EP117: Bootyhole Starter Kit Feat Dad Hats and Bowties Pod

we're doing. Why. I don't know how they do that ship. I mean, okay, I ain't talking to you for three hours about the same type of thing. I can listen to us who are podcast like nothing like maybe I'll have to pick it up in a different place, but like, I enjoy it. I is like if the Dago boys give me an hours twenty minutes, I'm tight. I click on it and I'm like what I'm upset? I tweet right away like this should have like the Titanic, they go, what the fun? What's going on? Anyway? You know? Dis

your girl? Um, I guess I'll introduce myself for any of you guys who maybe new listeners. Somehow, we're still getting new ones and I love it. Keep telling your friends, your cousins, your uncles, your brothers, um, your side niggas because Allay was bringing all of them to the live show. And you can also tell the ladies too, because that's

when we're interested in. Currently you're very gay. By the way, Um, that's your girl, Mandy aka to Booty Band a k A Pegasus a k A everything under the Sun, full core pumps you already know, and I'm next to I'm wheezy. Hi everybody, thanks for listening to our show. We have two guests here today, two male guests, a lot of ciss energy. We also are scheduled to do a feminist episode right after you. So I've been researching all day and I'm like reading and so I'm just like type

with niggas right now and not wrong with that. I am to be. I mean ship, I'm mad because I've missed a booty call three days in a row. This they're gonna hit me at ten am. I'm like, He's like, Nigga, I'm at work. I have a real job. You know this. I've been fucking you for six years. Why are you still text me at ten am? I haven't been able to funck you at ten am for the last but lunch comes after ten am, and he might want you

to take the day talking this ship. But you were also the woman who sat here inside what I left and got Dick on my left. I did, but he lives in Jersey. I'm not going to Jersey from the city for Dick. Bro that Nigga was in town. He was two avenues over. It just worked out anyway. I mean, before we get into our guests, I do wanna um. I got to catch up a little bit because we have it really and as y'all see, Weezy has been girls folk on the Graham kissing and ship. I'm not

that congratulations, to be honest. Nigga's really even get on my nerves and my d ms like tongue like you do look really make you out on Instagram? What then do you think that? I mean, you're posting little I'm not gonna make out on I g for Niggers. I think you should. First of all, you did a whole foot job on Andrew and now you're not gonna make out water bottles. But also videos of women kissing end

up on sucking porn hub. They do they happening. Plus it's like this very you know you ended up on porn hub given that foot job. No I didn't, and and showing how to on Tahoe show, it's on por Hub. I'm gonna show you hub already, or it's x x x we if you type it, Yeah, but you'd be you pop up girl, you like start crying. Figure out what that is. I'm about to copyright that ship, all that ship, delete all that. I get a check at least. Oh yeah, no, you on there. Tahoe got a hundred thousand,

except for when you showing how to eat puts. I don't know how that plopped up, but you know what it was. It was a suggested like after the Andrew Schultz episode we did. That was suggested me. And now she don't want to make out because it's gonna end up on port now I'm just playing. Anyway, How how is Panama? You went to a third world country for a memorial? Oh yeah I did, But I love Panama. I've been before, so really interesting I wanted to bring up.

So we had to reschedule our threesome trip to this weekend coming up where um in Florida. It was supposed to be Panama. So anyway, sisters and I got to am by ourselves. Um, there's this place if you ever visit Panama, it's called Having Arrows. Panama is very cheap, right, Like you could stay at the w for like a hundred ten bucks a night, like just saying it's four you know what I mean. In retrospect, there's hotels for like fifty bucks a night that are decent. So there's

a place called Having Arrows. It's across from a really good restaurant called Babu. It's popular Panama's city, like the downtown area, there's like very few places to go, so prostitution is legal there, right, So we got no but we go to Having Arrows. There's only like tourists, no Latino dudes, and I short he loves Latina niggas. And she's like, are we the only civilians in here that

are women? And I was like I'm not sure. So, like I start walking and this guy like kind of looked at me and I was like what He's like nothing, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I have a great trip. And I think he was like is this a bit from here? Like she's selling pussy? Every woman in there was a

home and this is where they meet niggas. So they was looking at me and my it's like how much it was kind of report howing on the front lines, like you claim you are you were supposed to buy one, they're not expect I was the all agree, Look at Benson, you look disappointed to right? Should she have not purchased? Okay? So like I wanted to, but then I feel like we were down to do it when he was coming, when Beard baby was coming, But then now that it was just the two of us, I'm like, I don't

never really want another vision here? No, that makes sense, you know what I'm saying, Like a lot of it for me, the like queen cooking whatever they call it, cut queen, like watching him fuck while we were sucking. I was down for that, but then it was just another vision, Like well I don't want eat your pussy, so I'm already scissoring. That makes sense, what you know?

But I ended up talking to one girl because I was looking for weed, and um, I was excuse me, and I asked her, like, oh, do you know who I can go to? For a weed and she was like, I'm money five days from Colombia. So then I started talking to more chicks. Nobody was Panamanian there. All these girls basically come from Columbia, come from Venezuela. It's a very cheap flight and a very I guess easy flight.

They come, they make their money and they did so hotel dude, right, we get back to the hotel we stated, like the Waldorf, which was mad cheap, when it's crazy to even say that. So this hotel security guard the one to get in there in Jamaican. He was like, yeah, they're got my girl. He's like, my name is Flash. You know why to call me Flash? I'm like tell us why. It's because I run into the fucking room in a flash. Because you know why, everybody here by

a prostitut. He starts telling us how he checks in. He's like, basically, my job is like checking in these girls. So each hotel has to check their I D. Because a lot of them may rob or steal or can't hurt. So he's like, you know, there's always a new story. Watch what will happen to Marrow? Right? No, lie, bitch, we come home. He's like Yo, girls come in. It's like you've seen you've seen a bachelor party going on. I'm like, yeah, what about them? And he's like, I

didn't run up to the room. Three am. He comes in the room. It's trim the whole time. This guy's like, YO, please come up here and help me. The girls sitting there holding a broken bottle to her neck because the dude wouldn't pay her. Right, so Flashes like, YO, what I tell her? I said, told us to do it. So the bitch was trying to jump off the balcony. She was acting all crazy because the dude wasn't paying her. Now, Flash was like, this happens all the fucking time if

the dude can't get it up. If the dude uh Like I guess not that they didn't realize, because I guess they talk about like that their sex workers, but or they decide not to fuck them that they think they don't have to pay the women. And I appreciated that. Even the security guard was like, come the funk on. So the guy was like, yo, I took her out to eat. We went dancing, which just cracks me up. I took out to eat. It was really expensive. I took her out for drinks. Blah blah blah blah blah.

