EP 308: BWC (Ft. Michael Rapaport)

looking out about which urban. That must make you feel really old? My mom loves you that that. Yeah, it doesn't make me feel really old. But it's something I had to get when when an NBA player that I was a fan of came over to me, I was like, my mom wants to get a picture. I was like, oh, fuck, my mom's seventy one. So we have Michael Rappoport in the owning. This is a legendary episode, I feel like

mainly because we are we've been podcasters for a while. Yes, I really like having podcasters on because okay, I have to ask you though, she's gonna be good day. Yeah, we're gonna get it. I know, yeah, I knew. I knew some points are gonna be like eating ass a big dick, good dick or something. But you're just gonna start with that. Yeah, No, no, we it's giving b over there, it's giving BWC. It's cool. B WC is crazy. We just came back from Rendon and we were hearing BBC.

We went to the BBC and that we were there at the new station. It was dope. And Mandy goes, right, did you guys know what it means big black cop? No? They know, Nah, they have to know. Um that should be? Can that be? Can that be a new um porn BWC? Um, I don't think big Big is just a white one. No, there's there's Big BBC is the black and big cock. We're like, well, we know we're not gonna get you know, a browning out of this, right, That's what it is.

That's what it is. I didn't want to ask you though, because she referenced you as a podcaster, and when I was looking into all that you've fucking done. Yes, you have been over a hundred like film and movies like television shows over a hundred and so I know that podcaster is now a cool name, I guess because they see all the money that people are getting. Yeah, but do you feel like weird being referred to as a podcaster now, knowing that you've been in this game like

way before podcasts were even a thing. No, I mean, and I don't think I'm referred to as a podcaster. I'm I am proudly a podcaster, and I'm proudly a podcaster, you know, for eight years, and you know, I'm proudly a professional podcast as you guys are. And now we're at a point where, you know, podcast like assholes. Everybody has one, maybe even two assholes, right, Um, so I'm proud that I, um have been doing it consistently for

eight years. You know, my podcasts were about to hit the thousandth episode, which, as you guys know, how, Yeah, you talk a lot. Yeah, I took a lot, a lot. Something funny I said about when I saw your name in an email. So, Dave is your engineer that you have, and um, I remember he texted me and said, oh shit, we have a microup for today, and I said, he's got a fucking podcast. I don't get it. He's still

in movies, Like why is he doing that? And it's so funny because I'm a professional podcast right that said that, that's really what we think. But like, honestly, when celebrities make podcasts, they're not always good, know what I mean. So like when I saw your clips, I was like, Okay, it's funny, but maybe it's just but like it's crazy because you don't know. So to see you being an actor so many years and go to podcasting, that also

made me know, like that's how I know there's money here. Yeah, well, I mean, you know, honestly, when I started doing it, it was before the Big Bang. There wasn't money right right, right right right, you know, and and and that's why I'm glad, you know, like I just happened upon it because I did a friend of mine's podcast. This is like eight and a half years ago, and I started hearing the term podcast. And we did it in a hotel room, you know, he had the microphones. Was like,

this is it? And it was again and then are you supposed to pause here? Why we're talking about it? We didn't a hotel room with a bay. We did it in a hotel room. Oh big bang b WC. I'm like I'm hearing where U s? Okay? Just so you know, I'm gonna reference everything back, got you, I know, I know, I'm just waiting for when like like I said, I'm waiting for like eat ass big dicks, small dick?

Would you rather eat that? Look? I was. But but as far as the podcasting, you know, like I as you guys, like I said, you know, like one of the you know you did your a ka's, I have a ka's and you know when I introduced myself and you know, being a professional podcaster is something I'm proud of,

like I said, especially since everybody has. I mean, you know, for me doing it as long as and consistently as we've been doing it, it's it's become like almost like uh like uh like a new form of create creation, creative creativeness for me and and and certainly an outlet, very much an outlet. What do you think it was before podcasting? Corn? I mean for me, I didn't have you know what I mean, I guess you know, for

different people it's different things. But the closest that I could equated to, but it's not the same thing as stand up comedy. That's the closest one that I could equated to because the majority of my episodes are alone, so um, that's the closest that I could. I actually think this is more like talk radio definitely, But that's

what I'm saying. The AM station, yeah station that no one ever really turned on, where I was like, it was so funny because growing up it was to be like, who the fuck just wants to sit in a car people talk? And now that's literally what something. Howard Stern was the one who was asking that, and he was he used the one that was the first, one of the first that didn't. Yeah, but we him too. I liked to watch I used to watch him because he used to have the bimbos naked, right. It was actually funny.

He's still he's still interesting to listen to. I'll give him that. I'm a little mad at him for the Rihanna comment or whatever, but what he is, No, he didn't go I I listen, you know what, they took it out of context. I listened to his whole thing about he gave her love? What do he say? Oh he did, Yeah, he gave her loves? What did he say. He was like, what do you say? I thought he did because I just kind of saying, He's like, what

do you want a pregnant woman to do? Bro? Don't get me wrong, I'm gonna say this, don't say because I'll argue with about reread here we go? What you about? What are you gonna say? I loved it. I thought she looked amazing, and I really enjoyed watching what are you gonna say? And I wondered if I loved it because she was pregnant if she wasn't. But you didn't know for sure when you were watching it. No, we

saw it. I know I ain't gonna hold you. I literally was at the airport and I was like, so, is this like babyway from the first one or she announcing a second one? It looked like a pregnancy to me. It didn't look like that's you. Well only because then when she had zipped all the way down, and I think, I think that's also so much going on in your I mean, I don't know the context of you watching the game and watching her, but like I'm watching for her.

I watched the game is close, I watched re read okay reads like I fuck with real hard, looked phenomenal and she's the best, Like it was really good. The stage is fired. My mom literally texts me and I know, it's like the funny thing now. My mom literally tells me during the performance and was like, is this sperm dancing all around her? And I was like, literally, And when I saw everyone on Twitter right in the same thing, I said, Mom, get get off my phone. Was it?

I think it was supposed to be sperm dancing around I don't think people don't look at things that. I mean, maybe I got a question here. Since you want to ask the what did you ask me eating? Okay, here's here's a harder question. No, you didn't answer it. Okay, Oh, definitely get it or eat eat my wife. My wife was like, do do not embarrass me? My wife told me she said do nothing, but I would eat ass over sucking. Why do you have to have to say you got a ring on it? You can talk? I

know why. No, we wouldn't, but why he can say so her feet nuggod, No, her feet are good too. I just preferred. If it's it's a preferred I would say that. Now. My wife would probably say because my toes sucked Okay, wait, even I'm already in trouble. What do you think if she had to make the choice toes? Do you like your asking? I like you scoop down and be like, NA, not so much? No more, I do. But I mean back in the day when it was tighter.

What does that mean? Not done anymore? I just nineties asked, Wait, I need to know you have a harder question for us. Yes, I doubt it harder. This is a harder question, and it's gonna throw you for a loop. Okay, Beyonce, Rihanna thought you were about to talk. No, that's a tougher question mine. Is Rihanna really? Okay? Yeah, I love Rihanna. People don't want to answer that question. So I mean, I think you're both. They're both one answer the question.

She said Beyonce, I said Rihanna like even based on like if there was two tours that I had to choose from seeing like the Renaissance going on tour and maybe uh for Beyonce, and then say Rihanna comes out and does just a Rihanna tour kind of like a full set of what we got for Super Bowl. I would want to go to that. I wouldn't want to go to her. I could even understand you picking Rihanna over Beyonce, but for a show that's actually yeah, for a show, I would say Beyonce is probably a better show.

