Ep181: Multuple Dildos and Big Cats

welcome to and No. The episode of Hory Bled dec is Yons. I'm your girl, Maidy b a k S a k A death bitch, a k A full court pumps a k A Mandy Baskins. And I bring that up because we're talking a little bit about Carol today. But yeah, it's one of the motherfucker is bitch. We're gonna talk about it anyways, and I'm joined by my motherfucking co host. We'll just introduced me at this point. It is oh weezy w t L, you know what

I mean. And Indy does these rapper hands sometimes and if you guys watched you too, You'll know what I'm talking about. It's very like, you know, justin Bieber like tries to like, don't do that. How are you gonna make me a white man because you have sharpline hair. I definitely thought you was gonna say, like Tony yo, he's the one who really moved his hands when he'd be rapping. Anyway. No, okay, never mind, very weird. Don't

do me. You see what I mean? She compared me to a white man and then say, I got just this is what we're doing. Is this is what we're doing. No man, this is an Eve haircut from the nineties, from the early two thousands, or thank you also be no bro, give me my Paul Prince on my titties type of god damn you know what? Anyway, y'all um, Yeah, welcome. We're gonna do a quick catch up. I know we've had a lot of guests lately, and we actually, with out meaning to, we had a whole lot of a

sastroone on on motherfucking horrorle decisions for a while. We had Tahoe and Orlando. We had the goddamn nigga that was a baby boomer that claimed to have gotten paid by women. We had who else do we have? We had another? Oh, we had Maul from the Joe Buddon podcast. We've had a lot of men on. So we was like, but they we're gonna get in the studio and just talk. But unless you're a patron and we'll take it, you know,

like y'all y'all support us always. Um, So I guess we'll just start up because y'all kind of like to know what's going on with us a little bit. Um, we either did you want to start or I could start. I didn't know if you wanted to talk about your relationship and investments even talking about mortgage lately on Twitter, same nigga. But anyway, so, um, I have hold lot. Wait then let me reintroduce us. Welcome to relationship decisions. Dude.

Let me tell you guys something I legit saw people like writing like when your boyfriends let me they really thought we were supposed to be single. Horror to the core. As long as I get paid to do this show, I will not suck one dick. I'm just telling it. But no, I mean, I feel like we've just been pretty consistent about fluidity, and I feel like like loving somebody doesn't have to do with that. Also, loving someone

has nothing to do with another dick being in my mouth. Also, hose get wiped all the time because you know why, I don't believe it can get deleted though. I mean, but I'm just saying, like we date, we have boyfriends, and all niggas hose, So how can y'all become boyfriends? But we can't become girlfriend because I'm very attractive, you know what I mean. I don't know if I've ever sucked a nigga that's got like a low count. I was about to say, oh you a thousand bitch, come here,

let me come. You had practice, I know that dick working. I'm saying, as long as you got your throw mice and get them all the holes out that didn't get ready for me. Um, But I mean, I guess you kind of can get your home. Home is deleted if you watch your pussy. Because, as I've said before and will continue to say, this is only like science that I would speak to you guys like I'm not gonna just come on here and like spout out bullshit. Y'll see what I don't believe in scientifically and you can

check right now on waxer pussy dot com. It clearly states if you get a wax, tendings come off of your pussy each time. Now, if you're under that head, don't get a wax because your pussy needs to have a few miles on it before you start wax. Well, I ain't gonna hold you. And I got all my bodies because the bit I never had no wax on this pussy. You need to, Mandy, I don't need some taking me with all my bodies, Like it's new layer

of playing me and my niggas. He was like, what, you know a lot of lakers, and I just like let him know, Like, well, I'm just gonna let you know who I out in head in the past, so I've been open. I want to add something really quickly to y'all if you live in the New York area, my brows it's on thirty third Street. This is an ad to Indian owned business. I've been going to Usha

for years, okay, and Usha knows I'm all work. I don't know how, but like every time I see her, she's like, know who because you probably have a little babies dancing on your post up like you like come, come, you like cream pies, a little baby be like, don't wax me, don't watch us. I've been going to Usha since I worked on because my office was there. I've been going to her for years since I worked, you know,

in tech. And once I stopped working there, she's like, oh, you're free during the day, so much like what the fun is going on? But she's a minority own business. She waxes the ship out of my pussy. I don't know if she'll know who Weasy is, but short pictures she'll know. But this is all I'm telling you, dude. You can get a very bad wax experience. Sometimes they wax clips. Sometimes people believe this bitch can do anything

beyond the phone multitask. She'd be having people coming to train on my pussy, like, oh, come watch when she gets new girls, because she's like, you're really nice, that's my girl. You don't even go to the nail shop and let a new bitch be on my fingers. They're no, no, no, no, not get somebody who don't have somebody watch. Nobody waxes my pussy but Usha anyway, so you get your pussy wax you get the niggas off of there. Great. I don't know why we started talking about that scientific fact.

Oh what's new with me? Let me tell you about my creamy as wet ass pussy. I don't know about if this happened, because like, you know, coronavirus and Cardi B, and like my pussy is talking to my coronavirus and Cardi B. This is so coronavirus happened, and like nothing's been going on Cardi B had this whole new fucking

song happened, had changed the revolutionary liberating way. I think it changed the way that my vagina has been working lately, only because it's to the point where I've wiped myself during the day. I'm so wet. I'm, like I said on another episode, like I'm constantly masturbating. I had sex the other day. The dick comes out of me. I thought, he came. That's how much cream was on this, And I was like, this is fucking crazy, Like I've never

seen it come covered dick from myself. I don't know when my plussy just changed this way, but maybe it's ready for babies. I don't know what's going on. So the other day I'm masturbating, and this, to me is really what's nuts, because I always thought it was by sticking your fingers inside of yourself, like to squirt a little bit. And I didn't necessarily squirt, but like I was gush and bitch, and the ship was nuts. No, it's not a eused infection. I'm opulating. Why why are

you because I feel like that it's nuts. So I was about to be like, bitch, so you're allowed to say nut. Never mind, go ahead. I absolutely did not say that very bit. I had an orgasm, is what I would want to call it. I came and the ship was like dripping out of my pussy and I was like, oh my god, this is like porn ship. Dude,

I have a porn pussy right now. Like these two cameras in front of me make me feel like I should be putting on an only fans show because me and my pornographic pussy are creamy and wet right now and it's crazy. And I think that's why I've been like so open to the world, Like I don't say hi to people that are attractive without being like, because you're walking around with you. I cannot wait for this

ship to stop. I needed to just dry up a little bit, Like I feel like my pussy is so dry that it could almost feel like someone else's been, Like someone else has been, Like no, so wet that someone else has been in it, because it's just like why I keep sliding around like I've had to clean the fucking wetness off of the dick with my own mouth so that it doesn't have to be that wet. My pussy is doing some new ship. What can I

tell you guys about my regimen? I don't know. I work out a lot, I'm playing tennis and now I'm drinking more water and I don't resist, but I don't think the water. I've drink water before. But I mean we talk I mean, well, we was talking with Tahoe and Orlando to me, working out period or just being in a state of activity, like constantly has your body more open for open, But like, what the fuck me?

