Year. What's y'all? I know you're at your desk or not at your desk, or in your car, or in bed um or hopefully playing us in your headphones around your children. Um, but this is horrible decisions. I'm your girl, Mandy b a k A Peg the Stallion, and across from me is my lovely co host. That's funny. My name is Wheezy. There you go, and I am so excited to be here with these two ladies that we way, way way should have had on. This is per customer request.
Not only have we been on Vice Live with this lovely lady across from me, but I have been Internet friends with a lady to my right for way too long. And I'm so happy y'all are here. This has to be a dope episode because I'm not ready for the pressure. Can you all ready for me? Like? Damn, why y'all? I ask him? Nothing else? Can y'all go ahead and introduce yourself and let our listeners know who you are? Hi? Another m my name is Marie. I mean it's Reezy
across from Wheezy. I don't know what Vice Live is, but I'm so happy to I don't know who that man is I don't know if I saw that show walking down the street anyway. Co host of the Unoficial Expert Podcast with My boot Thing s Dubs, Sydney, Washington. We could do s dubs right like, because you'll got like a k A. What's your real name? Is? Is different? It is? Yeah, so I want to have an A k A too? Where does weezy come from? Since you
got asthma? Yeah? You know it's funny uncertain episodes like you can hear the asthma and then people right in in my d MS and be like, hey, hope you're feeling better. Just listen to one ten and it sounds a little sucked up, sounds like you dying. SI bro. When I laugh, it's an ugly it's a nigga laugh, you know how we like laugh with like mouth open and air. And then there's the second like homeless people, no, no, no no, I gotta and I hit Yes it's really good.
Who laughed like that? Got good? Pussy for sure? Thank you the one not denying that. Let's break this ice. So we know you're a lesbian horror bitch? What about you? I'm a straight friend, but you ever like, no, never have you ever had someone eat No, I've never been with a woman. I've never liked me trying to hold my hand and stuff. I don't even let people women hug me full on. I do like a side hug. Bro. You know that's just you're just playing tease with this
haircut and this haircuff. Oh, y'all gotta stop with tarcuts sexuality. I'm telling jokes here and like we all are. But I always really appreciate a short haircut because to me, it has a dominance to it, which is why society is that we threatened thinking that shorter haircuts mean gay because we always assume that strong women, women in suits, women wearing quote unquote butch outfits are gay. It's an association.
We tie it with clothes, same with hair. So when I see this haircut, bitch, I'm turned on, because I'm like, you should be turned on, sister, should moist and I love playing with my hair and shortcuts are one of my favorite things to go to um. And it's funny because a lot of the guys that I did would be like, oh, don't go short, don't go short. As soon as I go short, they're like, oh, that look good.
On you. It's it's just like it's a level of confidence in it too, because your face has to beautiful, especially a good neck ceased too. You see it? Are you looking at me and my colarbones shown out? So I'll be like taking it in like it makes you see these columns. One time I didn't want I like cut this side of my hair and like I had like a little mohawk thing. Yeah, you have to have like have like I'm terrified to do it. You have a good head shaped to My teeth are too big
to do it. Like I try to just let people just focus on my tits. That's why I got those done first before my invisible line. You can't just let everybody go right here. They got to go somewhere else. So if I cut my hair, they're gonna be zoomed in on my face. It won't be like bitch, It isn't overbrite. When you have the personality, it doesn't matter. He's nice, he's really not and you do you're so funny, so I wouldn't even worry about that. You know, somebody's
trying to blow my head up. It's funny because like, depending on how somebody looks like, you know, when you want to suck somebody, it's how you'll take the compliment. This girl to meet and greet was like, Oh, I can tell your improv classes are really paying off. I'm really happy for you. I'm like, yeah you are. And I'm like, wow, I'm that creepy dude. Don't give me no compliments if you cute dog, because I'm running with it. I'm like, yes, I too like this outfit. Would you
like to take it off? Just everybody wants it, That's just what that is. It doesn't matter if they're saying good day or they're like I like your shoes, it's like you clearly want to funk. That's it. Jim Shoulder, I was like, oh, he definitely is in The Black Women for sure. Yeah, he was just on Molly. It was it had nothing to do but liking me, bro. Jim Carrey is one of the craziest people. I just watched that Andy Kaufman thing. He is one of the
craziest people. He is true validity of weird whiteness. He was like doing poetry now. He literally started the documentary and goes, are we on? I mean, but when are we ever not on? Did it start, because what is the end? What is time? I was like, yo, that's like Tarace toward y'all saw that he was he was
just on the red carpet um not. He literally just started talking about like I don't know the universe and where we lying it and why he wasn't gonna act anymore, and the rhythms of the physics and how much I don't find and he got this podcast caught exactly Wundo and he basically takes news clips and like talks about them that Nigga did, Chance, Howder and Tower and he can't put it on pause and going, what redo it? Bro? It's a three minute clip. You could talk about it
for forty five minutes. And I just want to know. Was the interviewer like, oh my god, this is my big break or was she like I want whatever you had, I want whatever vide shades on or his pupils was all the way dilated. I didn't even watch it. I'm gonna play a small clip of this ship here. This is how fucking crazy this nigga is, but it is. Are the light scanned people crazy? Yeah, light skinned people with light eyes are usually crazier. I've done the research.
He's a good tipper. I will say that, yeah Terence toward Yeah I haven't. I haven't had him, but maybe he wanted to fuck you too. So remember the ones that I could. Who's your best tipper? Oh do you remember? Or somebody who tipped you really well? I know who didn't tip me was Flow Writer and I know Trick Daddy don't play the bullshit. He left the club because when the sparklers came out, they didn't have the cap on him, so he knows that klusby bullshit the bottles.
