Ep 305: Valentines Day Is Bad For Your Health

I just watched that ship coming. Why that ship says y'all welcome. I'm your girl, Mandy b a k A pant sillion a k A outside indie screets. God damn, I'm sorry. Hey, I'm crazy. Let me tell y'all. We on a new set. Is there a ghost in here? But I'm telling you right now, maybe there's the spirit in this bitch. We're the first ones to be on this new set, and I feel like something's off. Well

if that camera turned black. Anyway, we do have these niggas because it's the week of Valentine's Day and y'all don't know how to We're gonna get to you all in a little bit. I mean, I'll go ahead, you're gonna introduce yourself though. I'm easy all over and we ain't had nothing to drink this crazy. I had coffee, so that's pretty much. You know, honestly, if you've never done drugs, I promise you all coffee just the same.

It's like doing yes, it is. It's like, you know, I think I think I've done it too much, Like it does it happen when you do drugs too much? Like it stops working. Yeah, so I'll be taking like four shots of expressive you have the tail like, and I'm like, that ship does not work for me. Sorry, we're gonna put this guy. Um No, I had some coffee and I'm turning the funk up. So I'm back in New York. It's really nice to be back. Um also, just kind of love the way niggas to me here.

I woke up this morning, took a walk down the street, and it turns out near in in my neighborhood, there's a new story called Zaza City. So that's a fun time. And I said, okay, So now I lived by two weed stores in both cities, and um, I passed by this dude that I've known. He's like, there's like a barbershop nearby and he follows me on I so he knows I've been trying to work out a lot. He said to me, And this was a great compliment. He goes, Damn, Mama, you ain't eating ship in l A and you look

bad good. I said, yeah, that she was kind of hot. Just say but anyway, how would they say that in l A. Well, I don't wrote. Nigga's barely talk to me like it's a really weird. They're like sending nigga to the section or they're like they're just not Southern niggas, New York niggas. Um. I just I don't know I meet men in l A. Um. I mean I think that it's just like when they're in groups, they get weird, yeah, and they get very like they're too cool for cool

mind you. I really love being out there right now. I'm having a great time. It's fun. But like I just grammy weekend just happened, right and I posted this ship on my close friends. Like there's a lot of girls in l A that will invite me out to stuff when they need a good look. You know what I'm saying, and I'm not. I'm not saying like, by the way, these girls are hella bad like I do Batty style, but I guess when they're like short a bit,

they'll they'll hit me up for real. But like, never have they invited me to you know, eat or hang out or whatever, which is fine, Yeah, that makes sense, that's what they will. No, no, no, that was on my dick grammy weekend. Okay, everybody knows I love quest love and knows, so they just saying to me like, oh, what are you up to this weekend because but you know I'm going into something you know what I'm saying or like whatever, And that was kind of like I

peep game on that. And then one of the girls I said, straight to her face, I went to DJ Dramas listening party and she brought three girls at three girls and it was so packed. I was like, okay, I'll get a bottle. I only do that when the bottles are like under five, but because you know sometimes they beat well, I said, he goes, I'll take the don Julio. Um. So she was there and she was like, oh,

so good to see your girls. Been a minute I was like, yeah, you know, you could be inviting me to think it's the same my city, this show city. So but I'm glad. I'm glad you could make it on Grammy Weekends. Awesome. Um that I think that was probably the thing that made me want to get the funk out of there. It made me miss New York a little bit because even in fashion week, which is right now for us, I don't feel like New York

is that phony. New York definitely has its scene of like it does, you know, society, like cool kids, whatever. But there is a thing in l A on like hot weekends where it's I don't know, it's weird. And also the other thing there is an l A Look okay, um that makes me want to make fun of l A lot and I'm sai in l A Look it's athletisure and I'm starting to work close to the grocery store and I'm like they do during the time dash

it sucks. I got back to New York. I'm like kind of my shoot again, which is nice, but like, yeah, for the most part, the reason I like it is the weather. I'm healthier and the weather. That's really it. Even though I'll still be saying that. Uh, y'all be lying every time I go to l A, bitch is cold or I can't breathe because there's a fire, so sounds good. Maybe I don't go often enough. You'll be

sucking lying, bro. You said when you came when we did the Kicky interview, You're like, yo's so I was sitting at the foot but that was one that but I'll be going. And then y'all just had like a monsoon when it was raining there for a week, which is like what the fuck? Like motherfucker's always want to talk about how good the weather is. I'm telling you I don't want to. And that's fine because guess what. You wake up and at least you know what you

have to wear all day. I have to have three outfits prepared for one day in l A. It's cold, then it's hot, then it's like fall, then it's cold again. Nigga, what am I win? I was shaking. I walked to my workout. I was wearing shorts and a T shirt comfortably and would say it felt like a seventy went to go eat two hours later. I was mandy. I was shaking, My hands were like I walking to a store by the way, it was the only story that was around there was luling limit. I was like, O,

can I get a jacket? The shop was ten dollars. That's a damn bitch. Hypothermia and hypothermia. Bitch, I get home, so you don't say five, I get the failed like and that's the funny thing. It's like, that's how maybe I'm getting money, but not like that, because like I don't check the tag at certain places, like if you know where, I don't check the tag. And I just and I just realized I gotta chill out. Bitch. Amazon, bitch, oh,

I don't check it. Target, I don't check. When I got got the way, I just looked at my last like three months of orders. I said, oh, bitch, I could just start looking at these prices. I have one card for Amazon and Uber. It's disgusted. It's disgusting. I'm considering getting a car even because of Uber WM. I'm it's not a cute seven having apart over seven hundred dollars of money. Don't do it. It's just enjoy being driven. You begin lit you want to go out late? Actually

I would still you're used. Oh for the last two and a half years that we could drove me everywhere, and that's why you get paid, so you just have somebody else do it and be right for free in the backseat. But he was, he was driving me everywhere. Look and uh, look, I need you to be on Ariola. Watch Nick come over there like he's like, damn many things like I should. And we need you to take notes any phone ahead and show your face as they want it because they want they want to sit on

your face. W HR. But I mean getting this is work. It is all right. But wait, we are we are going to get into the Valancine's nation. So we was having a conversation off camera, and I do want to I'm about to put you on the spot since we don't introduce your my fucking ass. Are you doing something for your little lady friend for Valentine's Day? No, And I need to know why I'm not doing anything for my lady friend for my girlfriend because I've been working hard.

