Ep123: Top 10 Cities To Be A Heaux

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and d c O dot com. Now let's get on with the show. Welcome, oh no bit, because that's what got us kind getting kicked out of the guy. Listen. I don't welcome if you never heard the episode where slets but listen, we walk into fucking Last Lap to celebrate Mandy's listen, departure of my career self employment. Technically we've been self employed and working the same time. So we walked into Last Lap, which I go to weekly, right because it's so do I I go there weekly.

My friend Carlott us kicked out. She got us kicked out. It wasn't me, It was her. It was definitely it was her. It was you. It was her. It was you. Anyways, Hi guys, welcome, it's Monday. And it wasn't like, can you can you keep it down here? I don't remember I did very serious, like, sir, the doors were open, so to me, we can use outside voices. The doors were open. No, that's fine. Welcome guys, it's Monday. You're at your desk. Sorry for the blue, but you know

we heard out. Um it's horrible decisions. I'm your girl, Mandy b a k A debt bitch a k A no longer working a k A A fucking hazard to my health because nigger I was upset. We had to walk outside. No, first off, we only walked outside because I said, oh, sir, I have to keep my voice down. I will take my money elsewhere. And I liked, it wasn't even our money, it was it was someone else's money. But still I wasn't gonna spend those coins there while

I have to be quiet. So then we walk out and the owners are across the street, and I know both the owners, so I'm like, your chef just kicked us out. Well, he said we were being too loud. It was Carla. It wasn't even me, bro, it wasn't even me. I just said, sorry, you serious, That's what I said in my really white voice, like sorry, serious, right now, this we almost I thought we were gonna get kicked off the plane because no, you didn't. Yes, I did. I didn't tell you because you know you

didn't tell me. I had to tell me. We was there and I have only taken one flight together. And I didn't even want her to be by me. I said, she did you ask to sit by me? I was so confused. We didn't even have seased by each other. And She's like, oh, no, just tell her to go take my seat. And I was like, because this was to fucking Houston. I said, this is a long flight, man, this is damn near west coast. Three hours. You show

you want to sit, right. I only wanted to sit with her because we had a lot of the ship to discuss. Right. So we're getting on the plane and Mandy's like, beach, I brought si baby, Sup, I'm gonna be taking pictures. You know what I'm saying. We had the four seasons. Oh damn bitch, I'm gonna be taking all the pictures home, I said. And I said, well, we're only there for three days. She said, so pussy and hope I'm fornna still put my mother ship. I didn't bring quite a few bits. We get on and

I was like, oh my fucking god, listen. And then I told her Mandy can keep it down. She's like, oh, why, bitch, I paid my money just like they pay their money. I do not sound this way. Holy fucking shit. What type of impersonation are you doing? You think, ma'am? We I have known you a long time. That's me. That's the you hope that but it is no. She will not. I thought that we do. We put a we put a segue into a catchup, not catch up like highs bit shut up wait for people who have not listened

to the show. This is not a good representation of me. I call the fun down. Damn it. Anyway, y'all, we're gonna do a catch up because y'all haven't gotten just I wouldn't even try. You don't want ano. The best part when Mandy and I have to do carfriendce calls with people. Mandy is one like her fucking accounting room professional until she hears something she doesn't like. Let's say, I don't believe yeah, I don't know like that one.

Remember when that one company, So there was a company that wanted to acquire horrible decisions and give us a certain amount of money. She was like, oh no, because we're already making a certain amount of money not here, so y'all need talking about it. Number we even doing, don't I don't recall. I'd be really professional and accountant as um. I'd be accountant spot to be accounting this hole anyway though, Anyway, I like Cat Sexy say that ship.

We are going to start with a catch up, because I don't feel like we've caughten up with y'all, like in real life cotton caughting. It's a word calling up, calling caught in technically as a word cotton. I don't even need to do the voice again because y'all niggas have it coton. We haven't caught up technically, that's how it spelled. You are a fucking technically it is because you served me fucking two percent beer and that's probably got some other times. Now, this here's the excuse, and

I can't wait for this to happen. Whenever Mandy would say shit fucked up, she'd always be like, y'all, I just got off work, I'm exhausted. Wow, we're gonna be recording at what daytime? Chilling perfectly sober? You had a Seltzer water man. Now you want to call it the Seltzer water and see what I'm motherfucking talking about. I told that Hope bring me some beerd that Hop brought myself a lot anyways, but let's come, yeah, let's calling up. What's been going on with you? Well? Well, I brought

it up on the episode with Um Shan. I'm talking to somebody and I like him to it um. In the group chat, we've been trying to figure out a nick name for him, and he knows he possibly will be getting a nickname on here soon. I just don't know. The group chat wants to call him ball Bay, but I don't want to call him bald bay. So right, Oh, but he's not. He's so fine, So I don't know. I haven't come up with a name from him, like baldy. I'd be like, why ain't got hair, bitch, because I

deal with niggas and niggas. He's true. I'm just saying like, I feel like if I had no idea what he looked like, I'd be like, Mr Clean is like bald. If I think a ball baby, I'm thinking of boards cool. J'all hope, Hello, Okay, he balled. I think let's get another one. Yeah. I don't know the name that I'm gonna call him yet, but I do like him. I don't want to babies Beard Bayball Bay like doing too

much booty band. It's way too much bbs. You're right, um, So I mean with him, it's it's really we're taking a slow we're becoming friends. Uh. I know, it's it's cool with him, I guess for y'all don't know when we're dropping this episode, but I am, of course, like Wheezy announced, um away from my job. Now, I departed. I departed from my accounting career. You'll shut them up. Um. As most of you guys know, I've been working at a big four firm um for the last year and

I left it. And probably one of the most exciting things about leaving actually was, first off, my partner digs me. I said, y'all, will not bring the cake on my last day. I said, I don't want to do a speech. I'm not phony and I'm not. Yeah. So basically, anytime somebody quit, they order a cake or banana plant in and shipped for the whole floor. So the whole floor comes to the desk and you kind of say a speech like it has been so great working with all y'all.

I said, y'all ain't gonna make me do that phony as ship. I don't like these people like that, so I said. So they actually offered to take me to lunch. So I hand picked who was going to be taken to this lunch with me, and it was really good. Bro in my with my partner, I finally got the cool accountants that know how to actually have a conversation because any other lunch is fucking like, who let me

go back to my desk because there's no personality. So and I did work with sellers, but they're so weird. So even if even at this lunch with my partner, we're talking about the new Beach, which we started talking about feminism, but we were talking about to where my coworker was like, I would have never said that in front of the partner, but I was like, this is my last say. He even let us order margarite. This bitch.

He really liked me, So it was cool. But like I was gonna say, one of the most exciting things about leaving was that no one has really left a Big four to do what I've done, even in my exit interview, they're like, are you serious, Like, I've never heard anyone say they're leaving to be an entrepreneur in

this space. Oh so I did so much, to the point that my senior manager, my counselor even like other coworkers started opening up to me about their creative things, like so one of my senior managers used to do wants to be a screenwriter and also used to do improv and record it did a whole fucking season. So it was exciting for me to just hear how they all have creative things, but being an account and it kind of sucks you dry and you have no time

to do. I think the reason that it's easy for us to quit our jobs is because the salary that I had with my job, which I made that in five months, my salary, I just made it. First off, we're saying it's too much about money out here, but I'm broke because I'm so basically I didn't make bro I didn't make my salary and like five months, but annually, yeah, I made of what I made. And I was like, all right, well the fuck it, I'm not about to work for hours week. No, no, don't get me wrong.