As soon as the bottles came out without a screw top. Trick Daddy was remembered that he didn't have you know who was one of the best tippers and he didn't even have to tip me that. It's when I worked at so Be Live Um applies Eyes made sure that not only listen, he made he made sure he got a tip, and he came over to the bar and tipped all of the bartenders even though we weren't serving him. So I would say applies for someone who didn't get
bottle service. I'm saying I wonder if I could see that over like a flow because I would always like applies energy you have or you have it. I have like he's super fun and he's not dumb. He's super smart and he's a register nurse wat nursing degree. That's a big remark. What what do you intend to do? Well? Let me put it this way. All energy in the universe is expressed in motion. All motion is expressed in waves. All waves are curved. So where does the straight lines
come from? To make the potonic solids are straight lines? So when I took the flower of life and opened it? From that? Oh, he sound like yes, in the entire him he's talking. I didn't even know he's talking to white people. He's dropping some good acid right there. I must be on a low frequency. I don't get it. Ship. Before we get into the thing of the week, I guess I wanted to ask both of you as well, what is your most embarrassing sexual moments? Most embarrassing? I'm
not deferred to my colleague. I could think about this whole second. Me embarrassing sexual moment? Oh, we all have one, right right? I do? Well, maybe y'll share, y'alls. We can't see what I don't want. I don't want to break it out open I don't want to bust. I don't want to see what work. We want like hair falling, falling off and out, that's a constant hair falling. Definitely slid, but also I don't care, so like when it slides off, I'll just be like, yo, you really are sucking this
ship out of me. Look at this little n shower sex. I fell shower sex. I totally slip. I was about to say I fell off the bed in the middle of changing positions, and it was just like all we can do is laugh. That's fine, That's all I mean. I pull off the goddamn bet. But when you slip with slip in the bath, slip, it's done. Ever said a wrong name? No, because now that I'm dating people who just go with babe, it's a very safe sex. Well, I don't say names. You'd be like you are doing.
I'm talking to them, speaking of names, have y'all ever fun somebody and forgot their names? Oh, I won't know the name sometimes just because I'm not I'm not good at remembering the name, like in the moment or like I'm bad at remembering names, and I give nicknames to the people that I date. So sometimes I want you to remember name nicknames. Well, there's the Jamaican. We don't even my friends don't even know what his name is. There's uh, who else? What a name? Can I give you?
All that I liked? Uh, there's Sushi Sushi Sam's pots and pants. There's no tell there's a direct deposit. No, no, no, it's not is that one. That's one persons. Pots and pants don't mean anything. It just rhymes with the same part because they was the same. And everyone want to call him that Mushi. She's like Randall, the Sandal guy. His name wasn't exactly Wait, okay, why is he Sushi Sam? Because the first time we went out, he took me
to get sushi. That's it. That's that's perfectly sushi easy and everyone called him sushi after that and he hated it. It's funny, that's funny. Do you have nicknames for the guys you talked to as well? You know, women or men? You know both? In college, I had somebody name a side of fries. That's what they were. Was that the woman? Uh No, that's when I was dating men, That's when I was unfortunate. But yeah, I had a frie. I had a guy in Philly, and then I had a
guy in Wooster, Massachusetts. Wooster Wooster, I know that fucking town that got an airport. Yeah, because I went there on an accident and I was like, well, there's nothing here, So is this Boston? How did you accidentally go to Wooster? Because I saw a twenty dollar flight and I was like, let me go, And then I found out a funny dollar flight. You're worth more, darling. But know, the Jew in me just doesn't know what to do. And I don't mean the jew in me like metaphorically. I mean
I am come from the cheapest of cheap. My father almost didn't close on a house when I was growing up because they didn't want to replace the sink. And the sink, I just want to let you know, was a hundred and forty dollars. The home was three eighty. And he was like, no, you don't do nothing, you don't give shit, I don't want and I was like wow, And that's how we ended up moving to the next one dead ask over a hundred forty dollars. So just to let you know, I have that same thing in
me that's I want to see what the spread is like. Oh, they're like I'll flex on food and like vacations, but like they them tiny little things. When I'll be seeing a chief flight would be like, oh, like, I'll take the twenty dollar flight, but want to stay at the Conrad in the wall doorf what I'm there. That's the type of person I am. It's backwards. I don't know. It's like I'm like new money that's like fluctuating from when I was not having it, you know what I mean.
It's like rom In on a gold plate. I don't know what happened on the gold plate? Am I wait? And I want like popeyees, but also like like I wanted to with like men like all the way up in their boot and tooted suits. You know, like I want you to remember that I'm a nigger, but also I'm rich. I want to see you in like a like a sketch of you being somebody's accountant. I would love to see you just working with money and what you would allocate to people. Oh no, I don't. My
accountant just knows. I'm like, this is how much money I have, and that's how much I'm gonna spend on clothes. You can figure out the rest I would never, I would be terrible. I only know how to invest my money, make it, but spend it. Oh wait, what are you invest in it? Yeah? Let us know, because I don't know. I'm not I'm not putting nobody on, but I am will say this, I'm buying the funk out of Netflix now that Disney Plus came. I got somebody's password already.
What's all the Disney Disney Yeah, the movies, everything is one there. But like Netflix, it's going to have to stay because like nobody like eventually we'll tire of Disney, you know what I'm saying. And Netflix has too much good content, so it'll come back in Nickelodeon. The problem is Disney Plus also owns Hulu, So Disney Plus and Hulu is getting all the good things, and Hulu is
partnered went summarily into emergency acquisitions. Got it. Yeah here, Hulu actually has a partnership or ownership in FFX and FFX is where Snowfall and all of these. Really Disney owns that. Yeah, is to like I have the movies, you know what I'm saying, Like that Marvel ship, it's always going to keep us there. But like I really don't see Disney Plus taking over the way that we watch Netflix. There's just too much diverse content on Netflix Plus.
The standard is popping to stand up sitting right here, and we're both like, you'll find it on Disney And we're saying that the stand up on Netflix is right, but the standing up paying, and it's common definitely pay. We're not saying that, but I'm just saying I'm not paying for the Netflix or the Hulu or the Disney Plus. So I'm thriving right now. I ain't gonna hold you to all of our followers, everybody. My homegirl recently came through with the firestick and all of y'all gave me loggins.
