EP 352: Weezy Had A Foursome

Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible decision. Cheerio. No, no, I can't say that. Do another one? Would you? Lock us? Fourty? London, we are coming to you. God, that was awful that boy one what now? I don't even know what the fuck they be saying. Bruh.

Anyways, London, we are here with our rescheduled date and we will be in London on May the fifth.

Okay, that is a very important American Mexican holiday. Tell us the fact that we're coming out there is a big deal. We're gonna be at the Earth Theater. That's right on a Sunday. So if you live in another country or you live in another city a little bit further away from London, we would love for you to come visit us. We made it on the weekend just so everybody that missed us last time is able to see us this time. And it's a whole new show.

It is a whole new show and we are really excited to be taking our live show to London yet again.

And so make sure you go head on over to horre.

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London, love y'all. Happy New Year's bitches. It's December forty seventh basically for us, what is the seventh? This is it? It's like it's been vacation. You know what I'm saying, It's been a lot.

It's been a lot, y'all, But welcome to yet another episode of horrible.

Yeah this is y' That was maybe your best baby. I am back. I'm ready, We're here. I'm your girl maybe.

Baka pet Sign aka full Corpunks a ka that bitch aka.

Yes, I'm available for your son, you and your daddy. What's the wow? What how do I follow up?

I'm just saying I literally and we'll talk about it. I'm just saying, we're all the day.

I'm all the dating apps.

No, it's twenty two to fifty three. That's my range, So that we should go.

You go dating app? What we got on there? Okay, okay, we can do that. Oh yeah, introduce.

My name's Weazy. I want to say something else, but I can't. Uh, Okay, what do I want to talk about?

Well, let's catch up.

No, we are nominated, oh that we can again for an a v and Award that means adult video and and we really don't know what is the network or nomination nomination? A doun't video nomination nomination, it's what is a V standpoint?

Adult video network? Adult video is a network And no, but a network could be like networking, not like a podcast network. How do you just got a V in everywhere on a nominee nominee? Kid anyway? No where is it? Bitch? It just say a ban all over the site and I just let me look, I tell them what it is while I look. Anyway, were up for it and we're going back to Vegas. So look we talked.

By the way, real quick, I hate the internet. A ban is actually a vascular necrosis. That's uh, that ain't us.

It's the death of bone tissue due to the lack of blood supplat that we could do some vasculator ship. Uh.

But yeah, we are the only black woman podcast nominated for the Fan Award, which is the adult Best Adult Podcast.

And I'm let to tell you all right, now you see how light we are. Now I'm a little bit brown because don't do that me too, bitch.

The only black pot. Y'all need to both for us so we can put other people. We are doing what we gotta do. Yeah, maybe if we win, they won't put us in the mezzanine this year. No, we are going maybe we need everybody else at the top, all right, ship, we got to bring them in slow. That's why they use the light skins. Look at Malcolm, look at Angela like, we're not doing this.

I don't know why she's starting there this way, mind, y'all.

We are filming this on Martin Luther King. Weekend is dropping on Martin Luther King. Y'all.

We are a podcast that is evergreen, and what that means is that you could basically produce the content and release it and enjoy it whenever.

So for this episode to be dropping the day before manyha are in here on a Sunday a demand is as you know, I've been in Mexico anyway. We wanted to start off this podcast by kind of catching.

Y'all up on what we've been doing over the break.

If you are not on.

Our Patreon, we've given y'all quite a bit of updates over there.

So just announcements coming by the way we do.

But in twenty twenty four, y'all ain't gonna be hearing about my ex or twenty four to seven, and there's a couple other niggas that was cut off and will be left in twenty twenty three. So this is where you guys are currently. So this is where y'all are currently at your dead cancer and I need to yay doing and sort a whole bunch of cheers, bah good shine own person that loved the ex team. So I have something coming up this summer, which is why y'all will no longer be hearing about my ex. But I'll

Anyway, I wanted to let y'all know I like.

Getting the team with y'all that I had a good, uh nine day break out of realistically my month because I did go to Salt Lake City and I skied.

I went to Arvera with my mom.

I went to Mexico with my sister and one of my best friends, Antonette. But during the nine day break that I got extremely bored. I chose to get back on a day and app. Now I didn't heard y'all getting successful out there on the so I said, okay, let me try.

Should we sleep it? I don't want to get these niggas on money I have to get.

We could bleep it anyways, they gonna owe me money back. I want my thirty two nine back. Actually, I yeah, no, I don't have good things to say about it. So I hop on this data n app and the first day I start swiping and I'm like, damn, it's really everybody ugly. But I also realized I had to swipe fifty times to get a black person, So I said, Dawn, wait wait wait that probably no it was free because I couldn't put my filters.

No, no, no, ethnicity is a free feature.

But then height they kept giving me five six, five, seven, five eight. Now what am I gonna do with this, and apparently that's the average, because baby, there was a whole lot of them. So I was like, okay, let me pay the thirty two ninety nine for one month. I said, I'm only on your one.

Did you put it that? So I put uh.

I did put five eleven plus only because it's winter time. Niggas have tms on so when we're outside, y'all gonna be a little taller.

I put up with it.

So I put five eleven plus. I put my age range as twenty three, two fifty three, and then I put hold on, hold on, and then for the ethnicities, I put black, Middle East, certain bitch because what I want to do by I said, this is my type Dominican out there or they look like light skinned black or Dominican. They kind of file with their little beers and ball.

Hey, I'm not ready for full on gown, man, but I am ready for like you wear the gown on occasion. I ain't gonna hold like I'm not ready for full on religious anybody I've got saying okay, but at the same time, I don't want you to be just like Bible study on Thursday, like I need.

You know what sucks when I see that dress, I don't even think religion. I'd be like, oh, he got money because he wearing a dress that should be hot. And then I'll be thinking like, damn, how long that dick hanging under that dress? A little bit of me is actually here for the nigga and dress now, not young thug dress that had label's. That was a lot going on here. You know, the young picture with the blue dress. I don't want that dress, but I'm cool with the with the Middle Eastern dress?

What do you call it? Is it not a Middle Eastern dress? Do y'all know the name of it? Look at everybody googling anyway.

Anyway, let me get back, so I get and bleep that at this point, yes, bleep it.

Duayanne, thank you. So I'm on this app.

