Ep133: Blame It On Another Hole Feat Eddie Dellasiepe

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everybody today is a special episode. Bitch, every episode special. Don't sec to me because don't do this special. I'm a stand Okay, first, let's start off. I'm wheezy. Oh yeah, I'm um peg the Stallion a k A. I still haven't gotten my chicken sandwich, but me neither, bitch. I went to Harlem and Brooklyn. We had a chicken now street.

If Chinatowning got it, you know we're fucked. But anyway, today's a special episode because I was a superstand up two podcasts like three or four years ago, and it was barely friending and the read and the read was no offense bigger than barely friending. So it wasn't it easy to access the people on the read. But Eddie was nice enough to get on a phone call with me and Mandy because I was like, oh my god, I feel like I'm really funny and I could be

a podcaster. And it's funny because when we got on the phone with you, one of the first things in your mouth it's like, yeah, everybody thinks they could do a podcast. So and you were such an asshole about it, but really a little bit, but I think you just want to remember you wanted to make you were like you were like, don't do it for money, Like don't be so I think I think what I meant was like, if you're looking at like be famous, famous, do it because you love to like sit around and talk with

your friends. I want people to enjoy it. That's I think. That's I remember that phone call, but I remember I gave you no allusions towards like, yo, you're not going to be like, all right, it looks like I got a new place a new car. But if you get that great. Yeah, it's not easy that you guys are killing it in New York though, so right, it's really it's hard. Man. Like we were reading the statistics that talked about like podcast numbers, and we're top one percent

most listen to in the world. You guys are killing it because there's just so fucking many that don't have them any listenings. Right, so there's millions. And yeah, but you give yourself credit. You do you do. You could be good at what you do, but you can stand out. You can't even be like, oh, the reason why we're doing well is because everyone's doing ship. You can say

we're doing well because we're doing well. It's it feels really good to know that, Like I don't know, just even thinking of that conversation, like and I was such a barely friending fan, just to think that, like someone that you admire and what they do, like years that was three years ago. Like now we're sitting here and wow, I know I'm looking at the numbers. I was like, wow, crazy. It was a phone call. I remember. It was like December, wasn't it. I think it was home with my family.

We started in January, so no, because we started it was cold podcast. This had to be in March or April because we started the podcast a month after we were kindled. No, no, no, we started in March because I had just went on the birthday trip. Remember that was our first episode. It's like your origin story. You guys have gone through an origin story yet. On the podcast Origin Story, we talked about how it all started.

They're like, we really don't care. I remember that phone call being like, do it because you love it, don't look at the numbers and do it because not for the money. Do it because you like the ship with your friend. Yeah, uh that was heard. Yeah, it's almost like it's a thing for you. We'll introduce yourself, tell people why you're so special. My name is Eddie. Della Seppi. I'm a comedian and podcaster, and you the podcast no longer happening. It's done. What's called barely Friend. It was

me my friend m J Riggins. How do you find us? By the way some iTunes on the band or something that's probably like people found us. I just liked your cover art and then I write when you started the show, we used to say we used to date each other, we kind of hate each other, and now we're a podcast. Yeah, we should have done that. We should have we should

have had something like that each other, all right. Yeah, but it was just so um different to me, to be honest with you, and I still think it's more different than any other podcast i've heard about dating a relationships, simply because you guys had such a good dynamic. You're both comedians, you both were so relatable. You talk about being broke and ship like, yeah, more MJ than you. She was always like, oh I got another gig, and I love that. You would always make jokes about how

you guys used to It was amazing. Yeah, I bring it up constantly. Yeah, but y'all, y'all really stop sucking. Yeah, you were doing the podcast. There's one time where after we recorded, Really did you talk about it all the time? I brought it up a lot constant reminders, like guys do that. I hate when guys bring up you got to if you want to do it again, Like, there's literally no, there's a guy in my d MS right now. We probably nine years ago. I don't even remember it.

First off, he had to remind me that we even fun, and he's like really trying to go hard at like, so what do you do now? And I'm just like, this isn't going to be a thing again. Why don't you block him? No? I don't want to that, right, you still want to see the messages, you know, I still want to boost, Like, you can't do that. This guy was kids bothering me, you can stop it. Why would I do that. I'm like, you're reading them and leaving it on scenes you send a message okay, yeah, yeah,

it is awkward. So I hate every girl. You don't have a podcast with the guy. Yeah, you don't in a business with the dude. But regardless, when men bring up the fact that we were no longer fucking stop bringing you that. It's a bit lady, It's not don't really mean, it was a joke, but I'm sure every woman in their DM has got a guy says hey, Hey, remember that, Hey, what's up? Do you know every every girl in their d M right now? It's like like a guy that said hey twenty times with no responses. Wow,

I've never responsed. I got there's a girl my DM s that just like, Hey, what's up? Nice shirt, cute smile, Hey, what's up? How's home? How's home? Just all the way through and just like how long can this go? How ugly is she that you won't reply? But speaks on private? I don't really know, but I mentioned I don't know if you were supposed to be a part of it, But do you guys see, um, what's going on with

that new MTV show? And it's like really problematic. So it's a show about ghosting, but they're literally, yes, they're literally getting a camera crew to go find the person that goes to you for whatever like reason it is. But it's just like, bro, you gott goes to this person no longer wants to see you. Remember that show Cheaters back in the day, Damn it was Remember I'm sorry, Cheaters was good. Cheaters was great. Cheeter goes great. I'm

talking about ghosting. If someone goes to you, bro, they're over you, they don't want Why are you getting a camera crew to go? Fine? You know what's funny about? I agree that's that's for people fragile egos. It's fragile egos. But to find ghosts that we're talking like you fool around a bunch and then disappeared. Are we talking like one or so the show that that's why she said,

I don't know if you're supposed to do it. Initially, MTV hit me up, and when you're going through questions, literally when up to be a part of the show. When I was finished, I immediately knew it wasn't gonna happen because of how my reactions were about ghosting. They were so strong in saying like, people aren't getting the hints, People aren't understanding that they're making people uncomfortable. For example, I've listened to this recording of this girl talking about

this guy that she sucked twice. However, they did talk for a while. She talked about the sex, but blah blah blah. It sounds like to me they were dating. He was being nice, very casually. The sex wasn't good at all. She even said she wasn't experienced and he stopped texting her. And I'm like, you act like he owed you the world and now you want everyone to go find you. But then there were instances where people were dating for a minute, like we're talking like, hey,

you met my friends? Oh my god, no no, no, no, no. There was a girl. I think if you put time into someone's life, you meet your friends, you do stuff. But if you meet someone's friends and you spend time, you at least deserve it, Like, hey, it's not working out, at least deserve that. There was a guy who went to her work gala and he stopped sucking talking doesn't matter to me. Someone goes to you and stops talking to you, that tells you everything you need to know.

