Ep120: Daddy Won't Hear This feat Tori and Lulu Piskin

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and interring st ourselves first this year. Girl maybe bak Man does like okay, Boody ben aka Beach and I'm staying next to my wonderful co host, I'm Wheezy and we have some ladies. By the way, I want to give a little intro to this. So we have a lot of people that write us. I'm gonna be totally

honest with you, just I'm gonna be honest. People write us all the time, and I'm just like, so our guests canceled on us today and I was trying to didn't want to record with me solo, That's really what it was, but only time to have some more guests something a lot of solo lately. I'm like, let me just think of someone. And then I remember clicking on your Instagram and I didn't hear your podcast. Yeah, you

guys just looks fun, that's the truth. Really. Yeah. I played two minutes and I was like, oh, yeah, like this is perfect, you know, because we've had our mothers on and they have different energy. Even though my mom is pretty similar to what I was it um, and I was just really impressed. And I think it's going to be a lot of fun because we all need some advice, I think sometimes from someone that's just wiser multigeneration, have been a mother and you know grandma, Well that's

where I was this morning. You're a No, she's a mess. It's my other daughter, a fucking mess. No what, I'm being honest. Literally who the doctor and older sister is like sickening, you really want to throw up from her because she's married, she danced for New York City Bellet, she married the chater. She's nounciating. And I came out and I was like, no more no. Literally, the older daughter is like I cannot talk about her one more minute because all I really care about it is hard

because she's such a mess. But literally, I was may be sitting today and I've been this since seven in the morning, and Tori goes, We've got to go to this podcast. These girls are fabulous, and I'm like and I'm like, I am freaking exhausted. I just changed the goddamn shit out of my grandson. All right, Um, he's eating every two minutes, he's trying to sleep, he's screaming. I'm like, just I just want to go watch Netflix.

But anyway, but you're happier here. Guys are amazing. But I think that we're gonna be on the same energy. I had a booty call it four a m And I worked all day, so I had a long day, just like you're the baby too. And I wasn't changing the but I did try to stick my finger in as he moved my hand. Ever, so jealous. This is this. So I'm listening to Tori on a podcasty about my podcast,

like I talk, I'm very open. Yeah, okay, so are you? Oh? Thanks? Mom? Hello, She's she's not she's the other one, the creative, the one who makes no money. We support her? Who wild anyway, No, I'm Tory Piskin I am. I guess the other half of the podcast. I have my mom called got it from my mama that you would have dragged me into It's like my tenth job. She's like, could you be here on? I need you? What I work? I want to know. I know my own fitness studios with the

good daughter even no money. What's your fitness called Cha's fitness? Is it on class brows? It is stop it. Yes, anyway, horror regularly, I'll just give you a few classes. Now you're written, you're written, Okay, anyway, let's get to the point. So yeah, so we started. I started. We started the podcast. They went through like a really bad breakup and my mom is just giving me like all this wisdom but also like talking so much about my ex that it

was so funny. And I was like, people need to hear this, like not specifically sucks, No, I mean Josh Andrews the same name, yeahs basic white boy. And my I was just like, this is so like funny. My mom she just gives like such crazy wisdom. So I was like, why not start of a a podcast? And like no, But I was like, first of all, so she had this boy we talk about a lot because I'm obsessed

and I'm more angry than she is. I am like obsessed and I want to get to kill so I want to go to the skate and that's my bad break. Hill is very bad today, Like you kind of don't want to stay at him, but I want to stay at him. I fucking want to take a knife, and my husband does too, you know, both of us. You want to skate up and just what you do. He's a fun face. Saw on the podcast, like, but he is the thing. So Tori was on another podcast, remember

all these people. Anyways, she's talking about ass play and now I am like when the tour salad and and I'm like, my husband happened on speaker and he's like, oh, I don't like and I'm like going, oh my fucking what she does. It was with the old boyfriend. I didn't know any of this. You don't know old boyfriends what she did and finger your asshole? Now it was in his Alright, you know, my mom was gonna listen.

She loves everything I do, so she's listened. As question for me, Tori, tell you about us today, what we listened? What was your listened to the first one, so I kind of knew what was coming. She's very I'm also very liberal because of her, you know. I mean, I don't know what to say, and part of me is like I don't want to listen, but part of me I'm like, oh my god, this is like really I'm living through her and I'm living through both of you.

I think what it comes down to though, for me and maybe your mom's felt that way, is I just think it is so difficult out there today for a woman woman. I think the apps and type of dating, I think I sucked today. No, I don't mean that. I'm not like even king. They don't even know how to change tires anymore. Pictures having to find old Mexicans on Craigslist to come and do ship because the niggas I we can't do what bad. All they do is they just do it for beer and for a six

pack of beer, like if you go east Craigslist. Yeah, like we were taking a little bit of cash and then six packs of beer. We used to do it in Florida all the time. My mom would go outside at home, deepole. She's like, I'm gonna get this watch me. She excuse me. He looks he's got a trump That's it.

But no, I agree with you, like just the things that older men like, the qualities of men and if you go into the patriarchy system and all the things that men are supposed to do as far as providers and all the things around the house, like the building, the putting stuff together. I had to put together. I mean he was a felon, but he made me. He maybe put my own bookshelf together did not teach you that in jail just he must get in the in

classes to love after lock Up. I know it was the library because oh he was in the library watched all the Love after lock Up. The accents do the accents back and forth accent, that's yeah, I do a lot of like together. I was gonna ask you. I tweeted something the other day and I said, I've met so many people that have never heard i'd love you, like in my age or in their thirties from a partner. And I'm starting to wonder if it's because of how dating works now, you know what I mean, Like it's

so fast to find someone instant gratification of swiping. Your standards are already fucked up because you're looking at these gorgeous girls. I mean, I'm so grateful for the people that I sleep with right now. It's a guy and a girl, but they make me feel really beautiful. I already know on Instagram they're looking at other things. You know, she she needs to switch it up. Go ahead and

we'll see. I'm even hearing that L word, Like there's like guys who have said that to me before, And I go right to like you love me or this pussy which one? Because then I don't believe them when they say they love me. I think it's just you don't believe. You don't believe. I think there's parts of me that a little. But I don't think it's all you only make it a joke like that because they're

not saying it seriously enough. I don't feel like it's serious, like or I think people are just getting into relationships like so much later in life, right do you think so for the first time? Like I have a lot of friends who are like twenty eight and have never been in a relationship. I haven't been. I haven't been in a monogamous, committed relationship since high school. Yeah. Yeah, but I think that speaks to what's going on out there. But let's just quickly to tell them the story of

what happened the other night. What happened? It's another one I pieces of ship? She finds if it's an app a loser, lost person, no commitment, fuck face, toriys on that app? Did you know there was app? She finds it. It's just it's just you know, where it is what happen is seeing or hinge or which one, No, well the one hinge let the guy on there because he literally, so we're talking less than twelve hours of him having my number, he started calling me the pet name, so

he called me boo. So I literally said, hey, can you please refrain from calling me that we don't know each other like that? He said, Yo, you're weird at fuck and then blocked me. I couldn't even respond after he caught me weird, Yo, let me delete this out. But these things, all this hate when people like things, they get a leg up on me and then block me. Because I'm gonna tell you right now, I find your Instagram phone call. That's it. Where is the phone call? Predicts?

