the best, whatever the funk it is, you know. And I would make sure to have sex to him every single day or

every other day or whatever. And I got to a point where I was like, you know what, I'm not in the fucking mood, and we'll be fucking when I want to. And I swear to God, my sex became exponentially better because you were when what I wanted to and it wasn't like this maintenance thing. Did you find yourself turning him down or were you just initiating it

when you wanted to? Know? I was hurting him down because he's gonna try to do it fucking every single day or two times a day, and I'm like, no, But the sex just got so much better because I mean, you weren't lazy about it. I wasn't lazy. I didn't feel like it was this thing we had to do. It becomes a chore when you don't want to do it right, and then how good is sex. You know, when it's been a minute and then you like, fuck your guy? How many times a week would you fuck?

I mean it's still like a few times a week, but I'm making it sound like I was like a sex late change that three times a day? But I mean, yeah, that that would be my sex tip. That's actually not bad because I think the issue that a lot of people have when they write in especially the guys, are like how do I get her into it? Or it's like, well have you sucked her when she wanted to get fun? Damn? How you got right? Right? Yeah? Right? What kind of

things did you find that he was doing things? Whether it be date nights or maybe you were ovulating, Like what was it going on? Like what made you more in the mood? Did you really just need a day or two between or what was it? I just need a day or two in between? Like I'm not I my sex drive. I'm not in the mood every single day. I'm in the mood a few times a week. Honestly, we're looking at I get that thing every day. I don't need dick every day, but I need to come

every day. So I talked about Okay, you masturbate but I need to. But now that I get dick, I don't have to master every day. And then that's the thing. My my partner fokes me like five times every time he goes. This is like she's lying. No, she's he had a huge dick. He goes five times in a row. But I didn't seen emotion. He is fine, don't do that. He might not be real. He told her that he did take beat juice to please. We need exist a bit. No beat juice and Seymourt even doing for six year

old man, isn't taking something like five. I don't know. My X was seventeen years older than me. He could keep it going. Seventeen years older and he can keep it going. Thank you. You would suck me like four times in a row in a row, bro, and I'd be like, damn still hard nigger. And I know and I know, and I know he came because it's either on my face and my mouth on me, like we like we like to make a mess with what we say.

So like I know he came, and I'm like, again, my ex, you still like to come and look at it on me, which I do too because I'm nasty. Yeah, we four and he would keep coming, like look at it on me and then be able to keep sucking me. He would just keep coming on the existing come that was on you. It was fun. It was kind of like next It's like vacation. You don't even a pin and each come I won't even in Thailand. It was like Thailand, where's the weirdest place a guy has ever

come on you? Um, in the dressing room of a Macy's wait. I was definitely talking about your body. She's like, where addressing on your body? Because when on I was like, I don't think. I don't think there's been a place that has not been come did you working? Point No, it was sucked up and we like use like one of the T shirts to wipe it up. It was really bad. It was fucking bad, dude. This is this was some before COVID happened. Um, this is when I

was living in my parents. We like needed to find a place to fund, you know, but I've been I don't think there's a place in my body that hasn't had come on it before. No, definitely, I don't definitely one. Maybe not in the nose toes, Oh yes, I'm sure on your feet all the guys I hook up with. It's the pullout game, right, yes, So like did you have because the pullout game doesn't really work, it's not very effective. But I've never had a guy do that

come in my own hand thing. Maybe when I was younger, Oh yeah, no, But I don't know if anyone's ever come on my feet though, but also has it been plased. I did have someone come on the back of my knee once on accident. He wanted to come on my ass, but he backed up too much and it was like, I was like that on my He's like, it's kind of the thought. I was like, no, it's my knee. This is weird. He was white, but it could have

been a chosen place. It's a crevice. People like crevices. Like, so, wait with the feet, was it a request or just ended up there? I think it just ended up there. But I'm thinking about all of my past actual experiences. I did a dated guy that had a foot thing. I swear to god, he asked if you could like come in between my toes. Really, now that I'm thinking about it yet, you said, I was like absolutely, but I wasn't into the foot thing. Have you guys ever

had a guy request that show? Now into it? What ye give some backstory? Hold on, I'm not Mandy who takes ship too far every time a few feet picks and because we're in the comments like goddamn. So she's like getting us ready for this, right every other episode she's like, I'm about to make an only pants for my feet. I'm not to make an only fans from my feet, right, And she's like, I'm a business. I'm gonna get the whole page together, and in Mandy's style,

