Ep103: Devil Dick From Satan Himself

really fucking excited to see y'all. We're in Atlanta right now recording this show. We just turned the funk up with them niggas. We need to, We need to show them out. So enjoy this show, buy some tickets, Love you, looking forward to seeing you guys. Welcome to get another episode of Portable Decisions. We are actually here recording like on a weekly time set. So does is weird? We've never recorded on the ste never really recorded not only on a Sunday, but like the day before we dropped.

So we're giving you guys, like live updates on what's going on with us. Um. We just had our Atlanta show last night, which is that if you ever got it off. Hey, this is Wheezy. I want to tell you guys again. I'm Wheezy and it's your girl Mandy. You hear me. This is my phone sex voice hotel. The guy at the hotel said that to me. I walked up to get my key and he's like, yo, what do you do. I was like, oh, I work

in tech. He's like, no, what do you do? So I thought maybe he knew the podcast on podcast He's like, sound like you do phone six operation. He was just trying to say you look like a ho. I was honest, but you know, I want I want you guys to tell me if you feel like I could get sixty cents for a minute, let me know. Is it is it that that's the price? I don't know. I don't know. I figured if webcam is like a dollar twenty a minute. You know what I'm saying, and that's visuals. Let me

do half without showing my pussy. That works. That works, and you could be like anybody you want, you know, and then like also like I could be doing something. I could be like tweeting or like you know what I'm saying, getting my nails and I be like, yeah, you couldn't be getting your nails on because the holes be lout of sucking background. Maybe I'm not no, no no, no, no, I'm sorry that's what they said because I don't know color. But you want you want that's suck up. I'm sorry.

You know, Asians are pocs. We gotta stick together. I can only talk. I know you like calling them PCs. They are. I guess, I guess when you were in Asia, not see some dark Yeah, well when I went to like Southeast, it's so like what I want to like Malaysia, Thailand, Cambodia and of course the Philippines they were dark to me. Yeah, but nah, Bra, they won't. You know why because the Asians that we see on TV look like we think they're supposed to look like white. No, they see rich Asians,

no dark age. But that's a thing apart which I was gonna look at Singapore and they're like like they fucking that's what they try to show us on TV. Those are Koreans, the Chinese, aren't that n't tell you. They show us the same that they're not the only Asians, though they show us that same thing with Cubans. I went to Cuba, had no idea that seventy Cubans were black. You know why because all I see is this Miami

cool car looking thing on TV. They don't want to show on niggas, right, so poc all right they still but yeah, got you anyway, yellows the color, but wow hit the problematic like on some Jesus and mereship. Yeah, let's not do that. But I do want to sit here and say thank you to everyone except one pussy ass hole who came out to the Atlanta show last night. We had a great time. Y'all were a lot of fun.

A lot of y'all were drunk, as I want to also say, like, if you're coming to our shows, the ones that I just announced, maybe in the beginning of the show, like if you heard that, drinkwater, drinkwater water in between. The only drunk person that I wasn't that mad at was the dude whose birthday was his birthday he had in the show. No he was sleeping in the back he was so knocked out or he wasn't sleeping and no, not not not doing the show. He went all the way in the back corner. There was

an empty seat. We were cleaning. We said, honey, we're clearing up. It's time to go. You and your tiarra, we're not gonna go. This is how I knew he was sucked up. He was. We started the show, We're like, oh, thank you for coming to the show. Everybody blah blah blah blah blah. And he's like, come back Atlanta. That's literally what he said. But we just got here. We got on this. I said, can we can we leave? First?

It was a great show. I do want to sit here. Look, I do want to sit here and say I know you'll be coming at me for this um. But there was one incident and this has not yet happened at the show. So she made me feel like we need to sit here. I'll sit here and bring it up because a lot of you guys have been tweeting about it and so everyone's like, oh, bitch, I can't wait

for you to talk about this on the podcast. So basically, during the shout out to our host room Trammel, he was shout but at the so at the end of our shows, if you guys have been to our shows, or if you have not, we do allow a live homemale segment. And so this girl stood up, um and I only remember her name because she said Wayne Ashley. Um. So her name was Ashley. And she stood up, and she sounded like she was just her estheadic. She was like, Hi, Hi, men,

how easy. I'm Ashley. I'm still going to like really professional, like really nice. I said, Oh girl, you went to the a UC or spellman. Huht awesome. I know all of our motherfucker's, all of our listeners are educated. So this bitch when I sat here and asked if she went to spellman or anywhere in the AUC, her response to me, for whatever the fun reason was actually, well, I grew up in a two parent household, so I can form sentences correctly, and I have a larger vocabulary

because they communicated to me. It's pretty much what the funk? She said. And when I tell you even so, shout out to STEPH eleven eight baller alert revolt. All that she was in the building. She said, ma'am, I've never been in a room where I saw three people ready to jump one bit like ever so funny because I think we all looked at someone different in that moment.

So shout out to a J and Toy. They came out, some friends of mine from l A. They're looking at me when you started going off, and he was giving me the hand like cut and I'm literally so you were piped. You were getting so upset that made other people get upset. Audience was no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. In your defense, what I'm saying, yeah, when you watch someone you came out to see somebody, you love them. You listen to this podcast, you're already

mad at what someone said. Now you're watching that person have that same energy that you had in your head, and they're reflecting that ship, both of us on stage. Because I was the first one who said, can you clap if y'all grew up in a one parent household and you're doing well, You got your own ship, you have a degree, you're making money, you live in life. Mad people clapped, Then bam, you go talk about your accomplishments, what the funk you've been doing, how that bitch could

sit the funk down? And everybody like yo, they tied to mind you. I grew up in the two parent household and I personally fucking all defended. How are you going to talk about everybody in our lives? First of all, two parent household doesn't mean that wasn't your circumstance. Your parents could have died, you could have grew up in

foster care. So we're gonna talk to it about people that what are dark skinned, that came out handicapped, And I just I don't think it wasn't It wasn't even I was gonna let it, let it go, So it wasn't that I was. I personally don't feel like I was exuding frustration or anger at her. The response of the audience was definitely more so than the response of me.

