All right, sucking. Hey, we're horrible decisions and Mandy always wants to lead and stuff, and I guess y'all be like, wheezy, you should try it sometime. Well, this is what you're gonna get. I'm very unenthused. And he's only half black. This is really really trash. Um we like, I don't know, like a rewind DJ rewind? Now? Was that a dog? I hate? I don't know. I tried to do like the little rewind that I've been putting in the beginning of the episode. You didn't try to do anything. I did.
Try to. Have been a long day for me, okay, I had I had class, two classes and work today and now we're recording for two hours and we have a late guest already. So it's just like my head is just fucking pounding. Well, let me entertain you a by my mom p. Well wait, can we let people know if you if they listen to them. See, you did an awful job with this introduction ship. They collicked on the link that told means ship guys easy. I don't bark, she does, and I'm Mandy And this is
another of horrible decisions with a late ass guest. As always because you know, so I guess you have black? What are you You're not? Are you have black? He's Puerto Rican and Italian. That's enough nick to me. Not Puerto Ricans are black, bro, Yeah they are. Can we get your black ass on the micro? Black? No. We had a guess, um, not a guest, but a listener right my um Twitter today and she was like, UM,
this guy Alex wait, he sounds fine as fun. I'm gonna need to know what he looks just about, you know, until you said you were an actual policeman. Um. I was asking Mandy like damn, he kind of cup blah blah. And then she's like he's a cop and I was like, well that goes. I dried it right up. What do you mean? What's wrong with that? Do you know what I do on the weekends. I think I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what pants you had all last time we were recording, but they hit you very you know what it was you had like a college but it was like hot. I think it has a very hot look. I mean you're with the hoodie tonight that'll work too, But don't get too flattered. Just come after work next time, I told you, we need to see you in uniform, so I like a man in uniform. You guys this month for horrible Decisions. We are trying to feature all
couples right and celebrate love. But then Mandy and I were talking last night and I was like, what about people that aren't in love? What about people that are just in love with being horrible? And then I thought it the most horrible person I knew, and it was Anthony, like a pussy So so I'm not gonna lie. I've heard some pretty interesting things about you. Um it was literally I don't know. I guess y'all went out and had a hell of a fucking night and you were
telling her all these stories. She was like, I got a new guest, bro, Bro, I got him, Bro, it's gonna be fucking awesome, like and she like got really high. I don't know if maybe you talk like this, but she got into this really hype. Bro. He is literally the person that makes me feel like my body physically drained. Like he tries to hang out with me, like we go to the gym together, right, and so he's like, oh, let's grab dinner after, and I'd be scared to say yes,
because I know what's gonna happen all night. My mom went to Anthony's birthday party after the next game and threw up in a cup. After she threw up, looks up and goes, oh my god, honey, I love him. Anthony is fabulous. After he's got her up in v I p holding his greg Goose bottle. It was just it's just bad. Anthony just makes you and he's trying. I think my mom wants to she wants me to fuck him. And if I call my god, well, we can talk about the three of us well, or you
could do what is it that Pete said? Maybe you and your mom can suck him together? Push All right, So Anthony, we're just gonna start this off with a bang. I have some have you ever questions for you? Um. I feel like a lot of these you probably would have already done. I don't know, Um, what is the number of most people if you've ever sucking orgy the same room? Two? About you, guys and girls? I guess, so how many were in the room or how many
many people are in the room? Uh? And what about you, wheezy? I think we should all answer this question. I'm mixed three room. You always be remembering. That's why I'm like, I remember you were time and you just thought I did. Oh, never mind, So what's the number? Though? I was thinking it was Miami, but it was another city when we was in a casino. We was in a casino and the dude for us, oh ship Detroit. That was kind of wait you was while that weekend. I just wanted
to get paid. Okay, So okay, what is the most the number of girls you fucked, like within the same day, and if you have how many hours passed between three girls in the same Not too bad, You've done at least two and twenty four hours. No like in a three comes one without a shower. Times, I don't have a time. Me and he were chilling in his apartment last weekend. He was like, come here real quick. I'm like, I'm not gonna suck you, Anthony. He's like, no, let
me just show your panties. You know what You're probably no, you're probably one of those people that you have to just walk into your house and not think about anything you do, because I probably would be scared to sit on your couch. One person very clean, I lay sheets down, I lay in that catch, Anthony, have you ever had a girl ship on your dick? Uh? Not intentionally but
for mentally? Yeah, you too. No, what do you mean she has never come out of your ass during ant I've only had anial like twice and no ship ever came out. Because I was like really ready to have it. But like if you're like to get your ass bucked whenever, and it's like part of my normal repertoire, I'm I'm gonna try and put it in. So I you didn't prepare that, you know how much came out what I said, Like girls, I don't tell the girls it's gonna happen.
I'm just gonna try it, and a lot of them will do it and they hadn't prepared for the day. And like you don't want to know, of course, how do you's a that's I prepare? Now, wait, you have to share, you're so me. You have to share how you I mean you put it THEMB in first? Of course, you see if she's open to that, and she's open to that, and then you have it like you're probably on the side of her and you're like putting it in and out and then you're kind of putting it
towards the ascid. She's no, no, No'm like, baby, it's okay, I wasn't ready. I have one more that it's I feel like he is always basically the theme of our shot. We we've actually haven't talked about pissed a while. I'm very proud of up until now. But we're gonna go ahead and introduce piss once again. Have you pete on and been pete on? Which one? Both? So? I appearing on the shower just as a matter of fact, we're in the shower. But does she know you're peing? Wait?
