Ep107: Views from the Cis-Het-Hoe feat Andrew Schulz

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each show. Please. I also want to let you guys know Houston, we have a very few amount of tickets left um, I think it's about less than twenty. They are all General Emission. V I P is sold out, so he's excited to see you Houston hos. But I did want to let you guys know if you are coming to the Houston Show, we are partnering with flow Code.

So flow Code is actually the leader and support organization in the Austin community that donates over three hundred and thirty thousand menstrual products to thirty plus organizations, shelters and natural disaster victims. Flow Code works to advance the common good by focusing on health, education, and social justice in

the community. I'm super excited, so if you are coming to the Houston Show, please bring menstrual products with you, so that's pads, tampons, use Diva cups, panty liners, anything that you can to donate. They will also be accepting cash donations at the door. So we are looking super excited to see you guys in Houston and um Miami few tickets left. Also wanted to let you guys know we have added a second date to l A for y'all West Coast plus US holes. So come on. It's

Mother's Day, but y'all can bring your mom. Everybody am gonn to bring your fucking mom. Bro, she had to fun to get you here, so bring your mom. Also in Miami, we're gonna be participating with um the Mac Makeup Travel retail team for their AIDS Walk. It's that Sunday after the show at eight am, so we'll all be hungover, like that's a a eight am. But you can if you can walk, you know, if you can't walk, donate just kind wheel We have somebody here with a wheelchair.

Take a wheeling. Yeah, anything, but come through support our brothers and sisters. And you know, we just had our actually ship. I didn't even realize that we just had our HIV episode last week. So come and support. Now we have a caucasion in this bit. Sure, yeah, guys, so welcome. Yeah, another episode of Horrible Decisions. Were super excited because, as you guys know, we normally pre record things, so we are you are getting like live news from us,

and we're sitting across from this move. I feel like we got to do some updated news, but we're sitting across. Let me describe what he looks like. A man wearing a pink shirt to get the video. This is what a feminist looks like actually a feminist to me, were ready to take get you don't. You don't bend over very sexily because my back back is very tight. I can't what you're like real talk. I can't. I can't touch my toes or anything. I could only get past

my knees slightly. Can you touch your toes? Yes, I can touch my I can my toes. You don't do what you're gonna do easy? You can't. I can't. I can touch my toes. Really, my legs are short. Why why is something oh is wrong with you? Bro? Because man, it's just life. You know, you can't be gorgeous and everything. Well, if you guys are not watching us on YouTube, which you can, you can catch all of our episodes actually

now on YouTube. However, we are sitting across if you don't know his voice yet, from flagrant to brilliant, idiots and a little bit of everything because the Nick is working, he's busy. We have Andrew Shows hosted New York show that a Black Girls Are Right, and I was like, oh, y'all must know that was good. No, there was a moment I don't know if you posted this was this

was so funny. Uh, you guys are probably backstage for this, but um, we're playing the game which you guys have, which is Las Last Host Standings, so fun for anybody listening. The game is essentially, uh, the host myself says something very holy and if you have done it, you get to stand up or stay standing, and if you haven't, you sit down. So we find out who the last ho with the biggest Every game is our classic no bullshit, the final ho. Her name was I basically go You're

to win? Or what's your name? She was Christian already saying some of our parents like, damn, they couldn't keep you in church. They tried tried to keep the whole out. Okay, grass to you going on, Joe row Oh, that was sick than I was reading the comments, and because I feel like YouTube is a ruthless hell whole. It's like people are really like abrasive and honest on there, and

they really liked you. Yeah, it was cool to see that, Like there was there was a lot of positive feedback on there, and it was an important It was an important episode. It was an episode much bigger than me, So I was glad that people got a lot out

of it. Yeah, you know, to be honest, I didn't really know much about I mean, I know you're a comedian, but just too Like I listened to a little bit of it and I was like, okay, I did his vibe like and I that he was laughing with you and at you, and like, to me, that's a big deal in another comedian, especially so many of that stature. When when is he ever off the charts? You know what I mean? That's a big deals like number one all the time, but he drops like eleven episodes a week.

I don't know. He puts out a ton of content. So it's funny because like we've been yeah, we've been getting a lot of like other podcasters asked us for advice, and outside of the amount of content, I think people think if they push a ton of content, then it's going to bring up their numbers. I think consistency is more than um, more than anything. So like pick a day,

drop it on that day every day. I don't know, we haven't even missed an episode, Like, we haven't missed a week since we started Horrible Decisions, And I think that that's been a really big thing. So we'll just throw that in there and I gotta be good. Like one of my friends just asked me for some advice. He's making a video series and he asked me what I thought, and I was like, I feel so bad to tell you this, but it's an hour long. I think you need to make it ten to fifteen minutes.

Nobody knows you, no one. In my opinion, I think it's a lot of commitment to have someone to watch you for one hour. No one wants to listen to anybody for an hour. I mean, we cut it at People keep asking us to make this longer. We light napus whole, but we're not getting longer. You can we we can't. But I think for our content, I like the fact that people know that they can come back and we could either revisit a conversation. Let me rephrase that. No one wants to listen to a stranger talk to

for an hour. Oh they are besties though they feel like they connected with us. So when you got an intimate relationship with with somebody, like your listeners like you guys have, like we have on the podcast, like Joe has, they'll listen Like Joe and I did a podcast. It

was over three hours that was too much. It's a lot, and I appreciate you even listening to that, right, but it's like so for that, like right now, that podcast is probably a two million views just the podcast, and then the clips another ten millions, So like we're talking about twelve million views or something like that in a week. That is that is like earth addering in terms of your ability to make moves and like what that's done, and not even that you want to know the real ship,

what happened with it. It's like, first of all going on there right. The thing was I see something happening in the business right, especially in stand up and it's just completely comedy business general. It's complete. It's gonna fall apart very soon. And when we were talking about this, yeah, I'm aware of this, and I've been able to create a lane for myself outside of the business because I saw it. Right. It's like you see the movie The Big Short Christian Bale and show like that where he

shorts of stock and then whatever, it doesn't matter. The point is we don't know about money. We know about it got you fu me, something financed me. I saw you real quick. When we talk about digital content and just the response. I did not think that that short video would call the uproar that it did on social media Twitter. My mentions were in shambles for two days, and I was like, to be real with you. So I was when that happened. You were day that I

saw that. No bullshit. I didn't even know I was going to the Drake concert. Drake was in Paris. I went. I clicked on my internet when it was so bad, and I'm like, like, Badandy, because when I clicked at the comments, I see her being like, no, we have jobs, No, we're like and then you hadn't painted it. So I was like, oh no, but it's a real thing bad and I've never in my life not looked it was bad.

When I didn't, I was like, but then they were all calling they were they were calling us like y'all can't get no money. But then there were also women like y'all are setting us back, and so like one that you stop in my bit like I sucked it. Yeah, it was bad. It was How did my mouth get in the way of your check? Right? It's bad? I do like, what do you do with the comments on your like when they're not good? I think you guys

are like experiencing. Uh, what happens is when someone dis agrees with you, instead of having a discussion, they just radicalize you. Right, they make you radioactive. Like if you notice they weren't trying to hear your guys out, they were just going whore. Right, It's just like like you said something, they disagreed and they're just like, your hair sucks, you're stupid, you're not a feminist. You're not because they don't this And this is what's happened to me a

lot in my life. Right, It's is, well, that's the thing, right, It's like it's just comedy is one thing, but sometimes you shake somebody's foundation and it's not comedy. To them, it is because that's your intent, but to them it's not, and they don't realize it. A lot of these people are out there and thinking that you're real in that way, right, So what happens is they can't deal with the information you're giving them, so they have to discredit you. It's

a real talk. It's no different than when someone gets accuses someone of rape. Right, what's the first thing they do? They go, yeah, but she's a whore. You try to discredit the girl, so you ain't gotta deal with what she's saying her audience. But I'm a feminist, but you see what I'm saying. Like, so I've been through that. I caught that way early. I mean, there's probably people listening to this podcast right now. I don't funk with this kid. Dad. It's like, yeah, of course, of course

and by all means do it. It's like, what is why do you why do you think girls feel that way about you? Me and you had that even that statement is not fair because like girls, but it's just people have a way. Like nobody, everybody who feels that way about me has never met me. I had a conversation with me at all. Right, what happens is you probably heard me speak on a topic and you didn't like my opinion without really knowing what my intention was

for the opinion. Because a lot of times, like here's a perfect example, like me and Van might disagree on the solution, but we agree on where we want to go. So it's ways right, It's like you don't you type in the address on the Google Maps. It's like this way it takes thirty minutes, this way it takes twenty seven minutes, but sometimes I'm like, you know, it says thirty, but actually it's shorter because one is going to be traffic and it don't know what you got to do

with boom. But that's why we both want to get here. I like, I want to know what do you think is the most something you hear about yourself that's the most misunderstood? What do you always think it is? Like, yeah,

that's not even true. I don't know. I stopped really caring or paying attention to it just because I understand how people act, you know, Like I mean, there's things that were most shocking to me, do you know what I mean, Like like any time anybody would call me like all rights or something like that, it was just so shocking just because of the world that I'm in, you know what I mean, Like just growing up in New York City, growing up in Manhattan, going to public school,

Like you don't really do you don't have a choice to be right, Like that's not an option. I would never I remember the halt right Andy time, and I would never have gone that far. I think sometimes black people, when when they would listen to you, maybe would feel like you were I think the proper word was more jaded. So here's they would care about things more than you do. Right. Right.

But I don't like putting black people, like painting them as a monolith, because like, my crowd is majority black, so I go do shows right like you've been in my shows. So it's like, if we say black people feel this way, it's up a subset of black people feel this white. I've really never seen white people come for you, come for me like the way that when I've seen terrible comments about you, oh all the time comes from but it's like it's not illuminated to you

because it doesn't serve you at all. I do think that a lot of people do have a misunderstanding with you. And I shared a text with you. I'm not going to read it that a friend sent me that really hurt my feelings about like how could you how could you do this? How could you like Andrew? How could you talk to him? And you know, he's he's not this, he's this and that, And it hurt my feelings because I believe I'm a good judge of character. And whereas some people may not like you, I think you're a

lot of people like me. I'm very brash, say a lot of dumb. Your friend doesn't know me, you know what I mean, Like I've never met your friend at all. And sometimes when the grease is boiling, right, you need to throw something in there. And sometimes I'm the guy that's easiest to throw in there because I'm the guy that's gonna say whatever I want, right. But like, this is something I learned, is like, if you want to say whatever you want, there's a cost to that. And

the cost is not only comments. The cost is is the price of respect because people want to be led. They just want to be led by the worthy, so they test you. But this is the thing, A lot of these people leaving these comments behind anonymous pages anyways. But what I want to do is go ahead and get into other horrible decisions because I don't know what podcast we're on right now. Goddamn yeah no, I feel like, um,

let's go ahead because I still gotta pack for Europe. Alright, well, here we want to get into talk about the last time we fucked. Okay, so I want to start with I know what show I was on right now? Okay, this is okay, I ain gonna lie with it. This

is a conversation. I guess what I'm saying. I guess the takeaway will be this is, you guys are gonna go through situations much like your video that you posted, right, and you're gonna get negative feedback and positive feedback right because you guys are starting to blow up that the mother don't know us right, right. But more more important than that is, uh, they're gonna you're gonna have backlash, right. And people don't even know they're doing this, but they're

testing you. Right. It's like when you go to prison and somebody takes your fruit cup. They really want to see if you were about that life, and they really want to take your asshole. They don't even want to take your asshole. They want to see if you're a bit and then if you are, they're gonna take your asshole. Right.