I paid a thirty two ninety nine for one month, and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna make this work within a month.

It was bad, And let me tell y'all why it was bad.

The reason it was bad because the first person that I actually started a conversation with decided to let me know that four years ago he sat behind me at a podcast live show We Meet Again.

I did not remember this nigga. I hate when they do that. So he's like, oh, we crossed past again, nigga, I don't know you. You sat behind me, he said, And we meet again back in twenty nineteen, not freak the nigga. So anyway, he brings up that he knows me and how.

Of course anybody who listens to music or podcasts is going to.

Know who you are. I was like no.

So then I meet another guy really like him, and so he starts to ask me if I have a social media and I was like, no, I'm not really on there. Then he proceeds to say, then I don't believe you are who you say you are because I know who these pictures belong to. I literally four niggas in a road that I'm talking to, they already know who the fuck I am.

And I'm like, fuck, don't like this. So then I meet another guy.

He's younger, just graduated from the police academy, and I said, ooh, I'm cool with a nigga in uniform.

So that's fine, I'm cool. I'm actually cool with a nigga in uniform.

So we have our first conversation, and this is when I'm in Ohio for tonight's conversation, and I'm telling him I'm doing a photo shoot.

He's like, oh, what, you're doing a photo shoot? You model? I said, not really. He's like, well, let me see your instagram. Why you said he was a photo shoot? Now I was doing a photo shoot. Why'd you say it? Say you're a word? I did say I was a word? What you're doing a photo shoot? What am I supposed to say? I'm working? Uh?

So He's like, oh, let me see your instagram and I immediately was like, uh, really don't want to, but okay, I ain't gonna hold you. Y'all don't seen the motherfucking jiffy or ji whatever gift, whatever y'all want to call it. I started choking like I was on hot ones y'all know, y'all know injurants. But the so we're on FaceTime while he's pulling up, he immediately goes into the lamest shit of all.

No, damn, you got a bajillion gajillion followers. Ooh when you're on the phone with me, Ooh, I feel special your big time.

My pussy turned into a raisin dried up so quickly because I'm like first off, that's not a bajillion followers.

It's like two hundred k something like that. That's not bajillion.

Secondly, now you're putting me into being big money boss lady, and you not nigga, you six ' nine. Why are we Can you just be like, oh, that's what stuff. Show me your masculinity, because now you're looking like I'm big, I'm big bills husband.

I ain't gonna hold you.

I would love a man to be like, I ain't even know who that girl was when we met. She was on her shot at me, and y'all was dead ass wrong.

Niggas could be a prize. Okay, y'all is wrong, wrong, wrong. That man is fine with dimples and a millionaire.

He is a prize to a lot of He a lot better than a lot of y'all's.

Baby, He's definitely he's a prize.

But he knew who the fuck she was. She's the most decoration of all time.

If you swipe me on a day to app, y'all only got three more days before my cancel.

My subscription is up.

Y'all got three more days if you swipe me, feel free to act like you don't know who the hell I am because I'm a lot of you and say I'm an accountant.

Okay, let's go through each other profile.

Oh you want to by the way, my profile, Oh my god, and the words claric decent to me, bitch, I ain't gonna I wasn't ready for adult video news, the ocar porn. Oh, so vote for us. That's why we did all this goddamn ship news. We're practicing getting back to podcasting right now. I'm in December forty whatever. We're fan nominee, so you gotta vote a lot for us. I'm gonna put the link in the description of this prime okay for best podcast. So on my profile, I

I'm bisexual. I'm five too long. Uh, here's mine.

I have that I don't have children. I actually was smart, y'all. I put that I'm not sure if I want children even though. And am I reading yours?

Oh wait? So I'm gonna read yours and you're gonna read mine or I can't wait to do it in your voice? Okay, So you you look like a horror right here? Whoa why you look like a whore too. Wait, let's show the photos. You gonna tell me? Oh? Wait to do it's camera this one. Nope, nope, bitch, your stomach is out. My stomach is outa you have your tongue out. You're a tramp. I'm convinced that aliens walk

I go crazy for new restaurants in new places. But shot, this is a really good photo.

Thank you. I'm in a gown.

Being true to your authentic self if you're cool, of course. Okay, see see here's the two issues with you rich?

Oh god, here we go. Oh okay, this is a fabulous picture.

You look super rich and it's bougie and also like your face looks nice and natural?

Uh huh? You on the wood you cut?

That was an Abu Dhabi And I need you to know I've been places. How are you mad that I took a picture of me courtside in Abu Dhabi?

What's the problem? Okay, I'm gonna tell you right now. Maybe what's the take away? The double eyes? By the way, that's how people start like looking you up and ship.

That's why g is online and niggas be writing me like, oh my god, there's a fake profile of you, and I'll be.

Like, no, so you have to put photos that aren't too.

Now I need to Okay, have you swiped a nigga that has a private jet photo or something?

Yet? I'm not gonna lie. I'm talking to one right now. Let me show you his just real quick.

Let me show you his page, because to me, that's the court Tide photo. It's one of those no but the crazy thing I literally just brought up. So I matched this guy and I literally was talking to Crystal about it and I said, bitch, his apartment looks rich.

That's why I really look at his apartment in view. Oh, I love it, bitch.

And he got pictures in front of some expensive cars. I need to know that you look like you'd done traveled and lived.

Life a bit o. He I would never swipe this guy. That's fine. We don't have the same type. Okay, well I said.

Him, no, this is it, this is it. This is why I'm saying this why he's sitting in front of the expensive car. Then he has another photo in between looking down between two expensive cars, like nigga, we get it. It's like the pose around the wealth is weird. You know, it's crazy, that right, and that's fine. But also I know that this is his apartment. He is like, his apartment is nice in New York. He probably spends some money on it. Hopefully he doesn't live in Jersey.

Uh No, he actually lives in the Lower East Side, he so to me. So he doesn't so to me, I'm not. I'm not the fact that you said me at the dinner table looked expensive. I also want people to know the type of places you eat and the type of things that I'm used to and like.

That I think is dope.

But courtside seats is not generally what like And mind you, I'm sure people are gonna disagree with this because they're gonna be like, that's the life Mandy lives. However, I do think excessive displays of wealth on dating apps isn't a good thing. Okay, I think give me back your phone. I think paine job. Oh I have no, I don't care what you have.