Without you can't be pissing know I do that? It's like this mark your territory. It's like a joke thing, got a joke. No, didn't you get in the shower when you pissed on somebody? It's actually, first off, he was laying down on the shower. This was all pre talked about. He wanted to be piste on, so it was okay. I don't know how I would feel if I'm in a warm shower with a man and I
feel warmer stream over that dude. The last time I got on the shower and he was like, now I owe ne I was like, and I looked and I saw the I was pissed, but seeing you were mad, right, I just watched I like watching a tap dancer on the shower, like, wait, have you ever pee on dry land? No? Because then you got to clean it up? It's to me, it's just I mean then you yeah, I've never peet
on dry land either. It's really you said you've been peed on, but in dry land in a shower, because in a shot in the shower golden shower showers, Yes, it's a golden shower. Was gonna be like, and I guess that day. We're not laying fucking a whole all right, are we talking plastic? Wait? You had a golden shower like all in the shower, right, but not like my I feel like the ship you did how he wanted in his mouth and ship, I feel like he didn't
really want it in his mouth. He wanted, but he said he wanted to drink it out of wanted when I squirt, he wanted to mix that with sirok and drink that my piss. He just wanted right here so that it kind of shot up to his face like with sprinkles. I did get squirt it on, So I guess that counts, right. I mean, I just wanted to cover my face with something. Oh, I just like because they're paying us, right, Sorry? All right? Um, So for today,
our kink of the week is come swapping. I feel like it's really really basic, but I do want to say I always thought come swapping was just like two girls after a blow job. Apparently it's the act of two or more people doing anything. And so we think we've talked about snowballing, which I've talked about snowballing, which is when a guy um ejaculates into a girl's mouth and then they kiss. But come swapping is a different thing.
What wait, how does it difference? Apparently it's the act of like literally not just kissing, but like exchanging it back and forth, making it like why am I doing this light hand like like like like a volley, like a ping pong of come so like when you pull gum out of your mouth like that kind of like it has to be exchanged back and forth, regardless of ginger, regarding regardless of whose coming is or how many people are involved in the come swap. If the premous conditions
are met, it's considered. Well, actually, Anthony is frowning his face like he ain't about this life unacceptable. Hold on, that's unacceptable, But blowing coke in a girl, that's is just fine. Excuse me, alright, swap too far? Have you ever done a snowball with a girl? No? I mean, look, I've came in a mouth and I gotta make sure it's all down and in and then I'll kiss sort of like I'm the later five minute What if it's
like a little on your mouth? Just a lie. If a guy comes in my mouth and there's anything left over, he needs to lick it off, or like I'm just gonna ladies. By the way, that Alex said we were talking about is like he looked like he's like what I think? It's like you had a muscle. I mean, it's not fair that guys can basically finger a girl's pussy and just stick them fingers right in her mouth. Look see what I'm talking about. But what you are after your finger? Girl? What do you say when you
fingerl two words? Fingerbang? You think I just think fingerbang, finger blast? So why is that okay? But yeah a guy, y'all, So y'all never taste your own comes. Ever, like I like to know what I taste, like, what I smell like, Like y'all don't ever maybe drink just to be like the pineapple got to do the job. I hope it worn't this. You're like, hope the sodium got lower in my sperm count? What did it? Dude? I had one
one time that was so salty. I'm not a spinner, but this one was like, listen, you know what you do. You just like spit it back out and make it like a sexy thing and like jerk it off with their hands. They have no idea that, oh, when you're still on the dick. Yeah. Oh, but this was like, I mean, this one was like like I ran straight to the bathroom and acted like I was about the wipe and now that ship went right into the motherfucker's saint. You need some, I said the other day, like I
wasn't giving everybody here. What was it like right before I left for Orlando for Christmas? And I spit it back out on his dick and he was like, so do you just not swallow? I said, WHOA, hold the funk up, nigga. First of all, you just said I give you the best blood I've ever had. Now you've got a problem that you gotta look back at it ship. Sometimes I just don't. I might get pregnant, all right, So our horrible decision is a living single and we
are living. I know. I don't know a lot about you. It used to be married. Me and you have a very party relationship. You text me at two o'clock in the morning, You're like, bitch coming to one of bitch come here, bitch, come here, party of my house. These bitches will send me a picture of who it is literally seven am fucking text messages from Anthony with all the girls that were in the department and the things he did to them. So that's low key why I'm always down. Um, But yeah, so I want to ask
you how long you've been married? We were married, excuse me, I was. I was married four or five years? Oh that long. But I dated her for like six seven years beforehand, so it occupied most of my twenties. When, um, and how long have you been singling? H six years? So you're like living in your twenties right now in my forty two. I don't know how loud this is in the um uh speaker, No, all right, We'll suck it.
There's a fire alarm testing right now, so because we all fire a bit, So which is better having somebody or not? Both can be good. But I don't think any man or boy should be married before he's thirty thirty five. I think he's still I think he's still a boy. He doesn't even know what I didn't know
what I wanted at twenty four. That's what happens is you start dating someone in your late twenties, you don't know what you want, and you feel like, should I gotta get married because I've been w with this person so long? And then for you realize you're like, ship, I'm thirty two and get models now, and I'm stuck with this girl. What do you get models? Is that because by the time you're thirty two, you're making because you get everything, Like anything else, your game gets tighter,
you get better what you do. The more practice you have it something, the better you get. So I was just well, so if you would have gotten married at thirty five, like, what did you feel like you were missing out on when you were married? I think I outgrew the person that I was married to and pause, No, I'd rather pause because what he's saying is good and I don't want to get that in the background. Well, welcome back. Um. You know, normally we don't really take
pauses nights stick. Um, So I guess we'll we'll get back into the conversations that we're talking about his wife. Yes, specifically, he was saying that thirty five is a better time to get married, and I wanna just get your input on that because a lot of women are complaining that they're not getting proposed too quick enough things like that, Like, just what would you say to those girls, like you
gotta date an older guy. Well, it's also interesting that you say that the last couple we just had on the show their high school sweethearts and have been married. They're the only people that have been with each other and they seem very happy. What, Yeah, they've only been with each other. Okay, And you guys probably know this from dating, like the date someone. If you're you're dating a year old, it's like you dating an eighteen year old.
Absolutely right. If I've read a lot of things, I think I saw one on the Shade Room too, about a post about men not being ready for marriage until their thirty two thirty three, and I think it's just because Alex here's shaking your head. Yes, why he said he's not ready right now and he's thirty. But it's crazy because I will say, I mean aside for me, just like in young niggas, Um, I don't know. I don't talk too many older guys because of that reason.