I really think it was the WAT video other than that, Oh, you mentioned mortgage, so I don't want to jinx it. But I've never thought like so We've talked about a few times on Patreon, maybe not really here. I know you talked about it here. Buying a crib in Atlanta, like a second home. And I've always been like, I don't want to buy a house I don't live in, because I was thinking about buying my parents christ because it was cheap. And someone recently said to me, like,

how much do you pay for rent? And she's like, you know, you can get a mortgage one for like two point six right now, two point seven, Like don't you just do that and you'll flip it, like we really want to go back to the Lower East Side, just buy a crib. I was like, I'm not fucking spending it happen. Million dollars living happen. But then I looked at apartments. I found a two bedroom with an elevator, bike room, laundry room. Let me just say that one

more time, and Ellie ytur, bitch. You know I've been walking up to motherfucker and look, I think I'm luxur. I got an elevator. Well now I have an elevator in this building. But I didn't even care about the luxury and all that ship of the building, Like I just wanted to be in a certain neighborhood, which I found a two one in Nell, Yes, where it's like super sunny. You can go outside in from the apartment. It's not a balcause even hear me when I say

big gas fire escape. But I put a table on the mo because I'm get a little and uh yeah, the ship is cheaper than what I pay. The people that are running it out right now would pay are paying seven more than what my mortgage would be, which is crazy. And um, I know, I just never really considered buying a c IT, but I guess because primary residents, I never thought I'd be able to afford a home

in New York. But like nigga, if anybody is thinking about it, why are they fighting for a mortgage right now? First I call some regular total mortgage on they give me three point one. I'm like, wow, that sounds really good. Bank of America two point nine. Oh, that's really good. Loam Depot two point seven. Oh, that's really good. They're getting lower and lower, and I think there's about to

be a market crash for sure. And what's crazy too, is so many people bought up properties specifically for Airbnb, and right now Airbnb is allowing so many people to do unless they're doing a long term stay. So a lot of people are losing a lot of money on their investment properties that they thought they would be able

to get Airbnb, and um, I mean it's interesting. I mean I I of course maybe would wait until next year, which is like I was looking at the top of the next year for for my purchasing, just because a my lease is up in April and I'm considering moving to Long Island City next year. But also but also yeah, so just for for me and my credit and everything, I'm starting this trucking business, which I'm now getting into all of the details of the tag, the registration. I

have to buy the truck and the trailer. So it's unrealistic of me to a not only start a new business and do all of these expenses, but they're gonna want my piano statements and my taxes and all of that. My credit is also going to take a hit with this truck because it's my first car. Will you I'm a wait till next year. Credit he's better than mine, even though I'm not saying my credit I'm between seven hundred now. I was over eight hundred, but now it

is lower because of mortgage and uh we credited. I had no idea they were like yeah, basically, you ran your credit with a bank once when it was at eight hundred and that registered to my wheezy olc. Right, you think it was trying to give me cash, which I'm like, kind of buy a house. But I mean it's it's weird because like I feel like with an influx of money coming from our new ship that we have going on, I'm like, it's making me want to

do something with it. And I started a new LLC well, and I don't want to get so focused on you know, like, oh, let me buy a house and then let me do this and like spend too much. But I'm also terrified to not invest that liquid while I have it. Um. Speaking of investing, shout out to the master and vexter investor.

I found him from Earner Leisure and he's my stock I and you guys asked me questions about stocks and please do not, I honest to god, hit this nick up at midnight be like should to my Kodak what do I do? And he's great. I also pay him for that, but I mean I appreciate that. Like you know, I could say function nig to my uh stop guy. Right, It's crazy because I guess we also just look into how we invest our money differently. Um, I've been open about not really being in the stocks or the markets

and stuff like that. I'm setting up before oh one K just because I'm sitting on so much of my savings, it makes sense to put it towards something that can double triple or grow interesting over the years. UM. So I'm doing it that way, but I don't really want to. To me, I believe in investing in myself instead of

investing in anyone else. And so aside from the trucking business that I'm doing that can be immedia as far as seeing a return um, which, of course as we maybe even enter a second wave and get into this pandemic as we saw a lot of things with shipment has been delayed, so we do need more trucks going out, we do, you know, And so I'm gonna be I'm

gonna be doing that. But also, um, for those of you who haven't listened to periods this and aren't familiar of what Official Box Owner is, which is my new branding company as well. UM, I'm doing a subscription box so that I'm not adding my name to a company that's already exists. I'm literally reaching out to brands and growing in an entire subscription box company by myself. So it's gonna be focused on feminine hygiene, UM, women's wellness, UM,

sexual wellness. So in the box you can get anything from like organic menstrual products to things that make you feel good, so things that will take away from like cramps. UM. I have some things for sex in there, like tinctures and and condom tinctures. Tinctures is like, uh, it's kind of like you know how you would take a pill, like how Blue Choo works. A tincture you is an oil and you put it under your tongue and it's supposed to get you more around. Yeah, so I just

have a lot. I'm gonna shout out like a THHD type of thing, not a few. No, it's not a fused. It's just more so like all of like the macro all natural stuff. It's all natural stuff, and there must be tinctures and something might be. I mean. But what's making me even more excited is specifically my first box launch. UM. I've been specific and focused on partnering with black owned and women owned brands in this space. So I'm super excited,

but it's been a lot of sucking. Worn't dealing with China, dealing with graphic designers, building a website, also dealing with hoping that China is hard. Like I did during when I was in Mexico, I took a bunch of Amazon classes and I was gonna do some F p A. And I was like, it's a lot, it's a lot, but products selling products. I recently saw this um thing. I'll read it to you all really quick, that my

girl Shanty posted she's in the trucking business. Yeah, she posted this thing and I was like, wow, like it doesn't sound like that much, but it is that much. She posted, Uh to make a million dollars, right, it's all about like selling products. You could sell five dollar products to two thousand people, two products to five thousand people. Like five thousand people can pay seventeen dollars a month for a year for a subscription, and that's a million dollars.