Just tell them? Said okay, I don't okay, night we take arsan X. Let me get to is told another what did I tell him? Get to this story and just tell you? Are you got all of our moms? Let me just tell you two? She said, tell him the story because I hate him. I can't sweet tell them the same thing. It's a month thing. I can't even based. Number two was face number. I was seeing this guy. It's actually fifty three, but okay, I sing this guy for like a month. We met on tinder,

I kind of. I really liked him. We had the same birthday, and that was okay, well like a month and a half. I was tortured for like two months, okay, okay, okay. So he asked me like hang out with him one night. He's like, come, I want you to be my friends. Got me his friends, and he's like acting really cold. When I get there, like this is weird. Must be

drunk or high. And then like thirty minutes then I see out of the corner of my eye he's on hinge while he's with you, like in a conversation with someone you only and I was like, I don't even know what to do. Was swiping, don't even he was talking to someone else talking. He was hour ago. I'm at work, be quiet. I'm at work. I can't so anyway, so he was like also, he's like I'm lending, you know, like I'm not gonna sleep over. I was like, okay, I was like if I need to sleep I was like, son,

I was so shocked. And then it's it's weird because you can't really say anything because you were the one who was like breaking your neck to look a little bit, you know what I'm saying, well he did, no, I did and had experienced be like face right, so then he was like face. So that I was like okay, Like I'm gonna go home then and he's like okay. Also, this is a guy that like we we would like speak all the time on the phone. It wasn't like

a relationship, but we were like together, I felt. But he also told me in the beginning that he didn't want a relationship anyway, so we were He's like, she should have ended it. But with the same birthday, it felt like such a connection. We're born a half an hour. She tells me, do you know what try? She goes, I met him. This is kind of charisma. This this and I got another one that's gonna fuck her. She tells me this, and you know what I say, don't sleep with them. You get so much out of a

man when you don't sleep. I'm really freaking out because I feel like I'm looking at my mother. It's like, can we change? You know this? Can we change? I will be your mom and she could have Tori. I will pay har to have touring. My mom is not whatever my mom look at the last time, this is no bullshit. I didn't even hope that. I gotta put my glass. I can't see ship. Now you last text call me? Please? Tor, I do the same thing. Oh,

you must be doing the nasty great girl. So I do the same thing, Mom, I must be doing with that? Do you that an answer? I don't respond because I can't, like, you know, help her with her my my mom Literally, if I'm respond to that, can She'll be like, hello? My mom is like a third year old girl. I just got a cellphone for the first time. Now you text mask? Yeah, that is hilarious. So, ladies, what we're gonna do with you? We have a we have two segments,

or a few segments. What we do. The first one when we talk about sex in the news. So this one that I found is very interesting. Um, it's actually here in New York. It happened in Brooklyn, and it's called When the Dominatrix Moved in next Door. Um. A kink collective in a residential area of Brooklyn has upset longtime residents and has resulted in a culture clash and gentrification struggle all wrapped into one fight. Um. This is

from New York Times. Basically, the neighbors in this neighborhood had a problem with this woman's kinks and how she decided to live as a dominatrix. She kind of had a dungeon, and the thing that people her clients were like coming and here the Billions. That's what I watched Billions. It's like that street. I love that part of it. The show ahead, So it says the dispute began in January when miss Miller began noticing men, some of whom she called weird looking, coming and going from the house

next door. It was like a heavy, continuous pattern of these guys that aren't in the neighborhood, she said, Because she lived alone, the foot traffic made her uneasy. So perturbed she quickly put up flyers calling for a meeting with the block association and urging local residents to call the community board and the police about a gentleman's sex

club that had no business being on the block. Now, after weeks of outcry and several community meetings, Miss Taylor is planning to move her custom built kinky clubhouse where folks play with the boundaries of trust and consent, under pressure from Miss Miller, who says that the dominatries dominatresses

did not have her consent to be there. So basically the neighborhood got together for this woman who's enjoying her kinks in her own house and to get here's the only way I think they have a shot to ship if she's running a business out of her home, right, you're right, right if she's charging because here's the thing, you can't grow with you and I'm outside of a daycare though, a lot of people run businesses out of

their homes. And yeah, but like if you're gonna have patrons coming to your house, like, come on, bro, I'm gonna just gonna be totally honest with you. We host this show and I support sex work, but I do get like about in calls because here's the thing. If I was home and every time I like walked out in my building, I saw a guy there, and maybe that scared me, Like I could see how you'd be kind of freaked out, right, However, most escorts that I know,

like never do it in their house. True, however, sounds like a beginner this one. She's like, I'm just trying it out of my apartment. You know how girls are like you where you sleep Chnically, you shouldn't try has a day job, but she's like at night, you know, instead of a jeweler, i'mcoming like a dominator trying it. And the thing is like, you want to give this person their privacy and the right. I don't really know if it's kin shaming from being it's funny because that's

what she said in the meeting. She said Miss Taylor told her critics in the room, you don't have to kink shame or say that people are creepy because of because they enjoy doing what they do. She added that her hope when she moved to Bedford Stuyvestant was to have a nice relationship with a nice community of woke people. Okay, that's sex fine, I mean that's what they're doing in Brooklyn, bro But but they are doing if you watch the

show Billions, what do they know? The world street guys that are going to a woman like that, you know this and a woman that talking to a woman like that. If you watch it, and that's the power things, right, It's like maybe they should try that towards you're doing. No, I don't like for work, for work like you don't make money. This would be a she does you know, she makes much makes good money editing. Thank god, I don't know what I and my husband always goes, Oh

my god, can't she just want to do that? I thank god? Damn And no, anyway, maybe you should try that. What domini dominant? Do you think you'd be a good dominant domino? Would be like, it's like a lot of very yeah, so the only thing. So I've looked into more and so um a lot of people who I've been honestly talking about foot fetishes a lot. But if you guys are into dominatrix, there's also fet life, which is an app for a lot of you guys to look into. But I'm super into taking control over men,

like I like men to be my bitch. So we talked love you that's the way it should go. I agree. Resider yourself a dominant or submissive person. Oh my god, now talk about her. I'm married thirty eight years. No, no, hold on, we are like done, We're like, we're like no, I'm like, I mean, tories tories dying. I mean, I'm exhausted. Were lucky if we do it at this point. No, it's like a lot of years. So it's true, Like my mother told me it's like I'm being a few

times a year. Yes, yeah, Torry, I'm sorry she doesn't heard this like I hear a thing about it. Yeah, I mean it's like at the point you look like you're tiing that I don't want to forget it. I fuck it, we'll do it in three months from now. It's really the truth is that sad. It's a little sad. I'm not going to ask me. I'm curious to your husband's age, sex is diminished, thanks thrilled. He was very active when you were younger, know what? But yes, it's

