Ep125: Hedonism II, The Adult Playground

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So we're gonna actually get into our vanilla ship or can't get quick so we can so we could just dump into We didn't even say if y'all didn't know. This is the episode on our experience at heat and Dogey ship. All right, we're gonna get through this, so y'all can hear about all of our experience at hedonism. So let's go ahead and get on with you. We don't start with no Ship of the King what you're doing. Let's start with the kink. Because I got the video up.

We've talked about electro stimulation, but this specific kink is known about zappers. Now. I only wanted to bring this up because it's funny, because Mandy was like, why aren't going to make the kink more hedonism? I saw a zapper at hedonism, did you? Yes? I did, um, So I want to show you this video of how it works. It looks like a okay, so it's a dumb right now. And she's got this guy in like a caged fucking thing, but she's holding this lightsaber looking ship and zapping his dick.

She's so droowling, you're drowing. So this has to do with I guess pain a little bit. So zappers. It's the electro stimulation. So a lot of people, I mean, vibrators are electro stimulation to some degree, but the zappers are a stronger shock, and so you can put it to nipples, you can put it to the dick, the balls, but most times when you look up zappers, it's in the form of a dom. So she takes this fucking lightsaber ship and like zapps his dick whenever he doesn't obey,

but the other ones look like a fucking Brookstone massonng. Yeah, and it's crazy because I didn't realize. Um, to me, zapping has a little bit of pain to it. And it's crazy because I recently met this guy and I don't know why, but I got mad sub vibes from him, so you know, I went automatically to thinking, who I'm about to pay this niggah? I got me a victim? Um No, I mean I did you know what my bay?

Okay not victims, Okay, I'm not VICI okay, Well he was gonna be my sub and I really thought I was, like, yes, I got a local guy who's really into this. So he gets up talking and as we're talking, I'm getting the sense that he doesn't really like anal play. So finally he's just because he keeps telling me how there's so much things he wants to do sexually that he's not able to do. He hasn't found a partner to

do it with, and so I'm thinking this. So finally I'm like, well, what are the things you want to do? And your kick of the week actually just reminded me God. He said what he wants to do is experience pain daring sex. And I'm reading off of the text message. He said, pain daring sex as in scratching, cutting, biting. The more dangerous, the better it puts me in a whole different world. I want to see how far my

pain threshold is. He said. My boy told me his girl put a knife on him during sex and glazed it lightly across him. And all I could think is damn this nigga lucky as fuck. I also got it. Oh, and then he went into international sex workers um that he wanted to do a credit card thing. That there's that what's crazy. He went further and said, choking is a real mild version of it. I think candle wax is a good start because it travels and pain is

better felt when it's distributed throughout your whole body. Plus it doesn't stay hot long. And I was like, well, I really go I went to saying, I really hope you find someone because I'm not into putting pain onto people. So I was just like, damn, I'm sorry you've never tried it. You might enjoy it, especially they're enjoying it. Yeah, but I don't know. I think the most that I've done is I'm cool with maybe the scratching, but I don't think I'm into like, like the punching of balls.

Every time we talk about stepping on balls and dick pain and even you put the zapper was on his dick, I'm not interested in that. It's funny. He mentions candle wax. I was with Beard Bay and Scissors, and I brought this candle wax and I kept like bringing it up and nobody was like going for it. And then find only I just threw the lighter at these niggas and I was like, I want you to use it on me? Oh you wanted it just on you? Well, there's also sex wax. So was it sex box or you did

a real candle hole? No, it was like and it was like it was a candle made for sex, okay, and they used and I like like they knew I was into it, and like, yeah, I led the sex, but like I could tell, they were like, we don't need to this again, so they did it just because you wanted this ship. I mean, I was excited about it,

and it was just like, Okay, this bit nasty. Yeah, I don't I don't think that that's something that I would be too interested in really, but it was interesting because we shared, we shared our kinks, and I was like, after realizing we weren't into the same kink um and knowing that he wasn't interested in being pegged or having any type of antal penetration, and then me realizing that putting pain to a man wasn't something that was gonna get me off, we pretty much just okay, well, sex

is never gonna happen between the two of us because both of us aren't even gonna be able to really fully exp aarings are kinks with each other. So now we're just friends. So I'm like, well, if I meet a girl who's into that, I'll be sure to let her know. Um. But those of you that didn't know what I meant by the credit card thing in the episode where we had Dash who did the rope? Third Dash?

Third Dash, did you you're supposed to go. So you're just meeting all of our guests and learning little tricks, aren't you, Benson? You fucked one of our guests. We're about you listen, you know what? Actually, no, not even gonna know. It's okay, but we're not gonna say it on air. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this off air. We're not gonna mouth anything. And you'd like

to give hens, We're just not gonna do it. We're not gonna do that right now, and you're not gonna guess so now we're no, No, don't do this, bro. You see, I knew she was gonna start guessing. No. The only reason I felt like it was a girl in the wheelchairs because Benson was really over the top and helpful and she was fine. Well, he's not gonna admit it, and we're not gonna conclude okay on air, bits you better tell us so anyway? Oh wait, and you would guess her right before our kink of the week?

Un Wait, does that count as hurt? So don't even it's not a king now. I don't want to do it. No, you have too, It doesn't matter. Actually, mad love and respect, I really really I just thought you're you're just one of our finer guests. So that's why I said that go ahead, would have vanilla ship. Perfect timing. Great Second, this was set in from a listener. Man deliberately mandem deliberately crushed foot to be a sex symbol for amputee fetishes.

She has all of her limbs. Bro a man has revealed that he deliberately smashed his own foot so he could become an amputee, and now he's a poster boy for sex fetishes. John in quotations told okay whatever that he okay, whatever, I guess that's name. That he had suffered from body integrity identity disorder b I I d a k A WPS since he was four or five years old, finally curing himself of it in his mid

twenties after having happens like amputated. It's a rare condition in which people have an intense desire to amputate healthy limbs amongst performing other disfiguring and debilitating actions. He became an amputee just to be fetishized. Okay, he is white, um, but like dude, that ship's wild and so Ashley talked about not amputee fetishes, but she specifically talked about like how niggas be like talking about like fetishize in the wheelchair. She's like, bro, She's like, I don't even know how

they find me. She's like, they literally will write an on Instagram. She's in mirror selfies sitting right. She's like, but how are they zoning in for me? On dating site? Specifically she hashtag wheelchair So how do people She's like, I think that was her point. She's like, how the funk? She's like, that's what's even creepier. It's like, what the fund? How are you finding me? That makes and she was like looking all day but don't know whatever. So all right,

let's get into hedonism. Let's go ahead, because we got a whole lot to talk about it, I know, and then maybe we could catch up. I want to hear about your vegan date. So yeah, it was we didn't introduce him, We only talked about him on patreons. So let's do hedonism first. Hedonism was quite the experience, as many of you guys know. Um, this is my second time attending hedonism. Um, both times I went with a group of friends. So I want to shout out Tissa

Dore and Lex p from the Poor Minds podcast. I brought my home girls out to Hedonism with me. Before we get started, before any of you guys um even start your Google searches, we'll let you know. Hedonism Too is a nude resort, However, closing, it's a clothing optional resort. However,

what's more interesting about this. There are a ton of adult only clothing optional resorts, but what makes Hedonism to stand out is that this is also a resort that is considered kind of like a swinger slash sex resort. So I go to say that not only will you possibly or you will see people there, um, you may also see people anywhere that two are outside of the dining areas engaging in sexual activity. Well, bitch, they was getting turned at dinner, and I'm gonna tell you they

were getting turn at dinner. So I'm starting this off at a laugh. Um shout out to Denise, who was the woman who greeted us, and like was she lives on the property too. A lot of stuff she sings there. She was really fun. The stuff is really cool. It seems like a lot of them live on the property. One of the dancers was my boyfriend, but they can't find there's lots of which sucks. So there was one night where oh, I just kind of couldn't escape sex, I felt like, and I was like, oh god, damn,

this should get on my nerves. It was the last night. No, no, it wasn't. It was a second night, that's right. And I was already annoyed because I can't always raining, and I was like, damn, and I have been fucking all day and I was just like I was kind of just tired of sex, and I just really wanted to enjoy my meal, so I started eating. It's their chef's gallon. When those lady came up, I was like the third night.

I think, actually, no, no, no, this was the second cause I remember what was in my mouth at the time. I'm sitting there with swits. Mandy wasn't around me at the time. I think it was Lex and maybe one of your other friends. But then you and another girl went away. So this woman to my right. I am now eating my filet, and I was having a nice time and I'm just like, okay, great, Like then I'll get into my section after, but let me just you know, go back into my ship. I was PMS and two.

