Ep101: Semen, Thunder and Friends feat Mr. Commodore, Tyler Burgos, Tiara J

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Welcome guys to yeah another episode of Horrible Decisions. Did your girl Mandy a k A That Bitch a k A Full Court Pumps a k A The Booty Band aka Jigglie puff Um and everything that y'all want to on me? Um Wheezy unfortunately is dealing with an illness in her family and as currently in Florida, So I need all of you guys to send your purse to her with what she's dealing with her family. But I have a wonderful guest co host with me today and you guys may know her. I am sitting next to

Tiara from the Opah Road Show. Thank you for having me. Of course, I'm super excited. I was just saying before um, before we started recording, that me and Tira went out, we did a movie together. Then we would have had wait, then we would have had lobster and ship lobster. And I think it was like lobster and shrimp the whole night. And then this bitch was making me buy bottles of wine.

Then it was no, it was a real day. And then at the end of the day we don't did movies, dinner, bottles, and then it was like we don't want to leave each other yet you want to go get a drink? Turned into six and eight and it wasn't eight fuck the next day, no, But I was just I was just talking to the room saying, like this is how I want to feel when I go on a day, as you guys know, like I want a boyfriend like

some motherfucking bad um why they're toxic boyfriends? Are the boyfriends as well as you guys here, we have other people joining us in the room today. I am super excited. We have some of the actors on an upcoming play coming to New York City called The Checklist. Do you guys want to go ahead and introduce yourself to our listeners? Um, well, my name is Tyler Burgos, ak Breeze Marie. Okay, real quick? Burgos?

You related to Bernie or not? Okay? Okay, okay? And um, I played Gloria on the Place, so I'm actually Jessica, which is the main character to hearry her best friend. Okay, and what about you? We actually have a gentleman in the room, y'all. Now, before before we get started out, we'll let you know a lot of our straight men.

You're straight? Right? Or are you? I don't know? You have to you have to ask a lot of our listeners are like, oh my god, you guys have such toxic straight man on the show often, so I'm really hoping you do. Our straight hetero sists me and some justice today, So let's let our listeners know who you are. Mr commodore. But on the play, I played Colin, which is Dexter's best friend. He's the elited man role on the play. So I'm his best friend and I'm the

funny guy. I'm the best friend that just don't care. I don't care about nothing, Like I'm just you hit that you don't want your boyfriend. I'm honest and I'll tell you how it is. I'm blunt, so you need So we're gonna have the definitely. So because you guys play the friends on UM on the checklist, I want to Yeah, So you guys may want to stay tuned because the horrible decision this week is going to focus on friends when dating and in my dating you or

my dating you and your friends. UM. So we don't have that conversation because I feel like friends kind of you know, relationships from time to friends. UM. So we're going to start with an icebreaker. UM so, um yeah, this is an icebreaker we played last week on the show. Um and basically, what is an overrated and underrated sexual position for both of you? You both have the answer. Um, I think overrated would be doughy style. You think it's overrated?

Like like like what? Yeah? Like we all like it, we all love it, but it's overrated, Like okay, I know you get what I'm saying, Like everybody does it, and I think so it's overrated. I think underrated might be on your stomach, just laying there on your stomach, just like let's yeah, yeah, I see that come up that one. I like that, Yeah, I like that one. I was my favorite. Ye like that. What about you as a man? What position is overrated? And what position

is underrated? Overrated is doggy everybody? Because everybody people it's like, why are you doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Doggy? Like you gotta try to do things like underrated on your side. You out here trying to got to have a leg up on the show, to have on the side on her side. I never like tend to like feel it, feel it like better enjoy when they on the side. That's what you have. You have your in a relationship. Okay, let's preface that. What about his girlfriend ain't playing with no vode?

What did I say? You know what you? I think I'm gonna go with your underrated of Yes, like on your stomach because it's does something that's so like sensual and passionate with it um and what did I have? What was my overrated? Now you may if you say doggy side, but I actually love that. I don't know. No, I gotta realize people don't realize what overrated means. Like we all love Beyonce to death, but she's overrated. It's like wait ever, but people mistake would overrated me. People

think overrated me like it's the go to? Is the go to over people? Now, overrated doesn't mean it's a batching rating, is a rating. She's over the radar. That's overrating you everybody. Yeah, because everything you say overrated, people think you're saying something wrong. No, what we're saying is they're amazing. That's why they overrated. No, I just don't know. I was like you lister there. Yeah. No. The definition of overrated yeah I never yeah, I never thought of it.

That's not how you're supposed to think of it. A definition. Okay, So it says overrate, right, So it's a verb to rate or praise too highly, overestimate. I think you overrate their political influence used in a sentence. So no, not too much? Yeah t o oh you know my Baltrexit. It we're just saying so I have two different answers,

of course, because i'd be about this sex life. So for me, I feel like the most underrated position, um is missionary because a lot of people say missions like they talk down on missionary, but missionary is actually, to me one of the most intimate positions because you're actually able to see the person's face when they come on talk. You're looking into each other's eyes. You could hold each other,

you could correct different thing to do with it. You can put the he could pound you hard like missionary. There's actually mad positions that you could do while in missionary. And I think we look at missionary as a vanilla position when actually it's like it's not with the dogie all the time. Um, one of the most overrated positions. Hey, y'all already know what I'm gonna say, bitch, writing dick overrated? Um, sorry, but don't do ship for me. Um. Also, I feel

like writing dick, I don't know. To me, it just it hurts my calves. The next day you'll be liking that ship. You'll know overrated as funk like because so this is I don't but I've experienced now in this relationship that she she enjoys it more. She actually can. She enjoys it. Some woman, some woman can really come position is like they just they going and it's like that's where it can really get off. But you don't

