Guess what decision We're about to make horrible decisions. Welcome everybody to Harvard Bled. This is Young. It is the last episode of and my goodness, this has been quite the year. We appreciate the hore Hive, all of the new listeners, all listeners, o G listeners for rocking with us for yet another year of horrible decisions. And as we always do at the top of the year, we think, I like to let you guys know our favorite episodes, our favorite guests, our favorite moments of the year, and
I'm just really excited that we made another year. Also look forward, Yes, we are getting back on the road next year, so looking forward to seeing and meeting all of you in But before we get to the new year, let's go ahead and recap two and we're starting with
this moment right here. So in your on your podcast from the Throne, it's three of your wheelchairs What you like when you have sex conversation, because those are the clips I saw of you, Like, how is it for the guys on your podcast they having sex in their wheelchairs? And what mobility functions have they possibly lost them? Niggas be fucking especially live that nigga Fox more thing all of us in here. Really, that nigga Fox more than Wheezy.
He really okay, he had all his kids young. That's the light that's the light skinned one that's always on the right hand side of me. His name is Live. Yeah, I'm gonna throw you Outre because you could say your points. He called himself the little point Stu. He really he's really been fucking. He's he's he's he's well seasoned, sucking in a chair and walking. He knows. Um, we have these conversations because I've known all these people over nine years,
and that's great. We we have genuine bonds because we all know. We don't want to funk with nobody in a wheelchair, honestly, because I just what the funk you're about to do? Play bump of cars like I need somebody that's gonna take me up and feel me and um yeah, so we're just older good and then we fun other people that look good that walk. We like walking people. But Jesse said that Jessie said that he was getting Jessie said he would be with somebody in
a wheelchair. I mean, if I was walking, o woul day, somebody in a wheelchair. But one of us have to have you know, we've had this conversation. Yeah, I think, I said, but I don't like writing. I feel like, if that's a wheelchair, I gotta be their arms are That's what I'm saying. Live does other ship. And then it was the other nigga we had on the show. He was doing some other ship Shabari or whatever the funk. He was shying to funk too, but he can't with
the shop. I'm doing a Shabari show and he like uses things to hold him up so he could drill a bit. Wow. Interesting, I don't want to fetishize it, and which I want to get into that conversation with you, but like I feel like I have to know what that's like. You have to know whether a dude was in a wheelchair or not. But dude had to to spend himself to fuck me. I kind of would want
to see that. Yeah, he was literally like he ties like with ropes like the sexes, like you know, the kinship because he's into his cold shabari and he literally ties himself up to his bed like I guess he has the thing or whatever. He ties it up and then like Smithy shades gray fucking the upper body strength is crazy, and you just gotta make sure they gotta burn that frame. They just gotta because good gotta be
the functionality of your sex. You've talked about how you feel the upper part, right, What is getting head like for you? And and receiving and giving? What got I love herd. That was the first thing that I've ever gotten. So in the wheelchair, it doesn't it's no difference. It's like does your pussy? Does the feeling up your pussy change when you sit down? Sometimes? No, I'm talking about like physics, like do you feel a change when you sit down? Do you feel a changing your pussy? No? No,
But I'm talking about penetration it changes. Yeah, But I'm talking about just getting head. So I'm sitting, I'm laying on a bed the same way you guys leary on the bed lift your legs up, so are you able to like this one, I can move a little bit when you're up and down, like or maybe when you're going to bed with someone and they normally I just put my leg on a nigger neck like this, you know, the shoulder right here, boom, and then I got his head like this. My mom like that. She said, Mom,
but I'm gentle. I don't just be you know, I don't really modem. You know, I don't really because you've never seen the video when she was getting head with driving. So yeah, I don't really modem. I fucking you know our essensual seduction them him have you had? Let's see with New York. I walk ups, Okay, you're going to get some tick. I get carried. I know every house that I've lived in until um, these last two apartments that I've lived, I've been in a I've always I
grew up in the house, so my parents. My parents ain't changed the house for me to move me. You know what I'm saying, Like we just they just carried me up. So any any ia do it? I deal with niggas that are Do you enjoy that when they carry to get carried? I feel like they enjoy it. I feel like it's something about a man having to do this for a woman that they love to feel needed and they like, maybe you're ashamed they're feeling like helpless, but I've feel like that's kind of I feel like
a damsel in distressing. And when they throw you on the bed and we just like it fuck. But the only thing is, like you know with that, it's like I'm the type if I like, I want to go home after, like I wanna you know, like I thought, so now I was like, I gotta wait for you to wake up to you. But also if he carries you up the stairs, do you just be waiting on him to go down and get your chair and bring that up to Oh no, they they they bring the
chair right after. Okay, so you just be killing um. Well, sometimes they leave it down. It depends on the set there setting up the room and shipped and how many flights and what it is. Because if you did feel bad making the person wait, she was small though she was a teenager, so I helped her up and then I went to get the chair. She was just chilling, like you know, people are so used to it because you're every day. I think we're the ones who are uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah,
I don't. I don't. I don't mind asks for help. Do you feel that men have fetishized you a bit, like for the chair and when I just want to see what wheelchair pussy feels like. But I'm like, wheelchair it's just literally sitting pussy but you know, I've always been flexible, but I am way more flexible now. Like my head, like my legs, I literally can just chill with them on my head, no pain, Like I can chill with my legs on my head. So when I get sucked like that, like in the press tool, I
get sucked in some crazy ways. I really get sucked. I've had and I've had sex in my wheelchair, like getting my head pounded on the oven while the nigga is just like my asses, Like I'm all the way down in the chair, like my asses this way right here, and he's just pounding the chair and then bang. I've had some crazy ship I sucked in an uber in a wheelchair, maybe Daddy Uber when they used to do shared Uber's, remember when they were doing shared lifts and Uber's.
So how Corona started sow which we was in a bench spread that we weren't right in the back. He put me right in the back seat and we was back to the top head head fun, fun, real quick bobbing. Then the lady opened because we had to stop it. I guess we picked up somebody from the mall. So she opened the ship and I was like, wait, she saw y'all fucking yeah, but she still got in the act like she ain't seen the thing. I'm gonna be real with you. If regular people not saying you ain't
regular news. You know off stand if two walk of people was sucking, I'd be like, these motherfuck's nasty? Did you we wheel chack? You feel like? And she didn't know I was in a wheelchair. The chair was folded up. She like, now he saw that. That the other reason one she didn't repelled your guy, guy, you got no legs. I ain't gonna have no We were so drunk we did not I swear to god, we did not care like I love having sex and crazy places. So I just got a text back, thank you very much. And
I also want to make a note. This is how you know he's white. This was lover boy. You remember what did he say? One word blow job? He said, I'm flying right now. But that's not giving jobs ever. That's blow jobs ever? Yo, No, Lie, it must be because when I want to go see him, remember last year he flew me out. I made a joke about how he was like, oh, you should come and see me or whatever. I'm back in the States. I'm like you better do something for me, Like, but I'm different now.
