Ep 301: His grandma’s NURSE?!! (Ft. Nick Creegan)

See when I got my cities and I stopped talking about it after like two years, Well then maybe I'll talk about these things for two years. You think you're ever gonna forget? They there? What do they feel like like teeth? They don't? You don't feel like something else? Now? I don't suck dick with them already and everything. It's like when you eat, like everything brushes off regular like there's no and you use the water pick, Like do you feel like you have to get your mouth? I

do have to. I feel like I have to philosophore because I feel like they be atch and some ship and I'll be like, God, damn, come out, thank you. I literally was like, I don't want to be consequence, don't want to be Nori shout out to Black Effect. I didn't want to be Eric Amanda. There was a lot of people I said. I didn't want to look like, oh my god, they're so big. Anyway, anyways, guys, welcome. My name's easy, welcome back. Thanks for joining us for

another year. Let's just have a gag laugh. And how many times y'all said we wouldn't make it to every year every year? But they also said there was no way that y'all could keep talking about sex for more than a hundred episodes. They said, what y'all gonna do when 'all get to episode on Honey, They ain't that much ship to talk about. Y'all were here again. Next year, we're here, and we're here. Let's not act like withal. I feel like I've oh damn, like, do I need

to get fun so we can do the show. But we have a guest. Great, Yeah, so now we get to talk about how you get fucked? You called sorry? You well, Bill, you can get you can get fun. I've been fun by women. Yeah, yeah, sometimes they you know what I'm saying, like you just have to accept what it is consensually fucked. Um. We have our boy Nick in the building, Nick Creagan, clap it up your Nick.

You know we let me think. Well, so I was drinking how out of the light skin man's We don't have many because honestly, now we all look like brother and sister on this couch. Yeah, I really don't like this. This is giving the racial brigade. No, I'm talking ship. Actually it's crazy because you had just I know, we've talked about it like whatever. But Nick had just hit me up and was like, yo, letybe, I guess I'm like Niger, are you nasty? And he was like yeah,

I like feet. Well no, no, I like beautiful toes. I don't like feet. You said feet, but nice feet. Let me be specific. I don't like feet like if no, it's not no, Okay, nice toes are a way of life, like it's like you have to it's a way of life, like you don't care about how do the toes have to look? What are good toes? Okay? So good to Caruchi has beautiful toes? Nothing there long, there's so long

nice Rihanna, Rihanna. Everybody talks about her exactly like there's you know what, that's why he sneaks staying on it because the way you're explaining those two toes, they're there. Their toes are so long they're almost like fingers. But they're just metrical. And that's the problem. I got Caruci has great feed but you but she takes she clearly takes pride in them, for sure, because she wears them nice as heels all the time. But okay, yeah, okay, I wait, so see so you got we got the toes,

the black and white. Yeah, so as a as a toe kind of sword, right there is I have a staircase toe. That's the best. That's the best toe. It's supposed to go. It's not supposed to go like you see, I'm my middle fingers longer. If your toe is like that? Wait, how are yours? It's all the same size? What you mean? I'm joint? Are YouTube? Am I allowed? Am? I allowed to give you a rating? You can write my toes because I did have a feet page at one point

used to sell fee. You know something crazy. I looked at my first and last name recently on Google and there's literally a foot page for the hundred and forty nine pitchers in my feet of yours. They've been building it for three years. That's pretty all right. Here's a moment, she said, she gathered all the same simes me. They're oh, that's interesting, have you That's what they are. Not ugly, okay, but they're they're also very, very the same, just like

your pinky toe. Ain't everything. It was like the only toe that's a little short of mandy. It's a hand. It's an interesting vibe. All right, but listen, you know what you do have? The color of choice, the white toes, the white souls isn't so let me what is it? Because it's like the perfect to nail polished color is marshmallow, marshmallow, David marshmallow white. Now you're advanced, like a pearly white marshmallow pearly white. So okay, wait, I gotta surprise you.

Was something. This ship was so crazy because when this girl wrote me, I said, so I reposted a picture of us or something, and oh from the the other night, the wild Joint. Then this girl replied that I know, and she said all caps, Oh my god, I had sex with him in college, I said, I staid, shut the funk up. Mind you I worked with said it was good? I said, did he suck your feet? She goes, no, he didn't, but he did have porgn on in the background. Wait what who went? Do you remember? Oh? Yeah, do

you remember? She Actually, that's crazy, she wrote. She wrote me and she said, I haven't spoken to this girl in years. That used to me my, So she wrote me, I actually tell you the story of how we met and all that. She wrote me the other day she said, oh, we's my girl in the bed, like that's my that's what my homies. And I'm like, oh, dope, Like yeah, we just dope. But she didn't say I told her that we have I mean women, I'm not gonna lie. To be fair, we don't tell our male friends and

guys that we everything that we tell our friends. Like, there's been guys that I I'd be like, yeah, I made me with my homegirl. I'm not telling you that I told my home girl I had you because you probably gonna talk to her in years. That's crazy. But I'll say that I worked with her for years and she never said I did this one black in college. Yo. So we met in political science class. I think it was either I think it was political science and both. Y'all don't do that ship today. What's weird is I

