Ep 298: Heaux Mail Time

whatever you want to call me. There's those names. I am whatever you want me to be in your life. You could hate me, you could love me either way. I don't give up goddamn reds as just someone. No nobody made me man, it just here. Yeah, listen. People like watching train Rex, people like they don't like at all, Like I don't like watching fights. You know what I do. Don't turn off when I see a fight. So even when people don't like me, they're still gonna tune in.

And so for those of you who don't like me or like me, welcome back. Confused the funk out of me? Like like I don't like fights, right, I cringe it fights, But I'm gonna watch a fight. I don't like seeing all this, Like I'll be mad as hell when there's traffic because of an accident. Guess what I do stop and look at the same ship that just made me the funk mad because now I want to see it.

So it's the same. I think it's the same way with podcasts, like you know what I mean, like things that people do not like, like let me bring it to this cannot stand certain members of the Real Housewives of multiple franchises. Guess what I do still tune in knowing I don't like Candice, even though they're making me like her this this season. I still tune in even when there's people that I don't like. So it's like that,

you know what I mean? Oh well, I don't be Like it's enough to turn our Patreon for five dollars a month and we have edding and if you're on the YouTube, you get to see his cutie pipe face not the cutie pipe wow, because I just feel like, you look really cute right now at the little beer and you got your little like you got the little hoodie done, and we love that you know what you're actually looking like, only because like you took my pictures

at uh at my at my college graduation. You look like you're getting money now, like you got the little The way you even cut your hair is different. You don't even look like a full Mexican anymore. Like you look like you look like you look like you could be mixed to black. Now it's the haircut. You go to a black barbaradale edding. No, but he's a Domican know. Um wow, I you even getting money now at age? Go ahead? Getting older? You kind of like you don't

have that little kid face. She said, you aging like a white man. No, you like you look you look like a man. Now you're giving a little boy before just being real? How many people can see it in your face? Like you when you're feeling confident about the space, like people can read it on you. Um, let me tell you about the single white female ship? What is? What is single white female addicted to retail? What's going on?

I don't know what's going on. So a little birdie told me about someone that I used to date and someone knew that they're dating, and I hung around her at a few parties once or twice. Sounds like really, okay, I guess I could see that. So I see the bitch, why she got to be a bit already, why she can't just be a woman? I saw her. I saw the lovely lady out of party downtown in l A. First off, her nails were black and white, black and white toes, black and white nails, and she also had

um braids, which I've never seen her in before. And this is a white woman with braids as a black girl, single white female is the movie. And then saw someone just started copying her right stop looking at her and I said, okay, girl, when did you start doing that? And she was like, oh, I was just getting back into the black and white shoot again. Huh. So I literally said to her like I love your braids. Where do you get him down? And she goes shamelessly, you're

a brighter. I said, oh, She's like yeah, you tagged her. I was like, okay, it was weird. You got the braids, ye, you got the dales like me, And I was like ahi whatever. Thirty minutes later, um, I started talking to a dude and he's like, yo, I didn't know you host that podcast for a Decisions. I was like, yeah, I do. It was like oh ship, my homegirl got a sex podcast too. I was like, who he poised to her? Not from what I know? My drum cares he is. I couldn't believe this bitch got a sex

podcast because I thought she had a different job. Let's just say media marketing type ship. So I'm like, when did you get a sex podcast? She's like, oh, I recently just started like delving into it. It's just always been something I'm passionate about in her thirties, and now you're sucking the nigga that I used to fuck. You got a sex podcast, Braid Black of White Dails. Okay, how so now I'm mad because you really just doing

this in my what else? So whatever? We leave. It was bro When I tell you it was weird, it was fucking weird. So we leave and I see her at this party. I'll be going to shout out to Andre Power. I always go to the link up in l A and the bitches there, Mandy, I'm not even playing. I put on an outfit in my story the night before all dental right, like a Canadian suxedo. I'm not saying nobody can wear this, but I specifically wore it with like this lacy black broth posted in my story.

