Ep111: Fluent in F-ck Boy feat Sarunas Jackson

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that we do because y'all know this, y'all. Motherfucking o g f CP Man, Dizzle, my Nizzle Booty Bandit and the motherfucking building. And I'm embarrassed in the video today you should have seen. They were like, I went into work today and they were like, you seem so happy today. But I woke up at four o'clock. Let me tell you real quick. So I need y'all's opinion because my friend thinks that he's the demon in my life. So basically, I woke up at four forty three a m. This

morning because I had a fucking nightmare. The nightmare woke me up. How no, bitch was even worse. There were demons at my door. Bitch, and so I'm literally sitting here like in my dream telling myself, bit you, dreaming you got this. So I go to fight the goddamn demon, and bitch, I feel it like a person. So I got scared as fun because I'm like, I just my haird was supposed to go through you. Bit you real. So I got scared as funk. I go to my second room. That's how I know it's a dream. My

mama in the second room. So I bring my mama to come back in my room, and which we see the ship on the ceiling. So that's when I woke up and which I was scared at the very same minute at four forty three. Seven hit me with the you up. He didn't even so I said, my friend, no is he That's what I felt like, Maybe he's my night ist shining armor and that that was like seven is alive and thriving. So I wrote him. I said, first of all, I said, I'm never up when you

text me? Are you up? And so then I told him I said no, I said, but I just woke up literally because of a nightmare. And so he gave me with your no seriously, So then he did that kind of so he was like nost So he was like me, you saw and so does this dick become make it hard? I said, okay, right, let me let me know. Don't you ever text me up at this time? I'll be here. If you haven't recognized our third Mike today, he is a returned guest, a favorite SIS hetero male guests.

Nobody really knows you saw and they listen to this but they don't know. So breaking down you talk about this educational post you do, but some people were in the comment it's kind of surprised. I was trying to break it down as I see. I asked, what is C? What is C? Because it says right nerd, which means that you identify with the birth that you were assigned to. Right.

Hetero is in heterosexual and male, as in, you got a dig down there, I'm assume, okay, just talking, okay, yeah, which is one of my favorite sis hetero male guests, because I think you're a great ally for hoes and gay niggers and all of us. So we're glad to have you back. I just like your voice. Some girl says she played the podcast and her eyes closed just to listen to you really like and play with Oh hype, God,

that's nice. I wasn't even thinking. I'm okay, yeah, baby, you know, let's find her name so you can give her a shout out, like, um so wait, I gotta tell you so. Me and Sharon is linked up before the podcast today. Wait, weren't you supposed to get his sperm? Oh oh you didn't even contact Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, this is getting added out in my hand literally in a cup. So basically, guys, if you shout shout out to Viceland, we was wanted.

We were. Yeah, we were on vicelive and you guys can catch us on vicelive. Kind of coming soon. But we were on Vicelive and it was hump day episode, so everything was involving sex and on air they were testing the the host sperm count to see who had the most sperm count. So they gave Weezy. Well weasy to take it home, so they gave Weezy one of the tests, and so knowing that you were coming in, we were going to try to get your sperm in a cup, but beforehand because it takes a little while

and we wanted to see your sperm count on. We don't have to take a little while. How long it's take my bike better than me? How long? If I want to if I want to thirty second thing, I'll get it out. I want to go. I have have a good on session. We got an extra curry quick. I want to see. I just want to see if you could come in thirty seconds, because that's amazing. We sent you to the bathroom. You here's here's a problem

with that. If y'all did that to me today. So like before my fly, I definitely beat my meat because I was like, let me just unwine and I want to give you all my food, my best self. You want to give us your best. You know what I would like to see volume. I would like to see how much you could come in the cup? Like is it gonna be right? Where do you meant the line? I think mine's more of a spread than it is. It's not like about the dance is more about like

a yeah, it doesn't do that. You know? Why did you don't mother with my big head? No? Qui okaya? But I will say it does depend because like, let's just say, okay, let's just say when I'm masturbating, if I like, I keep going to the point where I'm bouting that, but I'm like, oh, I don't like this angle, but I keep waiting, you know, as you say, edging, is that accurate? Okay? Okay, So I want to do that ship I go, no, I'm coming. Then I can't stop.

I'm still My thing is when I when I keep doing that, then I realized when I finally do it, will can I tell you that's probably the sexiest type of mass Like, so, I don't want to say a lot of guys on my phone, but there's quite a few who like to just let me watch them jack off. Like I don't do anything. I just talked to them while they check off and yes, and the sexiest thing is like one of them specifically, and it's so nasty,

but I love it. He like when he's in hotels because clearly he'd be on the road because he working. And something that he does is like he likes to see how far he could shoot it, like when he comes, but he shoots it like in weird places and we love it. So he'll be in a hotel room and I feel so and me and him love it, like we like to like see how far he shoots it, but like he likes to come in weird places in

the hotel room. So I'm like, yeah, so like I'll make him he shoots on the rugger, on the couch and the in the circle or on the ottoman and he'd just be shooting his nut on these different parts of the hotel and I'm like, who have to clean that? They don't even know what I do it on Skype. You know, it's one of them type niggas. So no, wait, I gotta tell you about the sex layer. So me and showing his grab a bat and we had to kill time, right, so we go get a massage round

Chinatown foot massage. We walked. That's born, not us, but people for short words. So we're walking and it's like downstairs and there's like red lights and there's like it looked like Valentine's Day decoration and there's a girl, an Asian girl, and a towel holding it yea naked. She doesn't see. That was the first person we saw when we walked out, and she didn't say ship to what. She just stared at us. She was like she looked him up and down. I was like, yes, you're geting yours.

It was really weird because I think she was trying to gauge this situation because we were looking around like uh so. Then an older woman comes out, one that we both definitely wouldn't have fucked, and so she's like, okay, so I'm going So we sit down all right, the revenue bee and then the girl with the towel comes back out, but with this like stroll, just like looking she was doing bro. I'm gonna say it's probably five times at least, and then I was like, what's going on.

It's like I was kind of weird, like, see, she's sexy, we supposed to order her. I don't know. Wait, why we're getting our foot massage. Wait, wait here, the most noise going on. Bro. So I was coming through core horrible decisions, and y'all didn't think to do research and see at least how much she charged. So damn you spiled to do ship for research. Didn't really wanted to research.

But she kind of like, suck your toes and you could have came and told us how much of toes calls in China Town well back, but I don't even know if they were about that. But like this dude was like moaning extra lab and there was a weird jerking moaning. There was a sound like a not in the mouth, but like it was like a jerk, like like oil. And then and then anytime you do see older white man come out, there was like a couple

of older white men that came out. Thank you she and it was only her doing all these white the other one walking up and down like she was waiting. There was other So when he came out, someone says, how was it, He goes, I feel great. I swear, I was like, you did that on purpose? Who did what on purpose? You said? It felt great? Oh no, not me? That wasn't It was a white dude, the older white dude did that. He was the one that was like, feel another guy just came out. He was

super appreciative. He's like thank you, thank you so much, thank you bye. And he was awkward and he left. And he was in the suit and white older white man in a suit, and he used to stabling sex clubs on the little wheezy right right, everybody has been asking the girl Sharona's and you said, my research, it didn't. Unfortunately,

he only took his socks off up. That's a right off, right great right when we're leaving, the girls like I'm looking at her and her hands are shaking, and we walked out and I'm like, bro, like, I feel like we were just in the middle like a sex trade. Like she didn't speak English. She was like a little shaky. You could tell she was nervous, and she's like holding this towel like waiting. She didn't put on her sweats until a good like well until we let left, like

she was like that she was off duty. After that, they were just like go home. That's awful. Anyway, I can't tell you the name because it wasn't Glaze, It wasn't at all. But it was across the Luna Pizza I know that. Oh yeah, yeah that, and was chased around the corner. Don't be giving all these details them, no, you know what my academy or listening to the show, and I was like, what's oh boy um from the Patriots they got caught going to don't be telling no

it was it, Yes, it wasn't. It wasn't his brothel. It was it was a brothel that was under investigation by the FBI for trafficking people. What about his son? He got off because the person who gave him the massage wasn't a part of the sex trafficking. Okay, right out here, crad was the only one, the Richard was the only one not involved. Out voice, Hilary, I like that. Wheezy actually came up with this cute little game, and we're going to bring you a part of It's called

finish the sentence. So are we all going to finish this sentence? Okay, let's all do it. The first one you're gonna finish it. I want you to lick my blank. Finish the blank, and it's all my body, so yes, yeah, so go ahead. I want you to lick my shaft. It's a certain way to do it. It's really nice when the girl knows how to do it. Lick the shaft, okay my goal and circles around it like not, that's not that's okay. The next one, well, what about you.