We were watching TV. We didn't end up having some of those hours count like might not, so my home girl like does it. So she's told me like mad stories like and the hour it starts at an hour, but niggas don't ever last an hour. So she's like, do you know how much of them? Try to bargain Like, yo, but it was only like fifteen minutes, so you still have to pay my hourly rate even if you don't

last the whole hour. That's trying to get that. You know, this ain't no. I would be so insulted if like, let's say it was four and someone really handing me a hunt Bucks where they came that fast? What that ain't my business? Right? Like the dude was like, yo,

he's like, what's dumb? He's like, so me and the dude I finally get him to give the girl these half that's what we agreed on, right, So the girl like cut her arm like trying to like a crazy He said, the blood that seeped into the carpet, it's gonna cost him fift to replace that. Don't come. They're not gonna charge her. How they gonna charge her, Like like, I feel like it's his room, but it's his room.

Even you suck it up because I was like, but you got charged at uber fee for dropping that water in the car. That was ridiculous. Wait wait, this is why. This is what I'm like. No, I was, I was, I was, I was just spilled my water. Bot here just go. She sent me a picture because she's like, they're just gonna come out of business count for water water because he's like he had to wait till it dried for the next like so he had to liken't

get another ride more than that. I was like, oh, I was ida the favorite time he was getting from And then then I'm get that get me Yeah, you know exactly what I thought. It was a courtesy to at least say I spilled water. Shut that shut up. You just gotta shut your god damn out anyway. Then so okay, So the girl like right and ended up calling end pay your fucking sex workers, pay their price,

stop being cheap. That is embarrassing. So I asked the next day, right, were at the pool, right, and they're like looking at us, and I'm like, so we saw you all that have an arrows last night, like what's what's up? And so they started telling us like, yeah, a lot of these girls that I'm not even front. The dude was really cute. He was like they charged three and up and he was like, but I haven't paid more than like they charged that much. I didn't know.

That's way more than d R. You can get them from five dollars there stop, I'm not lying. I swear to God. Do you think you are hot? And d are? They have their bodies done and you can still go. Okay, say five dollars cheap? Like google this ship. You can't google how much? Bro? So you just might be able to get there. You no, likee bro, it's like twenty five U S dollars cheap cheap? Okay, Like, no, how much do process shots? Amsterdam just came up? Here we go,

are bro? They like five? Prostitution is legal in DR. Pimping is not. Okay. Um, listen, if you hear of a boy's trip in DR Bitch, that's where the money going. Look you read you see it. It's like I literally just saw come up. But that's like for something small, it doesn't matter. A hand job and you can get your dick suck. I don't know about dick suck. That's not what I'm reading. But they're saying it's like max

to fifty. So let me just say I want to make this one point because this really pissed me off. When that nigga said I was paying one fifty other people were paying three hundred. I believe him, he was very cute, but to know that girls are charging less because niggas is cute. No, I ain't gonna I can I tell you so this is bitch, get your money. I know it doesn't matter. I even gonna hold you because like especially loves the tale Mandy try to, So I ain't gonna hold you like so like my friend,

Like I'm gonna say my friend. Just know it was a friend, somebody I know, somebody trying to cover it up. No, but like you know, don't even tell the stories. Don't even say it's what the what did you charge? Like I told you, like it was this one right he hit me up or whatever. I just say it was me. This is like like we had already been talking about bitch I was poor and I was like that guy, he's seeing you if you're not giving me no money. But when I finally saw him, he looked good and

the dick was good. So I was like, you know, the next time, I'll do it. You ain't gotta pay the next time because it was good. So like I wasn't gonna like charge him every time, so you know, it ended up working out. I feel like that's different. I'm gonna tell you why. I take it like I ain't give I ain't gonna half all I was. I was actually met somebody. I see him basically the next time.

I was thinking if I was an escort, and then I met a client and we reviving like a motherfucker, Like what don't call him a client, he's a friend. What happens at that point, right, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like, you know what, these are questions that need answers. We need to put this down for the next interne because I ain't gonna hold you. Like when I went on that what's your Price date? I went on a dinner date and we vibed. It was mad cool, but

he was not my type at all. So the next inner day he tried not to give me the money, and I was like, you still have to pay me to go out to dinner with you. The second day we went out on a second date, we got to pay you again. Yes, that's that's how we met. Was what's your price? Okay? So see, I'll be ere with you. I always assumed like the transaction has done it within the site so like so because I didn't like it. This is when, like I was doing the what's your prizes?

When I first moved to New York, we learned anyway, I feel like we're just doing our show and they see it. I'm getting educated. Anyway, I want the story finished, the story. What's standing on the fucking story? Which one was the Bogo or the date? Both? Check this out?

So Bogo hit me up just a couple of weeks, I'm calling hi about I told you so like so, Bogo ended up hitting me up after this, and he was just trying to chill and I still wanted like the money because he didn't take the Bogo offer, So nigga, no, now you gotta pay again. So he just went and chill, not fuck you. Is that what you mean? The niggas never wanted chilling out fun. I don't believe what are you saying? No. He asked me to come over and I was like, same arrangement is last time, nigga, and

he was like, damn, that's how we're doing. And so I was like, well, if you're not gonna, I'm not gonna come. I don't want to just chill with you for nothing like the funk. So he just hit me up a couple of weeks ago and I was like listen. He was like, if you have free time, UM, feel free to stop in. And I was like, UM, sorry, my time is never free, sir. I'm not a UM you know, I said, actually I've never crossed. I'm never free. UM. I said sorry, I will not be available. Um. But

no Vegas. There's really nothing to talk about because I didn't get dick. But I had a great, great time. UM, shout out to all of the horrible decisions listeners. I was telling them like bitch at the pool party, I was getting like pictures taken up to live there. They were no, it's because mad people tell us to come to Vegas. Yeah they do. I don't think any of them live there. But I had a great time. Um. I ended up. I have a new crush. Um. I was completely I fell in love. This is how I know.

