Ep12: Like Mother Like Daughter Feat Weezy's Mom

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and let's start show. Oh we're all right, mom, I'm I'm only playing this song because you should drive me fucking crazy. In the car with this h feeling coming through. Now you failed it. This why I don't damn phone guys, no more. I don't want to hear. I don't want to feel their erection on my butt when we're dancing. It was a long time. It wasn't it was good a long time ago. Didn't work because that was just like, oh my god, why do you have a boner while

we're dancing? Why? Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Horrible Decisions. If you haven't been able to tell by now, we have a very very very vs OP special guest in the building. Tonight. We have Wheezy's mom Um and so what are are you? Mama, Wese, Miss Jew would you like to go by today? Okay, everybody gets the phone. Everyone gets the phone operator voice. We're gonna be talking about sex. She is so ready anyways, if you guys already didn't know, UM, this is Mandy B. And I'm

Wheezy and thank you guys for tuning in. I do want to say thank you once again to everyone who has been hitting us up on our social media um and the amazing feedback we've been getting from you guys. Um, Remember you're more than welcome to d MS your stories, ask for advice, um, and follow us on our I g at horrible underscore decisions. Um, so this episode is gonna get a little wild and I'm super super super excited. Um, I guess do we want to say more about miss

Mama Jule before? You know? On our listeners know a little bit how old you mom? St I know that's right, So I guess we could tell I could I could endit intro you you can cut me off. So she's been my mom for twenty six years. And uh, let's see, you never really worked. I don't know if you made horrible did any life, but you know if you're a housewife for most of it. Um, let's see, my mom lives in Orlando, so she's up here visiting me for

Mother's Day. Ish before I go full gift, yes, um, and she's going to I'm actually leaving for Toronto for a wedding. Kim's wedding shout out to Dr Kim. And while I'm gone, my mom will be in my apartment turning it. Listen. I don't know if you have already been giving um the warning sign just do not do anything on that couch. I thought it was a new couch, but we put it together. Yeah, you don't know. She wants to put it together and went to late on it on social media and it all. That's why my

nephew was putting that up in a suit. So we're gonna start today's episode off with our kink of the week, as we always do. And what is the kink for this week? I want to talk about this kink because a lot of people, I think are misconstrued with the word. And this is more of an old school word for non monogamy. So it is swinging and and this is not on a playground set, guy. It is a lifestyle of non monogamy where sexual relations occur outside of an

established couple. Generally swingers are married. They tend to reframe from from romantic attachments with their part with their outside partner. Excuse me. So it's a lot bit more different from polyamorous relationships. There's a lot of overlap between the two communities,

though the closeness of the comparis comparisons are generally not acknowledged. Um. Yeah, so I actually want to go ahead and kind of break this down for people because I know I've been posting quite a bit of things on my social media and my fucking followers are not here for your bullshit? So um, exactly can't they do? Not? This triple quadruple outsiders coming in now? If you can explain, because I kind of have an idea of it too. Polyamory goes

towards what and swinger. What is the actual difference and in a slight can I answer that? Ye? What is it? Pamory in the sixth Okay? So what is the difference between polyamory and swing? Part is really being married? Okay? When you swing, which a lot of my friends do in Miami, you go to people's houses and there's music and there's food, and you going to pick your partner and go into a room. They could be six, So

it's just sex. So it's just only sex. You cannot exchange numbers, okay, which is hard in this day and error to do. I think social media and everything. A lot of people thought that's how I took swinging too well. Now, but you have to bring I had to have a gathering in your home and each person couple gets to bring another person. Let me now, let me ask you this question because this is also something that. A lot of our followers have asked, I think my mom knows

a lot of smy but maybe I'm wrong. Well, you can't answer polyamory. And so back to the swinging. When you're a swinger, are is it swapping of the couples or are you just bringing one of the partners in? Like how does that work? Like, so you know, are you allowed as a woman to another man? Yes, you are allowed, but you're also allowed to say no. Okay, but I know those rules. You're allowed to say no if you don't accept that person. Let me tell you

my first experience. Oh, she swinger. My friends are big time swingers, and they could not go to the you don't give names, Yeah, we don't. Don't you know she's blond anyway, you know she's blind. Um, So they said I had to go to this party because they were due to bring a guest. And I'm like, I'm not into this, but I'll go. So I took my gay friend who had to act like he was straight. And this girl said, ok a couple. You had to be a couple. Even in swingers clubs. Most of the time

they had food, music. And then this girl said, okay, I want to suck your dick, and he was like, asked my wife first. She came over to me and I was like who, and I said, no, you can't suck his stick right now. We're waiting. We're waiting. It was a very embarrassing because if you find they find out that you're not swinging a you can be thrown out. Really yeah, absolutely, So you can just go to watch,

No you can, you can't. No, no, no, you can watch, but you cannot continue as he come and watch and without participating. And I know it's not that you have to. So there's a lot of clubs, okay. Because by the way, my mom is from New York, she's from Queens here, which remember me in restaurant. We went to a sex party. That's different. No, no, no, So you're saying that the outside club going it's totally different. That's not swinging. Okay, sex those are sex clubs. I've been to that one.