I've been working hard all year. I've been making sacrifices. I'm spending a lot of money. I get paid very well at w T Have Media. However, the money is not unlimited. Oh, not, he said, bitch, if you want me to get put a little bit on the street. Okay, So, ladies, why don't you just treat it like a date? Na see no, because he already don't up hold on because being his girlfriend is closed closer than me and him.

But not on day. Okay. So I'm not saying that we can't have a date like a date night is like I'm a hundred percent okay, but that's something real, calm, something real, relaxed. We didn't ask you to buy her a ring. I like to do a big though. I'm not gonna lie like I don't know how to do a little like I do. I will give you this what he did for her birthday? Birthdays, birthday, you do, you put some Here's the thing I'm gonna say it

to you. I'm gonna say it to everyone listening. First off, you're probably not gonna have a girlfriend after Valentine's Day. And let me finish it. Here's why, ladies, if you are dealing with a man who wants to talk about the socio economic gain of this Americanized holiday and how well I treat her special on other occasions, I don't need to treat you special on Valentine's Day? Here's the question to ask your man, why would you go out of your way to not make me feel special on

the day that women often feel special for. Are you not that much into me that you are technically making sure to go out of your way to not make me feel special on a day that most women this is also, Yes, we get it, it's a holiday for the girls. But if your man is literally going out of the way to not make you feel special, y'all hurt?

What happened last year? Broke up with that nigga for them we as flowers nigga and canceled the air friles gonna get him because he chose not to show up on a day that, to me would have made me feel special, despite the fact that he did give flowers on other occasions. So now I'm gonna ask you again, No, no, no, why are you going out of your way hold on to make sure that she does not feel special on a day that, as a woman, I'm sure she would

like to feel special on. Because now it's not about you, wait about her. He's going he is, He said, I'm exhausted, nigga, you cannot show up on Monday, you need to show up. You ain't gotta show up today on the thirteen, but on the fourteen, nigga, show up and untire yourself. But listen, let me ask you some real ship. What if I you know, let me naviget this carefully. What if what if I go like what if I go harder as

a partner than she does? You understand what I'm saying, like what if like like this needs to be discussed, not on the I'm as like these two things one, even though Mandy Be acting like we never agree, totally agree on this one. I think it is objectively obvious that this day is very simple to make someone feel loved,

even if you're not with him. Let's just say you've been sucking a shorty for a minute and you talked to her on the regular, and you're gonna maybe see her on balance candy something like they even create a Walgreens for you. Honestly, Oldbe and I weren't really like

we we do vacations. That's our ship. And so even he would get me like just little tangible things because it feels sweet, you go come He would come home from the gym with flowers because you know, you pass somebody on the road, like it's so basic, and so I think that when someone can't. And again I'm not trying to say that one person's money like, oh, twenty dollars isn't you know, a lot to some But it's

just the effort. It's like, go to the store and get a card, get candy, and I'm gonna feel special and nigga, I'm sing with a millionaire right now. And if that naked still got me just candy and not a gift, I would be like, oh, if we were getting in the car to do something that, it's sweet to me. Yeah, it's just a standard. We live in America. Most of the people listening except for London, we'll see you on Valentine's Day, but anyway, most people to live here,

we live in America. This is something that's a tradition. We see it all the time. You care about someone, you get them something on Valentine's Day. I'm not asking you to bend down on one knee, take me to the movie, or even get me the prefixed menu, but just do a little bit of an effort, if not for the simple factor, if you don't want to hear my fucking or not get broken up? We Hey, now you have to your problem. You had a second point, what I don't know? You said you have two things.

That's the second one I feel. I feel like to to not do it is almost going harder, like you really you knew the day niked you do have swipe on your phone without seeing you knew the fucking day the second week of February A first off, this already a short money Well if I don't want to have to do this, because she may listen to this episode, but I swear to God, if you don't get anything, I'm not have to do it myself. If I have to send floppers here to keep the peace in this house.

And what is the type of girl don't really care for about? Shut up? Shut then up all you don't care about? Balatized day? I hate hearing now. Me and Brianna got a mutual friend who swears to God she don't like any of this sheet. When I tell you her, Niggett said, oh, I'm not getting her nothing on her birthday because she's not about that. Son. I flipped out on him, flipped out what I mean? And don't you know when he got her gifts. She was like, oh man,

this is what I mean. Bro, I'm telling you it's the gesture. She didn't want anything. Yeah, please don't get me anything. Don't worry about me that we acknowledge the delusion halfway Loki, because it's like, if you tell now we're delusion. It's all all women are doing is a test and you are you and ladies, stop them bullshit as tests. Ask for what the funk you want? I ain't even gonna hold you. I don't be testing nobody. Did y'all hear me on the at the end of

that couch what I brought that ship up again? Don't ask me where the hell I'm staying in London? I said, why are you playing it on doing something? You showing up? Or am I gonna be getting shuckle lives? I said, cause I don't want to have a hundred flowers dot CO dot UK might were listening. I need you to know, ladies, in three we are asking and receiving and if Nigga not gonna give, then moved to the next one. That wheel, baby, and I'm back on the like flew out tips. Oh.