So thank you so very much, because I got not HBO go, I got Sling, I got everything through for you. That's how I watched. That's all they want me to talk about. And I haven't even paid for it. Okay, here's the kink of the week. I'm disgusting. So I've been watching this and I also want to do it tonight. I've been like trying to figure out what I'm like. I like Blue Cockey, but then also sometimes it just gets too much. Do I need to go over what that is, yeah, because I don't know what that is,
but I already know what it is. That's when like, um, a whole bunch of guys like come all for a girl that tonight. It is right, But I'm like, how can I have like my own version, because like the thing that gets me in boo cocky, it's not when they're sitting there with the come on their face. It's when they're getting fucked and then other guys come over and then start coming on them. Then I'm like, this is where the money is for me. So the watching part is what gets you being fun while comes on.
So I'm like, how can I narrow this down? I found it CEO HF is called come on Her Face porn, and there is a collective Thank God. I think his name is Reggie Ricky on X Videos. Basically he keeps making different series called Banging Chicks would Come on Their Faces Part nine This one is but they basically either have another guy there that comes on them or these dudes come and then keep rowing. I just I feel like, as a porn star, why am I getting my makeup done?
If you gonna my face? You know that's a look though that's there's actually fetish about it. It's like the messy fetish. So when the mascara is running with the lips six mirrors, that turns a lot of men on. So you want to look like it's like a one night staying when I did apparently you know what I mean now, but you need good eyes and making like porn because you get the blue jobs. But that's in
the beginning. That's been latist. Actually that's a very good The dude who did my makeup at our Philly show, he was like, I guess he didn't know what I did with sex. He's like, oh yeah, like people always find me through the hashtag. I also did a port star's makeup. I'm like, okay, well I don't do point. He's like, no, I know, but you know what I mean. And I'm like, no, I don't. Also, have you cleaned the brushes because yeah, He's like, and I come back
all the time. She just loves me. And I was like, I don't know. Since he could feel the book cocky energy coming off here, it wasn't your braids, he was like, yeah, I'm intrigues because I'm just like, what what is about that? That turns you on. I don't know, dude, I really can't tell you. A lot of a lot of us can't like explain when we are turned on by a lot of different things. I love come or I see how you loophole. I can't. It's happy, Okay, got it?
So do you like come on you or no? Since I won't even lay in the wet spot, I will, I will send you home so I could sleep in the dry spot. Okay, what's funny? You know what's funny. I'll swallow come, but as soon as they like, like, I love swallowing come. But when it's on me, that's when I think a nigg is nasty. I'd be like nasty, not be having I'd be like, get it off, get it off. Get you're trying to like, I don't know your body, so I don't. I'll be walking like this
like I don't like, come on me. I'm from this. I don't not have like anything you No, I haven't been squirted on. None of that has happened for me. I mean, if somebody wants to, you know, just show me today, that'd be great. You know, I want a demo, you know, I just would like to say I took a picture of myself sent it to the niggam fucking and I was like in honor of one of the guests being game, and he's like, she's gonna eat you,
you know, waiting that too. I'm like, I'm very picky with that, Like I don't even really eat food that much, so I'm not just eating anybody. Scucci. That's saying you what I'm just saying. I'm not. I'm saying, let me just get the resume. I didn't want to actually if we can't we this is a group of women talking. UM. We had vanilla ship that had to do um with something going on in Japan, but we haven't actually had to talk about it since we and I have been
traveling UM. And so while y'all are here, I actually wanted to get you guys this input on what's been going on with the t I um situation and what he said about his daughter and also as to female host of a podcast, the podcast host in which t
I was on where that happened. They deleted the episode and issued an apology, and I just kind of wanted to talk about a what t I had to say and how you guys feel as far as being raised that way, I don't know if y'all see what the daughter has went through and started just like liking comments about it. If you guys are not familiar, I know we're a couple of weeks late with this, but with with a table full of women, I wanted to discuss this.
T I basically went on um the podcast Miguel's girlfriend wife whatever she is her podcast and said that his daughter is now eighteen years old, he still goes with her to the ganna cologists to make sure that her hymen is still intact, to be sure that she has not had said before I think she didn't know anymore, but he said she was doing that when she was sixteen. Still still now she's started. He started, when where a tiny? Where is tiny? So this is this is not Tinese daughter?
This is okay, But this isn't the tineseaughter the daughter before tiny? Okay? But where is tiny? Because the mother should be going to the guy? No with her with her? I agree, is she? But I mean the guy? I mean the mother could still be going and allowing to I to be the father that that's so many people in the room. Have you been to the big Yeah? Three people tossing the guy to God, this is already awkward, awkward for all of them. You get there and you
like the miser A big shout out to Angelie. I listened to The Breakfast Club like in full that day, and I never listened to Breakfast Coming Fool. I'll hear the you know, interview, don't want to hear whatever, and it's like I almost couldn't believe that she had to be in the voice of reason in front of adults. And obviously I love Charlotte, don't really he's like kind of whatever to me. I think Charlottegne makes the show and he's fun, But how could like she really be
like explaining why it's violating, you know what I mean? Like, it was crazy to me that she was like really having a talk and they're like no, but and I think what's weird about it is like, besides the whole thing, sorry, the weird thing about the reaction from men that are siding with it. It's like they acknowledge that maybe it's
too far. But then there's this other part of at least black men are involved in their lives, which is and the second part is like, well, do we want our kids to have sex this early, and it's like, huh, so do I put them in a chastity about or teach them about sex? Teach them about absence, teach them about you're saying them. He's also been on record pushing his younger sons to have sex and said, as a father, I'm just gonna let you know, I'm gonna treat my
sun different than I'm gonna treat my daughter. So it's not even them, it's daughters. No, it's great that he's pushing, but I think it's the wh I brought up the child the trauma and the boys are young, they said, but but it's embarrassing. It's so much fucking trauma behind that. Like I was really thinking eighteen. Demani's eighteen, So deja is the is the one girl m who was questioned. So he has two eighteen year olds, fifteen year old and eleven year old, and let's just go back to
the numbers. He is to eighteen year old and he's worried about his daughter's hyman being into Well, that's the thing that's that's so frustrating to me is that these men will be like, oh my god, I'm quote quote protecting my daughter. But then it's like you treat regular women like ship. I'll just say, this is what he's doing. He's trying to protect her from man like him, and I'm so sorry she can still see him do the
ship that he's doing. So even if you come to the guy though, like what is your moves looking like she's watching like full blown, you be terrible to tiny. I also I also want to go to as far as just parenting. I know that if you, if you stay on your child harder, it's going to make them less open to telling you what's going on and what they're doing. I mean, my mom was on a few