I'm just over, Like my whole ways is over. None of my niggas were in Vegas, mind you. Maybe they're getting old. They are, which is why I'm like, okay, maybe I'll I know. Literally, I'm like, damn now that I looked, so I started looking at all my niggas like Instagram stories, like so, where are they at? Bitch with the wife, with their kids, with the cook out with the family, sucking my whole boy, he's sucking fishing

with his brothers. I'm like, God, Honestly, I wasn't in the party mood either, Like we went out one name. Don't get me wrong, I'm playing Blackjack. That's my ship. I love was I was definitely, but I ended up falling in love with Khalifa. Oh my god, big dick energy to the thing with him and Snoop highest fun and they didn't notice the what Oh my god, y'all have to see this. Are a Patreon listener, I'm going to make sure I post this video because there's fucking hilarious.

They didn't notice what so with's Khalifa and Snoop Dogg do this performance? What is they're on stage? They're so high they didn't realize what happened in the video. That's crazy. Look at this, I have the audience. Balls were barricades. Barricade people fail. That ship was wild. That's funny, that's funny. One in the comments say Snoop was snooping Winds dancing like they just learned that no Um he was. He was super gorgeous in person, and I was like, oh

my god, I love you. Um, he's super built now, so he's just a little It was after Martial Arts. I read the audible. Whatever day he started, he picked up Martial Arts, saying, well, listen, the b D is still there. He looked gorgeous. Um. It was weird because like I was getting hit on by more females than than guys the whole weekend. Me and my homegirl Crystal was like, bitch, which one of us look like the boyfriend?

Because you're short cuts? Maybe broad? They was walking up to us in the pool, So you just call me gay? You just said my short cut looks gay? Can we can we not do? I had this in Vegas. See this is why I sound like two niggas just watching y'all guys. I can't get involved in that. The short cut always seems a little but don't do that. That's a bet, but it depends how it's watch. I mean, I hate you anyway, like you though, because I do think okay, so but no, it was a good time.

It was um. I somehow got to catch the Millennium Tours, so that was dope. It was really good. I felt like I was in my element. I was singing all the b TWOK songs, the pretty Ricky songs. Yang actually was my favorite. I didn't realize how many fucking hits they had, Beach. I was like, no, no, no, no, George, don't I forget Wait besides the ones, yeah do what? Oh? And the second real quick because before we get into our guests, Oh my god, this is sorry. We haven't

done to catch up in a very long time. For any of you guys who were going um to Vegas. This is not an ad, but the Magic Mike Show was actually really fucking good. I'm not here for male strippers. I really don't even like it. I'd rather see niggas run up and down the cod s Magic Mike. Magic Mike was two different things. Chippendale's has been a thing for years everybody says yes, but Magic Mike was amazing. Um, of course I fell in love with this one, beautiful

fucking motherfucker. The whole show went on his Instagram. He just got proposed by his niggam, so that sucks. But I mean so majority of them, though, are straight. No, I was gonna say technically for you and here you go. No, but he wasn't bisexual like a whole. He was flamed because, I mean, like the porn that you got, and I was so sad, But it's I don't want like pink dick. So I would have been even more interested if it was a nigga that he got married to. But it

was a white boy. I don't want to see that ship. I wasn't wanna try to slide up in there, you know, like can I just watch? I didn't make it. I mean, you could have been a part of the help. I mean you still could. I mean, don't listen. I just had a thought come to my mind. Gay niggas on fucking Twitter. I was like talking to some fucking dude in a one little message from the horrible decision, like

a retweet. This weeks ago. They hit me up in my fucking DM talking about like, Yo, we heard you say that you've always wanted to like get with a gay couple, Like we've never been with a woman. Next time you're in Miami, like link with us, what's your price dot com? That's for dates, sir. I'm thinking to myself, like it's like really something that's like on my radar? Should say my kadr, but also like you know something tired of Beard Bay and sisters. Maybe I should I

didn't even follow you and shoutout. Shout out to my good friend. We've been talking a lot. He'd be with all of the niggas I have a crush on. Shout out to Dustin from the friend zone. I'd be like all you all the like gay guys that I'm like, I know they don't want me, but they're so beautiful. I'm like, why you know, all the beautiful, beautiful black men that don't want women. I'm so sad because they all are in a fucking hot ass black gang, so

hot up. When you see fine black gays, they're only with other fine black gays and they all be popping, and they all be and they look click and they all got abs and oh, they're just so fine. But anyways,

you know what, that's our catch up. We are gonna probably continue talking because I do have some other stories to ship, but we're gonna go ahead and introduce our guests because y'all here there are giving outline this weekend of that know, how about Nope, because you're with me hot ago through my outline that I prepared, just like and here we go. Yeah not because she she got a little disappointed when it felt like the outline wasn't gonna work out. So, you know, I was like, what

can we ask you? What? You know? So before? Just to give you all a little um pre production that we do. We like to make sure our guests are comfortable. What do you not want to talk about? What can't we talk about? So I'm asking them questions about this topic that we're having, and I literally had an anxiety because I'm like, wait, wait, you didn't do it. Oh God, all my questions don't fit the goddamn conversation I thought we were about to have. So well, here's the problem

with that. But frequent that happens when you don't know what your guests will be like. Because I've sat here in this chair with you and like We've been across from people and I'm like, oh my god, like are we talking to us? Like you feel that they're just like, oh yeah, that ain't us. But well other podcasters, well us, you guys are a podcast. Go ahead and introduced to our audience. Who you are? Um, what's your names and

what's your podcast name? All right? So I'm the kid x a bum from the dad hast I am distinguished to God. Yeah yeah, yeah, to be and distinguished the God. You wrap, well, we did used to wrap, you know the way I said that I'm not a very judgmental woman and i Apolosi rap, I'm not gonna like that was real white of you. So bad? So yeah, we do a podcast. Drop a line now, I mean that's what they say. Let me see, let me it's not

bad girl. I want to kiss you, kiss you to you feel like someone just spread off a thousand missiles right up in your tissues and make your body feel like it's having issues. It's hard to breathe, it's hard to gas, it's hard to get their, especially when you're prone to a chair. There would you mind need to dare an elevator on your Laren escalator to live up stairs at vacuum your room from room and stroke your hair bandy would you like that? Let's have the date up.

