Ep130: Wild Porn Categories RELOADED

embrace the fact that our listeners have fucking jobs. I didn't say they don't have jobs. I'm just saying I don't want you to make the one like them feel bad. You'd be like, I know y'all working, and somebody might be like, damn, I well we need to encourage them for goddamn it fun because my who's gotta be able to um afford our god damn tickets when we go back on tour. Bratreon might be five dollars um. But yeah, hey,

I'll welcome. Um. This your girl Mandy v a k A full Core pumps a k A peg the Stallion at k A that bitch, um and I'm here by the way, um oh, and I'm sitting across from go ahead. I don't have a case, but I guess I could be wheedy weezy today. You could wheedy wheezy. That works. That could be something real quick, because I just want to say um to all of the um listeners that are currently tagging me in this goddamn Popeye's video, bitch,

have you seen it? Apparently pussy asshole? Apparently it is an Orlando, Florida fucking video too. It's at an Orlando fucking Popeye's. Bro. They making it seem like I made it up, and I'm like, I don't think it is, but you know what, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Pussy asshole is one of those things that you say, and those are fighting words, like you call a niggadet when you're just ready to like got it.

Pussy ass hoole dictionary A girl or boy, Oh, a girl or boy that bout ain't about nothing, person who does nothing for themselves, a scary person who can't fight worth ship, a person who is basically fakes puss up. That actually is a really good definition. I don't think I could have said it better myself. I actually really like that. I really like that. Goddamn who who added that to urban dictionary? I need to give them credit because they're fucking When I would use it in an argument,

it was like when you're about to fight. It is like the most disrespectful ship you could do outside of spitting on the motherfucker. I've gotten to fight it vain over that word. No, that's that is I didn't say it, fighting fucking words. What are Orlando clubs besides the one that we won't name? Which one? Why are we not naming it because we which we fought in Roxy's they don't exist? But which one? What other Orlando clubs have

you fallen? Um? I used to fight in school. I didn't really fight in clubs, especially since I was in there with can Fake. I d oh wait, I'm lying, bitch. I thought of Cleo's your friend Strip club. Lost both my phones that night, and then because she was the door girl my birthday, everybody fucking went to coddle her and I had to go hot, which I want to I want to hit in Jarvis this car because I thought the cos was coming to get me. I was like, hid me behind the scene. Is they here? I remember

I was probably hot that night. I was high, which is why it blew my high because me and Cindy was lighting the funk up. I had never smoke that much. I was just chilling this. This was right when I had first started smoking. That was first birthday. It wasn't I had just started smoking weed at this time. Well, aside from weed, today, it's gonna be an episode. They'll be fun. I actually wanted to be highest for this

episode because I laughed so much the first time. I was like, well, let me amplify it volume to our porn categories episode. I think we picked the wildest. So I was like, damn you, it's gonna be really difficult to top it. And no, it wasn't. Took me like ten minutes to find these. So I compiled porn videos and the best comments underneath them. And you guys will hear it too. Um before we get into that that you want to hop into some vanilla ship, I'm too

high trade. Oh, but it was a great party. It was a cosmopolitan. This is a headline on the Onion doctument, even Cosmopolitans. No I didn't. I did because this and it's a drink, so I know how to say to you here back you kind of like stuttered a little bit over it, right, just a little bit. It's okay, I'm gonna play it again. I'm gonna go back and

make sure I edit this because you said. Cos Cosmopolitan fires editor after learning that she lied having about on her resume about having said don't wait wait wait see I told you couldn't even say none of that. Um real quick, though, None of my resumes have I put whether I've had sex or not. Our our resume is not updated, right, is this what I job? I read, read it through first, and then we gotta tell okay, this is a New York sitey and girl, my throat hurt, bitch.

I didn't even gonna hold you. You can't read. No, I can't. But that's my excuse right now. No, I got this, I got this, I got this. Broke. I don't see too many big words lubricate so, citing an investigation into the employees work history and background, sources confirmed Tuesday that Cosmopolitan Magazine fired their associate editor editor Alice Rowley, after discovering that she lied on her resume about having had sex on paper. We all thought Alice was a

great fit for our publication. However, that turned out to be too good to be true when we discovered she had fabricated her sexual experience, said hiring manager Katie Ericson, adding that Raleigh's glowing letters of recommendation from people she had allegedly slept with were exposed space when what we okay, bitch, I'm getting the CEO of we gotta have recommendation letters on sex. She ticked all of the box as we

were looking for in an associate editor. But we should have realized something wasn't right when Alice claimed to have graduated from the University of Iowa with a Bachelor of Sex degree. She also had a number of vague descriptions, such as working closely with an erect penis and the stuff that comes out of the hole during vaginal intercourse. What I really doubt that she actually took on a

strong leadership role during gang bangs. While we were initially thrilled to work with Alice, we could no longer in good conscience keep her on staff after finding out that she did not do it a hundred times in a night. Ericson admitted that the biggest red flag was in the special skills section of Raleigh's resume, which listed a proficiency and sexual positions that included both doggie and cat style. I want to know, is this is this real? Bro? That's what I just got Cosmo fires. It's from the

Onion is the onion of right? I knew it. See this is what happens when Wheezy Huffington Post. Huffington Post wrote about it too. Hold on, Kelly Yo, Huffington Post, why her slaid off cousins? Okay, so Huffings and Post is reliable. That's one we should have read, because, Bro, I know she ain't talking about her sex on her resumetory. I don't know the onions real, But if it's not that the best fake news I've ever heard, how can we upload her high journalistic standards when you haven't been

at least one Candle's affair. That's true? So what they so? Okay? So look at the comments. So I guess the ten sexy ways to rekindle my love life with just bullshit.

