Ep134: The End of a Hot Girl Summer

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looking at random podcast. I was bored today and I was like, you know what, let me just click on ship that pops up in related So right now my queue is besides like the regulars, a vote voice. Everybody knows that. Let's read from my gossip. I've been listening to Eddie's podcast exactly Mundo. That's been fun Um. They really enjoyed the episode with him. It was really good. He was quick. I ain't expected to be that quick with it, and he was quick with it. He's very improving.

You could tell he'd be honest, soul. I think it's funny because we post the pictures. Um, if you guys don't follow us on Instagram, it's horrible underscore decisions. But we post the pictures with our guests. Yeah. Yeah, and we when we post pictures, I guess people assume how these people look with looking voice like he's a willow voice, a funny sounding voice. No, no, like it feels like when you're listening to hes gonna be funny looking. Oh that's I don't know it. He goofy ask boys, he's

a nice look at how you ever? Like, met a guy that was fine to heale and then he opened his mouth and it was just like, damn me, not that fine, no more. No. But I've met women with sexy voices and they weren't men. They weren't sexy like I've talked to women that had sexy asked voices and I was like, wow, not what I thought. Man, What people think we looked like before they look us up? I don't know. But one thing I'm really tired of saying is you're pretty in person. I'm like, wow, yeah,

I don't know if that hey, horror. Have you know what I'm gonna do the next time I'm ready to post a thought pick, I'm gonna go on Patreon and I'm gonna put the ones that I'm thinking about and let them next choose, because the way that's what I look in person. And I thought my pictures on Instagram is cutee me too, I don't think so either. I just want to let you guys well, no, I'm not saying wait because that didn't sound right, right. I was. It's not a shady, but no, I'm thinking I was

saying mine too. Yeah, okay, um, but no, Like, I just want you guys to know, like mixed girls, we don't know what to do with our hair. You know, well, speak, I am speaking. Please speak for yourself about when you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on holdo, one motherfucking minute, you are going to speak for yourself. Girl, You'll be in transition phases too, so stop, there's no my hair, Lady, I hate a motherfucker Sven piece my face. That's fine that you hate

this twenty seven piece, but my hair be laid. So speak for you if you're going to speak on your hair, well, I'm speaking for a lot of mixed girls in high school that have sucked up hair. Listen, there's this weird thing. You don't have mixed girl hair. You've got white people here. It doesn't matter. I still keep my hair done, and so doth your hair done. We're all mixed, we're all bibration. Just saying your hair is a different texture than mine,

it's still fine. You could still have your hair done though I have a I'm not saying my hair isn't done, my nigga, I'm saying that it's hard to fucking manage my hair. So like, I have a really weird fucking hair texture. You're like, my hair is like in between niggas and white people with his Like, I got this weird ass curl that when it gets wet, it is curly, but it's not because I will also turn into a

fucking poodle. It is the worst fucking ship. So all I do is just keep that shitting braids, so I don't fucking deal. I don't have time to go to the fucking salon all the time to keep getting it pressed. I hate getting her hair pressed over and over. It's a kinky, straight, weird ass texture. I just wish it was one. Just give me one. There's like literally no fucking hair I can even blend with the ship. So

now I just don't give a funk. I go with braids and hats, and then if I feel like wearing my hair in a fucking sewing, I'm gonna go to the gym. It's gonna be fucked. So I'm just gonna put a beanie on and you guys are gonna get used to it, and which if you don't like it, I don't know what to tell you. But my point. He was coming in here on a ramp about here. I'm I'm ready to hold you. I'm ready for a

goddamn hot girl summer conversation. I thought we was gonna come he and talking about sucking dicks, and you just said you have all these hoes. I didn't know this was gonna be a whole black hair conver It's a rant because on the way here, someone told me how much nicer I looked in person. This just happened. Your hair is cute too, And I was like, you know what, the shade that was shady, But I don't blame it,

don't matter. You just need to mush these holes. That mush that hole for what a bit to buy tickets. I don't even if they talk shit. I don't like that. I don't like no, I don't like the shade. You ain't gotta be. But we're still human, bron. How angry can I be? I fucking talk so much? Did you talk? You talk about her back? Was her hair nice? You ain't say nothing? Shady bag? You gotta be shady bag, bro.

I don't like how people think that they can literally just walk up to us, though, and say any fucking thing like I don't like. We're still human beings like you. You can't be coming up to me. She just didn't realize how fucked up it was. That was candy really nice. I hate bad candid compliments, bro, that's it's shady. It's fun. Mind you. I have a hat on in a bun And I was like, all right, And I was not

to take that at all. But you know, but I'm all trying to say is I don't know what my Instagram portrays, but like I know, I ain't got no ask. But here's the thing. I'm a good time and that's all that matters is got good Listen. You know what, I really wish you would have said this ship to her faith because I was wanting to come in here and be real. It didn't and now and now you're like, okay, so um but anyway, also yeah, okay, also else, I'm sick of these niggers and I'll here we go, here

we go. Let's talk. My ex boyfriend, who is very much taken, and I'm not going to talk about how taken because I feel like that would allude to who he is, texted me today for the first time in years, just to say he saw my Instagram through a friend of his because he's blocked, and that I look good, and then wrote when I didn't reply after thirty minutes, love and miss you. So then I said, do you still use Spotify or do you have Apple Music? And he said you Spotify And I'm going to, um, just

play for you all who didn't see the post. What song I played for his black ass, because this nigga really had me fucked up. He got a whole ass bitch in his band. I'm sure. I just want to say that song aged very well because the lyrics he said, there's a girl right next to you, and I don't know what the funk he was thinking texting me this morning,

because I know that nigga wold't worked. And you know what, I just don't understand why when I'm at peace and I've done my therapy to get over you and yo ship, why you just have to come back in and you know why they have to come back and all the time they realize that you're not thinking about it anymore, and it's this fucking egotistical like, oh you ain't hit me up. Oh you look better than when I used to suck you. You know what, if you didn't pay

for these tits, you don't have a say. And I paid for him on my own, So if you fucked with me before them, you're not about to see the new ones. And that niggad be trying to always see I'm the opposite. I'm like, i feel like I'm at my best right now and I'm literally fucking all the same things I was working all was fat, and those the only things I want to fuck. I don't want new niggas. He was sucking me when I was fat. You could suck me because they put you through trauma.

But you know, I guess, I guess I don't be falling out with my niggas. We just part ways and then that's why they're always able to come back, because we never fall out, like I've only breakups a not younger than that. And I think it's because, um, I made better choices with men. And I also wasn't as like I'm making the same choices ten years later, same niggas. I got in. I was like, really, like, if y'all

think I'm emotional now, my nigga, I was emotional. I can't imagine you being any more emotional than you are now, honestly, Like this emo ho label you wear with pride I named myself. I know, so I can't imagine you're being any more emotional, bro, Like, I think you're at the top of being the most emotional an oh my god, you are. So what we're doing? Is this what we're doing? You are? I came in here with an outline and we are not following it is. I know I'm not

the only one out here. I would love to take a vote. Well, we're gonna say, going to the middle of many infut hashtag imoho to no and guess what if you do what, I'm a block your pus says, So we're gonna get out what you gonna get into? A guy? Look you get upset, yes, because I want to do the goddamn outline sucking horror. I see her upset you. Oh my god, here we go. This is a really labor of you. Libras are the best, just so you know, and because of you, I want no

more prices in my life. If you're the holy one, I can fucking deal it. You have to download co Star to say I don't know. I don't do the star know, so that how do you all want to know Pisces? Hope? Because it's you, Like I got one