I want to eat everything that you're made of. Ship. I wonder what fruits eat because you have take trees, can't create ask for rermmm me of a black bound fold. But when I bust clean your windows pine. So that's the thing. God, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, a lot. I every in down because I wasn't a freestyle that was cute that our freestyles like so freestyle real quick freestyles have changed over the course. You can terminology has changed. It changed since Drake got in the game. Drink Drake,

fu up? What freestyle? And can you freetyle? I'm coming to the next episode. Let me let me dig in my book. Anyways, we are going to get real quick. Um. So you guys introduce yourselves. We don't need an icebreaker, y'all do this. This is what the y'all do. Um. This is a really interesting topic. And we haven't had men in the studio. And I can't wait for this ship. I mean, we're here. I want to talk about this ship.

I mean we're not well like mislet us. I meant it's going well because that's Mandy and I was like, it's going straight to Patreon. Wow. Wow, I really love her. Honestly, before I was like, we have to change it. So I'm like, I don't want it to be a pagant episode if it wasn't to do that, especially get guys. Okay, well we're getting get into our look at me up. How can I get to my ship? We're gonna do the Vanilla ship. And this one I believe I think

Weezy found this one actually, so it's from Madame Noir. Um. It is actually that the title is we are more invested in performing hashtag black love than being in healthy relationships. Um. When hashtag black love first became a thing, it stood as an emblem of unity in the face of systemic social, generational, and economic threats that are designed to destroy the black family.

The images that accompany that a company hashtag black love inspire hope, with those of us who dream of being partnered with folks of the same hue, finding inspiration and couples ability to triumph. Um. Basically, what this is saying is that a lot of us view um couples on social media and instead of actually practicing healthy relationships. We try to show to social media that we're more happier

than what we really are. We're trying to emulate um, and we're also just trying to be like the couples that we see online more so than actually using forms of communication and actually being happy. UM. So much so that it says that some people actually um fake their happiness because of what they're posting online. They feel like that's where they are. Studies have been done to support the idea that social media addicted couples may be engaged

in unhealthy connections. A study of two thousand adults found that of those survey admitted that they purposefully make their relationships look better online than it doesn't really. UM. So I wanted to ask you because this is something that now you're posting scissors. Um. This is something where I posted a guy and I saw the immediate response, and I'm like, oh, I'll never post my relationship online so that everybody think he being pegged. And I'm like, oh, nope,

not that nigga. UM. So, like, what are your thoughts, especially now that you are showing scissors more. Has it come to where she's said anything? Do you think it's gonna affect your relationship at all negatively. So I was just thinking when they said purposefully like making it look better,

it's not happening with me now. But I did do that before, um, when I was like eighteen, though, Like it was just really really hard, and I think honestly thinking of the idea of us being happy and like those good pictures and like reading good affirmations from people on Facebook or whatever I was using at the time, and there's two thousand nine, like, yeah, that's why I did it, Like my relationship wasn't feeling good. It's I wanted it to be good. We did lavish things, so

it was nice to like show them off. But I just didn't really understand how I was portraying it. Like it was confusing to the point that like when I would tell people how shitty of a boyfriend he was, and you know, emotionally ABU said whatever, they'd be like,

how I'll bet you what you just said is why? Um, not only social media, but I feel like you kind of hid what that relationship was really like, even to your friends, the people you were really close embarrassed, right, And so even with the relationship with that That's why even now ten years later, when you talk about how how like, you know, unhealthy that relationship was, in my mind, I'm like, but girl, y'all were on trips together. You like,

you guys did so much together. You seemed happy, um when you did post and the things that you did with him. So you admitting that like that not only was it social media because Instagram wasn't even out at that time, but it was just like it was an Instagram, it was it was Twitter, Twitter, yeah, and it was Facebook where I would post our stuff and people like loved us together. So when I first got with him, I mean it was great, right. I was dating this guy.

He was rich and at that time, right like, he was helping me pay for my school. He was helping me to my parents, and I just yeah, I was like when I was great, right, And he's a very successful dude. I think like maybe six months in he just showed his true colorss. But I was already so invested. I moved in with him the day of my high school graduation. Yeah, that's I remember told the story about scrabble.

This is this is literally the first thing that has happened to me, and this is the first like, I don't. I guess I've never said it. I never knew that who he was. I've never seen him act this way. He was so loving. He would love to like bring me out and like dress me up and like show me off to his friends. He was great. We play scrabble. I would love scrabble. I'm like feeing for the ship. I win. He gets an attitude. He's like, let's play

a second time. Because I was yeah, because I was like playing big words or whatever, and played a second time. I went. We played a third time. He flipped the scrabble board over like it fell almost on me and started screaming. Left the house for two hours. He was older, but maybe like ten years or maybe nine years old. Son, I'm eighteen. So he does all this ship and I'm like, holy shit. He comes back in the house. I'm eighteen, but it's my first relationship. He's like, listen, it's not

your fault. But I needed to leave before something happens over the scrabble game because all my mother's life, this is what happened. I didn't understand right the next day, this was kind of how it would work. I think he gave me money to go shopping like it was just this like constant, like okay, like manipulation that I didn't understand the second time it happened, and it was never a closed fist, which is why I never thought

it was bad. It happened with another game we were playing like some other ship and this thing grabbed me a fucking threw me right in front of our bedroom door. Some ship fell down, and I remember like him looking at me and realizing what he was doing, and he like let go, Like the nigga would do ship like

this all the time. It was crazy. Then when I became like a fucking Twitter mini personality, I used to have a Twitter and I would like tell fun sex stuff and I would share stuff with him and talking about like us fucking in bed. It was really fun. He would like be into it until he wasn't um. Specifically, remember this one because you tweeted him yesterday. Chad Ocho Sinko retweeted something he got on my nerves real quick.

By the way, for all of y'all that where in my comments me and there's nothing with me and chat. Everyone was like, oh, are you gonna pay him? That did so it's like a fake retweeted me yesterday and professed my love for him and was like, sorry, we didn't work out a few years ago. Yeah today I'm like really. So then I was like, Chad, really, can we not do this? I love a good fake card something,

but that's two thousand nine. So I was like nigging and you know he got Matt followers, So just say, I know, Chad good friend of mine, but no, there is no me and noo think oh Chad, no that's not a thing. But yeah no and said something about like this couple's funny or whatever. Then was going on. We followed each other a week later he told me I looked pretty, very like literally, this is pretty his words, wasn't your feet you're lying in the car that they

could be liking some feats. I'm not a personnel. Okay, Mandy goes there's nothing with us, and she's like that likes he like, you know, we're friends, that's friends. That's he like white toes. Just he tweets about it all the time. Let me see if right? Now do it for the content doing hey on sneakers today, I don't give a fun. So I don't give a fun. I'm gonna come now. She did some wild stuff at the live showing. They just titty and breastn came out. That

ship was wild. You can't do it wold way. You can't. I can find some motherfucker's your legs where you've not sucked my toe on it? What are we doing? The king? No about us? Misleading? No supposed freaking ship? What happened you misleading us? You're suppsed to be freaking ship. My just wiped off my c needs. I don't given already out, but I don't care. Go ahead there, the foot is already out. Sign I don't sign around the out got do to snap it? Gotta no bro, it's right there.