So it's it's weird though that they're questioning um the journalistic aspect of what she's actually done in her real life, because this is a huge argument um when I did journalists things, well, when I had my sports blog, and then as I was friends with a lot of sports journalists who had maybe never even played D one sports or who who had never like done college things, a lot of athletes question whether you're even able to speak on sports, locker room things, all of these things if

you've never been a party. I thought about it for a second, and I was thinking, like, Okay, well, who else is like qualified with sex with a degree that I know? And it's Shannon, right, So like Shannon Shannon and Michelle Hope those are okay. So like I do feel like it's very obvious that these two have had

sex have good um. And I wonder, like when you're applying for something like how do you have to speak to like even with couples therapy or something like that, Like how do you prove to somebody that you're good at fucking or you're good at relationships? Like how well, I ain't gonna hold you. These motherfucker's be listening to us every week, they ain't seeing us suck no dick, and we'd be giving relationship advice and which my hus

been singles since high school. I don't know what the fun y'all better not be listening to us at this point. I'd be thinking if I stop. It's like, let's just say I've thought about this, not recently, but like if horrible decisions blew up up where like I didn't need to do side gigs, right, what would I do in my spare time. It's like when I go back to school. But if I went back to school, I'm definitely going

to get a degree in like some kind of sex work. Um, Like degrees have nothing to do with sex unless we want to do body counts. Like it's all about like my accolades. Like I can get a sales job in two weeks. Like everyone's always hiring for sales. It's not a big deal. But if I wanted to do something else and I want to go back to school, would be for And it's like, look at this album cover. I mean, what's it called? Cover? Mixtape? No, but like

that's gonna be me on the internet eventually. Let's say we ever did something where our names run it. I watched Jesus and Mary all the time, and it always says Daniel Jesus Baker at the end, and I always think every time I watched the end of that show, like wow, I would have to put g wheezy deep,

like I really would have showed you wheezy. I mean like, because I'm not gonna lie, I do that now out when I have two R s v P. For like all of these little events, I put first name in quotation marks Mandy be and then my last name, and when I go to the door, I let them know you all know my government, like, don't share my government with nobody. Got damn, I'll be trying to keep my government.

It's kind of embarrassing when I got a name plate that says Mandy with two eyes, and my mom would be looking at me like, bitch, that's not the one I got you when you were younger. But I feel like that makes sense because you take pictures and you're do you know what I mean? I don't want to

call me Amanda. I just ordered a name plate and I didn't order my name either, because I was like, then people gonna be like, oh right, right, I don't know, Well, thanks for I'm picking a fake news because I'm really like, wait, resume bodies I got on my resume? Howevery bro. The point is it's good for a topic discussion. So I really like, um the kink of the week that you chose because I just did it. Um Okay, I just can't talk and say the name. I need you to

say the name. Hold On, I mean I got a way to say it, a trust hold on acts actrusty. Maybe the eye is silent, act rasty rosty, No, damn stupid, so actor rasty, actor rosty. I think rosty sounds better. Rastafar is the arousal by the rays of the sun. This may be enjoyed through the sex outside. We've got to get summertime sadness and when you go on vacation and be like, oh no, I don't want to know. I'm gonna just keep going south, go to the tropical

islands so I can get my actorosity. I actually just had sex outside and it was amazing. Actually it started outside and then moved inside, which is why my fucking throat hurts and bisht and had I don't know fucking how many threesomes lately, so I don't off. It's between the kissing, the sharing of blunt eating a pussy. I'm sorry you've had so many three cents. Yeah, bro, just out here fucking three snute it up? That not okay? So wait hold up, girl, that's want my throat hurt, bitch,

bitch would have been one mutes the next celling. Yeah, you did have a lot of three. So so well, I just I had it in my cabinet. My first said, AKOSLVA quick, bitch, I don't have my throat hurt. I was like, no, bitch, I haven't had mother. Do you want to cut that out real quick? I just want you to know that I don't have health insurance currently because we just cleared our jobs. So the coding that's in my um thing, the mox celling, the all in my cabinet is what I'm when. I'm like, so I'm

going to Europe for two weeks. In two weeks, I'm bringing back everything, bitch, And now I'm already man, I don't have the dit fluke and the go at with this monster selling. Because fellas, if y'all don't know if your girl ever get on antibiotics, it sucks up her pussy right after. So now I'm just like damped, don't need to buy a monoteckles, But you're about to go to l a thens my pussy can't break thro Take probiotics. That's it. It puts the good back to your back.

That's just yogurt, right. No, take the actual pill. Is that a lot? It costs a lot. It's over the counter. It's fifteen bucks for I think three day monaster. No, no, no, no, don't do that. Seriously. Take photobotics. It's really good for you. I think, yeah, I'm gonna throw hurt. But I had sex outside. That ship helps. So we started outside. We was in like a pool first, so I actually got to mark that off my list with pool sex. But it was only oral pool sex, which I kind of

did in Jamaica. That was a jacuzy so or old pool sex, Like I ate her out at the pool and then we moved it to the bedroom so he could suck me. We didn't suck in the pool. It was just a lot. It was great, though. Did you know who you ate out? Yeah? My home girl. I told you all my friends. Uh um, so this was a new friend I fucked and then I sucked one

of my other home girls too. But we already had sex before, well in a threesome setting, so this was like, oh it again, Okay, meet this other guy I have sex with. Do you want to go to? Sorry? Yeah, don't don't be don't don't be out and out my goddamn locations. This is why, this is why I really don't talk to Wheezy. Really no, no, no, come out? Did you see me catch myself? Though I did go, you finally caught yourself. Do you want to? Um? But yeah?

Have you had sex outside? You have right be having sex everywhere? Um. The last time I had sex outside, it was just like balcony sex. I'm trying to think that happen. I have done. Make it a point. Did I have sex with scissors outside and Panama? You said in the pool? Right? Or no? No? No, the steam room? Yeah, damn that sounds outside. Bit dude, it's public sex. We're by outside with the sun rays whole. Okay, hold on, you've got to be accompanied by the sun raise because

that's the part that turns you on. The sun was beaming down. I was like a bout and beard. They went to Miami. It was damn near a hurricane. We couldn't even sunk outside. But we're getting washed like we was on vacation, and the hotel was so nice. We're like yeah, wennare fun here, funk here, we wouldn't do it. Ship were watching game shows. Oh so mad. I was just like, damn. I was like, but put it on again.

I wanta watch every Well, you go ahead. I know you ain't talking most of this episode because you act like you can't talk, but now you're talking kind of well, now you're talking kind of well, you speak well. This whole hate swin. I say that because it's we literally didn't have a Patreon episode and we're talking about things that we wanted characteristics of our lovers. And before I

could say it, she already knew. I just really like men who speak well, articulate, articulate, articulate, say speak well no, because it sounds like you be bad. I mean, some people do like and I didn't. I'm like, I didn't had niggas come around, and y'all know I said this before, because I'm super fucking shallow. They find us funk and then when they just start talking, it's just like, all right, stop talking. But I like the niggas that I could just like keep talking with. I don't want to say

that this nigga speaks unwell. But when I was in on my trip. I'm gonna telling you, Okay, I think I don't know if I said on a patron episode. But when we were in uh for Hired though that's the name of the city, m pr Um. We get there me Rasheed, my homegirl, and I was like, all right, I think I'm just gonna go upstairs and watch TV. I'm kind of tired. He was like, well, be careful because the TV and Puerto Rican, so make sure you know how to work that. But you see, that's what

I'm talking about. The TV is in Puerto Rican. I know, no, you know, shout out to eat that. Nigga was in the group chat talking about do I need to get a currency exchange? Do they take money over there? What they need? What? What do you think the president of Puerto Rico? Wait? Did he answer that? He didn't. He just was like, y'all try to get on me and I'm like, ru were not The TV does speak in Puerto Rican and also Spanish, bitch. We get to Walmart.