Like selling products are like truly like a great wave. I think it's also good to not necessarily like brand your name to one of my friends Ali. We've had her on the show, we had her in our live show. I was saying to her like, oh, when I was thinking about Amazon, I was like, I want to sell something maybe in my niche like sex related, because to me,

it makes sense. And she was like, well, don't just like post Wheezy on it, because when you're shipping is delayed, they're just gonna hit you up on Instagram and tell you about this. Like, it can't just be Wheezy selling sex toys. It has to be something else because then it's making you look like you're doing something wrong instead of making it a brand. Which is amazing advice because to me, if I saw a box owner right and it's not your fault if you ship something wrong, you

have a team. Oh no, it's my fault. I ain't gonna hold y'all. I'm gonna let y'all know right now. It launches next month. I'm not gonna let you know. Like it's also I'm falling like the curl Box model, like there will be a limit curl Box, which shout out to curl Box that's also black owned, woman owned. But um my model is that I'm only going to have a certain amount once it's sold out. It's sold out. It's a quarterly box. You can wait the next three

months to get the next box. But I'm very hands on, so I'm flying too of my friends up. We're stuffing the boxes. I have my whole label printer. I am doing the entire business lifel. Yeah, I'm doings that. I so if y'all, if your box is late, y'all is going to come to me. I ain't gonna hold y'all like I am doing it all. But she gave that advice, I think particularly with Amazon and ship because they take

all the accountability where you don't have to. She was like, you put your investment customer service to mean, they're gonna be big like I've done. I've worked in people, I worked in retail. I mean, but yeah, when I have all of the product coming to me, all the boxes from China coming to me, right now, I don't have a work done with with volume. I'm saying when volume comes. When volume comes, maybe in a year, then yeah, I'll

work on maybe getting a team. But of course, this is all of my money that I'm investing on purchasing everything. Like I literally just spent, oh my god, a couple of hundred dollars on fucking tissue paper. So like there's a lot of little things to it. I mean the design itself and the branding and the logo that ramm me almost the stacks, so like, I mean, I'm investing, but people don't realize to like just starting something up, like even from a logo and brand perspective, like the

LLC I just started. Like it would possibly require office space, which would be great because it rates are so low. I found it two th dollar spot and soho right now, like it's like seven hundred square feet just to tell

y'all for an office and soho, that's crazy cheap. And I'm like, I don't even want to get too excited to talk about it because there is so much work that it would require that I don't know how much I can handle and how long it would take me, Like coming up with a logo, when you start your fucking bank account, getting the credit ready for that to purchase things, and once you purchase things, how are they look?

Testing them out? First time? I had to get a sample from China that ships like two weeks, and then you got to send them also, like I send them all the specs, the colors, um, the hex colors, like so that they got the exact colors of the brand. That's a lot. I do have like a nice little team working with me though, um and they're my friends.

And it's something to where you know, no one's taking salary in right now, but I'm shoving out all of the money for the expenses and hopes that eventually, like there'll be a part of the equity portion of it. So I mean that box is a great idea. I remember one time I thought about doing a subscription box when I had a really bad period, and then we ended up doing it. As for Lola, this is years ago, and I was sitting there like, I wish I had a box coming to my house when my period came

with candy chocolate. There's there's a box like that now, like there is there is? Yeah, And but Lola said, it's a subscription and it's for your period specifically, right, And I was just like I was with the Funk, I should have done this a long time ago, because to me, like when you're going to get a box, I've done ipsy to like a makeup bag. Subscriptions they can either be a waste when the products aren't good, but at the end of the day, it's still a surprise.

I love getting tangible, man. I love I love I love it, I love it. I do. Um. Before we get into this week's whole facts, which we haven't done in a while, I do want to say that the killers of Brianna Taylor are still out, so get them. Motherfucker's all right, So whole facts um, what we're gonna do for this episode is I wanted to give a whole fact for men and a whole fact for women,

especially because we have both of your motherfucker's listeners. So the whole fact um this week this week, which by the way, is just a random fact about either your body or sex that maybe you did not know. The whole fact for men this week is the amount of semen produced with each ejaculation is one to two teeth spoons. However, the typical man will produce about fourteen gallons or half

a trillion sperm in his lifetime. And you know, I was just like, damn, fourteen gallons, that's actually not that much considered my nigga. Come four times, I'm like, damn that nig you might get twenty eight gallons? Can you do you ever notice? Like? Okay, as the times go on and become like the second or third time, is it less? Come? Yes, it is, actually, yeah, it's not as much that first. Sometimes sometimes I've noticed, like when I do it back to back, it's like third or fourth.

I'm like, let's just yeah, yeah it don't it don't be a lot towards the end of it. Um for women, I love this because a lot of the men loved the beat tip that I gave for them to last longer in bed. I don't know what that is. I think that's my bill cosby trying voice. I don't know whether but for women, UM again beats I'm sure still

works with your blood flow as well. However, ginger for women stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex, So eating ginger actually elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing, and gets you excited for the night. A hand heart rate that spiciest, Like what if the Indian guy feels like it's not spicy and is not meant to be racist? I said a serious thing, saying our cameraman, Okay, Benson, it's like ginger because it's like such bullshit. I'm sorry.

All of my Indian friends have a powered like I've never seen in my fucking life. Now I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I was making that jerk chicken. I made pick leaves. That's another Haitian dish, since you want to get on my Haitian spaghetti. But I was on my little vibe where I was cooking all like my Caribbean foodish and I was like, let me show my mind.

I could cook like Caribbean. Caribbean, you gotta shut up. Anyways, bitch, I was eating that ship just it's not running down, and I was like, why do people enjoy spicy food? I don't understand. And now even I want to add ginger to my water because I'm starting like this new I'm not eating meat for the next week. I thought I was gonna stop drinking, but I got stressed and had to drink. But I was like, okay, let me infuse my waters. And my friend told me about ginger.

I was like, bitch, spicy water, that's what I gotta do. But now I'm gonna do it because now I like it's gonna spicy. Thats what I used for Master cleans. But the ginger with Indians, I don't know what the obsession is, but let me ginger oh my god, let me explain something to you. My old bodega on Orchard and Stanton uh Orcher, Riverton. Sorry. I would walk in there when I was sick and I would go get medicine. And this lady was so tired of me getting medicine.