of my lot far to tell you who's Pisces? And yeah, well if y'all those pisces, bro, I'm following me because I don't funk with y'all Loki like when we have episodes like that, like they won't write it in the comments, but i'd be so mad at these These are type of holes on light What do you see they we have Wheezy and these rands. Can I just tell you you are on a rand? Goddamn tirade to that girl really like me sad in the face. It was like,

you know what, fuck you? Thank you for listening and coming, she says, she came to all our New York shows. Good goddamn motherfucker hall. So like, I don't I know you noticed this right? Like in our comments generally, like on a Horrible Decisions comment or on Twitter, it's people that like love us, but there's some people that side more Wheezy and Mandy. But the Wheezy ones are like

not going to write it in the comments. They're gonna come to my dams and be like, you know what, I totally understand and empathize, but you meant I'm at Pisces as well, And I like, right, bit, why you aren't tell her that ship? But also why didn't not telling that ship? Don't tell me ship? How about that? Because I don't want to hear. I don't give a goddamn hell about your opinions. Now we're gonna go into the guy you have Anillo ship if you like. So

this is UM. Actually, I've found this on the Huffington Post, and I actually picked this because I feel like we get a lot of women who women I guess in men, maybe more women that write us that they can't come or orgasm UM, and so I actually found this article interesting. It is a technique called carreza UM. It could actually revive your sale relationship UM. Sex that doesn't culminate an orgasm for both parties ideally is often written off as

crappy sex. But for those practicing the sex technique known as carreza, not climaxing isn't a failure at all. It's the point. So Careza, which comes from the Italian word for carress, prioritizes gentle, affectionate forms of intercourse that don't end an orgasm, with the goal of boosting intimacy, improving communication and deepening connection UM. It may also include other bonding behaviors like soft touching, breathing, gazing, cuddling, and skin contact.

Carreza is abelled k A R e z z A UM. But basically the goal is not about orgasms orgasma. No, it's Italian bitch for caress. I'm always here speaking my family like Italy, Italy, Um, you know, I mean this is this is dope though, Um basically for those of you who I guess aren't orgasming, there's a way that y'all can still I guess come, I don't know. I'm looking at this like who wants this? Who doesn't want to?

Actually had sex like that recently with a girl, and like, so here's when I think or not coming is frustrating for people. It's when like you can I feel like you're about to climax, or you're you're not feeling like you can reach. But when sometimes when that's not the goal, you can have better sex. Like her and I just

kind of had sex kind of long. We got high, we were drinking, we were having a good time, and I noticed neither of us were coming, and like I made a comment about it, and she's like, I don't really need that, Like, and it wasn't like we couldn't make each other come. It was good. We just kept stopping and like having a good time. It's so weird I think because for so long, Um, specifically in my earlier twenties, I had a ton of like I would say, pointless sex because I didn't come, and so to me,

like seeing that this is like a thing. It's weird because now I literally have sex to come, Like if I'm not coming, we're not fucking. I mean I want to come. I want to come to an orgasm, but that I can't want to understand certain times, like you can enjoy sex without like you know, yeah, no I don't know I have enjoyed sex without coming. I don't actually, and we're gonna talk about it in the horrible decision. So I recently had sex um where I was doing

the pegging. I want to talk about it because he let me record him. I'll show you, um what, Yes, he loves me recording pegging. That's the horrible decision. We're skipping the kink of the week. We gotta but no, I want to talk, you know. So basically, um, when I was on the West Coast, I set up to pegg this nigga who hasn't been pegged. I think I remember this because when we were at our l A show. Remember I was like, oh, you were staying somewhere. I

was standing somewhere. But yeah, but it wasn't the end again, and we have to get two hotels because I need to peg this knack. Yeah, but this is a different nigga. This ain't even the one I pegged before, so this was a new one. This was no I know, this is a new one. Um, and I just want to show you real quick, and I'll show you too well if do you want to see do you want to see me pegging him? So basically, um, he was so

nervous for this to happen. He got really really drunk and did some coke, so he wasn't really like able to like stay hard for us to fuck. So we literally the whole sex session was me fucking him and he didn't come that night. But the next morning he woke up and you know, my dick stay hard because I mean, so I had the morning would ready for him, and so he wanted to again in the morning, calling it a dick in front of niggas. I wouldn't like that. I mean, it's my dick, bro, it's my is this stroup?

You want me to call it the strop? So I went in. We had morning sex the next morning, um, and it was still just me focused on fucking him and making him come. So the both times we fucked I didn't get penetrated at all, And so what's weird is I had a ton of simulation, I guess in my mind, but I didn't come come. I mean that's like many like lesbians that don't like, like, what's it called nut? Don't know touch lesbians? Oh my god, this

is real sex. Like you see my dick game stroke I literally said this to my homegirls, and they was like, damn, bitch, you'd be fucking fucking. I'm like, you know what I mean, stroke game looks like mine. My show game is lit. Said it looks like I'd be like my stroke game lit. Hold on, I got I got lazy. At this point, I was just look I got lazy. Bitch, I used my hand, bitch, Yeah, hold on, Look did he come like that? Yeah he came. That's a skinny one. Look

does he like it? Because we're you talking, it's me. So the night we fucked, when we sucked the night before, bitch, I literally sucked him in every position that I've ever been sucked in my life. So I was on froggy style from the back. He got on top and road me, what's froggy froggy style? So the nigga tallest fun nigga like six five. So like I got on like and it was like this, Okay, I want to get down, bitch. My god, damn, let's hurt. They just did a Froggy

style position and a cheetah outfit. My knees. Baby, I didn't even gonna hold you before we go to the kink of the week. I want to commend all of you men because I thought that y'all had the easy part. Y'all just rang me a little dick in the whole. Baby. The moving positions was goddamn exhausting. I was like, I said, oh, that's why you'll be liking it, just to get on top. Because even just going like this, I was like, okay, I normally don't do it like I was tired, bitch.

A bitch was tired, fucking like god, damn respective knees now. So like when I was at the US, was really highest fun. Right, I'm like stoned by nigga. So I'm watching Naomi Osack play Some White Girls, the one she lost. But anyway, long story short, Tennis is so much back and forth. Right, Yes, I'm sitting there talking out loud. You know he's supposed to be quiet during tennis. That's it.

God damn, she got good needs. And I was really thinking to myself, like, can you imagine having knees so good that you like, that's like the fastest hand eye coordination I've ever seen. I don't care about tennis knee. I want to make the stallion knees, don't. I ain't gonna hold you the way that bitch me dropping it loud. I'm like, but can she do it on the dick? Because you know what I want to know? No, but

can she believe it? You believe it? When I'll be seeing home, I'd be like, Nicki minajchorks like me, let me tell you what you do? Know? She she bro She it's because it's so like filled with some ship. You know. Her asks ain't real. She don't know how to move it. That's why I don't know. It's just the weird thing about it is like, okay, like she just can't dance, she can't do anything at par and y'all y'all ain't gonna have me, and you're talking about yeah,

I totally forgot many. Yeah, the barbs attacked. The barbs attacked me for they're still Honestly, if you have Nikki as your goddamn avatar. I'm automatically blocking and reporting you. They're still in my fucking comments. I was shadow band because they like came together, made page posted me and was like, let's get her deleted. No, they were fucking reporting me. I had to write Instagram like, bro, the

barbs are attacking me. Dogs. I literally wrote Instagram every day until they took my shadow band off, like, dog, it's the barbs, write Instagram. I said, it's the barbs. Bro. All I did was say my opinion on this hope, and they're attacking me. I said, I'm not bullying or harassing anymore, because that's all they kept putting that I was doing. So every time I logged on the Instagram, it was saying your account maybe deleted because I don't

know what you do. You you made somebody man, probably because your friends with Andrew, because all of them are shot up band Andrew, cos that's probably what it is. You're part of the asshole army and they don't block all you hodes. See I Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, blocked up. So we're gonna go ahead and get into the kink of the week, and um this is nice because we just talked about my pegger, Um, the kick. You don't like dick, pegger? What can I call it?