I mean that's almost like jarring that you said, Well, I've seen Beyonce already. Haven't seen Rihanna? I don't saw

it the super Bowl? Right, No, I saw her at made an American No no, no, no, no, back to Damn right, So I'm I'm looking on the phone already, god jam oh yeah, we got to know damnbition is funny because when I you know, I was talking to my mom, I'm like, oh, my Michael rapperfor She's like, you know, black people love Michael Rapport and I'm like they do, but why because he got a black white No no, no it was. But also because he said a young Arab tupac? Mean what, yeah, what is it?

Why do black people like me? Why did you get invite to the cookout? I mean, I'm from New York City. That don't mean now, I know, I'm telling you you don't do the black set, which I appreciate because a lot of white comedians throw it on when they're like in a bunch of black movies and like have all these black friends and you don't. You're just very New York. Yeah,

but why do they love you? Tell us? I mean, I think I would say as far as fans and ship it was probably because of a lot of the movies that I've done, the way that I carry myself hip hop, my love being very sort of um openly passionate about it. You are very very very much so, and and you know, I mean just being genuine. I think that's it. It has obviously do with the films and basketball, because I talk a lot of shit on sports. Sports. Yep,

hip hop thing. So let's say you have three songs to start off your sex playlist and they have to be hip hop songs? What songs are you fucking too? Wait? But like R and B Right, No, no, he's a hip hop fan. I want to what hip hop songs he's fucking too? That's a good question. That's a good question. Um ooh, that's a good question. How about okay encore? Okay, how about some harcore? How about because um shit, that's a good question. Um uh fuck man, that that's okay,

Just not me. Something that's that's a good question. That's a good question. One that is it like as far as I mean, you could be like, you know, do you want like the sort of you know, just straight up sex shit like what like you know, like it's like him, Um, yeah no, but you can me go goofyer like, um what is it? Um? You could look from more for the dudes from Florida, your guys from Florida? Time does it? Don't let mean did you roll? I don't want I don't want to. Yeah, yeah you could.

I mean, of course you do have hip hop songs, so like like what's your Fantasy by Luda Christ? That was great? What I mean? And that's hip hop? That's all right? And that I can let late late that. Oh see that one. Oh, that's what's your fantasy from me? I had to see your toes and I want what song? Actually, Supreme Bitch by Little Kim is great? Uh my back? Yeah yeah, what did you you sleep with men with guns under their pillows? That? Do you sleep with guns?

With men with guns under their pillows? Thing? Okays they were big time crooks. Um wait, speaking of that movie that is which is crazy because we could barely talk about him now but um, that was my favorite movie you're in. What are some movies you're in that black people watching I've seen that don't realize they may have known you from because I'm sure you are learning okay, Higher Learning. Um, weren't you in a Spike Lee movie? I was in Bamboozle, very good Spike Lee movie. Um.

Uh Higher Learning? Um? Next Friday? Uh? You were in Next Friday? Yes, what'd you do on that? I was? Uh, I can't believe. I gotta time. I was my favorite. I on one scene, I'm I'm the the the uh the um the Postman? I deliver I deliver him uh something ice cube. It's a funny. It's a funny scene that people quote to me on the street probably once a day. That's wow. Yeah, and you didn't remember my scene? Like have you ever looked? And I'm just gonna yeah,

I'm gonna make this sexy. Okay. Have you ever dressed up as a Maleman in the bedroom or any of your characters? Like? Never? You? You never like role played as any of your character. I'll tell you this. When when I was doing Higher Learning, obviously I had to shave my head, so I was playing a skinhead so I had to shave my head. Uh. So there wasn't any role playing, but it was, you know, we were making and I was actually I was dating my wife

at the time, so and we were making. It was a lot of you know, he's hard to get around me. Has she ever asked you to go back ball? Like, because I now I love me a bald man. Oh my god, No. Never. I like theology when I tell you I just love a ball, and I understand it. I like, I think it's for me. It's because like when I look at some one ball and I'm like, oh, how did you get Like damn that young You know what I'm saying, Like nobody wants but no, no, and

the beard's gotta be crazy good, gotta be nice. But then you could also be bad bald Like who's that young basketball player of the white guy who's at the big Like he should go ball, but he's leaving it Cruso, that is, yes, yes, but he goes. He does. He's like playing games like he's like sometimes I'm ball, sometimes

I'm not ball. Alex Caruso, I don't know, y'all. I don't know, Like really this could be a man, but like all the bald head men that I have dated and at least have slept with, they boot to hold this ball too, So I ain't gotta like I told you, I'm somebody who's hairy right now, and I gotta like move the hair out the way to eat his ass. But the bald head man, it's just it's just clean. It's just like there's no hair. It's like that you

bought up here and down you know what. I love this recently from shaving, so I'm taking by atin you know how to make your hair grow with the mutual shype. So so my legs like my hairs like the legs hair, and my legs is getting thicker, my hair is growing. But I'm like, oh my god, like now my pussy hair is also like the same. I was like, bro, how the fuck now? Everything is just kinky, coyly, It's crazy. I hate it. I don't like that the hairs are

matching the other hairs on my body. It's just not it. And now I have to constantly shave it. It's a constant reminder that I may not be having sex right now in this moment, and I hate it. I do. I'm actually mad that, like I'm not dating any old men right now because they like hair on pussy. Like do you like hair on pussy because you don't like the ball pussy? I mean I did at a certain point, but then I was like, I'm not saying I want like, you know, full bush, okay, but like cleaning it up,

keep cleaning up. But we don't have the ball. The ball is I'm not down with that. I'm not with you. I love it. I'm not saying. I'm not saying all turn it away. I'm just saying. When I was single, I got to a point where I was like, this is what is this? Like? What? What? None? No hair at all? You know what. I don't like about it either as someone that's you know, date's women. I don't like that I can't see it. It's too like it's

all one thing. I'm like running into your hips and your legs, like I like to know it's right there. I don't want to have to frames it frames. It does give me a strip. I like it. You like it completely? Well? No, I just said it's easier to eat when it's fall But when I see it, plussy what I'm eating plussy with his hairs on the on the thighs, growing, what the fuck am I doing? Why? Yeah? What if I got myself innoed? Oh you know, back to black girls? Okay, so this is like, that's something

I really want to know. I had this conversation one of my white guy friends a few days ago, and it's not even in our outline. I just thought about it. So his last girlfriend was black, right, and he was like, dude, tell me how I like, I've been feeling this girl at my job who's white, and he's like, and now suddenly she's like, oh am I even your type. He's like, why is it that I can't go back to white girls? He's like, they always remember it. Now they're super insecure

about me dating black women. Have you felt like once she went black, you couldn't go back, or you actually just like, I don't know, did you find that women were curious about that? Where other black women feeling I've never I don't think women. I've never had women be

um interested or curious in the race. Uh, the same way it's probably with men, but but for me, you know, the I've always you know, like it's been the first girl I had sex with was a white girl, and then you know, like and then it wasn't many white girls because I had sex the first time I was sixteen, and you know, it's always been just whatever, like I've never been like I just want to be with this one.

The type I mean, if I would say a type besides my wife, but I mean exactly, yes, yes, yes, yes, besides her. But I mean, you know, like my type type has always been New York Puerto Rican girls. Really. Oh yeah, and most New York people, if you're from New York, you're a New Yorker, they will say new York. We call him Spanish girl. I used to say Spanish too, Spanish, so it's just as like Dominican Puerto Rican. That was art.