I made sure I picked up hotel. I was staying at and I let them know, Oh, well, since you're gonna be busy, I'm gonna want to go shopping. Drop the money here you go, Like I let him know, Oh you're gonna be busy, and I'm not gonna be there by myself. I'm gonna go shocking. Put your by the shots for one, and then I I about two more pairs of shoes, uh, and then some sweatpants and ships. So it was cute and I asked and received and

my home girls like, suck first clothes for sure. If it was already like verified good Dick, Oh no, it's good Dick. And by the way, y'all the way, I realized New Dick is yucky. I am just so nevers about New Dick. So it's just like I know, so like it's like yucky. So I'm like, I got y'all know my roller Dicks is lick rollers, so bitch roller dicks literally, So y'all. I went back on Snapchat, scroll through that ship and started just hitting up the hell

of niggas. One nigga was like who is this and I was like, oh, fuck, well we talked years ago. Never fun, but I was like, I would suck him so I had to make sure he was. I was like, you're still married, you know, married normal. I was like, oh, this is cute. I was good for him, but literally went went through and I literally told him. I said, well, I see we used to talk about snapchat and well I'm singling again, so I'm just hitting niggas back up, seeing what it do. I am been a I'm beenna

move on from this heartbreak, y'all. And where I went back time and time again, I ain't going back no more. So I'm probably here. I'm probably my So honestly, I love hitting up old niggas. I mean it's just fun

for me. Also, like I recently said this while out with someone and it's no no. So basically we were talking about like longevity and like how getting serious may like throw you off your track, like you know what I'm saying, like when you get wrapped up in somebody, like if something's going well, you just can get addicted to each other. And I was like, but you know what I said, on the other end of my day, ship going well, not kind of like not having to

explain myself or going out. And I kept a buck with him too. I was like, on the rail. If I wasn't sitting here with you, I would just be out with some other niggas and then out to eat there. You know what I'm saying. But like that's my repertoire. Literally, niggas that I used to funk with know that they can find me at Lucienne because I don't feel like paying for it for it, I don't feel like paying for my own s cargo. This is where I like

to frequent and I'm gonna take you there. I can walk there, I enjoy the food Nina's allowed in, so you might see me on another day there. I literally and if you've been inside of me and you live in New York City, you've taken me by the way. That is so crazy because another thing we agree on the way. I have had four friends trys car got in the last week. I've been taking them the funk out because I like Bouthazar the s car go there because it's like really good buttery. And I put Mandy on. Y'all.

You put me on first about don't do that? You were like, where's the first No, I didn't the first time. First off, I go shopping there every time I go to Seoul. So don't. I mean, I go eating there every time I go shopping. Saul dan as someone who's fished. My first time I have as car got was in front of the Eiffels. I were bitch, we we who? And that's why you like that? No I did? I got a picture eating it at all. Wait, you were

saying it wasn't good. I think you turned the time. No, I I like that when I get it all the time. Did we ordered another around? I call Adriana right now we ordered more? Adriana put me on s car. You didn't like, Harris, I like that was because, uh, it's the aluminum free deod for me. Damn niggas. So me and my homegirls like this summer. I'll be like, what's that? They're healthier people. But I'm gonna keep it really execute. She came back from the grocery store stressed out. She's like,

oh my god, bro, I can't find anything. We have to call somebody that's on their way to Paris and tell them to bring the older. She was so stressed out. It is, but you know what they lack for and sent they make up for inquisine. Ok Uh. Speaking of Lovey deVie, things like Paris. We are going to go

over some I would say today's episode. Even though I'm happy right now, it's still fun Valentine's Day, it's bad for your mental health and these niggas even way hold on, Wolf, we didn't get back before we before we get into another ship. Did anything we said make you want to get flowers? He's got a choice. I'm gonna take that net a CAFC after this and then well no, so he could get U break because I forgot that nigga don't eat food h so he could take the air

of the fried chicken um. And then we gotta go get We're gonna go right here the Broadway. You gotta get her son? Noway, seriously, are you really not? You know what I realized I missed. I did not represent myself right. I'm gonna do something, but I'm not gonna do what I would usually do, which is I used to like to make a huge impression, and nowadays I like I've been on a good tour of huge impressions. I think I can calm the pockets. No, I'm an agree with him. I've just not on this holiday. I

you know I agree with him. I don't think Valentine's Day is I would rather you go crazy on my birthday, which you do, which which was kind of recent for her. I think, like I just said, I'm fucking with a living again. I don't expect like an expensive gift. I think that I like basis don't have to be expensive, but basic SI on Valentine's Day is cool. That's actually now I'm disagreeing with you. Basic ship on Valentine said he wasn't getting her ship. What are you talking about? How?

He said, I'm just not going all out? Yeah, but he wasn't gonna get her. He wasn't at first, but now he said, I'm which is fine and I'm fine. We just said, okay, fine, you about to get something that was even crazy. It's New York, niggay be. Do you know what, let's get some dairy in there. Why don't you get hus some milk, some good diva. They said plant based. The plant based is not sexy cow. Isn't that what it is? Because like that's the Chesley

Coco especially gonna be the bitterest that ship. You need some sugar happy Valentine's They stay healthy. Hop Um, Okay, let me get into this Vanilla ship. So I saw this one on I think it was ball or Alert or some ship a week ago. I thought it said bless me. Oh no no, I copy and paste and like. But I was swiping and I saw this. I thought this was cool. There's an Only Fans creator who's buying houses and renting them to low income families for next

to nothing. Her name is Rebecca Goodwin. Who would have thought Becky doing a good deed? Rebecca Goodwin, come on, twenty years old Only Fans for creator told Buzzby she's sick of seeing how ridiculous rental prices are becoming, and so basically, um, she decided to purchase homes. Um she opened up the first of her intended eight properties. But anyway, basically she's trying to do her own affordable housing scheme.