weeks ago and mom came. It was great, Mandy's mom has come to and it was we started talking about, like, you know, just the leniency and how neither of us got pregnant and blah blah blah, you're not getting pregnant, Okay, but I've only had once, like like just in comparison to the friends that we knew in high school that were like under fucking serious, watch and have two or three kids now before they're even one. It's like running rampants. But why I bring up pregnancy. It's because like using
condoms and things like that. But I think the scariest thing with this t I thing is like I have to be totally honest and saying I've always loved watching him be a dad on TV, so I was so disapp in it. I was like, Oh, he seems so fun and so great and so involved, and then it's just like, damn, you find that ship out. I feel like the thing that these men need to know and probably do know in the back of their heads, is you can still have a fully intact himan and be
a hub. You could fully be out here the myth, so you can be cockied up, so't still have an intact tim but as words like, you're smart as hell's still thinking about the fucking hymen and letting that being smart. I think that this one part is just an archaic thing that smart men and women can fucking do. Women have the same ship. I don't know what it is. It's like with this association with virginity and holiness and like it's people from the South. I'm not gonna lie, okay,
speak on it. It's people from the South. It's like a Christians, very religious people. It's that's what it is yes, Bible belt. It's it's more and not like they're in homogenized communities and they just don't know. They quote quote don't know. Even though they have Google and everything, they just not They don't have the wherewithal to say, hey, maybe there's a thought process outside of the ones that
were always listening. Yeah, but going to church and being a Christian doesn't mean that you're a good person, or you're a bad person, or you not. We saw Pastor David Wilson that the Lord he's a pillar in my community. I want to I want to bring this up as well as all of us having a platform that we speak on and seeing that when t I said this, the host pretty much laughed it off and didn't kind of check him or correct him. I think it's important, uncomfortable,
but I think nobody said what what are you talking about? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was loud confused because they were like, oh, like they didn't know what I would have been like, are you in the rule or you just her ride to the guy? No, Like there's a difference. Listen to ask questions and to not be um afraid to question a man on these outdated, asked outlooks on
life that you have. I think that as women, if we're going to be in the room and have these conversations that they don't laugh at off about it, you sit there and ask why then do you think this way? And tell him he's five four? We see. I thought about the why didn't they check him thing a few times right with a friend of mine who we have an episode that you guys have never heard this part two because it was cut out, but we were sitting with a black person who talked about how they let
their white friend use the word naked. Mandy and the other person in the room start going crazy, right like excuse me what, and they would like about to go off. So I'm like sitting there letting the wheels start. Actually I was the only one of spokesing for about three or four minutes, and I was like, okay, I had the letter process. I'm like, tell me why where is he from? Where are you from? I also thought I
had to do with his age. It was this whole fucking conversation and me trying to break it down, and I thought if I was really in that room with T I well with my reaction event I was like, I don't think I could have let it go either. I wouldn't. I can't believe they deleted. They deleted that an apologie. I think he asked, but he didn't apologize.
I mean, but it's already in the internet. Well, the problem is it's just like, who are their producers who like, you're supposed to have somebody that's listening before it's like, you know, put out in editing. They're like, hey, this same time, I don't even had a podcast and said, y'all, said Miguel's wife. I was like, okay, she be talking, but she's kind of dumb too, because she sat there and didn't say anything when he said that. You know,
it was even weirder. I saw women under the comments on not a shade Room digging comment person because I'm like, oh my god, this is awful. But I had to but you don't, don't. I don't recommend anybody looking at the shade room. It was shocked. I don't have women like yep I would do it, and it was like what Meanwhile, they're writing this and they're getting bou COCKI then up to don't say, but what do you judging what other women? Are doing. Why are you judging how
other women living other thing too? It's like ownership and parents thinking they have ownership on kids bodies and they don't. I watched a video. Damn. I don't know what this model's name is. Maybe it's alex Undone. Maybe she's a video telling her daughter like, if you don't want me to hug you, or you don't want someone to hug you or be touched, you let me know, even if
it's me. And I think that ship is so important because a lot of kids don't understand that adults don't have ownership over them, and they need to know that ship. I don't give a funk who you are, like mom, daddy, whoever. You don't always have to be touched. You don't always have to like that ownership thing with kids. It's like I can't stop using that word because I have seen it. Like myself, my parents weren't like that, but I've watched
it and it's a scary thing to watch. Traumatic and it's also gonna be issues with her to this day. Negative people they know how to be parents, Like do you you have a kid and you're just like okay, figuring it out. I've seen what my parents do, and either I'm going to do what they did or I'm going to do the opposite. And then there's no fucking book. There's nobody gives you any step and t I them they have. He's been famous for so long and he's
had people tell him he's right all the time. Nobody is saying, oh no, that's that's wrong, that's why are you doing that? What the fun was the doctor thinking? I feel like the worst part he's probably getting paid under the table. Who knows. Also, as a doctor, you can't question the parenting of someone. I think can I think the doctor could you wait outside? But also I think he did. But I feel like the craziest thing about all of this is when this came out, how
does this affect his daughter? Because now everybody's looking at her like this, this this is how you live your life. It's so embarrassing like that to me is the is the worst part is now literally all of her businesses out there because people are like, well, sis, that's that's the type of father you have. Wait, wait, hold on, hold on, you're saying that this is the most embarrassing. We saw him on like Rhythm and Flow that was that was embarrassing too, but she was very embarrassing. It
was embarrassing. He was saying, you every day it was turtleneck Tuesday. Every day looked crazy. You know, you know it's crazy, you know who. I was embarrassed for it, and I hate it because I love her as cardiac Carica culture or whatever that they create for her and how she does that. He like, yeah, but is that something that created for her? Is that something that she created? Suing on and you're now a multi millionaire doing mad business like conduct yourself in that way. You don't have
to be that girl from the bar. Yes, she does. Like her staying consistent, well you know that, you know, that's how she don't know how to be might be her. But I think it might be like a nervous tick because I think she and she started conducting her self as if she was better. People are going to say that, oh, now you can't talk like this. People are gonna say something regardless. They're also why people love you. That's why you're getting booked. That's why she was in Hustlers for
two scenes. I don't know. I just want her to learn how to read, and that's it. She is you know what it is sees to him. And he looked at like that, and I was like, okay, guys were just talking about you should be judging women and judge everybody. Now you're judging everybody. I feel the judgment over here. Well let's go ahead. You get though. I liked how she looked it, she looked it. I seen surprised that she did the show. Like when I saw the trailer