I feel like when I do talk to the older guys that are single or don't have too much baggage, that I may actually like they're at a point where they want a baby like yesterday, and they're ready to do the settling down thing. And because I know I'm not, that's kind of why I kind of stay away from dealing with older men, because you're right at that point if they don't have children, oh my god, they are
ready four kids immediately. And so I mean, I guess that I'm dating blow Let's friend concerned, I'm hanging out. I'm not gonna happy all the way out there, but I'm just I'm not gonna say it, but I remember this motherfucker text me in a cap one time. I said, I need you to google the legal age crime in the cap right now. I need you to google it so that means you deal with the models that are in model houses and stuff. Yeah, well you meet them in the club. So they're required to go to the
clubs as part of that. Talk about that we've never had a fresh at all in that. But I know they're all piled up into the same you know, break it down. So a lot of our listeners are not in New York because we got you know, we kind of global, um. But so they're the thing in New York called model houses. Um. Everyone knows like this is
the fashion capital. So when girls want to come here and be a model, starting at young tender ages of hopefully eighteen legal ages the age they have agencies or or kind of even they're kind of like pimps that put them all in house is and it's like listen, to live here, you have to go to this club,
this dinner, x y Z night during the weekends. These promoters kind of run the model houses as part of them either living for free or a living subsidized is that they got to show up to the club, stay a certain amount of time, like you know, So that's why you see, that's why you see models always like like looking like ight not happen like they don't want to be They gotta be this like it's a job,
it's their rent. They started having a great time. You get the girl that's right off the boat coming, she's having she's having an amazing time. Anthony calls me, a bit is too much from Georgia. They don't know what's up in New York, right, But then the minute they get here and they see what's up, and then they start going to the clubs more and more, they get tired of it and they don't want to be there, and they kind of do their required actions. And now
so Tow Group, right, Tow Group owns what? Um okay, I don't know they own like all those big meat packing clubs. Do they pay for these model hous like who they pay the promoters to bring the models in, and the promoters get paid also through boking, through booking tables with these rich men who they want to put that's where they want to put these women at is to attract their rich clients and more. Guys like I got out of hose, you know, I used to do
something similar, something similar. So where do you fall into this, Like you're not a promoter, you're just a party animal, right, so I'm the guy in the club that's picking up the models and bringing it back in two window before they got to leave. You. Now do you think what do you think it is? Like you? So you said something to me once you were like, I'm trying to remember I even wrote it down. Um, sucker in the mind you fuck her in the place. Now I feel
like I's explained this. Yeah, I get I need to know. So like, alright, I'm okay looking right, I want to say, a model looks but right, and I'm five nine right, So I come in. I'm on assuming so my right, my job is a sneak attack. You come in, just get you talking, get you to kind of like me, uh, and then just kind of like you. That's all just just to kind of like I don't want to beat
two up. I just want to say what's up? But I give you too much attention and then you start to like me, and before long I start to see how you tick, what you're into, what you're not, just from questions like profiling. I'm in sales, right, so it's the same thing. When you're picking up a girl. You find out everything you possibly can about a girl. Are you on Instagram? Then you get the rest. What what are your first day three questions to a woman that
you just meet? So the woman I just meet, I mean it depends, right, So if I'm getting introduced via a friend, it's a lot different than whether I'm approaching a girl for the you're approaching a girl for a first time. We have a lot of male listeners, so you might be putting some of them up on game. So what do you say to a female that you're just approaching that you spot from across the room. One of my favorite moves is can you take a picture of us? Like I'll be another guy? Right? It works
because who says no to that? Do you ever say no? Right? And then and then while she's taking a picture, I'm harassing. I'm like, you sure you're gonna do a good job? Right? And it depends and you really it really depends. So if if she gives you an attitude, there's one way to play it. If she's like, I'm the best picture to take around, which is right? And then I'm like, well, I'm gonna check on you, so don't talk shit if you can't like a picture, right. And so now we're conversing,
bouncing off each other and come back. We start going through the pictures, right, and then I'm like, I gotta tell you on this as a photographer, you on Instagram, right, and then all of a sudden, you're lining up. You are a big home. And now I feel plate that that has worked on me before. I want to ask something like that is genus. I want to ask this. You have money, you own your own business, You've got it going on, right, So do you think that maybe
our listeners aren't as a fluent as you do? You think you have what part of your money is the majority of what gets you pussy all the time? So, I mean, what I'll do is I'll host a dinner and invite three or four girls. Right, Like, if if I know I knew a girl that she has a lot of hard friends, I'm like, oh, let's have a dinner at whatever tw whatever it is, right, So I'll finance the dinner, and my whole goal of dinners a network with three other new girls, right, and I'll get
all their Instagrams and then I'll branch out into that. Right. So you need some girls that are just friends, right, have a core group of friends that are really hot. I'm gonna suck you to but like you need that core group looking for new host it's gonna ruin it. Me and Anthony are just too like this as friends. And but if you're a drunk enough, you won't even remember it. Okay, fine, all the time, bro, I was
trying to go home. It was four ortive, said Anthony. Please, He's like, bat come on, wondering, Come on, it doesn't take that. I wonder I didn't leave till eight in the morning. That's ridiculous. Okay, I'm sorry, I was, I was a gentleman. I didn't Okay, So you do the picture. Then you asked for the Instagram Um, it's a good one. And then to meet more women, you pretty much just invite a home girl out and be like, go ahead and bring you, bring you pretty. You're looking through their
Instagram friends? When when they when they invite friends, do you ask that they send you a picture of all their friends first? Like, have you ever said death friend can't come? No? But are you nice? Most pretty girls have pretty friends, right, That's how it goes because they like to stay in the same circle. So I don't even have to qualify. I'm I'm like, all right, I know they're gonna be hot, and if not, you know,
it was just a dinner whatever. Okay, So she might be cool though, and then she might have other friends. So you've been single now after being married, do you feel that you want to get married again? Are you? Are you just not looking to settle down and you want to get married again because I want to have kids, right, So this is this is the other piece of it. When does when does your whole face stop? Because that's
what you're going through right now. You know, I'm just I meet the right girl, right, so she's gotta be Oh god, I hate No. It's funny because I mean, I haven't an you long. It's going to be coming up on a year or whatever in the summer. But you said to me, I have never heard you say you thought a girl was the right girl until these girls turn you down. So Anthony met this girl. Want to make a just a quick story. He calls me with me and we're hanging in Miami New Year's He's like, Yo,
I met this bitch. I think I'm gonna fly to his bottle. Girl down, but I want to take this other vision of Mexico because she's just down to so blah blah blah. So the girl was on his dick the set can this girl gave Anthony no time? And day he was tripping. I never had him call me so much in one day, blah black going nuts. And you're like, I mean, I don't get it. What is it about being turned down? Because I think women need to hear this too. A guy like me can get
anybody they want. Who could take who bought you? Bought that girl bag, took her out? Whatever. What it's it's a sport and it's a chase. And what happens is if I feel like I'm losing the game, then I gotta turn it up. I don't. I don't. I don't care about being rejected. I've been rejected by plenty of girls, right, That's not the thing. It's but it's the chase of trying to get them over the hump, like I've I've I have a good long game is what I call it.