She said. One house I'll be renting out is three stories, four bedrooms, three bathroom house with off road parking six fifty euros a month. Um it says about seven US. But basically she is trying to just help other people. She said that she's inspired to do this because, um, she's been there herself, and I guess Only Fans has changed her life and in regards to pricing, she looks at the rates in each area and she massively undercuts

each one. And I just want to give a shout out to Lena the plug um because in the sex those episode, I had no idea at first, Like I just wanted to talk about how she was lit it makes mad money. Didn't even realize she owned the property that she shoots her content that am in and rents out the different rooms. And granted it's not like she ain't making bread on that, but why it was a

dope move. It's because like content creators were getting kicked out Airbnbs, getting kicked out of hotels, so already you're in a place where you're shamed, the shame free right queer friendly, and like I've actually seen a lot of Twitter clips with some of the rooms, So I think that's super dope for her to do. And I would love to make a horehouse with my own one day.

So she's specifically running out to sex workers and content creators, but not even just that, Like I think that there's been like high end photo shoots in the house, Like she put mad money into interior designing, like it looks really good. You gotta go see it. That's really dope. It was impressive, like doing a shoot in there. Actually, maybe we should do that, and we should do that. The library is a rainbow color, like dog is so crazy her dress up room. I mean, and it's clean,

not to say it would be. I'm just saying, like you you stay doing this, You're kind of shamed. I'm so shaming the juices that come from sexual secretions. That was a little but you know what, I'm gonna stand on that because I feel like I said it, but somebody might be thinking it. I say, clearly, Lena and Adam don't look dirty. I'm just saying, you know, niggas just click and rent and you never know how they leave a place. But she got that ship that it

looked really good. Um, I still would need I get what you mean, it's clean? Do black light tests where when you go places? I know where? Did you say that is really clean? Nigga? And I know this because you know, I'd be liking niggas to jack off, Like do you see where we went? Because real quick, I'm no, because they'd be a nice ass, expensive ass hotel rooms. You would never believe the places they jack off because

i'd be liking weird ship. So I'll be like, see if you can reach the wall, didn't make it get on the headboard, like make it go above your head. I'll be making niggas shoot in crazy places. Niggas be jacking off right onto the rug. The house cleaner ain't gonna know a nigga jacked off onto the rug. So if you go to a hotel right like nice bitch, the nice ones, like the sweets bitch, you're not gonna think nigga is jeckcking off on the walls. But you don't know them. Nigga talk to me and they do.

There's the craziest place, and niggas jerked off and sent it to you. I'm telling you, like like, so one used to shoot real hot, so finally I got him to shoot into his face. But I was like, see if you could shoot it above your head and the headboard, that should be crazy. I love feeling like I love shooters, I love funny. I love I'm telling you it's like, oh, dick, I had it in a while, but it's still good. I'm not gonna well now I'm back, like, yeah, let

me see you jack off. Nig I'm single again, so I'm bringing it back. So literally, I don't like the ooze out dick. I like the shooting volume shooter. Yeah, I like, let me see if there's something you can do, or do you shoot? He's fucking plant bass, bitch. You know this ship is clear? You right? How do I make my come shoot out? No? I think it's like a part of your genetics. Like I don't think all shoot like a pro. Wait, hold on. Astro glide dot

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but particularly cigarette smoking is the worst and good. We're millennials. We don't sleep getting good sleep. You have you actually seen this is a good one. Abstinence no no, no, like taking a break will help you shoot out quicker not endig naked. Think about it and who we do at Steve retention nineteen keys probably right at you. Probably you can run it at Oh, I ain't dodge supplements, UM hold on fullic acid okay, and zinc will increase it by sevent creatine can make it go down, which

a lot of niggas have when they go to the gym. Okay, that was actually a good article. Okay, so shout out to the nut shooters. I love nut shooters. How about day when I go back on the on the day to naps, I'm gonna be like nutshooters preferred. Don't be bringing a little drizzle over like yo, that's nuts. Wow. Um. Hold on taking the hand and wrapping it around the ring of the penis as it comes out, timing it to the pelvit frus, you can get more out. So

he's a pro. He does squeeze the end really, he'd be knowing he'd like to come. I'd be like, oh, shoot for me, daddy, squeeze the end just under your head with your thoughts, and he does. That should be shape the circle. Squeeze really hard as you were coming and the jis will back up in your dick, build pressure, release and squeeze again until the com comes out. It takes practice. Shoot your load over a nice big pair of tap im sorry, ask your man to shoot that load. Baby. Um,

do you date a nut shooter. Oh and you can do the keegels. So you know what. Niggas make their dick jub that's their key goals. That should be fun, that should don't even look cute. I don't mind it. Don't taking a little dick dance. Okay, So we want to go through or actually I do, because I think it's gonna be funny. The twenty three things to do when You're single about not but the first one was an immediate note for me, and let me just say this, wait,

what is this? What's the list? Okay, it's the things you should do because we're go into the horrible decision which is valentine'sdaying and how it's bad for your mental health, I mean impetuous. Oh yeah. But also I've made with someone on Valentine's Day and I hated him. Oh I was like it wasn't but also like we're out to dinner. So now the number one thing I've seen this is on brides dot com. This is such a terrible thing to do on Valentine's Day and I actually do this all.

