Ep1: Missing Condom

If I could think of anybody that does slutty your things in me, it's definitely you. And he's just saying that, guys. So this podcast is about sex and dating and all the weird, disgusting ship we do with people we meet on the internet. Mandy and I have known each other for quite some time, not always the greatest of friends, but for some reason we always find our way back to each other. And I think it's because the only thing we have in common is the nasty things that

we do. Apparently that's what she says. However, when we did meet, Um, I'll go ahead and give you guys a little backdrop on that. We were both virgins. Well, actually I think I was. I don't think she was. Um, we were about what fifteen, maybe fourteen fifteen? Send my mom to lay. Oh, I'm sorry anyways, Um, I'm not sure how Yeah, we were out fifteen and sixteen. However old we were. Um, we actually fought in a teen club on our boyfriend. I was dating him and that

was her ex. Um. However, we totally hated each other through my Space and aim and everything else. And UM, at that time, I was a bit ratchet and I told her if we ever see each other, we weren't going to have any words to the future. We ended up um hanging out. Um somehow we vibed quite a bit and became friends. And so that was ten years ago, and here we are today, both living in New York City. Um up here from Florida. Where to Florida girls? By the way, So, I guess, do you want to tell

our viewers a little bit about you? Because I know I'm popping. Everyone knows who the hell I am, but maybe no one knows who you are. So go ahead and tell people who you are. I wish you guys could see the eye roll. Um. Anyway, Um, I'm wheezy, I'm twenty five for another week. I'm black and Israeli. I'm an account exact for a telecommunications company. And when I'm not doing corporate ship, I'm just on tender being a little skank. Got all I have? Would you like

to tell your brief history? Brief? Okay, I'm gonna be brief. Um, Well, for anyone who knows me, I've dip and dabbled in a little bit of everything. UM. I started off. I guess I can say modeling. That's kind of cliche. At on a black man's magazine, I would go with that. Yes, Um, I did magazines at one point, long long, very long time ago. UM. And then what most people know before, I ran a very um popping sports blog controversial. It

was pretty controversial, controversial, sir seal whatever. Um. And that was core Pump dot Com did that for about four years, did media with the Orlando Magic, did some sp stuff and did some guys, a few of them, Um, are one of them on that TV behind you. That's the name of the sports. This is basketball. Um. And also I'm probably blocked by some of your favorite athletes for some of the things I posted. UM, maybe because you look, no, not that reason, um, one of them. What we'll talk

about that later anyways. Um, and fast forward to today, I am a twentysomething living in New York City, UM, going full time to school, and currently working at an investment bank. UM so I'm in the finance industry now much of a difference from my normal life I've anyway, So, just to give you guys some background of what you're gonna hear on this podcast, it's going to be kink of the Week, our sex stories, the horrible decision that we made, the lesson we learned, and of course some

vanilla ship our topic or something like that. UM. So to start you guys off, I picked a kink because I particularly like to watch it, and it's called Well, I'm gonna read you the definition. Le's see if you can guess. I feel like you're whole enough to know. I say, I think you should say the word and have people guess what the hell that is the type of sexual activity in which several men ejaculate on another person. Oh, it's several men. I thought it was one I want anyways.

Oh okay, So anyways, what this word is is it boukaki? And we'll go ahead, and I actually say when she said, hey, I'm going to do bukaki this week, I thought it had to deal with like men shitting. Oh my bad. I didn't know that. So I was like, buukoki, who the hell does that? Have you ever done? Have you ever had bokaki? Several men coming on my face? No? Wait, wait, it is several more than two. Several to me to

be more than two. But I still haven't had to come on, dude, I almost want to read the room. What you're thinking about it, what you're thinking about it. You're a fucking horror bro. No, no, no, no, no no, I have actually no, I'll do the cume shot. But I've never known mukoki is an Asian word. I think, um, yeah, I don't know. I don't know why I like to watch it. I feel like, come shots to the best part.

