Ep16: Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number??

a little ghetto. I think you'll want to come to a Playboy CARDI concert with me. I said, who is that? I was like, so I sent Mandy the link extension the mean and that's just said sixteen it up And I said, oh, I'm not going to be caught. But you know what, I see all of these concerts and which they like CrowdSurf and myoy James be going to ship like that and like me and him be talking about it, and he told me like, sometimes it gets too much advice. So I'm not gonna lie if I

don't think people realize how different we are. She does. She does like E D c music festivals, but you're not catching me at a concert unless I'm backstage. I do. I do music fest but not so much, etc. Like I'm not I don't give a funk. I'm not interested

in being around a whole bunch of sweaty people. So unless I'm backstage, energy can be like to be connected with people, just to be honest with you in the spirit of being fucked up and high dude, like it's nice and hot and probably pass out from it doesn't matter not hot, Well, you're going to be hot with all them people jumping around. It's just nice to just be in your zone of people and be like, yeah,

I can be in. I love Playboy Cardie too. I know white people love these new round they do Bro Young fuck Meat goes a little oozy, fucking Playboy, all these motherfucker's they ship. It's ridiculous. That's why they was sixteen and so, hey, guys, welcome to Horrible Decisions yet another episode. I'm so glad that you guys are joining us. This is your girl. What you're gonna, I'm I'm gonna. I'm not man, I'm at it, bitch, I'm your dad. That's when he's gonna be saying when he m I'm

you have to see that's it. This is my new sex song dog fuck that ship. I'll be playing motherfucking a bra and oh, you probably don't know who it is. All the R and B hits, you know what I'm saying. I'm not sing to play war CARDI bro, what is no Anyways, guys, welcome to yet another episode of fucking Horrible Decisions today. I'm super excited about this motherfucking conversation. We're talking about a whole bunch of sh I'm really fucking excited about your day. I just girls Instagram. You

know we always bleeped it out. I'm gonna call because she's sucking trash. Wait, I gotta find her name. Oh, I can't wait to tag this fucking nineteen year old, fucking dumb Oh my god, I can't fucking white. Okay, guys, So, for all of you guys who have been listening, I'm single as fuck, and I just went through a drought

where I didn't have niggas. I now have too many niggas on my line, but I went through a drought where I didn't really have anyone on my phone, so I had been swipe swipe, swiping my thumb as strong as fuck. I had been swiping on um tender um to go on dates. Why not bumble, Well it's too complicated, give you like twenty four hours to respond. I don't be like, can look thirsty. I wanted it. I can't do bumble. I swipe when I'm fucked up and maybe

I'm not missing something. Oh here she goes. Um. Anyways, so I was swiping. I'll tell you guys the story, um real briefly, So I swiped with this guy. He was super super super super cute. Okay, Um, he's very handsome, about six six, light skin by racial um paperback. No, he actually was a paper bag. He was like really light skinned. He looks you know, he looks look kind of Chico like I'm talking. He's black, German and Cuban.

Um boy, you really called him out. I don't know. Anyway, he hasn't nobody man, He's like, hey, no blue chet, blue chet on that whole anyway. So we went on a day. He actually hit me up. We we matched, we were talking, and literally the next day he was like, hey, let's go for lunch. I wouldn't do a ship so I said, okay, man, I'll take I'll take lunch. So he came and picked me up. He lives in like

New Rochelle, which is above you know, the Bronx. And when you're about the Bronx, most of them have sucking cars. So I was like, okay, I guess I'll go ahead and throw it out there. He was twenty two years old. Um, but whatever. So he came and picked me up and he graduated yeah, um he graduated from high school. Yeah, but he is in college and he's about to enter law school. Um, and so he can't pick me up. We ended up going to a really nice like sushi

Japanese spot, Gotbach eight super. He was super mature, Like. We sat there and talked about probably the fucking Trump administration and politics. He's clearly into politics. I mean he's about to be a lawyer, you know what I mean. So he's into that bitch right. I was like, and I'm not even lie. I think he's definitely more white than black, because I think he was here for Trump and no girl, he was. He. I was like, boy, I got up, I got out of the day. Dude

was like, I would have voted for him. I was like, Oh, he's definitely, But I'm also someone who I accept people to accept me for my views. I wouldn't sit here and just not you know, I'm hearing him out. So that's okay, Mexican. You think it's okay for someone to have vis like that, You want to suck somebody that has views like that. I'm not gonna go him on you this episode on the Subway. I'm going to tell

you why it's sucking trash. At the end of the day, do you know how many niggas probably think it's trash that I want to take a dildo? Want another? Niggas asked? Also, first of all, that's a fetish. You're telling you that it doesn't black people. How much better can you do? Oh? Well, I mean, how much worse can it get for you? Get the funk out of here? Get when people fucking sign off on that this fucking dude climate deal pictured one thousand percent. Sure what he's done since he's been

in the office and what he said. However, you still have people with different political views. He comes from a background in which he was mostly raised. He was raising he was raising a Republican household. I'm sitting here, and it's not He wasn't saying that he did vote. He wasn't. He was. He was just very strong about his family and their views on Trump. That's what it was. Anyways,

Oh my god. Anyways, so we went to this to this nice Japanese But if you talk to somebody voted for Trump, then you did a white boy, it's off of your list. He didn't vote for You've done it. You've done it. He might allied to you to get the pussy. I think his family did, but he didn't. But anyways, so we're sitting here in the car. Anyways, we go to the to the restaurant. It was really good, really fucking good, like habachi. And he asked like we're starting to talk and he's like, I want to go

to a cigar bar. Mind you. He's twenty two years old, and I'm like, you want to go to a cigar bar? Okay, mind you. I got my little old head, my little old nig I would be with the old head, do you. I think he's like every seven, he's, well, it's old for me. And so he put me onto cigars, So I like, no, which ones I have to smoke in the size. I know how to smoke it, I know how to clip it. You head? Then who paid my rent? Oh, but he's not in my old head, that's daddy. But um. Anyways,

so we went to the cigar bar. It was nice, like he knew the people I know, um, and so we went to the cigar bar. It was really nice. You know, it's an all white neighborhood. He has all white friends, so he knows the guy at the front hooks all of them. I didn't meet and she acted like that right. So after we leave this cigar bar, his friend owns another cigar bar. So we go to this other cigar bar. Bitch. They bring out the bud wisers and ship like, I'm legit seriously, and so we're

sitting here a wolfall Walsher is playing. Then we started talking politics like it's literally I'm like, am I no, seriously, I was in your show? Or man Tuck, I can't, I can't. I forgot the name and started and started with the m um. Anyways, so this is where the date takes a lambslide. Guys like, So I'm sitting there, We're all talking. Next thing, I know this little Chico bitch don't give that if he y'all don't come for me.