She was like, look and she hands me ginger. Just eat it. Wait raw ginger. She jet asked, was like, do you eat it wrong? No? No, no, but I think because I was sick. But anyway, I was like, no, this is two spicies for me. Okay, boil it, boil so well. I to boil it with water and then put like honey in it and then drink it like that. I haven't lemon honey ginger shots. I was when coronavirus first started. I was trying to boost the ship out of my immune system, and to be fair, I did

because I'm normally always sick. So basically I chopped up ginger blended and to get it like to like squirt it out, I had to get a bull boarded out. Of course, because you can't get the juices out of it. It's weird. You have to actually like right right, so you have to put it in a towel and then you squeeze out the towel like draining it. Then I put lemon, I would mix up with water and I would take shots of that, and every time I did it, it was like, oh my gah. When I take shots,

I do the same. But ladies, um, when you go to your grocery store, just get that ginger, okay, all right, so fuck you pull the hole, all right. So um, we're gonna get into our herd dorve and then we are going the horrible decision is a whole bunch of vanilla ship that we're gonna sit here and dissect. And I found some really interesting articles. But the horde, y'all. Let me tell y'all, And this is the story I said I was gonna say because I do feel like

my nigga want to train me. So first off, I do believe I'm dating a psychopath because this nigga has he has full blown sex with me in the morning. But it wasn't even nine am and we did that, people, but like because I just woke up. But here's his also tip, I think you're just know the reason why, he said, I'm just getting used to listen the way the reason why he said, he actually this is another

bit of advice. He actually said that most men actually do and can give their best performances on morning wood because technically night sex you have the whole day in which you're exhausted, other things are on your mind, and so in the morning, essentially you're well arrested and your dick is real hard. But let me tell you what this nigga did. So this was after we had the sex club that night, and I guess because I didn't have any other dicks, the what he did, and ladies,

it was actually fun. So this is a tip that maybe you can try with your partner if they're not super insecure. So we're having sex. He asked me to get my toys, and I'm just like toys. It's sucking seven thirty eight in the morning. Okay, fine, I'll get my toys. So he asked me to get my dial dough and I didn't know which one he wanted to use, so I just put all three on the bed. I figured he would pick whichever one he wanted get into. Here we go. I would like to know briefly, what

are the differences with your three dildo dicks? Okay, So one is like, first off, they all brown, you know what I mean, I don't like know how like a purple one. No, bitch, they're black and brown. That isn't one being you know. So the first one is actually fairly skinny. That's the one I use for my butt. So like, when I want, do you have an asked specific dildo? That one is that is a safe However, however, I'm not gonna lie. It went in my pussy this time, okay,

but do you put on them? No, it's a jelly or they're all still come. So the first one is fairly fairly thin, but it's still six inches. The second one is the Doc Johnson one, um, but not the one that I was peggan Niggas with. I really liked it, and the guys said, go, so I have that medium sized one, and then I have King Noir's dick as the last one. Huh, So what did he fit in any amount? It's so big I can't go past the head. It's embarrassing. So what my man decided to do was

train my pussy. Literally, he said, the train train it like an Amtrak, bitch, he said, there is four of us going in that pussy. This morning, literally called us as if there were four men going in and out of my pussy, three plus him, bitch, three plus him. So let me tell you what he did. Let me tell you what he did, no bitch. What he did was he me with a little one. First was putting it in there, and then put his dick in me after the little one. Then he was like, all right,

we're going up. Got the middle size one. Then he was like, was like, what do you mean where in my pussy? He was just fucking me in all my hose, but like doing it to where I was like my eyes was water, and I was like, I can't take anymore. He was like, yes you can. So then he sucked me again. I don't encourage me, you know what I mean. He fucked me again after the middle size one. Then we go to King Noir's dick. I don't even know how any of you bitches that that nigga could take

all that dick. But he gets excited at me taking King Noir's dick, so he pulls out that big old dial doo and I'm like, I can't take it anymore. Yes you can't take shut up. So he goes and he loves that one up real good, and he's like, I got you, and he like just starts ramming me with fucking this big old dial dough for you. And then the whole time I'm just like, okay, I'm done because I've ensquirted. I'm exhausted out an orgasm from all the ship. And he was like he tapped me on

my ass too. I was like you just he said, you did so good like a like a like a like a football, like he said, you took all that dick. And I was like, Nick, it's not even not a clock on Sunday, it's the Lord's day, as we shout. That's why I'm agnostic, because something but there can't be he is there if he maybe there is a god, if he lets you take four four dicks, bro. And he was just like excited, like you the day that

you made Jamaican cuisine. Uh no. But after I was like, you want some coffee, I'll brew you some coffee coffee. But it was the morning, like k pons I, I was exhausted, like literally I laid in bed that morning until like eleven am brow for my boo, you know what I mean. I was like ship. But anyways, The tip, ladies is, if you want some excitement and maybe your man will not allow you to get dick from another man, get some different size dil dos and have that man

have his way with your holes. It was a good ass motherfucking time. I I need to hold you. But I was like, all right, I don't know we're doing this again. Bro, all right, calm down. I mean I've never been trained with dildos, but I sucked this one Slovenian guy. Dinny would remember him. I don't really think

a lot of other friends did. I didn't realize he was like as broke as he was until like I got to Italy, like because he kept complaining about the money he was spending and I was like what and he was like, yeah, I could have bought this or bought this, but you know, I wanted to bring you here, and I'm like OK, but he was like, my pussy would have dried up. I was super young too, I was like maybe twenty. So anyway, I sucked this guy and he was my first. I didn't peg him, but