This is bigger, looking around like, look it's Cheetos, but it looks oh oh, he thought he was abroad? Did he not said abroad? Did you see that? Did he not realize he didn't need his passport to get there. No, he didn't talk, That's why we was laughing. I said, Nick, do you have your passport on the way to the airport, and he was like fun, y'all, Oh my god, you just said abroad. This is me and Vinnie definitely going to Europe next week. Yeah. I just got back from abroad. Yeah.

I stayed in Italy and they went everywhere. Yeah, like changes you yeah, tell me that people don't act like that. First off. That was my whole lingo when I came back from studying abroad and Singapore so so much. I use the word abroad and expat more than I ever had in my whole life because I was an expat and I had a boyfriend in Italy. You can be eighteen back, So I do be thinking of in the

limp laces and ship. I mean it's because when you leave you realize, like we don't really have like a type of culture that isn't that isn't that is considered sophisticated in any way. What do you mean? Um, For example, when you go to Paris and you have been the bag of tale and they kind of fancy sometimes so like we don't really have any kind of sophisticated like aristocrat tribe of the lifestyle. You know what I'm saying,

unless there's rich Americans the Wepton. But like what I'm saying is even the common folk of Europe are still more poise than Americans. Like we're look at us, Nigga, where we have barely have fucking passports, Like thirty six percent of Americans have passports. We got mad racist ship going on, but we're this huge place. We got no fucking healthcare. We got homelessness like a motherfucker. I think it's something like, uh, ten percent of people are seventeen

percent of like below the poverty line. Like it's wild shit out here. And then you know you can go to fucking well. No. When I was in Singapore, that's actually um ranked as one of the safest places in the world. Um. We literally were doing our tour with our college and it literally was like, hey, y'all can go out at any time. Don't worry about locking your doors. It's not necessary here, Like there was almost less than

one percent of homeless. Why not lock your doors? Like whenever people say, like you don't have to lock your doors around here, I'm like, why not. But if you you lock your doors because you're in fear of someone going into no, I love mind it right right. So if you're in a place where there's like, there's no crime, no one's gonna come into it. It's just like a like line has been Technically, you ain't gotta worry about losing your key when you go out now, because that's

my concern all the time. If you don't lock your door, you don't have to bring your key, which means you don't lose your key. What do you mean when I lose my key? Oh, I have security for my building, so I have to call it. It's a forty five they open it. It's forty five dollars just for them to open it, and then I have to still order one with my leasing office. Bro, you don't have a key with someone nearby, doesn't cut nearby. The Bronx is big, bro,

It's not gonna say here the Bronx is big. First off, I know you've been thinking I'm up in the little ass Bronx, bitch. The Bronx is big. It's fun. I hear you like, I've been the other side of the Bronx and it looked like a whole other world. You ever been up by Riverdale? Nigger? That should a whole different type of ship came to be fair. So mine is fifty bucks too. But when I think about it, so Charde has my key and she's in Brooklyn like

Clinton Hill. And then Alex is if you want to know, the closest person to me, and I don't want to give him a key, fella Bay, he's the closest nigga a little bit, and I'm not giving that right for eight years. Ain't know, I'll mean traveling. I don't need him up in my ship enough, you know what I mean? And got a little bit girl before I took off on my plane the other weekend. He um, we sat on the FaceTime forever. He missed me so much. I was like, you's so cute. That's cute he missed me?

I said, your girlfriend know you faced time and me missing me, smiling to me, No, nigga, uh miss missed me? Like hell? What was I gonna say? I guess, Chris, you would be maybe the closest person to me. But then nig ain't never home either, see it? Who am I gonna try? Hey, Chris, your home. Na, man, I'm on Wall Street. What then am I gonna do? You

gotta make friends with the neighbor bro. I was thinking actually buying a lockbox and yeah, yeah, I mean I was gonna do that until Alex got one because he's in Long Island City so it's not far from the Lower East Side. But still that name me trying a

little Andrew, I'm not it's fun. And then my neighbors bitch, they don't they see me, and they close their doors and hide still like my whole floor is full of like they from Bangladesh in India, and I know they think me and my old roommate was like just the biggest holes because we shall have niggas in and now and we'll be talking about like they won't talk to us like the women for sure. The men only when they're not with the women will they be like, how

are you? But no, and they walk around coming from church. Honestly, the reason I don't want to like sunk with my neighbors because they're all young too, and I just don't trust my neighbors are all white people, but brown people are safe. I would just be like, oh yeah, no,

I feel super safe. In my building like they're cool at fun like I mean, they're not cool as because they've be hide and from me Like I'm it's like like when you turn on the light and all the roaches scour when they see me in the hallway, they scour. They don't speak. What am I going to speak for if they ain't speaking bad? I mean, I'll smile. I just look like you had lockshaf shut up? Oh okay, So I want you to queue up the next one because the internet, so get the So okay. The first

category that we have is phone call porn. Now. I accidentally found this actually the other day. This is what gave me the idea, um, because I was looking up amateur porn. But what I want you guys to hear is just a conversation during the phone call. My mom calls during birthday sex and I get a cream pie was going to play. Oh no, you queue number two. But what's even way better about this video is the

fact that she's sucking a black food. I'm sorry, it just makes it better, alhead, but some peanut car um peanut Okay, I guess it's just chunks of peanut butter with cookies. Hang well, she's getting clucked. Is about the way you too. You can't pe peanut butter cookie, then got peanut butter candy crunch either peanut cookie talking about cookie. Okay, Tom's got the peanut butter cookie. Okay, all right. I love you ship as Asians hope. So can I just

say something though about this? This is actually something that I enjoy doing, Like I love like dick while he's like trying to stay focused on a phone call, like it's something to where if the nigg is on the phone, I'll go and pull his dick out just so I can see him stay focused on the phone call while I like suck the funk out of his dick, Like that is like a turn on to me, Like I don't feel like yeah, so you hear like the pauses what you're saying was the comment, and I realized that's

what we all love about it. She goes the whole the moon type of porn gets me so horny. I love it. Yet recently, um, when I was even old based he's at his house, he got on a call about some ship, and I mean I thought it was gonna be a quick call and it wasn't. So I was like, let me just leave. So I was naked. I go in the room to get my clothes. I don't know what happens. He touched my pussy, touches the

titty and it don't take me much. You could blow right by my pussy and I'll be like I So I started sucking his dick and this nigga was crazy fucking hard and this might have been the best I ever stuck his dick. There was spit dripping literally all over my body and he's like standing up. I'm sucking his dick, sitting on the bed and I'm listening to this nig and be like we was just pissing me off because making the call longer. But he's like trying not to talk. So he's like, so, what are your

plans for this summer? So that he could not say anything, and I'm like hang up on it. He's like right, right, right, and what else? And I'm like, yo, tegging out the world. It was terrible, but I mean it did turn me on, Like a motherfucker. I love this, Like fifteen minutes, are you really trying to you you're trying to be like me? You are? Yes? I like a good Wait, wait, wait, I feel like, Chris, you've been here for enough episode.