a long time. And here's the thing, do you really want to be married thirty eight years? Like telling people you listen to this, I love him? No, he gets really mad at the podcast. My mom will talked about how fat my dad is on the podcast, and my dad isn't fat at all. He just needs to like go to a gym. Maybe you need to do something anyway. You're very like, no, I am, I am. I I understand that he doesn't have to be, but thirty eight

years is it? It's not easy, It's not it's it took a lot to get here, So become like more like best friends. Now, I'm not saying it should happen to both of you because we met very young. So here's the good thing about meeting older. Maybe at my age you'll be having rampant sex, you know what I mean? Like we were like twenty years old. So by this time, it's like, forget just get the Netflix on. Now one more turned on by Netflix. I like the show Outlander

on stock it's porn. Should I just say I might want to name this. I thought we were gonna name a face, but now I kind of like, daddy won't hear this? Right? My mom says that, yeah, the wone. Now. So when we were on Iceland, she asked, what are you gonna talk about? I was like, I'm my mom, what kind of question is that? You know? We're gonna talk about? DDY won't understand anyway, So we and he

did it. I'm talking to I'm almost started having a conversation because now she doesn't have to ask what I do because between her looking at my story, my Twitter feed anything, because the podcast, she doesn't even ask what's going on in my mind. She now just brings it in my attention and she's like, you know, um thing to the to the podcast and girl, I turn it off. She's like it kind of got a little out there, and um, I just had to turn it off. Man,

But she'll like come to me with this stuff. But it's now like i'd be like, bitch, I'm about to find your IP address for your phone. Do know how it works? But I'm about now. I'm like, if I go into one else's podcast, I'm like, is she gonna listen to every single thing I said? One thing once I was talking about, like I think like touching with the with the salad, the old boyfriend actor. You know what peg is? Can we call you my mom? Mom?

You don't know what peggan? No, No, it's time to let me get Let's tell me so we did so bad with fictionary. Let's get this is. I'm a woman, a woman, here's haman you better really anything? Wait wait wait wait, We're gonna basically like how the man is like like a should be way taller than that. My guy is taller. Actually that's a good point. This is normally what they look like. Okay, but I'm just trying to show the angle here because what Mandy does she wears a strap one. I need you to can you

color it into got a big stop it? Wow, that's big. It is big. You should I know you do, it's amazing. Wait stop it, Tori. Have you done that? No? I'm like, havn't done it was almost there. If she's doing fingers, that's the next was there. I have to find the right person. I asked him my because I was like, I was like, do you want me to do that? And he's like no, oh, he said no. I mean you probably could have warmed him up, but he's yeah, he's saying that. But I think Tory has to stop

fucking white guys. I told you this good now if you have to really try to good listening. Well, I'm being we know, a panderer, but I'm feeling this because I feel like you're past the bullshit. I think this is I tell you this today. Tell the truth, but just story. So you gotta stoping white guys because I don't do you know, I miss a true story. I was with my friend John, he's a comedian. I do like sketches with him, and she was like you she just like date like black eyes. I think they will

treat you better. I'm don't. Okay, Well, now that now that now I might not want to just say that, I'll kind nothing with the bullshit too. Maybe maybe she has to change it up. I mean she's got to do so. You will definitely experience a little bit of indifference. I think as far as like, so I did white guys in a day Black guess we European white guys, because there's a part of me that's like kind of nervous that they'll be like racist if they're American. But

I'm from Florida, from Florida. But I do find that black men are sometimes just being totally honest, strangely a little more in tune with how they're treating me, Like they're more conscious of what's going on. Sometimes it's like I can't explain it, and I don't know if it's because we're connecting on a different level that maybe I'm

not connecting with that white guy. But I have found that black men have just genuinely understood where I'm coming from more um as far as like when it comes from the things I'm looking for a relationship, they're more honest and upfront with me. If I'm saying and I'm looking for a boyfriend, and they're like funny to give you that. I don't know if you're talking like that though, and like you wait, this is what's so sad to me? So sad white guys, I just listen to me and

don't respond. But happen what happens? I'll what're like, yeah, yeah, yeah no, but the last guy all right, this is you Tory, and I feel terrible. You want to go. Wait what about John? John? Yes? Yes, but is John is over sleep Sue. He's very tall, he's like six five. Don't see a picture like like like John, I happened. I want Tory to be with John, but if she can't because she feels it. Friends, I'm giving him to you're giving me John. Don't put John on the spot.

I don't want to see until we often show them John, So show weezy Johnny. She does great videos with him. Let me know if he's got a great sense to you mark four six four that's I think he's like, is this my tight? No? No? Oh okay. He's definitely not ugly. He's not well, I'm shallow. So she's cute. He's just not your he's older. He's older. I don't know you understand what any lights are like, wait, wait, wait, that's your probly less guy on hand. Would so wrong, Mandy,

mama lul loose talking. Look at me. I was just with my grandson today. Listen to me. I'm about to throw a tantrent. That is, she's about to play baby shark. Wait, baby, no, baby shark. Did you just think baby shark shark? Hooktail? You need to stop dating these young guys? Why you don't have a boy friend. So here's the thing. How do you like younger guys? No? No, no, no, no no right now to say, now have some grown ass niggas in this room and anything too. So here's dandy,

I get that. Let me let me break this. When's the last time you dated someone older than you? Okay? I mean I have sex with someone who's older than me? Because she say dating dating? They still be in the millennials. What is X is that before us? I don't want them old niggas? Baby? But why do you like? Why do you like your girls? That's a good point. Why do you like the Okay, so here we go. Here's

what do they have to offer. Here's first off, mind be millionaires, Mandy like starting lineup like you know when you want a draft. Yeah, then they're like to fresh out of college. Mandy's always like, so you like hard Actually Harvard doesn't be in the I mean they're cute. I'll go to Howard before getting that clear. Tori's never dated anyone from any of those. So, so here's here's the thing. College you're in you're an eskateboy. You make no money right now, you have no job you lost.