The girl was wearing the same offit, and I was like, what are the odds that this could happen? So now at this point, I'm like, this hole gonna steal the hair off my head for a DNA say, but thank god it's not mine. This ship was so fucking weird. So dude, one of my homegirls at the party was like, you know who this bitch is? I said who? She said, she's McDowell's, bro. This bitch is the big Man's mcdowas and bro. When I tell you, like, flattery is one thing,

but like that ship is fucking weird. Is fun. So now I'm kind of irritated that, and I'm like, but I'm not gonna say anything because it's not like I'm that cool with her. So we all end up in this v I P section and we started having shots or whatever, and someone asked me if they knew me from somewhere. I'm like, no, I don't work there, and she's like, don't she work for Kenyan Barriss. I'm mad cool with him, Yeah, Like I was working on a

TV show with him a while ago. Oh but it wasn't a sex podcast btch and walking a sex podcast? What were you working on and with what else is it home? I was so mad Mandy, I couldn't even hold it in. I said, what do you do girl? Do you work for his podcast division? Also? Do you also host the podcast for Horrible Decisions? And she looked me dead in the face. I can't stay in that ship. Like, here's the thing I think we need to distinguish, sincerely,

like that'sh is not cool. I know that that the nigga that she's sucking with, I know he peep peeping that ship because he's definitely talked to me about how people can get weird and two in your space. But like we have to really understand that, yes, you can be flattered by something, but like you can't carbon copy,

Like that ship is disgusting and it's embarrassing. And now everybody in the room feeling weird as fun and I'm feeling weird as fun and the whole is saying and talking with her nails, her black and white nails bro to where I had to change on the week after. I was so mad and it only came up to me today because the nigga that I'm texting was like, YO, have you ever met so and so she looks like you're twin what's not? And that's all I have to say. You guys had a lot to let go this episode,

you know, and I'm really proud of you guys. Oh my god, and shut can you imagine like you literally just go in in the bitch started looking like you what's Nick? Black and white toes? Yes, that's what I'm saying, nails toes the same braider. But she was just like, oh, was it ready? Then I'm starting a sex podcast? What the funk are you going through? Bits? Man? You never had a clone. I don't think I've paid that much attention to other people, Like, well, this was a very

hard one not to pay attention. I mean, I don't Yeah, I don't know, that's what I mean. I don't know. I don't like if someone cuts their hair and goes behind, like I don't think, oh they want to be me. That's just a haircut. That's just a haircut. It was just black and white nails. At one point, there's a

I'm sorry and niga No. It was so weird that, like I had asked a friend of mine who has a unique look, like you ever catch Nick was doing you a little like she with your hair and ship like that, and he was like yeah, and he was like there's a point in time where like when there's something unique about you. He's like, I'm not um frustrated about it as long as someone will tell me that they like it, whether it be a tattoo or like

a vibe, I'm on like something that I'm doing. She used to be a friend or not really a friend, but an associate, just someone. Did she ever compliment you, like maybe there was a girl that's really cute, I like what you're doing over there? Like no, no no, no,

I just saw her at place. Um I was like super uncomfortable and like I think the other thing that made it weird was like I wonder if she genuinely just met the dude that I used to fun or she met him through you in association, not like did you know that I used to suck him and now you started sucking him? Because I thought, like what the funk is that? It's fucking weird. But don't get me wrong, though, because niggas will do that ship too. They'll they will

love the girl that someone they admire. Talk that's that's weird. But like once it started to the other ship, I know he gotta be sitting here looking at them. Toldes like, bitch, you did not have to do with red when I met you, And it's fucking weird, and I think, like, there's the thing is like, at what point do I I made the joke about are you also my co host? But like, yeah, I don't know. I'm uncomfortable as fuck, and I just feel like, now I can't even give

details about the niggas. I mean, because she's gonna be like, let's see next the next one actor. Would I say, a few weeks ago, what what else does he do? No, this bitch, I'm telling you. It's like, you know, when in Broad City she was into the girl that looked like her as this kid, You're giving all these references and I do not know none of them. Coming to America mcdwell it was like, oh, like the McDonald's. I was like, who is McDowell. Yeah, she's a McDowell's. Oh okay, okay, okay,