When I arrived it was new Gucci shoes like wrapped on the bed and shade. I was like, oh this is giving. I have a good pussy because you really was like how much need been? I think? Yeah that wait, how do you go? You got listening? Girl? I go high? I would, but the way did she lives might come out of these little shorts. So yeah, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna just keep them to keep on touching the thas baby come you know. Okay, so we know now
about the the fetishizing and ship like that. What positions are the hardest for you to do? Like I said, I used to love writing, so now it's like real be uncomfortable feeling because like I feel like to ride, you have to have a certain control, you know, a level of control, because that's like you really like as a woman, you're taking that gift you with a class from Taoming. Okay, Glamazon TIMEO me. We've had her on before, but she does these dick running classes. She came and
did her one of our shows. But like and at the time we had her on years ago, I really didn't know how much she knew. But I did a class with my mom. My mom has to fucking replacement hips. It's like a fitness class, but she really knew if you have an olment, which way you could ride dick. Oh wow? And that shocked me that that will be the best conn that was in the world. June seventeal a dick riding class. Wow, because I think that if you had one, like I want to know, I'm definitely
I'm serious. I want to try it. I think she can help you because I was shocked my mom could do it because I missed. I missed that feeling like I missed rodding. That's the only thing that I can that's the only thing that I can't. Really, I can't do it. But I'm not into it anymore because it's not I don't know how to do. I got to relearn it. But everything else is like elite. But that we gotta get you some pussy and a class from type Okay, so we don't got me some dicks and
pussy in a roding class. All right, let's do this, I think. Lastly before we get into your homemail, though, I would want to know your craziest story since being in the chair, whether it's like threesome, two dudes wanting to fuck you, just anything crazy that had to do with the chair. My craziest story like sexus because the uber was pretty Actually yeah, Uber, that was it wasn't just the regular wasn't xcel wasn't like that. That's been
said uberpool question. Have you ever squirted on the chair? Um on my chair? No, I don't. I don't like to squirt on my chickens. And I gotta clean. And you know that's why I don't do go to showers in my bed. You gotta put a tower like the tower I squirt, but we gotta put a town. You know you didn't get bad. You can change the sheets real quick. This I gotta go do mad extra with the cushion because you can't wash it how you would
wash something regularly. So I like to keep it clean so you could smell good, because ain't nobody wanna be spelling no hot ask you know what I mean? No, no fucking piston like the fun but the nastiest the I don't know, freaky, I don't know. I've been my life wild. I've been freaky all my life. So it's like I don't know. Okay. Um, we was at this hotel and um it was for my birthday and we were we were down I think downtown, back into the
city when father surprised me whatever. We were in the we were um in the window like in the hotel. He was like on the second or their floor, so you can see like I can literally see the floor like the outside people. And he just had me in the window, just sucking me like my face was on the one in my head it was hitting the window like everybody could see me, like everybody could see me. But that wasn't even the wildest one. I don't know. I think I did some crazy ship Okay, I got
you that. When I can beat up this show, not get a bitch beat Um, I want to say, I don't know. I don't know. I do crazy things. I've had sex in the wheelchair so many different places. The hospital. Oh yeah, okay, so when I was in labor. Let me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all, Let me tell y'all. Your baby got dimples, Yes he got, he got shut up, he got to that's house. But I got I got what you got. Your mama had you earlier if she
only folded too. Yeah, she did seven team. My daddy was fifteen, and it was so we you were I needed to have I wanted to have my bag because I was getting big. That's the only thing in the chair. Like I was so like, I didn't gain any weight, It's just my stomach, some old stomach. So it's like my back is literally like this every five seconds. I got a fucking pe And imagine Pete and the Wilshair.
It's not like you just run to the bathroom like every fucking I gotta get my big gass in the chair because I'm pregnant, waddling it, then go do this. So I'm just like, you know what. I begged him to induce me because my dudday is made thirty. If my son's supposed to be a Gemini, I'm a Gemini. His dad's a Gemini, So he was. I really wanted him to be a Gemini. We literally playing him to be a gym market. But I just couldn't take the
weight anymore. So we get to hospital or whatever, and I called because I was I was like, yeah, I think I'm going into labor or whatever. So he comes, so I'm like, yo, I said, ya, he said, what the doctors are right there. I said, you gotta do it because it's gonna help me going to label whatever. No, that's because that's how that's how No, that's how I said it. That's how it sounds. That's how I said it to him because he's in the hospital. So that's
that that's what's gonna help me. So he like, sure, I don't want to hurt you because I'm I got always machine. He hooked up to me and ship it. He's like, I said, just sucking do it. So we started sucking. Bitch, this nigga's going nut inside of me. Do you know that? They did a whole fucking um
ship right after to check my service. I was like, and the doctor just looked at me like she she because she obviously knows she's a fucking o b g running and she just looked at me and then she was like, yeah, we'll we'll take you to the delivery room. You can just go get she I literally went into labor. So he literally, fucking do you think she was judging you? I didn't give a funk if she was. That was that was some amazing sex because you can't because I
didn't wait the six weeks after sex. But I was thinking about, like Dan, what if I have to wait the six weeks. So I was talking, are you having contractions and did they feel better? Because they say when you're cramping, sex could help me. That was before I got into because there's different stages of labor. That was an active labor. I was dilated though, so they were getting ready. So once he did that, that's when I felt it. That's when I started feeling like, okay, contract
like it just got crazy out of nowhere. I'm like, what the fund crazy? It's like the nut just looped it up in my baby, not looped so your baby came out and non night, I'm like, your baby went through the canal. No, I didn't have him for like another twenty six hours. So dried up. Okay, dried up. You know, they had they had to white they had to white me and down a little bit. I'm pretty sure when the doctor puts the specuum in and some
of the ship came out right. But you know, either she was just looking at he was He's avideo looking shot. Don't tell me no more to ship. It was amazing for real, not the biggest when she up there tongueing her out. I thought about Juicy put that tongue through that whole girl. So, as y'all heard, my first favorite moment of the year came from episode two sixty six Coachy on Will's featuring French She who was absolutely amazing. And I picked this moment because we got to sit
and speak with how someone has sex in a wheelchair? Um, and this to me definitely defines horrible decisions in the type of conversations we like to have with the various guests that come on the pot. And she was funny, she was real, and she had us motherfucking key Ki and the whole time. So episode two sixties six, if you haven't yet, make sure you go back and catch that. Okay, this next one a chem Woods. I found a chem Woods.
There's someone else's podcast that was shooting at w TF Media and I was like, this is hilarious him gay, oh, we need to have him on the show. And this is one of my favorite stories I heard all year. Are you're sucking a straight friends yet? Nah? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I sucked some dudes. This happened in Denver. Actually, I this dude, I was in Fort Collins. Last week, I headlining, headlining a bunch of shows, and I fu this dude and he and here's the thing that was, did you
bet that headlining a bunch of shows? Some with times people like straight like straight dudes have the air quote. Okay, So I was hooking. I was looking up with dude and he was like he was telling me, like we were talking on grinding. He was like, hey, this is my first time. I've never I've never been with the guy before, my first time, blah blah blah blah. And
I'm like, okay, whatever. And then we're having sex and he's giving me your blow job and it's the best blowdomemb of a guy in so the whole time like this nigga is a liar, Like I'm just think you like it. I don't. I mean, if I mean to win. I gave head for the very first time in my life.
He said I was good too, and swear I did it before and I did it, so sometimes you do things with a passion, but this was like the type of this was like this was like a depth head like I've been se conditions off nineteen he never it was like going to the best ball like no, nigga, if this is your first time you should be teaching a class. What made it so good? Everything the spit ratio, the deep zote and everything everything about it was like you can a class ever, so something like you should
teach a dick sucking class. Everest, get off the couch. It's like like and I was like the whole time, I was great, but I was also thinking, I can't believe he lied to me, Like why would he lie to me? Were you thinking that while you were thinking the whole time that he wanted in easy? No, No, I didn't end up. You just blew me. But the whole time I was like, this is great. You just can't be your verst time. Let's talk about a time
that hasn't been so great. What's one of your worst This okay, this is one of my It was weird, so that's why it was bad, right said? I had and almost three sous. Now I've had to do some before because I'm an adult. But like I've had, this isn't the almost three So okay, so I'm a grinder. It's two o'clock in the morning. This is why I used to live in South Central. I live in South Central Los Angeles for four years in the hood, and this guy messages me on two It was like Tuesday
at like two am, right, and he messaged me. He's like, hey, do you want to suck me and my husband? And I'm like, yeah, it's Tuesday. I top on Tuesday to Tuesday. So he messaged me and he said, so he said, it's okay because you guys know on grinding you can send you a location because we're monsters. So he said, it's wild. But it's not that you don't have to exchange phone numbers exactly. You just send sending Okay. So we dropped his pen. It was like fifteen minutes away
driving in South Central. It's two am. I'm I'm horny whatever, So I drive to his house. I get to his house. I have a dangerous life in the gay community. Yeah, like, you went to a stranger's house to him and his husband at two am without even having his number. Just me. I'm just trying, like I'm trying to get and I'm like, gets worse, I'll keep going. So I walk up to his house, I'm about to ring the doorbell and then this dude gets comes out of the shadows. He did
keep going. He comes up of shadows. I'm like, oh, ship, it's Brent. His name was Brent and it's the break of that was that white dude. He comes out of the shadows. I'm like, oh, I was just about to knock on your door. This is I'm like, this is cool. Are we gonna going together? He's like, oh, this isn't my house. I'm like, oh okay. He's like nah, but this this is my U hawl. Wait. So he wanted you to fucking the U haul? Yeah, he met me outside. It's like, this is it's a bit like you. He
dropped the pen. This is giving the nigga in London who was living sleeping in his car. He dropped the pin of just a random complex that he was around with his U hawl because the pin was where do you haul? Wait? Is tecond Wait a second? And so him and his husband We're gonna suck you in the back of the U haul truck. I'm sucking them. Oh you're sucking, he said, don't getting sucked up and keep going. So what happened is so I'm horning. It's a big U.