We're gonna go in the circle. What should you lick my pussy hole? Like the pussy hole I do. I love when niggas put their tongue in, like, huh ro take that ship. I can dig that, you know. Like he was just like, you don't like you know, you came now to day, but some fingers. When he was eating, he was saying, okay, first of all his hands, give it some credit. It was still ahead. Yeah, all right, so I want you to lick my strap. Oh damn, but it's the power thing. It's going to suck that

ship and then start vibrating in my mouth. And I was like, look, okay, the next one that is okay. I'm trying to think how he's supposed to every time we fuck. I want you to every time we fun. I want you to day. What do I like? What's it first with it? I know there's a for short position. What's the first short position? Every time? We I want you to be in what position? What's it called? Like? We don't know? Like okay, so should we do you like our like our show? Should you? And Sharona I

asked you got pants on? So we was talking about I did. I was like, can I be a part of that video video? Al right? Alright? So what's the position you like to do? And set? We got to figure it out? Get up? Okay, you play so much? But wait to the middle of the show. I got yourr what's position? Okay, I'm talking through talking, so standing up? Wait, let me take off my work bade get me alright? So many and position? Why already? Okay? So like that's it's very sail of that. Okay, so how can I

how can I you know what? Okay? Fine? I mean all right, so let's see Mandy is do you want Mandy facing Mandy's on her belly? Oh that's the winner? Yeah fo okay okay, So then for this second, I guess we'll go this side then this right, So now he's getting down on top of Mandy, who's on the floor. My kind of like gonna be underneath like that We're gonna work. That's that's that's my that, So that's a there's a name for that, and we've actually, I don't know what the name of that is laid down. It's

a laid down doggie. But I can't we have that at a life show. We did, we did have it at a live show. But you know what, I remember

the name absolute favorite position. So I like that position because he gets juicier when I'm like, I like that position to could you there's even a slight little like rotations you could do, like have her go on her side a little bit more than you can see her play with the titties and then or just have her like water stomach and then you really get aggressive with the booty and stuff, like do you think you're a

ship equally? You know, I will say I prefer booty, but I mean, like, I love everything, but booty is priority. So what about you? Every time we fuck, I want you to what do you want your partner to do every time we funk? I want you to look me in the eye, so emo bro again, make love to me. Every everything in the ship out of me, and they look at me. Now, I feel like it's serious, Like I'll come like that. Sometimes I close my eyes because I don't want to see it. I'll be like, I

don't want to come here. Okay, there's a lot of fun I want to get from the back, though, so like I don't feel like I have as much. I never look back, though I do be looking back, but then it's like I know I'm actually looking at somebody that every time we fuck, he needs me to tell him that I'm about to become He needs to hear it. I need to say it. And if I don't, this needn be like what did you point? Like are you

giving me all these seats? So when I was working this morning, I don't even have to say it because my pussy pushes the dick out and he feels me like shake you no, no, no, no no no. It's not like I can't. He'll be like, man, you about to tighten up and take this dick. That's what I make. It's the announcement, like everybody in the room, and just even if it just says and all also the neighbors need to know I'm coming. So the announcement I have noticed.

So I realized this morning the one thing where I'm able to suck seven dick for twenty four minutes is because he does something. So every time we have sex, I need you to talk and moan to me while I suck your like, so he was like doing all the fun like but he was then moaning, and then he was like, God, damn bit you so sexy? How you suck this dick? He was talking real dancy this when I was like, but it's six o'clock, buddy, No, it was actually but like it was just the vocalness

of it. I started feeling myself tripped down my thoughts and I was like, you know, it's crazy how powerful words are, because I remember like thinking like I was in a matter of fact, that position, and I'm thinking, all right, cool, I was in it to go for the long haul. I'm like, well, I'm going at it. I'm going at it. And then this girl like she she looks back and then she says like she All she said was like, is it yours, daddy? And for some reason I was like, oh and just splat it

all over the place. It wasn't about like, but it is more about is it yours? Not? The daddy part is it is the ego ship And you know we both know it's not. But it's just about the talking of it, just like whatever you do, you thing whatever. But let's since you know what ain't yours? What about if a girl wants you to tell her that you love her doing sex, because I've seen that, Yeah, girl, a girl. I remember one time girl she told me.

I know she didn't let me, but she told me and then she asked, She's like, do you let me? Like why we were working? That's a mood killer. And I was like I even asked me that, like this morning, what do you do? What you do? Wait? You said yeah, no, no, no, no no. I was like I just act like good, I don't go to the love thing. But like even this when I was like, oh, this is your pussy, and then he's so conce like just been my pussy okay, And I was like, well, damn, are you're supposed to

just say yeah, like it's been my pussy? Sir? You had to take the back there have you done? Have you? Guys like hold on and really interrupted the process, even if you like interrupted the process one time people, I've done that with all right, right right, grab me no kind of way, don't talk to me, no kind of way if you ain't asked me freaking so actually, so I've done it more. Okay, so I've done it one

time time that I can remember. But I know I've stopped a nigger from putting his dick and me if I wasn't wet yet, because it's just like, n she's not ready yet, But I say, she's not ready? Yeah, why are you doing it? But I pulled one that out my dick one I'm like you, I pulled a dick out my pussy one time because like we had done a lot of like four play and talking and he had sent me videos of him fucking bitches and

when he was working me, it just wasn't good. So I was like, I feel like you're not putting your all into it. We should have time's gonna work. Um you should call it uber now. Um you just turned off, super turned off. I was super turned off. The only time I've ever stopped someone, I had a dude like head is necessary. I love giving and receiving doozy in my pussy. He like does it for a few seconds, like get it wet, and then like can I said, let me tell you something I don't know. I take

care of myself. Number one. Number two, if you're in a rush. We can find another time. I just want to make that very clear. Maybe you wanted a quickie you don't like quickies, And then he was like, oh no, I'm like, well you have love quickies. What is it quickie to a man? Because quickies does right, meaning quickies to y'all, what's a quickie? Quickie to people that have been fucking is a different thing because you know how

to make that's that's true. I will say, though, let's just say in general, just for general sakes, anything under seven minutes, seven sex minutes, because ten minutes gonna be sex and me bro damn seven sex minutes in seven room minutes sex for some reason I understand, which is really like because there's been a time where I remember like we for ten minutes, but in my mom it was like worlds a half hour. I was getting up

for ten minutes seven position. That's why you can't have a cable box though, because you'd be like shi, yeah, um. I wasn't gonna say the um yeah probably, but like I would just say regular just not sex mans, but regular mans. Anything under seven five under these five minutes then coming five minutes five minutes, it depends to dick, but yeah, around I could get that done. It means

there's no oral in a quickie. That's not true, because I mean you're looking for two and a half minute gotten the dickway before it goes in, just like talking for like a start a second. Sometimes I'm like, just give it like fifteen seconds and then we're good. Like, don't even try to go hand on it. You know, some girls get pride for what that. Want to go on hand in a quickie was of second dick. I have my hands like right here, and I was like, hold my hair and yeah, all the works because I

just want to like that. Yeah, he kept trying to hold my hair, but because the Africas just did it yesterday, I was like, don't pull my hair. Hold on. This is your your braids forward where you should really hurt too. Well. No, Nigga took the two from the front and tried to bring into and I said, the ships right back to the front with my hand, like that's the funniest thing