That was it for me. That's interesting. The first girl like kissed me on my mouth publicly, like in the street, was a Puerto Rican girl named Elsie Rodriguez. I was in the ninth grade, and she stuck her tongue in my mouth and I saw rocket ships. Oh my goodness, that's so fun. That was that your first kiss on the street. Okay, it wasn't my first kiss, but it was like we were outside of mine, yeah, yours? What I was a city wall. I thought I was outside the gym. It was I was in sixth grade. He

was in eighth grade. Got dam sixth rade? He was a seventh grade And it was like so gross. I was like I talked about him on the Field show. I was like, yuck, I find his name. He was Puerto Rican actually too. That was my first tonk kiss was a Puerto Rican. Look, mine name was Eddie. I don't he might have been Puerto Rican. His name was, though, but I called him Eddie. But that was like my first makeout makeout, my first pop kiss. It was a black guy, but I do remember that. What can I

ask you? Through kissing, through losing your virginity and just having sex, when do you feel like you reached the prime? Like when I knew my fuck style was buck Wall? Yes? Were you wow? What a title for the show you got? Yeah, that's the general question you got. When did you realize your fuck style was buck Wall? Yeah? I would have to say that. Give me the age I realized my

fuck style was buck walled after my first divorce. It was probably like I think thirty three, thirty four, Okay, that's when I thought my fuck style was truly buck Now in your twenties. You it's it's it's like you're wrong. You're wrong because you're not. Only is your fuck style not buck Wall your dumbest shits men twenty one twenty two, the dumbest wherever in twenty three, twenty four, all of it nineteen eight dumb, but twenty one twenty two you're

really at your dumbest dumb? I agree, and the twenty eight twenty nine dumb. How do you wof Domina coming out of it coming on the other side of it? But but what my fuck game got better? Thirty four third? That's when like and then like you know, that's when I was like, like I had an ill style, like truly like an ill style. Okay, So then when did you start getting kinkier? When did you start trying out

different things? When did you get into butt play and see and you know made out Like what age was that? Could you all to look him from a generation where y'all didn't share a lot shit, I'm not gonna lie. I just dated someone that was almost fifty. He was seventeen years my senior. Completely different lifestyle of growing up, how we do everything. But but I mean, I I would say I was always a little like freaky deaky.

It's just a matter of you know, uh, you know, you have to have it takes two to tango, it does. You have to have the right partner. Yes. How do you feel like you got turned out by a woman or did you get with someone that was very comfortable and you too? I think a little bit of I never got I think it's a little of both. I think it's you wanting to be in you know, like you're interested. It's like you're like, uh, do you like horror movies? Yeah? Like horror movies? Like ya, okay, let's

go see it. You know it's right exactly what how long you been with their wife? We have been together now, thirteen years. We dated when we were young, we dated dating app era thank god, thank god. I'd be canceled a fucking minute. I'd be done, what would be finished. Something would go wrong, something would go wrong with me. If I was on a dating app, something would go I think I missed the whole thing, and I'm glad, damn, thank god, dating apps terrible. I missed that, And yeah

I missed, Yeah, I thank god. I'd be fucked. It would be over for you. During this period of time because I was married and then I got divorced. During that period of time, there was dating apps done. Are you kids in the twenty two and twenty Okay, so they're doing dating app shit, and I'm sure that's probably why you have that reaction, because they are terrible. Like when I tell you I could be on there, I mean I have nothing, Like yeah, I mean I'm not.

I'm dating someone now that I met out in the real world, which is great, but oh on the dating apps, like I'm literally there's one photo of me holding a fucking book and a guy replied to it and good god, damn, your lips are juicy as fuck, and I was like, yes, also, this is Aristotle, Like what am I supposed to do? There's nothing you can do. They also have it's it's it's really interesting because I think that when women in their thirties like us, who are meeting men in their

forties or fifties, you get your fucking mind blown. It's because all guys are used to as talking on a computer, so they're not having interactions with women in real life. They're not knowing what to do, and I think that's the larger issue with dating apps. As we don't know how to be corded. We don't know what chivalry is. Everybody's so used to being behind the screen. We're fucked,

but it sucks your attention spans up badly. Yeah, that's why everybody's a cheater now, not that they haven't cheated for as long have you been alive? But is everybody a cheater? Igold you? Yeah. I think dating app culture with the instant gratification makes it more difficult. There's so much access. I think eventually, and and this isn't even like a man or woman thing. I think all of us, in one way or another will cheat on our partners,

whether intentionally or unintentionally. Um, because I genuinely don't think that we're meant to be with just one person forever. And I do like the ideas you want to get married, no kids, no, yeah, no, that is good. And I think that that'spect that. Yeah, I think that that's something too.

Like even when talking to people, it's like, okay, so then a relationship between a man and a woman, what what does it mean now that I don't want those two things because I think that people get with people literally to reach the peak of a baby and building a family or getting married, but no where I mean, maybe you're not, maybe won't, maybe you'll have to think about it. I want kids, so I should be meeting

someone that i'd want to have a kid with. Why not, Like there's nothing wrong with like wanting to find a partner to do something with all, don't I don't think that's but that's been people are meeting to do x y Z. I do think like that's okay, though, Like I think that I'm not meeting a man or needing a man to like fulfill me and make me happy every day and make me feel like you know what I mean, life is worthy, Like I've been able to do that on my own. But I do want a

partner and something I can't provide for myself. And I think that when seeking a partner it is good. Just like you said, you know you don't want kids or marriage. I know exactly what I want from a man, and I think that's what's been a lot easier in dating and letting people go quicker because I'm like, oh, this isn't matching. I need a free coass niggas I look good, that fuck good. I don't want the pressure of family building.

I don't care if they have kids already. I would love for them to have a besectomy or that they swimmers don't swim because I've been loving some cream pies baby, and I dodged it without getting a baby this last one. So if you snipped out there, you know, I got a little stip simp action and just like to give cream pies. That's why I'm looking for it. Yeah, I got you got a sect me why because you were like you're two and done? You got two right done, and you were like done When I was single, I

was like, I really wish what was it like? Did it come out for a few years? Not it comes out the scene. I would say mentally that, like, you know, be careful. It's okay because because as much shit as I talk, we've never talked about me. But but but in terms of just just so just just who I am as much shit as I like to talk about everything politics and I'm not yeah that's not my thing. This is actually kind of funny. I'm not gonna lie

to have you some all some stuff. This is so I mean, I don't know if that's a regular hue or not, but I feel it got hot. I believe you're blushing. But but the one thing that I would say the vasect to mean takes away is you know the let me try to say this in the most particular way, is the cat and mouse of you say it. Wait, y'all get the excitement and not getting bitch is pregnant. It's exciting for y'all to go raw in a bitch and her not be bready. That is exactly what That's what.

That's what I just interpreted. But it's okay because that's what that's what you're saying. No, but you you understand what I'm saying, Like the psychology if men are out not man both, it's both of us. It's both men and women. You know, it's not a funny thing. It's not a funny thing. But I'm saying the it's in your brains. It speaks. You know what I'm saying. I'm not gonna say that literally. This is this is why now that I'm single, I am not gonna be out here.

