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We reached a climax, y'all, our Climax Tour. We are going to be going all over the country and Canada east coast, Midwest, west coast, South. Mandy's going to tell you all about how to secure your tickets because I'm telling y'all you don't want to let this sell out.
Y'all heard it right. We are hitting sixteen cities for the official Climax Tour, brought to you by Horrible Decisions. Y'all. Do not want to miss out our patrons. Why I first did to purchase pre sell tickets with a special code giving out only on Patreon, and tickets will be available for everybody at or hive dot com. You do not want to miss out. Tickets are short of sell out and we want the Horhive presence loud and proud. See you there. Now, let's get to the show. What
idiots help? What's the Welcome to another episode of Horrid bled This is the old what's up? Y'all? What do do? I'm weazy and I'm your girl. Man Dy aka pet the Stallion aka Debt Bitch. Hey, y'all, we sollo today, y'all we are. We came in, like, what's the We've been touring. We have been meeting the Horror Hive and
it has been amazing. We are now on our on our little little break, but we have knocked out five cities already, I know, and if every show gets better and better, I think something that I've been like excited about is everybody's really impressed with like the things that we add to our shows, Like yeah, just kind of seeing I don't know, I feel like our shows have
always been good. Like my favorite show of ours of all time is our first show we ever had, and then Really and then La the one where that was one of my least favorite because y'all, that's where I found out I was allergic to vitamin C on my face and all the big bitch and I was just not comfortable. It was just at all. I think having
both of our moms there was cool. It was just a testimony to me that like it's not hard that, like, you know, everything that we've come up with for our shows is not because we've seen it somewhere else, and that's not even being shady, like it's not no, like I think sometimes even like musicians, right, they kind of
like go to see what other things look like. Like that was just creatively like it is what it is, you know, like all of our games, we figure out what could be fun, what could be different, and it's something that people haven't seen before, and I know they couldn't have seen it before because we made it. So like I feel like that first show really showed me like, oh, this isn't hard to do, Like and by that I
mean like put the show on. Of course, like logistics gets tough and things like that, but like making this show and being able to perform isn't difficult. So that let me know, like this was a moneymaker, the key key show. See that show didn't make me know it was the money maker because which we broke even, so I didn't know, oh I just saw the money in it until later down the road because maybe the podcast wasn't money make it to me after that. That's what
I mean. Okay, okay, yeah, because the live shows, bitch, we broke even on that shit. But also like didn't really understand what we were doing in the first place, right right for that, but like knowing that ad vibe was there, but the show I say in La when people bully scheronas to kiss me for me to get shironas. That was fun. Y'all should believe me with another cute
nigga again, that was great shop. I felt bad because B and D was there and I was like, oh, my guest Dick tonight, and then I was like, but at the same time, I have to perform. I'm not gonna lie. It has been this is the first tour so far that like, well, maybe because I ain't got none right now, but this has been the first tour where I haven't had like my hoes at every show, like normally someone ether comes in. I got an old hoe at one of them, but he's not a current hole.
He's just a supporter, a good lung, like lifelong front at this point. But like not having like any of my niggas at the show, I think I'm gonna keep it up because I enjoy just the freedom of being on stage and saying whatever the fuck I want. And I really enjoyed our kinksters. I want to I wanted to shot them out though, So we kicked off the tour in Detroit, where apparently y'all not freaking enough in Detroit bitch because we don't really have no kinksters there,
but in Cincinnati we had to. So I want to shout out Ambrosia, who did a phenomenal sensual pole dance in a let dance were weezy, and then Dahlia, Oh way, we gotta tell people what happened in the middle of that. That shit was funny. What's kind of fun about doing these shows too, is like we're not Beyonce, so like bopas in the middle of the show are funny because like we're already a show that doesn't edit shit, Like
we're very authentic period. So in Cincinnati, Vinnie is managing, you know, our makeup artists and whoever's coming in and whatever, staff, cameras, team stuff like that. So if someone's re writing him, they don't. He doesn't have their numbers. He just got the zip code, which I don't know why, no shade to the makeup rogers, But why would you text him and tell him you couldn't say, I don't know. So we had the kingster Ambrosia, who came out and did the strip tease and you know all that, and it
was really hot. So he gets a text right before She's supposed to go on ten minutes before, like, I'm so sorry, I can't say, Hey, my mom just got had an emergency in the hospital. I gotta go to the hospital. So Mandy's in the middle doing a game. Benny's locking eyes of me on the stage and I'm like, oh shit, Okay, what we're gonna do? How we gonna improvise? So I'm looking at Mandy was like, what did I say? I was like, this is we're gonna do. We're gonna
get up there, I'm gonna get on the pole. We're gonna say three things that we should do for this, this, this, And we're like, bet we get up there. So I'm on the mic and I'm like hey. She literally makes the announcement, Hey guys, so we had a kinster but they had to leave for an emergency. So and then next thing I know, I look over to the goddamn staircase where the Kings is supposed to be. She's like, wait, bitch, I'm here. I'm like, weezy, wait wait. So I go
to Bennie and I'm like, uh, she's here. Here go Bennie. At the end, he was like, oh, I thought the Kinkster said they couldn't make it so literally, we're like panicking mid show and I'm just like with the makeup artists textdoy as if we needed her, the whole show needed her writing for that shit, and we were good too. I'm sorry, but bitch. Yeah. I wanted to give another shout out to our kink sits in Chicago, Solomon Abrams, who did a wonderful Shabari rope with a BBW and babe.
It was cute, and then also our opener who did burlesque l du jour. In Houston, we had Sir Debonair open up as well as Coach fee Line. Sir Debonair was a drag king and burlessed performer, and then Coach fee Line did probably one of the best spoken word sensual shit outn't seen and mine, y'all. I know we're saying spoken word, but the ones we've been interviewing it's not given Listen Coach bee Line gave. And then we had Chocolate Buddy Dan, they're not You're not girl, girl,
it's not given you. I want to say you loved her. I loved her, That's what I'm saying. She was Oh no, the spoken word that we had. That's what I'm saying. She is literally the only one that I really enjoyed. I mean a horrible you said the ones we didn't know. I'm talking about the ones that we've been interviewing for the live Oh I thought I would love to have her again too, because I've seen her perform live. I
see just why I would love it again. No, I'm talking about the ones we've interviewed to perform at Oh gotcha got got uh? They she was, she was amazing. And then in Dallas, Chocolate Bunny also opened up. She was our kinkster in Houston, but she opened up as well in Dallas. And then we had four from Black Ink Crew and his Dom Robin where that was great. Y'all four stuck my toes and his Dom brought out a strap and we got to talk about pegging a
little bit. So I'm hoping we get to bring him on an episode because bitch, I'm here for He came out just like a little point point. There's a few rules that I would like to set for these shows. Oh oh wait, are you about to tell which rules? Because also, real quick for anyone interested, I'm not gonna say who did it or in what city? But moving forward, if you guys are interested in being kinksters at the climax, horrible decisions tour, it is a show that you are
being paid for. We have had now multiple cities where niggas was trying to get it on backstage and wallet's wait, not only backstage ladies and gentlemen. Bitch, can I talk for a second? Oh were you about to say that? Yes? Oh, she gonna talk to the audience. Hold on, I'm talking to the kinksters. We's gonna talk to the audience. But kinksters, this is a job. Please come perform and enjoy the show. Please do not try to get busy in the back because the venue is coming to us about it Jesus Christ.