I like stuck dildos in him. It wasn't I wasn't strapped, but he we had a suction cup dildo that we bought and he stuck it on the wall and like sucked me while I sucked on it, and that was a great time. That was almost worth him being him being broken. But you know, broke Dick is a there you go talking about devil Dick because they have nothing to lose. They know that this is what they have

to commit to. Niggas with money don't really care sometimes because they're just like, bitch, you're still gonna because I bought you a bag, which facts okay, maybe yes it's true, but also like broke niggas, and they know why you're sucking it, but you they know there's nothing else but not that. A lot of them need a place to live. That's so they're trying to get moved in with that big old dick ship. Bitch, you gotta mocking laundry. Also, I'll wash your dude. I'm telling you, Dick. Dick makes

me so stupid. Oh my god, Never in my life have I made your decisions like for Dick. Seriously, I think you guys can have a gander that I've taken some drugs being fucked up, but never have I done dumb ship like Dick I've walked, I've bite bitch before. I mean, the the only thing I think I have, yeah, is I flew to Denver. So I flew I don't know how long does that flight to Denver? Four hours or so so they're in back, So they're in back eight hours. I flew there to be there for ten

hours just to get Dick. I got there like one o'clock. In my money, I mean every time because dick, and at least it wasn't broke dick unless you go nah, I don't. I ain't gonna hold you. I had men and broke dicks. But I get lucky because I'll be having some rich niggas, what good ducks. I'll be falling in love in the world. I'm a fixer for dicks, like for for for dudes period, for people like if you're broken, I want to help you. So when nickas

be telling me that they struggles, I'll be like, come eat. Yeah, that was cute when I was in high school. I ain't doing that at almost thirty. But I just know you gotta go with little high school. You know what I mean as someone who's super emo. When I started sucking a coke, digging and the dick is so lit, I'd be like, I don't need money for them, right, Like,

maybe teamwork is not what makes the dream work. Maybe I need you to be a stay at home dad and give me your dick what Like, I don't know. This is just I've had really good broke dicks. I love guys. For those of you who may just be listening for the first time or so, I just want you to know this is why we have made it this far, because we do not think the thing on a lot of topics, and this is one of them. Broke dick in in prison for me, honey. I'm not

saying it's a prison. I'm just saying you'd be dumb off that dick. One time, I sucked the nigga that was broken ship right, and I knew he was because I was like, he's like, what do you feel like eating tonight? And I said something about I was like, oh, there's this dope French pop on my crib. He's like, I'm really in the mood from Mexican. I already sucked him as Dick was fucking crazy big and I was like, yeah, I want to see it again. This nia takes me

to get tacos at a window. No, it's not Corona, and I was like, wow, this entire meal was twelve dollars, and I am insulted, but also like I'm going to fuck him. I have to. I mean, I've told you Nigga came over, dropped a good dick off, and I was cool with Chinese food and gatorade. So it's just I mean, what more can you want from these names? Although New York Chinese food is fire bits, so listen, it's a little upscale. Mr Child's gal. I love New York,

prefer real Chinese over the bourgeois. But here I go New York Chinese and guess what I order, motherfucking honey wings or fried wings and fried rice. I don't even get real Chinese with it. I'd be like fried salt. So now that I live, what was I gonna say? In Brooklyn? I've been like riding to like flatfish whatever to get Chinese food, and every time I go in there and the wings are gone, I know they are the wings fine, it's a ridiculous, well and they know that.

It's all. You don't even have to ask. It's already fried hard. So it's also just crunchy. It's just good. Ain't good them Chinese? They'd be double frying them goddamn wings because be good m s. G Oh No, it'd be good though, them New York wings from the Chinese MSG. And honestly it's worth a little bit of a health risk. I feel this like over and over again. I will say I'm not shaming the vegans. I know a few of you got very upset. I don't care, but the

most I really don't care. It's like that bitch I promote like activeness and working out like just like, just like I want to say for them kids, I hope that yeah they met you know you don't like soy cheese, suck my dick anyway, but find health and that vegan megan cheese is the worst thing I've ever trodden. Like they'll tell you ever, I feel some drag. Yeah, Like I want to say, the cool vegans, like the rasta vegans, like the real kind that flavor their food, I funk

with y'all. But the people that are like newly fucking vegan and just want to tell me about this book they read and all the health benefits and the food is bland. You don't get my respect for pushing that ship on me. And you can't even figure out how to supplement the good food. Caribbean people and Indian people have vegan shipped down to a science. You know why, because they understand what it's called with an ass seasoning. I'm gonna tell y'all, y'all could drag her. This was

her coming from the Vegans. I just said, the vegan megan cheese is gross. But the point will msg will help all little unhealthy ship will help. Also, we do have a very large following in Atlanta, and I just want to say I just had Slutty Vegan for the first time. I had their sloppy toppy which I ain't gonna hold you with spicy and some hollepenos and the gelopanos just burned my mouth. So I was like, maybe I wouldn't do that, but no, I'm just saying I

can't say the gelopanos. They was a little spicy, but it was a good as burger. It actually tasted like meat, and I was like, Okay, this ain't bad. So shout out to Slutty Vegan. Why are you looking at me like that? But anyway, before we get to this, week's horrible decision. We want to let you know that this week's episode is brought to you by none other than Adam and Eve. Adam and Even says the best part

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So anyway, we're gonna get into our horrible decisions. We're gonna run through a few some vanilla ship articles. Some sex in the news. This first one I had to talk about. It comes from the New York Post. It's about a British man whose penis fell off due to a severe blood infection. What he did was he had a new one built and he decided, for whatever reason, to place it on his arm, where he even got

an extra two inches. Um Malcolm, a mechanics, suffered a horrific infection in his perennium that turned his fingers toes and manhood black. He said, I had struggled for years with an infection in my perennium, but I had no idea what could happen. Um, The separated dad of two stated, when I saw my penis go black, first, black penis ain't bad. I don't know why why my penis going black?

You know, never go back. I'm like, damn. So basically what he decided to do when it turned black and eventually fell off, somehow they went ahead and put another penis on, and for whatever reason, I don't know why, he just didn't put it down there with a with a penis goes, he decided to add it to his arm. So, because we these into this weird ship, I want to know, first off, if you would suck a penis on another

part of the body. So say someone added a penis today kneecap or penis somewhere else, would you actually get on top and right? The pen could be good because like I always had a thing for serious anyway, so I would just sit right on that. He be like, let me tell you what for christ. Also, because we all often talk about what we would do for some strange, something strange, for a little bit of change, I was just gonna say, but how much would you fuck a

man who's penis is growing on it. It don't matter. But because if you're doing if you're doing sex work, it doesn't matter what the guy looks like. You're just getting paid for the act. So he's like, babe, you know what I mean. Okay, we gotta put it on our phones. Us. You'll go to fuck a man with a penis coming out of his arm? Low essill go many low us. I'll go when I was in college, because right now I ain't even fucking the good looking niggas for money. So let's go back when I was.