I've ever seen. While I was getting the girl was like she was like I was like, oh, alright, this one you got to do fast, all right, don't even think about it. Come on my tits are, come on my ass, Come in my mouth or come inside me. Well, I got a daughter inside. You spit on my pussy or spit in my mouth. I don't spiting on pusy and I don't nasty dog. It's weird because I love key one of my mouth spitting today. But when he spit sometimes he I just wasn't ready for the spit

all of my That was crazy. While I was sucking his dick, he lit up his blood and I said, I know it's really ghetto, but I love when you smoke a blood when I suck your day that you are don't do this a matter of fact, pull yourself a cup and handyse too. It was it was five. It was five A lot of a lot of jersey at five am. That's the one time you should have came to you. I did, well, I mean his quick

travels at that time, at that time. Well, you know what though, um, the first time I ever remember, the first time a girl ever, she was like spending my mouth whatever. I was so thrown off, and I thought, I was like, that's discussing. I thought I didn't like that. I was just like, that's because I never, that's never been a thing. I love it. You know who it was? It was a real famous naked too let me stop. Who da He was the first one too many was like,

don't do this the fun up ship. God damn. So wait, Mandy tells me this ship. I'm like nineteen years old. Bro. I was like, yeah, but he steals me, bro, so I ain't like that ship. He was the first thing to sell me. You know what stealthing is. He took the condom off, and but in me that wild on

round one. I mean, I made him call for some change, but still because he needed to pay for my Plan B, and then I would need to know that was That was the first person outside of the other when he knew I really didn't want to be And I was like, I gotta take like four days off work and he was drug That's like, but that's how you know I didn't want to I didn't care about child supporting. Out of that, I was like, I need that plan B. You've got a girl. Take the condom. That's happened to

me twice. Wait, yeah, what do you do? What does a man do with the worst time the first time that ever happened? Um, when she did, I literally like pushed her ass cheeks, like what's you doing? And I pushed her forward and went that he let that dick in. No, no, no, I said, what are you doing? Throwing me off because I was like, what then are you trying to do? Like to me, I was like, what are you trying

to do? You know what I'm saying? And at that time, like I was still hooping and ship like that, I was like, like, you know what I'm saying. The second time, for some reason it was sexiest, like we don't give that. I need to stop. Yeah, all right. The last question I have is one question I would like to know. I'm finding it. What would you do if we have how you kind of answered already? If we have five minutes to fun and ended an orgasm, the position we

need to be in is oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah. But if there's a second one, um, she has to have a fat ask for this and know how to ride with that reverse cow girl does something crazy to me? I did that stay. I just I just some extra type of writing today, and I was very proud of myself. Extra ta like the last couple of years, you've been starting it right now because you were like, been fat.

I wasn't riding dick excited. Bitch. Let me tell y'all how I was righting because this is like none other. I've never done it before. So I got on top of him. He's laying down. I'm facing him. Bitch, I get tired from writing regular so bitch, I've been back, and bitch, I'm on my arms now. And then it was so like you. I was happy, bounds harder, bound hard, and I was all right, na, and I just felt I think you gotta get on something. Did something like that.

I did it for a cliver. I'm doing it like like verse cor girl like this and girls start eating their pussy and the second girl pussy and she was like, oh yeah, bitch. I fell back when he was like hard, do more bouncing, and I was like, all right, nigga, this is like, what's a long time on top to y'all? Twenty seconds? Ship clean? Like no, I come kind of quick on top. Well, that's that's useful. So I ain't

gonna lie. You can tell my body ain't used to the positions because so we went two rounds, but the first time it wasn't even my thighs do you know how embarrassing it was? Alternate lune, God, damn nig as, I'm getting on top. All you here is click clicking. My knee clicks like a roller coaster. Every time I watched Yaomi telling me online she were writing videos like damn, she got some good knees minus be out and everything. That's all I can think. You just hurt my bones crack.

So dude, it's funny when you started, like when you're realizing, like damn, I'm not nineteen no more, and ship like. I was like I was around a certain position, nigger like, and I was like, I'm sure, no, I have tender nice in my right show. I just knew it because when I got to the point where I just kind of like barely on and just like giving with my life and and then I just started shaking with this, I was like, I'm not looking good. Here was christ possessions.

I'm trying to be a soldier for you, but I definitely do. Yeah, we sound like Arthur Damn man, that shiite like masturbating. At the rate that I do, I could never be a DJ. Like God, my risk is so tired. Sometimes you know you should be like you know how Instagram girls with a lot of followers become DJs. All of sudd just be a DJ like that where they just first off and then it goes into you're shading a couple of my friends. Think I'm thinking of one in particular DJ because I have a Yes, we're

not going to say names. I'm not saying not only what I'm thinking of right now is Chanelle Jeffries J. Yeah, she's got a fucking residency at Aria or something right now. She SMaL weekend, I'm going to be lit Memorial Weekend, so she's probably I don't know. I've already been hitting up where you are. I know they're gonna be in Vegas? Yeah, is that where like wall players go? Everybody summerly because I told your life, Oh, I'm tripping imp Honestly, I

was really excited about Memorial Day. Me and Scissors are going to Panama. I know you Panamanian. Hey, where arey'all going to Panama? I don't know what I'm saying, it's all that's all that, and I want to Panama. There's a lot of American Yeah, there's a lot of American um franchises in Panama. They use American dollar down there, there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot of is the third World? No, but it is you're rich or you're poor. There's there's a lot of prostitution. I only

went for one night when I want for Cambodia. Um, they're current and see means so less that they literally use whatever currency you have. So we were able to use taibot, we were able to use the Vietnam money. I don't I forgot what it was called sing dollars. Yours, of course was the highest course. And if you just had a one dollar bill, they acted like it was so fucking much because I guess you can buy a lot. Yeah.

Now in Panama is it's straight up American dollars. But the thing is like, so I remember I went to do you think this is back? And I remember the last time I went was like oh oh nine, I was on a national team, right, yeah, I was fresh graduated, like fresh graduated, right, and I I went and then um, the gas was like something stupid. I've never seen prices like that in my life. Was like four five for eighty or something like that. And I was like what

the fun? Like all the get like even five but then I went to go like a buy a Gatorade and it was like a thirty two cents or something like that, like a big jone. Like I was just like groceries out there for cargo is different from like something like few which is sucking insane. But I think with Panama, like it's very hard for like like for employment, Like that's why there's so much prostitution, Like it's everywhere partenders, waitresses. Um, I was in the casino. You can get a prostitute.

Are you going to pay for a prostitute while you're there? So the reason I'm not excited about Maria Weekendnymore because we're both on our period and then you know we're going on our I don't stop you. That don't stop you. Bit don't stop women like like period like also like it because like told you we'd be working on our period. But I feel like that you because we scissor blood up both Like so what if your what if your

tampons intertwined and pull each other out? I don't know what animation, but you're I'm with a woman who all know, like has the same thing I deal with every month, like we could You're not gonna see here come two pussy's bleeding. You're not gonna tell me the room don't smell like Quota's pennies. Whatever the funk you say, I don't care. I say, it doesn't smell like there's two people with blood. That room smell like. I got both

of our serious trackers on my ship. We get our periods the same day now between live so technically we only had a commission five days a month instead of like ten. Now that is you know gold ship. Okay, so damn we've been This is really nasty for a start. Yes, so let's go out into our vanilla ship. Okay, okay, So Vanilla ship this week, and it was mainly because