I don't be honest with you. I don't know if it had been to at this point, it depending on if they was fine and fine he was fine. I didn't see the husband yet. So he walked into the U haul. He opened the door because he's a gentleman. And in the back of the U haul there's an air mattress or I don't know if it's air mattres, but there's a mattress. Clearly you just don't care about mattress. And before you judge me, there was also a headboard.
So already they'll do a better than it's a big U because they were moving U haul, maybe they were breaking up, and he was like, let's get one last keep going. So I walked into the mattress. There's a headboard, There's there's a chair in the corner. It's a studio apartment at this point, like, there's a chair in the corner in the corner. I kid you not. This is the part that you can stand up. This is the yeah, this is the part. This is the part that I
can't understand. There's a lamp in the corner and it's on, and like I don't understand how, but it was in the corner on. I'm like, what the fuck? Or it could have been like one of those, it could have been girl. They still be plugging, right, so the you so the lights on. There's the chair, right, So he's sitting on the chair. When I walked into the U haul, his his his boyfriend or husband, I don't know the stats. The metal status was in a jockstrap like like type. Yeah. Yeah,
it was pretty hot. So I walk in and he closes the U haul and in my head I'm like, oh, no murder, But like in my dick, I'm like, this is gonna be so much fun. So like I still, so I started sucking the dude husband and he has the thing that it didn't shake that much because it was it was like a really big but it was moving. But he was why I think I was cheated because
it wasn't. Because that's why I say it was an almost verysome right because like when you do with three someome, the best part is you get two of the things that you like, Like you get two dicks, two asses to ty for tities, you get double with the things. So I'm sucking this dude and the whole time his husband, oh boyfriend just sitting there watching exactly. But that's not what what I signed up for. I signed up for threes. I'm all about sucking some dude husband in front of you.
That's cool on whatever. I don't kick stream, but I just signed up for that. I signed up for threesome. Yeah. So the whole time I'm sucking this dude, I'm just looking at him and like, are you gonna tag in or we're gonna or we're gonna switch? Am I gonna at least jagging off? Because then technically that's like, Oh, he was sitting there. You could see that he had a heart on because he had like gym shorts on
or whatever. But he was just sitting there watching as I sucked this dude husband, and I'm like, are you gonna sub in? Like, what the funk are we? Why? Why? And he never just why? I sucked. My came and I left. But here's the thing that's wild. After I left. No, no, first time I was gonna say that, there's nothing. Here's the thing that's wild. You're already in the wild. Okay. They drove off. They didn't live in the area. They just went to south side of the to find some
black dud. The his white which I'm like, I'm all about racist if I get the white dudes for vengeance. But it was they went to South Central to find a black dude to his white husband that that is the wild part. At least they had a place they had. Yeah, that was they went to South Central because they know south Central black. They drove, they drove the off Where do you think we can get a black guy? Yeah, that's a percent what it was. They didn't live anywhere
in Southing at least a good department complex. They chose it was South Central. It wasn't. It wasn't want more dangerous parts that they could have picked, you know what I mean. So it was safer in that sense, but it wasn't by any means nice. Wasn't like it was south Central Central Shade, but it's still was a hood. I had to drive to the South Center were recently to get weed after midnight because the story is closed and I was on my period so I really needed
and I was I'm on my way there. I'm telling a friend in l A where I'm going. She was like, bitch, ain't gonna kill you. Oh you had a test lot role like for the m and she was like, heyly need some essential do you I mean, where in l A do you live in? Okay, you're shut up. I lived in South Central. I still have an apartment there, but my lease is up next month, so I'm not gonna resign. But wait, so I ain't gonna hold you. Would you fucking nigga in a U haul? If I
already fun? If I'm like, if he's fine as hell? So I don't do anonymous sex. But I know that's some gay ship shape. Oh yeah, gay people do all time, but but mainly because of safety being on the d L whatever like ship happens, right, but um sex is more dangerous for women anyway, Right, Okay, there's a few scenarios. Let's say I'm already sucking you and we're in the U haul. Yes, let's say helping you move, helping him move? Whatever I'd give I w was sucking a U haul?
Wasn't that bad? That wasn't it? And didn't they get hot? Because I was going to be a lot of the way. It was like a crack. So then people could have walked by and heard jall moaning and in theory, yes, but it's two am in the hood and y'all kept a U haul cracked because the other options suffocating, but it would be hot as if you didn't keep it crack, so you had to have an it's giving asphysiation. Now my next pick comes from, of course, a solo episode,
because that's how Horrible Decisions pretty much started. We THEE and I reading kinks of the week, um, diving into fetishes and kinks we had no clue about, but also sharing our own sexual journey and did shear I've shared a story about going on a much needed vacation to take a break where I ended up unicorning on vaca. That's right, that's the title of this episode. Episode two seventies six is another favorite moment that I had from two Check it out here. What was the last? Too
hard on? Y'all? Oh no, not even too hard. I actually want to share on the pod the way things change over time. Right, like we said earlier, take us to Well, we'll get to that part, but I do want to share that I experienced my first orgasm through head in Mexico. Wait, why can't we get there? Now, we'll get there, But I want to share because you were talking about head and I know I've said on this pod that I'm good on head. I don't really
like it, don't really need it. I'm good. My ex was great in head, but never came from the head. This bitch had me. Let's start from the beginning. Guys, I know you're wondering how he got here. So no, oh no, no, no, no, she wasn't Mexican. You know, she found a tories. Definitely a toy, not always the type of people. So y'all know, last week we took a break, and in doing so, this week's horrible decision. I'm sharing how I became a unicorn in Mexico. So
I went to Mexico last week and ended up. Um. I was like, you know, I'm going by myself, so I'm gonna do some white people ship. Every time I traveled, none of my friends want to swim with well sharks. So I'm like, with well sharks. That's right, well sharks, And here's the problem. Here's the problem. Right, I thought they were more wells than sharks. Boy was I wrong. Definitely more on the shark side. So I was like, what the fun? So I go on this tour by myself.