They are not interested in you. There's no reason why you need to stalk the person down for them to say that. I get that. We think about catfish, like we know for a fact that like they haven't face time yet, but we stay still go like the same agree you shouldn't track somebody down, okay, and that's what you're doing. You know you don't deserve ship if if I know the same way we curb people. If I don't want to funk with you and I just decide I no longer want to respond to you, that should

give you all the HI. I'm not interesting. I'm gonna be honest, maybe just totally disagree. I'm actually really surpids. You're saying this if we fucked a few times and like it was whatever, but if there was something substantial, but be substantial to one person, but not no, no, no, but if it was almost a relationship. You don't go someone that there's a real relationship and there's so many feelings. That's not true. No, it is because a lot of people, a lot of people I feel like, are in their

mind maybe it's something more than what it is. You don't go someone you really love, so therefore maybe that person is just not that interested. If I don't want to talk to you, I think if I don't want you, I don't want you, and therefore you don't have to trick me down. I don't want When someone gets ghosted, one person think it's worth more than it was, actually more than what it was, yes, and then they're like, yo,

what's the deal? And they're like, deal is three dates, right, So I don't think that that could always be the case, because I'm gonna tell you why I think that ghosting. You're saying one person thinks it could be more. I think sometimes people don't know how to deal with uncomfortable conversation. That's true, and they completely go to and I don't want to have that conversation. But that doesn't mean that

someone's not deserving. That's unfair thing to say. You're everyone is deserving of at least some point of closure, or at least you to tell if we've had something going and you've led me on your like, I don't know nobody goddamn thing. If I'm sitting here not responding to you and I ghost to you, don't fucking find me and feel like I owe you any explanation. If I'm not responding to you and I ghost to you, it's

clear as day I am not interested in you. I don't owe you to your face the fact that hey, I'm not interested in you're asking you for a coffee. But I do think that if I ghost you, Closures necessary for a lot of people. Sometimes we have to create ourselves, but closures necessary for literally you're empathetic like thing like you're sympathetic, empathetic, whatever that is. I don't owe nobody a motherfucker closure ghost you. I'm not interested,

That's it. I don't owe how you deal with me ghosting. I'm going to go with the person that's the loudest. Uh. When you go to somebody, I don't ghost, I give a like, hey I'm busy, or hey I don't. There's like messages to hinting that it's not going to happen, but people still don't take them. That's true too, Yeah they don't. They don't look like what does that mean? I'm leaving the country, Like, yeah, but where I'm gonna

kill myself? When? Okay, so jumping into something else. I don't know if you've ever heard our show, but we have a segment called Vanilla Ship. But before you I did get ghosted on New Year's last year. That sucks. There you go, you think you could somebody else. She felt sorry for me. You grab your hair, your little bird, and she felt it. She was like, oh no, this guy looks like he's had it tough. He doesn't need that on the New Year. But yeah, she we were

like dating. We're like November and we're like hanging out and just like message back and forth like I missed you can't wait to see you. And then I went back home for and you know when you get that feeling like yo, this is slipping. And what you do is when they go back, you go up when you should be just staying put and then realizing how far away they are, and you go, I gotta turn around. But we all do it because you want them to be more than what they're showing you. And you're subconsciously

you're like, no, no, no, I'll cool. Why a jazz club when you when you'll see somebody pushing away, natural instant should be telling, but we're all weak, but we're all someone's gotten. But you know what, someone's got your number. Everyone's got someone's got everyone. Somebody's got your number, and you're like no, and then you're like he does or she does, but takes back. I'm like twent forward and then you're like anticipating the step back and you go

even more closer. You're texting all the time, what are you doing, what are you free? What's going on? Like you just and you know it, but you just hope to get something back. And then we went out for dinner before I left, and I go, let's I got, I'm going on a party a New Year's want to go? I was like, yeah, that'd be great and hurt. In my defense, I was getting a lot of signals like yo, I can't wait to see you whatever, I can't wait

to get back. And then the text every day becomes a text every two days, three days, and then you and You're like, you know, I'm initiating everything. I'm asking you what's up. You're not asking me what's up. I'm like, So then I come back and tell hey, I'm back, welcome back to l A. I was like what, I'm like, do you want to hang out? Like it's like yeah, let me see what's up? And then nothing and then like are you still okay, Sule? Yeah, Like we're just

schedule another state, Like where do you come back? So then I go, uh, so are you still cool with the New Year's house party on the thirty one? And she's like yeah, And then I'm like okay. Two days go by, it's like like she knowst shows up. I'm like one I message like hey, what's going on? And she's like I'm sorry, I didn't get back to you. I, Uh, some makeup fell off a cabinet and I reached on a grab real quick and I hit my head on the cabinet. I got a black guy. What she said?

That's what she said. Did she send you the picture of the black eyes? She posted a picture in her store with the guy, the nigga that she was dating. Oh my god, really what happened? She was with her dude, and you know she had to do but he was abusive to her. So you was decided, nigga, he was probably the really nice guy because she was dating the bag guy. So that really came from him seeing your messages, thinking that child was supposed to have New Year's Eve together.

So he punched her, and you watch a lot of reality TV. I think she fell. What the hell just happen? He made a whole story of why can't why can't I leave this podcast? Thinking she felt you like, no, no, no, you're just a pawn in her game. Oh thanks, I felt low and I feel lower. No no, no, you're worthless and she respects somebody else, don't you see that? So she had like a black guy like are you okay? And she's like whatever. So then so then I go,

what's going on? What's going on? Are you gonna be okay? It's like I gotta get this fixed. I gotta figure something. I don't know maybe so so then the party approaches, I'm like, are you okay? What's happening? Nothing? I hear nothing. I'm like, you know, you hit that breaking point, like fuck it. You tell your buddies, your friends or whatever, let's go as party. Fuck her, I'm not starting this year like this. So that I'm having a good time. I get a text at forty I hope you're enjoined

the party. Happy New Year, trash. Next day I check Instagram. She posted a picture of her at a club with some friends, and she goes what I wanted to do the caption stay at home and wallowing me having a black guy. What I actually did do was put a hat on, put some makeup on, and have a good time with my friends. I was like, Wow, did you like her to leave a comment? Uh? No, I would just like I just screen captain told my friends, like, wow, like tell me something, say yo, I'm begn to go

to anything. You don't owe me it. But like, but I found out the hard way. I found it the hard way I gonna be Uh girl, got to make sure I don't beat anybody else that when I'm out there. Sure you should take a punch. Uh yeah, I gotta find her. I can't what I want. Okay to our new segment for the week. It is from not The Daily the Daily Beat. The Japanese police are cracking down on sexual harassment via air drop. So they've gotten word that a new breed of creep called the air drop chicken.