I feel like I laughed it off. And it wasn't until she kept going um and insinuating that her vocabulary was sub part of mine because the person parent household. I went off on her um. First off, I had to look at all of my friends who are in the front road looking at me like, bitch, you want me to get up? And I had to sit here and tell all my friends like, don't worry about it,

it's not even worth it. But I I went off more so because yes I went and I said, listen, bitch, well We're not gonna do is come up here and act like I'm any less than you. And I sat here and said that I have been. I grew up on section eight four, see food stamps, um free lunch, all of that. You know. I got my Christmas gifts from the Salvation Armies, some Christmass. I've spent time and grew up in a shelter when with my mom. So like,

I've been through all of those things. So to sit here insinuate that my vocabulary is any less because I didn't grow up with both parents. I was very upset a lot of our audience members, and because we do cater to the minority community, and unfortunately we are already put down in the communities because of how we grew, because of how we grew up, through racism, through just

how whites like we're already oppressed. So to see here and make it seem like you were better, yes, So I sat here and went on to her, and I just I did say. At the end, I said, bitch, I'm sorry, I don't give a funk. What the funk you about to ask? Next? I didn't even know. Jerome already walked off. She we couldn't and then he sounds like we are not I'm not gonna be about when she get jumped away. A lot of talks was ready

end really quick. What's funny is so we were already kind of annoyed about this after to the point where we even talked about it when we went backstage. We go out, we're ready to be in a good She bought a meet and greet, hold on, hold on, waite bit y'all. So meet and greet, in my opinion, can also be the best part of the show because that's people that legit funk with you. So to me, I was already in this bad mood and I was like, all right, let's go enjoy, hug everybody, have a good

time now. I want to say this one thing, which is why I didn't really realize it was her the last time I can think about it. When we were in d C. Everybody has their favorite in the show, right, This happens to us. Wherever we go, they hug us both and they'd be like, okay, but Mandy's my favorite. Okay, well, Wheezy's my favorite. Let me get a kitch with my girl crushed or this one and that one. Let me take a picture your booty. Many it's always something that

came up and said just like that. I didn't know it was her. Oh well, I do want to sit here and say, Ashley or whatever, you funked up because bitch, my friend was helping take pictures, so I know none of yours came out good. Next, did you know that was her? Because I didn't know it was her, I until as soon as she walked away, she came to me and was like, oh, bitch, she ain't getting no good pictures because bitch, um know that she who disrespected you.

So we couldn't see her in the audience, but everyone else knew who she was. I wouldn't take with her, Yeah, because when she said I thought she was a little rude. When she goes, she was very rude. But I thought maybe you're her favorite, you know, I said, okay, bitch, I'll back the way. Yeah, but it was very I will say for the for any of you guys who were coming to the show, we have such a good vibe and good audience and good crowd. We have a

safe space for everybody to come and be themselves. Naturally, also for any straight men listening. When I tell y'all. Y'all are not present enough at these shows with these women who are looking we I want to sit here and let y'all know we made a love connection. A couple of a couple came. This was their second time at a live show. They actually asked the question. Last time,

they wanted to introduce threesomes. They tried Thrender or one of the apps Fielder, one of the apps that Weezy suggested for threesomes, and they're like, so and it just didn't work for them. So they're like, what can we do if this isn't working for a person sitting next to them was a fucking unicorn and she was like, I mean she literally said, well, I'm a unicorn and her friends she was like yeah. But and she got on the mic and was like him a number. She said,

I enjoyed dealing with with with couples. And she said, as a unicorn, I will say I'd like to communicate with the woman first. She was sitting next to the man in this relationship, so bitch, the man got up and switched seats with his woman and let and during the me and greed, they all came together. They all came together for the single man. There was a single dude that came. He said, his friends canceled on him. Shout out to you. Um there was a dude dressed

in some cyberpunk ship. Shout out to you too. And the guy dressed like Carlton he was so duct him too. I only remember four single men, maybe four sing in DC. I got something number. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie so single single straight man. This is not only a woman's show. When we have the live show, it's a lot of beautiful, educated, heart working women who are open with their sexuality and

looking to me people who are like them. So if you listen to the show, you probably can actually connect with one of our lady listeners, and I think you'll have a good time. So many single men that listened to this show, so many tens of thousands, and they don't come. I was actually walking down the street and um, there was This is actually kind of crazy how it happened. I'm walking down the street last week to the train and this dude kind of dude. It's like, yo, wheezy.

I thought I was gonna run in two block, said he listened to the show. He gave me a hook two days later, I walked down the street some other condent andigas like brod we listen to so that we have to start shouting out the content workers they'll cut the office and I'm like, yo, and I'm thinking, like all of these men. On a regular more men come up to me that know me than women. So it's just crazy that y'all don't come to these shows and actually get some pussy. It's ready, maybe maybe ready to

make horrible crazy thing. We gotta wrap this up. Shout out to chef Kirsty. She made us some food and I drank her breast milk straight from her tip at the Lave show. Yes so much. I don't know why I did that. You dared me or something. No, you said I I have a whole audience was like, dude, it do it, but you you you guess yourself to do it. I tell you to do that. Ship would look nice though she didn't have nice. But this is the only reason I did, because I know this sounds

like WPS and it is. However, the call Cassidy in me definitely drank it straight from someone's titty. But the couple was talking about we were talking about lactating fetish or babies and diapers or whatever and how people are into that. So he was like, oh, I've drank breast smolk from her titty before. And then Mandy comes up to him is asking him in the audience what it

tastes like, is it sweet? Blah blah blah. He said, let me take that ship, and I was playing, and then she was like yeah, okay, and then the dude, dude it, I can't believe she's about to whip that city. She did at least pulled her in the corner to try to be respectful, you know what I'm saying, so she didn't end up on like the internet. And also, but yeah I did. I'd drink it straight from the nipple and it was super warm. I wasn't ready for that. Well, yeah,

our bodies is nine eight degrees. But you know, like all the milk I drink is cold. That was the first time. If it's not a coffee, bro, you know, even when it come out the cows is warm. It's in a warm body. I know. I just wasn't ready, Mandy. I don't drink warm milk because I drink almond milk, and that should be sold on the showf My mom asked me when I was like anyway, it's like when what happened, I was like, many cuts, somebody out and that was the That was it. That was it. Alright,

So let's get into vanilla ship. Um, we all know what's going on and then news lately we have Jesse, we have that other guy with a prostitution ring. But I think that most happy is r Kelly finally getting his motherfucking ass arrested. So I'm going to cover this article on CNN with discussing his bond. That is a million dollars. That's nothing for him, though, but he didn't

get out, you say, that night in jail. So he says he had a million dollar blond Saturday charges for the singer for sexually abusing women four females from two thousand ten. Under the terms of his bond, he must surrender his passport and may not have contact with anyone under eighteen. That's a god damn saying. The singer, whose full name is Robert Kelly, was arrested and indicted Friday on ten counts with aggravated criminal sexual abuse involving four

alleged victims. A Cook County judge set the bond at a quarter million for each case. Uh, he's one of the most successful acts in history, but he still needs to put forth a hundred thousand dollars because you gotta do ten percent. Prosecutors also revealed additional graphic details in the accusations. Among the revelations tapes was that he allegedly spit on two of the victims, and one of the alleged victims provided authorities with a shirt she wore during

an alleged encounter. Wow and what. Two of the victims were sixteen years old, one was fourteen between fourteen and sixteen, the fourth was twenty four. Um. They said that he used force and the threat of force. The defense team is very happy with the bond and they feel like it's fair and reasonable given the allegations. Right now, he's presumed innocent. We haven't had any reason to believe that these allegations are credible. Apparently that's what his lawyers saying. Well,

that's the thing. When also Greenberg, his lawyer, said on Friday that he thinks all the women are lying. Mr Kelly is strong and he's got a lot of support and he's going to be vindicated on all these charges one by one, if it has to be. He turned himself in just hours after the police issued the warrant. Um, did you see when he they they were asking, what do you have to say for the way, Well, one of the victims actually there, So there's a tape, UM there.