So when there's like seventies five people in the room and it's just in one seven minute video, I'm like, this is amazing. You know, it's just a good thing to watch. I really was going to say, you really know, you actually did well. My mom asked to be on the show after she heard what we were talking about. So let's not even talk about that. My mom is clearly why I am the way. I don't know. Um, yeah, I don't know. I like to watch it. I don't know what it is. You know, I like the submissive thing,

so maybe that's what it is. So if you go on porn hub dot com, if you type in is there an actual section on clearly recently instantly visited on my phone? Read bookhacky video like for sure? At least it isn't in like like for sure I've seen the video. Um anyway, I haven't had it happened to me. I don't know if I'm ballsy enough for it. Will you ever do book cocky? I don't. I don't know. There's something about more than one man in the room that makes me feel a little too slow, not in a

good way. It's it's ironic. But if you were interested, um in watching this on porn hub, I just looked it up. You can type in bookocki and following that comes up Japanese boukacki, lesbian bookocki teen boukoki. I don't know about lesbian bookaki is really bad. They all squired on each other and I feel like it's pissed squirting is not pissed. But we're going to say that for another topic, because clearly a story about where this out

and then she had out of a different hole. Also there's Boukaki compilation Bookoki gang Bang and Glory Hole BUUKACKI all out the glory whole one because that one's not real. They just get this like lotion and squirted out of the hole. And it's not the effect that I want when I watch it. You want the real effect, huh. I don't guess anyways, that is our kink of the week.

If you guys are interested in boo cockyng could you? Okay? So, guys, I I guess what We're gonna go into the horrible decisions and this is gonna be pretty much the topic of our conversation for the day. Um. I'd love to know if it's ever happened to you, guys. You guys are more than I really need to tell you the horrible decision I made last night when I went to yoga. I just got to get this out, Okay, So get

into the pre um discussion of the week. I guess she has something interesting horrible decisions to give you guys some background and go to the gym like six times a week only because I have nobody that wants to fuck me right now, so there's nothing else to do. And I have a lot of referral credits on class past, so I decide I've been lifting so much weights and like spin classing. I'm like, you know what, I need to get stretched out. That sounded that made me think

about sex. So I wanted to do yoga, and I found an aerial class, which is when you're like suspended in the air on this like cloth curtain thing. They did it on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I don't want that show. Well it's good, you should. I decided on my own that I was gone with. While she wears a Black Lives Matter T shirt, I think Real Housewives of Atlanta mats because I don't have cables. So anyway, I get to the studio and Chelsea right and I see like a group of like maybe eleven I'm gonna

go with eleven white girls coming out. Two were holding a Starbucks frappuccino. It was thirty degrees and they're just like laughing and giggling. I'm like, holy sh it, this is the yoga studio. So I get up to the eighth floor and it literally is a room filled of like white Ikea cabinets and candles. And that's what I knew I needed to get the funk out. So I go to the reception desk and she's like, I'm like, um,

I'm here for the seven o'clock of course. So anyway, I'm already not feeling it and I'm just a little bit too cynical. Does it's just me? He was just happy ship make you feel uncomfortable? Um no, because I'm a happy fucking person. Okay, Well, anyway, I was really uncomfortable with all the smiles and the candles. It felt like a fucking seance, dude. So I walk into the room that I'm going in the beginner's aerial class, and I just want to say that I don't mean this disrespectfully,

but I'm the smallest person in the room. Everybody was just on the thicker side. And then I realized her side, mind you, I'm over here. Clearly I'm the thick friend and she's a little you know boo. Anyway here, I mean how skinny I was in comparison everyone else. I'm like, I gotta last the whole time, bro, because those big girls,

you know, apparently she thinks she could outlast everybody. But so I get my ass on this curtain and just a little background, I've got vertigo, and immediately I sit it down and I'm like, I think I'm on a boat, and I'm like, shit, it's forty five minutes left. Excuse me, seventy five minutes. I didn't even what is seventy five minutes. I couldn't even figure out minutes seventy five minutes of being on a curtain. So I start, I lay back. She's like, oh, we're going to do a basic move.