This little Chico bitch. She walked in with her little pink um workout pants with a fucking crop top tank top with her hair down looking crops drop top. So she walk in. Mind you, at this point, I don't know who she is. Me and him have had the conversation about our exes, are our history, what it is. He's been single for a month and a half, So this girl wants me to win. This girl walks in and she looks at everyone. Mind you, were with his

best friends right now, the best friend's girlfriend, everybody. So she walks in and it's just looking at the dude I want to date with, and I'm just like, I don't know who the fun this is. So she goes. She says hi to everybody, Hi, Tim, Hi Joe, Hi, Bobby, says hi to all you know, all the guys, tailor, Hi Taylor, Hi Hunter says hi to literally the other five guys that are there. Um, and then asked the best friend and who is this pointing at me? Hold

on though, so so he's like, oh, that's Mandy. So she got to stick out her hand. Mind you at this point. I don't know what's going on, so I stick out my hand because the bitch I don't know who she is, okay, whatever, so I stick out her hand like what's up next? Thing? I know she's looking at the nigger I want a date with, and she's like, let's go outside. I need to talk to you, bitch. I don't think I ever opened my Uber app, so motherfucking fast, I know you need I was like seven minutes, wait,

where the hell is that bitch? Bitch? I ain't even gonna hold you. The only reason why I held out while it was outside that bitch I was. I was like, my pride, ain't that Let me see what's going on. I was like, I don't know about the sister photes friends. Was supposed to be a free lunch. I can't turn this into a sixty four dollar lunch. Like this just doesn't make sense. So there outside, mind you? Before he go outside, he did mind you, bit, I don't give

a fuck, bitch. So before he goes outside with the bitch, he's like, Bobby, I need you to join me, bitch. He had the best friend join him. When I tell you, it took all of seventh second Bobby was convincing him that he Okay, no, bitch, Bobby's girlfriend slid right the funk over to me and was like, I just want you to know they are not together. Is that because he know his fucking story, bitch? Because he didn't tell me that his friends were wife before, and yeah, this problem,

I just want you to know. It was just very matter of fact. I voted the best the best friend's girlfriend slid over to my. Mind you, they're all fucking leather recliners. She leans over to me and she was like, I just want you to know they are not together anymore, and we don't like her. It's like, I'm pretty bit it was. They were here for her as okay, mind you. Come to find out they broke up because she got gang banged by a friend and many I swear to god, so mind you, the whole time I knew of why

they broke up. So I'm like, oh, so that's the whole getting gang bang like, so that's why they broke up while they were in a relationship. I guess she decided to not only funk a friend, but a friend and his friends so got gang bang. I thought you it was when we were broken that night. It wasn't a be fucking deal and you always got to say something. But I don't know what the fuck is your proper name? Sha, So this I was drunk, bitch, right, I was drunk.

I did not know what the hell is that. Oh no, I've been drinking see so um yeah, bitch, So that's what happened. Um. Needless to say, I ended up still sucking him that night. But what you know what though I know I'm not gonna lie. The date went so well,

she got dismissed and left. He explained it. Mind you, the friends was cape, bitch, we spent the friends was caping like apparently he didn't try, she didn't try to run him over, like she's a crazy bitch, just crazy um Puerto Rico, which all my Spanish friends crazy, but it's I mean, it was just like one of my Spanish friends pissed on a dude's car and put like ham all over the top of the hood because the sun spots. So when he peeled off the ham, that

called like the paint worth the pain came off. I wasn't here for you always need one on the team. It was just definitely one of those were it kind of like puts salt into such a great day because he was actually such a great date. Needless to say, I go to work the motherfucker next day and guess who slides in My motherfucking d and motherfucking Quita. But okay, I'm Steph. That's the name, bitch is Okay, I'm step That is of the show. And I'm so happy because

normally y'all know, we believe shit. But she was just so motherfucking tacky, and I'm like, bitch, I'm growing a bit. So y'all, I really had to tell y'all what this little young bitch plant ten thousand trees and reading time read right now. Let me tell y'all what this follow her? Can I please follow her? Let me tell y'all what this whole hop to my MS asking so I screenshot this ship and sent it to Wheezy. She decided to hop my d m s and ask who paid for

the date? That was her question to me, and my motherfucking was did you or for the day. She's fucking trash, super trash, Who the fun ask that? So you know what, nineteen year old wasn't even going to be petty or that didn't get paid to get by eight niggas. What happened? Oh my ship came out. Damn we didn't told all the Jews. It's okay. We can still hear you, can't you hear me? Yeah? Oh, I just can't hear myself. Okay, I guess I don't have to hear myself. I'll go on.

Many had a malfunction, you see that that was about the about me. No, let me tell y'all coming through, Let me shop, let me, let me, let me, let me finish, let me finish you and let me finish. So she stepped in my mother fucking I was talking about who paid for the day. I wasn't gonna respond because for any of the female followers listening, I think it's super fucking messy to respond to the other bitch

who ain't even the bitch, Because bitch, he's single. Why are you asking me question about your nigga that ain't your nigga? So is this single in his bio? Single? Is in his bio? Bro? You know you're not being chose. So my response to her was, do I look like a bit who would pay for a day? You know that was high five? Didn't know that was my motherfucker response. He was out here getting that eight dollars cigar and

putting it on yo, goddamn chase girl. I was just like, mind you, I will tell you guys a one sauce that I fund with married niggas And why is theyn't even approached me about no ship? What was that? I said? I funk with married niggas and nay, wise, don't even hit me. So the last thing I need is a single niggas eggs bitch hitting my god, damn lie you heard you see this while you can't fu nigas, Okay.