Like I've had girls in my life. I've been two three years later, boom, I got you right, So like you're a part of the long game. I'll keep you yet. But it's the it's the sport, and you know, chasing pussy's a sport. It's okay, you know, I get I get pleasure off that that chase. And so what happens because I feel like a lot of this happens to a lot of friends. I know, Like you have a guy who is pursuing and going through the chase. What happens when you finally get it? Why do you guys
like disappear? Like like when the game is over. I don't think I necessarily disappear, but like it runs its course after a while. Not not not the MANI super there, but like you know, the dynamic changes, right, you go from trying to court a girl to getting her, and then now it depends on right now. Maybe she wants to hang out too much and you're like, hang on right, or she doesn't want to hang out enough, You're like, yo,
come back, hang out. So it's a delicate balance between keeping them in your life but not getting them too close to say, you're my girlfriend, So you gotta juggle a lot. Now. I want to say one thing, um that I found very interesting. So with this girl we're
talking about, let's call her Mexico. Mexico, you screenshot it when she was like you were trying to get her a bag or something or something from Stella McCartney whatever, right, and you said to the sales girl she said, tell her I'm your girlfriend, and you were like, and you didn't correct her. Why because I she was the type of girl that if I had said in that moment, you're not my girlfriend, it's over. So I was just
prolonging the pussy. It's just prolonging the pussy. Because she was like, I'll just tell you want to see other people. I'm like, no, no, no, I know, like I get into the psychologist women, I'm not even gonna lie. Women kind of do this too. We could be fucking a guy who's pussy is this and it's not theirs, and we may it's yours, daddy, and we lie in, but it's just because like we don't want to think that
might be the episode name prolong the pussy. Um. I have also noticed one other things so like as far as like getting to know these people, are becoming a guy on the scene. Right, even though you do spend a lot of money on chicks, right, You've always paid for me to go out to eat with you and things like that. You never let me touch my pocket. There's a lot of times where I don't ever see
you pay for drinks. You know where we go because I make friends with all the bottle girls and all the bartend there's that and they never have to pay for a drinks. All the clubs that we go to, I know, the whole staff if you go there. Like, this is a sport, right, and you need to practice. So you can't just show up one day and be like I'm gonna pick up all this ask you gotta constantly be going out, Like I've perfected my craft over fucking years of going out when I first got a
single four to five. So this is like the top of working on top of everything else. But you need to have that stamina you get that with with your sport. What's your roster looking like? Like, how many hoes do you have on your roster currently? Good? Lord, somebody's wife, Uh,
I mean there's I mean she's probably starting five. But yeah, there's there's a there's a complete handful out of girls like clove right now if I want to have some fun and then there's a whole army of girls if I just want to hang out with and go out and like be with a pretty girl and have a good time because you get more girls by hanging out with a girl. Now, you dragged me once, and I want to ask this question. You dragged me once with you you were like, yo, I need to piss this
bitch off, and you dragged me out with you. Right, they're not going I wish you, But I why these are really important things, because these are things like guys do, and you kind of don't learn until you're with your boy that tells you this. Why is it that bringing another woman? What have you found? What happens? Because you girls get catty, you get competitive, right, I believe there, And if nobody wants me, you don't want me, then all of a sudden, a couple of girls want me.
They start talking about me. They're like, why do they want them? Let's let's find out what's his art? What's going on? So I have girls that have come up and saying you never say hello to me that I'm like, I just didn't know who you were, right, sorry, Like, and I'm like, what's your Instagram? Right? And then all of a sudden, now they're on the roster, So they get insecure about being the only one that they're not I'm not saying hello to or whatever it is. So
you create like this mystique like I come in. When I come in, I'm grandiose, Like I'll pick up a girl and twirl around and say hello, say a lot to this one and that one. They're like, who's this guy? Right? They just want to know who I am and I'm
nobody doesn't matter. But if you create that mistique when you walk in, and we we actually not only wanted to bring you on the show because clearly you are just as fucking crazy as as weezy may you sound, but with having these couples on the show and then bringing you in on an episode where we wanted to have couples, we kind of wanted to let people know who are single, one who just had Valentine's Day, bout it, bout it goddamn selves, that being single can be fun
and you don't necessarily need someone to make you feel complete, that you can go out and genuinely enjoy yourself. You're kind of in the whole phase. So we're not telling everyone to go, you know, revisit the whole phase, but I think it's something to where you can have fun and it's something that me and Wheezy did. I know she did when she first moved up to New York.
Um and being on a due scene, meeting new people, having fun, kind of recreating yourself if you want to, and just kind of exploring yourself and seeing what you like, what you don't like. I know you kind of know what you like and don't like now with the women you've been meeting, correct, what are things that turn you off when you meet these women in the club or anywhere?
It depends, like if like it's not about getting the hottest girl anymore, right, which that was all I didn't know that was a mission for me for a while, Like, let me just get the hottest girl I can, right, And then when you sleep with enough hot girls, you're like, well, all right, that's cool, but she kind of sucks sorry this one, you know, So like you want you need a good balance of a girl that's super fun, right that you really want to be with you enjoy her time.