When you was broke, Well, when I was in college? How much would I fuck a guy with a penis coming out of his arm for? Do I have to write it here? When I was broke? Broke? Mitch'll do something? Nope? You ready? One? Two, three was low bitney I get because it's I feel like it's the disability, That's what I'm saying. I feel like, technically I was you know,

I was working good. He was a good little change, but I was like thirty five, honey, technically I wouldn't even count out a sex because what if you just sucking me like this? Let me tell you why I said at ten, because I feel like a lot of people would say no. I feel like thirty is a good regular nigger price. But I feel like I feel like only a regular nigga is gonna get a penis

on their arm. You're not gonna have fucking like if a part of regular sex makes sense, But if I if you have some weird ship that you know a lot of people wouldn't be cool with, Like if you need to wear a fucking plastic bag around yard and hydra dick in the store. I feel like you can pay me a little extra for the experience. Okay, we'll tip me then, but I'll take you for the thirty five. Give me a donation of roses. I'll take it for the thirty five. So the next one actually comes from

mirror dot co dot uk. Um. This one is interesting because it says psychologists explain what your inappropriate sex dreams really mean. UM. So a psychologist has a revere has revealed the meanings behind some of the most common appropriate dreams, such as being cheated on by your partner or having sex with a work colleague. UM from nightmares about being naked in front of a massive crowd of people or being chased by monsters to sex dreams involving people who

are most likely not your partner. There's a lot of weird things that happened while you're sleeping. Um. The psychologists said that it's very common. Um that you're gonna have it a lot. And it says the emotion left on waking is probably the best indicator of whether the dream was portrayed as something good or bad. Which is crazy because I think that that's how I know. Sometimes even if I had a bad dream, if I wake up and I'm like not feeling well, I was like, oh,

that was a nightmare. Um. Although there are dreams I've woken up from and I'm like, fuck, I didn't even get the funk yet. I was just about to funk, but I didn't suck yet. Um. Here's a look at what he had to say about some of the most common dreams. Um that people have family members, so let me see if they have one about that. So okay, well, that would be a dream about sex with someone inappropriate,

so a work colleague or family members. It says that it is not unusual for human beings to be attracted to each other in the generally friendly, long term situation of a workplace or family. There's fantasies that arrived from from flirtations. Um. So most dreams are about our daily lives. Um and when you're sleeping. A main feature is that males have a full erection and women experienced clatorial cultural engorgement.

So any friction can trigger such that of a dream. Um. Oh, like you're telling me, I had shift and then my pussy field and and if those if your body starts to fill arouse, that may trigger why you have dreams that otherwise you wouldn't have. Well that too, of course, I think it's in my head. This is one that I'm interested in, and I want to know, Benson, if you've ever had this dream. They said that some men dream of being pregnant. Have you ever had a dream

like that? Matt, Matt, have you ever had that? Well, it says that sometimes men can feel great empathy with their partner or even experienced symptoms of pregnancy. So in some cases it is a wish fulfillment dream. Now that the strict bipolarity concept of the sexes it is easing, this kind of dream becomes more comprehensible in the symbolic

metaphorical language of the subconscious look. Another possibility that is that it positively represents some much loved and developing project, such as a business idea or building a plan, which I mean that makes sense, like you're starting something new. I think we've referred to this podcast as our baby before. So you know that I've had a lot of dreams with inappropriate like people, but people that I don't want

to fuck, which is yeah, same. Like, I had a really uncomfortable dream about a guy that I was working with, that some oh a guy I was writing scripts for recently when I was in Mexico. I fucking woke up and I was like, oh my god, he's so unattractive. But I kept dreaming that we were fucking and that I was into it. I had dreams did you end up looking at him differently? Oh my god. We got on a zoom call the next day and he was just like, I'm so excited to hear what you've been

working on. I was like, do you have um you ever had or do you remember any dreams about any particular celebrities, because that's my ship, bitch. I don't know why, but I'd be fucking mass celebrities and I got a lot of people I know in my dreams, but my old boss. I used to dream about sucking him a lot. I really don't think he's attractive, but ironically he texted me around my birthday because my birthday st Patrick's Day, so everybody remembers it. I haven't worked for him for

what maybe three years now. He's not that bad looking. He's like young enough to where you could fun him. I'm trying to find it. Not that bad looking. He's like, this is him on the lap. He's not bad, No, he's not bad, not bad. He's not old. He's like I don't want the cameras but he don't care to see. Not bad at all. But he would always like yell at me and he was like really roughed to me, and like, I think that's why I dreamed about sucking him.

So anyway, he writes me around my birthday. He's like, YO, would have been up to dada. How's your show? He follows me on Instagram now and he's like, I had a crazy dream about you get a day and I was like, oh my god, no, oh my god, no, please please, please, please please, And he said that we were roommates in the dream and then we started sleeping together, and I did everything I could not to write him back.

I was like, I was so awkward because I didn't want to tell him I've been dreaming the same thing because and he probably thought it was the alley of the fun. But I want to know if this has happened with you, because I mean, even when my nigga spends the night, and clearly he's been the only dick I've march. Bro, I dream about all my ex niggas.

I've had too many dreams about twenty seven. I've had all these dreams about past niggas I was fucking, And I'm like, I don't understand why I'm not fucking my nigga in my dreams. I'm literally fucking everyone but him in my dreams, because, Bro, it's crazy because he's the only nig I'm sucking and I didn't turn down nigga, Dude, I get Really, I don't want to put these other niggas in my dreams. I'm cutting him off of real life.

Can I not my dream? How sick this is? I can't even believe having to say, because I feel like he would be like, bitch, excuse me, I'm gonna send him to club. Yo, I get caught. Well not okay, I had a dream sucking another nigked I started masturbating. This is last year. I started masturbating and making I was masturbating my sleep. This is very common for me. This is actually a reason that sometimes when I come to Orlando, I don't like to sleep in the bed

with my mom. But I started masturbating and I wake up to dick because I'm playing with my posting, and it was it was sexy, right, But I was masturbating thinking about another nick and then like I started sucking, and I was like, oh my god, I've literally been sitting here, like what if I said a name. So the morning I wake up, he's like talking about how sexy it was that he caught me in the middle of a dream. I was like, oh yeah, Like I still was into Like it's not like I was thinking

about the person. But if he asked you who it was, just say celebrity, just celebrity, just a lie, It's okay, it's remember he asked me, like, what were you dreaming about? I was like, I did be like Denzel, you know, I was watching that movie Denzel. Don't sound like a lot. I feel like Denzel have been in my dreams because

I really like watching Denzel movies. By the way, y'all, I told you all my nigga's oh I call him a baby boomer, but he really Also he's been getting me to watch he old bitch he he owned, yes, but closer to in the middle. But anyway, like he's been getting me to watch these older movies. And he knows I like Denzel so much, so we like laid in bed. He feels like, you know, what's an older movie? Devil in a Red Dress or Devil in a Blue Dress?