I was a little upset because they put me on his boat. You put on the gas saying thing. No, oh, no, bitch, I was went up there. I mean the oxygen, the school bullshit. No, no, you know what I'm getting. No, it wasn't where you hold. It wasn't snorkeling. It wasn't. I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't school diving. Yeah. So I was a little annoyed because they put me on
his boat. Everybody spoke Spanish, so the tour guys saying everything in Spanish, so I don't know what the funck and He's just like, you could get around, right, I mean pretty much. I guess that's that's what he thought. I was back, mind you. It was. It was an early as vote, early as boat ride, and the only thing that I caught that he said in Spanish was servesta And I said, oh, can I get one of them things down? And it was like seven thirty in the morning, and he was like you sure, and I
was like, yes, niggas, I'll take a servesta. That's what you said. It's on the boat, right. They got heard that word, so went to the back of the boat. I was probably saying this quest I've been We're supposed to be for lunch for show. I said, not niggas, I want one now. So we go forty five minutes out into the ocean, and he's like, we're in their habitat, so we may see one, we may see many. Bitch. We go on a day where there's fucking many. There's
like over twenty full sharks, all these boats. So you see all the boats. So I'm seeing how this ship takes place. And I said, oh, bitch, I'm really being white here. So what you do is the boat goes to where they see a shark, right, a well shark. I thought, the god, that's what I swam with. Yo. Look at this. Oh yeah, their mouths are wide open. Google a fucking well shark, my nigga, No, no, no, they can see it. Nuts. I swim with this. I swim with bitch. I got a video swimming with that
bro that could fit eat Mandy in his well. Don't do that a lot of people can fit me in their mouths. Okay, So what are you gonna call? You have nicknames for your couple? Um, look at there? Maybe possibly, I don't know if where do they live? This? They live here? That's why I'm like, oh me, look at me swimming with a well shark. Look dash it. Yeah. Then I got yeah, Then I got too closet. Mandy s Mandy, you I'm swimming like you're not from Florida. What the first off, the water was going to my
mouth from a little tube ship. I'm about to I'm about to explain that sound like ray j I had a baby in my hand. I'm about to explain the shoot. Okay, these motherfucker's move fast like sharks. That's why I said. I thought they was just gonna be a little fat ass whales. They just sat there and I got to hop in. No bitch, you gotta jump off the boat and then swim to catch them niggas. Then I'm trying to sit here and pose for the camera. Guy underneath the water, so I'm trying to look at him. Then
I look this big ass ship behind me. Then I fucking freak out like funck. This ship is big. Actually about a second jump, I said, I'm good, Um, we can just go back into the boat. You got it right, you got the video. Great. The second part of the tour, we go to East La Mouheaders. This is where we have a bunch. This is like that means island of women. It's amazing. It's amazing. Um. So we go to East Lads and the water is just like fucking beautiful. So we pull up. The tour guy is like, all right,
we got forty minutes here. Don't go far from the boat. Alexa Nick the nigga said, So, I will be back, but there's a t key. I need a drink because all they had on the boat with se Vestla. So I said, nigga, I need tequila, nigga. So while we're pulling up and there the anchor got a problem. I mean, it was seven thirty, I said, by this time, it was sucking eleven, bitch, it was eleven. It was eleven. But by this time, I'm like, I need to real drink a bits, swam with sharks. I'm fucking hot, I'm
feeling myself. So as we're pulling up, the anchor is being dropped. I looked to the beach and there's just this tall, tall black man with a beard and it's a little short, thick ass woman. Oh bitch, fine, First off, I'm gonna show you her body, Okay, get into the faces. So I saw them from across the water. That's that's that's the back of her body. We're gonna I'm gonna show you later. Because as I'm describing, I was just like,
how did this happen? And by the way, take notes for anyone looking to be a unicorner joining as a third or get a third. So I go to the tiki bar. They happened to be there ordering drinks. So I'm just like, okay, you did not order. I didn't speak, I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. But I'm looking and I'm like, okay, now I'm seeing them up close, and I'm like, and they look good. They kind of looked like what me and my ex look like. This is good. This is a good little couple. Okay, So
they leave the bar. This is damn fine. So they leave the bar and I get my drink. His body I don't like super fit niggas, but he's biggs big, he's like my he's like my ex, what a whole beerd He's fine six five. He's Haitians, bitch, No, he's Haitian and I love I know. So I get my I get my drink, and because I just felt like fuck it, I'm here by myself, I say, no, you Mexico, give me three shots of tequila please, And so I get the three shots of tequila. They're setting up a
towel and already in the water. So here I go with my little short ask, got my drink in one hand, three shots in up, walking on down to the beach like this. Get to the beach and I'm like, hey, guys, I bought you all a drink because mind you. As they left the bar, I said to the woman, I said, I just gotta tell you, you are so beautiful. She said, Mommy, I saw you walking up. You are so beautiful. Now, Tommy, Mommy, she's Dominican. Okay, oh yeah. So I went and got
them a shot. Come to find out they're celebrating a birthday. They're married, and I'm just sitting hanging with them in the water, and so we're just talking. It's going great. We're talking about how they met, We're talking about the island, we're talking about the water, We're talking about how my fucking all inclusive resort food was shitty. And so we're just talking and I'm like, damn, I gotta go back to the boat. So they're like, okay, come up, let's
exchange numbers. I said, I would love to bring you around New York. I know these clubs that are great. This is within fucking where they're staying on the island. Yes, so, which, by the way, it's not that easy to get too it is bro oh no. As soon as they told me I could take a ferry back to Can't Coo, that's when I was like, well, let's exchange numbers. Exchange numbers. And they were like, dang, we really wish you could stay with us. I said, wait, I said, you know what, Actually,
I'm gonna be right back. Let me go to my boat. Is the Uh if I could just tell them I'm staying here, and I went to the boat, I said, yes, So I met this couple. Uh. I swear to God, I said, y'all don't have to ring you back to my hotel. I'm just gonna stay here. They told me it was only twenty twenty minute ferry back to Can't Cool, right, But the point is there's a ferry, there's a fairy that I could get back to Can't Cool. So I come back. I said, guys, I'm with you all for
the day. So we literally beach club hop through the day, literally all through drinks, mind you, Before I even went to the boat. He went back to the bar, brought more shots. She was like, what are you drinking? Maybe get her whatever she's drinking. They were just also just really accommodating. So we go to when we go to exchange numbers. Wait, you're getting me out of my order here.
They were very accommodate before when I went to exchange numbers with them, though, I made sure to let them know. So I do this, she has to get my number, sir, no offenses, all goes through her. If she wants me to stay, I'll stay if she wants me. Like, I literally put all of the all of the power. Had they been how long they've been together, they've been together. I don't want to get to much of details about their relationship, but just just shy of a decade and
they've been married for almost two years. Okay, had they done this before? They've never had a threesome, never had another, like she's it. Literally literally we're walking the beach, were drinking, we're fucking beach club hopping, and so as we're in the water, we start talking about their threesome experience, and I'm like, he's never had one in his life, she's had one but with the only woman, and they've talked about having it together, but it just they never even
knew how it would happen. Well, you're with a pro. So I agree to have dinner with them. This is before I even thought I was gonna stay. Bitch. We're the She's like, oh, mommy, we're like the same size. I got some clothes for you, bitch. She started giving me clothes to wear for dinner and everything. Oh god, we got my fair Mandy. Literally, So we get back, we get back to the hotel. This is where it gets popping. So we get back to the honey. No,
we were all showering and getting dressed for dinner. So uh by this time, it's like the evening sun is going down. So we're like, well, let's go back and shower and get dressed and go out to dinner. So we go back to the hotel room and and they start just accommodating. She's pulling out a dress that I can wear. He's getting me a towel I can't, And so I'm like, I gotta get a shot, I gotta get in a shower. I've been swimming with sharks all day,
so I go to get in the shower. She goes to give me the towel that he just handed her. You can't, I say, you're not gonna get in with me? Not many just clipped her. None having it. I said, you're not gonna get in with me. So she comes to get in and you can see him kind of peek around the corner, and I'm like, you can join us too, So we get in the goddamn shower. Next thing, you know, and very accommodating. She gives me these because she gives me this like shampoo, and I was like, oh,
she was like, don't worry, it's for color protection. And so she hadn't even all the things for me, and I was like, So she goes to start washing my hair and then he comes in and starts washing my body. And then she goes to start jacking his dick off, and then I'm like, can I suck it? So I gotta stuck His dip was massive? How massive? I said, this looks like you got the old I literally was like, this ship big. It's a big old thing. I just I'll be so and so literally we're in, we're in
the shower. I go to suck his dick. Then I got to eat her pussy, then she suck in my nipples and it just becomes a lot to where then we take it to the bed and you could tell it was so funny because you could tell it was also their first time because she got really nervous. And it's crazy because this is because she she started saying, we don't do this often, mommy, we're clean, like I don't have cons well, no, no, no, he got but she just wanted just in case I think they were
planning on something happening. It was I don't want to say his name, birthday for the for the trip, but his age. But this is what you're you're jumping ahead because literally as that's the fun part of the After this was probably the threesome, he literally got up and was like is this inception? Is this? He's like, did you plan this? Like so he's asking now his wife, how did this happen? Did you plan it? Did y'all
know each other before? So then because they had they literally he's like, you don't understand how many times we've talked about scenarios of threesomes and how it would happen or where it would wait. This is before you guys know, this is right after he gets up and cannot believe that he's just experienced his first threesomes, like literally cannot believe it. Gets up like literally, I wish I could like show y'all. He gets up hold on, He's literally
up hold on. He's like like holding his dick, holding his dick, walking around the circles, like, yo, did that just happen? Yo? Like y'all didn't set this up. He wasn't such like he was like just thank you, like he was in shock. Bro. Bro the nigga grown and he was like wow because it was fun. She was sexy. He's at your best, not my best, because I'd be bringing my niggas in and I'll be bringing the hot. What do you think your best? Was my best? Three
semine goals. I've had too many now they'd be good, they'd be good, they'd be good. Like literally, I just had lunch with my home girl and she sucked and she sucked me in my ex and we were both talking about the difference between them, like in terms of like dick size, sensuality, looks, and so who would she say? My ex did a lot more things and it was great like he he goes massages, eats, as does all the things. Seven That Dick is that Dick is the devil. Really,
that Dick is the devil. Man. Do you know it's crazy? I to him maybe like a month ago or so, and notice like okay, And I was like, oh my god, like I thought about it again. That didn't you hear about sex from someone? You look at them longer, like looking, and I was like, does he have that Dick is the yeah, like the devil um. But yeah, So we end up um literally like having sex. Heath in shock. We all get dressed, We go to dinner. She took one too many shots. By dinner she was lit. We
come back to the room. We're like, we're just gonna take a nap because then there was a party going on so we wanted the club. We come back to the room and we all take a nap. Bitch. We wake up at one am, like fuck. The island closes it too, so we're like, fuck, there's a Jacuzi on their terrace. They got a Jacuzy in her, so we got to start filling that ship up. I didn't even make it to the Jacuzy to fill up. We got right back in bed. We started watching Oh God, some
shot on Netflix that is so good. It's with these badass kids. It's like super Bad or something. It was so good. And then I lean over and I started just stuck. What is it called. No, it's with these kids that like are trying to get Molly for like a helicopter or some It's great. That's what I want. It's great. It's great. So we're laying watching this movie. I roll over, I start massaging it's it's licking her nipples and then I just got to start eating her out.