So I looked to the right and this woman is wearing a dress that's cut out, and no one's fully nude at the in the dining areas because you can't be. But she started getting drunk, so she was ready to She stands up, puts her foot up on a chair, and goes, nobody wanted pussy for dinner. Huh, nobody wanted it? And I dropped my fork. The couple that was also with the like the husbands, and the husbands were right there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So then she's like looking around, so lex is laughing, and I'm just like I've had it, but I get up. I was like, no, I'm trying to eat my fucking stay. I can't escape this ship. I can't because you know what, I was really thinking for a second, like I'm not gonna see sex. I'm not gonna see nothing. I'm gonna see nobody's pussy for the next hour and absolutely not. And I'll tell you what was also happening to me

that day. Not only couldn't we leave the room because it was raining like a motherfucker, there's poring on the TVs obviously secret fuck. For some reason, me and this Nikel just wasn't watching movies. He was like and I was like, no, I can't escape. I didn't even know that. I didn't turn on my TV the whole time. But I guess what we'll do is we'll start just from day one, just so that you can kind of get

the full experience. So guys lying to Montico Bay. Yeah, so we flew into Montico Bay, um, and we already had our transportation set up, so just so you guys know, um, there is no airport into the grille, and so the resort is about an hour and a half away from the airport. So as soon as we land, we're waiting um for our sun holiday transportation. And they're like, well, guys, before you wait, we're waiting on a couple more guests that are also going to the resort, and y'all can

go to Margaritaville. So when you guys land into Montico Bay, Margaritaville is right at the airport. So we're like, fuck it, we're in Jamaica. Let's drink some fucking frozen ship. We get into our vantigo and which I didn't even gonna hold you. There was old white people, no no, and maybe maybe trying to. And you know, I'm actually the optimist one because we just looking at me like, god, damn, this better not okay. I would be real with you.

I would gonna say the opposite. I was no, no, no, no no. Usually, I think for our dynamic, I'm normally when they're like, no, we're gonna do it, and you'd be like nah nah da da. You like want things clear and laid out, and if it's not the way it's supposed to be, you get away, and I'd be like, you never know. This flipped that weekend, this flip, So I was the more optimist one for sure, I think because we were all getting very excited, like so um, Beard,

Bean and Scissor supposed to go. But what was happening was the very next week, we were all gonna be together in Florida for a fucking week, right, these sat Mary all that. So then it turned into this thing. We're like, well, damn, I'm not gonna make this a two week trip. Maybe I should be working. And I was like, fuck it, don't worry about it, don't go,

y'all just will do Florida. It's fine. It was literally two days after he though, so I was planning to go alone, and then the more I thought about it, I was like, you know what, I don't really want to be unaccompanied at a sex resort, so let me bring a nigga. So I end up the guy that you probably heard me talking about, Wes Switch, who I literally have seen one time since I saw him in Switzerland seven years ago. I was like, yo, come with me. The flight was like two gee's. That felt so bad.

But he was like all right. So we get in, me and Mandy and no, we're sorry. We get on the van and there's this old white man who comes on and he's holding an oak leaf wine bottle and if you know what oak leaf is, this is from Walgreens. And he's like, I packed it. You guys want some wine? And Mandy looks at my face and I don't say nothing. She's like, I mean, yeah, I guess we do. And I'm like yeah she. I was like, I don't do. I was mad it was and I was just like,

we come to down. So we we we take about the hour. It was like an hour and twenty minute commute. Um Wheezy's face timing. I'm damn near sleep listening to the Joe Budden podcast. And so we get to the resort and when I tell you, I was just like, oh, this is nice. And it's packed. So it's lunchtime. We get to the resort, probably around like two um in the afternoon, so the dining area is full. We start seeing I was like, this is black people here. You

could smile. Now now you were saying that you were so shocked because when you first went, you said there wasn't a lot of people. Know, So I went um during I think it was in September, they had a threesome special should have known. It was a much um different experience this. So there they were also in the middle of renovation. So when I pulled up this time, the renovations are fairly done. I think they're still renovating some of the rooms, but the majority of the resort

has been renovated. And it was beautiful. So we enter through this grand entrance. It was a really nice entrance. We got greeted with like gift bags there. Like you know, I did say this one thing that I was very impressed with. I was shocked at how clean it was. It was clean for a I know that sounds sucked up to say, and they are you know we are doing this. This isn't technically an ad right. I didn't think it was gonna be that clean, really, no, I didn't,

So I was surprised. Like even when I sat down in the couch and the lobby, I was like, Okay, I thought I was gonna feel a little skis out. Yeah, No I didn't. My room was clean. I was happy with how clean the property was. They I never saw one condom hanging out. No, it was very clean. So we get there, we eat lunch, I guess, and it sucks that I don't eat as much. I will say, um. And again for anyone interested in going, So this is not only a new resort, it's not only a swinger

sex resort, but it is all inclusive. So not only that, one of our most shocking things was that they don't even accept tips skies. So your drinks, your tips, your room, your food, everything is literally included in the price. We did an excursion, so that was the only reason you want to take cash out? Yeah, and I Broughtcast for that. She broughtcast the tip. They're like, oh no, no one can even accept a tip. Um, So that was amazing. So we get in there and I guess, yeah, we

start eating. What else happened the first day? Because ship? Oh the was there a show our first night? There was a show our first night. Okay, So we get in our rooms and I was impressed with the room. I just like I said, it was cleaner than I thought. I'm sorry, I just thought it was gonna be. I'm like, you tell me all this ship included something. So there was two y'all are asking about the people. Let's start with that. Let's start with the questions that we've gotten.

Then what are the people like? So here's my impression it was. Honestly, I cannot tell you if there were more black people or more white people. I'm gonna be real. I think it was exactly down the middle. It was a really mixed crowd. It was like down the middle, down the middle um because of the group. So I want to give a shout out to missy Kay. She is um one of the groups that was there, and she also happens to be the person who throws the

sex parties here in New York at Caligula. Ironically, she's also the one who strapped me um my first time at the sex club. So I went up to her. She had about two hundred people with her. And then I want to give a huge shout out as well to Sunny Groups Tour. They're based out of Texas. They were fun and you're gonna hear from her at the end. What So it was a married couple who brought a group from Texas there, and I believe there was one more smaller group. So there was three black groups. So

what does that mean? Mandy just said that two hundred people came with someone, right, So basically hedonism is like this all year round. Right, So for example, when Mandy went and didn't see that many people, maybe there were no groups that went. So at the end of this show you'll hear about our affiliate ship. Basically, you can decide when you want to go. You can align yourself with a group. You can find a group on your own, right.

So you know, if you live in Miami and there's Miami Swingers, maybe that's wingers group will end up taking a trip to Hito and you can know some people there. Right, That's basically what the group thing means. Even the white people they were with certain groups. Right, And if you actually go onto Hedonism too dot com. If you look up events, there's a part where you can go to groups and you can look and see what groups are there.

But because we got black as listeners, and I know that there were not black people the first time I went and me and my friends felt so uncomfortable. UM So if you are someone who was not into Pink Dick like myself and want to attend during another black group, you can actually email the resort and say, hey, when are you guys gonna have UM African American groups for younger people? So I will I think that bring up that that about the people that were there. One thing

I noticed you mentioned a cheaper weekend. Yes, the weekend that we went was completely sold out and it was insane to fly. So Mandy and I Hedonism was gracious enough to give us these rooms and guests and we could barely like even our friends that we wanted to bring along UM to it was like even yeah, even from um Atlanta, Alexa's flight was over six hundred. My friends had to fly from New York to Panama the country, then fly to Jamaica's So because it was a holiday weekend,

it was crazy. I would let people know maybe to you know, look at that as well. But I know the holiday weekend makes it packed, so just just think about that in your travel plan for for pricing. I have heard from the people at the resort, Mocha Weekend, Mocafest, Dream Weekend, a Memorial weekend, like the most popping lit. They're about the same time. I believe Moca Fest is during Memorial Day. Okay, so maybe that is it. But

then dream is something, dream is something. Um but yeah, that's when like the most lit and the most black and the younger week there's young Swingers Week, which is also a prime time to go as well. So okay, what happens? So Lex comes in about mid days Mandy electric intern, I go, I think I took a nap. I go have dinner and I started meeting the Texas people and what I found interesting, So I said, at dinner by myself and um, I sit next to a dude.