So then we talked about this. Mind you. This is the topic for today's episode because Wheezy is convinced that this would not have happened had he been older, which is teen nineteen year olds nineteen? Are you kidding me? Are you? We had this conversation a fox some nineteen year old myna, you better not be wife, and he's sucking. He's twenty two. He's gonna wife a nineteen year old.

He's twenty two. That's why you can't funk with young dudes, because they ask you young as you know why she asked that question because he had her cave then date

that y'all are, Oh she paid her way? What and that bitch thought that was the only thing that matters you dumb ass thinking the whole like you know what I'm saying, click on you and to think girl, But no, go through the talk about what happened about Oh dude, this could be the whole, No, bitch, because we got to talk about this age talk about So then she

goddamn cologne? So did she go do you guys? Dude, I'll be goddamn Latino friends look so anyways, So then what she proceeds to do, bitch, is send me screenshots of a conversation she han't with him, like your friends shot, bitch. So listen at this point, this is where I cut him off. Mind you, He's been on my phone every single day since Girl. He wants to take me to go see Wonder Woman. He is in my phone like crazy, and I am curving the ship out of him because bitch,

he loved it too. He is in love with me, Like I think I put it on him too much, Like I shouldn't gave that aus. Girl was definitely like c plus Like I don't even know why he got a great a pussy for c plus dick. But you know I like to show out on these young nigs. No talk about was so she yeah, he was six six and that's why he got his body was fucking stepped out of anyway, how's he gonna anyways? So she proceeds to send me screenshots, which women don't do this ship.

This is tacky as fuck. Okay. She proceeded to send me screenshots apparently of a conversation that she was having with him, where he pretty much answered that same question is who do you think paid for it? Pretty much not telling her he paid for it or I paid for it? Was just real childish, And then she proceeded to just send me screenshots of how he decided to then say he he was glad she popped up because she was looking so beauty. Nigga's being niggas. I want

you to record me saying this niggas being niggas. Hol long, I'm have a message go ahead, and with feminists, the message ladies stop buying other bitches about the nigga that told you now I didn't suck her. And then to confirm are you stupid? Are you stupid? You look dumb. Stop. Stop you are making us look dumb. I am fucking tired of women making me. No, Sha, how old are you?

You have to be? Nineteen? No, but you don't because I have another friend sucking another friend's nigga, and so I'm just called in the middle and bitch the wife is definitely hitting my friend showing up to her job at this point, My you just wrote a whole Instagram caption about Oh my god, this girl is trying to ruin my relationship but I ain't gonna let her come between because we're gonna meet a person and she's gonna see me, and I'm just like this Instagram. Please keep

your personal life too, to your personal side. Um. But this is why I've decided that fucking dating is just not for me. At this point, I can't stand regular nigga because it's just a bullshit, Like let me just walk into something and know what I'm walking into, Like I just I'm I was just super cooling it. So he's super bitter. It hasn't happened to me. One of my old roommate, right, she needs to work with this dude. God,

she this is such a hilary story. She worked with this guy Haitian duty was a cook and she said that it was completely platonic and I think maybe they text about a work schedule of something. She posted up in my room at like nine am one day and I was like, dude, you have to listen to this, and plays this voicemail of his wife's saying, I don't know who the hand are you, but but you can't

not texting no more? Okay, bitch, I was fucking crying, but you know what, To be fair, that was an older woman, but she sounded like at least no, but it happens. It has nothing to do with the I think the confrontation can be any age. But like how she came at me asking for the Dane shot and who paid for the day to be surprised, bro. The bitch, the girl who I'm talking about, my home girl, who's

being like brought drama to right now. The bitch sent her back the videos that she sent the husband on snapchat. It was like I logged into his ship while you sent him my nickties videos. And bitch, if you don't stop her giving an explanation, everybody's gonna know what your pussy looked like. And threatened to expose my friends videos that she says to her husband, do we know where he pussy looks? Like? Did they get exposed? Her pussy looked nice? It was cool. She didn't post. She didn't

post the videos, not yet. Apparently apparently they're supposed to be meeting up soon. But it's to talk face to face, be out there. It's her face in it. I'm not sure that's what I said, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hold you face being in the video. If any of my videos leaked, Bro, do you see my tattoos, You're going to know it's me and that video? And did you see that ship with love with boys? Oh no, that's your face, bro, But that's your face. It's like me,

I record backshot all day. I record backshot. I have some backshot videos with him. But like I think maybe it's like the long distance thing, or it could be that you're also skinniest fun. No one cares to see what you look like from the back, Like, um, do you want to see my backshot video? Okay, I don't want to see a backshot videos anyway, I'm gonna show you the fucking It was medium booty that I had and don't think that it has anything to do with size,

but that that was my recent tender days. It was, I don't what he said. It doesn't have anything to the size. It absolutely always has to do with size. You meant it doesn't have anything to do with age. It has nothing to do with age. Did I say side? Oh I was wrong. Everything to do with that has nothing to do with age. There you go, because betchall my niggas like six eight. I don't care if the nineteen let me. I'm just playing, just playing. But no, um,

I guess. So that was my date, and I'm curious to know. Apparently Wheezy went on a date with her neighbor. I don't think so it was on accident. I don't know if you guys know, because we haven't been really keeping up. She has a new because I didn't tell a love her boy? Oh no, well she she doesn't. Um. She's now in a new neighborhood. Mind you, she's been there all of maybe a month and has already had a date with her neighbors. Did not fucking wait can

I tell tell? Because I don't know you Stefani stefunny, Oh she half of me. I don't know. Did you know that? I just want to nothing more. It's head funny, right, it's head funny. Bro I heard it was heaving me. No, it just head phony like you call it Stephanie. You call it Stephanie. I call it head phony. Get your get your life broke? Okay, do you live in New York, New York? Damn? Anyway? He just played this playboy Millie Rock on? Is he a New York name? Can't be?

