Ep164: A Dirty Discussion Feat Kiki & Medinah

welcome to another episode of motherfucking Horrible Decisions. This is your girl, Mandy b a k A Pet Stallion a k A Pet that pussy because I'll be playing with my pussy and my other pussy all day, every day. So shout out to all the cat lovers out there. There is a community that I have become a part of that I was not ready for. And I'm with my co host, my bad this bitch is well. I am not Carole Baskan. My name is Wheezy, and I

am childless. Now I ain't gonna hold you. I literally was just like, oh, these states is lifting like allowing people to like go back to regular life. And although I want to hop on a flight immediately, I'm like, fuck, I can't leave my my kitten promoting a couple of days. So I'm looking up like how to fly my cat out with me and looking at the call niggas. My homegirl gets flown out by niggas all the time, and

she'd be like, girl baby bringing that motherfucking cat. I feel like I'm gonna have to bring this cat with me. I come with extra pussy, nigga, what's good? While while we may be discussing three things later on in this episode, I hope my nigga does not want to suck me and my other pussy because I'm not into be theolity, you know what I mean? Like I think, and if he's in the South, he's going to jail. I don't wait, Did be Salty send you to jail? Though I know,

I don't know. Yeah, it's animals, Okay, Well you guys here, you're going to hell jail. You guys here. Two other voices, and I want to give a solid round of applause and welcome because we are doing a cocktails horrible Decisions mash up. So I would like to introduce Finally and Medina from the Cocktail thirty Discussions podcast, What's up are you? Cool cats and kids? I'm so glad to have you

guys here. We have been friends and Pierre's time, Um, Kiki and Medina, we're part of our first live show and I've always I've always sell them the horrible decisions of a t L like I feel like you know and and also shout out to Kiki, I know you helped me with kids, um with the Christmas kids and ship like that in Medina, like I just really I love what you guys are doing and we're just so glad to finally have you on. I just can't believe it took two fucking years. Yeah, no ship in a quarantine.

But she also, y'all are like the black versions of us because y'all know, motherfucker's don't want us to really claim black because we buy racial over here. So I don't know what you're motherfucker's question our blackness all the fucking time. So we got Medina first time. France fair for him, who was our guest last week, is thinking about getting a cat. And also everyone who has sent me like cat tips and tricks. They are black. Black people own cats, bro. Yeah, it's a different kind though.

What the craziest is, I'm thinking about getting a kitchen too, like I thought about it during the quarantine. Okay, can I ask all of y'all's opinions? So I've been asked on Twitter and Instagram. Now they want me to make an Instagram for Body. No no, wait, wait, that's taking it too far in making a pet page. I think you should do it because his story is so beautiful. You got him from the reads, I really did. Story

is so beautiful. Yes, Katie, I'm like, I want to just show you guys a lady that I work with. Oh damn, can I show you We're recording. So we found uh my old co workers and they were like, yo, so and so hit us up. Go check out her instagram. This is I legit thought. I was like, oh my god, this is gonna be Mandy. Mandy didn't have a cat yet, this is her. I g calm down, coma, I put that that was my dog. I put Body in my story, but he hasn't made my feed yet. Okay, why because

by the time you get him an Instagram? So his name is Body because I figured he from the Bronx, right, so he a little hood he a little ratchet. So it just made me think of a bodega, and so technically it's a it's a nickname for bodega. So Bodi bodega. Yeah, yeah, because fucking hood rat And I'm fed up already. I don't know how these motherfucker's have children. He's like the fact that y'all spit whole humans out of your vagina that annoy you to this extent. I couldn't imagine who does, Like,

I don't know people who have kids. I don't know I have kids over here. Tell us about cocktails, yeah, I guess. Tell us about cocktails, um your sexual orientation, tell us about um well, cocktails dury discussions we talk about sex. Um Ours is less educational than y'alls. It's more about us just sharing our experiences, telling stories. Sometimes we get drunk on the show, and that's very, very personal, almost too personal, to the point where sometimes I'll be like, bro,

I was doing too much. But we also talk about relationships, all types of relationships, sexual relationships, friendships, all types of relationships you could think of. Um I like men and women, um I don't want to marry a woman. I want to marry a man. But I do like eating blissy. Why do you say okay, now you know, I just kind of go with whatever I feel like that day. I like it all, Um marriage, yeah, Mirria, man, I've never dated a woman. I don't think I would actually

date a woman. I think it's more fun. You just have sex with that. Well, I mean, I guess I think a lot of people always say that when when they tell me they're bisexual. Well, I wouldn't be with a woman. I'm like, ask for your sexual orientation because I want up sex. We'll see. I don't know what to call it. I think you're on the you're different on the scale, you're absolutely by So like we've talked about our show. I don't know if you guys have

heard of it, the Kinsley Scale. My friends introduced me to it, Um shout out to Christopher, And basically it's a I don't know if it's like eight, like eight levels, but one side is more hetero, one side is more homosexual, and you can change by day, you can change seasonally. Maybe quarantine will have you a little more gay. I

don't know. So, speaking of quarantine. UM. Normally we do icebreakers with our guess, but I wanted to kind of open up and do kind of an icebreaker slash catch up and talk about what sex has been like during quarantine for all four of us, UM, so me and Kiki actually have stories. But before we get there, I did want to ask Medina are you single? And if you're not, are you having sex during quarantine? So I

am single? UM. I thought that I was going to be having so much quarantine that I didn't know what to do with it, Like you couldn't tell me nothing, Like my team was just really built up, y'all. Quarantine came and I got quarantine the first two days of it, and that NIGGD just did like he just totally did a whole smooth hit and quit like we were in fucking high school. I was so fucking mad. Wait, Like he goes to my ask like just how you get ghosted on quarantine? And I went on live and had

a whole rant. We talked about it on the show, like I know show, and I sent him the clip because I was so offended, like how you get hit and quit during quarantine? You sent him from the podcast? Did he reply? He didn't apply for a couple of days, but then he sent me a message and said that he was having technical difficult It was some dumb ship technical difficulties. But it's so busy. How do you say you so busy during a quarantine with the like, no

a musical engineer at that the studios is closed, my nigga? Okay, if he's a music I was gonna saying, well, hold on, maybe, dude, my my old job, my position that I was in there working so much harder because it's I used to work on internet right, like sales engineering, so like they're working just as hard. So I was like, what be the engineer maybe, but not just buying more. I was gonna say, even for me, Um, I used to be an accountant, and I reached out to my old coworkers

and they've been working even weekends, so seven days a week. Um. I worked in the tax department, and even though taxes got pushed to July, they still are working like a busy season. Um. And I'm sure it's taking you longer to do things at home than it does in the workspace, just because working from home just has your mind in a completely different place, you know, so wheezy, what about so okay, so Medina's out here getting ghosted um during quarantine?

Um wheezy. Has there been any change um with you in your relationship with sex during quarantine? No? I think we're just doing the same ship. But there's been a change with me, nigga. I'm like convinced now. So I went for a walk, start talking to this guy outside because we had the same shoes on random. He's like, oh my god, your shoes like so, then he starts telling me how he works for Ticketmaster. I was like, oh my god, well, I'm a podcaster. I can't sell

these shows. And he said that everybody is not expecting to be back up and running until you, and I thought. That morning, I got a call from my old boss who was like, listen, he follows me on Instagram. Now he's like, I know you're not working. Do you want to come in as an implementation engineer because we're actually busier and I actually need somebody again. I was like, now, I'm gonna take care of myself. I can take off to care of myself for like a year, So for what,

let me get back in for the job. Nah, But I think it's just I'm I don't know, I'm feeling stuck. You know, my boyfriend's been helping me through it, but I've been working on something, um just a project, just writing, and now they love it, and the network they wanted is like, we will make a quarantine version of it, and I'm like, I'm good on waiting. I don't give a funk of niggas think I did nothing. I don't want a quarantine version. They're like, no, we'll send you equipment.

I don't want equipment. I want someone else to do it. I'm not about to say in my partment when I've been working for months making ship to then do it on a webcape. Am No, But this is like really the reality now, Yeah, it's crazy, Like for for just podcasts is like thinking of Okay, I know certain states are opening back up, so studios maybe opening back up

because they're not like large event venues. But even figuring out how we're going to continue putting out quality through fucking the internet is hard because things just operate differently on WiFi, especially because everyone is on their WiFi. Um. So I guess I'll share my story and then we'll get into Kiki Kiki story leads to another discussion. Um, But for me, I want to shout out to Daniel

st NSFW. He reached out to me last minute and I had the opportunity to host a virtual orgy, which is something we have talked about on here, and I just wanted to share with you how interesting it was. They had a DJ. I just want to paint the picture for you guys. Um, I also want to shout out to how do you host it? So this is I'm about to paint the picture, bitch, because I ain't gonna lie. I know you and I talked about doing it. Shout out to Daniel. It's a lot of fucking work.

