Ep15: Why Do Women Cheat?!

So too much, too much, too much juice. When this played in the club, everybody was just like like no, no, So Hi guys, we are back with another episode of horrible decisions. Um. The song that I just played was a niger song. If you guys follow me on social network, I just got back from Nigeria. What is so funny because like when we were growing up, used to be like I'm mixed and now you're all of a sudden just a loud and Africa what I love? Well? I

love going to the motherland. Um. This was actually my second trip again for you guys who don't know, I just got back this week from Nigeria. I was there for about two weeks. Um. It was interesting to say um. Nonetheless, if you guys also know I went to South Africa last year, what hold on, guys, Wheezy is like, I'm just oh, I have a lot of new people that are like I just found you guys. Matter bro. At the end of the day, everyone knows whoy I am.

You can introduce yourself when the fun we get to you, because I am who I am. Damn. Anyway, I want to maybe tis so last year I went to Africa, um and yeah, so I was just in Nigeria for two weeks. It was fun, it was exciting. Um. I think Wheezy missed me and she fucking faced time. He every fucking day. But bitch, I just wanted to see some like African in the background. You know what I'm saying.

We'll see And this is the thing. So for any of you guys who don't know, Nigeria is one of the countries in which you actually need a visa UM to go to. And this isn't a visa that you could just buy at the airport, like you actually have to go to the embassy or get one on arrival, but you actually have to be invited by someone who

lives there. So I'm going to oh my God. And see that's another little so I'll tell you guys, so when you go to Nigeria, so if you know there's all these stigmas about you know, everyone thought I was there getting dick down by a huge African man, dingo dick everybody. I was actually there celebrating my home girl's birthday.

People ask me that, like, and I'm gonna let It's funny that even people who knew I was there with my friend were just convinced I was going to be the African prints and it's it's actually it's really like no, Bro, no Prinson as the Moon do none of that ship. So I actually go there and at a lot of the clubs and the places where the bosses would be, they won't let you in unless you're with a guy already because they'll assume that you're working like you're a prostitute.

And so even for the pros, so even like the v I P section, Bro, if like you weren't with a guy, they weren't letting you in. So that I was like that for me any visa, like they felt like I wasn't allowed to go in v I P. Even when dudes wanted to invite me v I P they had. Yeah, they had to come and get you. And that's what it was for me. And but you know me happy. Is there a problem? Hello? Oh God, shut up? But no, it was fun. Um, it was

a lot. It was probably the most I don't want to say, the most third world country I've been too, because I have been to Philippines and Cambodia, which were pretty bad, but I had never been to a place where there are so many beggars, like and they were literally hustling, but like the children. We would be literally sitting at a light and there would be probably eight kids at the window just with their hands like asking for money. Like, oh my god, right, but I know,

but I was there for two weeks. It was just it was just a lot. It was just a lot to take in. Not only that, because it's not a tourist place, bro, there was like nothing to fucking do. Like all we did was club. I did go and see a Nigerian film it's called Nollywood like Hollywood, which was cool, but there's nothing to do there, Bro, Like, there's nothing to do. And then are you in the biggest city. I was in Legos, well, Victoria island. It's not Lucky Legos a logos. I believe Lego. I believe

it was Legos Bro. I'm gonna let them come for you, let them come for me. I'm pretty sure it's Lego. But I stayed them Lucky and we partied in Victoria Island. I was on the island part, not the mainland. Um it was cool, though it was cool, got no dig But as soon as the guy bad guy did, I showed in which I was waiting like it was so bad while I was there, So I'm texting no. So the nigga who I ended up, we were talking girl,

So I hopped on it. As soon as I got off my flight, well, I got on my flight, went home, then went I have never ever after a fifteen hour flight, I'm sorry, I need to Punna. Give a fuck, bitch I was going for I was. That was a little longer. So as soon as I land, sorry off Africa now. But as soon as I land, which I had this nigga weight in mind. You we have been texting the whole time in Africa. At one point while I was in Africa, he even asked me like, ain't you an

Africa bitch? Why are you sex to me? Like I guess he thought I was within a nigger. I said, listen, ain't nobody getting dick out here. You're gonna talk dirty to me till I get to motherfuck New York. And so he was in town and it was just it was great. I'm so glad you had sex because I feel like I'm in such a better mood when it's good for you, because I just got off the goddamn l train. Dude, it's such a trash anyway. Um, So I was in Italy three weeks ago. We haven't recorded

in a while because Mandy's been gone. So then I'm going to Miami next week in the Orlando by the way, I'm happy week in New York. Yeah, I hope we see some of you guys at the march. Um. So, yeah, I was in Italy three weeks ago. I finally saw a lover boy and what I lost my ass virginity. No, you didn't even tell me this? Were you saving this for the show? No? I didn't tell you a figure, but you didn't get into detail, like I didn't know, like we don't about a last day. How did you

like it? So I did? Wait, you liked it. He was super gentle, so um, anyway, have to be you know, I moved into my apartment and then literally the next day I'm flying to Italy. So I was like super stressed. But it's just that I already had that time off. I didn't want to take anymore because I'm doing Tokyo. Um. So yeah, I was super stressed on the plane, right

because you know, I'm looking funked up as ship. And then like you know, when you have them thirty minutes, like on the plane, in that little fucking shitty bathroom to get like pretty, I came out with makeup on and heals the ship in the person. We're back to my seeing the guy was like, no, somebody else sitting here was like, oh no, it's me. You might have seen Kelly and now I'm Beyonce. Oh my god, shut them. Anyway, it was a fucking amazing trip. It was a vacation

for both of us. So like I arrived, Um, his bags were lost, and I thought he was going to be in a super bad mood, but like I was, I got back from Africa and they lost but at least you lost it when you get home. You're right you're right, you were right. I felt so you're right. Um. I get in and he was waiting for me, and I was like feeling super nervous. I couldn't even look him in the face because you know, all you're doing is fucking texting and sending dick face, and you finally

see somebody again, you're like, oh, ship. So I didn't really know what type of ship he was gonna be on for this trip, right, like we just like fucking all day or what's going on? But I felt like a princess. We get there, I'm like, oh, do you want me to get tickets for the water bus. He's like no, We're taking a private water taxi to the hotels. Like okay, yeah, your So we get to the hotel and he we had two bottles of champagne. Bro like fucking like crazy or so excited to see each other.