It would have been nice to make twos, but also the same. I was running myself then between juggling work and cdcast coming into the office like just privately, like leaving the tour, hate where I worked, and not even be able to say what I did this weekend. People like, oh, you're gonna see your momy, and you want to see your momy and it was terrible, like showing them videos look at this show this weekend only to the staff though, like the staff, and like the low level seniors, not

the upper like the upper manager. But you know, I left a place. So I left my top of six and a half years, a company of six and a half years. And it's even the reason I moved to New York for money, because I became so good at B two B and corporate and TECHT selling that I was like, fuck it, I'll make more money. Um I got a forty dollar increase in my just my salary alone by the new company, plus you know, making way more commission. And I was so miserable. So it was

so hard. They were so judgy, and it's like with more money, the more stuck up they got, Like I'm making all this money to fucking like I took off a blazer one day. I think I told you because I got hot, and they're like, whoa those tattoos and I was like, funck yo. The last company I did, they were hosting the Gay Pride parade dog So it's just like my company was very and that's that's another part like so that I think was the harder part with me leaving my job was I actually grew to

love the company that I worked for. I loved the people, some of the people that I was working with, and I was happy. I think the Yeah, the company was great. Um, I would definitely go back. Um. However, even with leaving, I don't even know if I would go back into accounting bro which is crazy because it's just like, I know,

I don't love it, so bitch. I went to this little party and they said I could be an A and R. So I don't know, maybe I'll do that because I have a really good music taste and they asked me who should be on one of these next singles of one of their artists, and they said, right, I'm just saying I could be a motherfucking and god damnit. Um, but yeah, okay, catch up. For me. Uh oh, I gotta tell this one thing. I went with Beard Bay

and his sister to see Sleep No More. I don't know if anybody has heard of this, but I got the idea from Broad City. There's a Broad City episode where they go to this interactive play and you basically follow actors into different rooms, but you're watching a play. It's like a version of Macbeth. You put on a mask, you're in this warehouse. It's at the McKitterick Hotel. I

think it was like a hundred all the parts. I don't know my baby favorite, but anyway, I don't know how much it was, but the experience was fucking sick. You can't speak when you're in there. You could be pulled anyway. And I was kind of scared at first because a little dark, and I was like I was hanging onto him, he said, like an umbilical cord. But then finally, like once I started to experience it, it it

was amazing alone. So like basically you're watching the play go on, and when the actors are done with the scene, they'd leave. They might go down the stairs, they might go up the stairs, they might crawl into the bed. There was nudity. Um, she was washing this dude in the bathtub. It was so fucking amazing. So I followed lady mate McBeth the entire time. Um, I watched her, watched herself, I watched him make out in the bed,

fighting the bed. It was so good. Then there's the scene at the dinner table where like someone's cut and bloody. They were fighting and then girls started kissing. Huh. I'm just saying you, I should have left it out. I mean, if you have, you're coming to New York. If you live in New York, sucking experience. This ship is the best play I've ever seen. It was one of the

best experiences I've ever had in my life. Um. Second to that, UM got some new dick hollow Yeah, good, really good, And I've had it before, so I haven't had this dick in years. And if you guys remember, I was showing Mandy a video from a guy fucked in Switzerland. I played ball out there. I don't know what to call him in my phone. He was switched for a long time, so we're but he's like, that's what.

So Switz and me linked up and I honestly, it was kind of just like whatever, He's fine, but like I don't need to link with him, right, And when I did, god damn, I miss get niggas. So we get in his car, right what carry on? And there's some like niggas outside. I don't know if they're saying something to me and they're saying something to him. Mind you heat balls. So it's not like this nigga is

like trapping or nothing. And I saw him is going out their most glove compartment, was like holding that ship and looking at them niggas and I was like, yeah, my pussy was like because of the gun, I don't know, you know what. Problem. So then we're getting upstairs his fucking apartment and he too, he has this lot of cash that he had to remove from the car and then like tells me to hold the gun. I was like, oh,

I can't. I would prefer to hold the money. But then O, wait, this stuff should turned me on, like motherfucker. Like Beard Bay and I are we have a lot of intellectual conversations. I mean, we're connect on a different level. But he he hood like that, so he's not he's not, which is no fucking problem, right, um, But we get to this new place and I'm just like, yeah, so it's been up with you And he's like you just want to sit in front of me like that, Come on,

go ahead, what do you do? He's from he's from Atlanta. I don't think so not like that. You want me to suck his suck his dick while he smoke a blunt bro. So I just really I've a sucking beard based for so long. Like you know, when you can sucking someone for a minute and the sex is good to you kind of just forget to tell each other just actually, I don't not forget was exceptional. I mean, like you gotta tell him every time we talked about

our sex after sex. We talked about in texts. But like the way that this nigga acted switch when I sucked his dick was like next level because I'd be given sucking dick like that, Like you know what I'm saying to me, it's not a big deal. I was sucking this nigga dick and he was looking at me like, oh my fucking god, mind you we sucked six years ago. I was like, yo, I have NM fruit. He was like, yo, you about to make me calm stop? And I was

like which I was so proud of. No, I don't think that that's something that's said a lot, like when we're sucking dick, those words of affirmation, like the words of affirmation while I'm stucky, Like bro, I was just seven and I was sucking. Do you know this nigga said he felt it in his toes and I was like yo, and I got like, I said, damn, I'm sucking it to where you feel it in your toes. That's what I mean. It's lawyers of affirmation, not like we don't talk about And it's funny because me and

Beard Bays love languages. Is physical touch and affirmation both of us. But tell me, I think that we talked about sex in a different way, Like we're long distance, so we're constantly talking about it while away. I don't know if he's acted like that recently because I suck dick like that. This nigga was like, yo, I woke up in the morning and I was like, yo, I'm kind of tired. He was like, Yo, you just suck that again. This. I was so proud. You should have

seen me. I was just like, I really just was sitting perched up like anyway his body is so fucking sick. I didn't even gonna hold John. It's all trying to show me his dick. I just looked at the abs. I wasn't even trying to look at the dick. I was like, he has how many is that? It's like it was like eight six. I didn'tven look at the dick and he went up to like the second abb. It was kind of high on the apps and I was like, get out the way, dick. I want to

see my ads, right. I didn't want to see the d His body is fucking crazy. So whatever, I'm about to like jump in the uber. I'm about to leave, and this nigga starts doing push ups. What is dick out? And I was like, oh, I realized that I am now I need to start sucking athletic niggas, like, oh, the one who shades me for the last two years for fucking ball players. I need to start sucking more athletic niggas. I didn't say, I don't know about to

start ball players. Hypocrasy and what you have done with like like you to stop. You never like to recollect my thoughts and my statement. That's a miss. I'm at Bernie Sanders. That was a mischaracterization of what I meant to say. What I meant to say was I like the niggas down so ballplayer met No, no, no, no, no, oversees ball play your man. I'm not fucking no NBA niggs. Bro. Oh So because he's overseas, it makes it differentbody knows him.

It doesn't count. They could. I don't have to like walk somewhere and see this nigger and I don't have to meet another teammate and see like, no, what's the problem. Plus he's done for like he has teammates. No, he's tall as people are gonna probably when you'll go out. You played basketball. He looked like all basketball playing. Okay, so it's the same thing. But the point is they just don't want his autograph. I can't because I've already sucked one NBA player. I'm not about to do it again,

even though that was like five years ago. But still one does it count because he don't out the NBA? Now, it still counts, bro, But like I guess it doesn't. It's not a real it's still fucking counts. Okay, Well then no, I'm not sucking another one. That's it. Euro and then the one NBA I had. Anyway, I'm gonna get that Swiss dick again before you go back to Europe for this Listen, I'm already like seeing where I ain't gonna hold you now that I ain't got no job.