So what they do is they come at you, and sometimes the mob comes at you and if it's like they want to see if you walk through the fire, right, It's like nobody comes from me anymore because they try to light me on fire and I kept walking through it. So they're like, you know, should we light him on fire? And then they're like, we've been lighting this motherfucker on fire, and he's wasted all exactly, So let me go light some other motherfucker on fire because it ain't working with

this guy. Because and so on some level, you build this, like my buddy said this, he goes, he goes, profits let people convert. I go. What do you mean by that? He goes? You do not harbor any resentment for anybody who doesn't like me or hasn't liked me in the past. That's fine. I'm gonna keep doing what I do, and then one day you're gonna maybe one day you're gonna find my comedy or something. You find some bits that

I do, and it's gonna resonate with you. And anything that you said about me in the past or hated me before in the past is white clean because I've always been me. Well that's what we wanted to do. I mean, I know you're on your promo run and you know that's why you're doing all of the pods.

But I feel like if there's someone listening that changes their mind a little bit and you're forgiven, you're forgiven because it doesn't matter because you you liked the version of me, it wasn't me, So I can't hold you accountable for like cause something wasn't really Not only that, I think I think you're able to You're also able to change your mindset. Like you said, even with you and Van, you'll have one. You guys may have different opinions, but you guys still kind of had the same We

get the same goal with every combo. It's the same goalst is, how are we gonna get there? That's it? Now we could get to the now we can get when the last time you had to dick sucked? Um, I had my dick suck last weekend. Last weekend? Was it newl it was? It was new? It was good. Where were you? Um was in Minneapolis? Yeah? Yeah, I haint that's the place that cardib was. Like, where am I going Apolis? Put extra hands? Like Minnesota? Yeah? I like Minnesota. I was love Clubonka. I went to Club

New York and it wasn't like New York. But never went downtown. Yeah, never you. Yeah. I've been on the boat to Lake Manatonka, actually Lake Mintonka in the summertime. It was really popping. It's really oh my pussy was popping, not on a handstand, had time. So I'm so upset because this is at a bad time. So the seven got back in the goddamn pictures. So he lasted all of a month and a half out just someone I've just been working for five years. This is your name

for him? Yeah, like how we name girls? What do you think? What do you think him? Take your guess um, because he has Mexican work ethic. No, yeah, my pussy has so he no, no, no, it's literally you can get this pussy seven. So whatever, he's in bed, yeah, so good. I don't know. And he actually like we went two rounds and I saw I did it actually before Vice we went to Viceland, so I was smelling like his dick and all can I to you guys

a question? This is a sex advice. What's the How do I tell a girl that I want her to make my dick more wet when she sucks it? In what way? Because it's like it's already in your dick is already in your Sometimes sometimes I think that, like women, if there's a girl listening to the spitting or like, but the trick is maybe don't want to say it when it just hits you one time, Like if any of us took our fingers in our mouth more spit comes out. So I want just one gafar. You could

take it, honestly, one gag that's all it takes. And then just shove it, literally one gag, so you just shove it, like not not shove it, but like it's like a reaction. Yeah, trying to think of okay and that kind of girls. Yeah, and I guess, I guess what is the right wording for it? Because this girl she's cool, everything's dope, and she's actually not bad given head, but she doesn't realize how great she would be if it was wet while she was sucking and jerking, because

I like wet. You can make me come in no time if it's working at you. How pretty is she? So that's yeah, So well that's the thing too. I feel like a lot of us do want to look sexy when we're in the bedroom. We want to look sexy while we have your dick in our mouths and stuff like that and essentially, um, and we talked about this actually at the live show. There's a kink where I want you to look Yeah, I want to. We don't want to work videos though they always look really up.

I want you to come off the deck like you should. I used to wear mascara like this guy would come over hand, no makeup on. I would only put it on just because he loved to see it. And so that's the thing too, because the guy you know, but you know, you're really it's not like disgustingly like messy. But I think just to see someone, I don't want it all over your face like that. When I know that the spit is going everywhere is fine. I like to spit it be connected, Yeah, I like. I like

there all. There should always be a connection right between your mouth and the dick. Uh. Yeah, I like that spit kind of connection. I think it's great. Wet and then I'm out of there. I don't think girls realize how quick a guy can come if it's wet. It's so fast. Me, it's so fast, I'm gonna stop you there. I've had guys tell me, like, when it's too messy, you need a little friction, just like when a pussy

is too wet, a little friction. So I think, but here's the thing with your hand, just jerk away and we're good to go. Keep saying that, I go, I go, Yeah, get a wetter get a weather and then she'll like a little spit right in her hand. No, she don't like spin her mouth, but I spit right in her hand. Oh, you guys have had this conversation. Not really, I just spit in her hand, in her mouth. Oh, I've tried to spin her mouth. It was the only girl who I've ever went to do it. As it was coming out,

she just closed her mouth her on the lips. I never experienced that before. You usually girl really like that during sexting. Yeah, you could bring it up before she comes over and be like, yo, I want you to make it as messy as it's ever been. Messy is a good word. I'm looking for adjectives that could describe its sloppy, messy, use it on your pussy later, like that I gave at one of the live shows. You could also look up sex sex jifts, not peanut butter,

that's jiffy. It's just so interesting. Factor Um, the guy that created it does call it jifts. However, everyone pronounces it gifts, So I'm like the creator bitch. You know English, look up look up sex jifts and if you look it up you could put um head sloppy jif like you could literally type it into your iPhone and then you'll get all you can send it. Yeah, but you can send, but a lot of them because they're just there. On. This is what I want to articulate, you, guys, Tell

me how to say it hot. I believe you don't have to look it up. I know I want to look and see what. Okay, how do I say when you jerk it? I don't want you to like pull the skin at all. I wanted to slide up and down on I don't did you understand what I'm saying? Like because some girls, some girls it's like this. Look, look, this is how it should go. It should just go boom boom, boom boom. But some girls like the skins coming up and then coming down. Does that make sense?

Tell her you want her hands soaking wet, soaking wet. That's a good one. Let me see that one. That's too much, too much? Let me wait, So now you have how much spit do you want? And how much spit you don't want? I don't know if that's all spit. Let me see it. Okay, So let me just describe this, Okay, gift for you guys, that's not spit that she's getting a facebut no, he came yes, he came out. He did it. Uh, you don't watch like rough blow jobs? No, no,

I don't. This is it's all over her eyes, her face. Bro, we got you guys are horse. Look at this is just looking at it now it's getting nice. It's this is just unbelievable. I don't even know that you can have that. That may feel a little too vulgar for someone, So that not that's not already thinking. So I can understand that. I think she is the flu. So I think she has some sort of sickness or something like that. You need to get on fucking antibiotics. But I'd also

be into it. No, this is you have to do how much grapefruit juice? I would need a drink to have that type of sticky saliva. Look at that, it's a lot. She's sucking together as a triangle. I love it. That's looking does it? Really? What do you have to eat to get that? I just get like get jagging to get more spits to come out. And well I'm normally also already one drinking. You know, I can fill this cup up with that much bit you could fill that cup. I could do all. I could do all.

I can't do a tall this bit speaking of dicks, I put a double. So I went to Paris with scissors. Girl, I'm seeing you're seeing a girl now I'm busying her for a while. It's just maga. I fucking texted her the day after we got off this trip and I was like, yo, I'm miss you and I think I'm gay. Like I was freaking out. I can't believe it. But who's this girl? Do I know anything else about this girl? The world? Though? Are you about to say who I

thought about? When? Nothing? Yeah? That girl? Real? Yeah? That girl? You can all speaking of not girls anymore? Wait, I do want to say, what's it like having somebody slop be seconds? Is that? First of all? You know this this episode about Oltright? Andy keep playing oh my Birthday wish? By the way, um I went, I went, don't like you radioactive? I went to get some right in New Orleans, like a quick pit stop and how to take Plan B. When I tell you all, the last two weeks I

thought I was pregnant. I was figuring out who was going to take me on the abortion. I was like Okay, it's like either with my work husband or like so and so like I was so fucking terrified. My period came on in Paris in the Notre Dome Cathedral. It was like God wanted me not to be pregnant. Yo, and I don't believe in God like that. Yeah, but that moment you did, I did. What are you slaying fingered with your pussy? You had your period. It was the last day so you when you guys had sex

this weekend in Paris, we used this double dong. It was great, vibrating end. Gonna tell you I got on. Atom is actually amazing, like holy function. So you guys just have a picture of it, of it going in you guys, I don't uh yeah, I don't want to see that. No, no, no, no, I'll tell you what it looks like. Oh, this was her cleaning it because it was like in the suitcase and mad dusty and I was like, yo, let me see, let me see it looks like me. Let me look at this ship

that's right here. It's big, right, it's sucking. It's like twenty inches. Oh she's cute. I can see why, you know. Shut everybody's gonna not want to know what happened. I got a plug. This is crazy. No, like there's a remote attachch to it. I didn't notice that at first. Listen they got But it's because it goes on in two people, so it's like eight inches per person. That's what It's a twenty inch double sided. Did you know it looks like it's big, but here you got to

think of it. It mean, it looks it looks like a fucking cane. It's it's this is massive, but it's going should go back and forth. It didn't overhead. That's not overhead. You gotta check that. I checked it and I got Are they gonna she knows how to jerk it for a lesbian? She was cleaning it. Wait, oh, she's not full lesbian. I know that. I wasn't gonna

say it. She take to don't we know? Ftime her with Beard Bay who was driving fucking and he was getting along goo and I'm like, dyll in the connection. I'm like, oh, I'm not to get some dick and pussy at the same so excited. Oh, so let me tell you about how I almost got a pot eating or pussy at this spot. So on my birthday went to the spot together. It was really nice. Don't keep swipping.