So there's a new tape out. It's vivid that it's his face, um, and the theater. Yeah, so there's a new tape and everyone is even talking like, dear God, we hope this tape doesn't get leaked because that's just something we shouldn't have to see. But the thing is, Um, apparently he was either ejaculating onto her or doing things to her. And at the time, the girl who was saying it was like these fourteen year old parts. That

was that was said in the video. So if you look it up, UM, I'll post it for Patreon the article where I read it. But she actually insinuated or not insinuated, but basically was turning him on by saying, you like these eight these fourteen year old body parts. And so that's why it's clear how old she is in the video. So this was a part of the play that they were doing. And this is what Yeah, he is. He's making the taste videos and don't want I live and I'm high. If I want to, like

smoke or something like that, lean the camera over. I don't ever do it. I don't even smoke. And it's legal in some parts of this country and you are a fourteen year old. Yeah, but he's been doing this clearly for over twenty years, and he went to court and got a rein and was found not guilty. All the charges were dropped twenty years ago. We saw this

in the documentary. So I do want to shout out to the Me Too movement, to me, little Amie and everyone who was involved with the Surviving Kelly talking about what about the white men that do ship Harvey? One scene has literally but he cannot walk down the street

without getting come on. I just again, I want to give a shout out to those involved with the documentary Surviving R. Kelly, because I feel like it was that documentary that kind of lit the fire under um that ass and that's why he is now faced with these criminal charges. So shout out to you guys. So not really even el ship, but something kind of current. I have to play you this song. So Medina comes by my hotel or whatever. She gets me this girl to do my hair, and the girls like, yo, have y'all

ever heard this song? And I normally hate when people play me because I was like, I don't care. She's like, tell me how you feel after you listen to the lyrics this ship. It's only forty seconds in, and you're gonna be like, what song is called side Bitches by money bag yok? I was listening to I mean the beauty Cricket to before the problems, like when I get my side, that's right, women can see that our five bitch is winning. That's why five is winning. Okay, Oh God,

for goddamn nervous. I'm gonna tell you why, bitch, we might be on the different side of the coin. Here we are, bitch, and I'm gonna tell you why we have different sides. Because number one, that's fine. If I am not your bitch. Why do I give a fuck about what's going on your phone? If you're sucking me on the side, why do I care? Why do men think that side women are this fucking safe haven for them? I think I'll actually I think heard the lyrics. I

heard that. I think it's a lot of sucking bullshit to give women that fucking hold you down, take care of your kids, fucking help you live with you, clean up your dirty fucking draws, To act like your side bitch is fucking goddess when the truth is it's just someone that you don't see regularly, so they don't need

to give you headache. Because best believe if the side bitch was in the position that she would want to be in with you or have something like that, do you think that she wouldn't be giving you a little bit of a headache. Why do men act like when they're cheating, We're a fucking problem. That is the number one problem. Don't tell me that your infidelities is causing you a headache because of me. You're fucking liar. And I'm tired of men doing that ship and not praising

the women that they have. Stop acting like the side bitch gets all this fucking credit for shutting the funk up when all you do is tell her that that's what like. You're literally just being complacent. You're literally just listening. It's like trying to get a job in an interview. Yo. The last guy that I add he was always late. Oh wow, you know i'd be mad on time. Why would I not tell you that? Why would I not

do that to get this job? Why would I not do that to get that fucking affirmation, those accolades from you, to keep you on my team. It's so fucked up to make a song like that. And I'm sure this nik probably got kids and like, it just really blows my mind that men treat their fucking women like this only the ship and act like a side but just so much better because she's not getting you a headache

when you're cheating anyway. Yeah, it's fucking trash. Go ahead, because you said we're on two different sides of No, I mean, I guess I'm gonna regrue you. You you know, you said some some good points, um, but I think he was just pretty much saying, I mean, I guess it. I guess No, I guess. I ain't got nothing else to say. Did that you did it? Why you aint gonna? I don't know, I ain't gonna say. I mean, I

don't know. I just feel like when it comes to this, like you're getting on him about these lyrics, but you cape for future. When I sat here and brought up what future does and wait, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I got that cap when I said he was canceled and just what he does and what's in his songs. But you be like, yeah, and even he's single, he's an asshole and he makes songs about like drugs and dealing drugs like and hose like but yeah,

but like like so Future and I said that. So Future came out in an interview recently and said that he stopped doing Lean but to not seem uncool with the his fan base. He kept rapping about doing Lean and doing these drugs that he wasn't doing. So it's just like to see here he was. He he quit doing Lean when everyone started dying and stuff with Lean. He he stopped doing Lean, but he he purposely kept talking about he was doing Lean. He on Lean to seem cool, even though this was a drug that's out

here killing people. So it's just like he may not even rock with side, but just like that, it's just for the music. It's someone I'm talking about. How do you how do the lyrics make you feel? I mean, I ain't gonna that's less I have it, just win it. So this is my problem too. I'm not gonna lie. There's a song and I on u um from the and I heard it on Joe's show, and I feel absolutely awful, awful. I don't know if y'all know, um

why why Am and Mellie or something like that. He's a kid from Florida and he actually murdered two of his best friends. But he got a song and that ship goes so five, bitch, and it's talking about murdering his best friends, and I feel so bad. This is really bad, that bitch. I was like, I gotta murder on my mind. I have it. Go hol on, let me play it for you real quick. I just I feel like I know, I'm sure people start on Twitter, but I's definitely played again. But that I wanted, so