Let me give me the couple a couple over seasons. I'll come see you. Where are you at? I got a past, so like to the point, okay, I'm only um, so me and him, so we're not together, like so it's different. Yeah, but so um we did have the conversation because now that we are like we're talking still friends, I don't know if we're gonna move it up the ladder to dating and relationship. Like we talked like he caught me bay like it's getting serious. Um, but it's

kind of like a donut. Don't tell I told him, I said. So he doesn't live in New York. He lives in another city. No, not yet, I'm planning to see him. No, we just be facetiming a lot. We we FaceTime like every day we've been talking. If you have met we met online, then you don't need to not be talking about like how you can't n yet we're not and that's where I was going. You didn't even Okay, not that is where I'm going, Like no,

but but he also be out a lot. So it's like even we we've talked about if we were together, if we were to be together, the conversation of what it would be, and I'm like, but we don't live in the same city. I'm not gonna stress myself about what you're doing. The flight is only hour and a half, so and it would be cheap because I had a homeboy who played for the team that's in this city. I'm just saying during the fall, bitch round trip tickets

like sixty dollars on American. Not even Spirit because I'm not above Spirit. Pussy down. But like, so we had that conversation and I was like, listen, like whatever, can you stop trying to mouth ship like we're not fucking recording, stop trying to I didn't say stop trying to drop names, broke. I didn't say his name. I said the city. I didn't know if we could do this city. No, I'm not saying the city. So he's well known in his city, so I'm gonna calm down with saying the city. You see,

how we'd be getting caught up. Look how we were learning. We are learning. It's to the point where we even talked about and he's like, I know what you do. And I see that I may get talked about and people may put two and two together one day, but I know he's one that I don't think it's fully comfortable we yet with if people, you know, start guessing and all that stuff. So I was like, don't worry,

it's gonna be secretive. But I like him. But I did tell him, like I want him to be as open with me as possible as to what makes him feel uncomfortable and what doesn't. And he is older, he is above forties, so Jesus christis is different for me. Um And it's cool. We we talk. It's maybe steps. I'm not rushing into it. But at the same time, I'm getting my still my my back blown out. So I'm living gut. I'm not complaining, still sucking my friends from time to time. I'm I'm living a great life

over here. Actually I feel the same, you know. I just think that I've been like so invested right in my throatle that I realized, like I can't move to either city. Something no time soon, and the way the trend goes, we all see each other about like every three weeks, like I get some pussy here, I guess some dick or both or whatever. And that's not enough. Nothing is ever enough for you. That's true. That may be something you need to speak to your therapist about. Well.

I think my therapist is very proud of me. He's like, you know what, this is the healthiest relationship you've been in. He's like, you sound totally happy. It sounds like your partners are understanding. He's like, I think you're in a really good and safe situation. He's like, and honestly, until it's a problem, don't make it a problem. Don't future funk yourself. I know, don't future Um. We're gonna go

ahead and get into our vanilla's ship for this week. Um. But before we get into the vanilla ship, I actually did want to go on a tiny, a tiny little rant. Um, And I honestly don't give a fun quiet offend. Um. And you didn't even know I was going to go on this rant. But let me find this goddamn about the M word. Um, So it's not it is actually about you, skinny bitches. Um. So real quick as a lot of you guys know I you know, went through

the weight loss surgery and everything. So Tabria um major posted retweet from someone her name she has, um the Thick, The Thick. Yeah she's a model, but um they have a podcast called The Thick or something like that. Um so she she retweeted something that I then read reposted on my page. Um it's from at Mark Queen Jude. Basically, teen Vogue put that body positivity is just for fat girls, being a myth. Mark Queen Jude. Yes, Mark Queen Jude retweeted and said, high teen Vogue, this is trash and

I'm going to tell you why. Body positivity is a political movement that began as a fat liberation movement by fat black and brown women. Um so I just reposted that and some white woman where her skinny ass white privilege wanting to feel oppressed somehow. That quite the wait. Wait, teen Volks said body positivity is being just for fat girls the myth. That's that's ma'am. That's what they mean by that. And bitch I had a problem with it.

Let me finish. Could I finish, my god damn Ran, then you could check me about basically teen Vogue put that it was a myth that body positivity is just for meaning, meaning that it's for everyone. Someone dispelled that and said, no, it was actually a movement started by black curvy women embracing our big fucking bodies. And so I reposted this. One of our followers said, full court pumps. I am now unfollowing you, unsubscribing to horrible decisions, and

I can't believe you could be so close minded. Skinny girls struggle hashtag, she put and said that she's been struggling with being skinny her whole life, and how dare I go against skinny girls? So I went on a motherfucking rant because I have a problem. This is very All lives matter to me, and I get that some women may feel uncomfortable in their bodies even when they're small.

That's fine, But I really don't think that any skinny person will ever be able to step into the shoes or know what it's like to be a bigger woman, specifically fat. It doesn't matter what country you're in, this is a global thing. You guys have always been able to find clothes that fit you. You have not like we're shamed to where we feel like we aren't deserving of partners that we should be lucky for whoever wants us back. We can't again buy things that fits us.

And so the fact that she came to me on this skinny girl struggle bullshit like I was going against her, like I said, just was very all lives matter um

of her. And I just want you all to know that when I do hashtag body positivity and I talk about my weight loss, and even if I'm not the size that I was last year, like, there's still just a lot of things that go on like it's still which I still just be buying largest and then be mad when it don't fit, just because as meant, like, my mentality still has not brought me to the point that I'm smaller, and just everything that I've gone through

is being a bigger girl. I just want to say fuck you, not to the skinny women, but for those of you who sit here and want to bring your body positivity bullshit. When you're skinny, I do I feel offended. Y'all will never know what it feels like to be big, fat and look down upon in society from both men and women because of your size. Even even so much

so recently with Nike even bringing fucking big mannequins. Now there's a problem that there's sucking big mannequins and fucking Nike, and it's like, so, y'all want fat people to work out. Now Nike's embracing like larger bodies and making these mannequins for bigger women. It was just like, listen, at the end of the day, it's the huge as fuck you, I would say, like a size sixteen who does fit fitwear for Nike, a Nike influencer on nig So here's

my feelings about that. The term body positivity to have to exist means that there's shame around something. What does media show us is thin or women better? Yeah? Men as well? Yeah for sure. So I think it does do a disservice to sit here and say like that, yes, body positivity should exist for all people. But I think it's more of an unspoken thing like, of course all

lives matter, but don't wear the fucking T shirt. You know what I'm saying, Like, of course body positivities for everybody, but don't discredit the struggle of bigger women and more specifically big people. Yes, but big women especially like, yeah, so even when it comes to actors and actresses and things we see, we've always seen bigger people on TV, but never really women, right, Like it's like dudes like

comedians even that are bigger than never really women. Like I think it's I think you're absolutely right, and I mean, I don't think I'm skinny. But so I ended up the vanilla beside six eight and you wanted to like we not even say that I wanted to say, but no, I mean I've never for body positivity. What it means to me is like even in my size, which is skinny to some people, like I've had people comment about my stomach or my role that I feel like you

can't even be have tag body positivity. But I don't do body positive. Okay, I just talk about having I don't care to talk about that because to me, girls that are my size don't get shamed. So I don't have. So you're saying you feel like I can't do that. I don't want to do that. I'm not a representation

for body positive people. But what I do like to talk about is my poopa because I don't think that my body's perfection and I don't really care that I have some roles like to me, like this is normal women's bodies. Like I don't really know many women my friends girls I funk that are washboard stomachs. I just don't when I'm on but when I'm on Instagram, that's all I see. So to me, I like embracing the pupa.

But it's not this like, oh body positivity ship. I mean you could, you could call it that, but that's not what I'm about. I'm just more like ownership of me as a person. So I want to shout out to my friend Lily because we ended up getting into a little debate um during this conversation in my rant on Instagram, So she sent me this UM, and I wanted to just embrace my obese women, my fat p h a t women, um, and my BBW is out there. Um. I have a list real quick of ten the top

ten countries that celebrate female obesity. Baby um. I will say one of them I shouldn't even be on the list because it says the population is fourteen thousand. I'm like, bitch, that's like my high school. But here are the top ten countries celebrating female obesity. So shout out to my BBWs. If you are in any of these countries, that means the men love you and you can probably always find something that fits you. UM. So that The number ten

country is Tonga. UM. This is a small South Pacific island. The next one, ironically is Kuwait. Um of Kuwaiti women are over fifteen years old, r obese. UM. And historically these nomadic desert people came to prize fatness as a sign of health and wealth. Another UM country is Fiji, which I can't even afford to go there. UM number seven, I'm just saying, maybe UM number seven shout out black black Black Jamaica, Jamerica. UM, y'all know they love bit.

