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Ep19: Escorting ISSA Business Feat CandyDeepThroat

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On this episode Mandii and Weezy sit down with Twitter legend Candy Deep Throat where she discusses how she uses social media to escort and build herself a business. She gives us an inside peak at how she makes her prices, how she builds her brand as an escort, and how she chose to do this for a living. She also shares the tricks of giving head with a condom!!! Song: Freak No More- Migos Be sure to follow us on instagram @whoreible_Decisions Mandii @Fullcourtpumps Weezy @WeezyWTF Our guest Candy: *iscreamcandy1

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Oh god, SI that she faking metal like the first time she was a one night No, I don't want my money and my right. Nobody knows. You don't want to be a freak nomo. She don't want to get money, get get Nomo, she don't want to So this is freak no More because I come to the realization almost every other week that I don't want to be a freak no more. This is literally my song that I play on my way to work, as in, it's just like, Okay, I'm not a freak anymore. I'm going to corporate America,

but after work, I'm gonna suck it. Anyways, guys, welcome to yet another episode of Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy B. And I'm Wheezy Hi Candy, and we have a great guest in the studio today. I am so we're excited. This is a friend of mine for a very very long time. UM. I feel like we should roll out the red carpet for her because all of you are going to know who the funk she is. UM. If you don't know, she used to go by the

name Candy deep Throat. UM, So do you want to share with the listeners kind of if you had to give a quick bio who you are and how people may know you or what they would know you for. Ah gosh, for my sexual exploits. I think so I

know you from her tweets. Okay, well still, I like I shared a lot of my sexual stuff on there, so I think I just didn't so if you guys don't know, Like probably two thousand, two thousand eleven, she was literally like offering blow jobs on Twitter sometimes for oxtail plates um, and she had a marketing strategy because everyone retweeted. That was like probably the most popular tweet

that I remember. What is the tweet was saying things about like meals and ship and I'm like, nah, she's playing no no. But it was such a smart fucking idea because everyone knew who you were, pop hated you, and this was a time where like how you get that's how you get people here? I mean, like, because I feel like sex back then to talk about like like it was just way more slut shaming back then. Way you talked about sex Apparently you wanted to have

sex with everyone, which was my problem. On Twitter, I would say here and just talk about things and Jesus, I'm looking for my favorite tweet from you right now. I really found it the other day when I was telling someone how excited I was to have you from Candy. I sucked two dicks off one team and made thirty five hundred dollars. What the fun did you do with your day? Don't call the Timberwolves, they'll be too exhausted to win. And it says, uh, it's tagged three PM

at Trump so Ho, New York. Well, I guess that's really good for any of our listeners who are Knicks fans. You may have contributed to some of their wins. Bro and now and now and now. You know where to go find ball players? They do, I help wait, can I help you? Okay? They also stay at the Risk Carlton in Battery Park. So it's it's true. It is either the Trump Soho or the Ris Carlson. Actually right, o't here we go, No, don't say that's um yeah,

we have two different ones. Yeah, same name, different teams. Um. That was the sluttiest thing I feel like I've ever said on the show. Well, look who we have on the show. This is probably going to be one of the sluttiest episodes. I mean, you know what it was like for me. I was in love with him, and just saying that I was dating a basketball player was making me feel like a hole just saying it. I was just like girl with his cousin and his teammate and then to be them, Like why wouldn't you want

to be with one of them? Because I want a normal guy and I always have and I want to be and live and never. And then she because really what happened was she broke up with the egg boyfriend and she was like, you know what, Mandy, I'm ready just passed me one and we were friends. So Mandy was like, I'm gonna hook up with this guy blah. Next thing, you know, she in love with him, and I'm like, bitch, this was just supposed to be break up, Dick, Like,

you have to get my shitty apartment. He couldn't even fit in my bed because he's huge. Ship. You have to help me. And now the irony of this is I can afford and my apartment was nice, so you know, welcome to New York. So I do have UM. Normally, how we like to start the show, we like to do kinks of the week. UM and we also when we have a guest, what we like to do is have you ever? However, bitch, I'm sure you've done everything. So we're gonna play a new game called this or that.

So just to tell you, Like, Mandy was like, how are we to do have you ever? With her? Because I mean it was just like and She's like, wait, we can do this or that. So I'm going to throw off a couple and I don't know if she hasn't done bukocky though. Some famous jeweler offered me thirty k to go to Asia and do it with like how many people, Gosh, I think it was ten, and they were like all billionaires, And I was like, I kind of was really considering it because I'm like someone

I don't know. I'm just like, you know, I've been like the last few years, I've been trying to like Teeter Tott. Yeah, but I was like really seriously considering. She was like it wasn't even the money. It was just like these billionaires would like, I'll do this together. This is like awesome, yeah, right, you get a passport standing And one of the guys was like a chairman of the Samsung Actually, wow, Well, Singapore. Yeah, no, I don't not sure because that's like a finance capital a

my right. No, it is smart white friend in the room. What the hell? Okay, So we're gonna do this, this or that? Um and So the first one is would you rather a nigga be broken fine or rich and ugly and ugly? So rich and ugly? Okay, what about I'm curious about you too? What about you? Okay, I'm gonna go rich and but can we not do the house because dude, I'm not up for the brook shap. So if he's rich and great personality and ugly, I'll

take him. Okay, funny, ugly and rich. We'll see. I guess there's ore and there's not an or because to me, I'm gonna have both broken huge pant house and tribecca that can you can be ugly for that? Okay, okay, and I'm still gonna um. So this is the second one. Lick toes or lick ass? She said, wait, you would, so you are you would rather lick an ass over looking toes. I've never looked tod, but I like that