Haven't just unprotected sect. They're waiting for my period and then Marie not even on TV no more. How am I gonna know who the baby daddy eat? Let's call it this. Let's call it this because I'm not gonna don't come in me game that that that you know

under you understand what the la of that? And then the bullshit where we lie to us ourselves because everyone likes to believe the pullout method works and baby it does not know it's done me all right, if I got pregnant, AI didn't pull out, but I will say every time it okay, every time with no kids. I low that for you. Well, I had we live in a blue states, and as you know, you're on the right side of politics. Yeah, it's given pro choice every day. Honestly,

I'll be real with you. I feel like the abortion thing that's so basic for politics today because like women's rights that like I don't even I don't even know how much that could be up for debate. But like, no, I would say the pullout game has worked for me, But it's also terrifying because I know so many women that have gotten pregnant off of prem and I'd be like crazy, he lied, he lied, no pre come. I'm well,

my second kid is pre com I'm not gonna lie. Okay, can you question not to have you talking about your kids? I was about to say, not to have you talking about your kids, but is it a little off? Like do pre come babies baby different type of babies than no, they make big six foot three, big shoulder, bigas regular. Fuck, don't that's not regular. Let me tell you something. Any men watching this or women watching this thinking that precump that shit, that's shouldn't be. It's the first kid to

make it out, the big strong. Actually, there's no decisions to be maybe coming out and big personalities. You said you stay away from that precump big personality is grazy. Maybe I'm a precum baby. Then because I got a big personality, I went out there like, bitch, move, I'm gonna be first. Yes, bro, you know what's crazy? That wait, she did say about she knows she's pregnant. This shit. I hate when my mom tells how she knows she was pregnant because it's so embarrassing. My mom's like, you

know when I was pregnant. I mean I didn't know for like five months. I was drinking and everything. Bitch, Oh that's why you're like this. I know that's funny, but it kind of makes a little sense. Five months. I'm not saying I'm disleixt it. But sometimes I look at the word and be like, is that two or twelve? You know what I mean? I ain't gonna hold you. Kashaw out here does announce their pregnancy and she dead lived in three fifteen. I can't wait to see how

that maybe come out. Oh yeah, I mean released four months pregnice. That's about a four month and that's why we didn't get her dancing. Yeah, but I mean, your mom was five months and she wasn't even recover a studio fifty four girl, which makes even worse. So who knows what was left over? God damn it, I know, but it's all right. That's probably why I like to go to the club now, my mom, what's club life now? Like? Now? Like you got is your clubs? Oh bro, it's fucking terrible.

A matter of favorities on their phones. Here's what happens when you go to the clubs now. Not only are they on their phones, people don't even like drink for the enjoyment of it. Without doing this, they need to decide to say something. You have to have sparklers. As much as I love hip hop, it's what started drawing me. I think to house music, which I thank god. As the years have gone on, it gets blacker and blacker, and it's like we refer it back. It's like the

Grace Jones era. But honestly, like I don't perience that bear. No one really gives them. You dance? Did they dance? Yeah? But they're not dancing in the clubs today. Hold you, I just like used to like it. As a bartender. I used to get ten dollars tips for water. Yeah, I could just some water, right you want to get because I wasn't drinking because it was on everything else but liquor. So I would literally get tipped for giving

people bottles of water. I mean yeah, yeah. Raves are like you know, drug field parties, but there is one thing that's left over in it, and it's fortunately dancing. But even hip hop clubs like you have Lean, which is a disastrous drug kerks zanex Like it's not like it hasn't crossed over into our shit either. So do you drink or do drugs? I'm doing a little wine. I'm I'm not a drug. I don't smoke weed like I used to it occasionally. Well, I'm not a I've

never been a drinker. It's not my thing really yeah, never never been a drug or drink or nothing. Do you notice funny really funny person. I know, I don't know if you noticed that. Even Mouse we just talked about yesterday doesn't drink or smoke. A lot of people I know what big energy don't drink or smoke. And

it's so crazy to me. I was a smoker when when I was discovering my fuck doll, Like after I had kids, I started smoking because you never make sense, slow the whole thing down before or after he was parting with Tupac. Ha ha. That was just one night. That was one night. What was it like? I mean, I mean I was. I was excited to meet Tupac as anybody was excited to me. I was such a

fan of his. And you know, out of all the celebrities and and and actors and charismatic rappers that I met, I mean, I think everybody will say this about him, but I said this at the time because it's easy to say something people you know past he had. He's just charismatic, you know what I mean, Like he what you would think when you met Tupac is what it was. Well, he said he got around he said, it ain't no fun at the homies can't have ne So did you

ever after Tupacs? No, no, no, no, no, no no. I didn't want to ask about with Tupac, like that's what the people want to No no, no, no, no no no. I'm met about a couple of times you weren't before? No, he was, he was, he was at the top of his ship. No no, no, I'm like, can you imagine though, like a superstar then when you have no phones, know anything, like nothing, you just know someone from the radio and buying costs and reminding it and all of that shit in TV, right, Like that

is superstar. Like maybe I'd be screaming too, like oh yeah, I mean, I mean he was special. Spa was he was special. So okay, let's go back to clubs today and groupie shit, because here's what I want to know. Okay, for as long as you've been a celebrity, Yes, what era of your life were you the most famous in? And like what was what were groupies? Like I'm the most famous now for far. Yeah. I think it's accumulation of television, social media, streaming and and my history before

all that. It's I mean it's because the the the age range is crazy to mean when people people recognize you, but you are married, So which city do you have to fight off the most groupies? I'm not, I'm not like you know, that's kind of thing like groupie shit, like you know, like you know you have groupies as

an actor. I mean, of course, of course, you know, but I mean, you know, but I'm not, like you know, I'm I'm fifty two years old, so it's not like groupies And I'm not like you know, fucking sex symbol, you know, type of celebrity. But you know, I mean fame, you know, beginning, you know, you get people that are interested in you, But it's not that's not like my ship. Have you I've given you a hall pass like Rihanna

would be my halla is your hall? Everybody won't Rihanna. Plus, yeah, I have a lot of friends that are the hall pass. She's the best. Yeah. Pregnant, No, I don't do pregnant women. But I thought the same thing when I was like, when it's just the best, it's just cool. It's not even so much. I met her once. I met her at a Brooklyn Nets game. How was it? And she said, spoke to me, I wasn't gonna say shit. Yeah, And Rihanna said to me, was that it was when that

was Brooklyn Nets game. It was at NBA All Star Slam Dunk Contest in two thousand and fifteen or sixteen. The roof for Lebron all the time. Yeah, I guess. And uh And and she was leaving and she walked past me and she said, because I was just like, you know, I was bugging. I was bugging. And she said to me, I know who you are. And I went like, there's a picture. My friend took the picture. Like I was literally like like you couldn't even I

was bugging. And I met everybody? Did you did get hard? No? This is what I like the ghost she was one. I mean there's people that I've met over you know, Denzel, I still love Robert de Niro who I've met worked with. I can see that fucking freaking me out. No, No, Denzel for sure was freaking out. Yeah, I mean he's like you can lose it for me. Yeah, I mean he's a fucking like he said, it's like a different thing, you know. And they also like somewhere in a movie

with him. You said but Denza I've never worked with, but I've you know, I've chilled with them a little, big conversations and like, you know, it's like you that takes a while to get used to. Its fucking Denzel Washing. It's so weird the era that we're in because since I started working for Keny embarrass now I'm in a different world where like those people are amongst a lot of my meetings and stuff, and I've had to contain it.

But I realized and I was saying, as yesterday Wolf was in the room with me, I've flipped out the most for reality TV stars, me too, And I think you should have seen me at the NTV Movie Awards. Bitch, I was faced time in Asante. Everybody, Oh all the housewives were there, Oh I drag rights, Uh, competitors were there.