They'd be trying to feed a bit. They'd be like Jamaican maybe so annoying with it though, they're like grab your stomach and ship like, no, don't do that, motherfucking shit, nigga. But with nearly sixty five percent of Jamaican females classified as obese, the ideal beach body is nearly twice it's medically appropriate size. In this island nation. Particular emphasis is placed on generous hips and hind quarters. The s Jamaica

a nineteen Jamaica. A nineteen nine study conducted in rural Jamaica associated thinness with sadness, but heaviness with happiness, kindness, and social harmony. There's you know, there's also you know, the octave. And I want to tell you something. So Mandy and I I'm sure by the time you hear this, wee have already been. Mandy and I are book to go cover hedonism in Jamaica and we're going in less than a week. And do you know, no bullshit, this is not me trying to make anyone feel sorry for me.

We're going with one of Mandy's friends, Lex, And I was like thinking. I was like, yo, like niggas is gonna look at me like I'm ugly because I'm so smaller than I have. I don't have an ass like Mandy your legs. I don't have fucking hips like man to your legs. And I was like, these are making niggas gonna be looking at me like it's okay, there's gonna be right men there for you. Um. I'm just saying they're gonna love you. Um, But I'm like the

funny part about you saying that. That was her argument to me my homegirl Lily. Her sister is bigger than her, and she was like the thinkers wasn't even buying me drinks in Jamaica, but she was getting all the free drinks. She like, they thought I was ugly inclusive resort because yeah, no, I could work off face though you know, you know on my hand top up up I want I'm gonna record you headtop. She thinks she could still pussy pop on a handstand, which I don't know what these braids.

I don't know if that's gonna cause you not balance on the table, but no, please don't. Um. Number six, guys is Samola. Number five is South Africa. UM, I want to read this about South Africa. This is also very interesting. So due to the prevalence of AIDS, the association between weight loss and illness has contributed to South

Africa's negative view of anything. The centuries old correlation between higher weight and higher wealth was not overcome by the post apartheid introduction of European size ideals, so large women continue to be favored as their left there as their health lens insight into both their health and financial status. Number four is Afghanistan. Number three is Tahiti. Number two is nah root, never motherfucker heard of it, But it's

that little South Pacific island with fourteen thousand people on it. Um. And then number one, bitch, I'll be mad. Why why you know? I don't even know where it's lesure, no bit, Mauritania. So this bitch, do I say that right now? It's not in the bronx nigga. Now it's not in the fucking bronx nigga. This is actually a drought written West African nation UM, where female obesity is synonymous with beauty and wealth, though less common gavage. I hate you, I

don't know, but it says that um. It says that young girls are actually fed fatty camel milk daily UM to to make sure that they have pounds. Women unable to pack on the pounds at fat farms routinely take to histamans and animal steroids to induce appetite, exercises frowned upon, and women are frequently divorced for their inability to sustain excessive girth after childbirth. So shout out, but but not all to beb motherfucking doubby Mauritania. I probably said that

in the movie Fat Girls. I watched this years ago. Monique was in it and somebody else. I don't know if you ever watched. It was on the little Hood Classics and she went straight BT Block Bust and she went with my auntie and my grandma shout out to them. They loved watching little hood movies. But she went with her skinny friend. It was a cousin or something. I can't remember this movie, and they went on vacation and you know she was everybody was looking at her, funked

up at the pool and ship like that. And then this one fine as African nigga got there, so the skinny friend was like trying to get him, and he was like, I'm not gonna. When I went to Nigeria, bitch a nigga bought me a fucking my own bottle, sent me a champagne bottle. And this was when I was fat and I'm went my home Crystal, and she was like, She's like, I don't think they liked me because she was so much skinnier like than I was specifically at that time. And I was pulling all the

Africans with this weight. But I mean, I could tell you this, like I bought myself some titties, right, Like I have always wanted to be curbier. This just never really happened for me. And more and more, it's like a blessing and a curse, right because I'm so glad that like girls at a curvier and have these white hips. When I was growing up, like it was lit to be skinny and now it's not. And these ain't bought.

These is home grown baby oxtail, rice and peas. Motherfucker you make it's so don't come from my hot dog spaghetti. So hot dog spaghetti. My mom dated this Haitian growing up and he made us hot dog spaghetti and it was just really fucking good. So I'll be making it. You put onions a little bit of catch up. What just make? Reminded me to talk about the Merrow, so

oh yeah, in the middle of the show. No, because they asked what's the best struggle You can't say this, oh they did, But that's not a struggle mill, ma'am. Haitian spaghetti is not a struggle mill. I know there's hot dogs in it, but that doesn't make it a struggle mill. It was really good. We used to ask for it. You have to cut a struggles in struggle meals bro saltaed onions, make it, make it clancy, bitch. It was good. Okay, you don't had hot dogs spaghetty before,

right or no? Maybe or Lando that do those nigga see Now that's a nigga answer. They are not Roman noodles. They are Roman, not Roman. I don't know who Roman is, so I ain't gonna hold you. So what I like to do, So first off, I'm lazy, But what I like to do is like create, like I'm on Chopped when I don't go grocery shop and I'm like, okay, I'm on an episode of Chopped. Let me see what

I can make with what's in my kitchen. So I did just have a struggle mill, and but it was good as funk that I ate it two nights in a ro Let me tell you all my struggle mills. So if y'all is poor or not, just pouring just like yeah, so let me let me tell y'all real quick and then you can finished with DNA dn M my bad um. So my struggle mill that I made that I'm very proud of because it was really good.

So I had some ZD noodles, so I boiled them bitches right then I had a little tuna in the pack in a little bag, so I was like, oh tuna. And then I was like, but let me make it fancy, so bitch, I had my little miss garlic. I had some butter to make like a little butter sauce. But bitch, then I had capers, bitch through the little papers in there with that ship. So it was butter garlic like a butter caper sauce. Bitch with the little noodles, and I put a little protein with the tune in there.

It was like helper bitch PHOTOO real good and ate that bitch two nights in a row, but it was good. That is a definite jailbird talking to. I've never been to jail, but I do date guys that have y'all love when I talk about ninety day fiance. But I would love to recommend watching jail birds on Netflix. It was so good. I he was talking through the toilet. So when that bitch was talking to through the toilet and she was like, damn, Nick, you got me out

here stupid like the fun but that's all I say now. Then, no, it was really good. I had a girlfriend and she was his OUTBI. He was like, you know, I mean I'm gonna get out because I was with you that night. In fact that it was real life, though, Bro, I will say it touched on the point. Oh, I probably shouldn't say it. I'm not I'm not gonna go to her. I'm not. I don't know, But I was gonna talk about how niggas be getting these dumbass white holes. Bro,

I'm sorry they were so dumb on that show. And then what really bothered me. I actually was very glad that they didn't make the black girls look the white girls look dumb as fun on that show. But here's here's my problem with what actually was a narrative that I don't think has been talked about. So the nigga was in there, I guess stabbed one of the girls. The other girl that monster stabbed her, and they had other women trying to convince her to be like, he

didn't hit you. I don't believe he hit you. And I think that that happens a lot when you are in domestic violence situations. But for another woman not to believe another woman on domestic violence, I was looking at that like that's been to jail for a while and the person that held him down. That's the next If y'all and y'all have a situation like that, I know, somebody please have them come on the show. That'd be great. But I wanted to say one more thing before we

stopped talking about it. Not that the white girls looked dumber, but that show was very equal with how many white girls and black girls was on there. And I find that when I watch a lot of locked up shows is mainly niggas, and I don't like that. Yeah, now I agree with that. I liked that. Um damn, we already forty missing and ahead quick, it was right. No, yeah,