Oh my god, that was the child's important naked. Oh god, I sit next to Texas dude and I'm like, what are you doing now? He was from Atlanta. No, no, there's another guy to my right. Okay, I'm like, he's like, oh, I'm actually here to DJ. I was like, oh, shut, that's dope. And I was like, so DJ in Texas. He was like, well, really, I'm a teacher and the woman that he brought worked in i don't know, some secretarial position. And I was like, okay, I didn't meet

people with weird old job because it's expensive. So this is the lady who pulled her pussy out was a doctor of internal medics. She was a doctor and her husband was also a doctor. So that's I think an interesting point that when you come to this resort, everyone essentially, I will say, are like you that you're not meeting sex workers. You're meeting well professioned UM, couples and singles,

UM who either saved up. One of the most interesting things that I found about the weekend is everyone you meet, which they're like family. So I met so many people that was like, this is my thirtieth time here, this is my eighteenth time here. So we've been together, we've been come for the last years. That every woman that

he fucked had been there more than twenty times. UM. The bartender said something that I appreciated because I was like him and I were talking and I was like asking the craziest thing he's seen there, which I'll tell you in a minute. But one thing I noticed that he studies like, you know, at first, I look at these people and be like, why the fund do they keep coming here? They could experience a new part of the world, He's like, but I realized as professionals, there

is nowhere else they let themselves go like this. You know, now I'm gonna be real. I'm not an all inclusive type of person um because I like to escape, right The only thing I might do as a cruise, but that's because they got the casino. That's my escape. But the all inclusive thing, like, I like that we left the resort. That kind of felt good because I was there was a lot of times where I was like, I'm kind of tired of this ship. But I did notice that I was when I came back to the

resort to get naked again. The thing that I was thinking, I'd be like, oh, is it gonna take me time? I'm gonna cover my pussy, Like it was so easy to walk anak and I was so yeah. And I think that one of the best parts about it too as well, is once you meet the people that are at this resort. Everyone is so free, everyone's still liberated. Everyone's so nice. So for people who may have people who for people who may be self conscious in their body or being nude, once you get to this place,

you feel super confident. You see the confidence in other people just walking around being free and I think that that And people girl wrote on my comment like they're not ready for all this body. Oh there was and I was like, oh, I don't think you get it. Like nas was I like the tiniest chick there. There was a lot of body. Well, I will say missy Kay's group, Um, she does focus on BBW women, which is why I said when I went to the sex club, there was a lot of BBW women. So there was

a lot of BBW women on this trip. Um, So it's all the body that if you want to go for the BBW weekend, you could look at that group too. Yeah, I will say things super fit bitches, the white the white ladies. When I went into I went to the gym every day, they were in there early. I'm like, damn, y'all just got this. I'll say. One of the things about this experience though, was like many people, um associate swinging and sex resorts. To this part of it was true.

I do feel that it was an older crowd. Um, and again, if you're younger, you may just want to look for a young group. But everyone here, once they started talking to us, I think that we were definitely hot pieces at the resort. But once they started talking to us, I feel like a lot of them were like, oh, I have children your age. So there was kind of

a little like they like watching us. It was a weird thing because people knew I'm gonna just keep it a stack with chall Mandy brought the prettiest girls there, and I brought the finest nigga there. That's the truth. Everybody wanted to suck the women that we were around, and everybody wanted to suck him. And they were it was like a prime time Like one girl was like, oh, are you guys like a journalists here? Like how did this?

Because it was a very you could tell because they were older, so they were like, whoa, we were looking late twenties, like, so they're like what the fuck? So I was like people were saying that. People say, however, um, as far as looks, they're concerned. I did see multiple men that I would have considered fucking um. And I did see a good amount of women that I would have played with, So as far as looks, I think that there was a great mix. And to me, there's

something for everyone. Beauty is subjective, so to me, in the environment that it wasn't once you got to talk to people, I think it flowed. There were definitely men, and lord, I saw how well black people age, because Lord, I was meeting men and I was like, nigga, you're and they looked but they looked so good. Um, so I saw wore men. I wanted to the women there. I'll be real, I'll agree. So my mind, I did

not anticipate there being as many good looking men. I think this would be a place that a you could go with a group of girl girls. Um, however, you will have to gauge it out because there are a lot of couples that go, so you do need to see where they're trying to play. But there was very good looking men, older mature men, not gonna lie. I

was shocked. So as someone who wasn't looking at a dick, I'm gonna make this one coming an assessment that I've understood from this time when I got home, I'm with beard ing scissors and we're they're sitting in there like, so you brought this other nigga, And I was like, honestly, I don't feel like if you guys went, we would have had a great time, because I think we were all there to fuck. Mandy didn't. Mandy was drinking and having a good time, and I was in my mind like, okay,

this is three some time. So when I got there and I knew it wouldn't happen because I don't like couples, I was like checked out, alright. I was like, yeah, no, for me, I was just having a good time. All of the girls that I brought, um, we're actually pretty vanilla to they've never been to a sex club, I said, vanilla. The they fucked, but the near definitely, Yeah, they're not that they didn't know what to expect. This was their

first time and anything like this. So I just know that you don't have to be a part of the lifestyle to even experience this. I had a great time. I will say. Let me tell y'all since y'all want to know what we fucked or not, Well, I already said I didn't, but I did experience some things. So um at the Prood side of the pool, let me tell y'all what the funk I experienced. So this was maybe my second or third night. We just got back

from an excursion. Um we went snorkeling and Lex and I went to the pool, and this guy the whole time, of course, and we've talked about a lot of shows, was into my feet. So we're in the pool, I'm twerking on yes, oh my god, the nipple ring Nick Mandy. Yes. So let me tell y'all. So we're at the Prood side pool. I'm drinking. We literally drank the whole goddamn time. So he comes and he's like obsessed with my feet.

So he pulls my foot out of the water. I sit on the side and I just start rubbing his face with my foot and I'm loving it. This is just fun for me. This nigga then starts putting each of my toes in his mouth, and I'm just like wiggling my toes in this nigga's mouth in front of everybody. So flash forward to the nighttime we had the god damn Jacuzi And if anyone has been to Heitonism, the Jacuzi on the newd Side is where everything motherfucker happens.

So we're here. We're here at that was something I did not want to see. Mandy bitch. We're here at the Jacuzi, and there's a bitch to my right, sucking dick. There's another woman to my right giving getting head. We're with a group, so I have all my friends, Wheezy and the Jacuzi, herd nigga and the Jacuzi. We're all just talking. We're drunk as fun at this time. And finally the nigga who was eating my toes, he hops in.

He's already to goddamn. He's like, I just want to eat you out, and I'm just like, you know what time, So I hopped my hests up on the side of the god damn Jacuzi and not just lift my leg like so and just put his head and I'm just like, okay, you know what A lot of you like to make comments like, oh, you guys are just like sisters, you fight like sisters. Never more than that moment did it really actually feel real because I couldn't look at man. Well,

my friends loved it. They were like, bit he was putting on a show. I could my body outside. I was just like, all right, y'all know I don't even like head, but I was like, bitch, let me put on a show. Yeah, I started moaning. I was like looking up at the stars. When else am I gonna get head? Looking up? And I started talking to everybody. I was like, this is fun. But then the nigga like went to eat my ass and I jumped. I was like, okay, nigga, now you're doing a lot um.

I was so mad, but no, so check this out. I was literally I don't know how you can tell you how much in the mood I was so then I hop up after that nigga was eating my ass right, and my friends were like, oh, bitch, are you just putting on a show. So I go and I'm I slide over to my home girl and I don't even know why. I don't know what I was doing. I ain't never did this in my life. I was drunk and just feeling it. I was like, show, let me

put on another show. I take her foot out of the water and I start sucking on her toes my home girl, and I'm like, I ain't ever told in my life, but then I felt like, technically, you only sucking chlorine because it's just in a pool, so it's not like dirty feet, a feet that just came out of a shoe. It's like sucking chlorine. This is cool. It tasted just like skin. So I was like, Okay, this ain't too bad. I don't know if I would suck a toe again, but I was like, you know,

this is kind of not bad. And then I realized how much into the foot fetishism I've got. Well you checked mark to that box I did. It was pretty amazing. I'm not gonna lie. So so there was just a lot, but you were able to envision. And then I think on my second to last day, they're one of the best things that I saw outside of a flogging section session. Shout out to Kanoir. So there's beds all throughout that are outside um in canopy that you could technically stop

and fuck. And so there was a flogging session that I saw. But I want to explain to your and I brought this up um on our Patreon episode, but let me share with y'all the most interesting thing. So I'm at the proof pool. It's five a clock in the goddamn afternoon. So I'm like, okay, it's not dinner time yet. Well, we already ate lunch, but we don't want to be in the room, so let's just go laid by the pool. We're like, let's do the prude side because we're not trying to get hurt at the

nude side right now. Wrong, bitch, me a leg, go to the prude side. They're not playing the torque music we were dancing to the day before. They were playing R and B. And I guess that this is what got people in the mood. So me and Alex are just sitting here. Next thing you know, I'm talking to her and this bitch is not responding, so I'm looking. I'm trying to look at what she's looking at. There's

a woman laying on a float. There is a woman behind her making sure her head stays afloat, two women on either side of her holding her legs open, and her man at the end of the float fingering her pussy while one of the girls also has a toy on her clip. And all you see is this woman moaning back in ecstasy as they're trying to make her sport in the pool and I'm just like watching it and I'm just like at five o'clock in the afternoon. So I was like, and my friend was just like, bitch,

you didn't brought me to this guy. Damn. Sh Lex was in awe at the things that we saw. But it was just everyone's so free and fluid, and they were like, oh, bitch, we're all gonna help you get an orgasm right here in the pool. So I'm not gonna lie. We didn't get into the pool at that very moment. We said, let's go into the other pool. So by the dining area, I want to, um, well, let me tell you that things I heard. So okay,

Switz gets there, we fucked. We fuke like one other time because when he arrived, I was like, look, he had the best trip, but by far oh he was. I was like, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now. I kind of thought it would be like some tags team ship my nigga, but I ain't really into this. I was like, but do your thing, and I was like, and I asked you to come here to be me so I wasn't alone. I was like, when you're ready to fun, you let me know you got the key.