Is this something to do for couples for solo? What to do if your single valentine'se number one on brides dot Com. Go to a movie dumbest shit I've ever read. I go to the movies a lot alone. And I'm telling you right now it's already saying when you go alone, But like, I go a lot alone because I live by the grove in l A. So I'd be like, I'll just go see something, you know what I mean, in the daytime, bitch on Valentine's Days, I'm not doing that. So I could fucking be sitting there scool a whole

bunch of couples. I'm gonna kill myself for host this singles only dinner party. Love this like that's fun. It's giving Gallantine, that's fun. I love a Galantine's beauty treatments. I also love that, but I would keep it a buck with you. Be aware. I went to Hawaii on Valentine's Day two years ago because old baby was cheating and I went solo and we wouldn't even have plans to go there. I was just like, fuck you, nigga. That's when I bought myself this Rolex. I was like,

I'm a little as bitch. I'm going to Hawaii alone. Got a spot treatment on Valentine's day and I was the only single person. Oh yeah, because it's because they didn't They didn't even want to give me the treatment because they wanted to maximize on the couples. I could tell. But I was like that weekend get away visit a friend or family member. Now that I like, whatnot to me? Bitch? Valontine's Day is on Tuesday. Y'all don't have to go

away on a weekend. No, But I'm just saying, like that's not a bad thing, like visiting your if you live in the same um areas your parents. Maybe like something I used to do on New Year's because I get very depressed on New Year's. Don't know why the depression. It's cold, No, it was just some It's something about the new yearest thing, the pressure of having to do something. I spent last New Year's I was tentiniling with any of them, but last New Year's with my mom and

we were in the bed. I enjoyed that. It kind of like I made it like a thing I had to do and seeing family. Actually this year on New Year's I was on a plane. We were flying home because it was cheaper I was gonna I mean, speaking of that, I was actually gonna. I was supposed to take a trip this weekend, but I got booked to do some work and I was like, bitch, money calls, But I was actually gonna fly down to um another city. I ain't gole uh say which friend it was, but

I was gonna fly down to be her Valentine. Because she literally realized her nigga was flaking around Valentine's Day. He just flaked around Christmas, and he flaked around New Year's So bitch because she started picking up that he was flaking on Valentine's Day, she said, let me let me google this nigga real quick. Bitch then called me.

I bought the White Pages, but nine saw every speed and ticket that nigga has since two thousand eight and said, this is his address, and your long distance boyfriend actually is married and lives in Wait Wait and lives in the city. She was, she's been with him for a year and a half. He's been saying he lives here and been flying back and forth. He's been driving forty two minutes his home, which I found on White Pages, and she pulled up, where does she think he lives?

He said, what here? Which is why I was like that, you've been with this nigga for a year and a half. I'm gonna say something, Bro, I say, your friends stupid fuck Bro. I google niggas bro after the appetizer, Bro, so I'll go to the bathroom and be taking a ship. Well that's the thing. He was a regular nigga, so there was really nothing to google. She knew his LinkedIn and that's about it. She ain't think. She ain't see

a ring or ring print, none of that. He was a consultant about a nighttime on the phone, they talked. I guess they talked, maybe not a lot, but she go to bed early. No, no, no, no, I don't know. No, I think about it. I know like where she did she did. Later on I found out they never faced time, and I was like, bitch, that would right, But she said it worked for her because maybe you know what, Bro, you just think she don't. I ain't a lot. I only just face time that nigga because I don't see.

I said, I wouldn't see. But we'll talk for two three hours at night. I'm not going but I don't know. Same me. I don't know the bath X almost fifty years old. You think that nigga wants face time. That in half the time we dated the niggata ms she knows he's a real person. That's the only time, Lenny, what do you think you're getting crack catfished? Bro? They no, he was. They were dating for a year and a half.

That nigga was married whole time. Bitch I said, But you should have just gave me that nigga name a year and a half ago. We could have stayed the time, bitch I said, I love you on a pet is not nine not for white pages? Got it dead quick? New everything about that nick I said, I knew his know his mama name, I know his brother name. Bitch

what else you need to know? Um? Seeing me with a jolt Pages, this is not an ad if you was dating somebody, ladies, and you should not really adding adding up first name, last name really all you need and then maybe the phone number, maybe where you know he lives. Go to white Pages, doctor it is. This is gonna be the only white thing we promote, this black head story. It is white pages, damn it. Shout out to y'all now on reverse re that ship was kind of teeth bit when you told of that did.

She seem shocked, so no, I So I gave her the current address. I said, well, based on this mind you there were six addresses on there. Now there was to New York address. Let's be real. But I said, bitch, the current address. Say about the two minutes from your house? Bitch. She hopped right in the car. I heard the keys listen. She said, Bitch, I'm gonna pull up to the house. Then I said, yes, bitch, talked to her the whole time she pulled up, Bitch. The daughter was there, and

the wife answered the door. She knocked on that door, bitch, he said. He said about can we talk please? Oh? Yeah, it was Oh, it was t what do wife say? It was t what do I say? Nothing? And which just sucks like and giving nothing was just like m hm hm hmm. Yeah. If I'll be honest with you, that's kind of gangster what the wife not saying nothing?