So these are the rules I'd like to set. Y'all have had great energy. I think we've only had I just gonna say one issue too. It was a girl who was in Atlanta that said the shit about I had a two parent household, okay and more than three because you almost got off the stats two. Yeah. But other than that, I don't really remember any issue. I do remember someone being aggressive with me at the Black Effects Us screaming me up in my face and putting her hand up about some shit that I didn't like.
But what I will say is the energy y'all have brought to the live shows are exactly what we need. Oh I love it. You guys are come, you know, just to let you know what I think rules should be. Some of you come and you're in a terrible mood, and I get that, and you just need to pick me up. It's so great to see that we can turn it around, that you could sit with the hive
that you guys get. So many people we met that came alone, which I love because they were all like, oh yeah, it was right, like they were loving it, like they've met people made friends when they left. I would say with this for rules, one come with some great energy to make sure that when you're coming to the show that you have an open mind for anyone that's on the stage and if you get on stage. Yep. So everybody actually those got on stage has been fun
of shit. Even if they were bad at whatever games, they were fun. Oh no, I'm not saying that the girl from El Paso was bad as the sucking dick where she was, but she was fun. Though you know she was fun right, So like that was funny to me. That's why I don't mind laughing about it. But like I do think some people are like, oh, I want to get up there, and they have no idea that there's hundreds of people looking at you.
So I would say this, bitch, if you know you won't get on stage for a game and you shoot your motherfucking hand up, be ready, bitch, you better take the house, damn because when we about to start per Vinnie is the Apollo rules?
Because when that bitch got up there and said deep throating is just for porn? Yeah, that was crazy. Oh good? Are those all the audience rules? Mm hmm. And then the next and final one that I think is something that seems like a no brainer. But obviously you're gonna get horny when you're at this show. Okay, I'm glad you're bringing this and you're going to wanna do some wild shit, which Mandy and I are so used to people meeting at live shows having threesomes. This is a
why fellas y'all need to pull up. Oh, I'm telling you, like the single niggas that go are like nigga what so here's the rule. The rule is, please don't think that our live show is a sex club. Please don't think that me setting that rule as a parameter is me trying to, I don't know, stifle you. I don't give a fuck what you do when you leave the venue.
But like, right, Mandy and I already throw the wildest shows that these ven you see, yep, right, The first thing out of their mouth is always like, oh my god, we just had a podcast show last night. It was nothing like that. They're you know, boom boom this that like they're literally thanking us for coming to their city app because they had no idea when we walking. The daff has a good time. It's a great fucking show. But but that don't mean that you could suck a
dick in the audience. First of all, the show not only like it's non consensual to the people sitting next to you, it's disrespectful to Mandy and I. And also, bitch, get it together home, get it together. You could suck somebody in your phone, somebody that you already know, but offering to suck dick after the show, during the show, during this show is wild. A friend of mine, but also wait, again because I want to double down on this.
We talk about consent all the time. This is not a sex club, so no one around you is consenting to see you suck a nigga dick right by you. I just said that shit bitch didn't get this out to double down on it. My homeboy came to this show completely unaware of what we do. Also knows the show, but like unaware of how the show works. Bro. He got to that green room and was like in shock, and this is a nigga that's played ball all over the world. He was like, I've never like what I mean,
did you see his face? He's like, I can't, I can't believe it. Like she was trying to do it right there, like right there, not even wait till after she said, I will suck your dick right here us. What was the run time in that she did that? The show was almost an hour? No, the show was ninety minutes to two hours.
Yeah.
She saw a six sixth nigga, dark skin with hair and was like, oh, have you ever beat the robin? Have you ever in your life, not in the show, in my life, in your life, have you ever been in the place of venue of club and thought, I need to do it right now. The bathroom don't count. Oh, the bathroom don't count because bitch, I death. The bathroom don't count. Bitch, I definitely ate some pussy a j
I remember you talking about this. I talked about eating pussy and Jerry's bitch, I don't be I don't know if South Beach you talk about the bathroom. Yep, yeah, we went in to the bathroom. I ate that could yeah, have you ever? I mean, technically I was getting breakfast at five am in Miami and just for whatever reason one was to eat cooch but at an event ridiculous. No, the only other place I ate Couchie was the strip club, and I could have waited till we got to the house.
So technically there have been a restaurant bathroom. And you said that the strip club was upstairs in a room. It was, but it was still at the strip club. I actually don't think that counts. How that don't count? Okay? Wait, yeah, we weren't in an open It wasn't an open floor plan, bitch. It was just the private room up in susies okay, And technically it wasn't the strippers. But sly, I ate it was my home. Did I ever talk about that time that I left that first? I was looking at
us about to say, how we are here? A secondict public? No, I never I was gonna say. It wasn't in public, but it made me think that was like the time know that I had an appointment with a client when I worked selling Ethernet, and I did it in one of the hotels that's talk about that. I don't think you did. Maybe I didn't because I was still employed.