don't I've never had a white girlfriend. Um, but in college I started having sex. I've had I had sex a white women. So this is a white woman we're

talking about. And it's interesting because I used to think white girls just weren't I'm saying, we'ren't into me because I'm most of the people I grew up with are black or Latin, so all my girlfriends have been Blacklin only think white girls was into you because because white women that I met were either in the white dudes or if you're black, so it was like too much of in between for them. I felt like I knew that by racial men had this problem, so I thought

about that I did not know. Yeah, that's how I felt. I was like, oh, yeah, why I don't know how to talk to white girls. I don't know what. I don't know what. You remember when Sophia said I was only got quarter black. But the first white girl that ended up turning me out to two things, older women and white women, was this my grandma's nurse. When I was first of all, I didn't even get to being horrible decision. But let's talk about it now. Is your

grandma still a line? No, she passed away. Okay, mine too, suarresting her grandma's But was it like a hospital nurse? No? No, no, no, so my grand so crazy. I was like, because now you really ain't. My grandma had uh she had like a fall and she had to go to the hospital. And where we're from there like two hospitals, this White

Plains Hospital and Westchester Medical Center. But that's where I was going during COVID agin which was all I know is I lived in the Bronx at the time, and then COVID lines was long and she might might have took her test. Yeah. So so she was like the head nurse and she was taking care of my grandma. Wants to grand So she came in the room and I'm like, damn, this chick is bad, Like this chick is bad. Yeah. I was looking at her. I was

I was like nineteen. I thought she might have been about like at least twenty six, but I wasn't sure where she was at. She happened to be twenty eight. Yeah, so she happened to be eight, and we caught odds, but I was like nineteen. Somehow she found me on Facebook and she wrote me. She was like, hey, you looked I saw you today and I knew you looked super familiar. Actually giving hippo violation, it's not. She happened

to find you on Facebook grandma's name. So she told me that I looked familiar and that she had seen me in the neighborhood before. So she went to the same high school as me, but she was way older, but all of my friends were older. So we started having sex, so I think, and it was like too, it was some of the best sex I've ever had in my life. Like, she turned me, ain't that old? If you're I wouldn't would you if you're twenty eight? Would you a nineteen year old? Really? Maybe? Well, at

the time, I was bamboos. So I thought young guys had the stamina. I like rounds. I like a negative like come and stay hard and puck me right again after they come again and puck me again right after. I like to be tired until I'm like running from the dick right And so I thought just only young guys had that. I didn't realize that. So do retired men because they have a lot of time on their hands. So but also when you're older, you're way more, way

more advanced in the bedroom. And I was like, oh, I ain't gotta teach I teach them MoU nothing, no more. So now I actually prefer older guys. But the young little Tenerani's I used to be after them, So yes I did. And you know what, I know she used to joke about me all the time. Tell me, God, they can't even drink with you. I had a bar at my house so we didn't have to go out.

Just you know, for a fact, these young dudes, when you're doing that, they feel like they're on top of the because you're an older woman attract to a younger guy. So for me, this woman, I was sucking her and she was trying to have me live with her, and I'm like, I got to go back to college. What what things did you said she turned you out? Yeah? Not real quick. When I say I'll turn into out, I mean certain things. So what did she how did she turn you out? What did she started with the gooch?

Like I was like between the team, I was like, what the funk like I had never you know what I'm saying, I had never felt that before, because the chicks my age were not they're not doing it, wasn't eating. But I was like, what the fun? Okay, what's your birthday? Okay? So she started looking the gate as the age. I thought she was getting to the start of the moons win. But you just wanted to see when he turned two. Here, Leo, I was getting in the Leo rising and Leo, alright, alright,

you just gotta go with the first one. No one needs to hear your whole I'm so used to it, but I feel like that's just the fucking how many women asked what time you were born? I don't answer

them anymore. If you're if you're a co star girl, like if you're like, get a searching my fucking co star to see if we should continue this conversation, I'm like, yeah, you're you're too deep into the I mean, I'm a fun anyway, but sometimes I do like to know what, what will happen, what kind of I just don't like putting preconceived notions on anything. I'm like, yo, just get

to know somebody, and then when you're really alight. For instance, the girl i'm dated right now, she's a Sagittarius and my most intense, my most sex where anybody has been a Sagittarius woman. And when she told me she was a sag I was like, oh, you already know, like you know this is this is gonna be crazy. Yeah, I just knew it, like immediately. I was like, oh, this is gonna be wild. And I told her that it was crazy. That's why y'all still talking, because that's

agree you're talking to right now. He said, you know Horizon, Yeah, Moon, I forgot what the burger moon telling somebody on a podcast, my Moon, I don't know, you said, moon stars. I don't know. She's just universe, it's all them. She's she's a sade. Do you want to know something? That's why I know God God loves me, right, So manifested, manifested her. Like the first day we started, I d m her right And the first day we started talking, I'm asking it. She's Latin, so I'm like, yo, teach me x Y

and Z in Spanish. And then I found out how to say no. You should have seen me at Colombia, Nigga, I said, I said, something about a foot massage, and she was like, I don't play with me. I love feet rubs. And then I was like this, she doesn't even know who she's talking. Well, so you do, like it ain't they gotta be pretty though, it gotta be the whole thing you want, you like giving, like giving pretty feet. What I'm saying like kiss a little room man,