That's here we talked about this. Actually, they have the the app I told you where it says go away or calls them a pervert. Yeah, Jan, but this air drop ship happens here in New York too. Oh, it's happened to me. Men who use the photo in movie sharing function in many opper products and unwanted and obscene photos to people close by. On Tuesday, put the police in Foca Coca for cocaca, Fuco Cocaca. You got it wrong, but that's fine. What that is for cocaca? Okay, that's yeah,

you did it right. In Southern Japan announced they had made their first arrest for the misuse of the function, and suddenly everyone in Japan with an iPhone is trying to figure out how to be avoid becoming a victim or perseverely how to get away with this new form because it's basically one made people want to figure out

how to break down the barrier um. The man specifically stands accused of sending the obscene image to a smartphone of the thirty four year old male passenger nearby on a subway train that was running the coca um A board at eight forty five on July fip. I wanted to see how the recipient would react to the image. The man was quoted as telling investigators that he admitted

to the allegations against him. The victim declined the image, but after he sent him at second one, he saved it for evidence, So I guess they checked his dick at for the police station. It's crazy because it's but this happens like if you're on the train in New York or anywhere that's like actually just a lot of people you get air dropped, and it'd be like sometimes it's not always dicks, like it's just dumb ship like memes.

But sometimes but I'll be seeing like I was out of the club and we got a booty hole, like there was a booty hole sent to me and my friends and we were like, a man, it was a man booty because it was balls. It was a whole as booty hole. Sit. No, we were in the club. Damn what club were we at? And it wasn't even a gay club the gay club No, but we had a booty hole set but we couldn't tell if it was a girl booty hale. And then we saw the balls like like accepted that. When I was I was like,

we really should booty halls. Bro. So uh, the next one that's like a form of flashing. That's like that's like modern day flash now it So for the kink of the week, does anyone know what necrophilia is? Yes? Now we have talked about it before, but this was a great screenshot from Reddit. There was a question. Now we have a whole male segment where people um ask questions from us UM. I also want to point out that we often use the hashtag and discussed that there

is no kink shaming. However, we had followers. We had actually two people send this to our our Twitter and was like, listen, I know we say no kings, but should be shame this right so's go this way. Have you shamed this? You're like, I get it. A guy's dead, are you guys like swapping com not a big deal? But this, Yeah, we read the whole story. I think my boyfriend is a necrophiliac and I don't know what to do. She is what title pretty much sums it

up for Mattie might be weird. I'm on a mobile phone. I've dated my boyfriend almost five years, lived with him for three were very close, and I'm hoping you'll pop the question soon. Most of our life together is great, but our sex life is just weird. He's always wanted me to stay still during sex. He says that someone moving around is distracting. He is the only person I've ever slept with, so I didn't think it was a

big deal, just a little weird. Sometimes he asks me to hold my breath, but I thought it could be a choking fetish. Recently, he wants to have sex when I come in from the cold. We're up north in Canada, probably your people, so we have ample opportunity. He won't have sex if I'm hotter, sweaty, which is understandable. Here's where stuff gets weird. We were watching Mine Hunter it's on Netflix, the show about the FBI tracking, and I realized he had a direction specifically when a serial killer

was just using raping dead bodies. I asked about it, and he got defensive and left the house. Two days later, I found searches of dead bodies on his computer he was intentionally looking at. It was really graphic and gross. Yeah, all of the weird behavior click for me. And I haven't said anything to him. I'm scared for my own safety, honestly, because I don't know if he'll try to kill me. I have no idea how to confront him or bring

up the idea in couples counseling. So necrophilia was brought up. Actually, and this may have actually been a bonus episode, but we brought it up when we were discussing Ted Bundy because Ted Bundy was actually known as well. Once he killed his victims, he did have sex with but Dher eight his victims, right, Dahmer would do crazy ship like drill a hole in their head and fuck it and yes, yeah, yeah all, and it was all Milwaukee is all young

and gay black men. That's all he did. Yeah, yeah, he was obviously the black serial killers too, maying, drilling and fucking holes in heads. WHOA, we don't even know the color of these people. There's black people in Canada. Bro, Let's not make this oh w pship because we see black people do all this crazy ship too. Let me see the name here you go, it's definitely WPS though. No, it is so so nephilia for those of you who were not able to gauge context clues. Is the attraction

to fucking dead bodies? Uh, the arousal that you get from dead bodies and sucking dead bodies. Um, I would, honestly, I would be fearful for my life if my man was. There's a lot of tail tells you what do you gotta do? Is you gotta like, hey, I got a funeral, I gotta go to Byet. He's like yeah, let's go. Okay, here's here's my question, Like for this, for this kink, how do you bring that up to your partner? This is like no, no, no, no, I want to know, Like,

let's as long as you're not hurting people. Animals are kids for yeah, this is about hurting people. That's a gas. You know. This is a weird. Do you bring this up in therapy or do you bring it up by yourself. I think it needs to be a group setting, honestly, But then do you tell people? Can I be totally honest? She needs to run away? No, Like this is something I chose. He loves ghost clothes, So I really believe like child molesters and people that I don't think you

can fix them. I don't think he could be fixed. I don't think he could fix whatever you think he's been looking at. It's way more. He's like, hey, a couple of searches. He's doing way more than you know. That's a great answer to when you think your about what like if you see the text and you're like, they're just it's always way more. Looking like I bought a shirt. I looked at forty other shirts. I didn't just see a shirt. Yeah, there's always a deep dive.

Everything's deep. So, like you think, a couple of searches on dead bodies and he's looking at this, there's way more. And you think you don't know you know what's on his phone, you don't know if he's part of a group, you don't know anything. He's definitely a part of a group. Yeah, And there's other there's freaks, not freaks, there's other people like this and they're and they all they're all like right, yeah, the colder the better, right, and like yeah, alder cold,

A little purple lady? What was? What was? She should be very well? And people were in the comments like, hey, where's the full version of this? Was it the alien? Porn Alien? She was like, I made an account just to figure out the name of this song, and damn write. Somebody replied it was a yif porn, wasn't it yef? Is that like a Russian gift? So uh, funny enough. I was on a date yesterday with old bass Season and really he's forty no offense? What was there? She

was calling him? I don't call him old baby? Do you call him old bay? Started calling them old bay? He's old to you, bro, that is a laugh. I don't think forties old bro. Don't you called him all the bay? Before? I told him about a grand Bay you gotta pay. We're at dinner and he's like, hold, hell's this guy. He's that's not old. It's not old. I'm thirty eight. Is that old? Should I get out of here? You hair that a little bit of gray is that cool, but white people age fast. It's gonna

be my life as women is this cool? But you gotta stick to you do look a little Latton pepper is a thing like girls like some pepper maybe keeping keeping you not looking thirty eight. So here's what's happening. Your Peruvian side is keeping your face young, and then your Caucasian side is turning your hair gray. She still, no, that's not true because my mom's from Perue and she told me that she's never met a bald relative in

her life. It's on the mom's side, but they all went to ghost white their hair full head of hair all ghost we I mean, at least is there. He's there. Is that big for women? Do you guys like haring a guy? Yeah? I do like hair on a guy. But I also have a lot of bald niggas on my phone too, so I'm cool with bald. And actually, if I think about it, Fello bay Ball, the nigga that didn't make it very far and didn't even get

a nickname on here. He was bald by choice, like like you know, like are so so nigga Chicago was bald but fellon bay his hairline. I could tell because when it grows out, I could tell it was going back. So he's bald, not by choice, but because he doesn't want to puck the hairline right, doesn't want Steven A. Smith kind of like, yeah, creep back. Yet Lebron had enough money to pay that. Yeah, he's doing a gradual. He's gonna like yeah, I mean space jam. He's gonna

have like perfect hair a dinner. Oh. So he's telling me about his day at work and he's like, tell me about your day, And I can tell that he's not uncomfortable with the podcast. He just doesn't understand it as he listened. No, but he was just like your wildest fun Like when he looks at answer him, he's like, you're fucking wild. And he's like every time I'm with you, I see this whole other person. Then I click on Instagram and I'm like, who the fuck is this bit?