But I'll tell y'all now. So when I worked for said company, h basically I would sell disaster recovery software, Ethernet, GPS units, just anything to companies between Manhattan and Bronx. The companies had to have like more than two hundred fift employees. Like there's a few rules because it was enterprise level. One of the hotels, which is one of the most expensive hotels in New York by Bee clocking, Barack Obama coming out, Kim Kardashian like, it's very expensive
and it's a boutique brand. I was needing to service the hotel because they were not having an issue with some kind of mobility around one of their suites because the suite was so big, and I think I told Vinnie this to day it happening because I couldn't believe it, but base believe you were a whore. Yeah. So went through the hotel going by whatever, and I'm like, and I've seen this guy maybe three times before. We've always
been on the phone. He's been my client for a year, but in person not all the time because I always brought my boss because it was such a big client. So I was like, hey, well I need to like visually see this so we see how they can like engineer it basically. So I get in the suite with him and I'm like, oh my god, this is huge. He's like, oh my god, Yeah, there's so many youthsic was huge. No, no, okay, you just said it was huge. But I'm like, maybe that was some of the ugly
sex I've had. So he takes me around and it was he was like, oh my god, there's so many youtubes about this suite. It's like super popular and famous and like blah blah blah. So he's showing me one level this, this, that, and then finally one of the rooms got darker and it was like red I don't remember what it was, but I was like, oh my god, what is this the like BDSM room? And he was like no, but I'm sure people fuck all over this room and do crazy things. Maybe this could be like
the sex room and the upstairs. It's like where you have breakfast and where the maid comes and where your butler comes and ta da da. And I was like, yeah, I could see that, and he's like me too. And then all I know is we didn't have sex because we didn't have condoms. We went down on each other crazy, and I remember, like fully I was stripped down, but he didn't. He only unzipped his pants. He was wearing a suit the whole time. Bitch. It was why it
was so good. And literally when I left, I remember, because you know, I've talked about on this show where I don't like when people make me feel like, oh, they're just done with me, right girl. We got downstairs. I don't know if it made me feel hotter or well, but I had to put my little suit back on and he was like I almost his accent. He was like yeah right away, and so like that was great, We'll connect with you. I'll have my assistant actually let
me see if she's screed. Pulls the assistant over. He's like, did you get notes? Looked at me with nothing like, not even a sexy look like ooh, look at we just did just like blank. And then I got in the car and I was like, that was so fucking hot and I could smell the dick on my face. So while we just shared our public sex, obaby, that doesn't count. Well, we don't want y'all to have sexipades
at our live show. If that's okay with you, just do it in other public places, but not at the Climax tour, which, by the way, get tickets a grow such a whore. You can now get tickets for that at horrhid dot com. Jesus, how do we go from telling them not to have fucking sexual excapades at our goddamn live shouting But we've had sex and public, y'all.
I honestly, I had never been with someone of that ethnicity before, and I wonder if that counts now, because I've said a few times, Oh, I ain't gonna hold you, bitch, y'all might be in for a rude awaken y'all. I went out last night met this little Jerry Seinfeld ass nigga. But he walked up white. What is Jerry Seinfeld? Bitch? She looked like Jerry Seinfield. Let me see. Oh I ain't getting a picture of him. Oh I know he had his Instagram? Is the old boss got the number? Beach?
Where did you go? I met him at a hookah bar in the city. He went to a hookah bar. He was with. I ain't gonna say what he does, but it's finance and bitch. Every there was they they they rich. Be Oh he was one of them. Oh, bitch, super one of them. So what's crazy is we even started because he asked a question about employees, like, would you rather have like an A one employee who's great at their job but not great to work with? Or would you rather have a B employee for someone who's
really loyal B? And I said B. Half of the table said be. Half the table said the first one. And I was like, to me, I would want someone who's they could be good at their job, but I would want someone that I know is as invested, someone who's open to learning more. If you come and thinking you just know everything, you're not even gonna really give me any room to teach you how I like to do things. But also I don't want to cancer in my in my team. I've literally had cancers on my team. Bitch.
As soon as I saw they will infiltrate in my motherfucker system. Fired. My best employee today was my b oh for sure. And I remember like a day they lost audio at my studio. Shit, And I was like, and I look back on it as a matter of fact, I remember, Kenny, I got real mad at me once and it's something I say all the time. I did something wrong in the beginning working reviews like I don't, I don't. I am not the B team. This isn't the B team, wheezy. And I was like, oh, that's
real as fuck. Oh I don't want the B team. Like this is the level you need to be thinking at. And I was like wow, like it really changed my way of thinking. Is like, and I say it all the time, I'm like, we're the A team. I say I push that because I want people to understand that we should all be feeling like And this is for anybody that works anywhere. Fuck the entrepreneuri bullshit, anybody that
works anywhere. You have to feel like you're the fucking a team, even if that's you on your own, Like, I really believe that that's what makes you shine in corporate levels too, if you just even started a business, if you're selling fucking necklaces, nigga, if you don't act like your shit is you're the a team that your customer service, even if it's just you, then it reflects you can't be saying shit like, oh, we're new or we're just getting started or no, like start feeling like
you're the ship. And that's why I always let y'all know, my dick second is the age I can't stand you. I cannot Well, we gonna get into our vanilla shit now, y'all, and for our vanilla ship this week, which, by y'all, as y'all know, is our sex and the news. Health professionals are now being told to call vaginas bonus holes to avoid offending trans patients. I want to get a little bit into this just so that we can be
very clear on what it means. Health professionals are being urged to use the term bonus holes when referring to vaginas in order to avoid offending transgender or non binary patients The suggestion was made by a charity called Joe's Cervical Cancer Trust, which aims to provide information and support
for health professionals treating patients with cervical cancer. Charity clarified that they were not suggesting that all women use this term, but rather it was important to use inclusive language that would reach out to transgender and non binary individuals. However, this idea has been met with criticism from myself as well from women's rights campaigners online, who argue that the
language is misogynistic and dehumanizing. The Use of the term bonus holes instead of vagina is seen as an attempt to be more inclusive and respectful towards transgender and non binary individuals, but by using this terminology, health professionals are acknowledging that not everyone with a vagina identifies as a woman. The charity believes it's important to recognize and validate the
identities of all patients, regardless of gender identity. However, social media critics say that replacing the term vagina with bonus hole is actually problematic as it diminishes the significance and complexity of female anatomy. Is so annoying, I'm like oh, I'm gonna go with you. I don't disagree on this one, just gonna come in like an advocate, bitch, you know, like because the thing is like, of course I'm an advocate,
and also oh, well, yeah, we're advocate. I'm gonna say this, Like, to me, people getting annoyed by pronouns is actually something that's rude because for as a person that has like a close trans homegirl that i'd be going out with, and shit like, I can't imagine how she feels when someone you know, misuses a pronoun like, especially in a public setting, then she's sitting there like, oh like or even if they bring up the like sometimes I'm gonna be like, oh, when you used to be a nigga,
and like, I can't imagine how that makes her feel. Because now that second part, yes, I am still very much having a very difficult time with pronouns with people, and you're having a difficult time with they them, not with yeah, which which to me is the thing that was at it. I know he and she well say in them is what's what's frustrating for me a little bit. And it's frustrating because three years ago it didn't exists.