So so I said. I was like, but I was like, you gotta have pretty toes, like I'm not gonna we can interesting toes. Right after that, she sent me a photo of her feet. Right after that via DM. Had y'all moved into text message. It was still in the d M, but it wasn't but it wasn't the disappearing pick she's sitting. She was like, did the suffice? I was like, she said you her foot via the Instagram DM, did you the first night? No? No, no, So this was all. She lives in another city. I don't want

to say too much. She lives in another city. You didn't get a business sucking boom. She lives in another city. So this was all over texting DM at first, and that ship was an instant connection, like it was crazy. So um yeah. When she sent the foot pick, I was like, oh, and then she made a joke. I don't know if she was serious. And now she's like, oh, my cousin told me I could sell feet picks because

like they're sexy or whatever. And I was like, if you were to selfie picks, what would you what would be? Did you ask the price? No? I was just trying to get more because I'll be honest. So when when I pandemic time, I was like, why not? Um didn't last long? Only two months I did it. But when I was when when I got into the foot picture realm you asking that question, was when I learned there's things like giving foot jobs on the on the camera,

pouring food and things on your feet. That was kind of anything that's like, um know, anything that's like the consistency of nut or come. So what I was thinking like, maybe like I did do a video with baby oil, because then it glistened. Seriously, need a video? Oh yeah,

I'll look for it. Uh. But also yeah no, but then the caraman just holding the foot now seriously well and also I didn't realize too that there's a thing with how you stretch your toes and art scrunched, so there was a thing where he was like now scrunch, now spread, and guys apparently like the spreading and scrunch research on this because I wasn't. I was very confused as to why I like feet and toes. So I'm like, yo, I don't know why that ship turns me on, but

it does. So I looked it up, and there's something in your brain that whenever you attracted a genitalia, you might have your wires across a little bit where your brain confuses feet with genitalia. So the same ship that turns you on about a woman's vagina or whatever you're into, is you want fourth hole? Is the fourth was supposed to be the foot home? Yeah? I mean I've done that? Yeah?

Really can you? Are they exhausted because it's a lot of ad work, like just doing this, like I don't know, No, you might be laying down like from the bad, might be from the bad. Your feet might be up or are you just are I'm laying down and she's laying down at her feet or like just in front of me and she's doing that. Yeah, it might be a good workout. That's kind of hot, even though I don't like and the best thing is like coming on toes.

See I could do this more than I could. I don't like my toes and somebody's mouth, see I love I don't like wet feet. Yeah. And then if you getting they still with I just like, are you gonna show me your foot fetish video? Oh my god, this looks like porn. This iss funny as there's no sound, No there is. It's an audio experience. Here guys, if you want to see my foot video, I will post it. This is actually yo, this is funny as Now you d like somebody kidnaps It looked like somebody kidnapped you.

They're like, they're like, yo, now now let me just it looks like you're in a dunge. It looks like you're in the dog all right video the Matrio. Yet that was for photos I have. How much did you charge? How much did you charge for free? I feel like he got off It was for free, Oh my god. And we were gonna eventually collab. And if a woman took that much time to send me that wife after you laugh hysterically because I took time. You know what I'm saying, I would think that's mad. You know what

I'm saying we had him on our show. Did the photography you had a whole backdrop it was that was my guest bedroom. He is such an interesting person, so he comes on. I think also it's very unassuming what type of person he would be. He was so interesting. I brought him on sex Cells to talk about the business of it because I just couldn't understand it. But he comes in and he said, you have bad energy for me because I'd be joking about feet. He was like,

why are you be hiding your football? Like why are you behind your feet? Then we go through pictures on my instagram, my toes, one of which had no policies like that ship's fire. You you have nice toes like, but no polish of the thing. So there's a ton of things regarding web feet unpolishy said, there's even a thing about dirty level. I don't want dirty feet, You don't want dirty fings. Would you be stomped on or steps on? Like there's a thing where even men like

to get kicked in their balls. We've talked about that. You don't want to do what you like walking on the chest, Like, yeah, she could do that. I would like feeding. I like feed on my face do that when I love it, that might make me come up in the yeah, yeah, yeah, if like I'm if I so if I'm having sex and she's first of all, she's like just everything's popping, and then her toes are sexy and they go on, they go on my face, I'm coming because it's a wrap. Like there's certain things.