I'm not gonna hold you to host, like to be on the back end producing it, but so as the host, I pretty much like drop the Hey, guys, welcome to the you know, welcome to tonight. This is the DJ. The DJ was spinning while also had his girlfriend in lingerie like doing these crazy moves. But then literally by the middle of it, the DJ was fingering and fucking his girlfriend while playing tunes. Then me as the host, I got everyone comfortable, so I would like we let

enough people get into the room. So there was about fifty people total in the room, probably about fifty six or fifty eight, because there was at least about four couples um. But then I just started with a game of truth or dare. So you have to raise your hand whether you were willing to be on camera, because at any given point only four people could show on the camera. So oh, so you're it's like a lot of Yeah. So it's a lot of watching, and you have to raise your hand to be shown to the crowd.

But when you're shown to the crowd, you also know that at least forty or fifty people are watching you. So here's what we got to watch. We watched a couple of do wax play where the guy burned a candle and dropped wax onto her ass, and you saw her shake every time the wax fell onto her ass. We had one girl shout out to aqua diva. I guess she's a dancer. She got on the pole, I was able to request this song. She took all of

my cash at money. It was only it was only it was only seventeen dollars of the balance left, but I still gave her that seventeen dollars um. The balance. It was the balance. I was giving her my cash app dollars. Then we had another couple shout out to them because they are horrible decisions listeners. I'm not gonna put their names out there, but we thy and I actually met them at our very first live show in

New York. So this couple ended up choosing dare. I'll tell you, bitch, we're gonna have to bring them all hole. I just got an ask their permission, but we got them on and in the dare, he had to go to the refrigerator and pick out a food to lick off of a body part on her. So, bitch, they had cream, so he's licking whipped cream off. Then they kissed each other and then also by the end there was full fledged fucking. So there was full fledged sucking dick.

A woman had a mask on and all you saw was her sucking the funk out of her nigga's dick. Then you just saw two, two or three couples total had sex on camera. How black was it? So, I would say it was mixed because the stripper was black, the couple was I would say Indian and Latina. There was a guy there. I would say, I don't want to say. Were they were brown? Um? Yeah? Like I said, the dancer was black with an afro. Um. The couples that had sex, the three couples were white. Um. And

then there was another guy. I would say he was Middle Eastern. I had him strip and dance, so he was just letting his little Danie lang slam. So it wasn't the good thing about Daniel though, is he's said even on our platform and he came on um that diversity was important to him. I'm not gonna lie. It was a super diverse like white ship. Like for some reason, two of the couples were dealing with nipple clamps. I've

never dealt with nipple clamps. I don't like. And so I was just like, okay, this is the white person aspect of this ship because but it's not. We are d stigma. Okay, well, bitch, are you out here playing with nipple clamps? Someone? Did? I feel like I would like it? Still I don't because I don't like mine play with that much. Yeah. Ever had someone be like, hey, let me clamp your nipples, like see even what do you say? Wait? Okay, so what is what is the

black way to say? Let me clamp your nip thing. No, that's the point, just the whole TI. Okay. So so, Kiki, if you can share with us, um, maybe a story that you have a secondary quarantine sies. I do. I have a few, actually, because I said quarantine was okay, because quarantine wasn't gonna keep me down. Um okay, So this was actually part of my cocktail, but I'll revisit it for you guys. Um. So, basically the other day I was really going through it. I was extremely horny,

I was feeling upset. I text some friends who I thought could relate, and we were all agreeing that it's just too much. We were about to make bad decisions. We were like, you know, Nick's gonna have to share horrible, horrible decisions. Yeah, um I was. I made some, and so did some other people. Anyway, So by the grace of God, or maybe wasn't. God probably wasn't. But my one of my fun buddies cost me right. Nice guy. I enjoy hanging out with him. He's funny as funk, right,

So he's like, well, what are y'all doing? Are you by yourself? I was like, no, my friend Drea has been here because we decided to be quarantine roommates because we just didn't know how long that she was gonna last, and we was gonna go crazy. Right, so she's been here, he was like, want y'all can come over. So I know I'm not supposed to be leaving the house, but I did. Um, So we leave and we go over there, and um, I mean, at least you like left the house to just go right. And the last time I

went to his house, he's spray me with lifesaw. He's always a very clean person, so I figured, you know, that's very sweet. Life's not gonna be with kill niggas. Nickas is really spraying they faced this body party. He's spraying that you. I can't believe that you're giving pussy to a nigga. Please, I wanted to dick and I got it. Okay, Um, I'm not buying cats from the crackheads to cure my lonely. I'm not doing that. Maybe

you wish you could be. So anyway, UM, we go over there, we're hanging out and everything, and then somehow, I don't know what I remember, he sent me a text message. That's what started. I don't think I said this on our show. But he sent me a text message and he was like, take your panties off. I want to eat your pussy right now. So I was like sexy, and I was about to but then I was like, you know what, let's got to the sauna first.

So he was like, yeah, okay, we'll go to the sauna, so, so and and and this is while you're at his house. It's downstairs, okay. So I was like, Dre, you want to come to the sauna lux on us and our poor niggas. Okay, So we go down there and he was like, let me get y'all some towels. So we just took all of our clothes off because just like it's gonna be hot in there anyway. Right next thing, I know my foot and it was fine, um, but he starts in massage at my feet and then I

look over. Drea has nothing on. She has taken the towel and wrapped it around her braids and she's sitting up there posing just titties out, pussy out, everything's out. So I was just like, okay, well, I think we're done in the sauna. So everything was out, so I think we're done in the sauna. Let's go to the shower. So I really like taking showers at his house, but every time I leave, I look crazy because I think I'm in a commercial and I want to wash my hair.

So at this point I had clippings in and they weren't even good quality clippings. But you know, it's been a struggle cuts quarantine. So we're in the shower and uh, I got in first. He gets in, and then Drea was like, she was looking like can I come in? And so he was like, you're not gonna come in? She was, but she wasn't like square up with her. Well I'm not gonna do that, but um she was like, well, paky, do you mind, Kenna. I was like the marrier, it's

a very large space. So after a while, uh, another humble fla. I didn't want to come home, but anyway, Um, so we're in there and like everybody's kiss in. There's a lot of pussy licking. He bathed us too. I forgot about that part, and I'll skip some of the details, but we ended up in the bad. He couldn't really handle two women, because I don't think that that was his original plan. It was just gonna be me so at one point he had he had dick for one not too so at some point he comes back with

baby oil. Andre was making all of these demands about who needs to pour, what where and all this stuff and it was just a great time. And then he woke us up in the morning. He gave us the bed what we're still I was, yeah, um, but I like that want to and it was good. Uh So, anyway, he woke me up in the morning with breakfast. He cooked us a beautiful breakfast spread. We had waffles, chicken, bacon. It wasn't eggo waffle. That's still a waffle, but but

it wasn't homemade home. You ain't telling the story, you said, I didn't tell you a Belgian waffer and I didn't. Okay, he cooked the chicken because it was really left over from the night before. But besides so he could well, I guess that makes up for the bottom now and again, all right, okay, I'm talking here, I am talking ship and my nigga looks at me everyone and like what

you got to bake? So look, I appreciate it was a kind excellent customer service five out of five stars, highly recommend He brought the hooka to the bedroom, which we're hooka host lots of types of hos, but we had that. It was just a great time. And then we left and we came back and well, y'all, did

y'all feel weird? So I wanted to talk about that because real quick, if y'all don't know, I am currently in a group chat called Eskimo fam and we decided that because we are all friends, let's figure out if we have sucked the same nigga at any point in time. So it's been determined that while a lot of us are Eskimo sisters, me and Kiki were not Eskimo sisters until she called me to tell me this story. And then we realized because of this story, we now share

a body. Um, but it's not so. Drea was supposed to be my girlfriend in the mix, and now I feel like I had to share her with with Kiki, And I don't know how I feel because now I'm like, wait, I don't came a Kiki like, So are y'all sleeping? Like about the cuddle? Like I really felt from type she faced. I mean the other day because we were in bed together, me Andrea. This is before anything happened.

We had really just slept and she's like, wait a minute, and Drea in the bed next to you, what's going on? I was like, girl, how can you relax? I only have one bed, so just no, just no hold on. But when you told the Drea story, well you didn't say your name is yeah, I didn't share that. You were like, I really missed Dick. I realized I can't be even the miss I told you so. So when I have sucked Dreya, me and her were even thinking of a nigga we could come to join us that night.