So what's the difference in the sex club? Okay, First of all, you're gonna pay a couple of hundred dollars. You're gonna go into a room. I went to that too, And you go into a room, the mat is on the floor, and people. That's all you see a legs flying, heads bobbing. And I was on the floor on the mat and my husband's girl came over to my ex and she started schooling him. This guy wanted to put his dick in my mouth, and I put in her mouth because this is the worst thing idea I had.

She wasn't ready to hear this about her mother. Mind you, how do you think we's got the way she is? Hello? Because let me just I wanted to get into this later, but come on, I think your people containing like, oh, you know, your mom can't be that crazy, and she no, you should see. Even my mom and we talked about this the last episode. My mom is loves what we're doing with this podcast, and she's like, I'm so glad that you guys are just so free and open with

this because you know, she's now. My mom is now forty I forget my mom. She forty five and something like that. She's something. But she even says some of the stuff we've talked about at forty five, she hasn't done yet. Now I've done it all, not just want to, but you got your listeners have to understand. I've known Mandy for like ten years now. Yeah, I mean I think I remember sometimes us going out. She'd be like, well, if you guys were gonna have sex, make sure you're

wrap it up. I remember telling that out you had sex. My mom was always like, oh, yeah, were you the condom? Let me know if you do something this second. She found out because you left the condom on the table. I didn't leave it on the table in the trash can No, no, wait, I actually do want to hear this story, and I know that we're going to hear stories later, But you found a condom? Is that how you found out we was having tricked me into having

her having sex for the first time. We were in the condom with Miami, right, you guys were all in Miami and you persuaded me to let you go back. Well, we had the this This is funny because I think

we brought this this up. This was like, I don't know if I told you guys wasn't having sex, but me and me and Wheezy were maybe six team driving my car going to Miami for a Memorial Day weekend with fake ideas and then they were so lavish and Miss Jewel was like, well, I have the car throwing having to her you guys can stay there, and she didn't know that we was like not going to having to her them all was on the beach, but we didn't have said I didn't have sex. She This is

when you swindled me into letting you guys. Yes, you wanted to go back to Orlando because you're concert tickets. Please let me go back. And you guys went back. You do a time you had sex? Okay, anyway, anyway, I let you go back. When I got back, you know, I'm a clean, free and I go look in one of the guest rooms and what did I find? What did you find? I said, this bed not the way I made it? Why is there a coldom on the table?

When you came back? So the stereo? And then I told you I would know the first time you had sex because you will change now I won't. Yes, you did. You went to church. You went to church with your aunt, your grandmother. And then I started cutting, and then yes, I remember, and then I've found it and went into the room and said, why didn't you tell me you had sex. I'm not upset, I'm glad I found the condom, but you were nice about it. Yeah, but I'm surprised

you had to lie about the ticket. Oh my god. And my mom was like, I'm gonna be cool because you know my boyfriend. I'm gonna be cool and be cool, be cool. He comes to pick me up, let me tell you something, come back in the Oh my god. I was like, are you still going out? He's like, I don't know. At least he's the one that I wanted to be her first. You know, he still comes over when I'm in Orlando for Thanksgiving. He's really nice,

very very nice. Yeah, Okay, remember, listeners, I want you to know this is the real deal from these two. You what you hear is what you get. I think we have. But yes, that's why I drink people. People always assume that they'll stay. They've made comments like generally most supporters we have as positive people will say things like, how do you let your mom know you have a shore with the word horrid and you tell your sex stories.

I'm like, because I was not the one who was pregnant at sixteen, I'm not the one who was unsafe or out here getting being put in bad situations that graduated. Yeah, and that's what even even MS Jule used to always love like me and wheezy, oh my god. We were sixteen seventeen. We were going out on school nights in high school and yeah, I graduated. Yeah, and she would like, you make your own mistakes. Yeah, And my mom was the same way, and so we literally I graduated top

of my classybody. I graduated. Anybody that then has one or two kids now absolutely absolutely, and this is why I'm so proud. So everybody go out there, get laid when you're sixteen, now sixteen, and then you don't have to worry you something. I think that that men's when my friends when I was younger, they were going and sneaking out and having sex and doing this. I was scared to get my asked. But but when my honest