That that solve love ship. It will not be on Patreon or whatever the funk. It's gonna be on a live show. What's up? What's something that show? Like a motherfucking banana? Just like that. I'm sucking just like that fetinisms for everybody. Ready let me kiss you want to wash it down? I wanted to wash that motherfucker damn the man to the episode. That makes me so anyone, we really appreciate it. Now in between my toes is wet. Leave it out. Let it air drop? I know, is it?

Is it air dry? Can I get that duncan Donna snapkin? Yeah, that duncan Donna snap Maybe he needed to anyway. Let me get y'all killing me. Oh yeah, we're not we're not following outline. Okay, real quick, hold on now, we gotta get through this roos. God damn it. We went way to funk. Okay. So, um, I don't want to do that Kink of the Week anymore. You know what when you guys, I got it. So the Kink of the Week posted, but like I'm trying to hold it day, I'm a holding what I urge to want to post.

Let let me tell you, let me press you know when you ever never happen here, when you have a photo shoot and you'll be taking pictures on your phone. You oh, I want to drop that ship right then? You just wait and did it? What's the kick, Mandy? What's the you know? Look, I'm over here, like get bad. So guys, um as you guys know, we were miss led by these two gentles. I don't like that. Let

me finish. Let me So they came to our DC Live show and we was like and was like, yo, son read the email that was like, yo, fun, why you ain't had us all yet? Be we like pegging. So we're like, whoa, alright, no you say you say, yo, my dude into pegging, and I said, really you admitted it. It was like, yes, I'm into pegging. And I was like, oh my god, are you straight? Of course that was the first question because I wanted to be sure we get a straight man that enjoys pegging on the show.

And he's like, yeah, man, I'll be fucking bitches. I'm like great. So then they sued email was one was our show in DC January They wrote us and I was like, holy sh it, I forgot about them. Whatever, Hey, Mandy and Wheezy, I hope this email finds you both well. We bumped into each other a few times, once a Mouse's Live show and again at Horrible Decisions DC. We've had conversation regarding myself and my co host coming on

your show. He's into pegging. Great email, I mean, when you find out that their names are like Exit Elementary and I know you guys have been touring, so let us know when we be best for us to set up day where you could come on the show. I attached some photos so you can remember our faces. So that was being cute and all. That's that's email etiquette. Everybody super cute and all wheezy was latest normal, um

coming into the studio today. So before so before we started the show, we did a little pre production and I'm like, hey, is there anything we need to talk about? So I didn't bring my strap because I got excited, but I'm going to a party after here, so I didn't want to be walking around Brooklyn with a strap of my bag. So because excuse me, I got a funny story about something like that. So so I'm doing pre production with them and I'm like, okay, so you're

into pegging. Cool, So have you been strapped? Like so he's like peggy. He's like yeah, man, I have fingers in my ass. And I'm like, okay, but have you taken a strap? Like a deal though. He's like, nah, I have fingers in my ass. And I was like, so, wait, you've never been pegging. He's like, well, the girl who put her fingers in my ass said it was pegging, and I literally my heart dropped. I was so disappointed because that is not pegging. Other question seven at the time.

Did y'all get a mouse the show? Y'all go Decisions Live to just promote ship or do you listen to the show and know what the pegging is. We have never done a fucking feature on any podcast where they don't bring it up. Okay, literally on the Breakfast Club, Van is doing his first interview there and they bring it up and then he's like, because Decisions, So I do want to bring up Wait, you didn't know, nigga. No, you're just basically telling me y'all just have never listened

to I've listened to the show, so have you? I listened to like snippets nts. Okay, well you should have pegging where you look what happens when you're google Peggy. Thing that is up is a goddamn animated bens over Nigga taking a trap. We're gonna bring the show along. So peggy actually is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating his anus with a strap on dial dope. This practice may

also involves sumulating the male genitalia. The neo logism Okay, I don't know if that's right, but the Neil organism pegging was popularized when it became the winning entrying a contest and Dan Savage's Savage Love Sex advice column held after an observation was made um that there was no common name or dictionary definition in the act. Now I

did want to get into God damn that. So um so nearly guys the horrible decision for this week instead of actual pegging, it will be the starter kit to booty play shout out to shout out to um Benson for that or whatever. So we're gonna get into um I guess the starter kit real quick, and we're gonna go through this because you did say you allowed fingers, so share your amazing story about the fingers going in your ask. So I was having sex with this older woman.

She was at the time, she was fifteen years older than me. I was twenty one. I think she was like thirty seven or something like that. So so, um, we was having sex in her crib and everything was cool until um it got to when her bed broke. So I was yeah, so I was sucking her. She so she just you're not even big and you broke her bed. It had to be a kid. I bet you don't look skinny. No, he not, You're not skinny name. He's like what five six? Yeah? Thank you? What I do?

I'm just saying I think all episode like, no, you just sucked the tobe. Can I guess some of that water? I need to take the time. You don't know where his mouth has been. Just on my it was you know how foot taste. I used that in the name of this show. Okay, so go ahead. You're on her bed and it breaks. Yeah, so the bed bro and when when when the bed broke, She's oh my god, oh my god. Stop. So I was like, calm down, it's so good, Like I'm into whatever whatever happened happened.

Oh so whatever happens happens. And I was like yeah, so she goes Yeah, so she goes on her closet and she takes out I don't know, I don't know the name of this device, but this is the device that I guess. The man puts it over his his balls and then it prevents you from coming. So the whole time yeah, yeah, so the whole time was device Cockrane. I didn't know the name of it. So so the balls are over the cock because the cockrane you Cockrane, you can put over. So I was like, I've never

had this song. She's like, all good, I just really want this to last now. So I was like great, So, so we fucking fucking sucking. And then she's like putting her hand on like the left cheek of my buttocks. I'm like, what are you doing, don't worry, don't worry. This is coming from was the indistinct. What she was like, don't worry, it's gonna be okay. I was like, um, what are you doing. She was like, don't work, it's gonna be okay. So then she's slowly sliding two fingers

at once. That's pegging. Wait, wait, wait one moment, sir. She didn't eat it first. I just want to know how your ass was looped up enough to fit two fingers in. It was very sweaty, and yeah, it was very sweaty. It's kind of GSS. It was very sweaty. I haven't heard this story yet either. I got so then she's literally sliding it up and then she's like, oh my god, I'm sorry. I'm trying. I'm trying to fit two up there, but I really should be fitting one.