I'm sure you'll bring it up again. Um, but we don't go ahead and get it to the kick of the week, which I'm glad she brought this up because y'all know I like scripts and ship. So the kick of the week is family vacation porn. Um. During this type of porn, mainly the mother's son, step brothers, sister. Um do they deal with each other? That's what that is? Like taboo porn. Yeah, so this all, this episode is all about vacations and host cities and where to get

your home on where to go home. So I was like, damn, what's a good vacation like fetish? And so I type vacation into porn hub and all I could find was a bunch of hotel rooms where mother and son and brother and sister ended up sucking. And so it was. But incess porn is the top rated, right, um like ever mother daughter team all of that, but vacations porn specifically is hilarious. I will say there was just a tweet going on Twitter and it was funny as and

he was like, man, I gotta stop watching porn. I tried to hit on my stepmom and now I'm homeless. I got kicked. It was a funny tweet. I don't know that's true, but actually was funny. But it like

really starts this fucking fantasy. And then I was going through the comments and it was was like, yo, I remember when I went to Disney and we had to stay in the same room and I was jerking off fantasizing about this mad people in the comments, so like, it's a real fucking people are very way because I think what happens is when you're in your home you're

out of you're in your element. But when you're when you're out of it and you're forced to be in like hotels and ship you're like, I ain't never been. I want to suck my stepsister because she's in a bikini. Now, I guess when you add the step it doesn't make it that bad because now we're only brought together because our parents are fucking right. So step brother and sister isn't that bad. It's like we're strangers. But now we do step on porn hub because it's illegal to put

actual incest. That's why. Oh yeah, that's why you'll never see It'll always say step mom something like that. But we're gonna get into our horrible decision. You're ready. We're gonna run down this list. We gotta. We're not gonna speed it up some time, some time. I would love your insight. Can you can that Mike be on at all? No, that's all just so I told Mandy that I really felt like this would be a dope idea because A we're doing a lot of summer traveling and be people

always ask us how do I go home? Wait to see it's a hot girl summer beach house like the tune, right, but yeah, beach, it's a hot girl summer. So I compile this list and I want us to both go back and forth with a different place, just they can go everything. Uh um, all right, So the top ten cities to hoe right. I actually asked a few um people that I know, and I asked three niggas, one in particular Beard Bay, which now I really want to make sure I keep an eye on him when he

goes to Miami. Of course, um that every single nigga I asked for whole cities said Miami first. We're going to kick it off of Miami being the number one place to go ho okay, beaches, bars. I want to name my favorite places, places we've had whole ship, places we've met niggas, bitches, whatever, I will say, Mr Jones, the Office, G five, the Office and G five, or strip clubs. I've always missed some dope niggs there, all those You know what I'm saying. We have we love

your spaghetti, well we have hate you. Um. We have different experiences because I'm not going to a strip club by myself to spend my own money, so I don't know myself. But like I'm saying, I don't mean niggas that those you said you can meet niggas there. I don't meet niggas in the strip clubs. The strip club with your homegirls. No, seriously, it's expensive, um, and I'm not throwing my own money. I love going to the strip club. So now in Atlanta, I will because I

went in Miami. We didn't go with niggas like you do go to strip clubs. But we also went with my friends who used to work there, so we got a hundred dollar bottle and they food. So you wouldn't have went and we didn't get a bottle, you wouldn't have went to that strip club for what. All Right, I'll we have different going to the strip club. I like crazy girls, and like I have a great time going to strip clubs, and I like going there with a home girl because it's fun, it's sexy, like I've

enjoyed it. And then the strippers love having women there too, Like strippers love girls being there. Because I know the niggas started looking. But I think it's a great place to meet people period. Um. I think it's just Miami is just a place you always meet someone on ocean or you meet him on the beach. You meet him while you fucking out sit and drinking your drinks, and the nigga come up and buy you more. Like I think people literally go there with intent to have sex.

So it's a different type of vibe. You're literally meeting people constantly, You're exchanging numbers and then either they're going to the club that night or if not, let's just stay on the beach and drink all night. So I love Miami. I also used to live there, so my experience is a little different. I don't have that same experience going there. But it sucked living there because like everyone was always only there till Monday. Two places that I just thought about that are really fun and not

like the ones that you think of. One Lucky in Winwood and Wood Tavern fun as places, really chill, you can wear like you can wear flash you know, I don't know, like a chunky heell. But so fucking lit Um such a great time bar, kind of hoppy vibe if you're not in for the bougie Miami scene. Also if you have the connect, if you can find your way there. Soho house in Miami. Lit Okay, now here's what you do. This is sucked up, but it is what it is. So if you can't get into Soho house,

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fucking sh up. Um, so New York. It happens New York. Like it's just not kick um. You know it is hot to hear what he's got New York. I think the New York summertime is an amazing time to visit. That's where I met Um. No some it's just I say, if you're in New York and you get the opportunity to there's a lot of like kickbacks that happened, So if you can go to one of like the barbecues,

the block parties. I met fucking lawyer Bay at um Morningside Park when Cam and everyone from the Douce Pelooza just had like the end of the summer fucking ship you fucking drink nutcrackers and get fucking lit. I love it. Nutcracker so good. I didn't meet UM. I got hello, drunken, what happened? You said? What's a nutcracker? A nutcracker for y'all don't know. First of all, we shouldn't be drinking it because who knows what the fund is really in it?

But um, I like the Hennessy ones, so the Hendy Colotta's of course, I like so nutcrackers or nothing but either frozen um lick like liquor and juice or just juice and liquor. But there's different flavors of them. You really don't know. You gotta ask what the blue one is the red ones? So, um, I like the beach for the first time. I went to the first beach in New York this weekend, and I want a bunch of my homegirl and like her friends, and it is that go to the beach every week right, So the

nutcrackers coming, I'm like, well, how do we know it's safe? Like, how do we know you don't drink? So the nigga that's selling the nutcrackers was like, hey yo, who drinking my nutcrackers? And then everybody about it like that, right, I was like, hey, blue nigga, I don't even know what's did it? You already you want blue? Yeah, that's kind of the It's good. But you can also just meet anyone on the rooftops. Um here a few. So Jimmy at the James is a really cool looking rooftop

that's and so public. Elis Mr Purple elis now. I want to tell you these places are kind of touristy. You're gonna see some white people. It's like the place where everybody's told to go. But it is a great view and I think it's New York experience and my opinion. Um. Another rooftop, I'm tum so to thirty five is another really dope rooftop. You get a really good view and it's not expensive, so drink wise and food wise, to thirty is amazing. Um. And then there's also oh Maxie,

so it's where the whole infamous. I like, I don't oh so Maxie. I mean thirty eight. Yeah, pretty much time square, but Maxi is really cool. And if you just want to go where Cuba getting Junior got, you know, he was molesting bitches, that's where he was. It was called a happy hour. What it is it's called the or magic hour, that's what it's called. I think it's cute. You can take picture. There's some things to take pictures with, like bunny rabbits. There's a fucking golf course by the rooftop.

I'm forgetting. Everybody goes PhD dream to a hotel, Dream, hotel hacking and then you have which I lived right by, so I was always been a hole there. My favorite place, my favorite rooftop though is the standard Hotel Lebaine. Leb is nice so you can be check your clothes. I like it been a cozy and then the rooftop is dope. Um. So who house, jumble House, those are dope if you can get access um. And then I'm trying to think of the other ones. Okay, other parties. Everyday People is

every week every Sunday in New York. Sometimes a Saturday, I guess, but like it's every week in the summertimes. And the best one is the ps One Moment one at the museum. So the one I went to was lit as it was that elsewhere in Brooklyn, and they're always lit, beautiful black people. I mean, I got so drunk. I don't remember who I met, but I met someone really cute there. Um, it's just the little black crowd

and I love it. It's a Brooklyn vibe party. If you want to go to something that's more mixed, Babbel, look up Babel they do it. Nope, I'm fine with the black people. Well, I don't know other listeners on here, so Babel. This is where I met the sugar daddy that took me to the Hampton's. So Babel think like Burning Man, like uh, burning man esque kind of vibe, deep house, but very sex see kind of elite. It's at the William Vale Hotel and they do other parties randomly.