make me feel like beneath me. Yeah, it's okay, it's in the vicinity, but like to like it's just like it's like a peach. It's like, yeah, I'm now to the point where I'm now checking out guys. Are you are you with toes? I've never had a foot in my mouth and if a nigga put We talked about this, like I had one guy try to put my toes in his mouth and I'm sure I almost kicked his front too, because I was like, what the funk are you? Like? You tell how niggas say they jump if a tongue

hit they ask, so like this don't feel right? What the fuck? Okay? So this is an argument that me and Wheezy had the last show. So I wanted to ask you this because I know you deal with a lot of dicks. Um, So, dude, you like circle size or uncircumcised? God, why tell me why? I tell you why? Okay? So I noticed when I'm going down on someone and they're too and I have two hands on it like that can feel the skin going in, Like I feel

like they're way more turned on. The sensitivity is totally increased. I don't know. I like it because I mean the only thing I think I was afraid of when I was younger, was like them being clean. Yeah, but that's like such a myth. But it's like if you're dirty nigger, you're dirty niggas. Yeah, so I love it. I think just you know, I'm so confident with my dick sucking skills with uncircumcised dick, I mean with circumcised that when it's uncircumcised, I just can't get in my motion because

I haven't had that many uncircumcised It requires less. They're not as desensonized as a circumcise, really like way less. They can't even handle. They're so excited the second that there's two hands and you pull like a little bit of a skin overside different. It's a different like let me like some basket. I don't want to. No, one don't like girls. I see it and I'm just sewing

and just passed those me. We don't I don't even care to be growing up because I used to watch a lot of sex in the city and she's like, oh my god, it's like a sharp Pay and I google the sharp Pay and I'm just got right on a dial up and check what the fun sharpe was. Yeah, it was totally fine. I actually just saw a circumcised dick about five minutes. Damn me was sucking dick before you came to see. What else was I doing? Hole

or something? Okay, so this is another one which I might know the answer, but I also want to know why, um, basketball player or football players? So and why why do you like basketball players over football players? Because they're tall and when they're like writing mardoto, it just looks so sexy. Oh god, way that it was a shock work. So I thought you were going to say, because so this one girl told me it's the fucking biggest all Miami bro.

She was like, listen, what you gotta flow basketball players? Okay, don't look at that, because I was talking as football player in the club. Because there's less dudes on their team, and they got the same kind of budget and they pay them more because less dude. I got fifty dudes and they got to cut them all out of check. No, it is, well, they do get paid less. There's you know me, I know the whole background of the business to it. It's it's definitely more so. Basketball players have

guaranteed contracts. Football players have unguaranteed contracts. And not only that, I don't know why. But basketball players are just definitely more like fluent with their money. But I think because they're all very socially awkward. Surprisingly, there's a lot of like football niggas are coolest. I'm just that football niggas

are coolest. Basketball players are. They're so awkward, bro, And it's just like I don't know if it's because their whole life they were just in au and with each other. They don't know how to cool like there, Yeah, so basketball guys and no, no, I hate the collision. I hate No. They're definitely rowdy. And I've been in clubs and looked at a table and be like they must still drugs and you find just the literally like but see, I don't think that has to do with the helmet complex,

Like no one knows who they are. So that's why I say that all the time they see them, not only that they are looking at the both of you. I'm just getting all this whole wisdom. Can I just yes, like it was so so I didn't know. Okay, So do you have any um this or that questions for Candy before we hop into the horrible decision. Um, okay, it may jump into it a little bit much, but I am really curious. You said you would rather be

with rich and ugly than broken. Fine, however, you only want to sleep with good looking man even when you're getting paid. Okay, so ugly, like your face could be ugly, but your body could be nice. So your shot so your shadow like me, like if you got like a nice gauce and a nice dick. Seeah, let me scale that back for a second. Shallow when she's doing it for business is different, Like if you're going to enjoy your work, you do want to be a semi attracted

to the person. Okay, but I'm not gonna lie. I kind of get where she's going. So like even dealing with basketball players when tall and ugly, I know, ugly, but then you'll see them coming on that shower and

they will go from sven real quick. There's so many times in my bumble and I'm looking at you, yeah, yeah, you look and it's like I'm ready to swipe these dudes left, and then I see six eight and I'm like, six eight will make you, It will make you like, Okay, maybe you're not that ugly, Like you know, I'll deal with you. I mean, really, I can't even see it looks if my next Oh actually I want to round off a few of these. So oh yes, the acronyms. So we're escort. So okay, you've known by now candy

escorts and so um. We were just talking real quick, real quick, because sometimes there's a bad word, is like there's a bad idea associated with it. Is there a cooler word that you like? Are you like a proud escort? Like what do you yourself an escort? Because I feel like I'm not like by the term, I'm not open to all. So it's like, okay, you know, I don't know, like I feel like I'm like a female oral court. I don't like because it's escort. I don't know oral.

I just know she does a lot. Or Now this came up because we were in the living in the living room. We were just in the waiting area discussing like keeping safe and stuff like that. So maybe let's just start with that and then break it down exactly what what you do because we keep saying escort, and everyone has this idea that an escort polst ads or back page and they just have anyone has money with

a better word. I'm glad we're talking about this because I thought it wasn't as I don't want to say, you know, like whatever that I'm looking to do and they're looking to do and they compensate for my time kind of thing, Right, Okay, you know if it's just because to me, it's like we could go waste a

hundred dollars you know the movie. You ain't gonna say me in a movie, just put in my hand, me give you that, you know, Like, why so you're skipping the dating and you're literally just getting straight to the set. I don't like you as much. I just wanted to years have you been doing this? Gosh, since like two thousand and ten? And I think, actually, I'm lying, I actually started in college. How is actually somebody on the basketball team at I'm not lying? Wait is that what? So?