What can I call it? To please me? Bro, every time you said peggar is weird. I can't call it my duke? Look up, let me ask You are not about to ask serri one second things to call your strap on. Let's see what I know. I'm Peggy Bundy because then because I'm thinking, like, what do you say when you're fucking like you're not gonna say my peggy. You can't say my well, I can't say my dick. You like my dick? You're like, I mean, come on, I can kind of just reading stripped my strap, my strap?

Um yeah, a lot of people are saying strap, it's strap right Yeah? Okay, well I see that said dick, bro, because see the issue with it. I want to get out of everybody's say because you know, nigs like, dude, it's good you keep saying dick. Then it's like emulating having sex with a man. It's not a dick, it's shaped it like more Still it's different. Well guess what the guys that I don't care what I call it. It's in their assholes at this point, what more do

they fucking like? Come on? Um okay, one woman and it looks real. My dick got balls and everything. It's a deep bro It got ball Okay. The strap on that I had was not like that. Oh well mine is. She got veins and everything. Nice little mushroom head, my ship. Nice. It got a mushroom head. You know, the mushroom head it is. Um. So the kink of the week for

this week is actually the focus of object kinks. Fetishes can include just about anything from garters, leather, jackets, vibrators, a cherry on the pie, sex, toys, cakes, sand water, um, pretty much anything different. Kinks um that involve objects would be stockings with garters, glasses and one person said that a chef's white coat um is something that's turned her on. I'm gonna read her a little quick insert. She says, I've been recently dreaming about a chef and a five

star hotel. I fancy seeing him in his uniform with his funny hat on his head. I don't think i'd managed to control myself. I would take him to the back room. And then it gets a little Then she said the word that I don't know, and I ain't gonna say that. Tokay, blanche blanche toke see, I hate. I shouldn't have picked the one with the word. I ain't know. How do you pronounce t t o k t o qu e to blanche to cook? We're a talk, right,

just talk? Why can't they just spell it differently? Okay? Anyway, she gets horny off a chef's coat. What object kinks? So it's it's kinks from different objects. So it could be stockings and garters, it could be glasses, it could be bringing out your vibrators. It could be a leather jacket. The weirdest thing I've been turned on by? I was about to say, what is the weirdest object that you've either included insects or that has turned you on? Belts? I like him around my neck? Right, we do want

some white people shop? That's not white people shouldn't. Yes, it is. That's like really, Oh, it doesn't have to be like that tight. It's just like a way to like pull during sex, like when you're sucking. That's as hot as bro like a real belt. Yeah, Like I took that nigga's belt off, and I remember looking at it, and I was like, and you put it around your own name, tell you what it is. White people ship that Alicia gets very Caucasian. So Alicia's Caucasian. But if

you use an object, they already got it. Ain't like you went out and body, you know what, I'm san nothing, no, no, bitch, I ain't putting belts around my goddamn motherfucking name. Okay. Anyway, y'all know that summer has ended. It is now look here we go. Well, I mean so apparently it's Megan said, what is this still hot girl fall? Now? It went from hot girl some of the hot girl listen, they said as fun boy fall in real life, it probably is because they're about to cuddle with all his holes

and we're gonna we're gonna let them. It's gonna be cold and I want to cuddle and I don't care that you're a boy. Okay, So anyways, for the horrible decision this week, y'all, we are going to recap our hot girls summers. Um I honestly had a pretty fairly quiet one up until this last month. I would say,

um my hot girl summer. I was seven the whole time, so that was pretty boring until I went to the West Coast and then came back and yeah, yeah, anyways, what about you if you just skipped you, I know, so it's weird. So I'll say I did. I think I wanted a boyfriend, so I was dating. I brought up Muslim bay Um and then ship. We prerecorded so much. I didn't had pool party bait come in the picture

and leave before we got back into the studio. Um. So I didn't meet somebody at Joe's pool party um and cut him off within a one It was just not um. Dating to me as stressful. Not only is stressful, I don't have the patience, so you're not gonna stay on my phone for very long. And we live in the same city. So I did leave right after Joe's pool I went to the West Coast for almost two weeks. So the whole time I'm on the West Coast for

face timing, we're texting, we're doing this. I get back from the motherfucking West Coast by day eight, I said, sorry, this isn't gonna work. Why am I back in New York for eight days? That's over a week. That is now over one week, and I haven't seen you so, so I literally told him. I was like, maybe this is bad timing. I don't know what it is, but I'm cool on you. I'm uninterested now. Um And I hit Muslim Bay with the same thing because the same

thing happened with him. I was like, I've been back for a week and what don't know? I don't Actually, you don't, be honest. I believe that when people it's they're they're like they're seeing somebody else and it's fine because we're just dating. But I even know from my own time frame, like if I'm interested in someone, I want to see them. However, I'm not saying I'm not interested, but I just may be busy with other ship. And

that's what. It depends on how much you have in and that's and and I'm not even gonna hold you know the problem. I need to prioritize well I had and I had well. I think that's another thing, like I'm not pressed to see these men sexually because I have so the beginning phase of it to where I feel like, okay, well we're not even seeing each other.

Fuck it. So my Canadian boo is back in the picture, my home in Philly is doing great seven is as consistent as I need him to be, and I'm just feeling like I don't want to date or at anyone new because I'm so comfortable with the people that I've known for all these years. Which, yes, it's probably gonna keep me single forever, yes I know that, but my holes are acting really really good right well. I think

it also depends on what you want. If you want sex, and like you just said, you have some tenne from your Canadian but like if you get what you want, the fine. If there's no angle. Actually am I was having a little fun up with how like my mind changed the last two weeks ago. So once in Europe with Benny, we had so much fun. I'm really excited. So Bennie is gonna be coming on tour with us and helping out and um, yeah, like Bennie, Yeah, it's gonna be fun. We had a great time with him

in Chicago. Um, it's so funny because Mandy and I, you know, we're trying to get this tour together, so we have been really busy just making plans for it, and um, we were talking about a tour manager and I said to Bennie when we were in the hotel room together in Morocco. I said, I really don't you know what this person will be like. And I said, and Mandy and I are doing great, but there will be a day where something gets like you know, it might be a lot, and I'm worried about that person

and being too much for them. And he literally said before we even talked about Vinnie. No, I'm just saying when me and you get like, but I don't want that person to be overwhelmed. Benny was like, you just need me because you can both need just someone just mail it over. And he was like, you, let's just get a little It's true. He's like, I don't want to, like, you know, I think it would be good and like, you know, we've been talking about what friends to bring

a people that we've enjoyed being around our friends. I've enjoyed, okay, and I get to the dick part, like no, something it's cute, and that we have girls summertime, hot girls, summertime. Talk about how you've been a hell because I love how you'd be like, I'm in love, but but you

got all the holes now. So I love that you could talk about what I was gonna say multiple dicks go ahead, so you know, having a companion like a friend for that long normally when I vac talking about this, because I'm saying kind of point, so like, normally when I vacation, I'm bouncing around to see certain people, right,

and I'm spending mad time with them. Since we had two weeks together, it was a lot of time to just like reflect, right, So I was thinking to myself, like, you know, I put a lot of focus when dating on one person because I'm just naturally that way. It's very hard for me to like date multiple people and not. That's why I like bringing them together. That's why the people I funk, I like together because it's easier for me opposed to like figuring out Mark or Michael and whoever.