I want you all to just here. It's called Murder on my Mind. I just want to play. I just want to play a little, but just real quick. I know we ain't no music podcast, but this ship kind of five. But it's not fine. No, it is though. Just was some real quick and he talks about killing his friends and he actually did it. Like I see why people like XX but ain't get it roll a sosis. I was lined off on Christmas. I ain't get to

see my niles, ain't get them. My mama couldn't even give her no kisses, none of that, even post on mine as the grand could eat, pushing the be snitching you. You probably say that I'm tripping when I'm all alone in my chail, just just just to the hook, just to the hood. I know my body. You don't past me get you, and I was smoke all in my opinion, that's the only thing they're gonna here that I don't understand you. I don't understand them prepanding did really fall

with me? So I love them all from the same man say she's down the rose a man one okay magazine because every time I wake up and the morning I got murder on my mind a K four, this macas glass and nine and the block Thy nine murder all my mind. This nigga killed this bring is And then so the next verse is talking about him like being sad that he can't hang with his friends because he just killed them. But apparently he schizophrenic and he has like bipolar disorder. I felt so bad that I

like this goddamn song. So this is all people are people into it. They just can't stop talking about it. What happened? He made a mistake. Oh, he said he made he made a mistake, but he's bipolar though. No, yeah, he had to shoot another friend. But then apparently, but then apparently he said it was Melvin that did it. If you look on his Instagram, he'll post two pictures of himself and say, can you guess which one is Melvin?

He's like schizophrenic broth. I went to the Blogzilla movie party and watched Glass that bitch, that that ship is real, Like, I mean, bitch, no you even though ches quity, they probably may be holding the night and I can get my alibi ready. We might need to edit this out in case I kill whoa. Whoa, ma'am whoa. Sorry guys, sorry for our sponsors and everything else. We're not killing people, honestly. If these is in America, keep them ships. Um no, you're right. I feel like we'll be all right and

shout out to them niggas. I was so impressed, like the way that people are impressed with Cardi b I felt like that I watched that Vicelent show for a year and a half and then watch these niggas go to Showtime with the budget bro. These niggas doing skits. Fucking Alexandro Costio comes out of a mini bodega. It was super dope, So shout out to them, support their fucking ship. Watch them on Showtime. They're black man that's doing it up and X podcast and X podcast. Sorry

their podcast is dope. But and back to the music. Just let y'all know. I don't support murderers. I don't support any of that. But sometimes I didn't even know who this nigga was. But that song was like a jam, So I'm sorry. I ain't gonna lie. Side bitches. I was one, I have been once a bitch. I kind of like that sad winning let me stop. Okay, y'all know this is why y'all don't like me or relive this bitch. I hate her. She's ruining my marriage. Yes,

I'm one of those bitch. I'm on team side bitches, my man, I we should. I feel like if we came out with teams side bitch or wife emerged, I feel like side witch could sell. I mean, but it's really sad. But I'm not even gonna lie to you. Like when it came to even starting this podcast. It was all the merry niggas that supported me, but of course they did. I love they want you to get this dollar. Okay, I'm just saying, okay, sorry, nice song though. Shout out to money bag yo is that's his name.

So I came up with the idea for this outline their horrible decision today is devil Dick and I want to show you this video. You might have seen it, but I went on a fucking tirade on I G after I saw this video because I really felt for this girl when I saw her getting fucked and it roots reminded me of times that my life has gotten roomed ruined. Um, we'll post this on Patreon. She's begging him to fuck her. That dick is huge though, bit what you got to see the end? But all right,

thank you, fuck you. Ye it ain't nothing. I'm gonna tell yourself. I have came that hard. That was that was me. I have came and told him that I hated him. Oh. I normally say I love you and fuck you and hit him all at the same time. I love you, I hate you fucking and let me

tell you something. When I saw this movie, I really felt in the depths of my soul, this ship, because this is the type of dick that ruins credit, lives, insanity, you know, and it comes from nothing but Satan himself, honestly, that dick. And then I went and asked, like, where does dick like this come from? Y'all need to let me know because I'm not going to travel there, and which were like, this is like the pits of Hell, Nigeria, Jamaica, Miami. Like, bro,

I don't want in New York. I'm telling you right now, I don't want that Dick. I do not want to come to where I feel like that, because that's when I go crazy. That's when I get on my like, you know what, let me just look through his tag photos and just see who he talks to. Maybe I should do it was crazy, and that's not even the depths to where a devil Dick takes me. I feel like devil Dick, I I referred to fucking E seven

Dick is devil Dick. And the guy who I did a golden shower with this devil Dick that is Dick to where now I feel like we're just gonna sunk forever. And I hate that type of dick is is really really, really harmful because it feels like, damn, even if I get I don't told niggas, even if I get married, I'm gonna fuck you still like I don't want it. Dick is that I can't be sitting here already saying I'm gonna cheat on my husband in the future because this dick I don't want to get rid of ever. Why.

I remember a dude sucked me really good. It was this summer and I came so hard. I went in the bathroom and I texted the boys and I was like, we're gonna have to kill this nigga because I don't think he wants to be with me and he can't be with nobody else. We have to kill him. I'm serious. I was in the bathroom, still like feeling the effects of like come and like just that that release, like when you're crying, because I hate when niggas think you

crying like on some emotional ship. It's a release. Yeah, I've only I've only cried with when when I squirted. But I will say, like devil Dick makes me sing, I'll be coming up with jingles. I told you, I feel like I'm Easter race sometimes, so I'll just be coming up with whole as I'd be like, that was the best dick in my life, and I to be all off bet and everything, but I just be coming up a little jangles. Some of my ig followers to send in some emails about devil tick they've had, so

I'm just gonna read a few of them. Oh my god, Weisy, thank you for bringing this up. I was only one. I reconnected with a guy from high school last summer. We're both twenty five, and this dick had me party until four am on a week night just to get access to the devil dick. The first time, I guess I was really drunk and he insisted on putting all

of him in me. And ever since that first time, he's learned how to manipulate me into partying, doing coke, and crying after sex because it literally feels feels like I'm trying to fit a cucumber in a coin purse. First man to make me come without clatoral stimulation and the first man to give me a snack frozen gummy bears was our thing. I would keep the bag by my crotch as we cuddled, and a and also my first man to hold my hand during sex because he

knew I needed it for the emotional support. He even smoked me out afterwards, even though he doesn't smoke himself, but figured it would help me. He was a carry, carrying you and being just because the dick was that good. I've only been with three people, and I stopped seeing him because I couldn't keep up with how my body was drained the following days, how intense it was how to manage a career in finance. I work in interior architecture.