You started in college? We went on a date, right, It was this kid. We went on the date and he was like his father was like super rich and all this ship. I'm not gonna say who, but like right okay, and I was like, we're on a date and I'm just like he's so fucking whack, but I would fuck the ship out of him. And so when we got home, you know, he dropped me on off and like he texts like, oh, your tits are so well,

He's like your breasts are so soft. I'm like, oh, now you want to be all bold and stuff like that, and so, uh like we just negotiated something. I was like, well, you can pay my rent and I'll like. You know, I was like eighteen, and I was like a virgin. I liked and I still had nants. I didn't have sex with it. Wait wait, wait, wait, your first time having I just never I never understood the concept of like get the recreational sex, like like there's time. Yeah,

se you got paid. I'm jealous, no it, I'm like, what the funk was I doing? And I wanted to have sex with them, but we went on a date and it just like the chemistry was terrible. Here I was my emotional ass had a fucking. My first time was with the I had a crush on in middle school and by the time I got to high school, I said, I've had a crush on you since I was thirteen years old. Come over, let me break your hair.

And then I just kind of I just want to have this in that Okay, So, uh, you went to college not like you just decided to do this because you know whatever. So you were So what were you in school? Four? What did you think you were going to do before? I don't know. I had a scholarship. I was like kind of smart. We read books like magat Programs and ship like that. So got a scholarship. What did you think you're in? I you know, I always thought college was absolutely retarded. But I always said

if I got free money ago, I would go. Just see that said was right there the whole time. As long as there's money involved, we're gonna do it. I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't have done I think I would have probably like did like acting or like singing and stuff. I was looking like, I know I'm smart, so I'll take this free money. I know I saw Dick, and I'll take the money. Hey it's business right, So okay,

so out like what is that seven years? Right? He said to like out of this entire time, how what's getting in a relationship like when you started digging somebody or have you? And then what I tried for like several years should be in pain and then getting them feelings with them ball players? Okay, Yeah, see I had like one situation. I've only really been in like one like situation like that, and I didn't want you to stop.

Well I kind of did for a little bit, and then like anytime we would have like a fight, I would go like one of his teammates and make me I know that's that. I know that's that. But wait, you gotta start. She was she started working with this and while he was in college yea, knowing that he was going to go to the NBA. So, who, you're not gonna know, you're not gonna know how I want to see what handy We'll still okay, no, let me

let me say this though. Okay, So I got introduced to him by another basketball player, so it wasn't the basketball thing. I genuinely just like I was like in love with the person, like you know, yeah, so and then he was in the Kiki Ship. What's kinky pegging? Bro? The waking, the talk about because she wants you to know, she wants you to know. Okay, she wants why I'm not talking to myself in third person. We talked about fucking pegging guys in the ASID. Now I'm talking in

third person. I think I'm getting over here because I mean, I think I'm getting excited because you know what it is to do. You got somebody you head to head with right now, which, oh no, this is you don't understand. I told you. She like she when she deals with guys and they send her beautiful pictures of them playing with their asks. She's like, Mandy, I have a gift for you. And I get videos on my phone of Niga so excited. They're amazing asses, I swear. So, okay,

this is what a question. I'm really curious. So, like I first saw you on Twitter and I was like, there's that. Probably you were I was about to suck. You're advertising to suck it, Okay, I probably you were saying, you know I used to do that, right, she would tweet and sucking. I'm faceted, talented. Can we get this on video? Wow? Damn you know you go to the circus anything. They can really do a lot of ship at the same time. But tweet and suck a dick?

I mean, are you jealous because you're a dick sucking chance? But can you tweet and suck? You tweet suck? I don't know. Okay, So can you two hand twist suck and tweet? Can you hand twisted? So wait, wait, wait, okay, what the hell made you think, especially at the time where it's like there's no way you could do in this to get on Twitter and do this. Um, I just good question. Gosh, where did I get Twitter? Okay?

So this is okay. I remember I had a black Planet page and when I moved to New York, I like changed it from Arizona and I had like so many like like hits up, like I think I had like a hundred and ten the first few hours. And I was like, oh, this is crazy. So I'm like, okay, so social media like probably works. I was like, okay, well let me and something like they let me make

a Twitter or something like that. And I just like took it and like and not only this ending things and some ship you know, worked, and I just like and at this point in time, Twitter was also probably the first social media app in which you genuinely felt like you could reach out to celebrities and they could respond.

So of course, um again, for you guys who have followed Candy, she has been in quite a bit of news in the blogs, with athletes either arguing with them going back and forth, and so there was one in particular and we talked about in the lobby and I think it's funny. Um the response and I was like, you know, what was this about? So Matt Barnes. You guys may know him. He was on the Golden State Warriors or like the Magic um his Yeah, so, um, you got you ended up in the blogs with Matt

Barnes And what was that about? What were y'all arguing about or what were y'all going back and forth over? Like I've forgot his fiancee or wife, Gloria. So it was like, you know, her like calling my phone and it was interrupting business. I asked him, could you know, put a muzzle on his bitch? And did you tweet

him this? Well? I think yeah, yeah, I tweeted him, and of course all the blogs screenshot and was like, well we went back and forth like it was like okay, I think I tweeted and then like I was going to delete it, and then he was like writing back, no she didn't. I mean, well, I'm carious. I don't even I really didn't put that right. Well, I'm carious now because we started like arguing about like you know, now I'm now I'm curious, did you guys, did you

ever meet up with him? Well? And was it Orlando? Is it long? Is it good? Like? No? Okay, look at her face? How many? How many? It's like it's not even memorable and her face disappointed most of the basketball dicks? I do, I really do? So does she? Hey? Hey, if I made not one basketball joke in this entire time, you're kidding me. It's like the fucking playoffs in here right now. So like NBA Awards, I think actually someone I'm not gonna say who, but another whole another sport