Then here we go. We we fucking again. So he goes to fuck her. We didn't suck this second time. He goes to fuck her and she's just eating the funk out my pussy. Wait, now, has she been with women before? Yeah? I said she had a three soome with two women. Okay, she ate my fucking pussy like I've never had. Maybe I was I don't know. Maybe it was just sexy seeing him fuck her and or
even just him watching her eat my pussy. She ate my pussy so like I'm remembering kind of funny, literally, and I can't eat pussy good getting fun They were quiet fuckers. So all you heard was me just uh oh, like she was eating my place. So we're literally don't believe all you heard was me moaning. I was like, god damned. And at one point I just started and I can't. And you know, when you listen to like
a stifling talking about bro I don't know. I could listen to Manny talk about sex the way she ate my plissy dog. I like felt like I just got done running. I came to the hardtch I was breathing heavy whoa, So my heart was from being etail while someone else is getting I don't know why that. I think that lets you know how visual you arecause you said that ship it was You're like, I need to
see this. And then he literally got he got up again and was like, y'all sure, y'all didn't y'all y'all don't know each other, y'all didn't plan this because it just worked out so good. And then they were like, well you could stay. We're touring the island tomorrow. You would let to keep you And I was like, keep you, keep your hair, that keep you cats, And I was like, okay, so why when did you go back to the room.
Did you ever get. I didn't go back until the next night, and I only went back the next night because yes, I realized I didn't. I was literally wearing her clothes for two days. So I was like, bro, I don't want to I don't want to take all your clothes here. When I gave the Cuban escort my clothes, do you all remember that? I think? And I was like, oh, yeah, let me just give because they you know he was anyway, well, no, I gave her her somefing like when I love because
I had my bathing suit steel from the sword. But yeah, so she was like dressing me the whole time, and um yeah. And then I toured with them the whole next day. It was great. He covered all the drinks, he covered the food. He's like whatever you need, Like, let's like I felt like I was literally their girlfriend like the whole time towards So they happened to live in the state of New York, so I'm like, they
want to up again. Yeah, we were thinking Jamaica or going back to eastla or I'm like, I'll come up state and maybe we do whatever they do upstate. I don't know what the fun is up state fucking and see trees and there's that's where the trees are in New York because none really they have hit um separately, I believe, not together, okay, but grown like grown kids. So they're very attractive fine, and I'm just like, how
the fund did I fall into this? Mind you? I was sitting next to another couple on the flight, Dominican couple, and the nigga was so fine. I was like, I felt like I felt like we actually fun before. But then when he told me what he did for a living, I was like, nah, you know, I thought he was his personal trainer. I looked the same ballhead, salt and pepper. I'm like, damn, I really got a tight but um yeah. I ended up talking to them the whole flight because
Delta must have thought we were traveling together. They were on my flight to Mexico and my flight back, so we sat next to each other. Girl, it's just a weekend flight. I no, no, I left on a fucking Wednesday, the Wednesday to Saturday. It was like the Delta we thought we were together. I said, this Delta, but it was but it was all travel dates. I'm like, you know, but here's the mistake. I made too. I'm like, it's the weekend after the fourth nigga's got jobs, it's gonna
be light, it's the wind. It's a Wednesday. No one's gonna be in Mexico, which no one has a job anymore, not many. It's summer and people go for the lower like not everybody likes the hype weekend. Early everyone was there for weddings, bachelor parties like. It was groups of people, anniversary parties. It was groups of people. And then my dumbass was like, well I don't want to see no kids, so let me stay at an adult only, all inclusive resort.
How are those hamburg and awful? But outside of that, everybody was fucking taking shots and twerking. I say that the world too. Everyone was taking shots and tworking and doing this and doing that to where. Then this nigga met me. He was from the Carolina's. He met me and I'm like, I really don't want to join you in party. I'm not looking to party him like, I brought books three you know. He was like, so you came to Mexico to be lame. I said, actually I
came here to be lame. Um, never open a book though, um bitch, because I stayed with the couple for two days and now I think I really want to be a unicorn to this couple. I know why I enjoyed sex from both and talk about this all the time with me, and she would always be like I get to feel love and like, yeah, cuddling. He was paying for everything. I said, Oh, this is easy, and she eat good pussy and she fine, she is the one who drew me in first. And you gotta niggle with
a big old dick what like? Honestly, guys, I need to chat now. I am this blessed. Actually, I've just been talking to her. I've just been talking to her, so we'll plan when I go. So you told me you have a sex podcast. Oh yeah, I told them to say, y'all know I'm gonna talk about this. I ain't gonna get too much. You have some pretty pussy, Yeah, I like, just so you know, I'm gonna gonna talk about it on one of my pots. But yeah, like
so that's cute. So that's cute. This episode and Cucci on Wheels being some of my favorite for the year is so wild because it really shows you that we ain't sucking able list you Okay, we want to tea whether you got two arms or what? Enjoy this episode by on bit feature in Dana, I want to talk about fetishize fetisization because you're I'm assuming somebody that would show their arm or your hand on a dating app. Yes,
what's some of the weird ship people have said? And do you feel like they wanted to go out on a date with you or you because of your own mostly men? Like I feel like that doesn't happen as frequently with women. But like when I was younger and I had dating apps like Set to Men, it was always like the fucking nastiest ship, Like, what the fund is wrong with you? What? What was the craziest thing someone said that they wanted you to do with your arm to them? Just well, you know what that was?
A woman was at the Dinah Shore. It's like the biggest lesbian pool party. I think, like in the world. What's it called? Did the Dinah Shore? We should all go back Dina Dinah the golf bitch and then like Dina short like she's a person, and then like all the lesbians like started going to play golf, so they named it. Yeah, but there's crave. I think it's like, yeah, um, I'll go to either one. I just love being in
pomp strings with dikes. But so um, I'm just like and I was working because I worked for a lesbian magazine. I'm the managing editor of Going magazine. So I was like standing behind me a little booth and um like promoting the magazine. And she walks up to me just and she was a black stude. She was super hot, but just completely fucking dead ass, like no sense of like irone e funny. She just goes like she's like, yo, can you funk me? With that robot arm and stickless
fingers at my pussy. And I was like but just like no, just no cut and like a full mask stuff like might as well have had top surgery. Like like I like, I was just like coming am, I no know, like I I do well in these situations, but I was just so taken it back. And I was also like literally working. I have my stupid little name tag on like read Go magazine, and I was like maybe later later that was in person and then just on dating apps that always the men that want
pictures of the stump that interesting. So like this, I mean, well that is actually a kink. And I think we've talked about it. It was um where amputees? Uh so, I mean you were born the way you were born, but I'm still considered an ampute are Yeah, congenital amputee. A lot of people think that means stop right now, so they just think that you're missing a whole vagina. Yeah, I'm like, why do you got to call a congenital It would be like a Barbie post does that mean? So?