so okay caught that one real late. Everybody said, look at the big man, that's what she is. No, it's just weird. I us when you like stop dating someone and then you know, we all kind of date someone that used to look like the first like that happens, but you did. Can I ask you too? Is that something that like when you're exit, when you break up with a girl, do you like go to look and see who they fun after you? I've never said I

don't do that. That's why I like and I know you're just you your party, so you see these people together, but like, I don't know who the hell these niggas fucked after me. Another another nigga hit me and my goddamn d MS Canadian book. He hit me and my ship checking in on me, followed the gum on Instagram back, Okay, that's cool, and let me know he got kids. All the niggas that I used to sun with before the pandemic, they're all sliding in my d ms letting me know

their new fathers. And I don't like kids, So I don't know why you are my dams. Congrats you're happy leave me? And then but even with like them having kids and everyone that I'm I don't give a funk. I don't look for I don't ever, I don't really have I don't never see where for me to find out stuff, dude, Like the niggas I've made it are pretty low key on social Like I probably wouldn't ever see a girl. But how did you know, like uma girl, not the the one who banned you? Oh, how did

you know what his new girl looked like? Her? Oh? See that's strange. Actually, Dave was right there. Oh shits, but that's the thing though, you met her and she was like, Hi, I'm such as such a girl. Oh he told me the truth? Okay, okay? Is it than that? How's it happen? I feel like niggas will tell you, like if you got a new girls. I mean, I've just always been in a space where, like with with people have dated to where they're open about a partner

or something like that. So maybe if there was a girl from the past they'll tell me about or something like that. I've kind of done the same thing, but I haven't really like stumbled on it. But also I'm not in an era where people are like constantly posted or in a in a world where niggas is constantly posting their relationship. I feel like that's a girl thing to do. So how would I find it? Let me

ask this woman? So there have been situations where I've gone to parties where I'm deejaying or taking video or something like that, and There'll be a girl that used to funk there. Right, do I have to tell my girl that that girl was there? Good question, because I feel like the only time I feel like I need to say that is if she talks. She approached me, like if she said hi to me, that's different. Now she approached me in a manner that I'm like, Okay, my girl would not like this now to me, to

me from personally. If she's just in the building and y'all have no interaction, absolutely not, even if she comes up and says, hey, you know she comes up and because the goddamn song. I would say yes, only because if your girls, friends or anybody that knows your girl is in the fucking room, that slight interaction can be

relaid back differently. A picture can be taken, and even if it just happened for a split second, like literally, I would say, just so that no one can come to her and tell you and tell her something that she doesn't already know. I would say literally, if there's any sort of engagement whatsoever to where it can look like something absolutely tell her. I I agree, I would not want to be in a room where someone's like around and talking and hanging with us and I didn't know.

I think that it's just only right and also like it saved the bullshit for later, especially if you feel like when your girl realizes that you're an open person, that's really where the trust comes from, you know. I think the more you share and the more you're open about things, the less some you have to hide, and the more somebody trusts you. You know what I'm saying, Like being a DJ ed in like that's a god ass fucking career, Nigga, It's not easy, Like you're always out.

Everybody's always going to be on your dick. She's been there sometimes where like I've gotten too much attention and I'm just like right there, okay, So so to me then that that's I think though conversation you have with your girl because she knows your job. So I think actually that's something for if a girl dates a celebrity, a DJ, someone who's a party promoter, someone who's social socially out there, I think you create a really really

really bad vibe about you. If when I'm out working the thing that provides and that you don't complain about when we on trips or when I pay the bills or when I take you out. You can't say here and be mad about the attention, you know what I mean. So I'm glad that you've had that conversation, because yeah, oh yeah, that was like one of the first conversation I had with my partner. I was like, I gotta make sure I settled this base and let things because

I've seen a lot of people get in trouble later. Yeah, because they never had that comb Oh yeah, I have to no outsider, nig If you listen to my pod, I'll make it sound like it happened last week. It didn't. Maybe it happened four years ago. Don't sit here and listen to this goddamn podcast and think I was just up in somebody boot hole because it wasn't recent. I did it for the podcast, Okay, I answer job. I would never have done it otherwise. This is something I

have to do. Bro. It's funny because like the guy I sucked a few weeks ago, and I think we talked about it with Liz Girl Goldwyn, where like I just had a one night little flame thing, and when we were done fucking, he was like, all, I like what you're gonna say about me on the podcast, but I know it's coming, and I was like, don't shotter yourself. Money.