So then she literally just does this and just sticks the whole middle She has long fingers, so she literally sticking the whole middle finger. And then she's doing that, She's like, how does it feel? I don't want you to think that I'm quote unquote making you feel uncomfortable. But at the same time, this should have been a conversation first, and this was the first time I was having sex with her, trying to turn I think so and it first it works, and it works. I actually

talked about these things before I leave you. That especially that looks like a safety has it. That looks like I make sure they're wet first, and you know, I stick these up my own ass um and it doesn't. It doesn't hurt, Like I just have to be really careful. An I feel like those are the big deal in my pussy. I don't like that. Yeah, no, I don't like nail. First off, they do really good getting these emails done. So, what was there a conversation that you

had after you allowed fingers in your ass? Yeah, it was a conversation because I basically told the why did you think it was okay to do it? Like this was after everything happened. Oh yeah, I'm leaving out a wild part too. So prior to that happened outside of the sweating. Yeah, so this part is actually very factual. This might grows a few people out, but it is what it is. So we start, we start worse than that. So yeah, so we start are sucking from the back.

Because one of the first things that I'll started sucking anally, she was like, you know, sticking, and I was like, you sure she was? Yeah, So I suked in the ass, no exaggeration. I swear on everything I pulled. The fucking I pulled, I pulled out. It was shipped everywhere. It was ship. It was ship to God, I swear to god. It was shipped everywhere, so bad that she had to throw out her entire I swear I cannot. I cannot make this up. I swear to God. You had antalsex

before before her. No, so this was your first experience with it was just a lot of first happen. She's get out some motherfucking louse water man. Oh my god, can I just tell you, I'm so disappointed because this is not what you should you now, you're being fearful of the people who have not tried at sex. It's not always a show. Wait you wait, with So, how did you feel seeing all the ship? Were you still some real shot? I was okay with it? She overhover,

Wait some real ship. Were okay with some real ship? That was okay with it to the point where to the point where to the point where I really realized, you know, I'm nasty because I still wanted to keep having sex. She's like, no, no. We literally took a shower and she was like, you have to leave. She's like, I feel very embarrassed. I feel She was like, I

feel very embarrassed. So she suck your fingers, her fingers in your eye after the ship, after the ship, I think maybe she wanted to pay you back and maybe get your ship everywhere. That might have been that that might have let it, that might have been it. Took a shower and then went back to fucking no stress away right now. As soon as we finished taking that shower, that was it. She really didn't want to go again because this, Yeah, by this point it was like we

were two three one. Have you ever had ship come out while he was having sex? She really camera else be honest with you. I think the reasons I didn't cry and laughing so harnest because maybe he's been coming from reading books. But like I pictured everything this way, and like literally with the nigga was like I just picture someone rolling up the sheet having to put him in a park. You said you was a little like I was, Okay, it was real and there was no

ship before. I mean, I'm not gonna like There's been times like where I've had antal sex and it was so good and I felt like I was getting too wet that I didn't know what what's back there? This is that way and I'm like literally like p between my legs to make sure there was nothing on the sheets and all that ship. While I didn't had sex, but I want to ask the doctor one of the one of don't niggas get wet in their as I

hear that I want my asking got wet. I didn't came from my hands, but of one of the tricks for ladies who may be scared of it. So one of the things that I do because of course um sanitation wise, especially if you use condoms, ladies, you don't want to go from the ass back into your vagina. So something that I do when I have anal sex is when I know I'm ready, like for him to get the funk out of my ask because now it's hurt.

And I'll reach back and pull the condom off so that he doesn't see, just so in case there is anything on the condom, he doesn't see that the condom is dirty. But yeah, that that saves like the mood to where if anything was in there, and then he has to get another condom to go back in my vagina. But what I'll do is all sexily, if that's a word.

I'll sexily. It's not like sexily pull the condom off and then either toss it to the side to where I know where it's at so that I remove it, or like I just run and push it in the toilet. Why are you still putting it in a toilet? I don't know, because let's listen, I don't care. I flush it and that's what I can. I'm going global warmings. I'm sorry, that's fine because I'm just happy I have my plastic chalko and I'm glad we're getting rid of plastic.

We're getting rid of plastic. So here's the thing, sir. If you if you're moving right and you have a huge um cardboard box, if it rains what happens to that cardboard box? Nigg it falls apart. That's what the funk happens in my spray on it that it's not supposed to do that. That's a lot all of my drinks it fell apart. Just drink faster. It's better drink a faster. Yeah, this is coming from someone who don't drink lick us do you drinking? I do drink liquor.

She just means I can't handle it. So before we go and I go by the way, I did just google, and I'm trying to figure out, like the ass getting wet. People are saying they're feeling their own lubrication, like but when when they're not using move They're saying that it could be the penis pre coming. There's another thing that's saying it could be sweat. Um, don't be sweating. Seat is the culprit. Maybe you could sweat from me? Your sweat sweating your eyes happened to me. I mean I

feel like I think your booty hole is a little open. Honestly, after all of that, yeah, at least it wasn't. So this is so this is my question, I guess to you guys, because there's a lot of guys that may want to try that out. They just need somebody to come out and just say it. You know. So you you suggest that women, if women want to get into a nigga booty hole, we asked, can we get in

the booty hole? Yeah? Conversation. Yeah. And at the same time too, I think the biggest situation is and men in here, you guys, you guys are listening, is that a lot of men by default are gonna be like, if she's doing that to me, I must be gay. And it's like, why then does it have to go all the way to the extract left were women? So you know, gay is of course the same sex. So of course, I mean that's just a society thing. And especially been black men. We've talked about it all the time.

You guys tie your manhoods here and masculine where it's in your pockets. Nigga. But what's your podcast about? Because they feel like everybody's gonna like you all, but they don't know why because of that bullshit. But that was you got a beautiful all right? So our podcast is about politics and entertainment, not It's not like we're not saying there breaking it that's like whatever happens in the week, that's in the political arena, and it's also in entertainment.