It's all good, awesome homeboy ship. An hour later and him at the bar, Mandy comes over. They meet and there's this white woman there, Wendy, Wendy the bookkeeper, and this nigga goes, what, I can't say it, say it, say it, goddamnit niggas. So they already know. He feels she has a nice body, but she's in her fifth she so she starts talking about how she's a bookkeepering. He goes, oh, what, what type of books you like to read? He did not, Yes, the funk he did not.

And I looked at him and didn't you go to school with niggas? So she he did not say what Yes, his black as said, so he thought a bookkeeper was a librarian. So I looked, it ain't a librarian. It don't get me the way she looks at him. And I looked at him and I said, I won't say his name. I said, you know that that's accounting. Oh yeah, ship Ship, I'm in defindance. Dog just looked at him like I'm still fun because let me describe him. He's we posted him on the story so something you'll can

see him. He's like six eight six nine, dark tat it up, great smile, basketball player, body, really cute and he was fun. So I'm talking to him. So he was perfect to bring because he was getting along with everybody, so I could tell they want to fuck, and she's talking to me too. But I was like, so then Mandy, I was like, oh, Mandy, do you want to go get a drink? And she's looking at me like you're not.

I was like, no, let's let's go explore. Mind you Me and this bitch never hang so if I'm ready, this barely sit in this studio and I'm like, let's take a trip. Hand him the key. Mandy and I go walking around. So we go to the sex club to see how it's laid out. This was again, it was slow. It was early, so it was it was yeah, it was early, and it goes. So we go and it's just a lot of mattresses on the floor. So

we're like, okay, this is nice to look. Okay, okay, so we saw you have to be come in there without our clothes because no one was in there, I mean with our clothes on um. And then we go to check out the nude side of the pool and we look and we're looking around. Actually, before we go back to the dining room, we noticed him and the couple are gone. No, no, him and the girl. This is a different story. That was it. That was his second night. So him and this old woman are gone.

So we're like, oh they So Mandy's like, come on, was go on the newd side? Yes? So where was Alex was tired that? Yeah, she was asleep. So that's why me and you were together. Lex was drinking and she she fell her as sleep, remember for me, and then getting the pool renude and then we see Switch and Wendy come over. They're fully clothed. I'm like, okay, maybe she's so I said, where a y'all go. She's like, I'm just showing him around. So she's been back and

then she didn't. They didn't say anything. It was her last night, her husband was sleeping. She's been thirty times. So I'm like okay. So they kind of have this weird goodbye and I'm like okay. So he's at the pool mind you, it's the nude side, and the security comes over to tell him to remove his short to

get a little attitude about it. He's like, why do you don't take your clothes off, which really pissed me off when he said that to that girl and she's like, you can't, like you know where you're at like this, just take your clothes off. But this was also he had literally maybe just got into the resort, so okay, and he's not a rude naked, but I understand you just got there and you're like people are like get

naked right now. So he's standing there and meet him and Andy are talking and he's like yeah, I mean it was like oh oh yeah, and he's like yeah, I mean she said her husband with sleep so I couldn't go in there, and so like we thought, yeah, it was literally within the span of thirty minutes, he said, right when y'all thirty minutes of right when y'all left, he said, she was like okay, so and and our room, my room was right by right. So that was his

pussy that he got day one. Right, So I'm already like like I was like not into it. So the alive because they two we're all this crazy we're all hanging at the bar um and we believe want to maybe take a nap. She did something in the room, so she wasn't there when it initial, which is crazy. So it was the dinner and it was the bit that yes, she didn't get on your doing that, but

what's crazy? So we're at Yeah, so we they sleep, so we all go to the bar lex we're all taking shots back to back to back to back to back. We're literally taking so much shots we're just sucking drunk at this time. So we all go to the bar after the dinner and lets threw threw up and came back.

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I'm gonna tell the story on basically how it happens. So we're all at the bar. The husband and the wife come up to us, so it's me him Lex, we're all taking shots, and the couple comes up and the man is pretty much like, hey man, so your body's real nice. And she was actually pretty ripped to she had nice titties, so out of nowhere, she's like, oh my god, y'all look so good. She's like, my boobs are fake? Do you like them? Pulls her tits off right in front and literally, by the way, is

obsessed with fake titties. So he and she had a new set. She did like they were fake. So the husband is literally just like telling big fella you like him? Stop, I'm sorry, seriously, I don't know. So he's just like, do you like them? And then what's crazy is as he's trying to put his wife on to her guy, she's trying to put me onto her husband. And at that point I was like, well, I've never been with

a white man. I didn't know me saying this made her come even harder to me, and she was just like I was because at this point, I'm just trying to watch. I always wanted to see a cut holding situation. So she's coming to me like, well, you don't even have to funk him, but who's gonna please him while I'm being pleased? And the whole time I'm just like, we'll listen. Bit I don't even like pink dick. I'm not putting into my mouth. I don't want to check it off. I don't want to see it. I just

want to see him watch you get fucked. And that's it. So when they finally go to do their whole thing, I realized I'm not going to be able to tune in because she wants me to fund her husband and this is not happening. So we all go, we're starting. We started dancing, me, him, her, the husband's watching, and then I realized they're ready. So I'm like, apparently he said that it started. This is a Swisses story to me.

When we were talking to pois like, he's like, we were talking for a minute, a minute, and he goes and then finally I was just like, so do you like black eyes? And he said and then it was like boom, okay, now what's happening? He said, happened he knew, So I was like, I'm I'm just gonna go get my friend and see where they are hold on. This is when when we were in the grass area I came back, they were gone. So I'm now just with all my home girls. We're dancing, we're drinking. Denise came

by a word fucking dancing with her. Then we're like, let's go to the new pool. We go to the new pool. This nigga pops up. He tells us the story. They didn't even make it. So they planned to go to the sex club to have sex. Not the room or anything like that, but the actual club. Mind you, there's mattresses everywhere. And he said they didn't even make it, so they fucked buy a tree stump bush. He said, I bent her over by a bush. There was a tree stump, bet her the funk over. The husband jacked

off while he watched her phone. Now here's where we're here we go and where it ruined me for the trip. Oh god, now I'm sorry. I'm doing this to sit because he was like, y'all about to talk to But this also is part of the story that is very vital to know. This is also a part of cut holding that I wasn't ready to hear about. So real quick, I said to him, So, y'all, y'all went to the tree. I was like, but you didn't bring me, mind you, we were at dinner. You didn't bring condoms with you.

He's like, well, he wants the husband wanted me to come in her. So not only did he fu in her, I don't know, maybe earlier, yeah, maybe maybe late fifties. So he's bending her over by a bush fox, her raw comes in her. But the crazier part about that is he let us know that after he came in this man's wife, the husband proceeded to enter his cock right after. Oh, and then and used his come as lube in his woman. So then he said, when the husband was sucking her, I'm like, so, what did you do?

You're just standing there like, all right, thanks, He's like no, she he was like telling her like I want you to drain him, like there's still some left, and like basically getting the rest of the come out of his dick while he was sucking hurt. And we were all just like, you a nasty nick. Oh, I was pissed you. Oh yeah, we think that? Are you kidding me? I was so mad and she came. She didn't even notice

all happened. So she comes to the pool. We're all still drinking because now he don't you know that we didn't have sex after that, ye know. So he was mad. He came, he came up, and we all know the story. And finally we tell we because really was napping. Came up and joined us later and we were just like, oh you would Nick, he got ahold. I was mad. I was not mad about the story. I wasn't mad about anything like that. And I knew he was gonna

be wilding and having some experiences. But you're telling me you gont come in this fucking old mad laden he came in her and that crazy condom. I want to I want to say that. Now here's the thing too with him. Didn't he make the excuse like, man, I got hill, I'm good. And he was like, and to be honest with you, they come all the time. You think they ain't say no if they like it. Did say something about he was she was on birth control and then so then we was like, but let me

tell y'all what this nigga said. I just want to let y'all know whats happen niggas out here. So he said he went overseas and there's something, bitch. Can y'all do the research. Let me tell y'all what this nigga said about why I know? So let me tell you And I want I want whoever he lives overseas to fat check what this nigga said. So he's telling all of us. We're all looking at him like, hell, oh, nasty as nigga. So he's like, nah, you know what

I mean. I went overseas and like in Europe, there's this pill that you could buy over the counter that heres anything you literally, you know, syphilis, um, clamydia, crabs. You take this pill and it's gone, and you could get it over the counter. So you know, before I came back to the States, I bought like fifty M Jones, he said, I got boxes and I give him to my homeboys. Now, I will tell you this. When I was in Switzerland, we didn't use having to protected sex.