What's playboy car shot? Now? But Millie Rock is in New York, in New York on Milly Rock? He running f in l A? He does them block? What is l A? The l A? Anyway? Oh? Talk about penis is? Um. I didn't tell every boy about this because I just didn't feel like it. But he's gonna know now because I didn't tell him this. Because there's a neighbor that's been trying to fuck me down. I want to see him when we go to your house after this. He's

such trash. Okay, well, anyways, talking about the day because okay, so we pay him for this time. You're gonna speed it up. Here's my neighbor. Um, I'm within a few days I got back from Italy and I'm like moving things up and down. I was selling a few things on Crisis, so I was moving a few things and I'm coming down the stairs and there's this guy holding like a guitar and ship. Of course, I know, right,

Elias said. So he's like hey, and like he was attractive and he smiled at me, and I'm like hey, I'm like, oh my god, no, no, he said, can you help me? I was like, oh my god, thank god you ask bl blah blah. So he's helped me up the stairs and we're talking completely platonic. I'm like, I'm your new shitty neighbor because there's a bunch of ships all over the place, right. He's like, no, I don't worry about it. Um. I was like, all right,

thanks so much. And then right before I'm about to go in the house, he goes, hey, by the way, I have a show on Monday if you want to come, And I was like, you do, Reddy? Oh my god, this is so sex in the city. So whatever he had, right, So he had a show, so I was gonna go see it, but then I ended up falling asleep whatever like grandma, So I'm like, yo, let's grab a beer

some of the time. Whatever. Um, I honest, they did not think it was a date because you didn't work after No, I didn't think it was a date because it was like, oh, he invited me to hear your band, and then it was like, let's grab a beer. You know, I'm saying I could do that. I didn't get dressed for this. I was wearing after work clothes. But I will say I was wearing a dress, but I was cute.

I was. So we get to this rooftop bart school and he's looking at me, and immediately the way he was looking at me, I knew like he thought I dressed up for it. And and then like he's like, oh, like he's smiling at me. And then like but she saw he probably looking like ship cleaning your apartment. Well he still hit on me kind of. So anyway, UM, you probably thought you were easier when grabbing drinks. Now I'm telling all because I want him to know there's

a homeboy vibe. Immediately I tell him about love a boy. Oh, I'm like, yeah, I'm dating somebody, blah blah, Like I don't have a boyfriend, but like I'm dating somebody, like, yeah, when you met me, I just came back from seeing it whatever. He's like okay, and then he like gave me this look like so you're dating somebody, and that's when I knew it was a fucking day. I was like, yep, I am. I just saw we were chilling. So we're

having these drinks upstairs and he's like hunger. I was like yeah, So we go to the sushi restaurant, open the menu. I'm looking at the prices, and that's what I knew it was the date because it was expensive sushi in the date, because you know, if it wasn't a date, you would be having the right And we're in the LORI says like we were in a sixty in the hotel at some sushi spot in there. So anyway,

we're chilling, when a good time. I brought up lover Boy again, something like referencing it or which was over it. I think we talked about polyamory somehow. That came up and I was like, well, yeah, like I'm kind of digging that vibe bla blah blah. I'm believe in a lot of partners, the main one and then maybe like sex as it comes whatever. So the check comes, Oh, no, I pulled my card out because because that's the way you let a nick. No listen, I'm not interested, absolutely,

And I said this on the show with Cutty. If I'm not interested in that, he was saying no, no. I felt like it was wrong to let him. Let him pay if you're not interested. So I tried to pay and he said no, I got this one. I was like no, no, no no, please, like I missed your show, and he's like, no, I got it because this is a date, right oh. And I started laughing and I did not confirm whether it's a date or not. I

just let him pay. They goddamn check. So then he invited me somewhere after and then I was like, I gotta go home. It was like ten o'clock. You know, I'll be going to bed early. I was like, I gotta go. Um we get back to the building that we live in and like I'm just like fuck because I'm like this, I don't know what he's gonna do. But he's going up the stairs and he's like, can I see your apartment? I'm like, no, you can't see

my apartment. And then right as we're like saying goodbye, he's about to like hug me and we do this kiss smith ning like you know, when you're like trying to fend Yeah. Um, it was bad. That's an awkward ending. It was, But I just felt really bad because I feel like I was if I'm telling you about somebody i'm dating, like and I'm asking you for reciprocation. No, I'm not gonna lie to you. If I'm sitting here

and I'll sit here and be the devil's advocate. And if I'm on a date with a guy and he's bringing up someone he's dating, the fact that he's on the date with me, do you think I think that bitch holds anyway? You're on a date, bro, it's obvious when you're on a date. Do you think it was obviously I was on a date if I said let's grab some beers. Bro, when he took me to a sushi restaurant instead of a dive bar. Yes, okay, we started at a it was a rooftop spot, and a

one block that was a rooftop spot. It's not like it was underground. We live on Orchard. It's like it's not Yes, there's dive okay, You're right, you should have because there's here the dog that's a few doors down from us, and like, which is yeah. So to me, I'm on a date with a guy and he's sitting here. Whether he brings her up once, twice, three times, I'm gonna be like this bitch, it is probably you probably really liked this bitch, but you're still testing the waters.

That's up to be fair. You know, I don't have a lot of friends in the area chard and her salon boy is not in town, so I get it. Yeah, sometimes I just want to come. I was gone. I get it, you were gone. I had nothing to do with me. He's definitely attractive, but I'm not about to suck my neighbor, so bitch, hold on. I run into him in the fucking laundry room downstairs. Damn, I'm not that much. I would totally actually I would, but I wouldn't.