Let me read it. Okay.

So weedy too has a slutty picture at the top. My simple pleasure is a great part day with my dog. She started off her profile lying. She says that she's straight. Wow, you have.

That you're straight on here, I'm not looking for women. Okay, that's fine, you're you're lying. I don't want mended on my sexual orientation. Five four crazy. I don't think you're that tall.

I also find it hilarious she put it she drinks, she doesn't smoke cigarettes. She put only sometimes for weed, and then chose to not tell us that she does drugs. So you just wanted to okay, gotcha said that she's looking for monogamy. Bro your whole profile is a lot. Hold on, not let me finish there, let me finish. Then she has another very nice picture of una dress. You look real wholesome there, which one another look that one?

But my Instagram story mostly contains tattoos. A picture of her tattoos. I think people would also disagree with that. Your Instagram story shows your travels more than your tattoos. But here we go. A random fact. I love. Roller coasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. It's true. Her factic podcast, Well that's parole. Yeah.

Basically they needed something to keep people from like gambling and fucking and shit, so they did theme parks.

So they said, let's put these bitches. And I really don't understand that. And I want to know your source. It's it's it's like it's an easy like if you google, it'll come up. I can, he said. I read it on Reddit one time. Oh yeah, me during fashion week.

Okay, that's cool. Her walking in another country. I go crazy for a my piano and mescal Monday's in my right hashtag with a picture of you on like a green screen.

Okay. And are you as dogs work?

And are you a dog person because and you in a bikinig dies out bodies showing Okay. My problem is that this is not sho You're lying on the no no, no, no.

Everything everything that you put on here is a lie about your so great part day of my dog.

That's not no, no, no, I'm talking about the actually this. You're not monogamous. No no, no, no, you're not straight. You're not five four.

I am five four, y'all.

Weezy said I'm gonna show up on dating apps as my representative, the same thing we say we don't.

Want men to do. That's crazy. I'm not. Oh look, hold on real quick. We got you with mic over there yet, Well, I because real quick. Then I drink.

Yes, I'm self employed. I don't smoke cigarettes. I sometimes smoke weed.

Sometimes. It's crazy considering we don't want Okay, now the drug part, No, it's not even there. I know. So what did I lie about?

It's giving the same thing we say about men when they show up and kind of bend the truth. Like to me, this is a when you even put monogamy. You about to share a story of the new nigga.

You don't, y'a, don't already went not monogami ish.

I didn't know that when we met each other all the damn ship y'all, we customized I would love it.

So here's the thing.

You think I was too honest. You even just said I need to change house spell my name. Okay, let me because I'll be Amanda.

No no, no, no, no, no, you don't get it.

Maybe so if people don't listen to podcasts and they don't know who we are, and they can type in Mandy with a double line and find you.

Absolutely not that's why Kila is not in there. Just g I'll do Amanda.

I'm Amanda, and I'm straight and I'm monogamous, and everything that you lied about I'm gonna change I.

Okay, let me explain this the sexuality art.

I don't like to.

Tell my sexuality to men because men over sexualize me when they know him bisexual.

Just fact.

So I'm gonna be honest because I'm gonna want kuchie from time to time, whether I'm what you or not.

Yeah, if I'm dating you and like we're there, like, I just do not feel the need to tell my sexuality on a first date unless I'm like really bobbing with you.

But for me, it's a hard No. I do not want men to know him by sex.

Would you want a man to would you want a man to tell you out the gate if they were bisexual.

Like on their dating profile?

Like, would you want to know that is that something out the gate that you feel like most women or even you, that you feel like you would want to know.

I want to know your sexuality when we're when we're talking about our sexuality, Like I really think that that's super private.

And that's what happened with a girl in Atlanta. See you should have asked out the gate. She went on the date with the nigga in Atlanta and his.

Boyfriend showed up. Tell sex story, did you not see?

It went viral online? So she ended up going on a date with someone. And while on a date, his boyfriend showed up. You went to the bathroom. They started arguing in the bathroom. They ended up getting into a hole this fight, and then he left and left her with the bill. So I guarantee you she would have liked to know that on her first day a man was gonna pop up and be like, Babe, this is who you out with.

I'm just saying out the gate.

I actually I would like to know, as someone who's not very judgy to me, I would like to know the sexuality of a man that I'm even on a date with.

Ky.

Yeah, I can understand feeling like it may be misleading for women to meet someone and like you don't find out they're bisexual. But just speaking in terms of generalization, most men are on these dating apps have sex. Most women are on the dating apps have relationship.

That's a fact.

Bro Okay, Like, I think there's a really good documentary on Hbo which would probably be good for a cinemon Patreon, but basically it talks about what we're all looking for ratio, whether it comes to race, job type, what men swipe on the most, things like that. But in that documentary

I mean, who doesn't want to just fuck on dating apps? I don't. Sorry, men, oh, ones that really want a relation?

Hot dat, Let's not act like men are only about sticking their dicking things guys.

That's year. Let's let's be let's be considerative men out here who actually want love.

Super hot guys can get bitches. All the bitches that they're fucking right now, want to be in a relationship with them now?

You know the problem. And I'm a blame lex on this.

You've given a lot of pretty nigga some credit because all all the friends I have love a medium ugly nigga.

The media muggly niggas are the worst.

Yeah, they get in the most pussy out here because everybody think that the fine niggas getting the most pussy. No, it's the medium ugly because y'all seeing here thinking that there's not much competition for the medium ugly.

The medium ugly ones is the ones. You gotta be careful about, all of them. Sorry, we hey guys altogether, let's start. Oh okay, so let's get into some vanilla shi. So a tacky bride was roasted for charging guests sixty five dollars to attend a wedding.

Her wedding, I read this. I have a lot of opinions for this bride. Her wedding day will be double as a payday. Basically, she charged families and friends a minimum fee of sixty five to attend her wedding. Her billy strategy was revealed by an attendee who went to Reddit to ask if it was wrong. It said on Reddit, one of my closest friends is getting married and is charging her guests to attend.

I always knew she was cheap, so in one way, I'm not surprised. They claimed they received an invitation in the mail which required the sixty five dollars. If you are svap'd, yes, it doesn't even say what the fee is for, but after googling, it says it includes food, music, decorations, and the venue.