And then, um, if you're ever gonna visit New York again, definitely Pride Week. It's super fun. Number three. I'm not a frequent traveler here, but Mandy loves going to Vegas, so I thought you can maybe you know what, don't name drop ship. Y'all really need to go out there in the first week of motherfucking July because it's summer league, bitch, and all them niggas be out there, So go out there for summer league. I had the time of my

motherfucker life. I'm not gonna go to some league. I I ain't golive, I ain't go I was looking up flights um after Jamaica because I was like, oh, summer, let me go out that. Um. But so Memorial Day and then of course during any fight it's just really dope. But also I would actually not suggest to go out there during these big things. It got a little too

too ratchet this last Memorial weekend. But when you when you go there, the thing that I like about it is a lot of people are there to spend money, so you meet people that mostly have money. Not only that for for women. If if you don't want to spend a lot of money, the hotels are really cheap when it's not like because they really want you to spend the money in the casinos, so it's not even an expensive trip. Once you get there, and as a woman,

if you walk, the promoters will bring you in. You get tables, you get cabanas, all for free ladies, especially if you're in a group of girls. Cities like this and honestly New York too, when promoters or when big metropolitan cities have these big clubs, they want to fill them with girls. Right. So what they do is you'll have a few promoter tables per venue and they just want girls to sit there. If you come in with a group of a lot of girls, they'll give you

a bottle, or there's just promoters and others. Yeah, they do have to make sure you don't just think cause you gotta pussy, it's gonna work. But I felt like no, it's not implied. You said women and not it doesn't apply to Okay, so whatever to the next I feel bad now, Um next one is Atlanta. You've lived there? Can you drop lived in a lot of these cities? Um, So, Atlanta to me is just a good as black as time. The thing that I love about Atlanta is that there's

a lot of lounges. Of course the strip clubs too, but there's just a lot of hookah bars and lounges now where people literally just go but the music isn't too loud, but you can meet people. Um. And I just really love Atlanta. I will say that the women do out number the men there, so I mean you probably if you meet a nigga, he gonna probably cheat on you. Um But but um, I just really like it. It's it's where it's just good as black as people.

And I love Atlanta. I I literally just I literally just told my friend, especially now that I don't have a job, I would probably be in Atlanta once a month, um now. And that's why I put Atlanta in my bio for y'all motherfucker hate and as holes. But um no, Atlanta's in my bio now. I do plan to go back down there, um once a month. The tickets are cheap. I just have always a good time. I don't know if I would live there, but I am looking to get real estate in Atlanta. Is one of those places.

Just there for my friend Asia and Torre's house for me, and just commuting around Atlanta to different homes and people's places, Like I went to a pool party there and you know, my homegirl sheet out there, like everybody's kind of far and now living in New York where there's a lot of access to like, yeah, that was a little too much for me. See, all my friends live like within two eighty five, none of them live outside of two

eight five, So like it works once someone as a house. Um, I'm gonna replace number five, What do you replace the number five? Five is Houston, which is still great, but I want to replace that with d C. Oh bitch. Yeah. You know why I like d C because it'd be professional black niggas niggers. Oh my god. Oh you're a lawyer. You're a politician if you want or bitch all the Howard alumni. Man, h you. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that, but you know, amazing. I'm like

trying to get us there for the homecoming. I'm just trying to get to Mother DC. It was one of our favorites that was and we tour that was definitely specifically the first show, definitely one of my favorite crowd interactions in just my city to be in. I loved d C. I loved it. I'm trying to man's can I tell you we really ain't going nowhere? Because I love what's that park on? Something for the brunch and

they have something Avenue Griffintown. Don't let me let me because so we're halfway through this list for the men in the room, where are are those cities aligned with where y'all feel like you would meet bitches and holes or niggas. You're like, see, what's what what's your top two gay cities? Oh? For yeah, gay cities. I think we said at d C in Atlanta, Miami, DC, you'd be white boys. Uh, Chicago is good too, Chicago, Chicago

is good. Well that's not my host. Chicago kind of got Chicago and gym Chicago and they gotta they got a London house now. So number six l A I put down mainly because of the weather. I feel like the weather plus like a lot of y'all are trying to like you always write us about like blue checks and ship like that. If you've never been to l A,

like celebrities are walking down the street and nobody cares. Um, it's a really dope city to just I think experience Like there's a lot of outdoorsy ship in l A that I never really do, but like you know, running and all that ship. But um, l A people, I want to say this, I have had good times with people that are from l A. I have not had good times with people that moved to l A for their goals. People that are from cal People that are from there are fucking dope. They introduce you a lot

of ship. They're like they know all that underground ship. But I have done like the Poppy, the Delilah and I have beauty and essex, and I haven't really had a good time with that. So I did some other things. I went to a place called Lock and Key that was a great time everyday people obviously a kissing grind party. It was called um And there's some rooftop that's like Mama something. I don't know what it is, but I went there with vandam Ma Risk and loved it. Um,

I don't know. I just I just go to Hollywood. Who could. But I don't really like l A. I'm not a fan of l A. I'm cool on l A. Why are you not a fan? I'm just I don't like it first off, as far as for that, I could be in London, but also just yeah, when I go there, just I don't like the vibe of the people. I'm very big on energy, and I feel like no one there's genuine It's just that it's just that's that's

the people that moved there. I mean, I started to learn that I do have friends there, like my friend Milan, Stacy, Um Liz, and they're all like l A natives, so they're cool. But yeah, like so, I had a weird Grammy weekend. I wasn't really happy. I hung out with all New York niggas when we did our show. I hung out with um. Who did I call on to hang out with Austin, sharonis Van and uh funk is that it? Yeah? I had my friends was deep that weekend. I was with all my home girls. I really didn't

hang out him. Yeah, I mean but but here's the thing, like I think, no having a connect to know and l A that could take you to those places that aren't so touristy, we'll give you a better experience. Like I was eating at places like you know, Katana and like all of that and Katsuya, and then it was making me feel like it was to l A. Now here's where I feel like l A and New York differ and I'm just sorry across the board. It is

what it is. You can go to a place like an STK or Catch in New York and it won't feel as funny as l A. L A is just funny, bro and it's a whole bunch of baby boy are No. That's that's a lot of them were from the Bay. Let's shout out the Bay. But my issue at l A two is like I feel like a lot of them niggas is broke with a good looking broke niggas. I don't want them troubles in my goddamn life. Like they'd be exotic looking because they all make out there.

Oh yeah, shout out um. But yeah, I don't know. I think l A is a good hole summer city that I'm sorry I gotta get that. You know, there's too many girls and Monica. You can go to the beach. You can fucking kick it. It's great weather. Yeah, and the niggas that's where they be in the off season. So ladies, if you are there, shot go to the

Drew League. So all the niggas who are currently in the league and maybe some overseas players, they have like a basketball tournament, kind of like how we have Dikeman here in New York. Um it's called Drew League and hit us with the basketball facts. Number seven my favorite city in the country. I love this ship. What did it do? Baby? That's my ship. I love New Orleans, dog, motherfucking New Orleans. Literally. I wanted y'all to know. Okay, the reason we are stopping to that bitch on this

touris because I was like, Mandy, please, Marty Gron. She was like like, please, I fucking love New Orleans, dog. God damn. I love that ship. It's the only place I've ever been in my life where different colored people have the same accent. I ain't even motherfucking I never I never got dick in in New Orleans. So here's the thing. People that go to New Orleans as visitors are ready to have this wild told that's in their mind street right. And here's the other thing. Niggas in

New Orleans are fun as fuck. They like, I don't know if you'll know it. Catch the Wall means when I first heard that song, I think it was like ten years ago. I extras from New Orleans. Bitch just left their person on the floor. Nobody disrespected the ship. They grabbed the fucking wall. They twerking that music do. I do love the music and like going to he I'm not a jazz or bluesy kind of person, but like second Line parades. God damn that ship good as fuck.