Basic where you fall back and like hold and like restrain yourself and kind of just do I'm scared. I don't think I could do it. Bro It gave me. I had a good two seconds. Okay, everybody's flipped over. I'm not there yet. She's like, next thing, you know, I fucking bust my ass. All the big girls turn around, like do you need help, bitch? I can get myself off the floor. So now I'm embarrassed as hell, and I'm like, you know what, I'm fun this ship up. So comes on to the next move and the last

one that I had. It was called the Spider Man, and that's when I knew it got a little too acrobatic for me. I'll get on this damn curtain and she's like, take your legs, flip them up. What the hell is flipping your legs up? And go upside down? I'm upside down. All the blood is rushing into my face. Here.

I'm gonna give it about eight to ten seconds where I just felt the Indian food lunch coming up towards my chest and I'm like god, no, God, no, no, oh no. And I didn't have enough strength to flip myself out because you're upside down, and I fucking threw up yours. I mean literally upside down. It's like going passing my nose. Everybody's turning around is so fucking embarrassing. And then the only thing that the instructor says to

me is don't worry, Honnie, it's natural. Now I'm so freaking embarrassed that I want to have an excuse for this ship, so I just tell everybody I'm pregnant. Now half the room knows that I'm lying, and the other half is like, why the funk are you here? And I'm like, oh, I just thought yoga was good for

you know, the maternal Um. Okay, I gotta go. Anyway, that was a horrible decision I made, by the way, real quick, guys, I want you guys to take reference and heed to that story because she is probably the biggest compulsive liar that I know. So you should hear like how she told everyone I'm pregnant. God, she'll be the one where on the phone. Oh my god, Oh my god, I gotta go. This guy's falling, Like what bro an excuse to leave? She's so extra like her

eyes are are really really really good. Okay, anyways, okay, so we're gonna go to UM a horrible decision that I had last week, and it really wasn't my decision. I didn't decide to allow this to happen, but it did. Um. So before I guess what this episode is called is the missing condom? Um, it's not because we couldn't find it in our purse. So I um, so I was with one of my I don't want to say one

of my partners. That's weird. Well, clearly I'm single, so I'm not only um having intercourse with shut up did not meet. This is not someone from Tinder by the way, from Instagram, um and so UM. I decided to hang out with him last week. UM. We had a great time. He's a great conversationalist, which I really like. Anyways, UM, fast forward after or I guess, yeah, in the middle of us having sex. Um, he just sides, he comes okay, cool, he pulls out in the condom is not there, so listen, no,

none of that. So I'm totally like, what do you mean the condoms not on your dick? Mind you. I'm one of those people who are like, in the middle of the fucking I normally feel back there to make sure it's there. So he's like, I mean, it felt wet, but I thought you were just getting wetter, like it was just feeling good. Blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, okay, mind you, this is the first time this ever happened to him. This isn't the first time it's happened to me.

I guess my pussy is tight. I don't know what to say because the condom definitely fits dick, so that's normally the problem. Okay, So when a condom normally comes off a dick, it's normally you assume that wasn't his saz, but it actually it fit. It wasn't a gold rapper, which thank god, because gold rappers actually stink. I know girls like for guys to pull out gold rappers, they

absolutely stink. They make the taste after like the well, I definitely know the smell because I prefer condoms at all times, and I'm one of those that after a guy comes in one, I'll still go to suck them and it just takes the duck taste weird action that. Um yeah what so anyways, that's so horrible. So let me tell you. So at this point, we're just looking at each other because I'm like, we're looking on the bed.