So no, No, the laundry is in our buildings downstairs, and he's like hey, and I'm like, oh, like so I'm like, I don't know what to say. The dude like, my socks and my drawers is like falling out the dryer because I'm nervous. We get upstairs like he's helping me back up with my ship. He's on the floor above me, and I gave him a hug and a kiss and she's like okay, thanks like going. He's like, oh wow, kiss on the cheek this time. That's when I was like, okay, now he's being a petty. He's

super petty. So last night I'm in bed, bitch, this is no exaggeration. I also told him the name of this podcast, and I hope he doesn't hear it. I'm in bed. He lives directly above me. I got a fucking air drop. I'm not show it to you, bitch. You the air drop from him? Yes, that said hey girl with a wink. Do you know how fucking scared I was when that nigga said me an air drop for I was fucking terrified. Look at this name is apartment number and it's sucking contacted Poe. That's what he

sent me. That's what popped up on my screen. He would like to share photo. Did you accept it? I mean yeah, but I was still scared. Damn you just have bless you, creepy. Why did he just not text you? I was like, what are you doing? He's like, oh l l, just pulling a prank. I'm like my noga, like, I didn't know you're like, dude bloots he said, he's pulling a prank. Hmm. They pulled pranks the thirty something.

You are fucking trash. Anyway, Now I don't know what to do because I really thought he was interesting and like I wanted a friend in the building, you know, like a neighbor to kick it with, like smoke with or something. I don't know, but now like I know he's gonna try to like put his dick in my ask the second word. Whatever. Anyway, let's just talk about the kink of the week. So and I'll break up with my neighbor on my own time. Wait, you'll break up with him? I cannot. You know, I'm gonna have

to let him down either. It might be to night when me and you out, we're gonna run into this nick. I doesn't want to because I'm not motherfucker ride a dad bitch. I'm gonna let you know. You're just a friend. You're just a friend. You're the neighbor. We know the name of the kink that we know. You pick this fucking king. So, guys, every week, we do a kick

of the week because we like to educate you. Motherfucker's on this set actual explot I don't know the sexual ship that we know or like to know, or the correct terms of things. And so we really picked this kink and it kind of relates to, you know, my personal life a little a little bit. So why did every kink have to do with me? Boo, cocky, snowballing, fucking every boy or ism? And here we go. So you guys know that or you may have heard that lovaboy went on a date and sent me a picture

with the girl and him. It was texting me and it actually I went on a date the girl recently. I forgot to tell you about this and we were like texting him too. It was cool, told me, yeah, so, um, you know he was texting her back, sending us like dick pick. It was hot. So say the name, say say what it is. So this week's kink of the week is compersion, and it is a feeling of joy when a loved one invests in taking pleasure from another romantic or sexually. Um. It could be thought of as

the opposite of jealousy. It's a positive emotional reaction when a loved one's to a loved one's other relationship. The term was coined by some fucking random lady. UM. It does not specify to the joy regarding sex, but instead all of the joy somebody gets, whether it be the emotions romantic or the sexual. UM. It's similar to a feeling of parent feels when their children marry someone UM, or that best friends feel for each other when they're

happy in another relationship. So this was some wikipedia as version and and it says I feel compersion when I see my husband come home happy from spending time with his girlfriend. Okay, so basically, guys to um simplify this long as definition of compulsion. Basically, what it is is that a person an individual gets aroused by seeing their partner with someone else. UM. And I think we actually just talked about this, even in terms of voyeurism. It's kind of Oh, no, I guess that's not the same,

but we've talked about UM. Swinging, I guess it would be similar to this saying. And from when I googled when my mom was on Everybody Like Her Mom, You go check out episode Swinging is all about the sex. Swinging is all about just completely sexual, no numbers exchanged, like you're swapping couples. It's just a complete thrill. And I think this would probably relate more to polyamory, where

you open up the love. There's open communication, you discussed what the person is doing with someone else, So you have to feel joy in that if you're going to agree to it. I mean, because look when I was on the date, me and the girl fucked, and he the morning, we were face timing and he was like. I was like, he's like, tell me about your night, and he was naked, digging his hand and he was enjoying, and he's like, I'm happy you felt happy. I'm happy

she made you come happy. You felt good, Like you know, I'm good with all of it. Like, and to be honest, maybe he was a little jealous when I sent him a few videos of her, and I said, it's so weird because I have not been to the point where I've experienced this yet with someone who I genuinely want to be with, but my whole like the niggas who I just woke with, who I enjoy being with, but we're not together, whether it's because they're with someone already

or because we're just never gonna be together. I love hearing about them with other women. See that's crazy because I love that ship. If your feelings were invested and you know that they were mutual, you knew someone lawyer ban and you felt the same, but you just knew sometimes he was talking a loose this it would have

to be something that would be discussed. But it's also something to me where I'm very fair in my mindset, so to me, right, and I'm a realist, so to me, there's no way that I'm genuinely supposed to feel comfortable and okay knowing you're out fucking other bitches and I can't go out of other niggas. And I know that there's a double standard to that, but there's no way that you feel in your heart that I should allow that and be okay with that, And yet you're not

okay with that. So it's funny you say that because I have been wondering if the time is going to come with what me fucking other dudes. Oh, he's gonna he's gonna have a he's gonna catch a flip. But she don't already told you you better not being nobody else, yo, he's been working in the Steps, the re Vibe Italy, now another money. He's like, fun, now you ain't suing nobody, dudes, be single. You're my grandfriend. But I'm a single bite and so damn what I'm saying. So it's it's difficult

to me to say that I would be okay with that. However, for the niggas who I'm not emotionally invested with, I love talking about did she suck your dig better than me? I want to know everything about Send me the videos. I love to know that they were with someone else because I want to know which what the fuss she doing that you like? Because I need to see. This is like a weird thing too, because I don't know how I'm okay with it, but for right now. But

you're also both of you are in different countries. I'm not gonna lie. I talked to a guy who lived overseas and he was playing in Asia, so bitch. I was like, you ain't gonna getting a bitch with no ass like mine. I ain't give a fuck, So I was okay, Like if he was fucking off on some Asian holes, I didn't give a fuck because I also knew it was temporary, but I also knew what he liked. I also knew like and that's the thing too. You're back then what But I'm gonna be real um for

right now, I genuinely don't want other men. And it is because he's satisfying me very well right now. I talked about all that spoiling ship and this and that, and I'm getting what i want, the attention. I'm cool with the sex I'm getting from women or him in some way or another. I'm kind of okay. I'm like, I'm a I'm an emotional fucking fuck and you know that you are. And that's the difference. And it's funny that and I'm nasty, but I still have to be emotionally.