Just go to New Orleans. You're really maze and uh yeah number eight guys um literally anywhere outside of the us U. I think one of the let me see where I've been at Youkaho, that was really good place. Thailand is, but it's not there's no black people there. Like they're all of the niggas that are going to fucking Thailand now is so what if there? I mean they're going now I mean black No, But I'm saying, like, you don't meet as many black people in Thailand. Black

people don't travel to Asia. I still want black people, bro. Black people were in Thailand not a lot, which is still a valid statement. I met a lot of black people in Thailand, and I went after you. I've been five times. I lived in Southeast Asia. I'm just saying there was not a lot of black people, like all the black people that we did meet, or either cheapest places to travel. That's fine, they were still and it's

not one of the cheapest places to travel. The flights from here, it's one of the bro it's fives from New York round trip show me. That's what I'm saying, Like it beends I've been looking even now like the fights. Okay, fine, you're telling me it's not one of the cheapest places you ever been. When you're there, yes, it's cheap, but a lot of people don't. I'm saying. When I was in Asia, that was one of the issues that me and my friend Adriana had. We felt like we were

out of place. People thought we were sucking Destiny's hid just because we were sucking of color, Like and the only black people that I didn't meet out there one of your favorite places. If we're talking about hosted a feeling you're not letting me finish. If if we're talking about places to hoe and I tell you I fucked niggas. No, Asia is not a place for me that I would say I can get to home. Everyone that I met there, if they were black, they were either overseas ball players,

which the niggas who play in Asia are broke. They don't make money, so I don't want them. And then everyone else was African, which is fine, but then them niggas are scammers. So when I or soccer players, so when I tell you, I'm just saying that's fine. No, but they were scammers. I literally met them, were there were someone drugs. They couldn't even come to Singapore to visit US because Singapore doesn't even allow they like look at your bank records. Singapore is very racist with letting

black men in. So like to me, as someone who only fox black men, Asia wouldn't be my place to hope. But a place that would be would be maybe like the Islands. Clearly so the Jamaica's the Dominican Republic. A lot of people still go there. Puerto Rico, Mexico. I do want to say this, Toronto is at that city but I did look up. We talked about Thailand all the time about how is our favorite place to travel? Anything obviously in the summertime is expensive. I'm looking right now.

There's no flight more than five eight in the entire month of September, October and August. After August seven, if you guys want to go and you don't live in New York. I mean, my friends came from Orlando in Miami, fly up to New York and then ninety dollar Jet Blue take yourself to the Highland and in another really good tip for travel advice, if you see that the travel times forty hours, which is insane, right, most likely a stop will be twenty four hours in like a

China or something like Dubai. If you could find a layover, I mean, that would be great. But China Eastern is the cheapest and they probably land in China, right, So try to get like a Shanghaire Hong Kong, like make an experience out of that and it will kind of break up the trip for you so that you're not completely exhausted. But um, I think Toronto definitely the all the islands, um for sure. Now the next one that kind of goes with the islands is a cruise. I

think a cruise is the best. I'm not gonna lie even when I look back at the nigger I suck on the cruise. Back when we went on the cruise, I think it was because I was sick, because it was just he wasn't that cute. But it's like we ain't had no action and was talking about cruise Bay to me right, like when she got home and hear and beer Bay talking and she's like, you know, I don't like it. No one's like, but here's the thing. On the cruise. You got three to six days, however

long you go. I recommend three to four. I'm done with it. After that, you really don't use your phone, right, you don't use your phone. There's no service, like you kind of just forget. Now you're encompassed in this boat with I don't know two thousand people, and it's like these are your options. You start making friends, you start picking out who you like. Naturally, all the black people

on the cruise just start finding each other. But you have basketbat parties with mad girls, couples, niggas with their families, and drunk, corny people. Okay, like that's about what cise work that way. Um. Now, only single men I've met on boats were with their families. Single niggas don't really go on cruises, but I've seen, I've I've seen like fraternity is do like their ship together. Um, but I really yeah, he was like, oh, you know, it would

be mostly niggas on family reunions type. Home girls will go on a cruise together. So nigga's if you listening, number nine is cruise, but probably number one for you to get some puss. Yeah it is. If I've had a bachelorette party, it is eight of us and only one bitch is getting married, I'm like, daml singles fun but also what's up? Kid? But we also when we went on a cruise, there was what five or six of us. We all planned it. We just went on

a cruise together. How many people have sex? You du I think that's there was there was six of us. Well you didn't have sex, Oh you had a boyfriend at the time. And wait, but two of the girls had a boyfriend at the time because my friend Rashida had a boyfriend at the time too, So okay, so your homegirl game. Yeah. From Atlanta, Kenny, I feel some my homegirl Rashida from Atlanta, not my We've both got home, Glia trying in Damn. I can't remember what that girl

were like. I never saw her again. Yeah, she's stilling Atlanta. Um, so number ten finally is your hometown. I ain't gonna hold you. Which I was just in Orlando and I was mad as fun niggas that me ten years ago was hit me up. I see you in town, sir, ten years ago. That ship you'll lit her no more? Go fucking your hometown. Thanksgiving weekend one of the most want in the country, one of the highest. Like, um, what's the word the amount of money you make for

a bar? Like I was reading something like profitable the most profitable nights for bars our New Year's St. Patrick's daying the day before Thanksgiving. You know why everybody's home and they're tired of and they are it is as a bartender. I agree with that. So go meet your little high school bay funk that nick again. See if he got better. And that's that's my scare, is getting dick that I know used to fucking be great when I was eighteen. But I'm like, bro, there's no way

that she's gonna be good now. I don't even want to waste it going back. I mean it's probably not, but suck it. So to the home mail. The subject is almost ten thousand likes on Tender. Hey, ladies, absolutely love this podcast. Can't get I know you're going to read the homema now. We all want to hear it. You can, you know you ever hear her work? Hear her ready? So even though Mandy's a fucking bitch, I would like to say that, Wheezy, you're amazing and I'm

so glad that you're reading. That is not in the email. I have an issue. I had a really brad breakup of relationship with a really rad breakup. This is one of our white listeners. No, no, really bad breaking on her relationship of three years, went into depression and was celibate for about a year and a half. At the beginning of the year, I decided I'm gonna have a year of a home phase and doing me before I get into another relationship. Made a profile on Tender to

get back out there. I'm already overwhelmed and at one point I literally had almost ten thousand swipes right swipes like on her I have all these men in my inbox and it is literally too much. I can only swipe so much. I'm gonna attach a screen record, screen record my bad so both of you can see that I'm not bullshitting. I want to know my picture is doing too much? How do I wead people out? UM? Does anyone else have this situation? So I'll be honest

with you. The thing to me is on tender you only get people in your d M s if you also matched, So I don't know how she's seeing. I think she might have like some other kind of level, but I don't know. I don't see all that ship. I'll swipe on who I want and I meant to. I ain't even gonna hold you. I hate that all of her pictures of sucking filters on them. So this is what's wild. Hate it, bitch all of y'all holes. She has hearts, she has flowers, she has stars. Stop

with all the goddamn filter. I'm curious to know if she wants us to give out her Instagram, but I'll go with no because we mainly do it. UM anonymous or should I say it? Does she say? You can say? Myne she said she put her Instagram with it. That note means she wants you to say it. Yeah, you're right, she loved putting people you see. No, I don't love putting people off least, which is why I didn't read it the FU. So I'm clicking on her right now. Her Instagram is the same too. I want to trust

trust somebody with autumn filters. So, I mean, she's obviously a pretty girl. But um, I don't know where you live. So what do I'm curious to know is like, are there ten thousand people? Are there no other bitches? That's crazy? I don't know if maybe she's swiping men and women. Maybe I mean for you to say, how do I weed them out? First off, you don't swipe right, so