So they literally want their guests to pay for decorations. The person added to the guests who wanted to eat needed to pay additional money, and if they wanted to stay at the venue they would deny, they'd be charged next one hundred.

That makes sense with a gift included. Their redditors said they expected the wedding to set them back more than four hundred.

The thing is, I know the four hundred dollars about probably per person they're saying with the gift, with the okay, got you. The thing is, I know they have the money, said the friend. She inherited a lot of money from her grandma. They have a house, the fiances well the pocket watching that's what I.

Was just looking.

They have a boat they're renovating. I also suspect they can actually afford both the renovation and the wedding. But they're probably just trying to play it smart because they're cheap. Hmmm, ask her, if you cannot pay but still come to the wedding, can you bring your own dinner? Promise not to look at any of the directions. Those were some of the comments.

I want to know what you think about this, because immediately when I saw it, I thought, this isn't a big deal in this economy.

This isn't a big deal. If they're young, This isn't a big deal. If we all know they ain't got that much bread. This isn't a big deal if they got a lot of children. However, when I just read that the wife had a boat, a house, and this and that, and again that's pocket watching, It's kind of like, Okay, well are you prioritizing anything, like why are you having a wedding? I understand people that want to like celebrate their love but maybe can't afford it, Like that's tough.

It's tacky. Take your ass to the courthouse, have a more intimate ceremony with your partner.

The idea that I have to pay to celebrate your love with probably a nigga we don't like anyway. Let's be very clear, a lot of us normally don't like our friends partners. We're happy that our friends found love, but bit y'all, you don't know we're shared over the years.

I don't really like this, nigga.

I'm gonna be rid with you if I pay the fee, I'm not buying shit else. No, I agree with that, and you're not getting a gift. But but see then there's that. Yeah, I'm sorry. I I think it's just tacky.

I mean, and to be very clear, I think it's just weird when people.

Expect like like like. So I got to go to a wedding in this last year one of my very best friends for over ten years, Lena, she got married in Vegas. Fund she got married and uh married in Vegas and then literally well so this was also for me to celebrate. But I said, let me celebrate, y'all. I bought a table at a beach club after so we literally went from the Vegas wedding to.

The beach club well, where were their wedding plans? After? What do you mean?

What was there about the table? Nothing that they ended up. They had a dinner that night, but they just wanted this to be very intimate. She had like two of her sisters there because they lived in Vegas already. I just happened to be in Vegas that weekend and I popped up. But they made it very intimate. Here's my thing when you love somebody, and I've shared this, Maybe this is why I also don't want to get married.

You know what's crazy. I've been thinking about how long hope over stepping over there.

I don't know what the conversations is over there, but I just think if we're talking about the economy and weddings, hold on, wait.

That's actually alex as someone who's wedding planning? Is it going way over what you thought it would go. See, I'm not gonna lie to me. In this economy, I think about a couple and what you could spend.

Mind you, I and you and I both have been looking at purchasing real estate over the last couple of years. That money could go towards an actual asset. The idea that everybody that goes to your wedding is gonna eat and shot out the food, you spend all the money on, The flowers gonna die, The dress ain't never gonna be worn again.

What the fuck am I spending all of my money on?

For a moment since I started looking up luxury rentals for our abn thing like which no, really, I'm like, I want to buy a gown in return it. I have been looking at all of these sites of Alexander Wayne gowns Vera Wings, not Alexander Wing Vera Wing. Sorry, And I was like, oh, I could just rent my wedding dresses.

Don't need It's not gonna change. I'm not anyway.

No, I was just gonna say so, I've only had one other friend besides alex get engaged married, right okay, and so his wedding is coming.

But that person was Ajan Toy.

They're in Atlanta, and I remember thinking, when you're close to someone and they have a wedding, you must do more than the other person.

How much do you offer? Like that is what? Wait? Wait, break that down. You gotta do what? Okay.

For example, when you're super close to someone is getting married and you're part of the wedding party, I feel like that's the people that take on more of the stress. Why is a regular attendees that taken on the stress? I agree? Like that to me is saying that shit for your bridal party, right, Like maybe the bridal parties gotta like pay for their own dresses, eliminate some of that shit, like put some more.

Money in or like maybe I don't know.

I remember Sharde, one of my homegirls, was talking about how she would do my makeup for my wedding and it's like, okay, that's a huge cost, right, Like I feel like friends supposed to be now me, I'm a fun time. So I say, sit at the table with everybody y'all in Spain, and you can charge me for the comedian fee. I'll be fun I'll flirt with the guests, That's what I'm gonna do. But no, it's some real shit,

Or maybe you shouldn't be getting married. I can't imagine knowing that finances is the number one reason for a lot of divorces and and breakups. The fact that you're going into a wedding cutting corners financially because you can't afford it or it doesn't make sense for you financially. You and your partner ought to in a place right now to maybe be considering marriage. You need to be focused on.

Building a savings account, really working towards raising each of your net works together so that this doesn't become a burden, because I can't imagine going straight into a marriage with somebody in debt.

Yes, the average wedding cost, I would say forty thousand, Okay, twenty eight.

And a little bit more. If you want to be fancy, well, no, that's that's thirty thousand. That's around the country.

Okay, so thirty thousand, yeah, twenty eight to thirty eight, okay, weddings with one hundred and fifty guests.

So you shir with you?

Uh my makeup artists have any wedding soon? And I was like, oh, are you excited wedding planning? She was like, oh, the venue has the food, the venue is doing open bar, the venue's doing the giving. The djy like he's doing this that, And then she's like, that was the easiest thing. I really want to have a destination wedding because I don't really want the pressure of gifts out.

I'm gonna hold you.

What the lady asked him for sixty five dollars per person? Will you have a destination wedding? You're expecting people to pay over a thousand dollars each.

I I don't plan on having a lot of people.

No, But I'm just saying, oh, oh, gil, they're spending over one thousand dollars because there's flight, there's room, of course, so so it actually becomes more for your guests to attend a destination wedding.

I'm okay with that. Of course, you are the niggas the well, a little more cash, we'll have a reception here. But I two weddings. I know that's right. Talk your ship like money. I want to go ahead the party, bitch, I am you think I'm gonna have a wedding reception with a club flyer. I'm just playing. Okay, forward order, let's talk about this ship that you will tease me with forever. Woke up periods on? Yeah for me, I've been getting pretty vibed now my period. Sorry, bitch, what

You never use a Peroy penny like the pennies to sleep in the disposable period. I've had one Perry penny.