for it, there was a winner. You know she got me? Yeah, I know she did. I didn't. I didn't want to say though. I did think that um at first, when I saw Rhythm and Flow and I saw Cardie Be, I was like, this is fucking dumb. Why are we gonna listen to this girl tell us about rap? But I appreciate that they made her the how do you become a star thing? Because she does have that downpack. That's the one credit I'll give. I loved her, and I was going for D Smoke the whole time, so
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unofficial relationships. Situation ships I think have a little more of like knowing that it's not gonna go anywhere, but there is an unofficial relationship standards sometimes where like you won't call me your girlfriend, I won't call you my boyfriend. Maybe we are the only one everyone's seeing like, I don't want to talk about the expectations from that because y'all are currently experts. I mean not expectations are different for everybody, right, Like I have only ever had one
boyfriend and that was five six years ago. Right, how long were you with him? For? Three years? Right? So after that, it's like I just like I never wanted to be in another relationship, but you know, you'd be horny, so you'd be like, Okay, well let's set some set some some disappointments up, and then you find somebody that you like that you want to see over and over again, and it's like it's just like a casual you know.
Sometimes we go out, sometimes we go we get dinner, sometimes we do this that a third but it's not a relationship. And I feel like that's something that like I like that. You know, I'm here for a situation ship. Yeah, I'm here for But then you know, sometimes they'd be catching feelings and then you got to look at them like, but you're not my boyfriend, and then they'd be like, well, what I'm off to you? And you got to hit them with the what we're friends it, let's get caught.
I'm a very like emotional person, and so I I rarely have like just hook ups because I'm gonna start doing stuff that you're doing relationships, and I'll be blending the lines and I don't know how to be like, oh, well you just you know, Monday through Saturday, like and the Sunday I'll be with someone Like I can't do that. So I mean I usually get in relationships after having
like a situation ship for I don't know, three months. Okay, I hop into a relationship with but that's not like that's you growing into a relationship ship that kind of wear them down, like, well, you know, is it good? You're having a good time. We gotta make this morning what it is now. That is the lesbian to get that girlfriends. You know, my fingers are over there, my toothbrush is there. What do you want? Bro? I got a truthbrush in my home right now, and I that
is not my boyfriend. But I'm going to make he has a toothbrush in your house. Yeah, but he's not my man. I'm gonna make you comfortable. That's man ground though. That's like that's like putting your head down being so so nice. So I used to like my partners at one point, I used to let them partners multi yeah at one point. And so even when I would go to Walgreens, when I get all my toiletries, I'd be like, all right, let me pick up a five pack of toothbrushes.
And so it would be to where I would just make someone comfortable when they stayed over, Like I have two friends, I have whites, I have wash cloths, I have top with life, every girl. It's a hustle over there someone's house. And then like, um, my homeboy did like has mad Slowbucks T shirts, so he sent me mad Slowbucks T shirts, so niggas would get Slowbucks teacher your hose and the shirt is movie was here when the girl left the house, and he gave her an outfit,
and he had a bunch of outfits white people. It was it was why people. And it was a jogging suit and he's like here you go. Oh um bitch, m bridesmaids. No, because it was the white girl. It wasn't risemaids. It was one of those like no strings attached type twenty seven dresses type situation I thought it was. And she climbed over the fence, but he didn't get right outfit. I know, ridesmaids pumping back my nigger because
we're ready stopped right there, my ship I misses a glass. Wait, girl, I don't even I don't know if I've ever seen the movie. But the way you don't remember, I remember that, But only one of them did that? Did all of them do that? But they all took it in the middle of the street. Yeah, bro, that airplane the scene is iconic. Bro, when the dish was sucked up on
the plane. You don't remember it was she was sucked up on the plane and she's like, you know when she kept trying to go into first class and they kicked them off the goddamn plane. Did I do remember that? Help? Okay? Love that. Tell us about your last unofficial relationship that didn't go your way? This this was this was a man just It's just one of those things where it's like I was like in between relationships and the guy clearly wanted to be with me because you know, I
was doing it like I was making money. I was paying for stuff and yeah, I thank you. That was the time. And there was the time. There was the wat of edges. I had them, but no, I was doing well at the time, and so he wanted something more, but I just wanted to hook up because he wasn't the one, you know what I mean. But the dick was fantastic, but he was so there. That's why I was like, I can't take you to the next level. Dust don't have a swiper, Like, I'm not gonna clean
you up. Not all, but not all dusty niggers have good dick, but sometimes the best dick filthy, but not all dusty dick. I mean, okay, that's fair. But what I'm thinking of like phenomenal dicks. I'm like, Wow, phenomenal dick? Is me phenomenal? I'm fantastic. Let's just go through the words. Are you fantastic? Phenomenal? And I mean, it's nice, credit, it's nice. Yeah, Well that's how I am though, That's
what my personality is like. Even while I'm sitting here talking to y'all, I'm thinking about the people who can listen to this episode and we'll know that I'm talking about them, And I'm like, I'm trying to like edit myself because I don't need you hitting me up telling me that you like because you hit is gassed up because you feel like I was shouting you out on horrible decisions and pain. I'm not talking I'm never not
talking about him. That was bluewash off the record, on the record, since you've had your podcast, ever had someone be like so speaking of unofficial relationships, find out that you were working with somebody else because of your podcast. No, oh, I don't be letting them listen to the podcast. I
don't even tell them about the podcast. I started more and they started questioning me about like they knew the nicknames to specifically who I was having sex with, and so that did become like a topic, and I was just like, I don't think I hate I hate for that ship to be bro. Just take the l if you heard you're talking about some other good dick, and don't even tell me you was on here listening getting
a feeling, and do not tell me. Just work on your game, work on your stroke, games, strength your core. Just you'll be better at sex. So that when I talk about good sex, you know that I'm maybe talking about If you listen to the podcast and you're trying to take notes, that's one thing. But if you're listening to the podcast and then you want to have like
an interrogation. We don't do that. That's not what it to listen to the podcast take notes, and I want to not know that you were listening, right, I don't want to know that you're listening to the pod because that's to turn off me knowing that you're listening like a no, no offensive fans. But it's just like we hook up already. You don't need to be a fan. I just want to for the YouTube viewers show sis hands. They're they're not that long, bitch. These are the very
I mean, your pase. But just if you have long ones, you give them yeast infections that you're these are unacceptable. That's my name. No, you need take shaved them down. Yeah, like colons, No, that's I don't know who what are you doing with those? I can't you can't be nowhere near my key to camera. That is I put this on everything Woody holds and you got the nerve with them, to be clear, A lot of nerve greens that haven't
been in body. And that's the Instagram cliff. Since I'm just trying to figure out, like what kind of sturdy nails you got going on and reinforced and I gotta fill every week and a half, like I'd be on it. They gotta be those nails. Like every time I see people with nails like that, they always are hunted all the more they better fucking snails. Yeah, I would come back, and you're messing with anybody's clips. Since how are you wiping yourself? Talk about good talking? How you help the wash?