get off by it. I can, like a lot of men feel like women don't ride correctly, and maybe maybe that's the issue. I mean, I love it, don't Yeah, I do. I love it. At the same thing, I think there's like there's a different speed mechanics, like and I got a bad left knee, so and you got a bad left my leg short giant, so like my

lazy I like, are you to me writing Dick? I can't really write I can't really ride dick on my knees because my partners are normally so much like they're big, like not fat, but you're no fast shame, but I deal with like massive guys, so like I have to normally be in the froggy position. Do you know the

amount of muscles it takes? It can workout, And they also kind of think of it as like a workout, Like sometimes I wish I had an Apple Watch on when I was having sex, like to be efficient and everything. So as normal guys, every week, what we do is we have a kink of the week, and what the kink of the week is is, you know, it kind of brings up the kinky stuff and let's y'all know that what y'all maybe into is fairly normal this one because we have guests and I don't know how really

freaky y'all was. So I kept academy ching, um, the kink of the week for this week is coronophilia. I like that. It was kind of easy to say that. I know. I was like, what coronophilia actually, if you guys could guess what coronophilia meant, could like when you saw it? Did you come up with anything and think what? And I'm hearing chronic and I'm thinking, we know, and I'm like, I don't like we its coronophilia. It's actually a sexual fascination with thunder and lightning, similar to arousal

from thunderstorms, which is bronsophilia. You can't incorporate it into your sex, but a thunderstorm makes good backdrop for sexy times. Many people find their levels of desire increase during storms and sex during thunderstorms. So I brought this up because it's so funny, So last weekend after we went out, I pretty much stayed in the house all weekend, didn't really do ship. But it rained like one of the days,

what was it, Saturday and Sunday? One of them day, Oh, Saturday, because but you had the damn party, and I was gonna use the rain as an excuse away. But anyway, so it rained all day and I'm not gonna lie. I probably masturated like four times, five times the rain, because what it does mentally to me is like, bitch, can't ship be going on outside this house right now? And I know nothing's going on in the outside of the world. It just makes me want to Okay, chopped

his over let me go four times? Oh, I know every time I played that's the four times it was. It's not because we can maybe twice a day, but like four times, like air is coming out the sort you have, y'all, I'm gonna come four times and one time you like organ Yeah, okay, so he's doing what's even doing? Four times in the dames in the whole day.

The only guy that had sex with my boyfriend we first started, like what, we're broken up now, but like four times because you still call him your boy still mine and have sex with him like four times a day and be coming like four sometimes six times each time. That's he did I could set that's not like it's like it's like exercise that he is like all right, it's like I think it's a we have a tool, like yeah, different, we have a tool. Like he's like okay,

he gets mad, like he's like what we're doing. We have like our clip, that's what I run. You have the bullet. You don't have to be we'll see and this is the lazy like do you I only use my finger, but these I don't don't because I have to go like this sometimes it's like this look and look at and we don't like. I don't like different with that, Like mine is really slow and sold like where it's not suching it where I know people like it to be like really and that's a good thing

that you actually just brought up. I don't think that even men or even women realize that when we play with our clip, there's really not one specific motion being a lot of us do enjoy different things with clip. I know when I with girls, I tend to like try to play with their clip. How I enjoy my clip but may not like like it, um, But to me, I'm more of like a visual a person, So I can only masturbate while watching porn. When Tom, he's like, I think I'm gay, but you are Wait guy sexual?

Wait wait wait wait? Gay is gay? What are you talking about? What do you when you're talking all the words? I din words lgbt Q. I do identify with the que so I identify as queer, and that's because I don't feel like I holy would maybe be with a woman, but I do like having sex with a woman. Would you be with a woman and a man together a girl? I guess that's PG girl? Do you definitely don't listen too whoever, I watched trans porn like that's what I can't.

I can't watch regular point. I have to to watch a gay point. That's oh my god. Yeah, I don't want to see no man, it doesn't do anything, you know, And I have female I also to have to watch. I have to watch like the nastiest ship ever. Okay, not the nasties. What's the nastiest what the that you've come gay? The nastiest thing I've ever came? Because I think that you enjoyed was was, um, three gay guys.

Three gay guys are big dicks, and they were all together that it was like weird ship Like so to me, one of the things, okay, and y'all, I don't need to see nobody gett shipped on a pete on one time I see the girl put a whole cone in her pussy, I don't want to see that. That's like hazard cone. Wait like like type comes, yes, the hazard. I think one of the weirdest points that I come across that I can't see myself really watching um like the cartoon portant. But so so this is a so

what one? So let me tell you guys something funny. So we just have the episode where y'all know, really trying to bring up me talking about evolution and all this other ship. So I was looking for a photo to put on our Instagram. So I looked up animals having sex. That was a rabbit hole. I don't know why animals having sex mad be pictures. So it's sucking like horse dicks inside of a vagina or like like a woman sucking a dog dick, And I'm just like,

that's probably the crazy. I just wanted to look up national geographic animals sucking other animals don't. That'sity is one of the things that we've talked about a lot of different kinks on here, but that is one of those where I know we say no king shaming, but the sex with animals thing is kind of but likee no, like have sex with a cat. So they're talking about six ship. This is actually we're gonna have it to the Vanilla ship. And if you look this article I did.