Congenital amputee is when you're born without a certain limb. But amputee, I normally think you somehow daring, okay, and they want to see the stump. They just of pictures up. They never like, I think this is like the sexiest thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, Like this is the ship that I would want to see if I was a perfect get to that stage where you felt like
what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, second I saw it, I was like, really that's so good, Like I die for it, Like I just think it's like the most fashion thing. You said twenty five years without adult so it's on even three years? Did I did I am robot? Like? Were was a movie? Was it? Something. Was it the technology? I was like what you're saying, like did you want or Transformers? Did you watch something? And it's like yo,
I could I could be like a transport. I wrote this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at am Camp and it was like about this like three kids with limb differences and like how like we were all horses because I feel like everyone always thinks like disabled kids get together and they're like ware beautiful on the inside, and we're all like that, I come on your chast or your ass. We were like nastiest when we were like little kids missing arms and it's like all we
talked about the camp camp. It was called the Patti Ross Back Camp for Children with limit Differences, what we called the camp. I wrote this essay and I had lots of like ampteas reaching out to me, and that was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, but like having a voice was powerful because like like a lot of girls with disabilities were like I never felt sexual before, and you kind of like gave that to me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway,
this this girl Angel Drew Frey as her name. She's an actor, she was in the Hunger Games, reached out to me and was like, I'm sucking obsessed with you. Do you want to have lunch? And I'm like yeah. She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking stormtrooper a prosthetic. Like it's like right white and like you can see like lights in it and ship and she's like drinking her wine with the arm and everything, and I I didn't pay attention to where she said.
I just stared at the arm the whole time. She's a fabulous person, but I was just like, where did you get that? Like? How do I make this happen in my life? Um? How much is it? I like eighty grand? Um does the insurance cover thing? It does? It does? Um? I was very lucky to have insurance cover it. The fucking thing broke. And that's another thing I'm so dumb lying about all the procethetic companies. You are,
prosthetics fucking suck. They all break because people they want to be like, oh I would go do the bionics model and the thing breaks. But anyway, this is a new one. This is called a hero arm. The black yeah not that not not a lighten up? Yeah, she lights up wait, let me ask, how did those fingers just go down? I'm moving my muscles. Oh that's cool. Can you give us a piece sign? I can't you know.
I used to be actually I um one with like all these different electrodes, and I could move the fingers individually. But it's just exhausting because I have to move my muscle. Like, think about, like what you have to do to make a piece sign. Okay, it's not that hard. That is your hands, But if you had to do that with just using the muscles in your end of your elbow, it's hard. Look at me trying to see what the
muscles feel like. I see what you're saying, right. I feel like everybody in their car is probably doing the show their hands. Wait sex with that hand? I take it off? Take it off, damn you old finger nobody? What? Oh wait, is it water proof? It's water resistant? What about what about pussy juice resistance? It probably would be even then it would be it's black. It would like have you ever know with this with just like the stump, yes, which felt ridiculous and not what you do like fisting,
but stumping. I guess who asked for that? My girlfriend in college she asked you to fist her with your stung or stumper with your stung. Yeah, could you feel her pussy? Yeah, you're feeling in your own yeah. Oh, I also have extra nerve endings, like in my my arm. I hate the word stump. I just called my little arm uch. I know it sounds gay, but whatever. No, no, no, stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid.
It feels like me im word blood like I don't like, I don't know, like no, wait, so you have extra nerveating so it's more sense. Yeah, so like you hit your elbow, Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing. If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like if you like it doesn't like if I scratched it or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain, but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it? I was about to say when you were something did fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. Honestly, No, it
was not. It was just not. Also, it's very awkward because like it's I have your elbow of the elvo, but it's yeah, it had to be like it was just not a cute position. My kid is like leaning like a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um, it was, yeah, it was worth a try, Like I'm glad I tried it, but it was not It was not like an actual sex act. It was maybe like thirty seconds. And I was like this, this is so stupid,
Like did she enjoy them? I don't think so. I would have felt she liked like honestly, like I have, um, like a little bit of a hand at the end of my little arm. It's like this little circling thing with like fingers and like I rubbed her a clip with it. One she really liked it. But I just feel so absolutely ridiculous. You know what it is, because you know you have a full functioning You've got your fucking five dicks, right, Like why do you need But
I don't know. I don't it's not that's like the weird thing because it makes me feel really sexually empowered to have the arm, Like I feel like that's like my little ship. It's like I'm the girl with the robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, And also like I don't know what kind of germs are on the ship likes cleaner than our other hand because it's poorest, right, I don't know, it's not like you like sometimes like it malfunctions like I've got I got
stuck on a shipper pull ones. How can you please? Can you please go on and share this story? Please? I? Um it was at this like I've never been to like an actual sex party, which I'm so jealous of, and my chids are flying out again. But it was like a prive it like sort of like kink party at someone's house and there was a stripper pool there. Um okay, so I'm like, let me, I've taken a few pole dancing courses. I can dance a little bit.
So I had just gone it and I was drunk as funck and like on some other drugs, and I was just feeling really fly. You know. It's like when you feel the universe is like go kill yourself. So I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. I like probably have the biggest hits and as there, I like really feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going to send these people for it, like I'm gonna, okay, clamp it on and then I do clip wait wait, well you clapped your hand to the bowl Okay, I tried to
do that really simple ship. I don't know what it's called, but it's like when you wrap your leg around the pole and then just spin down. Right, everyone knowls how to do that? Um yeah I couldn't. Yeah, just did you have to take it off? So were you able to spin? Stop and down? And then I almost fucking ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking shoulder socket. And then I'm like just standing there and I'm like, what do we do? Want this animations? Right? So I
removed my arm from the socket. Now it's just like a shriver pull with the arms like holding onto it with a lot of people watching it. Yes, like the modern art. It's just like, yes, luckily I have to carry the charger with me in case these things happen and is closer is close enough to like h wish? I will call it the ship in the wall where you plugged it in. Don't tell me you plug your arm up? Arm up? And I charged it and then
I put my arm back in. Let me get at first you want That's exactly what she said when she charged. How do you know the percentage of your hand? Like did you know that it was gonna done this one. Well, that's how happened, and died in malfunction, died this little light flashes read just happen when I was far attending to That's what I'm saying. This these for eight dollars.
This It sucks so many fucking drinks. I'd go to hand someone and then I just couldn't hand it to them and they'd be like, quit playing with me, and
I'm like, I Now. When I knew we were doing this episode, I wanted a variety out of my picks, um, and I wanted them to specifically speak to this podcast, right, So my other choice of a top moment here on Horrible Decisions had to be episode to seventy nine Enthusiastic Consent featuring Louise of Soucia n y C. Now, over the past few years, I've shared about my exploration into the sex club space, UM, swinging and the non traditional I would say, relationship styles that come with that, and
so it wouldn't have been right for me to not pick one of the most important parts of the sex club and this space, which is the conversation surrounding consent, and so the person that I have seen it in my life, explain it. The best was Luis and you guys can listen to this clip here again from episode
to seventy nine. So like what it means what Susia? Alright, So Susia originally was a party I did with my homegirl, DJ Juicy was up Juicy years ago at Madame X and it came up because, Uh, I like the words. She liked the word we we knew what it meant, and it was that was basically it. But when we um started up all over again, right, it was like, Okay, we're doing these parties. And I think Susia is a dope fit because it is the feminine derivative of dirty.
You know really yeah, dirty girl. Oh I just thought it was dirty. It's dirty girl. Susio is dirty guy. Susio is dirty guy. Yeah, we all like it. You know what it's for me? It's kind of like like anti patriarchy type ship. I like Susia because, um, it signifies in my mind a woman that is behaving like a man. And if that's the case, then all the women in my life are sousiasm And I love that and I appreciate and respect that, and I encourage them
to way to thinking that way. That's the only way to think of it for me, you know, especially being Latino And what mean wait is that where you're from from Nicarawa? About is it brand? Is it a space? Is it like a physical It's it's a it's a physical space and it's a brand. Uh. It's a secret location in Bushwick. It's a speak easy kind of vibe. Uh. It's a safe space that was created with the intent to be um a safe space for black and brown women and for l g B t q I family.
Can I tell the audience now that sounds cute? Can I tell the audience y'all? This is the space that I go in Brooklyn when I've spoke on the last two years about finding a black lifestyle club, which was actually introduced to me by Marge. And then let me
ask the question that we've heard about it. Yes, I want to ask you if it's a speak easy, if it was meant to be private, why promote the space and how do you keep yourself safe from I would say, I would say this, Well, no, no, that's actually that's actually a great question because the whole point of what we're doing is to make it accessible for black and brown humans to be in safe spaces, in places where
they could explore the sensuality and sexuality without judgment. The reason it's important to have them in the black spaces because we have different hangups, we have different cultural things going on. Even with the words susy itself, you know, erupts people the wrong way all the time. Why uh not nothing, that's especially older women they're like Susia like that. And then when I talked to him about it, it's a whole flip. You know, why are we promoting it.