We were working for about I don't know, almost a week I was out there. We didn't have unperseexis acid Atlanta. He didn't even try. I don't even so maybe he found out about these magical peels nowhere and I didn't approved unsafe nigga. That's why I was so, did you see the pills for research purposes? Did you not take a picture and get the name? I just saw a

medicine by the bed. But and then he started getting nervous and slash mad because he was drunk, and I was kind of being rude because I was mad, and I think it came off as jealousy, but I was really piste off because to me, like I hold people that I'm fucking sacred and me and this nigga is super casual. I've literally seen him one time in five years. But I was like, dog, come on, like protect yourself. That's how I was feeling. I would have gave that

same energy he was looking. He's like, so you're telling me these niggas gouts, and I'm like, I don't know, and neither do you. Well not he was. He was a loosey, goosey I'll tell y'all. Outside of goddamn sucking too old as women, he ate my friend out at the goddamn jacouse. Dog laid my friend out and started eating her pussy right after I got head and sucked on her toes. And let me tell you about this fucking this is how a few women niggas wanted to

sunk out there. So Mandy's friend and me start making out, but then for some reason they got weird. I can't remember why. Oh she said something about me about how bad I wanted this pussy and I was like, oh, I was like. She was like, no, I don't. She's really really pretty girl. But I don't like when girls talk to me like that because it makes me feel uncomfortable. But she was drunk, so it's not a big deal.

We were so so her and Swits are sucking around and we're all on the pool and then he'd be acting like he don't eat pussy even though he do, which really pisses me off about niggas. He's like, nig you just ate my pussy in Atlanta, but I don't be doing it like that. I'm like, okay, bro. So she was like yo, like you're trying to funk with me, like you have to eat my pussy, which she's right. So the other nigket next to her was like, I'll do it Atlanta child day and man, because he was like, damn,

we was making out. Now you're letting this niggy show pussy so now. But they both got to his leg at one time. So what do I do? I said, I have to go to the room. This is too much. I went right in the bed text my nigga like, damn, baby, I can't wait to see you ship. This is too much, so I get knock on the door. Then both of them come in the room and they're looking at me like what's up? And I was like, oh, I can't. I know the energy for this right while they finished.

What is crazy is though there was no finishing because he could get up. But see, I feel like because he just sucked the old lady a couple hours. Man, he was really drunk, so I could see how his dick just stopped working and got mad as fuck, you don't did all this time, you don't ate my pussy at the jacuzzi, and now now you can't get home. I will say this one thing. He does have good dick. He has a nice sized dick, is a very pretty dick.

He's got good dick. So I did feel bad for him the next day because he was like, damn, now I gotta fun this girl. That old lady pussy did do something. Old lady was like, now I really gotta get busted the net pussy raw so not. But I think out of everything, I thought that if you go to this resort, it we did the right thing. He it worked best with a group of friends. He had the best time. So if any men are concerned like, damn, how do I go? I will say it does not

advertise on the site that single men can go. However, you can't go as a stair. We're single men because when Mandy and I got in oh ship, so the weird old guy with the fucking wine oak leaf, he sits down, tell about this one, so the old white man about the way. So mind you every it's pretty, it's a very I will give it this credit Mandy. Um So, we had three rooms. We were allotted right, Mandy had one, I had one, and I forgot why we had a third or we're supposed to bring a

video was supposed to bring a camera. I was like my friends, friends, Mandy couldn't even put her name on two rooms. They were like, no, we need to know who's gonna be in that second one. Yeah, give us the exact names. Very particulous with private, like with security

and safety. So that part was. Um So, a guy sitting in front of us and me and Mandy are waiting for the room here whatever, and he's like okay, because he has to give the names of his guests, much like I did, passport number and all he goes so for Thursday and Friday, I will be having Candy joining me, and then Saturday through Sunday, I'm going to have Nikki, and then for the rest of my week, I'm gonna have a two day break, and then after

that we're going to have Michelle. A lot of people are there for a week at least, so look at each other. It is a Tuesday minimum. Ironically, this guy is who I ended up sitting at dinner with with Lex who Candy and I believe it was Candy because it was within the first two nights that we was there and Jamaican girls. He sits at our table. He's a single white male and he had locals Jamaican girls literally as his guest during the time that we were there.

Oh okay, I want to add this thing because it's fucking crazy story. Benson, get this mark because we need this on Instagram. I asked the bartender was the craziest ship you ever seen? Here? Right, there was a very old lady in this show that me and Mandy saw. Her tits were down to her fucking angle. She could totally probably ninety years old. She's gonna drive around her waist, tuck him into a sock. She was she was ninety. But real quick, before you get into the story of

what you've heard. She was on stage. One of the entertainers was dripping soapy water down her as she flung her tits in a thong on stage. Mind you, it's like everywhere we like when I saw that, I'm then talking to the bartender and I'm like, yo, what's the craziest ship she've seen here? He goes, well, there was a woman I don't know, maybe a seventy eighty five who knows how. She's an old lady and she tells me, let me do this. Don't do if you're not gonna do,

and so that's gonna it's not good. So he says, this old lady comes there and she had this goal. She comes with her husband, who can't suck her anymore. She was in Mexico the week prior, and in Mexico she sucked about twelve men. She wanted to get to the number fifteen, right, So he says, you know, and this is dream weekend, which is apparently all black, and I guess the couple didn't know. He said, she got to eight, almost had a heart attack, so apparently goes

into shock. All these he said because when she was in Mexico, she didn't have no black is the problem. So maybe she reached twelve, so they called the ambulance. They take this lady out, honestly. So he's like, I adn't see the gang bang, but I did see her naked coming out, and I heard what happened. Apparently all these men fucked and she couldn't take it anymore. The other great story that I heard was from Wendy, who was the first white woman that switch Book that night.

Only an hour and half after being there, I say to Wendy, this is what I'm asking everybody. What's crazies thing you've seen? What's crazy scene? Wendy goes, why been about thirty times? Remember when she got mad? I said, oh, this one. I introduced her to Mandy. I said, this is Wendy. She's been here, she came the last thirty year. She goes, I didn't say that. She didn't say the last thirty. She that thirty times. She didn't want to appear.

I guess old, you're old. So Wendy says that the craziest thing she saw was a woman tied to a tree and basically left out there for ten hours for them to do what they want on with her boot cocky, piss on her, fuck her, fuck her face. Yeah, tied to a tree all day. That is insane. I don't know how I would feel about seeing that. I will say, what are you doing? Handbits that? If you want to experience anything sexually, I'm not gonna lie. Because there was so many black men, I did bring my strap and

I didn't get to peg anyone. Everyone there did seem very masculine, and because they were older, I didn't see anyone interested. But there was a girl, Um, the first night that we went to the nude pool. She was nude, but she walked around with her strap, so she had her her dick out and it was purple. And I saw her the next day and I was just like, bitch, I'm you And she was literally walking around with her purple dick. And I don't think I think she was

looking for women to fun with her strap. Um, but there was a woman walking around with a purple dick and literally at the nude pool, she just had it on, just walking around like she was. She was really cute. She was actually cute. She was I can tell you guys, my two cons because I feel like I'm gonna be honest here and um so here's what I was thinking. I thought, if I would ever go back to this place, would ever go back to this place, where would it

be like now? Because like I said, I really did plan on having mad sex there and I wasn't really into anyone to have sex with their The dude I brought was out a lot, so he was fucking. So I had a lot of experiences solo. Now I'm a great solo traveler Europe don't matter. I can go anywhere alone. But the one thing I will say is when I had when I was alone, I didn't like that. I really couldn't mingle because everybody thought I was ready to

fuck them. Couldn't really just sit and enjoy someone's conversation alone because like we're about to actually started talking to a couple of for about fifteen minutes eleven in the morning. I'm in breakfast, and the dude was like, you know, we were talking about the economy in New York and how different it is and how you can make more money but you all lose money. Suddenly he's like, you know, I've I've been thinking this whole time. What does your

pussy look like? Oh yeah? And that ship really pissed me off. But then I realized, like, can I really be fucking mad because I'm at a sex resort, and I'll say, on the opposite spectrum with me being with my friends, everyone was super friendly to me. So because you always together and we were a group, so we were able to so we were just talking. So this is where a single woman thing. And also that did not happen to me when I was around y'all or when I was with him. This only happened to me

when I was alone. I think people were soliciting him while he was with you is the thing. He was being solicited the whole time. Can I just tell y'all for the men who wants to go, this is an ain't shient nigga. By the way, we walk into breakfast, all the women are just so happy to see him. He walks in. He's the king. They all start apping when he walks into fucking breakfast, and we're like, bitches, nigga ship. They're like, that's fine, we all need them

to be we want them. He's fine. Table of women. He has a fucking eight pack. He fucking breakfast and they're like, WHOA. I'm like, if he's just like, bro, let me tell you something. I I was like in shock and how I went. He was even with me. This girl walked right up and was like, I'm in eleven forty there. I will say this. If you gotta find nigga, this actually your man. And if you're jealous, don't be the place for you. Because these women are

very bold. They do I will say for the most part, however, they will accept no um. One of the other questions that I kept getting and why a lot of people may feel uncomfortable going, is the concern about phones. I literally was up at seven am to get my photo shoot off because so many people are nude. No one has their fucking phone the only thing and like someone had to go pro on the prude side where you

can't have your clothes on. And when I peep that, I wasn't feeling Actually it's funny because Mandy was dancing and having fun and I was like, yo, like I'm telling you made a record of recording of it at the prud side. Ye, yeah, yeah, but I didn't know if you were going to I didn't like that he had his phone and and actually we all took some videos dancing, and that was actually the guy who stuck

my toes out and did he did ask for our permission. Nice, he did ask our permission before he was like, cannot record. He wanted pictures with us. It was he was there having a good as time. He did ask for our permission if he but I didn't see that on the nude side. I will say that one point. So here was my other car. But also the workers will come and tell you put your phones away, they will they Well I didn't. I didn't have my phone out the whole time. Um, so here was my other con So