We were right next to the dragon. Dude. It's like the reality TV for some reason, the movie should I'm like, this is kind of work and these are peers in a way, especially for you, but like you know, like the way that it's crossing over into my job. I have to contain myself. Nance Oh bitch, I'm losing it. Like it's like it's not even a thought in my mind podcasters when I saw Jesus and Merril fucking lost it, cried in front of Jesus, which is wild yo, and he was the shit still do and and I never

forget his reaction to me. I was like, oh my god, like I have a podcast because of you. He said, yeah, like the horr thing. Oh yeah, first I know who are He was so nice to me. And you know, to have someone acknowledge you like that, like you had like that feeling, you just don't forget. But I'm trying to think, who do I want to sleep with? That? I mean, I mean I want I'm saying now Bridie Crapper, okay, okay,

but like I'm trying Jason Momoa. I feel like, is everybody's so don't be saying my man name right in front of just the world. What are you doing? Who else? He's everybody? That's fine, everybody? Oh yeah, who would you let bang your wife? And would you watch here on I don't know listening? So give her the man? Whould she would she give her a white one and a black one for fun? I think she definitely Memoi where he's in the middle. In the middle, yeah, he's something.

Everybody loves him, big fucking yeah, he's Aquaman. What do you think men do when like they're in a restaurant with their wife and Jason Momo walks in, like you can't even Yeah, what are you gonna? You know? Is Jason Momoa? It's like Pam Anderson walking in? I mean, I guess it's like Rihanna walking in. I guess, yeah, yeah, that's that's what is it? Is it equivalent? Jason Momo and Rihanna is the same. I think we have a type. I really do. I don't. I wonder, I think so.

I just remember and now I'm fresh off of the documentary, which one was world wide. I didn't. I never fucked the Pam Anderson never never was into her. It tracted her. Did you watch the doc Yes? And I like her more as a like respect to more personally, but like that whole I'm not into the third fake I'm not on like the fake titties. I don't like. I like natural, don't you? Does no one admit that she was totally like I do? When she was she was gorgeous, but

it was a bimbo. It's a certain, very distinct, distinct look very distinct love, very specific kind Yea, Like the other girls tried the Holly Bridget can they like, nothing was pamed. She had the face, the body like. I was even impressed in her now in her fifties. I was like, she's still she's beautiful. Nothing on her. Surprised she should have been rocking that more. Maybe it's botox. It's possible maybe or maybe maybe I don't know, but that she was never my my thing. So him, you

don't have any other passes for your wife. She's listening it. How do you keep it spicy? How do you keep it spicy? You gotta uh and you travel a lot. Yeah, talking, you gotta talk, you talk, you know, you gotta like, you gotta you gotta like, you know, like there's gotta be you know, uh, spontaneousness. That's that's the wildest place you've had sex spontaneously with my wife? Yeah? Oh yeah, we can get we can take both. I mean, I guess it would probably be we we were in cars outside.

That was when we were young. Maybe that Yeah, that's giving twenties sex. Yeah, I'm you know how just the pilates the other day, My ribs still hurt there ain't no way you boled me in. No motherfucking car get like, pleag this way. Pilates Harvey. My ass hurt, my ribs hurt. I gotta do wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what happened to Lorie har you? Lorie Harvey went on Instagram? You mean her body? Yes? Oh not dead? And this is what made me start pilates last year.

She got on there, she goes Everybody's been asking me questions health and basically I just ship total calorie deficit. And the way that she says it is so funny because like twelve fifteen, sometimes I work out two times day, plodies in the top and the bottom. And I was like, oh, bitch, you don't do anything. But the pilates class that she goes to. Someone told me about in La right, and

I literally had to get recommended into the class. It's a referral class, so Andrew Schultz's wife got me in it, and I was like, damn, how much is this shit gonna be? One hundred dollars a class? Bitch? And you gotta share it with other people. It's not even private. Girl went in there and I had to get my classes go in there would be like a kick a class and take the class. What they think I'm gonna run into Lorie Harvey and Kendl Jenner, all these bitches.

They were all in there. They all go there. I saw one white actress. I don't know her name. I'm so sorry. I think she was in I don't know. We talked about it, Harry Potter or something. It's Twilight, one of those she was in that class just named all the white movies, yea, with all the white actress with no christ Stewart, Christian Stewart. Was it Christian Stewart or was it um um um um the other one,

the British one, Emma, maybe it was Tom. Don't give me to start guessing it was one of them, but it wasn't Lorie. And I wanted to see Lorie. But I've been seeing her out in LA and it's disgusting how I look at her because it's genuinely the fitness thing, you know, So I just stare out of like is she little? Yes, frame is tiny, face is beautiful, but this it's fucking pilates And it's crazy because that shit, she's twenty two, twenty two, like that's she's the rich

twenty two year old. Maybe I ain't gonna hold you if I could have had access to both tox and money. It's twenty chefs and chefs and Jim just and just twenty two. God damn it. Two. Your body's not normal. I was ugly twenty two. Imagine if I had money. Now, I didn't want to ask because uhad, I did come across the video, right, oh fuck? Uh well, no, this one isn't too bad. Your wife, uh she threw out some oxtail. Uh yeah, I love oxtail. Right. So we were just in London and we talked about all these

different condom flavors and we asked the audience. We said it because like in India, they got like hurry flavor conduct they got. And I said, if I could have a condom flavor like anything, it would be extra oxhale gran flavor conduct, which is also insane. So I did want to ask, is there an option or would you be into if you really want to eat oxhale? Right? Yes?

Should there be an option that maybe you let it cool down, you let it become room temperature, and you can pour it on her body to eat it off and then show a lot like, have y'all ever played with foods? And if so, would you consider Oxhale going on the Bible? Okay, so that if I was gonna do food play with my wife, yes, the bottom of the list would be fucking oxdales. Can you imagine how sick and out of your mind? Because you seemed really

upset that you couldn't eat the ox sale. I was upset to help you, I was very upset about the ox sels. But she's doing it for my own good because I shouldn't be eating. I mean, the plate of oxels I got was from Flatbush. It was, it was, But did you tell her to pay for that thirty five to play the oxails? Now this was not the thirty This is like from the spot, the Jamaican Spot, So it's like twelve ninety nine. But it was a good ass nine oxtail right right, being this is how

long ago was this story? This is the couple of months ago? And no way, yeah, no, there's a couple of months ago. No, you know what, you know what happened. This is what happens when people have kind of remember that clip of Bill Gates saying that he thought a gallon of milk was like ten dollars or some ship. There was something crazy. People get out of touch. You might be out of touch if you think oxtail twelve dollars? Wolf? Where are you from? Where you wolf live? Wolf lives

in the Bronx. I guarantee you Wolf could go to the spot around to get oxails for twelve ninety nine. It's still like seventeen dollars in le Bronx. That all right, that's pears eighteen of standards. I always saw oxhails in the twenty. Why is it so you ain't even know? You got jerk chicken thrown out? I have what I'm saying, It ain't that expensive. From the spot speaking of your wife and saw the oxtail thing. There was also a

clip but can't find it again. But talking about opening up the marriage and you don't like the idea of opening up your marriage. That was a conversation, right, the conversation. No, it wasn't opening up the marriage, or maybe it was opening up there. It was it was after I died. It was if she died, okay, who would she want me to be with? It was that that, yeah, No, But she was saying it was something about that, and she was saying she she was, Oh, she's suggesting her

best friend. And the reason the reason why she was suggesting her best friend, my wife is very very very sweet, is because she knows her best friend, who's also married philosophically, would take care of me, right, That's why. That's why she said that. But she said she also, I don't know if it was about would you want your friends find that weird though? Like, do you think you would be judged j if your wife hassed and then you

