How guys. Um, so, now let me do the show. This is presidential conference, big, big, big announcements from Milania me. It is very welcoming to my heart to tell you that horrible Decisions is now famous. They were always farmers, but now very very farmous checking d CNN. They don't like my husband's fake news, but real news. Now it is factual facts that Monday be. Is it be like boy like bitch and button like and busy not little?
Then they are now, you know, and their black effect networks. Alright, so we're gonna drop the motherfucking motherfucking excit. Damn, I brought motherfucking bag. What is up with me saying motherfucker? I think that you use motherfuckering as a word. Filler? Is that what it is? Is that of um? Maybe it takes it, took away the So if you were Barack Obama, you'd be like mother Anyways, guys, Yeah, we hear the motherfucker tuck our ship because y'all be hateing
or whatever. Some of y'all be hate and I just love that we could sit here and say we have overcome a fucking lot. I mean a lot of you guys thought we would break up and we did. I mean we broke we actually we have broken up and we were just like God in our frame. I don't know if you know this, but we're famous now. I can't see myself through that, and I need where's my assistant? See here we go? But no, y'all have been with us through a whole lot. And it's funny because on
the way here, I was texting my mom. And it's crazy because she joined me at the Brilliant Idiots Live show and thought she was like, oh my god, they're like Jesus and Marrow. I watched them on Viceland. It's so funny that now full term money. She actually thought Charlottage was so ansome because he wore Timberland's. She was like, it's just something women from the South will take anything, like it's a thing. Now I'm over it. I'm way
over the tims now. Like I even went to buy my Nigga Stens and we'll talk about that later in the Horrible Decisions. But he was like, actually, I have enough to get me through fifteen winners. I said, of course you do. Because he doesn't work in construction. He does not bought them for fun. Well know, guys, we um again. Weezy announced it well, Milannia announced um that we are now a part of the Black Effect podcast network, UM with Charlemagne and my Heart, and we are in
some really good company. I think we should do a few thank you So if you guys don't know the horrible decisions journey, let me tell it. Well, go ahead and tell him bit for this if you've never met us or whatever. M Basically what happened was Mandy and I hadn't seen each other for a long time. We knew each other five years. I think you hit me up, maybe in a comment and a picture or whatever. We started d m NG, decided to have dinner, and over
that dinner we were like drunken lee. I think, oh no, I said, oh my god, we have to do a podcast and Mandy was like, very Mandy, bitch serious. I'm like, no, we're talking about dick jobs. WHI always suck dick And she was like, you don't mind talking about this ship, right, because mind you, at this dinner we're talking about her sugar daddy, I'm talking about the nigga I'm fucking who sucking me good as f And the irony of that is. We were like, but we can't talk about sugar daddies,
we can't talk about pegging, we can't tell people for money. Yeah, and here we are three and a half years later, I mean, and we both got to leave our corporate jobs again. A lot of you guys who started this journey off with us very early. H Wheezy was in tech. UM. I was at the time we started the podcast, actually in my last semester of school UM getting my degrees to become a c p A. I wanted to be a Certified Public accountant UM, and I went into a big four firm, was working at e Y. Within a
year I left. I think you you left your job maybe a few months three four months before me. I was just amazing. I was at a different pace gale, so like my job was commissionable and I landed my quote unquote big fish and I was like, okay, once this check hids fun, y'all niggas. I looked up every bi LAG like can they retract my pay if I quit? UM? But I want to give a few thank you for people part of our journey. So obviously we just started a podcast. There's so many avenues to figure out or
people almost to reach out to now for help. UM, I googled a podcast studio and got us to a place called Cast Sound Lab, And I want to give a shout out to Preach. We haven't talked to him in a long time. He was the owner of Cast Sound Lab. I'm sure I think they still exist. And he put on our first live show where I think our ticket sales were no bullshit and literally just covered the expenue and the expenses. We made no dollars from it.
But pause because with with um a shout out to Preach, I do also want to tell you kind of just also how fast this worked for us. I know you guys heard our ups and downs. Preach was actually salt salt everything in us and by episode three it was our third episode he brought an a king and was when we found a king. UM shouts with Loudspeakers, So we definitely want to shout out a king who brought us into our meeting with Chris Morrow, who we all know.
It's something that I mean the face along with combat Jack for Loudspeaker Network, and Chris was like the first thing we gotta do is get you on brilliant and UM as fans of Brilliant, you know, we went to our show many just mentioned with their mom. We definitely got a lot of influx from that audience and it
was a great episode with us. It's funny because now, um where we'll be doing the Breakfast Club soon, and I think about, like wow, like the foot fucking the pegging, like we can't do that at the breakfast Absolutely not. But I am fine with putting my feet on the table and showing the motion for YouTube again. Oh well, I just want to show them my feet because listen, I'm about plug my only fans on the Breakfast Club.
We're gonna do that. But I mean, and then following that, I mean, we had a lot of friends that helped us along the way, and Charlotte being one of them as far as you know, helping us get onto Vice and Blood, the Vice Land listeners of the show too, who uh you know helped us out. And then I want to give thanks to our behind the scenes production. I think the first video we ever had was done by Alex and the first video was Christopher. Christopher, that's right.
Christopher also moved in was our engineer for a while before edding and then after Christopher, then Edd and then we locked in with Alex, and Alex was on board with us for questions. We all laugh and joke now too about like how the video like has changed. He does like producing entire specials for Andrew compared to like blur your camera, how he's elevator game and now Benson, who's behind will come in the camera? People are always like,
who's the Indian guy you talked to? This is our Indian videographer Kang Kang be You know what I mean? You feel me me at the Parking La garage. That was very he's here. It's fine if he's here to make jokes of people in front of them all right by. By the way, guys, we've also made sure that as long as we don't trash talk, my heart, y'all ain't getting nothing censored from a lot of conversation. Is like, so if I encourage people to get abortions, is this okay?
I Also, we have been on the phone with white people and I'm like, we don't continue to talk about them crackers. I mean, I know we ain't the worst. Who do you think gave the worst call? That's on the new network. Let's uh let's shout out our our family. We can shout out our family. First off, I want to give a huge shout out because I text him this morning. Shout out Carlos Miller Um and DC, Young Fly and Chico being from the eighty five South Show,
they are now our family mates. That's right. I will tell you who I want to link with the most. Okay, tell me who you want to link with the most. Drink chance Okay, I really want to get drunk and even drink. No, I thought that, I think you don't. Wait wait, let me elaborate for those of you who don't know. I do drink. I just don't drink. Well, what does that mean and what does that look like?
Not go have you drinking on the mic? That means I'm a cheap day one and to it basically means like after two shots, either I'm gonna start crying and telling you I love you or trying to like pull down your pants and telling you I love you. I love it so much I want to up in in my mouth, or it's like I'm also connected, but it's like a fun drunk. I'm never like a mean, wild drunk, So it's cool. We um all the Smoke with Matt Barnes, um, which I love him. He used to play for Debbie Brown.