We're promoting a lifestyle acceptance, and we're promoting black and brown people taking control of the narrative. It would be your goal for some that you just said that that's actually well the reason I have said regarding the word whore and regarding the word slut like and having and having the way people are like, oh my god, that's a bad word, the way that you reclaimed it and explained it in a way to where it's like, well, actually, why is it a bad word? You can make it
an empowering word. You can make it mean whatever you wanted to meet. What's the goal for it to? Like? What? What? What could you ultimately, um, there are several goals. You know, we have goals as as a unit. Susia NYC also does dance parties. That's the thing about it. We do dance parties in our space. It's actually what I thought. It was like, maybe it's it's well to check it out. It may me mad, but but I got brought. I
got brought to the play party first day. Let me say I got brought to the play party first day. Did not know about I don't even know. Yeah, yeah, we didn't know friend, he knew my my ex he's so he knew him. So we went to the play party and then he's like, oh, let's go to the Sunday party, same spot. So I get drunk as fun, thinking oh well we can go downstairs and funk now, and they're like, so actually no today there's no I think, yeah, it's got that type of party, and I was like shit,
but literally it just makes you that comfortable. Everyone there is like great looking. But yeah, I didn't know about the I learned about the play party. Then the party party. It's it's Susy a play which is his name speaks for self. We do uh our sex positive events. We also do our mixers UM for people are interested. We do game nights, We do workshops built around people's questions. One of our workshops where I really enjoyed was how
to identify toxic masculinity in the play space. You know, yeah, yeah, you talk about it. You acknowledge that also sometimes women carry those traits. You teach people about enthusiastic consent. You let him know, um, when it's time to reset, you let him know. It's particular men or people who exhibit those uh toxicities that other bodies are not there for their pleasure. You know, you're not there to go get
a nut. You're there to be part of a community, and you're there to build and do something a little better. So you know, I'm always maybe that was Mandy on that Sunday. They're not, but I make sure everybody I don't know, I don't want to make I think Mandy being there was was was really dope because you you bring that energy and it was dope and it was like for me, high power power, like high power energy. Keep giving. However, you know that's my brand the end,
so that that's dope. Talking about their panels UM. Something I had in the main questions that I'm curious about, of course, to get off the top. So I've done some like coverage on like sex clubs and what makes them legal? But I realize everybody says something different, and I think it's dope to understand and put it at the top. How is doing a play party legal in
your space? How is it being well, damn grow with the cops that there are no laws against people having sex, a group sex, having sex, having b D S M. Why do people are so scared to do it? Then? Because there aren't laws around because people are afraid of sex. It's actually considered then a private public space. So your space is yeah, it's a private space, but you're having public sex, is what? Because it's not that someone's you know, public sex would be like I'm thinking outside now we're
we're we're in a safe space. That's I guess that's true. Yeah, I'm worked in a t G I Friday's parking lot once. That's fun. That's definitely public sex. That's fun. I was eighteen. Shut up. Wait, neither of us had an apartment because now it would need catch So you did you have any like? So I'm gonna assume you started with the dance party, did you uh No, We opened up the
space with Incentive being a play party. We were used like scared of when you started it because we were my my, my fiance and I put a lot of years and are you know shout out to Pam and X our our primary couple should We started building this community a few years ago and then other people started adding on to it. My biggest fear was is and always will be exposing the people I love and care for two elements that aren't cool, and also exposing people
because that's that space. Even though to save the space and it may not be for somebody who's hiding trauma, doesn't really know what's going on, and and the naked body will can trigger them, to be honest, I feel like, yes, that can happen, but luckily with faces like this, it does the opposite and it opens people's Luis. I wanted you and your fiance to be a part of my
Memorial Day party. We were talking about it because the environment that you create, so for anyone that was able to attend dear Memorial Day weekend, I threw a party, a private party. After the FED dinner, I spoke with t and mel and everybody so much. The the stress and anxiety that I had building up to that play party. And I know a lot of people listening or like, y'all should do more, where's a horrible one coming? And
that was my first time. You don't know how anxious I was in not wanting to be someone that triggered someone to have a negative experience and not not not to be a part of someone experiencing something that's traumatic for the rest of their lives. And those type of parties, which is why the vetting process was so crazy, which is why normally a lot of these these parties are hard to get into because the vetting is if you gotta know, you gotta know somebody, you gotta catch a
vibe first. But that party, when I threw it, we at one point mails very um ambitious. It wanted to have like, well, maybe we could have a hundred and forty people in year. I said, no way, I want to cap it the amount of people even allowed to go into the space. It was very important that we didn't. Hey, we create created an environment with rules, but be even with rules, people break them. People also don't understand boundaries. People don't understand, um, the consent and what is what
do you always say enthusiastic consent? And before we get into the layers of this, before we get into our vanilla ship, I wanted him a part of it because you've had the best consent speeches that I have partakes in. I've I've brought hell of people to your spot. Now I'm a fun chaperone now to the sex clubs in Bushwick. But could you just give us I'm gonna cueue you up. What would an enthusiastic consent speech sound like if I
came into Susia play for the first time. First, I'm a little overdressed, right, I gotta gotta you would have to take off some clothes, not really to a something. I think you gotta earn. I think any part of you you definitely gotta earn. You're overdressed for the consette speech. I'm just thinking when you said that, I'm thinking that, dick. Swing hell, keeping down with box, we're about to talk. This is welcome, guys. I'm more personality forward. Um, alright,
so we're in the circle of people. Hey, guys, how's everybody doing tonight? I don't want to welcome you to our space, all right. I know it takes a lot of bravery to be in here, and for that alone, I want to thank each and every one of you for being inside here and for taking time to come inside here and be one with everybody. Now. I don't want anyone at all to feel pressure to do anything,
because the main thing is that you're here. Now, we're gonna talk about enthusiastic consent, what it looks like, how it feels, and what it is. Enthusiastic consent number one is the bedrock of our community. Enthusiastic consent is when you approach someone and you maybe want to touch their knee as you're talk and then understand, we're all vulnerable. We're all the different states of vulnerability right now, so you have to ask, do you mind if I touch
your knee while I talk to you? Some people are handsy, but it's different when you're naked, or you're close to being naked, or you can be fully clothed in the space where the sexual energy is really high. Right, So you want to be really respectful of people's hidden traumas. If you have a person who's in the space and is dealing with someone and you come up behind them and just even if it's an innocent caress and small
they're back, that could really trigger them. You may not even know about it, but I'm sure you don't want to be responsible for triggering somebody and leaving that person dealing with the mess the next day, you know, because a lot of times people won't show it in the moment. All right. Another thing I want people to be really really aware of is that you need to be aware of your alcohol and drug. You have to be in
charge of your yeses and your nose. Saying no it's sexy as fuck because that lets you decide and puts you in a position to say, hey, I don't want that. Now. If you ask someone if you could be in their space and it's kind of like okay, okay, take that as a no, Just back up, reset, because there are a bunch of people who don't know how to say no, and they may just go through the motions and just go through the motions, and then the next day they're left with like, why why did I do that? I
don't want to go back ever again, you know. So it's important for all of us here to take care of each other. Um, that's kind of like a tid bit of what I say, And then I was like, literally, this is literally like and it makes the fact that you let the room know that Noah is sexy, like you'll let everyone in the room. You can say no here, and a lot of people assume, like, oh my god, do I have to have sex if I go to a play party? For me those parties and I'm start
to instrupt you. But this is nothing like it's I think if people are curious about going to parties, go to different parties, go to go to the whack ones, go to the good ones. Because honestly, if you come to anything we our name is on it, you skipped all these steps. You went from not you went from having like fucking fried steak to for naming young and you don't know the steps it takes to get there.