But every time, like I get into a threesome, I get hot and bothered, but I really want to be penetrated. And when me Andrea fucked, bitch, I ain't have the strap. She ain't have like a full strap or nothing like that. So I was just like, damn, I really want to get fucked. But Drea was so much fun. So now that I know she don't fuck, you want one of your niggas, I didn't me a threesome, bitch the bullshit

y'all really got a whole sex. Oh you gotta fun When I'm are not calling her in, hey, we both fun. White boys he didn't have right, No, I'm not gonna wait, No, I was gonna say this is this is funny because I don't think a lot of niggas, like I know, a lot of guys maybe find out they're messing with the same girls and it's easier, and normally they think we're so emotional and like literally we over here like, well, bitch, we fucked. Is that you had a threesome? Bit you

owe me a threesome? And bit I like my niggas got big dick. You want to come niggas like okay, now saying that your nigga don't have a big dick. Look at kikiS Like, well, says you'd be dealing with gargants. So I don't want to fund them big dick niggas. I just know that after all of this talk about Escamo sisters and you telling me the details about you Andrea, and then you Mandy sharing the story about you Andre it When I went to sleep last night, I had

a dream. I had a wet dream that me and Mandy were stuck in a desert and for some reason, I was like falling into sand dunes and there was sand like falling over me, and then Mandy was behind me and she was pulling my legs and you started eating my pussy and we were drenched in sweat and then started hold on and then wait, and I was like we were sweating, and I was like, why did I have this type of dream. It's the sauna. It's

the sauna. That's what made me. You had a dream that you were falling into sand dunes and I was so thirsty that I was trying to eat your recording with Mandy and it was sauna. That better? Be it, bitch better. I'm gonna tell you right now, me and Medina gonna have sex one day. Let me let me tell you how. I know because me and my Nike Callendina right and she's sucking lit and no she's sleep but she's like, right now, I want to know. So this bitch is deadass knocked out. She had no makeup on.

This was not like she she even had times three rings. She had full on lingerie on. I was like, yeah, I just sleep like that. Oh my god. So he was like, damn, you look really good. She was like yeah, And that's what BIT just be saying before you find we're gonna Medina you're wait, wait, Medina, she's adding her boyfriend and so you're ready for the three sims off ripple What I got? Well, I definitely feel like we have to all go to dinner first so I can

see the vibe. I got a vibe with Weezie loves taking bitches hold on. But Medina knows I'm not Tackie, so I would never ever just kind of no. I'm all about the energy and the vibe, and plus you know we're all just gonna get li shrewms right. Whatever happens, I don't know, but I just know energy, energy, Ki, Kiki or Kicky and Dry I'm about to hit them with the um. I need your full names and birthday here and meet me here many flying hell out. I

love getting question. Would you with Mandy and Kiki? Would yall ever have a threesome? You KICKI? Mandy and Drea? Would y'all ever have a three girl three summer? Do you need a nigo? I feel like for that I would need and I'm not gonna lie. It's funny that Kiki was talking about how Drea gives direction, like this is bro y'all know I'm normally the domb bitch. Dreya

dom the funk out of me. She was telling me what to do, and I was like, okay, all right, Like Drey is very dominant in the bedroom, and so I feel like I need that masculine energy just in there somewhere so I can feel like I'm in control of something. Ship y'all think I'm a dom Dreya. Drea will tell you what to do. Come over here and eat this pussy. No, like she she she decides when

we're changing position. She would tell me if I needed to add fingers in, She's like, no, hit me right here, or like she directs, she will tell you exactly what you Okay, I'm good. Well I let Nigga's direct. But I was just gonna say when Mandy said that, So I just did an episode with Kiki for their Patreon and she literally said the same thing about Dreya. Oh yeah, Da is very like direct and bro. She was like,

she ad him anymore. She's still bossing him around. Give me some ice cream, You'll give me some more baby oil. Threesome personality. Actually, you know what my threesome personality. I'm very like if I'm not that into her, but I'm just into the energy. Like I'm probably the one who's more bossly, but when I'm into her, I like it to just be like me and the chick, and like the nigga has to like almost interrupt and then tell us what to do. I get super just you know,

kombay about it. I'll just be doing everything to everybody. I'm a box eater, I like sixty nine and then a dick just goes in on one side. I don't know who's gonna get it. Yeah, like ch any Ways, I want to get into We are going to do a double version of Vanilla Ship, and this is because we have a cocktail mashup and something that you can expect when you listen to the Cocktails podcast is something

that they do called weird sex. So for our Vanilla Ship, I decided to find um something that was weird in the news, but also give you guys another thing about Vanilla Ship during the coronavirus. So for the first one, it says that a dad to be discovered that his pregnant wife is his half sister, but they want to keep the baby. A man claims that he is that he and his pregnant wife have found out that they

are actually brother and sister. Posting on Reddit, the man, who was twenty four from England, claimed that the couple had been horrified to discover that they are actually half siblings after being together for eight years. UM. He wrote that he didn't want to reveal how they found out, but they added that they had confirmed um that they

were half siblings during a d n A test. He explained, only his wife's mom had admitted to him at a rough moment who her daughter's biological father was, and the piece of the puzzle kind of fell into place. It's funny because I think I saw this conversation going around Twitter. I want to know Wheezy or Kiki or Medina the person that you're currently fucking Wheezy your boyfriend, Kiki, the person you just had a threesome. What would you do

if you found out that biologically y'all was related? Absolutely not. I would a second break up? Oh, you would break up this family? How do we even move forward? I want to have kids? Wait? Wait, wait do you already? So I was gonna say I would break up with him because I want to have kids eventually, and I feel like the chances of you know something, I also know. I'm but we already if we already had a kid and it was eight years, well, no, they found it.

So they've been married for eight years and they're pregnant. Now this is their baby and they just found out that their brother. They've been married for mary. Okay, well you asked me about my nigga. I'm asking you about your nigga now, like you really like him, if you found out that he was your brother by some mysterious way, maybe, no, bitch, I'm not staying with him. No, you're gonna. I mean, I feel like if I really like nobody, like you're gonna stay with your brother. But my my half bro

like my daddy. I mean, what if my daddy was a hole and just was out here having well he probably does have kids. But I'm not gonna get with my brother. And that's why I need to start asking niggas to take the ANCESTR DNA test. So'll just pop up and send me an alert. And I'm telling you right now, if I found out that I was sucking my brother, I am gonna change my whole life around. I'm giving my life to God. I'm I am. You're gonna see a whole different day. What happened to Medina?

So your life ain't the guy right now? But I ain't been baptized, y'all, don't judge me. I was going from cocktails, so holy Hill, I'm gonna change my whole life around. I would be like, wow, I'm really doing too much. I need to talk more, and oh wow. So the second I'm embarrassed, just really, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you, like but eight years and I was pregnant and this is like the love of my life. And then I just find out we we only have siblings. Maybe, bro, like,

it's only half. Are you going to tell your kids? May? Are you naked? What not? Naked? I got a little tuth top, doesn't it seem a little tooth top? Like YouTube is gonna ban us neither shoulders, And if they ban us, then we have a class action lawsuits because these are just shoulders. You are not going to discriminate against me because of my shoulders. Okay, shoulder tips. There's no tips, Bros. I barely have cleavansh this is like clee. This is clean with no vidge. Okay that the body

had the big is at the bottom. So I wanted to get into our double Vanilla Ship. Also, if you guys are just listening to us for the first time, coming here from Cocktails, we have a segment called Vanilla Ship where we do sex in the news. We found this one from Vice dot Com says that you want to read it. Yeah, you gotta pulled up. I don't know if you had it because you have the other one.

By the way, y'all, I just want you to know that I am so concerned, Like i've I'm known for interrupting on this show, and I'm sorry, but I get super excited and I keep trying to look and hope that there's not a one or two second delay before everybody. Now we're good. I feel good. Okay. A California sex toy company just donated it's medical fetish stock to hospitals. So as we all know, either you know, we're down on masks and shields and gloves. So this company, XR

is the is the name of it. Sex Toy Distributing donated the face shields, the gloves that are actually used for anal play for playing out role play, and the latex that you can put on to completely cover yourself like for surgery and ship. And now they're not saying that like doctors have used this, but the main issue with it is like we all might be using the same mask. However, in the hospitals there need to be

swapping them out constantly. So these people are donating that, and I guess if they run out of like hazmat suits and ship, then I think it's hilarious because I think we probably have talked about this Kinker fetish before,

like kind of like the doctor play. So basically there's a whole fetish about wearing the mask, the latex, the gloves and feeling like you're in the hospital and you get just imagine though, like you're in the hospital, let's just say emergency room because whatever, right, and then the doctor comes in and he's got on a mask and it's got a little red X at the bottom and you're like, is it like a what is that? What's

that design? Nigga? And then imagine if they come in with black gloves up to the elbow and you're just like, oh, this is kind of porney. Let me ask you this. Have you ever been fingering into glove on like a like okay, I haven't it really good? I don't can I can you please share how you got fingered with a glove that you didn't get mad if it wasn't this story? And so I met this girl. I told this story a long time ago. I think I'll on cocktails what I had left out a large portion of it.