I was gonna have you tu vanilla Vanilla ship. First of so, for our new listeners who may have been been tuned in because Coronas is on our show, the Know Ship is the segment in our show where we talk about sex in the news. So it's something it's an article that we came about, um, whether from Twitter or someone sent it in, and it involves just sex in the news. Now, this one is called the death grip? Are you using death grip during masturbation? It could be

messing with your sex life. So basically the death grip if you masturbate with an overly tight grip. Dan Savage says this. Sorry, by the way, Dan Savage follows us, bitch does he? I had a panic attack when I found out the other way Dan Savage, Oh God, as he's been in my DM for us to come on on Twitter. I don't know like people added us in the beginning. I could show you. Let me just start. Literally the only fucking reason I say certain words on

this show monogamsh okay, that's all. Dan Savage just woke as funck and I really hate giving white people credit. But he's lit as Fuck'm like white, he's white. He does his show on his own. He doesn't need nobody. He's had it for forever. It's called love cast by Damn Savage. Yeah, people will call in totally authentic. He'll

talk them through their ship. He's like so honest. He has like sex workers, like everybody will call in and like he never fucking lies, like you could tell sometimes it's hurtful and he's just like, oh well, and it's great gay dope. And then he sells these shirts that say ate my foot and peach that motherfucker already. Okay, So anyway, death grip. Death grip is coined by Dan Savage and it refriends first men that have a overly tight grip while masturbating on their penises or just basically

approly a lot of pressure, people that hunt mattresses. Also, going back into my early teen years, what is up with that? It was just just I needed pressure around there when my dick got hard. I didn't know what to do with it at that time. So that's what was happening. So these things just didn't become available. Oh well I didn't. I didn't learn how to masturbate util I was eleven, So you stuck your dick in between the mattresses, not between Jesus Christ. It just was like

on it. I just would just know people put in between. I didn't realize that, that's what you're saying. Yeah, so even if another partner is doing it. So ladies or gentlemen that are giving blowjobs, if you're gripping too tightly during oral sex um, it can actually be really fucked up later for one sperm count, but also sensitivity while trying to come later. So if you're gripping too hard, right, it kind of has that adverse effect, much like watching porn.

You know, if we watch too much porn, then we start needing nasty ship. This is basically what the death grip can do. Uh to sex later on, not just sex with yourself, but sex with other people. UM, and many people with they say limited access to sex education and religious restrictions have had proper I mean in proper ways of learning how to pleasure themselves. So sez because they feel like that's what pussy is supposed to do.

It's suppost. They think it's suppost to be really tight, so which makes use why it sucks you up, because then you're gonna think that the should be tighter than what it really is. What's the weirdest way you guys have masturbated? Um? I did go ahead and share. I want to laugh. I think mine's worse. I mean it probably is. Put you mean the worst way of masturbating, I mean the weirdest way, the weirdest way for me, I put a condom on a toothbrush, and I also

put a condom on a cucumber. Okay, yeah, I mean you got me. I mean I told you I made a guy put a condom on on his wave brush. I put it in his booty hole because he couldn't get splinters. I love this story. It was so amazing video all I couldn't. I couldn't get over seeing the bristles. It was the way brush and his It was great. But for me, I don't think I masturbate really weird because I have t rex arm. No ever like it. Still, I can't like get my fingers. I can't finger my

pussy bro like I can't. My arms is too short. Andy bullshit bro laid down in my goddamn BA. Why platting down in my bed to go like this? My hand is right on my cleet like push it in. I gotta like bunch up like a little midget. And I ain't gonna do that. He stopped saying. I want to just say, for the record, this is wheezy. This is my voice. Everyone get comfortable earlier with it. I would like to find the minute mark that we said

this on. But you know what I want you all to know, and those views of Mandy does not reflect b et for games, people playing what's it called people play? Not for me, it was very like, okay, the only reason why I did this is because we were at we were at lunch and somebody mentioned, I'll do it like this, and then he said because it feels like somebody else is doing it or something like that, and then I was like, oh, but he was joking, and I took it serious. I didn't realize he was joking

because I talked about your hand. You sit on it, that's one right. But it was so if I'm right dominated just you said on my left, got my left did it? And they're like, I like looked over my right shoulder and like never looked down. It was like this the whole time, and I was just like, I mean maybe, like the first thirty seconds was a little strange and ship, but I got to meet myself and got comfortable, So then you got yourself. I got comfortable

with my hands. Yeah, you ambradictrous. Uh you know what's good? No? No, no, no in real life? Yeah, but no, not like I don't I don't stroke on my left hand. What do you mean in real life? Yeah? You can write with both hands. I can write both hands. I can shoot like or you gotta pen. I definitely am right hand did and then I hold my phone in my let meece paper because I want to see this and want you to write your name. I mean, I'm not even a nice writer anyway, so I don't know you're gonna

be like. I'm like, that's how hard to see? How bad we can all do it? Oh yeah, I'm the best, so I'm gonna win. You could do both hands, all right, so we'll do normally do two hands. What are you guys, right or left? I'm right both hands? You're right? And what about you both? She right handed? That's what right to get left like dicks? All right, let's see I'm doing this that can't you know what? There's been a minute now I'm thinking about it. I'm out just qualified.

Go ahead, good road, sir, but I'll be real in my right hand is not that much better than that. I'll be real with you. Oh yeah, see, well no, I could have. I definitely would have won this. This whole road in cursive is that it's easier. That's that's it. Like it says worm, it says woozy, that's what it's not. Oh, this is ugly. I tried to write in cursive to probably would have wanted let me, let me finish. Wait, wait, so let me douse im. Try' sorry, cursive, Dan, this

is terrible. We gotta take a picture of this and make sure you'll see what this looks like. Mine is bad. But you guys know you concentrate and nigga, I'm printing, I'm printing. You guys are going cursing. I shouldn't have done cursing. See what happens when you try to get advanced reverse? Maybe this you ambihosters. So we're gonna get into our kink of a week y'all. Y'all know every week we pick a kick um, and we do always like to say no kink shaming. This is something, um,

it looks like maybe some ship Wheezy might be into. Um, she's just being this some weird ship. So this one is called oh murashimas you know, because she didn't been to Japan and ship so you know, it's like around or omo for short falls. Within the Eurolagnia family of sexual fetishes, which are related to yurine, those who identify as omo become aroused when they have a full bladder

and what themselves or observe their partner wedding themselves. Other Phrases used to describe this particular fetish are bladder desperation and panty wedding. Now, the word omarashi is Japanese to wet ones up, Oh, bitch, I speak Japanese. Sound Japanese right away? I was out? Girlfriend? Did what about this? You said you're out? But I want you to watch this video. So we're pulling up a video right now. I could post it for the patrons um at least later.

Audio ships stuck, so the girls getting fucked. I need your WiFi to connect or something. So we're gonna get it connected. But here's the question we need to know first. How much would you take as far as coin for someone to piss on you? To pee on me? I mean, I feel like that's not the worst thing. It would different. Youre talking about shipping on me, but like pissing on me then you know, for free? Wait wait, wait, because

for free. Let's write what we think he's gonna say, because that's how much I think you about to saying. I'm really thinking lower, but now I think you just it's your number, It's gonna be my number. I hate you, Mandy, What I don't say? Okay, what's your number. I did not just say I was gonna say that, Well, she gave you a thousand more. That would make sense for me because I fly out if a bit flew you out and a plane. See look, look all right, what if it was us? What if Mandy I gave us

a discount? So I's free? And then I told oh, I said at the live show, so we was really drawn the nigga that liked me to pee on him? So you did a multiple times? No, so I peat on him multiple times in the shower, but he did some ship that I ain't really like. Um. And I mean by that time, I was drunk and it just happened, by what, No, I was on the toilet pissing and he walked up to me while I was pissing and started pissing on me. So it fell from my chest

into the toilet while I was pissing. I want you all to know, this is a girl's talking about an entire black man. This is not ya oh ship, Yeah right there? Oh and it was hot that What did you do the relaxed afterwards? Yeah? That really? Yeah, that's not so. Yeah, I'm not with that. I'm not really with it. I don't like human feces or waste on me. But I mean, if you drunk, you just I didn't have a girl asked me to piss on. Let me see, this girl starts pissing a little bit. She sounds white.