I agree, I agree, that's gangsters. I agree. Like, bitch, you pulled up to my goddamn house because you fucking google this ship and you go fucking harass me in front of my child. Right beach, how that beach with the wife? Cuter beach? She wasn't ugly. I ain't gonna Okay, did they look like they were both light skins? No? No, no, let me tell you all something. What some real ship. I've recently been noticing a trend in exes. Oh, and I'm like, but I ain't gonna hold you that light

skin home. I ain't gonna hold you. Yeah, married man the best. I never looked like the wives. I ain gonna hold you. If you're gonna cheat, you gotta get opposite. Why are you gonna cheat with the same looking bit? I ain't gonna she with a with a whole different beach, married man, I like she was talking about an airline. I'm not gonna delta every time. Not no, but for real, I never looked like the wives ever from any of the married niggas that was working with me. Hard bodies

never looked like the wives. That was like, it was so, But why why are you gonna su with a with a carbon company? What carbon copy? That? I swear to god. It was like a YO review. It's given variety. You want a variety if you're gonna cheat, Um agreed. I mean one got along here and one guy short, and that's about the only different I want to give you all some teeth. So bad is it about how relationships? You know what? I guess it's not really relative. Okay, okay,

So I know someone who's sleeping with a famous married person. Okay, okay, we all do that. Yeah, very favorite, very famous. Um like, okay, very famous, were gonna keep going, no, I would say, well, we don't need details, very famous. No no, no, no. To a point where, like maybe even once or twice,

that person's used disguise, they can't even use commercial. So basically that person had to go to a speaking engagement in another city and invited the person I know who was like, yo, like you're really risking it, you know what I'm saying, Like, how are you even gonna come to the hotel? I met dada and they're like flying private.

But she's still like this is like a lot. And he's like, I mean, luckily you and my wife have the same kind of hair right now, And so she clipped on the profile and the wife actually had braids, and she had braids in the moment, and she was like, this is the most trifling ship and he was like, this is perfect. Like if you're in a hoodie or you're from the back. Like, even if you go in the hotel, no one's gonna think anything because you look just like her right now. And I was like, bitch,

what do the other bitches he looks like? So all his long term side chicks look like the wife. Bitch? Wow, is that not sick? That's yeah, because it's pointless you already have one. That's how much niggas want new pussy. It's got to just be that's it. It's only the new pussy then. So I'm like, and yes, I have a type, but I think I have a variation of niggas. Even I don't want the same type of nigga. I'm gonna have one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, here's the tea.

They all got to look different. The person gets invited to a concept, okay, And they were like, I'm not going when your wife is there. And they were like, she'll never realize is you because she looking at all that think of and she's looking at white. It's like

she ain't looking at you. And I was like, dog, it's true, because like I would generally look at women that were kind of like opposite me when I was expecting to be cheated on and for that Magna be like and not saying my homegirl looks simple because she's beautiful, but like, I get what he's like. She's gonna look at these I G batties, She's gonna look at the

b BL girls backstage. She ain't looking at you. And it's true, nigga niggas ain no women got smarter because that's why people be in the comments be like egg like, ain't gotta be worried about me, bitch, I'll be around it. But it's true though. If you're if you know you're dating a really famous person and you're sitting here looking at like um, you know, like like just to say that I G batt he's like, Bro, when I go backstage to places the ship like that, I'm like, oh

I know you bitch. Just a funny one of the rappers like hello, oh yeah, no, I've grown up. I finally learned um because i'd be outside now I'm letting niggas no, don't give me o friends and family tickets. I need you to buy them and put me in an area that make it seem like it's not I'm not sitting in friends and family no more. I am waits the fuck do you think I am. I'm not friends and family anymore? Why not? It's a good seat and then a lower bowl. But they know it's friends

of family. Now you know I'm they're fucking a player. I want, by my sake, buy my tickets. I've sat in those seats as a friend. Yeah, me too, Buy my tickets. If I'm going for a nigga that I'm going to be sucking, fucking and licking his asshole. If I'm licking your asshole, by my tickets. I don't want the free tickets. I don't want to be with all the other bitches. I don't want to be around a family. I'm not gonna hold you. They're really not bade No,

they're not. They could be better, and so buy them. Okay, so you're trying to help him out, what do you I'm trying to help him out, you know what I'm But also, nigga's know the friends and family section. I don't want to be in the area. Niggas know me. Now, you know what you know me? Now you now I don't want to be spotted up in that. So what else can do? It says sign up for a workout? Agreed Um and this is just anything. I damn try a new recipe corny um stay in. I like that one.

I like to stay in. Visit your face. You got to see all the happy people. Visit your favorite bar. Now visit your favorite bar is a good one because if you live in a city with like a dive bar section single people love a dive bar. I love to die because I'm probably not gonna go with mind naked to a dive bar and bound holday because we do it on the weekend die bars where all the lonely single hole is gonna be really like the die bar and then y'all can talk to it about niggas

comedy show. I still would avoid that because of couples. I don't want to be surrounded by the same and the last one they have is um by yourself flowers. I love mine. I love by myself. And when we get back, I'm better posting and act like I didn't I do that too. Hello, damn looking at my nigga sent to me ship. I love posting a little what's the what's the heart around the little faces? D have me? Like? Damn, who got you? Those? Not you be? I ain't gonna

hold you, I'm gonna be so well. And I don't know if he's gonna listen to the pot but maybe, But I know he's probably lurking trying to find my I G or something what my ex? So while we learn to find your i G, what do you mean to to learn to see how I'm living? I was just like lurk on the Instagram. I'm gonna I'm gonna do all a little local floors. I'm gonna get all a little black floors, send myself all these little things and come home like m do you think the flowers

from last year? I love this for me, love me. Hey, I'm gonna be real with you. I'm single on Valencime to day, but at the same time you're not. I had that wasn't ship the last three hour sometimes days. So I'm winning into anybody this single and feeling, for a moment a little bit lonely. I'm gonna tell you this right now. My nigga on was some real ship. I never lied about my relationship and say that it