It's like start speaking a different language, dominicating foot mommy, it's giving South America. I gotta tell you about how one of my boys is like really in defeat and he was like, yo, I had a foot model hit me up basically like offering me like a foot job. But he's popular, like people know he is. So he's like, what if I let this bitch come over? And then suddenly bag on the shade room is her feet my dick. He's like, I'm fucking And he was like, I'd rather

bitches running train on me. I'd rather the hole say I had a little dick anything with me getting the foot job. No, I wouldn't mind. Like I thought about this. So once I got into like the public, I I thought about and I was like, damn, Like there are certain women that I that I've dated in the past, like ex girlfriends whatever like that. I have pictures on my dick and I'm like, you know what, who are they?

Who are there? Can we see see the people of your OFFICI with your dick, Like, do you think they'd be willing to share the old picks? That's what I'm saying, Like they might just they might just say, oh, I'm gonna like see if. I don't think I would be. I would be like annoyed that they did that without my consent, But at the end of the day, don't think it would hurt me. I'm still if nigga trying to expose the drop, oh, I'm probably gonna like I'm still in the funk out of it. I'm happy with

my dick. I heard you had a decent size pen and not from her. That's then, huh, I would assume, So I said, I remember what I heard this, I literally said, and no, Nick, I said, really, you're always a nice surprise. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know many guys they get the pretty eyes and the big That's what God was like. You can't be told was tall with green eyes and a big dick. I don't know how I was blessed I'm one of God's chosen an asshole. He's actually he's actually really nice. It's smart.

You know when I was legit like pray for a big dick because I'm like, God, i gotta do something. I ain't six feet five nine. Yeah, okay, you know I'm I'm you still be pulling bitches, it's pretty honestly, do we care? Thing is we do? But we are all the same size. Laying down, I'm cool with my height, like that's the thing, and I think that helps. Like I've dated women taller than me. Yeah, and I first

date meet me the like, but you're shorted me. I'm like, I don't give a fun like, but most tall women do like shorter guys. That's the thing. Not really really, I don't think so. I think I've pulled certain women that are told I've never dated a shorter guy. They like, only date basketball players or somebody that there's only like them even available they have. That's the other thing. So

I saw a study the other broke. I saw a study the other day and this guy was like, if a woman, are you on, bro Like, how you got the foot study? You got this? So so I just watched a lot of consent right, like podcasts and like that. I don't watch that much porn anymore now, I really don't. It's funny that that that girl said that because in college I watched a lot of porn and it desensitized

me to real sex. And I actually one of my tips to like, if my son or anybody younger than me, a dude ever asked me like giving a hord der of y'all, here's the sex tip. What's one thing you shouldn't do? Watch less porn and do not judge sex

off of pornography. There's a few reasons for that, Like we could delve into those reasons, but for me, I lost my sense of reality with physical touch, like human interaction, and I was it because is it because you were masturbating to the porn or is it because what was happening in the porn really didn't align with with your reality? I think both two things, Like the look of the sex and the reality of it just wasn't real, Like women's assholes don't look like that. I've been trying to

bleach mine. Yeah, I get what. I've been looking up ways to do it because I'm like, I know, my thighs are also dark in the inside, so I know, like I got dark areas, but it's cool. But my bootle does you just use like my boot on amby? I would like, I mean, I've been looking up like same non surgical ways to lighten up my boothole because I do like to have anal sex once a quarter and I'm just like, I would really just like it, like because I've ever got it up like I want.

This boot hole did not look like a chocolate starfish. I wanted to look like caramout starfish. You haven't anal sex four times a year about I've never really, I've never really had anal sex with a woman. Like, dude, that's big, given she said you are too big, But now I really believe. All right, I look at you laughing is blessing and get the close up. That's funny. What the funk? Wait? Who did you hear this? Wait?

Not the girl from college? Will you'd be out here giving that dick out here like it was a minute ago. I heard this. Okay, I think I was out. Thank you for telling the truth, you know, like like thank you say it again, you know, like you were not lying. I'm gonna be honest. With you. I actually gotta call her to make sure she could with me. Even saying that I said it, I feel at guilty, but I couldn't help myself after I already I just every time I saw you after that, maybe two or three times,

I was like, is that why you're so nice? Nice? I gonna say it? Come on, what the big duck? I'm not gonna lie that. It's one how you got your Now, No, I'm happy. I'm happy to be here. Guys. Now, I heard this a while ago. Wait, I was so so. Aside from the fact that that just is not what sex usually looks like, I also wasn't pleasuring women the way I should be because in porn, like most of the ship I was watching was very aggressive or two women,

you know what I'm saying, And it wasn't that. It ain't wo don't like most women I've slept with, well not. They don't want to just be pounded out, you know, unless I ask for it, unless you ask for it. So I love when Nigga says, are you okay, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, because it's like you want as a young guy. That's the other thing about young guys

having sex with older women. Young guys think that they know what they're doing, or they think that they can keep going and ship, or they realize they're in too deep. They're like, oh, ship, Like, I don't have this stamina, and I also don't know what the funk I'm doing. Also, they're going so fast because that's how they think that's what they're trying to do. I think people do confuse going fast with stamina and the loss the loss of