As how I was addressing people, so I can understand their frustration with it, but it's just as frustrating for me as someone who doesn't identify as non binary, or they in them to switch up how I speak. But see that's insensitive, that that's really really Superno, I mean you can't shrug your shoulders like that. Yeah, no, no, no, you have to think that a moment. But I'm saying
you're frustrated. You got to use a different word, because like when someone wants to change or is telling you how to address them and you're frustrated by something that they're like, that's fucked up to say. Now, you could probably say it's difficult. Well, they can't be to me. It's difficult for both ends. So to me, I think it's unfair that they're allowed to be frustrated at my new learning curve, yet I can't be frustrated at this
same learning learning curve. I think frustrating is the word I want to use for it, because I'm not trying to be offensive, but it's a little frustrating to have to navigate that and I don't want to offend them. But see, what's frustrating saying is frustrating for you? Is this very like I'm saying it's the wrong word, because to me it comes off as very like this is the Republican argument. Hey, you know what, I only know she and him. You need to pick one. But I'm
not saying that. But that's how that's how frustrating it. No, I'm frustrated that I am that I'm really trying to So where do you frustrat that I'm frustrated? Like them? By the way, like shout out to Vinnie are our tour manager. Out of the Kinksters that I just shout it out who have been a part of the first five cities, about half of them had their pronouns that we had to go through and not only interviewing them, but once they arrived, and he actually I also just
appreciated it. He was like, Mandy, I see you trying so hard and you were doing so good. And I appreciated that he literally saw I was making a conscious effort. But yes, I was frustrated because where we have a certain time for sound check, I'm really trying not to offend them, and so to me, it's more work than normally. Yes, I want to give out to maybe someone I just met. To be fair now, to you, you said you have
a homegirl. I get your care for that homegirl. But for me, someone that I just met ten minutes ago, and for me to be as conscious to how I make them feel it is it's a bit exhausting for me. Exhausting, frustrated. Those are words that I genuinely felt over the last
few years, really trying to work through. I just don't think that we can be advocates at the same time with saying someone's shit is like, I'm an advocate, but I'm real like this, this is how I feel about But what I'm saying is like, no, we can't be advocates and stand in something and then be like this shit has taken time out of my day. Your choices, your sexuality that I'm a fight for and wants you to have freedom for, are like annoying me right now because I have to think too hard. So I think
that that's the thing too. As an advocate of lgbtq A and sexuality, gender identity is something new to me. How you want to be identified is not me saying that I advocate for you to sleep with whoever you want to. The gender identity part is new to me as us being on this podcast. It's something even though
we've been here almost seven years. The gender identity part and what is offensive in how you address someone is new and so as an advocate, I'm here for you to sleep with whoever the hell you want to, but the day and them the pronoun usage has been new for me, And that's fine. You know, I love and I get what you're saying. I just feel like there's a white person being like I just found out we couldn't say nigga anymore because of Twitter. I've been saying
nigga all the time. This is new for me. That's the same. So nouns is new for all of us. But but I'm saying it's like this podcast, we wasn't saying someone in that someone be right, but I'm saying like them feeling offended, like you're saying that's new for you, Like I think it's like, Here's the part that can be frustrated is knowing that your intent is in how they may feel. That can be frustrating. But like to be frustrated with someone's choices for who they are, I'm
not in getting it right. That's so it's you're conflating what my I'm frustrated at. I'm frustrated at no you said then taking Yeah, I just met this person. So I'm frustrated the now how I communicate off the whim it's it's it's frustrating because I don't want to offend you. I don't care that you want to be called them in they, But in order to not offend you, I can't get it wrong. I'm gonna hold you. I've been getting around that shit by the name. I don't know
your name. I just met you ten minutes ago. And you know I'm bad with names. I meet people all the time, nice to meet you. I'm easier to remember their name than remember to say they them. And we hire these people, we hire them, but also we're we're given told two or three names by them. Literally, Vinnie's had the same thing. What we calling them? How are we introducing you? We're getting stage names, we're getting government names, We're getting multiple names as well when we meet these
I've actually been kind of saying there for everybody. I guess I even said it for four I don't know. I'd be like they're going to be coming out with a like, I don't fucking know, so like because it got weird, I just like that actually made it easier. But I was thinking about when we were talking about that, then there was a conversation that was, oh, my homegirl, that is a trans bonus holes. That's where we're at.
So I always feel like I'm right between my My most exemplary trans woman friend is Hope Gazelle, and I think most problematic is for Lane Monroe, but also not problematic to where I believe they're disrespecting their community or their selves. Just problematic is in some of the things people may not want to hear. I feel like the
moments were on right down the middle. And I say that because when I was reading that bonus hole article I saw that yesterday, I was like, the trans women I know have the wherewithal to discuss their genitals right in a health situation without being upset as health professionals
saying bonus holes. That's a me is so ridiculous. I mean, okay, it's the health professionals like, now I go in and because you don't know it's there, it's automatically a bonus hole and not a vagina because you don't want to offend them. But yet my vagina is now not a vagina. It's a bonus hole. This tod ain't bonus bitch is
there and it's tight and is deep. Actually have one trans male friend that I could speak to this experience with, but like they're able to talk about it in very like you know, because they told me, like we didn't talk about their genitalian for a while, and I remember they were like, you know, unless I'm on the phone my therapist or I'm at the doctor's office, like I'm not trying to be like telling people if I have a pussy or a d And I was like, I
feel that. And I thought about that conversation when hearing this, because I'm like, Okay, we talked about this on Patreon where the trans the trans woman came out and uh wait, yeah, trans woman was mad that a gynecologist wouldn't take them, but they they have a penis, so a gind of colleges probably wouldn't be the best doctor for you to go to. But also like I don't know, y'all join
us on Patreon page. I noted them at the door, like was wild to me, like that some of the things I read but like there's two parts there, right, like going into the office, Like I do feel like I would want someone that understands fully what I have going on. I agree, now, I would want them to call me into the room and be like, hey, like
let's have a conversation. Here are your options. Here's some people I know, like guid in colleges at this point should be within their yeah, realm recommending who they can. I don't send you to. But the bonus holl shit, bro, I'm conscious of people's emotions to the point where I believe you get a little Delulu. Now, Delulu, you can't kind of word is the Delulu bitch? She said you a little Delulu. I got that shit from Brionda Now
the other day. Who by the way, it's fine. We had a few people, A lot of people ask me about Brianda sometimes and are anywhere? So Brehanna is cool, she's she's taking an Internet detox. But she says somebody was de Lulu that I knew. We were laughing about it.