We're like, where is um? And so mind you didn't know that it was in you because where else would it be. It wasn't on the bed, it wasn't on his dick. Oh I'm a fucking hole. Okay, I guess it's in there. So mind you, we're not even that close. This like, this is definitely the first is the first time me and him had sex. So I'm just like, oh great, this is this is awesome. Um. So we're literally talking and I'm like, okay, well we should probably get that out. So mind you, this is your first

to get it. I did. So my my legs are open like I'm having a baby, and he's pretty much with two or three fingers in there to feel good while wasting. What was happening. No, you could tell he was looking for something, and I was just like, he was like, well, I don't know what I'm feeling around. Clearly he had haven't done that before. I guess he didn't know what the inside of sticking your fingers like really high up in there. I don't know what the

funk it is. It's really like American pie. When he starts his stick in it, it feels just like there's like something else. Well, no, so I'm not gonna So he's six three, So we put our hands together because I was like, hey, I have nails, put my hand up next to his. He definitely had length on me. So I was like, okay, you should be able to get it. If anything, um And so I was like, well, when did you know it was gone? Like because you

were pumping kind of hard. Maybe you pushed it kind of high up in there, so he's feeling I was like, okay, let me fill up in there. Clearly I didn't know what I was feeling. Um, I was like, oh these are when you found out you couldn't find it, when I found out I couldn't find it. We just kind of laid there, talked again, and then I was like, well, does your get get does your dick get back hard? I mean, I'm kind of curious if I can get it back up, I'd like to go again. I can'tfully

sucked again with a condom stuck in your pussy. Bro. I figured if it wasn't coming out, it wasn't coming out, So I wasn't done. I didn't come yet. So I was just like, okay, oh my god, this is We're gonna get you backed up. And then I was just like suck it. Like at this point, comforting your clip. I didn't think of that. I hadn't gotten penetration, didn't think of it, didn't I mean, I hadn't gotten penetration in a while, and I that's what I wanted. Nine

days off at least two weeks. I would say I haven't had penetration in a long time. It's been two weeks since I've been fucked. Well, what is the longside girl, Dude, I didn't have sex for three months. Don't let me months and that was hell. I didn't had a problem. I game. Wait. My mom wouldn't even answer the phone anymore. She's like, I can'ly went like like if anyone knows me, I was Misserbing. I lived in Singapore for six months. For the people who don't know, try living in an

Asian country. There was all of playing basketball and oh my god, and they were so lame. I met them all clearly, and my friends ended up sucking them. But I was not interested in them, Like I gave it up. Dude, I would have taken a little bit. You know. I ended up actually meeting a director at ted Marriage. Right. Of course, you know what, before we tell you how Amanda got the condoval, I'm going to have to uh,

we're gonna have to hold that. Well yeah, well this is this is this is to make this more of like a group setting. Um, I guess I should. You've had a condom stuck in you before, right, multiple times? I'm sure, so the most recent time was literally within the last few months. Um. So it's a guy that I sleep with fairly regularly. We go to this nice restaurant.

We're having this amazing night. Now, let me just say the restaurant was super close to his house, so it was like immediately after we had dinner, we were ready to go have sex. So we have this five course meal. I'm only telling you that because it will definitely be relative in a few seconds. So we have this five course meal. It's amazing. We go one block into his apartment. He lays me down, like throws me on the couch, and he's kind of already awkward, and he's really not

dombing me up like I want too, but whatever. So he looks at me and he's like, you know, I want you to go in the shower. I'm like, okay, because I really want to lick your asshole. So I'm trying not to laugh, and I'm just like, okay, this is gonna happen. Taking taking a quick shower, I jump in there, um come out. And I guess he had just finished watching fifty Shades of Gray, because this mother quest did nothing for me. That movie was kind of maybe because I don't watch white porn. I don't know

that could be it. I don't know. Well, he comes in the shower in the bathroom with a blindfold. I don't think I'm still soaking wet. Okay, He's like, I'm gonna put this on you and then you can go to the bedroom. I'm like, how am I going to find it? Bro, I'm not I'm not in my house, so you're better than me. I actually real quick, I will not let a guy blindfold me ever. Again, Why did he actually only put it in your ass? No, he accidentally quote unquote decided just not to put on