I always felt like girls were having sex to be liked. Yes, my mom taught me a lot about that, you know, like being feeling beautiful, feeling confident. So men couldn't really give me that because we had those open conversations. Even as an adult now I can't get played like that absolutely, you know. I mean people still say I should be a disappointment, but graduated when school take care of my family as much of him, have a good job. There's a bitch out there's got two kids and still living

at home with their parents. Yeah, she wasn't no right right. Sorry. I gave a party for Gil and I saw you in the corner, so I know you were second God, I remember one of your friends. Wait, one of your friends were at your party for me, okay, And I

was like, mommy because my mom. So when I was younger, my parents had and a beautiful house, and my mom they had in their house I used to call I used to call Wheezy new new because this bitch had a beautiful, like beautiful house, and this bitch will go to school with golds in our mouth. And I was americ for having money because she was re embarrassed. It's not I didn't. She had you know that movie theater room was my bedroom and I was like, I want

a small room. Yeah, I remember we had the conversation. She actually wanted the smaller room. She would literally she would wear babe and have gold and pink and purple hair, and Wheezy was ratchet and I used to call her new because this was at the time. You hated it, Kennedy, you were even even I remember when we were going out to the clubs. Listen, we took all the club photos with the money bling blinging in the bag. But she had me on all these extensive schools and white

kids were fucking mean to me. I didn't know that she didn't like me to pick her up in a jag. They had a jag they like, yeah, Like, while I was sitting here with my Hundai Sonata, was like, well, we'll just take the jag. Let's just I don't think you guys like that. You know, it's very humbling because now times have changed and I don't have four thousands square feet, we don't have two touses of square feesa before it was better, but you know, and I haven't

show you get it now. Like I just wanted to humble myself, and I think it helped me for now. I think it absolutely did, because like it was a huge different because by the time we got into like our twenties, play those closet Yep, I'm just gonna sell all my clothes. I'm just gonna sell my clothing get money. But guys, you know, also what's funny. I don't think I could have been my age and been without money.

Things happen for a reason. For sure, to have all that money and not work was fabulous, But to have lost it back then they have all that money, no, no, But what it is is you have to accept what comes to you in life. And that's how it is. I love working at Bleep Bleep, the first job at sixty. I love that, Yes, and I love it. And now I see how people go to work every day. I didn't know it was as hard. Listen, my mom will call me and it's my mom will call me and

be like, I worked seven hours today. I am exhausted. Here you are talking that ship today and I'm like, so that's not a lot. I didn't. I worked. I worked nine and a half. But we're okay, but I did not clock in. I'm sorry, I don't know. I asked these young people, could you do that? Well? They asked me to do things, and I'm like, don't you have sixteen years old? I don't have sixteen year old, dude.

My mom said, I never since my mom started working, she loves to come and tell me something like, let me tell you what Jane told me. Did you know that people are shady? Like? Yeah? She said, no, I said her. My mom a picture of me trying to show her how my body was looking at braun Panties wrote me back and said, yes, girl, yes I'm learning. You know. I know you've sat here and shared with our followers a lot about us, um, but I think we want our followers to know a little bit more

about you. God, you say one no to one of these things, no, she's not. So what we be compiled was a list because what we like to do with every guest that we have, we like to play have You Ever? And although we're sitting here with liquor in front of us, we're not gonna make you drink for everything, but I can you have You are the drinking chair, You are the drinking champ. But so how this game works, um,

because it's like new school. But have You Ever? Is basically is going to ask you okay, okay, Well she's not gonna ask you the questions, so I'm going to ask you the questions and is just going to cringe in her seats and you answer me. If you don't say no to one of these, then I really don't know. There's your blood, like, oh my mom has home in her blood. I told you she's a dominatrix. I'm sorry to church all day, but we all have home hashtag. Ho is like, why do you think I haven't worked

for six to five years? Okay, So we're gonna start with have you ever so and be if you have a great story to share with us, we would love to hear it. So it's round them off, just round them off. Okay. So the first one is have you ever had a threesome? Yes? Okay, okay, but this is what that Have you ever had two men or with the two women? Which one did you like better? And the two men and the two women. I can't answer that because it's equally Oh, it's equal both surprising. It

was surprised. It was surprised. I think I'd like it two women. Oh you didn't think you like the two women, but you knew you would like two men. Absolutely, that's right, because it's so like all over you. Yeah. Did you do it with a husband, Yes? Absolutely, because so By the way, my mom is still married to my dad and they've been together about thirty years. Thirty years. But then with my first husband, I did a lot because you have to do for your man if they're gonna

go out fucking. They go out sucking, so bring it to them. Pick a check with you. I will pick her because there's nothing you suck the best dick I heard. I'm a champion at it. I'm the proud mother the best dick sucking girl. Give me an Academy award. And if you keep your man happy, he will stay. A man will never forgets. Do not start playing the game where you've been what you've been doing. It's gonna happen.