My male coworker best friend would know when I saw him because he would mention that I had a gump walk. What the fund is that? Forrest cup? I have to mention he is my first and last black dick. I'm Pakistani, so I want to I wonder if you guys that are sitting here listening to this, whether you're a male or a woman, if you've either been the giver of double dick or if you indeed if you yeah, because

I think guys know when they have double dick. Honestly, fellas if you don't have a woman that's literally dropped everything she was doing to come get on that dick. You don't have double dicks. I literally left my friends, like we've been out parting. I'd be like, oh, nigga, hit me by y'all, y'all, I gotta go, I gotta go. I've left for just regular good days. Is when like, nigga really ain't ship. I've like, when you uber and

dick to you, I've done. You're inconveniencing you uber dick to me to indeed I have how That's how men started um real quick. I also feel like when it comes to devil dick, because I mean, I just feel like I've had quite a lot of devil dick, and it makes it to where it even becomes harder to have sex with other people because you know that they're not going to please. That's the words that, honestly for other people. I'm like, damn, it's just not him, but

I have to live my life. I was sucking people outside of like of course, because I stopped with seven, Like you know, we're just not right now and I'm not gonna lie sucking other people. I'm like, ship, this ain't saint. What the funk I was gidding? So one of the other um letters that we got sent in about devil Dick. It says, hey, horse, I hope you read my story. So, so this is my devil deck, my devil Dick experience. So I matched with this guy

on tender you know that's the devil already. Didn't think much of it and only met him after he constantly hit hit me up for three full months. At that time, I was in an unhappy relationship and we only met after I finally ended the relationship. We went out clubbing one night, me trying to be as horrible as possible, slept with him on on the first night. It was amazing, maybe because my boyfriend of two years had a small dick and this guy had a huge black Zimbabwean penis,

Zimbabwean Zimbabwean penis. Seeing that I'm not allowed to say cock, it's okay. Since you could say cock's real big, I feel like you got cock, or you could just say dude, you gotta put a little dut. It has to be like an emphasis on the K or an elongated dick. Yeah, yeah, I just I don't even think I say the K in that it's just dute. I don't. I don't think I go. I ain't alive, but she had a dick. You well, maybe that as you do. I don't even

and I said, Uh, this is when it happened. We would go out for dinner and go back to his place, fuck and I would spend a good two days there, not knowing why I wasn't able to leave. Oh Lord, I would have plans with my girls and cancel on them to get the best dick of my life, stay there again for another two consecutive days, not wanting to leave because of the good dick. I finally found the courage to end it with him after five months by asking him not to contact me again because I felt

like I didn't know what we were doing. I called it fucking with relationship tendencies because he would do We would do ship together, funk a lot, spend days in bed laughing, not fuck or date other people. Until I realized that it I did not know what the fun was happening in my life. Little did I know it was devil dick. Moral of the story is, I spent days in this nigga's dirty ass department full of cockroaches.

Oh says. He left me there alone one day and I was walking around and check the fridge that was partly open. It was in a not working condition with multi food and cockroaches. My you, the nigga brought me breakfast in bed one morning and I am still to this day traumatized. Bitch. So I ain't gonna lie devil Dick, though whitch would have made me clean up that apartment, might have made me buy him a motherfucking refrigerator. Bitch, what is you doing? The fund is you doing? Thank

you for all of your free content? It ain't all free. Sign up the Patriots since you get three bonus episodes. Um. She said that she Oh, it's currently in South Africa. Shout out to you. In other words, I'm I'm broke, divided by eight teen point three take your ass on. Wishing you amazing. She's in She's in Cape Town, South Africa right now. I I funk with you. At least

you're a listener. And hey, if you guys aren't patrons, even though the content I feel like we put on Patreon is dope, just listening to the show, specifically every Monday. Subscribing to our show really gives us the room to provide more and more content because of the sponsors we get just by you listening. So trust me, you're doing your part and we appreciate you, and bitch, don't be None of these not cockroaches. But it's crazy because I

feel like Devil Dick niggas. So we go back to okay, and you'll probably don't like the word regular, but I would say, someone who's not not a blue check I feel like Devil Dick niggas be having like the Mitch matching sheets. They all have like four different color fellow cases, no help, like damn, and I'm really sucking on she don't even match Nigga. That's definitely devil Dick. Read I mean sorry bad in a good way like Devil Dick.

I got that I could think about when I was back home, was in Florida, and then Nigga had like Tupperwars drawers, you know what I'm saying, the big tubs, and I was like, god, damn, I know I'm still sucking you. And I remember like just thinking to myself and I had been on the sugar Daddy that I had took me on a jet for my birthday literally a month before, and I was like, I went from private jet planes to fucking Tupperware. Bit I mean, I'm not gonna do like money and Dick make you do

different things. It going. Until I moved to New York, I really didn't the nigga from the projects, the real projects into a New York pj oh I have and it was interesting. Um, there was a lot of buildings. You know, I've been in here to like buy drugs. Oh what which kind? I know? You can't you stay bringing up sho, can't see next? Just some fun like white people like dumb. I think. When I first moved to New York, I went to this like Brooklyn. Um,

what's it called members Only? It's this club that starts at for am Oh they um. When I worked, so, I used to bartend at Nomo, which is the old Mandarin Hotel, and a lot of them worked at members Only because the cocktails are like top notch, like top notch bartenders working. You're talking about employees only. Oh, that is what I'm talking about, employees employers only, Okay, And I always tell you how members only works. I don't

even know if it exists anymore. Damn, I'm just sitting here telling how my Okay, I haven't been there in a long time, but I would love to go back. So members only works. Basically, you you can't sell alcohol after a certain time in year, right, So where bore a m is the club close, you can't sell after three. So members only you buy a raffle in the front. It's ten dollars. You then deliver the raffle to the bartender, who then gives you a gift of a drink. Shut

the fun. Never buy a drink ever, you just don't that And that's how they currently kept illegal. Bitch. I have been in there till two in the afternoon, Like yeah, I won't say the name of it. But so when I worked at Starlett's, there was another club that I did After's at and literally the drinks were put into minute made bottles. It was all pu Literally literally it was ten dollars and that's what that. There was liquor in it, and that's where you could get your looking.