But I say that to say, I do think that when transitioning your body, we can't have these conversations where we're so emotional that we're even forgetting the health shit like the whole born gender X thing and all that stuff, like you know, I want to know, like my kid is going to see the right person, like I don't. That's the Lulu to me. So that's why I said, maybe I'm right between flame and Hope. Okay, so you kind of toxic, but not I don't think I'm toxic. No, no, no,
I say you might be more. I might be more toxic. Bitch, I'm frustrated and e is bitch. All right, Well, we're gonna get into Hope facts this week. Not a war, dirb, but we're gonna do Hepe facts. And I have two facts and a myth. Okay, so two facts and a myth. The first one I found wild and I know we did a whole episode on sex flaws. So this is a really funny one. Shout out to everybody in all Obama.
And no we're not talking about Alabama hot pockets. Okay, who we met the person in Houston who Alabama hot Yeah he was a black person who even knew about this? So are you thinking of visiting the heart of Dixie, Just make sure you pack plenty of sex toys because you can't buy them in Alabama. While it's hard to believe, Alabama still has a law on the books that bans the sell or purchase of any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.
I know, sharper image selling. Y'allready for what you could face if caught in the act of pleasing yourself with a sex toy. Please someone's face a maximum fine of twenty thousand dollars and the possibility of up to one year in jail or even twelve months of hard labor. In short, you could buy bullets, but you can't buy the bullet beach. This is actually a part of the state's Anti Obscenity Enforcement Act, which has been challenged multiple times.
So y'all know listening, we're not a political podcast, nothing like that. But make sure you go out and vote, because if y'all want dil Dos, y'all might need to go ahead and get some blues and not they gotta vote for No, it's crazy they got vote for dil Do's. So the second one, now we're taking it up to the six hund well not really the six because that's just Toronto. But this is for all of Canada, and this was crazy. Oral sex was actually illegal in Canada
up until nineteen sixty nine. So you gotta hand it to the Canucks. They have a good sense of humor. As Sarah Aspler at BuzzFeed reports, Canadian law prohibited homosexual acts a sodomy, which actually included oral sex and antal sex under the statue until nineteen sixty nine. A lot of like Georgia has shit like that too, though, which which which the Saxon sing is wild? No, that's ron crazy. By contrast, d Us didn't toss out its oral sex
loss until bitch, so are there? The Supreme Court struck down anti sodomy laws in fourteen states in the Lawrence versus Texas. What's that called when it's the versus case? Right case? Yeah, Lawrence versus Texas case. I was like, like, what the versus bitch? Diddy's rock? Don't do this like the person versus someone else or the person versus the state. That's the case. This is what I really want because I'm confused. It's a case, so you just don't. But
they do have sex shops. Maybe it's the dildo bitch and there's an obscenity thing, so it's still illegal. However, they have sex twiceus. I don't know, that's what. Listen this this comes from a source as stroke Glide, but everything is hyperlink. So hold on, let me get thee get the tea. So what is it just it's in Huntsville. They have one in Birmingham, So what is it like? How do these niggas? I don't know. You can't really
get caught. By the way, you can search this the Marshallproject dot org, which gives out I guess all these like look kind of these little type of weird shits that's going on. Maybe they don't have like things for genitalia then, or maybe maybe they have like a rule, or maybe there's no dildos. Maybe there's other things but not dildos. It specifically says dildos in Alabama. Hold on, sex shops were illegal in New York for a while too. Ain't no way bith not all these hos. A panel
of state appeals court judges have followed. Okay, see shit crazy? Are we? Okay? No? They how do they want? Okay? This is an article from eight years ago, though for New York, but it's a credible source it's a New York news outlet. Okay picks, it's a channel too. Six eleven. It's official. Sex shops are legal in New York for now. That's what a panel of State Appeal Court judge have ruled following a legal issue that's been carried out for fourteen years where they have been begging to ban the
city from being the X rated capital of America. That's what they believed it had been because of Times Square, because the sex clubs here is it's a oh yeah, I guess it is. Yeah wow, So apparently we have sixty to forty section. We had sixty to forty sex shops in an area that they were run away about it said, let me see shick, right, yeah, I guess sex businesses are wow. Yeah, this is oh yeah, from
forty second to forty four. Yeah. So before Disney came and was a part of Times Square, like where they brought the Lion King and all those things, Times Square was the sex district. And then we also know that meatpacking district where all the clubs and nice restaurants are now used to be prostitute specifically for the gays and trans uh sex working of which in me packing I want you guys, Mandy, I'm trying to tell her you'll really enjoy it. We're gonna try to do a cinema
soon of the stroll on HBO. I want you all to check it out before we do the cinema. Yeah, it's about the trans prostitutes in New York, in the meatpacking district that existed. It was only like not that long ago. Yeah maybe like bro I mean it's TV. Yeah, no, it's really good now. I do want to say, since I've been looking up with Mandy was talking about, I found something that tells you where sex toys are illegal while traveling. Oh bitch, Singapore, Bitch, when I live Highland too.