It was pussy in there. That's inappropriate, he was. So we get to this spot right and the sig is it's the time massage, and he's on top of me and it's like naked as fun. She's entertaininges, she's getting good. So we go to the steam room and we're in there naked and like, you know, you're soaking fucking went in the steam room and I'm like, okay, well, like what else you wanta do? So she lifts her legs up. I start eating your pussy, and the fucking door opens,

the door outside of the steam room. So now I'm frozen, like with tongue like in pussy like and I'm freaking out. She's starting to make noise. I'm starting to make noise, and this little tiny time man walks in. He's like, uh uh, yes, she saw me, like get out of her vagina. He's like, you come out, you come out,

you ready to go. I was so embarrassed. So we walked back upstairs and there's this line of like Thai people that are like ready to give massages that just look at us like we were lesbians eating pussy and I felt so much shame. I'm never in my life felt that fucking bad about like eating pussy. Maybe they were just uh surprised to see like a lady that didn't have a dick, because I don't know if you know about Thai cultures, so maybe he looked and he

was like, so that's pussy, Oh America, dude. It was like really fucking embarrassing. And then we're getting this scrub right like, so they're like, okay, you have to go in the shower to wash off the scrub, and she like was like, okay, you can go one time, you one nime and this it was clearly big enough for tone that you guys were going to dude, I was. I felt so guilty, Like I felt bad about it

all fucking night, you know. And it's just like, why do I feel so ashamed about like getting caught about stuff by people I'll never see again. It's a good point why. I don't know. And I didn't even realize until it happened, Like I'm a little weird about being with a woman sometimes, like in other places, like in New York, don't care. On the plane we're sitting next

to this like middle aged woman from Westchester. I'm holding her hand, were kissing and stuff on the like not too much for just a quick It's eight hours and I could see the woman like fucking freaking out, and I could only imagine how much worse it is for two men. Yeah, but you also got to consider, right, It's like, you know that person might be religious, right, and you know you guys are sinning and you know you're in a plane. That's what we're not gonna do.

I'm just saying in terms of religion, So you make the rules, you think that older people are feeling like maybe that you're gonna make the plane crash. That That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to get. It's like like when I'm on the plane, I listened to um A hillsong. Yeah, the church, the Church. So I listened to that, and it's like, that's what That's what I'm doing for the plane. You know, that's me giving

back to the plane. Right, So so sin is gonna bring the plane down if we're operating in this world. I don't believe in it. I don't believe it's a sin. I think whatever do you want exactly right, that's what I'm saying. But there's other people in that plane who they believe devoutly in religion and they're life. That's what she made me feel like, and I think that's why I got How do you think you made her feel like, Oh, we're going down because these bitches need to make out.

You couldn't wait eight hours, bitch could wait eight hours. We were just you know, we gotta all die because y'all want to pay, you know how, like on the screen they got games after a few hours, just looking at you like, I gotta kill everybody because y'all want to finger each other on I know you did. And this was like, like, you're not getting out. You're not getting out because I know if you go to the bathroom, we're diying. She had a fund up headrest. I was like, yo,

you don't want to sit somewhere else. She was like, now because she got to make the plane land. When I put on Hill Song, it's not for me. I know the words. I'm making the plane land. Okay, everybody's gonna be safe. So what you're doing right now in her mind, not in my mind. I'm looking at you, guys, I'm like, this is hot. These two lesbians, they're going at it. Maybe we're gonna see some fingering ship. It's dope.

Once the blank, he goes, it's lit. I'm watching. I might even have my phone if your videotape and I pretend I'm texting. But that lady who just wants to get back to her family, do you know what I mean? Like you were terrorizing that issue? Really are It wasn't even that bad. We were just holding hands, and then she would start telling us about her grandkids and and I'm like, yo, she trying made me feel bad? What the white lade? Yeah, She's like, like, my grandkids are amazing?

Do you know how to make grandkids with a male and female relationship. Let's we're gonna go ahead and get into our vanilla ship for the week. As you guys know, this is our segment where we bring up sex in the news. So this one, I know, we all kind of like panicked for a little bit. Facebook and Instagram went down last week, and at that very moment, I was like face Facebook and Instagram. Yes, that's why I guess I wouldn't have you weren't you weren't in town.

I don't believe I remember Instagram going down, So Facebook owns Instagram. Oh, I just didn't know that. I know Instagram crosses. I didn't know they both. Yeah, they're so they were both down at the same time, which, of course there was not only an influx of Twitter users, but also porn Hub had a huge spike in users. When Facebook went down, many took to the last remaining social media platforms to voice their concerns. Plus makes some

quite hilarious posts about the issue. Um, I'm reading this now and it says like a lot of people were tuning into porn videos, which to me, I actually now view a lot of my porn videos on Twitter, yes, which it's now very like two or three minutes. Right, Yeah, that's fine because maybe you're talking about how she liked the scene, so like, right now, that's right, you need

a whole build up. Last time I was on here, there's a funny Jeff if you will of you saying it takes fifteen minutes to get your pussy wet, and I'm looking at my phone and then you and then you say it, and I'm like, because in my mind, I'm like, that's that's literally eleven more minutes than I need for sex, the whole process, so that the whole process that with me. When it comes to porn, I'm like,

I like to be visually simulated. So I also have to watch porn in order for me to get wet, in order for me to play with my pussy in order for me to come and so yeah, it takes me a while. I have to get into the into the porns. So I'll probably switch between three or four different scenes because I need moaning. I need I can't I listen to guys, so it has to be like, oh, we like and they also have to sound masculine when

you wanted to sound like check West like that. And then I've been noticing since our episode about talking about music and porn, I have been really into finding the more amateur videos with rat music in the background. It's been like at an all time where I'm just like, oh my god, is that is that y'all? Rule playing? That is not white? I believe that Tammy is not your im Amnica. I'm telling you right now, I like rap music in my porn. Yeah, how much more? Dog?

I can't like rap music in my porn. Bit when your mom's white, yes, but shout out to our listener Kemmy who sent this in Um she sent it in an email, and I'm guessing it's because you were probably watching porn. You were like, damn, I don't ben on Instagram all day. Let me look, your mom's white, her mom is black, and your mom's you're gonna be my mom in Orlando because I want you to give a free tickets. I didn't tell you yet, but whatever whatever

you want, you can have without a doubt. My mom's like, yeah, I'm gonna gonna slime when. So let me ask you when when Facebook and Instagram was down, did like, did it affect you? Did you feel that you were tweeting more? Did you go watch porn? Ask you a question? No, no, because I'm just curious because I've had girlfriends in the past that are half black, and then people try to say that I haven't dated black women because they're half black. We're not gonna do. But know what I'm saying is

I've had someone say that to a guy. Was what they were like, Oh, but you're not dating a black girl black girl and that she is really hurtful, right, isn't that weird? Like if they identified that she didn't even look that mixed. To me, she was light skinned the girl that I yeah, yeah, yeah, she looked black to me. Yeah, because she's black. She looks like like, I get people, but I think people just white people say that. No, actually people that Yeah. I feel like

that's the same. But that's the response that we get even when we identify as black. We have our followers that don't want to let us say that we're black, even though we identify as black. Throughout school, I was black, Like I've always idea. I used to think that our followers are like that. But nah, our listeners, I mean they've grown, but there still are some. You're talking about something like, yeah, this is definitely whenever I speak, I'm

never directing anything towards that's gonna call bitchy. She put us in for the w OC, so Nicole she doesn't go by Nicole Bitch anymore, formerly known as I said, what's up? Yeah No, But but yeah, that's that's I mean, that's I don't know. I think it's just how people want of you things. I think it's how ignorant people are, like because in society, what a drop of black makes

me black. That's what they used to say, I don't know, so speaking of porn, are kink of the week, I don't have a definition for it because I would like you to take it away. Is the casting call couch porn? The reason I chose this, That's what we talked about that our New York show on Sunday at Caroline Andrew came up, talked about it, and we um and reenacted a little bit of it together. Tell us what casting crouch so casting couch porn is. There's a guy I

specifically watch one. I only watch one and this guy, this guy's name is Rick, and he does casting couch back room casting couch. If you're if you're on porn Hub, you can look up back room put backroom casting couch in and then all of Rick's videos come up. He has a scar kind of on his left arm. I believed by his elbow. He had some sort of elbow surgery and significant elbow Oh I I told her at the show, I could draw his dick. I could draw his dick to the vein. If I wanted to easily

to the vein, I could do it. He's a short dick. He's a kind of small dick, and so it's kind of fun, like, wow, this looks really real. Oh, he's amazing. He's an amazing actor. He acts the girls act. I can tell you my favorite one? Can I show you my favorite one? Can I show you the girl? Let me make sure you were right the one? Let's make sense, right one? Don't look at my surch um. So Rick does these so basically what we're looking at. There's a

girl on the couch. It looks like a shitty little room. How do you know so much about Rick? I've watched so many I just love the way he I just love the way he does it. Man, the guy's so good. He's just so good. What makes you good at a casting couch porn? The way he talks them through it? Like I jerk off to the negotiation. I don't really jerk off too, So you don't jerk off to naked people. No, I mean they're naked like this girl right here? Is whoa? This this is not hold on, it's not okay? This

is my yea, this is my favorite, is my favorite? Okay, this is my go to you know, Selena and Camps from tying her. I want to show you my big ass and comest dot com. She is so bout it, so it doesn't matter because go she does this really cool thing. Oh, this is okay sexual experience. How many how many guys when you have sexual asked him questions? Right, okay, okay, what makes you think that you have? What it tasted? It? Put it on her? What makes you think sex and sexy?

It's just like, as girl, this is ship. This yo, she does this thing in this video. This is my go to This is my favorite one. Wait, you can come to the same point. She's in love the way that just her. And there's another one. The other girl isn't even that good looking, but she's so inly redhead. It's it's fake red hair. The she goes, there's this There's two things she does in this that I love. One when she's getting fucked, you feel like she loves it.

Like they start making out. At one point Rick never kisses and they start making out, and I'm like, if this is real, they're both into this ship because Rick don't kiss and and there's one scene where she's sucking his dick and she does this thing which is fascinating. She I'm gonna say, but I'm not I'm not gonna spit, but like, say, this is Rick's dick, right, she spits

down not down it. The dick is horizontal like a hot dog, and she spits along it like she's putting ketchup on it, right, spits along like that and then start sucking it. I was in love. I was absolutely in love. I could not believe it. Take me out to the ball game. You take me out to the ball game. Curvy this girl, and there you'll see the clip in it spits right down the stem, right down the stem of it, and then just goes at it. And Rick is looking at her in the same way.

I'm looking at her, and I'm looking at Rick, and Rick can't look at me. But I know, of course Rick fox twice every time really gets the nut off for the camp and then goes back in there on there. No, no, no, no, no, no no. This is this is for like he gets the nut because you got to get the nut right, and then he puts him work. Now I know that about Rick because I watch enough. Most people don't know that about Rick, but that's his like little go to.

It is like I'm gonna just get the nut right, and then she's gonna clean up, and then we're running it back because I've seen sometimes they got different manicures. I'm like, oh, bitch, you thought I was gonna pick up on that. You went from French mad accordy yellow yellow jerking off. You're on tour now right and you got Alex with you and you're doing your antide jokes. How are you drinking off? I don't drink off? What do you mean like anymore? Yeah, I don't drink off.

When the last time you drink off? I can't remember you? Seriously, I can masterate every just to get it all. I just have sex with a girl if I want it, like, come on blue check life. I'm just saying, like it's weird. I feel like I need a blue check like my pussy right now. I just feel like I don't know where, Like so I want a boyfriend or a trick, that's it.