She's Veronica Rodriguez, so that's Spanish. She could be Euros. Do you see that? Doesn't that just sound like swartling? Though? See, you know I've had that happen to me. I've had to happen to me, don't. Honestly, I like that. But that's not what That's not what they're referring to. But that's not what they referring too. Because that I liked that when that, when that had happened to me like that,

that's happened to me before. And I remember the first time that happened, I was just like this, there's this one girl who let loose on me. And I was like and then my mind, I was like, all right, as you teen on me at this point, but like, because I'm into it, right, I liked it the hotel anyways. So here here's the thing though, Like I didn't know she was just saying she was about she was going

to come. She was like, oh my God, and like she was like riding and then she was like pop up, and then she would just release, release, and then she'll go back on and she go and then she'll come again. And she just kept doing that, and I remember I was like jealous that wanted to know how to do that. Only when the nigga found a little walnut in my pussy. No, so seriously, nigga, So this is for y'all. Didn't want to for y'all. Don't want to make a bit squirk.

You'll be knowing you know what I'm not minding. I know what you're talking about. Nigga, find a little wal nut. It's not cute anymore. Don't don't do that. How many y'all got so so real quick, so real quick, guy. So the little walnut happened. So when you're fingering a bit, you gotta press down on the top of her pussy. And when you put your fingers like this, once you

hook it, you're looking for a little walnut. So it feels like a little riggy like walnut type of a yeah see me spine, Yeah, but it feels like a walnut, bitch, Okay, but you can real cute name is a spot but you look for a walnut and we hit the one that you got a present on a pussy and it just works. It's amazing. I'm trying to teach them the right way because we really not what do you mean? Can't have your walnut? But I can't believe this you have You don't know that you could because you put

your fingers. I don't you have a walnut? You have a walnut? Do not have an It feels like none of my pussy, bitch, and not a wall. It's like a walnut, walls, not a walnut. What happened? So we gonna get into the walls? Says? Are you know not? I got all my walts? So we really decided to pick this. And I'm not sure what she knows about you, but the horrible decision for this week is called fluence and funck Boy. Well, I've we've we've we've talked right

since your own this is last time the show. We've we've become friends and this nigger really sounds like a funk way to me. No, no, no, okay. And I told her the common mistake they make is I'm not a fun boy. I could just speak fun boy the language boy language explain to our listeners please, is how do you explain fun boy language? I just know, I just you know, you know how a funk boy moves. That's why you pointed out right that now here funk boy. That's a fun boy whatever. A lot of them, but

sometimes think about it. You can like look at it like think about like a nigg that drives like a Dodge Charger challenger a Camaro. Them niggs usually be impos He's the one and Ampola with chameleon paining job. That was my dream card. Hey I'm gonna be real. Pols was a mother back in early two. I was like that had a door explorer Chevy on twenty course you did, and like yeah that's and then probably talking to some

other Yeah that's what. But that's what I'm saying. Like they just they move a certain way to a certain way. So like anytime, like you know, like close homecome girls of mine or whether it's even like my sister or something like that, or just people I know, friends, women I've messed with, you know, they bring up certain scenarios and just come to me, found a trust to me, and I just give my advice because I know exactly might listen. I'm gonna just tell you what's going on here,

and then I just get on with down. So because I used to do it, I used to do before you question, because this has been synonymous with boy behavior and anonymous, what I really don't treat like she does her word of the day before you go. She couldn't get a walnut, but she got that walnut. Puts all, that's a nut. It's the wal nut, not your walls. But it feels like a walnut, like a real walnut. You know, the walnut feel like right, you know what

I'm talking about? That ridge, that thank you look even the Indian felt the one that in the pussy hell Man. You thought little pepper planes come from blueprints, So they do. You have to make a blueprint to creative plate. Now, genetically speaking, we all know Benson smarter than us. He was destined to be in the room. Academic I mean, you are you aren't in medical school, so we might be winning technically technically yours. She chose to be behind

the cameras. I got my mom's flawing. My mom's flawing, like just flawing parents. Yea, if like education is keep coming to this country. So my mother, like we talked about being born the Panama Like yeah, She's like me, you need to go back and get your masters. And I'm making I'm successful. You feel me Like, I'm like, Mom, you got to go back to school, Like yeah, it just doesn't matter. I'm like, Mom, like a man, like

you know, I'm gonna lead on a new show. Hey man working with Spike Lee and mom doing this this now She's like, okay, you need to get your masters after that, use that money and get your master. I'm like, oh, I love this one clip from UM if you guys want to really have a good lap. Whenever I'm depressed, I watched Sri Lanka's Got Talent Jesus in Meryl you

know what I'm talking about. And Meryl says, when I told my dad I was going to do comedy, my dad goes poppy while you don't sell refuge a song here, it's true. His mom was like, so you want to be a jest My mom like so we I think it's like my mom is like learning these stages of our growth. You know, my mom was at our first show and how she's coming to the Houston show this week and maybe eating that up when you start, they think they're successful. Ya. Oh my god, my mom gets

recomho I am yeah. So my mom hits me up after we advice and she's like, hilarious, did you so I could tell you didn't do your own makeup because of the eyeshadow? But like, did they not have lipsticks? Are you just do? Now they have career advice? Yeah, my mom wants me to do a Bollywood film very badly because of the like, if you look at your top fifty highest paid actors, there's like a good eleven

twelve of them, our Bollywood actors. My mom thinks I should because I look close enough that I should go. Mym do I speak the language? I wish I had John's parents? Then my mom is more embarrassing. Don't let it be the playoffs. She'll call me while she's in the group, a man, which number is it? Do not tell everybody in the bar who you who are we talking? That? Hilarious? My mom? She like parents games? Who I know on the court? Number is he one? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? No? Parents?

Just like family in general? Like whatever both with me. My mom told we went to this um we were some fucking restaurants some So we restaurant in Orlando and this girl was like, oh, I saw y'all I was on Viceland. Congratulations. My mom was like Charleteagne because they're all friends, so he got them in. I was like, wow, Mom, like it also could be the last two years of hard work. Yeah, but he wrote a book, you know, yeah,

yeah mom. I can't tell my mom like it's really excited about what I do until until she's having like it's like a work function or a friend's birthday party, and then she really wants me to go so she could show me off yo, like like work trophies, her kids and we're all tall as hale and stuff like that. When we walking. Used to see how my mom walking, she smiled like she's just all nice to everybody and then people are like, oh, yeah, this is my babies

and stuff like that. I didn't even tell you she's credit. She said, oh yeah, exactly, she's took credit for us being on Viceland. And I was like, how mom. She's like, I'm the one who told you about Jesus to morrow. Because when we when I took her to The Brilliant Idiot's Live show, She's like, oh, they're just like Jesus Merrill didn't know anything. She's like before me, you didn't even know what Viceland was. But didn't you want Crystal

watching all the documentaries and now you're on there? Where's my mugmas? Like, we don't get back to the boy conversation before we get into the questions. Wheezy has um one of the most synonymous questions on Twitter um that a lot of women need the answer to is why when we write our long thought out thoughts in English, whether they be in text, message, on writing or verbatim, you guys respond with, huh what you mean? Nigga? It was English when we said what you'll meet? Huh what

you you know? What? One? I really can't stand I feel you see, I'll take that overhaul what you mean? I had a you got understand, you got understand. But what I'm saying on one we'll break it down. But all like I first, First of all, men aren't as long winded when it comes to the text. Y'all can go forever with that with men are very impatient. You know what I mean? You'd like to do that? See,

it would be better if this verbal. I'll tell you what's in But that's so for me though, I'll tell you what my problem is when it comes to that long test. If I had you in person and you had plenty opportunity to tell me, and then I leave and we're not and then you sent me a five page no I'm not, No, don't waste my time with this.