I think literally when I arrived, he sucked me in the ass, which was crazy. I don't I'm like, be wrong, but I was like, you know, when you're talking about something so much, you want to sew. I gave a massage and open dude. I We got to the room and like, so we were together about maybe an hour and a half before we sucked, and like, you know, we just looking at each other. He's taking pictures in me.

I'm like flashing the fucking camera when We're on this fucking Gonda along the way to hotel, just being like, you know, ratchet of course, and I was in Ventice by the way in Italy, and so yeah, we get in the room and it's like this gorgeous sucking balcony, like these gold like columns, and I was like, um, so I'm like trying not to get in my feelings, you know what I'm saying, because this ship was just

like way too nice. I'm like, so, um, we're on the balcony, we were like literally in the robes, just like sex face when just everything's gross, drinking champagne, have an amazing time. He gives me this fucking jewelry he got for me, Like it was just like I was super overwhelmed. We get to this Michelin restaurant. I love Michelin start restaurants China, Mousey and what they're like, you know, especially out of the country, and I just felt so

fucking spoiled. And then I was like, bitch, scale it back and don't get used to this mind, you don't scale it back. Because she did call me in her mother fucking buck all the details I want you all to note. She called me almost panicking, like, no, no, I'm not going to shut the funk up on this because we are going to be telling by myself. Okay, let me get it out. Okay. So but I was say, I say I would let me tell you what happened.

So we're at this restaurant. This is the moment when like I can feel his energy, and this is when I knew he really missed me. He's touching me every five seconds, staring at my eyes, touching my face. He said something like I haven't liked somebody this much in ten years, and it was like overwhelming. And then there's this moment where he's like we get back to the room after we're like we like fucking dipped our feet

in this canal and we're making out doing this. It's just like so fucking much, you know, And then he's we're in the room. I don't know if I'm massage to shoulders or something or what I did, but he looked at me and he said, why are you single? Not that question and I was like, it's so crazy because you get that question always from people who was like, nigga, hello, yeah, make me un single. Well, let me steal back for a second. First, when I heard the question, I'm I

immediately started blaming myself. And I was like, for what, what were you blaming yourself? I was picking things about me right, Oh, you know, maybe because I'm by. I don't know, because I can't decide what I want. I don't know because I'm gonna have fun, I don't know what to say. And then it's time and time and time and time went on. I was starting to think, like, I'm just a good partner now, I just didn't I don't. I mean, I think I had great parts about me,

but now I'm like a full woman. Now I have the great job and the personality and doing this and that, or you know, now I know how to listen more and I'm more caring and I'm generous, and um, I just I don't know. I think I've just become a different person and now people see it. And I was just thinking, like women always blame themselves so much about why they're single, Oh, because blah blah blah. And finally, I was just like, I'm just single because I haven't

met the right person. Right. But it's so funny because when people ask me that question, I can ask that question as well, like especially I'm now I'm about to be seven. Not only am single, I have no kids, Like you know, I'm gonna goa catch, I think, goddamn it. And it's literally to the point where and that's my answer. It's never blaming myself. And I don't think women should

blame themselves as to why they're single. It's literally the fact that maybe you haven't found somebody who you want to see here, because I got a nigger right now who who's like, can you be wifie? And I'm not gonna lie. I was completely honest. I said I would not cut all my holes off for you. I'm sorry, Like I legit, Like if I show you the text message, that doesn't mean you're in a relate like you you open to a guy doing all that to me, I'm

not gonna lie. There's no way. And we'll discuss this later um when we get into the horrible decision, but there's no way that I'm going to sit here and I would say settle with a guy, regardless of how much he likes me, regardless of how we blend, and I feel like I would have to go somewhere else to make up for what he may not do, whether it's financial means, whether it's in the bedroom, whether it's so if I don't find a nigga, Lawyer Bay has everything,

I would cut everybody off for Lawyer Bay. But if it's a person who I feel like I would step out of a relationship with or I can't see myself growing with, I'm not going to settle. I'm not in high school anymore. But I think it's a bad thing to just have someone for right now. It's not so anyway. This is when I called you freaking out because I had to just I had to tell her about her bro But I don't know what I needed to be checked.