And that's actually and that's absolutely I think we've talked about that, and I think that that's why we still. I'm so ready for the second day. But the whole like going, like the nagging part of it, like at the end of the day, and cannot take that the one can they cannot? How old when you when you had your first reason? We have a lot of oh no, no, my three it was with my first husband. So okay, yeah,

maybe that earl, Yeah he was filthy. I know, that's right, married her first husband one day, But but I didn't all you didn't know it was well, I didn't know he was that rich. You had to you one day. I was oh no, no, I was hanging out with a very social crowd and the studio fifty four crowd, and which we're gonna get into. I'm so excited and

so lord um. He saw me in the restaurant anyway, he said, I'm really attracted to you, and I said, I took him to a bar where I knew my gay friend worked, and I said, if he says yes, and I'll marry you. But I had asked him, if you asked a man three specific questions and he can answer them, right, that's the man. What are yes? I'm they can? I actually, girls cannot tell you that because actually the people in London, the press in London, because he comes from a powerful family, wanted to pay me

millions of dollars for that. And I would not even answer that three questions. And you don't tell us all because I'm looking at my husband. I'm six. So I married him, and Bett married him, and I said, if you can find a place, he'll get us married in twenty four hours and I'll marry you. Mab. I was joking. I wasn't thinking like that. He knew she'll marry me in a day. She'll definitely fox somebody else with me,

I'll know. But three questions. Hey, so now, I said. So, we flew on a plane, got to Vegas, still didn't screw each other, and then he's we got to the hotel and he told me, these are the list of things I liked if I do? What time do you ship? And what time some of the stupid questions. But I'm happy if I can ship. I don't have a time for it. I'm not. But that's how it comes with wearing a rich man. They come with problems. Wait, what

does that mean? He had? He he knows he ships every day at eight o'clock and he wanted to know what time? About ship problems? Yeah right, so he didn't have to wait things I need to know. Okay, so we're gonna ask you another question. Um, have you ever been with a woman alone? Never? Okay? So only in three some settings? Yes, okay, all right, well not your daughter question. Everybody wants to know. Why do you think you knew that I like girls or would like girls?

I think came for me. I think you would have been that open. That's my mom has the same exact answer. My mom told me she's been with a girl, and I just first of all, there was nothing you could do that I would disapprove of, but being an open soul that just comes with it. Absolutely. Just tell me. Was there any girl growing up? No, I mean we believe it, but it was never her. I know you always taught you somebody who my friend? Oh oh, she always touched you, and I thought it was very inappropriate

to you. Do you know who it was? Do you ever that white girl down the street I was used to She looked a mess? Oh? Lord, I tell me, that was the first time I was about this. I like, I eat a drink. I was like eating pussy, but like, you know, kissing and liked gonna lead drive home to my friend. Yeah, I dry my friend and I think I was in fourth grade. Yeah. Yeah. We weren't like getting each other, but we were like getting when you first knew that pretty but this she was not pretty

at all. But it had nothing to do it pretty. It's your genes. It's your genes. So if you knew what that's, don't answer me that I think you're born. I think you're boring the way you are. I think that as well. Okay, and then the last question is um, actually no, this is the second last question. Have you ever had anal sex, yes, but not deep. This is weird answer, that's my answer answer. The head has definitely

gone in the absence you don't had anal sex. And she's like, no, bro, I haven't gone all the way. So we were talking on the phone. I don't know if you guys have kept up. So lover boy gave her a we vibe, which is a which is a toy he can control that he can control while he's a look that's I'm surpried. It's a great thing. Right. So she's actually been putting in in her ass and she's super excited about finally having anal sex with him. So she was like, bro, I need you to give

me like the rules I'm giving anal sex. So I was like, here you go. Are you ready? No, bitch, the first rule is, bitch, don't eat. You can't eat that. You know you gotta have anal sex. The day you're about to have anal sex. You just stopped eating, You just stopped talking. Well, you know what, because you don't want I don't really need this, sham you. I got a bunch of gays at home rules for your Yeah, I'm gonna yeah. So this is what I told her last night. I was like, okay, don't eat. I said,

if you eat, eat some crackers and some water. And then I also told her when when you go to take a shower, um, this is where of course you wash everything. But what you gotta do is you gotta stick a little finger up your booty hole because you don't want no ship. It's just sitting at the end of your booty hole. Because that's that's gonna be the first thing that coming on is my favorite episode you So you literally we're gonna have to come back to

the topic. So you literally have to just you know, stick your finger up down with a little bit soap or whatever, but you gotta put your own finger in there, get a loose a little bit, and pretty much clean out the entrance of your ani if. Um. But and then I told her you have to relax because that is gonna hurt. But man, did you pre this happens when I did it? It was not prearranged. It just happened.

Was there ship on that? Absolutely? So my friends said, there's there's actually, um the top five antal douche that Weezy was sent. So do you want to just run down the list real quickly with that and just like be like her number one keeping your ass clean. And this is like an ofm mom. They call it fleet. Now there's five rules. You can't just shove it in even too clean your ass ruin the spincter muscle. Have to literally louse it before you put it out of

your death. There's just something just happened when I was talking. They made me realize you were sitting here, and it made me feel so uncomfortable. Yeah, we're a little part. I don't know what's it, loup, because I've been shopping. When you said my daughter is the best chicks, hold no way. Let me let me tell you something. When love her boys said to me, you're my top? Like girl does ever given me a head? I told my mom and she goes, I am so proud of you

is don't get to be proud, but the best chick? Sucker? I got pleased. I think she phone drinks today. You heard it, you heard it. We have one more one last question, um regarding the have you ever segment and the last one which we would love to hear a story if you have one, is have you ever been with someone famous? Don't even ask that. God, you know she loved to tell the story. Hello, that's one of my best friends, right and you can tell this now,