Let's go. So with dating in the space of social media, of dating apps, it's awful. Yes, So I have a lot of friends who do deal with older men. I tend to see that the same issues that they have with dating older men may or may not be the very same issues that I would have with dating with a younger man. Here's the other thing, at twenty eight, at eight, I'm still not in the phase where I

want children. So I'm either meeting someone if they're thirty eight, have they come with a lot of baggage as then they have multiple kids? And almost they have multiple kids and multiple kids. Why is what your daughter's gonna deal with? It she deals with true? You know, I meant painting a very bad picture. I was hopeful today. I was like hope telling how this Now, are you ruining it? Because I just want to tell you what's going on. Mandy is projecting. Okay, she's projecting. I mean, this was

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they want children, and they want children immediately. And because I can't give that, you want a boyfriend, get everyone even no twenty three year old that's going to be your boyfriend. A lot of three yearlds they have girlfriends. I see them all the time. Not so much. No, no, no, they're like giving the right out. Okay on tour, you're on Twitter. You're very smart. I mean actually I couldn't

believe your backgrounds successful. Thank you both. Very smart, but you need to be like I'm smart in the bedroom. I know, I know, but you want not here yet, but you want a boyfriend? Doesn't fit what you're telling me. Hardy eight is very young, is it? Yes? It is today. I mean you up behind you with fifty eight. I don't even care anymore. No, it's young. I think what you're trying to say is like you're the state where

your life is right, you're twenty eight? You are like, I need them young, I need Samona boot Yeah, wait a thirty eight? They not meeting. It's like it's like powder coming out. Wait a minute, who is she? Where are you meeting? Where you see most of your guy Instagram first? So I just told my mom what that meant the other day. She was like, what does that mean? Sliding into yours? Like they was fucking you know? No, no, literally, She's like, they're sliding to the damn I thought they

were like having sex. I can't understand. How could I. I don't meet everyone from there, I mean I have. I feel like I'm a lot of circles where I meet a lot of new people anyways, but I genuinely don't find the attraction to older men, and I feel like they're kindescending. I like to kind of feel like a teacher, but I'm also dominant. So I like to feel like I can teach somebody new things. I don't like for somebody to tell me, oh, you're too young.

You all know about that. I don't like that because I'm a narcissist a little bit. So I like to feel like I don't know. I say, She's like, no, you're not. And I was like, look at the map, I said, look at the meme. It describes me, Mandy. I'm not even I don't be sure. I think you gotta switch over to I don't know what I said as Jewish. First off, hold on it for the first of all, my father's Jewish. No second, and I want you she's never been with a Jewish guy. Jewish first,

when you too. I grew up watching cheap So here's a problem, my husband, I was about to say, see, I like, I like generous talking to help. Let me tell you how I know I can't stay with the Jewish man. Tell us my parents fell in love. Right. My mom is this hot young black girl. Not really, she's mid late thirties, young to you and my father and her mit and San Francisco. She's buying or whatever she wants. Blah bla blah blah blah boom. Once she gets pregnant and they get married. I saw what he

did from a young age. What did he do? I knew he would, like, you want a new Jaguark, I'll buy it for you, but it's gonna be ten years old. Like he was always fucking cheap. My dad went to buy me my first computer. I kid you not. We were selling that Apple store. We couldn't get some free. He left. We were right to best Buy, and he's like, getaway, Gateway, Gila. I don't know what you like, but pick it has

still be three. And I'm like, daddy, there's only one computer that's three and an it doesn't even come with a keyboard. He was ridiculous. I'm not gonna be with a Jewish man. You should see what he does gets all the time. I mean, my daddy jam making it. He swear every time I get a discount man, every time we go into somewhere, see this time. But maybe you just be a young guy. I think you old soul. I'll take it. You just want. He wants to be like like like, okay, tell me what to do, right.

I get those okay, but they don't want me to relation your mind from when not getting to the core is your dominant? Is this I don't even know that I know what is going. I don't know because I'm gonna tell you why because you ate it out. I said I want a boyfriend. I would like to here's the thing too, so I'm trying to get it to be.

I've had guys want to be with me, so fellam Bay made it like fella Bay wanted to be with me, but he was a felonist fell for a second, so we may say names of guys Bay, fell Embaye, Scissors, Scissors. I really really liked Fellen Bay, enjoyed him, but I'm also very big at I feel like when you're in your late twenties early thirties, and this can go to the listeners too, when you're dating, I don't want a date to be claimed. I want a date to build. And so if I find someone where I feel like

he wouldn't be a good partner for me. And I was just telling my friend this last night because his money isn't where I would need it to be. If I'm with somebody, I'm not gonna let my partner struggle. And at this point where I'm making the money making. I also don't want to get into her relationship as

an investment to help pick someone up. I want someone to either meet me at my level and we build each other, but without where we feel like we had a little hard It would be an older that would So I'm starting to this one guy, you're getting a dad. He's Harry. He's thirty three, right, And it's working out because I've never heard Mandy say she's dating someone with a three in front of their Actually we well, we fucked. He was in his twenties. Great, what do you mean

you skipped for ten years and was so confused? Thing? He's out, he's now a free agent. He's retired. So now it works out because he's retired football and I don't even deal with him like that. But he had nine year right right, right athletes context and athletes, So you can't have had wives. But that's okay, yeah, I think, so go ahead. No, that's that's the Middle Eastern trial. That girlfriend, wife and a few young thing in the car acting the episode. You know it's true. I was

babysitting and I'm like, shut up, kid, I'm busy. Trist Oh my god, the whole episode was Tristan. Yeah, I think the thing with you because you're a dominant personal quick and I did not. This is what happens when Wheezy doesn't have an outline. We got well, bit, Harry, You're very knie. I can't believe the paper and the pad and boring and that was just so. But by the way, that's better than Tori does. I was like, we mat that fucking pad with the dick pan and whatever. Tori.

I mean, I like that. I want the phone going. I'm like the pit. By the way, I feel like every time someone should drink is when my mom says, Tori, you have to be wasted by the end of this episode. That's a great sentiments on the actually took go throughout. But I just forgot to text you. I think, because you're dominating, assume that someone you will let you do that and older won't. But you're like, oh, they're gonna you know, they're not gonna want me to learn from them,

blah blah blah. I've dated men in their forties that can still learn from me. You need to date someone that's just receptive and open to that. And I just think it's just not happening. Just like with young guys too, they know it all. Sometimes you can't tell them ship you know, so it's it is the same bullshit. But I do think you have better chances with at least

someone being more committed, which is what you want. I really think there's a meme where it's like, oh my god, I want to get married, and then the very next one I posted it today it says why do you eat your toast that way? So it's like where it's literally like I like someone that I find something that I fucking like, can I just say something? So I married my husband all right. I don't even really know how. I walked down the aisand like I was, no, you

gotta let you gotta get this. I woke up the next day and I looked in when I go, what the fund did I get? What did y'all do? It? In Vagua? Next day, but this was no, I'm married because the same made I'm married to for thirty eight years. I literally woke up and said, what the fund did I do? Called my mother two days later, I said I'm getting a divorce. She hung up on me, and she didn't talked to me for three months. And I was like, I was so young and it was so

long ago. I was twenty three. I mean, I wasn't and I literally even have a whole phase, did you. I didn't know nothing zero. So my mother hung up, and then I was like, where the funk am I going? I teach aerobics? No, I was like, skid, I was like, but I really was like I was really petrified, you know what. I was my liking, I'm Jane fucking fund. Where am I going? God? Damn? One, two, three, five, six seven. But and then finally, and then I was

just horrible. I was an asshome. One day, I came home and it backed any of the Yellow Pages out and he goes to me, if you don't go to therapy, I'm leaving, you know. And then I was like, oh, was like, I better go to therapy because I was too scared that we should break up. What were your issues? They found? I think I was just here the issue. I was just really young and I just wanted to be out there more. I wanted to experience life, and