was better than it was. I would just stay quiet, you know what I'm saying, so that I wouldn't have to be a lot. I'd be like whatever on valni say. But the people that's posted and doing all that extra caption ship and all that sometimes don't even really be in love. I know a lot of couples and a lot of like influencers and giving me some tea recently because you know, l a bit just can't they love telling you tell me about a little athleast they've been

a line with. And every time I begin the story, I'll be like, damn hoh, y'all look like y'all were having a beautiful life. Seriously, and so when you find out the realty or the ship they was putting up with, like that's why, at the end of the day, don't be in a relationship for anybody else but yourself, you know what I'm saying, Because a lot of people will stick witty because they just feel like, oh, it's gonna

be so heart broke. I stuck with my relationship because not for anyone else, but more so thinking that I would get that initial feeling back. That's why I stayed in a bad relationship. I never thought I could change him. I just felt him being a better boyfriend at one point, and again, the day to day wasn't bad. It's not like he was abusive. He was just a cheater. But I kind of thought, I don't know, I thought it was like momentary like I thought maybe he was just

going through something. I think he was getting old, Like I don't know what was going on in my brain, but I was making excuses for it and being like, no, I've seen him being good. I've seen him like staying in chilling. And then I had to realize, that's a pan venice. It was a pan aram you know what I'm saying. So of course the Nickles was with you in Mexico every day, enjoining the beach and eating and taking walks and working out like how he in a

real world. I would plus me and stick like when you have to really sit back and say, like this ain't working. It's not easy. I remember there were days I had a lot of anxiety about coming a horrible not like anybody's gonna shame me for being angle. But at the same well, they shanged me for going back, break up, epidemic, What do you have any elevator? RD? No, we're done now, I'm all got all. But it was

the same, It was the same thing. Life changed when the when the world opened back up and there are things that he couldn't handle. And the same way like for me, I knew like relationships were supposed to take work. So to me, I was I didn't want to just I don't want to feel like I gave up, especially with it being my first relationship. And I think that's

kind of what what you did too. You just didn't want to give up and thought that maybe the things that you didn't like when it's the investment in the time it is, it's not like it's like it's the nigga, this so great. It's like, damn, bitch you put in this time. Oh my Dick wasn't like there was nothing right at home about I've had better dicks. He was just a great well round you. You know what I'm saying. I was like, this is good on paper, and we had good sex together. I'm just not saying like I

was like, I'm not dying over it now. God, That's why I'm not really hating on his new relationship, because you're like, and then Dick can't even all that it was good enough for a threesome, Like I never see was Dick was good for it. I were saying that we had you know better threes. I was never like, oh my god, I'm about to give a bitch weak dick like he wasn't that. But I'm just saying like this. You know, I've cried over there, cried over. I think

you're gonna go back to the hospital, dick. You just gotta get over the fact that that nigga said you can't go to this job no more. But I think you'll still give him pussy. If he said left the band on wheezy, I think you'd be like, here you go. No, I think he would. I'm not saying all that's crazy that she was still giving nick a pussy. That it was like, you can't come here anymore for right now, and I'm gonna say your feelings are hurt. Stop. Hey, Yeah,

that's how I do. Neither need the only person that can get over them. And I'm being like the only person Nina is not a person. Shut Oh god, Okay, So I'm okay, dog mom, no bitch, not one of my psychics. So y'all remember the lady said I was an abortion horror last time. Someone just told me at the fucking um black market flee childs a black market flee in l a a New York news one. Um, there was like a terror reader there and she told me,

she said, you have a dog. I said yeah, and she said, m ran dog is one of your past children. Do you know what you gotta get out of that ship? What do you mean? Here we go? I know you ain't talking point base. Wait a second, are you doing just like the to told me that? Are you kidding me? No? She said that my dog is um a spirit Thatt's come back and it's one of my past Why do you do you think I'm crazy? Day they tell her to stop going to these guys. That's what y'all are

talking about your niece in a way down appreciate second. No, the only is being a dead spirit of an abortion is nuts not there because my child, That's that's what I do. Think Nina could be one of my one Maybe not won't get you what you said? What, bitch? How many is the possible that it didn't have to be an abortion baby? It could have been, like you've been a Plan B bank, like one that didn't start.

I wasn't playing b kids. You think you could ask Plan B. At one point I was like, bitch again, it was about how playing you say before it start working on your ass, because now your body used to a bitch. It's giving that coffee drugs. Plan b's, don't take too much of it. Oh that plan be diarious. That's crazy. You're really shooting out your baby. You're shooting

out there, you know, so funny. I think I said this one on the podcast before, but maybe it was a Plan B episode last year when that they Can called me said how are you feeling? I said, damn, because you do be cramping on the plane east sometimes that you're a whole ass. They yeah, um no, Basically, Nina is my child from a previous life that I live. That's a previous life, not I like you, cul I put it in Joining Green with like three kids and need on one of them as a mess. Okay, well,

shout out to you dead baby dogs. We have to bleep that. Should we do a trigger warning, I don't know whatever for an abortion. I didn't call her. You didn't call her vacuum babe, Like, jeezs oh did you say it? Bro? One of my Andrew Shoults was all right, hold on, oh man, here we go, hey, ladies. I absolutely love damn. It's a long one. Yeah, that's more along. You know I used to think living at my ailer did y'all gotta stop writing. That's five piagraph essays. This

is not the FCT I don't have. This is not the f CAT. Okay, I'll start reading it. Okay, here we go, here, there we go. Huh Hey, ladies, I absolutely love y'all and have been rocking with you all from early on, but this is my first time writing a homemail. Mandy, I have like the biggest crush on you and Wheezy, You're so dope and free spirited when you're not in your head heads up. This is a long home nowl all right, I'll do the next pair