started dating her best friend? Do you think just you would be judged by Well, I told her, and I said, no disrespect to her best friend, who's probably maybe watching too. If God forbid my white tie, I ain't working with you. And I love her best friend. I'd want to be friends with her too, but I love brother, Like, yeah, yeah, I love that. That conversation was that because on Real Housewives, there's which Real Housewives or what Salt Lake City? Okay,

so Mary, you love New York. I love them all. Oh well New York is done and now coming back? No? And yeah, yeah they're coming back. Wait everybody, the whole everyone, everybody. They ruined, everybody, they fied everybody, baby, everybody five, I love. That's not good either. Yeah, not everybody got There was a lot of no, they're gonna turn out with the Legacy show. It's okay. Have you guys ever been on watching happen his life? And I've been in there, not on it. I love Oh you guys gotta be on

love it. Andy said one of the funniest things I ever heard there was and this is how you know he's very down to earth. There was a um and I even took his saying from him. There was an older black couple in the audience, and I was like, oh, you gotta excided you guys live in New York. Oh Andy invited us and I was like, okay, all of us. It's like that's what I'm thinking, right. So he comes out and they're hugging him. I guess they met him at a wedding. And he's like, oh, I remember you guys.

He knew them by name. I had so much fun with you. She goes and you know, now they don't of getting married. Are you gonna come and Andy Lena? And he goes, honey, it was a pleasure to see me there, But keep your expectations very low. I'm not sure it was so funny to me, and I's how everybody keep their expectations low. And I bring him up because like, I don't know how he made an after show. I think he literally made the Game of Thrones after show. I think all of this shit is because he has

changed fucking TV. He is so good. I'm so happy for him. Man, that motherfucker is good. The way he gets shit out of them, he doesn't care. The way he feel facilitates the reunions, Like I don't know if Real Housewives would even be it if it wasn't for Andy not saying they're not shit. I'm just saying, like that's how hype I am to I'm like, he built a fucking empire, and these Real Housewives shows give me

so much fucking joy, every one of them. That your that so much better because the jo that's one of my big things that we do in that fucking bed. We watch those hounds and sometimes after episodes we literally vote, oh I love it because it's so good. I'm really really you know what, I might have to put that on my list, like I'm creating a list. I'm being

a lot more. Uh, yes, my next partner. That was the one thing that he would not do or partake with me and was all of my reality show love And then of course he got jealous of my gay homeboy. A lot of men my ex would watch I love it the way he loved it. That's a different. This is like rare love it? Do you watch reality? But reality? What is? What is the what is when finding your wife? What is one thing that she had to have in order for you to like stay with her and make

her your wife? Like, was there one thing that is like a non negotiable for her part that she had to have? Yeah, I mean, or something about her maybe that like I mean, you know, like I said, we we dated when we were younger and then we connected older and I my wife is just a like uh uh just a special person. She's just she's just her heart is is just We were talking the other day like what's your most um because they were asking on a house what's your um favorite physical um attribute attribute?

And I was saying to her, like, you know, what do you think I would say? And she said, you know, you'd say you're dick. And I said, no, I'm saying like I would say, like my legs, and then I was saying to my wife, I would say your your your tits, your stomach, your eyes, your lips, And then I said, but you know what, and the next one I said, you know what, I would say, it really is your heart. That's it for real, Like that's how I feel about my wife. My wife's heart is the best.

That's that's when you know you got a good person. She's her heart. I love hearing people talk about their partner without physical first said I don't think this was the first thing out let. No, no you didn't. He said, my wife is a sweet person. When he was talking about the best friend you talked about how nice person. Yeah but physical now yeah, yeah, but yeah yeah. And I was also like if we ever got put on one of them shows, like I was like, let's prepare

now so we win that motherfucker. But yeah, but yeah, but I have to say, like I I've enjoyed your wife and you use content and like it feels real. It doesn't feel like you're being phony. But it's nice to hear it and see it because we're overloaded with so much couple TikTok shit. Yeah, that's big thing around TikTok. I don't use TikTok, but like, I'm very tired of seeing the stage couples. The couples now there's a new trend where they have to grab a card. What do

you get is a dinner or house? Like it's just it's just sickening, bro. Please, I've said to the guy that I'm dating, I was like, yo, if we were corny and made like a TikTok couple page, what would be the thing we would sell? Like what business would be be in? Because this is literally all this shit is, you know what I mean? Like you're watching people just like live to create content. It's fucking crazy, especially when

they're like super hot. I'm tired of that too. Please, both of you have green eyes, fuck you, I know, and you're dancing and then like I don't like the couple of videos where they're like yeah, no, I don't that I don't like, but I don't like when they're like, you know, like they're they're dancing and then the cup the guy or the girl. It's usually the guy is standing there and the girls dancing, and then they act like you know, you know, realize she's dancing and like

she's our asses out like as an actor. I'm sure it bothers because a bad act. Now, we asked in every episode of which is our sex tip? Okay, this is good. I would say it could be a dating tip, but I feel like that's going light. Okay, the sex tip, Now, it could be a tip you for pleasuring women, or something that you've had, maybe from your wife that you enjoy, or maybe somebody from the plaza. Are you wifee? No? What is the question? Sex it? I'm giving a sex

for the liers we need. Hell. You said you gotta be wc, so give us. How do you fit in the hole? How do you warm it up? Oh? Fit in the hole is nuts. When it's big, they gotta they gotta be ready. It's all you give us a fourth, you know. Mouth mouth mouth mouth mouth mouth. I mean that's that's definitely all says you get older, because I think when you're younger, you don't know. A vagina is an instrument. Man. He turned his body to say no because it's vagina, thank you, Bill night. A china is

an instrument, much like the trumpet and the pussy. Next week, Yeah, that guy, damn. I wish I could be a fly on the wall. Can I do a pre Can I do the preview next week on? But but as far as vagina is ore, this is not especially for guys. This is a foreign object. This is like a uf pote. Women don't even know how to fully work and understand the vagina until they get to a certain age. And I say that we all do humble respect, but we could blame we could blame a sexual education on that.

Whatever the case is. Do you think that's it though, because pleasure is not taught in sex head. I'm talking pleasure. I'm talking the whole page, the whole everywhere, the whole thing is. It's a four. This is like a UFO. So for a twenty one year old dummy to be trying to eat some pussy, this is you don't know what you're doing. That you're walking, you're it's like you might as well be dropped off in Taiwan and you're from like Long Island. You have no you don't know

where you are. You're in Taiwan, which is crazy because I feel like we know how to please. It's a simple object, like y'all, well, oh simple not trying to give past. But Dick is pretty. It's just this. It's a simple thing. It's so easy. Vaginas. No, this is a different thing. Vagina is a different kind of thing. Look different, they look different. They are there no hair. Do you want fingers? You're not wanting fingers. Fingers? Did win fingers? Do you do licking? Licking? And you look too?

Harden's so hard. I don't like it too hard. It's sucking. Y'all can't be down there a second. I know we like our little rolls and our sucking soys, but y'all be going down there sometimes kind of right, No, that hurts you. You should be able to communicate that too. That's that's the thing too. Women. I think that's the problem too. And I know you talked about like how

do you stay with your partner for so long? The person you said is talking, But in terms of in the bedroom, one had to let your partner know what they're doing, right. I want to know what you like? This? You don't like? This? Is this working? This is let's get this. Let's get a show in a row. Here. What year you're in? Thirteen years now? Good luck number? What year of the marriage be like? This is where the sex is like? Was it was it super hot in the beginning or did it get really good in

the middle or is it amazing now? Like? How long did it take to get my wife's got an ill fuck style too? I'm done, I'm done. That's it. I'm done. We get it. You win. You're getting fucked to night. How many times a week do you guys fuck after thirteen years? It varies, it's not No, it's not as much. It's definitely not as much. It's definitely not as much. But it's enough, it's enough. On it depends, depends, it depends. It depends on what's going on. And you're tired too, tired.