When I talk about second for like fifteen twenty minutes, I feel like I felt a little shame from you, a little bit because now she want to proudly say I think I set a dick for like, no, but I said it. I didn't say probably, I said reluctantly. I was like, oh, I think it was like fifteen minutes. You'd be like, fifteen minute. Okay, it was a posture, you know what I mean. That's basically what happened. Like some people might be like, yo, what thre you niggas

last night? I'd be like, yo, okay, that's how it was. Okay, I heard, I heard you, sister heard you were go get into the second one. Of course this would be it. Um, So you know I found this looking up. You know you've found this, So go ahead. Japanese newscaster is a type of porn. Does anyone want to guess what that is? Japanese caster? Like, what do you think? It's a Japanese porn thing beside the anime tentacle? That okay, that was a good guess. We just said it. But so it's

basically a woman reading the news while guys come on her. Yes, there's no sound that really delegates what's going on, but I just wanted you to see it. She's legit, like holding a piece of paper. So hold on, I gotta show you. She is literally giving the news while a nigga is coming on her face. Yeah, the weather is nineties six degrees? Wait, what do you think it look like? If you like? Oh my wait, now she's reading the news. What, bro?

She goes to reading the news and then yeah, she's still reading the news and wait no, now she's bent over reading the news, but she like everything she does. Look, let me see she's getting fun from the back while she gives the weather. Bro. You know what this reminds me of, though, I think that this can translate to a American porn and I don't want to mess up her name. Y'all know that thick as Latina weather woman that like that viral. I think she's Mexican Diana or

something like that. So I think I know who you're talking about. I know man nimes want to suck her. And she's given like the weather too, so I feel like, okay, you're given the weather weather like she's she's just like it's about to be high. You know, it's wet outside and it's I know, but maybe she's just that fine, That's what I hear. Um read the next one, Um, this one is some weird old ship. The next one is YIF porn anime with animals bears, wolves, lions, and tigers.

The artwork is stunning. It's stunning that someone would create YIF as a profession. The house music in the background is a nice touch too. Now you know I don't like house music. Bro, what is this? What is YF? Can we explain what these are? Animals? Fuck it? Yeah? Cards to an animals sucking? Okay, I have a problem with this. I'm sorry. I know we don't think shame what person this one? Are these boxes? This is a fox going up and down on a dildo. Who's who's

watching this? Bro? If you're a patron, If you're a patron, we're going to make sure to post these porn links. Wait wait, wait, I'm sorry I have to read this. One of the comments is literally made this account just to ask what the song is. I've been trying for a solid hour and I can't figure it out. And tell me. Someone responded to him vitality by truth. Wait, tell y'all the comments be coming through. She shamed me. She shamed me too, because I'm one of those that

leave porn comments. I think that porn comments are vital to our society and then they'll be very needed. It's literally at the porn hubble words. It's a category. Wait what porn top porn comment? You're lying. I need to get in my comment back because right now there's literally a draw for my birthday weekend between here for Culture Con Powered Homecoming and porn Hubble Awards Awards in l a. Bro. I want to go to the port hub where that has Vandy have tickets to it and shout out Liz.

She's already like trying to use it now because I don't know what where, what I'm gonna do. I'm so, what do you I'm trying to get a motherfucking chet. You know you should stay for culture how you know? I was talking about going old Ray season because I was reading peorn comments and I was like, dog, I really know the fact that this is a category is going to win next year. I have really been getting in my porn comment bagh and I only have a hundred and eighty days left on premium, so I really

need to get into that bag. I mad that, like one really actually want to be in the What are you gonna come up and at your award and be like, my name is Booty Bandit too and too and I destally was crazy. This has taken so many gay niggas. I want to thank God. I don't even know. There's just like the dudes that sucked themselves the hairbrushes. This really started my love for sensitive thug playing. And did I tell you my my porn nub name? You said it was Booty b B not not on two Okay,

oh that's what I call people, Bob. And there's a comment that says, logo, I never thought a song like this would work for a IF compilation, but wow it does. So guys look at IF. It's why I f F. I hope that you're not aroused by cartoon animals fucking but um, I ain't gonna hold you. When I was the Sea World, I did see dolphins fun them dicks get long as fun. Bro. Have you ever seen a dolphin dick? No? I'm sorry, I got you gotta see a dolphin dick? Bro? Howd long dolphin dick. Can you

just google that and it come up? Are you ready them? Big as fuck? Bro, look at this dolphinnick dog? Look how they fun? You ain't ever seen a dolphin dick? Let me see that thing, big as hell. I'm sorry, not not that I want to suck a dolphin or nothing. It's like a dog. It's like hugest fuck. They really be like bending over and doing positions at sea world. Fucking bro've a dolphin penis? Because um, only one image is coming up for dick. There we go. Whoa dog?

It looks like a dog's dick because it's kind of it's kind of paint right yet that I like that part of it. But wow, y'all really got I don't look at it like that. It's not the YouTube cane. No, they can't. That's why it's an animal dick. We already got our own, girl. You'll do dicks? Aren't our on YouTube? Yo? You ever see my old dog dick? No? I don't want to see your dogs. Why are we here right now? Please? Let me let's look at this outline. We're going into

the next motherfucker. No, wait, that's one. You can't know the next one is he used to hump everything. That's the nasty ship. The next one is milk Enema not recommended to watch while eating cereal milk and I'm a Porn involves eighties and gay guys shooting milk out of their hind quarters. It came to light in two thousand fifteen that El Chapo, ringleader of the Sinaloa cartel is into milk and I'm a Porn. I'm not even gonna click on that link. I don't want to see it. Bro,

get the funk out of here. Bro. It's just a little It's like squirting at your booty hole. But na, bro, let me see their sounds. Oh so wait, l chop. That actually looks kind of cute. Okay, Actually they're shooting milk into each other's assholes. Okay, I don't like the farting noises. Noises. Yeah, I'm so glad we have video the bro. Oh my god, I'm dead. I just want to say, these are black girls. Oh wow, she's squirting it on what this? So? What's crazy is I'm not

into so. I like squirting on niggas, but I don't think I ever really want to funk with a girl who's squirts because I don't know. I don't know if I'm into the squirting. Who is that perfect big boomed enemy ebony? Please tell me? Oh god, people are so weird. Who called Donald Trump a kaga? Let it translates roughly to milk pooper. Oh, that's what l Chopo did, even though he's the one who liked it. Um read the next one. I don't know how to say it, though?