When I had moped to Miami, I didn't know anybody. I was horny a ship. So I got on craigslist. And you know how you can look for sex and like pay for sex on craigslist, You remember watching the story. I was that desperate. So I met a girl who was a stripper and she was like selling her pussy

and I was not gonna pay for it. So she was like, we'll send me some real pictures of you and send me a video so I know you're real and if you're actually this pretty, yeah yeah yeah yeah, but they weren't the dusty kind of can't have the dust on them, do you know, bitch? That means you got should I should I get the dish? I was about to say she got, she got she got dishwashing gloves? Though, yes, I gotta step over here, like ready when you are da?

So I went and I met her. She's I sent her in the pictures in the videos and ship and she was like, Okay, you're really pretty. I won't charge you. It was very cool. So I went to go meet up with her. I thought I was gonna die. I literally was like, if something happens to me, could you just imagine like someone calling your mom and telling them the story of you going to meet somebody for sex and you got killed or robbed or something exactly, You're

gonna be embarrassed. Would believe it would be like, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna like the flute out or the meat in a stranger off of data napp, and that's how I die. I don't think it would come as a surprise to anybody that knows me. I'm not gonna lie. Damn, I feel like, really die? Where was Where was she at? Oklahoma? What do y'all keep bringing up Oklahoma? I'd be so mad. I don't know. Oklahoma is like a thing that keeps getting brought up.

But yeah, bro, if I just mysteriously dyeing like Utah Jazz, Portland's Trailblazers, Bronco n niggas, know why I was in those random n ass fucking cities. So okay, back to Medina. Long story short. I get to her hotel. I check it out because I'm not a dumb bitch. I'm kind of dumb, but I'm not dumb dumb. So I go into the bathroom. I checked the shower and make sure you no Nigga's gonna jump and rob me. Check the closets on under the bed, all that ship. We're laying

on the bed. We just start kissing. We go right into it. I was horny and ship. She goes, have you ever been fingering with gloves on? And I was like no. She's like, can I do it to you? I was like sure. Maybe she was really planning on killing me. I don't know what happened, but she put a glove on, snapped it on her wrist and started fingering. She was just she was just a real sex worker. She was protected. It was very sexy, like it was really sexy, and it felt really good, like I would

do it all over again. Look, I think all of us have looked. All of us are just like so getting fingered with a glove felt and it was it has to be a black glove so you can see, like all of the juices and then she like licked it off. It was and then she licked it off and then I don't know why, but once I found out the glove was black, I was in because I imagine, you know, like if you're getting creamy and ship, Yeah,

she let it get really funny. I was like, all right, you nastiest hell you want craigslist fucking Craigslist killers with black gloves. Honestly, I've heard so many Craigslist story shout outs to when my great friends. I don't even want to say her name because she gets so embarrassed at this story. But I went to her birthday party like two years ago, and there's she's like, oh my god, that's my longest friend, even friends for nine years. I'm like, how did you guys meet? And they both get weird

and I'm like, I know she ain't suck her. So the next week or something, she's like, I didn't say anything because like I really want to go out one night, and mind you, she's black, there's some white girl ship. She's like, I really want to go out one night, and I just put a post out and we went dancing and we met on Craigslist. And now we're friends

nine years later. It's so weird because there is like a friend's space in Craigslist, so you can meet people for sex, you can meet people bitch, because I'm not going I don't think you could do sex anymore, not anymore. But I know, like I've found a lot of my hair girls on Craigslist. I found a lot of It is a risk. It is a risk, um, But yeah, like Craigslist has the seat. But to find a friend on Craigslist, to find a bitch on craigslist? How desperate?

She said? It was desperate? Can I be honest with y'all, Um, not that desperate? You don't think that's okay? Let me tell you what when we were in Puerto Rico the first time that we went on vacation again, they're right. So this was one of the times where we just didn't take someone home, but we were like fucking lit. It's like seven am. We're feeling nasty. Bitch, just add all I had running through me. I'm like, Dad, that's suck somebody. He's like He's like, damn, where we gonna

find And I'm like, I don't know. I hit out one of my home girls who I know as a whole, and I'm like, yo, you know any bitches in Puerto Rico. She's like, yeah, let me see how much? So she don't hang me back. So I'm like, can we go on Craigslist? Like how do you look for a bit? So we're on arrows nigga we fell asleep with He was like like, feel like that you would you would say Maria back. I had to be your first name though, because I am trying to not not say a name

that doesn't relate to the culture. I am trying to be the culture. So I'm talking about Puerto Rico. Maybe for example, if I talked about Atlanta, I would say for Hita, don't do this, Okay anyway, what's what's the New York name or a Florida name? Since he went to Rashida for Georgia. Ho oh Florida again. J I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Aquita. A lot of a lot of Aquitas. I ain't gonna. I had a lot of Nikita friends um and New York names. I don't

really know New York. I just feel like Jessica because that takes up all of the the ethnic like the Dominicans the Puerto Ricans. I feel like there's a Yessica or Jessica and everything white. Jessica, there's white stuff. When you said you hit your friend up and you knew she was a hoe, and I just wonder if I've ever been hit up, and they're like, hit up Medina, shea ho. That's what I was thinking about too. You're that girl. No, no, no, no, she's a professional home.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't Actually, to be honest with you, I've hit up Ali xx. We've had her on the show. When I was like out somewhere, I think it was in Miami, I was like, yo, like what's up? Because I didn't really want to like court a bit and it wasn't in the mood for that kind of sex with a woman, Like I wanted something more raw and rough and like come through the hotel room. That's fun. So I wanted to pay hit up Ali, but the other girl I noticed a whole um. She gave me

some numbers. And it's funny because we woke up at four pm and they're like, do you still wants to come? I'm I'm not gonna lie. Medina picky like ship wheezy me I think at one point we were hit up as the whole friends. I ain't even go I know for a certain fact, for the last decade, i'm everyone's whole friend. That they'd be like my boyfriend. I don't know if he'd like once they get boyfriends. I know that I'm the whole friend because I'm the friend they

niggas don't want them to be around. So I already know what it had happened. Even if I'm not the paid whole friend, I'm the whole friend with her, Like, no, I don't want you to hang out with her no more. But anyways, I feel like I'm a good hole. Like I feel like niggas be like, I know you ain't ship, but like, just donna put that in my girl, be like, no, I respect your unit. I was about to say, like,

I'm a hope, but I got degrees. I'm gonna make sure your your your your girlfriend getting some money like or something. No, what do we fucking Anyways? I wanted to get into our next segment. Our next segment is called hord derv So during this segment we give sex tips and this one I found, which ironically I found before coming across one of our home mails, which I'm gonna tie into, and then I want to ask you guys if you've ever done it before you give sex tips.

So the sex tip or the hord derv for this episode is dry humping. So dry humping might be thought of as an awkward tine activity from high school days, but as many people find dry humping as an adult actually slaps who the simulation is on point and it's not too direct in case you have an overly sensitive clitteress and the hotness of keeping your clothes on and still pawing at each other is a mental turn on

to um. I guess before I get into one of our listeners stories about dry humping, which she's actually calling it a fetish, I wanted to know if Wheezy, Medina or Kiki any of you guys were into dry humping. You know, it sounds like a childish game, and I used to do it when I was a kid. When me and my friends to play boyfriend and girlfriend, we would always kump each other. But even house. We called a boyfriend a girlfriend I called a house, but I caught a house. I even to this day, I love

a good four plan. I love humping a knee. I love humping anything. For even when I go to sleep by myself, I have a boyfriend pillow, I'd be humping my pillow. It feels I will hump a knee like not is your clip? Is your clip super sensitive? I think it's become super sensitive because like when I use my vibrator, I naturally start on level six or eight. I don't gradually get to the high levels. I just

start on the high level because mine is. And I feel like that's why I like humping, because I don't even need the actual friction I mean just needs to be like I mean, it's gone to the point where I can come without like the I don't even need you to penetrate me, like I can hump and come with a man there. I mean, I feel like I feel like like I get I get a little hot

just by like rubbing up on a man. I don't say I would do humping, but like if we're out in public, if I just didn't, and you know, most of the niggas they waste come up to my face. So I'm really like rubbing with a thighs my pussy on eight thighs. But like all like glided over them, and that makes I think just the body contact actually turns me on. You know what I mean? Do you like humping kicking? No, I don't. I want to have the dick inside of me or some fingers. I want

um body parts to touch without the clothes. I don't just want to be rubbing. It's gonna call them like I'm too old for that. I love it. It's not for its fat hump bro. I literally did it Saturday, like I was obulating and he was working on some just side project guys going on, and I just came up to him. I was like, I know you don't want to me because you just sucked me. He was like, chill, like you're good, Like of course I always want to suck you. He's like, just give me a minute. I

was like, okay. So I just told him to like relax with his laptop on his stomach and keep working. And I was just hoping that niggad and I'll still fun. You know, I like humping. I'm not gonna lie. I'm hoping it's school. So I wanted to share this. I'm not going to share her name, but real quick, um and this falls into kind of our whole confession that we normally do at the end, but it tied into this hord dirt, so I wanted to share it. Um.