Whatever it was. We went through all the goddamn streaming platforms to find it. But it was a really good movie. And I was like, damn, Denzel really looked the same for the last thirty years. I'm like, ship that nigga looked the guy damn same. Whenever I want to watch an old movie, I end up having to pay three dollars on YouTube. Yeah, I hate that. If you if you well, specifically, a lot of the black cinema and thing is like that, Like you can find a lot

of them and shout out to Netflix. Now, um Strong Black Leaders has updated like a lot with Netflix and a lot of black sitcoms and movies and shows. They know exactly My stock with Netflix jump when they announced Mosha, and I was like, we have influence population maybe thirteen and a half. And I think it's number three trending on on Netflix right now. Um. Outside of the show, I'm watching Umbrella Academy, which I really like. But y'all know, I like Superpower Girl, like sci fi ship. I really

like Umbrella. I don't Billboard. It's good, the ship is good. She is good. All right, So, um, what else we're gonna talk about? Brought it up earlier on in the show before we get on out of here. We got a couple of momentutes left. Um, So Carol Baskin's you guys may know hurt from the Netflix show Tiger King really as a whole episode about Tiger King on for fact sake, math, she's sucking psycho. Sure she killed her

and gay, but that show is gods. But let me tell y'all why she is now in the news, and y'all will not motherfucking believe it. Carol Baskin is mad, like the rest of the world, including many politicians at the Whop video. Why you may ask because she feels as though they are exploiting big cats. Hold on, I honest to god, I thought you were going to say because his the vanilla shod. I was like, how are that relatorribal decisions? But his family this was something new

to happen. It has a hundred thousand dollar reward the guy that we think she killed her husband. They just started this reward and she says it's for publicity, So I thought that was the vanilla ship you're doing. Excuse me. Ba Batkin said that the worst part is that the video further emphasizes the idea that tigers and other big cats are both acceptable and desirable pets. Please tell me have a clip of her same cats and now it says that makes every ignorant follower wants to imitate by

doing the same. After tigers are too old for pay to play sessions by people like Joe ex Ootic, they become a liability instead of an asset. She continued, Well, I think most are destroyed behind closed gates at that point. Some end up being given away to people who wants to have a tiger to show off. Either way, it's

always abusive to the cat. So she has a huge problem with the fact Cardi did motherfucking respond because Cardi's Cardi, And she said, she said, Carol, you think you a slick bitch about to start a go fund Me account for Joe. He shall be free. So I just thought it was funny Carol Bassing coming out acting like them. Dressing up in lever print is an issue, as if the whole motherfucking dot, this whole didn't have cat print

on her motherfucking shuts the whole. Goddamn sure, can we have a conversation quickly about how fucking stupid this bitch is. Let's do it. In this show, we watch her complain about animals being caged, and then they show her big cat farm whatever you call it, where they are caged. And I'm just a little bit confused because but you don't have them in the wild either, so there behind cages?

The fuck? What the fund you profit? Excuse me? Your nonprofit profits off of education by showing any zoo any like animal farm is an educational tool. That's how I legalize it. And you have the nerve to call my niggad Joe abusive to animals? He was, he was toxic he ain't none of it. He was toxic. But I would like to say, maybe he ain't killed nobody and you killed he killed them lions, but if they were old, No, Bro, No, No, I don't know, because I don't think animals should suffer.

Like if my dog was suffering, I would kill my dog, and I mean euthanize it. You know what I'm saying. Like I just I'm a firm believer in like I just don't see. That is one thing I'll at least say. I don't think animals should just suffer and be in pain until whenever, like I think that like some animals. Then that's why I really wonder because they kept talking about how he was killing the lions. Now, if he was killing the lions because they were too old to

be like in the shows, that's fucked up. But if he was killing them because they were apparently he was also killing them to make more space for newer baby lions. Hope that's not true. That's what they said, Bro. Even Benson his agreeing. Bro, that's what they was saying. That's what I'm saying. He ain't our nigga. Joe was toxic. Carol toxic and a gay throuffle, Why did he have to do this? And then what didn't he kind of it was kind of suss how his little partner died too,

so we all listen. No, no, no, he didn't nothing to do it. She shot himself, probably watched it on camera, probably put him through hill. Joe was being an awful person. He was on drugs, so that we could say blame that on Joe, because really they were sucking dick for math because they all said they weren't gay. That's what killed me. Let me tell you math. I also but you gotta be like, you know what, Dick ain't that bad? We just heard you say on the last episode. Jer

Man was like, know how you can like Dick? Imagine that being so good. You're like, I'm going it's coke. It's we'd like a lot of people do a lot of things for drugs, period. I do also want to say, um, not only did everyone like from politicians clearly Carol Baskins, a lot of you misogynistic men that have an issue with the wop song. Um. I went to the nude beach with my partner and we're setting up and he

goes to play and of course what is on? Because what came out and we're listening to it and we had a whole conversation about it, and the park ranger comes up to us. It tells us to turn the song and switch it and I'm like, it's the number one song in the country. It's even playing on the radio. Are you serious? And he was like, well, there's families around here, and they have an edited version on the radio, and he just goes into saying like that there's families.

And I just find it crazy because we go to the to the motherfucking beach and the play R and B hip hop fifty, We play the old school Ship, we play a lot of toxic ship from men and it's oh yeah, a good bitch, the whatever, and you coming to me mad at Meg and Cardi rapping up. They just listened to the Sweetheart at a Nude beach.