But this is in my defense. You know, we are chilling in the day, we want another gun in the little weaven sex. It's awesome and we like really thrive. I noticed like together on dates. We have a lot of fun going out and doing together. So something that has been an issue in a lot of relationships for me is me giving women attention. Nigga's like when you talk to the like chicks, they think it's sexy to fund a girl, have it three somewhere whatever. But like

the attention I give can be too much. So yeah, because he knows you're buy knows that you legit have a girl for it, and at the end of the day anymore. But right, But but real quick about that, because I do want to for the bisexual individuals listen, because I've been told about myself a lot, and there's actually a lot of guys who don't have the insecurity and don't like that. You feel like you got to go to a bitch to be pleased that they can't do it for you. It's so true, and they're like,

what is it? What is sure? I didn't think I was going to do this, But we went to this jazz club. We're chilling, having a good time, and he, uh, there's a few things that let me. I think made me freak out when I called you because I realized there were things I liked about him a lot that I haven't had on a long time. We get to the jazz club and there's a girl sitting next to us. She young, she's with her friends, Cutest Buck and I'm

feeling her. He goes out as a cigarette or something, and by the time he is not bothered at all. I mean, like totally secure, not bothered at all. And by the time he came back, I was like, Okabe, they just graduated, blah blah blah, let's get them shots. He's like, yeah, okay, like doesn't skip a beat. And then I remember like looking at him a few times, like I'm sure he's piste. Nothing nothing changed in his face.

He just knows who the funk I am, which is strange because we just kind of met right a few minutes ago. Another thing happened that I really liked. I didn't realize how in my personal life I'm really dominant, whether it's work, I take care of my family, I handle everything on my conversations. Got damn you in a room. Everybody got to know you got you. And I hate to say I hate bring it to money, but it is what it is. I'm just gonna say it. He wouldn't let me spend like two bucks on a gelato.

That's not a bad thing, right, But I loved how fucking manly it was. Like when we got to the jazz club, the tap was like a hundred bucks. I paid it. Well, I like snuck around and paid it and he almost got mad. It's so funny though, but everything, but this is why you in the casino right, Like we were heading to the casino. I was trying. I was about to take money out and he was like no, Like I mean every fucking thing I wanted to do on my own, well it was buy something for myself. Like,

I don't know. And as much as I love to be independent, I cannot tell you did not turn me on. How assertive he was. That sh it turned me the fun on it, I think. And it's not the money. It's like something about the dominance with it, like letting someone know that they have to take care of you. But what's crazy is you're acteel like this is something new that you're saying. We didn't heard about you being

put on a leash. We know that your ass really submissive in real life, like men treating me with nice things doesn't have to do with submission though, girl, it doesn't at all. And that's the funk up things. See, I've dated dudes with money before like this, probably with more money whatever, right, right, But there's something about the assertiveness with this. He just let you know, but you're not gonna put your debit card on that ship's sucking sexy.

So anyway, last night, I mean the last day, I got so fucking sick, right, and he's supposed to take me to the opera. All we could do is sit in bed. And dude was not pissed that all I'm talking about, like didn't make me know he wanted to see it too, Like who gives a funk about opera. The point is like I thought that he was gonna guilt trip me a little bit, Like I got dressed, I got super sick in this fucking restaurant. I didn't

tell him, but it'll probably find out now. We were in this fucking nice ass like you know, outdoor like patio ship, having sucking jam Payne again and eating all this nice ship and I was like, oh, I'll be right back. I was in the bathroom like there was egg and something. No bitch, I was so sick. Yeah, well, for you guys, eggs, Like we go out anywhere, it's like, oh, please make sure there's no eggs, no eggs, no mayo, no anything, but fucking eggs do not have it. So

it was a great trip. We gave each other space, you know. Sometimes he'd sleep, I'd read my book like we were chilling. It was great and I like him Alan, and I think we're gonna see each other in like a month. I'm gonna go back to Europe where he's working. Um anyway, so when I called Mandy to freak out, I asked him, after he asked me why I was single,

I said, Oh, why are you single? Because just throwing the question back, and this motherfucker's said, after three days of fucking romance and champagne and pussy and spoiling, Oh, because I don't want a girlfriend. And then I realized that I probably choose the wrong end. I don't know what the funk I was thinking. And I was having a heart attack because I told Mandy, Now, when someone tells you that after you've spent so much time together, I think it put this gray area around my feelings mind.

It just gave me this cap on how I can feel for you, like I can't push it past here because but this is also a thing too, and I feel like a lot of women do this. They're in a position where they're having fun, they meet a guy the sex is cool. I just really like and then they get in their feelings and then at one time they weren't pushing a title because it was just fun.

And then when they get in their feelings, they expect the guy to be exactly on the same page as them at that same exact point, and it's just like, no, it was my fault, but but that's but see, don't even blame yourself on that. It's literally with any guy that you're dealing with. And I I I've plenty women. But you can't stay here and blame yourself at that point. It's up to you. Are you cool with still remaining as what you guys are and let it go from there.

But let me ask you a question. Do you feel like now you're just waiting on him to sort of quote unquote pop the question like, hey, can you be my girlfriend? Like is that? Do you feel like that's what you're waiting on? Like at first I was upset because I was like, wow, I'm not sucking anybody else and all I mean, because you think everything, but he's still going for a minute, I'm facing I'm like, look, I can't hold my pussy this long. So when am I going to see and he said, well, I will

look at place and I'll get back to you. And I said, I'm not as right. So to me, I mean, you know what it is. It's like I'm his girlfriend but he's single. Yeah, which I think a lot of girls do that. Actually they sit here and they are exclusive, you know someone who's not exclusive to them. I'm gonna be honest with you though. Um at first, like I said, I needed it, I don't need it. I think I'm just getting older, I'm getting more maternal. I know, in

a few years along kids and a man. And so to me, if I'm having a good time or spending time with someone, that has to mean something. I don't know if helping in my life in a year from not. Maybe he won't, maybe he won't, But I really like what we have. We have great chemistry, we have a really good connection, and I'm just we're gonna take it

back whatever. I'm not going to put pressure on it, but I'm not going to be unopen to the possibilities of, you know, somebody that is going to take me serious. But right now I'm not actively looking for men like I was. I'm super satisfied, super cute like I mean, don't get me wrong, if I found someone I was like, oh my god, you're amazing, let's get married. But I don't know what I go for it. Maybe but I'm just not looking. I mean, I don't want anybody else.