They refer to the fetish as a dry hump. Um. She says, Hi, Mandy and Wheezy, I'm a big fan of the show, and thank you so much for continuing podcasting during COVID. It makes a difference for my anxious ass and keeps Monday my favorite day of the week. I am writing in to share a fetish that I'm wondering if you have spoken about on your show, I would be happy to talk about it. But side note here it goes. I'm a queer woman and I rarely sleep with men. I prefer women for mostly everything as

far as anything pertaining to into personal intimate relationships. However, when I want to quench my dry humping thirst, I prefer a man in the equation. It's very frustrating, however, because I'm rather masculine and I don't really prospect um prospect men generally speaking. Generally speaking, and rely on porn. Also, sex with men feels more like using a toy for me, so I have to be transparent about that with potential

male partners. However, most seemed to care about feelings involved, etcetera. And I don't like the idea of being my toy. Definitely humbly broke stereotypes of me, so I end up having to recycle the same porn all the time, and it's getting to the point where I'll replay a few seconds in a sex scene when the guy's bowl just still in his pants, hardest fuck and a girl is rubbing it. I also love grinding with men on occasion. I love the sensation of them getting hard on me.

A part of it definitely pertains to the idea that I'm turning them on. And I'm also a top, so I feel a sense of control role um and she gets into this feeling, and I guess it's it's interesting because I have the idea that maybe she's more dominant or stud projecting. Maybe she could be a fem lesbian

as well. Humping is scissoring, it is, but she said that she really only likes to hump with men, And she said that I think she gets the she gets turned on by feeling them get harder in their clothes, even though she doesn't want to go forward with penetration with it. I don't think that's weird. It's like she's attracted to the penis being there, she just doesn't want it in her. That makes sense to me. Yeah, I

guess that kind of makes sense. I actually don't like scissoring, like I like humping, but I've scissored before and I don't like it. I'm like, just we're just both like grinding our vaginasm. I'll be like, I don't get it. You gotta get it when it's good, you gotta get like yeah, okay, wait so wait wait wait wait wait.

So I was about to say, well, we're on a horrid derve tip before we get to where both of you guys drop your sex tips, before we get into the horrible decision we do you have a scissoring tip for Medina to where she may enjoy scissoring more just wetness, like I like, you have to make sure it's like low key, like lathered, like if your spit is lathered

up in the pussy enough, like you're gliding better. Because the thing about um scissoring is that friction isn't always the best thing, Like I think with sex with a man, sometimes friction could be good, like condoms can be too wet and you may not feel enough. But with scissoring, I think because you have more room, like I can get on your thigh and get messy, like just loving it up as good. What's um, I'm curious to know. Yeah? Yeah, do you guys have any sex? Do we have any

sex tips? Um? I would say stretch because let me tell y'all. One time I had to invest in the chiropractor for about a year because I got sciatica after I was fucking this one nigga in Houston. And I mean, I don't regret it. What I do it again? I have way a nigga made you get in your bad that ends up getting it's it's a nerve in your back and it ends up getting pinched or something like that, and ship is just out of whack. But it it

feels like a shoot. He really broke your back, bit and I think him forward all the time, but it sends a shooting pain down like your back and it went all the way down to my ankle. I was walking funny. I haven't right now, dude, haven't Your back is killing me? What if I got sayidica? I feel like the girl I diagnosed my so basically I got sayadica cancer. I hope not cancer, but yeah, definitely a stretch. Drink lots of water beforehand. You can be extra juicy.

So my sex tip is, and this is a lot of y'all are going to hear this and be like, no, fuck no, I really like, you know, booty play and if you don't want to, let like and I just want everyone to know that, like if you don't want to dick in your ass. Lately, there was a married couple that I was sucking and her husband loved like she wouldn't let him do it, but I would let

him do it. He loved like putting his finger so deep in my ask where like I literally felt like I could come and felt felt like I could feel it coming up out of my mouth, like he put it so deep in there, and it didn't hurt because it's a finger, it's not like a dick, and it was the sexiest thing. It made my pussy so wet, like literally dripping wet, and he would just like tease me like boot boody, like it is such a great

sex tip to get things started out. Every now and again, he said, sometimes he would get some ship on his fingers, but you just, you know, keep a little wet wipe on the side so you can wipe it off and then start the sex. It is incredible. And I just tell y'all, y'all don't know, but Medina's nickname is Madonna because I think she really like has got like scat is a fetish for her, but she hasn't admitted to it, because I really think that she really enjoys ship being around.

Do you not have a male friend but do not? I really don't you need them to teach you about your asshole because they might get it. You can stop. I told her, like, when I have niggas played with my ass, I feel like there's not ship everywhere. But I think Medina Loki likes to see the ship, so I don't think she's gonna try to get rid of Maybe it makes you feel like, look, you got so fucking deep. The nastier that sex is, the more like intrigued I get by the experience that we're about to

have so showers. I am like, I can't do the Golden shower. I've tried, but my body won't let me pee on someone. But I like to get pete on not all the time thing. But if you want to do it, I'll be like, hold on, if you don't get into my hair, don't get it in my hair. So if you like that, I get it because it's messiness. No, but she'd be like do do not? Like? Hold where have you been peered? Specifically as far as on your body and the ace where you at their house hotel?

I was at his house and he peeped on like I told him, don't go above the collar bone. But of course a little bit splattered. Of course, a little bit splatters on your lip. But I was like, okay, cool. But he stood over me on the bed and he peeed and he like just pissing and got all over the bed and stuff, and then it was really sexy, like it was really on the bed. Wait did y'all start? I smelled like for a couple of days. But that

is so grossy. I have never let nobody. I don't know if this's her voice, but I'm like, this is not that right now. It's because she's trying to put it so innocent. Yeah, So then he peeted on me and I smelled like a bum for three weeks. But it's okay because it was fun. Just try it. I'm pet on somebody. That was fun, but I feel somebody too, but my my pussy wouldn't like. Mentally, it took a while, like I had to go the mental her vagina, her vagina's brain. Apparently, I had to go run and sit

over the toilet. I feel like, okay, I'm sitting over at toilet. Then when it was ready to come out, I had to hold it and run back to the shower to piss on him. That ship was hard. I didn't have to do that. So I I had a peeing conversation recently because I think we were around Nah. Y'all said no, no, no, we really said we can't do three things golden showers it is. That's a good point. Nah. Somebody was like, what episode should I start with? So I said, do one of the top tens and then

we hung up. I said, yo, I just realized the top ten is one where me and Mandy made this bet about who we gets it on, who get Piste onto that. I think I might have said this a little bit in the last episode, but he was like, so, what do you mean, like you need to get paid this much to get pete on. I was like, well, not if it was you, but like still and then he was like you let me pee on you and I'm like no it and he was like what about

below the neck? I'm like maybe, look, but now suddenly I've been like, at what point will we start doing ship like this? And then I brought it up like a day later. Right, I'm like, have you repeat on a bit? She's like in the shower but like it was like a jokey thing. I was like, right, but like a sex thing. Wait, how do you jokingly pee on? Somebody broke in the shower and it's just like I'm gonna on you and they let a little bit out and you're in the shower though, so you're not mad,

you're niggareau. But because I don't understand, I like having nasty sex. Like we understand, now we didn't understand. We understand, but nigga wait wait, you know we under the nigga is not jokingly he is on your bower or in the toilet. You never sat on the toilet. And then he comes too, so so that so that I had

done but we were drunk, So yeah, I stand. I just shared this with um on the episode with Corey b He wanted me to piss on him, and we never discussed him pissing on me because it wasn't what he wanted. He just wanted me to pay on him. But we when we got in from the club which I was taking a piss on the toilet on a night that we decided I wasn't gonna piss on him and brought He came and started pissing fee and it went down my titties into the toilet and I didn't

like it. I didn't like it. I thought for days, like a kindergartener, she had it all in. Wait, have you felt like a kindergarten used to be used to in the bed for a very long time, So maybe I'm just accustomed to this. Maybe it's nostalgic to you. Yeah, I'm weak. Anyways, Before again, before we get into the horror decision, I wait, you both dropped your UM sex tips, so we are going to get into the horrible decision. And guys, the horrible decision for this week kind of

brings I guess our platforms to tenfold. I mean, UM cocktails has been out I would say three and a half four years if I'm not mistaken right, and we just we just extended our three year anniversary and oh, I guess we've reached it. But I'll just be like this, feel like I'm using big words. So okay, extended wasn't right, just extended our anniversary because we was gonna be done

with each other, but were like life, we kept going. Uh. But um, we reached our three year anniversary in March the last month, and I wanted to kind of have the conversation about black women, especially today, taking hold of your sexual empowerment, women empowerment and kind of how the podcast has affected how we view sex and how it's kind of interrupted or helped our dating. Um. And so I guess I want to start with you guys. Um. The first question to you guys again, your podcast is

very similar to Horrible Decisions. Do has your podcast affected you negatively at all in terms of the partners or dating that you guys have had over the past couple of years. I would say, yeah, Um, whenever I meet someone new and they know about the show, where they find out about the show because everybody wants to follow everybody on Instagram and all of that, But whenever I

meet him and they know about it. I feel like they're either trying to prove something or I don't know, like they're trying to prove something, they just start acting weird. I don't like it. I um, it has absolutely had some negative effects. I it's gotten to the point now where if I meet somebody new, I don't even I would like to not share my Instagram if people are really heavy on like wanting to know my Instagram. I honestly I don't want to move further because I just

don't It's not that let's get to know each other. UM. I sometimes don't know if people want to funk with me because of the show and you want to be talked about, or if you really want to funk with me. I also feel like there are some men that I've been and they just feel like I am like right off the bat whore, and I am sometimes like, well, you don't understand. Like some of the stories that I tell I reach back. Some of the stuff is not always current, and I might not express that in the episode.