WHI there's dick and Pussy's sling it. I don't know, so fuck you rangers at the goddamn I remember thinking how funked up it was, like, so I love pop smoke, this is all I listened to my goddamn First off, the fact that we allowed him to just come out and be like, I don't want to say to our word, but we we've seen that song and he said our word and we're like, okay, I know y'all know the pop Smoke song Where's word? I don't want to say the word you gotta do. Anybody got a trouble for

saying the hard word? So I love pop smoke. Um. A lot of rappers that we I listened to have said the effort, including like Megoes and whatever, so like a lot even and y'all know I stand J Coole. J Cole has definitely said the effort. Well, I haven't been that much of an activist to put them off

for that yet. However, I just want to mention I was listening to these lyrics today and it's not so vulgar, but it's so fucked up towards women that I feel like it's hilarious that niggles are mad about a song about sex. In Sweetheart, it was what is his name? Fibio four? In Fibio Okay, he says, who is alive? By the one I fuck? I make it hurt, do whatever works. You're a bitch getting money, you better digging her purse. I'll take whatever she's worth. You're telling me

that that is not that bad. But we're fucking listening to and you know what's fucked up about it. I've been listening to a beat so hard this is when it comes on. I don't even realize I'm sucking and going out purst. It's awful, it's fucked up. But the fact, the fact that the fact that people are mad about a woman just saying she wants you to reach the dangly thing in the back of her dare he does not want to reach it? That is anatomy. What's wrong

with you? Science? Claud cant porn every day. They can't date a porn start they paid to go to this strip club. I don't want no strip or home. Shut the fuck up. I'm so sorry that if you're hear it through this sweet but I am exhausted with y'all. Oh my god, shut the fuck ah, let's go. Are you done? Yeah you finished? Are you done? I'm upset. I want you just want to be sure. Well we

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we are on YouTube. Um, we're gonna work on get in this, y'all close to the day we drop, We're gonna work on it. But guys, we are on YouTube and a lot of y'all say that y'all love to see our reactions. We have great and if people haven't watched us on YouTube players because bitch, you know what I mean. Hey to you, you YouTuber watching this right now and you and you you're gonna love me because I put makeup on today and bitch, I put lashes because really this one only got one more like um

of my individual lash. And I was like, bitch, I can't come in with one lash and a full slash. But I'm getting my lashes done in l at. I literally wore an old T shirt and no underwear. Yeah, I'm getting my lashes redumber not to like in the l A. So they've fallen out and I can't get them redone so I look him as But anyways, y'all, shout out to to all you ladies that were strip lashes. This ship is difficult. This ship took me some time. Um, so shout out to you bitches for really, you know,

sticking true to those strip lashes. Because if I would have started wearing things like that, like eyelashes and like this ship, my my finger was ticking to my eyelid, but I had to keep the lash down. The ship was hard. I ain't gonna hold you, but shout out to all of y'all. Also, we're gonna leave you with a five minute bonus clip from our Patreon. If you want three extra episodes every month, we bring it to you raw, bring it to you straight. You gotta type

in patreon dot com bringing you. We're all no condom and wear a mask though I hate you. Oh so that's patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions. We're gonna leave you with I find in a clip. Thank you for listening to another episode of or Decisions. Although I don't be riding, I thought of the Amazon position hop on top. I want to ride. I do keegel while it's inside, spit in my mouth, licking my eyes. This pussy is wet. Come take a dad, tie me up like I'm surprised.

Let's role play. I'll wear a disguise and here's my favorite part. I want you to park that big mag truck riding this little garage. Okay, this puts the little in yo dick is big. My favorite Cardy line. What I want a gag I want to show. I want you to touch that little dagny thing that's swinging it back in my throat. That was That was cute lyrics. I do like Cardis shoot funny because I actually prefer Meg's album to anything. Do yeah for this song CARTI

by Audi it, but Mike Cardis her words. Like when she talked about like um switching a wig to make it feel like he's cheating, I was like, right, I listen, y'all know I got this whole new haircut. I don't told my nigga he's taking a new bitch. I'm a new I'm a new bitch. I just went from dreads to a motherfucking wig to a motherfucking slip back to a motherfucking pixie funk with me. Anyways, while speaking on

what that's pussy. Um, we've talked multiple times about this, wheezy if you want to click the link I gave you. So there's actually six different reasons as to not only why you're pussy maybe dry, but how to resolve that problem. So this comes from busting it was so dry, pussy shaming America that ship. So basically, if I have vaginal dryness, I can't beat down with CARDI. What's crazy too, is I've spoke just so recently like I felt like, literally like my pussy was going through a little bit of

a dry spell. I know it was if it was my air conditioner, it was if it was the amount of liquor intake I was doing, because we talked about whiskey clits and how liquor can also affect you. Um, and actually too, just with this pandemic stress is also one of the reasons. So I'll read the first one, um, and this is some science ship, but you know, I'm sure it makes sense. So one of the reasons why your vagina maybe dry is due to low estrogen levels.

So typically the walls of your vagina are constantly lubricated by lynn A thin layer of liquid thanks to the hormone estrogen. Estrogen dips during pre menopause and after menopause, which is why so many people experience vaginal dryness during that time of life. Um so. Other reasons why your estrogen may be low includes birth control, breastfeeding, chemotherapy, and smoking cigarettes. Um so of words, if you want to, you know, maybe boost your estrogen levels, you can maybe

take a progress progestion only protestant whatever. Yeah. For birth control, you can maybe limit your cigarette smoking of course. Um that's interesting. One of my home grails told me that she thinks her weed smoke made her pussy dry. Well, I mean ship weed smoking weed makes my mouth dry, so it would make sense it's a fucking damp part of your body. Well she I really like the second

one because it's super basic. It says medications caused actional brightness, but they're talking about anahistamine, so it's like and uh, they say medications, some asthma medications. But that's pretty interesting because we all take these things and never think about it. So band damn, I gotta hangover and a dry ship Well maybe that what does BC powder count? But it didn't detail it man, day, I'm not a fucking doctor. Look, Okay. So the next one, y'all is Shogun's show Grin's syndrome.

This is actually an autoimmune disorder that causes your immune system to attack your moisture making glands. So honestly, if you're one of those people who are like, oh I'm lucky I never sweat or or or or my skin isn't oily, um, this also could be why your pussy

is dry. Like if you see that you are someone with dry glands and you don't um have moisture in your body often this could actually it seems like one of these things that you google and you're like on not Wikipedia, web MD, and you're like, wow, I have it, Like I get really get cold at night and I googled it and I fucking told this naked. I think I got ray nods disease. He's like, bit, you sound like a ray no right now, Like, what the are

you talking about? I think I got everything that I google. Okay. The fourth one I see is irritants, harsh chemicals that could be irritating your vagina And mainly did you stew pH Patty has been trying to tell y'all host stop putting so open your pussy. Stop using your soaps in your pussy. Everyone knows their self cleaning ovens. I think my pussy is like amazing after my period, actually, just because all the junk came out of it and it's

just fucking great. Like specifically, two days after, right when I'm about to ovulate, my pussy is just wow, It's like a one aquafina. But I also love the smell of my pussy.