I just want to say that my nails are called short by all of my friends, so friends, all of the So that's why your nails in the shot one girl I didn't know girls living in and you know what I can't see because it looks like, yeah, these shoes, but these shoes, these are I mean, these nails pair well with like a Chinese slipper. They tar well with like a jewel rag with the cap out. Like I
got to know the clear healing. I just had my clear hes okay, the bread straw and these baby these baby hairs are laid down with the gots to be no good. They stay where I leave them, hitting a deep silk tug overall. It gots to be bro I am telling you I didn't know the power of it when I was to get it out of my hair. My girls like they lay wigs down with that. Nobody
should have put your baby hairs glue. But I did you hit it with them like some coconut oil or something to like you do it right off, She says, she's so big, and I'll do the sprints on top too, Bitch, I got the whole kid can touch, not a little bit on the side where friend, I just somebody booty. I'm not from the Bronx. I'm from Florida, Orlando Bronx.
You skipped right over Brooklyn and went right to the brown I lived in Brooklyn when I first moved here on Avenue Dea Flatbush and I'll pass I'll never live in Brooklyn again. Well that's I mean, that's not but that's where I London. And I was just like, no, I'm cool, um, and yeah I love that I live
around brown people. Um. Every time I go know were other places, girl, girl, baby girl, every time I've gone to Brooklyn, now I go to the spot where they'll be like, yeah, that's the spot and it's all white people. And what spot is? I mean when I do like so, I just um, I just recorded with the great My shout out to Ashley COONa and everyone who recorded the Grapevine. We went afterwards to get some drinks to like this little beer hall that was right next a hall a
hall beer. We went to a beer garden, sis and you thought it was gonna be brown. And this is a German place. It's not black enough for me. The beer garden. I told you they were drinking. I p a like, yeah, this is a spot you they don't have no dark liquor over there that we've We've got some cognant we have we have covar. No, you guys don't like that anymore. We have crazy brown looker anymore. So I go out, Really you have a revelation. What happens?
But um, well, first off, it's just not good. Um, but secondly it's just not well. Maybe the beer guard literally the last I would say, you're in a half like to this vodka soda lime, like the white skinny girl drink right there. That's a skinny girl. There's like barely. Don't take me to a place that is no. But
I do voka soda. I used to so as a bartender for seven years, and I used to always talk about how white people want the voka soda, Voka sonics or vacca water white people like you know, red Bull, and I like a Voka ginger l that's my go to. That's what you go to drink. I'm sober, oh for how long? For over two years? Now? Thank you? What's your vice? No, I'm sober. I'm just ray pussy. That's you know. Top Ramen is my advice. Top plays Geez.
I like vodka Tonic, but my main go to now is UM, I need mas cow bro fucking love mess. I don't know what it is. I go crazy. But if they don't have mess, count of vales, let's gotta be coustom. He goes along Ago. I can't do I don't know why I can't do like RepA. I can't do a brown tequila. I do like I do like tequila. Before we get out of here, the guys, we're gonna go over a home male So how Melford. We need y'all's help and y'all's advice. UM, this is Steve Harvey's
Strawberry Letter. It's a little bit old, but I love to hear y'all talk ships on this one. Dear Steven, so just you know this was written in this Um, Steve Harvey, we're gonna give our advice, our host advice. I'm a forty seven year old attorney who is seven months pregnant. I have three daughters that are grown, married and have professional careers. My youngest daughter just moved back home with her husband because they're in the process of
moving into a new home. One night, I was home alone and my oldest daughter's husband came over to pick something up for his wife. One thing led to another and we had sex. Oh. We repeated our actions several more times. Close to our final time having sex, the husband of my daughter that's living with me accidentally walks into my room and called us. This is one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. My daughter and
son in law weren't supposed to be home. Nevertheless, my son in law didn't tell his wife, and he said that he didn't tell anyone. However, he did approach me to discuss the incident. I am shaveful, I am shapeful of what happened next, but I ended up pleasuring him too. Mom like girl. A month after this incident, I went to the doctor and found out that I was pregnant. She don't know who the mad is. I'm not sure which one of my laws is the father of my
of my son in law. My husband is already suspicious. My husband is already suspicious about my pregnancy. He got fixed three years ago. See, I don't know what to do. I don't want my family. She already been already broken closed legs the married man. First of all, Nini leaks. Thank you. If she just waited, like three more years to do all of these freaky things with the people in the house, she would have been going through menopause already forty seven shes gond have just waited, She could
have just had some until her period stock. I'm trying to what I'm saying. This is the most Well, it's a horrible decision. She should have an abortion, nus anything. No, she doesn't need an abortion. But I think he's very grown. And if you make that choice, nast choice you made take care of your one granddaughter child, granddaughter baby, your granddaughter daughter, and these people bust nuts and you raw wild open. Maybe I really think she didn't think she
can get pregnant. Well you know that ain't nothing, because it's coming you. Why were these things in you in the first pictures? Because I don't want to know what does what does she look like? Does Steve have receipts? Dude? Because I need to see what the facts? Google the fucking email later and I could, and I was like, Yo, they must have found out. It was hard, Like how to me the obvious answer you find out your pregnant's like, let me get rid of it and just say something happened,
since that's not everybody's story. Wow, so you either ruined relationships with both of your daughters and you and your husband. Like, that's three relationships being ruined off of her. You can take this out. Get the abortion, well, whether she had the abortion or abortion personally, No, definitely. You don't think that I'm coming up with some crazy answer right now. Being Devil's advocate. Okay, she's like, you have that fucking baby.