But now I don't even know the price because it's just priceless right now because I haven't been on vice out of an HBO, Like I literally I'm on tour. I'm selling out. I'm just like, what do I even charge now? Like I don't even know enough. Like back in the day, I would have easily chilled with a nigga for like five Yeah. I used to get like two grand for like the African this ship, but way I'm whatever. So now like I'm just like, damn two grand.

That's not even enough either, Like I don't know, it's just there's no price. Now I made battleman, is enough from a guy you already sucked? I mean, so those don't count. So now I don't want nothing, Like I'm a stranger. All these like retired like well like now they retired. They might retire back in the day, but now they're all coming back on my line, like, oh congrats, I see you're doing your thing. We gotta link up. What were linking up? Folks? So you'll say, straight up

it's too grand. No, not no, I don't have a set price, but it's just now I don't know what I would say, Like if a nigga wants to like fly me on, it just I don't know the price. That's the problem. But there will be an interaction where you talk about the price and it's like, hey, how does that work? Are you gonna are you like I gotta take off work? Yeah do that. I used to do that, so that was easy when I was a bartender, because I'm like, listen, if I come fly to you,

that's fine. I get you're covering everything when I get there. But if i'm come now, I'm taking off work. And as a bartender used to be easy because I used to be like, oh, you want me to come on a third whatever day? It was Oh, that's my biggest night I make, that's my big night. Actually all right, yeah, well I'm make it. I make at least seven hundred at night and so, and you're never really going anywhere for just one night, so they would have to cover

what I would make at work. So it's not like a specific I'm paying you for sex. It's always like oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm you're paying me because I have to take off work. That's smart. Yeah, or like or I would like right now, like I really want these shoes and they're dollars, so it's like, okay, well we're not doing that. There are Christian le Baton's Ma Repellette. They're very happy, yes, with um stripes on them. They're beautiful and no they're they're brand new, they're brand new,

just came just aready. Yeah. So I'm like, I want these shoes and if you can't give me my shoes, and okay, then I really don't want to see. There's never a price on the pussy per se per se, it's not I've never direct like I'm never like, oh my pussy cost this, or if you want to funk, you gotta give me this amount of money because I've never had like a going rate that just did. But like, if I want something, I should be able to ask any for it and a should never call off of work. Yeah,

it's not even sucking for money or fucking like. I feel like if you want to suck me and that's all you want to do, because either you have a girlfriend a wife, or you're already telling me you ain't really looking for nothing. You just want to link, You just want to chill. All you want is my pussy. So at that point, all you see me is as a piece of pussy. Anyways, Do I think I care if you think I'm also a prostitute or a whole or anything else. No, because you're only looking at me

as a fucking hole to stick your dicken. So the least I can do is get something that you're asking. You're probably not gonna make me nut, so it's never like, it's never really like having that conversation of oh, I'm putting a price tag on my pussy. But a lot of men will tell you up front that's all they want from you is set. This is the I want to comment on this, I want to go, I would love to This is I think the best argument that I've heard anybody make for this, and that's the YouTube.

Whatever you just said, put put put a clip that on YouTube as well. You're commodity of fighting pussy because they've commodified it. What I mean, commodified the same thing. Like so it's like like you we put it on the stock market. Like dude basically said, all I want from you is that thing. I don't care about what you gotta say. I don't care how much emotion, none

of that come here, just the funk. Right, So if you're probably not even gonna come, right, And it's not shocking for you to have sex with a famous person like it is for some girls. Right, you need to be compensated in some way. Right, You've chosen to competent. You showed them the conversation of either a monetary good or you know, an item a bag of parachut, even one that I want to suck me right now, like

we sucked already before. So I really want a tan A bitch is white as fun, Why I'll take a shot to the Bahamas, Like can we go to the Bahamas? But then you need to take us to the Bahamas. Then we can have fun and we can do whatever you want to do. But I want I want to get to something else after this. This is very interesting, but I think the argument you made was very interesting. He's like, you know, he's treating me not like a person. So you decided the rules to this interaction, not me.

If you said, hey, can we go out to dinner, just hang out and nothing sexually, and mean, if it goes there, it goes there. But I just want to see what you up to. Don't even wanted to take a bit out. They literally like come to the hotel, right. So it's like, but if you say, but if a guy presented that to you and he's like, hey, can we just grab coffee sometime, You're not gonna be like, I'm gonna need some shoes. Different thing, And this is

the argument that many sex workers have. It's like, well, when do you funk for free? And it's like when there's other interests there when I would want to spend my tiwer with you, Spending time with someone to me is a lot more effort than that. So here's here's so that's interesting, and that's what's here's my next question. Effort. No, no, I think listen, you know me, I'm the type of guy that gets pushed back on things. And I and I was, but like I was real talk, I was,

I was. I'd even looked at Benson. Benson I looked at each other and it was like, this is a compelling argument. They're making me objectification. Why do you have to operate on these fake moral standards after someone has agreed to not operate on them. Morality says we treat people as people. Right once we're treating person as pussy, all bets are all off for a minute. And I don't given what you think about here's the question. Now here's my question. I find it incredibly difficult to hang

out with somebody. Did I don't have some sort of like kind of baseline emotional connection with after I nut Prior to nutting, there's the yearning to nuts. So I can put up with tons of ship, but afterwards we're talking on rogan post nut syndrome kicks in and it's like, however, you gotta go. There's two different things here. If you are paying for it, you're clear you're clearly, in my opinion, paying for them to leave. No, but you're in the Bahamas.

Now that that was the half of the other half of the question. So now you're with this guy in the baha Alas for potentially maybe two days. You can put up and be around this guy like you don't have any problems. We've we've we've funked before. So that's that's another thing too. I feel like I'm not in the space where I can literally be around men who I can't stand necessarily pre qualified individuals. They're like, Okay, you're decent looking. I would probably fuck you all for

it anyway, or we've already engaged in sex. However, at this point in time and where I am, you have a situation and you just wanna kick it, which I know what that means. You're not trying to get coffee or just go to the movies or have a night out. You want a nightcap, and so in that case, you would not want to see me unless that is happening. But now you're so what happens like from the hours of noon till eight, Oh, were going jesking, we do.

It's a whole nine. We we've been have fun. So so you're like, you're like, all right, dude, we enjoy each other's company enough. It's fun. I know it's not gonna go further. So I'm not gonna get emotionally invested, and I can I can put that blockade up right now, but I can still talk to you about ship and we can talk about the game, or we can go jet. This is interesting to remember why that works because they've already made the understanding, right right right it is. It

is in a lot of ways honest relationship. It's like, oh, I fucked this girl that I know was interested and I was trying to get the pussy, and now she's here, what do you already made the understanding. So it's gonna be a lot more comfortable, which is why most men like when they when they that's the price of the understanding,

that that there is a price behind it. So you're not feeling that post nut bullshit because you're like, people feel a responsibility because you're feeling worried for her emotions because you know you miss letter and usually we don't. That is something to clarify. We can truly believe that we like you. And then Nut, by the way, the horrible decision was views from the ciss head home and

we're actually getting there. So what years what you're saying though, um in terms of the post Nut, how you feel? So that's the thing. A lot of women like to lay up with a guy because they're emotionally vested in someone who just they just gave their soul to may I, you're they're trading a lot of times women are trading

their pussy for an emotional payment. They're going, you could have this pussy, but if I'm filled emotionally and you're saying, hey, I know you're not gonna feel me emotionally, so you will fill something else where, counting something. And that's the thing, the dude that I'm sucking right now. I can't every time when you're with me, I need you to feel like my boyfriend. For whether when the boyfriend experience. If we're together for two fucking days, you need to feel

like my boyfriend those two days. And I get it hard, question is it hard for you to yes. Once that's established, that is our fear. Our fear is I would like to connect with you and feel affection. I'm like most people. I enjoy feeling affection. I like cuddling. But my concern is if I give you that, I could set a standard and and push you in a direction that would be really hard for you to come back from. So

used to be very difficult for me. But now I'm getting to a place where I know I need intimacy. Now I now know I don't need intimacy with people that aren't going to be my soul mate or the one. I can feel intimacy with anybody. And then I've come to realize I used to assume that passionate sex or that intimate moments had to be with someone that you

would then have a deeper connection with. I now know you can kiss me and hold me and cuddle me, and this doesn't have to be forever, because it's not. And we both now understand that. I get that. That is that is fascinating. A lot of women do this, like what you're saying, you're cooking. Now this good, So with the with the laying in bed, even having sex a lot of women attach once you have sex with somebody. You guy even for the shot yet, but they attached.

They they're attaching sex, they're attaching laying up, they're attaching cash, and they're attaching kissing, all of these things that men may do to Now this man likes me or now we may be together because we feel that way. We need to like you in order to which is why with you with what well, which is what we were saying earlier. You don't have to feel bad about or like me or any woman who sets the guidelines of

what a relationship is from the very beginning. If I realize you only want sex, it is dumbfounded of me to sit here and think, Okay, he's telling me all he wants to sex, but if I sucked him, then maybe he'll want to make me his girlfriend, which is how a lot of girls go into having sex with guys. Even though a guy may say, listen, I just want to suck. So as women, we need to do the whole bartering thing. If you don't just want to give a man pussy, what more do you want out of it?

Because that benny have to be bare. Guys. I just remembered what I was wearing and it's hilarious, but you're looking like Jesus Christ. So question you have my question because this is very interesting. I've noticed as I've um gotten older and I've been kind of more aware of myself. I'm thirty five years old. A lot of candles I didn't even the pack came and I was like just

giving the number two double up. So uh So, what I've noticed is, um, I'm aware of the conventional wisdom and pressure of society, which is to link up with one person and start a family. I'm also hyper aware that I can be very happy dating multiple women that is not purely sexual, that I enjoy spending a night with them, hanging out, going to dinner, learning a little about their life, and because and like being affectionate that with people that are truly non monogamous, I believe that

they can hang out with a bunch of women. And still when I was with Scissors right in Paris, that whole time she's seeing a guy, to text him, like telling him how much fun she was having, I texted the Beard Bay guy. This is because we do this in our regular life with friends all of the time. My friends and I love to go to the gym with my friends. I love to party with I like house music, I like rap music. We have friends that we do this ship with right all of the time.