I love her. I don't really know her, we just follow each other, but she's a friend of Charlotte's and she's just like all about her chakras and energies and I would call her friend ask shout out Ebony Kay Williams on Holding Court. She also has a really really dope ass co host who will be alongside her, but that's a secret coming soon. Um. There's a lot of good people on here. Um, hilarious, diry home. Um, let's see there's a senator bitch I don't know, isn't Amanda
Seals will be on this? Maybe no, okay, well surprisingly right, they love each other. Maybe they were gonna shoot out, but no, this is exciting. I guess I just wanted to bring bring forward this to like just there's a ton of podcast talk going on right now. I know every time we've had live shows, and even our Patreon members, a lot of y'all have your own podcast too, so I know it's just really exciting for you guys to not only be a part of this journey, but see
yourselves and us. I mean ship. Like I said, we were working nine to five. I remember at one point my fucking bosses had to think I had STD or some sort of ill something with me because I was like, oh, I have a doctor's appointment today, I have a doctor's point. Every week my was going to the studio. But I remember it was like, no, I wasn't. It was something we we had. We missed so many interviews and things
to do. If you guys watched a Brilliant Idiots episode with me and it, Mandy was wearing Adidas, but I was wearing a blazer in like suit dress because I was wait, no, but what what happened that day? I must have called off work. I think I called off work there. But luckily for me, I basically my job was to sell tech cloud recovery software, ethernet ship like that to companies, so I would actually put the places I was going. Um, I was like I heard radio
building and then like someone already has that account. I'm like, well, do they know Charlottamagne, No they don't. I was like, you can email him, we have an appointment. I would legit do that, and and I used to literally I had our lunches and sometimes we would be like an hour and a half and leave and do stuff like I mean, it was just definitely hectic. Um again, and for anyone who has a podcaster is thinking about starting one,
this is like a this is a job. So again, for anyone who maybe is listening and it's routing for us, thank you all for routing for us. But also just a bit of advice that I would give anyone looking to you know, really take this podcast gaming serious consistency. I think it is probably one of the largest things that got us here. We've been going on this for about three and a half years, maybe closer to form maybe now, and um, we have not missed one week.
So even through the turmoil and ship, we found a way to make sure y'all were just crazy because in our contract we can take time off, and we're like, I don't think we would not don't have time off. I don't think we're gonna you know, Granted, I will say it is a little bit different. There's podcasts that I have to take time off for I either read, but they have to be in the studio every week.
Mandy and I definitely are fortunate enough to have content that we can put in the reserve and things like that. But I mean, I'm grateful to be back in studio. We've known about this for a long time. I know, I don't even know. This is what we've been dealing with all motherfucking pandemic A bitch been waiting on a motherfucking contract, Like, what is going on? The first all I came through and it was like, oh, that number is cute, but no. Um. Literally for the last like
two and a half months we've been in negotiations. But before that we knew something was in the works, probably in January or February, and then pandemic hit and literally all conversations went still. Um. But again, I'm just glad, just no, we're gonna get to get to the whole ship this episode. I just wanted, you know, now, I had to be happy, you know, and I'm grateful. What can you expect? I know a lot of you guys have been writing in our comments like are you only
going to be on I Heart? So no, I Heart partners with everyone in RSS feed, by the way, is basically when your audio can sync up to a bunch of other outlets, so an Apple, a Spotify, a SoundCloud, I her radio app which we would prefer for you to use. However, it'll sink up everywhere. You can expect the same things. Better production, better guests, Um Benson, We've been doing a good job with our guests, I would say, but I just want to say the outreach. Here's what
I mean by better guests. I want people that are like that wouldn't have found us until this I heart ship happens. Give me guests that didn't know who Horrible Decisions was? And does slurp come for a living? Like literally in cups? You know what I mean. I want to know, as Brian can go, hold you. We are part of the community. I think I think that the age group of people like people might know who we are,
but they may not learn. So hold you. I don't want nobody as old as he was boyfriend for high lying his belt set otherwise his belt was forty years old. My bad, he did. He had a phone clip on his on his waist bro alright. If he would have had a bluetooth that Bro, I would have I would have made vincent changes. I'd even like get it right there. And so for those of you who don't know, I'd like to congratulate Amanda and Weld, but no, no, but wait, are you gonna let me answer before I dog? You
don't see you. I was laughing because everybody's like, I really feel like we're trying our best not to talk over people, and they said we all should have did it that episode. But how he said, I know that when people are like trying to get their thought out and you really do need to give them time. And I'm learning that with four years in Bitch how to
shut the funk up. But every time he kept trying to get something out, I was like, maybe I should interrupt the speed this along, but maybe he just to start from Zara, you just gotta And I was just like I was even thinking, like in post production to eliminate those pauses, but I was just like, you know what, I'm cool. It was too much. He paused every time he opened his mouth, so I was just like, not somebody else could post production now and let me know,
wait what else? Oh there was something else that you guys have been asking us. But basically you know, as you guys see logos off new logo. Newcover art will be coming soon, but we are no longer with Loudspeaker. But I do also before we get out even want to shout out to the Loudspeaker family as all I think of the podcast now to um also, this is
definitely not like a hard feeling separation. This is super amicable, happy, like just a different change for us and UM, I mean we've been with the Loudspeaker for a long time, over two years. Both happy for you so and also before UM, I know we were telling our thank yous. UM, I do also want to give a shout out to Justin So. Justin is our is our agent with W and me, but because of him, he assisted in our
most recent tour, which would have been seventeen cities. UM. And so just for all of you who were able to attend Our Lives shows prior to COVID, I do just want to thank you' all too for showing up and showing out. Atlanta, by the way, was about to be our biggest show to date. So I'm really excited to get back in Atlanta and do some ship. The weird thing about Atlanta New York like New York, technically we had we had to do two days back to back because it was telling out. That's not a have
you heard me? No, but Atlanta was basically our biggest room. And uh, it's funny because I did an improv class. Well, you guys know, I was doing comedy classes or whatever, and I was talking about that and I wasn't trying to flex in the class, right, but no, bullshit, they were. They always talk about how you'll focus on someone and they could be like a hundred seats back, and I was like, how do I explain this, Well, they won't
be and then and the dude was super dope. He was like, listen, like, when you start doing larger rooms, you do have to still touch the people. That's technically the allurid to horrible. Really, we'll touch you all because that will be right out in the audience drinking titny milk. That wasn't one day alright, Alright, anyway, y'all, we don't
get through the show. So if you guys are first time listeners or maybe the first time watching us on the motherfucking YouTube, um, we're about to get into our Vanilla ships segment. Vanilla Ships segment is some crazy wild sex story in the news is now pulling up her titty. It's just because you said the first time watching out. You know what's sad about this? I'm the one who bought them. Oh yeah, mine is just out here flourishing. But Vanilla Ship is our segment, like she said with
the news and this one was brought by Benson. Um, this is really weird. But it's about an Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi. Now it's not just a political sex scandal munch like we see in Scandal by Shonda Rhymes. But this is real. So this guy, the prime minister, basically had a case that leaked in two thousand ten and investigations around it have been going on for a decade.