Oh you could not bring a sex toy into Singapore and to get around watching porn, just get a VPN. But nothing sex was allowed in Singapore when I was over. This is so sick, you know, it was tired. Bitch. I have a VPN when I travel because I need to watch an ivy fiance. I'm Saudi Arabia. It's considered pornographic material and it's Islamic law. It's same with the UAE Highland. Although a thriving sex tourism and they believe
that obscene objects are sex toys. Yep, Vietnam. It'll be taken by customs and you can get them back when you go Malaysia. I ain't gonna hold you. I need to know how many sex toys are being held up in Tsa and the god damn lost and Found area until I leave. You know, I did it for a fact sake episode with Eddie about a lost and found That's crazy. One of the craziest lost in founds you can find are at casinos. Oh, I believe it. What kind of things do you find? Because when I tell
you're gonna be like, what probably butt plugs? I would assume the bitches is walking around with butt plugs and when they sit down with a rich niggas is gambling. Okay, cop thinking in that world and start thinking of walking into a casino in the daytime. What the type of people you see? White people that smoke cigarettes. They find a lot of dentures, Oh girl, austin tanks, not pains, Oh wow, old people. Okay, fell phone cell phones is jerry everywhere. But when I saw dentures, they have so
many dentures. How do you lose your teeth from you put them down in a cup. That's so nasty. Girl. Well, I wanted to get to the myth real quick before we get into our horrible decision. So the myth that we would like to bust here for y'all is pineapples won't actually make your semen taste better. Sure, asparagus really can make your piece smell, but loading up on pineapple isn't going to make your your semen tastes like a
delicious fruit salad. Casey Gurn spoke with OBGYN doctor Jennifer Gunter, who stated that eating pineapple won't really affect the taste of semen one way or another. The best way to actually improve your taste is by eating a balanced diet, drinking plenty of water, and practicing good hygie. So, fellas, if you think drinking all that goddamn fruit cocktail before we go down and suck that dig just know it does doesn't really help. I don't believe that that. I mean,
it's a MythBuster, the doctor said it don't. I mean, I've seen a trend though in like, okay, so dating a vegan nigga, But that's a balanced diet. It's overall what they're eating, so like you just downing some pineapple juice before you have sex is not gonna make your semen taste better if you don't have a balanced die. I'm gonna tell y'all, though, what the best taste is semen. You're gonna tell us the best tastes. My first boyfriend I've ever had was the worst. I was with him
for a few years and we lived together. He was on a lot of like I remember specifically creatine. It was like, there's like this metal the protein like protein powder. Not what's a protein powder, it's something else. I think it's still like strength and muscles. But he would just take a lot of supplements of the worst. Probably helps because it's vitamin mm hmm. But okay. I actually a girl that only ate fish and no, no, not fish. She ate She was on keto when I was talking
with her. Hated her smell. Okay, well that makes sense. You're eating a lot of fats, yeah, healthy fats, really bad. Best aairy, best was vegan dairy. I don't know if I can recall. No, keto is a lot of dairy. It's a lot of dairy. It's a lot of healthy fats. And then uh, lean meats. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, I'm trying to think there was another one that was really bad. Oh he was a wine drinker only, and he would have glasses and glasses of wine all the time,
and that shit was tasted acidic, plinging, terrible howl. The best have been veganstus. Now, I'm not willing to give that up because my pussy clean. But whatever I mean, I I just think I'm God's chosen one. I have really good like nut tasting the niggas. It'd be good, it'd be good. What y'all know. I get the big dicks that last long, go long. They ain't shit, But I'm God's chosen with my period and with my big dick radar like, it's really clean pussy. I had some
head a few days ago. Whoa same? Oh my, Oh it was right after you said it. Yeah, literally, I literally I texted the next Dan and said, you stuck some good pusses. I thought I was. I thought I was gonna pass out. And I remember, like specifically, at one point it was so good that I was like I had to look at this nigga, but I was on the couch. She was like kneeled down on the couch under the couch like I don't know if that
nigga was eye level with my pussy or what. Bitch, that shit was good and I think his tongue was going really fast, which I didn't think i'd be into. But like, oh my god, and when they moan into your pussy, Oh that's the horder. There you go. Because we talked about men moaning a lot, but like moaning into my shit. Oh, I know it's good, and y'all know I don't even care for it. I go on stage and talk about how good that motherfucking it was. Oh,
I know, I see it. I thought of that was. Like, y'all, it is summer in New York, and I think apparently from these California the Canada fires, like they're all down. It's in my house too, and I'm like, bitch, I'm on the sixteenth floor where serious swear to God, like I can't leave my windows open. They're everywhere. Bit ch'all feel like you're gonna nut in my own bitch, they're fucking everywhere. Well, y'all, we are gonna get into our
horribled decision. And the horrible decision is being back indies greets, and I kind of just wanted an update because this is the first time in a long time that Weisy and I are both single. But it's twenty twenty three, we are post pandemic, we are in our thirties, and so it's kind of a new lane of dating. And I actually ran into this article from glam dot com that said that singles are shifting the dating world in twenty twenty three by avoiding one specific type of relationship.
So the relationship that people are avoiding are situationships. A situationship is a largely is a largely circumstantial relationship that is typically based primarily upon sex and convenience. In twenty twenty three, people are now looking to date with more intention Intentional dating entails replacing falling into situationships with anyone who shows interest in holding out for someone whose long
term relationship goals at yours. No more settling for surface level matches who don't want a commitment and hoping that they'll change their minds. You're worth more than that and you know it, so setting your intentions for your romantic future and not budgeting. I did want to ask you, since we are dating, if you are dating with intention. I know you want to be a mom, But what how dating has changed for you from now to back when you were single three four years ago? I feel
like three four years ago. I mean I was with old base, so it's like kind of no before him. Sorry I didn't want to, I didn't know the exact timeline. But before him, you were dating. What's the difference between before you met him? And I don't really know because I've always like been relationship girl, But I think this time it's difficult because it's not that I'm trying. I'm trying to find the right words, because it's true things.
Like I literally said to Vinnie when we were driving back, we went to some fucking warehouse rave in LA and we had a really good time, and I was in the car with him and my flea market babe told us about the warehouse rave right, and he was like, oh my, we ran into him. He was like, oh my god, I love him, He's so great, blah blah blah. And when we're driving I was like, you know, I know I'm not supposed to say it out loud, but like, I am bored with being single. I'm really tired of it.
And I want to date. Like I know, I'm not supposed to say it because it'll just land in my lap, but like it's just the truth. Dating is very difficult. It is, and I'm not trying to be bestimistic here, but it's like, you know, it's not looks right, Like it's a lot of ugly niggas happy. It's not anything to do with like one type of person having more than the other. Like I really believe dating in my circumstance, with how much travel I have going on and stuff
like that, is like not easy. So and it's weird because it's like it feels like lamb life, Like yo, I'm not gonna hold you. Living in two cities is fucking amazing. I'm in Europe every sixty days, like shit is lit. But at the same time, it's not lit enough because I don't have time to make, you know,
build relationships. I was even telling Liz Goldwyn, I'm supposed to be going to her place in London and I had something with work come up, but I was like this part of me was almost happy I can't go, and I've been wanting to see her for months with her and we have these things we're gonna do and it's all planned, and I'm like, I don't even want to go, Like I just want to be in one place. I think that what I'm looking for is someone that like truly fits my lifestyle. The end of the day,
I need to make a certain amount of money. It's requiring me to live in two places. It's requiring me to be this busy. This is not vanity. I take care of my parents, like moving them to LA just now. I already see the money going up. What is my mom like and want to do? Like she's not shopping in Winn Dixie no more, she's that Whole Food Sprouts Trader Joe's in LA. Like, shit's going up. And it's not that it's stressing me out because I can afford it.