It's just different. Yeah, you don't have to try to first an Olympic fucking that's over when you're you know, Olympic like you know, you know how to get each other off now ego, fuck you know Olympic fucking you know you're like you want to put it down. No, And my my dude was my agg's mandy When I tell you Olympic eleven years on your relationship so fifty white Wait, I'm talking, I'm I'm even talking about age like he was like for where he was his age

that Olympic. Fucking yeah, but that's a new relationship. I do think I think it. Yeah, I think it slows down. It slows down, Okay, I don't know. I mean that's just the way it is. And also you also, like you said, you know how to you get to you could shortcut, you know, to make each other come. That's the best part. That's my best that's my favorite thing of getting in a good relationship with someone. Now you know how to make each other come. We don't have time.

You got six minutes? You know what I want? Like, I'm classic, I've got a situation ship, Nigga, That's that true. I don't just say like, hey, make it head and the ego, especially for men, you know, like you like you, you want to like put it down down down, Like I got a time. My back hurt, my hipster, my back hurt, my toe, I can't feel my toe, Like what do you want from me here? My toes fucked up? Like how what do we have to do here? Man?

Fuck shit, man, I get like ice baths or something. Man, Yo, this is scary, bro, because like, no, you'll be good though. No, It's true. Every I have another friend in their fifties, and I don't talk about sex with them, and I'd be like, you're going to bed huh, I think about it all the time. I don't know, you go to bed early? How do you keep up when you got

a young hot name. I don't know. I don't fucking know your friends that are your age, that are like recently divorced or single and they're like getting back out there. Most of my my, my, my good friends are roles in the same agesh And I got one friend who's younger, uh who uh you know, but he's almost Scott, He's younger with like an old spirit, so he's but I'm I don't know about his like his like guys, but none of your friends are really single and dating, not

the ones my age. Now, y'all don't talk about and like y'all don't talk about what y'all be doing in the bedroom with the girls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do that, not so much with your wives. Okay, got you you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like, I'm like, you know, it's get a little weird, but this myth that women talk. Now your YouTube are an exception of oh about sex their friends about talking because you know, what I'm saying,

like women are what's the myth? There's a there's a in my opinion, a miss can myth that women talk filthier than men do. No, you don't know you two are. No, No, you gotta see my group chat with my other hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, because I've said things around my card. Friends do things here that I'm kind of agreeing with you with. But I also know what you're saying. Friends dispel everything like girlfriends. Men are more.

We're disgusting, like disgusting, y'all be lying. There's very chill of yall. Friends that y'all get show asking that you beens over and hal lee. I will tell my homegirls, bitch, I held his legs up last night and ate the fun out that end. You two are. But my friends do that. So I have friends that are like but guys that are like me and also the chill every day girl. They still tell all their details about sex, but it's not as flagrant bread like. It's I know

what he's saying. My guys we say wild shit, Well give me give me some. It's just it's just what you're saying. Yeah, I do like that. Give us some I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna remember it.

You remember it or tell no? We we we. I mean, I'm just like there's conversations I remember like be like God, this is a even we would be like, damn, this is fucking disgusting this converence, like how vulgar and graphic and the sounds and the smells and the she's saying and I'm saying, and the lighting and the and and and you just just just every single just like it's like worsh than a pornal, Like you're just like in the vagina, like you're in the vagina, like like you're

in the vagina. I had to do it, make it three, had to make it three sighs. Are we doing homemail this episode? No? No, Um, do you want to know? I would say as a final thing, because our homemail is always a question from the listeners, But I feel like everybody would want to know about keeping your relationship healthier ups and downs, like best advice for yes, babe, yes, my love, Yes, dear yes man. Yes, right, okay, there's

no I'll say this. The one thing that I've gotten better at, especially when my wife is um, there's no winning in an argument. There is no winning. It's only of it only is her feelings. That that's the one thing I've gotten better probably like yesterday, yeah, yesterday, this morning. I mean that there, but that's one one thing that I've gotten better at. Uh, what do you argue about it? Thirteen years? It's just it could just be you know,

why did you? You know? Sometimes like the last argument we had was something about, you know, how she thought that I was sort of questioning her when we were around our friends and you know, she didn't like that, and I and I and I go, you're right, you're right, you're right. I was right because I was wrong. So something like that or like you know, like I'm like, you know, like making her look like, you know, like sort of like no you're no, no, no, no, you

don't She's not right. Which what it was is this, you know, and it's sort of you know, it's like embarrassing, you know, to do that. So that was something that wasn't an argument. You acknowledge her feelings and how something you did made her feel and you don't sit here and try to make her say that her feelings were wrong. But but I don't believe in just if you don't understand, I think you have a right to ask. I don't understand.

I don't understand. But bickering and art like that little bullshit and and and once you get into it, like name calling, insulting you this, or if you say and I go back, that's when you're in trouble. I think when you start, you know, because then it goes into you know, well you did this, and well I did keeping score, Then you're in deep shit. Yeah, I don't like the like I did this, I cared about you this way, Well I got you this Like that gets

way to bad. I've been decent with name calling, Like, I haven't really had those experiences. I've I've dated some men that treat me respectfully. And I say that in terms of like an argument, Like I've dated some cheaters and some liars, but for the most part, they were respectful in terms of like, you know, not screaming at me. Yeah you know. But I think that when it comes to arguments what happens now. And I mean that because my parents have been together thirty some years. Oh right.

So one thing that I realized, I think with healthier relationships or older relationships is that and by older, I actually mean my mom got pregnant like thirty eight or thirty nine or something. Right, So, people meeting later in life, you don't give up so easy. And I think a lot of people today are like, there's someone else, there's more fish in this. See here, I don't have to work on this. And it's like, well damn was everyone

throwing relationships away before. It's like I would prefer you to give it up for a good reason, like hey, we're not compatible, versus like fuck this, I don't feel like, you know, working it out? Yeah, and I don't. I don't know if relationships are ever easy, And they're never easy. They're never easy. They're never fucking easy, married get along. My wife's biggest heart, they're never And I trust me. If you and Herny or she'd tell you a whole

all this shit about me. We told you. Oh my god, you said you have yet now you're probably not scared right or less? No, the three of you, I would be fun because you gamper up at the three I'd be I'd be behind that fucking couch. Yeah, I'd be fucked up when your anytime, you've got to have a good sex topic ready get us him in there. That's you, that's your Like you're you're like, what was it? What was the um? What was the last sex topic? Like that?

You you guys here we talked about Valentine's Day. I think the week that you probably are thinking the last topic. Um, we had someone I'm thinking if you probably clicked on our page, maybe I would say, what daddy, Oh my god, daddy happened? Uh, the guy with the sub and the unicorn head and he was like spanking her and talking to her like a dog. Yes, you had him on here? Yeah, well not in this it was we went to the eight and Awards. We were nominated Sex podcast? Is that like?