I don't have to. We'll be okay. He is a very well known singer Spanish and he he and I were best friends when I divorced. Then is really famous my first husband, no, it was before him was the most gorgeous man on earth. Oh my gosh, you guys is too young. We are and uh, he's a very famous actor. And when he fucked you, you had to say, daddy, daddy, daddy. Oh my god, the next question because and now and then I got it's this guy. Oh wow. Um. He liked to be called daddy. Dam was a lot of

ship um and then the godfather ship daddy. Right when I divorced my first husband, his family was so rich they said you have to find him. It's an accountant because you're not coming back to us and ask us for more money. So I found this accountant who represented and he said you will be great together. I'm at and he's a nice man, fabulous person, but there was

no connection. But he liked me as a person. So I traveled all over the world with him and then one day we were just like let's just do it. Just where were you? Where were you in the world? Where we were in Venezuela, Because I told himself, I told with him, um and went on tour. Yes, not as a singer. You were a group. He's like I said, private plane, not bus. Back back then the group and I still I saw them Vegas. But anyway, when I had just looked at each other one night and just said,

let's just do it. And it was horrible. So we just your friends after the bad. Absolutely, I used to I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry. His secretary and I we would like fifty four fifty four. Well, this is what this is. One I used to our words. If we didn't like a girl and he had a lot of beautiful women around him, this is you got to take this part out. This is so it doesn't matter. She not back then they didn't know from my source, but you because you because they would not be with him,

you're not gonna be around us. You'll be got rid of them. We're keeping all this ship. Okay, So the next thing that we're gonna get into, um, as you guys know, this is a show called Horrible Decisions. So we are going to get into the part of our horrible decision. How much time do we have loved? Is it almost over? You don't just we got plenty of time, We got plenty of tiger. Has it been at least thirty minutes? Damn not think it's thirty minutes? I go,

that's right, not even sack. Even so we're going to get into the horrible decision. I guess you want to go ahead and introduce um This week, the segment is pity sex. So I wanted to pick this because I wanted my mom to tell one story that I'm always tearing up laughing about. Oh lord. But so when I thought about it, I'm like, I wonder why she did it, and it's because a pity funk. I feel like I know what they called on Sex and City mercy fuck,

mercy fuck. That's well, this is true because I didn't know. She didn't know. But I do want to ask you, have you ever sucked any guy off pity sex? Yeah, I'm asking you, like, have you ever sucked someone because he felt bad or something like? What was the reason I've never slept with someone that I hadn't slept before, Because like, I've never sucked someone because I felt sorry for them. Okay, so yeah, but no, no, no, but I've definitely had like a guy that sleft it before

and I was like, fine, yeah, me too. And then he wanted around two, and I was like, I'm tired and everyone knows that I go around two, three five, hold on with him. I was like, this is like I'm so good, actually go to sleep. Um. But yeah, when it comes to pity sex, it hasn't been Yeah, and like we were saying, it hasn't been to where I've slept with someone because I felt sorry for them or anything. It has normally been a guy that owed

them something. Oh I've never given. No, I don't know nobody pussy for ship like, and I'll tell him I don't give a funk how much you do for me? God damn, this pussy ain't old. No, God damn. But it ain't oh to nobody. But I definitely had to where it's like I had company come over and maybe they were over there for a long time, and it's like maybe didn't even want to suck him, and I could tell he was super recent pity sex sleeve sharing my old investment banker that I was sleeping within when

I first moved to New York. He lost his job. Wait, so you gave him pussy to make him feel better, but he's still had a nice apartment. Listen, I work on part and he's right down the block. Anybody's like, I'm just having a really real time. I'm so stressed. But was like, let me take you for a drink. He's like, I really don't want to. I don't want you to take me anywhere. Just just come over. I can't take you to dinner anymore. Like I tired after work. But I was like, I guess, you know, I mean

he did take me. This's a nice places. I was like, what's new? Boo boo, don't do that. I hate you. Don't let her do that. Okay, So I guess how can we introduce the story? So you said it wasn't pitty sex, So please share this story? Um about what very true story? People, And you know I am crazy. Claimer just hit My top was in Miami, and this is before Miami became so fabulous. I had to get out of New York because I was having way too

much fun. New York is fun, and I moved to Miami met some people, had a great time and I met this guy, very attractive, very nice, went to dinner, and I wondered why he had a cane and he lived and he said to me, oh, no, I just had a little uh accident in the war. And I was like, okay, no problem. Was his Pimpcaine? That's what you thought? Yes? And then we went out a few more times and I was like, Okay, the drinks good, everything's good. Let's go to my apartment Miami Beach on