What's the ideal amount of people for a party? If you could be in your idea for me, not for any beginning or anything for you, throw me um in our space, okay, in any space for me? I like. I like um. Open floor plans. The reason I like open floor plans is because they're they're less rooms, they're less stores, and there's less of an opportunity something fun up could happen where that's interesting, that's very interesting. Yeah, I thought, I thought, because this maybe someone's first time
having private rooms would be a benefit. You're like, actually not, in my opinion, if it's your first time, don't even try to fun talk to We know y'all love a solo episode of US, and specifically the first episode we had last year. I think this planned be in jail when I was sucking Lambo and I made a little mistake and enjoy it speaking of trappers um um irresponsible
battle light. So we was fucking who is we? You were Limbo And there was this moment where now I have, you know, a thing with new partners where I feel like we have to have a discussion about you know, our STD plans, our last check up, things like that, because it's appropriate. Well you did this with a hood nigger, how to just now? He said, But you're good. I'm good, and so I'll be going to an ecologist. Now this was an accident. To be fair, It was like, let
me let me watch my words, watch your words. Because I listened to this podcast. It was okay, this was happened. We were fucking and we planned on using a condom. I knew it, but then then it didn't happen. But then I said, nah, condom disappeared to be fair. It was also six in the morning. Oh let's keep back what others. You can't get pregnant six in the morning. You don't keep going hotel room keeping. It wasn't at my house, and it wasn't my house before, but it
was at a hotel room. So that's kind of why I was like, damn, now we're in a pickle. And the sun wasn't up yet, so technically, and the l A post makes it a little differented, you know what I'm saying. In New York and everything you want, but in l A it's a little bit different. My Walgreens on my block on sunset and vine clothes and fucking midnight and sunset and RN is like the biggest block and LA what the fun? So anyway, I'm saying it was difficult, but I still wanted some dick, you know
what I'm saying. I was tired of sucking it. So anyway, here's what happened. So we didn't have I was tired of sucking. You could have just put it in your ass he wanted to but anyway, so basically we started having sex and I just kind of figured like now you're looking to the right, like your nigga listening and watching it right now, because I was just like, God, damn, it's somebody in this hallway because this is like I'm ashamed.
I just want to say, also, I have really done a good job, like the l a dou that I had sucked all last year be d d or whatever, like we have only used condoms, like I really do my best. Sponsible King, I appreciate, but no, a queen, maybe I do my best because I have a primary partner, like I have to be like yo, like if something
like this happens, you know I'm embarrassing. That is like like seriously, like you had to tell you you know what's embarrassing about that is like I know gets well, well no real quick, because technically I always said the only reason why I ever like niggas unprotected around the same time, because I never wanted to end up on Mari. I'm not gonna lie our views with Skyrocket Wheezy if you brought your niggas on Mari, because you know which
nigga impregnated you. Even if you got the abortion, I said, we still hit en up Mari to see who the baby daddy was. Okay, here's the thing. Now, I have a huge gap from the last time I've slept with old Bay because I've been gone. We've been traveling like bars. Gaps still embarrassing because I gotta be like, yo, this happened in l A. Sorry, because you know I would never do that. I'm not about to just bounce back and forth. I had a mistake at a moment. Now,
the mistake moment was a long moment. For one, What does a long moment mean when it's a mistake, Because a long moment means you have to take a trip to Walgreens when it does open to get what they call it plan Bay. So I just kind of figured, if this happened and we don't use a condom, maybe you should guess as the nigga that got lucky enough to hit raw because the bitch was wasted in six am, you would probably pull out now. But also, I know
you're rich. Now, did you ask him for the fifty dollars? No, I couldn't do it, but he gave me money. I was about to say, I'm asking, but I love niggas. Give you money for playing me because it's just be like a big wall. I like my bad baby, and I don't need you know he did that on purpose. He could have at least tried to pull out and be like, no, no, no, I'm gonna tell you this is what happened. It was something I stayed out of my mouth that translated different. And you say coming me, No,
I did I give me the nut. I'm sorry you say, come about nut, Mandy. I thought of you not you're thinking to me while you have a sex. I thought it was the same night. It was night he grabbed my stomach and then right after that he told me about a nut. And I almost started laughing at dick out because I remember saying that Scott, and I was like, think about the nut. Okay, So here's what happens. I thought. I said very clearly into the pillow that my face
was stuff. What I really hate how she said, Bro, we've been doing this for like five years now. She has not learned how to say pillow, hello, hello, whatever. So I'm in the pillow and my face is there the way people is at work, Bro, you just yelled in the motherfucker's ears. Bro, do you guys want the rest of this plan? Be okay? Yes, give us a show my faces in the pillow. And I'm like saying I wanted to say. I was saying, like, come in my mouth. That's not what you said. I want to
God in my mouth. Now, I swearing to God. I said, come in my mouth. Did you leave off the in my mouth part? No? I said, come in my mouth, and now maybe you come in and you know coming. And then he said I'm about to So then I turned because I'm like, oh, time to play ball and catch it. And I just saw that oh, and I said, uh, then I'll started pushing the dick out, like trying to push this out, like you're pushing the dick out with your pussy because I was. It was too late. It
was way too late. No, but I didn't. I didn't want the kids to go up too. I was trying to get around while we don't matter if they're coming even on your click, it swim down to your pussy hole, because swim to your egg. So now I'm stressed out right, I was like, and he was like, damn, man, I'm sorry. Done, He was like, Yo, for real, I thought you said coming my pussy. I was like, no, you didn't. I thought you told me the nut in your pussy. I said, first of all, I don't say nuts. That's what I
don't say. I said, Oh, I don't know, I know what you actually I think he said I didn't. I think he said. I think you said I don't do that. I just don't think you remember. But if he said, you said no, I didn't say that. I'm allergic. I ain't way to learn it in my mouth women to the little eggs that she alerted to. It was swimming right down to the little mother egg. So anyway, after he collected his gun, and not that he collected his gun, you don't have to listen to Patri after that. Um
most technically he shot up the club. That's what Dick said, Your pussy, bitchy, you ain't getting none. So the Plan B worked. At least you know you didn't gain that much weight because it worked. You're not pregnant, right, I saved the photo. I'd like to share with you what wait of what of? What the Plan B package? Not just the Plan B package? This story? Wait did you put it next to the gun. That would I gotta
be the cover. It's it's it's the fact that one, I'm already ashamed to go get this Plan B, which is crazy because I do this sucking podcast. It's like, how could I be ashamed? There's just I don't care how sexually for you are. There's something about going up to that goddamn count of being like the Plan VP. Please, what do you mean the counter bitch? They saw that ship on the aisle. Now, I swear to go on. I think not now locked up. I'm telling you now, honey,
find friends neighborhood. What neighborhood it is in? You could go down the aisle now and get Plan B. It is in the little plastic container that will go off if you try to walk out with it. But the Plan B is on the island. This store definitely on the Bronx no more. I'm not even in the Lower east Side. I just see it. I wouldn't know. There's a lot of Actually no, I'm not. I'm trying to be funny. I see it in the behind. I haven't had a Plan B, and maybe like two years I've
I've been doing well. You've never had to do a Plan b head. I've never took one, but you have you ever? What would happen? I don't know what would happened. Of course I've paid for them, for all the plan bes I've used. I don't talk all right, well anyway, alright, alright, this is sounding like a show full of irresponsible adults. But okay, this is bad. This is shape. I want you all if you were the YouTube comments saying that this is a this is a horrible decision. I am sorry,
But ship happens. So I get to the counter and there's a young girl, black cute, and I said, um, excuse me, can I have the right before she goes, I love y'all, so oh, just on brand while you're out. And when I tell you, I had on a mask and a hat and I said, oh, thank you, hone. It's like I funk with y'all so hard. Girl. So not only does she take a picture with me, um after um, and I told her she needs playing b she was like, I'm already ashamed. Let me just tell
you where. She was like, I got you, bitch, this is what I say. Look how much she took off half off? This gave me employee discount on plan b and told me. She was like, weasy, don't even girl, and don't let me you got the pocket that that money from. I don't want to know if you let him know you got half off, because then technically you all him the money bag. I was about to say, oh, coffee and I'm plan and you're not calling it not okay. This is something nickas do too. They don't want to
ask you want to know coffee and a plan? B What do you mean right now? Not because you got half off. You could have just spent the other money on coffee. You know you like expensive coffee. So he calls me and this is what niggas do. Niggas will call you to make sure you took that. Yeah, okay, because then they got folky and he called me and he said, um, how are you doing. I'm like, babe, and he was like, what you go to? I was like, nothing, about to work and to record Patreon. I don't know
the fun that is. And he was like yeah, And I was like, oh, why you would to god? He was like no, I'm just making sure you've got show because you know it works all right, y'all. I hope you enjoyed our picks because we really enjoyed making this content this year. Bandy and I are so happy to close out this year strong. We are so happy about the trajectory of Horrible Decisions and the guests we even
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