But if if she's walking across the room in a panties and you don't want to sun her, she's gotta go, right, So she's got to be sexy enough for whoever your whatever, your threshold is as a person, she's gotta be sexy enough, she's got to be fun as the drama has gotta be low. Right, those that combination right there for me? M yeah, good question. Busting my balls for no fucking reason other than you know you're having a bad day, right, Like that's a lot of times. It's very needy girls, right,
Just don't be too needy. I need you to have a passion, right, I don't. I don't care if you don't have a career or whatever. But I have a passion or a hobby. Don't care if they don't know. I want to say this, well because because I got enough money to support us both, right, if it takes that way, right, But if that and now what I want to say, that's a part of something, and that men with that only men with money talk like that.
There are some guys that want to I need a doctor, a lawyer, I need someone smart, right, listen, I don't, I don't. I don't need your your I don't need to be impressed by your wit. Right. But just if we have a good banter and it's and it's fun, I can go to work, do my things, to come home and have just regular talk. Right, what's the minimum amount of money that you think someone needs to make to be able to date a girl? But it's just a model girl. Relative if you're in New York, it's
a lot more than if you're you. I mean, you gotta be at like three D plus to start playing. And that's like not even not even playing. We go on seeking arrangements a hundred thousand. What are you going to give me? You have to really if you're like most guys, even if they're making three hundred, they're spending every little as diamond that buying bottles and is probably to New York anyway. But they have enough. And here's the thing, Like, you don't have to be super rich
to get a hot girl. You just got to be rich enough for three days, three dates. Talk about this, talk about that, Talk about any girl with the thinking that I have millions, right, because what are you going to take it to an expensive dinner? Spend four You're gonna send the uber for her rights, right, not from the Bronx. It's the things that you do for a girl.
When we're talking about in the mind, right, I'm gonna send an uber for you right when you get out I'm going to open the car door for you when we get when we're getting into the uber, I'm gonna put you in and say stood on a state that let me go around on the other side. Right, so there's uh, I'm gonna hold your hand, I wanna put my hand on. I'm gonna be attentive towards you. Right, A lot of a lot of guys aren't doing simple. When's the last time that happens? I mean, to be
a crowded restaurant. Being a crowded restaurant, you get up to leave, the guy takes a jacket, holds it out for you to put your arms in. Who does that? Now the entire restaurant. So you do that and everyone's like looking like what's up? And I know everyone's looking at me doing that like this motherfuck? All right, Well, just about getting up for the bathroom. Remember you were telling me about sometimes if a girl gets up to the bathroom, you stand up just as a as a gentleman.
So you've got the expense to talk to you this stuff too. I think I think it gets like it gets perfected at all. Right, stop, right, we have Alex taking notes. You're a good car I'm on old school right, so, like I feel like millennials aren't doing this ship. Everyone's like, oh, we're gonna go dudge, going to go half. That's no way to drive to put you. I don't think that. Yeah, I run a perfect record. That's why I'm like, you're never gonna use you know, may behave, but I've taken
care of you from the beginning. It's always gonna be like that. Do you want to You know what's funny. I tried to pay for our dinner once because I was like, you know what, Anthony's always working buying me drinks and bite me out or whatever. So I'm like, let me get this. He's like bits now, but that's because he's still keeping it open. That's just just hit me. Yeah, because I'm not even gonna lie. I make sure I
pay for something. When I'm with a guy friend that I know may like me, but I know I want to friends zone, defunk out of him. I got this. I got this because after a while, if he pays for too much, that's if only I really I agree with that, but only when there's you really there's really no friendship. Like if you know somebody wants to hang
with you. I believe I could be wrong. I believe sometimes you really just want to hang with me because you want to kick But if if you really do have someone that you know is like, for example, the Jim dude, I know you know what I'm talking about. She wanted that. I'm I'm sweating the floor right in front of us from across the room. I'm like this, this guy's still doing it. Anthony, Oh my god, why did you keep coming back? I'm like, but it's crazy because then I have friends like I talked with us
about Crystal all the time. She would never hold the friendship that you have with Anthony because she's like, I don't want to be friends with a guy that I know will sleep with me if if I gave him the chance. But do you know what, I'll tell you something about that way. Any one of your friends are gonna suck you. That's the truth. I'm sorry, but your friends the premise. But I'm gonna look taking his friend. I mean, you got a hot ass friend at you
your female friends, how good looking are they? The ones that you wouldn't fuck? And I have guy friends that one strong eight And if she threw the pussy at you. You're not taking it and I have got I have guy friends that one alright, So the want the lifetime is the difference to me is that, like I love Wesi as a friend, right, So like that's how we are. Relationship started. I want to keep it the way. That doesn't mean I'm not. We can fucking still be friends
the next day. Like there's people that really think like that. There's a lot of people that don't attach those emotions or feel like a relationship changes just because I feel like we could have sex and still be friends. I don't think you'd be she'd be crazy, but maybe I'm wrong. I don't care, you know what that shot. I wouldn't be crazy or anything like that. But I think over time, when I'm sleeping with one person, you know me, I
don't really be sleeping around like that. So if I started just sleeping with you, I go, all right, some gotta come from this, and I would. It would be one road for me. And that's the hard part me specifically dinner. Oh wait, wait, let's alright, let's get back in. Let's stop talking about man. Back to single all right, back to the date. So the first day is an expensive dinner, what's the next what are the next two year, what are the next two days? What are the things?
Just bring it back. So it's more about having fun, right, So I find out what you want to do. If you like karaoke, We're going to a karaoke bar, right, and I get sing so, like, you know, I'm gonna turn that up, right, And do you sing to them? Do you have a fan favor for song that you pick? Pick Radiohead Creep because I get hit. Oh my god, you hit that ship when you're trying to get me naked in Miami, he's already sunk. He put the game. Oh I'm not getting into this out of it, And
and it's like about doing the other thing? Is the gym? Right? Was the other thing we did? Right? So like I'll take you, I'll take you a rumble, I'll take you to soul cycle, like you know, I'll find out if you like doing that. And i'd be like and I'll be like, hey, I got some comps. Why do you come with me? Right? And then why do you say that? And not that you're paying for it, because it's it just makes them more unassuming. It easy, like got some comps?