Not everyone gets to mention like I couldn't even believe, like the nigga, the skater guy, he being brought up, He's gonna lood I know something like I'm excited about the ship, but like the skater nig got sucked when I needed a heating brad after he sucked me and I was sitting there with that ship plugged into a wall. I understand. I understand that he would think he would be talking about because you're going to this is concerning. I'm letting you know now. Once I saw his dick,

I said, little this, this is it. This is three episode, but yeah, it's I don't know, it's weird. Anyway, speaking of dicks, I saw some ship on Hollywood Unlock that was sucking hilarious. So first I'm we'll read the article and then we'll play you the audio. I know y'all saw this. But there was a man that claims he was rejected from a job because his dick was too big. He had a nine and a half inch dick, and he was allegedly rejected from a job because they thought

he had an erection during his interview. It was a British television network that featured the man Joe on their show and called it my massive cock. And while some people in the series say they don't mind large appendages, others are seeking reduction surgeries, and he who chose to withhold his name Um, says that his dick has gotten in the way of a lot of normal things in life and a drill to his career. The scaling is off. It's thicker than my forearm. It's seven inches around now, goddamn,

i'mousa say it is. When I saw nine and a half inches, I was like, that doesn't really sound that we just found out seven inches around. It's crazy. Also, there's a photo this bulge. He could have wore some bag your jeans in me. If you wore jeans, I don't think it looks like if you something. If you wore pants, that would probably show sweatpants. Absolutely, he requires special underwear to record, with a bigger pouch to record um to let everything fit and yeah, basically said you're

not going to get your job. We thought you were a great candidate, but there was a lot of inappropriate behavior happening, and that was verbatim. Up, yeah, I think that's what. I think. They're able to fit and very tight. The response I thought was you're not going to get a job. We thought we were a good candidate, but we thought that was anna perfect behind get happening. Saw that in direction this whole interview, the sad music. Me and my particular it's just like me and my massive cock.

It's like really sick, you know, Okay, anybody it's just too big. It's too large, my hans. That's okay. If a girl got her curves and she's wearing something that's Miley tight, but you got curbs, curses curves like the teacher, I mean, yeah, you right. You well know there have been been like there have been petitions by parents for curby teachers to be like, okay, to tell you what this is. This is if I was ugly, I'd probably a sign that muck. You ain't if you don't let

me see this what. Let's just say you got a badass bitch, and you know your man is kind of coming home, like you don't look like miss Stephanie that get their home and it's not gonna go home. But also like the daddy might not even show the nigg is gonna be showing up for ship? May I going to meet the teacher if I only want to be the teacher? She looked like that, But other wise nikason't be showing up for eight kids? When did you want to go to the PTA? Means I always loved it.

I'm always interesting. Okay, So I want to get into the hord derve because I got a text message from a girl sucked a long time ago. To be honest, I didn't even never say shout out to you. Um. I did never never say it because it was just something that like maybe I deleted it because the scissors. That's how long ago this was. But scissors was crazy. Um. Also one of her friend's watched sorry but I do. I mean, I love you, man, I'd be deleting. You know, if if I'm dating someone, I try to set a

limit to where I won't change my life. But if it's like really fucking with you, fucking people is done. So this girl wrote me a long as text about all the things that I did that she loved when I ate her pussy. And one of the things that stuck out to me that I do love is she's like, you would kiss me so long. I remember having to beg you to lick me. And I think that men are so focused sometimes on what to do when they're actually inside of the pussy, what to do with their

hands and their mouth. And I would say, really, treat eating pussy like you're making out. It's like you don't just when you're kissing, hopefully you don't. You kind of take your time, like treat the vagina, the lips, the vulva, just like that I kissed in her thighs. It's a very sensitive area. Kissing the lips slow, like it takes me a long time to put the tongue in the pussy.