four play. There's like no four play in most porns, you know what I mean, unless you're watching like a real estate agent trying to sell a house and she's like, you could maybe we could fun or whatever. Um so I watched less porn. Yeah, I like, uh, I like real life interactions. Now, well, I want to spill some tea because this just happened and it reminds me this is the night I saw you, so if you that's

just a few months back. I went on a date with the skater guy who I fucked and it was great and then long story short for those who haven't heard it, Nick hasn't heard him. Maybe so this guy I used a certain type of condom with him right that I couldn't believe I found in the house. So a condom company gifted me like a hotel night and all this ship and basically were like, oh, go over rendezvous and like just talk about it. So we go out,

we have an amazing night. It's like so much fun, shrews, We're kicking it, and then bam, his girlfriend shows up. I didn't even know you had a girlfriend. Now, I would argue that this dick was probably the best I had since hospital did. It was so good. Right now, I don't married niggas, and I try to have a rule about like not faking niggas with girlfriends. But there was this part of me that was like, it really

ain't my problem. I don't want the nigga to let me just go to New York and have sex with this dude is alright, So as a man, right, I look at sex differently now like this today. Right. I used to think that, like my my pleasure in life was being able if if I'm single, like I could funk whoever, how many different people, whatever, whatever, and that's fine. But what I started to notice is like, yo, if I'm sucking like all these different people, my energy is

getting low. I'm like I don't even like, I don't want to even have a conversation with some of these people. I don't even want them after we have sex. It's like, well, you know, it's like I don't want to chill with you and watch TV after then that's a problem. So if I don't want to share energy with you without sex, then why am I even having sex with you? For sure?

I've had this conversation with him. We talked about it all the time with the guy you didn't have sex with yet, Yes, how much you'll have conversations about and then not have sex. Have y'all ever flirted on some like we've made out, we've had like yo, yes, no, but I think I would flat out because they're going Have you ever feel like a quarter? Okay, that's nice, that's cool. Do you know, like, have you ever had phone sex with him at all? I like, no sex.

But here's how should just have tonight? I can't tonight? You should? You should just like, but this dress is given slept so I'm texting you should text it to him, and then you should try to have a little phone sex. I can't do him like anticipation of you coming back. This is how the sex combo happened. It was kind of like, oh, you know, like I'm getting older, these are things I'm looking for, Like I'm tired of talking these holes andl and like I didn't say that, but

I thought you said that. I'm just saying It was like something along those lines of And then it was talking about like spending time with someone loves spending time with someone. It's great to suck somebody you actually like I'm and they're like, hello, nigga, are you sure he doesn't have a girlfriend or anybody at positive? I asked him to damn at him? Is he a sexual? Mind you?

I only asked him the day I met I was worth because I met him coming off for the night that I was with the dude whose girlfriend popped up. Maybe he is currently rehabing sex addiction. No girl, all right? So wait, is it clear that you and him or does he know that? Into him him? And how does he think this is a friendship? It's clear? How is it clear because you made out? Have you made it clear? Let's talk about how you can make it clear that you as a woman want to Nick. Let me go

back to my ship. This is and now I feel the preasure. Ain't okay? Threesomes? You ever had one? Not yet? What had a big dick and never had a three s? What a waste of time. So one of my ex girlfriends, when we were like, our relationship was heavy on the rocks, and she just suggested, she was like, maybe we should bring another woman into the mix. And I was like, I was like, okay, but we were really on the

rocks exactly. You can't do three some tips that you'll be asking for if you were on the box with your partner, that is not the time to bring a third. So she was like, pretty much, you know, we should bring another girl into this. And this was a there was a girl that we both knew, and she was like, what do you think about her? And I'm like, she's fired. And as soon as I said that, she got piste off. She was like, she's fired, so why don't you gonna

fun her? And I'm like, yo, you you were the one who just this is why do you too think she's fired? But no, I'm gonna be real with y'all. This is why you can't suck a bit. That's too bad. If you're not sure, I would rather have a threesome with two women that I'm not like, I don't want to be in a relationship or really like a woman. I wish I had like an opportunity where I was maybe casually dating a girl, like we're totally just sucking, and then maybe she has a really hot friend that

she's always thought was attractive. That's cool, you know what I'm saying. And then there's no emotional attachment involve because I feel like if you're in the relationship, because if you open the door to that, you don't know what you're opening. Um, I'm single, but I'm not. But I am. I am, but I'm not got it. And we had a lot of threesomes, and I realized how much more

like the checking in, the crossing the boundaries. The way I felt it was way different than when I was just having three sis like athletes and people who like we're fun and good looking, but like not men that I would ever be with. So having had been the fun girl having three films with my friends or whoever they were sucking and we all just fun has been

completely different than having sex with my partner. But I do realize it is a part of a relationship that I do like, because I realized how much I like women. So I would want my male partner to be comfortable enough to know that and to accept it. And you can join in or or not. It's so interesting, like whenever women asked me that, even women. The girl I'm didding, she asked me that early on. She's like, have you ever had a three something? I'm like no, She's like,

for real, that's the question that gets asked. Wait, she said, for real, like, because I would have had. And I'm like, yo, honestly, Like I'm very content with like fucking one woman at a time and I have the best time ever, and I don't feel like I'm ever missing anything. But let's say I like was dating a chick in another Let's say I was dating a chicken like Paris or somewhere, and I'll go to see her in Paris and we're chilling, and then she happens to have a goddamn podcast because