She can't. I mean, whether she had the abortion or not, she's already ruined three six lives or however whatever the man is here, the two two married couples, the husband and the baby. So six lives ruined. And then to bro, can you imagine if you're fucking grandma was your mom? Can you imagine if your mom banged your man? Imagine if your mom is bad your husband and then your sister's husband, like she banged both of her kids husband. Honestly,
that's a great example. Still married to my fucking dad. A great example is fucking fine. Yeah, okay, so then what from her daughter and this conversation back in the day when they weren't It's like equally looking the same with the Kardashians. I'm like, huh so if one eating Kim or let's say, what you're dating Chloe back before she did her whole face and body. She's still getting cheated on with the new face are they? Are you ever being like are you ever insecure about everyone else
in the family? Like are you ever thinking that that's what they initially wanted? Like how does that work? Because like a Nicole Murphy status mom, it's like a Kim Kardashian status sister. You just got the other sister, like the pressure of having a mom or sibling that fine when you're just like a seven said seven like that was a bad thing. You knows listeners are seven? Listeners are four fists selling them missing eyes teeth. But like the people who send in you AirPod, so probably say,
but have you ever sucked a sister? A woman that I had a sister that was pinner, and he was like, damn no, I mean sometimes you know you you bang a dude and you'd been like, well, what was your friend? I mean, the friend is cuter, but you don't want to bank the friend. My one of my relationships started is that brother for here we go weird? And then what I did? And then his brothers were in town for their birthday and I met all his brothers and I ended up flirting with the brother and we ended
up being together. Wasn't that your boyfriend? For how long? We were together? For almost two years? It was meant to be. But it was a step brother, so no blood. So but wait was this high school? This was high school? Yeah, that don't count anything that happened. Well, I mean we we we were together once I graduated high school for a short time, so we were still to guys when I moved to Atlanta and then raised you know what I mean? Remember none of that. Andy has talked about
how that's her only relationship on the show. No, that's not my only RELATIONSHIPID that's your only boyfriend. You said you have never had a boyfriend. You said that that's not my Yeah, that's fine, but I wouldn't say that that's that's fine. That's not my only boyfriend, our first boyfriend, you literally said I have in my adult life have I claim didn't want as a boyfriend. No, okay, that's eighteen.
We were claiming everybody was my boyfriend. Okay, everybody. I'm saying the irony of that, people being like, oh my god, this could never happen, blah blah blah. The one that I had was that fine as brother, that's some wild ship. Like all the time I look at friends that you want to hit him up on face follows me on, let me see what he looks like. I want to see he's still you. Don't look like he did the type that I have now, I mean, but got dreads now, like he's just you I do. But he to me
what he looked like when we dated. She doesn't look like anymore. It's all I'm saying. I mean with dreads like Jordan knew, I'm in love with us dreads, But he just doesn't look like how he did when we did. When you're you're with you like girls too, Yeah, because I saw you, I saw you did napsis which one an? Maybe when I was the ago. Oh yeah, no I haven't. I haven't went in and canceled them, but none of
them are on my phone anymore. I've done tender hand, yes, soul swipe, especially because we've talked about dating apps on here, but I'm not actively on any dating apps right now. Girl, you was right right now? What are you looking at me? Like? Girl? I mean, I'm talking to two guys right now. I haven't even brought the show yet work, but I'm talking to two We'll see do you when you're on the dating apps? I'm curious to know. Do you swipe women?
Write there? Won't seriously date women? Are you down for like girls? When I was on the dating app, I was looking for slim butcheres that like you know that they professionally are lesbians. They do this then want to explore with a woman? I mean, if you're doing and after thirty, it's like since come on now, we ain't playing games like I'm trying to look for somebody for real, for real? Oh you just want to kiss some couch for a little bit. You should have been did that?
You throw five playing games? I will fight like the Sexual Awakening initial homemail, even during our live shows. They ask how do I get my first experience with a girl? And how does this happen? And where do I go? And what happen do I use? I would say, first of all, you gotta be honest. Are you gonna be eaten or you gonna get treated like you? You have to go in and be honest because there's gonna be people that you think look like I don't know young ma.
You're like, oh, she's not gonna want to get touched, but she wants to get touched too, So you gotta figure out, Hey, do I really want women like that? Or do I want to play play? Because get a girl like me. I don't like to be touched. You don't like to be don't We're just like the police other way, even the three? Who are you pleasing? With the mail? I don't believe that you please girls at safe scratching backs, that's all you do. I got this under I don't believe you need to see the covers
on these or what little thimbles on these things. But the monopoly. You know the girl? We have to hang out one how you get because I don't believe you don't know you better? I want you when it's get when you started, I need you to go face, like go live or something. Hit me. Sydney said, put your money where your mouth. Your mouth is. Yeah, okay, clear nails and clear heels, but that's need to be named news episode. Clear clear heels. You guys are in charge.