Why you so you could just tell everybody she knew how to say no words? I know, what is that? Not weezy? She just said read it because I don't know how to say it. And in the next episode, damn, hold you don't know how to say ship? Right, Okay, I want to say and this is not meant to be shady, but it will be because now I have to clarify ahead. I only talk shi when you can't say actual words like that. We're using everyday life for example. We're gonna do live it. Though that was a long

time ago, it was the same. I think back then I didn't even like feet. Now I do people have growth lipido? You've always said it is above me? Now, okay, okay? The next one is um her suite yeah, okay, her suit is an s a T word for harry women with this porn category, sport beavers that look furious, snarling, unkept, beastly things. There's a reason I'm na bro so real quick.

I don't know if y'all who was the girl? So what's crazy is this was probably two thousand ten Twitter, Shanika Adams had a leaked had a leaked video playing with her pussy and her hair was growing onto the inner thighs and everyone's like, ill, that's gross, Like that's kind of nasty, but some people are into Like I remember there, she blocked me. Don't know why, oh, me and Hard don't get along. Maybe that's why he used to be cool. And then like suddenly I tried to

look her up and see how she's doing. It's because you have a show with me class whole. Why do I don't remember beg a twinter days? I don't remember, but it's something definitely, yeah, but something was. I don't even like her, y'all. Did y'all hung out in Atlanta? I mean in Orlando when she came down one time. She was always a sweet girl. Like that's why I was so confused. It could be because when I went on Cocktails, they were talking about how she was sucking

whack on their episode. Oh see, so it ain't even for me, that's why. No, but it couldn't know That's why she talked. That's why she We're gonna post this and we're not tagging pet what I mean, she'd petty honestly, just the way you're acting though, This is why we're gonna need security at every goddamn city for the next tour. Which why do you think I've been doing all these

boxing classes? Now I've been on some real ship. Like going to a boxing class where like people can like beat your ass is like the best thing I've ever done. Because now I've never in my life been able to see something coming like from behind me, like my senses on fire. And so um, one of the comments left under the hairy porn I want to comment, is that normal? So this actually reading that comment made me think of, um,

something that I wanted to do. So for the very first time, I washed a man completely okay, because I like licking his ass, so I had to make sure I got all up in there, but he made like he didn't really shave to my likeness and there was like a little into me. It's like I'm washing you. Now. I did want to kind of ask him if I could shave him, but I don't think we were there yet.

But I would kind of be maybe interested in shaving someone a little bit more, especially if I'm doing a lot of licking, like in the ball and ass area, I kind of might want to trim it a little bit more for you, Like you didn't try been in a shower with someone shaving my legs and wanted them to do it in a weird really just your likes, not would you let them like shave your lips so you get waxes though, right by the way, I just got waxed yesterday. But my girl, oh my god, I

have to Okay, she wanted me to. I told her I've talked about it before. She was like, let me hear. So she's on thirtieth in Madisone. Her name is Usha, and the places called my Brows. I've been going there for two years now. I love death. But she'd be wanted to try on me, which I'll always appreciate, but whatever, So she wanted to do sugaring on my pussy because she this isn't a new thing too. I wanted to try stop, but like, I think more places are getting

the wax. So she'll go to conventions and stuff. She's amazing waxer, but she'll go to conventions getting new products, get stuff like that. And I'll come in there and I'll see her get a new draw and she'd be like, I just left the jacket center and I gotta But I mean, she does my facials and all the stuff on my skin, so I trust her. So she gets to sugaring and I go yesterday, and I haven't been able to um get waxed recently because I've been fucking old Bay season in so much that like, I need

to shave more because the hair is coming back. So finally he went away for a few weeks and I had times to grow it out, and my hair got thicker. When you wax a lot, your hair gets very thin, so it got thicker. Bro. She did this sugar ing. Basically, you take it, you put it all over and you you basically scrub the hair or you roll it off, so you're pulling. It's pulling from the route by rolling. That sounds painful. It was one of the most painful

things I've ever felt in my life. And then at one point someone came in, right, and he goes, I have micro derivation at three o'clock, like, um, is she ready, and like she's looking at me and I'm looking at her, and I was like, don't pull it yet, because I don't want to think you can't do your job. So anyway, she says to someone else like ten more minutes. He's like, all right, I'll come back in ten minutes. And not until I heard the chime from the door closing, I

was okay, go. That's how loud I was screaming, Bro, you're so inconsiderate. But my pussy is an entire new pussy. My pussy is no, this is a new vaginant not to see you tonight. I mean we're going to dinner and I'll be like, yo, you're about to meet somebody, yo, like I have never seen my pussy. Look, I really wish I could show y'all. I can't. We're fine. So like the most we have a new cameraman in the building.

Just like the hair is gone, like it's like it's pulled from the root, like there's nothing here in my question. It hurts so much. However, you like the result, would you do it again? No? She said, I said, what was the difference. She's like, well, the last eight weeks, not four weeks. I said, I could do four weeks. I would rather pay my price every month than every

two months. The pain and I experienced, Mandy, I was sweating, you know it was it was when we went When was it was when we when we left w No, no, no, it wasn't that. But anyway, yeah, it was pretty bad. I have yet to even wax and I actually you know why, um shout out mom. Hi Mom, I know you listened to the show as much as I've told you. No. So, when I was in middle school, this was probably six or seventh grade, my mom decided that she wanted to

save money, so she got at home wox kit. She was gonna do her eyebrows, everything that she normally gets waxed. She was like, I can just do it at home. I'm gonna save money. But because um, I feel like people have children just so that they have guinea pigs and in home slaves. Um, she decided to try the kid on me. So she's like, come here, come, Amanda, I want to try something on you. It wasn't even my pussy, it wasn't my eyebrows. She decided to take

a blatch out of my leg. It was wax. She's like, I got it, we have the instructions. She warmed it up because the kid was warmed up. She took the little the little um the what is it fucking the wooden spoon ship and then she fucking so gently puts it on my leg and she puts on there. It says, okay, we gotta wait like twenty seconds. You gotta wait till it pulls it up. And my mom loved it. She ripped that thing off. I literally didn't let her finish.