So when he asked me about my work for the day, I'm like, you don't want to know. He's like, of course I do. I was like, well, me and Mandy did an episode about porn categories and he was like really, I was like, yeah, like the craziest ones I could find He's like, what was the craziest. I was like, oh, let me, let me show you. It's surprisingly not the milk Anima. Yeah, that was exactly what you think I would actually do that that one. I think I would

do fart out milk on someone else's tip. Okay, I think first off, she eats vaginas't does he really be saying no? Now, this is the song they wanted the title of. Can you describe what you're looking at? Eddie? For the people listening, Um, it's kind of like Animal Planet cartoons, literally, animals fucking in cartoons. Who gets turned on by that? What? It's inaccurate because I don't can't do a missionary that to do it from behind, I know,

but they they're in, they're in people. I mean, I'm believing. One thing that kind of got accurated was the red dick coming out. Oh yeah, yeah, dogs get that lipstick cock? Yeah? Good, supposed to like it? Hey, I go on a limb here, I hate dogs. Wow, you're so brave. Dogs dick used to come out. I used to push it away, like I'll go away, like take your dick with you go, Like, man, right, get out of here. I had a buddy that was

a he was a young kid. He was like when we were like twelve, no, I think it was like eight. He was like he would go like this, look at this, and he'd go like this to his dog, and his dog's dick would come out. I'm like, that is gross. He Jackson's dick and I'm supposed to be my friend. That's not God. Wait, how do you like eight okay hours ago? Oh yeah, it's gross. It was weird. Yeah, dogs are weird. I think cat dicks are like they

got a curb on them. Yeah, I think they got a curb on' I'm not looking up at you made me look up dolphin dick and now I went too far. Dolphin dick was huge. Really, yeah, that's biggest. I you like, what's that? What's up women taking pictures of we were alone? She's horny? That's yeah, it was. I mean I saw a horse dick and okay, that's what I calling with big dicks. I mean, got a horse or a baby? Lip right, I don't really I do call it a baby. I'd like to say cocaine. Cocaine. We are not going

to look up a cat penis. Okay, that's not worse listen, that's just too much. Let me see it though. But ahead. The first time I saw a horse cock, I was at this place for the Royal Winter Fair. It was like, you know, like horse stables that like like it was like a class trip. And this one horse was like, we're like going to barns like I've never like I'm a city kid, it was never smelled like like a

like a farm before. It was like insane. And this our teacher, Mr Browning, you know, he was we believed he was gay. We weren't sure, but but this is the nineties. He had two earrings and a friend picked him up after work, so we're like, we didn't know what the gay is, but I think he is, you know. And I remember we were there and we were just like looking all the horses and I was like, weird one horse, dude. It was insane. You ever see a horse get a boner? Yes, it just goes and honestly,

it looks like like a fire hose inflating. It was and we're like whoa and Mr brown kids don't look at that. But then we looked and his head was still turned. So that was game first because you're like, oh, he looked at that. He was just like, whoa, I'm convinced that baby has a horse thick. My mom was like, I used to live in alcohol, like in the summers, are you cribbing like background? No, well, like if we

deep dive into the dna um. I think grandmother's side is Beijian and then like some Jamaican, but they're not really from there. That's just like the Black and Israeli. So so my mom, because she's bougie, spent summers in Alcopola and she's like, yo, they used to want us to go to these sex shows and she was like, and one of them I went to. In the last act, she's like, brought out a horse, a horse, a full on horse. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't talking. I don't know,

but I thought she said horse. But I remember her saying, like, everybody in there looked really creepy. And she was like, and I thought it was gonna be the sexy thing. My mom, Yeah, they gotta be. You don't say ay in a suit like yeah. My mom's from New York. She moved to San Francisco. She lived all around the world, so she seemed she thought it was like a sex party. Thing. She's like when that fucker came out, and she said

it was crazy. She's like, I wanted to leave, but you gotta look, gotta look, and she said like the woman was like actually enjoying it. And she said that there was at least like a hundred people surrounding and like looking. She said it was fucking crazy. And she said that people were weird looking, but they were all like dressed in soothes, very nice, Like this was just a real fetish, like they paid mad money. This was in mediality. Bro, I'm not not watching. Like, no, bro,

that's not watching watching. I mean, like if you go on like porn hub, like you could find like or was it just a video I saw on Twitter? Like this person like this woman was getting hit by her dog. She like would put like food on her pussy and have the dog come and lick it off. She would be moaning, like so getting head from the dog, that's not okay. Kind of food, Fucking dead bodies, So talking about animals, pretty easy, okay, particul decision. I still thinking

about the Nicrophilio lady. She's gonna get the funk out of here. She's get the fun actually tried to find that. I'm scared for her life. Yeah, that's not cool. I'm sure. I hope they convinced her. Um, she's at least got to bring it up to him or not, because maybe he kills her. That's not good either. He's gotta get out of there's got to let everybody know he liked

it about it. I don't know, man. If here's the thing, you tell a cop that and then they have any suspicion they find his hard drive, you don't know what he's what's in there. She's gotta she's gotta get out of there. I'm really worried. Get out of here. No, she's gonna get out of here. Okay, let's get more light hearted. So I really like this one. Um, it's a Cosmopolitan article, but the horrible decision of Cosmopoliti wrong, wrong, Cosmopolitan.

You want to get on me about saying, like real hard words wrong, but go ahead, because mine's a misconsation Italian. That's what you just did, cosm Italian. So Italian from the city Italian. Actually that's a pretty good one. So seventeen types of noises that guys will make during sex. I want us to dig into a little bit, and things that we like to hear doing sex, the noises we like to hear, the weirdest ones all of that ship.

So seventeen categories. The first one the considerate whispering because you have roommates. They're keeping the oh fuck babies barely audible because Amanda and Chloe are chilling in the living room. I'm not gonna lie. I do love a considerate whisper. Like a whisper, I like like when you're kind of like having to like contain breath breathy in your ear.

You don't like whispering sex, no bit, I'm gonna be loud, and I need I need to hear you because I'll be like, huh, I can't hear you, Like, don't what are you scolding your kid? What? Say it again? I want to be able to hear what you're saying. You get off on the sound. I like talking during sex. I like hearing you. I like hearing maybe either instructions or directions. Are you telling me what's good or answering my questions. I don't want to not know what you're saying.