I like what I have going on. Things fall in your lap when you're not looking anyway. Yeah, And honestly, the friendship that we have is really fun. To ask him a lot of investing questions rights things like that about my money or what I should do at work, and we're getting more personal in that lew And I think maybe bringing him more into my personal life maybe makes me feel like, oh well, if you're not doing it for me, is something wrong? But that's what I

choose to do. I can't push him to do nothing. I don't think I am but not like weird. And it's almost like he's not a whole boy. Sometimes I send up a picture of a bitch. Today the two posted the thick check or not She's so. I posted this been on my Instagram today and mind you, we've talked about this before. I like girls. We see likes girls, but we see like them slim. I like them Amazonian and this Amazonian this bitches. I was like, man, I

swiping left right. He's like, I think right, Like she's so fine to me. What's her Instagram? Kelly mourn I believe the name is. We'll spell it out for you, guys. So let me get to the sex and I get out. Let me tell you the name. So y'all gotta follow her. Um, it's Kelly k e l l E moreen m or moron more. I don't know m o r a N. So it's k e l l E mo m o r A And I don't know if she finds bitch car on my face. I'm gonna be honest. She's just a little too. She's a plus size model. I need

the plus like she's ever plus sizes. But I mean she fine, but don't even like bro. She's thick as fun like got is bottom heavy, but her stomach flat. She got a little to these little little arms. How she big? Brokay? She by shaving me. I know I have had dudes. Don't do this to me. That's fine. It's going to this right now. It's fine. Whatever, Um

you go. You gotta be bit stand up. There's some disgusting ship that I realized I like, and it's really nasty, but he knows it, and he'd be feeding into the ship. So I'd be like, okay, is this leading into our King of the week. I will so a few nasty things we did. I realized I like to be fed um semen? You were he wait? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait one moment. Oh no,

I need to I need to break this down real quick. Okay, okay, because wait wait wait, because I'm about to ask you some motherfucking questions on Jesus Christ. So let me ask you if it's similar to this real quick, because I have a guy who wanted to do this, so I want to know if this is something you would do, apparently since you like being fed semen um he was he wanted me to like comeing up because he made

me square. He wanted me to come in a cup remember the story, Mix it with sarok and drink it. Is that what you're like? Would you maybe use the wrong word? Would you mix semen with well, you don't even like sack? Yeah? Would you make talk about where the brief comes? Um? So when I said fed, maybe I used the word there was two literal bus So what explain. Let me just say, so we make him

look like mad. So we've been like every sex we had was mad sweet and I was like, yo, I need you to suck me like O. He was like oh yeah. It was like yeah, like a sup right, and obviously I won't to me like a dirty little So anyway, he comes right and like, let's say, he comes in my face, maybe something gets on my chest, I'll look at it. Then he fucking takes his hand and wipes it up and puts it in your mouth. Like literally, I get every single drop off of his

sucking fingers in his hands. And we were having like face time sex, so to speak, like this weekend, and uh, he came in his hand and I was like I don't want to see it. I was like I want to see it, and he was like in his fingers and I was and I was bit off. I don't make the screen. What do you mean you see? I'm nasty. I'll sit here and be like, can you look it for me? Since I'm not there, I'm having my niggas like they don't coming ship into that year, but I

could be. So you're making it go to waste. I already know what Dominic Santos, No me sucking his deck? Oh? I thought you just said like we had this fucking hot as sex on the balcony. This is Nike ass. But oh Ship, that was when weird outside. I'm gonna need you to get you cute, I am. Look at this little outfit I got. I really don't want to she's really I was great, right bro? Why are you not using any of your hands? Though? Can you wait for the bill about bitch? I was on my knees,

but I want to submissive. His dick is actually a very good size, you know, a white guy, so that's a big dicky. He loved the hand, Ship though. I was about to say, did you put both hands? Yes, hands on the dicks. I'm proud. I'm proud of you. Thank you, I'm so proud of you. My friend put two hands on it. Bit everything. Hello, Like literally, I feel like when he gets tired of sucking, like I just get two hands like that and it's gonna make him up. Uh So, anyway, that was the night I

got sucked in the ass. But I've been like really like being fed com Like it's fucking dirty and nasty and I love it. No, I don't because my voice. So the ass fucking bro Like, first of all, you know we used the weed vibe right right right, So I bring the weed by with me, and you know the we by has two inserts, so it can either in your pussy and be on your click, can go in your pussy and be in your ass. So he sticks it in my pussy, puts it on the clip, sticks his dick in my pussy with the wee by

brought the ship was crazy. And then once I got like super crazy, we started sucking an ass. Now my anal virginity guys got taken on my back. He wanted me to be shit, that's hardcore. Well no, I not even it was. It's to me because he was saying, if you're bent over, it's probably gonna be too mon like. So when I first had antal sex, I was actually I was on my side and he like he went in that way. And then all the other times that I've done it, um Jesus does sounded like a lot.

Let me not say all the other times I had so the three hundred and sixty four days a year, I hear it. No, I actually well, actually just lay flat like all a flat and stomach. Yeah, I'm not doing doggy style with addictions. So he wanted me to be on top. But like, did he know? He was saying that way? You know how much you want to put in the head, bitch, I'd stop at the mother. He got a thick, ask dick, Oh that dick, and that was your girl. Put that dick in my ass?