I wasn't shaving this point either, because I was too young to be shaving. So I literally walked around with just one little patch of hair pulled off and I was crying and I said, Mom, you did that on purpose. Oh. I was so mad at her, And why don't you shave the pts? I don't know. I just I told you, like my mom we were, I wasn't able to shave her. You like I was young. Do you now I can't handle some hot wax like the soft wax with strips because I used to get when I would do my eyebrows,

I would bump up. So I don't do those. You do hard wax. You know, I don't even do wax anymore. First off, no wax, bro you're gonna look, don't wax a little Indians with a little thread and ship so they could just thread it out, Bitch, don't. I don't watch no wax, bitch handle wax on me. No, let me do it to you. You know the only reason I want to laser is because scissors got sucking burned like a bit. Not doing that. I'm not doing none of that, bro PTSD on that ship. Okay. So um,

the next one. I want to shout out to blog Zilla for this one because he brought this up on one of our episodes. The next one is armpit porn Um. The crazy thing is, I didn't really know how you would arm pit, but for you guys watching, basically the guy is behind her with this dick. Okay, so this is my r pit, y'all. Weasy got the dange lane. This is wheezy dick. Hold on, we're gonna put some little bit in it. And this is her fucking, fucking

my armpit. This is how armpit porn works. And um, okay, you're making about titty shakes, so maybe that could turn it on too, because he's hidden my armpit and my titty at the same time. Not I mean I comment on one of the times. Hope you don't like that. That was real, Not really, that was definitely your white guy. I'm sorry. When I watched white men, Okay, okay, stroke could be fair. I didn't try to have it was

a water bottle. First off, the way you um put your foot on that water bottle in Andrew's lap, you made that one believe like it was a dick code. Look. Stay, look, here we go with the bullshit. Here we go with the bullshit. You try. Oh, I could do it. Oh I got sneakers on though you don't get to see. Oh I guess my own water bottle. You don't want my feet? Okay, no, I'm already tired. Sorry. In this porn, the best comment that I saw was why didn't he get both? How do you both? Oh? I guess one

of the tea Wait did he jack off on the armpit? Yeah, he's like rubbing on it. This is some white people ship. I don't are there black people anywhere in this category? He looked, this is really weird, But are there black people in this cviny a crease, A crevice is a crevice. A hole is not a whole. Fucking crevices and crevices. If they could fuck it, they'll do it. How do you think the movie American Pie started? Like, come on, niggas will fuck anything. There's cans of pussy at the

porn stores. I'm not playing with you, That's what we're not gonna do. I'm not motherfucker playing with you. So the last one I thought was a great one. It's called the double barrel b J and basically to make this work on these two cocks in my mouth, I'm sorry you're rapping against each other. Just fill my mouth. Okay. So, so I ain't gonna hold you. I love watching this ship. I love but it's because I watched gay p one.

So I love just seeing two dicks touch so black guys laying down and the other one is standing up over him so that she could fit both. I've seen it done other ways. You really only get the head, bro, You can't like, you really can't fit two dicks in your mouth, bro, she's getting the head you can't suck to my favorite comment on here, it's so ignorant. I love it. Man, he's Nick is gay in real life. That's what you think because they're they're dicks are touching.

I was about to say they're ducks attention, okay. Um yeah, so there we have it, Um, the top seven weirdest fucking porns that I could find. You know what, I just want to say, I really do my best for you, guys. Yeah no, this was actually good research on your own except for the onion article. Um, what have you done? A really good job. No one really cares if it's real or not? Right, Yes they do. They come here for education, bro, not for the um fiction. It might

be real. We don't know, no, man, I'm telling you if if it ain't real, don't debunk me. Don't tag me because I don't care. Yeah, all of y'all tag We let her know. Shout out to sit and Reazy. I'm an unofficial X sex vert. That's okay, unofficially I suck a lot of dicks. I come back, I tell you what I found. Yeah, No, I'm with that. That's the risk I'm willing to take. Am I willing to go to school for it. No, this is a school

of hard knock. You go out in the world, you suck dicks, you find out about it, do I'm not gonna lie. I think all of our tips came from research. What like doing research on ship? I mean, I gonna hold you. I ain't doing no ship for research. I mean, I be okay, I'll do it with the niggas already fun. But I ain't going to no new niggas just with no research. So you're not sucking new niggas for research. No? Oh, actually I'm lying. When I go to Vegas, I'm gonna

new nigga. But' because he's gonna let me pay him. I peg since last year. So I'm like, so if we might need to change your ak as, you do that ship one more time? Why? Why? Why you ain't pegging that long? I know that's when Andrew and Charlotte were talking about me having a slat face, because remember I haven't gotten dicking so long, but they're saying I

was acting like a slut. I'm a hole. But I just fought the same nigga for the last five months except for now because because I did just get we're living. That's why, Like if I mean at one point in time, I think I definitely was a hole. And so basically that means that you like people, never forget your like. You can't wash your host sins away, your home, your honus can't be deleted. So yes, it is she still

a hole to me? Why well, she's still at coish, That's why did she Her whole husband is still doing hole ship. So we do act like hosen. Look at this, this was taken two years ago. But all I'm saying is when when when when our listeners be on Twitter ship, I love you all, let me hang with you, do some ho ship. I'll be like, but I don't even have sex like that. Okay. I want you to keep in mind that when this episode started today, many goes, God, I've been having so many three since lately, I ain't

I ain't pussy in a pool? Is that? Damn? I did say that, but it was just but that wasn't been doing ship okay when I tried for baby. But like, and when I'm in New York, I'll be regular as fun just because you're a home on vacations and we're talking the area code and the zip code and the plus three people be like, I'm coming to New York. Let's be home together, and here I'm not a home maybe when you know, okay, let's not just get it

to the home mail. Goddamn it. This is like, I'm sorry, it's just what, It's just what, bro, it's just sucking what? Let me see what? What? Whomemail you chosen? This is some real hole ship too. We're talking about side chicks today, y'all. Um, and that is me? Bit? Is this me? Side chicks at me? Well, that's why I'm gonna do this. Did she tied away? Gonna go? Hey Mandy? Well, it says side chick extraordinaire, So that sounds like it was addressed to me. Um. First, I want to say, I love

you gals. Here's my issue. I am a side bitch to three niggas. Okay, bullet bullet bullet extraordinaire. So I was side bits the three niggas. The first is my first love. I call tattoo. I love how y'all giving all your niggas nicknames to now I call you know? We got tattoo. Tattoo. We were in a relationship for four years, but we've known each other for fourteen recently the last three to four years, I pretty much strictly give him head. I do love sucking his dick, but

occasionally we will fuck. His dick is huge, but we only do doggy because he really he don't like big girls. I read that what I don't even girl. Yes, that's what he said. That's what she said. And this is a nigga she apparently was in a relationship. Yes, she like, why does he deserve? He's undeserving if he if you're a big girl, you know he don't like big girls. Why are you giving him? You can't suck me from

the front, because what right food? Put out roles going get the funk out of here, because sometimes the nigga is grabbing that ship and I'd be like, I know you, I'm not gonna lie. I hate Yeah, it's because you're not a real big girl. I can't stand when niggas grab my stomach or like my my arms when I know I didn't like that any of that. But the rest of the second guy is zaddie. This nigga fox and eats the ship out of me, like in every position.