It was open until noon, so I would work literally six am today. It was so much fun. Now, this was like I'm not in that time my life anymore, but this was like let's do a molly and hold hands days like bitch, I'd be in line for the bathroom. Let's say be ten people long I'm talking to someone like girl on me like oh wait no, like I really feel connected to you. And then there was the best part about these parties, literally like five black people

in there. Whenever I seen I'll be like, yo, what's up, bro, and I'm done, and then be like connected to them the whole time. They'd be going somewhere, be like you good, all right, because I'm making sure wait here, sis, that's the best party. Going to a party where like a bunch of random people are and you see someone black and you're just like, oh, I'm good, Yeah, you know

what I mean. So double Dick, I want to know, what do you think is the furthest you've traveled for the most you've inconvenience yourself, whether it be like telling a lot at work. We already know I said I was getting abortion, just a good day. Yeah, um, what have you done? Like what have you done? It was like just out there to get dick well, and it's something that I'd never suggest. Now I've well, I switched ships, but I've called off work. And I think the furthest

I traveled was to the Middle East. I went and spent a week in Deha with this nigga because you know where the dick was like before you went there. Yeah, this is I've been sucking for years. Yeah, it was the nigga that I pissed on, so like, because yeah, but it is crazy, is what he That's where I pissed on him first. Oh well you know that's where he got it from. Maybe I don't know, but that's where I pissed on him first. But what's crazy is

this is this is what devil Dick does. And I'll say because our relationship was different, so I would say this is probably to the best, to the most extent that I went is literally outside of the bedroom, we do not get along. I don't even like the nigga he ate like, we don't don't talk to me. All we do is argue. We've called each other all types of terrible names. I don't win and dealt with old teammates. Long story short, we just don't like each other. We don't,

but only in the bedroom. So I would say that's the most that I've done to where literally want to play our live game with you where we do with the shows. Because you just said tell with his old teammates, I'm like, how long would you last. I mean, well he we lost a ten years game. Oh I'd be standing up last, of course, but but um, I would say, that's the most extent that I've dealt with Devil Dick to where literally, um yeah, I was dealing with someone

who I hated. I think the other person um that had Devil Dick. And I'll sit here and say, this is the extreme that I went to. He had fun multiple of my friends, and the Dick was just sokud. I was just like, I don't even care you fun, you gonna suck my mom. Like, it's okay, I know that you poked over a thousand people. I'm not gonna see here saying oh for real, Hell yeah, you know so many of my friends and bitches I know, and my enemies. And I was like, okay, you fuck them,

but it's okay, it's okay. We're just gonna get through this, right. Look at my friend. That's why I don't care. I just I say his name on a goddam podcast anyway. And um so, what the last question I have for you is what do you think is the dumbest thing you've done? Wait, you didn't answer, bitch, what's the most n't no, Yeah, so go ahead what you didn't Okay. So there's a few dumb things. Oh, I mean, pay

for Dick got to be the most. Haven't paid for Dick yet, but I have spent money towards things for Dick, like you know what I'm saying. Not like I've never actually done a transactional thing, but I sucked some like you know, I sucked some brokeyes. And I'll be like, yo, I'm trying to help you, like sugar mama, weisey, y'all.

I sound like I'm trying to do it. But I'm gonna tell you why because my sugar Daddy once said to me, and I'm not on his level by any means that Nigga made million a year, but he told me, like, listen, this has nothing to do with sex. Like I want you to win. I'm in a place in my life where what you need is nothing to me. And if I can do it for you because I care about you, I'm gonna do it for you. So you said it's two brokeys, like if you like Nigga, what like, I

need you to just be considered. Look here I go. The dick is still good. And I was like well, let me know when my itinerary is booked. I'm still not gonna fly myself fliding out or like done anything like fluid out anybody. But I have definitely like dated some guys that have their own business and then put some money into that, and I'd be like, and I know, nigga, I better begin all the face times where you call me at work and tell me I look cute. I

don't know why, but I need that ship. Sometimes I need you to stroke my ego. I need you to feed me and fuck me. I don't really need the money, but like, oh, like whatever you need, I'll buy your art and ship. That's cute, I mean. And honestly, I'm starting to get a little turned on like a sugar mama. Like I'm not a sugar Obama, Yes you are. You know you buying. We've already talked about this. You're a sugar. We are splitting ore, you know what. Okay, Okay, I mean,

I'm just saying you said it, not me. She makes good money, bro, it's not listen, okay that she didn't count all right, let me basically what I'm saying with the sugaring thing, it's not necessarily like I want to just like do this for people trust me, Like I'd love to be taken care of. But there are parts of me that kind of like having the upper hand, and I know that a lot of ways that I

can do it is with money. So I kind of just like weeping my dick out on the table and paying for ship because I kind of just pay you to almost go away and do what the funk I want. That's what I feel like money for a woman means. With men, money can be used as courting. You know what I'm saying. I want to get your gifts. I want to do these things so that you will one day funck me so that you want to funk with me when I spend money on you, because I want

you to do what the funk I want. That's really what happens when I start to spend money on men, I believe and then get it. I can dig it, Yeah, I can dig it. It's not like I'm like trying to come out. Is this girl who can't get dick or like do whatever. It's just like, no, I just need you to act right, okay, I can dig it right for you. This is we're clearly on the opposite end of this. But no, I hear you. It makes sense. I could see where don't coming. I would still have

men to shirk on me. But also I could do this too. So all right, let's get into our homemail. How long have we been recorded? By the way, tive minutes? All right, this is great. So I really like this one. Um, fifty Shades of e D is the title, and we both picked up when so I'm excited. I like it. Um, So this is our homemail before I read it. Just so you know, if you want to send in your homemail, you can send it into Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. Again,

don't worry about us saying your name. We don't say any names when we read these letters. Yeah we'll say a nickname, but we definitely won't put you on blast. So you can always feel comfortable. You are in a safe space and you will get our opinion. If you're ever at a live show and you want to ask a question, we asked the audience not to record the person. If they want to record the question or the reaction,

we ask our cameraman never to record the person. So you can know we're always about the animamity of course, so this one is called fifty Shades of e D. Hey, guys, just want to say that I'm obsessed with your show and I am binge listening until I hear everything. So I recently broke up with my five year on and off boyfriend. Since our breakup, I have been getting more in tune with myself and my sexuality. I have always been very open, but I've been a serial monogamous unintentionally

for most of my life. I'm just trying to focus on myself, my artwork, my podcast, my happiness because I am twenty six and a mother of two, so my happiness has to come second. I do want to say before I go, your happiness always comes first, whether you have kids, whether you have a large family, your happiness always needs to come first. And you're happier, your happiness will flow into your children, honey. So definitely you need

to focus on your happiness first. Just like when you're in an airplane, you put the face mask on you first, then have the people next to you. That's what you need to think about, sith Um. I don't want anything too serious and vowed to remain single all year and honestly, unless it's some sort of polyamory. I will probably remain single after I recently made a Seeking profile because I genuinely want a sugar daddy to invest in my up and coming businesses. Today I found this guy who wants

me to dominate him. I've considered it before, but I never actually did it, and now I really want to, but I'm not sure what to do to get things started. I am a very dominant woman. However, I love to submit in the bedroom. But let's be honest, for the right amount of for the right amount, this pussy will pop. That is where do I begin. I've attached to his biosa you can get a film for what I'm dealing with.