It's funny because I talk about our differences well because me, I genuinely could have a sexual connection with someone and literally hate them as soon as we're done fast here. I cannot believe that you can have sex with people you don't like. There's I hate his guts. That's the guy that she pissed on. By the way, Yes, honestly we've been fucking for what ten or eleven years? Like, but you remember me him when we were in high

school and we genuinely do not get along. We fucking hate each other, but our sexual chemistry is like no other that we just keep. Mind you, he just hit me up, wanted to come to New York next week. I'm busy, No you can't come. But it's genuinely like and there's more than just him. There's guys who are genuinely cannot stand outside of us being in the bedroom, and it's just like, don't talk about anything else. I

don't want to argue with you. I don't given what you're doing, but let me know when you're gonna drop that motherfucking dick off. And that's just that. But again, I think it's funny that we have we're alike, but we're not. And so this leads us to our horrible discussion for this week, which I'm super excited to get it too, and I don't is it. Our horrible decision for this week is age ain't nothing but a number? Baby? Yes,

you know. And so this is something that has been discussed on previous episodes, and guys have actually been in my d m s like they their hearts are broken, like am I too old for you? So me and Wheezy are different on this aspect. As far as she I won't suck anybody under thirty, she won't suck anyone under thirty. And me if I'm like talking to a guy as far as maybe dating, Like, we're not gonna talk about sugar daddies because clearly they can be any age.

But when it comes to even though mine is thirty seven, I know I do have a thirties me. When I said mine I met Mandy, I was, yeah, I have a thirty seven year old sugar daddy. And then the African that I was talking about, they gave me thirty grand I think it was thirty eight or thirty nine. I have not. I haven't been with anyone. What you want it, dad, I haven't been with anyone really over forty. The oldest thing that I've been with, uh, well, I

had one, but he doesn't count. We're not going to count. But literally, the oldest guy who I've genuinely been with, who actually enjoyed being with, he was thirty nine and I was twenty four. Maybe that was the old old Wait, the oldest I haven't been was So I want to talk about this, but I'm not older. Do you see what they look at like nowadays, look at j Los about term forty eight. Did you see what these ninth

year olds look like? Yeah? Like little, but they're not okay, So there is a fetish by the way with this, Like I've been. I was reading a book called Tampa. I might have posted. It's like the cover was like a vagina, but it's a button. So I got it at the Strand. If you guys ever come to New York, go to the Strand. It's the best book store in

the world. Anyway, reading this book called Tampa, there's twenty six year old same as you, woman who's married rich, but only is a teacher so she can prey on young men. I would not be a teacher for this reason. Now I don't believe that. Oh yeah, you, but I don't really think that you like she likes in like fourteen fifteen, Oh hell no. But the way that she described the youthfulness, bro, it's not anything about youthfulness, you know. She's like, I like the way that the chest is

still building and coming in. No, she likes how they're like. We're not going to get in pophilia talk right now, because this is legit pedophilia. I want to like the guys who I like, but you have fun eighteen year old and house. No, I haven't funked eighteen year old? Nine year old? He was nineteen, but wait, yes you have I haven't eighteen year old? Who? Please say who? Because we can be it will bleep it. Okay. So when I was can I get Can I go in detail?

Because I was watching TV last night and you or you wanted to stop. He wasn't eighteen nineteen and I don't want to turn in nineteen. No, bro, he's he was nineteen when we fucked. Now I'm about to google. I can't believe you anybody dude that can't drink? Okay, So this is the topic about this because Crystal brings this up a lot, like damn, can he buy you a drink? I don't think you realize that the only place in the world that I d s for under twenty one is the US. So to me, mind you,

it doesn't matter. I lived. I lived. So that's what I'm saying. Um, you're here, You're not You're not living in France, you're not living in Singapore anymore. You're here where I am in New York where clubs are not eighteen and up. Bro birthday is in May. Definitely nice, Thank you bitch. He always on the CUSP did so he was eighteen when we you just had to go anyways, Okay, So I want to discuss this because me and my friend had a conversation and majority actually I could probably say, oh,

all of my home girls date older guys. Yeah. Um, me and one of my other home girls are the only ones that I know who like younger guys. And so me and my friend Taylor were on the phone last night and I was really we were really talking about this because y'all know I ain't ship. The draft was on last night. They motherfucking all my friends hit me up like them, Daddy's which one you're talking like? And I'm just like, oh my god, y'all get the

funk out. Just give Mandy. In Mandy's defense, I'm going to give you this one little bit of credit to date somebody that's and I'm gonna use the word of fluent because you are right, you have a great job and you make your make good money. How else are you going to have someone take you out that's the age and height that you want. If not for the goddamn draft. You're right, you just you're right, so and clearly. My mouth, and I've said this before, my mouth, my

mouth is so reckless. It's not even I don't expose people. I don't do any of that, but my mouth is so reckless. Bitch. I'm twenty six years old and the nigga he never put his hands on me. And that's because I ain't dealt with no goddamn draw a dealer, no street nigga, because I'll be I'll be quick with the nigga. You a fun boy, you this, you that I always get that face with a street nigget. Real life places, a lot of it. Ain't a drug dealer desk doing it well. I like me right, I like

safe guys. So I was talking to my friend last night, and this may come across as weird to people, as to bro, you're in corporate America. You know you have all these followers, You're this, You're that, you've dealt with all these type of men. Why would you go for someone younger? And I was talking to my friend last night,

and you to be the teacher. So if we're gonna bring into the bedroom, if we're gonna bring into the bedroom first, because there's a lot of reasons and I broke this down and I want to share with with followers. Why do you mind the exact why someone who's why an older woman would prefer to deal with the younger man at my age, I'm twenty six, um, so in the bedroom, I will say, in the bedroom, they're more susceptible to experimenting as well as their stamina is a

lot higher. The bitched me three times with a condom, dick hardest, got got hard for the fourth time, and the only reason we ain't fucked was because we don't have another condom. Damn, he's the whole three pack. He used the whole three pack of fresh out of school. Shut the funk up. He was college um, but so he was eighteen almost nineteen. But he fucked me so good. And a lot of the older guys have their one and done. They tired. They tired you could get they

dick back hard and they're tired. They're not gonna give you the dick again. I'm still to the point where I like to be fucked like you gotta have a dude eat map, which is fine, okay, son, So that's in the bedroom, so they're more willing to experiment, and their stamina is a lot higher. Um. On the physical side of things, I will say I'm shallow as fuck. I like a very nice, athletic body. I like. I don't want to belly. I don't want to tiggle with titties.