I didn't really get a chance. And I really because at the time, it was like I was expected to get married. How do you feel about people that are now in open relationships so that they can experience that. What do you think of that? Because here's what I think. I think it's great if everybody's open to it. Here's the thing. It's like, I always go back to Tori, but you know, like she says, she meets that the

fun face number of too. There's been so many, but the last one with the hinge date and he said, I don't really want a relationship, but she does, but she does that you in this, in this realm of dating, when someone says that immediately, what is it that you're looking for? And what keeps you to talking to someone after they tell you what happened with this guy? He said that and I said, okay, then we should just

end it. And then he freaked out and he was like, wait, wait, wait, I don't mean like ended, I just mean like, can we just take the slow And I was like take it slow, like hi, because I think yeah, he just like he wanted to be like friends. But I'm sorry, it's gonna have a translation. Boy, you wanted to definitely continue the benefits. You wanted to eat his cake or whatever. And I think this one didn't have beast like I know everything at this point, very plain, so sick. So okay,

I have a few. Have you ever the icebreakers for you guys, even though we're broken, was broken and these are for both of you. Mom first, okay, okay, got it? There? Have you ever? Yes? Fucked a black guy? Never? No, that's why she needs to Once you go black, honey, you know what they say, I want to when you go back. No, you know you're never gonna you know what kind of black guy you need? If you go,

I'm gonna take you to everyday people. What's that? The black guys that have incense burning like in their house, like a Coachella black guy. Like okay, like totally campedo. Nah, make video dancing? College? Oh, I don't see you a see Yes, it's so beautiful that guy she's trying to put you. One time, one time in college, I've made out with a guy who is half black. No, that doesn't count. It doesn't I mean no, but that's saying

we're not black. That counts. But then he then his roommate lie to me and told me that they're like, oh, Stephen isn't black. He's actually the opposite of albino. And I think that. I think they were just fucking with me. Looked like it was looked half black and I was. And then I saw his parents and they were both white. I think he's just adopted and everyone's trying. Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean, and that's the only black experience, you hap,

this is a problem. People dope afrobeats party and everyone's like, Brooklyn walk you know what I'm saying, And they're not, You're not gonna walk into this place. Because sometimes when I take my white girlfriends into a black space, I'd be like, damn, I know. They was about to say, I have the opposite thing her just taking to the clubs and bars that she frequents, because I literally was like,

they're stay. I don't like I'm too black. But in black guys in that place, you're the you're the girls that the black guy because they don't worry. All right, I guess your ants playing that out there. I'm telling you, the fucking guys are so dope. And then they're already like you've got to be a little socially conscious already to be at everyday people kind of party, and so like they're just gonna have convinces control at the house,

so I'm listen. My dad tells me all the time, like, you don't you tell people, you keep telling them you're black? You white? You know you're we Jewish? We same thing, the same thing. My dad really believes that he believes Jews, and I mean look at Brooklyn for real, with like Jews and black people, like it's the sane it alright, alright, I think the between the oppression between both, Like, I mean,

we're being honest here. Jewish people are the most hated white people ever, if you want to call them, right, they are. They also own everything, so anymore? Now did you watch Black Clansmen? How people talk about Jews. It's it is bad, it is barely bad. And like the way that black people are treated, and there's this thing of being the minorities. I mean, I hate to say that. I mean Jews are we are we are we I mean swipe this a lot, but you can have another

way of black bass. My dad was like yelling at me, He's like, you need a Jew and I was like, fine, I'll download jay Swipe. Is that like soul swipe? Like is where you know? Actually the black Jews? No, those don't exist except for the one right here and she's only half Okay, guy, okay, black eye. Have you ever had sex in public? Cover your well in the bathroom? Were you to rush on our party party? Okay, that's my husband? Okay hopefully Well no, Tori, I had a

life hello what um? Oh? Yeah I did. Yeah, it was the first. It was skateboard. It was at work because we worked together at work. Yeah, we work together. That's bad to I mean, I don't know what to say to. It was like in the gear room, in the gear production. Yeah, you don't work there anymore, right now? Good because you wouldn't have had a job that was stupid. She got stupid things. Have you ever had sex? Yes? While Tori was sleeping as a kid in close proximity. Yes, yes,

Have you ever had sex? Well, your mom was in another room. I mean we I grew up in the city and it's really you know, our apartments. Yes, high school boy thought I was making them breakfast. What are you talking about? Because we know I didn't hear them, But you have to remember we live in an apartment in the city and it's pretty close. Would let me so, I was very liberal and I'd be I'd be like all right, he could sleep over. My husband would put like ear plugs in, and I'd be like, all right,

fucking whatever. They say that a lot of people are gonna listen to this and think you're insane. However I am insane. My mom used to do the same thing because she was like, I'm never gonna let you get pregnant. I'm never gonna have the same place. I'm never going to let you go to his friend's house. That's how I would be around, And seriously, my friends would have been in situations where they've been even close to being actually assaulted. Was sneaking to a guy's house and their

friends place and there was other men around. So like, what you did seriously wanted safely. It makes me to wear The conversation between mother and daughter is a lot more close because I feel like my mom was also aware of my boyfriends and who I was dealing with, clearly because she used to want to go to the bar. Who are you talking to? Never, No, my my daughter knows him. But but it made our relationship closer with

her knowing the men that I was around. But also on the flip side, for all of my friends who grew up and a lot of my friends growing up were actually Latina in some way. So I had a Mexican best friend growing up, a Colombian Puerto Rican, and their households were very protective of them not being with men, not only not men, but not with black men. Um. And so they used to blame me why all their

daughters like black men. But that's a whole other story. Um. But all of those friends for me growing up who had such strict parents, multiple kids and kids even in high school because they were so we were friends in high school, and I mean, I'm sure you remember my mom was like talking about condoms. She used to make us bring condoms to the club that we got in

with fake I d s your mother. Yeah, And my mother knew about the fake idea, but was just like, look, I need to know where you going, so if you're gonna tell me where you're going to be in even had a basket at the door to grab your condom and get in the back room. But no, but I really, I mean I really did feel like instead of her being at the park screwing at night, rather secial because he lived in Manhattan. No, and they get it. They come out in the morning and I'd be like eggs anyone.