You know what I'm saying, Like, that's too confusing. I'll be mixing up names, mixing up dates, so might as well I'll go on dates together. And then I thought to myself, that's when you was dating girls and guys. You don't be bringing your niggas around your other names. So now that's the problem. Yes, I was like, well, what am I gonna do now? I'm just going to sincerely set a schedule for the men that I plan on dating, and I let all of them know. I

let a group chat. Nope, like old Bay seasoning. Now. I love hanging out with you on the weekends. We party hard, we have a great time. I want one of your weekend is whether it be Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I wanted to do our fucking thing. I want one of your weekend days and I want dick in the middle of the week. That's what I need. I need those two days a week. And if we get more, we get more. But like, these are vital for me. Two days a week. See if somebody is a lot, yeah,

but we're fucking that's still a lot. I need to get sucked a lot. You just go around. No, I'm good. I need to get sucked a lot. But so two days from him, and then what are you got? So I was like, I need those two days because like sometimes I don't know we're going or whatever. But as long as I have that time, I'll be fine. And as long as that commitment is in my head, because that's my issue with dating. I feel like niggas is all over the place. If you make a commitment to me,

then I could stick with it. Someone came in my life recently that's been in my life for like two years. No, it's not Alex, and I know it'll sound like him. He's been a friend, someone I like casually see and I just never knew where to place him. We will fucking Alex, bitch na. But I know that's why you already asked him out so people don't think it's him when it's really it's not. But I know, I said my friend for almost two years, so not two years, but like whatever. So anyway, I met him while I

was out Geela. Liked him at first, so like he said some ship to me when I was like, yo, my girl's feeling. He was like, oh, you can't speak, and I was like whatever. So I always see him in the neighborhood. And then finally he said something to me one day that like kind of sucked me up, and I like really liked it. I don't even know

if he remembers. It was late night and I was about to bring someone around where I knew where he'd be at, and then I told him, oh, I don't want to bring that nigket through there, because like you know, I didn't know how it makes you feel. And he was like, I don't care who you're with, Like, I want you to be happy, So whether you with another niggat or you with me, Like that's what I want. I want you to be happy. That makes me feel good. You had two exes in his name, right, just ship

turned me off. We go to Afro Punk. I invite him an Afro Punk and I kind of thought it was gonna be weird, right, Like, I thought like, okay, are we gonna be flirty? What's this gonna be? Like? Yo? It jumped right into some boyfriend e girlfriend and Ship. We were like laying on the grass together fucking having an amazing time. And then finally when I left, I thought he was gonna kiss me and he didn't fucking kiss me. So I'm like, what the fuck? So we go out on a date. He takes me to the movies.

We go to this bar and I started getting upset because he gets really close to my face right, and I was like, why won't you fucking kiss me? Like do you not like me? Like you're just going out with me, like we're talking all the time, you just don't want to kiss me? Then it because I have a word vomit that happens to me. So we go outside to smoke. This nigga pushes me up against the

fucking wall. I could feel his fucking dick through his pants pressing up against my stomach when he tongued me down bit and almost like hand like on my chest, in my neck. I'm not gonna lie. It was so just almost hurled because I'm just envisioning Alex to this. It's not Alex. It's just like Alex kisses. Okay, they do this tall, dark scam with chats there this okay anyway, So I thought I was gonna get some dick, right,

So he brings me upstairs. Loki had to help put me in the bed, and the nigga fucking leaves, and now I'm pissed. I fucking masturbated for like two hours. I was like, why then is he not sucking me? So I got really mad. So then this Friday, right, I'm really thinking hard Alex is in Australia. Oh my gosh, I'll gotta leave this alone. Okay, okay, so this Friday I can go out. We run into each other and I was like, fucking, I'm just gonna say I was like, yeah, I want you to come home. So what days of

the week. He gets, let's I'm trying to I'm gonna tell you, bit you just sounded real country about the time I've been watching. So he's like yo, I'm I'm like I can't. So I was like, listen, I want you to walk me home so you could take my keys and you wake me up. But she comes in my house. I don't know what time it is, and he gets in my bed. I could feel him and it's fucking dick. He's like so neaty and why it's like a two hand dick. It's like a juice, that

fucking dick. And I was like, you know what, I don't know if I have room, but I will make it. I'm gonna make room for this dick. You know. It's like I always assume when niggas like are a little more rough around the edges, Like when he was younger, he used to like rob niggas and ship like he's a hood ass New York nigked. Not anymore, but he used to be bitch ate my pussy like a champion, to the point where it was like it wasn't even because you know, sometimes when big dig fills you up.

I was so fucking ready for it. Oh my god, he sucked me so good. Ma, So no, oh that's another nigga. Oh bitch, you are really I'm really bad with reading mouths. So we'll talk about this act. No, don't be written ship because people could see ship. But anyway, Mandy, the dick was so good. So wait, we're already are you got four niggas right now? A rotation three? We got soho friend beer bait oh Bay season and Broke Bay season is so ho. No, I'm talking about shut up,

but I didn't say today. I'm not sucking him yet. Okay, so wait, so bitch, hold on, he sucking me right, I'm on my stomach and like I grabbed his hair. He's really close to my face while he's sucking me, and this nigg is like you know when your mouth is open but you're not kissing, and it's just like you could just feel somebody, Like I could just feel his tongue and it was just nasty and fucking way,

and he's fucking the ship out of me, bitch. Like I wasn't even trying to act like it was that good because I didn't want him to think it was that good because it was good. Does he listen to the show, because now you really he made me know I was gassing his dick right now, I know what am I supposed to do? Jesus Christ. You know how

big his dick is? So much so that when I first met him, or when we were first hanging out, he was telling me about this girl he was sucking, how it kept trying and she ended up going to the hospital. So Charlie calls on Hospital Dick, and that is his name, Hospital Dick. And you know what, if I have to die by the dick, it is what a way to go, Hospital Dick. That's the name. So Hospital Dick, we sunk. It is a nice guy. I

met his friends on Sunday. He took me somewhere. It was going really well, and then he took me home and I got the Hospital Dick. And now that I realized Hospital Dick is like a good person, I'm more fucked up because like real ship, he's the type of nigger I want to be. My man's crazy because I feel like people think we like little Dick Shane. But I'm gonna kind of like I'm gonna say so, Canadian Bay has probably one of the largest sticks ever, and

I'm not gonna hold you. I was like not even wanting it because it was so big, Like I really enjoy sucking dick, not his, because it's like I don't go past I can't get past the head, so it's like I feel inadequate while I'm sucking his dick to where it's just like it's not even fun for me because I like to be at you know, like go down on it, like put my forehead on the belly, but and like make it all war in my mouth like him no, And I'm looking at him like Okay,