I've been many times Paris. Yeah, I love foreign love. Foreign love affairs are great, he said from scratch. That's what she said. I like that. I like that. Wait, hold on, what is going to and mind you if the woman lives in Paris, It's not like it's vacation sex. Why would that be the ideal thing? Well, what I'm saying is it would be ideal that I have no real time. You don't even want to run into somebody. I just want to If I was going to ever have a three something, it would have to be totally

out of my zone. I don't want to have to see y'all all the time that you spent New Years in d R Right, No, I'm going to offer relaxation. I will say this. You said you're very content, like with one person like you. You just said something about like I don't know, I don't really need a threason, like I'm good with the One of the best compliments I felt like I ever had, or maybe not a compliment, but a moment a man made me feel really hot.

I was with this guy and we were meeting up in another city and I said something about, like, oh, it's Miami, maybe we can you know, get a chick to them. He was like, yo, honestly, like we can get a chick for real, like anywhere we are, Like let's be real, Like I just want to be with you. I'm thinking about you. And I was like, that's some grown man ship is and it really feels good because

men get so thirsty. And I wasn't even doing it to try to like, you know, oh my god, I'm this cool, fun sex bitch like I really did one, but I felt very special. And I think when men reaffirmed that that not trying to say, you know, trick a bit, but it does make women feel more comfortable. When you're the one that's constantly saying like I need this an x y Z, it's sucking annoying, Like when I'm around my boys and they they're like, see me

happy with one person. As I got older and wiser, I feel like I'm like, yo, I don't need to Just because you can do something doesn't mean you gotta go do it. Like I know I could suck a bunch of women, but I don't need to, you know what I'm saying. Cause then it's like true power is knowing that you boldly keys to something and you're like, but I don't really need to use it because why what is it actually doing for me? What is it making me more money? Is it making me better? You

know what I'm saying. As I get older and I'm trying to like build ship. I'm like, I'd rather just have a down ass chick who's dopest fuck, who's sucking the ship out of me and letting me suck the ship out of her, and we're cool, you know what I'm saying. And if ever down the line, she's like, damn baby, Like I'm kind of feeling like I want a chick to eat my pushy or something like that. I'm like, Okay, now you just said she doesn't live in the same city. Has it been hard for you

to be monogamous? Like is this something? This is the first time in my life so far, and it granted it's early, like it's only been Yeah, yeah, this is the first time in my life where I've like been because I'm technically so I'm still single, I have the I can I'm single. We're not it's not my girlfriend. But and I told her this, I was like, yo, I'm I'm good, Like, I'm only focused. I'm trying my best not to confuse the universe with what my intent.

Why not together? Well, like we're taking our time, you know, there's a rush two months Okay, Yeah, so it's like I think I remembered you with another Latin and chick, and I thought, I think that's I thought that's who it was. No, Um, that's gone long, Okay, got you. You just have a type. No, I don't so my type. It's okay real quick, I'll be coming in my motherfucking friends.

It is okay to have a type. The fact that they all say that my niggas could be brothers or cousins or that kid don't And I'm like, okay to have a type. But but my thing is, they don't want to be a shallow They don't even look they don't even look alike. That's what I'm be saying to you. They do that the type of dudes that I fun, I have the same energy maybe Artie Niggers. No, because I've dated up until up until college, like I said, I only dated mostly black women and few Latin women.

Then I went to college and I'm like, oh, ship, all right, there's other Indian Indian chick like this. That the third and then I moved to Vancouver and I started dating Asian women and that was the first time I had ever dated as a lot of Asian people. There a lot, a lot of huge Asian population over there, and I'm I noticed, I'm like, Yo, my type really isn't physical, like because I find many different women beautiful physically.

My type is reciprocated energy, like if I'm putting if if I'm like hitting you up and showing you a certain type of energy, like let's say I hit you up good morning, all that type of ship. If you never text me in the morning, that I'm like the fun if I don't, if I could not, you want good morning? Yeah, I wanna good morning daddy. You know what I'm saying. Morning. Yeah. Let me eat my eggs first. Let me get on the treadmill while you on the treadmill.