because I've branched out, bit I dressed the funk out. Okay, what's the weirdest part like hockey? Have you had a hockey play worked for? How you had a hockey player? Really? But they don't. Not gonna say, but it's the hockey players can't be black because black people don't go and ice like good. But the hockey players make money. Oh, tons make way more than basketball players. No way, no, not like not Now, the for the average average basketball player, what is how? No not not? Do you not see

that average bitch? The average is making you got there? You must not know the new um C BA or whatever the god damn rut bitch they paid. Everybody told my nigga, I said, do you see what they just gave this other nigga? If you don't go and get a goddamn check from one of these teams, our girl, I said, why are you still a free agent? Do you see what they just gave the nigga you better do? I need to be your agent. I hit him up, like,

don't end overseas. Don't want to add all money? They give it too much money out of these niggas got then no one gives you enough credit. Bit I root for my advanced at this. You know what I'm saying. I in my life one basketball player. I only know what the free throw is. No bitch, I know the whole business. Girl, the cap space don't win up like these teams signing these motherfucker's anyway, you got me? All

word does? Because I've been trying to he can't go overseas, bro, I don't have enough time to be taking all that trip off, like to have to go all the way overseas. That's out. I'm so upset. Girl. You know the one who I yes, okay said that the same God. So my favorite A favorite after soccer players, like I think they have the best bodies. That's it's a little aren't they like midget European? Okay, well they don't circumscid that

they're too little for me. They're like I look at their bios, like I'll find one and five as what am I going to do with that? From like the Israel team, Look, no, Eastern Bul, the Eastern Bul team. But I almost got kidnapped down there. So have you ever yes, I mean it's a sex question, like gone a long distance to get paid? And when you do, how have you like coordinated the money and deposits and safe like that? I mean I haven't gone overseas ease

for anything. Have you traveled on a plane, like at least in the States, Yeah, totally. So when that happens, how do you ensure that, like you're going to get compensated? Well, because a lot of sorts fucking self. If you don't play with men, they know they know that they know she will put them on like cash only no paypals. I do like a little bit of both. I mean

maybe some of them are trustworthy people. I'm always going to see a football player, and I wanted like, uh two up front and three when I got there, and I barely even I didn't even get to see. We didn't even have sex because like the time like he booked my flight or whatever, like I got there, and you know, they have to go to their curfews to

ms another. But that's another thing. Actually that's another stand was in Philly, and actually I wouldn't got money from the basketball player that was down here too, so I was like two for one down there. But see that's the thing too, living my squares. Well, I don't think people understand that too, Like it's so much easier. Like basketball players have have freedom to kind of just move around. Football players which have curfew when they go out of they have to be in their room by eleven and

there's role call they get checked. So they're not able to cheat is easily on the room and then cheat on cheat on whoever they win because they all cheat, um. And so what they have to do sometimes too is pay for a room, like put the girl in another room. They have to meet curfew and then they'll go down to that one. I don't really deal withers. I heard a friend Dad told me, Okay, I got this question, and I've had this question for years, and I feel

like it's going to ruin the movie. But I gotta know. Okay, when you were putting your phone number and the price and telling what you're gonna do, how did you keep yourself? How do you keep yourself safe? Like out of jail? I mean, good question. I just I think, okay, because when I'm looking at that, I was, there's like murders and everything else, right, rapists, Like what police department is seriously caring about somebody Like well, I don't know, some

stuff worker. It's a misdemeanor at that. So it's like I'm gonna pay fifty bucks and like you guys could suck my dick latter, like I don't like literally let me drop it off. What ever happened? You've ever been contacted by law enforcement? Ever? Um? Yeah, I've been contacted. I'm sure. I mean they say their law enforcement. I don't. I don't know. I don't. It's not like I want to sit on the pane. So like the picture, I guess I've had sex with like law enforcement. Yeah, tons

of time. I have, like like probably white ones, did I don't white ones too much. Feel like you if anything but the culture, can you fuck a white officer in the ask for us, you know? And then can do it for the culture, for the culture, because I think we're pretty woke, and I think that's what everyone needs right now, is to know that they're out there getting by a black woman the biggest Yeah, my god, I got excited. Do this ship for all of them? I will name off. So this is something else that

I wanted to bring up when we talked about. By the way, you haven't um guessed now our horrible decision is ship everything um doing it doing it for the loop? I like that. Do it for the loop. Do it for the loop. Do it for the wait. Wait, no, don't raise your head a question Okay, go okay. Wait what's the most at one time you've ever had a good question? I think like twelves? How did you take exhausted physically? No? Wait, are you asking about money or

how many dicks? Dick? Oh, I'm like you're asking how much money I got? I've read it his money too, I did too. I'm sorry. It's just like, no, I wasn't that how many did want? Okay? See, not that many. There's some there's some limitations to my harness. Okay, no fun now I hate that ship. I like a know, but I don't like deep. I want to say, like three, I had three Bronco players at the same time. Girl.

One of them was so fucking fine. Oh my god, I did and like one of them had a small dick, and I was just like, I'm just really think about it. You're having sex with three dudes. One is the really hot one. You're like, yeah, I get it. No, that's that was I'm really proud of you right now, Like that was a really good question that didn't even cross my mind. Yeah, because I feel like at one point, and also, is there a number that is too many? Well, I don't want too many. That's three at one time.