But I can only afford this because I live this lifestyle. So it's kind of feeling like I can't keep thinking that I'll just meet this guy walking down the street. I really have to meet someone that's kind of living the life almost like I do. Like that gets it, because it's not easy, like meeting someone that lives in one place that gets to lose their girlfriend for ten days. Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, you know what I mean, it's tough for me as a business partner to you, to alex
to employees like, it's really rough. So I think now something that I'm looking for is not even dating with intent more than I'm looking to meet someone like minded, okay, because the intention I've always put behind going on dates, and at the end of the day old they didn't want a girlfriend, he'd been single for eight years and ended up with me, Like, I don't really know if if on the first date you go out there and you're like, I'm looking for boom boom boom, boom boom,
if you go and get it out that nigga. So I guess my approach right now is a I'm still fucking heartbroken and working through and healing after a relationship. But I realize that I have a bit of anxiety in knowing that right now I'm not ready for a relationship, but I definitely want to be back in one. I'm having anxiety around going on a date or just entertaining someone, not having much expectations out of them because I don't want anything right now, and falling into where I am
showing up for this person. We're traveling we're hanging out, we're fucking and down the line. When I'm ready for a relationship again, they're like, well, bitch, we've been chilling. Now you want to make it more Like with the title, I know that I've fell into that in my past, where things were situationships, things were casual, and then feelings started being involved and niggas pumped the brakes like, well, bitch, we was cool doing what we was doing. Now you
want more? Can I be real? This is not to make anyone feel like shit, but you've had that scenario. I have had that scenario where they're like, what when you're like dating someone that's meant to be like like, it just kind of happens. Why the fuck are we begging these niggas? Well, it's not that I'm begging you know what I'm saying, Not you, no, no, no, no, I'm saying I mean, for anyone who's been in that type of situation, I don't think it's we're begging to
be with them. But to me, I want to be intentional on leaving it open and letting it be known upfront. I would like more. I really enjoyed having just one person. I enjoyed making plans with one person like me right now juggling four different niggas, three that ain't even here, and still trying to meet new ones because of course my ass loves to recycle, so they're all from my past, and I know it's not going to be anything to
me moving forward. I want to let it be known if I'm talking to you, and if i'm investment, I think you here to say, like what your dating aspirations are, I would like to be with you, I will say. Also, being in my thirties now out the gate, letting it also be known I'm not really looking for marriage. I
don't want children. That's been an interesting conversation because I've been on some really really really amazing dates and literally they're letting me know on the first date that the reason maybe they're single right now is because no one's come along that they want to build a family with. But they're looking to find someone to you know, that could be that person. And immediately I'm just like, well,
good luck, because it won't be me. And so like being in my thirties dating men around my age because I ain't going fucking older again, it's being a little difficult hearing everyone kind of want kids right now, and I'm like, well, damn, I'm dating with intent, but am I really a long term option for you? If I'm telling you I don't want children and a lot of these men don't have children yet, I'm gonna be really with you that I forget about, but like I would
dub a nigga if they don't want kids. And see that's where I'm just like, damn. Immediately after an amazing date, I'm like, okay, and then there's you don't want to change up your I don't want a kid, and there's
a ceiling to this relationship. Now. I did want to ask you because over I am curious because you know, it's always like fucking kids, fucking kids, sucking them kids from your mouth with this like piekas vibe right, Like we're joking about shit a lot, but like, where's a moment in your life that you may have had where
you really sat and thought, this is my real life? No, I mean where you thought, like not saying that you would want them, but like you've maybe sat with yourself and said like, ooh, if I meet someone that has children, like what is this gonna look like for me? I don't mind being a bonus mom. It ain't nothing to me, Like they don't probably live with their mom or maybe all day a single dad. I've never said I don't
mind being being a bonus mom. I actually, at this point would love for a man to have kids and don't want anymore. That's actually where I'm at, outside of maybe getting a vasectomy or a nigga who swimmers don't swim. I would love someone who has a child or two or even three and they're like, I don't want children anymore,
and now we can exist. I don't mind being a bonus mom, but I'm very adamant there's been no part in my life when you think about mom or whatever, like what responsibilities would you be okay with or how close? Like what do you think you could handle? I don't know. I haven't been that person. I mean, I can cook. You want me to cook for your goddamn kids? Okay? Like do we are we going out to eat together?
I don't know how to be a mom. I would probably be very uncomfortable and not conventional in the way that I speak to them, because that's me with my with my friend's kids. Like I'm very much like I'm talking to them like how their friend stop? So? How old are your friend's kids? High schoolers? Like, I have friends I have that doesn't count, Bache, I have friends with biggers. Think of like a five year old a six year old. You're talking to a seven year olds?
Like what, I'm not talking to seven year olds? Oh? You said I have a friend with seven year old. I have a friend with, but it's a seven year old boy. I don't know how to what we're gonna talk about? Stars and momswitch. I don't know. You don't know how to talk to a kid. Hey, hey, little one, what else are we gonna talk about? I don't know. So I mean to be fair, that would be a learning curve for me, But I hey, little one, oh bro cartoons? Like I don't know? Bro like bit then
I'm gonna turn on big mouth. Here's a cartoon I like. I don't know, Like I'll be honest. That would be a learning curve for me. That for the right man, I will let them know. I will be willing to try. But that's tough because you know, like like I don't remember watching a ninety fiance recently, and I know this is how I'm silly for me to bring up, but this just made me think about what she said. It hadn't been two days ago I saw it. It was the reunion to one of the franchises, and the guy said.
I started to realize she didn't have motherly qualities, and I wondered if like this was gonna fit because she didn't have motherly So what's crazy is my ex? Actually, my ex and my friends actually think I have very mothering qualities. So I feed, I'm nurturing, I'm thoughtful, I love like, I pay attention to detail. To me, I pay attention to detail. Attention to detail was a mothering thing. I ain't God damn it. So to me, I'm very thoughtful in caring for the people around me, and I
love my cat. So he's seen me with my cat. I tell him, bitch, go away, but come here, come lay with me. I feed them all time. I'm very responsible. Is that not mother qualities? What's mother in qualities? I think we I mean definitely like the thing you're talking about.
Someone to describe me once as a mother hen because they were like, oh, you always want to get the group together and make sure you're taking care of this, like I think that that's probably whyaries, but like the softness and being able to like so I will say from my last relationship, I am thankful because to me, from my cooking to the thoughtfulness, I genuinely believe I was able to see how great of a partner I
could be for somebody. I think that when we first started this podcast, I y'all know, I wasn't giving a nigga chicken wings. Nigga, you want to pussy, you better bring food over, your own gatorade, your own water. I wasn't giving you girlfriend quality or any of that. And to me, now I know how great I could be as a partner, and I was that for him. I was thoughtful in everything. I was able to not put myself first, which to me, I've been a very selfish person.