I did so. As you guys know, every week we have a segment called Vanilla Ship. This is where we find um stories about sex in the news. Um. This one actually ship. I got my goddamn phone on on airplane mode. But this one actually comes from this is Insider dot com um and it talks about a man who was hospitalized after he repeatedly injected himself with his own seamen to cure his back pain. Why literally, the first thing I thought was what on earth made him

even think that? This was like a Cortisan shot And it was going to read it doesn't care, She's like not a day that. I don't know what he looked up, but it says that the thirty three year old irishman was hop spittal lives. After injecting himself with his own seamen once a month for a year and a half, the patient admitted himself into a Dublin hospital after several days of lower back paint. Hospital staff discovered his lower right arm was showing signs of an infection, and an

X ray revealed signs of an absence. For a year and a half, patient had been injecting himself with his own seamen and attempt to cure his back pain. So I want to let you guys know, this isn't like him coming in his own ass or anything like that. He literally took a syringe. I don't know where he maybe, I guess he came into a cup, took the syringe, and literally shot himself up like heroin, into his veins with his own semen with his own semen um. It

can't have at all. Then I was like, that's kind of thick, no to be shooting in You can't you die like shooting certain things into your vein and ship like that. So maybe maybe it wasn't like good enough to really be sure. Did he hear that remedy? Like maybe he was just shooting his arm? He hear that remedy. There's well did you hear you know? That's what I'm saying, Like what made him do that? He had to have heard like it was a remedy like that will stop

your back pain. So this is I'm so glad that you brought that up because I wanted to have the conversation of if you guys have ever heard of any myths pertaining to semen? Like so for me, when people ask like, damn, how are your teeth so white? I say, because I swallow. It's like my face is mad popping. One week I'd be like, yeah, girl, I'm come on my face, Like are there any like nutrients? Are there any other like myths that maybe y'll have heard about,

like the positives of semen. When I used to be younger, guys used to be like, oh, yeah, if you swallow, you'll be able to live forever. Yeah. Surprisingly, though I never swallowed in my life. You were going to ye surprised. I'm not, said, tray, I'm living forever. I've had I've took it in my mouth before, but I've never swallowed it. I always been a weight. You've never swallowed, coming like think I would how you? Oh? So they stopped. Okay, I mean there's still time that you're kind of old

to them. Not. I don't think I ever wear what you just not like. I just don't like that. I don't. I don't. You never had come that just didn't taste like anything. Yeah, I still don't want to swallow it though, but I get it. It's something like that. It's like, I don't me it's something about that consistency. Nope, yeah, barely Nope. I don't eat that even nothing would have you. Have you ever told a girl anything like any sort of come. I just came in my x like years ago,

came her eyes. She's upset. She was upset. That's like like I was like, I was like a good hour, like an hour, that's good. You must have some good come because I had a nigger come in my eye, like fucking New Year's David, and I was like, I was like, I was mad. I'm like four hours. So it was kind of a discussion goodwry. But that's the face though, So this is the thing. I also like to catch it in my mouth, so I thought because my mouth was open, he would aid for my mouth.

And they can see a face. It's come about your face. It's everything face face. These lashes you say face, it's then I thought like my lashes would catch it, and I wanted to read this real quick. Um. So some of the myths, some of the myths pertaining to semen happened to be. Um. There's protein and semen, which is good for you, but not nearly enough to actually make a difference. So a lot of people think that because there's protein, like, who I got my dose of protein

for the day. Um. Also with the myth about skin, there's actually nothing in semen that benefits your skin. So for any of y'all who think the facials is clearing your skin up, you're wrong. Not a damn thing doing is it doing? Semen facials do exist, however, it's absolutely bs um. Also, you can be allergic to semen, so if you're gonna put it on your face, it actually can cause breakouts. Little did you know your vagina can be allergics. They are, They're not good. So that's the party.

So and this is actually a fun fact with you saying that even when it's just on your face, seamen can still transmit S T I S s tis like chlamydia aren't just spread via penetrate of sex um. So sure, soft smooth skin might be desirable, but it's probably not worth the risk of complications you didn't even know existed, like chlamydia of the eye, for example, So you can actually catch chlamydia in your eye, which is, oh my god, that's like, I don't think you'll go blind. I would

series of right, imagine nobody. So again, before we go on again, guys, if you are looking for something to do in New York City on February, the checklist will be at Lehman College. So you guys want to Brinkley like talk about your characters. As we said in the beginning of the show, you guys are friends of the host. So what's what's your character like? So I'm actually like a truth teller. I'm stuck in the middle because my

best friend family doesn't want her to day black guys. Oh, but the black guy really likes her and she really likes him. So I'm like stuck in the middle. I'm trying to tell him that she doesn't date black guys, but he could. He can actually try to persuade her into it. So you're friends with both of them. Yeah, I'm actually friends with both of them. But my best friend is her and she's played by two heary to hear okay, Jessica Jessica, and he's actually the best friend

of I'm the best friend of the black man. What type of anality do you have? I'm trying to get like that, I'm trying to get I don't getting no play. I don't get no play on those My best friend gets me the job with him, and she's I'm trying to pull up to the Bobby que I'm trying to go to karaoke. They don't want to. They don't want me nowhere, like guys. So it's funny, though I've been wondering how Yeah, but it's like giving something part to

you waiting for to write. So do funny guys. So you are like, and I don't want to call your Instagram comedian, but you have a ton of followers and you make funny skits. Do you be getting like pussy thrown at you for them Instagram? Because I wanted Instagram comedians. If they really be getting like Instagram comedians like rock stars right now, they're getting a lot of asks. The d m s are lit. You see she getting caught left and right, you got Chicky stopped cheating stopped everybody

he stopped. I'm trying to get Siggy to come up here with his girlfriend. Yeah, but yeah, but they wasn't It wasn't a problem. I've got a lot of d ms before before I was in the relationship. I was. I was on fire, really but but but you do a lot of skits with your girlfriends. She getting dick thought out of here? Women? No woman? Woman did she She's beautiful son. Nick's always going to be to our girls. Is always be comments like, oh she's on her lips.