Shout out to all of those who sponsored my official box owner. But I can't imagine walking all day in just a penny.

Not fuck that I was wearing my shit anyway, go ahead, poor dr. So this morning I wake up and I got my makeup done because I was at a photo shoot and then everything was all over the place, and so it's getting down to the wire of the time I need to leave.

There's no more pides in the house. I'm on the phone Vinnie.

I'm like, fuck, dude, I don't want to do the tissue thing because some cattle that doesn't work. It doesn't and these are here.

I know you got like an ass now because you getting a little thick. But like when I the emergency tissue, it like folds up, it goes into my booty crack.

Yeah, I don't like it, Like it literally doesn't stay. It's like my booted hole will be like I've.

Tried it and it like sucks up the toilet paper and then it's like a lot. It literally fits the crack of my ass. Has that happened to you yet? Just no, the ladies listening, No, if you gotta do the emergency tissue by the time you go back in there, it's like this thing because now I don't fit up your boot crack, I'm sorry my ass will be eating a tissue during that emergency.

I can't do it no more crazy.

But in this moment when I panicked, I was like, damn, should I just be late? But I don't want to start off the air like that, So stinking about what I could use in the house. All the thinks underwear like the period, actual panties, yep, things, Yeah, And then I looked.

At Nina and I was like, damn, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do to your dog?

We talk together, and so I figured a pad itself is just paper that can get blood soaked up in it, right, And I have a dog and there's mad peepee pads in my house. You did not fit a pee peepee pad in your draws. I'm wearing it right now.

There is store, there's a seven eleven at the corner. I didn't. So you just said, I'm just gonna say my pee pee pad all day. No I'm not. Now I have pads because I ran to the store.

So go ahead and share with the women how they can cut up their dog.

Ever in a crutch. And it's not like I'm I'm pussied to pad. I put tissue first, I cut the little peepee pat and it's underneath the tissue, so I made them out and honestly, I feel like a fucking scientist.

It's the smaller you cut it.

I would say, top five things I'm proud of in life, horrible decisions, sex cells, WTF media, honestly making this pepe pad top four?

Really, son, Let me tell you why else. I thought the pppad was a great idea.

I've been talking about p play, not going to get into it, but it's been a conversation and it's like, oh, a ppe pad is how you do it.

Ladies, If you ever want to have.

A little squirt session, if you ever want to get pissed on the horror derb is PP pads are what.

You use, duh.

And so anyway, it's working right now. We'll find out when I get off the fear of the work works.

But I bought pads since I had to put something on to get to the store. You know what's crazy. I'm like really trying not to judge.

But I'm also like, if I going to a person's home who doesn't have a dog, but there's peepee pads there, then I know other things that they and so I'm just not gonna judge. In twenty twenty four, good for you scientists.

Wheezye, thank you. Look at you v That was really all I wanted to say, as the animated bitch that I am what you are? You not proud of me?

Okay, well I want to know. I'll let you know if I'm proud of you, because starting off the year, you wanted.

To share this for some you have look at you, look at you. The fact that she just looked up here she was bleeding through her goddamn geez scre But honestly it's probably better than a Maxi Pad.

No, it's much thinner. Maxi Pad has super I don't think doggy pads. Coming's super light regular.

I'm not gonna lie.

You might need to change this out, bro, I got one now, okay anyway, So.

Okay, here we go. So everybody knows I love Mexico.

And you called me son. I'm surprised you ain't call me essay, but go ahead. She's like, yo, son, not Essay.

So there's been no secret that I loved going there. It's like my favorite escape place. And then one of my homegirls recently told me shout out to Stephanie that my venus line runs through Mexicano.

Your what we're not. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm gonna let you talk about sitting in a peepee pad, but I'm not gonna let you starts and moons this ship at the top of the year. We're not gonna do it.

Okay, your Venus line.

There's houses, there's universes, there's rising suns, and no, we're not doing that.

Don't let me get into the Chinese strology. Hey, the year ago, year ago? Sure? Am mm hmm. Do you know what you write? No? Hold on? You might be a rat.

If you would go how I'm a dragon or something. I'm something great.

I'm a great dragon ran, but it's the year of me by the Year of the Horse. I don't hold on. Let's see if it's apparently like better than let me get into this ports book. Wait wait, wait, I am a stallion eh high spirited, active, and energetic. Their enthusiasm and cheerful personalities made people like them. Well duh, that's why people that are born in the Year of the Horse like to be the center of attention.

That is not what it says. That's sort of got you, lie. I don't even believe none of that.

The horse is competitive with the goat, tiger, and rabbit. See that money. That's crazy, Like Jed, we're not going to start the Moses. Let's get into here, force them.

Okay. So I love Mexico and you guys know I love to loom.

So it was going to be out in tu Loom working on some of the book and partying. I worked on an excerpt you could hear it on Patreon and it was great.

Man, he liked it.

But I really thought I was going to decompress, and I did, but I also got it in.

So before Tuloom happens, I had a trip to South Africa, and.

I told my nigga, like, I don't know how long it be in Africa, like you need to be coming to see me, so we need to figure it out. And I appreciate that. He was like, all right, bitch, fine, we'll go to Mexico. So I went to a new place called Sayulita and it's outside of part of Arda and one of my friends told me he's been having a wild ass time there and he literally said to me the night before I went, maybe he manifested it. He was like, who you going? Wait, I'm like my

Vibe and like we've never been away together. It was great. We already have grade sex and it just took it up a notch. That's why I'm really happy to be wearing a peepee bad full of blood today. Never knew, you know, you can still be pregnant and get your berry.

I'm not okay, I'm just saying scientifically speaking, if I was the peepee pad right now, do you think that No, Mandy, I would say, still take a Partnancy Test, I'm not spotty. It's full on. No, you could be full on and still be pregnant.

So anyway, thank you.

Clara's like, yeah, bitch, I would like know your body, ma'am.

I I wish that we had a little more dialogue of what threesomes would have looked like. Okay, there were no issues on our end, but I realized, like, we're very comfortable with each other.