I just because it's so good, And I tell him, yeah, he could do it. I told you he could get whatever he wants. Bitch. I'm almost crying, but I can't let him go. Come for everything, bitch. I'm be telling him to just come like you're ready. I'll be in pain, but I just let him do whatever you want to do to me. I wasn't in pain until he hit one little It was that spinker bit. He got a little too far and I was like all right, um,

but I mean, dude, I really enjoyed it. And so he wanted me to tell him over and over where his dick it's in my ass. I think it's I know, literally, I think it's a mental thing because I've let me not say I've got guys, but the times that I've had an say that's a great that's a great times that I have hit anal sex. The guys are like, well, hold am I in, Like let me know where I'm at. You're in my ass and that should be hurt. But I'd be like, nigked, you know where you act? Like

are you does it feel good? All right? That's my dude? Or just come already like you just find the dirty stung like he likes. He says, like he told me today, like, yo, you come out here in a month like were sucking an ass, bro? And I was like, she brought that ticket. The guy down Italy. You know if you get on a passport stamp flight but you get the said to me, you did a little bit last time, but you know you were a champ for me. But it's going down.

This is but sex territory anyway. Yeah, the anal sex is great. I loved it. I came from it and I asked for it every single time. It wasn't even like he was like are you ready? So can I ask you for our listeners who may have not had anal sex but are thinking of venturing into it, did you do any preps? Like did you like I was sucking my own ass like a different type of eyeladers and butt plugs before I got to Italy, like I was getting ready for that. Did you but did you listen?

Did you eat that day? Did you do any type? Let me tell you, it was so funny when we were done fucking, he said. And it was so clean, babe. Not if you remember that ship, but I did because I took it like a fucking compliment. So let me tell you what I did. I did eat that day, but like, I didn't eat anything that I knew would like my fingers in my ass and made sure like super clean, like even when I got off the dick, like I was like staring at it like anything. Yeah,

I'm just gonna say it. Um, I made a joke on a few episodes ago. If you ever didn't ask the mouth wait after he took it out your ass, you put it in your mouth? Oh you're filthy. Wait. I never even did that ship. Oh my god, No, No, this is staying on the show. Bit you sat here and told everyone I just got He was like, no, we're keeping this ship on the motherfucking show and my own goddamn defence. Okay, it was part of the role play. He was like, Yeah, you're a fucking little slut and

he took it out. My ask like that is disgusted. Okay, isn't nasty? So I get bit let me back up. It was the last night we just have to see you know what I'm saying? That was right? But did as dick taste better than condom dick? Dude, I was super clean. Don't check you out. It tasted like lemon barbona. Get out of here, get the the final scene. Let me. I'm gonna turn the sound down because you could hear, Oh my god, trying to guess you know what I'm saying.

But so I was telling him like something I really wanted to do was somewhere in the street. I don't know why, but like, well, can we get before you go into I'm gonna go into and then we'll get into the King. So if this was hold bro, we're out after jazz club fucked up, it's we're just going in these different little canals and streets or whatever. So I was like starting to touch him and she was like get on your knees and I was like, okay, so here I am sucking his dick in the Grand

Canal in Venice. You know, just fancy and skanky at the same time. And all of a sudden, I see some lights going by, and so just to give you, I'm in an alley away from the street. But that doesn't mean that there's not water on the other side. Okay, So I'm by the water, all right. If y'all see the pictures of Venus Hole, she was like by the water, we're right on the cusp. Like if he pushed back when end, she'd fall in the water. So I'm sucking his dick with the edge because we don't want to

be by the street where people was at. Of course, there is a huge water taxi that I'm gonna say it was holding maybe fifty people. Bitch, I was so embarrassed. He hasn't on video. I haven't seen yet. But if you stuck in his dick off fifty people pass you, I think the dick was in my mouth like that. It was really bad. Let me show you. It was like I am over it, you are over it. But like, b it's just like I think I would like someone watching.

But the possibility of fifty people saying dick in my mouth and then like, yeah, you can hear me say some shing like, Oh my god, is that people? Wait real quick? Can is he uncircumcised? Yeah? Is that an uncircumcised dick? You don't fucking circumcised dick. I have not had an uncircumcised dick, and so long, what seriously gets your life? Bro? I swear the reason it's so much hotter is like, so when you use two hands and

the skin goes. I get that, I get that sensitive. Yeah, but I'm just used to sucking uncircumcised, like circumcised dicks. So when they're uncircumcised and that extra skin, bro, it like throws off my rhythm of women are like because I remember sex in the City when I was a kid, right, and they were freaking out when Charlotte said she saw an uncircumcised dick, and the dude was so uncomfortable because her reaction, and he went and got circumcised. You know

what's crazy. I've had like two that I can even recall right now, you bitch hasn't been that many, but no, like and that I really liked. But they were only if this makes sense, they were only uncircumcised when they were soft, because no, their dick's got so big there

was no skin. Yea, that he wasn't. I've had skin to where it's just like, oh my god, every time I sucked, the skin covers the head and I'm fucking gross out and I'm just like, okay, I've never seen that, no seriously, and so it just hasn't gone any further than that. But no, like the lay, I believe it's like maybe out of its little You're so it might be a white boy thing because a lot of black guys are circumcised. Okay, let's scale it back. It's not

a white white thing night. Like I read something like a percent of the country US like a circumcised in the rest of the world is is uncircumcised. It's an American culture to be like, so you did that makes sense. You funk with foreigners, makes perfect suck sunse foreigners, foreigners, That's true. I have an American dude, and you fuck foreigners, so that makes perfect sense. While you're out here fucking