We're like on the phone with different people all the time, on Instagram, on social media. But for love, for some reason, we always think it's gonna be one. It's it's because of children. And the idea is it's you have a better chance of raising your kid if they're two parents

in the household. Not even household, I'm talking about We're talking going back like hundreds of thousands of years, right, like if you have two dedicated people financially financially with that, I mean, imagine trying to raise a kid in New York City by yourself. I grew up in a single parent household. There was three of us, and we were on It's brutal me being in high school. It is brutal, and yeah, and then by high school I was paying

for the school supplies and health. Of course, I get that even with the two parent household, which we had a whole conversation because someone so you're sacrificing a little bit of maybe what your um evolutionary biology is telling you. You want right, there's like a little part of you that goes, hey, I can compartmentalize and I can date

Mandy and I can have so much fun. And I can date Weezy and I can have so much fun, and it doesn't when I'm with Mandy, I'm not going I hate that girl easy or I want to disrespect her. I can truly be interested in both of your lives and not so deep that it's like, hey, we're building a family, but much like friends where it's like, hey, you guys want to kick and do you believe that

you can love more than one person? Do you also feel like if you were in a monogamous relationship with just one woman, that if you cheated on her, that you love the woman you're with less, Because that's an argument that's you don't believe that either. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. My love for someone is is defined by sacrifice. I believe my love for someone is defined by how much I love them. So I think a lot of times women women constitute our love based

on what we're willing to give up. For example, so like girls might say, well, you're not going to strip club? Why not? Because well, if you love me and care about me, you wouldn't go to strip club. So now you're you're creating So we're creating a validation matrix right where a girl's looking for reasons why the guy loves him loves her because she's actually not feeling that love on a regular basis. And I feel like, if you are full of love from your partner, your way less

concerned with behaviors that society tells us dictate. Look, you don't give me flowers. I don't give you flowers. Like why that instagram in Hallmark and all of this bullshit that makes people feel like this is what love looks like. And it's interesting because you brought up evolution in a way that I didn't exactly consider about that innate thing

with children. When Mandy and I had our evolution episode, we talked about marriage and where we brought it up because you asked me coming off Flagrance, saying I don't believe but they were saying that like marriages to quest, I don't, I don't believe in science. That was But it's just pissed me off about all y'all. Actually, me and Van both at this point, how come nobody else talked about the other fucking solar st Like, why didn't no one else talk about We're not the only one,

like y'all melar system. There's other solar systems. Yeah, no, I know there are no I believe in science. I think that you're wrong about that. Yeah, but I just thought a part of your character came out that was

really funny. And I spoke to you privately about this, but like, I thought, we discovered something very funny about you, and I think that comes out in the live shows as well, right, that there's like a side of you comes out when I think you're very comfortable and not being concerned about being judged, and it is willing to say things that you know might be criticized. It's an unpopular opinion. It's an unpopular opinion, and you don't care.

And when you're in situations where you're defensive, that part of Mandy doesn't come out when you're in situations where I guess, for whatever reason, we've all made each other feel comfortable where you're like, you know what, I don't believe in science, And it's just like who says that it was the best thing? Do you know? People were still getting all my ship. It was the other thing though.

She was like, I'm really tired, No bid tired. Anybody that doesn't know we're talking about you're talking about or something on your show. Um So anyway, and evolution evolution conversation, we discussed monogamy and if it was an animals and there's only like two animals that are monogamist. I think it was like either penguins and tape worms, like animals

that are the same size or made for life. So animals where there's a size discrepancy between the male and female usually do not and that's in both ways, like a female octopus. You know, nature is is fascinating. So penguins made for life for the most part. Sometimes you have some trifling penguins and there's like that. There's a video of a trifling as penguin is so sad man.

She's just like, dude was going to get fish and she just went with another one and the dude came back started busting the other dude's ass, and dude started busting his ass. Oh there's a whole like everybody it was. It blew up the internet. It was unbelievable and it was really sad. Because my man got his ass kicked by the dude to his girl, his girl. He's getting fish for his girl, right, and you know what, I don't got hands, So you gotta eat the fish, right.

You gotta eat the fish and throw it back up on your girl. Right. Yeah, So like dude is coming with a full belly fish ready to feed his girl. He's been in the ocean with killer whales, you know what, sharks and ship he's been. He's been running away from polar bears literally like this, like right, and and he finally gets home this bitch getting fun by the next penguin, and he's like this funked up. So now he full belly, gotta fight the next pain. Now you're full belly, right,

Like I can't do nothing on full belly. I'm gonna give cramp in the video. Now you even throw up. He guys asked what out the other payment? Bust his ass crazy, beat the ship out of him, beat the ship, and then he got a sad walk away. First of all, you can't even run away. You're now slow. They walk like it's thirty minutes and you turn around away, you know what I mean, went back with her little man man no, she stayed with the new one because he busts out the pain with as yeah is this blood? Yes,

it's striful, and that this dude is crazy. Put the minute markt we got paused in. Okay, it is, it is. I'll break it down, thinks. Okay, let me basically say what's going here? Let me hold it. I'll hold it for y'all so y'all can see it on the screen. Can get yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, let's do that. I think can get it up on the crest. I just typed and cheating penguin on YouTube. It's only three minutes and we'll watch it together. All right. So here's

the thing. Now, I wish we had the volume. What what second do you want? What second do you want? Already? I want the volume of that, but I don't want it. Should up their recording. Listen, that's it. Look at this all right, ready you're at eight. Stay ready, I got this. We're gonna we're gonna do this ship super fancy. This is the crazy. Oh alright ready and press play batter the whole freeze. So that's the beak. Careful you don't want to get the YouTube. We can cut this. No,

this is too fascinated. So they are literally biting the ship at each other. Remember full fish in his belly. The dude was just swimming around like crazy, probably exhausted from their beaks. They're bleeding from their face, their beak, everything. The other penguins, not the beaks. How they get the blood. Yes, they stab him with the beak, but you have to consider the other penguins. Chilling, chilling, chilling, chilling, Yo, chilling, Look at them they now they're both calling the female

like who you want to be with? Who you want to be with? Watch this ship is this is sad, Yo. This triflet ass bitch just walks up the whole record. She looked at that she the mother of his children. Yo, bro, get out of here. Bro. The only way to get to him is with a beak attack. Then you're talking the word is so looking. Now they're going, I'm looking blood. I don't even want scar movies. This is the scariest, you know, This is like Game of Thrones in the wild.

They're pecking at each other's eyes. That's what it's about. And look at this dude getting embodied. I've never seen this blood like blood. I told you I have a thing for blood. I don't even like wiping my own stuff. I'm a period. No, I don't want to see how this blood. I hate it. I don't like this is so sad. I feel uncomfortable for hungry birds to pray. Oh my god, he's probably blind. Now this reminds me of cheeters is talking up. No, yeah, like there's show

cheeters man, But she's got no time from losers. She's see what you'll do when you'll cheat? You know, you know. It's so funny. That's why y'all can't cheat, man, That's why it's worse for women cheat. I honestly short jokes. It's funny because everything we've been talking about today leads into the segments that we already have planned. What happened us from the cis head O. The next one that I had to talk about was when we weren't done

with why we brought that up about fidelity. So birds are the same size and they're they made for life, except with this triflin as penguin bitch um. But animals where there's a different size, you usually see the male has multiple uh females, And if you look at men and women, men are bigger than women, and that's usually why we would be polyamorous. Some I mean, short guys should have one woman, but get some shorter chicks at

any short guys. Ever, Fox had a big dick, and that just proves to you, like the universe is fair and just you think. See. I like it's guys, and they have pretty good size ticks. I've come across the tall guys that don't have very big dicks either. Really the tallest guy ever very regular days regular for his height or regular regular pena size. Oh my god, that's so sad because it's against something that's so big. Yeah,

so it looks even small, especially when they walk away. Yeah. Like, and I have a really like fascination I don't know why for a walk away a naked guy, like a guy walking away. I love watching a guy walk to the bathroom after we had sex. Like I feel like their muscles are like because sex is the workout. So like, I just love seeing them. To me, that's their finest body form. Interesting. My favorite is watching them in lane like a little bit while they get wiped up and

I'm just sitting there just wiping the tick. Oh and then I love there and then I love when they jump because it's still so sensitive and they're like, fun off me, man, that's fucked up, don't be grabbing my so I take I take a warm rag, but it's still just I lick until they pull the dicker. That's hashtag me too once I'm nut. If y'all touched my dick after I'm not, that's me complaint. I'm very so like I always lick right under the front aline like what it's the skin between the head of the penis

and the shaft, and it's really really intensive. There's like a little bit of pressure there when they're coming. It's like a very explosive orgasm. So you can actually ask Actually, the dude I used to use would tell me, like, yo, put your finger right there, please, like give me they have a dregs. I've never done that. Yeah, And it's like super you can feel, you can feel almost when you're touching. By the way, we did have some too little icebreaker questions that I forgot to ask you this

or that. All right, sex with a little bit of period blood or anal with a little bit of ship He honestly sex with a little bit of period blood. And I and I just put out a joke this week about how why men don't want to have sex with women on their period. But I think it a little bit of shit. It kind of ruins the whole thing. You say, ship like the most julious ship shit. I think you have some ship in your ass? Do you not wipe? What is happening after you take a ship?

Are you not cleaning yourself proper lake? Why is it that's upon removal of my spans, you have doodo all over it. It did not come from my deck, because doodo does not come out of a deck, It comes out of an asshole. I feel maybe it would be good for you to eat Let's carbohydrates, high fiber's eye and though will cling as that's true, Yo, did that accent get better for you after you went to Israel? Because because they speak like Israeli speaking with their own accent.

That The only time I've ever been addicted to someone's Instagram or stories was when you couldn't ship in Israel. I literally was taken updates on you and your ass. When you fucking went to that diner and put that dugal Acts or whatever it was in that fucking sea. I was quiet. Two weeks. I didn't two weeks, I didn't take a ship. She had weeks. You don't love this one. You had to dpee on a girl with one of your co hosts. Who would it be? Charlemagne caz or Casuyeah, I knew it. Why I don't want

to be by a black dick. Hukas looks like he's fucking. He looks like he got a try just a fun Yeah, I don't. I'm just saying he looks like he is a massive dick, So I don't want to like hear the sounds that he makes her make. And then I got a bit back her and it's a silent movie. You would probably definitely go on her ass, and he would go on the vagina because the smaller didn't go I'm not doing that ship. That's what we're saying. One in the mouth, one of the pussy. No, I'm not

doing that with that. How close the butthole is you feel it? Yeah, you can feel the I'm not doing that. That's too intimate, you know what? Energy Sorry, we already got touch of dicks with a free roll up in between, you know what I mean? It's just right there and you might as well just touch the dicks. I'm not doing that, no way, don't. It's like get headwal the other person agree about the big did energy? Remember I

said that your episode the other day? Guys called me sis and it literally kind of killed me a little bit because whereas I really do feel like we have a friendship, I was like, damn me, I'm not. I never yo. I could just sense it. I'm asking you, just ask. Yeah, I do say people, but I don't. I mean, I don't know what girls they fun to know. Oh,

Cat's definitely got the biggest dick. And do se do you think we got picked some little dick co host all the tunes and they have an Asian technically Indian that's the biggest Asian dick man like Malaysia or something because they like dark skin over there, the darkest real talk, think about it. They got the biggest Asian dicks. I only keep big dicks around me. I got Nigerian. Yeah, come on, Bollywood. No. Um. The day where we were sitting here, like I looked down a lot, for sure,

he wears these joggers. Yeah, and you saw it, man, and it was definitely not hard. And I was like, wow, big soft to me, big soft, it's on. Yeah, I haven't seen it like that. I'll check it out next. I mean, I don't go a little embarrassed because I've never vocalized, like, I've never said this out loud to anybody. You should have just told him. You should be like, yo, you look like you got big meat. I said it. Oh well, then you did vocalize it, you know what vocalist.