I'm I'm done sucking your dick because I don't even feel like I'm pleasing you. Like we literally had to have that. No he said, like he said, I suck it really well, and he moaned, which was cute, but I feel like maybe he was just moaning, like I felt like there's no way it was good. I felt like a he was like telling me about it was too big, like I wasn't going even past the head, so it's like I had to lick on the shaft. That's not fun. You could suck on the side. It

was so big. I was like, these big as dicks, let's let's campaign that y'all with this medium's eyes. Well, let me make a point to you that I never realized. So there's a dude that I fuck and sometimes they'd be hurt, and he has a medium dick, right like sucking me really hard. But with hospital dick, I didn't really have pain. And I was like, why wouldn't I if it's bigger, And I realized it's because he knows he has a big dick, so he knows how to

funk with it. Like nigga's with medium dicks be pounding you like and sometimes it's too much. They want you to feel it because you might. Sometimes they know they got the room. This nigga knows his dick is big, so he knows he had to take time. Girl, baby, come out the pluss, like a dick is a dick is fine in the plus it is. But my point is, like I think dudes a bigger dicks go slower initially,

Like I think dudes with bigger dicks be lazier. That's why I don't hurt, because they're not gonna pund because they're like, it's a big dick. I ain't even gotta move, like, I know his whole dick hasn't been inside of me. We sucked five times now and I know it didn't go all the way in. There's no which is fine. I recorded with Canadian Bay, I gotta see if his whole dick went in that ship was hurt. No, I was like, and then I ain't even gonna hold you.

What's crazy is I just saw seven and he pounded my ship so so like I don't know he did it, like but his dick is big, but he pounded me to where I was like making the worst noises. And then I literally said I don't want dick for the rest of the year. Then Canadian Bay was like, I'm I'm I want to come see and I was like, oh shoot, I just said I didn't want dick for the rest of the year, like I'm growing a cists, which is crazy. No. I didn't even was like, do

I have to take your dick now? Like my fucking pussy got fucked so hard. I was like, I cried so hard. I cried. I don't know, I cried, nigga, I don't know, but I cried, like literally after round one. So basically, he was like, I want you to drain these nuts, and you know that's how we'll be talking. I was like, oh, drain him. He was like, how many times you think it's gonna take you to join it? I said, we can go to three fo five? However many bitch after round one, I'm mad. I said that.

I was crying. I said, rounds. Wait, let me ask you talked about rounds a lot, and I was thinking three times, and I was so, I can tell you why you came across my mind, because I told you I've become across your mind. We were in the studio like within the last few weeks, and I was like, I don't like rounds, right right, So a hospital Dick I realized something. I um, I've said I don't like rounds because the niggas have sucked sucked me along. Oh this nigga a good hospital. Dick. I came. He waited

for me to come every time, but then he did come. Now, I'm a person who could fun multiple like I have more orgasm. Same so one long ass round, I'll come like three or four times. But every every round I'm coming three or four times. It's fucking exhausted. We fucked five times, two separate nights, so three nights we like, one night we fucked three times, and one day we sucked twice. Now, so we're still got room to grow. Maybe he just came a little fast because he was excited,

but it wasn't even really fast. It was more so like, bro, he listened to this. Now you're saying the nigga come fast, bro, he you probably not. You not about to get the hospital Dicknamo you out here. Time shaming. It's time shaming a thing. Oh speaking of By the way, I know we had a bluetoo ad and I will say I did get some old dick like recently too. And it was forty five second dick because like in the ad I talked about like how damn I wish he would

have took a bluetooth to last longer. It was literally forty five seconds. I'll tell you who it was. But his dick is so big, and it's just like, damn, it's so good. Why doesn't it last long? So good? I'll tell you forty five seconds? Literally, what did he fuck you again? No, he don't go more than one round. I was just like Okay, well I didn't have that experienced like do you can you count second dick? Like does it count? Is like you had sex? No? Right,

I don't think it was like three bounces. It was like three bounces and I apologize to be on top. Did he know? He did? He acknowledge how fast he game. This is a thing for him, Like as long as I've known him, as many times as we've had sex, he just comes fast. God yeah, and it sucks because okay, I'm sorry, and no, that wasn't really my issue. I just made a longer round. But at least he begin to back up and then nigga too pussy like a goddamn champion, does it? You know? I don't be lacking heads?

So so for condom, I told you, condom dick is five, bitch, i'd be trying to sell because I'm scared. No, I ain't gonna hold you. That's why I think. That's why I have been able to say emotionless because it's condom dick, and it's great condom dick. But if he gave me that dick, raw, bitch, we're married. That's what I was thinking.

Don't suck me wrong. Um, let's see who else, keep talking about it's a dude that I had an amazing date with, and I just keep getting this like serious friend energy from Like our first date was crazy good, right, we had so much chemistry. The reason many called him so Houses because that's where we met and then we were like laid up at so Who House and stars and it was right before hedonism and because I've been home,

it's like, I don't know, it's super friendly energy. And then he does this thing where like he'd be acting like I'm mixing. He'd be like, oh, you and your people, you your niggas, and like he knows about Beard Bass, like he's made comments about him, and it just makes me feel weirder. I don't know, I will say that's something. I mean, I guess it's good that you do. I mean, I let my niggas know I got Hose, but I don't tell my hose all my other hose names. I

didn't tell him other hose names. Well, he knows about Beard Bay. He knows about Beard Bay because when I was at Last Lap and Beard Bay walked in, I was like, he said, I slid out of that motherfucker. He's like my whole voice told me he was working with that nigga, but I really knew what I was talking to him. I came to the last lap to

see him. Beard Bay walked in and I was like, you know what, I'm actually not feeling well and I think I'm going to leave have a great night, which I would dipped and say, I love, I don't have I don't. I didn't know that. I didn't know that he knew that. You know, let's go ahead, let's before we get up out of here, let's go through our homemail. We've been yeah, I know, we haven't forty five minutes.

And look and these holes thing they get in two hour episodes out of us newt Why does everybody want? How long? How to fund? Do people even come in here and talk from two hours? Bro? The whole? Don't get the hour and come back next week. I'm gonna tell you when two hour episodes can happen. No they can't, No, no no, no, I'm sorry when they can't. Like when we when you don't notice, when you being had by yourself,

and when I'm in here by myself, that's it. Had one with Tahoe and hope you guys will hear soon that was awesome. Um, but it was more because of like the controversy. I feel like when there's something that gets too deep, that's when it gets two hours long. Or current events. I can understand how that could be two hours, but like, the only two hour episode I can recall having with you was with Andrew and Now when you said that dumb shit about science. First off,

nothing I say is dumb. Secondly, fuck you. Oh I was didn't hospital Dick this the script that I wrote for We were talking about it and I was trying to make the context. I was like, you know, I wrote the thing about the science, And I said, oh, I don't know if you know about man. He's like, yeah, I do, Hospital Dick. No about me. He came to our show. Um, I'm gonna have to know who hospital Dick is, just so that when I see him. Is he a mutual friend? Oh, because I'm about to call

him hospital Dick to his face. What a hospital Dick? You right? Awfully? Oh? Okay, yeah, no, oh he's already bay. I didn't say he was. I've known him for a minute, but you know, I was just there last night. Shut up, Mandy. What we live in New York I can't sit here and say I was there last night, but ain't nobody go. I don't want nobody to connect the dots because now I'm sitting here talking about how big this nigga dick is. I'm telling you right now, absolutely not. And he knows

it too. A matter of fact, we was at Afropunk. He's nice looking, right, and he's tall whatever. So someone wanted to take a picture of him and they wanted him to put his shirt on, so he put it over his shirt and she was like, why do you gonna take a shirt? And he was like, because she's gonna start wilding. And it's true. I don't want nobody fucking my niggas unless they sucking my niggas with me, so point blank hell no, that's that's why I ain't taging.