a condom. And I'm very kind of okay, are you kidding me? Oh? I about how to I was like, yeah, I'm not gonna do well, you can feel for it after that, and if that's what, well, I'm really into it. So like I was totally going with the blindfold thing. He leads me to the bedroom and he tells me to get on my knees. Um, I get on my knees. And here's where the five course meal comes into play. He decides that he wants to deep throat and throat

fuck me. And you know, normally when this happens, like you know, you're out drink, like you know, you're kind of waiting maybe an hour or two before you have this rough ass sex. No, I just had s car got and that's s car go okay for you guys, magnant. I was full. I just I feel like I have to take my finger and do it because it just you can't. Can you not stick your finger down your throat the second dick goes in. It's just not even like a hot gag. Right, So house laughing all over

my ship and I'm like, dude, it's not working. He's like, no, I know it works. I know it works. I'm like, bro, I had to lift the blindfold up and looked down when the fucker and I say, it's not cutting it. So fine, we skipped to it. We get on the bed, we started having sex, or we were about to start having sex, excuse me. And he realized I didn't have a condom. I was like, oh, I think I have one in my bag. Now. Of course she has one in her back, because why would I make a horrible

decision and not bring a condom. I mean, my condoms are my drawer, but go ahead. So I had one of my purse because the guy that I was fucking um requires the Magnum XL that was in my purse. Now the dude that I was with down much anyway. So this is the only condom I hat and we were both really horny. So he puts it on. So we're having sex and it's subpar um and oh I remember this guy. Suddenly I can feel like his dick, like the skin and I and I know, I'm sorry,

I'm blindfold sick. So I take it off and he's like no, and I'm like yes, I'm like, listen, I need to look. So I looked down there and all I see is pink and no more latex, and I'm like, holy sh it, is is it really pink? Like the dog? Do you not watch porn? Not white guys. I'm like, listen, the condom stock, I need you to get it out. He's like okay, I'll be right back, and I'm like what is he going to go get a pair of tongues? Like?

So he comes back in the room and he has his iPhone in his hand and suddenly he puts the flashlight on and it's like, bro, what are you doing? It's like, I mean you want me to go to look for Like how am I supposed to look? What are you in? A deep dark abyss? You know? What I'm saying, like, why is the flashlight out? Put your hand in there and feel for it. Damn, the light could have out, bro, it could It's well maybe not,

you're right anyway. So he ends up getting it out and he's holding it and he's like, so are you okay? I'm like yeah, and then he's like, say, do you have another one? And I'm like no, And then he's looking at the condom and I looked back and he was gonna try to put it back on. Said, bro, they have Postmates in New York, and I really hope that you can push that button because it ain't no fucking way you're sucking me with a condom that was up in my artery. Left and well, at least he

got it out besides me, Thank god, we're friends. Um, we decided to go to the guy know today about how it happened. Mandy literally screenshots me Google searches of condom stuck, condom stuck, two days, condom stuck. No, I'm not gonna lie. I was totally googling this thing because while I've had a condom stuck in my pusson before, it's like just you know, it's kind of fell out, but by this point it was like day two, it was already Saturday, and I kind of want to dick again.

So I was just like, I'm just mad. What's the reason you need? I was kind of like, fun, I can't funk with a condom in me, bro. I just want to say thank you for not asking me to do it, because I know that you know I swing both ways. And I felt like you were going to be like, you know what, just get this ship out. What do you think? What you think I would have asked you to stick your hand up my possess. I really thought you were gonna ask me. I'm a little

insulted you didn't. But also, well, I think we've come to the conclusion that we're not each other's type. So let's go like just real quick. I am thick as hell, and I like think bitches. This bitch of skinny and like skinny bitches, so clearly we'll just never very skinny skinny enough to float near. Yeah. No, I like stallion bitches. Most of them are strippers, whatever you want to call them. I like video vixen. I like to look the same when you throw them in the water. Um mine do girl,