hires a footographer up show her the video. No, I need the video. We are this is for an only fans? Yeah, did we interview the guy the footographer? Okay? And I can't stop with the fucking jokes. This is the story. Like if someone comes out to me on the train and they're like, yo, you got a nice ask like it's rude, but like thank you. But if someone says like I have a nice feet, I feel like they

want to kill me. You know what I'm saying. It's like ya, you really wall and like so I don't want to beat and then he's like you'll be hiding your toes in your there's music and everything. Oh, god, man, my look, I have never seen anything like this in my entire crazy ship A little toe rings on his ship. I was so excited. Holy shit. Wait, describe what you're

looking at for the audience. Okay, Mandy is laying on her stomach and she is like flexing and then not flexing her toes all right now, the feet are rubbing together. She had on and then she put them together like a little like Oh my god, dude. When the video came up, it wasn't laughing out of you know what you're laughing because you're laughing laughing because it was so you laing at me, not with me. But it's okay, No, it wasn't because it was well done. But it's well done.

I could see some guys paying like crazy money for that put music video. I mean, like, like your face did you ever pay? You know? The only time I put my face was when I was like, y'all gonna get these Instagram pictures that I posted. So I posted a few of my Instagram pictures. Wait, you were gonna do like a jerk off FT video? Right? I was gonna get there eventually, and was your guy going to do it? Well, that's what I'm saying, He's like, well, nothing else to do with these kids. He didn't want

to do it. You know, you would have done it, He would have done it. We just I just got to the point where I was just like, videos are too much worse. I'm not gonna lie. That's a lie. Was Oh my god, yeah, they like they like the dudeisode was so crazy the way like when I was like, what is it about the feet, he was like, I don't know. If cited about it, and then like I think our engineer at the time pulled up a picture of me with no polish on. Remember that. He was like,

that's it. But time was fun, but it's crazy like through this podcast. And I wonder, since you like you have a podcast, as what were you talking about all your stories? Were there things that when you first started the show you weren't into that. Because you just started talking so much about things, it almost like became normalized because feet did that for me. I used to hate feet. Then I started just like now like I put my man's toad like in my mouth, like and he puts

spines holes in his mouth. I'm happy you guys are eating each other's feet. Well, it's a nibble. We're not eating them. We're not carnivores. Are carnivores cannibals, We're not. We're not cannibals. Yes, carnivores, we do. I do eat me right, all right? Anyway, that's cool? Do you I think that the So, I'm only seven episodes into my new show, and I do talk about sex, but it's

not the entire time. I think that it's going to start getting like raunchier and I'm going to ramp it up about I mean, I well, first I had to talk about the fucking ship that happened to me the two episodes, and then um, I started talking about just like my life stories I've been bringing on all of my friends, closest friends and family, and you know, one of my best friend, Fabby, we talked about how we did a foursome and we've done threesomes and her and

I did a foursome with my ex boyfriend. I've done it a lot. Rude. Wait, I read because I came a little tiny bit prepared but not really I don't know advice article and it said, what you guys are both bisexual? Do you really do you feel like that's accurate I'm definitely the gayer one now that time, she's definitely gayer. But my friends, she'd be in relationships with bitches. That's all different. I have pisces whatever that means, you know,

I whatever, she's pregnant. Now she's moving on with her life. But no, I mean I felt really in love with a girl that, like I dated early twenties, and like we kind of came back around. I called her Scissors because we always scissard be really into straps. But like I fall in love with I don't want to say pan sexual because I feel like that's too blanket, but like I really fall in love with the femininity of women.

I think that like it's not for me, Like I don't really like butch girls, like I want girls who look like girls, and probably because like I like dating men for the masculinity in them. But I mean, I definitely love eating pussy. Like I thought for a while like it was kind of fake because I liked threesomes

so much. I was like, no, I like vagina. When you can eat it alone is when you know you're getting So that episode, particularly if I want to hear about you eating pussy, we go to that episode episode you're talking about. She was next to you. Yeah, I felt I've eating a lot of what was it be is keep doing just be on your name? And we talked about she said I gave great hands. My god, I just wanted to beep beep. You know, I definitely