I don't want to know what to do for a living here, teacher, there go that lie, because I ain't saying ship. I was just about to say what he did for a living too, because now we both kind of got one. Really, I talked about it with shut up because I don't know, will you shut the hell up. Let's get into the fucking homemail already. So this one of course, UM, I picked it. I think it's cute. Actually, UM,

it's a cute little homemail. If you guys want to send in your homemail, you can send it to us UM at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com, um, and we can read your ship. They are anonymous because we don't be wanting to tell on youall hos. Anyway, UM so this one says, Hi, my man and I have been together for two years. At six months, we started going to sex clubs and I loved it, but we wanted more intimate interactions. Now we have began exploring an

open relationship. Our open relationship means we are free to explore and have sex as we please, just tell the other person and make sure it doesn't interfere with our time together. It's been going well and we still go to clubs, but I'm having trouble telling the guys and gals I want to date outside of the clubs that I'm in an open relationship right now. I've just been upfront with it. It's in my bumble bio, and when I go on dates, I talk about my man subtly.

Girls are usually weary and I think I'm just using them for pussy and guys think I'm just a ho. I mean I am, but y'all get the point. All the people I've met are nice and attractive. But I guess my question is what's a delicate way to share my lifestyle slash relationship with my side pieces so that I can continue to get consistent side dick and pussy sincerely the whole romantic make your open relationships sound meaningful.

Like when I've talked about like Beard, Bay and Scissors, people like immediately like, oh wow, you're in a threesome, Like let me talk you something like I have to break it down and I talk about them like real lovers, real like this is the same kind of energy that um, bisexual people get. Y yeah, there, you get this thing from men that's always like, oh so you're down for

a threesome. And it's like you have to make sure that you're presenting your situation as much with as much care and love as you put into it and not just throw it off the cusp, Like I share with people my relationship status when I feel like they deserve it, like a throuble. Like when I've said those words to people, they're always was like what and it sounds like some hole ship and I have to kind of get into it. And I don't even let them start talking like it's ship, right,

you know, I've known Scissors how long? Ten years? Beard bay Year been working with him. Like these are people that like not gonna be out of my life, and I'm not gonna let you treat them like just some nicked Like I'm sitting here talking about old Bear hospital Dick. Not to say that they are nobody, more really we're really sticking to hospital Dick as the name. Yeah, No, but like not to say they're nobody, but they're not.

They don't have that much depth in my life, right, So like the presentation for that, much like a best friend is how you should be treating your partners. That's how you should be treating your sexual lifestyle. Don't just be out here like oh you know then no, Like

it's a really serious thing. I think that in the age where we are now open to having non monogamous, non monogamous relationships, you have to realize that you're still going to be a teacher because a lot of people are still not hip to what polyamory is, polygamy or

any any of these non monogamous type of relationships. So I feel like when you're open with your relationship with these other partners, you do need to let them know this is your primary, that you're allowed to do this, that you're cheating, not that you're a home not that you're going behind your partner's back, but that you that you and your partner have this understanding. And I think that it's important if you're going to mix your energy

and being relationships with these other people. I think that you need to kind of have an idea on what you want from them, because the way she's even describing it in the letter, and they think they think you're First off, why do you care? But also you need to let them know what they're being used for because you're referencing them as side dicks and pussies. So I feel like, as far as open relationship are, you literally

aren't looking for anything out of them. So to me, I I would be curious as to why they have to know anything about your relationship if you don't want to be that involved with them. They're just they're just sex, is what I'm saying. So why do you feel the need to explain to them your situation at all just keep sucking as long as your primary knows what you're doing, He's the only one that you have to answer to.

I think that like we all and we as in people that are like new to open relationships are new to be openly sexual. Well, um, you know it's that quote unquote horror phobia because like why do you care? But I would describe it to somebody if you need to like paint a prettier picture on it, like, look, I have a primary person that I sleep with and that I do wah blah blah with, Like you know, we've been together for X amount of time, and you know, we just have an understanding that we still want to

explore in our lives. I'm young, I'd like to have more experiences with people, but this is the primary person I went with. Um. A matter of fact, one of my home girls told me that she described her primary partners the nigga she sucks raw. She's like, I literally told to do that. When he tried to suck me, I was like, listen, unless you become the main nigga that I wuck with. She was like, I fucked someone, We're already, so don't suck me without condoms, and I

think I actually like that too. Um, I mean, I do prefer like condoms all the time. But I think that that is why because I do know that most of my partners do have other partners. And my concern is, I'm not gonna suck you raw, and I know that you're sucking people, and whether you're sucking them protected or not, you I don't know. You'll never know, honestly, you won't.

Because there's been so many times where I've had sex with someone, maybe the first or second time, and let's say that like they're going to get a condom or something else, and they're like, well, one dude told me his pullout game was strong, and I said, oh, no, I'm not abortion money. I don't know what you mean. What I don't have is time to be like getting my get right right. Like that's always the funny part about the whole pull out thing. Well, it's not I

think I'm scared to get pregnant. No, no, that And it's only like five dollars like both of us day. I mean, I mean, right, it's not that much, but it is to me. And it's funny because I actually just had this conversation a lot of my friends. I we joke a lot, but they always have broken pussies.

And it's funny because I tell I mean like either fucking yeese infections or U T I S or b V or there's a smell or there's like something is always off with their put and like my ship is always broken as the bitches because you don't use condoms. Actually that is very common. I do believe that's because

of condoms. But I also believe that's like peeing. A lot of this ship could be solved from, like peeing after sex, and normally if you having raw sex would say you lay up after like that is a Peing is going to solve a lot of them. But like even if a guy doesn't have an STD, like just they're they're just their skin being inside of you like a woman's vagina is just very very I mean in those women's defense, condoms can suck you up to magnums have been known to cause BV things like that. So

sex period. But for me, when it comes to like fluid exchange and like raw dick, I don't know, like it took my body like the last person that like I made a conscious decision with It was last year with Beard Bay like not to use condoms, and we discussed not using condoms and blah blah other people. It took my pussy, like I would say, three weeks to get used to his his come that's crazy, no bullshit,

like he would we would fuck. And it wasn't like there wasn't a cent, But I just remember a ting or a little like may maybe are feeling in my body, and it like took time, and it was. It definitely takes time. Now, I'm sure women that have been in relationships for like a long time maybe not experience this anymore. But that did happen to me, and I do believe it's something that happens, but you're telling me so when I say the abortion thing, it ain't even to be

light about it. Literally, babies are the least bit of like things because my um, you know, my aunt died from fucking ovarian cancer. Like gonna read all that ship that can funk up your fellos, absolutely and Nigga's think, yeah, but but but that's but that's the thing to like, even bringing up like the STD thing, um, a lot of women can have those with no symptoms. And like you said, because a lot of them can go with

no symptoms. You genuinely could probably never be able to have a baby again because you don't call something didn't know you called it? Let it sit for too long. Now I funked up all your insides so like there's just so much um. But yeah, So for the listener, I would say again, I think your focus needs to be on um, just explaining things to your primary partner. If you're looking at these people, is nothing more beside

dick and pussy? What do you essentially want? Because if you just want someone to have sex with with no strings attached, they should be cool. Why do you care if they think you're a whole? Like, why do you feel the need to explain to them? I would say, if you're an emah like me, maybe that's why you're

acting like this. Oh yeah, so she needs your advice because which I don't give a people think and and I was given the same advice just because to me, like when you have a primary and then other people are just for sex, like I wouldn't care, but my partners aren't just for sex because here emahow well just straight up her hospital dick wat you're about to do this? Boyfriend. Yeah, I was laid out with all weekend like we were. We went to the movies. We ended up at a

sex club. That'll be on another episode. I went to a kind of sex club in Barcelona. When he's about this, went to a gate club. I think it was called Arena. Three floors, three different rooms. One's a lesbian club. It's so funny because Minnie was so tired of it. After a while, he was like, okay, so no, we didn't know they had a guy side. So he's like, okay, let's just go to the gate club. So we went like he was over it, and then he saw a bunch of men outside and turns around around the corner.