When you come like, it's not a it's not an investment, it's something when you're paying for me. It's just just come like he's gonna turn down a free soul cycle. Hell no, not in New York. That's true. So then so that's so. Now you have you've hung out with them, you've taken expensive dinner, you've worked out with them, and the whole time you're trying to be funny and work on your game and have that bantern like. Then it's it's easy. From that point, then they want to hang
out with you. What did the telltale signs that you're not going to get pussy? I never believe that I'm not going to get the pussy. So this is why you keep going this? Why and look if you feel like you're not gonna get the pussy, already lost right that I've given up on trying to get the pussy because I felt like this ain't worth my time anymore. But I never, like I always think, but one hang out away from fucking that's it. You gotta have that bit,
you're one away. I just said that in general. She's like, oh, she's already thinking, already baking. You know, Anthony is wants to suck this couple but knows that he not the couple really this dude's wife, but he knows he can only do it in a foursothing, So I know he'd be trying to pressure me in. So you just you do swingers clubs as well and all that stuff. I haven't, No,
I wouldn't be a post fit. But if you're if you're a perpetually single, then like you're just bringing you could just bring somebody that like people you know, all the circles you came you hang out with, sucking people with crazy money Hamptons, Like, how have you never ended up a sex party? I went to one and it was just kind of lame. I just felt like there
was a lot of creepers. I feel like you gotta go to when you gotta want to spend money and go to a good which I could, but I just never I get I get so much play without it that like, you know, it's fine now with all the fun times that you have and and things like that. You said to me that someone once gave me the advice, Um, if you can get over pockets of loneliness, single is the way to go. When I was in my twenties
and my game wasn't tight. And he used to go to Vegas and I had a mentor out there, and he was like, he's the kind of guy that when he showed up, he turned the trip around. Right. If I wasn't picking up any s, he'd show up and he'd come to a pool party, jump in the pool, come out, and immediately like, pick up a girl. And I used to be in a like fund, do you do that right? This guy's money right, And then I did.
I'm hanging up with the girls the entire time, and so like I learned something his game over time, and then I perfected my own craft. But like he said to me, I can't talking to an artist. You gotta take you got. If you gotta pick up some puzzy and you want it, you gotta take it seriously, like it's a fucking job. But he said to me, he goes if you can get over the pockets of loneliness,
singles the way to go. And I was trying to understand that, and what that means is if you can get through Christmas and Valentine's Day, and that's Sunday when you're like shit, I wish you just could chill with somebody. Being singles amazing. You don't have to answer to anyone.
You get new strange, Like for me, like when I'm making out with a girl right and she's in bed and like she has pants or or panties on, and you go to pull off her panties and she arches a back, and you know that's the sign that you're in That's like the best feeling in the fucking world for me, Like I am in arch that back and I know I'm in that rush. That rush is better than any rush. Like, so I'm gonna be on us with you. I kind of disagree, like my first time.
Maybe it's been a while since, like you maybe because you kind of know when you want to suck somebody like you are you like to have sex? You can You've told me, like you need to be going and find and do that. You're going funck and that's it. You've told me that when I've been single. You're like, why you told me that? I was like, why you keep doing this? Why are you making it a big
thing just because you were searching? Right? But that thing that he's talking about when you've been on those dates and dates and dates and you're not sure, but you're at the crib and like, maybe it's gonna happen, like the second I feel like the finger like in my panties that should go to the side that's like that first, like, oh my god. But maybe maybe maybe I take a lot more time than that. I've never really made it. I don't know. I think I'm not the person that
makes it very clear we're gonna have sex tonight. You might or you might not. No, I mean, but I also stay with the same like I don't. And this is kind of why we disagreed with these conversation. Probably why because I feel like I can go chill with you and not be sure yet. Is part of what I do is that I'm always a gentleman, right. I could be a degenerate, but I always treat girls like a gentleman. Right. But so, like, if we're not having sex at night, it's fine. I told you I'm a
long game. I'm a marathon, and so I'll get three days from that doesn't matter. We can just hang out and chill, but at some point we're gonna party. We're gonna be drunk, We're having a great time. We're gonna go back to my place. The other thing I do is like I put on a lot of music. You always gotta set the move there. It's gotta be shipload of alcohol to shipload of music going on right, And then you start dancing right in the house, like having
a good time. You twirl it around, you get close to you, you're up the keynote of the touch, and then you get that you start to get the sense whether she's into it or not. See, I don't think a lot of guys um and I think this might be the age difference, like the millennial thing, like taking a girl home and put on music and dancing like I think that time is definitely an older person thing. You are you are you? I just saw you get out your That sounds like a lot of fun. Come
to the scene. You come to my place right, like the lights are kind of low. What do you want to drink? We get the drinks out right, and then all of a sudden I put on like childish campigo alright, red bone right, and all of a sudden, all of a sudden, you know, you grab her and you start
pulling around. And then what you do is after you kind of get all hopped up, you sit down, and then you you pat on the couch, like come here, right and see if they come over, and not see if they come over, if they come down and sit next to you. You're half way there, right, and then you you put your arm around there and then you kind of just turn a cheek and it's on just because she knows, I'm gonna say, our cameraman is hyping a fucking way in his notes. Okay, I didn't know
if that was. Now I want to ask, what's another if that one's too slow and it could be too like, oh my god, what's to happened? Like puts another song that gets a girl like up, and so I'm have Puerto Rican So I'll put on some Spanish stuff pretend like I'm not. I just also most girls don't, so you can kind of just swa your hands a little bit and then but that way you're you're throwing them around. It's literally just having close interaction, and you could get
the sense of whether the girls into her. She's like, now I want to know one more thing because some people are gonna listen to this. What are the I think me and you had this conversation at one time about girls using you, right, Like, because you're so much fun, whether it be for money or a good time or to get in a club or whatever. How what's the ratio been? Like, do you really feel like that happens
a lot to you? Like, I know there's some girls that like just having a bad day and they just want to go out to eat and have a good time, and they want me to make him feel like they have a good time. That's part of That's like casualties a where you gotta do it. You know you're gonna go out and keep maintaining that relationship. He look and I enjoy it too, right, Like like the pockets a loneliness.