And since he strictly focks big girls. I feel comfortable with him naked, and he knows fantasies nobody else knows. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Daddy, Daddy. I mean, I guess it does look big when I said, like this, here we go. But he's a homosexual, so he's available as much as he was in the beginning. We just hit two years homosexual that's not available. I feel like those are the most available because they're homeless, right, I mean that Dick is that good? Okay? Guy three

is married. He's my semi first married nigga. I don't know what I semi first married nigga means. And he's small semi first so maybe like she actually sucked him. She really trying to like. He's smaller but still good and be having a lot of ship going on. And it don't even be with the wife. Here is the issue. I am still semi in love with Tattoo, and I've fallen for his Daddy's strictly off the experience of the sex and oral I am very attracted to them. I

don't like what she says here. I want to be like Mandy though, and just funk without feelings, But I don't know how and I'm not trying to add any new bodies. I got enough. So it sounds like her problem is how is she able to wh when someone says that, When you literally say that, that's what you do. But it's it's not that I funk with no feelings. I just fuck knowing what the funk the situation is like, that's fucking without feelings. No it's not. It's sucking. In reality,

it's fucking without delusion. It's sucking to know what that person is, what he will be. It's not sucking with no feelings like when I sucked my married niggas. I genuinely care about them. But am I am I having fucking feelings and thinking, oh my god, we're gonna live happily ever after seven. I do genuinely care about him. I love his company. I would be hurt, it's what I love his company. I wasn't ready for what was about to come out. I'm sorry, I love his company.

Oh my god, I thought you're gonna say I love you. Gotta calm the funk down. This is why I no, bitch, there's no breakthrough. But what I'm saying is even the people that I can sit here and say I wouldn't be with or have a relationship with. It doesn't mean I'm sucking without emotion. It means I'm sucking knowing what the situation is fun with emotion, And I feel like people fucking delusion. They fuck to believe that something is what it really is. Not. Yes, bitch, I am giving

a word right now. Also what well? What puzzle? Literally what she said was sucking without feelings, but but she's no, it's not sucking about feelings because the feelings are. They're feeling without feelings involved. That is what That's basic, man, fun that ship? What she said again? What she want? Basically? I guess she wants to know how to juggle the three without adding feelings and without adding any new bodies because she's catching herself falling in love for two of

the three niggas at least right now. That's a very emotional person. The only way that I'm actually able to funk without feelings is not um talking about anything else, not checking up on each other. Um. I think that's

the easiest way. Don't ask them how they day going, don't send them good morning text, don't care if they slept well, just let me know what you're looking for is a big deal to be like yeo, honestly like I don't want or if whether you want it to or not, be like I know this isn't going anywhere, so I would prefer it if we could just keep it super casual and maybe like stop blah blah blah blah blah. I will say that as fail in there. Oh yeah, sleeping over cuddling, all of those definitely can

lead to more. I will say, Um, a lot of these men seem like they have years on them. Um. And so it's also just stepping back if you see that these people have been in your life for as long as they've been around. Is it just the sex? Is it that you have these emotional attachments to it? And are these things that have been communicated with these partners.

I think that you're doing yourself a disservice by bringing these people into your life and continuing to take their energy without necessarily having a conversation with them or yourself as to what you want out of them. If you're saying you're falling in love with these two people, is

that something that they know? Are they in this just thinking that you're good for sex or are are you leading them on to like think that it could be more like, I think you need to see where they are and where they fall into the relationship with you, and how they view you and how you view them, and genuinely have that conversation with yourself, because bitch just belies to themselves about what something really is when it is also chick. Um, I was chick weight. So does

this mean that all of these men have relationships? That's how I took it, because she said she's there's a blog I read back in the day about a side chick who was like a lot anonymous if y'all remember who it is. I don't know what this was, but like it was basically a blog about a girl who was dating this dude and he was married and he

was like an athlete or something. But anyway, long story short, she ended up having a few of these nags, and she would always say that having no one for herself but only being a side chick made her feel less than and it really started to funk with her head. I think that's valid. Yeah, I think it's it's very valid. Um, And I think that that does I think I've I've

went through that phase. Actually, before um where, Yeah, a lot of the men who but I'm also very open, so like they knew that I wasn't exclusive to them, but also knowing that they all had kind of a primary at one point did start making me feel as such.

But it's weird because then when I would talk about really liking the nigga and being exclusive to someone, they would get but hurt about it, Like it's it's really weird how they'll make you always want to be the side chicken come number two, but never want to be

number one to someone else. Yeah, it's super weird. So yeah, and I think that that, and I just want to say, like to those of you that might feel like you know, nobody wants you like, I think we've all been through that and it's just like, oh, I keep sucking these niggas and there's nothing there and I can't meet anybody. Think of the last nigga you said no to, there's somebody there. We just don't want that nigga. That's all

I'm saying. I know that's right, me too, bitch. And every time I'm like, get this in my hand, I'd be like, well, if you think about it, I told you, like my d ms have been really weird lately. I guess my pictures look nice. Bitch niggas from like when I lived in like that IU eight, it's a it's an unemployment. I feel bad. I didn't even remember him. He said something like I see you. I said, huh, like like he was girl. This nigga said, kendle washing machine.