Collins Avenue. Um. So we get into bed and I hear click click the man took his legs up. Wait he did Wait what did he do? Took his legs off? He took his legs off? He had no legs? He click click? Was the was the detached? But did you know this? No prior? He told me he had a slight accident in the war. Wait what did you fuck him with no leg Are you ready? So I hear I'm already in bed, a little drunk, and I hear click click. Don't I don't know that sound? And it's

something harmed on top of me. I saw. All I felt was nothing, and I was like, let's get this all up. Wait, but you like him? Go, I'm continuing, you can't. You can say I don't think if you can kiss. But the third dick did more leg the third leg. The third well, he didn't have one leg. Leg. That's at work. I don't care if you don't have legs. But the third so you said you don't care if a guy doesn't have legs as long as the third leg work works. And if that don't work, I'm playing sleep.

So the next morning I hear click click, I don't know, it wasn't a click. I see him wobble off to the bathroom, and I'm attack. I'm playing sleep and he called my name. I didn't answer, click click, and he was out the door. And we did speak after that, but we didn't screw three story. Oh my god, let me tell you this real quick. Or you wanted to talk about the topic of men who don't go down on girls. Let's get to the questions we have questions about.

I didn't want to hear the question. This is getting bad to me. Ask you another question. So you've had a fut I've been really into this show called Daredevil and it's based in my neighborhood. Hell's kitchen and the guy's blind. Have you ever sucked a deaf guy or a blind guy. I felt like, oh my god, I'm not gonna lie. I was talking to this guy and he was in a wheelchair and had a lot of money.

You know who I'm talking about. Oh yeah, so he wasn't always though, he wasn't always fine so fine, So he hasn't see if I can pull up a picture himself. So I met him when I was I was thinking about fifteen or sixteen at him every time. Well, he's coming up here next month and wants to hang out. He's super fun though. So when me and Weezy were going out in Orlando, I met this guy at one of the parties we went to. He was the security at the door. Super handsome, light skinned, tall built like

super handsome guy. Um, and I moved to Atlanta. You see him, she's showing you a picture right now. It's private. Well I could probably get on it if I didn't follow him. No, he's very cute. So I moved to Atlanta. By the time I come back, apparently there was a shooting at the club that he was working at and he became paralyzed from the legs down. Do you remember

what clubs was? It was one of them, one of the Jamaican clubs UM, but he ended up getting shot on duty um and became paralyzed from the legs down. From this, he got a huge fucking settlement from the city and now it's sucking paid. And so he comes out here like he is. Oh, he'd be on like girls are still girls are still trying to well, you still have his leg but he can't. They don't move. Now I've never fucked him, and it's literally because I've

just been like, have you seen it his dick? No, But when they didn't say them not not not the neck down, he's just from the legs down, like yeah, But but first off, I want you to know, my legs is short. I don't like riding dick as it is, and there I would have no other fucking choice but to ride his dick. And he's like bigger now because he's been in a chair. He can't exercise, so it's just like he's a little bigger and my legs is

only but so long. So it's like everybody stretch them at least, but everybody's gonna He's super popular, super popular, and it's so crazy because he is super good looking and he's super fucking cool. He's nice, he's super nice. Oh my god, don't tell me I have to fuck sit on the wheel chair, sit right on top and wheel let around. Oh my god, you can do it. Thanks,

thanks for being so thanks mom Um. I guess the next thing that we're going to get into because I think this is something that we want to share with our followers. Um. Miss Jewel has a segment in which she wants to share with you. If you are dealing with a man and for whatever reason, you can't get him to go down on you, we can read question. I don't know if this is relative. Okay, So we have a question I guess from one of our followers, and Miss Jewel is going to give her insight on

it today. So this girl says, I love the subject the anon a Miss Hoe, we the and Mandy. First off, I want to say I love the podcast. I binge listened to all episodes and two days you didn't read this. Nope, I didn't even read it. I'm twenty four years old and I'm thick in all the right places. I've been in a relationship for a year and a half. In the beginning, my boyfriend told me he just doesn't give head.

He's twenty three, I'm twenty five. In June, I really liked him, so I thought I'd be able to turn hi out and just make him starting and pussy. The deeper we got into the relationship, the more I realized how seth he was with me giving him head and I'm not returning it. And I got more and more irritated that he wouldn't return the favor. I told him one day that I demand he'd start eating me out more, and he said he would only do it in the shower.

I figured that was a good compromise, so I tried it for a little bit, and I still wasn't satisfied. One time I was giving him head on top of him in sixty nine, I put my pussy in his face to see what happened. He did a couple of looks and stopped everybody. After the mediocre head he was giving me, I decided to stop giving him head. He got upset. We would argue all the time about the lack of sex and head I was giving him. Although he doesn't do it well, he does now give me head.