group like school, do the paragraph after that. So I've been having sex with his fine ass man nine months and he's the complete package. Tall, firebody, big dick, owns a house, entrepreneur, sells great wheat or business. It's giving drug dealer. Don't ask barber. This is the entrepreneurship, knows his way in and around my pussy, loves to devour me. Very intimate, tan, trick, nastiest fuck, super spiritual, healthy, loving

father to his kids. That was the bitch. Ain't perfect and the suit, she said, kids and a super combvibe. He's a little shy, but he's always giving me confident, alpha male energy. So I was ready to submit to him from the moment I sat in his barbered share two years ago. I'm a switch, non pornogamous, and by so bitch, I can't make up my mind about anything anyways. We've explored some kink together, but only the tip of

the iceberg in my opinion. He randomly requested a golden shower for me recently and told me to use him and I want to, but bitch, it was ten am on a Monday while I was at work when I got that request via text from him, so I was beyond caught off guard. Well, I wasn't super surprised at the golden shower request because he does love when I

squired all over him. I let him know that I'm surprised at how submissive he is, and he made it clear that he's with the ships and we can record it as long as he has a ski mask on, not the ski mask watching porn. I appreciate his trust in me and I trust him to Hey, I'm not judging him at all, and I'm with the ships too, but I just didn't expect him, of all my sex partners, to be this way incline, he's giving sub leaning switch energy. I'm noticing that I'm attracting more submissive men than I

intended to. I know I get give off fem dom vibes, but damn all you niggas, my submissive side be yearning sometimes. A couple of weeks ago, anothering to I have sex with asked me to peg him. Mind you, I've never done the Golden shower or pegging before, but I'm so damn damn bit you actually just wanted to talk because that is a question. Now it's kinda love you, thanks

for listening. Back to the water sports dude. We've discussed his boundaries in the usage category, but my creative flow is a bit struck struck because he's not open to anal play at all, not even tongue, nor is he into bondage. And I don't want any money from him. I expect his boundaries, but what are some other ways that I can dominate and use him. I'm not the best at using people because I'm a pleaser, so is he, and this nigga clearly just wants to be my pleasure stick.

Let me know your thoughts. So she wants to know other ways that she can dominate him because I asked thank you for you know what? Wait this the nigga? Oh bit? She bought a hold on that first one look like a nigga. Hold on? Let me, don't you know? Like somebody hold on? She said, I've attached picks of him and I for wheezies nose. Yeah, but there's two. But there's two different niggas. Oh maybe not normally. I don't look at pictures, but bitch, which one one? The

top one looked better? The top one definitely looks good. That's my type. Bitch to the ig to these niggas for further investiga, I ain't gonna take. Don't be a whole bag with a free purchase. That's right, okay, So other ways to dominate it? That's no, no, no, that's the same nigga. Because the tattoos match. That ain't the same. Niggas. One got dreads, one don't want to. That is not the same. It's the same nigga. Man, you look at the tattoos. Come on, you can do white pages, but

you can't do this. Don't do that. Don't do that. The filters be throwing me off. That look like two different niggas. It do look like two different niggas. And let me tell you right now, this is what scares the shoot out of me about the internet, because I would swipe right on one. I'm the first picture that niggas that your brother? Is this the page for two niggas? It's just giving them dreads leaning all the way back. See he looked to it's the hat first picture. He

looked like a whole different thing. She cute. She she looks, She looks like one of our past guests. She cute. What does she mean like? I don't think the c we're here the ball girl that's American Ki, a mix between Sera and Kiki yea. But she's beautiful. And anyway, what was the question? The question what other ways can I dominate man? So she doesn't seem to be that interested in pegging or the golden showers, So other ways to dominate sir? Let him service to you with him? Oh,

the servicing is and it's not as sexual. And because she said she also wants to be submissive, and I think servicing um would be great I also would say doing things that are verbal if you're dealing with men that like the water sports sports guy she said, isn't into anial play at all. So I don't think that you have to fund somebody in the half or being an animal play to dominate them. I mean neither. I didn't even my brain didn't even go to pegging. I

was even gonna say face sitting. That's the thing that I see happen in the sex club lot. Men when they do want to feel like, like really submissive, they just be like the phone call him while he eats your pussy. That's cute, talk on the phone with your home girl. Or no, you gotta do a work call. Do it, because then you gotta force yourself not to moan, and it's gonna make him go. That's harder. But yeah,

but I'm stuck up, can't do it anymore. Yeah. And that's the thing too, there's so many ways for men to be submissive without as play. Um. I'm trying to think, how is she condominant? I would say even maybe verbal you could do a verbal humiliation. Um, if he's into that, maybe I think you could make him a fucking table

and just sit on him. Oh yeah, any way to just use him like And when I say use him like from a literal standpoint of like using his body, making him do something physical for you, make him fucking yeah, and that's sexy too. I just had to hang some curtains up for me and I ain't go hold you. I was videotaping it. I'm sick. You can't wait to masturba I stuck. My name is Dick. As soon as he hung up my curtain, I said when I heard the zo, I love him and who knows how to work?

All right? All right? Um, well hope, Actually I don't hope. You just have a happy Valentine's Day, uh, because y'all that are happy? Um, because god damn it, I'm single. But now okay, maybe I'll just ask on my Nimes SIMI ship, but we in London, so all the flowers gonna be waiting when I get back. Um. Anyways, y'all, make sure you join our patreon, where we have bonus content Dan's Right, extra episodes, plus bts and more over

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