We could have spoke about this in person, and that's so I'd be like, you know what, now, I'd be like, okay, whatever, like and I know it's gonna get a mad and I shouldn't do that, but I'm just like, it pisses me off that you had all the time in the world and then they'll give me the whole spill, like what had time to think about it? And you've been

thinking about this ship for a smooth two weeks. I just didn't know about it, you feel me like, So that's just but also like with man it, first of all, how we're raised, especially in this society, especially like a uh, you know, toxic masculine society and stuff like that, where unfortunately we're not able to verbally express our feelings correctly because we're supposed to bottle that inn when we were younger, especially men of color, you know, um, but men, but

men in general, to be honest though a lot of a lot of men um So I think it's it's a it's tough for a guy try to sit there and really write it out and accurately, you know, tell you how he feels. Versus women are very much in tune with how they're feeling. Sometimes they could go overboard because um, you'll react very much in the moment um and and spill the whole thing. React. So but you go back sometimes, you I know, you go back sometimes to be like damn, I was tripping now because that's

the word I was about to say. Why niggas be saying you knew I was gonna respond this way tripping. You're tripping. And I'm telling you what everybody know, man, I like very famie and infamous for like gaslighting and ship like that. Like they're like, you know, you know

what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I mean, And we're not really we all know that I haven't said those kinds of texts in a long time because since we've started this show, I've been so good at communicating like you could be I'm telling life could be so much easier when you're having a full, like just open honest and that which is hard for a lot of guys out there to be in the moment, you know, but to open honest conversation about how you're feeling, it wouldn't be

so hard for me. And like if you're approaching them about okay, when they're dealing with them and other women, yeah, that it's not they can't be honest. But if you're just talking about something you feeling it, I mean, like you know how it is. I think one of the things that guys make a big mistake is in their mind, especially if that like let's just say, okay, bone, we're messing with each other, I care for you and stuff

like that. Um, And in the guy's mind, he's like he's trying to be a good guy, right, but then you'll fall for temptation, simple asses and then feel like he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. That's how guys always I didn't want to hurt a girl's feelings. Like I think the way to like dive into that a little bit. We may put more weight on things when it comes to other women. And I think they mean

in the moment, that's the temptation word right there. Right, And the problem is not being considerate of the aftermath. You might have just sucked this girl and thought it wasn't a big deal, But we're gonna be talking about this ship for three fucking months because that's how hurt I am. So if you knew it would last as long if you have done it, probably not. And the

hurt feelings thing. So here's my question to a man, Then, when you lie to a woman do you care about Do you care about a woman more when you lie to her, or do you care about a woman more when you're able to be open and share what you're doing. This is a really good question. And also, let me be clear when looking to the camera, I do not lie anymore. I'm just this is my former self, definitely, very very honest person and that's why I said this is a great question. So now this depends on the

man's journey where he's at. Yeah, right, Because at one point I thought that I cared about her. That's why I lied at that point. I'm older, I've evolved more, I've matured more, so now there's no reason for me to lie, and it makes life so much easier and it's better for me and the other party, right, so I could clearly say when we're going into something, this is what it is, this is how I am, blah blah blah blah blah. I'm never gonna take your choice away.

That's a big thing. Men a lot of times, a lot of times do that. And I say, from the beginning, and I try to tell guys, I'm like, because they're thinking, like, you know, and we're very egotistical and fragile, right, they're thinking that if they tell the truth, like you know, like, let's just say, yeah, I'm dating other women. Yeah, I

mess other women. I'm doing that right now. They're afraid because they really want to funk with you, whether it's they actually like you or they just want sex, that they won't have the opportunity to do either of the things because they think that you're not gonna like that they date other women, you know what I mean. So

that's why they'll lie up front. But I try to tell men a lot of times, I'm like, man, if you could from the beginning off jump be honest, you will get a way better response and more women than you actually think. Because appreciate double edged sword. A lot of men, I've meant recently. By recently, I mean I did the last three years. Will tell me how they're not looking for anything serious, they're into something open blah

blah blah blah blah. Yeah. Why I think that's a double edged sword is because women will sometimes go with it to appease them. What happens, they're like, yeah, I'm cool, blah blah blah. You end up getting super hurt about what that guy said. I really feel like you gotta believe them, do not yet don't only is when I show my cards and like I'm not feeling it. If things don't change, then I gotta go, you know what

I mean? Like I think for me because I want to be open to It's a very easy thing to hear. But so many of my friends have gone through this ship where they're like, you know, but we're just we don't even know each other. So maybe that's why he's talking like that. It's like yeah, but like also that's where it headed. Even if he starts to fall for you, I feel like you, I've started to fall in love with someone and been worried about it like that. I

want this, like I think it absolutely. It's so different. You know that happened with me and Jeeves. It's like we were starting to fall for each other for real, and then it was like, but does what we want? You know? And it's like that that ship really sucks. Well, I want a boyfriend. So if anybody you know I got a brother, a daddy, a cousin was combination, I mean not, I mean with that and she don't watch Game of Thrones, which is why incests. No, that's disgusting.

I mean you're kind of a cousin of an incest like action right there. If you had a three you would be down for three with a father and a son. I mean what, You're such a lie. You're such a if. I didn't know one combo because it was fine, but I don't wanna repeat it. Oh, I want to say,

just to go over one more time. Ladies of you are stuck in this situation with open relationships, I think it is fair to at least say you're hard limits with those, right, whether they be certain, there has to be I think there has to be parameters or limits with anything, because there's I think I've talked about this before. In open relationships, there's been different people where like okay, um,

they would they what was it? Um, I know a couple that they wouldn't have sex with other people, but they would entertain other people like go on days or something like that, if you know, but everybody knew the situation or this one couple like they would they would work with a girl, but they have to do it together. And that's the dam average thing. They cheat together. For me, Like, it's funny because I didn't really have parameters and a lot of the things I've done just because I'm just

as open to anything, and now I know mine. It's like mine is no friends like I thought I wouldn't have sex with okay, have sex, not like friends, Like I can't even do acquaintances like I thought I could, you can't do sex with so like that you're a guy, my guy point in the thing and like the thing is in the moment. I totally thought I was fine and I didn't talk about it on the show, but after it happened, I was like, Okay, I gotta really

assess the ship bit. And my emotional today is in my period and then it's emotional right, how do you think that's true? And I had to say, like in the most adult way, I could like I know I said it was okay, now not and so like that's it, Like there's nothing more I could do, but like I had to learn from there. So if I can't and if I didn't experience that, I wouldn't have known. I'm so open and for you that I didn't feel weird

about it, And it's the moment for me. Um like something like being in a situation like that, you know, it's kind of different, especially in a position I'm in, right, I'm just like at you, like, well, no, it's not even that I'm talking about, like if you're going to be doing your thing from time to time, like one ideally wouldn't be like, you know, a very frequent thing, but like you know, um, I just think don't be messy about it. You know there's I think you can

move in a careful way about it. You don't gotta be like in front of a lot of people's faces that know you have ties with me, you know what I'm saying, Like I think you could, um, like that's something that you would just do literally some time, you know what I mean. You know you don't want to go into because guys are very egotistical and you know,

you know what, God, these are weird. I think there's a thing about like like oh like a flex rons girl, Like there's a thing about getting in there like all the list to your girl. I don't know, there's such a weird thing. I don't know what that's like a really popular thing where it was like it's cooler now to fund these like oh like China, last dude, that happened. But what what what they say? Like yeah, man, like these like a lot of these like like these rappings

and the celebrities they messed with groupies of groupies. You feel me like it's a weird thing, and I don't like to see that. I just don't want to ever be mixed in that at all with them thinking like because like especially like you know, they're gonna find a woman I mess with attractive for some reason that gives her, you know, points up that she's messing with me like she's somebody now in a way that's weird just the way that this hall works, especially in the social media era.