It's like a kitten licking its paw. I always think about how my old guys would about my old dudes and how good their dick was in their head game. And I know I could have a guy do whatever I want, and if I really wanted to, I could cheat on him. And I want to cheat on him

so bad. It's so crazy because last week, if you guys heard, we had a mail with the same problem that he couldn't The only reason she stays because she says he has a big gass dick and he's the only guy that makes me come on a regular basis. I've tried to break up with the multiple times, but it's hard because we live together and he's super clingy. What should I do? And if you think I should break up with him, how do I do it? With love?

The anonymous hope? The anonymous hope. Okay, um, I guess before me and we give our advice to to this anonymous hope. Um, I guess when you first heard that he wanted to do in the shower? What did you think? That's the red flag? You need to stick your finger in your pussy. Taste it first, if it doesn't taste good to you, If not taste good to you, and a lot of men. If you want to sleep around A lot of men have complex is about giving women's

head because another man came inside of them. Well, and I was just about to say, if you are anonymous, hope, if you are having unprotected sex to the point where he's coming in you, often that can actually often cause a smell for a woman to be ejaculated. And honestly, when I heard shower, that's a smell like and you she she should have known by the way our engineer was in here the second I said, only in the shower,

and he's a I don't like it. And then for someone to say just the shower, that means he doesn't feel And he also gave you a hint by saying I'll do it, but do it in the shower, absolutely, because he really is crazy about you. And I really need to think you don't see understand it, and you may not smell it, but do see a doctor absolutely

finger in yourself. I feel that because it doesn't even sound like you realize that it could be said some people don't know no, and and you'd be surprised, like there's some women that aren't able to smell themselves, like even growing up, um especially being in the locker room. And I've been on a lot of teams, and of course women menstrate. There's times where they don't even smell themselves, misterating like, bro, it's time to change your tampon. Bro,

Like it's time to change your path. A lot of people can't smell them. Kim has Um. She so my friend, and I'm going to the wedding. Kim is like an holistic doctor, so she knows a lot of natural stuff. And I got really sick when I first moved to New York, change of weather, and I was taking a lot of antbiotics, and antibiotics are terrible. Sorry, she told me, like, if you're taking antibiotics, you need to be careful with your vagia. Anytime I go to the doctor and take

or or you ask for a diflucan. Diflucan is a pill. It's a pill for it actually can stop you from having east infection. So after you normally take your normal dose of antibiotics. Um, and for any women listening, if you ever go to a doctor and for whatever reason you're sick or have an infection or anything and they prescribe you antibiotics, ask for a dif flucan. It's literally one pill so that you don't have to do monesta

or stickney nasty creams up your pussy. But it will stop you from getting a yeast infection because antibiotics will mess up your pH balance in your in your pussy. So is important, right, that's the thing that causes sent I mean like a problem with your smells. So I would suggest panty liners like I go to so sorry daughter, um pineapple juice, Oh make it sweet. I just feel like you did society for the pineapple juice. You know she wanted pineapple juice with this vodka we drinking. She

did pineapple juice. She ready for them. Juice is a tight sweet girl. So I got the gym a lot right, and sitting in went underwear, Like sweaty underwear can cause scent. So use a lot of pantyliners, cotton underwear, especially with like within the lining. That's really good for you too. Don't use soaps with smells or douche like. Your vagina is a self cleaning oven, just like keep it clean like like there, so I actually um use like sometimes

just my hand. I don't use like a rag down there, nothing like I'm not really clean, but not only that. And I want to take this a little to the side because I know it has hair that could cause yeah hair as well. But I want to take it away from the scent just a little bit, because we do have a lot of male listeners. And you have to realize too, if he sat here and told you he don't do it a lot of times, maybe he was.

And it's fairly something that you think everyone does now, But there are men that I don't want to keep phobia about the same way. The same way Cutty Cutty was on our show and she recently said she doesn't like giving head. I think that's a pleasing thing too. So it has to be someone who maybe genuinely wants to please you. And so if he's someone who you know doesn't want to give you, he could know somebody told him he was bad at it, and he's got a com and he can't have which might be which

might be? It might be why she comes every time off his dick maybe his dicky game. So far. I don't know if I told you this, mom, but the last threeson that I had, he didn't go down on me or hear did regad that because that's because some men have a fold and I made it durs. I know she didn't smell and his men also because it was terrible, and I hate threesomes with no from the guy. I'm sorry. Whores who know old they're not good at it,

don't attempt it. Yeah, absolutely, they're not good. They're not good. Absolutely absolutely, Like that's why I go down on balls the way I do, because I know I do a goddamn good job on ball with the dicker. But we got a ball liquor and a dick sucker, and we go at it because we know we're good at it. I love you. I gave my job at work and my blow one, and I'm just gonna you guys to get more natural than this um. Also, by the way, I am really being that, I'm like into the whole

open relationships and ship. I don't I'm not going to tell you to cheat on them, So yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't suggest you to check it up. However, However, if he wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on what you just said, don't give up the relationship, don't, I wouldn't say give up the relationship. If he and happy, I don't know if I could do it. Let me tell your father wasn't good. I was sorry. Some men you just you just accept it. So what did you tell? Yeah, so I said to my husband, you don't do a

good job, and I don't need it. It's fine, Okay, Now she is saying she needs it. So this is this is from Andy. Um, And I don't know if it would be an option, but you could possibly get it because I'm one of these type of girls. So if it's something I think you can kind of buy. Um, what is it? Two birds with one stone threesome? Have a threesome, and and nine times out of ten you could have the female give you the head that you want.