You you do this like for anyone following you, You're like this, text my phone number, text my phone number. I'm free, I'm driving around Brooklyn. Let me suck some dicks. How many what's the most that you've sucked in a day? Though? Hold on, I want to know about Okay, so most of the day from different niggas not it doesn't matter what time, like or if it was at the same time. I want to know how many dicks in one day

twenty four hours, so bro can go from twelve pm. No, Like, I mean, don't tell me you don't keep, like you have to keep counting keep. There has to be a limit money, but the price berries. Like if I see a ball player, I could probably get fifteen out of him, but I probably can't get fifteen out of But like, okay, do you think you've had more than ten in it? More than ten dicks in a day? And so do you put condoms on all of these dicks? Talk about this safe way? Dr Kim, you are that? Wait so

you put so people are paying to have condom head? Yeah, but see I have techniques. So I put lubrication on the on the dick first, but this is this is tasting lubricant. No, no, no, just like and you could I put a hybrid which is like siliconin fill this for girls because I feel like a lot of women aren't keeping and you really want to make a point of this, are not being safe with a world sex. I sucked a lot of dick and a never a condom.

All I mean I look at him like I look at the dick first, and if it's not small, than I say, oh, I don't suck dick, sorry, but like damn, I've never given because I actually told her this and this was an episode one when I had a condom missing in my pussy. I sucked his dick after the fact, and magnum dicks have a it's so bad. The taste is awful as oh, yeah, I made her put a condom in her mouth to ye have to taste it.

It's like really really bad. So like even after like a guy comes in a condom if because I like to make them shiver, um, I like make sure I spit a whole lot on the dick before I taste it, so that I could taste my own spit instead of the condom. Um. So I'm curious because because I think a lot of women are not what is the technique during oral sex because they think it's weird or it's

kind of more. It's not really common, I think, So when you do it, what is the proper way to do it to make sure that like you're safe, that it also feel good for them? And so what I do is I use break it down really thin condoms. So okay, favorite brand is a bear skin, which is uh is that Trojan Trojan thinnest condoms thinner than I feel like they should give us some money, right, we're promoting them like hell, So I use that and then

I use Trojan. What's that lubricant? And I put that on hybrid, Yeah, which is silicone and water based, so like it has like a nice Now is there a different price um for this type of loup compared to maybe the normal more expensive it is a little bit more expending it on their dick first, then the condom, Yes, put the contom over it. So now that's what it feels. It feels okay because if you were to suck, well, you guys do suck when you suck a raw like

you know, you're spitting. So that's like natural lubrication. So since I'm putting a condom on, I want to put lubrication on their dick so that it feels natural. Still, so the condom is just like an invisible barrier versus a very obvious when when you do it, when it's dry, feel it. So that is like my my technique to kind of certain do you do this with men that

like you meet? Or is this only I don't really meet men that I like like I think I've like five guys in my entire not even that, mean have like like three guys in my entire life. So you're not really fucking for free at all. No, I don't see the point of it. And here I am just sender like you get pussy, you get pussy. These skillful lips need to be paid. Oh I know that. Do you want like kids? Do you want married? I mean yeah,

sure eventually. Like I mean, it's the same thing as like I mean, I look at like how I how I see sex is just like you know, having fun. I'm just you know, like shooting a lot of guys might get a relationship. I would totally like cut that off. And it's not like so this is the thing. I watched something interesting um on Netflix called four year Old Gin and it wasn't the movie, it was a documentary. And there are women out there that are sex therapist.

There's only like twelve in the country in the States that will help people lose their virginity things like that, and I think most of them are married in relationships. And she's like, look, my husband knows what I do and make connections with these clients to get them into their sex and get them comfortable so you don't necessarily have to stop. And that's what I was going to

ask you. If you meet somebody that's like, this is your job, I get well, yeah, because there are actually um and I was trying to get one on the show. But I knew I know quite a bit of like point stars that are like engaged or have real relationships and their partners are still okay with them doing porn because it's for money. Um, I guess yeah, definitely a lot of times, you know, friends and teammates and whatever will like judge and of course from doing porn. Well,

I kind of. I did oral scenes. I recently did that, um what like last year or whatever. But I don't really want to be like regular. I don't. I don't feel like I'm a porn star. I just like, you know, I feel like I'm a check that likes to have consensual sex. And so I want to talk about this too, because well we talked about this. Yeah, we'll talk about um, she does have a bang bus by the way, so she does this. Yeah, let's talk about this. So this

is new. Um, And I that was my kind of porn when I was like a kid, I really loved the bank bro. Yeah, so I was like, you know when I when I get I'm going to get me a fancy one. I'm gonna get me a Mercedes one. And she does and I did bought me one and the Mercedes and we're fucking fabulous, Like it was so

much fun. And I recorded about like six scenes and literally paid for the car twice over with the freaking So she has a Mercedes Printer and if a video, you have a video video for it, and it's there's literally like a she took the seats out of the back and she had it set up in contact with your video. Seriously, No she does she oh, she puts, she has a iPod, sets it up, she does everything. She's lit like she is the most cost efficient. Ho. I know, like she's just fucking christ. This is like

one of my where are you though? I'm not like a part So it's like I just picked this cute guy up and I'm like getting getting the fucking getting the truck. I'm going to rape you. So you're getting into the banklet is a really nice fucking car. It's a fucking Mercedes Sprinter. But it's just like comfortable That's what I mean. And then looking at it's look at the pillows and ship. They're so pluck. Look she has pillows in it and everything and a blue light like

well not not a real blue light is wait? So it shows the sperm on everything. Well, you know, I use condoms where the sums not going anywhere. It's like a security and stuff. I have a driver or security like I have. I employ a whole little sam in my camera you know. Oh yeah, when she first started this, I told her I'd be her camera woman. Feel for you. I just want to you know what you might make more than doctor Kim here, Like, um yeah, as far as like that goes, like when you're like how do

you do? You have an account and that helps you budget because you must make so much. I had a stockbroker for a couple of years, but um now I don't you know, I feel like I wasted more money with them, and I just I don't know, I don't make any more big decisions anymore. I just kind of like, no more, yeah, because I feel like I, you know, I did a lot of Not only that, you kind of are now bicoastal, so you're pretty much based in