Even if I do, it's just like grazingly. I almost like part them with my mouth like with my tongue, but I go super slow, and once I'm in it, then I'm in it. But I've found that it gets me wetter and it gets women wetter. You know, I only got into like clip sucking like a few years back. Flying I don't know it was requested, which is appreciative, but you just didn't know. No, I didn't not do clip sucking at all. I thought that would be uncomfortable

if you suck it. I don't want another Google. Were you with them trying to Wolf? We're not talking about maybe like man one wolf at name in the comments. Maybe did they be like, oh, he in the room, we're here, come on to YouTube real quick, because they hi to the people. You're not gonna come on, come on, You're not gonna come over your music candy for that? Come on we Wolf? Can you text to Mike? There

we go. Let me not objectify you work. We should all go around and give either our best eating pussy tip or one that has been told to us. Suck the definitely not too hard. I don't like to Yeah, do you know do some thoughts do something right when

you're especially grabbing the thigh. I love when somebody called ask like in their hands and they're like, I mean, I'm very visual and I've been using a lot of toys, so I would say, um, if you're a woman like myself who enjoys penetration, even if like you bring out a dildo and have him use the dildo instead of his fingers and eat you at the same time, like

it's again my fantasy of having two partners. If I'm getting funck the household on my pussy eight so like to be getting penetrated with the dildo, to be okay with using a vibrator. But for some reason, I feel like dildo throws men off. Would you eat Raise of hands in the room. No one knows who's in this room, Raise your hands if you would eat a pussy with a dildo in it. I love this, all right, I love You're the only freak buddy. I love this, But you know what, to me, a vibrator is for my clip.

I don't want to vibrator on my plus. But that's what I'm saying. I think, for some reason, holding a dick to a man like because in their heads there's so many, there's so many dildos. You know what, if you're an insecure man listening to this pot and oh, yes, I'm calling you out, Yes you right there, who wouldn't come out on camera if you're insecure? That's the thing about a dildo, right, It doesn't have to look like a dick. And what's crazy is there's some now that

are literally just cylindrical or because Nigga's a childish. I have seen dildos that are like that look like an eggplant. They're like the emojis. There's bananas. There's things that are just like they look like food, or they look like a hot dog. That's some New York. Should I hold a little motherfucking you're crazy? Then I'm gonna put an egg wind though, like nig here with the Hennessey bottom and the Spider Man and oh yeah, I know that Nigga ain't doing it. That's the most New York have

you seen him? No, he's a he's a crip Spiderman. So the side bottoman sewars red. I'm confused, and he is too. Is this whole soup blue? Because Spider Man be banging? Was he a good guest? Would he be a good guess? Yeah? It was good? Yeah, wait, but he probably don't even use a though. I don't want anything on the pod to talk about already in a pussy,

you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna ask if he changed the colors on his s I'd I really be missing it, Like I'm really like happy to be there and like I really enjoyed my time and I'm right down the middle. So it's best of both worlds, but right to them. Last few days in l A, I'm missing niggas talking to me crazy. I'm sorry. I'm not saying being objective out it is for everybody, but I do like it. I was in Brooklyn yesterday and man, I got on the train and I just NASA called

me an angel? Who's doing that in that way? Nobody they're not an angel? Is good? Right? He's like, you fucking angel? Myma. I was like, yeah, gracious, um, does anyone else have a proceeding tip? But the second I'll just say I know I am already said clip second, but I'll just say, guys, a a toy is your partner. Thank you, not your competitor. Thank you, Edding. I appreciate that. Good for you. Thank you over there. Oh yeah, I'm not the only one that he's pussy back here. What's

going on is passing out? You know, you don't. Just don't have to breathe when you're down there, Just stop at yourself in all right, does anyone here you have siblings? And you do? Okay, I don't here for the horrible decision. Today is our home mail. Let's get into some brothers sister loving. No, we are not doing on the podcast. It's not incess, but because a step brother, step sister. Oh no him Indian Wheezy love the pod and the