uncircumcised turtleneck dicks. It makes fucking purple perfect sense. I'm let me tell you something I can't do American white boys, and then they're gonna start with the questions like it's not really racist if you say the N word because I'm not fucking turtle night dicks. Well, it's fine what I mean from Australians to Europeans too. Now I'm taking it too far. Yeah, you're taking away so questions. So

you had fifty people watching you. So this actually so for any of you guys listening who may feel turned on by this, this is actually a thing. Um, this leads us to our kink of the week. So if you guys know, we ned kinks of the Week every episode. This is where we fucking inform you motherfucker's awesome ship. You may have not known. So what is it called when you enjoy an audience? I guess so to speak, Um, I don't even know if I enjoy the audience. It

was strange, like, so it's called voyeurism. It's the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching others, um, and so not being watched. We'll have to do that another episode. Voyeurism. Yeah, And so for me, it's strange because I usually like to watch people like I I could never have sex, and like a sex club or something, have people watch me like I couldn't, or even like in a room

I wouldn't want people to watch me. But something about like that outdoor sex, like getting caught, I think is what I got turned on at. But with the fifty people end up being a total goddamn show. No, that's a little bit much. I feel like I should have gotten paid way more than that. I was so fucking shot, bro. I had this hat on, you know, that little die cat I wear all the time, and I like literally took it toward my face. I was so scared going

to burn that. Guys, I'm going to burn this motherfucking network anywhere else and I'm going to Um. So I'm I'm actually super into that. Um it's so odd. I don't know if any of my female followers do it like I do, but I'm clearly single. So I talked to other men. Whether they're single or not single doesn't matter to me. But what I don't care, and it's

I talked to whoever I want. They don't need to be really talked to whoever the funk I want, And that's just what the funk I do, and I don't get a fuck and so it's something that I do often. All all like asked them to send me videos of them fucking other girls or having their dick suck by other girls, and that ship is just sexyful. Why am I fucking wrong when I asked loverboy to do it because you have feelings for him these things. I'm just sucking, bro,

I'm just sucking. No, Bro, No, Bro, it's not the fucking sing It's not if he's the one who's saying, oh, bab, you got me so horny and I gotta go fun this out. But no, it's different the niggas whore. I'm just fucking because I enjoyed their fucking dick. I'm not emotionally attached. Could I sit here and tell Lawyer Bay to send me a video of him another girl? Absolutely not funck No, and I Lawyer Bay is Bay. I get it. It's so I get jealous, don't get me wrong,

but it's like a different kind of jealousy. Know. So if it's a nigga that I'm just having a phone with, I'll tell him. Like the nigga who I just felt when I got back from Africa, I told him straight up, I said, whatever holds you fucking put them holes on hold because I need you ready, Like I don't need you to just a bit a couple of days before you come suck me. So I told him you, I said, put your holes on hold. Tell them you got something else going on. And that's it. So that's what that is,

goddamn it. So what we're about to do NA is getting too the horrible decision and this week it is women chating't um. So I made a post recently and I need to yeah, and I see my rant girl. I asked the question as to why women cheat, um, and we got a ton of respe most of them, um, we're just lacking affection. Um that they felt like they

weren't getting enough attention. There was actually laid it down into the two reasons I wrote down, and there was actually another one UM that dealt with finances ironically, which we'll get into. Just read the screen. The screen say money and emotions. It's literally because I'm gonna tell you what it is real quick sixty seconds. Women cheat for emotions because they take more time to think about it. Men when they cheat, they can make that decision in

twenty seconds. You could be in a bathroom, a cute girl walks in. You're gonna am I A man didn't feel bad women when I've cheated. Oh, bitch, I thought about it for weeks. Bitch, I was plotting on them, motherfucking dick because I felt so unloved. And you know what, you see the signs men see it coming. You stopped doing ship, you stopped taking it on dates, stop sending them going in text, and then we want some other dick. Eventually, you don't give me attention. Bro, I'm telling you, at

least labor boy beyond it, you know. And it's so crazy. So that was more emotional as far as the attachment. I actually have. Um, a friend of mine, we just had to have this conversation. She'd be with this guy a little over two years. She's now in grad school and um, she has a sugar daddy. So we literally talked about this because I'm like, listen, listen bit on the college so in her eyes, listen, listen to this

in her mind. And we literally had a like probably an hour and have conversation about this on the phone because I'm just like, bro, you're cheating on your naked She was like, but I'm not because it's for money, and I was just like, you are having in a business. Yeah, And I'm like bro, you're literally having sex with someone else for money. I know this is your friend, and I hate to say this, but when I did my rant, this is what I said. I believe that good women

cheat because of emotions, because that's the only thing. It's not. We see fine dudes every day. We can't offered dick every day. Yeah, but but we still go for the rule. But I'm gonna tell only ain't ship. Bitches is cheating for money. I really believe that ship. I'm gonna tell you why, because you're cheating to gain money. Leave that bumbass nigger. That's what I told her. You ain't shit. If you out here fucking want a dude who's a fucking bum and can't help you out you cheating for money.

You ain't ship because you're sitting here and like, oh this dude gives me this, but not not be by your self. And that's why I'm single, because I refused to be due. They can't do anything else for me. No, I'm gonna don't make this all my life for money. You ain't ship, and I'm sorry, but neither is your friends. Well, she could be smart, maybe she's book smart, but she does because she's still with that dude who can't help getting because now I need to know she's getting a

nice amount. I ain't even gonna hold you. She get in a good amount, and what's her due. Let's let's not make it. Yeah, let's not make it too personal. Well, speaking of this, you just said what you had to say about her. So I have one of ours together and nobody for money, she'll leave your ass. I already know that's right, but you gotta post because you might have some of this goddamn advice for one of our listeners.