He's a billionaire, perceived as wealthy, well connected, and he went from real estate developer to media mobile to politician. It sounds like so he's been compared to Trump, accused, accused of bribing the tax police, committing fraud. However, what's the sex part? Here? Is the sex part? You gotta
do with children. He hosted a Bunga bunga after dinner party at his mansion, where women would dress up in various costumes from nuns to Barack Obama and engaged in stripped teases for him and his guests one moment, Wait, wait, wait, bung did you say that women dressed as Barack Obama's Yeah, bit measured it so weird. The term bunga bunga is
a racist joke involving aristocrats, aristocrats darkening their faces. So in two thousand ten, the news reports came out about that um and he called the police in two thousand ten to release a set event teen year old who was a dancer that had basically been at his party and he was paying to have sex with underaged prostitutes.
Now he's found guilty of paying for the prostitutes. And then he also denied having miners at his elegant, elegant dinners, even though there's been pictures and different articles at have surface and uh yeah, ten million euros is how much he's spent um for the prostitutes. Rich people really love children. That is some weird sick ship. I just want to say, I'm twenty nine years old. I am not a child. I would like y'all to love me just as much, you know what I mean. But I ain't gonna held
I ain't gonna hold you even now. If a bit get on motherfucker's seeking arrangement. If you want a sugar daddy, they love when you tell him you in school, So bait, you just act like you're taking classes online. It's all virtual now anyways to be like, babe, I'm online taking I'm telling you Richmond that want to give money to you love like a little. Can you imagine if you had a podcast at the time that you were on seeking arrangement, I would have gotten caught up, my nigga.
I think about my sugar daddy all the time. Some of you know I'm talking about. I've had him for like he was years ago. He got my first department in New York or whatever and took me on his PJ and this whole big life that he gave me. But I think all the time, does he ever run into anyone who's like, do you know what happened to g Well now she's a hoard of the core with a banana in her mouth. Well, my sugar Daddy's all listened to the show, so they'd be like asking me
about what. Oh yeah, they aren't cool sugar daddies. They're like old and white, Like, let me tell you how cool. One of my hoses he called me love her but he used to give me money. That doesn't count. I don't. I don't. Fucking rich niggas don't count, but I don't sugar daddy. He gave me money. That means that you would not give him sugar if he wasn't acting shallow. All my niggas are fine, so fine. I never had a sugar daddy outside of the diplomat because I would
not have sucked him otherwise. He was a diplom out of Africa. Okay, so that's the one. Okay, Well he's been hitting me up to and I'm like, no, I'm good now. I don't need your money anymore. But my but my hose, my lovers that listened to the show, and who I've given me money and who are attractive. One of them called me the other day like it was just proud of everything I was doing and my hair was a little messed up, but my nigga wasn't even over and he was like, oh, did did your
man just leave? Because they follow me on social media so they know I have a man, and I can like openly talk to them now about you know, my boyfriend, and I'm like, listen, you choose the cheat on your wife that don't mean I'm choosing to cheat on my nigga. So I'll let you know when that's over and I'll be back in your good graces. That bad to say
what someone did say to me recently too. He was like, I don't know why you wanna fun with me no more, but hit me up when you break up with your I was like, I mean, all right, I mean I need like we'll be together for a while, but you know, if a moon cycle happens in the earth shifts and somehow we're not meant to be, I'll find anohing, I'll find another nigga, and you know I'm dead. But uh oh about the kids thing, I was gonna say, like
I was reading a lot about historical holes. We did an episode on Patreon about like who History, which I would love to do again, but it actually talks about how the kings and queens, Like this is something that's a hierarchy from like way before us BC times. There's
a kid fetish with rich people. I don't know what it is, and the only thing I can bring it back to is like I think it's like a taboo untouched thing, Like there's nothing else you can buy that's the innocence, Like you want, you wanted to get worse and worse and worse. I'm trying to find the words. But like, basically, an everyday guy, right who starts getting money, what does he want? He wants to bad bitches, right, Like you want nice things, you want a nice car? Whatever.
What if you have all of that and you have all the fame, You're like, what next? We have done a show with over two hundred and six that can be done instead of dealing with children. I agree, but I also think there's this secret elitist to society that we have no idea exists. I've read about some of it on Reddit, but like it's a thing fuck men gold and fuck men, like don't you can't funk men because nigga's niggas in the street and they don't care.
People are happy and gay. They want the thing that's all the way under wraps and like hard to get. It's fucking weird and children are cross. If that's rich, I don't want. I don't want to be rich. Give me medium. But guess what, Since we're speaking of kinks, weird kinks, you guys have completely tagged us as many times as you possibly could about the tea that was dropped on our good old that I want, I mean neither. I'm not even my favorite thing to come out with him?
Have I ever thought it could have been happening anyway? Not the same if you guys don't know what we're talking about. Odell Beckham Jr. Um made headlines recently when some Thoughts got onto a podcast and talked about how he enjoyed being shifted on. Apparently, this woman who is Chief Keith's baby mother went on and said that Dell Beckham flew her out um and he requested to be shipped on. If I could make a bird sound, I would because is that a bird? I will go with it?
It probably it got actually waiting. No, The little pigeons I was walking by in the city were like, can you not look at me like that? Oh wait, I forgot okay, wait, pause on the back. Can never do accents again, but I would sacrifice it for you. Now maybe I'll do animal noises and you do accents. That'll be our new little thing. Oh my god. All right. Anyways, So Wheezy Um and I have both been saying from day one that we do not believe in King shaming again.
I would have loved the story of him taking a big old pegger in the ass, but I guess that would have been But oh, by the way, so we call it scap play, and we have called it scap play, but it's also known as chorophilia. And it's basically when and it's not just like I'm sorry, I'm trying to get it out without laughing, copperphilia. Copperphilia. Sorry, And it's not just when you're like I can't even get it
out because I started to laugh. It could be ingesting, playing with touching or do you ever played with ship? Absolutely not, ma'am. If y'all listened to our podcast, we did a whole thing on how much money would take for us to get shipped on you remember, yes I do? And how much did you say more than you? I mean, but I just said, as long as it wasn't running like the hard turds, it'll just jump right off of
me like it'll land. And then also I think people were writing in they were like, oh, what if he was what if what if he was this person like someone you really want to suck that ship? And I'm like the same price because I can't see and and oh and Odell Beckham is obviously hot as funk. He's hot as full now on him. Now I'm asking, like, because that's what he wanted. Apparently he wanted to be shipped on. If if that was like the factor for
me to fuck him, I'm good. All I would have had to do was drink this thing, bitch every morning. This coffee get me to going, baby, and that'll be the ad break. You could have got some pumpkin so punking in cold brush. This scat safety is from someone that has been having Scott played for twenty years. Um,
it's from a gay man. Not that it matters. Scot plays like it's pretty even across the board, Like a lot of women actually are into it and are on the Internet asking for how to introduce it to their partners. So obviously a full course of shots hepatitis A and B would be great. But STDs and all that kind of ship I didn't know, but I guess it comes in your stoopil. But really it's more so the hepatitis infections,
like much like blood transfusion. I mean you could get something like that, so well, there's also a lot of the blood remnants aren't ship. Uh. It recommends you to do this with a long term or monogamous partner, avoid lots of random partners, which, ironically, I feel like if I was into ship, I'd have to get a regular nick. Instead of telling my man, I just want to say
how great this is. I know at this point all the other podcasts have talked about this Odell Beckham ship, and here we are giving tips on how to have safe scouts if honestly, like I knew we were going to talk about it for Vanilla Ship, but then I said, let me move this down because not only is it Vanilla Ship the news that we're all talking, we have to discuss how this is going to fit into your
everyday life, because we're not king shaming. Even though I would like to regurgitate while reading this, I will not do it. So doing safe stuff with Scott in order of safety. The safest way to do it, for one would be watching the person take a ship. Now, I don't know who gets off on the look of it. To me, I feel like the hardest part about scat play is the smell. But some ship don't think bitch does Yours depend on what I have like to eat
or like how to coffee hit my hit my intestines. Okay, wow, but I'm just saying they don't think all the time. Have you ever had a ship that was so staked that you knew was about to come out? It's like the air past the ship on the way. Yeah, I hope this is solid, but I'm just saying the farts will make you know of it's really going mask on. Just talk about this, Okay, touching it with gloved hands, so a lot of like pouring that you're watched with Scott.