Oh my, I'll be like, I'll be liking it. Says it, what are you doing? I like it to okay, You're like yeah, because it's to me a comment long as I'm like, you want to block. But I also do stand up. I also host. I do a lot. Always wanted because like me and my friends have had this conversation because so we've had Andrew shots on the show, We've had other people who does who do stand up? I'm called like d Ray Davis and now he like does so much more. But I've always thought of could

I date like a stand up community? Can I tell you something about tell you something. You can tell you something about comedians. A lot of people don't know we do have off on time. People think what we do is like all day, Like you see me early before we start the show. I was just like, yeah, that's

that's me. Like, but when the camera is always trying to work and put it and have even like that's It's one of those where I don't mean to compare you to this, but like the guys who dance on the train like that's something that they do, they can't that's it. They think that's stupid. They have second time.

But there's a but sorry that there's a difference though, because there are comedians that try so hard that you probably around those guys that that always and maybe feel like they have to be funny, And that's the ones you have to watch it like it's all day like people around the show. A right, your comedian getting put off? Relax comedian right now? Right? A gangster right now? Say just hold up right now? You feel I'm a murderer

right there. I don't know. I'm just trying to think because I'm trying to think of my pussy would get wet, like seeing like you don't dress up and put the wigs on and stuff like that. Like other guys. I tried it, but I don't need it. Not I like so many different talents. I'm bad talented. I don't needed I think it get wet. So you said you're for whatever. It's just always it's just always wet. That's crazy time. It's so funny because I actually just had to talk

in the group chat about that. Um. I went into the group chat. I said, guys, I think something is wrong with me. So I tried to have sex with someone other than actually I'm not gonna say how many other people, but other people other than seven, and my pussy just was not getting wet. And I said, guys, something together together, we don't go together. Don't come on here. You really with him? And it's bullshit like to where I'm just like, yo, my pussy stay. So I ended

up sucking him and there it goes. It went right on, and I was just like, is it And I know it's not colom because I like condom sex, and I just didn't know why I was driving drive up so bad to where like, oh I love contempex. But I literally pulled out the lube and I felt like crazy, I got crazy pulling out loub because I'd be liking a thing, Oh my pussy, wet you, and he probably

wasn't what's going on. He probably wasn't hitting the right Get off of that, you know, I were off of this because much you don't get hard for anybody respect I felt like with the four players should have stayed wet and it just did it okay. So, because you guys are the friends of people who are trying to date in the checklist the play, I wanted to actually make the horrible decision and my dating you or am I dating your friends? So I feel like I wanted

to have this conversation. We haven't had this conversation yet on the show, but I feel like there's times, especially now with me dating, I subconsciously see my like see myself thinking what are my friends gonna think of this? Um, damn, he didn't pay my uber. I can't tell my friends he ain't pay my uber because they're gonna come for me, like, bitch,

you still he pay you uber? So like, there's all of these conversations that we have with our friends that essentially sometimes end up being blinders to us in our current relationships and dating and meeting people and then maybe trying to get over somebody. So I kind of wanted to ask y'all, um, how do you draw the line I guess between someone you're dating and your friends, if that's kind of like something that's done, like if you

date in a girl. I'm talking to you because I don't know if you date girls too, but if you if you're dating a girl, what line do you draw between her friends and you and your friends and her As far as to what you tell them, what y'all say, how much they influence y'all's relationship? Can they talk to your friends all the questions? Like I have, I have experience like in my past that it's not good at all.

Even talking to your friends, my male friends, female especially female friends about what's going on in relationship is horrible because you can talk to your partner about that, and that's how that's how it gets toxic. Because you know what I'm saying, the girl always done before she used to happen, but females around and she talked good and bad about me. So when a friend her friends came around me, they saw a bad more than because the

good ship you see me do that. I take it to Jamaica and you can see his pictures, but the bad ship always stick out more. And Something'm saying, like I learned that to take with my new relationship, Like I don't wanna tell me me and my girl you'll never know but females. But females, I mean, that's that's that's what you do. And I'm saying, I know she got best friends. She's always gonna be like, yeah, we

went through this and it's not happened. But I could never go to my my female I mean my male friends and be like, Yo, this bitch is given. I can't. I can't because those conversations. But I can't. I can't. I can't. Man. It's like if I have a problem with you, it's got to it right there, right now, like we just talk. It's out the way because we don't have that many problems. So it's good. Like I don't need to go up yo, I need to drink YO stressed. I don't need to be in something like that.

If you do that, you don't need to be there. And I think I talk to know your friends, like you know the friend and some of them might be the wrong friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they see see And I would say I'm one of those friends like I like to say that I'm the um realistic friend, Like

I sit here and I'm one of those. Now that my friends know that some some of the guys, they just don't bring up to me at all anymore, even if they choose to keep working with that, because I'm just like, butt, you haven't told me about this nigga, because I'm the one you've been to when he does something wrong. So when you come back to me telling me you with him, I don't understand, man. And I'm one of those where it's just like you're doing this to yourself yea. And it's to the point where I

sometimes don't understand why they're going back. But if I sit back and look at myself, I think that that's why I genuinely don't talk to a lot of my friends about the guys that I keep in forever who I'm talking to. And I actually don't even introduce my guys to a lot of my friends just because for what I just said, like I don't want to sit here and paint that picture that they're this awful, awful

person even when they do funked up ship. Um, I just kind of don't want that picture painted because I know, at the end of the day, I'm probably still gonna keep working with them, right, like eight and fifty two times for you to girl, and you'd like, you'd be like going thirty three and you'd be like, oh, even when he does like the most outrageous when it's for me outrageous, like you can't suck my mama, But I'm still fucking nigga and my friends that are girls that