The truth is I felt good that at least she wasn't you know number one, not you know, somewhere else. I didn't know, getting in trouble, getting pregnant, and all the things that you just said. Can I ask you at what age was she when you had the conversation about the birds and bees whatever? At what age were you okay with knowing that she was having intimate relations with men and that you guys had those conversations high school? We talked about it early on, like maybe eleven eleven,

I think. And then you ever been embarrassed by your mom for being so open, because I'm sure now you appreciate it. She's here very embarrassed because I understand my high school. My mom like brought me my boyfriend high school, like chocolate body, like something like you could like put chocolate on each other's body. I don't even know where she got it from. It's true, Like I was like, why do I have it? She's like like chocolate massage, like oil lick to lick off your boy. It was

a little sick now that I think about it. No, I think you was so happy because my sister was like very innocent and didn't even have a boyfriend's time. Now, the sister was some band shape, so like I was like, you know, she was just like happy that like one of her daughters was like getting late. I mean it was appropriate eight I was like seventeen eighteen, I was going to college. Is like the summer. He has some chalod he some thongs. But yet you wouldn't put me

on birth control. Everything else beside that, So let me as true. I'm creous about that. You said she wouldn't put you on birth control because she was worried about breast cancer. No, I was because I was this was a thing, so I wanted to be a whole thing fifteen years ago. They were not sure if it was linked. So I was like really paranoid about that. Because we have a fan, so I don't even want to I'm not going to say the other story. So I would tell you to get the diaphragm, which no one's ever

heard of. Oh my gosh, you're going sex in the city when she got a stuff, Yeah, that's like common, you know. Yeah, that was our first episode. I got a commm seck my yeah. No, okay, Well, we just have one. Sorry, but I kind of diaphragm stuck becausetsual, Like you did your husband help you get it out? I had to go to the gun comm you gotta go like that's up there, Like it was really up there. There was no coming out. And he and he's a dentist, so he had the tools and the hopeful the dentist

tools are not the same for vagina. He hasn't you have the flashlight? I'm saying things. She has no idea that is now I'm like, do I even want to go to my dad for like my teeth? Any know? Where is this practice good? Let's just check? No, that's

not right. So let me ask you, as as a parent who's open with talking about sex and being sexual and liberal, um when it comes to sex conversations, would you what would be your advice to other mothers with teenage daughters with having these conversations and maybe opening their relationship a little bit more up. I think I think you've got to really sit down and open the conversation up with your child and be liberal enough to hear them.

You've got to listen, because if not, you will get a pregnant, team, you will get a kid that's going to go off and have multiple partners at a young age, because I feel the strict of the parents the more the child the kid is. What do they say? The preacher's daughter is like I friend from home in Orlando. She had a dad, was a pastor, and she has she lost her pregnantly. Hello, I mean she was, Yeah, I mean hello. Nets shows on Netflix? You really love Netflix?

Job to Oh my god, wait four and then box there like nine. I don't even know there's so many. Oh wait, I'm watching quicksand right now, which is probably never. Yes, I'm love him that show like Black Guys good too. He's very cute, by the way, Doble and I like that he actually said, you know, I know we're going off topic, but I like that he said, you know, I'm honest now and you she's talking about okay. So he really fessed up to, you know, like really making

some changes. You know, he is one of the had so sweet. I think it sounds good on the mic. I felt don't like he was honest. It sounds he's the actor too. I didn't like that. I didn't think I thought about that. I did, I did, I did I know, I did I think that you know what, you're very good active because you seem very real. It's like ready to fix you up with her. I was like, go off, I'll give you. I'll tell room, I'll pay for a though she don't want to hear you. I

don't know. She's like, he's big, that's going to be like you and Williams. But I meant creative but money. Yeah yeah, but he doesn't fly out, so it'll have to be local. Wait, that's so funny. We have any homemail before we questions? We had a kick of the week. We had more questions, but we've just been enjoying your dinner for like like like no podcast death area. Well, she lives in Williams, Okay, and I'm on the Upper east Side, which is so bored. But I'll make you skid.

I'll give me a jew. You're used to it. I'm not. My mom is black, my dad doesn't cook. So you're in okay. Really, I know that's awful food. We just have to bypass. My nephew lives with me. Oh wait a minute, Oh my god, my nephew was he's almost twenty three. She's full of shi it doesn't even know and he's gorgeous. Yeah, he's lived with me, but three is his weed and everything comes with him. You want an uber driver for weed, He's got it. I know.

He's in the middle of dinner. This is three years with us, and he goes, he goes, my Uber drives here. I'll be right back, and the place fucking stinks. I can't take it. You don't know what goes on in my partment, I said, because once a few years I did. I did, I know, and then she ended up having diarrhea. Yeah, ship on the car right home. I don't think. I don't know, But how do we ken I'm talking about right now. Yeah, that's true, but I shouldn't have thought

with another boy. And now the x fox fun faced kind of liked him though, you right, Yeah, of course she dump keep he was too good. Okay, So we get a homemail every week, which is basically letters from our host. And this one's pretty good. And I really liked this one because you know, Jews and circumcision. Here we go. Yeah, the subject is turtlenecks, stank, dear Mandy, and wheezy. Okay, I have a situation and I need

Jel's advice. I met this guy on tender after a week of talking, but to my place for us to meet at nighttime. Of course, it was chill, and then things got heated. He ate me out and then he asked me to return the favor. I was down until I realized he was uncircumcised. I have never been with a guy with a turtleneck, and it freaked me out. I tried to go for it until I noticed all caps a smell. I can't explain, but the ship was foul. I damn near gagged and made the fake excuse of

being too tired to be giving a blowjob. But the night went on. We had sex with a condom, of course, and it was good. As how things this guy could get. The guy after a smell, she said it was really good, the things that this guy could get more serious sex is really good, but the dick smell wasn't. If we get down and get in the future, I want to be able to please him. So what should I do? Sincerely, turtleneck hater, Just tell him the truth? I was gonna say.

I totally Tori told to guide the truth about that, and that was the know it didn't smell, I said bad, I said the X wasn't very good, and that was how did you tell him that? Well, he was like, we had SATs and he's like, oh, it took you a really long time to finish this time. And I said, can I be honest with you? And he was like, I just think, like what you're doing isn't exactly like

what gets me off. Yeah, And then he was like, so if you had this problem with other guys or just me, and I was like, I think it's just like your technique, you did a really good job thing. But the said because that is I wouldn't have said it that nice. So I'm a little bit more that I don't. I don't think that. I don't know why we're all terrified. How question is what I got got something for him? He has something? But y'all know I don't like Turtle nick Nick. But ironically, one of the

guys who I really like has skin. And it's like like that bad to you? What I mean, it just sucks for me. I'm not gonna lie, I sucked the ship out of this dick that I've had this morning. But it's yeah, but like there's no skin. So like I've had partners who have but when it comes to if there's a smell, if you don't feel comfortable telling him that there's a smell, and you do enjoy having sex with him so much, I would try to make it kinky a little bit and suggest to get in

the shower with him first every time. Well, no, just in the shower with him at least the first time or maybe first two times, and I say, you take it, and you clean his dick and maybe let him know before we have sex, this is how I like your this is how I like your dick. Like, and I washed and latherate, maybe do some little tricks and swing and then tell him I like this, I had a bad tasting dick. I've had a bad tasting And I was like, I'd be I'd be given my nigga have five,