I was able to see how much I can put someone before myself, which to me I literally brought up in therapy. I said, I realize now what my value is and what I'm worthy of because I now have become the best version of myself, especially in that relationship. So to me, now I'm just trying not to I'm trying not to resent showing up in that way and getting the butt end of the stick and feeling like I was shitting on and all of these things. Because
I know how good I showed up for him. I would just like to know that I could show up for someone who fucking deserves broke up with him and stayed broken up which time the seven eight? But this is my this is something that's like interesting, right because it could sound shady, but there's a point to it. You said this nigga wasn't ship maybe after a third breakup, right, I don't know him just saying the number, and you took him back. Would you have even gotten here if
you didn't take him back? You know what I mean, I'll be honest, just like if you've learned these things about yourself. It may have come with all the time taking which which I and I was like almost in tears, and you know, because of what happened when we were I thought we was gonna talk about it on next time we are we are, but which we are? But to me, I realized there was a part of myself that was lying to myself, that also believed in what
he told me, what he manipulated. Lulu, you need to believe he was the best I could get right, and so based on my interactions with men in my twenties, him making me feel so good and literally while accepting the bare minimum, really he made me believe this was the best I could get, and so no other man was going to do what he was doing for me. I literally found the person who was going to make
me happy. And if I went out and was single again, which is what my fear was of dating every time, if I went out again and started dating, I would never find him. So I was just I just kept being drawn to going back to what he made me believe was the best I could get. And I think in hindsight, I started lying to myself. I started realizing, oh, I'm not questioning him, I'm not really holding him accountable for anything in fear that he's going to leave me.
Because now that I feel so great about myself, I finally have also gotten the partner that is the best that I'm able to get because of my past, because of this podcast, because of who I was. He literally put those thoughts into my head that no one else would walk me that Nigga was Jonah Hill probably probably, but I wouldn't be real though, like I did think that when people do that, it reflects for a lot of themselves, like and this is why we can't put
men on a pedestal, bitch, do we You did? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the pedestal. No. I think I brought myself down for my own self value. So wasn't him being put on this pedestal. It was me really sitting in what he made me believe that I could not get any better. So to me it was I was I was shrinking myself. No, I mean when you talk about him like he's this, he's that, like besides cute and tall, like the things
that we're all uncovering now about your relationship. As we listen and as we hear these shitty things, it's like, I'll be honest with you. He again, with the bare minimum, made me feel good. And so I think because of how I felt with him during our highs, I ignored how low I felt and how how much my tears hurt, and how bad I felt during the lows. To me, I just kept chasing those highs. And let's be let's be clear. On the podcast, I talked about a lot
the lack of intimacy that I received my situationships. I barely kissed the niggas I fucked. I didn't get the cuddle time or the sessions. I didn't get the affection that I realized really made me feel so good. And so it was literally affection that had me on this high. And I'm just like, to me, I told you is a drug. I hate it being and when you can't stop chasing that high. It was a high that I was chasing. It literally was I know, the feeling a high.
It's crazy because the love that I felt in my lifetime, I like, oof. I think about it with Hospit Little Dick a lot, mainly because I'm like, oh my god, Like I let that go because of XYZ, because I let my brain get in and say, well I need to have this, I need to do this, I need to do this, And it makes me wonder like do you get that again? Do you just keep chasing it forever? Am I projecting that onto other people? Or like, I don't know, but it's tough because there really isn't anything
that can duplicate it. Like love to me sounds like this thing. I heard a crackheads say once, I'm not even playing it. They were like the reason that you get so deep into crack or whatever drug is because nothing is as good as the first high. Well, and y'all know, this was my first time telling a man I loved him. This was my first real relationship, and so a part of me even continuing to go back was what I've seen in relationships. It's people fight, they
break up, they get back together. So I was going off of what I believed a relationship is. Relationships aren't easy. You have to work at it. No one's gonna be perfect. So a part of me just kept thinking, Okay, if I do this, if I switched this, if I communicate this, it'll get better, without really knowing that or without the mindset that Mandy, there's maybe nothing that you can do to really make him show up. There. We have to dump these niggas bro oh and did like and did?
We have to dump them when we say it, and if we don't stick by that, this is when they do it again. And there again. There's an again that I'm thirteen, that went around about a dude. It was a famous nigga, I don't know who was, They're not that famous, but he was like talking to this girl. He was like oh if I cheat know you you ain't leaving? Did you see that? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah? Who was Keisha's ye boyfriend? She was like, what do you mean? I live? And he even he meant it
and she meant it and she laughed like she's not leaving. No, that shit hurt me watching it. No, I'm not gonna lie because it was. And he came back and doubled down like he wasn't a cheater. Bitch. Everything about that was you be out your cheek nowhere, And to me, I think that that's where I think maybe my ex thought that same thing of me, bitch, you gonna bitch, but you go at thirteen, you gonna come crawling back anyway.
But now no mo, But y'all, thirteen cities left? Actually there are There are actually thirteen cities last see and real quick, if you're looking at the calendar, it says twelve. But we're adding a show, you guys. We may have announced it by now, but we are looking at a show and just know it's gonna require a passport stamp. But you know it's like we've been there. Yeah, we'll update y'all on that. But again, if you are looking
to see us live. Baby, We are on the Climax Tour, which will be your last time to see us on a tour. Okay, now on YouTube, but on a tour, this is gonna be the last time. So make sure y'all go over to Poorhive dot com, y'all. The next places we are hitting is the West Coast and it's given not only California Love, but Phoenix love and Seattle Love.
So y'all, we are hitting Seattle September seventh at the Neptune Theater, September ninth, San Francisco at Beambos, September fourteenth, we are in LA at the Palace Theater, and then September fifteenth, we are in Phoenix, Arizona, and it starts all the niggas I fucked with to the LA Show? Are you really? Yes? Really? Why not? You're gonna bring them on stage? No? Oh no no. So if you guys want to bully show dreads and the motherfucker audience of LA they hers, Oh no, Lambo's coming to Atlanta.
Oh oh, you were writing all your little hoes. Look you want to eat me so bad? That was me last turn? Why think Lambo, baby Mama? He was like, oh, when you're gonna meet in Atlanta? I heard you was coming. I was like, remember she listened to the show. I was like, are you kidding me? Like, are you like? I haven't talked to him for so long? He was like, I'm coming, and I'm like it's I'm like, no, if I'm gonna some shit, I don't know, nigga, you lie
because Atlanta is definitely in October. Whatever, bitch. What I know is if that nigga comes, I feel like maybe he'll come up and do a couple of game. Bitch, I'm gonna say, skirt skirt shout out to the Lambeau drivers. I think bitches are gonna know who he is. Oh, probably, I think he's one of those. Well, y'all, make sure you also subscribe and support us on our patreon that is patreon dot com backslash horor Blade Decisions, and we are not eighteen plus now, thank god, so you should
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