Um and then to mess with that, I just I just don't understand the like just the eagle is so weird where that's the thing like to me, like I remember back and then you remember cat Stacks her I did not any way down standing. I did not understand it. I didn't understand it. But that was the first time. That was the first that first girls like people, and I would say, um prior to her would be the supers. Oh yeah, but see you know what he is now finished up for me the book Brittany. But I don't

know they treat her like that. They're still with her. They're I think more so because of the million followers. Her body is nice. I don't. I don't because no nigga has claimed her. So that's the like nobody claimed cat Stacks. They were They were visibly like Britney. Britney Runner has not publicly been super like like cuddled up with a Nigga cast. Sax was cut it up and recording them. She was recording a cast tax was. I was gonna say, but you guys heard with Brittany n

you sing her. She wrote it in a book. I mean, see, this is like cat Stax was tacky, super tacky, and then Brittney was just regular tacky. I guess like he was talking about Selena the girl now on Instagram. Whould just be fucking with everybody. All I know is Selena. All I know is the X videos. I'm Selena. Look at me, big fat us Selena. Who's like, who is that the same one? Who Selena? She's she's an Instagram girl. But she like literally was like, I don't know like

all set Walker, flock, all these She's a Spanish girl. Okay, let me tell you something. Can I just say that's real quick about this? Uh? What like a big big issue I have with Oh, I don't like that this, these these robberties. Black men today today, just these days just really be disappointed me. Want to get they want to get all the qualities of a black woman from a non black woman, and that's so trash to me. Weird. It's weird, like they'll get everything that a black woman

naturally has. But it's a self validating thing just because I mean, it's a whole another conversation. We've been forced and taught that, you know, we're not as beautiful as others. So it's a self valid anything. That's why I like, you know, I'm going to leave you ask for a white girl. You know what I'm saying. When you get on whatever like something like that, you know, like they'll

put it in song all that stuff. So it's just like for them to funk with a girl who has to get a fake ass that a lot of these naturally beautiful, thick black women have. I just I find that to be. That's just the great, not even just towards like just black women number one, but also to ourselves, to themselves, and I just that's so lame at me.

That's why I like anytime these nigs get exposed. And good that you said that, because I was talking about one of my friends with me and him are out eating and this black dude comes in with this gorgeous, very very thin, you're looking model girl, and I was like, you know what, as jealous as I want to be because I think he's really cute, at least she doesn't have the Kylie look right, exactly like the build a bitch look like all these list it looks very similar

and get the fair Also, let me let me like pause and say this. It's not that I'm not saying that. Oh no, like like not like love is love. You know,

you cry whoever you meet, whoever you meet. Yeah, but it's my problem was when they say this, it's like like, okay, like my baby brothers, per example, Like he loves everybody, right, He's that all types of Asians mixed, when women, black women, white, whatever, he's done at all right, um, but and but it's just because whoever you mean, and like it's about the energy and all that stuff with them and whatever, and that's cool and that's fine. I have a have a

roommate like that, one of my best friends. He's like that too, all types of women. He doesn't like discriminate. I don't like when they say I don't like black women, Like you know what I'm saying, like I don't black women. When they say that, that's when I have an issue and then they fund with other women wish to me, Honestly, it could be insulting to other women as well, be

like oh yeah, because she's not black. I mean even you have sorry athletes toasting with other athletes weird now though we at first I thought that was like I was like, okay, I thought they were joking. I thought they were joking in the way we're like. But I was like, you know what, I remember that white women remember that sounds so like I was like, oh, you know what would be worse if I watched the white women at the table toast to it or the black

men at the table toast to it. It was so bad the black the black men, black men, you mean where the white woman. That's like, that's what was the thing, And they're probably like not thinking that, they're just like but these the black man saying that. I was like, bro, you know better you over here, like like you're gonna mean to tell me? And like what if one of them had a baby mama before what a black woman?

You know what I'm saying, and had just a full on brown like they have nieces and nephew and like what you're saying about them even when it's not mixed, Like even why just said something and Nipsy's um funeral about something like, oh, we gotta protect our light skin daughters brought up the light. When he stopped and said light skin, I honestly thought bitches was going to come out of his mouth, honestly, and it was just like

I was confused watching that moment. We got to protect our light skin, Yeah right, black men need to have black queens next to them, Like that was great, shout out my goal. You're a black Queen Dan, you know what it's like when people spell Michael Mike heel Oh yeah, I know you have some stuff going on. So before we get out of here, um, we may read a home mail. I'm not sure if we'll have time. But what do you have coming up? And where can our

listeners catch you? Because you're about to be on TV screens? That ship, yo, that trailer is good. That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad. When you're in it, you don't even realize. And then I saw the trailer, I was like, damn, we got a show like you gotta show going on here. I appreciate it. So the trailer she's talking about is um um a new show on BT called Games People Play and it starts on April after Being Mary Jane

um series finale. So that's gonna be if for Being Mary Jane is gonna be like a two hour movie. They they gave you the time, yeah, and then we're gonna fail in that time. I after that like it. It would be like I think that day comes on like a ten, yeah exactly, So that's the A and um so to night plus the holes yeah and then so also and then like I would like to say, and UM, send all my love and light to Lauren London. Though we were colleagues on this, UM, you know, hard

not to talk about her every week. Yeah, yeah, you know it's um. You know, I think we all know the reason why we um, you know, losing such an example UM and somebody that was a progressive thinker and uplifter of the culture. Um. We don't have too many leaders like that, especially in what he does as a career. UM, we don't get too many like that. Um per se um so and he had um you know, and he has a strong queen by side to doing her own thing too. So I just you know, she's handling as

best as anybody could. And UM, just a lot of love and just keep her in the prayers and send a lot of positivity and light. But yeah, it's umb. And as far as the show's UM, we have a good cast to Jack Long. You know, we got a new new esquire in the show. Like a lot of people like from TL when we were when I had when we were do stories, people are like, y'all make a t on two So yeah, what's your role? Like, what do you play? So man's gonna love this I'm

a I'm a professional basketball player. So two mans, Mandy, that's gonna be your favorite It's gonna be your favorite show. I'm like, I'm gonna get on you about your jump shots, your layups, your freak. I'm glad you say that. I'm glad you said that. First of all, can I say this when we do our basketball scenes, I told him, I was like, don't you dare edit me shooting and then going into the hoop get a wide. Ain't gonna

get me shooting the shot making. And they did it, and they did, so you see me, you're gonna see it takes. I was about to say how many takes three in a row, and they all went in. There was one time where I was like, I was tired because we're going back and back and back and forth. Dude, I don't know about the basketball, but it looks like basically you're a wife a sideline home when somebody dies.

I don't know. That's just what I mean. So I mean, I mean, we dive into the high life of you know, in in in Hollywood and stuff, well in the in the in the sports world. Um, and we have a journalist like she's she hasn't. She's naturally an investigative journalist, but she has to settle for a job like let's just say it's kind of like a like close to a shade room type of job. That's what I did. I was a blogger and in the show No, so this So that's car Karen Oberlin, um wonderful actress. She

plays Lauren London's best friend on the show. And but she has that career, and so we tap into that. I don't know if you guys know who Kendle is. Kendall Kendall. He's on UM best friend, Yeah, best friend, Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's like her assistant on there. He's very funny on THEIRS. So you were not going to call you Joe anymore? What's your new name? Marcus King? That? They were like, what's the black name? And I spell it the same way my big brother spells his name. I had him

do that. Nah, No, I'm talking about Mark s m A r q U E s that' saw my big brother spells. It ain't that Marquis say it all right before we get out, I do want to do this homemail. We have our other guests. Absolutely, this is from I can't say his name. It's a little long, but it's pretty good. I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm a guy, so sometimes y'all lose me, but I try

to get every topic a chance. I bug Wheezy on High G Live and I wish I could in person and Mandy I used to talk basketball shoot on Twitter. That's how I found the show. The emails fake, so no need to keep this anonymous. I'm not here to brag or get justification. My friends don't care to hear because they know I love my wife and they've been in on the receiving end of their relationships. Feel free to edit this story whatever. This is one we don't read.