Why not, because if she is so into if you're into the other partner, and that partner is doing better than you, it's gonna be he's gonna feel so badly you just feel even more. Actually, that's a fair point. That's a fair point because a lot of they say that about a lot of women when they bring in someone else. I've never actually guest started a three pome. I don't want to because what if she thinks it's so funny. I have a couple, I'm talking to right now.

So I'm considering guest because it's my first couple where I'm like, damn, the bitch is fine and the guy look tender and her name is Amanda. Let me say to Amanda's hold on one moment. We're talking, all right, Well, so yeah, I'll be honest. My mom says, don't break up with the Mandy says, don't break up with him. But I would say, don't break up with him me there, yeah, go to a doctor first. She said, what should I do?

Oh god, mom, what We are? Not trying to be shady, by the way, but same, she's a very cute girl. So I'm showing right now the girl and he's good looking. This is a couple that I met that swinging. Oh no, wait, I want to read their bio because I want to see. No, I don't think it's really much of a bio. Really. Yeah, they're looking and she looks good. Actually, we love travel, live Oh god, no, yeah. I look at all the hashtags for the memory, fitness, lovers, food, he's love to laugh. Yeah,

they're young. She's what is panda loving? What's a panda like Amanda Panda? Her name is Amanda, assuming I don't know what she goes. She called me panda, So maybe it's black and white, she's yeah, maybe it's the biracial thing. Uh. I don't know. I can't find anything. The coolest animal ever, A close friend that you tell everything to know, you're looking for black and white? Yeah, it means black and white, Brocala, hold on, wait what are you looking up? Bro? Read this?

What does this say? To read the small print? Handa? Oh ships subby girl with a cute faith. Well maybe that's me too. I don't care. I've already told you. Listen, bit I embrace it all. I got a question that I really like, and I think it would be really good advice. Um one two girls actually asked this when I told him you were coming on? What date? When you really like someone? Is the number date to have

sex on? The date that makes you feel the most comfortable, the date that you're supposed you'll know you'll feel it. So what do you think about sex on the first aid? Well, that's the chemistry and that's all. It is my mother's child, I would say, the same thing. Can I tell your list is one thing? This is for female and male? What you gotta tell him when you want to if

you really like someone, piss them off. If you could piss someone off and let's see the highest level of madness and you can still survive, then that's the partner for you. So you think that pissing someone off to see that crazy, how crazy they can get. Then you say, oh my god, he's you know I can do you know something? It is nothing to do with you. I never forget it. I don't I've done it once or

twice I did, but you already know even crazy. But you said you used to walk down the street with your husband, and she says, you know what, I usually just want on the mental look. I used to make a face like at them, so they turn around and stare at me, and my husband be like, why is he looking at you? I don't know, no, no, no, But I had a very jealous husband, and my first

husband was extremely jokes. But to piss him off, I would stick my tongue out to people walking towards me man, and they would take a double turn and he why is he lucky at your Why is he lucky at larious? Walk a few feet ahead of your man, do something crazy with your face and people will turn around. I

have one more question. This is my question to you. So, man, do you know I want to want a boyfriend and a girlfriend, and um, we've been talking about a lot and people say a man won't really love you if you do this, blah blah blah. And I know sometimes you feel weird about me talking about especially a lover boy. What would you do if years down road, you know I had a boyfriend a girlfriend, we'd love together? Whatever wouldn't borrow me a damn bit? What if I didn't

want to have kids and they did? Would you think that was a grandkid? What time for me to party? I know that's right, plan on being in a bar till i'm savy. Do you think if I had a boyfriend and a girlfriend and you know we were married, do you think would you be weirded out? If my husband had a kid with our girl friend? Don't give a ship, be happy. You would not be weird, not at all, not at all where on your life. I

don't see where it's weird. Just be happy. Life is short, I agree, But remember I will be in the bar when you want me to babysit. Well, are we really done? There was like so much I have we are no no no, not want to hear about anymore, but let's just no more. I had a threesome and enjoyed women and everything else can talk about. Studio fifty four really

went on. Well, guys, if you guys, this was an amazing episode and I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as we enjoyed recording it for you guys, UM, as always, you're more than welcome to send us in your stories your horrible decisions or I can ask my mom if you want to, but they're like wait wait wait she's gone, or you're more than welcome to go

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so very much for coming in Mama wheezy. We have had a blast and you were so amazing. This is like a reunion, this is you haven't seen Mandy and like, oh my god, at least five six I hope not. Thank you well, thank you guys again, and until next week, Bye bye,