Right If I'm sitting at home, I'm looking at seamless web and someone's like, come have dinner with me, I'm like, yeah, let's go me up and we have a good time. We just talk and like the more you hang out with women, it's like studying them, like you find out what makes them tick. Right. I grew up in a household of all women. My dad, I don't when I was young. I grew up with two sisters and a mom. I learned how to talk to him. You there's a certain way to talk to women, and I think guys
funk up the coming with a nervous energy. They're always trying to breathe down your throat or just actually awkward. I just talked to you like you're a dude. I have zero nervous energy when I'm with a girl. I don't care who she is. Victoria's Sucremodel, I can. I can attest to that, but girls like that doesn't matter to me. It doesn't your looks don't impress me anymore. So, But I think that that also has a lot to do with just confidence, and I think so many men
don't have. Like what you just said brings swag to a guy, and there's so many guys that lacked that swag, Like you can not have all the money in the world, and you cannot be as attractive as Bride Pitt or you know whoever. But if you got that swag in that confidence, it boosts any man up. And I think even just how you sat here and described like, God, do what then I do, like, like, it's just a swag that I think, and it can't be taught. I hope.
I mean, you write notes, so maybe you'll swag I mean you said you had a mentor maybe it takes, but it's practice. If you go out one night a week and try to pick up a girl and you're you're afraid to approach one, yeah, you should go into a club or wherever you're gonna be. It doesn't have to be a club, right, you can just don't have to isolate the club, but start practicing going up to the prettiest women that you see, right, and accept all
of the just accept all the reject and get it out. Like, because my thing growing up wasn't that they didn't know how to talk to them. Was that that first move of going up ship like what am I going to say to them? And then when you realize you can just come up and say anything, it doesn't really matter. And most of them are actually nice, right, Most pretty girls are nice because they don't get hit on a lot.
And the minute you realize that, and that's a very I actually get really annoyed when people say, I mean, she's like I can't find it. I'm like, can you sit there and not talking to anybody? And this goes for women too. If you're a girl that feels like you never get hit on, shut the funk up and try and talk to the dude, like you can have whoever you want if you just do it. Do you know how how much truth he has to that? And I think that's I've gotten to the point. I mean
sometimes I need liquid courage. But I'm that person like if you're if they're a fine as man in the club, oh, I'm going up to him and I'm saying I think he was so fine, or I'm asking for the time like my phone, give him an opening because puss pussies when it comes to give him a shot to come through and be a man, or like I'm really geeky with it, like if a guy has been dancing all night, I'll be like, you're not that great of a dancer.
And even if he thinks he is, like just the bans the quick answer, then you like open the conversation to seeing if you even really like him or not. And I'm one of those where I can be sober or drunk, I'm going to talk to everybody in the room. And so I think, maybe, yeah, I can't talk to girls easy, even men talk to girls easy for me. Men women like you, I don't know what about approaching men scares out of me. Why, I don't know what
it is, dude, I'm scared of getting rejected. But see, that's what he said, and I think that that's what Like I've been rejected before. Like I may not be everyone's cup of tea. And that's something that I've learned even just being out with my friends. I'm friends with smaller girls, bigger girls, taller girls, shorter girls, like skin, dark skin, And it's just in my mind now, Like if a guy don't like me, that's fine. I'm not his type. I'll be someone else's. But you just having
the confidence of knowing. Listen, I'm not for everybody, but listen, if you like somebody and you be seeing them, because but you'll be taking photos of him with a little creep ass, which is stalk herself. Oh my god, guys, he's so fine and he's on the train. I mean, I'm just saying, not everybody follows me on Instagram. First of all, I think you just says the guy who got panties in his house that you smell the penny you do only tell me trying to at laundry favorite
I'm getting aired out because I've done it too. Sorry, I'm so I just like having it, Like it's just a good take a little memento anyway, Um, you know you're just look yo. This is my other question. Um, A lot of girls want to meet a guy like you to have fun with and take care of them, so to speak. Whatever, what's the most that you've spent on a girl before you sucked her? Like, tell us about that, Like have you and have you never bought
in things things like that? I know you just bought Mexico bag, but in vacation dinners, going out, you're taking on vacation and before you guys have said sex, which is a mistake. But like I was overly confident in my abilities and then uh, we didn't have sex. I'm like, and then I was pissed, but I was like, you know what, I'll get you. One day it was just you two. Where did you take her? Mexico? Okay, that's your whole time? You so you flew her out, that's
what you're doing and didn't have sex? Yeah, right now, this isn't Mexico the one we're talking Like, Mexico is easier. You like Mexico. Who doesn't you got tequila? You have fun at what point did you know it wasn't gonna happen after like the first night. I was like, huh, because then I didn't want to make it all good for the rest of the trip. I just want to have a good time. So at some point you gotta be like, all right, we're stuck here for three days.
I knew it was gonna happen the first night, and I was just like, all right, I'm gonna let this go for the check. But I get you. I appreciate that because I think a lot of men make women feel guilty. They also are like putting the pressure. My mistake from were not closing the deal before we went away. Okay, now, so you bought the vacation. Have you ever bought girl bag, shoes, watch something like that. I don't normally buy gifts unless we're actually having sex at that point. My gifts to
keep you. But it's mostly like an expensive dinner, a good experience. I want to give you a good experience because I think that goes way over anyone could buy a bag, right, do you write this off on your taxes? Who's how much do you think you spend a year entertaining women? Entertaining women yeah, fucking like all my disposable income. I don't even hang out with guys anymore in six figures probably oh wow. But but that's a volume thing. It's not taking notes on that one now, but that's
not doing that. That's a volume thing, not not a because I've spent so much money on a girl's this is just so many of them that it adds up. That was just so a I mean I got from my that like rumble, you know, like a hundred dollar dinner.