I said, oh, and didn't respond washing machine, washing machine room, okay, and kindle like which is down in Miami. Oh, that wasn't even his name. That's not his name. That's the city where we fucked, okay, And I was like, okay. I hate when like niggas hit me up and it's like, damn, we we fucked. What part of my life did this happen? I forgot? I sucked out my home girl nigger. I think I told you that the other day. You be forgetting mad niggas. You be think you'd be thinking you

have a list list. Yeah, I know, but when you made that list, all I had to do was sit and I knew three niggas you left off the list. So if I knew three niggas, there was five years where we didn't even talk. I'm leaving off four people. Yeo. Wait, but let me tell you the funniest people on my list. I'm done. This is no bullshit. What one of the names go Carl uk Carl? And why Nick? And why Nick? The other one go basketball player from Switzerland? And what's

hilarious about that? Is just how I didn't remember his name is fucked up. I made this list three Wait wait, wait, wait you made this list like two and a half years ago, because it was right when we started the show and you went through it and I was like, oh, bit, you leave the names off the nigger who came to Jamaica. You didn't even remember his name two years I did remember his name, but at the time, so I didn't. Bit, I was in Switzerland with him for a week and

you forgot his name. Whatever? Wait, this one is great. Now, I'm not I'm judging you, but I'm not. I shouldn't because I was. I wasn't Israel with a nigga for a week and I can't remember his name now. But did we Wait? I know that guy. He was from Orlando. He'd be in Orlando a lot, right, No? Not, no, okay, I know a guy here was out there. That's why. Yeah, No, this was He's the person who got me to get my passport. This when I first moved here. Well, thank you,

thank you. Um Miami one night with Mandy, I had to remind you about that nigger. That was the night. That's the night you fun the nigger in front of me that we met in the club after um My T shirt boys? What was it? Tall tea? What? What old? The rock star boys? Every rock boys? Is it shot Boys? But they had the long the white tea song too? Didn't they know no? But they wore white teeth. It was party locker rock stars. Nigger we was in. I think it was dreamed too before dreading a dream the

shot Boys. You know how I knew that because I've been watching and I love game shows when I'm in a hotel room. So there's a song called beat Sasam. I mean there's a show called beat Sasam and then people before and that's how I knew Shot Boys. Firefighter guy baseball player from Texas. Oh my god, I can't wow. This is a lot. Well will Lauantis, you know what Quantis is? And nigga that worked for the airline you no, he worked for Quantist. The Australian airline. He was Australian.

I'm I'm over you actually at this very point, Um, we're gonna go ahead, and I want to thank all of you all. Yeah, another episode or whatever on who's the name of the nigga? Why do I gotta know the niggas you fucked? You sucked his friend in Tampa, but I was sucking his homeboy with dreads. So the nigga got sucked the Tampa because you really hooked me up with a gang banger. Bro, Yes, his name was Elmo. I should have known, not the fun the nigga I

was fucking with. Name. Wasn't he a rapper? Yeah? I put Superman, but that's not That's not it. It was super something, super Soka. No, I'm just I'm just making it up now something. I'm like, God, I remember, look up now did he have? He had dressed too? Right? He did you? He was so wack. I really those bodies are deleted now. Bro. I would say his name, but I can't say it because then they're gonna be like, Yo, that nigg is whack as You've really had me. That

was his name. That was his name. I don't care. No, don't, Bro, stop playing Bro, I sucked a blood named Elmo with face tattoos? Dog? Where is that? Nigga? You gotta be like, he's definitely locked up. He gotta be locked up. Don't say dead dawn, probably locked up. Wow, I'm done. Okay, let's stop reminiscing on these old dicks that we don't want to remember. Here. We're not gonna do this. We're not gonna do this. Oh this was that's any who are?

Two thousand eleven? This one I was with him? No we bro, this song is so bad's sucking him in two thousand six, bro, not two. You see she want to give you. See all these tips she trying to give. Can you please turn the goddamn phone off? Can you please turn the phone off? Y'all? Jesus Christ, that's how I feel about her. I can't stand her anyways. Anyways, y'all, I want to thank all of our patrons, everyone who tunes into us every motherfucking Monday. For y'all who um

want are curious about these porns. We are going to place them on our Patreon website. So if you go to patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions, you guys can become a patron and received three bonus episodes every month. Um, and then we all we do we post porn. We talked about what's going on in our lives. Well, we don't post porn. I have posted porn. We I mean

we been my post porn and ours. Okay, spade Um he posts porn sleep so we have point sleepers and we row one the other day and he was like, ask you guys know, I'm a fan of No. He really does like deep dive into some really good porn and he'll post the links and stuff for you guys there, Like, yeah, I like that ship. Also, the community is just super dope. They talk about just a lot of ye. As I mentioned before that I typically prefer older women. I've always

been that way ever since I was a kid. Being that I'm in my late thirties, most of these women are close to my age. And this week's porn sleeper is a favorite of mine. It features a woman that started in porn later than most. No, he's up, but yeah, guys. Um. As always, we're gonna leave you guys off with a

five minute clip from one of our bonus episode. By the way, if you are not a patron, there's some September Patreon t because me and Mandy Damn near did our own therapy on an episode and really deep dived into that ship. So if you thought your five dollars may not have been worth it, it's definitely gonna be worth for such members. It was a self diagnosed therapy session. We kind of like diagnosed each other um and what

we need to. Basically all came after an argument in a fucking cab ride over, so I didn't even think we were gonna do good. We even hugged after recording three episodes. I ain't gonna hold you, she said. Were in a studio. I said, we're doing three episodes and one day money. This was after a meeting for our tour and we got into an argument in the cab ride over and I said, there's three episodes. You know what I was thinking. I was talking to my mom about it, and I think that argument in the cab.

She was like, you guys are just tired. Like you like you're tired, you're looking at success happened, You're watching a girl like you're tired of the same argument, So the same argument is a year ago. Basically, maybe ain't ship like this. You know that ain't never been any who,

but now it was actually really good. It deep dive into what we know we need to work on, um I outside of business, just on a personal thing, so you guys will get that in September as an episode, there was no outline because bitch, we y'all know, I left it up to Wheezy, so there really wasn't outline there. She lines. She's like, yeah, I got a outline, and then we just literally talked the whole So we'll give you a snippet from that one. Yeah. Yeah, we'll actually

drop a snippet of that one. UM at the end of this. So UM again, thank you for all of you guys who have supported us. We are going on tour. We're hitting sixteen cities coming up. We're locking in those dates. Now we'll be giving merch. Um. Are we still working on a store? Are we gonna drop a store? Um?

If any of y'all are fans and graphic designers didn't have any cool ass ideas for what you guys would like to see on horrible decisions merch outside of what we already give to our patrons, we are seeking a graphic designer to do some dope ass horrible decisions things. So definitely go ahead and email us UM with either some of your ideas or your portfolio to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. We are looking for graphic designs for some merch for Horrible Decisions you give to our

lovely um supporters. And again, before we get out of here, thank you guys. We'll leave you'all with a clip of that. And this has been yet another episode of Horror Decisions by Oh