Thank you love Strawberry Lemonade. So I did um So she actually took a screenshot of what his profile says on Seeking and I want to, of course ask your opinion on this after not only from what he's asking, but maybe how she can um come for come to fruition with this. So the sorry his profile reads, this

is the sugar daddy that she met on Seeking. For those of you to stay caught up, So it says I like discreet feminom play, particularly roll reversal with you on the other end, yes, that means what you think it does. Your age, race, et cetera doesn't matter except you must be eight teen plus. Well that's nice. You know. I am very discreet and expect you to be as well. I have e D, which is a right tile dysfunction,

so I'm basically harmless, but I'm exploring other things. The release works just fine, so he's basically saying he can still come. He just doesn't get hard. In fact, for the right woman, I may make a mess, and the right woman may think about whether she needs to make me clean it up. I have a paddle, humbler, your equipment and cuffs. Perhaps you'll want to put them in

advice and see how far we can go. If you love doing it and want to do it again, or just always wanted to find out, contact me and maybe we can make it work. I am also open to your ideas. Anything you ever wanted to do let me know. Please, please feel free to ask any questions. So I was just thinking when you're reading it, so like I wish I ran into this, nigga, I was, huh, what your equipment like? Your paddles? You're well, no, I have your

equipment so I would assume that's a strap on. That's a strap on, and I have your equipment as well. I honestly feel like I could have sex with someone for money easier than I could to dominate them for money. So that's that seems like a lot of work to me. I also wanted it is I want to take this second. I just came to my mind and I want to forget it. Donna Tella DN do you've heard of this? This is on New York. I think it's on thirty

seventh and fifth. It's been there for years. It's the oldest running like B I D. S. M. Dungeon or some ship. She sees an ad on Craigslist and it's asking for a phone receptionist. She's like, when I got there, their position was filmed, but they looked for someone to be a dump. I said, they got you. That is what it was. So basically she works at this place. She gets walk in disappointments or either either when you want,

and it's all domination, no sex in the place. They have pig masks, floggers, shipped to peg, all kinds of stuff, and she said she's seen like three people since she started the first one just wanted his head to get shaved while he jerked off. Not all of them jerk off. The other guy just wanted to be like kicked or whatever and spit on and stuff like that. A lot of people ask for pegging, but yeah, there are places

that you can go for this. And I'm like, yo, you gotta get me some of these bitches in there. She's like, I got you, sis. So yeah, so weird because I've had this question from a lot of my friends. So I'm into being dominant, and like I said, even at the live show, a lot of the guys that enter submission with me literally want to be referred to as my bitch. They want to be my sex slave. They want to be my submissive. And a lot of my friends would be like, mats you doing this for free.

So on the flip side, like you said, I don't think I could literally do this with someone I'm not attracted to, someone who I don't have the sexual chemistry with. That's hard. It turns you on to be dominant. So she said there was one guy. She's like, you know, I was there at work and this girl basically had

someone who had a humiliate Asian fetish. She said it was like fourteen of us that he just wanted to like talk ship and say you had a little back and laugh at him and then like she um, I guess he didn't want to lick the shoe of certain girls. And the girl that he had was white and she was like, oh no, she was like she noticed it was a black man, but she was like like all of their shoes and she was like, white girl was like sticking up for us, and it's trying to be

like not get them hold and dog. She's like everybody's about the humiliationship. She said, someone's wife came in there, like I know he's in here, so my my known place in New York. My advice for her would be to make yourself comfortable. And I gave this advice as well at the live show because someone asked this. I would say, maybe tune into porn in which there are women dominating men. So this is something that I had

to do. I've found a fin and he wanted to be humiliated, and I literally was like, I've never had to really humiliate a guy before. And what I did is I looked up all these finn Dom accounts on Twitter and saw how they were talking to men and took notes that way, So you could definitely take notes from porn. Also, this is something else that I suggested if you're not able to and if you're able to

watch it. I've been enjoying a lot of trans porn, and trans women are very dominant and confident um with turning men into their submissives, So that may also be a category of porn that you can watch to kind of see what you can do to be dominant in the bedroom. I think that a big deal with this whole thing is like listen, yes, you're doing something for money, but I've always felt like if you don't feel comfortable, then don't do it. Like I just said, I would

rather fox than do that. I know it's crazy because it seems like sex is so much more, but I feel like it would be a lot harder for me to do and a lot more difficult and a lot more to mentally prepare for it. Whereas I feel like I can enjoy sex not with anybody, but like I

feel like I can legit become attracted to someone. I never believe that until much like your daddy, like he did all of these things for me before we had sex, and I knew he cared about me, and we spent so much time together that I was like, you, I know, I'm so shallow. Even my sugar daddies all look good, I mean, lucky for you. But I was like, yeah, I know, and I get like, and they all black, and they all under forty you know what. I don't know how I got so Look, I honestly can't complain.

I used to take my little you see a picture him right well, yeah, the one yeah that you had, your little white man. I would take me like I'd be taking him to all the places I ever told you about. Want to come to the Nike store. M so he bought me ever the I mean, he just never told me no. But I also didn't really need to ask. I'd be like, what do you want to do today? Do you want to like do something like

maybe like you know, like a mall. And he'd be like, oh, because you want to shop, you want to buy a bag? You wanna do that? Yeah? I do. So we go to the Nike store in Soho or fifth Half, I can't remember, and you know, all the niggas working the more fucking Nike store. Girl, I'm coming in with my little white man five eight kind of chevy. I was like, um, so I'm gonna basically need about thirty minutes. I can buy all my stuff and then we can go eat. He's like okay. I was like, but come tell me

people like it. So I'm taking him to the store and all these niggas is looking at me because I was looking matt Q. I used, you know, sugar, daddies love when you dress up. That's a big deal. They love showing you off. I used to wear girl, I'll be going without my hair down. I'll be lying to take this wig off my sugar. Guys don't care. I've never really had that. I felt like, if somebody is paying for me, that they really enjoy showing you off and taking you out to nice places, and like, well

are you going to like we went out. He would take me like the cigar parts and ship and I would go with a butt. I don't care you're gonna get me. I will at least say this. I make sure that I'm looking the fucking part. If you're paying for it, fine, So we go in the store and he was like, oh, you with your daddy, And I was like, no, I want my daddy and he's gonna buy me whatever the funk I won't. So these niggs looking at me like what you're doing later? Blah blah blah.