Like I don't know what juices you're doing. I don't know, but I'd be like extra credit. It tastes it doesn't taste like anything. And I'm like, I'm proud of you because I like to swallow. I'd be like, can I swell in your nut? Like I asked to swallow it. I just want to know where it goes. Yeah, I like to know that it's not in my vagina, and there's no way I can make a baby, so don't come on me, because then I feel like they can

swim and get in my pussy stilts. Feel I just gonna swim inside my vagina, so I'd be like just and his doesn't taste like anything, But I have had bad tasting and you need to eat better, like well a lot of it's a lot of red meat. If you're not eating something in it, that's something makes it smell. It makes a smell and taste. So it's a taste, right, So like all that, I think it's heavy sodium. It

tastes bad. I mean, I don't know. I feel like people should know when they don't smell them not the good. That's a lot of salt, that's what that should be. Salty at full loury, lowery seasoning. I know, a seasoning that steak stop it, that's what that's like a musty like sweaty tick. So I'm like conscious because you're like

bro I asked someone recently. I'm like, oh my god, because we were walking all day and I'm like, does it like I'm I'm so self conscious about my small and I realized a lot of people aren't that way with their bodies. So I've sometimes tried to make sure that I talk about my cleanliness so that it puts the little bit of person that what soap do you use? I used to how does this go? But what was being honest? Like I think like honest, but I think

people are very sensitive. Well obviously you had that. We have had nicknames, guys, stay board. We got a lot of nicknames, so I I could just tell them yeah, like in a nice reason. I'm trying to figure out how to get around it. So I feel like if they write us, they can't say it, you know what I mean, Like if you have to write in when you just can't say it, You're right the showering thing, I really love ye, and I will say, but you're

going to do it every time every time. That's when I give the advice to like this is how I like, I really like your dick. Oh it tasted good this time, like say something like that. But also, as a woman, if this is someone you like, if you continue sucking him, you may get to the point where maybe you'll aren't using condoms. And if you're telling me there's a smell there. You have to be concerned about the bacteria that could

be going into your vagina as well. So this is Smegma by the way, Like if you really, I mean, well the smug might believe is when you see the when you see the cottage cheese. Yeah. Yeah. But with uncircumcised men, I mean, cleaning is more of a routine and a ritual. And I've been really fortunate to have been with men that are clean and know how their bodies work. But it sounds like he doesn't. And not the Atlanta show that was the Vanilla Ship. Um, there

was a man in London. He was four years old, I believe, and he came out and he came out on National TV on BCC and literally came out and said he had had over forty sexual partners and had never cleaned his dick because I know that he had to pull the skin back that's sensitive. And so he went on he went on the British cable network and was speaking with a sexologist about how he didn't know he had to pull his skin back when he cleaned it.

So you have to realize too, if maybe Brady woman have never told already women had forty sexual partners and had never pulled the skin back because he said it was sensitive and he didn't know he had to. And I feel like they're over Oh my god. I feel like they're like scared to speak up. Like what the guy I told him that he was and good at sex? I don't think it was because of me and because of our chemistry. He just like was very selfish in bed. And I think at thirty two, no one's ever told

him that he wasn't good. Cannot fake it because you know what happened. We're giving the impression for the next woman. Really, I think I helped the next woman out. Did you that she's straw standing systems? Yeah? Yeah, No, I think because after Tory had this like really bad dumping, like blindsided dumping, you know, funck face whatever number, skateboard fun face, that she became you know, like like more honest and kind of like, you know what, I have nothing to lose.

I'm just gonna say, wait, she literally had not luckily on the boat. She didn't get on the boat, but I was on the boat with you being liberal and us being in this day and age now where women are so powerful with their sexuality. I think it's just more important than anything, not only to tell a man when he's doing something wrong, but to make sure that we are getting pleased when we're having this transfer of

souls in fucking each other. And it's very important for us not to feel like we just need to make sure they come and that they finished and oh my god, did you like it? Was I good enough in bed for you know? It needs to be reciprocated. And I think we need to tell men when maybe they're not performing the way we would like them to perform. And I don't think there's anything wrong with that, ma'am. I need you to write that down how you said that though,

because that was that was quite amazing. So we're not up to my standards, said, I said, what you were doing? I said, First, I said, I don't think what you're doing gets me off, and then I said, I just think your techniques aren't exactly this was amazing. I think it's really good that you did not like Russia or fake it because he wanted it to be over. Yeah, let's keep a colapfort toy. Thank you. What a great parent.

But I sat in this episode too, By the way, I want to say, I had so much fun with you guys outside the podcast, and I feel like the one time we will is your bar at your Househo, I have a twenty three year old Yeah, don't do this that we got. I mean he is very good, lucking. Let me see him. I'm the one who Yeah, you gotta you gotta show her because so I have that's the ny It's like a skier that's cute. Yeah, before he is very good. So see, I don't know what

he looked like. Jason Momoa looks like Okay, that's the white man that he looks like Brad Pitt. He likes smultiple. You know, I don't like him young what that mean? That's you? I can't And he's the laziest thing of episode. I'm sleeping with the young sucking. I don't even know why. It goes to m y ust like nothing. We're all study nothing in you know, a film. It's not good. A wrestler, that's wrestler. That degree is going to have us on. Please, yeah, all that that is true. What

we do the sixth grade, we hold on. Do you have any friends? I feel like, but you won't see. Well, why while you're looking for the culture, Let our listeners know where they can find you on social media or podcast is and where they can find your podcast. Yeah. So our podcast is called got It from Our Mama. Wait, I just forgot I didnot are Okay? The podcast all we got it from your The podcast has all Got It from My Mama. This isn't a good picture of him.

It's like a shift. He looks amish here he does not, but he's Almosh was like a heavy I'm amish and he's really cute. Though, don't double tape it. That's our page. That's good, double double whatever you want. I thought it. I have better ones anyway. Modulate our podcast. Um, it's been about a month and a half days. Does your podcast come out on? And I'm very tired? Okay, just letting you know. Okay, Well we're wrapping up, wrapping our podcast wrapped tired. You can find our podcast Got It

from My Mama on iTunes or Spotify. We have an Instagram page Got It from my Mom, a podcast, a Facebook group as well. Um. You can listen and follow me on my Instagram at Tory Piskin t O R I P I s I N. And my mom has an Instagram obviously what's your almost have two thousand followers. I tell my daughters that like me, I'm like, that's fucking good for an old lady. Well, we're definitely gonna follow you. Yes, include in your description and their links

to them. So if you couldn't get that because we've been talking so much, we're gonna put it in there. You guys need to make sure you listen to this podcast if you enjoyed today's episode. I also want to say we never really have Caucasian like fifth one and the episode it is a very good Namely, Yeah, our show is all about sleep tonight. I'm like, no, but in the better way that when she's like fucked by a guy, but like this a good way. I'm not going to sleep, I know. So you guys are now

going into the Hall of Fame. We only have twenty six, so we're gonna guess, I don't know, there's like eighty thousand of them. I'm gonna guess maybe now thirty five.