Good morning daddy. Yeah, Oh my god. I'm a voice no person. I love voice. No, I won't listen to a voice. I hate getting them, but like I feel like I like sending them. But you want to know something, I hate voicemail from people. I don't want voice. Oh, I don't want to hear your voice. Certain times I got friends don't voice. No, I do like niggas that ain't scared to call me. Don't voice know me? Ship a blind back? What did you say? Sorry? Didn't you

think of anxiety with phone? Calls are for people That's how you know if you have real chemistry, like if you can call somebody in the conversation just for I'll be on the phone sometimes for two hours now and I'm like, oh, ship, I didn't even realize we're on the phone. Is I'll be that I was working out and she's on the phone while I'm doing pull ups and she's saying dirty ship to me. She's like, you're making me feel certain type where I'm like, you know,

how am I making you feel? And like she's hearing my gruns some ship. She's like, tell me how you think you're making me feel. I'm like, what do your grunt sound like? Not? Look, don't house yo? I love when n do the gun me like a fucking ground. I like, I want to nig them out. It's dude, That's why hood nigga. I missed him, but some time I'm be tired of fuck. So my thing is the I think the beauty with me is that I grew up. I grew up in like a seesaw, Like I was

always hood at Jason, you know what I'm saying. I'm always like in the hood, my friends are gang members and in high school, but I was never about that life. No, no, but it's like I was always on there, like all right, I know I have a I have to do ship with my life, but I learned so much from the streets that I'm able to bring that into my real life now. And the women I'm dealing with they're not used to that. They're not used to like a dude

who's doing ship. But they're also like, wow, I've never met a dude that can take me to the Bronx and like take me to get some like official authentic oxyten and fun the ship out of me, but also be kind and like you know what I'm saying, funny or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, that's how most of my friends are like kind man in the Bronx. No, I spent a lot of time yea, not the big, big big brood ahead, you know what I mean because

my family's Jamaican, so like that. It's the dick. I feel really bad for the girl your name actually, because after this episode comes out, they're gonna be like, just you're gonna get feet Listen, you go send the feature and be like, babe, what you think? You know? That's the dope? I love dated girl, right, and we're out and I love us both being able to be like yeah, she's fired or whatever, you know. As opposed to my other dating tip, stop the fucking insecurity. There's no way

to stop it. There is not a lot of people don't have control over how someone else makes them feel or how they feel in a certain situation. My thing is sometimes there's force and stuff, but sometimes there's forced insecurity in the sense of like if nobody's ever all right, So, if you're dating somebody and you've never given them a reason to Let's say you have guy friends, platonic guy friends.

You've introduced them, everybody's cool. If they're sitting there like questioning you about ship multiple times, like it's okay to ask, like yo, like just to make it clear, Like have you ever to any of these dudes, and you're like never, Like that's my fucking homie. He dates, he's dated my cousin before, if he oh, if you and him are tight? The other dude and he's constantly saying like, no, I don't funk with that dude. He's never given you a

reason to say that. You're force. You're creating ship that doesn't exist, and you're putting it in the universe and eventually you're gonna drive her into doing some other type of ship. Also, we feel when there's nothing of a worse feeling than being around a man that he's worried about, Like, because I know when I'm into somebody and they feel it, and it's like, what the funk? Like you're sucking up

the whole. I'm not even thinking about this ship. And when women do it, you know it's I've been that girl too, But I had to learn to put trust in how men feel about me, you know what I mean, if you're bringing me to an event or a place where your friends are at or whatever, I have to trust and isolate this moment that you're not the last

nick guy I thought about, you know what I mean. Like, the other thing is it makes you So I've realized the difference because I've been insecure before and I've like had paranoia and questions and past relationship, and I noticed the difference with not doing that anymore. That should just makes your Like. So let's say my girl's going down and she's wearing a gorgeous asked dress. Maybe here she's not wearing a bra and her titties are kind of showing. And she goes out to the club or some ship.

I know for a fact there's gonna be dudes hollering at her. It don't evedn't matter if she got the dress on nick, that's the thing. Doesn't even matter in a hoodie, thank you. But some dudes would be like, why you gotta wear that? Why the question or texting? Now you're sure you're not talking to nobody. I'm more like, you'll have fun, but when you're with an attractive person, you have to accept it. Like I hit up my nigga.

That's my nigga, and he was going out to watch football, and I was like, well, don't get hit on too much and make sure you know you don't give attention to too many people, something along the lines of him getting hit on. He was like, well, you know, I can't help that. And I was like, well, you're right, that's a cool little it's going to be a little jealous and throw it in there, you know what. I'm like, you gotta have a little bit what okay? No, no, no,

the grace sweats ain't acceptable. I don't know him know, even when he wore my did you make a stop before you got here, because this is unacceptable. I do think what you can't wear them, But the little jealousy can be cute. It's the control ship, you know what I mean, And the emotional dumping of your insecurities, you

know what I'm saying. And I feel like whenever you let a woman or a guy like just beat them, they're gonna want you more because at the end of the day, if if somebody's gonna cheat on you or do anything, they're gonna do it. Rather whether you accuse them of ship or not. You accusing them of some ship that really might have never happened, it's only gonna make them think about it more. So why not just be fucking calm, cool and collective and be like, yo, if you cheat on me that I don't give a

that's on you. We've got to start thinking better of ourselves. Let's just say you're with someone that's super attractive, right, there's a I think we talked about a horrible million dollars worth the game. Brent Fire said, sometimes I don't even look at the baddest bitch in the room because I'm looking for the girl that's out the energy or you know what I mean, every other woman wants to be around her, like that's the girl I'm looking at. And I really believe a lot of men are like that.