I don't. I wasn't. I wasn't talking about saying that. I was talking about saying that I was staring at it, that you're objectified. But this was like, I'm not multiple vacations Travis Scott concert Angela's birthday party last lavels like I just can't help it, you know. And it's actually see how big it is hard? Ask how big it is hard? You know. I just want to know. He showed me with the girls that he looked like that, like he's like, I just need to see and I'd

be like, oh, yeah, it gotta be bro. It's just science is never wrong. I just happened, that's the thing, and we're not going to get into it. But to me, science is all given. Can I just say I just told us. Damn it. Fuck y'all, y'all want to see it, y'all man as well, believe everything in the Bible then written by science is told to us. Because why listen, we're not gonna get into this week. Because so y'all if y'all want to right into us, you guys, let

me ask you a question. When when you look at the weather right and it says it be wrong, so snow, the weathern't be wrong? So can you ever really depend on the weather when your phone says it's sixty out there? Do you walk out and be like, now, breath at least sixty five? But it's around it, it's around. That's why it's closed. Right, But I've been wrong. It does said it's been a snow on Monday, and then it

don't snow. Do you think that like science with like like patterns at least like the world hadn't taken a trip the same way? I believe if a guy cheats once told again, what about gravity? What about gravity? Like? Look ready, like I get gravity. There's a reason, no, no, no, yes, the ground, it's gonna go to the ground. Why is that I get? I'm talking gravity science? Or that's not science. Yeah, man, I mean that's we're on this earth. I don't know

who made it. I don't know if God. We just here, bro, we just here living. That's it. We just hear living, y'all. So some science sciences, I mean I can't I get it. I can't explain like babies. Babies, we know what comes from the from that makes sense, yeah, not from the steward. We don't get um. So this week's whole. Male, I'm gonna do you take birth control? I'm not on birth control, did you? I mean, I've taken Plan B pills, But

the is Plan B science. So this is the thing to even Plan B it's not even as it doesn't do everything that they say, how is medicine not because there's things called placebo pills that aren't even that don't do anything that you can get your period. Yeah. No, So this is the thing. That's why I don't leaven that ship, na, bro, Like even if you go somewhere like they do they do. What about a plane? Do you believe a plane flying mechanical? Yeah? What do you

think mechanical? Yeah? But with using what to build it blueprints? You know, I gotta feel a little bit leave me ye blue print fucking blueprints, bro is sup, I'm trying to read what we what we make the blueprints from some blue shit probably made out of blue. I mean if you obviously, if you got some blue and you freak that ship boom, you go blueprints and you can make a place. You know, y'all just if y'all want. Honestly, Mandy, I just did not think so why y'all gonna ask

you questions? I want to get to the home man. I'm just just just curious, like so if they're if they're ready to build like the skyscraper, right, that's architecture. Okay, it is architecture, you're right, right? And what do you think architecture is based on geometry? That's math, right? And math is what mathematics. I gotta answer for everything the same way scientists do, which is why you can't believe,

you know, it's so funny. I feel like I'm listening to another why I've been trying to get to the homemade over the last five minutes. Can't crime bro Yo still talk about can? I just says, I have you know my aunt Tide recently that was the hardest lie. You know, sometimes you need a good laugh. Thank you. Yo. Math is mathematics, yo, real talk, Like when you think about it, math is math. Like you say, ship is right, this I know, but you don't do what I mean,

Like you don't at all? Like she said, what is that? All? Right? What is wood? Why are we still why are we still going here? I'm just trying to understand, Like are you trying to understand? I'm telling you, what is electricity? What do you mean? What is electricity? What is it? So certain things? We just can't explain what I mean, how do they make the thing so electricity? Right? You can't explain it because they put some ship together and it creates light and ship. But those things like you're

putting stuff together. No, I don't want to because y'all, like people who listening don't get what I'm saying. But y'all just don't. But it's all it's all good. Do you think any science at all? Right? Okay? I feel like there is truth. Yes, there is some truth to some science, sure, because yeah it makes sense, but whatever.

But I feel like, for the most part, let's say, let's say God forbid, like a friend of yours, Let's say God forbid a friend of yours, right, A friend of yours, a friend of mine got a disease, right, and they were like, I think I'm gonna go to the doctor and get some science secure. Would you look at them, be like, this's just get a blueprint. We're

talking about everything. That's how. That's the thing too. There's a lot of holistic people who believe that medicine is all like these chemicals put together, that if you really just maybe get some ship from the earth, it can cure the jobs. Tried that, but that's well, let's not me. HOLI cannot work right sciences, I mean, medicine is. But I told you how even I feel about vaccines. Like when I went to Africa. Like when I went to Africa, I had to get the yellow fever shot. Do you

know what the yellow fever shot? Did? It just injected yellow? We're in my motherfucking Why do you think they do that? See, that's what I'm saying. Who knows because somebody said, well, let me inject a little bit in you and then if you get hit again. That's a whole lot of you want to know what. Okay, vaccines is the only thing is the only thing I'll give you. But no

medicine is privilege? What is white privilege? All these kids around the world, yes, dying from preventable diseases because they can't get vaccinated, and white people in America is so privileged. They're like, I ain't going to vaccinate my kids. No vaccination. Ship is white privilege? Like a motherfucker. I mean, yeah, they don't know really, but but if you think about it, though, they kind of forced it on us because there's so many shots that I couldn't I couldn't even get it

to college until I showed my shot records. Shots have to be had if you go to public school, you have to have certain shots though, because of the spread of it in the state. Yeah, I understood. I still think it's get vaccinated, you get yellow for Yet No, I had to get the yellow paper shot and if they wanted to let me in the goddamn country, and I had to bring malaria pills with me too, as malaria pills signs I ain't take them, but I ain't get malarias I ain't take them all as I left him. Okay,

so side bitch woes. This is our home for the week. Hey, Mandy and wheezy, I'm not gonna say your name. I just started to listen to you guys back in November when my boyfriend said I had to go back and listen to your very first episode, and I have been a listener ever since. Thank you boyfriend. You guys. You guys have touched on side bitches before, and I figured I would put my ship out there and see what

you have to say. I met my current boyfriend in a small, kinky chat right after I left my husband. I knew he was married, but I didn't think anything would happen with it. Before I knew it, I was planning a six hour trip to Chicago to see him while his wife was out of the country. We spent the weekend naked in his apartment, and since then our feelings have become stronger and stronger. He isn't fulfilled in his marriage, but also isn't ready to girl. Don't they

all say that? Bit I never asked him to leave because I have my own life and I'm trying to get together. But I am very much in love with this man, and I don't feel like I can walk away. We are sexually compatible and have a connection that is so strong he tells me that we have. What we have is valid and real, and I believe that we talk every day and spend time together anytime I am in Chicago. I also plan on moving back to Chicago within the next year. He is a great guy, minus

the cheating on his wife, of course. So my question is am I being naive? I identify as polyamorous, so I'm not putting all my eggs into his basket unless he tells me this marriage is over. I could legit be monogamous for this man. That's how crazy he makes me. Is there a chance this situation will end in my favor? Or should I be running away? Can I just enjoy enjoy it for what it is and not having the

expectations for the future and love you guys? Thanks some feeling feelings of to listen to these long asked questions. Fucking a wrap it up ship? Background? Bro, Don't you get it? Hey, Gods, you ain't born in Florida. You would have failed to f cat adjectives birds. You gotta add some some background to your story on adjectives and verbs. Here we go. Don't do it. It's not science. What is that? What is an adjective? And verb. It's language.

Come on, you know what adjective is. Yes is a description, a verb is an action. I'm very I didn't know that. Okay, so go ahead read off of filth because I think she's stupid as folks. I'm not gonna read her for philth. But I do think that it's silly for you to say things like I feel like I'm in love. You're going like I want to give you. I'm watching I'm watching this show right now called Temptation Island, where where

these couples go in the house right they separate. They put the boyfriends, four boyfriends in the house with twenty single women, four girls in house and twenty single men, and they're feeling these intense feelings of love. You know why his in Hawaii. They have no phones, they have no distractions, they're on vacation. There's you feel like, this is amazing. You don't live a real life with this nigga. You go over there while his wife has gone. It's

already kind of bad. You're recently divorced, he's cheating. It's this exciting facade. It's this excitement. It is so easy to feel feelings like this because you're not in love, you're in lust and bitch. Not only that, I'll sit here and say like I always do, bit, I always sit here and say apparently, but if this is what I say as far as the side bitch things like

I've I've had these talks a lot. It also kind of hurts you when you go into something and you're kind of expecting so for you to sit here and write that he's not happy in his marriage, but he's saying he won't leave. Those are excuses and ways that you're keeping yourself attached to him, because if he's telling you he's unhappy, you feel like there is a soon dead end to that marriag to where then you can come in right after the wife, when in fact that

may not happen at all. Maybe he doesn't plan to ever leave his wife, and so you even see you know he won't and if he does, let me tell you something that will always be a part of your fucking life. He's let's just say he leaves his wife for you. Do you know how messy and how much of an issue that's going to be. Then after that happens, you're gonna feel this guilt and then you know what

else is gonna happen. He's gonna then blame you one day that first fight, like you the reasonship that I'm telling you, it's all pizzas and cream now, because you're his escape from his wife. His wife, he's gonna even escape from you. But not only that, he may not be even asking of you the things that he asks from his wife. You guys don't have the financial burdens that would weigh down a relationship. You're not having to clean his draws every week, or pick up behind him

when he's coming in from worker. You're not having to wait up for him. Of course he's gonna tell you he's unhappy when he's excited. Video. Do you know how good being bad feels? Why do you think I ate pussy in a steam room? Seriously? And when I think about it, like, we're on this wet tilely thing. I was so fucking hot. We had to walk in and out two times. Tally was if I don't think that's an adjective, tally. We was on a tally thing. It's a tile. What do you think? Don't do that? Okay,

then it's evaporated water. You get the blueprint how clouds are made there's like four there's like four different types of clouds to cumulibus. Yes, that starts with stratus. Yes. So basically the views from the cist head. Hoo. You feel like he's gonna need to escape from her once they get together. It's not is everyone in the room. Yeah. I think it's a no, it's a up. And I think that she's putting her emotions kind of what we

were talking about earlier. You're having sex with this man, it's because you're wanting some sort of emotional and emotional fulfillment, And right now you're putting him at that because you even just said, even though I say I'm probably amorous, I could be monogamous for him. So right now he's probably honestly the only person you're investing, Like you just

say you what drove what? Let me tell you. I talked to a friend of mine who had been for the second time involved with the married guy and was like, Yo, I'm gonna be real with you. Married men give make me put me on the highest pedictal they show, do I love my married man? And she was like, and they give me an emotional connection and feeling that I don't get from anyone else. She's like being with that