There's a back door, huge gate club for men. Um. I put some of this on. I'm ducked up because the night was like kind of crazy and uh, the one thing I will share there's a dark room in this gate club. Um. So there's lockers where you can check your belongings so you don't get pickpocketed. But it's not your clothes, just a locker to put your stuff away. And he's like, oh my god, you want to go out. You want to see it. And he's like I think because I've never been in one. I was like, okay,

let's do it. So I get in there. I've never held his hand tighter, like holding on for dear life. So you walk in and I want to say, it's like a hotel room size, it's not that big, and maybe twenty people are in there, and I just all like I was being touched like this just all over. And then it finds you as mainly men in there. So then at one point, this dude hand is so far up my ass I want to jumpsuit. I said, oh,

it's a girl, and he goes, I don't care. A whole is a whole, I guess, which I was not given up. But we walked out of there and I was like, oh no, but he says, some dude try to kiss him. And he was like, but I'm not trying to get like some show like you know what I mean, like not what we're here? Just no. Um, Yeah, it was cool. I've never been in a dark room before. I also have to share this one hilarious fucking thing

that happened to me. I was talking to the overtly gay man um while we're on the dancelor when he was talking to something and he's like, oh my god, you guy's gonna prog. It's gonna be such a good time because his accent was like all mixed, because when you just learn English you don't really have an English accent, like you don't know where to go. And I was like, yeah, I'm ready to get fucked up. He's like, oh my god,

to do so many drugs and progu. I was like, am I are they just like everywhere and he was like, yeah, I did crystal mething brogue. I was like okay, and then once he sees my reaction, he goes, oh, I thought it was coke and I was like, oh, I mean that makes sense, bitch. I was like, Vinny, we have to get out of here. I was terrified. He looked me dead in the face and said crystal meth with a smile. Worth this very like ding ding, that's a crystal math, mind you. I've been talking to do

for an hour, having a good time. We exchanged Instagrams and now I was like, oh my god, how am I going to find out who he is? I'm so scared. So then I totally forgot I added him right, I go on, I g Live. It's like seven in the morning and Barcelona. I'm talking to about the crystal meth guy. Bitch, why is he in the IG Live? Are you talking about? Yes? I felt so bad, but then I tried to cover it up. I was like, you're hilarious. White people are nuts.

White people just don't do you really shop. I feel like you just have a point where it's either like they go off the bandwagon and it's crack, but there's never this like I'm living in everyday life and I just do a little meths sometimes. But if you're white, yes you do. White people can one do a little h and just get back to work. I don't get it. You know. Wayne No talks about this experience he had in the hood where he's like he this white man

came to the hood and sold Alexis for crack. And I was like, you know, I just don't feel like this is nigger ship. I just don't because I feel like in your crackiest moment, you go at least be like this Alexis. And apparently the guys told Alexis six ship it get fun out of here. Yeah, it was a really good story he told he told on No jumper. It's like I saw the clip and I started listening to it. Bra there, we gotta get him on the show. I didn't listen to your jumper body. But thank you.

Shout out to Lena for coming on our podcast, which which I am so sorry for you saying we see like different music than me, what do you do? Which I listened to me like do do do do? I don't even know how to do the little house music sound. I don't like that anything. I'm a cold switcher, that's what doing different access. I don't know what I'm doing anymore. This is very offensive accents. It's just very speaking of accents. My god, ninety fiance, you were making him go over

all hour. Not here they get into our episode. Not here here yet, okay, So let me tell you about this ship is getting good all these pace. So I probably talked about Michael and Angela, the white woman who's from Georgia who's dating the Nigerian nigga bit she got her mother sucking asked in Nigeria, and on our camera she's there for like two minutes. She's like, now if he flocks up again, that's it. I'm done with them. I'm sick of him, bitch. Next clip, she asked him

one question. It's his birthday, and she goes, have you ever been on the boat? He said no, Apparently he was on the boat and she saw it on Facebook. She was like, that's it, you fucking side of a bitch. He's a goddamn liar and I'm done. I'm dawn with him. Then she gets out of the car and you see the cameras and ship. She's smoking her fucking cigarette, just like the white trash she is. And she's like, I can't believe him. You know what he does. All he

knows how to do is lie, lack and lie. And here he is talking about I don't know how to save it with Angela, and now he's going to ruin my chunch just to get to him. So, bitch, hold on, this is the best part. She tied his nigger ship. She walks to a braiding salon. That's just what really adds the fonn it. So she's getting the braiding salon and this Nigerian lady and you know that you can tell that, you know if someone's not laughing at you,

but they're laughing at you. So she getting braided up. She's getting these corn rolls, and the ladies like, so, what advice do you need? And she's like, I just don't know how to deal with these Nigerian man. Does yours lie to you? Because all he knows how to do with lot? Bitch? Why does this nigga show up? Okay? And you look? Can I speak to you for a moment?

She's like, get out, get your ass out. So she comes outside and this thing is sitting there in the box and he's telling the cameras the last time that Angele was mad at me, I brought to a cake. She loved cake and she's a big white beer. So why he came out, bitch with this cake in his hand. He opens the lid, trying to apologize. Bitch, she takes the cake, fully braided and throws it in his face.

She was like tired up, it's not gonna work this time, and fucking TLC's petty ass, going back to the montage of her fucking eating the cake like I forgive you, like the last time pitched that ship was so good and he's sitting there wiping the fucking cream off his face. Oh what a tail. Then they got this other dune Caesar, Okay, he's sorry, asked, so this was not a part of my outline. By the way, what we still await is he here, no oa, So what else are we gonna

do talk about? So let me tell you about Caesar, bitch. This is before the ninety days, by the way, so it's before they get to the point where they get married. So Caesar has been talking to a Russian girl, Maria for five years and uh he sent her eight her months over time, like fortys or something like that. Every time he tries to get her to see him, her flight gets canceled, or she gets sick, cat gets on fire, mom dies. It is something. So he does this elaborate

trip where he's going to propose her. He flies to Mexico, he borrows money for it. Bitch, she cancels on him one last time. He got a ring and you're watching him with these little candy panties on the bed and he's like, oh, I can't wait to meet her. She cancels this fucking trip on him. Bitch, never met her. Then they start going through these clips and videos she sent him. She's never even said his name. She just

records videos and she's like I miss you baby. Apparently it's like this Russian scheme where they trapping niggas and just getting them all fucked up. So she's probably been doing this to like five or ten different men never met her in five years. Like people are really dumb, I know, like they're really dumb. Like it's really I don't know how they're still this dumb, Like we have the Internet on our fingertips now, Like how are people

this dumb? How? I think it's people that never get pussy. No, bro, no, not getting pissed pussy doesn't make you think about catfish. No offense, but offense, Like they're not the most attractive bunch. Ugly people have sex all the time, I know, but like they'd be weird weird. This is they're ugly and bro am I saying something problematic. They're ugly and weird. You don't think the ugly weird people have sexed ugly niggas. And I've fu weird niggas, but I've never sucked an