Switz was out the room. We only spent the first night together and the other times he was out and about funch or whatever. There's no room service, so you do have to go out and get food. Right There's where I was like, I'm tired of this ship. So the last night I was like, oh my god, I gotta go home because I ain't even sucking out here. Plus that I had this fucking trip plane with Beard ban and says it was I an't ready to be with my booze. So it's like one am and I'm

starving because I was sleeping all night. So there's a snack bar where they have a bunch of food, jerk, chicken, pizza or whatever. I'm already fucking tired and I'm walking. Actually, it's funny. I was on the phone with mal. Nobody else I knew was up at this time. It was late in that it must have been four, and I saw him look at my story. So I call him. I'm like, dog, let me tell you what's going on. Right.

So I'm walking, I'm wearing a dress, the sun dress, and I'm ordering food and they're making my food and security walks over to me and she's like, I need to take your clothes off. I was like, yeo, I'm just kidding food. She's like, well, then you can't. I'm like, are you fucking serious. I'm just trying to get the snack bar on the news side. So I can't even eat unless I'm naked. There was a there's a snack

bar on the proof side at midnight. Oh so yeah, the nude bar is one, so be prepared to for I think I will say the three days, three nights that wasn't that was good for me. I'm not I would I would I could have stayed longer, but I'm not gonna like me. Alex. By by day two she was like, bitch, we got another two days of this. We drunk. We were still drunk the whole time, and you know, h oh oh no, I was drinking the

whole time. I would have rather. I will say this, like they did have patrone silver, which I was happy with, but they were running out a lot, like I think we were drinking don Julio. We did tequila the whole so like, um, the don Julio was too hard on my stomach. So like if I didn't have protrone, I would I might have you even mentioned it or maybe he mentioned it. Like should we bring liquor? I kind of because you have to go to the bar. I would. The one thing I would change is I would have

brought a little bottle. It's free. Yeah, but it was just like, damn, I gotta get my ass up, get a drink, and what if they don't have it at this bar. There's a lot of bars there and they can definitely help you with whatever you want, Like if they don't have a trony one bar, you just gotta go to the next. And then they don't start serving alcohol until ten am, which was my problem because I

was up at seven every morning. But for breakfast they do have Mimosa's and Bloody Mary's um every morning set up for you to get so that was super dope, I will say for people who are asking as well about the all inclusive experience, the drinks were whatever you fucking wanted. And then for the food, they have a habachi grill, they have a pasta place, and one of the nights we went which they had grilled lobster tails a whole. It's a lot of buff It's cruise food.

I like, it wasn't terrible, but it's cruise. My my friends actually really enjoyed the food. Um. They had my akai and salt fish. They have different nights, they had oxtails. They have a lot of variety, a huge variety. They have a salad bar at all times. They have a lot of pastries. I really enjoyed it, and you know, I don't eat a lot, but there was definitely a lot of options and my friends were eating good. They loved it. Um. I will say, it feels like a

cruise on land. It's a cruise on land and something else. That's also exciting if you guys go all inclusive. Also includes the excursions, so you can go scuba diving, snorkeling, kayaking, um, and then they do have other things that you get. They do have massages. The massages you have to pay for, but we got massages while we were there and it was one of the best massages too. You have Sasha too. We both had the same girl and we got it.

And I think the water water you could hear the water, so you could have the option to have uh your massage out by the beach, unearth this little hut on a on a massage bed, or you can get it inside. I chose by the beach, and I do want to I know Mandy said it, but I do want to highlight just one more time that the excursions right, so being able to snorkle, kayak, all of that stuff is included. Yeah, you just there's a time where it's not. Yeah, that

was amazing. UM. Again, if you guys want to check it out, I would say this is a great experience to have, whether you're young, whether you're old, whether you're looking for a trip to have with your boo, your side nigga or your Home Girls, I want to go again. I had a great time. This was definitely much better. I had a great time with my friends because my friends all said that it was their best trip and they've both they've all so lex if y'all listen to

poor Minds. She did a recap about her experience there. Um and then my home girls who just came and they've never been to anything like this. In their Instagram caption, they said this was the best girl group that they like. They had the funnest time. I actually, by the way, I took somebody's edibles, y'all. Me too, y'all. That's why I went to smooth. Let me tell you about this story. Out literally for like two hours. Bitch I was in

this position and I said, I'm about to drown. A move and I literally was falling back into the water and couldn't move because I don't know what type of edibles this ship was. It was a little gummy and she was from California. Bitch I died that night, and I just kept laughing. That's why I didn't go out the third night that This was the one time I judged somebody. So we're at the bar. It was a girl with edibles, right, So she was like, are you

into drugs? That's the first thing she asked me. And I was like, I mean, she's like, you want to eat and you want smoking? What's good? I was like, oh, like dope, Like yea, like, let's smoke. So I smoked with her and she was like, you wan't edibles. I'm like, you know what, I'm not really good on edibles. But I knew I wasn't gonna go out that night because the New Side at night it's basically fucking. So I was like whatever, So I was like, yeah, let me

get one. So I eat the edible and then I started smoking with her and I'm like, where'd you get this weed? Because I see that you flew with the edibles from California. She's like, bitch, I mean this nigga by the caves and he was selling weed and obviously I had no money. Stop and I got the weed. She fucked for weed, Oh bitch. I looked at her like, oh, now I had been what's a pound? What? I don't know what? Most weeds a kilo? I would never throw

shaped bodies their sexual experiences. That never came for me. But when she said she I was like, I have been molded and did Wait. Then the girl next you know, the nigga next to her, goes, are you acting like you better than this? I said, Oh, I'm better than that. I have a con um and this is actually maybe some advice to the men um. So this was maybe our third night there. I did run into a guy who I was ready to get a posted too. I was in the mood. Um. He was very handsome. Don't

judge me, girl black panther with the drids. He was cute. He was cute, very cute. So he was there with two of his girlfriends, um girl friends. He has two girlfriends and it's a yes, so he was there with both his girlfriends. But this was the one place where he was able to deal with other women. So he had met me earlier at the pool and I ended up seeing him, see him seeing him again at dinner. By dinner, he had a whole black panther off it on.

I guess there was a cause. We missed the memo of the cause play night, so everyone did have costumes on. This nigger had a whole the claws and everything. Bitch. I was like, okay, well, Conda forever. So we're flirting. This man is tall, skinny, he's probably like six four six six three six four, with dreads, dark skin, Wakonda forever bitch, and a whole black panther costume. So we're flirting. I had already let him know, like, well, you're cute,

you're handsome. He was only thirty three, so he wasn't that old, and I let him know, I'm probably gonna give you this pussy. So we're flirting, we're talking, he's all over me, we're doing shots together. Next thing I know, I don't and I kept saying possibly, like you know, I'm flirting, not wanting to make it seem like we can go right now. And because I'm with all my friends, next thing you know, we're at the bar and he's now telling my homegirl how beautiful she is, and so

I pulled her to this. I pulled him to the side, and I said, this is what you get for being greedy. You ain't sucking either of us now. So my con would be that you're at a sex resort, so you're just maybe trying to get whatever pussy you can, and you may actually go from thinking you won't get one pussy to two pussy to know pussy because niggas is greedy. So I was literally like, Nigga, you had me. I was down, and now he's like no, I was just you don't think it was like a thresomething he wanted.

It wasn't gonna happen. But I'm also one, so I'm I'm often the friend where I put niggas onto somebody. I'm also very dominant in the sense where I want to nig obsessed with me. So as soon as I see you may have eyes from my friend, Oh, I'm just go ahead and foot with my friend. And I wanted Nigga to have his eyes only for me. I'm a snowball off that when I'm so, there's a part of me that's like Mandy it's a sex resort. But I will say that at that point I felt like

he was just trying to get whoever. But I will say I had a very one thing that I felt like it was a lot of quantity over quality. I didn't like that people were just like ready to fund everybody like I am more of a person like I would rather have talked and enjoyed a couple like that's kind of my ship. When I've been a sexst I have never had someone say anything to me like I want to see what your posting looks like. So the fact that it was eleven a m did piss me off.