married guy. He's so excited to be around me. He makes me feel amazing, and it's because there's someone else that's making him feel either inadequate or not giving him what he wants. So he's giving you all of that and you're feeling all of that. Can I say also, there there there's another there's another part too. I think it psychologically with women, And I'll sit here and say that this is also kind of my view on me

dealing with married men. A lot of women, when they're dating or dealing with someone who they want to claim them, don't behave as themselves because they're trying to come across as someone who can be wiped, someone who can be cuffed. They're trying to to get that person to like them. This is what we were talking about with that side bitch. On my side bitch doesn't nag me, she doesn't do this student that, And I didn't like that. And I don't know if you remember, because I really do believe

in this side bitch role. Unless you're getting money, which I do does, unless it doesn't sound like this is her such, Yeah, she's definitely not getting nothing, but dick you're doing everything they want and not showing your true self. Are you really happy that he can't call? Are you really happy that he has to hide? You really happy that you can't be with him all the time. No, So you're acting like you're happy now, which is why he's so pleased with you. I read a tweet today

and it made so much sense. It was like, because I think women think that men are the biggest liars in the world, and it said, actually, that's funny, because men lie to other people. Women lie to themselves. And I feel like that's what a lot to feel better. Yeah, so I feel like that's something that women do when they're dealing, even with men that they know, but you ain't. He's not going to divorce his wife, But your lie

to yourself saying that he's so unhappy. It's gonna end and then I'm going to be there listen, like we lied to you. Why in the end? Yeah, that's why you always get killed by serial killers? What what? Why? Because they give off the vibes and we're saying that they don't like women always brag about Bunny is a crazy Women always brag about this thing, female intuition, Right, We have a sixth sense. We could tell if you're cheating, and tell if you're doing this. Yet you can't tell

if somebody's a fucking serial killer. Every single time Tim Buddy fucked like Nune of these bitches got a little This is just like men that are quote unquote players, they get a bunch of girls. Right, how come we didn't see them coming that they wasn't gonna be Every girl did I dealt with has always been like you're a boy or your blah blah blah. So it's not like it was shocking to them. But what happens is

they they they lie about it. They try to see something else that's not there, and I tell him everything. I'm like, I'm a scorpio. They're like, oh, maybe he's different, SiO. We already know what's up, right, So I think what happens you lie to yourselves, and then if you just would stop lying yourselves, less people will get murdered by serial killers. That's my my real belief in it. It's like, how many people got to die because y'all want that bunny to be like this guy who really likes you.

You will you will feel a knife if you keep it up, that's what really is gonna happen, and tud this motherfucker was everybody, Oh, it's everybody ezy like. So I talked about it in a bonus episode UM Shoutout Stephen from Sophisticated Ignorance podcast. We talked about UM just a lot of things that were going on, but we talked about Ted Bundy. We talked about Darren Sharper, we talked about all of these like convicted felons and rapists

and serial killers is about him. So there's a huge problem with that right now, because if you look at the trailer of the Ted Bundy movie coming out, was that they're playing him. They're playing him though as a like handsome charming guy, a handsome charming guy, which is just like this motherfucker kill people. But they're yeah, but it's the music. They're turning it into more of like an action movie instead of I think they're romanticizing. People

have an issue. But but if if you're being honest, you don't get to meet and kill that many women without being charming and being handsome. I can't speak to this, but from what it sounds like if you listen to him, it completely makes sense. It's just people being upset whatever. But like if you watch the if you watch the thing the Mandy and I saw and I haven't saw seen the whole thing, but like if you listen to him talk, so he's he's really a smart guy, as

a lot of these sociopides are right. So he goes like this, he won't give up anything on him so the the interviewers like, he won't give up any information on himself. So the interviewers find this way, They're like, why don't we ask him to tell him what he thinks would have happened, Because he went to school for psychology, right, so he's trying to get in the mind of himself but telling a story. Like it's not like he's not

gonna snitch on himself, but he's still an egomaniac. So it's like, well, what I think what happened would be this. You're dealing with someone with deep brutes psychological issues, and he gives this metaphor and this ship was dope. He's like, he's like, basically, you know, if you look at the mouth of a river as it comes to the ocean, right, the water that's at that mouth of the river is that the river water. Where has that water come from?

What has happened to that water? That water came from a source way far away, and a million different things has happened to this water before it hit that ocean. So we're dealing with somebody who's at the ocean. But to really understand it, we got to go all the way back to the beginning. He said that ship, and I was like, yeah, I give him some pussy. Tell me where the water came from? You know what I mean? Like, imagine he's kicking that game to you. You've never you're

some young impressionable girl. It's always young college girl. Never heard a smart guy say anything smart in your entire life, and he just starts kicking game about life and about humanity, etcetera. You're gonna be at least enthralled to the point where you get into the car that can speak that way, be a little more eloquent. But we all so we also talked about though, like the looks like we always think that the serial killer or murderer has to look crazier,

like he was gorgeous dude. That really stared. And that's why my argument was, when when all of these rapes are coming out about like when Chris Brown was accusing yes, he we found out like he doesn't need to rape. Sit here and think that certain men don't need to rape again, um like, like I hate to use that word, but to me, if you are a serial rapist, you must enjoy taking rape is a function of power. Right.

A lot of times people blame the Catholic Church for for like creating rapists, and to me, that's not how I see it. I see people that have this incredible thirst for power and to be viewed as as god like, and then in their community they're going, well, who has all the power and who's viewed as God like the head priest. What you're saying is exactly why I believe

those women who said Trump rapes them go on. I believe that wanting to be president when knowing you don't qualify for it, even making remarks like I could shoot someone up the avenue, like everybody knowing that someone you are watching the signs of someone sociopath. So there's something that that it is very important to understand. Trump and every other present have been a sociopath. It requires Yes, Obama,

let me ask you a question. Have you heard about the drone strike program me, no, no, no, over in the Middle East, right, Yeah, and he what he was he actually did that. Yeah, I don't remember what it was. Now now he's doing weddings and ship a bunch of kids and that kind of now to take out a terrorists who was going to try and take us out. So he's doing it with good intentions. Because a person of that magnitude and power, any president, whatever decision they make,

someone's going to get hurt. So that's why you have to be almost sociopathic, because the average person does not have the emotional capability to make a decision where people have to die because you don't have to make you I'm soldiers. You have to realize we don't live in a communist No, he's not the only one. Clarify to you. That's like the soldiers. It's not soldiers, right, it's the

drone strike program. Was they would drop a drone. That was a way for oh, because they're dropping a drone on a wedding and to kill one person, but they're killing like the entire family went to the wedding. They may or may not have been involved, like little kids and that kind of show like that so like two and you have to Okay, now I'm not knocking Obama be his presidents have to make hard decisions, and that's a hard decision. You gotta protect your people, and we're

his responsibility. And if I'm in that position and I think I could do something because it can protect you and you because you're my responsibility as president or whatever leader I am leading, I'm gonna make that hard decision. And you know what, I'm gonna make even a harder decision, which is to keep it silent. So y'all don't have it on your conscience. Do you know, Like I respect a man. It's almost like I gotta go out and do this funck shit. Okay, but you all got to

know about it. Be because you should be able to live that joyful life that you have without knowing about don't carry this. I chose this role. I gotta be man enough to carry this, which is why sex workers don't be telling everybody this is what I do for my money. Don't worry about it. I'm going to get my money how I gotta get it. Announce what I'm doing to the right now, those sex workers decisions don't

necessarily hurt people. Etcetera. That a lot of people judge sex workers seeing that they hurt families and things like that, which I really I think, if anything, they keep the families together. Because I was gonna say, I really don't believe because he's gonna cheat regardless, you might as well cheat in this controlled environment where he can't leave his family. I do want to bring up something totally random just

a few minutes before we go. Something happened to me today and I'm hoping you guys can help me find this person. I haven't experienced in my life, but I've never had I know, Craigslist used to have misconnections. I was getting on the train after work. I walked further street took the train. It was a really good looking guy on this train, and I started walking toward him, just to be next to him because I want to see him closer. I put my hand on the poles

hold on. This guy takes his hand and puts it on top of mine, and I pulled out my headphones and he said hey. I said hey, and he said, um, I like your coat. And I realized you said that because you just wanted to talk to me. I was like, thank you, and he's like it's really nice. He's like, oh, it's really cheap code. He's like, well, I won't tell anybody, and he's like looking me deep in my eyes. You know. It takes me, much like that clip of you, you a long time to get wet. I have never felt

my body react that way. I was so nervous around this dude. I just said thank you a couple of hand my phone. When he left, he took his hand ad and I was like, yeo, I hope you have a great day, looking at me deep. He got off this train. You don't deserve him. He closed the door closed. He looked behind like did she see me? I'm looking. I walked up to like get back off the train, and the fucking train left. And I'm gonna describe him because I need you want to help. He was black,

maybe six to nose ring tatted. His tattoos came up like all the way to the back of the nape of his that bro light skin, dark skin brown. I would say like, A I don't want to say what I was gonna because y'all don't think I love Yeah, I did you know him? He had like a grade jacket on today, but he got off a four team street okay, on the fucking f train, and I need y'all to just tag every don you know he had a New York you wanted to be a pulls to asshole.

I'm still even his number, not even say hey, what's your name? Instagram? Hey check? When he got check here, I couldn't even talk, like I couldn't move like I was like my body was stuck, like I felt like I had met him so many times, right, And so I thought when he tapped me, like people all the time, you're like yo, like Noah, I really thought that that's what I didn't need you guys to find him. Okay, I'm telling you a black guy with tattoos, and I really te okay, And I feel like the four team

street thing will help. But here's the problem. I was gonna ride that same train the same time tomorrow. But I know that Nick ain't got No. Nine to five, not dressed like that. Well, I hope he's a scammer. I've been looking for a few Yes, I need these shoes, but I don't want to spend on never ever ever, at least sixty five percent off. I don't want to scammer giving me the fifty You guys ever had a miss connection? Um? Yeah, Actually when I landed from Atlanta

at the airport, this nigga was so fun. I thought it was like probably a football players that's what talk. Yeah, we did, um he actually said I was. He was like, you're you're very pretty, and I was like thank you. And I looked at him and I'm like, we're both waiting on our ubers. Both of our ubers were taking four. Ever, this is Lokwardia. You know, there's fucking all the construction going on, and we're looking at each other the whole time.

And I actually thought he was this um football player on the Giants that I followed, So bitch I went straight to his page and I was like, oh damn, that wasn't the same because I've just been a slide in the dams. I was sure it was the nigga he had like real NIGHTE had like eezys on and then like just a really nice, like plan I don't even know the material type of dressed, real nice and said he came here for business but lived in Atlanta. So I was like, bitch I was so man and

he wasn't even the hype requirement. He was like maybe five eleven, and I was gonna make an exception. I was. He was beautiful. He was beautiful. I just prayed to God like he's got a receding hairline, he had a hat on. I hope he's a happish I hope he got kids. I hope he got hurt. I just something got to be wrong with him, because when I tell you, I'm a firm believer in past lives and have different dimensions my body. The way my body reacted to this.