I like talking during sex. But even if there's people outside listening, I want you to hear me. I want you to walk in on us. But what if it's like, like, hey, we're sneaking away, like a family party that's going in the bathroom. You don't care. Oh, like a sneak away. Yeah, that's why we're whispering, Not because in the hotel rooms of the rooms around it whispering. Yeah, consider you're considering

people around. What if you're like a family event and you're like, you just want you and your man to go, you go to the bathroom, you don't want to everyone to hear. So that's cute. I love how about you turn on a dime. He's gotta hear me. I gotta feel it and see it. And like, what if there's your mom's outside, well you know, okay, wow, So the last time I had to consider whispering. Um you might not know this, but so in a trouble uh huh hello,

Beard based scissors was their aliases. She was sleeping. I didn't want to go, like, we didn't want to go out, so she was mad. She's like, whatever, I'm not sucking you guys, and she like turns around. So him and I were like we were in a hotel. We go in the bathroom, Like, no, so we had sex while she was sleeping next to her. Yeah, I mean but we were you're quiet, yeah, but like we were also

fucking like earlier. That's different because if you went loud, she can't blame you, right, But it was still really hot because like we knew we could make noise, but we just didn't. But in a way, it's like if she sees it, that's good too. Yeah, so it's kind of like, yeah, it's kind of like you can't lose in the situation. She hade a joke in the morning

like why didn't you guys waking up? And I'm like, yo, because it was actually getting hotter because at one point when she started breathing every dare, I was like, oh god, please at a store because that will really like puck this up. But it was pretty good. Still, that sounds so number two panting. It's not really asthmatic panting unless you're into that, but shallow we're breathing is a sign that your boo is giving it. They're absolute all I am.

I don't know what exactly is a pant. Oh yeah, yeah, like I'm panting if I'm riding dick and then by the time. But yeah, yeah, our things. I'm going to roll over because I don't want you to know I'm not a shape. Now. The other one rhythmic grunts. This is a sex staple. I don't like it. I'm not gonna lie. So I was sucking this guy. This was maybe two thousand and nine, um, and we were and I actually referred to his grunts as animal noises. Bothered me like it almost. I didn't know if it was

a monkey. I don't know what he sounded like, but it was like a and I was like, what is going on? I w it's a What is that? Primitive? Yeah, it's like, okay, well tripping right now? Yes, you're always tripping when I'm like getting fox from the back. No, don't grunt, bro, you're not lifting up a heavy Yeah why are you grunning? BROI no, no, No that's different. What's the ship? Then? You know, it's like when you're like you're still pushing their stomach like an old man's

last breath. You know, don't I like a grunt? Recently? You want like a like is this cross fit? What is this? You want your hand? You want your man? Sound like he's hue, but like I remember he was biting his lip and I could hear the grunt one that's not a good guy. And then I heard come out and it was good there in the moment. I guess it sounds also. I just had something that came to my mind that happened literally last night when I was having sex. You were like, I like, when I

can hear you, right? So he was sucking the ship out of me, right, and he puts his hand on my face, right, so he's holding down my face and like sucking me and it was really good. But at one point I couldn't hear because he was holding my ear. And then I think he was saying something I want to hear, and I heard him be like right, and I'm like, it sounds like a seashell when you listen, it's like really far away. And I was like, just you know what, I'll say yes, But actually he was

asking me a question. I was like, yes, yes, but he was digging your head so down the pill you couldn't hear. Yes, yes, yes, this is a pussy up for sale, dude, it was. I wanted to tell them about a later. I was like, okay, the fourth one is grunting, is better for men than it is for women. I think, oh yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't want grunting at all, way better. Um. Slurping is the next one.

They're so in the zone they haven't realized it's been a while since they since they swallowed, so now they have to vacuum up all the extra saliva. I love a slurp sound, and I'd be doing it, like no not. This is men's moans. So basically these are all things that men so married. Again, there's so much saliva because their mouth is like open, so you, oh, I get it. I think I'm slipping on my plus I knew what

you thought, giving head. But no, niggas don't slurt. I mean I can't speak on be half of them, but I mean you can look at it. Well, he's closer than I do. You have a slurp and sex no, bro s that sounds like something you do when you're salibating, and you're like, oh shit, I let I let that go on too long? Yeah I went that one. Next, muffled groans neck or pello seven and this is weird

a hap sneeze, slash burp. They try to stifle a certain noise during sex and we're eitherly fully unsuccessful or managed to disguise it with a strange HICCUPI sound their body doesn't care if sex is happening. It's going to do what it's going to do. I've had to burp during for play. That's tough because you're just like, I can't let this out. I bet she was not as hard as holding in a part when a nigga's sucking

you from the back. That ship, as hard as you probably sounds, comes from a personal place that is probably one of the most Like you have to really be in control of your body you're getting from the back, trying not to fart right, that becomes it's really a skill. And then you just have to wait until maybe you're switching positions, and then you have to let out a quick like without him hearing it, like you got a cough over it, like it ruins. You gotta wait for

it not to be facing you from the back. I like we're fooling around. I had to burp. So what you do to keep your mouth clothes and you burp and it comes up through your nose and it's hot. That's not good, No, I mean hot in the bad way. It's like, so you really don't want to I can't. That's the problem with burping during sex. I can't do that. Like what if you really ate my pussy and now you bury? Yeah, but I don't want to be like, hey remember that meal I head, Well here it is

again in the worst way. Yeah, you don't smell. I do want to just keep in mind for any man man that's listening and Eddie including you, when the fart thing is happening, we definitely like kind of tents up or clench our cheeks. So it's happened to me. When like a dude wants me to really arch and then he's like spreading my hand to open, I'll be like, yeah, because it's just it may not even be like it's just air. You can feel it. On the on the topic of sounds, I love a queef, need a queen.

You know what's crazy? I love a queen. It's like when you open a pop can or soda can, Like, that's that's the sound I want. It was like and blamed it on my pussy. Oh that's a good one. Yeah, you girls can do that. You can blame another hole. That was my ass, was my pussy. Oh oh no, it's like, blame it a little brother. I didn't do that. He did it, kid, You gotta fart backup plan Yeah, Like I was like, damn you pushing that air and

his pussy, but it was Yeah. So when their dicks are big and they're going in and out and that's what, Well, it's so big it can because there's too much room. So I don't know about that, saying it could happen from I don't know. A weird noise they immediately regret is the next one. This will happen more often than anyone wants to admit. Your partner will do their best to stay quiet, then suddenly a weird yelp escapes their lips. Like so when when they come, I'm about to say

I have a guy that does that. When he comes, not only does he like shake a control of being skirm, but he's like and it's and that's like because he's staking. I swear to guy, and I was just actually talking about that they're gonna live today because he liked to made me suck as dick four times in the night and that's all he wants. Head. But when he comes, he comes so hard from head. It's like and he listen to a shout out to him, but yeah, he

uncontrollably lucky guy. And he's the only person that makes like the weirdest noise when he comes because he's shakes. I have a guy that makes so vulnerable, so in the moment you can't control what comes out of his body.