So um, when I posted this on Instagram, I told our listeners to please send it any stories if they have any stories about being cheated on. And um, so this is the email that we received. Again, guys, if you guys want to listen to your story or have us give you advice on our show, you're more than welcome to email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com and we will read your stories on the air. So you gotta listen to this be because which I

ain't even gonna hold you. I want her to keep listening, but we're gonna be honest. Okay, I'm so hi, ladies, I absolutely fucking love your show. I'm a woman in my early thirties currently cheating on my significant other. So here's the backstory. I'll try to keep it short. I have been with my children's father since I was twenty years old. He's seventeen years older than I am, and um many at least. Okay, and we have been together for eleven and a half years now. He can't get

it up. Hold on. We have three children together, and I have one child from a previous relationship. So okay. For the first seven years, everything was great until I found out he was married. Excuse me, the first one years, seven and a half years, hold On, girl. After that, the respect and the love went out the window. I didn't look at him the same and everything that came out of his which I don't know, bitch, two hands, bit right, sold on, hold On, so she couldn't believe

anything out of his mouth. In two thousand and fourteen, I left him for another another man. I know you did it, hold On, but this this is the kicker. I lost some slates on Okay. Apparently he still does not know to this day. But after a year and a half, I had some financial struggles and decided to go back to him now girl, but she said, went back. Then she went back for money. But now. The first few months were okay, but then he started holding back on sex and went from three times a week to

twice a month. Then for the last fifteen months now, which, bitch, if you do the math, is a year and three months, they've had no sex. WHOA. I have done everything from dry humping him to walk, bitch. I have done everything from dry humping him to walking in front of him naked, but to no avail. I asked him a few months ago if he's catching blue balls since he hasn't been releasing anything, and his response to me was he was

waiting until our wedding. Now, mind you, I said, this is my significant other and we've been together for over eleven years with three kids and still not married at this point, I don't even want to get me. If you can look at me for seven years knowing that you are married to someone else, I'm just completely turned off, clearly, not because but you right back with them. I never condoned cheating. I never condoned cheating, but now I understand

why most girls do it. It's not the best feeling in the world to feel unwanted by your partner, but she got emotions and financial woes she got. Everyone tells me what the side comments broken the question? Everyone tells me I should just leave and go find someone else. But it's hard financially at the moment, and it's even harder when there's kids involved, at least in my situation. Love lying, cheating hr who really doesn't feel that, who really don't feel that bad about it? Who really don't

feel that badout? All right, I'm gonna tell you right now, we just said that you don't usually don't condone cheating. Then let's just start with the facts. Sex is such a huge part of a relationship, and I feel like you're gonna get great sex with someone else, and then what's going to happen to you? What happened with me with love boy? Did dick me down and look at me now? Then deleted the tender? So you emotional after

you're getting sucked so good. Eventually it's gonna start turning into something else, and then it's going to ruin the relationship at home. Don't even waste your time to get married.

I am it's so funny, real quick. I don't think it makes sense even and it's so funny that she I don't know if you guys listened to the last episode UM with Tahoe, but we talked about dating broke and to me to have so much focus on this man, this relationship, this person has been that she's doing right however, absolutely because you're only with this man because financially you can't survive on your own. The only reason I'm a cut like because I know, I said, you know, bitch,

ain't shay to cheating for money or whatever. But she got three kids, so I can understand that. It's like you have way more of a burden. I'm only speaking for women that take care of themselves with no children. I think, right, I don't know what I would do. I don't want to ever speak for somebody that's got another person to take care And I don't plan b with millionaires, so it ain't even better. Don't care how much money kids love. Her voice says that to me, like,

what have you got pregnant? And I'm like, but you know what, whatever, I would take care of pro choice, I need a ring. See, I can take care of a baby, which is why you're telling me you could take care of the babies. So I understand women that I thought with you, I get it, do a thing. So, um, I don't know. I'll be honest unless you decided because you have three kids, so now you have to think beyond yourself. I'm curious married, so this is what I know.

They're about to get married's probably not. But what I'm thinking is, you've got three kids. You obviously want to think of family first before your own pleasure, right, because I mean that that weighs more right. If you made an arrangement with him, then yeah, I would say to it. But if you were lying and cheating, you can end up hurting your kids in the end anyway. Absolutely, Like I just I don't know. I don't see the point. I just think I don't sign because as well. But

what my other friend did the same thing. She was dating somebody, And I'm not gonna be too in detailed with this friend, but she was dating someone as well, and when she wasn't with him, she also had a sugar daddy on the side, and so it's crazy to me, and it's something that I tell guys as well. I'm not gonna lie btch. I got a nigga, pay my rent, so I don't even gonna hold you bit. But I'm and I genuinely and I tell the nigga as soon as I get a boyfriend, we can't continue with what

we're doing. And to me, I don't see how women could sit here and get into a relationship and that person is not everything that you want in somebody. And to me, if you can't financially take care of yourself and you need a man to take care of you, there's no reason why you shouldn't be with the man that can't take care of you either. It just doesn't think you know what I mean. And the only reason