empowerment you both exude and bring to other people. I know you both were saying that you don't want to give three some advice anymore, but this is a little different. Oh God. Last weekend I went to hang out with a guy that I've been talking to for a while on Tinder. For reference, I'm twenty seven and the guy was talking to was fifty two. The day I was supposed to go over his house to meet for drinks, he had sent me a text that said his sister

was in town, and he sent me a photo of her. Initially, I did think it was kind of weird and random that he would sent me a picture, but I replied saying she was pretty, and I asked what they were up to. He responded and told me that she thought I was pretty too, Please he was planning ship. Please keep in mind that I am pretty far on the straight side of the spectrum, not even doing more than a peck with another woman on the lips. After a little bit more talking he asked if I would be

okay if his sister hung out with us too. Of course, I don't want to be rude, so I said, yeah, that's fine, even though I was somewhat uncomfortable meeting his sister the first night that I'm meeting him, because again, they were meeting on Tinder. So I drive to his house, meet him and his sister, and we proceed to take shots, do some lines, eat some shrews troops. After a little bit, the sister and the guy I'm talking to inform me

that they aren't blood related, but she was adopted. She's the same age as me, and after hearing this info, they both get into the pool naked and invite me to join me. Already being fucked up, I said, fuck it, got naked, got in the pool. After a while in the pool, they both started touching on me, kissing on my body. I let it go a little further before stopping because overthinking. I kept over thinking about the fact

that they were brother and sister. They invited me back over, but I'm not sure if it's too weird having my first threesome and my first girl and girl experience with her brother and sister. Please give me inside on what you think, s os So, I think I think two things. One one being one babe, this is absolutely um weird um. Here's why they are not blood related, and so because of the adoption, I actually don't think they're brother like I would be fine with not identifying them as brother

and sister. However, be of the age difference, not even step, but it's also it's adoption. However, because of the age difference, how I would look at it that he's a sick buck who groomed and manipulated this young girl to being that thinking because he's him being fifty two, the sister that was adopted being twenty seven. Who knows when this relationship started, but to me, it's very to me, it's it's it's it reads more like this is a sick buck.

Like outside of the age difference, this being his sister that was adopted, I would just be curious when this began, and I would look at him weird like this relationship and because he's so much older, to me, it sounds more like grooming, like he stepped in and did ship that he shouldn't have been doing. As a quote unquote brother, I would be completely turned off with him, not with their situation, but just looking into not his nigga, a freak buck. So I brought up Allen because when I

was reading it, I thought about Woody Allen. So if no one's familiar, there's a documentary I think it's it's called Pharaoh something, but basically Farre netflix Oh Mia Farrel is a woman that dated. They might have more of them Alan Alan versus Farrell, Thank you. That was a court case. So Mia Farrow was as an actress, so it was what he Alen has made some of the

best movies ever, but he's a sick fuck. So Mia Farrow adopted all these kids, one of them being what's her name, Jenny suey m I thing in a rush hour. But anyway, he grew up with this girl and was her stepfather so to speak. She did exist before with Mia Faraoh. So long story short, he is now married to her today. Um right, Uh, I'm not gonna get

into detail about the documentary. It was sick, but to me, I'd just don't see how you get to marriage of your wife's adopted child without have grooming that relationship the whole time. Me and Pharoh and the documentary talks about how she found pictures of Sunni like um Polaroid's naked, asked her who took them and it was him, of course, and like some wild ship. But I just can't understand growing up together in that way. Here's the other thing.

He's fifty two, she's twenty seven. There's probably a chance they never grew up in the same house. And to me, that's still sick because your family members took in this child. Yeah, there's so much fussy everywhere. Yeah, but here's the other thing too. I think the situations like this happened because being bad feels really good, like to both people, right, whether it be you fucking a coworker, you fucking um, I don't know, one of your one of your man's friends. Like,

being bad feels really good when it's consensual. However, when there's grooming taking place where someone is significantly younger and looks up to this person as uh father figure, to me, it more so creates the dynamic of like what Harvey Weinstein did, Like, you're a person to power, you're a

person of influence. You're also someone at one point could punish me, could stop me from doing things I had to ask permission for and so to me, that takes away from both people being bad in this instance only because she was young when they met. Yeah, I'm not saying it's hot or anything like that, but I think this is where all that ship like it's under that umbrella. Like there's so many things that are taboo, and this is one of those that just unfortunately cross the lines.