You know, Okay, I've been with my my wife. Stop making me hervit. Okay. I've been with my wife since college, over ten years. We have a beautiful toddler. We both got around prior to our relationship, and in the beginning no problems. We could run a thirty six pack of condos in a week. Things got stale after different different reasons. This isn't therapy, but we kept things together. I began flirting with other women and getting numbers. I wasn't calling

he's still He's like, this one still got it? I know right. I was like, why are you edited it? I'm not one to shop where I but every woman I've slept with, they've stuck stuck it out with me prior. It's hard to explain, but I've seen this woman from my balcony and she had the same energy or whatever that I get when it's someone I'm about to fuck. She lives in my building. Let's just say a Columbian

since Santana, with a plump ass and lips. We were only together in the mail room in the elevator, but I could tell she was doped just by the convo. Just so happens, we run into each other again the next morning, and this time I had to ask, and as I did, I noticed her ring. When I was attempting to say sorry, she asked, do you want my number? Or what got the number? We both knew we were married and laid down the rules early, so it was

only sex. We had a great stairwell make out. We would both come a few times just from kissing and sex everywhere, including her apartment where her husband left for work, and her two year old in the next room. Before we rushed to work. That's why I read the whole thing. We met up in hotels and when I was supposed to be playing ball, it was fired. It would also put the flame back into my own bedroom. I don't know if she knew or she could sense it, but

it's she stepped up her game. Me and my wife hadn't fun like that since college or our early days living together. We're doing great. I'm getting double dass. Everyone's happy. Life ended up so good. My wife got a promotion and we moved four hours away. She was willing to find ways to meet up, but living here I stopped answering. Things were good at home, but we slowly felt back into the stale sex and lack of the pattern. I've turned down my share of women since we moved here,

but urges as strong. I don't know what changed while I was sleeping with her in my relationship, and my wife is content with our own life, but I needed back and I'm done for now. Thanks for reading my whole mail. I got a lot more home of my years, but that's my since I'm just sharing a little piece. So you bet if that first of all, if that's even real, because it was very Zane Sex Chronicle. It was very like, it's very believable to me. I thought

it was believable to make a fake email. I believe it because you really are ashamed, and there is a you can send you an email from an anonymous count watch next week and it's gonna be completely faking. You're gonna buy a watch. I could do that easily. First off. Now, we're not gonna do nothing else. We got mad home mates. We ain't gonna say no new ship. We do. But there is a dude who was like, I got a question, I got a question passed and I guess he couldn't

say it in his name. Was that a confession or just want he's ignoring the girl he's That's what the basic case is. We don't need to find a new Mary home to honestly, though, honestly, I woul do you think he should cheat on his wife to get back he's been cheating on her, keep cheating, or to take your you know, you know, you know what us done. The darkness comes to light. I'm just gonna say that four hours away, is it really? I mean, they can't

some men are sloppy. His phone gonna be around this credit card bill gonna come to the crib like hotel in Memphis. If his wife was stepping it up unknowingly, she might maybe she had, Maybe she had a side nigger working hard out and teach her herd some new tricks too, and then they just came together. Yeah, that's probably what happened. If she was stepping it up, she was probably learning new tricks from a new nick. My main question is or maybe he was showing more passion.

He didn't even realize that. That's true. If you listen to this show like you say you do, you already know they were all about openness and honesty and communication. We talked about that, and I'm assuming that you know we would give the advice of having an open relationship. But what I find even more interesting is I think that you know that we would offer that, but I think that an open relationship wouldn't even turn you on

as much because I think you like lying. I think a lot of guys are turned on by sneaking around and the I don't know, I never thought of that. That makes a lot of sense experts. Yeah, I don't think he excited if his wife was like, you guys are good at what you do think. I know that's what you know what we hold on the frontline, civilian selets here and I'm proud of that. What happened are those teachers ship went on the front line? Not need to because I need the coin dog for the trade

partner sence you out here to talk. You got you got the coin. Anyways, we want to thank you for coming on horrible decisions. Yet again. You want to let our listeners know where they can find you. Know what you alway asked to find Nikola. Look at my name and Ron j R. O N E j A E on Instagram and Twitter. That's all off. For the first time we had you on the show, there was like a hundred comments of questions to ask you, and this time they were just like I want to sit on

his face. That's pretty much they slide in there with that. I mean, first why is why is that the top request from women like that? But my thing is, I feel like even women I don't really do that just say that because a thing like talk, I want to sit on your face. You know, I was about to say, you do give me like a vibe. I just want to shut you up. That's what it is. Just shut your ass something nigger let hious. Also, um, y'all, I

want to come to your live show. So if you're gonna be in Miami, that's gonna be in the Miami Live show. And I think l A live because we gotta drop this because your show. So that's right, Shoan is gonna be on his doing his little housting. Nothing not me happened. As you guys know. Um, we want to shout everyone out who is a part of our Patreon community. Because of you, we are able to go on this tour. If you guys want to continue to support Horrible Decisions and continue to allow us to tour,

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Because it is eighteen plus because you drop a little porn links in there. We we're gonna start it's gonna be real nasty and ship now, but it's Patreon dot com back decisions. As you guys know, We're gonna leave you guys with a five minute clip at the end of the show. And once again this has been got another episode of horrible decisions by No. I think it's um, I mean, I think it's I don't know. I think it's actually sexy to get unsolicited videos from people that

you know and want to see their dick. So you like getting the dick pics in your d MS? Only one like, No, That's what I'm saying. I have to you. So are you do you masturbate? I guess I want to ask you this. Do you masturbate to jack off videos or content that comes about we're talking about that. Oh, now you want to follow an outline because I really want to get into those. So now I'm trying to free flow talk and now you gotta outline a bro, Mandy,

please on interrupt me. Thank you. I want to talk about the Vanilla ship from DC because it was so on point. Oh okay, So in the at the DC Live show. Sorry if you have to hear this again, but I found this article about a sexologist that went on like the Today Show or Good Morning America or whatever, and she basically wants children as young as eight years old, eight to thirteen to be taught how to masturbate. Um, not necessarily like showing them how to do it, but

just saying anybody had to teach me. I knew what feels good to be, right, but basically say, if you explore your body, then you know it may feel to be Are we are or just explaining it? Yeah? Um. And then in the live show, each show had like two people in it, right, so I had I asked if you masturmated, if you had your first masturbation as

an adult, raise your hand. Only two people, um. So basically everybody explored their bodies as young And she had a lot of feedback on Twitter that was like, this is great to teach kids about their bodies. They should explore themselves. Agree. Other people said let kids be kids. But something I found very interesting and she said she feels like when kids are interested in getting to know a body, they look up porn or Google search naked people or something like that, and it's the image that's

not necessarily how their body will look. And so she feels like people may be disgusted at their genitalia because they've seen something else. Okay, And I think it's crazy to just thinking of the day and age that we are now, like which I didn't have a phone until eighth ninth grade, so like I literally out off by sneaking to watch Bliss, which came on TV. It was like, like fucking TV porn. You never really saw the body park and shows also uncut and watching real sex and

Talk Sex with Stu Joe Hanson. Just hearing her talk about it like aroused me what I did years is. But I thought it was cool to watch her talk about like and people were calling in asking her questions. I love talk sex with Hanson. Bit I loved her. I thought it was odd that she was talking about it, but I was like, go ahead, which badass. I would not watch Grandma I turned me on. I thought it was interesting. She didn't make my pussy web, Bliss made

my pussy webbon. She came on right after Bliss. I don't know what Bliss is. It was kind of like, no, it came on what oxygen. I don't think was out back then, Bravo. Maybe it was literally like short stories thirty minutes each week. It was a different story, but by the end they got into a real hot and steamy scene and it was like the most that you could see on TV. And it's the only way I could watch porn was when I spent the night over my homegirl house. She had an older brother in high

school and he had a computer in his room. This is when we had desktops. Bitch, before like people in the room. No, I didn't masturbate, but that's when I would like, I would just watch porn. Used to hunch my friends. We would go through her uncle. I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I hunched my friends. I hunched my daddy. Um used to date. My daddy had mad girlfriends growing up, so if they had kids, we would play house and we would hunt in the closet. I

would hunch my teddy bears. I dry hunt mad niggl on. We would play house. How were you hunting boys or girls? Both? I hunched my best friend and her daddy almost walked in on us when I when I was hunch of my best friend we would play teacher students,