But you know, deal for us because our show is basically to destigmatize kinks and sex with black people, so it kind of feels like we do a disservice to bring someone who's white on and then talk about an experience that black people like, but I like, but at this the conversation that we were able to have in the relationship between a mother and a daughter, and how you guys are open about it. I think every fun but it doesn't count Jewish, it doesn't. It doesn't think

Jewish the same. It doesn't matter waste on the daughter. It's told this same. Your mother's just like me, Oh my god, you should bring yours and listen if you went to studios, did oh god, I did. My mom was obsessed kidding on some real ship. My mom says this to me. She comes to my apartment. She looks at me, and she's like, do you know where we are? I was like no. She's like about to cry, and she's like, I've done a bump right here outside of

well I love it. I was like, mom, shut the fuck up, Like seriously, My mom is like all about dupon twin. She used to hang with I love it. No, me too. I think you know what it is to we live through our daughters. You're you're a piece of bus right and and so you know, my mom is convinced I took all her ass and I'm like, Mom, what you do? Like if I called my mom at four am and she's exhausted, I'm like, I gotta tell

you what happened. Let me get my drink. Yeah, I'm like, she can't wait to hear I'm having a threesome next week in Right with THEE. And my mom is so excited for me right because she knows I really like both of these people and I'm excited for them to me, and like, I just love this not to wash because I watched the episode I Love Onto Rush by the way, Oh that was the Netflix gad keep telling Yeah, so you know, we talked about it for like forty five minutes.

I'm like, I'm super excited. I think it's gonna be so much fun. And I've had three simps in the past, but never like this whole Baycate for it in this trip, and my mom was like, you know what, from what you've told me, they just both seem so honest and she's going to your mother, and I just really see it happening. I'm like, I can't wait. I need to wait a FaceTime. She's like, no, I can't wait to be a like mom, I'm like, look at your guy.

My mother. Get you on the beach. It's gonna be great. Wow. I feel like your mom would be like that. She'd be very open as long as you don't as long as you have a car, you know what I mean. She just skateboard thing. I'm like, oh, she just wants I'm over. I had him in the house. He had his fifty two skateboard. Something isn't or you don't even have a car? Reading them to pay for our ubers. Yeah. Yeah, So, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. You're very brilliant

to shop woman. I cannot woman the rise of guy from her mom. I think you, guys are absolutely I would come because I love this. Yeah, like amazing. I mean she has she has freaking comedians. They're nuts and they're like comedians. Yeah we do comment you wait, hold on, you have very good jobs, Tori, very smart. Both of them got some comedians. They're like, I mean, they're like at the depths of the York just saying I'm just saying, well, you only got like ten episodes, so it's really I

don't know who I met. Well, guys, I want to shout out to all of our patrons who support us. Because of you guys, we are able to be on tour. And as you know, we're gonna leave you guys with a five second clip from our bonus episodes. If you have called up to all hundred plus of our episodes at this point and you just can't get enough of us, become a patron for only five dollars a month. You guys can get three bonus episodes a month. That's right, y'all.

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of the week for the week. And it's actually just an extension to a current um well not a current, but one of the kink of the weeks we just had. Um So, if you guys were ballsy enough to look up anal acrobats, I wanted to let you guys know that if anal just ain't for you. You can look up pussy acrobats, so the same in the in the same sense that you saw the anal acrobats. And if you guys looked it up, there was literally bitches pouring wine bottles like well wine into glasses using their asses.

Damn you. Um, but you guys can also look up pussy acrobats. Um. I believe evil Angel dot com has those as well. Shout out to evil Angel, I told you that's what I bitch. I know. So pussy acrobats is once again, and Carla is looking it up. We are. She's in shock. She literally I thought I was an acrobat. Not no, you're not an acrobat. But just because you might be able to split, don't mean you're an acrobat. Hole.

So they literally um open up there orphanes um and shoved things as huge as melons, real eggplants, not emojis and not dicks, um wine bottles. I've seen balls, what other um these huge dildos that are the sides of my foot, enormous dildos. It's really interesting, the rabbit hole of things that you can go down. We're literally in over a hundred episodes. You see, we have the bonus ones bitch, how are we still finding nasty ass ship that people doing with y'all? Nasty asses? Okay, but we're

not king shaming, bitch. I know that that's like a vase. Is that a vase in our pussy? I don't know. Look, wow, so you can be a pussy acrobat, Um, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't tell us off. I know it's really wild. Um, I'm not watching anymore. My pussy hair just doesn't Yes, I feel like it just stretched a little bit. Your pussy did not stretch. Just looking at just looking at adventure stretched sex. It's a little loose down here, you ain't.

But I'm obstinate, so I'm not gonna do that. So for the for the for the horrible decision, Um, I didn't even go hold y'all. I didn't even write this ship down. This is literally off the top of my dome. But y'all see a bit still had to be organized in some motherfucking type of way. Um, So I kind of want to put this on polical but you I ain't got a horrible decision. But I'm lying, I'm lying. I'm I'm talking about it. For the horrible decision this week,

we're gonna talk about forced abstinence and forced celibacy. And first off, y'all gonna let me take these titles, because even though it was a motherfucking drought, I was pledging that I was celibate. You're not a cell Okay. Came to the state of abstaining from marriage and sexual relations. Is the definition of what abstinence? What is the definition of abstinence meaning refrain restrain oneself from doing or enjoying something. I was abstinent in as fault you We're not you're

doing it yourself. You're restraining yourself self, right, So that's why I was abstinent. So I was restraining myself from getting any other dick. Besides, I was absentent bro, no bro, because if he would have called it any moment, he called plenty of times and I couldn't leave work. So I was restraining, bitch, I was absinent. But anyways, you're being faithful, you calm. So here's the thing that I want some of you men to know, and I would love to know if any of the women listening um

feel this way as well. So basically, with all the traveling, wrapping up the tour, then of course, Mother Nature were her fuck as popping up from time to time. I literally got into a state where I went six weeks or so, so a month and half. It was two periods, bitch, so to me it feel like two months. Just know that I went through two periods without getting dick. Um, so I could lie and say it was two months because it was two cycles. But anyway, Um, I literally

went that long without getting dick. And the problem was I had people coming to town. I had locals that I had bucked, like a long time ago, but none that I none that were really good. Didn't you have one coming in the day after you came back you got drunk in Brooklyn, you were like, I'm gonna go see so and so, why don't you go see him this one? Oh he's still here. I could probably see him tonight if I wanted to. Now that I got dick.

He just got to town yesterday. Yeah he Yeah, he wasn't in town when I was in Brooklyn day the way I was drunk. Baby girl, baby girl, Oh my god, I did I apologize to Crystal. Shout out to Crystal from the red um, even though she put me on her live A bitch was drunk as shout out to a sante from the friend Zone and our mutual friend Dub she was the Unicorn and episode seventeen, I got Hella drunk on on Sunday, but that's a wholenother story. But anyways, so basically the dilemma was I wanted to

fuck so bad. Okay, like I it was, I was a dog and heat. I just I wanted to fuck. But because I had gone so many weeks without sucking, in my mind, I know the anger that gets into my heart from bad Dick