Arizona now travel, which is a lot cheaper. I know, we talked about it a lot, just her living vision again with the finances. So she's in Arizona now. And then I mean, you know, it's a business. If I was interested in selling lemonade, I would go about it the exact same. You see so many girls like that Scorage in there, like and I doing all this and that. I just I'm just okay, I'm a little surprised. I'm sorry to say. So this is what I wanted to talk about. I'm glad. The bank bus by the way,

super freaking awesome. Like we talked about it before she got it. We were like, mind you and I want people to know, like y'all know, I don't judge people. This is like my real friend, like the full length mirror in my house. When she moved from New York, like she came over and helped me put my ship together, Like I love this girl. And so when I when I got here, we did um. She was in this phase literally in her mind where she was like, I don't know if I want to go back to school.

I don't know if I start this other business. She wanted to throw sex parties. She literally she was like she was kind of a quarter life crisis. I guess like she was still young, but she was just like I don't know where else to go from here, like, and so she did take quite a bit of a hiatus. She we were talking about sex parties. She wanted to do some stuff online. Reality t V was contacting the

one boy wanted me on there. Mona Scott was trying to get me to do some stuff with von hip hop that I was kind of in this weird relationship relationship, and like I kind of was trying not to like because I know the social media personality, so its like it's like the next wave, right, But she knew that they were gonna like it was gonna be centered on basketball, and I didn't want to further like put them into her from what kind of like, UM, so I want

to talk about this because, um, you're clearly back to doing what you were doing. Um, as far as the social media that you know, hit me in my d M if you want your dick sucked and we'll see No, I'm not, I'm not, you're not, but but you're back

to being sexual. You're back to being sexual. And I wanted to to let the listeners know that you enjoy this, Like, I don't think you guys understand during this hiatus of her not doing it, at what point you kind of lost yourself identity and you were like, listen, I don't know why I'm trying to give this up, because essentially, this is what I want to do with my life. I'm having fun, fun what people think about me, and you literally enjoy it, like I don't think. Yeah, there's

people who do it for money. There's people who escort because they know its finest and what is it a day day, like a week working and three weeks off to you know, It's like I do it until I'm not horny anymore, and then I'm like, Okay, I'll go go somewhere and go vacation or go home or whatever. And then like when I'm horny, I'll be like, okay,

we're the backup. Oh yeah. And I see when you go through those parts, because if you guys follow up Instagram, by the way, your Instagram real quick, ice cream, candy money. This is probably her fifth page because she decides that Instagram will let her suck dick on Instagram and even if she put the ice cream cone over the dick. It's not you still see your head. You hear it in everything, and it's just like candy. God, damn it,

you can't do this. She keeps looping. Bro Like, I was making so much money off of that, and myna was making like five thousand a month off Snap, just off snap Snapchat to see people think spot and I'm just like sucking and sucking. But everything's a business, like I'm not on there for free at all. Like okay, so I was selling a premium Snap and I didn't

even know that I made it. I was following this guy who like jacked his dick off every day and it was beautiful because I followed bit and any fucking little Asian bitch you know what I'm talking about. And girl, I guess something happens. Can you leave it in a description? You know, we're gonna, We're gonna Johan x x x, which all I know is I was it clothes And then you know, I follow him on Twitter, Instagram, everything, and he was just like, bitch because that dick is nice.

And so he made a post and was like they deleted a Snap and so now in order for me to see that beautiful dick. I had to pay and I'm not paying to see Dick. Bro just not doing it. I have a ton of free dick, but his dick is so beautiful and I'm so sad. So how does the premium snap work? As as you being someone who sells a service, and then for people who may be interested in and viewing you, how do they go about? Okay,

so my services are legend. Okay, Okay, I'm serious. I have like little high school boys jerking off to like, wait, no, I'm not encouraging and I'm just I didn't asking to have the internet. You're gonna talk to their mother ship. I didn't pay the payment, thank you. You think I asked for a birthday and we did it too. You don't tell their mothers got damnit to take the internet away? Responsible for raising your children? The fuck it's the Internet. I didn't I didn't call a t N. You did this.

This's your problem. You deal with it, but gladly take the coins. Thank you out of there. You didn't go on the field trip because you know candy new video came last week? Okay, so how do how do know? I just like, honestly, my my snap is. So it was so easy, Like I literally like would be in my laundry because I love being half naked all the time pretty much. Um, and I would like Papa titty, that would be it. I would just like, you know,

just be central. And that was literally and I didn't charge them, and I was like, how much you girls? I was one of the smarter ones. I always remember with my marketing, I was charging like five bucks five a month, five dollars five dollars a month. And then I would also advertise my uncensored promo version of my my adult scenes and okay, we'll go and buy that too, so I would get your monthly recurring I think I would do. I would just sell Yeah, am I right?