He goes up to one of them and they was like he was like listen, UM, I know what you're trying to do there, bro, but no, I doubt that you have enough money to fulfill those needs. I was like, damn, and I realized that these ugly asked sugar daddies legit get off knowing that they can pay for you, Like you're fucking with better looking dudes, right. So it probably looks like y'all might have just met any regular a place, but the ones that are on a seeking arrangement or

like this, I doubt it. They just want to feel like the man. So a boy you being this super extravagant, super high or whatever bit they know they can't have and they gotta pay for they'be knowing and they like when other people know too. I'm just I'm just really bad with I think I'm just really shallow. I had a diplomat from one of the African countries, and um, I just couldn't get past even being I was just like, you just want me to write I don't care how

much money he was giving me. No, I'm sorry, I don't do that. I don't do that. What do you want do anything? I'm not getting on your dick' I don't agree. If you don't want to do anything, don't do it. And so I was just like even when when I was just like I was bringing all my friends, I just made it a night where we all like

went out and I gotta nega pay for everything. But the thing I don't have to be sex like to be real, like I didn't have sex with or he wanted to say, bro, I didn't have sex ever a minute. You want to sex, but some of them do, some of them don't. And I also think with sex work, like you don't just have to do whatever you want. Like the chick that I was talking to their works at Donna tellident she was like brass know all the time. She was obviously know to match it. She says, some

dude wanted me to get naked. I was like, now, oh yeah, I think it's very important to know, like just because you're getting paid for anyone even thinking if you get a sex worker, you can now ask her to do anything. They still, regardless of how much money you're giving them, still have the right to say no, and you need to accept no because there's still a strong level of consenting to whatever it is despite how

much money you get. This girl with this guy. If I were you, if you were down to do it, I would just tell him, ask him his wants or how a perfect scenario would go for him, or maybe ask for videos that he's into, etcetera. UM, also, figure out what you are not comfortable doing, let him know, and then you guys will work it out from there.

But coming up with a safe word to make sure that your sub is safe, you know, especially if he's asking for some ship like hitting or things like that, making sure he's comfortable and letting him know that he's in a safe space. If you can find that episode we did with Lisa's with Sin, find that episode because she talked about how to take care of her subs and I really liked um how she kind of explained that. And God is sunk too or Mrs Unknown shout out.

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We have another person of color in the room who would have known little PC as wheezy huh. You can say, I'm Indian Benson out here that was sucked up. Care it wasn't a good accident, but who cares? What's a good one? A good Indian accent. Give it to an honestly real talk my girl. She's gonna get all shy, but hers is actually like fantastic, and it embarrasses me because I don't have that good one and she's not a comic, so I don't do it. Is that bad?

It's cool to y'all, here we go, but it's comedian who is going to do the better one, the blackout of the Indian guy. I'm not doing an accent on command. Family all do this because it feels too like, because it might turn out to feel like too much of a monkey. I'm gonna remake sense. I'm just like, hey, do this for me, and I'm like, all right, I mean it's too much. Anytime someone tells me to do something,

I'm not the fucking drum monkey. People have been telling me to do the ninety day fiance accent because I did it like on the show. And this is Southern accent. This woman dating this very good accent the South. So we were out. Michael is perfect, Michael bro I could not fucking get it. We were out. I was sucked up as girls like please do it. I swear to god, I sounded left, you know. I was like, Michael bad. Okay, So I want to get some advice from you guys.

Here is two letters from our listeners. He don't want to be a freak numb That is the subject, Manny and Wheezy. I've been dating this guy for six months now, and I'm starting to get confused by my place with him, and I'm getting bored. I'm not gonna lie. I kind of wanted to be more than fucking, but being that he's going through divorce, I knew I was fooling myself

with this ship. Plus, it seemed like I had to beg for his attention at times because supposedly he doesn't have his phone on him all the time, and he really doesn't use his phone, which I find hard to believe it. Anyway, I've learned to adjust. When I decided to hit him up, he asked things like where you've been and why now, which is confusing. When I met him, he talked about how confusing. Get the go ahead. Sorry, they're asking for help. I'm telling yeah, tough love, let's

go okay. He asked this thing like where you've been? Why now? It's confusing, And when I met with him, he used to talk about how he used to be a bull, which is a cup hold stripper, hosted sex parties, orgies and a lot of other crazy ship but I'm not getting that side of him. He likes to make love, which is cool, but if he was my nigga, but we just fucking like and I'm like, damn, this is word for word. Nigga fucked me like he was sucking them bitches back then. And when I say something to

him about it, he says, that was my past. And I'm like, so, why are you be telling me about it? And I need to know what do I do? How do I address it? Sincerely a bit just trying to get fucked by the two different emails? Is it not? The first email is why don't this dude like me? And the second email is why can't I do with a strap on dude? There's two different emails in one. Am I wrong? It's not a strap on? Whatever? Brody?

Who cares? He's wait cuckold? Is he's the one watching or he's the he's the one being spectator now that she said the bowl, maybe he's one of being spectated. But my main thing, and if he's supposed to be any black dude, I assume is the one fuck me too. Right. If I'm at a black actual cock, I'd be like, you motherfucking sell you were an embarrassment. We type in that's what okay? She was getting stuff into. Yeah you can't because like he what is he was getting divorced

when when she was shot something? So what do you think about that? My phone is not everybody got I guarantee you. She looked at his Twitter seeing tweets while he's ignoring her. Ave, It's like, oh, he must be sending that from his computer, some real ship. I don't want to be ignored so much. And when dudes ignore me, I just assume they're dead. I'm like, fuck yo, the six train is delayed because he jumped in front of it. That's what can happened. I literally be telling and I

always do the same thing. When I finally get hit up, I'd be like, are you Oh my god, you're okay, even though I like totally keep that internal, Oh my god, you're okay. You gotta play it cool. Yeah, like I keep hiding it. She gotta fun other dudes. That's what she gotta do. She gotta fun out the dudes. And then keep him on the side. Am I wrong? She doesn't need to move on. But I feel like, because what she's trying to give him, I don't think she

she she's not going to get it from him. If he's saying that's my past, he probably doesn't even like hellect. That's what I'm saying. Maybe he only wants to cook out with people he likes. Maybe he just only wants to make love to him, And which is what's weird to me, is I would never think I want to make love to a girl that's on the side. That's what I was thinking. But we're saying she's on the sidew She this bitch outside, bitch call his bitch mashed potatoes,

his bitch ain't nowhere in the main course this French fries. Wait, let me see what color grade talking about. Okay, look, girl, I'll be read with you. I feel like sometimes you'll write us ain't even aside, And there's no answer for what the real like. There's no way to explain someone ignoring you except it's very basic. They're just not that into you. He's stating other people is probably seeing other people. If you were with a dude and you told him I don't have my phone on me Like that is

that real? Hell? No, exactly, just flip it. This is a very equal thing. If a girl did that to me, I would be like, yo, she's curving me. I was still holler constantly because that's hilarious to get rejected over and over and maybe it works, but if you don't want