I know. I had a baby, Oh you say with a guy after having a baby. It was a very complicated situation already. But yeah, and I was like, of course you like, I'm done with the stick. And then I was like, why am I still even here? Let me tell you something about right now? Right and yeah, telling this is crazy or not. So my ex went away to Charlotte. He went to go see his son downtown South in Charlotte, and he took a girl with him, right, I want wait, wait, wait wait, he took a girl

to Charlotte to see his child, who's in Charlotte. Yeah, but the girl didn't see the child. They were just in a hotel. So now listen to this, right. So then I go to Miami with the guy. Right, so now we're done, like we're broken up whatever. I'm in Miami with the guy I'm posting we didn't post with another guy. He didn't post, but I did. So he feels like, you know, I humiliated him all this other stuff. Okay, cool, Now we finally decide we're gonna work on something, we're

gonna get back together, blah blah. But he already paid for a trip with another girl with his friends, lord, and he bringing everybody, bringing the girls a round. So he thinks that I'm supposed to just be like, okay, because I did what I did and he did what he did. He didn't know that we were going to be back together. He can't get his money back for the trip, so then it's gonna cost him. He needs to pay for your ticket now and a group trade, right,

it's a group paid. No, I don't work, you can't. You have to pay another all inclusive and everything. You can't change whatever he do if he need to pay for you. And since the friends are going, a little old girl can funk one of the boys. So, and this is y'all really try so he's basically like, he's like, we come back when I come back with Shorty from this trip, but we can work it out, Like basically like to tell me that because I embarrassed him so

much on it. You know, I have like seventy thousand followers and stuff like that, and everybody was calling him about what I was doing. That as a man, for his ego, he needs to do. Okay, So I will be one and I feel like we're taking off home, but I'll be honest with you. First off, I feel like, hey, you're probably dealing with a very insecure and immature man um but if you guys are currently back together, were

not so what? He's pretty much like, we'll get back together after I take this trip, though, thinks that when he comes back away right now. No, no, no, he's leaving with this girl time. And she's like, he's like, when I get back, not even when I get back from this trip with this bit like because here I did what I supposedly because I destrought. He's so distraught over what I did, full of ship that because it's already paid for, he didn't think we were even going

to speak again. No, I'll tell you right now if you're going into possible talking back to this man, you're already going into something that's toxic. So to me, like, that's kind of like if this is going to be the basis of your friendship and our relationship and starting over again, and he's saying, because you embarrassed me, now I'm gonna do this, that tip for ted and starting off on that foot is already the start of a very toxic relationship that probably shouldn't happen. So I think

it's another question. Can you, let's say, if something is starting off toxic, do you think that you can even outgrow that? Like you are working with somebody and it starts off, it's hard. It's so hard. I try to get back with my ex and she told me who she was when she was cheating and all that, and dude is different like that she said, like like I was. I'm like it's like we hear it, Like I'm over here like doing me Like yeah, yeah, I was over Here's what's called the whole time. So she came and

I was like, who what, what? What? What made you? You're crazy? Now? You mad? Mad? Why was that mad? But I'm mad because she's over here. I don't even know what the I still was. I still don't know who it was. Just like, I'm like, you knew who it was. You had to run into him, just him, there was another naked I'm just like you was out there doing this ship so you aluys undefeated. So girls are just supposed to wait while y'all hell know, I

learned that. I learned that earlier though, see I have experience. I learned that she like the just be doing this ship late think it's being the forties being kids, like running around like yeah yeah and then oh yeah, I just sucked this dick? What did you want to eating? The ask going crazy more than more? When back is this?

Because are you clearly your your boyfriend is sorry? Your it hell been on what other people will think where she's she's like, that's like friends like the cold to see if he could switch me on the ticket instead of her. No, he ain't called ship because you know that can't happen. And I was there. I made him calling front me. I'm I'm crazy, like I goes berserk. Niggas don't want to sun with me? You sound I made everybody outside you know it's fine. So I made

him cold, and she was like, Nope, you can't. You guys already paid your money. I'm sorry, you guys already paid your money. That's it. I'm like, all right, So you choose if you go on the trip by yourself and you lose the money that you did, or you'll never be able to speak to me again. So let's

see what he does in these five days. So if you if you'll be continue, you guys would have been together if he could have changed your name and his friends is like you bugging that bits just disrespected you want online? You bugging a lot of things. A lot of RELATIONSHP is involved, don't start, and a lot of relationships, you know, have turmoil because of the friends, because of

the friends. Like I've actually never had that personally happened because like I have very blunt, like logical friends, So like I don't I don't even have like toxic friends in my circle to even allow something like that. And I think you do have to be careful about what you tell. You have to do that with with your family as well. You can't tell everybody everything. I found myself. Here's my question that I wanted to ask you guys, do you pillow talk with your friends about your partners, Yes,

a little bit. And then do you tell your friends if the head is five the pussy goods in the bedroom In the bedroom, I thought, I'm talking about just friends. Do you tell them about the things that you do in the bedroom with your partner? I just said, no, No,

I don't know that. Yeah, I think that I actually had the last the guy that I was talking to before my boyfriend now he hit me the other day and he's like, and when I say friend, I use that very loosely, like associate, and um, he's like, she was sending me nudes and he's like, what did you tell her? And I was like, I didn't tell her anything because I didn't even like, I don't discuss that. And he's like, she tried to get it me, said she would clean my house but naked. I said, oh,

that's what I did. And I have not talked to this girl obviously in like months, but I was like, I knew it was something about this chick. I was like, it was something about her, and that's why. And again, so I'm never gonna share any type of like detailed information with you if I already like feel a way, Yeah, I'm not even I feel like with me, I try not.