I have more than that because I changed the prices so it was like I had some specials. Just it was crazy. I don't care if it's a million. If you all pay a quarter, I'd be it sounds like nothing. But then you're making five g's all the other stuff, and then she's sucking day. Maybe we really think about what I do for You've got to just start sucking dick and putting a price tag on that ship. What don't like I'm not you know how much money she can make for three Yeah, and you like girls too, bit,

you know they called me for couples. Oh my god. This little rapper from Long Island called me up there one time I got three thousand his wife. His little girlfriend was so bad, she's a little stripper. Oh my god. We had so much fun. Oh my god. You could do make double the money and less the work because you like couples. But you know what, the only thing is like that, I really like my four one my

health employee stop purchase perfect. You know, I feel like I have health insurance too and Obamacare because it's your money and so is your money on the book. Well, this is what I want to know. So when you are in this type of industry, we know. But okay, so of my money is legal, so it's not like I'm making because jorty. I made more money online, which is what I do want to let you guys know, because I used to do it with my site when

I when I had a book and I sold it. Oh, at the end of the year, you're getting a form like this is the money made and bit you o taxes. So because most of your services are online, except when they're services and the other things are just gifts. They're not like gifts they're getting. Those are gifts. I don't mean to disrespect. I came from the bottom. I'm like Drake with the head game, you know, because I'm on the bottom. But do you start from do you start

with the balls or the head? Okay, so you don't technically start from the bottom. They have to have some really pretty balls, and I have what do pretty balls? Look? Big like eggs? Like fucking vels? Yeah, and like she is the logic, but you know they're they're like those what are those relaxing balls that you hold in your hand? What are they called the But the Chinese we just

call them nuts. Oh, let's go through our abbreviations. I really want to, so if any of you are starting to feel like I feel like I would be more inclined to definitely get you know, a companion now, because it's like you feel like they're not going to be like, look, we've been talking for an hour, I can keep talking more. And so I want to go through a few abbreviations, like and then after the abbreviations, especially because I think this is exciting to have you on the show. We

do have a listener letter. Guys, we are going to get to your listener letters, and I think you would give great advice on this. So okay, so let's talk about this B B b J. What is that? Is a bare back blow job, which is oral sex with no kanam okay, okay, and you don't do it? Okay, say it again? There is ce I am coming. I

guess that's a no too. That's absolutely not. Now. There's also another one D a Y, which is dining at the Y. The Y is I guess the shape between a woman's legs and it's the vagina now, d okay, So no, that's not something like I like I do, but I did, like some famous guys do it. I was working on him. Okay, I was working on we Got It now, GF girlfriend experience. No, I don't like kissing people, oh oh, or I don't like there's a lot of I don't like being intimate, like that intimate

like unless I like you. So you're not licking on my nipples, you're not kissing the irons. I only you can enjoy intimates. But I like to have like I'm weird, like I'm like if I hold Like, if I like a guy and I hold his hand, that's like, oh my god, Like sucking him is like, that's because you want to hold hands, bitch, That's why you work at a desk. Okay, I'm like still looking, Um, do you know what the Russian is? Oh? Gosh no, I feel like if you tell me, I'm gonna be like, oh yeah,

what's the Russian? Is? A short sex session, a quickie. It is rubbing a penis between someone's breast. Oh, we're not in Russia. Why are you Russian? Like? I get it? Oh, sorry, because you're not from Russia. Like, and I'm the least impatient, Like I'm the most impatient person when it comes to sex. No, just in life. So they're like, but you're not from Russia. But I get it now quickly. Okay, bad, I got it. I had to thank Russian. I'm like, really, have you

ever heard someone called anal sex a level? A level? I've seen him seeing that this must be like this is like, oh, we'll see Asian clients only. Oh wow, now I have seen I've done a little bit of back door black they see I see that. Women say that a lot. No black men really, Dick's too big, too long. It's just I do I do hear that? I haven't. I'm sorry, it's not for them, like i'd like to get my nuts and I'm sorry, Like, yeah,

the black guys do bigger, and I get it. If you're if you're not really supposed to be enjoying or you're doing it for the people that are having like actual intercourse all day, that's that's got to be kind of like hard on the body. You know. I never thought it was for the positive positive side. I thought they were just sucking racist horse. No, No, it's a business because my business, it's a business model like my friend does too, and that honestly no shade to them.

But you know, my friend is an esquat and we're going to try to get her on the show as well because she actually posts ads and does it and hotel um. But she says that she doesn't like black guys because they like to negotiate prices a lot, which makes sense. Do you do you get that too? What I do? And I don't. I hate it, but it's not that big of a deal. So this is like because I feel like the vagina cost anything. It's not like her mouth cost is there's no like she doesn't

have to pay to get it back, you know. Like the so as a business, it's like do you charge different depending on who? Okay, so you have you don't have a going right now? You just wake up if I could get like that out of that person. So what's the most you've ever taken for a blowjob? Period? For a blow job? What's the most you've ever taken for one blowjob? And what's the so much for what? I just I don't know. I used to have this one ball player, I would I would get like three thousand.

What's the what's the least that you've gotten for a blowjob from what besides free probably besides freets? Sixty bucks? That's a range. I know she averaged them all out, you know, like it's it's a nice number. Like to me, it's it's not that big of it. It's not like I'm selling shoes and I'm gonna run out and I have to go and restock. It's like I could suck a thousand dicks and as long as I'm safe with it,

I could suck a thousand more. Like my job is gonna be so strong and strong jaw like I own. I love it. So I actually have, um uh letter from a listener. Goddamnit is that better ship you want to give me talking ship? Um So, what we like to do is we like to have our listeners because we love you guys so fucking much. Thank you guys so much for the support, and keep dropping them. God damn iTunes reviews by the way. Um So, we asked

them to email us, and we have this one. And I think this is kind of interesting, especially to have you on the show. Um So, do you want to read it? This is the one, So I want to see if this the girl. I thought, yes, yes, this is a good one. Okay, she's so cute too, poor thing. I need advice. I'm twenty nine years old and lately I've been feeling very trapped in my marriage. We have two kids, married for one year, but together for eleven

since I was eighteen exclamation point. I went from asking permission to my parents to basically asking permission from him for going out and doing stuff. I want to take a break and just find my individuality. I want to go out and maybe have wild sex. I don't know if it's because I'm about to be thirty and I need to get wild one last time or what I