Like it's not craziness, right, anyone could kind of even fake that for a couple of days on a on a on a direct deposit advance, right, but like you but checked out if you want to continue to do it, and like I like, for me, it's more fun to keep going and keep going, and you felt like it's paid you back in the way. You got what you Listen, I'm having the time of my life, but I will stop on the dime when I meet the right girl.
Do you want to maybe give it a try. You have a friend of yours that when we were in Miami, You're like, oh my god, he loves hooking and get this what why? Why? Like it's just someone with that much money. Is it because you enjoyed the chase? Why do you think men with money choose hookers over It's just a lot of them. It's easy for them, right, So they haven't put in the practice. They just want to suck a hot girl. They'd rather just pay for a get at all with his transaction. For me, sex
is in the transaction. Sex is the whole chase leading up to it. Like I said, that's the fun of it for me. I get that, you know, I'm trying to think of what else do somebody want to know? They're gonna be like, why you asking this? Okay, So one more thing? Um, you mentioned the five minute game? What is that? Can you tell me about that? Hit me? Her friend joke around that, like we can get any
girl to like us within five minutes. Part of it just being likable, right, I feel like in general, there are certain people that are just likable because they're extroverts the way they make you feel. Right. But if you want to actually practice doing that, right, you know, you have to go up to a girl, talk to her and be like, oh you you're so and so his friend we haven't met yet, you know, and you just started asking a questions. You get them to talk about
what they like and whatever they like. You motherfucking like right, So like if they like, like I said, if they like to do a certain thing, Oh my god, like I'm really into protesting in Black Lives Matter. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't tell that. Oh my god, don't you dare say it. Don't you embarrass me on this show. I didn't tell I voted for Trump until like a month and a half in and and I brought it up.
You know when he brought this up. He brought this up when I fucking saw Angela Rye and Comment having dinner and we were in the same sushi restaurant, and I was like, what what you know? What's funny, ironically all of our friends Trump I knew. You even said when you go to Soho house, like you feel like you can't even say certain things because you know that going out. I don't know, I'm not. I was talking about people that voted for Trump because Niggs be rich, right,
we don't want to talk about the social stuff. I'm totally liberal. But and that was the only reason we were still got damn friends. But I waited till the right moment to slip it out. I remember we were leaving the gym and he's like, k, So, okay, have you alied about that to get pussy? Yeah, oh yeah. If you're like, if you're like, if you're gonna judge me just because of that, then I gotta leave that out. I get it. You know that makes sense. Yeah, that
makes sense. So it's to me it's a dumb thing too. Like so you you you you figure out what they like? Do you like? The most approach I feel like with men is like a tap on the shoulder, Like, hey, yo, I never tap on the shoulder. That's creepy. You don't want to if you ever, you never approached a girl from from behind. You always do it from the side. You gotta be at at a bar like this, make it on assuming and you almost kind of lean any kind of go you know, you say anything like you
get that anything. It doesn't matter like what you say, but it's the way you say it. And like, because if you're a love in her, you square up with her. It's intimidating, right, Or if you tap on the shoulders that haply it makes you turn around and like the other thing is if you're stalking a girl for more than a few minutes, walk away because she knows that
you're stalking. All right, you guys feel it like walk the funk away already looked like a pussy, right, So I guess, like before we wrap this up, I wanted to know, aside from just growing up in the household that you did, is there a movie or any book or any website where maybe our male listeners can read up on kind of what you do? Is there anything? I mean, there's a whole pickup artist society right that I've taken point is from, Like you have to see
uh is it Neil Strauss The Game? Um, that's a good book, but it's part of that is all about like you know, it's the same type of approach, but you have to kind of like neg on a girl and stuff like that, which means give negative comments to I think if you're just a gentleman and if yourself and you come up and you're a little funny and waiting and confident, it's gonna work every time. Let me ask you really quick before we go that negative comment.
You said to me that you were talking to a girl at that Super Bowl party and you're like, yo, she was so fucking hot and I was feeling her, and then you said you said to her, wait, what's your name again? They hate that. I love it, but they hate it. Now, why do you do that when you're like you're saying, you gotta be nice? Because because when she shook my hand originally it was a dismissal hatcheck right, Like I could tell like she wasn't interested
me at first. And then when I was sitting at we were sitting in a booth and I was being funny and we're talking about the game, and I started Instagram and all of a sudden, she's like, what are you on Instagram? With your Instagram? Now I know she's into me, and I'm like, I'm sorry, what's your name again? And like just because for me, it was like a victory.
We don't started doing that more too, men, I knew exactly what the name was, you know, I clocked R for the entire hour I was there, but like from behind my shoulder, like one of these. And then I got some good game from this ship. You you you got enough, Alex, Do you got enough? I hope all of our listeners um enjoyed this episode two. This was fucking crazy, wild, and I think it just even just shows how much fun you can have while being single, whether you're in New York or whether you're in any
fucking city. Really, I think this kind of works anywhere. I feel like anybody, and I hang out with Anthony at least once a week because guy's a cock blocks and the and like the world. Like, I love my guy friends, but there's only a couple of them that have the same level of game that I do. The other ones kind of they bring around, they're creeping out the girls. I'm like, dude, you can't do that. Like you just asked him why he didn't hang out with guys.
I don't know if you guys can hear that question, So I do it separately unless there's a guy that's on par that I can more. I'm more than comfortable with hanging out with like five girls. Do you feel would you rather be or do you feel like it's better for you picking up women when you're alone or with other women? Uh? With other women, because it depends on where you are. But if I'm in a club and I'm by myself, it could be a little creepy. So like Okay, that makes sense. Well, it has been
a pleasure having you on here. It's la He's wanted me, Anthony. I'm not going to give you his Instagram right now. We're gonna send send me your name and I'll tag him for you and you can see him. Anthony has only like three followers. He's like a very low key private page. He won't even accept some bitches. It's hilarious, funny and out here with the Huntred thousand model girls following him back. UM. I also want to go ahead and shout out and say thank you to all of
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