So I'm into a lot of kinky ship and like especially a lot of the listeners no, and so I try to if it's a guy that I really really really like and we're getting to that point where we are open or maybe we do things, I definitely don't want to tell my friends that because like with me, so I don't need all of my friends to know if I'm hagging you. I don't need like my friends to know, like you know how kin you are because

I do. It's like I do get guys really, so I will say the niggas, I just be fucking I've been sharing the little the little dick videos. I'd be like the biggest um. But it's because I don't really, I don't really. It's not sitting because I will say I do fear that if I sit here and boast about how good my man or my partner's dick is to my friends and I'm friends with some house I feel like they may want to try to dig themselves. Um. And with social media, unfortunately, you can't keep people from

communicating anymore. It's not like what as long as he don't have the house number, like they can't ever talk like, no of my nigga. We're in the new generation where all you have to do a slide in the DM.

Everybody has access to everything, Snapchat, all that ship. So like to me, like, yeah, I'm very particular with who I share details with with my friends, and now I know I can't ever post any of my boyfriends because I posted the goddamn picture of a nigga who I mentioned on this show many times, but posted his picture recently as an m c M on my Instagram, and everyone under the comments was like, oh, he likes to be paid, Oh he likes to do this, he does it.

I never paid. He not one of them niggas I've done that with down. You can't ever post, girl, I know I can never post mind you like teammates was hitting me up like oh you still working with that nigga, and then like my mom hit me up like I shouldn't have to find out this way. I was like, y'all, oh, because y'all, I'm mostly private with who I choose to give my time to. So I was like, oh, never posted, or you gotta put like an emoji over there face.

But that now it's like you can still see something. You gotta be careful screenshots. I got tattoos all my niggas, That's what I said. I was like, you can see some hands, like, but I discussed. I discussed all that with my friends. I don't know our relationship with difference like details and stuff everything. You you have those conversations with your friends and do they I mean, but you

probably are you doing anything? You're not even swallowing that girl shared yeah, but like the kinkiest thing you've done, and your friends was like, girl, you did what kinkier thing I've done? I don't know, maybe like sucks suck the tet white suck the one the tet, the little space right between THEO and but THEE, that's that's like a little bit. It's like a little baby cat if you want to called the is like the slang, but the actual thing is the tech. She said that we

have so many words. This is the bronx word. That's b x Webster dictionary. So I want to go ahead. I'm gonna read our homemail. So every week, as you guys know, we have homemail sent into us. If you guys want to go ahead and send us a homemail. All you have to do is email us at Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. So this week's homemail says, my boyfriend is jealous of my vibrator. Hey, ladies, head, they know who you are too. What day what they're

saying about me? Backwards backwards? Sucking dick from the back? Can I ask you? I always wanted. I don't know if I've asked the straight maail this. So I do like my neiggs to be like on all fours or whatever, and I like to suck they like, I like to bring their dick from the front to the back and suck it because I like to lick their ass then go from the ass to the gooch to the head back up. So I'm not gonna like that. I'm not gonna like it. I would do that, Okay, I think

I don't think that money. Maybe not on all fours. But but why have you ever had your your dick suck from the back? I never had my dick sucked from the back. But when I was in high school, girl this girl lick my ass and I was like, oh, I was like, oh, ship, Like, but you was in high school, you wasn't He was I'm good, like no tent no, no, I know that that's experienced it. When I was sucking, seventeen went down and lick my ass. I like it, she did, but I was she was

probably like and I was seventeen. Okay, that's not too bad, but she probably she licked straight to my ass and no pull. So this dick is literally like sticking out like from the back, and then you're going so okay, so real quick, So I put the gun off fours or he could be standing up, because I'd be dealing with guys that are tall enough to wear. Basically, I can said they dick standing up, So basically they get

on hard. Are you crouched down? That? So I just spread my legs up and girl, I'm only one, so actually funny, okay, but no, So the dick is hard basically damn, I'm trying to like do a diagram. But so I pulled a dick to the back as to my face. Yeah, the asses in my face. And so the dick is hard sticking up, and so I pulled the dick to the back, so it's really only like half of the dick because I know all the dick ain't gonna come back, and so the balls are right there,

the asses right there. So i look from the ass down to the balls, and then I'm sucking the dick from the back, and then I go back up and then sometimes I'll bring it back forward, keep looking the ass, and then just give him a hand job while he's back in the front. Okay, that's that's the goal. Um, so we're gonna get back to the whole meal because I don't be using vibrators like that. But um, this

is a first time writer, longtime listener. I love the show and I recently got my boyfriend to start listening. He has been trying to make me squirt for a while now, to no success. He pleasures me and we have great sexual chemistry, but I'm just not a squirter. Apparently, that's until I had a nice session with my vibrator, and I've since squirted for the first time. I told my man about this, and he got He's been trying extra hard and tossing new tricks in there to please

me ever since he found out. And he is no competition. I think this hit an ego and his confidence a little. How do I let him know he's still my number one sincerely, my boyfriend is jealous of my vibrates. I'm like, I get that. I would be jealous soon you like me. That's like my man, me fucking my man and he and he come and he didn't. He can't get back up, but then he goes to the sex store and buys that fake pussy and then get right back up. I

don't be like, break that ship. Your advocating breaking. Check it out, check check it out. Come home, I'm coming. I come home. I come home, come home, come home. I'm horny. Look example, I'll come on horning. Look last horny. I want the fun. That's how you do that? How do it? So let me see before you want. This is the flag. Don't shot moming me eat your ash like over right now, like y'all stop me either, just

say fresh out large following from New York. But y'all are so New York crazing our listeners from elsewhere gonna be like, yo, this ship was mad New York. Bo I come home. I'm holding that ship right and she started without time. You feel me, you dag check this out boom So all right, I'm I'm on the elevator ship right and I'm coming up to elevator. I get off the elevator. Boom, open the door, slammed that ship. Man, you put my dick out your mock. I'm ready to fun.