We're very comfortable.

With the idea of talking about having sex with other people and kind of like boundaries as far as like.

Maybe what we'd want it to look like.

But we never really had the conversation like what if it happens tonight, which I think couples should do.

Yeah, I agree, and we didn't.

But like that was whatever. So it's our second night in Saulita and I'm already on a high. We're talking about how we care about each other or word whatever.

Uh.

So we go to this restaurant that's recommended. Maybe it's like a seven thirty reservation. We're both really tired, to the point where I'm like, I might need to do some drugs.

Nigga. I'm tired.

So we go upstairs. They're like, oh, you can have a free drink if you go upstairs. We have a club upstairs.

We go up there. It's empty as shit. Of course it is, that's why you got the free drink. Yep.

So then we turn and oh, he's like, oh, can we have too. Margarita's turns to the token. She's like, oh, this is where our welcome drink.

And I was like, bro, what's the welcome drink?

Not a Margarita, bitch. Now we got to pay from the drink. So I already annoyed it that he went to the bathroom. I was talking to some gay guy, or maybe it was the opposite. Yes, he went to the bathroom, made a friend, brought the nigga out, and the guy goes, oh my god, you're so high.

He's so high. Oh my god, you have to me. My friends are lesbian. So in this empty ass club, we walk right over and.

I hope they never see this. I'm not going to say they were ugly. I'm just gonna say they had very forgettable faces.

Can I also say this is why I said at the top of this episode, the mid ugly them niggas be getting pussed. It beat a mid ugly everybody.

Who actually be fucking more than the good looking people.

Let's be very clear, because here you go, they had forgettable faces. That was a really nice way to call them mid ugly. Okay, did I say it mid ugly?

They weren't ugly, Yeah, I wouldn't. We didn't know it was.

They weren't ugly, they just were forgettable. I wish I knew one of their names.

Here we go, me and this nigga. Every time we go out, everybody's always looking. I don't know. He said to me.

We have just really like a very sexual energy already. So I think that's one thing. And then on top of that, like miss we're in Mexico, it wouldn't like and we're in a little tiny town.

It wasn't no good looking people for it. So the girl looks at him and just starts gawing him.

Now, he's a handsome man, but it was almost too much like it got to a little fetishizing point, and I almost was gonna stop it until I realized he was just laughing and having fun.

Okay, so brookuick the ethnicity of these women, color of the couch and if you can't see it, you guys are listening, so that this is an audio experience. It's what so cream they want?

They weren't cream bit cream like milk.

I want to say they were from Alaska or Oregon. White. It's very cool.

Okay, what so one wasn't I don't want to say she was fem but one was way more butch Okay.

So the one that wasn't butch seize him and was like, oh.

My gosh, so she's bisexual. Let's go dying for this nigga. Look at these arms like and I was like, why is she doing this? Like it was just too much. So he's laughing, like what the fuck? She's like, oh my god, your hair mind you he has locked. When I saw him, he go up.

She went to touch his hair. I was looking to see how he was because bitch, wait wait wait, but she let these white women touch the dreadlocks of your man. Stop it still gave them some dick and pussy home on crazy. I'm ready to keep here. It was like when the sit you cheering? Okay, I love that we were fetishized lesbian.

I don't know if he pulled back, but there was like I was looking and staring and it stopped for a second. I was like, okay, yeah, he's giggling, he's laughing. She's like, oh my, I'm sorry, this is my fiance. You're just so hot, like couldn't stop talking about how sexy he was. Then the fiance was like, oh my god, and you're my type. She started talking about she got a crush.

I don't know what little perto rica act she was talking about, but I was like, I'm not who she thinks I am. Okay. So now at this point they both want to fuck us crazy like.

But no, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, the other one wants to fuck him more than anybody wants to suck anyone in the world.

Okay, the girls saying on the track of the butcher Chick.

But she's just like, oh, I'm sorry, like she's drunk whatever, this is just she's wilding.

Out right, Okay, I'm like, it's cool. So I looked at him and I was like, are you good? And he was laughing. He's like, I'm good, I'm good. He holds my hand. He's like letting me know, like you know, which is very good threesome material. Okay, don't let me go, nigga, I'll go wipe. Okay. So we start talking.

They're talking about how they got engaged in Sawilita on a boat and they're so happy to be together.

They've been get this many years. Blah blah.

The girl that was gawking used to be a Mormon, she's got kids and now she's in this lesbian relationships a bitch.

I don't know what she thought. She saw some black deep but she was gonna kate.

So we realize what's going on, and no one's saying anything. Finally, the butch girl who was being very domineering was.

Like, dopineering, Like yeah, like that'sn't word. Can we looked that up real quick? Domineering is a word dominaring, Like domineering isn't like taking over the situation. So the other girl's really drunk. She's like, I'm just trying to Okay, I've been larry to dumb oh bit you right, Okay, I've been talking to them. I think I have words out, Hey, you could make some up.

Sometimes a certing ones will over another in an in an arrogant way.

Oh yeah, yah yeah, like this because there was a man there and she was she said, I got this mm hm, so I remember this, comp said, I for this confidence I am.

She's like, so, I'm gonna be honest. We've had some.

Drinks, mind you, Mandy, at this point it might be a forty five. We've had some drinks. You guys have had some drinks, clearly.

I don't know if you would like to engage, like now she can't talk right, I don't know if you would like to engage in making this like a thing, but like I would love to have sex with you, if you would love to have sex with me talking to me only because mind you, this bitch is damn you're trying to suck is tack in the corner.

I'm like, I could be down. But also I'm like doing the high pitch voice because I'm not sure. I don't I know exactly what him and I said, but we went away for a second. I was like, are we doing fuck these white fish right now? And he was like laughing. I'm like, this is so crazy because we've talked about threesomes. I'm like, oh, were youna have a foursome? And I'm like, they're not ugly. And then he looks at the other chick. He's like, she has a nice body.

She did, she had a really nice butt, big titty, like again, she had kids. Go ahead and try to make this better. No, I'm seeing what he's seeing. I'm saying in this moment.

Then the other one had mentioned that she's never had sex with a man, so gold start, all right. So he was like, honestly, it's not about her, Like the fact that she never has sex with a man, it's got me like hard. He's like, now, I'm like, that's more exciting to me. Okay, he wants to have like this first experience. I'm like, all right, fucking let's fuck these guys, white bit just let's just go. So we

But I also, we should not be using terminology like clean or dirty.