I might just tell it like it is current, but it might be from sucking high school or college or something like. I have never been like I feel like I'm having a dry spell honestly because of cocktails, and I would think that's why. I think that's why. And but but in that same sentence, I will say that I do let men know when they bring up an

issue about it. You can't think that you're gonna come into my life and something that we're finally starting to get some friction on and we're finally starting to like make our name in this podcast where you can't possibly think you're gonna come in and think I'm gonna change like who I am or what I talk about. It's not I'm not just cocktails. There's a whole other part. There's my d to Ali and there's Medina Monroe, and so you it's just I look at it like that's

just not fair. And Weezie and I have talked about that over the years, like meeting new people being on dates. Of course, Weezie and I started in the corporate space, so I know I had a hard time identifying am I a podcaster or am I an accountant? And what I wanted to even portray on my social media and I portraying that I'm a graduate with two bachelor's degrees who's now a public accountant or am I portraying this media personality and especially I mean ship, you talked about

people thinking y'all are horrors. It's in our name. So now as soon as I meet someone, oh, what do you do? Well, just type in horror. We pop up and it's just like ship. Like horror is even in the title of this show. And although we've wanted to reclaim what we identify as what a horror even is in terms of dating or meeting people new of course wanting to go further with it, it's kind of difficult having that conversation about what what we gonna talk about.

I just had a conversation with Kiki Um. Well it was only an hour ago, so it's fresh, but um on their Patreon episode where she said to me, like, what do you think your Instagram makes you look like? And Keki told me that she thinks it makes me look fun or whatever, and she asked me if there was any misconceptions of it, and um, I told her that. I think for a while I was conflicted. I think this is maybe a year ago on like should I make more depth to Wheezy? Should I put more depth

in there? But I think that at the end of the day. I use Instagram now mainly not to connect with friends like I did when I first used Instagram. Instagram for me was something that was, Oh, I want to post pictures of my travels and see what my friends are doing and blah blah blah blah blah. Now I know that Instagram is a platform for my business, whether that be Wheezy the brand or horrible decisions period.

So what that said, do I give a funk if people think Weezy is uh doing ship all day like writing or in school or whatever, or in tech or doing engineering ship. I don't really care because no one cares about that content from Wheezy, and that's perfectly okay. I think that the only issue that comes into play is when people look at your Instagram that are wanting

to date you and only view that. Um. But that's kind of why I've liked dating people that are almost in the industry a little bit, because they realize, like, oh, Ship, there could be a little bit more to this, bitch, because this is just your brand. Um. But I mean, no, it even happened to me with Obey. He says to me all the time, like I had no idea this was who you are Like, when I looked at your Instagram, I thought we were just gonna fucking it would be fun,

and that's common for most men. I'm sure that funk would I said first before they give an I guess. I guess that leads into my next question. I guess for everybody, has there been anything that you shared on the podcast that you regret specifically specific specifically how specifically as it pertains to maybe your sexual exploration journey or

you know, what you've done sexually. We're sharing air pods, um, But the question was, has there been anything that we've shared on the podcast specifically about sex that we wish we wouldn't have or that we regret? Oh? Fuck? Yes? And and and it's crazy because like and kikiS is it? That's my personality. I always there have been more times than not, but I've been like, funk, I'll real listen to episode and like, why fun did I say that? Why did I do that? Like that's just I always overshare.

I meet new friends and I'd be talking a whole lot of time. I'll just say something and be like why did I tell her that? And it's just because I really do like talking, and I really do want people to know, whether it's on the show or people in my real life. I like when people know how I really am. I when I talk to my mom about things that I've done, whether it be drugs or sex, I like knowing that my mom knows who I am. I never want her to be like my child would

never do that, because your child would do that. And so I sometimes overshare. I remember when Keik and I, when I first came on Cocktails and I had ship. I always shared this because I really could not let it go for like a week, and I we did that photo. She remember were in the car, in my car on Peter Street, and I had talked about a producer that I had fucked, and I said his name, and I was talking all this ship. I was real about it, and I was like, we gotta delete it.

We gotta because we didn't bleep his name or anything. I was real about it, Like I was like, I don't give a fund. Wait, all y'all had to do was bleep the name. I was bouty. She had asked me I was editing the episode. I was like, hey, by the way, remember you said maybe don't but you said somebody's name. Do you want me to take it out? Like it good? She's like, no, leave it in there, leave it in there. So I was like, what's work.

As time went by, even now I ran into this nigg I went to go pick up some to go food at a bar during quarantine, I saw him. I was with another dude and he probably never even heard the episode, but the fact that I just like broadcasted it and was like fuck, like I'd be sucking niggas, but no, nobody ever knows who I'm fucking, and I just like, it wasn't even that I was embarrassed. It was just that like I just gave you that cloud.

Like sometimes I'm like, he's a whack ass niggas, And I hate when like there's a whack ass nigger that could be like, yeah, I sucked her. I was so fucking embarrassed that I did he. I was to this day, I'd be like, why did I do that? I don't hold you with the quarantine. With the quarantine, I got niggas coming up from the past lot like trying to reminisce, and I'm like, okay, calm down, we sucked the decade ago. Can you not make it present? Days and the thing

that I fuck you. I'm texting everybody and we gave me some good sexting tips, so I'm gonna put those into play later after I have three more of what you mean? What you mean, you niggas? You're about to start hitting up all your old niggling bitch already started. That's what I've been doing all this time. Start what do you mean? We're going there? But why but why are you hitting up corny old day but you but you want the pasties? Is nappy girl? No, because I

can shave myself. That's passed and I can't use it right now. Okay, But what you do is when you stand in the shape, what you do is you stand in the shower right and you put your leg up on the edge of the tub and then you just I mean, I don't know what your how how thick your booty is in the back, but sometimes you gotta spread the one butt cheek and he's gotta take a little razor and go in near shade a little booty hair. I will say, shaving is nothing compared to if you're

really used to waxing. But you can get your pussy back like a lot of hair. I have new pussies. Take off, niggas, I said, I have a lot of hair right now. Actually, I think a hair got caught in this, niggas. You just had a threesome with a hairy hairy pussies, So I ain't even gonna hold you before me and she went and narrated. She was like one moment, she said, one minute, one minute. Bit I had to wait fifteen minutes for I hated too, but I was like, you know what, We're gonna work through this.

It's fine because her pussy was still good. So but I had to wait fifteen minutes for her to get the hair up off her pussy. She was like, wait, y'all getting whatever pussy I broke. First of all, Mandy always says hold on that you fu your friends when you're drunk. Oh, we was drunk. They was doing a who cook and she she did a wax. Well wait, not even drunk. They was. They was drunk off the hookah. We had ordered pizza and wings that night. No, so

we did do wine. But they was on the hookah Lex Andrea on the hook Lex was not here for me. Fucking Drea that night either. We didn't even gonna talk about that. Lex was mad? Why was she mad? Lex was piste? Lex Lex left the next morning and slammed the door, like I'm fed up with both of you bitches. Then then she made it seem like I like, like, what is pounced on? Fucking dre like she paid, seemed like I planned to do it. I was like, bitch, no, bitch. We just got drunk and they did the hookah and

then I was like, I don't. I don't do hookas, but like they was lit. We was all lit and next thing you know, me Andre was it was. It was so much fun and pretty. It is pretty and the sounds are just so much hotter. Okay, y'all just go ahead and fun as soon as it's lifted, lift your with the band, as soon as the world opens back up, as soon as box Eater, let's get into our motherfucking male. Is just that sex Xomnia? Yeah, well

I actually picked a different one because why not. I mean, I was, but I feel like we can do that another. I mean, do you want to read the sex Xomnia email? I afforded it, but I found it she wilding. It is long. That's why I was like, oh, bitch, let me find a little show to one. Um, so this one is we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it too, and saying all right, so this one comes from one of our listeners. Hi, ladies, I'm a huge fan of the show and cannot wait for the l a show

bitch whenever they allowed us to have that ship. Um, So let's get right to the point. I've been with my boyfriend since two thousand fifteen, and we broke up for a year and both of us moved on with different people. Somehow we reconnected and started talking about what we have been up to and the people we were seeing. He did He disclosed that he hadn't had sex with anyone, but I was upfront and honest that I had and and mentioned that I had had sex with one dude.