Was bood? She like y'all already came like how like yeah, I used the bullet. I'm breaking that ship. I'm sucking breaking that ship. Can't I'm breaking that ship. Shod that. This is because I was gonna start without me. I just gonna come, I do. I texted, could wait, I'm baking that? Where shot that where? They got the window on the first take the photo ain't yo? So okay? So I get some name, get professional advice, please right now,

think Terry. I think some men would are probably intimidated by because, like you said, it's like you are using this tool to pleasure you, and it's like I am your man, especially, But I think the things do you wait? So you guys really don't want a woman to be having Don't you don't bigger than my dick? Bigging my dick? You have a bigger dick in the house than my

dick is the biggest dick in the house. I chopped that ship at the shop rather heard just pleasure herself with a toy, deal bullet if you like what if you like bullet? Can to do any more? Bus a little rabbit? And then you get no, no, no, no, no no no. I got the bullet is cool. The bullets around. I had the bullet, But do you put around it? You put put it around your penis? And then you know what I'm saying, Like, it's a little conquering that's for you. It's the thing that sticks up.

It's the shark, it's the dolphin. The dolphin is like a dolphin like a rabbit. Put it on and then like I think it's rings connected and the touches a bhole and it hits that click comes in and it's yeah, that's the conquer for both of you are talking about something that is simply for her to pleasure her, just just talking about like everything I don't talking about. Yeah, she had a bullet. You cannot know what what do you suggest her? So basically she's will to squirt with

this toy, but her boyfriend can't make her. I hate to be like he has to get first of all, squirting is also mental is well you know you cannot I mean some woman can't, but you can't really control, like how when when you squirt? So like she I think she needs to reassure him, like I am here for you, baby, I love you, I love your dick.

But you know, again, there are certain movements that like the rabbit or whatever it's gonna do, because she's also controlling it, whereas like the man, isn't it like he shouldn't feel a way though it's literally she ain't had nothing to do. Look, it was she had what was the King of the week? Right? It was? It was thunderstorm. He wasn't. It's at the mood and she was. He's like,

I will say. Something else that maybe she can consider is if this toy does make her squirt and it's something that he's been trying to do, maybe allow him in the room and maybe play with the toys so that he can experience you experiencing squirting, so now it right, or maybe maybe he could feel like he's doing something if maybe while you're playing with yourself and you're making this work with this toy and you're getting to the point where you're about to squirt, maybe you could be

performing oral sex on him and just engaging him to where maybe he feels like there's a part of him that's bringing this arousal to Like you said, it's definitely all mental like when I'm sported, which is I feel for the girls who haven't experienced yet. And Wheezy and I talked about this like it literally brought tears up my eye, maybe telling that I love him and I don't like it's crazy. It's one of the best experiences, but unfortunately it is something just like an orgasm, where

not everyone is going to feel the same. Sometimes you may not even know what's happening. And it was just a guy that who had done so much research. He knew what he was doing to make me feel that way. So his reassurance that it was that it was like clear and that he wanted me to do this. He was kind of knew exactly what I was doing. He knew mine. I didn't even know that I did it. And he was like, oh, bab if you just squired it, I'm like, nigga, you he just side of me inside

he peid inside of you. He thought, he pe yeah, he was doing he was doing it from the back. And then it was like and I didn't feel like it didn't feel like I was doing anything. It was like, it didn't feel like I was doing He was like, yo, you know, nig is be mad exact, I'm my first time ever. I still don't think I did it, but I'm just found her. I'm like, I'm like, um, I'm like what you mean? Was like just square that I smelled. I'm like, Nigga, you pay it inside of me? Was me?

He was so you ruining the mood? You don't know. I was the same way. I didn't. I. I was like, what that's like I was having an orgasm? Why I was happening? It just happened. Oh so yeah, some people have orgasm that I guess it happened, so you know, with you, whereas I didn't have an orgasm when it happened, it started squirt. I just started squirting, So you can hit a certain man. That's something that it just happened, like,

even though it's not hitting that spot. It just that makes sense because There'll be sometimes where I'm having sex and I'll feel the sheet and it'll be mad wet, and then and I know I didn't feel that orgasmic squirt, but I'm like like, oh yeah, exactly in my mouth, So how would how many times? How many times? Oh I've squirted? So I've had multiple men be able to make me squirt now, but it's all normally with fingers.