I'm giving her a little vase three. I just can't imagine having three kids, which I can't imagine having a lizard, my lizard. I had a lizard named Durant when I lived in Miami and I traveled so much. I came back and he he died. Oh my god, Durant died and I had to put him in a steve at a shoebox, and I bitch, I bury him down at

the bottom of my condo like by Durant. And if you guys, for any of you guys who know again, um, I had a sports blog and so actually, growing up, I was so into sports that all of our pets were named after animals. So I had like three rabbits named t mac Armstrong, and iverson our dog. Um you a girl wasn't old enough that dude Mitchall was on age. Uh but yeah, and like I named our dog Nugget

because I was obsessed with Carmela Anthony. I was obsessed with Karmelo Anthony for the longest time and my heart was crushed when he married La La. But um yeah, like I was obsessed with him. But yeah, so girl, if I can't even keep a lizard alive, goddamn no, I ain't shooting out a baby out my pussy. I gotta keep that bitch alive too. Got the three kids is a lot, so I don't know, I mean, but

to me, I think people need to focus. I feel like giving advice on this one, honestly, because I don't know her financial situation and I'm not gonna say for your pride taking three kids down because I don't know what I would do. Bit, but we don't have kids. I mean, I'm assuming with three children and a man who's got decent you know, who's affluent that you would have child supports. I don't understand how you wouldn't be

able to take care of yourself and three kids. If you give a job with y'all, you'd be surprised, like depending on what his money is and if his money And I know that's just from growing up, I understand that she can get a little section. I grew up on child support. I grew up with food stamps like that was my upbringing and ship. But my mama had to take my dad at the court because he wasn't paying enough and because only two out of three of us were his, he was only paying for two of us.

And if I'm not mistaken, my mom may have gotten four two hundred a piece for us and she ended up as we got older, having to go to court to take him back for more that he has it. But but I mean, um, like I said, I'm not into the lying. I don't believe in lying, and I do believe what comes to dark comes to the light, was done in the dark comes to light. Um, I wouldn't cheat, but I would suggest maybe having an arrangement, putting it on the table. Honestly, at that age, I'm

not trying to be shitty, but did ask. He might not give a funk like whatever you gotta like. He might not care. He obviously doesn't have a sexual crazing, not teeking arrangement. She has the money, she wants sex to me. I'm not even gonna hold you the fact that he's saying that. I'm sure he's getting pussy elsewhere.

I was thinking that too, definitely convinced he's cheating. It's even no no, no, no, no, no no. I don't want to say that because I mean, if he's when Nigga is cheat, Nils still fu Okay, not of who he out with, that's a long time to listen. I had of ex that I lived with. We all know he was trashed and cheated on me all the time, but he still came home one pussy. Okay, Well, I'm just gonna assume he had an outbreak that still hasn't gone away. That's the only reason things ain't sucking, bitch,

I don't give a fuck. Fair right Oh oh okay, now we're speculating, Okay, Russ, I just really think maybe he's not that intern she just gets. I think it's something that where they really need to have that discussion the same way connections, Yeah, the same way. The last listener was like, my boyfriend won't give me. I really believe in marrying for the benefits too, Like if there's a partnership and you're you know, with someone marrying, I

believe having a relationship for all. But no, no, no, no, no no, she got three kids. Stopped, she got three kids. So I'm gonna say I believe in marrying for the benefits. And they all his married for the benefits. No one, it is not his. Oh well whatever, it's been long enough, eleven years, demother. So like I said, I think that you should about you've been working with love a boy forgot damn two and a half months, and he damn you the boyfriend and everybody body else's head. And she'd

been with for eleven years. That's the husband. And you don't suck a wedding, that's the husband. Already four months, man, No bro, the show hasn't even been on for four My boyfriend, I'm walk about that time, y'all see what I'm talking. We ain't even had the show on for four months. And she said she's been for four months. No, bitch, four months bitch. No March. No, bro, we started the show March twenty one. I looked at our stats, so that's damn near April. Bro. Chill up. Anyways, guys, she

fucking hates me. Anyways, I'm putting a clock on my pussy. I don't even want to fuck you. Come down anyways, guys, um, I want to say that I'm actually excited that we just had an episode with just us to Also, if you guys want us to interview anybody, please please please them and you know, tag them, hit us up on our instagrams or our email. You can go ahead and follow us on our Instagram page at Horrible Underscored Decisions.

And you can always find my ass literally on Instagram at full core Pumps and where can they find your ass at Wheezy WTF on Instagram? And stop damning me your dicks. Oh you're getting them too. We don't want to see unsolicited dicks that you're gonna say uncircumcised, doesn't say hold it, I will solicited. Anyways, guys, I hope that you enjoy being caught up with our travels, our lives and everything else, sugar and spice and everything nice.

And I would say something nice. Say something nice. You go first, Um, don't talk about my ass, I will not. Okay, well, something nice. I'm actually really glad that we no longer have to have conversations about how you only been with the head of a dick that you now have had the shaft in your ass. I am proud of my mom, yes, but not deep. But no I haven't. Well now you have accidentally. It doesn't matter. I'm proud of you. At this point. You've had a whole shaft in your ass,

So congrats. It wasn't a whole dick, it was half. But just wait till part two. We fucking go. Okay, now you're trying to say something nice. Um, I think that it's great that the other night you just cuddled with that guy because Mandy was out with this dude that she was like really feeling and she was like, you know what, I don't I don't know if I want to suck him because I'm just not sure yet.

And I just want to give you a cute to kudos because like, you think like a man, and I really believe you were probably horny rubbing up all night only because I had fun that night that I was going to keep that between us. Oh my bad. I have fun that morning, so all right. Well then I can't give you credit anymore that you just couldn't. But I did cuddle with him, I take good. Well that's a nice thing anyway. I hate you anyways, guys, this

has been another episode of horrible decisions. See you guys on the flip side.