love how people act like thirty. Yeah, but thirty is groundbreaking, and so she's been married since she was eighteen, so I'm guessing this is like one of the old guys she's had sex with. I've communicated with him numerous times about exactly what I feel, what I want, need in bed and the relationship, and nothing has changed. I hate to create waves, but I know I just need some separation. I don't know how to do it. Why are they

married again? And you know what, I'm not gonna lie be a little too hardcore, but do you might be a little hardcore. But I wanted to ask you this because, of course, when I read this, my first thought was, and I know Weezy got in trouble for saying it, bitch, go out and cheat. So the reason why I want to ask you this, though, is I know you get married men that come to you because their wives are not doing something at home, and whether you talk to them often or not, like I know, I mean, we've

all known. I deal with married men too, and that's what it is there. There's something that they're not getting at home. So this woman reaching her age of thirty doesn't know how to communicate this. What would you suggest that maybe she does something different in the bedroom, like as far as a sexual companion, someone that's not going to interfere with her marriage, that will keep a professional and that can like you know, help her, you know,

get therapy. She wants to stay where she could find because I mean it's not as I would go on. I would go on arrows dot com. Um okay, and there are so there is a way for her to find many male escorts, male companions. And are there prices about the same as women or are they cheaper? Oh? Men cost more than women for some day because they do more work, like you know, they do way more work than Now, what do you think that she's going to gain from, Like what would be better for her

body doing this than meeting something. Well, I think if sex is a issue, that it should be resolved because I feel like if you don't, that can turn into something a lot. So you go, however, I will say this and her advice to possibly hire companion or sex if it literally is sex and she just wants damn, something is in my throat. I mean that was yesterday.

I shouldn't still be in there. So I know I did swallow yesterday, but no, but I hate but to me, um the companionship that you said, if it's literally just a wild night that she is looking for, I feel like when you do just go out, like maybe with the Tinder swipe, so you have to go on a date first. Now you're involving kind of an emotional Yeah. See that's why I stay up. And so the money and maybe going for a professional will keep it. Like you want the wild night, you can literally pay for

what you want if you want to. You can choose to give this advice at all. I don't think she okay, So could you give her the regular normal people advice? Because I'm candy? Got me right now? What else I used to watch? I was considering buying the guy with a long hair. He was seven hundred dollars for an hour, and I was like, I can get there. So I really was thinking about it. I hadn't had sex in

a while. I had just broken up with m dude, and I thought about hiring this guys like I just want a nice night in Miami and I just want to get this guy who's beautiful. It will be all over me, and it's just kind of what I wanted. And so I think I wouldn't have to even heard of this at but just hearing you say it is like, yeah, and just so I'm normal, quote unquote, but I just really wanted someone who knew what they were doing. And so one night the drama of meeting someone and go

and you know, I don't really believe in cheating. This little cheating too, but I mean, at least a little less. It's less if you pay. I feel like it's not it's to me, it's not a real Okay, You've got to make a lot of effort, okay to to meet someone and cheat with them and fund them and all that. I would rather know if I was married woman that he paid somebody. Then he went on the absolutely not that okay. So that's is that the advice for giving

hers to the advice? Yeah, maybe I've turned a new way. Oh let my walk in tomorrow and Monday and be like fuck you, I'm out this bitch cash in my four O one cap. I want to let you guys know to all of our horrible decision listeners that I don't condone in paying for Dick I'm sorry, Really, I am not. I'm not. Do you know how much dick offerings I get? Take it back. Stop. I'm just saying. You are on Instagram with fifty followers, you are actively on dating sites, you go out. This is a married

chick with kids. Okay, so from her, Oh yeah, because I got all the time and she's attractive. So it's not like she is attractive. She has attractive I looked at her our pictures, so it's literally okay. So if you want a wild session, and I guess I would, you're paying for it. I guess you could literally be picky too, like if a guy is paying you. So if a guy, if a guy hits you up and is saying, listen, if I'm paying you fucking a thousand dollars, I need you to have both of my balls in

your mouth at one time. You have to do it right. No, I don't do that. I'm dominant, So that doesn't it doesn't okay, So like if I was like a submissive person, but I don't really. But literally, at the same time, though, sen a photo, if you're paying for sexual acts nine times out of tend, the customer can pretty much pay for whatever they kind of want right a lot of times. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of times they can search for that. Okay,

oh definitely you can get exactly what you want. Well, I'm so glad that you came on the show, Candy, I fucking love you. And where can our followers, first off, continue to contribute to your coins? Where can they? What's your oh ship on your flat? It's coming up to my Instagram and everything is like connected through there. So it's I I S Cream Candy and it's I S c R A M Candy like like, but bitch, I

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our comments. We're gonna start reading a review every show to show you, guys, our appreciation and say the name and everything, and this one is really short, but it's funny. It's ok. I love these homes. I retired my hole jersey, but you guys make me want to dust it off and get these egg plant emojis. Egg plant emojis? And what's the name who left that comment? Jalita jail Letta nineteen okay, and the subject is the best friends. We your best friends, bitch. Everybody said that we do out

of retirement. I love it a whole lot of time. And I feel like, are you guys going to Amber Roses Slatwalk next where we haven't gotten to if we don't even know if I really agree with everything yet? We gotta I gotta figure out what her Isn't she hilariously? Isn't she love every other weekend? But maybe she's getting these coins? We don't know. If we don't know, um, and you guys know you can follow me your girl Mandai b Um at Twitter and Instagram at full court

pumps um and where can they find yo hoes? Can you tell them why you're taking of the hose? But technically them at wheezy WTF And thank you guys. This has been another episode of horrible decisions,

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