We talked about it, so I don't really listen to any pods talk about I mean I do, but it's like very brief. Yeah. UM, I picked the homemail this week because we actually have guys in the room. UM, so this is very interesting. UM shout out. If you guys want to send any of your homemail to us, please write us in at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. This one is from a male listener and it's called

it's titled going Down. Hey, my name is I'll just say Sam, and I've never gone down on a girl before. The reason is I was sucking this girl and she had she has. She asked me to go down on her and her vagina smelled so bad, so I didn't do it. Since then, anytime I talked to girls and I tell them that I don't go down on a female, they kind of agree, but then later want me to do it. And I really want to try it, but

I'm kind of skeptical about it. He's saying, I tell them, I tell them I don't go down, but then they husband I know right, they'll say, no, it's not there's a there's a whole name there. But that's the thing. I think that happens with a lot of guys. They'll be like, oh, well, I don't really give head. But then when you're in the act, a lot of women just like head so much, they'll still be like give So the question is here, he's a little scared, um that he won't be good? What tips do you have

for me? Um? And I guess how would you suggest someone moves forward enough? I'm on corn hubs, so why don't you find that look out? But what is your suggestion as two guys who don't go down or may have PTSD from going down and and not being very clean down there? Um And I guess like, yeah, what are your tips for head? I mean and a guy going down for the first time? I mean, my first tip is definitely you know, pop the hood. You gotta find the hood and lift that up. I think that

that's a major thing. A lot of guys don't know where the clip is, so they they'll be like just looking and looking and and they're not in even the right area. So UM, I would say that that's number one. Um, you guys have mentioned on a previous episode there's a but you don't listen to us. I didn't say that. He say where you don't know that's what he don't know. Sure, he had mentioned that there's a video. I don't I forgot what points, but I know what it looks like.

That's all about um you know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know do that. But also in terms of like if if it smells bad, listen, y'all. We we're humans. Like there's days when niggas don't smell the greatest down there, like you're playing basketball or whatever whatever. So I'm not sucking dick after a nigga, but not only if smell is your concern and you feel like that. So one of the things that like I do, even when I'm like with a girl, like before I go down there,

what I'll do is I like to finger bitches. You I know you don't, but I'll even just rub their clip until they get wet. And then they gon't bring my fingers well, not only the stuff test, well, not only the smell test. I'll bring it up to them and if they don't want to smell or eat their own remember years ago oh yeah, Like if a bit like don't want to even taste her own pussy, then you think I want to taste your pussy, No, ma'am.

So I'll take my fingers and but I want them to smell how they smell, and I want them to taste themselves. And if you're not gonna let me do, Like if they like act weird about tasting their own selves, I'm going some people are weird about their own tips. Like, yeah, I like that the politics podcast, I'm we talking about this ship like another thing. It's like another move way of doing it. Depending on how comfortable you are with the person, you could be like, yo, let's take our

showers before we get into it. You know, I really don't give, but you'll be honest. I kind of like a little a little smell sometimes not, but I kind of like, you know, you know what I mean. There's the thing about this, like I remember saying once I said it on I G Live right, I made a comment on our show that pussy has pussy has a smell and it's not a bad smell, but it's like there's a sense and I've been when girls have smelled

nothing and it was weird. I don't. I'm not gonna lie. Um. I just had this conversation point like a girl's round table, and it's so it sucks for us because it's kind of been put into the society that like thropplies and even Mayweather just made a video talking about I want my pussy to smell and taste water. Bro, what's like our pussy is like not in a pussy, So I know it's not water, and I would like to taste like water. But y'all already not Susy is actually no sweet.

So I'm good on any taste. Like I'm a vegetarian, so I should always smell like green. Yeah, I'm sorry, I almost Maria, She's like, I'm a vegetarian, so my ask pussy don't stink, so like, yeah, there is a musk that pussy has. It's not bad in my opinion. I love my smell, like when I can smell it. Sometimes I don't. I only can, like I have that musk when I'm ovulating, and I love that ship. Yeah, but I think that a smell maybe just saying that word like smell, and we always feel like bad, like

we think bad. I mean, it's a smell start saying a roma because you because you have some roma. Yeah, you have some roma. I had some rama too. There was a roman okay, yeah, wasn't an athlete for the roma, this is clear. It was like that was a really good these are felies but no, so okay, So I like that, And I already said I like dick smells. So I think that you should maybe um revisit with another vagina. And I like the idea of maybe the next girl that you get into bed with, maybe you'll

get in the shower first. You always going to sleep. I'm gonna be real. I don't know if this is good advice, but I would tell you I would be kind of into it if like I was walking to do and they'd be like, yoll be honest with you, like I really don't do this woomen so like you might have to teach me. So I'm like, you know, I can't trust y'all. Y'all talk to Slake. I'll talk to We just thought that kind of that experience before share that, so she's prepared, like let me make sure

my pussy right right. I like then be like, okay, you know I want to try this with you, Like I'm feeling you and like, you know, if you have to walk me through it, I would like that. You gotta say it's smooth, though, because if you say it like corny, you ain't getting like figure out how to formulate ship. Yeah, you can. You teach me how to don't get me wrong? Go down there. I said that,

don't be corny with it. If a girl told you she never sucked it, or like she doesn't know how to suck, that does be quite to be like I like, I'll guide you. I'll tell you how more than like I never had. Can you show me like it's like a whole way to don't be afraid of being bad? I want to do that. But is there anything I haven't done? I want to be like, I've never done that. Can you teach me? No, damn, there ain't nothing left me while you can role play. So I'm not gonna lie.

So I'm trying to bring well and I'm trying to like I gotta like bring so I'm trying to bring toys into the bedroom with me, and I literally like he makes everything so not fun because I was like, oh, I'm gonna bring toys and he was I said, I'm gonna bring toys to help you because I wanted us to have anal sex and um, he was like toys and put the laugh in emotion was like, but y'all'll need that. I don't need nothing to help make you come. And I was like, okay, fine, it's for me just

to help you open me up. Like so I had to change the whole dynamic. But I want to bring toys in. But he's just, yeah, already that was a pretty bad story. I'm gonna bring a toy to help you, That's what he said. But no, that's like just knowing how to say things when you need help. But before we get up out of here, let our listeners know again, um elemental p and and let them know where they can find you on your podcast. Cool. So before that, we got some gifts for you that I want to give.