I don't want to tiggle with saggy balls like. And you might not get that at thirty. You might not get that at forty. I get it. It's when you're much older. But I'm shallowing that aspect. I like a really nice body. I like to be able to look at you all naked across the motherfucker room when don't like, God damn. So there's that. Thirdly, this is the main issue that I have. UM So, I'm twenty six right now. The thought of kids is not in my mind for

any amount of time soon. Um which I was recently talking to a guy, and the issue with talking to him was he wanted kids, like yesterday, how old is he he was at this point? This was before I went to Singapore, so I was twenty four. He was twenties six or seven. Has had an eight year old,

so he already had a kid. And so the issue to me is when I meet these older men, mind you, I have to be willing a to accept baggage because nine times out of ten they already have children or ex wives or things in which will affect me in our relationship. I'm not ready for that. I don't want

to be a stepmom. I don't want to deal with baby mama drama, and I don't want to deal with an ex wife on a On another aspect, if I meet one, by the grace of God, who is above seven years old without a kid, nine times out of ten, they're about ready to have them. I'm not so so I think mentally I'm childish. Bro, I'm childish. I want to have fun and I just want to have hot sex right now. I want to have hot sex too, and I want to have a good time. But I

don't want to waste I don't. It's not that I'm wasting time because if you think about it, there are still plenty of Because you're saying that if you can have a boyfriend, you'd want him to be I would love a boyfriend. I don't care what age he is, honestly, because if you think about it, if we go back to mother fucking Orlando bro. All my friends in Orlando, they're all pregnant or on their second or third or

fourth terms because there, but it doesn't matter. We're twenty six, so they were having babies at this four year age. So if I meet a guy despite his age, I feel like there's still a possibility that we could still build that and I don't have to see here and be his second or third or fourth baby mama. On another point, one more before you get to see your older niggas. On another point, I don't like the older men are often condescending. I feel like I've been on

my own since I was eighteen years old. How much older do you think somebody's gonna be condescending? I wouldn't. I don't know if I sent it to you. The guy that I just mind you. I've tried the older guys. He was I don't know. He's a retired VET, but he maybe forty one. I think he's about forty one. I wonder if you're two headstrong, and that's why there it's probably super headstrong because I have never and I've met so many and it could be that I'm head drunk.

But I don't like a guy to talk down on me. I don't like a guy to see here. This is so funny because we're having crazy different experiences. Right, But men that are younger than I'm gonna say eight because that's probably I mean I said guys under there, I mean I have. But generally if I'm seeking men that like my age on bumble or tender whatever, way over three. Right, So with younger guys, I feel like they always have something to prove to me. Bitch, prove your dick game.

Gonna fuck me, that's it, Like, bitch, I want to I don't need you to sit down with me and tell me all this about to me, that's when the condescending happens. They want to tell me how much smarter they are. They want to be younger guys. They want to be combative and watch Marvel more better listeners to me, they're better listeners. They've been around the block. They're way more swap. They know how to treat a woman, they

know how to fun. They pay cheon support. They got a baby mama in since I was when I was sucking drug deals day had baby mamas. I haven't fun that do and I just it just hasn't happened, but not only that, and I'll sit here to ask you this. So I went back to school late. I went back to school at the age of three, and so I am not I have one semester left like whatever. So to me, even the fact that I can talk about having a mid term and business, these niggas get it.

I feel like we actually have something in comments. I would rather talk to somebody older about my personal life because I feel like they've been through it. I don't like to learn with someone, I like to learn from someone. So right now, I'm getting more into the investing venture of my life, right putting money in different places, waiting for it to grow in a few years. I have conversations with overlay all the time. I mean deep in

my bank account. Like if I spend ten dollars on this and they give me this much back in five years, is that worth it? I can't talk to no fucking kid about that, and I can't talk you can't talk to a kid about that. However, if you meet someone with the same interest as you, and I'm so mad we were not able to bring this up. The the nineteen year old who wants to fund someone else for the first time and hit me up about how to go about doing it with his girlfriend he's been with

for four years. Him so mad we didn't bring it up. We'll bring it up next episode. But him, Bro, he's working at a hedge fund right now and he's nineteen years old. Do you know he could teach me more about He was the president of the investors club at my school. But let's just say that's a niche. It is, okay, it is opposed to somebody that's mid thirties that haven't been around in block and done all this ship that then fell on their face with money, that had these

experiences themselves. That's what I want to me. If you're meeting maybe the submissiveness and me could but it could also be at thirty five. Yeah, if you're meeting someone who works on Wall Street, you could sit here and have that conversation with you. But you'd be surprised how many bitches I know that are with a thirty five year old that's living the name motherfucking House because they ship wasn't together. Bitch, let's really bad. We can dudes

like this, but my friends are. But that's what I'm saying. I have friends that question me about a young nigga. But but you're sitting here, go and Dutch the date w a d because he can't afford it. You're sitting here, how do you talk to a younger dude that wasn't an athlete the year old I just went on to date with. I mean, he comes for money, so it's not fair. But I mean, I'm not going to talk to m hmmm. Actually I did. I sud a guy at my school and did. Yeah, it wasn't good. So

now he's friend zoned and he knows that. But it also might not count that he's on the basketball team. But but we were talking and I mean he has I mean, but that's the thing. He like, couldn't he take care of things? And so that's where you and I are done. The last episode we just had, we were talking about women who were cheating and cheating for money and blah blah blah. So here you go. Let's just say, you fucking with a young dude that don't play ball. Okay, you gotta wait, you gotta stick by

him for years. But see that he's coming out of college making a decent amount of money. The difference, that is the difference too, I am not sitting here. I'm not in high school anymore. I'm not young, So I'm not the woman to sit here and be like, maybe your dreams is to be a rapple. I'm standing by your side, which is clearly why I didn't stand. I don't want to meet anybody that's like still, no, I'm

not gonna lie. I'm not sitting here trying to deal with someone who has dreams and aspirations because I want you to be, you know, settled. However, clearly with me, my like the guys who I end up talking to like they came out to and they like, bitch, my dream is reality. The fuck I'm gonna be number five, six or seven? Big what was his name? Daddy say? When did you know he's gonna be? Like he was born? Barball is hardarious. So I need a lot of y'all.