We'll have gloves like um, except for two girls one cop. I guess that didn't really have they ate it though, right? What did they do? The ship went in the girl's mouth, right, but it was in a cup? Two girls in a cup. No, y'all want to see some nay how this is how you know your age, my nigga, because how the fuck has two girls one cup? Some people may not know it. No,
that's what I'm saying. The gen z listening to us, Dude, if you guys are like too young and you like love TikTok, this is not the fucking show for you. Please go listen to something else. Um, wow, I can't find anymore. Where did it go? There got to be somewhere, bro, Two Girls One Cup video helped me. We gotta watch it because I ain't watching that thing. Bro, We're gonna keep going, all right. So the next thing is skin contact with scat? Is there a certain is there a
certain tip about that? No? Do you remember it had a song? We're not playing two Girls in a Cup? Okay, we are not. I am drinking my coffee right now. It looks just like it. No, it's darker than that. This. This is the dude, I fucking remember. I cannot believe this. What How old were we when this came out? Had to be like seventeen eighteen. I wasn't like, oh not like okay there early on Twitter days? Right, that's gross.
That's girls, bro. I'm not even looking over their traphone guys. God, that's like it's like, oh who wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa. I didn't remember that. I don't remembering in And so you guys know as well that inserting scat into the anal or vaginal cavity adds more risks, so it looks like cookie. I'm not bro, I'm not looking at I had. Can you imagine if you were walking down the street and then someone's like, I know you, I can't wasn't it
Ben and Jerry's commercial? I can't remember? And you're like, I wonder how those girls? Like where are they now? Can we get a where are they now? For the girls in this video? Okay, let me see where are the girl? By the way, speaking of on this video there wee just mentioned that they are licking the scat like an ice cream cone, and so here it goes. If ingesting, do not eat anything died, Let me let me finish giving the tip, bro, I don't care about
them homes. Hopefully it wasn't ingesting. Do not eat anything a few hours before and a few hours later. Do not brush your teeth before or after is doing so introduces micro cuts on your gum lining. Some people take a shot of liquor after playing to kill any germs, and some use mouthwall to gargle. Some also use salt water to rinse out their mouth. So um, so, would
you eat it and licking? No? I would not. That's too far if I had to save my own life, but even for money, I know we talked about getting ship. Just got like this, I don't think I could do it. Like I'm gonna say a ridiculous number, don't be ridiculous, like a million or something, then I don't think I could do it. Dude, it's not a hundred thousand, it's not too on things. If you put it in your own ship, would you would you lick your own ship? What if a man wanted to see you lick your
own ship? Money? You think a mon o money, I'm not. I'm not. Oh, if your nigga said, Babe, I really need one of them before we're breaking up, would you would you lick your own ship? I wish you the best in life. I wish you a lucrative less full of abundance. I will help you pack your ship while I'm not shipping. Alright. So one of them and that's where they are now. I cannot believe it. I'm just I'm so saddened to hear that they're Brazilian, by the way,
Brazilian scat fetish. That's not surprising them. Brazilian holes begetting in Latifa and Carla. I don't know which one died and which one it was. There was a white one and a black one, remember that, but clearly they're not white and black. They're anyway, let's stop talking about this. Leave um and by the way, guys, we will go again to say no king shaming. I love Odell Beckham's response to it. He pretty much was just like, you ain't gonna throw me off my pivot even when ship's
thrown my way. That was so fucking good. That was good. So he definitely like took it. You think he did whatever, I'm not gonna lie like this is this is the crazy thing to do. Well, I heard a lot of people not heard because it's Twitter, so I'm reading a lot of people were like just looking at her and was like, oh my god, I can't believe O'd definitely her out. But the crazy thing is, did anyone remember
what cats SoCs look like? Right? But not only that this woman is not only chief keeps baby mom, but she was also being paraded around by But that was different. I mean, that was just But what I'm saying is it's way easier to get into the graces and confined like the spaces of these celebrities. They're not as as I think to get to me. In my opinion, why I think it's even more believable. I think that, Okay, I think gorgeous women. And by gorgeous, I'm gonna say
the most glorified of let's says the girls. Let's say bitches at rappers, black China, bad bitch right, No matter if that's your type or not, she's you know, if if fake body is what she wants, she's done it. Well, these are that you're going to ask to shoot on you. But you will ask a six. And you thought she was a six. I don't want to call her five. She had kirstandors on like bro Dad brought it down to a little three half. What did she say about
Popcorn that people are tagging me in girl? No, basically they didn't know who Popcorn was and they were like, oh, he's like a Canadian rapper like Drake. That's who they thought, Yeah, Canadian rapper like Drake. Yes? Is they just they don't know the niggas. They just looked up the roster first day, looked up the rappers off. That's what you do with NBA players too. You gotta look up and see. It doesn't even get playing time, you know what I mean.
I'm just saying the crazy thing is though, like, yeah, I think my my biggest concern was like people were like, but look at her, you really think they were flowing out? I go hold you. There's been comments in the YouTube that thought I was lying about the niggas flying he had, especially eighty pounds ago. So I will say, like, it doesn't matter kind of what you look like, like you can really bag these niggas and I'm not gonna. That's why I was like, did you give her a six?
That whole? Like a three nights quarter? I mean, what that bad? Okay? Three? Let's make the scale from one who's ten, who's t Lorie Harvey, Lori Harvey. Let's give Lorie Harvey the ten. Let's make the one cast castax she's five? Fan who's a five? Selena Pott? I guess, yeah, she's not ugly. I'm not give her six, Okay, so calm down. Her friend is definitely under that. Her friend is. Her eyelashes are so thick. I want to brush them
with a caterpillars. They're too much. They're too much, and I'm very happy that they're making all this money, but I'm actually shocked that no jumper is like to me that I'm not viral moments. The viral moments it is No Jumper network. Uh no, but No Jumper has hit like even when when he was because he has show when No Jumper and Lena were on. His focus is YouTube. So to me, as long as it's viral and you're getting those clicks and numbers, he's probably making a ton
of money. On next door is their name for the thing. I think that's cool, but it's under the No Jumper umbrellas. So they even show up on the No Jumper feed on iTunes and everything, so it's click value on iTunes. On iTunes shows up. I understand, you know that ship was He's got a cycle going for sure. I wouldn't
be surprised if there's other words. He's also like labeling his interviews differently, like he's pushing out like two, three, four episodes of well I will tell you Like that ship was recommended to me after I watched Horrible Decisions, which is ours, and I was so upset and then I had to learn about I D three tags. Do you know what that is? Well, Alex was telling me it's something when you're uploading your data basically for example, Uh, for a long time. He had an issue with this.