And lace front gluey lifting up. I don't know. I've never slept with a girl with a lace front while we were they were lace fronts. Now, I'm not gonna lie, but when we know because when I was doing them, they did not have so she didn't have the wig on in the moment. The lace fronts are popular now. And then the one girl who i'd be likeing this mash, she ain't. She don't wear lace fronts. Good for you,

and she did just have at last. I'm lying, oh shit, I don't get to the guy no, and um, of course she tells the guy know before she even comes to see me. Hey, we're here because my friend has a condiment or proceeds like you say, they needed to get it out. She was looking at me like I had a problem visit. She's like, so, why are you here today? I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gonna do some testing just because I'm in the room. But let me just say I'm not the one who made a

horrible decision last night. There's a woman outside who will need you to take something out. She's like, oh boy, really, and so Mandy comes out. I've been waiting for like ten minutes after I've like piste in the cup and gotten swapped. Because you know, I'm a good friend, so why not do it too. She comes out with this huge smile on my face, I mean on her face, and I was like, yes, she found it. Apparently she found it. There is some little I forgot how she

described it. There's um some type of I don't want to say, a tunnel. I don't know, but there's a little secret passageway and apparently um. I ended up getting my yearly um at the same time. So I got my little pap, I got all my tests and all that good stuff. Because a dirty, freaky clean bitch, and so I wanted to make sure everything was cool, especially because I am pro condom and this clearly was condomless. At one point. You used a condom for what a

whole seventies two hours. Good for you. So a lesson to be learned is make sure that when you're fucking you have a dude that is wearing a condom that fits great. I'm telling you, I mean, I don't know what to tell you, guys. Um, I just have a tight pussy, I assume. And there's sometimes to throw the compliments bro, there's nothing. I mean, it fit him, bro, like it wasn't a pussy was so tight it's snatched

the condoms. Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. Hello, give me that wish I had like a sound bite because that google is she didn't click on and play it right now the I rol the iro sell anyways, Um, I would say for the most part, this is something that I do often, especially if they're hitting from the back. I've had guys like sneak the condom off, which is awful. Um, but just put your hand back there, act like you're trying to tickle the balls or rub the shob shaft

of the dick or something. Put it back down and you know, just make sure you feel plastic. Dude, there's nothing worse than pissing a condom out. Can I just tell you. I was literally on the phone my home girl shout out to dub and I'm on the phone with her and I'm taking a piss and suddenly it gets warm. I looked down and I said, dude, I need to face time you because I know you won't believe this ship I did not know. Well, yeah, it happened to my friend as well. Oh, your friends, his friend,

a condom stuck everybody. I think it's it definitely happens. This makes me a lot of well, no, it definitely happens us a lot of like if you didn't know you had a condom in you and then you end up suing somebody else and then your muscles are all relaxed, so it just slides out and then he's like, oh is that mine? That's really bad. That's what you didn't

want to happen. That's why we Well, when you find all the co paps and more dick you have, I don't have a cope because, uh well, let's slide into the vanilla ship of the week. Did you do your Did you do your job? Me? Um, sorry, I have a real job where I have to do work all fucking day. So no. So I know you had something

that you wanted to bring up. I did. So this is the part of the show where we just wanted to talk about something a little less nasty, a little bit of vanilla ship and kind of like current event ish. So something in the news that I'm really interested in is Joe Biden his daughter in law. So Joe Biden's son passed away, I think a year or two ago. Do this slow, because this is definitely like a family tree diagram that I have to put together to so that we can understand exactly how sick this may or

may not be. So Okay, So Joe Biden's son passed away, Okay, and he's got two to three kids. The daughter in law um has now started dating the other brother. Okay, so let me let me break that down. So the daughter in law so is the dead son's ex wife? Yes? Okay, So the widow of the of the dead son is now dating the brother. Yes, the other brother, not the alive one. Oh god, that was sucked up. Oh so she's dating brothers, one of them I dead. So that's