love doing it. But also it's interesting because Mandy slept with friends and I'm always like, I feel like I couldn't do it. And Venus was the first one sleep with your friend. So when you when you're the girl that you had on, could you when you when it happened, did it feel sexualized? Like did you feel attracted to her after? It was just a moment. It was just the moment it was. But but we've had a lot of moments together and seifically so and it doesn't change

your relationship. Right. We have a lot of people also who right in who don't know how to go about a threesome and always question if they should do it with a friend or a stranger. People, that's a number one. I get that question all the time too. Uh So, I mean, so I watched her funk my boyfriend and she is my best friend, like childhood best friend. I'm not gonna lie like that ship was cool for a minute, literally one minute. Actually don't know the full time it

was happening. It was fine. And then um, me and the X would like be having kinky sex and he'd be like, oh yeah, like remember fucking, and he would say my friend's name, and then I was like, okay, we like you know, I just was at the club with this day. He took it where it didn't need to go. I think it can work, but I mean, if I were going to give advice, like just try to do it with a random for sure, I agree. I think that, but only because the weight of it

after you could do it. But see other people enjoy friends because they feel safer in that regard. It's almost like you know, a friend won't suck your man, but that's not true. We've done you cannot trust your friends. I just well, alright, So dude, I appreciate you coming on and being transparent about that situation because I expected you or your team to email us and be like you can't and I don't know you didn't know it

was the first interview. But like I said, I mean, I've definitely become a fan of yours from listening because I really enjoyed the stories, and I think that it reminded me so much of Mandy and I. We weren't so guest based until towards you know, the latter part, but we used to tell so many wild stories. My p in the treehouse like every drug story ever, and your p it was an ambient. We could talk about it. Also on my episode two, do y'all love this episode?

Just no, you can go and check us out on something. What are we gonna do is they're gonna need more they will because we're about to talk about like some crazy ship. On the two bullet points, I wrote, Okay, right, there's some more crazy ship. Let's get into the homemail because this one's point not you guys have so many and so we got we honestly, we honestly skipped a whole segment too, but it's because we're the horrible decisions. Was that okay? Yes? That works? Um? So this one?

What's on your fucking sure? I just realized, yes, we have march that just drop love that shameless plug or hive dot com check it, o'cl there's one that's called all the way in there. I'm sorry, I'm trying to find this one. It was called keep it in the family. Here we go. Sounds like some utah sh it. Hey queens, love your show, Love you both so much. I suck at telling stories, So this is too long. Tell me to cut off. Bit, you fucking wrote the ship. Are

we gonna tell you to cut it off? Now? Before it started, I was out at the bar and a finance security guard caught my eye. Apparently I caught his two because you know them to security guard? Fine, why do people love I love a security guard. People'll see if they got guns and ship, you know, okay or sticks. Anyways, we exchange numbers and we talk and eventually he comes over to eat the funk out of my pussy. I was crying like Wheezy in the first episodes. Okay, this

goes on for a few months. He took me to the sex shop. We got some toys, but other than that, we never went out together. He just came over to eat my pussy and funk. When I was totally okay with that, Well, my dumbass starts sucking my ex, so I put the old dude on the back burner. That was my ex for good. Now fast forward to a month ago, and on the Graham drunk his funk one night,

giving the people a blunt rolling lesson. A guy that's been following me for years that I have mutual friends with d ms me laughing about it and we end up chatting exchange numbers. A week later he comes over. Things are chill, we smoke and talk fast forward. Now we fucked a few times before we hung out. The first time I looked through his older post and I noticed he had a happy Birthday post to his dad. His dad also happens to be the security guard that

devours my posts. Nor dad knows because it's dad stays hitting me up about how much he misses me. Not gonna lie I missed that tongue. But I found out from the Sun that the dad has a fiance. Anyways, is quiet. I've been watching More Deep Poor and lately and it really gets me off. But now but I've never wanted to do it myself, and now I'm more open. How do I bring up the father's son? Do no fucking way. I'm to see if there no First, I have to let them know that I sucked them both,

and I hope it goes over well. But do you have any suggestions. Is this even legal? Thank you so much, so real quick, I just want to say that this was one of my fantasies early on in the show. What's the fun? Father and son? What is it? You don't I get the deep ship, I don't get the father. I hold you thet my nigga seventeen years older than me and niggas we having kids at seventeen, I can see it. See, okay, he would have father son celebrity

do what? We would all fuck? What's Jason mos? No, he's not that, so I what maybe that'll wrong for you because you're gold. He is not even closed. So I do have a father's son do it. But I'm not gonna say it because I actually talked to the son now, So okay, like I know, we need to know, I'm not. I'm not gonna say we need to know now, Okay, So see there's one we can consider. I thought that was it because everybody he's always at the influencer parties.