I don't. I don't know if Tinder has renewed itself, but I swipe right and then it pops up, and if it don't, they don't sunk with me, I guess, so I would maybe change the setting to weed them out, but also try different dating apps too, like um not Christian Minglenega. So I'll name a few. You guys have probably seen me post Clover. You do have to pay for that one, but you could use Wheezy as a code that's a dating app you can use that's kind of different, and you can have more filters. You can

filter niggas by height, you can filter, you can do that. Hinge, Hinge, Okay, Hinge, I like to. I think Hinge is a really cool one. I like the way that the profile set up. Bumble has been one that I've met the most men on because I just I don't know, I just kind of found tired of Tender and then Riot if you're in the creative space, is cool because you'll meet a like minded people. Um. Anyway, there's our episode that was I

don't know, I don't yet. I can't even really talk on dating apps anymore because I refused to get on them Grinder, Jack scruff Her gay ones. I'm I'm just more so into now just meeting people face to face or just Instagram or like I can't because bitch, that's how it happens. Yeah, I can't do them dating app somewhere. It's crazy because if you go back, even just fifty episodes, we were really into the dating apps and now I'm

just like, no, it's a different thing. Yeah, But then not only that, the problem, the problems in me too with the dating apps, and then once you meet them there they're no, they're just they're socially awkward. Well I don't think that's the truth for everything, but I think the main problem with it is the instant gratification, so people don't take it seriously like you're you're so you're doing so many of them that there's no real meaning

behind it. But what happens when you meet someone published in person, like you actually have to make an effort to schedule it again, you've kind of made a connection opposed to tender or whatever. You uh, you might meet someone and don't put any energy in into it because you want to make sure you think they're physically attractive first, so you don't really even make a fucking effort because you're let me see what this BIS look like first,

and then you kind of you know. Um, But I haven't used dating apps honestly because when I was using Bumble, people were tagging me and posting it on Instagram. Oh yeah, that happened with me with soul. Way too many of the follow me and I'm not answering your d ms on Instagram. Don't think I'm gonna highlight you on. I mean like, that's kind of that's why I downloaded ryot because you can't screenshot it. But I do use clover

now that you know they're paying me. But I will say, the only reason I really like using clovers because I'll be putting the height and the money, and I'd be like, and I'll be putting the zip code. That's like you could do that on hinge. Even if you guys are looking for like even Sugar Daddy is seeking arrangement is still out. But be careful if I get one more gut damn d M talking about So I met this guy I'm seeking, but he's asking for my bank account information.

You know, I'm tired of that too. I don't even apply to those anymore. I don't I don't respond to them. If you want to hear a Sugar Daddy episode, we have one on Patreon. I'm not doing it again. That's just y'all kind of sound dumb to me. He's asking for my bank account. I've never met a mercy like girl girls app how about that? You know? But um, we do want to thank you all for tuning in with us on another Monday morning or if y'all are

late and it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Um, we gave you all some extra time. These holes just letting just I mean, let y'all know, just because we quit our jobs, y'all still about to get these our episodes. Bro, we gave your extra thirteen minutes today, my god, but y'all, ho's not getting to our episodes. I don't know why y'all keep asking. It ain't happen the bit they're in

the comments. Oh, especially since I quit my job. Is do we get two hours now since you all ain't got a job. No, So I want y'all to keep in mind. The reason that we don't do to our episodes is because of the amount of episodes we push out monthly. You may only listen to four a month, but our patrons listen to seven, and because of all that extra content, it does a disservice to you. Guys.

Are the listeners to be pushing it out like I mean, but not only that, we are very niche as well, So we want you guys to be able to feel like you can come back. We also don't want to have to feel like we've repeated conversations UM, and so I think that it works well in how we do it in an hour and fourteen minutes. So I am curious to know what you guys think of UM this episode and if you have any cities that you feel

like we left out, please let us know. UM check out our Patreon after this episode, you're gonna hear a clip of it. Oh and I'm I'm starting a drunk pod. I'm really excited for you guys to hear it. Maybe Mandy and I can do one and to make I want Mandy to come on, and we talked about a drunk woman together. I think I'll be funny. So I was on I g Live, I get high and drunk a lot, and I just had the idea to tell

stories on there. It's gonna be very short, like fifteen minute episodes, but I just wanted to do something fun and it's just me alone and if I do have a guest, we are drunk in that moment together and they are telling me one of their stories. So it's coming out in July. I'm not really good with like technical things and I'm trying to do my best to do it alone. So that is exactly why it is taking so long because I just will not ask Nikas

for help. I just won't. I've just been like watching YouTube and like really trying to figure out Mandy just bought equipment to like it's a lot of I have, um, some other things that I'll be doing as well, so um, possibly a daily show. UM. So y'all are going to be hearing whole lot of my goddamn voice, I know. So I'll be doing um something daily that y'all can catch, um, stay tuned for that. And then I will also be starting another podcast as well, UM, but it will be

done in seasons. Um. This is the season two bit because I don't know. I know it'll be done in seasons. Um, but I'm excited um to release that. And then I will also be starting something UM that I'm not gonna tell you yet, but it has to do with music. So I'm glad that y'all r I am I told. And we hope you guys enjoy this new stuff Like Horrible Decisions has been so much fun and and no one understands like solo projects that we do, it's only

to elevate this platform too and and enjoy our creative ship. Um, so don't think we are breaking up. We have a large tour coming at the end of this year and the beginning of next, so I gotta say together, damn, do we know what I'm playing? But once again, guys, thank you all for tuning in. We hope you enjoyed this week's episode. And this has been yet another episode of horrible decisions, y'all. If y'all hear this voice now, is because I just motherfucking parties my whole life away

in fucking Jamaica this past weekend. But nonetheless, we are not letting you guys go without a bonus episode. So I am here with my near and dear friend. And if you guys haven't been able to tell yet, hold on, y'all. Ship the episode name of this bonus episode. I thought it was cute and I'm gonna go ahead and shout out one of the followers. It's called poor Decisions. Oh you like love that someone for the hashtag poor Decisions, and I was like, Oh, that's gonna be the title,

little god damn bonus episode. So if you guys don't know, can I give a rounding applause? That's what they say stand innovation rounding applause to motherfucking lex Pete from Poor Minds. What's good, y'alla? Who is it is? It's big Mama, No, it's big mama A lex p E. Don't one of only a K Whitney Houston. Not, No, you can't say your name is Whitney Houston. I am ley' be thinking I Whinney. Y'all told you you were away every time I every time you heard it, y'all Whenney Houston would

have took the mic. I've been trying to get this girl to go up on stage all weekend, and she will not. I didn't get paid to this voice. Ain't free. It's free every guy damn week on Poor Minds, which you've been giving them the one to give him a little taste, Give him a little taste. So we're not gonna do too much talking about our trip here at Hito, um because Weezy and I will be doing an entire episode on our experience, but because Lex is in Atlanta.

I just kind of wanted to know, like your thoughts if you didn't funny bit we've been taking over the whole time. Now, I say, I guess I can give it from a perspective of being like your vanilla friend. I'm pretty vanilla you are, Yeah, you're pretty. You know what I'm saying. I only like dick. I ain't sucking on no pussy. You know, eat no listen, I'll do eat a little ass. Now you do eat that vanilla

sherbet or do you know what I'm saying. So, Yeah, when I first got here, I'm not gonna lie, it was hard not to just be staring and looking at people because it was a lot. It's just a lot going on. I'm not gonna get into detail, but it's a lot going on. But honestly, after the liquor is flowing and you see people just having fun and they don't care, you get comfortable real fucking quick. Like, I agree, you did get calf. Yes, I got comfortable real fucking quick,

and I had an amazing weekend. Like I didn't get no dick though I ain't no dickies and y'all, I know y'all think I'm the nasty freak cover I ain't get no dick. I didn't get no dick, but I still had a good time. I mean, I got head, but we're gonna talk about that on that. Yeah, I did get ahead. But y'all know, I don't even like that ship, so I think he was just looking chlorine. But he and then he came back the next day he was like, you know, you can get a turn too.

I said, oh my, I said, let me take my ticket, bitch, I'm nigg so ship. God damn y'all. Okay, let me update y'all because the last Bonus episode, I was head over heels um for somebody and just that fast. God damn it. I think you ot to picture. So I was like, so, me and Lex kind of talked about this, and I want to like ask for y'all's opinions on this. So basically, I think he came to me wanting a different reaction than what he got out of me. So

let me tell you all what happened. So this nigga hits me up and where on FaceTime because y'all know, we was doing the FaceTime thing every day. So he has me on FaceTime and he's like, Okay, this isn't verbatim, but close enough. He was like, yo, yo, you kind of got me, you know, and sticky waters or you kind of brought heat to my door like like that manch it was something he you know, he old. So he's like, yeah, two of the girls that I'm you know,

dating and talking to. So when we started talking, we both let each other know, like you know, we're both kind of seeing people but were single. So I was like okay, like whatever. So he tried to come to me and say two of the girls that he was talking to question him about me, and then he immediately went to blame the podcast. So bitch, I said, pause, I said, that's a goddamn lie, motherfucker,