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So I had my headphones on. I didn't hear anything, but I did see people's head turn and suddenly the whole fucking train shifts to like the front because a rat is on it. Oh, the one that was one of the poles whatnot? So the rat was like on the floor, right, bro, when I tell you, was like twelve of us and we all got on top of one. Bitch. Mind you, everybody's speaking their own fucking the ship, wasn't it? The freaking spanishn't film it? First off, you may not

have seen. Did you see when she had a moth in her? Stop? It's not funny. It was like the Witch Project. She held a whole nigga over to get the moth out her. My followers DMed my homeboy. I was like, oh my god, she's dying right now. I go stave. It don't matter why you continue the story. We scared a white people. Moth was huge. Have you had a bug wake you up out of your sleep? Fucking flew right by me and then it was attached to the lights. I heard that and I was like

what I look up? This ship is huge and I was like, oh my god, I thought I was gonna be huge with wings. And then then they kept doing me like this is my house now? Right? So then I was trying to catch him with the light and like get him out to my balcony. Couldn't do it, and I honestly had a panic attack. You know, I had that fucking bug stuck in my ear. That's really you have issues what she did? She had a roach stuck in her ear effect alright, was not old. I

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the headboard, go to work the squats, posing squads? Is this something that we can do, like literally like a nigguld be like, oh, I'm about to get a net plussy and we can go to the bathroom real quick and do these squads to make it to our needs. So I need to get ready for that ahead of time. But there are some stretches that you can get into opening up in real life. If I'm about to get dick and I'm like, listen, hold on, I gotta stretch first.

What does that like? Judge me? If I got me like hold on, is he gonna drive you more or less than if he hears your knees sound like a deck of car? Tried to see as soon as I heard out why trying to make it like I tried to make noises that because I heard the click click like it was not Actually, to be fair, I've seen a nigger like do push up before he sucked me. That's different. That looks sexy for us. I'm asking the guy,

why wouldn't it stretch? If I'm sitting here about to get on the dick and I'm like, hold on, what if he made it into a nice little dance. Let me give you a little insight on man, real quick, if you're about to get some pussy, if you're really about to let me inside the holiest the holies, and I gotta wait a couple of seconds for you to stretch. I'm good, at least you are not. We're not going to deter me from getting into this moment like that

little hamstring stretch, little quad straw. I'm not doing that. Why not? I'm not doing that. You can make a little eye contact cute, you know what? Maybe you know what I'll do. I'll because this is what used to work for me when I so I used to be a volleyball player right in basketball. But wall sits and I'll just be like as he's like getting the condom on his dick. I'd just be on my door or the wall. Just walls that ship make your like, it makes your thighs. All that that's gonna cut into your

work like light on stamina. You don't sound like you got a couple of points in cracking up. If you're already like that, don't start there, Yeah you don't. Don't. Don't waste thinking about suicides and lunges. And that's something you gotta do it early. You gotta train for that. So you need to do with some training. You need to get it. What's the pelvic floor exercise that you're talking about that to like take someone big? Is that just to stretch me? Like? So it's going to do

a couple of things. So the old internal muscles, all the muscles inside of your walls, you can you can strengthen them different ways so you can actually engage them. Like when I told you to pull your belly button in, that's pulling in your transverse. But you know how you hold your peak. He start doing your kegels. So if you do your kegels while you're pulling your transverse, you do it from a plank. You can do it in your squatting positions that will help you strength. A kegle

during your plane. What is that gonna do? It's gonna help you strengthen those walls because all those are those all those muscles internally. Yeah, So plank in there right, pull that in, pull your belly button in and then pull your keyg nice and tight. Squeeze you boot looks like too much energy? You feel like something? Can you do that? If you do that same squeeze while you're about to orgasm, especially if it's a ge spot orgasm,

fire you off like crazy. So we had lived man knowledge and she was like talking about breathing and squeezing the kegel to like have an orgasm when I'm touching yourself. So I did it during sex this weekend. Oh my god, bro crazy. Normally I do keegles when he's coming so like he could feel it. But like I've rarely done it for my own according for you, you spetime reach doing sex for us. Well, I just don't really know that. I never think about keegoes helping my orgasm. That's why

I haven't done it. That's why I've been coming with penetration. I'd be doing that ship that's why. I literally am convinced that, like that's why I come to penetration, Like I focus on coming and I make it a whole like not only mental thing, but I definitely be squeezing my ship. Um, and I actually had a question specifically for you. So what we're talking about, you know, exercises. I didn't know if you could help us specifically with this.

We've been asked this question that live shows. We've been asked this question, UM and our email, and I want to know what exercises you suggest to loosen up the booty hole, to loosen up the booty, yes, like to be able to take dick or fingers, or like to just loosen it up, you know, the type of exercise that I've always engaged in. We definitely work on the back area, the posterior changes is how we're going to call it. Nothing nothing to loosen though I've never really

had that. Do you know if anything like you can't because that's their anal mus. Yeah, that's something you guys got all them trainers, Like I didn't know if there was anything outside of just don't think no, I use it on guys. I'm the one who got to know, he said, you guys got trainers you don't have. I have a whole kit that I got from No, I don't need it, but I even a lot. I'm good with spit, my booty will be open. I mean to just do like well, it's because I know how to

make myself comfortable. I literally only have anal sex when I asked for it. No man is able to just like like like just going. So for me, I know when my body can can physically take being like penetrated in my ask, so I mentally prepare myself. I'm already nine times out of ten putting my finger in there, like while he's sucking me, or I asked him to put his finger in me while we suck, and then I literally before anything, can you put it in my ask?

But it's a whole like I have a breathing exercise and everything that I do because I have to prepare myself because it open up like literally, i'd be like like I asked, okay, ask like I say it real sexy and he'd be ready. So you can do a breathing extra side literally just because I still don't know. Literally, I'm all myself, Like I don't ride the dick so literally, as he's opening it, like I prepare myself so literally I hold my booty cheeks open because I told you

i'd be liking to do that. I'd like to hold it open for them because, like I said, it's big. I can't take a little bit, so and I have to like literally like I'll tell him you're like, I'm ready, and I have to not only walk him through it, but as he's inserting it, almost with every like insertion, I do like and like I just like like open my ask a little further, and I literally like I have a breathing self until it's until it's all the way in, and then