Let go, let it go. Yeah, this guy used to make a ha sound what no, not like wow if you want to spell it, the provin maybe a job you know everything month spanished friends were talking about like don't want to jode you out with them, but so um eleven is yelling oh yeah, and or you like that. There are two kinds of people, those who love to talk to him sex and those who think it's the worry. You like that, kid, Yeah, that's why we're here. Tell me you like it? Huh, tell me you like it?

I do like it? Yeah, I like it. I actually like you miss this dick. You like this? Actually said yeah you yeah, I like you. I like I like. I don't mind saying that. I like grabbing the face and saying that and say you like it, Like look right in the eye and say I ask her that that's good. That is really quiet in the room. First, Yeah, I miss more man. Make him grab your face something

about it? This is I don't know what something about grab your face when he's on top of you and just looks in the eye and tells you exactly how it feels, how good it is. Dude, No, I like that. I like. I like when there's something from the back though. I like when my face is grabbed. He's sucking me from the back and he's forcing me to look back at him sucking me. I actually like something pretty gross with like what do you like from behind and it's

like the fingers. Yeah, I don't like that. What that's some weird like like that? What do you want to go to the dentist? You're like, this feels familiar. Actually there was one. I don't know, because you know, you can't control how much he's gonna pull fishing one hand maybe, but like I like when the like none of that, Oh my god, what are my fucking horror? You guys

just you are. Sometimes i'm dating somebody, I'll like, I'll do that to when we're priv I grab her face and I can't I want to go home to like just grab her face in public. I also like the grabbing my face. No, I like the grabbing of my face when I'm sucking the dicks, so like I'm just looking up with his dick in my face, like when you assisted with your chin or whatever. You mean, like just looking up like start like that. Oh I don't think I do that. I want it out so um.

The next one is real fucking dirty talk. There's dirty talking. This dirty talk the type of person who does the ladder strings to what this is me? This is me. Let put words together. We can't even print here. It's the kind of stuff that would make some people cringe and others orgas immediately. That's you, right, you talk like that. You know, I'm You're like, it's like it's almost like you're playing basketball. Like like I'll ask him. I'll be like, you, like,

how your fucking dirty slut? Huh? I love being your slit like, and I like I talk really nasty and I'll tell them the spin of my mouth. I'll tell them to like slap my ass and I'll be like open my ass more and like, but I'm just really raunchy when I say the thing that's great. Actually something said it was like at just showing control like you got it, here's what it is, right, whatever you want. And he's like the super like let me be in control,

um chicken bed. Yes. So even though like with me, like me saying those things makes me feel like I'm in control, like I know I'm doing and whatever other bitches doing it like really dirty that someone said to you and you were like too much. M M. I don't know nothing. I don't think anything to pull me back. But like I think it's hard to shock a comic, you know what I mean, Like, that's a good point

I have to. I had someone say something that was like, you know what is when it's when it's a word or phrasing that's like, you know, don't say it like that. That's what throws me off. Like what daddy. I've had daddy before. That's fine. I prefer papa. It's a Spanish thing. Uh. But one time I was it this girl and we're doing it and I had to pull out. I was like, what do you want me to come like? She said and here's the phrase on my tummy tummy? How old

was she? She was like thirty tommy tummy. That to me is more shocking. Did she say it like out my tummy. I was like, how about your chinny chinchin? You say, what is this a nurser? Your rhyme tommy tommy would have been problem right, Like if you said can, my fucking face would be like cool. But tummy, that to me is more shocking. Tummy, I mean, you gotta you gotta tummy come, you gotta tummy come. I think I told this before. I think I had this conversation

before you know what. I was going to ask you if you ever told us on your show? What so did you ever tell that or did you tell it to me? I can't remember. I remember you I say the story to you, I think I said on the podcast, and then you asked me about it. I think I think. I think that's the same. Boobies. Ye, the certain words are don't say boobies and tummy. While we're you know is we're all part of the porn generation. We all heard it all or done it all. But certain words

that don't creep in there. That sounds odd and like you're maybe you've got a weird upbringing. Hum's baby talking that's popular When he was like, oh my little bitty chitties like, yeah that she was like, what the fun? That ship is weird? Um. Actually, there's a guy I don't even want to say who it is, but he was telling me about a woman that he slept joy and he said she started talking like a baby, and

he said, and I was really freaking out. And he was like, but the more she talked like that, it's like she was getting off, so you gotta get go with it. He's like, and I didn't know what to do because she was what you did? She come? Just rock her to sleep. She wasn't say ish things, but like she was talking like a baby. She's like, you want to hear something really dark and it's sad about like girls with high pitched voices. It's bad. So I read this in a in a editorial about so I

dated a girl. I did two girls back and back home that high pitch voices to the point where your friends are like, she's got a high pitched voice, huh. And she had a high pitched voice. And I found out both girls were sexually assaulted when they were young. And there's something about that where you can read you kind of maintain your innocence because it's been taken from you. So you keep your high pitch voice. Wow, reading up. We can't control what our voices are. No, you can't,

but the subscious subconscious, your subconscious goes there. So there's something dark about that when a girl has a high pitched voice. In general, I always wonder about that. Because both girls were like, are you looking it up? No? He is just the camera. Oh cool, I thought he looked up? Look up, guy, look up, guy. But that's what I heard. I know it's dark and kind of sad, but like both girlfriends had that, I looked it up

and was like, oh man, before we go out of here. Um, not to but it could be a sense of well, you told another story. Do you want to share it? Because we got really excited because there was blood involved. Oh no, no, no, he already did. They'll hear it. Yeah, yeah, we recorded it for I'm ducked up. Oh very interesting. It's honestly it was. You wouldn't be able to sit through the story. So what do get to know? Because I don't know. I don't like blood. Um. The last

one is basically I'm coming. What was that story? The last one was, UM literally said I'm coming. I like that, so I love an announcement. I like an announcement. I announced, I announced when I'm coming, and like I like when he's forced me, like, come on this dick, Like when he's telling me to come. I like that. And then I like to know when he's coming. I actually know when he's coming all the time because he comes in

my mouth. So I normally know because he comes really fast, pulls off the condom and then it plates into my mouth. I like to say I'm about to arrive. I keep it really regal, you know what I mean. Hey, I'm almost there. Oh there, what you mean? Almost there? I'm here? All right, we're getting into homemail it's coming. Uh. Send your questions to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. This question subject line is please how I think this will be good because maybe you can give us an insight.

Hi Mandy, Hiweezy. Love your podcast and I listened weekly. I have an issue. My boyfriend and I used to have sex regularly. He would eat me out often, and I enjoyed it. I love giving blow jobs, and everyone I've ever blown and said I'm the best. I deep throat sucks bit. But I noticed it was taking him a really long time to come. He likes a very specific way to be blown, and while it's sexy, after twenty minutes in the same position, he still wouldn't come.

He stopped eating me out because he claims it's unfair that I come from oral and he doesn't now um despite me blowing him for sometimes thirty minutes. While he's not the best I've ever had, he's good and I deserve to get my pussy legs. He's starting to suggest that I should sleep with other people. He's starting to suggest sleeping with other people. Sorry, I don't want that. What can I do? And is he being unfair? Sincerely lost?