what I'm saying. It's okay, So it's fucked up, but it's like, so this is what I say, and I'm this is probably actually very terrible because I'm not gonna lie. I've my ex boyfriend, like Mills, you remember him, my ex boyfriends. So my ex boyfriend. I met him because I was talking to his stepbrother first both dude, what the what I was young? Does that is that an excuse? Have you brothers? Since that? I have to think about

have you. No, I don't think I have though. Okay, So this is what I have to say about that. To me, say you meet somebody and you don't know their friends, right if you're done sucking with him? To me, someone should not be off limit. You know. Well, let's just talk about this woman who's dating his brother, who she definitely knew, and whose kids know him as uncle. I think I'm I'm I'm more curious as to what the other family members say because I'm not gonna lie.

So when I did this with my ex or whatever, his brothers were so confused at one point and did not want to even acknowledge me. And then after we were together for almost a freaking year, I was like the sister in law, so then they became cool with it. It was like whatever, you know, the stepbrother was the stepbrothers, I think, same same dad, different moms or something like that, and who cares about dad's like I know, but I mean, I definitely like my ex clearly more. I think this

is sucked up. I'm sorry. There's a lot of fishing to see, and I understand your kids might love their uncle, but like fucking weird. Okay, in this sense, I mean, is it weird because he's dead? Like, yeah, oh my god. Do you remember that movie with Natalie Portman when the guy went off to the army and they thought he was dead and she was sucking a brother and he came back and he was alive. I do remember that. See,

this is weird, dude. I mean, what the fuck You've been my uncle this whole time and now you're sucking my mom. I think it happens a lot more than we think. I mean, that's weird. Is in the Midwest, Well, I'm from Florida, Dude, he is the black President's VP. They should not be doing this white of white people ship. This is weird. Oh he's too he's too down with with with us to be a part of that. You don't think people the type of seeing the memes. Dude's cool and the fist pump at all. But I mean,

this really isn't a color thing. I don't think. I don't think you could turn this into white people ship. This is not WPS. Not WPS you like to say, Um, I think you haven't with anyone. I don't know. I mean it is fucked up because he's dead. So it's like, do you think they were sucking before he died. That's the that's the question in my opinion. I'm reading this two children with the late bo Biden is now in relationship with Hunters, separated from his wife. He's still married.

Oh that's kind of bad, Okay. I think they were definitely having some tiles. They definitely had a funked up affair while the brother was alive. I'm going to be assuming. Wow, Hunter Biden, who is the brother that she's now dating. Hallie and I are incredibly lucky to have found the love and suphore we have for each other in such a difficult time, and that's been obvious to the people who love us most. We've been so lucky to have friends and family have supported us every step of the

way into the bedroom. Um, I've added that parton gross bro. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they had like some type of swinger thing going on. I don't want to do this cause I feel like it's really rude, But I just want to google two pictures of them and see who's the hotter one, because so you should. Who's hot? Or is Hunter hotter than the one who passed r I

p umdud. I know I'm out here, like something happens, you know what I'm saying, or you're just really really clumsy, and I probably will go with the ladder actually a fad him. By the way, guys, Um Wheezy has gone from dating street thugs to corporate white men just so you guys know, So she only dates white men now. So if you guys need the opinion on who's hot um with the pink dick, that would be Wheezy. On the other hand, I'm too thick for white guys to

come to me. Anytime a white guy approaches me, their first thing out of their mouth is guys, huh, and then it just really doesn't get any further from that because then I'm like super turned off, Like is your ego, you know, not big enough to work with a big but I don't know. So now this is let me see, let me see, let me see Hunter Hunter. I don't think I've ever talked to a hunter in my life, and I have just about every that's the dead one.