No not Christian but Christian, and did he could do it? You know how old is Jason Momo's kid got to be a teenager. I'm sorry, but when I say celebrity, I want to Funa. Okay, I got my way to I got Oh he's my number one? Is Jaden Smith e teenya? Yeah, so him and Will and he's a little weird. He would dude, he would do some weird I get that he would do Jaden and Will I would do is Willow? Wait? Why are you like the daughter? I don't know Willow? Willow and Will Smith? No, okay,

why does that feel d Why why is father's son? Okay, yeah, actually we don't know my father's daughter is weird. I'm really this is all weird on mom and daughter. No, that's how old? No? Wait, wait, what do you? What are you hot? Father son celebrity duo? Let me see, I can't think of anyone's son Will and Wow, Will and Jaden like Ben and Jerry Stiller The fuck not the ice cream Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller and Jerry Jerry wrote this ship. But this is a Robert Downey Jr.

Clint Eastwood's old white people. That's with Will and Jade and John and keep us there was I really don't be honest with you. I don't know who wrote this business insider who they're not sucking over there? Okay, so what do the advice, the advice that I would give to her. Um, I mean, tell them both, see how

they respond to it. Maybe this is something that has happened to them before, and if it's happened to them before, then introduce maybe everyone joining into feels like I need to know the age, Like if the sun is too young, I feel like it would be let's say he's twenty or twenty one, the dad's forty, Like, I feel like it's gonna be a larger gap. I don't know. Well, I mean, first and foremost, like she needs to let them know and see how they fucking react, and then

you can bring up the dad. The dad is engaged now, so maybe if you want a DP situation, maybe you should just consider going like doing one with the son and someone else. Well, the dad obviously doesn't give a fun clearly because the dad, Okay, the dad. Do guys fuck in front of their sons? Like is that? Like? Ay, sure they do? I feel like I feel like, I mean, ship, I know Boosy do begin his own thing. He's weird. More men think that Boosey was okay with what he

did with his kids. So contact Sophia and listeners. I don't know a little Boosy the Rapper. Some of us know him from Wipe Me Down. He's like or in d e p oh, but I'm not gonna be wrong. So it's like really known for like pushing weird homosexuality should especially when Dayane Wade's kid um came out his trans and like he's just really weird and over sexualizes

ship all the time. And we found out that a little fit all right, So we found out that uh, he basically had his son's dick sucked by a girl he was sucking, and like we talk all this stuff about how he was like pushing you know, women on which obviously we know wouldn't be okay for a little girl. So it's like super strick. He's just hyper sexualizes kids really, Like I just feel like, uh, fathers and sons have

more of an open relationship. We're talking about sex. The Mormon daughters wouldn't do that, no, because I talked to my mom about a ton of sucking together. So okay, but you're saying so he would literally like set up his son to get his dick sucked by another girl when his son was like twelve thirteen. That's sucking that's that's it. I don't like that, but I think so for for this this is okay because it's my fan of Tree. I mean, do you do you have a

fight for our listener because I don't know. We're all kind of just like, but you she fought both of them, all right, she already sucked both of them. It's not really her decision, like she needs to think she should. She's she's trying to jump into the DP question and I'm trying to tell her Seedie slowed down for two seconds. Let them know that you both of them, see how they react, and then bring it up. So she also was illegal. They're not sucking each other, so I think

it's legal. Yeah, I mean they're the heads of both of their penises. Might hit each other in their deepens. The illegal about and bread shit? Yes, like instead but inst like that's when you have kids though, but you can't take incest is illegal. It's illegal. It's just weird. He's illegal on everybody think that's researching something. And I damn sure. I am didn't marry his cousin's A lot of celebrities married like people that were related to them

in some way. American. Yes, they're there. I mean they were white. But let's see sexual relations between family members who are not spouses, formally known as incest. What the fund is it now is illegal across the US because it could harm. Because the harm it could cause family relationships. Um Incest often can be charged as a violation of child abuse child molestation if it's a child, yes, but to consenting adults, if they could this bitch, they can't