And I understand I can't get all like above myself with it because it's a sex resort. However, I've been to some nice parties where I've been with a nigga. They start talking, They're like, it's implied already, you know what I'm saying, Like, at least talk to me a little bit before you're like jumping down my throat. Well, and he was. We talked earlier that day. Um, I will say another thing, Guys, if you're going to go ladies, if you go, I met a couple, can go ahead.

This is how you know. Niggas was old. I said, I want a nigga with a cano hat. What the fund is wrong with me? But he was cute, he had a beard, he was very kay nigga looked like slim thug a little bit. Um. He was kids, so I was kind of vibing with him. He saw me on my first day there. Finally I meet his wife. I was not interested in the wife, but out of respect. I see he's with his wife. I couldn't believe how much better looking people, way better than his wife. I

was like, damn dog. Even Switz was like, yo, these niggas losing the niggas was a nigga to say that about you, Like I've been seeing niggas that look decent with It's just like yeah, so um, I'll say. So we go to talking and finally I meet the wife. I'm respectable. I say hey, He's like yeah, she's yeah. I thank you so much for coming up to me because I see my my husband's been checking you and

you guys have been having conversations. But let me tell you, we've been here fifteen times, and what I don't like is how women will try to sneak around me. And I don't understand he liked to go and sneak off with bitches without me knowing. And then I could tell it was on some jealousy ship and they are not communicative as a couple. So I was like, oh, let me not involve myself with this. And I said, well, it was a pleasure meeting you. This is why I'm

gonna respect you and him and thank you. And after that. When I see it, I guess apparently he moves a little messy when he's at that result, I was like, this is the couple that I want to play with. I also didn't really want to play with her. I would have just played with him. So actually, let's take this time to say, fellas that listen to this podcast, A lot of you use our show as a way

to get your girls to open up. And I'm gonna be real, I love meeting you' all the live shows because the bitches like don't like us until they get get the energy and they're like, OK, that's what happens. Do not use hedonism an excuse to fund other people. I can totally see it making somebody uncomfortable, mainly because if your girl isn't into other women, if you don't want your girl sucking other niggas, but this is like

your way to get a threesome and whatever. Like, it's just not the place people are so open and free, and it is very overbearing that you and you make it jealous about if you think you'll get jealous about other beautiful women like you have to take it for what it is. We're here for three days. We're probably never going to see you again. Just get over it, you know, like, don't go in there with any apprehension.

This also may be the place where you can let those go, but I think you do need to There needs to be a conversation if you go with a partner. There was a girl that I noticed. There was a nigga I was looking at and he would be alone for a second. She would like run right behind him, and I was like, Oh, wow, she don't really want him out here like alone or she that either means she don't trust him. They haven't laid their rules down,

you know what I'm saying. Like, because I'll be real with you, I didn't need to make rules with swits. But when I was talking to Beard, Vea and Scissors, it was like, Okay, if one of us asleep and are y'all gonna have through some someone up, Like we were talking about things like that, what would this be like? What is his experience going to be like? And he was like, are we going to like we're gonna other couples like talking that through talking through all the scenarios

because they will be thrown at you. There's a lot of different scenarios. So I'm sure. I didn't think he was gonna come in a bit, and then the husband was gonna come right after. I'm bitch, I'm sure that I didn't think I was gone for an hour. Mandy was all right, y'all, I'm gonna taking that literally. That's all you had to do was turn around, came back listen. Um. I hope that you guys maybe took some of our experience.

But luckily we were also recently in the studio with one of our future guests and she also wants to hedonism, So we sat down and asked her how her experience was. So we're gonna go ahead and let you guys listen to what her experience was like at Heiton. Hey guys, we haven't had her yet on the podcast, but she is bringing a ton of good tips and things about

Ben Dom, Ben Doom and swinging Taylor. Taylor McFly, who was a future guest that you guys will be listening too soon, has also experienced hedonism too at the Girl Jamaica, And so we're now sitting with her now and wanted to kind of bring up some of your experience since Wheezy and I have gone through ours. So what was your experience, Like who, So let's start with who'd you go with? So I want with a girlfriend. She is very very like conservative about sex, so I how to

convince her and that was very interesting. Why did you guys choose hedonism? Um? I brought it up to her. I'm like the friend that's always like suggesting the crazy ship. Yeah, She's just like, I'm just like, girl, I'm gonna quarius, you know, I'm gonna suggesting. Is she a friend that you would have fucked? Is she a friend you would have fucked? Yeah? Okay, So like while I was there, you know, like I did eat her pussy and we

played a lot and stuff like that. She's she's really kind of strict about women she kind of interacts with or whatever, but she's she loved just being an environment. So when we got there, the first place we went to was the beach where you know it's all nude and ship. Yeah yeah, And immediately like guys just started went up to us. I was like, look at your thirsty ass. Is Like we literally just sat down, like y'all been here how long? But yeah, so it was

just just seeing everybody naked. But when I went it was so many young black people. I went during Young Swingers Week, So they mentioned that to us before, So what what kind of crowd was that Young Swingers Week? Because definitely the time we went, they were definitely older. So what type of crowd was that Young Swingers Week? And we're they're black people. Yeah, so it was majority black. A lot of them came from Canada. Um, just like an age range maybe between twenty five and thirty. It

was a lot of singles. It wasn't a lot of couples. Yeah, it was a lot of singles. And the guys were like fine, fine, like fine, I don't know what they did, but I'm glad it was there. They playing, Um, they were playing, and then they were part of like they were having like a bodybuilding pageant going on because they

have so they were in two separate pagets. They had one for best Ass, so like the women were doing like the ass pageant or whatever, and that was during dinner, like so while you're eating they have like on stage or whatever doing ship. And then they had a separate one for the men and they all had ripped as bot. When did you go? I went June? It was June. Yeah, it was like June fifth through the tents. Something around you and your friend Marcy. I don't know why. I

just that's why did you and Marcy? Did you guys go into the sex club together? Yeah? How did she feel about it? It's just weird with her, Like she loves the environment and loves watching and love seeing ship, but like she's very like conservative about who she will touch. That's how my friends were, mind you, I'm just like whatever. They were all vanilla until we got there. Then I was just like, I don't know what the fun got

and they goddamn drink. It was so fun. What was your favorite moment of Definitely the jacouzy and like the pool area, Yes, the dude side. I did some fucking over there, Yeah, because you know there's like the pool and there's like this whole little cabana thing or whatever. People go inside and then when they're fucking, it's like ripe aside. I'm curious to know because from what I know, you didn't have sex that he doesn't right, Andy, No, I didn't have sex. So I brought someone so I

had sex with him and we use condoms. But I'm curious to know, like being out and about were you having safe sex. How did that go? Like, oh, all my followers, No, I don't play about safe sex. Were you bringing condoms or did they have it? Or how did that go? So he don provides them, right, Yeah, so he don't provides them. I always make sure there was condoms. Um because I didn't just see him by

the I thought they were in designated sex areas. But I did see a lot of people sucking at the pool, and I think a lot of them were, Like couples are married couples, so I used to just having sex. I'm protected. I think that's what it was like. So a lot of the couples definitely were having sex. I'm protected. But if you want someone else, I know that, even the married people, they brought condoms. Yeah, he does provide for sure. You gotta stand and ship like always. But yeah,

it was it was a good time. Would you go again, definitely. I'm trying to go on October. They're having another Young Swingers Week. Really, I think it's the beginning of October. Okay, I'm trying to go for longer there. How many days were you there? I was only there for about like four days, say, but I want to do like a week? What was your biggest takeaway, Like what what did you enjoy the most? That people really out here doing this ship and and just being like care free and don't

give a fuck, Like that's what I understand. I'm like, people funk all the time. Just go experience like one time, even if you don't funk. There was a lot of people just watching, just as voyers. People ought to be voyers naturally, So I experienced like the voyerism or whatever. But until we got to the sex club. Oh that's right, I didn't go with you. Um, I guess Mandy will

tell you as a story. But she was saying that she was on the bed and like her and her friends were pretending like they were pretending we was moaning, but we just wanted to watch everybody around him because I'm not going front that sex. There's one thing that was very particulars it never happened to me. So we're exploring. I think this is the first night because the nick I was with Gossa Lessie, so I was like, all right,

this is walking around right. So we walked up to the door of the sex club and you had to remove your everything and your drink had to be down, so it's really not even like because I've been a sex parties, I've sent my drink and watched and I've been clothed. I was like, all you had to take off before you even get into the room. They make you. At one point at the nude side, I wanted to get pizza and I had to. I'm gonna tell you

about it. Yeah, it was amazed. So I guess what, what advice would you give to any of the listeners who may want to attend Hedonism or any other sex like resort. What would be your advice? Go to open Mind? First of all, just know you're about to see people fucking, like fucking fucking yeah. Yeah, Like I think some people go and think, oh they're gonna suck, but it's gonna be in a private room and I ain't gonna see it. No, people gonna sunk wherever they want to fuck, and you're

gonna see that ship. Did you see a lot of that daring young swingers w Yeah, just sucking everywhere. I was shocked and I was sorry we didn't I didn't see. I saw a lot at the prude side, and I wasn't ready for rood side. So what I didn't understand. I will say I thought the frud side, man, you do keep the clothes on. It just means you can keep them on if you want to, because the nude side you're required to take them right exactly. So it

was the whole goddamn resort. There's no escaping this goddamn at all. Well, I'm glad that you were able to share a little bit of your experience, UM and we're gonna get back to Wheezie and Eyes experience UM over the fourth of July week at Hedonism. So thank you again, Taylor for letting us know how you experience here. Alright, So that was Taylor's experience again. She is going to be a guest on one of our future episodes. I

hope that you guys are looking forward to it. Also, I did bring my equipment with me while I was at the resort, so instead of a bonus clip at the end of this episode, you guys are gonna hear me asking one of the people who are responsible for bringing other black swingers to the resort. So this is I want to say a good friend of mine, because we've actually started talking and communicated after we left. I'm in a group chat on WhatsApp with her and her husband.