He's not coming during oral sex at all. Yeah, And she says that she's like she's jerking off too much. He's got to hold back. Yo's looking out of my mouth. I was going to say, I think they put it in your mouth. He's drinking off too much. I was going to say that I've noticed m he's got to hold back frequently, have a harder time being able to engage in sex. Yeah, especially watching porn. The created Uh, they just create these expectations of their mind. It's just

the moment you get porn out of your head. I feel like your sex left gets better in my opinion for me personally as a man who Van Leathan is. Do you know, Um, I hate saying it like this, but he's the guy who cursed out Kanye from TMZ okay.

So being friend of the show, we've both been on the show being announced on Instagram recently that he was going to stop stop watching porn, and um, he loves porn right like, talks about it all the time, knows man porn stars interviewed some and Um, I have been wanting to ask when he comes on our show how sex has changed and how masturbations changed, because when I give myself a little bit of a break, I am

way more invested. Yeah, for sure, when I'm in a relationship with someone, the sex is better if I don't watch porn, for sure, because I feel like there's something I have a theory about porn. I don't think it's a bad thing. I think it's your thing. Fine, the whole industry about it, people support or whatever. But as human beings, I feel like there's images that we're not

used to seeing and it just was inundated. And then when you have sex with a woman, you're like, what like, I feel like it kind of handicaps you a little bit. That's what I think is a man, and you're creating an expectation of coming. You're like, all right, a guy doesn't like watch porn and goes, I'm gonna really draw this out for an hour. No, you get rid of it immediately, and you create like this quickness to it,

and it should essentral. You should be with someone to be intimate, have a moment, be organic, and come together instead of just like getting off. I think it creates a false expectation. Well, I also don't like how and guy should recreate moments they see him porn. It's like, are you into this? You tell because like I just slapped off the top scene. Did you watch it? There's a scene where this guy immediately puts his hand on a girl's neck and she's like, oh my god, please stop,

and he's like, I thought you liked that. And they're in they're in high school, but that's where people are learning sex. I mean, I hate that he brought up the fairness as in like he's not going to give her head anymore because she comes off head and he doesn't come off her head. Yeah, it's not like that. It's keeping tally like that's super ridiculous. Um. Also, I would be interested if he's someone who has come off head before. So there's a lot of men who can't

come off head. There's a lot of men who can come only from head. So I think that it's important for them to have that conversation. How can I not also bother you that someone knows they can make you come and won't do it. Won't do it. He literally said, you come when I do this, but I don't know when you do, so I'm not going to do it. Like what you like doesn't it doesn't feel good? Why can't you still do it? Yeah? I like that. I think that she's selfish. He's selfish. She needs to leave him.

He doesn't care about her. He wants to get off and I'm not getting off the way. I wants to watch it and help you get off the way you want, which is which is awful. That's the track. That the most trashiest thing. That's like that friend that's like, hey, how about your coffee last week? You on me a coffee? Like bro, it's a coffee. I used to have a coworker like that, like keeping and I'm sure, no problem, I'll get you coffee. Bro, Like, yeah, like, what are

you keeping? That's what you do with when stuff is like I wanted to be fair. Sex is supposed be Fair's supposed to be you get off and then getting off. However it is, that's what it is. No, I'm not gonna lie. There was a guy and I ended up blocking him because he wasn't on the Yeah, so I do so he Um, I hit because I kind of wanted company, And the very first thing he said was, um, cool,

but I want you to make me come. And less he said that, so we've we've talked sexually, hitting him up for a booty call, but like as soon as he said that to me, it kind of turned me off because I want your responses. I want I want you to say good. I want to come over and make you come, Like I don't want all of the

emphasis on you coming. Like I think that it should be important that whoever you're with aims to please you, because I'm like, first of all, Nick is gonna come, regardless the fact that your immediate thing was who I want you to make me come? I was just like, it's gonna happen. Yeah, that's like an automatic yeah. So to me, it's like you should be worried about making me. I want the emphasis that you're going to try to

make me coming. If you don't, don't come over. I sent this text message to someone she knows right, you see the name. Oh this was July. Okay, I said, damn not trying to be thirsty, but damn you look good in that new picture. Boo he butt l o L and I put a little tongue thank you babe. So then I didn't he that's what he says, doesn't reply. Two days later, five in the morning, he goes, I would love some good ass head though I replied, so would I, and then he goes, like to suck my dick.

I said, ha ha, did you stop eating pussy? Question mark? This is all before noon, and I was so turned off, Like I don't get white guys do that. It's all about them, make it all about you, and you're gonna be fine, Bro, You're gonna be there, it's gonna happens. I don't get it. I don't get why guys have to be like I want to come. I want to get I want you to let me fuck you, like yeah, you should be worried about making her feel good, making her feel great, making her feel like a woman, and

that other stuff is easy the main thing. It's like an automat. People use each other all the time. When I wrote him that, did I want to suck him? Yeah? I did. I'm using him, he's using me. Why I think it's I think I'm insecurity. They want to read and know what's going to happen. That's what I think. It's. No, that's why I like when he wrote me and was like, I want you to make me come. I said, oh, your text should have read I want to make you come.

Don't don't make this about you, because now I'm turned off. And I think a lot of men do that with sex. They're so um, I don't want to say overly, horny or whatever, but they're so stuck on them coming that they don't even put into the fore play. Of women do that too. A girl said that to me when we were making out and like flirting, and she was like, I know you want this pussy. I know you want to eat my pussy. I know it. I know saw you look at me. I know you want my pussy.

And I'm like Okay, I mean you're cute. Yes I do. But like, see, I'm being a stand up comic. You want the audience to like it. You want them to like you, laugh, have a good time, ask it back. We want more. I care that in my personal life, I'm like, I want her to like this guy's the best, this guy's great, He's all about me. I'm not up there being like I'm here to only make me feel good.

You know what I mean? Like I feel like men is that if you treat your partner like you're an audience, I want to please and have me back like a performer doesn't even think about when you're having a conversation, Like I'm thinking for myself in this moment. The only time that I'll say something about myself is like I'd be like, I'll ask them. I'd be like, why do you want you want to suck this pussy? Don't you

say it like that like a question? Marks So it's like this, I'm not telling them like I know you need it, like it feels weird. I'm talking about me is when how good they make me feel? See, so I'll do that. I'm not gonna lie when it comes to head. But it's like, I know you missed my mouth, like but the whole act. I know you missed my mouth, but if me pleasing you, oh because my mouth is

lit so like my health is that mouth. I'm saying what you do on the microphone, so like I will over overboast my head game, but I'm over boasting it as excited. But it's going to please you, right right, I'll do your mouth. Yes you did? Ye? So yeah? Yeah, So I guess before we get out of here, I know you gotta run. Do you want to let our audience know, um where they can find you? Also, thank you for coming on this. This is great. Had a great time dead bodies and fucking animals. But you know

cool we're looking up cat dicks together. Right. I was gonna mention, what did you said that article about that woman that's at that guy's house on fire, the booty queen? Didn't I have a podcast to call exact Mundo. Listen to it. Yeah, And we basically take Barry news stories to dig him up in rowsum. So you know the news the news cycle now is all like Trump and shooting.