ugly weird nigga. You gotta like, like one is, ugly people do have sex. Weird people do have sex, like you got both, Like no, and that makes them dumb though ugly niggas will either have money or they'll be funny. And then suddenly I'm like, all right, it's the true. If you're a good time, i'd be If you're a good time, I'll go past the looks, or I'll meet really fine niggas that are bland or weird. But I'm not gonna lie. I didn't did that. Yeah, I'll be

shallow as with these fine niggas. But baby, they'd be weird, but they'd be getting pussy because they're fine. Ugly niggas get pussy too because they don't have money or be funny. So at my point or that, that's all. So I ain't gonna hold you. You could be ugly as if you like six lists, you're gonna get, you're gonna get. Plus, I used to snigg that had a lazy eye and he was like six eight you track McGrady. No, just I'm what what I was gonna ask. Way, I was

actually really friend. Oh I ain't know. We used to live in Orlando, bitch, I don't know that's a fair point, but oh um he was white. But anyway, now, like you sucked a white guy with a lazy eye, maybe he was six eight and he was you know, we probably to the point. But anyway, I'm the point. Ugly weirdos probably don't get fucked a lot. You see what I'm saying now, So catfish be ugly weirdos, and the nigga was an ugly weirdo. So I feel like ugly

weirdos just have nothing to go off of. They could like live off of that text message that's like I love you from days ago. You could just hang onto it. But like hot people don't go through that bullshit. They're gonna know about a catfish, right because you're like more hip to the ship be could you'd be sucking more niggas. That's all I'm saying. That's just my gauge. I could be wrong. You could be, and I probably am, but

you probably are. Okay, maybe who any hudo, We're gonna go ahead and set out this bitch because a bit got because I'm already like I have green Leaf, married to medicine, Real Housewives of Potomac and Real Housewives of Atlanta and inc. Master New Jersey or New York. Bitch, it's in Maryland. I knew it was, Like it's like d C. Up here thing. It's an up here thing. No. I was at Try State. That is that considered Try No, Try State, phenectic Connecticut here and oh Jersey, How island

in that? Bitch? I know it's close though. First time I saw the Real Housewives of the Stomic, I said, what is Potomac? Also? Boy, oh boy? Could I never say Poughkeepsie? Wow, Poughkeepsie. I was like, po oh, that's where I got, bitch, that's where the funk I was. When oh, when the date? When I went on that date and the and the girlfriend showed up a bit, and I told you, yeah, that's where we were. That's why I was like, oh, bitch, that uber was sixty dollars.

So that's why I didn't get it. He had to take me home after the girlfriend showed up, and then I was like, I'm over it. That wasn't one of the hardest you ever made me laugh? Dog. First off, calm down, because I can't even remember you down. I'm serious because I remember your inflection when you said it. You said this bit showed up and I was like, oh, hell no. I looked at my uber and it was sixty dollars. I said, let me see what happens, which I was not. I was because, bro, that ship has

looked so fucking true. I mean, now I got to money, I don't care a bitch. I don't even check my receipts no more. But it's awful. But when I was poor, bitch, that sixty dollars, I was like, oh no, the choices that I made when I was poor were so much more conscious, Like the convenience money I pay now is ridiculous, bitch. I paid a two hundred dollar bill last night at fucking and panata Mama's how do we have twos worth of eponatus? You know why because when I get drunk,

I say shots, and there was seven of us. Oh they look her there. Yeah, I guess because I asked for tequila and I didn't know that they do, Like I didn't know that. I thought it was like, said, let me get seven shots. Speaking of surveyors, one of my favorite couples on We're not We're not doing this, guys. I want to thank you guys. Y'all got a little extra ten minutes because we're waiting on our next guest. But um, we want to thank everyone who listens to

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now cut it off before we starts talking out. You have to go run. You gotta do. It's gonna be seven dollars. No. Monogamy has always existed in community, but just not ethically. So there was like always someone's dad who had some other n down the street, another country, some other bullshit, right, so there's always someone in your family. So the the idea that folks have um of color have not been UM. Non monogamous is a misnomer, right, So I mean polyamory and non monogamy still exists very

much and most of the parts of the world. And I won't get it all into the anthropology of it because I don't want people coming from me anyway. So so what happens is trying to break down that those habits, right, trying to break down that um that thinking do you think do you think a lot of it has to do with also just the church being such a huge

influence um in the black community period. And so when you tie the church and religion the idea of monogamy and having one wife and not you know, lasting all of those commandments that you're supposed to find in the Bible,

it is pretty much it all goes against non monogamy. Yeah, so we have this idea that this is how we're supposed to be just from yeah, just but specifically through just being raised in the church or going to the church, and a lot of us in the Black community has Yeah, but but that's what I'm regardless of they all but yeah, of relationships and marriage, they still hold very strong to

what a communion should be. What in fact, of course, they go against you know what the pick and choose they're going again, you're right, absolutely like they're going against it, but they're going against it in a way that's like sneaking around, which is what what a sin kind of is right, like sinning in in dark right, as opposed to being like living in that truth as per se. Right. So that's who you are, that's how you want to

express your love. You're not living openly with it, right, So that's like, oh okay, you know, yeah, I slide off it once in a while or you know, back slid it was a new thing. Black men don't cheat whatever. So there's like a whole there's there's also like, I mean, but you also got a tie to what it is, right. I talk a lot with brothers about I'm not interested in replacing white male patriarchy with black mail patriarchy, right, so we have to break down Yeah oh yeah, uh

fun that ship. I might get my address in case someone does one to confront me about that. No, so yeah, so it's you're right. I think the church, which was somewhat of a sanctuary for blacks, you know, and have done a lot Yeah that has done has done a

lot um for the black community. But I think the church and respectability politics are issues that we need to remove in order for people to be able to um have honest and open relationships with each other, regardless of what is I don't care what the structure if the monogamous, you need to be open, right, So like if you want if you want something, if you want to have anal sex and you identify as a man and you are partner with a woman, you need to be comfortable

be able to speak up for that because that's something you desire. And when you repressed that, because you've been oppressed in the country and been given repressive ideas to control you, and you continue that on, then you start resenting your partner because you can't speak up about where

have you been the last hundred million, fifty episodes? Well, you know, we have been looking for a black man who is into pegging for a long time generally because when we discuss it, yeah, we find that the first thing is like, Okay, well he ain't really into U. Din Well, he just want to with niggas. Oh well he's gay. Oh well, y'all bitches just trying to make nigga's gay. And it's this contint I get that one

fourth of damn trying to make this gay agenda. Yeah that I'm a part of the gay agenda, and I've

seen sweets about it. It's definitely like but it's also just the response, And I said, especially when speaking of sexuality, and if you're gonna sit here and talk about the black man and how they are and have been oppressed for generations to come when it comes to sexuality, we as black women have to allow black men to open up to us in those ways without us being judgmental as well, especially now that we do have the movement of women wanting to be sexually liberated and free and

we're allowed to do things, and if we want to have multiple sex partners but not be shamed as hose and if we want that aspect received to us by the black men that we're you know, still seeking, we have to allow black men as well to be able to open up sexually about the things that they want without us also oppressing them as if their whole lies they're not oppressed by just society, by white men, by everything,

and by each other and by each other. Because we feel safe enough, like I'm always really appreciative to the partners that have that like make me feel like our sex life is safe, like the things that I'm asking for Just because I'm asking for something wild doesn't necessarily mean that because you slapped me while you're inside. I mean means that I would want you to do