Brilliant idiots would not come up if you typed in Andrew Schultz. So you have to change the I D three tag whatever that means. Some of you know it. I don't, But basically it's this tag when you're uploading that you have to put in there and people are searching something which we should change to. Oh well I do that for not something deeper like within the metadata.
So anyway, basically their I D three tags may have the word horrnet and then we should decide if you guys want to vote what we need to change our name too, because bitch, we need change, and their bitch they're not gonna be out as long's that I've watched these bitches after horrible decisions, I said, oh no, I'm about to change. We talked about a little whole hierarchy or whatever. I like what they doing. I think it's funny, it's entertaining. I don't think that at all. It's not credible.
But they're using the word allegedly. I mean, and to me right now we are it's no different than what Superhead was doing, what cast Sax was doing. This is just a modern day and unfortunately they have. But here's the thing. We have all learned a lot from the Superhead air, right, We we've learned a lot about what like uploading porn and and doing that ship to people and airing their businesses and red we don't do it for a reason, right, So why would I give someone
else credit for doing it? For talk about the thing that she said about ball players was fine. I thought that was fine. You didn't name a team it was the Sun. She didn't name it. The people guessed it. She didn't. I thought that was like, Okay, this is funny. But then when it came to Odell Beckham and Tree Songs and all that ship that I thought was to
him a lot. But to me, it's not surprising being that the platform is stemming from Selena Powell, who, over the last three or four years has literally outed all these people on social media. So she's screenshot at d m s, She's gone on Instagram live to talk about these people. Now she's just doing it on a different platform. But people have continued the fact that we could sit here and talk about Selena Powell like and everyone knows
Selenna Powell. She's made her living by this and what's even more disgusting is that men keep working with Otherwise she wouldn't keep having ship to say, men go after that because a lot of men like this cloud too. Is the same way as when they do baby motherfucker. It's the same way y'all talk about black China amber or y'all refer to them as hose. The real tea with the ships is these men go after these women after knowing the men that they've already been with, as
a way to boost their own motherfucker. But also the thing that people always wonder how this happens, Like the industry is so like if you go to one party, and I'm speaking from a perspective of I don't really attend a lot of this kind of ship y'all know. I like a good old race right at the last lap with the rest of the good old raven bar. I'm about to say last I'm not talking about last lap. I'm talking about let's say that you get invited to a party by a rapper, right, maybe I'll say a
hundred fifty people there. There was one in the hills when I went, and everyone I saw him. There were girls from Instagram and niggas from Instagram or popping niggas that I knew from like a show or whatever. They're all going to fuck each other because they feel like it's going to stay within this thing, right, Like Nigga's sucked those I G bitches because they feel like, okay, like I already know about you, you already know what's up, and or a regular girl's gonna expose my truth. Here's
the funny thing about her. She's known for exposing truth. But for some reason, it's almost like you can say you took that bitch down if you suck her. Niggas have no in their mind. They have no like want to have a nice reputation anymore, which is hilarious, Which is hilarious, which brings me to Madonna horror Complex. Let's do it now. My first time hearing this term was from Sex in the City, which I hear most of my hole. She when, Charlotte, have you watched most of it?
What Sex in the City. Yes, we used to watch that, I know, but I don't know if you've seen all of them. So Charlotte's husband couldn't get hard remember that, And Samantha was like, oh my god, it's the Madonna horror complex. You're his virginal wife. He can't see you that way. And I've heard the term Madonna horror, but I didn't really know would have meant exactly. So the word Madonna doesn't come from the singer Madonna is actually a term for the virgin Mary. A picture statue or
medallion of the Madonna virgeon touched for the very first time. Damn, I didn't do my kind of Would you like a sip of water? Would you like to retry? Go ahead? Get a little nigion? When you hot beats next to my is that kind of the words. I'm thinking my own words to look at me? Good job? The nineties baby whole quoteing Madonna, Bencon Do you think you can edit the ball to like a on the words like
yokie okay so uh. In psychoanalytic literature, a Madonna horre complex is the inability to maintain sexual arousal with a committed loving and relation loving relationship. This was identified by Freud under the rubic term psychic imp go ahead and a big, big word, I love it? Isn't this a good way to start? This physiological complex is said to developing men who see women as either Madonna's Saint Lee
or prostitutes. Men with this complex desire a sexual partner who has been degraded quote unquote the whore, while they cannot desire the respected partner, the madonna. And where such men love, they have no desire, and where they have desire, they cannot love. And that's interesting because I told you I feel I feel like that's that's been me with my lovers, like even I've been the Madonna horse. So one of my one of my lovers, um, I told you I had an MMF with him, and that was
kind of the thing that he enjoyed doing. But he would never have even a threesommer ever considered doing that with his wife, and we would like literally live out all his little hoass fantasy. I really get tired of the people that I've loved in my life, including the one I love now who was like, Nigga, you're my bitch, I'm not doing the ship with you, and I'm like, dog me out. You know what's crazy, I'll be honest
with you. Um. So, me and my partner went to the sex club again, um and this time we actually were just being watched, but there was another nice couple. But he was white and y'all know, I've never had paint dick before, but he was just like really tall, like, and I was like, oh, he's handsome for a white man. And my my boyfriend was like, well, go ahead and like go tell him, go join him, like he kind of wants me to explain without him, yeah, and I'm just like, no, I'm good, And so he's like, why
is your guard up? I think he really wants me to like express and enjoy myself and have these multiple dicks and it's crazy, you just need another six months because I kind of like I want to do MMF, but it's crazy because we've talked about this in the past. I don't want to do it with him, I think because it's like I like him to it's crazy. But see I don't even let me do ship without him, and she just cannot do that MMF with me, and I hate that. See. I'm like, y'all, let me suck
a little dick while you're right there. I want you in the room, babe. But see what scares me is he's like, man, now you know I ain't go ahead, no, come in and do better than me. And I was like, great, so then I won't be able to take another dick because you're pounding the living out of mine. I wanted to be like, oh no, yeah, you know what I mean. Like that sounds like a good time. Doesn't confuse me? Slapping on my face, like make it so hard that
I can't concentrate. You ever watching a girl's doing a gang bang and she's exhausted. I want to be out of I've been prepping for this, bro. You order the gym a lot. This is legit me getting ready for the gang bang Berry's boot Camp, psych Fitness, Switch Playground, Equinox. I have been training to take dick. Let me ask you. You set up an MMF threesome. Does the other man have a bigger, smaller dick than your man? I don't care, no dude. It could be smaller, it could be bigger.
If it's smaller, it'll be just my mouth. Or it could be one of these like you know when you're watching porn, it's just like right there. It'll be like it'll be a good like handheld divide, like a like a shake wit or a stress ball. Just get me a dick in the room. You just want to dick in the room. Well, speaking of dicks in the rooms, we're actually not going to speak about dick in the room.