go to jail. His father and son. This doesn't like. But you're not a child for your whole life, you become an adult. This is crazy. I can you know what I mean? You know what you think? Dad? And you would look across pearl the cross. That's funny. It looks like this ship is illegal. No, it's oh look okay, there's a world map. It's green over here. But for the United States, it says there's a prison sentence regarding incense incense incense incessed between consenting adults. So there's some

states in the middle. Nevada is one. I guess maybe in Vegas you can get it. In Vegas they allowed prostitution. They need to get their whole lives together. They conflicted over else. So girl, let them take you to Vegas. I don't know what to tell you anyway, Well, before we get out of here, Sofia, please let everyone know where they can listen to you and what they can expect more from you. Yes, So my podcast is Sophia with an f UM. You can access it anywhere you

listen to podcasts. It comes out every Thursday. I talked about I talked about who ship, Um, I really talked about everything. But yes, there's like an emphasis on sex and all the gross ship I've done. Let's not call it gross. Let's that's not empowering I've done. And that's pretty much it. I love it. It's a fun show. I've only heard two episodes so far, but I loved them. That's actually did a great job. Thank you so much. It's guys, that's exactly I'm sure what we thought. Everything

that we tell you all black people do. It's all white people ship. So I'm sure I'm sure that JOW will get to hear some of like some stories that yeah, like I smoked crack. That's so that's not a joke. Where can they find you on social media? Um, it's Sophia with an F S did not get creative and

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once again, this has been yet another episode of horror Decision. Baby, wait, let me explain before please start, girl, I'm about to have it's about to be some ship. How did I okay with this? Like wait you come? Wait my ass hit the Street Show? So it's gonna be like that. Okay, So so Medina is going to say, uh, some sort of sentence and we're gonna lead into this kind of as well. Um, I do want to give kudos to Jaden x D who do Nigga Peace Theater? Uh did

you do it by chapters? So they created a Nigga Pease Theater and what it is, it's it's a book. But each of them write a chapter back and forth and they don't know what's gonna happen with the characters. But that reason, yes, So hopefully we can just get some poetry going to where we don't know where we're going, but we go somewhere and hopefully so so Medina, do you want to start? Let's such, Let's set the scene first. Uh, let's do a poetry. Let's do a place, think of

a place where we at where. Oh I had something in my mind. I was ready to OK. Let's just red the next time we need to pick up and what's going on? Let's prett silent crame. I love you, you don't love me, and I'm like, see this how you end up on murder mysteries. I'm like, baby, please, I need that. I won't that. Don't you like that ass? Clap? Baby? I told you what this was from the beginning. I don't know why you want to do more. But there's

the door because I ain't doing this. You've got laugh all. I'm trying to be the nigga bro. Y'all. This is what we gonna work on. You gotta laugh while I beat the nigga. Hold on, all right, I gave you what you wanted. I licked that pussy. I stuck it in your boota hole. But now, but now I'm gonna show you that dog because we're done. We're done. But didn't you have fun? I waited? I waited in front of the microwave. For them honey buns. They was turning,

they was twirling. I'm swirling and you don't even one. But I don't know what that was a good rug. That was a good run. Me yay, y'all, we're gonna get to where we're not laughing. Maybe we gotta we can't record this, lie. We gotta do it to where we could have may edit the ship up. Really, we can't start juggling while I'm trying to be the nigga bro, because I was about to sit here and give it to you like a nigga this about you would be your feelings. We gotta do it. We gotta do it, y'all.

Let us know what you think too. And you know what, maybe we'll let the patrons give us the scene and what's going on. That would be great. So we gotta come up with a name for it, um. But basically what we'll do is we'll give you guys, like anywhere from two to four minutes of of a poem that takes us in all different directions. So maybe maybe we could do you know, a nigga one in his girl to get an abortion, or maybe we can do we

do have to have side check chronicles. We definitely have to do a woman to woman about a niggas where one of us don't even want the nigga and you're coming to me about the nigga. I think I think another one we should do. I know you inside and I know that's my man, bitch. Do you gotta plan? Be okay? Calm down? How you already starting? I mean I think we should also do uh devil dick. You drove me crazy with the dick you gave me, baby, Alright,

see you see how you go, y'all. Let me tell you how we did this on Instagram live and it started off real sexy and then Medina went and then there was an itch and I was burning. I was like, this started off for really good, and now you made me get get our little outlete, our person plays and things, and we got it and no, las do person plays and thing. No, bro, you can't laugh because I really put voice on. I was putting my knoy do