Yes, But it was just like what okay, so mind you eight forty five, I think, cause who's.

Gonna say no?

That's why I want that question be very clear in any space. If you're not asking for results, and this is where this is the educational part.

If you're not asking for up to date, don't not say even up to date within like the last two weeks.

I would say, even if you're not asking for paperwork, to ask somebody, are you clean? No one is going to be like.

Actually, of course I'm not. I'm dirty. I've had one guy in my life tell me he had her bees. Okay, other than that, and that was.

Something he said on his own, maybe date number two, which is good. And I remember thinking, oh, he brought this up before we even got to the sex talk, because that's the type of man he is, right. I bet there are so many men walking around and probably unknowingly with something like that would never say anything.

Yep. And he gave me the choice, even though I fuck him. I do think that was admirable. So anyway, fast forward, so I was like, yo, I need another drink. Let's go somewhere on some other drinks and then yeah, we'll come to your place, she's like, our places around the corner. Our places on the corner, Our places around the corner. So then at this point he's like god damn yo and me and him laughing, and he's like, well, all right, let me get a cigarette.

Like he's trying to figure out how we can get a break for a second. We got a cigarettes out the house. She's like, all right, there's a cool bar by the house, Mandy.

They walked us right by this goddamn bar, go to Annie's or whatever it was called. I remember walking by the bar and being like that looked like a a n and what the hell is that? And they said, we're just gonna take you to the room. Bro, it's crazy. So they take us to the airbnb. We got drinks.

We get there and I'm like, okay, how do we start this three so bitch or some nope, we'll find out.

Okay.

So we get to the house and these bitches put on Usher and I whispered to him, wait, what song that matter? Just an Usher playlist?

Okay? And I said, do you think he put on Usher because we put And he was like, no, baby, they put on Usher because it's like sex music, said it is that's what which one? Because we're black? No, no, no, no, like if Yeah was on the White women, but if Yeah was on, that's different than Superstar Superstar. What's your go to threes of music? Oh?

I say it all the time, but snow a leggra radio and it plays like Daniel Caesar snow Alegra.

Well, I'm gonna put on the Brent Bias Man. Of course you shout out to you, Jordan shout out to music. Jordan was great. He opened up for black Really.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say Jordan was great.

All right, I haven't been fucking actually.

So anyway, so we're sitting down, we're smoking I think weed. Yeah, we had we with us. Then we're having a drink and my leg is up and I made a joke and I was like, oh my god, I can't believe I'm a type of force. Some I didn't shave my legs and I was just I don't know where it came from.

I think this butcher cared if you had motherfucker niggas don't care if they hear from Yo.

Pussy is growing on to you in a tho. So then it starts with everybody's touching my legs, oh god, and it's prickly. Yeah, but also everybody's legs were prickly, right cause then he's like he's got my feet like in his lap, like on his dick, so he's like rubbing my legs.

And then the one that wants to fuck him, which any women that want to be a unicorn should do this, or like, she was like, I want to kiss you, okay, So we start kissing, and I was kind of over her, and so then she starts kissing him, which I was fine with.

So this one, I just want to see him get some pussy and fucking bitch in front of me.

So then the butch bitch is like so we start making up, and it's funny because when he mentions me in the club like this is the one I want.

She wasn't that butch by the way.

She was just like white girl that was wearing like surferboard outfit with like a sports brad top, not like stood.

But he was like, yeah, this one.

So then he grabs her and starts kissing her, and I'm like, oh my god, this is crazy.

So I'm like, have you ever kissed a guy? And she's like I have not funny.

So I was like, okay, well, so the other girl just takes off her fucking clothes and she's like, oh no, no, the butch domineering.

Let's get to the bedroom. She is set in this whole scene as if she's done it all before. I love it.

So she was like, I have some toys and she likes them. So mind you. Here's the funniest part of the night. Me and this nigga was drinking a lot of water because we were drunk from the night before. This is our second night there, and we were drinking a lot, trying to get ready for this shit and drinking beer with them.

He's like, I'll be our back up, go to the bathroom.

So I'm waiting for him because I'm like I got heat too me And while these bitches trying to get in, we're like, god damn it.

So we get into bed. This girl's fucking.

Her with like a vibrator or whatever, right, and we're kind of watching. We're letting them do their thing, and then I start with the bem chick and I'm going, hamm, I ain't been in a pussy in a minute, minds you.

It turned into shit. The last time I truck it did. So I'm getting in there and he's like on the bed, he's watching me, and I'm like, okay, I'm going it. So the girl starts squirting in your face.

No no, no, it wasn't like crazy squirt, but like, and he's okay, thank you, and he's saying it right, He's like, oh shit, niggas.

Niggas got a nick bro. He's like, oh shit, y pussy square, you're making a square. Okay, Like he's like talking to me. That's the only thing he said. And when he said that, I looked at the butch chick and she was like displeased. And the girl's super loud right now, right like the whole time, she wasn't this loud. I'm not saying this to amp myself up. Me and him and went over this moment because this is where

She removed herself, yet she's clearly filling away. So I went to the bathroom. I'm like, hey, mind you, this is a studio Airbnb. It's an open floor flint. We're not that far away from the bed maybe right there.

I'm like, hey, are you okay. She's like no, I'm not okay, Like I didn't know this was going to bother me, And I'm like, yo, you were the.

One that like told us to get in the bed. She's like, I know, I just didn't know to it. And I was like, I know, it's okay, I understand, and she's like, oh my God, you're walking me through this. I can't believe you're walking me through this. And then I'm like, yo, for a living, I'm a sex educator. I just want to make you feel better. I don't want to say I'm a podcast or so all your business gonna be on a podcast.

But I was like, I'm a sex educator, so I just want you to know, like, I'm not feeling uncomfortable at all.

This is not uncomfortable. I'm having a good time. I just want you to know we're all having a good time. She starts crying. In the middle of her crying.

Oh my god, is it. I'm not gonna lie.

This is how, by the way, for y'all that like to ask about how to have a threesome or foursome, no, no, no, no, fuck them talking ninety percent of them and like this where somebody is crying, uncomfortable, removes themselves and now hates that this ever happened. I'm not going to lie you saying this. This is literally how I even how men say no, we needed like ninety percent of threesomes are unsuccessful.