But before before we get into the horrible decision. Um, I have not really ever done this before, but I have a gift, uh for Wheezy today and it's based upon this new signing and it's kind of cute and I've given you you're ready for the gift, You're ready for now. It ain't no hug gonna touch you you out here one in Dickson ship. So bit you don't want to wear this COVID because we hope, So we're gonna I gonna give you one of these that order too.
So it is horrible decisions. Bamboo ear rings. And I made sure to get the seventeen inch ones, seventeen centimeters whatever, seventeen So the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hut, the same size hole We're the same size, hope. So they're horrible decisions bamboo ear rings. Um. And so yeah, you can wear them. You don't want to give you time you it'll be costume where this will be my everyday where so you know, get all So guys, we're gonna get into like horrible. Why do you do what
I mean? Hug, But again, we're embarking on kind of like a new journey and a new stage and phase and in this and also kind of walking away out of quarantine a little bit. Hopefully. I feel like we're gonna get apart too. So I hope you guys enjoyed in the studio. Thank you, bitch. That is huge. You know what I mean? It is Mandy, where what do you mean? Where you gonna work? So? Yeah, we can wear it in here. I just cut my brains there
a little too long. But I wish I d now I have a flood all you should sound like you're from Florida, that's where you're from. But also like I feel like I had a my fair Lady moment when I started working in New York corporate world. I was like, oh, I've got to stop talking like I did, but not me, but I would be on the I would be on the conference call with like, well, so what what you want me to do? Did like? What we what we're doing?
That only happens when I get upset, And you know, it's funny like people maybe like, bitch, who are you? I don't know, but each moment of my life, like like each accent comes out depending on what's happening, like when white people coming there and I'm like, hey, what's up, guys, When niggas coming to remind baby's out how and then when I do the show. It's a mix of both. However, anger translates differently. For example, say I'm gonna pussy as
whole y'all to death, seg man segu real quick. I'm trying to buy this apartment and this bitch has been playing games with me, And so what happened is I went from like really sweet Jewish girl to bitch, You're gonna find out why the fun I have braids on my hey ho. She was like, yeah, I'll let you know what's going on, because yeah, we accepted draft, but
we're waiting. I said, I don't work like that. So whether you accept my offer because that's the offer that you got and you make your commission today, or you keep playing with me and you get no money, So which would you like to do? Huh, Michelle, They're gonna get it. They're gonna go ahead and give it to the Jewish people. I'm being so tired. They're gonna be like, let me tell you something. Let me tell you why
I'm tired of this bitch ass whole Michelle. First of all, the kitchen is a fucking I'm only moving to fucking Mexico so that I could have time to remodel. This kitchen is so bad. So I go online and I look for a black contractor because I've been trying to get my money to niggas. Okay, so I look up a black contractor some one of our listeners founding for me. He meets me at the apartment. I'm like, look, basically, I'm trying to get this apartment for less money, so
you're gonna come in there. You gotta tell me all the ship, even if it's sucked up, or even if it's not sucked up, just tell me to see how much money. I'm like, give me a look when it costs more money, and act like the renovations are high so that I can get the price. Loll. He's like, I got you broke, no worries. So we go into kitchen and he's looking at me. I'm like, so can I knock this wall out? And he's like, well, this is a load bearing wall. This could be like fifty dollars.
I'm like, huh. Now, I don't know if this nigga's line or not. So I'm looking at him like with that did he pace like, are you serious? Are you not? So? Michelle's like, I don't think fifties? Ah, Michelle, are you the contractor? Bitch? No, you're not. I have to pull this nick in the bathroom. I'm like, bro, I don't know what's real and what's not. I don't know what price you're giving me and what not to give me. He's like, look, man, you told me to come in
here and start naming numbers. I don't know what going on. By the time we leave, comes up with a quarter million in renovations for a two bedroom apartment in the Lower East Side. She looked at him and me and it's like, we'll need a second opinion. I said, oh wow, is it because you don't feel like he's adequate enough to do the job? Pull that card? Because I will. I will pull the card. Now. What's even worse is when she walks out of the apartment. I'm like, so,
how much is it really gonna be? He's like, I don't even know. I'm saying so many numbers. I don't even know what's going on anymore, which it's awful, But anyway, Michelle's a fucking bitch. I don't never gonna be like, oh, sorry, bitch, we gave you a house up. Oh that's fine because she doesn't know the name of my show because she kept asking me. She kept asking me, and I was like, Michelle, it really doesn't matter. You asked me how I get paid?
The financials are there, the amount of money she took part of the Charlemagne She gonna see your face somewhere. She don't Michelle or Michelle got a friend listener right now, one of the six white listeners about the tent. Well, the co op board didn't ask, and that's all that matters. They were like, what do you do? I was like, I work in a comedy field related to women and health and really just trying to uplift my sisters and you know, preach health and safety and education to black
men and women. That's just my passion very much. So do I give them dick tips? To know? I don't about to say you give them, No, I don't give him dick tips. However, have you talked about pegging? You know? My co host, she'll she'll tell you anyways, guys, for this week's horrible decision. Um, I'm excited to kind of just talk about it because so y'all know out and skimmed on not really believe in astrology and zodiac. I questioned science like a bitch, um, and now we're gonna
discuss superstition because I ain't gonna hold y'all. Y'all added me so much that I actually was scared. So this conversation is being brought up because a couple of weeks ago, I decided to buy my nigga some shoes and what a New York He made me really happy. Um. I came back from my little trip out west and came home to like flowers and dinner, and I was just like, he just made me think, Uh, he cannot cook, so he just brings food. We always we eat out unless
I cooked. Um, So he he brought me some flowers, which is like my flower Like I love some flowers. So he brought me some flowers and then he brought uh some dinner, and I was like, oh, he just made me so happy. He brought me to the studio last time we recorded, so I was like, bad, I'm gonna go to foot and get him some shoes. What does nigga wearing sized fifteen? So that wasn't easiest. Nowhere
had this nigga shoes. So I just bought them some slides because we'll be going to the new beach, and I got them some running shoes because we'll be doing the hiking. So I put on social media, I bought this nigga some shoes, y'all. They're like, he's gonna watch They're like, guys, don't ever buy your partners shoes because those are gonna be the shoes they used to walk out of your life. There's also at okay, let the watch how much time before you're breaking up? There's another one. Well,
we're gonna go through the list. I'm trying to guess what I know. I feel like i'll ask you, well, a lot of it does come from um. I actually looked into it. It's actually Chinese, but apparently everyone's black. Grandmama said it too, so maybe China is mixed with Africa somewhere. I don't know, but we all got the same little superstitious anyways, so they was all like, oh my god, don't take them shoes back girl, and I was like, well, nig I just spend the money on
the shoes. So I started looking up ways to go against the super sitsion. So it was cute. I found out the way to break that curse on I'm just saying, the way to break that superstition is to get like to take a form of payment. So I'm like, baby, you gotta give me two quarters for these shoes. And it was so cute because he actually left me five dimes on the table like so that we didn't break the superstition because I was like, baby, you can't leave
me after I give you these shoes. Like, so he paid me for the shoes with if they're gonna leave you in slides, he deserves to go, I mean. But I also bought him running shoes. So Thenay was like, oh ship bit, she's gonna run out to life. I was like, shit, um, so let's talk about these other ones. So don't gift which is crazy because I asked for this. Do not gift knives and scissors. Giving anything sharp such as a knife or scissor is bad luck. It's thought
to sever the relationship. However, here we go like the other one the damage can be mitigated if the receiver gives something small like a coin and return. So this is again, why is it just a coin? Because technically it's now like you're buying Why not? Why not? More? Why the where does the value of the coin come? Well, here's another one that I thought was funny because this was one of my second options. Another one is giving portraits to someone or photo of yourself. Why bad news
for egomaniacs and narcissists. Receiving a present with your own likeness on it is bad luck, and to receive a portrait of yourself is a sign of treachery. Bitch, what's the way we here buy ship? That's what it's saying, And here goes your your ship? You know what? An open opal it says that opals are considered one of the most unlucky gemstones and so should be avoided as a gift unless the receiver was born in October like me, because um, in which case it's negative vibes will be reversed.