So here's how you need to think. If it's meant to be, he'll see him again. That's all that I always think about the universe. Yeah, if the universe what's for you will not go by, you always probably feel like that. Where'd you get that from? He said? Have you ever had a misconnections? For misconnection? Um damn? I which Craigslis was still here. Honestly, Usually if there's one of those moments, they slide in the d M s. I think he was known person, So that helps I

think that. Yeah. Usually it's like some kind of look and then one of their friends might like I had a connection with somebody I had a girlfriend off of it, like we looked at each other. It was like a stare and it was like intense. And then one of their friends knew me from guy code and they're like, yeah, just slide in his MS. And I had a girlfriend for a year because actually sent a picture of herself.

She's like, yeah, I think we saw each other and it was like her under the like the Virgin Mary. And then she's it was something like I'm the one on one, the one on the bottom. It was cute. It was like cute. It was like she wasn't the Virgin Mary. I was like, it's a connection. Yeah, we dated for a year. It was great. Well, do you want to go ahead and let him know what we're about to drop them off? I guess um. Guys again, thank you guys for everyone showing up to our tour.

Thank you guys as well for being paid. We want to just tell y'all how much we appreciate you guys. Because of you, guys, we are able to go on tour, We're able to give out merch to our fifteen tier holders. You want to tell them what a little bit more about Patreon or anything about the tour coming up? Yeah, so with our Patreon right for the fifteen dollar tier.

She mentioned, Mandy and I have been going back and forth regarding merch, about selling merch, designers making merch for us, and we are currently at this time really feeling like we only want merche for people that are that funk with us. Heavy um. One of you counts sorry left to comment under my picture that said, why the fund do I have to wait? Why do I have to wait a few months for you to send it? Why

can't I just buy it? And to us, you know, we feel like this has earned When you walk into a show and you see someone with our shirt, you know that they had to earn it. By the way, real quick, we're talking about pussy price. Not only was we on Vice, not only was we on Hbo, not only are we have a soldo on tour bitch. Someone had a sign shout out to a trade shout out to a double He literally brought his own like shiny marker with his merch and he said, can y'all sign?

You's been following us for a little long time, so we had our first autograph. I think that also dread who listens to the show. He was like yoky'll autograph show like stops on the bite on the niggas. But yeah not shut out, shout out, dread, shout out all of you guys. Definitely m We appreciate your support. Andrew, What do you have coming up? Let our listeners know where they can find you and what you have coming

for them. Views from assists. Uh, my new comedy special is available right now YouTube dot com, slaghe de Andrew Schultz. I put a new uh chapter of it every Sunday there. I don't know when you guys are releasing this. When you guys releasing this, so Monday, So Monday, the fifth chapter will just have been up and then the sixth chapter will be right after that. There's a six different bits there in four different countries London, Oslow, UH, Copenhagen,

and Amsterdam. UM got a joke, some just some very good stuff. It's been pretty amazing to see the response to it, Like we just hit over a million views for the special. So yeah, no, it's crazy because like when I did my last special, it took me eleven months to get the million, and now it took three weeks to get hit a million. It's really see that growth is yeah, absolutely, unreal. Unreal. So it's just like, yeah,

go check it out. Go to YouTube dot com starts the Angel Shows, get lost in the wormhole, you know, just try, you know, click a clip and content. Yeah, I think that's the place for me. It's like for me, I think you really get the sense of me. Like, I don't think you understand me until you see my coming.

I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this episode, even in the digging that we did, the questions you asked, how you wasn't shipped towards me, um, I feel like our audience is really going to connect with you more. And I actually I appreciated the conversation that we had, and I think it's one that we kind of just keep it with you. I had. I hate to say this, I had such high hopes for our episode we all did with all four of us with Wax, and it

wasn't what I wanted. And I think it's because we can I think when you have two men in the room sometimes it gets this pro vibe that we can't get when just one person is with us. And I really didn't like it as much as I thought I would, like, I felt like you weren't as funny. You didn't joke as often as you have. And I'm like, oh, because I will also say now it's we We also didn't have the open relationship that we do with Andrew like

Andrew is. We've we've talked, especially since the whole flagrant thing. We just sat an hour before the studio and talk to him. Now, at that point, we had kind of just met Andrew and we were fans from Brain Idiots and listening to him. You went to all of his shows. You were bringing your lovers to his shows, so I brought one. I mean, I'm just saying, oh, So I think now like we can appreciate Andrew for who he is, his jokes and also as a person. So we could

vibe you know, I don't know what it is. You know, I ain't paying from my uber. We don't already went back that So what I think we talked about. I just think, yeah, I think I think that's absolutely right. You get to meet some of you understand more and like you understand their sensibility in a sense of humor. And I could see that maybe with the episode, Like you know, a lot of a lot of these episodes

are really exploring yourselves. So it's like a lot of times you might have a guest, but it's really how that guest exposes things about you guys, and we we're opening up a lot more than I think we would have ever thought we would have, which is also talked abortions. We didn't talk about our abortions. We haven't talk about their s happened. I don't talk about dry but I'd be wondering like if I ever got a committee. Right, So it's like, so here's a perfect example of, like,

you know, of the dynamic of a show. A lot of times when I watch a show, I'm trying to understand the dynamic of it, you know, not like oh is it funny? Is it seriously it's sad? It's like what is the what is like the what is the flow of the show? Yeah? And most potly like what do people getting out of the show without even realizing it?

And the host as well. So it's like today, just for me kind of like understanding your show, it's really about learning something about yourselves and your audience learned something about themselves through you guys doing it. So you guys become this vehicle for their questions I mean in a lot of way, that's how that's how Rogan works, right. It's like Rogan is not there to combat the guests.

He's there to learn and understand, right. So I think, Um, maybe when it was me and Wax here, it was all of us kind of joking around, but it wasn't a traditional like what are we going to expose about you guys? You know? Whereas whereas maybe if it was just Wax and you guys, you might have that moment in his way and like me and you guys who might have that moment this way? And um, yeah, I

think I don't know. Maybe listeners, maybe they'll maybe the reason why they're like, hey, yeah, we love you to Brit talk this guy. It's not really did they want you to talk to the guy they wanted? Yeah, they want to know what it is about themselves that they see in that because we don't interview, right, So, which is much like probably why Mandy was say, let's get to the horrible decision because we very rarely asked someone

where are you from? How did you grow up? I want to a big shout out to Premium Pete on the Hunter episode, I don't listen to premium Pete. But I'm a big fan of Heather Hunter, and I never it made me really think the next time, we haven't to me, that's an icon for porn. Sure we have someone like that. That's how I want to speak. And the second I listened to that, I did that I Cosh episode and I talked to him differently. I listened

to Pete saying this woman does porn. The first thing out of my mouth would not have been the ship. He asked, like, so where'd you grab? It was nothing about sex. I mean, it took a minute to get to the sex, like what was your first job like? And then you start learning that she worked at this club, and then it was getting sexual and she was saying it by herself. He didn't even need to ask nothing

like she'd let everything on herself. So that night I wrote on Cosh's outline and the first few questions I asked, like tell me how it was when he grew up, and he was getting deeper and deeper, and he's like, I don't want to do this. And it was great because we very rarely have people on that we don't want to just join the convo, you know what I mean? Like I don't really feel like many times, much like a Joe Rogan has these huge people on for a purpose, we don't really do that. I mean I think we

did with the guy. We we we we we bring them on. We don't we didn't ask about it. You guys do a version the right. So it's like, the reason I likened it to that is because you guys bring on experts, whether it's an expert at the background, right, whether it's an expert about being a funk boy, or whether it's an expert about being you know, some who's dealt with HIV or porn of these types of things.

You're dealing with people who are experts, right, and you're basically having them come in and say, hey, teach me about what you guys know about that's our purpose. And the reason why why people it resonates with people is because you guys are willing to learn, right, You're willing to take in the information, and then the people learn through you and they trust you to ask the questions that they want to know and the questions they don't even know they want to know. That's a good and

that's a great point. And may we sit here and you and we have this conversation. Not only are you maybe learning about me, maybe you guys are learning about your relationship with me. Maybe I'm learning about my relationship with women. Right I'm I'm coming from this guy who's used to maybe dating multiple women, you guys are used to dating. And I felt like a little guilt that I could feel affection to more than one woman. And then you said, you know what, I can compart to

the carmentalized compartmentalized friendships. Why can't I compartmentalize lovers? And then I thought to myself, Wow, I feel normal because you just explained the feeling I had that I didn't know how to articulate. You see what I'm saying. So people watching that felt guilty all of a sudden are going, well, maybe that's why I feel quite comfortable in these multip relationships, because that's how my regular life is, and that's how Yeah,

I hope even you have a different conversation. When you told me about that, I said to you, like, do they know? And you're like, I mean, they gotta know. But like when I didn't say it is, do she is that? I said, I didn't say, as do I think what I was trying to say is they they have to be aware because they often will say I'm not asking you to be what is it just me or whatever that is exclusive? So if you're if you bring up the idea of exclusivity, that means the assumption

is right. So in a way, am I. I don't think you have to throw in a girl's face you other girls, I think in anyway, in a lot of ways, that's selfish because it's like, yeah, I'm getting a ship off. Much as you deal with this hot pitat right, I'd rather just be like, if we have the exclusivity conversation, Hey, you brought it up. I honest with you. But until you bring it up, let's keep it real like you might be doing something. I'm not gonna put anything on you.

I like that. I think you would just always be open if they ask a thousand percent. And that's one thing I learned because unspoken ship sometimes it's weird, and this is something it was. It was has been quite eye opening for me. Um, don't waste a girl's time because that time is valuable, especially older girls like girls in their late twenties, late twenties, thirties. When I mean older it's like, I know I'm looking for something so exactly.

So it's like that point the second I realize that I don't want to I don't see a future with a girl year old, what I know, what I say to the girl is I go, I go, hey, I just want to let you know that I don't see this going anywhere. I used to drag it on and the girl with no deep down that I wasn't into it, but she lied to herself, and then when it finally broke off, she'd be so fucking pissed to me because she's like, I knew this whole fucking time. You didn't

like me. When I break it off quick now, instead of being upset, which was my fear, they're like, thank you, I appreciate you not wasting my fucking time. And it's like this really yeah, it's of course, because it's like, yo, you kept a real with me. You didn't waste my time. I'm in my thirties, I want something else. I could have been strong on for a year and lost another year in my life, and you didn't do that, and

I appreciates just nothing into you. Ideology is so important, as brutal as it is we all need it, which is why, bitch, we needed to tell you about that dude that you married. Yes, well, Andrew want to thank you for joining us. And this has been yet guys, another episode, old poor decision. Enjoy this clip from our Patreon Bye Bye girl,