We need to talk about this too.

That's why I was like, I have to show you unsuccessful. She starts crying right, maybe like to the point where like we're holding hands and this is all I can hear. I can hear him. All I hear is the wetness from the girls.

Yeah, And I'm like, oh my god, mind you.

He don't know what the fuck is going on, and like this bitch is crying. She's like, I don't even know if we're gonna get married now. It sounds like fucking macaroni and Jesus, mind you, bitch. The bitch is scored is so much. I'm getting mad and I'm like, this is too much.

So finally they're bad.

I go over right and he's on top of her in the bed. I'm like, baby, we gotta go.

And he's like that baby, we gotta go. And I'm like and then so I'm like they need a moment. So the butch bitch goes on the patio. I'm like, we gotta go, we gotta go, please, we gotta go. And he does.

Still don't know what's going on, right, So the girl takes a break and she's fucking squirted out. Bro her legs are like this, like this nigga destroyed her. I mean, she can't even move and like her partner's outside crying. So I'm like, can you come here please? So I'm trying to tell him. He goes to the bathroom. I'm like, she's fucking crying.

Goes what they gonna do it? She run us over here.

I'm like, yo, it's not right. Please can we please go? And he's like, yo, I'm not rushing out of here. I need a minute.

He's like, I'm about to clean up whatever and then we'll go.

Okay, I'm gonna have a give me a second, bitch. I go on to fucking balcony because I'm feeling bathroom this bitch.

She's still crying. Mandy.

Now she's escaped to the pool area. The girlfriend comes out and she's like, Janafe's making out with me. I'm like, yo, yo, yeah, this bitch.

Is horn me. Okay, she's fucking ready to go. I'm like, yo, your girl's over there crying. Should I go over there? I think south. So this thigga comes back out looking all cool as shit, is fucking button up his oi, gotta fucking joint in his hand.

I'm like, bro, can we go? He's like, no, my finish this shit, Like why are you rushing me. These bitches are having a breakdown.

Bro. They're in the corner crying. He rubbing my leg. He's like, are you okay? Like, are you feeling good? I'm okay. He's like, all right, let me get my drinks. He was trying to have around two after the bitch.

He's like, yo, I'm trying to I'm like, she's crying. He's like again, girls, So they come back. The girl's like, I'm sorry, I know what's gonna happen to me?

I don't know. I never And bro, that's the thing. Y'all be thinking you'll ready for the three soomes and emotionally, but you know what, it's crazy. He told me.

I was like, yo, she wasn't ready for to be with a nigga. And he's like, no, he said that happened when you were sucking her. He's like, she wasn't ready for that ship period.

No. So she was like, if you.

Guys want to stay, you're walking to stay. The couch pulls out. I'm fine, I don't want to be awkward. I feel like I'm ruining the night. And I was like, yeah, she was so weird. I'm like, yeah, we're good.

I don't worry, bitch. No, no, their names. Well, this was fun. All right, We're gonna go back to the club exactly what you're ably walking down his hill and I'm like, yo, I can't believe.

We just had to force them. All we did was go to dinner. We said he was gonna keep a chill to then and he's like, nah, I know that was funny. It's only like the club.

Bro. We go to the club and then we see this other ground.

I'm like, yo, no, stoping like this is like, so we're having fun, bro, go back to the fucking hotel. He claims, this is the best sex we've ever had. I have another moment that was my favorite. But we were literally under the stars fucking having sex.

Look I gazing. Well, that would be your favorite.

His favorite would be when there was two other bitches in the bed. No, that was his face, the one under the stars and shit.

Oh said that that. He just said that was my favorite sex we ever had. Was Thanksgiving me, but I was on my period. It was a full moon. I'll know what's going on, the show is good.

So he didn't say that that was his favorite.

He said the star gazing was okay, Like he's like, Yo, the fucking being under the stars with you having sex outside. Also, the crazy thing is this is my ego, my nigga, This is how ego driven I am. And when I tell you, I'm embarrassed.

To say this.

There was a moment where she was squirting and I knew he was enjoying it, and I was like, damn, I know I'm gonna be squirting like that. Do you know I scored it that night on a dick. I know that's right, that's my fucking brain.

Bitch you think another bitch gonna do this shit? Girl? Literally, I think I pushed that shit out. I was like, it was pissed you beat on a nigga. But so the four some turned into really lovey, deb romantic sex and like literally the next day, I was like, Yo, when you can feel three sims or four sims whatever can be sex shit period, yep. Or that people can make you feel so removed from someone and so disconnected.

That ship did the complete opposite. It was crazy, like the well they made it. Definitely the the butcher girl felt that way. By the way, we've been saying that a lot are we allowed? Is that an Okay, way to.

River white people. So this isn't our area. Okay, okay, so we can call them, but okay, stuzz it. I don't think he's the one that's but just that. But no, it's not like the F word.

Bitch, if you bake me bleep out the M word, we bleep at you saying the D word.

But they're disabled. No, they're not disabled. They're just little. If you can get a sticker for parking, that's a disability. Oh little people are have a disability, right, it's questionable not you.

Judging a disability based on.

If they can get a sticker or not. They can they can park close, They can park Are you googling it right now? They can park close? And that bad. You need to leave, Alex because now it's turning into flavoring. I'm not gonna lie for getting disability.

Disability but no benefits. But they're not disabled.

Okay, Well you're short, so God kind of did it for you. No, I'm five to one and three quarters, bitch, give me my three quarters Gucci clogs.

That's what we're doing, everybody. I hope you enjoyed our first episode. Back into the studio, we have some really dope guests coming up in the coming weeks, but also again horror hive dot com, make sure you get your tickets if you are in London or surrounding European countries.

Y just want a little thank go to my own trip and you American, but you want to come out.

Of me the UK niggas because I'm gonna be honest with you and this ain't he's trying to sell tickets.

What is it?

The UK has the finest black man of any country? You said, what the UK best looking black men of any country? Well live because they're all from the continent of Africa. But I'm just saying they're like, they're African.

It's that's what time they are London, bitch, they're African.

Can you just say Nigerians or Senegalese or no, no no, and statement is crazy though they are African.

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