I like talking to kinksters. Those are those are my favorite guests to have on this show. Side by kinster. She means people that I have a certain kink that they're into that they can divulge into. Right, what was the weirdest one or let's say, let's say what was the kinkiest one? Say weird? We don't judge, right, Well, I'm not gonna lie in London. Our performer that was weird did body stapling and but I'm not I'm not not that She talked about it being like staple in

her body. Yeah, she talked about it being a needle play. So a guy told me, like, I remember when people used to do that in the office, And I was like really, He's like, yeah, I would. I worked in the office when I was younger. I would see people do that to their hands and stuff. He's like, I've seen that before, just never sexually. Probably it was probably a sexual thing. Um shit. I think weirdest was Dallas Penn.

He the music wait Nos Dallas. Who's Dallas Pen? He wasn't his name that he was on the portal dude. Maybe his last name wasn't Penn. That was something he was like a he was on the Combat Jack Stay. But he jerked off into shoes and he worked at the Marshals at the time, and he said or maybe he was like a che jam or something like that. He said he used to jerk off in the shoes and he would think about the customer trying on the shoe and the architecture of the foot and he loved it.

He would get turned on while he worked there. Yeah, hit crazy and put them back on the shows. That's nasty, But you don't when you guys have these kinksters do you have? Do you guys have acts on the show? Like they don't. They don't do it on the show because but you know somebody it's it's also a way like a lot of the people we have on our sex workers, right, So it's either sex workers or like

friends or other podcasters. So when we have sex workers on, it's really a way for them to publicize their platform, right, Like, I think that's probably something that's made me feel the most good besides education about this show is like, oh my god, people tell me, like yo, when I went on only fans that night, I had so many people click on me. Like that feels good, right, Like someone's gonna now click on your show or the reverse would happen when you know if we did, Like that's what

it is. It's all cross promotion. But it's nice to know that people get a direct dollar from us. Sometimes that feels good. Do you guys find do you guys find that with male fans or even female fans, because you guys talk so much about sex that when they see you, they expect you to be on blast all the time. Absolutely, I've actually exhausted with the idea that

people think I'm going to be so crazy. I've heard people say this in the grocery store, Target, shopping, out in the street, and the clubs for sure, and they're like, you suck a dick today, and you're just like, I'm just I'm getting into some milk. Yeah, student, I think too, Like when I'm out, like I like to go out a lots to dance and do whatever, like, but people are like, they'll try to hype me up more. I remember sitting on my phone waiting in line for the bathroom.

This pissed me off so much. I was at Everyday People in New York and I was waiting in line for the bathroom and I was already so late, and I was sweating because I've been dancing for hours and this guy's happy, and he was like, damn we either you ain't where are you ain't on the nail more? I'm like, should I fuck there too? Fuck God? But like, people do expect you to be this person. And I'm

not saying we're porn stars. I'm sure people do that to them way worse than us, but like, yeah, over the years, I think people are kind of getting used to the idea that we're normal people, but it was way worse before. Yeah, for sure they were probably can't getting old comes getting old, for sure. But where can our listeners listen to you? Michael Rappaport everything on social media and the Iron Rappaport stereo pockets, what you guys

come on? And uh after, let let me think about what I can talk big pussies, y'all catch those links in the description for this episode whither do you have anything that you wanna shout out? Anything you got going on?

I hate when Mandy does that because then I'm just sitting here like no, watch all a bunch of episodes of sex Cells come to WTF media around set see come see me in LA or New York there and um yeah all right, and y'allum oh April twenty seconds, that's lack effects music, stop music music podcast festival, bitch,

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of this episode to here clip what final Thing. I The reason why I came on the podcast because I'm a huge fan of you guys, so I love I love your shit, yo, I really do. I'm a fan. I really really like nervous to come on here. No, I was nervous, But the reason why I came on I just appreciate what you guys do. I appreciate your openness and your humor. I think you guys are dope. So I'm glad you had me on Ovens. You guys are funny. Horse well, y'all is yeah, another episode of

Harry bled This is your It's Bony's Beach. Welcome back, Hoose. I'm trying to get my shit together, Yes, welcome, welcome back. It's so crazy because we recorded pretty much the next month of Horrible Decisions last week, and it was giving. I haven't had sex. It was giving, I haven't gone on the date. It was giving. I don't even know what I'm gonna talk about. And I ended up going out this weekend and literally in the last few days, I have met two guys that I'm talking to. One

is local, one doesn't live here. But the one that lives here already has a nickname. His nickname is Black Jesus. I already told him not to listen to the podcast, but he knows. His name is Black Jesus. Why because he's giving black Jesus. He looks like Black Jesus, and what's crazy. So we'll talk about how I've met him, because I was like not even looking to day. I went to this party over the weekend. No, we actually went to Everyday People together. We spent the whole weekend

together after meeting each other. So and then we also had a date last night. So I have now spent three of the last four days with him. Oh yeah, and don't really, I mean, he's great. So let me tell y'all to t about how the fuck I even met him. So I'm at this party on Saturday and I lose my home girl. Now that I lost her, she went to the bathroom, and so I left the table to go look for her. Is he a Brooklyn nigga?

Rewind he lives in Brooklyn, But he's not a Brooklyn nigga? No, not even he's an X fat he's yeah, like he's he's been in New York less time than I have, like like the States. He's not an American yeah like xme, Like he's not from New York, like he was from somewhere else and lives here now. So Anyways, I'm looking for my homegirls. Let me let y'all know, I am drunk as fuck and all shrums at the same time.

So I just took like this little square of the chocolate shrumbs and I was like, okay, it's a vibe, mind you. It took me so long to even take the square because so many of our fans were there. It was like overwhelming for me, like I was on FaceTime. Like every man that approached me called their girlfriend or wife and had me on FaceTime with their girls and wife. And then all the girls that were there were just like buying, like offering me drinks, and I'm like, yeah,

I'm already drunk. So anyways, I go to find my home girls after I'm feeling a little buzz shrooms, and I passed him and I didn't know what to do because I'm on shrooms and I don't know what, like what's going on. So I just started me mugging his ass and I'm like, I don't just mean mugging out. I don't eat, no words even come out, and he was like what's up? And I was like, you find is shit. That's literally the only thing that came out of my mouth. I'm like, you actually too fine to

be here? What the fuck are you doing here? What you all? I knew what you say to him? So where to God? That's all pbo. So it was like a party like with tons of like all the Africans and Nigerians and like a lot of people have like their African garbs on women. Was fine up in there. So anyways, I approached him and I'm like, you you find a ship as well? I know how to say, and then I'm like, you know what, I have my whole foot in my mouth. Sorry, I'm on Shrum's. Would

you like some? All I knew what to do was to offer him drugs, so mind you his responses, I'm actually shruman right now. Yeah, sure I'll take some. So he takes some and I'm like, well, I'm still looking for my friends, but I would really like to exchange like information. Can I get your Instagram or your phone number? At this point, foot in my mouth again, He's like, yeah,

let's exchange instagrams. So I immediately feel curved. I immediately feel like Nigga, ain't fuck it with me, because anytime I really don't want to give someone my number, I give them my Instagram, even though I asked for Instagram, and I think I only felt curve too because the nigga's Instagram was pregnant. So I'm like, Nigga, this does me no good. I'm not gonna remember your page. Now I have to follow you, like I'm not even gonna remember what your name is to find you through who

I followed. So I was just like, okay, well this was pointless. So anyways, I find my I'm like, all right, well I'm gonna go find my friends. I find my friends. We go back to the table and we're vibing now like I'm with my friends. He passes the table and goes to like touch my shoulder to chat. I say, hey, so I'm with my friends. Now, there's a lot of really good looking women in here. You should like do a walk through, go get some numbers, like that's what

you're here for, right, and like completely dismissed him. Completely dismissed that nigga. So mmmm,