I don't even want to touch him down. I'm just like, I know you haven't been in the booty hole nails. You haven't been in anybody. But it's the it's the coffin shape. It is because they don't tell you. I'm gonna be scratching the body with the car. You do the corners nice, it's buffed out. What's proper fingering etiquette for like nails and cleanliness? Do you have a I was about to say, pitched of advice to a piece of advice that you want to give as far as
like maybe your process. Let's well, I think they should be short, like super like this is too like that thumb, bro, it's like a coke nail. Yes, it is back in the day, yes, ma'am, just like I got to give me no keys, baby, I got these are not no those are not called those are like you obviously have a problem conail nails, so shorter nails. Shorter nails. I mean, I guess you can get them colored and stuff, But whenever I've gotten like fingered really well, it was like
just like a clear polish. Actually the nails were there. No, I don't want none of that many ghetto. Yeah that got color that it's not it's it's not gonna be the same. I've never heard that. But now that I'm thinking, and you know, you can wash your hands, you because like whatever you're eating and you didn't wash it, then it's inside. Then we got a problem, right, don't be holding no trained subway poles. And then in the house and you have sex, you should wash your hands as
anyway I actually want. I don't like it inside. That don't work. You ever cut you ever cut a pepper up? And then you like rub your eye by mistake, yes, and then you get like those itchy That's what happens to your couch if you don't wash your hands. Speaking of that before we get out, because like the our next guest isn't here, but you believe it. We did our vanilla ship. I found this article about hot and
spicy condoms, like how they're weird weird condom flavors. Right, So then I got in a rabbit hole last night on YouTube and I found out that this woman got beavy from a strawberry condom and she was so confused and how it happened. And all I could think was you picked out a candy flavored condom and you got lost on why it burnt. You're confused. And then people are in the comments genuinely interested talking about how they've eaten food or spicy food fingered somebody and that person
was in pain. No ship, it's a lot of dirty people on you. If you can eat it, if you can eat it, and you feel a tank, what's your thing is gonna do in my pussy, in my tiny, just precious box, my little, my little dainty Pandora's box. I can't even use that. That peppermint soap that you get from Urban out. You gotta dilute that ship with water. You can't even put that nowhere near. That's the spicy
condom over the heat directs. They really reaching out Dirk's look up the reviews real quick on this guys, for whoever is listening, we are looking at the direct box of condoms. Mala Hot pot. That's what the people in the pete. Now the condom something okay, well we talked about entr e or it's called like it's a n C h R. I um see if who can find that that was like the flavor or the brand of the condom. Not sure? Well, I guess before we get out of your can y'all leave your where our listeners
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the rest of you names. So join us, love us, subscribe, Rate this podcast, but rate it like good things, because if you don't have good things to say, I'm just gonna cry about it. By I don't like men that when I talk to talk to them dirty via text, they're like, wow, you're crazy, So that the quickest way to no longer be sexting me if you don't know how to get into character over fucking text message, my nigga, it's over, but not really being on texting like, I'm
not gonna lie. So for a while I stopped sexting because I felt like, listen, if we're not gonna do it, I'm not gonna share this energy with you, I'm not gonna waste my time. Um. But what's different from me is I feel like I only get into sexting with individuals who are either really far or be that I haven't even had sex with yet. So I'm the opposite from you because the nigga that I'm currently seven, y'all know,
we don't even sex. I don't send him nudes. I don't do I literally, w y D, what you doing? Where are you at? Am? I coming over? Are we fucking? Like? Are you free tonight? What's up? That's that's as much as if I show you you don't text him, If I show you you don't text him, can't wait to gobble up that dick. Oh, So that's that. But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. I'll be like, um, you ready put them nuts in my mouth. But that's because I'm ready to go see you. There's no like
lead up. There's no worth spending days sexting or talking dirty like he's local so work, or even if he's away when you coming back, talking's like that dick, like there's no sex thing going on. So I think that I enjoyed the imagination of sexting and hearing what someone would do to me and hearing what I would like to do to them. Of course, I'm of course physically and sexually attracted to this person if I'm texting them
this way. Um, But to me, it's more so the excitement of leading up to it, like when I see I'm gonna do this, Like me and the guy who I pegged um and I talked about this um. On the freaky, nastiest wildas night, we ended up going to a sex club. We fucked ten times and I pegged him and literally before we did all this, he was sending me videos fingering himself in the ass, like with his fingers, Like I was like, oh, fit another finger
in there. Like we were being really really really really kinky, And it was the excitement of all the nasty things we were talking about beforehand that I think increased our sex with men. I already know the dick five, I already know I'm gonna come, nigga, Can I come get it? Um? So, I don't know in a relationship that you're not like this no, or like sexting is not something that happens often. Do you all live together? No, so where I'm there,
I have. It's so weird to talk about this here. No, no, no, hell no, he's not here. I understand, yes, of not that we don't live together, but I'm there every night like I'm about to go there. So before you go see him, you're not talking about I want that dick hard when I get there. I want every once in a while, I might do something like that, but it's not something that you should spice it up, you should do it more. Yeah, absolutely, that's what it might be.
Why he's asked about three sethings. It might be maybe it needs to spars it up. I do think that sex being and sending messages um with sexually suggestive things. Um, you know what it does. I think it depends on the relationship. Like some sometimes it seems sometimes you might laugh if I send something like it's like, yo, come on now, Like you don't be doing stuff like that
like that. You know you can't lie Like I've had nigga say it want to fuck you all night, and then I get there and they're one and done and a bit be mad as fault. Yeah, that's why I be doing that with dudes. I ain't sleeping because I'm not about to be sexually busting. Your sex might be whacked. No, I'll tell you now if you are like and so, we have a lot of men that listened to the show, So I'd like to give them little insiders and tips. Fellas.
If you're sext thing, please keep in one hunted like be like, oh, I'm gonna give you the hardest twelve minutes you've ever had in your life. Like but I need to know so that I could be aware, so that if you're telling me we're working all night and you really, after you fu one time, you're not getting back up, you're tired, you don't like going around, kind of don't leave that out in the sex thing. I feel like you kind of need to let me know what that ship. I'd like to say some thing like
I need you to teach me. I might be a novice that's still sex it