But I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys listen to what she thinks this resort means how she brings couples, um and other swingers and people interested in this lifestyle to hedonism. And again, she's black, she's in her thirties, she's wonderful. So at the end of this episode, I'm gonna leave you a clip of my interview with the woman and person who was in charge of the Sunny Grooves tour. Now, if you guys want to explore this website,

it is hedonism dot com. If you end up booking a vacation, we are affiliates with this resort and you can use the code horrible. It does not get you a promotional rate, but who knows what it will get us at some later point in time. We would like the resort to know that, you know, our show's got some holes in weight on it, and maybe they'll end up doing a deal for us. We don't know, but for right now, it starts off with the code horrible. So we would invite you guys to go on this

trip and then let us know your experiences. I would love to hear you We cannot wait to hear that. So if you go to Hedonism, if you use that horrible code, detail that experience in an email, and that's gonna be our homemail for the week. We have no helmail this week because all you'll do we ask questions on the pitches, So I hope that we answered all of your questions that you may have about Hedonism in

the Grill Jamaica. Again, check it out. This is probably one of those experiences that you definitely want to get in before your lifetime, so do it as soon as you can. And again, I'm hoping to experience this again, and we think I would both love to hear y'all's experiences. And before we sign out, we do want to let you guys know that this episode has been brought to you by Hedonism, So thank you Hedonism too for allowing us at your resort and letting us experience this and

sharing it with you guys today. So once again, shout out to Hedonism, and I want to give a huge shout out to Denise who was our host while we was there, who was absolutely amazing. So once again, check out Hedonism. That's h E. D O N I s M dot com. Thank you again, and we hope that you guys enjoyed this week's episode. This has been yet another episode of horrible decisions. Hey, it's your girl, Mandy, and I'm here at the Grilled Jamaica of course where

Hedonism Too. And I'm here with one of the group host of the Sexy Grooves Tour. Can you go ahead and let us know your name, where you're from, what you're doing, how long you've been doing this? Well, my name is I am out of Dallas. I'm originally from l A. I'm here with my husband and we brought a group the Sexy Grooves Tour. Um, we came about thirty five people. I'm sorry, y'all, I'm losing my boy. We've both been drinking. We have both been drinking, being

and drinking and yes, but we've had a great time. Um, we've been here all week and um, just enjoying ourselves. So you and your husband, hostess, can you explain to our listeners, Um, how you and your husband came about starting uh tour to come to Hedonism Too. So, UM, it's always been his dream, you know. We we met traveling actually, and I lived in l A and ended up moving to Dallas because I fell in love. So you know, we just enjoy traveling. We enjoy bringing our

people and having a good time. So we wanted to um introduce it to new people and UM different demographic and just really enjoy ourselves. And UM, because I have friends all the time, like you're always traveling, I want to come and come, and really that's how it kind of started. So if you guys know anything about hedonism to this is an adult only, clothing optional resort where kind of anything goes. So can you let me know

how you've introduced the this lifestyle to maybe friends. And I want you all to know she's melanated, she's beautiful. So this is one of the black hosts with one of the black groups who have brought our people here. So no, you're not gonna see all white, wrinkled up old people like you guys have been asking us. She does have a black group. So how did you introduce

this to your your friends, your family and your followers? Uh? Friends, We kind of we have a group of friends that we know in Dallas, and we've kind of just expanded from there because, like I said, we travel a lot, so we've met people all over and have you know, been traveling with them and come with them and people meet us even here. You know, we've met people who

were like, oh, I didn't know. You know, there were groups that come we you know, I just booked with my husband, and so that's kind of how it grows, you know. So a lot of our people that we've met, I met in other states and other parties and other locations, and um, not um everyone is lifestyle. My husband and are full swap swing a swinger couple, um, but not everybody is lifestyle. You can come here, you can get naked and lay on the beach if that's what you're into.

You can watch some freaky sh it if that's what you're into, and you can participate if that's what we're into. So you know, I'm gonna ask because I think everyone wants to know, what is probably the wildest thing that you've seen? Maybe here, I hate anen, what is the wildest thing you've seen? Uh, there's some crazy stuff like that, but it's I mean, it's really whatever you're into. Let me think, Let me think, let me think. There was a lot of fucking in the pool. Actually on the

way here, there's a jacouzy that I got lost. There's jacuzy that I end up passing and I hear like moaning, so I helped forget where I was going. Then said a walk because I like to watch. So, I mean, you can see a lot of stuff. I've saw a girl with like four guys a gang bang, she asked. I saw her pick out who she wanted. They walked out the pool and went to the playroom and um, ma'am, ma'am, we need to we need to come across the gang

bang while we're here to say, you know, um, I guess. Also, could you let me know how someone would get in contact with Sexy Grooves Tour or how they can come to know about your UM parties or events coming up here or anywhere else in the States. Okay, Well, we have a website www. S G three E n T dot com. You can book through the website. We're also on social media. Sunny Groove Entertainment is UM, Facebook and

UM Instagram. Okay, and what would you what would be your biggest tip or advice to someone looking to come to a resort like this. I think a lot of people are nervous about even just coming here. I've seen also a lot of comments on our Instagram, like I've always wanted to go there, but I don't know what to expect. What would you tell someone as kind of a way to get get their feet wet, what's coming here? I would say, just keep an open mind, you know, you never it really is what you wanted to be.

It's the best place ever. I have a great time every time I'm here. It's never long enough. I did five days, we did seven days. This time, I'm like, I still need three more days. I'm not ready to go, but um, yeah, just be open minded, you know, don't judge, you know what's not what you're not into someone someone else maybe, and just you know, take it for what it is and get what your fantasy is, you know,

enjoy yourself. So how did you meet your husband and how did you get introduced to the to this lifestyle. I met, like I said, I met him traveling. Um, we were on a vanilla trip, which is for those who don't know, it's just a you know, a typical trip. It wasn't a swingers trip, a vacation, and so um we met there. It was kind of you know, he was in my inbox and whatever whatever, whatever, I didnt

think it was gonna be anything. And then we were long distance, so we would visit each other and he told me he was a swinger and I was like, what, that's a real thing, you know, like black people did that? What do you mean? So he was in the lifestyle as a single guy. Um, and told me about it. And so we visited a couple of clubs um in l A And Dallas and we've been to the one in a club in New Orleans and so just kind of you know, baby step me into it. I didn't

really know it was a thing like the lifestyle. I didn't know it was a I just did freaky ship, you know. I like to funk. I like to watch freaky ship, you know whatever. But it was a whole lifestyle and it's a whole community. So how is it being a black woman with a black man in this type of lifestyle? Like you said, a lot of people don't believe that black people this is this is white people ship and we talk about it all the time,

we call it WPS. But how is it to be a black woman and a black man in this lifestyle. It's fun, we have a great time, but um, yes, there are black people in the lifestyle. There are sexy people, black sexy people in the lifestyle. And is this something that you've um that you share with your friends and family? I think that this is also again where or like it's still kind of taboo. So is this something that you have shared with your friends and family, especially that

you do trips? How did you open up to that with them? I've shared with select friends who I know, you know can handle it. Um. I've shared some to an extent with some family. UM. But I really don't live for any body else. You know, we live for ourselves and he and I as long as we're happy. We always communicate about what we're doing, and you know, we check in and what do you think about this? What do you think about this? We throw ideas off the wall. We had the craziest fantasies and stuff we

wanted to fulfill coming here. So, you know, just open mindedness really is what it takes to be in the lifestyle. I love that. Oh my god, you're making me so happy. Well, guys, we're gonna make sure we put all of the information in this episode. UM, and again, welcome to here anotherand two and the girl. Thank you guys,