Never said an opal in an engagement ring either, as it portends early widowhood. What the fun get a divorce if there's an open on your motherfucker's ship? Well, maybe I need to give it to somebody when I'm ready to break up with them, like hold it real tight at night. I wonder, actually, if there's anything about um the wallet because you got a wallet for as a gift, right? Oh yeah, you showed in. What do that mean? I don't see nothing as bitch Parsley. Who's given Parsley as
a gift? Caucasians metal? Oh, coral coral necklaces. Oh, here's a purse. If you give someone a purse or wallet, it's important that you make sure you put at least money inside of it. Did your come with money inside of it? Cheese? As will ensure that the purse will never be empty and signifies future wealth. Do y'all remember or maybe you guys don't. I did it on Patreon, but now I can say it because we're past that. This nigga gave me a card to no one who
heard this part friends are like angels. I wanted him to die, mind you. This also related back to sex in the City, when he kept giving her gifts and he kept saying best and she was like, oh, hell no, there's something. It's just very insulting to me to give me a card. I don't give a funk if I'm your girlfriend yet or not. You don't like cards. I know. To give me a card that has anything to do it, it need to be loved, It need to be something,
and like I wanted. When I saw the box and what it was, I was just so happy that he would get something that was my taste. But I couldn't get over the friends or like angels. You did hate that. And but here's the thing. Didn't you also say like you? Because I know you didn't want to be my boyfriend. I used to talk about how I didn't look at my lovers as friends, Like if I like you a lot, I don't want to just be your friend, but like you believe in having a friendship though, which is what
we talked about, I don't give it. Damn Okay. What I said, what I mean right now is I ain't you goddamn friend on his card And they looked at me with this look and he goes I like, I was like, wow, you got me a card. He was like, I never get anybody a card, but I know it means a lot to you to get cards, and like it took me so long to get the right card. I said, really, this took you time, but he called
you pretty much an angel. Friends are like angels. The little does he know you, Lucifer respawn ship take it back and you know what. Shout out to Jesse. But I just saw a clip from her was talking about if I'm your girlfriend, I'm your only girlfriend and if you got other home girls, I'm the girl you got at home. I'm the only home Now I don't agree. Well, I agree to the fact that friend and me, no
unless it's a girl in front of it. So now I actually when I go home, I'm going to take a sl I still have it, take a sharpie, and I'm gonna put girls. Friends are like angels. I'm gonna say, this is what you should have done. Nigga. Also, when he got me a Valentine's Day card, he was like, I remember he got it like the day before something. Oh, you're just going in now bringing up Christmas gift in Valentine's like this, Nigga just don't take his time to
ship because he went the day before. I'm sure they had no cards left. And I opened my Balantized Day card and he said I loved my wife and he put a wife and a wifey like wifey, and I was like, first of all, nigga, you could have found something that I was like. So they had no girlfriend cars and he was like, I don't know. I just felt like this one was more us wife and he wrote the y after Yes he did. Oh he patties. Alright, So guys, before we get up out of here, we
are gonna give y'all a homemail. And this one is until that thing it comes um with a sorry, I'm off. I was about to say her name, but I remember we don't really do good names. So guys, if this is your first time listening to us as well, at the end of every episode, or at least we tried to, when we're on time, we give homemail. If you guys want to submit homemaale to us, try and get our advice, you can write us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. So the topic for this week is get the dick
or keep the friendship? Help? Hi, ladies, love the show. I need help with a little situation I have going on. About a year ago, I met a new group of friends and we all became really close. This year, we go on trips together and spend most of our weekends together. One of the houses we spend most of our time is at quote unquote Anthony's house just as just so that y'all have names. He and Chelsea Um have a two year old daughter and lived together. We often all
spend the night there on days that we drink. One night, I crashed on the couch and in the middle of the night I woke up to Anthony laying next to me holding my hand. Every time I spent the night after, things just kept progressing to massaging and touching, but nothing more than that. We then started sexting and he video chats me jerking off. Chelsea has told us that their sex life has died down a lot since their daughter was born, and she claims to not be attracted to
him as she once was. I can't deny that Anthony and I are both attracted to each other very much. He keeps wanting to take me on trips to spend time together alone so he can dig me down. But I'm just hesitant because I know it's wrong, but we're both sexually desperate. I haven't dated or had sex in ten months. Please give me some advice should I go through with it and keep it a secret or stop now and keep the friendship? That did I write? I
never write people back? Love you guys anonymous. We've responded. Don't you dare funk that man when you cool with his girl? Fucking other nigga? Now read this on the show. I think it's cool too, fuck old niggas, of whole niggas, of friends. Like if there's if it's a trick ass niggain, you want to fucking fine if it's an old nigga or whatever. A lot of people have different rules about that too. I don't really care. You can suck any of my old niggas an my homegirl, but that in
particular with the baby. My thing is you in her house, my nigga? Like that's the trifling part about left about email and do you Mandy? But as someone who sucked the niggas with girls, don't you feel like this too far? But I've never gone to their houses, That's what I'm saying. This is too far? Like yeah, like, bitch, my niggas are respectful to their cheating ways and they're not They're not bad. Like I'm not fucking playing with them in
the bed that they share with their wife. Type ship like no, Like I just think that hey, hey, let me go ahead and break this down re quick because I'm gonna a real quick Um. I do think that there are a lot of other men out here that are available to dick you down. Miss I haven't sucked in ten months. But also, um, it shows to me where your alliances as far as the friendship. If she's saying that their sex drive went down after and they told you about their sex and me and like she
views you as a friend. But also she could be going through postpartum depression. There could be things to maybe where she hasn't healed all the way since the baby. Um, there may be insecurities within herself and the fact that you're just taking this as a way to swoon on
in on her nigga is just beyond trifling. And to me, I would think if you do want to move forward with fucking him, not to keep it a secret, but you need to dead that friendship with her if you just want to fuck this nigga, Like this is not something where you stay friends with her, break up with her to break up with her. If you want to fuck this nigga, that bed I would say that that you know what, I think so attractive to people, it's like they like the sneaky thing, like this happened to me.