I believe that ship with me. Like I hang out with a lot of especially since I'm in l A, like a lot of I like looking chicks, right, not that they ain't doing ship, but like they've got that look. And the men that come up to me, like I know that they see something else. Right, Maybe my asking as bad as my home girl, you know what I'm saying, But like maybe you see that I'm smiling and then I'm having a good time and whatever, and you want

to be around me. And that's a real thing. And I think that we've got to understand when people have chosen us. Just understand he's always gonna be a bad a vision. It gonna be right, Yeah, it's gonna be a bit. You had real teeth, yea, not many anymore, but y that's back. No, you just gotta be People hit me up like you're gonna get your teeth. I

think that's what are you going to do? Really, I've been able to like become confident and like for COVID helped me a lot, like with confidence and like really loving myself. Well. I feel like before quarantine, I was always with somebody. I was always either in a relationship or situation ship. And COVID was the first time in my life had sit my eyes down. I started working out and I was like, yo, I look good as fun, like I feel good as fun. I don't need to like,

I don't care anymore. I didn't come my heir I had. I looked like a crazy motherfucker. That just I look like I just got out and I was the type of dude to do pull up, crush out like yo. That was the most. That was the most attention from women I was ever getting on Instagram when I was not giving a funk and they were like, something about you changed, like just be I ain't gold you. We love some beards. I had a that's the change. Now.

I'm like, yo, I'm just gonna be a confident ass dude, and it's up to you to want to receive that or not. You know what I'm saying. I'm not going to pressure you into like not hanging out with your girls and making you feel guilty. Do your thing, and then when you come home, you know, you're getting good dick. So if you want to ruin that, bro, when you're fucking somebody, right, it don't matter where they go. I'm

telling you, it doesn't matter. I've had niggas go any kind of fucking party, come back from wherever and just be like wanting me that when you really put your outfred in the fucking the shoot out of somebody, especially before they go somewhere, that's the real move. Don't only stuck your before you go to some dayn party. You're gonna want to come back home to it. I texted the nigga that I wanted to drain him once he came to my house in a suit before a g

Q party. I'll never forget. He was like, all he's the best. Yeah, I love. That's what I'm saying about. Like, if you find your person, even if it's your person for that moment, like you don't need to be outside, find filling voids of yourself with other insignificant energies. You feel me like, I just feel like as we get older, we start to hopefully we start to realize that you don't, especially men, like you don't gotta be fucking every woman.

And like I got some really attractive women friends that I've never like, I've never hit on you, you you know what I'm saying. And it's like some of my homies can't understand that ship. They're like, yo, men don't they don't. Men don't like Yo, you got all these bad like chicks like that you chill And I'm like, yeah, and I enjoy that, and like there have been times where I have really hot home girls who their friends are hot to and they've put me on with some of

their home girls, you know. But also when you find a platonic energy with someone, sometimes you don't want to really ruin it with sex, like you know what I mean. Like I have a lot of dude that hang when people don't believe I'm not working to either. It is what it is. But I I agree with you, and I also want to just add men listening, you see that you don't have to be at home. No you don't. And I used to be like I was outside you could be famous with a big dick and stop at

some point you can. You know, it's sucking possible, and I didn't. I used to think it was yo. I used to think I would be like, well, it's probably over from I used to look at George Clooney and Derek Jeter and I'm like, I guess all till I'm fifty, because I know I have to be outside like fucking with starlets and all these like different women. And now I'm like, no, they don't even dessert. Why do I need to be fucking? Why do I need to give

good dick to all these insignificant interests? You know what I'm saying, that's really my dick as good as funk. Why I gotta be sucking? No? That? So it's so it's like, yo, if you find a dope human, if you're a man or a woman and you find a dope human, appreciate that ship and stopped looking for something better. Yeah, you your grass is greener where you water it. It's green because I've I've had I've had I've had to

go through ship. I've had to have regrets with with like a couple of women in my life where I'm like, you know, I don't regret it in the sense if I wish I could turn back time, and I'm like, I'm so happy that it has happened. So I learned from that experience of that when I do meet a woman that I could actually build something with, I'm like, yeah, I could go outside and funk like this person or

that person. But it's the pros and cons Like the pros of staying with this person just outweighs the conserpt. We've all been that person for someone. I know for a fact that like a few men updated went on type of great relationships after me, And I'm like, you're welcome, bitch. Yeah, Like, tell people where they can find you, eat and and and and let's say consentually, you know, will you take a foot pick or not? Let we want to know.

Pretty toes are pretty toes? You know, more interesting? Venezuela? Cool? What is it are used? Because my toes interesting? Uhuh? You just just patted my foot? He sure did. Didn't let him know where to find you? Tells you see why he'll like your where But that's fine. Maybe it's somebody mount that's real. See you can find me at Nick Creegan's n I C K C R E E G eight and on everything. Dms are open, ladies. By the way, Um, if you guys are too in, I hope that you guys had a very very very happy

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