Do you know how to do it yourself? Hell no, I got little tea works arms, so my fingers don't go with it. Pussy, they don't really go um but no, yeah, and then it just don't work. I'll be having No, I just can't get coming with work. Um. But they have been guys that have kind of i would say, mastered the square like they knew apparently it's it feels like a walnut. It's actually a place in a woman's pussy. And these men specifically have known exactly what it's like

right there. So did you come into lift you curve? And then they knew to apply. These guys don't know how to do nothing. There's like literally you you got, you getting, you're getting, you're getting good Bronx a little dirty as boys, and they don't know what wait, okay, no Bronx player, I mean too, I still don't. I'd be like, oh, I'm going to Mount Vernon. My nigga is in New Rochelle the as the Bronx. Actually, no, he's right across the g W being jerky little island. No,

I'm not gonna lie. I did have one Bronx nigga, and of course his nickname was Felam based so there go, Oh my god, I have one to mine was to wait years. His was like no, but he was actually scammer bay. I think yeah, he was scammer bags. You have options from the Bronx. I was like where am I going? First? I was like, where am I? What

is that Yankee Stadium? Somebody that somebody said that they can um come while sucking their man's day, So that's probably they don't even that's a lot of mental I will say I get more wet giving head than receiving. I don't even like receiving head. So yeah, I know that's a shocker. I know, I know, but that is are you not getting it right? I've had good head.

I mean, I guess what you would. I think it's good head, like I've had the head that feels good and then she'd like that made me want to be like you just my ex experience, it's not literally like good you know, no, like I've had good head before and literally it's like okay, now sunk me, I really like penetration, so I'm just not here for and I'm like, do we even have an appetite off of head it? Then? Really?

So this is this is something too, And I know it veered away from the homemail a little bit, but this is why to me, vetting and communication with your partners is so important because like me, being with a man who may love to give head, it just may not work because it's like, I don't want you down to eat my pussy on that day, like and I don't. I also really like guys who can go round, like I had one guy. We went ten rounds in one night and it was amazing. But I've also like I

got things to know. First off, that was our plan for the night club. Yeah, to a sex club girl, I'll take you to a sex club. A sex club have sex clubs and queen is it like like a swinger So you can go there at the bottom is like a lounge and then in the top you could have sex in front of people in private rooms. You can have sex with people who are there. Look look at space, like, I will go there for the experience. I just I'm trying to watch. You can just go

there and watch. I've gone with a group of homegirls and um, I've gone three times. The first time, no, not really. The first time I went my home girl we got so drunk we won't do it again. We finished the whole bottle of Don Julio and blacked out multiple parts of the night. Yeah people, Well, actually so for me. I joined three couples, but that first time I didn't really get fun. I got sucked by a strap on by a woman, but I didn't really want

to take dick. Then the second time, I went with the guy who sucked me ten times, and one night we went together ten times. One I love, I actually did. I had him take a blue school about the one I was like a month before, and I was I felt like I was velvet like. Stopped taking it because once you come down off the high, you'd be depressed. Oh well, I didn't want to have a drug discussion. Just say no, guys, I don't I don't condone drugs. And it's marijuana. Just try one time and have sex

with ten hours. So it wasn't calm down, It wasn't drugs. We did finish tequila as well, um, and tequila was in the mix and then the third time I did go with my ns and I just watched, So there was no I didn't deal with anybody. Did you play with yourself? And no, I didn't chake off my clothing at all. It was just more so of me just being a bowyer experience. I mean, I can't. But I wasn't going to nothing said nothing was he wasn't feeling it um that night it was a much smaller crowd.

But wait, so you said the first time you went it was Halloween, girl, I just so, who are you? Who are you doing it with different people? Three different couples, So the I would like just lick on the titties of the women, like while their men were sucking them or making out with the girl just walking Hey, when when I get really drunk, I mean, bitch, if you're gonna be looking cities and sucking and looking, I just can't. So I just feel like it's her bees and all

of that. I mean that happens to um sperm, you know. I'm like, well, which we just learned about. You can get all types of s t I s in your eye. But I do want to say in terms of those clubs, condoms are everywhere ye. Also in that type of um kissing condoms. Sorry, um no, there's no kissing. I don't know about. Maybe it's something I've still like a dental damn. But but they in tongue and like the crevices and

but it's awfu. It's also a space where if you go to like the nicer ones, you can bring your results, like you're more than welcome to show sex results before you have sex with you partners. But honestly, those are things that you should be doing with your partners anyways, So not just to look at it like, oh my god, I'm in a sex club. Maybe they have s T I S. I feel like everyone should be asking their partners. Um, the only thing any on my partner, I can kill

him and find him. I can't kill and find club. I know where this niggah, I don't know this is own, she said, she's crazy. Well, guys, we're gonna go ahead and get out of here. Before we go out, let our listeners know where they can find you if they like your little Bronx voice or whatever. Where they can guys on Instagram. My name is Breeze Marie. Um, I don't know if you guys ever heard of Prato, but I do the Prato web series, so we are a

million in now guys. Yes, he's about to be on Prato too, and then you know we got the check that's going on on Facebook. I'm Tyler Burgos. I'm not on Twitter and that's it, okay, Yeah, I Mr the Commodore m R CEO and O O D O R E. Just follow Mr Commodore. You type in like c O M M you pop up because you got m R c O M M E. Just C M M you come up? You right, lovely co host? Where can they

find you? And what what you got going on? Um? Yes, you can find me on the Open Roads Show on all streaming platforms, and I was on their show, The Open Roads Show op R A H R O S E. So it's a combination of Oprah and Amber Rose. God, you know, a balance balance exactly. I like streaming platforms, Open Roads across all socials and again on one half and you can find me on Tierra j Underscore. H can you tell us where we can get our hair done?

Like I know I went to a New Girl, but yes, I can tell you what finding Okay, when you finish with me, he need, but I I can't a plug him. He ain't paying for the head. I can't pack the hairstyle. Like, but it's a whole long story. Okay, cool, we're gonna have it. We're gonna make it happy. And y'all, y'all know you can follow us everywhere. Um, we are on Instagram at Horrible Underscore Decisions. Make sure you tweet your

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