In reality, it was three um, and I was in a platonic situation ship. The girl he was seeing was a lot younger than him, even me. He's thirty two and I am twenty four old. Girl was about five months younger than me. They went on two trips and

he has never done that with me. But really nothing, I'm heard over, But you heard over because you mentioned and he didn't took this whole on a trip and not you, bitch, you hurt anyways, But realizing his bare minimum effort to plan anything as fun as trips and romantic dates, I have decided to not give up the box because he does not deserve it. I did talk to him about this and have not even tried to give him a straight answer about it. I realized I

am just quite used. I'm just quite used to his company, but also considering he's in a whole another state, I do not want to give this pussy whenever I do go to see him during this pandemic, I refused to sit at an airport. I can also drive, but again, I ain't trying to do more than what he does. Bitch, how are you gonna say you're not mad about these trips? But you just spent four sentences about how he's not

putting an effort. But okay, I'm starting I'm starting to think that I'd rather release urges with dudes from my past, okay, Kiki, and just keep him by my side because emotional cords and longevity. We have amazing sex, and he is someone I actually really enjoy being intimate with. So my question is, do you think it is possible to be in a

quote unquote monogamous relationship while also being celibate. Should I even disclose to him of the major decision I have came to, or just act like I'm not trying to have sex. Sex is a sacred practice to me, So I feel people who do not show with actions that they really do funk with me do not deserve the box. I would love to hear what you ladies think, sincerely and emotionally attached howe to a half asked energy nigga. So basically, she's feeling like she's not getting the energy

she wants from this person who she does enjoy intimacy with. However, she has chosen to be celibate until she's in a monogamous relationship with something she has had sex with. This is her act, she's do you think this is a This is a very manipulated I feel like it is. You try to all those other words in there to say that you hold an out on pussy. And I really truly don't like shooting on women like that, especially when they want to make a choice like celibacy, which

is a big deal and we should all respect. And I actually think you could be in a relationship while sell abate, because I mean, that's how people that are you know, religious or go through clenses. I have a friend who was an alcoholic and needed to refrain from sex from his wife for a little bit because he felt like that was taking place of the alcohol. He's like, now all I want to do is fun because I

don't drink. He's like, so I want to cut out both, and she was great with it, right, But now you're saying until I'm in a monogamous relationship, so I don't want to funk till I have a boyfriend is really what you're saying. But you're saying it to a nigga that you've already fucked, so now you're trying to use

your pussy keep him and that will never right. But not only that, the fact that you're saying in the body of the email, you talked about how you feel like the reason you don't want to fuck him is because he's not showing effort to you. And the fact that you know, hew, you just want to not fun because he's not show an effort. It's just it's childish.

I mean, I get it. If you don't want to suf, somebody's not showing you effort, but then it ain't been showing you effort, so you should have started off that way. So I'm saying, don't do it because it's not gonna work. Like your plan is not gonna work. I think it

was never putting the effort forward. So like for you to like withhold it now and think he's gonna put forth the effort, he's not bright, So like you just need to throw the hole man, because sex shouldn't be yeah, right, Sex should not be the thing that's like, oh, well, I'm gonna take this away because he so he can be good to me. What happens when he gets it. We need to make sure that people are good to

us at all points exactly. And I'm I wanted to actually ask this to you, kicking yeah, because you're reaching out to people from the past. I'm curious to know, are you expecting effort from any of these guys? And I want to see them beaches and stuff like that, nasty stuff like that's all I want. When this ship is over and I'm back outside, I don't care about them. I'm not reaching out to them to like re establish a real connection or maybe build one because we didn't

have one from the beginning. No, and this girl just needs to give it up to God because this is this just makes no sense. It's not I agree, I agree, And it's crazy because, um, I think the effort is literally something that a lot of men don't realize, Like it could be the bare minimum as far as like responding to a text message and a and a you know, good enough time, or you trying to make plans with me. Is that little bit of effort that we do like

to see from men. And it's funny because I was talking to my home girl and they she made she made plans to get some quarantine dick, and she hit him up at eleven o'clock. Girl, he hit her up at five in the morning talking about he fell asleep. And so it was literally me talking like butt you pretty much let him know that y'all had plans to fuck, and he hits you the next day talking about, oh,

he fell asleep. So even just that little bit of effort, we both were just like, oh, he gotta be written off. He can't get no pussy now during quarantine, like whine because yeah, because I feel like he's lying right, Like you guys made plans to see each other that night. So she I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I thought she hit him up at eleven and made plans. They made plans, and so she hit him up at eleven, like I'm

just waiting on you, bro. He hit me like, I my my nigga and I were joking around the other day because right, so so we do like two days off and I'll be making jokes and he got another bitch in them two days. He's like, what, I'm the fucker and na but he's but he said, when would I suck her? He's like, we FaceTime every night. I'd be in the bed at midnight. I said, I don't give a nigga. We FaceTime when you go to sleep, and bitches ain't ship and Dick is low out here.

There could be a bitch that could come through a twelve oh one and leave it two oh to trust me, I don't believe none of that. Like I was just I was just gonna say, bitches ain't ship is me because I'd have been laid right up in the bed with a nigga while he faced time his bitch. So I already know that's why I'm like, don't do that. Don't do that, Kiki. She said, Man, but nigga lodgin a kid just like how I'm a bit, I said, don't act like any motherfucker possible, bitch. I'm sorry, I

don't possible. It's not possible. We all know how how how I am a fuck a bit. Then the other day right now, I will say, so, we were riding bikes, right he did, like a twenty mile bike ride. It is eleven thirty. He's like, baby, I'm getting tired. I said, really, you're that tired. You're that tired you want to go back to the late? He's like, what who am I? Who am I have come? Thought? Who was coming here?

The bitch that's coming at twelve because you told her you had work to do until eleven thirty, because you knew I was your work, because we talked before your as go to sleep. That's I'm gonna fun. I'm telling you I'm crazy. I believe that crazy. And also I also need to pick these fights so we could have sex. That sounds that sounds all tight to my AirPod. Didn't

had to throw it in the charger really quick. But I'm just like, what the fund is this christ Bits talking about well, now I know, well some crazy, crazy bullshit. I mean, like you know, I ain't serious, but I feel like if we get in them arguments, you know what I'm saying, because he'd be like, who the fucking I'd be like that crazy baby. I need that toxic.

You need toxicity, I guess before we get out of here, UM, Medina, if you can let us know UM where our listeners can listen to Cocktails, what you guys have going on, and also your social media handles, let them know you can listen to cocktails. Dang, the AirPod died, but you

can listen to cocktails everywhere where there is a podcast. UM. Follow us on our cocktails page at Cocktails podcast on Instagram, follow Kiki and said So, and follow me at coffee Bean Dean and we will update you guys on what we have. We have a lot of bonus content coming out on Patreon and y'all love you yea our episode. They have two episodes featuring Wheezy and I. But also if you guys are into reality TV, Medina was a cast member, so they know I'm there listen. I feel

like that's where my future husband is overseas. Temptation Island was sho so like when I found out Medina was on it because I watched the first one when I had like a regular office job and we'd be in

the motherfucking office. I think it came on Tuesdays Wednesday, like Nigga, this bitch Wild, the white Bitch like, so when Medina was on the show, I couldn't wait to come in the office and be like, my friend, the pretty black one is I'm not even gonna hold you though, Like between Temptation Island and now, I think they have

too hot to handle on Netflix. I need to know the casting I need to know the casting people for black men on reality TV because those aren't think them ain't and be on TV because they doing too much. Let me tell you something. I'm gonna say this exact clip, and even if opportune very close with a lot of the casting directors and their producers up today, I'm gonna send it to him because I was, like I thought I was gonna meet my husband, I'm meeting little niggas

you get, you'll get you at Carlton. These are the black men that you choose, like and even for the one on Netflix. They're supposed to be the hottest men. They went to all the countries and I'm like, here's what I will say though, having done a reality show. They put you let me so much testing that a lot of niggas get cut out of it. I mean like, if you have yeah, because I want to see, but I want to see the real hood. You're not getting to go back. We need to go back. We need

thro STD testing. They need to send you to Mexico on Mandy. They put you on STD medical testing. They put you through an i Q test, they have you sit down with a therapist and a psychiatry. Is you have to go through so many different levels and pass it that you you start to see the fine niggas when you're going through the process, you see the finding and then you get to the house and you're like, where's that niggain. You're like, day, he either didn't pass

the STD test, he's crazy. That's what happened. I ain't even gonna hold you. Can we get back to the days where they were casting for like Flavor of Love because they had ship or or like well because they weren't as truth they were Internet didn't nobody could care them. Yeah, tequila Head, she's she's a Republican. We're not going to bring her up. Oh well we will bring up. Speaking of i Q and plugging ship, I have something to plug.