We're not gonna get into it, but y'all know this bitch don't know ship about got damn basketball. She watched the draft with me last night, so I was trying. She was like, wait, what's so, what's going on? How long did they have to pick a person? Like? How do I know what's going on? It was just she was like, so does it start a seven or eight? Like when do I need to watch this ship? Um?

But it was exciting. That was fun for me because that's when I realized, actually, as much as I talked ship and joke about it with you, you you know so much about sports and love like I love it, Like I literally live eating, breathing. At one point for fucking four years of my life was sports, Like that was my ault to the point where I'm not even gonna lie to you. Do you know my mama I was talking to her my lunch break today. Do you know she sat here and apparently watched the draft last night.

I was like, yeah, girl, I saw that Marquelle faults at number one and he was handsome to Garrel, there was some other ones, and I was just like, honey, he just gonna make he just gonna get all the bitches because he ended rap. She was like, she was like, man, you ain't You're You're talking none of these dudes yet, do you? And I was like the fact that she was. She was like, yeah, there was that handsome one at number three, ja Jason, the one at number three, his

daddy fine tub bitches. Daddy I'll show you. I follow his daddy on Instagram. There but but Jason is also very handy Jason Tatum, I'll show you his Instagram. I follow him. Shout out Duke. Everyone who knows me knows I'm a super Duke fan. I actually met Jason um when he was a part of the Jordan Brand classic here in New York. Super good guys, Daddy, Daddy fine, Um, I hate you. We actually met him at the It was one of the classics at Madison Square Garden. Super

nice guy. Um. So I'm watching all the luck to give me back looking at black man. Who is this? That's him? Who is this? No, this is Mark Ye, this is Marquel Faults. This fucking I might need to go. Yeah, that's Marquel. He was He was the number one back from Africa. Everything is assigned to me, bro Like, why am I not if? I but like the Little lights ganboys, I don't like white or dark, which I love them between. But Jason is just super pretty. But as far as

an athlete, he's super super super. Mandy is not talking to his dude because everybody not. I want you to know because we're not bleeping his name, because we're just fan girling right now, we're super fan girling, but if we were fucking, he would be bleeped. So just so you know, if you hear a name on this podcast, ain't there ain't no when we called out with motherfucker's stuff that he did. You just hope hope hopping to my idea. I mean, wait anyway, with the age, I think,

and it's funny because our reasons are completely opposite. You like to school. I want to learn, like I mean, I like to learn as well, but I also just like fun. And so these guys that I'm around that are younger, there's this childish aspect to it, like we can play fight, we can like I genuinely love just being around someone that we can sit here and watch sucking comics, superhero movies. And I don't think like that. I just like the childho like, I'm not gonna lie.

I loved that did get hard fast as fun and they're but it's just they one day dick when I want dick in my pussy, it all works the funk out. And because they're so young, how fast, bitch, Like, what do you mean you two seconds? Bitch? Put the dick in my pussy I'm gonna get the Dick card and you're gonna keep going. That's it what happens, boot, bitch, they did go right now, like Henny Dick. How is Henny Dick when they're young? Henny Dick? Are they all know to drink Henny? Now? Let me stop? Um? I

don't know. I'm not gonna lie. I don't like drunk sex. I feel like they can't genuinely feel it, and my pussy drives up. So I don't like Henny Dick. Henny Dick will be another topic, because, bitch, I think niggas think they're fucking Superman with Henny in their system, and we don't enjoy our pussies just being potted out for dear life. Like, we just don't like it, dude, And I know you're not enjoying it. So I mean, I

don't know for any of you guys listening. If you're older and like younger guys, I would love to hear your stories. Maybe we could talk about it. Anybody's done, somebody that was like high school or college? Can we not talk about pedophilia? High school senior pretty much graduating is eighteen. Gee, it's it's hot. If oh, my god. Okay, So if any of our followers, um, particularly older ones, and we're gonna talk about women, because older guys with

super young girls are just it's just weird. Um, but isn't. Yeah, we know you, we know you two at fourteen, we know, we know that's gross. So my the guy lived with them when I was eighteen, he was twenty. Yeah, like they're definitely close to thirty. To me, it's just not the same. So if any of our followers, we are actually finally getting a ton of female listeners, and I'm super excited because you guys are writing us and I enjoy hearing from you guys, and it's super fun because

at one point we had only male listeners. Um, but for them we were like niggers. Name was like, so, I guess you can listen to this bay. A lot of girlfriends, though, are saying that they listened to it with their friends. Yes, and it's super awesome. So for the guys, for the ladies who listen to us and maybe dealing with someone younger or have a I don't know, if it's a fetish um with younger guys, we would love to hear your story and we would love to

hear like why you do so? Um. Other than that, if you have any story to share with us, UM, if you want our advice, if you want to know what the funk we think about Yo ho ship, go ahead and email us at Horrible de Asians at gmail dot com. You guys can also catch us at horrible underscore decisions on Instagram decisions and Dick decisions be Also, if you're interested in becoming a sponsor, please email us. UM.

I think we're okay at reading ads. It's pretty awesome and everyone keeps saying our show is not long enough. So if you guys want us to have a longer show, y'all gotta stop breaking them guy dann coins who were paying for this guy down studio time? Um, and again, if you guys want to find me on Twitter on Instagram, you're more than welcome to catch me at Full Court Pumps this year, Girl, Mandy and Wheezy, where can they find you? I'm on I G as well Weezy WTF

and I'll see you guys. We will see you guys next time. I Love