It's a lot. So I take stories they're like, oh, should that happened, or this happened a little more light hearted so that I do it alone fifty minutes whatever. But a girl from New so, a girl from New Jersey drove all the way to Pennsylvania four am like guys like, hey, come over, okay, cool, And the text message back and forth was amazing and then she goes, I'm here, but we did we did cover down. Ye. You just see the text message discourse back and forth.

It was like it's like like, wow, this is a straight up booty call. Like it's not even like hey, what's up, like come over? You got it? And it just shows up call text call, text, I'm gonna kill you. You deserve to die. And she says house on fire. Oh I see, And now she's the episode that you dropped was a booty call, burns a house down? Yeah,

great name. Tuesday's Tuesday's every Tuesday. So now that there's no exact amundo, And what about your social media following at Eddie Della Seppi on Instagram or you can just type in Eddie Della You'll find you right away. Say that ship and we're gonna go ahead and put your information as well in the description to this episode. I do want to thank you for coming. I want to thank you as well. I want to say one thing as well. I'm very proud of you guys. This started.

This started with a phone call and someone who listened to my podcast, and you never know how these things reach. And then you're like, hey, what do I do? Like? Do it because you love it, don't think about the money. And now you're here and you're and you gotta you got a career with it, and it's it's pretty miraculous. And uh, I don't know you, but I'm proud of you. Thank you now I know and now I know you now, but you know it's I don't know, but but it's great.

It's just very rarely in the business you get to see the moment the impetus from like the moment says hey, I'm thinking about doing this, to like, hey, we're doing it. Yeah, you're ranking, You're in the top one, and it's great. It's awesome to watch. And I'm glad we had that phone call. I'm glad I'm here. Thank you very much. Your advice is similar to what I tell people now because Mandy and I had a point where we were getting frustrated about money and we had to almost let

it go. Yeah, let it go, you do. It's like when you're looking for somebody special in your life. The moment let it go, they show up and people can smell it. When you're there for the money, you're smelling, when you're gimmicky, you're this. But if you're just genuinely I love talking this person, talking shit, having fun on a microphone. The audience has fun with you, and then that's when they come to see you alive. That's when they pay to see you. That's when they donate. To Patreon.

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Even though I don't like y'all on there, y'all y'all be mean in the comments, but to everyone who listens to us on YouTube, everyone who listens to us UM every week. UM, we do want to just thank you all. And it is the ruthlessness in YouTube. YouTube YouTube comments are like the bathrooms to all wall people think they

were right whatever they want. Yeah. I did like a few minutes of dropping in with Andrews like he did in DC, and there was a comment about me that said, fuck yeah, she looks like a fucking horror I love it. I was like, I mean that's a good huh Oh. Yeah, they're definitely porn. Did he have like an avatar? Was it just nothing? You know, they never have anything. But yeah, we're gonna leave you guys off with a five minute clip.

And as always, this has been yet another episode of Horror Decision that Rich can y'all hear the wealth in her voice. No no, no, no, no no no. I spent seven hundred for boxing matches, a hundred and fifty for workspace, and now thirty thousand is just not that much. I'm not saying, like, I just need you to hear. Not just steal, bro, what it is felonies day? So over eight? If you steal over you still in iPhone? Do you know that is grand? Thefth like if you

still do anything. Imagine if you're an old white man. My credit limit right now is like sound I was an eighty year old white many way higher all out, It doesn't matter. I want to know. I'm not saying this right. You know what this reminds me of? And y'all she ain't shared this in the heat another an episode. But let me tell y'all how we were sitting because y'all know, it's Jamaica, so bitch's tropical while and we're sitting at the table, I think breakfast a lunch, and

she's like, I wish I had my heavy on missed Spray. No, bro, don't let me get the group chatt a here, bitch, She requested eavy on miss Spray in Jamaica, while she's sitting here across from me telling me thirty thousand is not a lot. She spent seven hundred on boxing. I don't know who this rich bitches, but I know that we love corporate America and at one time you guys were able to relate. But I think that we're getting

away from that now. Be honest, if you're I spent a lot of my money from the capital gains I've made ship diversified polio to I don't remember talking about you said Evan. You said Evan, Miss Spray, bitch. I haven't said, oh um, okay, I didn't say you said. You said because it was hot, you wanted Evon, Miss Bright and it was the Evon that threw me off. That's why the fun I remember it. Oh bishy, miss Spray? Could you said, I've never seen it? There got to

be something affordable for us regulars out here. Well, have you never seen Evan Missed someone who just wants Evon, Miss Spray. No, they make it for for for what. That's okay, you've been around no, no, yeah, yeah, yeahs trying on front. When they came back with that Missed this Saturday, I was just about to pass out from here,

and I was like, thank you so much. You know what makes it even worse everybody listening in there when the white girls do it, like the super blonde, like I'm a bottle girl at night, spray me with it. I feel even you have Senegalese twist in your head talking about some heavy on miss break in Jamaica in the tropicals. I don't remember saying that's whine, but honestly, it wasn't that hot it not. Maybe I was joking, Oh maybe I was probably joking. I had You haven't

joked this whole episode. I think you meet every word out your goddamn mouth. Go ahead and read number eleven before we get into our home meal. So if a female ferret does not have sex for a year, she will die. Thankfully, It's not true for humans, thank god, but I'll be going two weeks feeling like I'm gonna die. One year they die. I love that There's only two more there. Quick. Here is one of the short but equally weird sex facts. Approximately one percent of women can

achieve full orgasm solely from stimulating their breath. Not me. I absolutely hate my titties played with. I don't like them being sucked. Don't rub them, don't suck them, don't bite them. If you do it, you could do it very slowly. Like sometimes I'd like to slap a nigga's face with my tips, but that's about it. Oh my god, I love my tips bank that's my ship. Like when I'm getting sucked and they're like slap me on the titties. But like certain nig because I like to sting um

and the last time I like Number eleven. Number eleven says nearly two thirds of all men and women have fantasized about another person while having sexual intercourse with their current partner. Typically, the one being fantasized about is not someone they will be able to have intercourse with, but it may increase their's or their partner's satisfaction. I will say so right now, because I've only been I don't fantasize at all about anyone else, but I have been

with other niggas fantasizing about seven fucking me. Also, I just saw it dress Elva in person for the first time, and not only when he opened his goddamn mouth, but when he appeared to be less than twenty feet away from me. I was just like, god fucking damn, I know we all like his motherfucking accent. So I went to the Hobbs and Shaw screening and Mindy, that was amazing. First off, it was like porn. I'm allowed to talk

about it now. So at the end of the movie, they all go to Samoa, which is supposed to be the wrong If you're going to see the movie, then just fast forward, like no, no, no, no, you don't have to. I'm just literally going to talk about how they were