I'm actually super excited about this. Quarantining has made me call a lot of friends and learn a lot of ship. So one of the friends that I want to learn ship with who was Eddie Della Seppi. He came on our podcast. We decided to start a new podcast. It comes out tomorrow on It's called for Facts Sake and we get on there. Each topic every week is random and we just talked random topics of it. We got eggs, Donald Trump, scientology. The one you guys will hear tomorrow

is a Tiger Kings. It's so much fun and um, I love it. We have a segment called who, What and Where, and it's like a ranting segment and my nigga. It's fun as fun and I'd be like, be about to say nigga with Eddie, but he still feels the energy. Yeah, man, that sounds pretty serious and I'd be like, and that plus it bit he's something I think yea. Eddie's white, so he'd he'd be telling a little. He tells he get his Spanish jokes off. Though I was telling a

story about Maria. He's like, and she's not cleaning. Oh ship. But you know, the podcast is fun, you learn random shit. Um, please like listen to it. I think you guys will like it. Um. And we got a little trailer we made and uh, yeah, it's fun. It's a good project for Quarantine. I feel like, yeah, how are you guys doing as far as being creatives during Quarantine? I feel like this is my time. I've been coming up with all kind of ship and I'm so excited because my

new bankes came on. Okay, girl, I'm a came in today. Yes, I've got more stuff to film. Will probably film something tonight. I don't know. Um, but I've been really enjoying it. I forget I technically work from home. But um, but if I think it's so dope that, like y'all we were all just talking about how it's like reality TV

doesn't cast the right black men. I will say that, like Kiki has been coming up with ideas for like reality television, and that naturally in my mind, I was like, if this bitch really does produce a reality television show, we will see the niggas that we want to see. An fuck, whether they passed, we're gonna worry about that ground. She's not gonna worry about the background. She gonna bring us the niggas on the reality TV And it's not

gonna be like an on own. It's gonna be on like E or Bravo, because bitch, I'm waiting from from a couple of the different shows that I did watch too, like even there was a one cute nigga on The Circle, but he was so lame once he started talking, we all thought people like no more. It was just like the basketball looking player na anyways, And maybe that's that's just me because that's my type. But but you know, and when they don't play ball, you'd be like, damn,

you sucked your big up got injured. No. Um now, but this quarantine during this time has been definitely interesting. Um. I love that all of the creatives are getting in their bag and finding ways because I do. I think that life as we knew it will not exist in the same capacity, at least for the next couple a couple of years, specifically with like live venue performances, festivals,

even sporting events which I can't sit courtside. I thought I was about to get up and be lit like that, but no, So I mean, it's just definitely interesting to where we are now. But I love that everyone's getting behind the mic, getting in front of their cameras and creating content. Also, guys, there's a lot of UM huge networks that are looking for content creators. So if you go to like a Comedy Central or a b ET or a complex, a lot of them are now looking

for UM creatives to bring them content. And this could this could potentially end up being a check for you, since I know a lot of us have checks that have been taken away from us. So definitely start doing your googles and reach out to that to that ship, I guess. Thank you Kiki and Medina for finally joining us. Um we got Maduna in the building and Kiki who's

reaching out to old niggas. Thank you for I am Look, I feel like everybody is in a good place right now, and I love that like did this and I literally feel like I'm sitting with y'all. I feel like we're having a girl's night out in and this was so much fun. I funk with you all. I can't wait to see y'all in real life and we all maybe we have sex. What do we think before someom? I mean you and you and weasly gonna have sex. I didn't already ask Keiki if I could bring Bodi downtown,

bring body and he can stay at my place. You can stay with me, okay, Okay, then we're gonna put body at your because I'm like, bitch, I gotta hold you were talking that cat can't come all animals, but no, no, no, Keithie, don't don't front you said body can't come. If he if he can't come, especially because he'd be climbing and scratch the ship. I know what the cat is. That's not the type of cat I like. Okay, it's a

different kind welcome. I'm anyways, thank you. Okay, So it looks like bitch I might end up media before you then we all really anyways, guys, thank you all for tuning in to hat another episode of Horrible Decisions. We are going to leave you with a five minute bonus clip from one of our past bonus episodes. Again, if you guys are looking to support the brand and also get more content during quarantine. We have over sixty episodes on our Patreon platform and four our top tierless seners.

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say bye. That's aw that tongue hanging. Today's vanilla ship comes from our show in Chicago and the reason I want to bring it back up because we never really got to dig into what we would order. So in London, there's a restaurant that's opening a supper club where it's a three course meal that you get I think upon entry it's like eighty year oh, and then you have access to other stuff in the venue, like a hot tub,

different rooms. It's pretty much a sex club. But the only thing that's a little bit different is you can actually order sex on the menu. Um, so what I wanted to know. I think you made a joke about not paying for sex when we got into some But if you had the budget and if you had to order first off, I got the budget. No, no, no, Like if you had the budget, like let's say you had to spend three grand at this place, like they

gave you the money. Like let's say you had to Let's say you're on some influencer ship and they're like Mandy Bee we would like you to come to this restaurant. I need Ruby lichiks Dick on the in Who's Ruby che No soccer player in London? If I'm in London and I'm out of pache, I hope it's check. I don't know it's spelled e k lichique. I don't know. I ain't a bitch. I'm American. I don't know how to lift ship. I don't know how to pronounce it. I will dog type in Are you be that gonna

pop up with his finance? I'm on YouTube? No, go to his instagram? Are you b I no? Are you b e y? It's Ruben loftest Cheek is his name? Yeah, bitch, that's who I want to it ain't. Oh they want to know if he'd be in the fluffy handcuffs. I want him anyway I can. I'll take them wrong. Okay, free question. I'm not paying. I don't. I can't honestly wrap my mind around paying for Dick. I don't know why you be trying to give me that. How do you want to pay for Dick? If this is an icebreaker?

Were we are not horrible decisions right now? Mandy? Hey, Hey, it suck what would you order on the menu? Would it be oral sex? Would it be penetration? Clearly it wouldn't. To watch. Let me pay out of a nigga. No I want. I want three asses lined up, bit the funk over. I want fine ass niggas, just booty holes spread wide open, and I get to just go and ram them with my pegger. That's what I want. Okay, So you want to order something, if you've made you're

making me order something, I want to order it. But if you see here telling me I got the truth, if you sit here telling me I gotta I gotta pay to do something, bitch. I want three booty holes bent over. I want them to spread their own cheeks, and I want them to take Actually I'm lying, no, no, no, I'm lying. One of them I want bent over, the other one I want on his back, holding his legs back, and the last one I'm gonna lay down and make him ride me boom. Three positions right there, and I

dominate all the asses. Literally. That's what then you gonna that's what I want to pay for? Who go ahead? What do you want to pay more? I want to make love with a big cock. Go ahead, I know damn, what's your emotional ass? I know what I would pay for it. I'd pay for like a tag team, like a good gang bang. That's see even in the gang bang that I would want to do. I want a gang bang of nigger with another bitch, so like, had that nigga suck my strap? What other bitch like Ram's ass? Yeah?

I want to be dominated pretty bad. Oh you want to be done? Yeah, I want to dominate somebody in the gang bang because you know clearly he's like my favorite kind of porn. Yeah. I couldn't even imagine that, Like strangers come on my face, not like strangers, they're gonna be strangers where you're paying for strangers, let's there. I know you want the BF point for an experience. I want them to all lay with me after it. Tell me I pretty I am to Oh my god,

yeah no, not one. Not interested in paying full cock in anyway. I mean, I just well that that's the thing though, because I want such degrading sex. I need a little bit of that after Like, Okay, I can I can dig it. I can do just a little. Um So the King of the Week. I'm not sure if we've ever done it before it, but I saw a video about it and I was like, oh, we gotta do this for microphilia. And it's just we've done that. What is it that's insect ship? Right? Have we done

that in a show? I don't, I don't remember, you know what. It might be one that I've been meaning to bring up on here, honestly, And I'm just like, how we're gonna talk about insects because but you need gonna hold you. If I go to a house and I see a roach, bitch, my pussy dry. We're not fucking I don't want to see bugs anywhere. Yes, I have. It's my mom used to laugh at me because my uncle like, actually it's a lot of my family. Bitch

had mad roaches in the house. And I used to tell my mama was allergic, Like, Mommy, I can't go to the house because I'm allergic. I don't like roaches, like not at all. And then when I lived in Atlanta, there's these like centipedes,