So my first boyfriend, we had a girl who was we did this like reality show pilot thing. We had a girl who was helping direct it, and he cheated on me with her sister. And now they're married, And I cannot imagine what the funk it looks like to be with one person when you fucked the family member in the house, Like, is the closeness and proximity to people,
which the thing that makes the cheating fun? Because I never thought I was like really her, But I wonder if it's like there's something about the closeness, like it's like fucking a coworker, right, Like one of my ex boyfriends, the one that left me for Jesus, we worked for the same company and it was like really fun, like when we would do like work stuff together, which he wasn't ever like my superior or anything, so I guess it wasn't that taboo like you were allowed to have
relationships at that job. But I remember it being fun. We would go to conferences, we were do things, and then at one point we were training different stories together and it was fun ands shit, but like, I can't understand for the life of me, why the fuck you could take pleasure in like texting this dude after his wife or girlfriend or whatever they are talks about like how insecure she is or not insecure, how how funked up things are with their sex life, and you're like, oh,
this is where I make it better. Like it's one thing for a nig to tell you these things about a bit you don't know, like shean'll do this and this, and that you're hearing it. Yeah, it's it's sucked up. So um. Our advice is that don't be a fun up person. Um either dead your friendship with her if you're going to move forward, definitely don't be a secret or did we just get some other dick? There is way too much dick out in these the phone and
they lived together, right, can you imagine? No? I can't imagine, because bitch, I would pop off on you even if I knew my nigga was massaging you while I sleep or holding your hand or doing something like that. Bitch, next time you came to my motherfucker house, we motherfucking fight and puts us because I I've I've always felt like respect bitches, a share hose and trick ass niggas. I don't think that's a big deal, Like you can gladly take like a nigga I live with and I
have a child with Na, bro, that's that's NA. I want to know how she met them, because if she met her first, I would die. Not that this isn't already bad, but like what could make this worse is that, Yeah, if she's like really friends with this one, they traveled together. This is some trifling ship they did travel together. Um, I thought that ship wasn't real at first. Oh no, I was like somebody bored with the whole meal. They'd be real. I mean like, anyways, guys, we want to
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So I'm over here giving y'all the non science because science they signed you mean science whatever, science fix And tomorrow you can listen up for bacsake. Our topic this week is trash, and it's not about trash ass niggas, but like this trash as nigga that just texts me. We legit were it's having lunched me Eddie and he
was like, what the fund do people do? It? Masks after it, and then we started talking about trash and loitering and all this kind of ship and when people do with trash and the things they make from it and all that stuff. Oh, I like it because when I'll be watching project wrong way, they'd be turning like, Also, did you know that the trash that's in the sewer, like even your ship you end up drinking later in New York filter? But New York does have the best
filtered water out of the entire country. No, I think now we do? We do? New York has the best water in the country. There's more. Even my mom will be coming up like, oh, I can't drink the water from the tap in Florida and she knows like eggs, but no, it's actually good water. Like the filtration system. All right, we ain't gona get into it anyways, y'all against Stay tuned For has the best Stay tuned for
a five minute bonus slip on our Patreon. Thank you all for tuning in to yet another motherfucking episode of horror Decisions. You as well just sorw your pussy at one. Wait you fu, you f This sounds like an inside because coming hard for real? Is she fine? She just want us like your dick. She gotta know how to
suck dick. She listen to us, but her head. My thing, My thing is that like I don't know who's hitting me up, Like there's so many just random people that I don't know if it's just like somebody like your situation with a fake you know, catch me And honestly, I would be because you got an X and it's just like she is. She trying to see what you out here doing from now you with two beautiful bitches every week, she might think, you know, you know who
you know? The people that beat the would have been asking for us to ship and pee no real quick, Well, I'm not gonna lie. I don't even care as long as so real quick. I want you all to note we have a listener um in our email who asked me and Wheezy to send him dirty panties cotton. No I'm about to I was about to talk someties. Let me read the new one. You read it real quick, and wheezy. I forgot to add something in my previous emails. Well, I'm gonna assumed that y'all have heard this one. This
is the first email came across your instagram. Stephen forty single from New York City. You're both lovely and gorgeous and beautiful. I have a fetish for use panties and worn socks, and I would love to buy well used panties and well worn socks from both of you. I won't mind if the panty and socks are going to be old, dirty, sweaty, and stinky. I hope you could wear it for at least one day in parentheses twenty four hours before packing it. You can put him into
ziploc bags and ship it over to me. Two panties for four hundred, two socks regular cotton for four hundred, So that would be a total of eight hundred each for your youth. You gotta we gotta do it so real quick. I'm gonna read you guys what he wrote us today. So I'm waking up and I'm like, oh shoot, we got a new email, Stephen, I said us again. He said, also Mandy and Wheezy. I forgot to add something in my previous email. I also have a fetish for golden showers and scat. I would also like to
buy toilet treats from both of you. I would like to buy a bottle of golden shower and a container of scat from each of you. I would prefer the one from you the morning once you wake up, your first release of the day. So two pea bottles four hundred, two scat box four hundred. So that would be sixteen hundred dollars eight hundred for each of you for the entire package. I would be happy. I listen. I would be happy to buy these stuff from you both on
a regular basis, maybe like twice a month. I possible. I ain't even gonna hold you, nigga that could buy the shoes I want right now. So I think, so there's these, well, I asked um one of my Well, I think, so I want the Gucci is like the Gucci, like the nude body looking ones with a big Gucci on the side, with a big Gucci on the ones I want, But they ate fifties, so them a little bit more than the red bottoms that I might may
as well get. But I was meaning to ask you off air if we're gonna do this because I need we need to do at a deposit. So Weezy has reservations about doing that situation. I don't know why. What are the reservations I got? Me and Alex are going to the Gymy's like, I can't believe I s the reservations difference between that's something about it. Well, we'll label it. I'm just I want him to know what I fell like I put Mandy on it. Here's the thing, He's
not gonna different from anybody could do it. But who am I going to ask to wear panties for twenty four hours? And how am I going to pick up thank draws from someone else? I'm gonna have to cut them. Why you gotta be staying? Alex is raising his say it right now, so you're gonna wear but that's not gonna hot and panties. If he's gonna pay me eight hundred, you're gonna put your dick and balls and panties because because it has to be your size and that's not
even that. But it's not gonna sound like pussy. That's why you can't smell way different than pussy. I'm gonna tell you that. Girls, So back to your question, just to because honestly, take it from me, we could talk privately in the DM listen to me bit so not only that I know, um, we read for the ladies, but we do have a lot of male listeners. Hold on, so I want to actually read this one, um, because I think it's kind of cool, you know, and I feel sorry for him. Um. But on another lame what
he not laid? Are you calling our male listeners to say that last one? The dude which who's been with his what the girl who wasn't sing him? I just got to leave. When I was looking at his page, I'm like, he ain't you what do you pay? That's where I'm saying, Oh he wasn't I'm calling you what it was? He wasn't ugly. I was just ready for him to be ugly. And when I you've seen the both, he just ain't admitted, but he cheat and I don't want to hear that. Ship you as well just throw your pussy at one