Could I see you, guys, if you're interested, google Hunter Biden and Who's I don't want to say and bo Biden um, and I would love to know which one you guys think is hotter than the next. Um, he's younger. If he's younger, because you know I like him young. I bet you that's damning up, dub. That's what it is. You had to just say, you guys, maybe than you want to help me with you. It's the young thing. I don't know if you guys realize it. Um, so I will say. So, I'm twenty six. I'll be twenty

seven at the end of the year. Um, but I like them young, and I think I'm the only one of my friends. So all my friends are dating like older guys, dealing with the same ship that I deal with younger guys. I can't do the young guys. I think it's because I like to be dominated, and I think that I just and I'm on the other end of the spectrum. I like to teach and do a lot dominating. But how are you gonna put me on a leash in your you'd be surprised. Oh god, only

five girl, I'll go down to light twenty bit. You can get a beer. Bro, what, Oh my god? And so Crystal does that all the time. Crystal is my roommate, by the way, So Crystal will be like bro you guys can't even go to a bar, and I'll be like, bitch, we got a bar in the house, what so? And everywhere?

Doesn't I d So it doesn't matter. Okay, just tell me when you fuck young guys, does it turn out that like you end up having to pay for things for the dick, Like you have to like excuse me, like you know, you're like getting the drinks and you're like, you know, getting the condoms and getting the ubs more. No, no, because they have jopped what they have? What don't do that? Well? Clearly, I still, um they maybe they might be on that TV behind your shoes. I was about to say, I

think honestly, Um, yeah, they're like millionaires. Leave me alone. Um or thousand yars, it doesn't matter. They have money. Okay, funk off, funk off. I'm gonna be taken to a nice dinner, five course meal before I'm throat bucked. Okay, even even even the missing condom story, like bro um, no problem, he was like, I got your fifty dollars for the plan. B that's so sweet. What there's a lot of guys that probably wouldn't have even offered that fuck off. So let me just say it. Many is

like pressed. She's coming to my place and she's like, God, I gotta pick up this Plan B. I gotta pick up this Plan B. So I'm like, don't worry, I'll grab it. Stupid me goes to my local Dwyane Read, which is literally underneath my building. I walk in to get the Plan B. She rings it up. The woman's like, there'll be eight, and then I said fifty nine dollars. I remember when it was thirty nine ninety nine, and

everybody turns around. I live in midtown Manhattan, and all of these white people are in a line, like get this ratchet bit out of the store. Luckily there was a coupon code. I pulled it up. It took like two minutes for me to pull up the Plan B coupon and uh yeah, pretty embarrassing. I hope you're happy, hope you're not pregnant. I don't have to push it downstairs. Can we not talk like that? That's terrible. Anyways, we're gonna go ahead, and this is our first episode of

Horrible Decisions. I do want to let you guys know we will be interviewing and having special guests from time to time. Um she's going to be inviting guys she sucked one of mine, may come who knows. Um, you're not gonna bring the guy you picked. I haven't picked him yet. Anyways, we're not going to talk about that here, she goes, we're not gonna talk about that this episode. Um, but yeah, we're gonna be having cool guests in here,

people with weird fetishes. Um. And if you're in New York City and want to be a guest, UM, you're more than welcome to come on anonymous, or we can let everyone know how horrible you are. Um, you're more than welcome to go ahead, and yeah, hit either of us up. I By the way, if you guys want to keep in touch with me, follow me, d M me. You can reach me on Twitter or Instagram at full Court pumps and where can they find your horrible us? Mine is a wheezy w TF. I do not live

Little Wayne anymore. I'm just asthmatic. I want to end this episode by I just feel like there's always so much tension between you and I because I really don't like you. But I would like us to say something nice to each other. Okay, something nice to each other. So I definitely think you should go first on this because I need to think over here. Okay, I just want to tell you that I love your hairstyles since

you stole it from me. I think it looks really pretty on you today and it brings out the eyelashes that you think for alright, and something nice about you. Um. I enjoy how smart you are for taking these six tracks out of your head tonight, because I think it's definitely time to be taken out. So although you're making me do it, I am very happy that you decided to take me out of your head. So I'm more than welcome to help you on that. Tonight, I go

to the gym Alan and they get sweat it out. Bitch, don't be a hater. Damn any days don't know. I got we Oh okay, okay, thanks for listening and we will catch you in two weeks. By bye,