So she was like, thirty seven, would that make a difference, he's fifty two. To me, there will still be grooming that No, because in there four years apart. Yeah, I think that they're just young. Two young girls makes it weird. Um, So that's a hard note for me. And also, you want to have a threesome girl there, trust me, day own there and I know you know they're tender and you could probably get somebody hot or any way. So here's another one. Hi, Mandy and Wheezy. My name is

and I'm from d c Oh. I'm sorry, don't don't say please skip that part. I don't understand, which why are you telling us there at the end? I love you all both so much. My whole male is long, so I'll keep it to the point. Please don't judge me, which this is not to the point. A quick backstory to help you understand how I got to where I am now thirty two, married with a one year old son. Married for three years, and we've dated eight years prior

to marriage. When we met we were twenty one. Our sex life has always been lacking, but I still married him. Over the years, I've always expressed him my desire for better sex. I will admit that he tries, but it's never what I need. At this point, I have sex with him solely for his pleasure. Now skip to the good part. November solo vacation in Hawaii. I meet a man while strolling on the beach at night. It's just something like something I would do. This one six to

slim and light skin. He approached me and we shared small talk. He mentioned the ring on my finger and I told him I was married without hesitation. He told me his age, He's forty two. I'm thirty two. We talked a bit, smoked a joint on the beach, nothing serious, had a few nights on v K and he offered to send me a list of places I should check

out before leaving. We exchange numbers, and that night he sent the list after returning back home, I got a call from him, and over the next week or two, we spent hours and hours on the phone, everything talking about, including sex, fantasy's kinks, how I like to be fucked, how do I get my pussy? And I told him how drying my sex life was, and he assured me he could fulfill all of my desires with these. A month later, he flew out to see me, stayed a

whole week. We had you four excepts the best sex I've ever had in my life. He made me orgasm multiple times and it was the first time I've ever agasm, mind you, she said she even with our man eight years and we even did anal. It was also my first time doing anal, and oh my god, he loved I loved it every minute, every second. I loved it all. He took his time, he was gentle, he talked to me, he knew him to go hard, he was perfect, and I felt like he knew my body inside out. After

the sex, I felt glued to him. I didn't want him to leave. I was ready to throw everything away and tell my baby he got a new step daddy. Just kidding but not really. Skipped to ten months later. He's come back to visit me two more times, a total of three times this year, and he stays no less than one week. And the last time he came to visit in July, my husband was out of town in a work trip, so he stayed with me at our home. I'm crazy, I know. We have literally become

the best of friends. We talked some pictures, sexy and normal ones, and next month I'm going to Hawaii to see him. This will mark one year since we first met. I like him a lot. I've even on to my loving because I really do. He said it back, not saying I'm in love, but I do definitely love him. He's met my son. I told you. Thank God, my son doesn't talk in full of sentences yet, so I don't have to worry about telling us yet. I could use some I dont wuldn't even read this guy, Damn

all Mail. That's what I think of you. You keep going as someone who's been cheated on a lot like that's the reality. Should I continue seeing Mr Hawaii? At this point, we're two friends who happen to have amazing sex. Friends. I have no intention of leaving my husband now or anytime. Saying we coparent very well and I like having him around to split responsibilities. You're the only issue, which is a big one, is to spark our sex life, intimacy,

the connection. What do you ladies think? Any advice? I please don't say marriage counseling. I'd love to hear. Well. I don't know if Mandy has ever been cheated on like I have, but I will tell you this reading that was so fucked up. And you sound like Maggie, Maggie, Emma, oh lady, there we go. Do you remember who Maggie is? Maggie, No, that's a different bit. Maggie is the old white married bitch,

look at you, I hate you. Her name is Maggie and she lives in Australia and she was dating whole Bay. What she thought was dating. She would say, I love you buying him a bunch of ships. Maybe you're not buying him ship but just over the top. And I remember seeing a text message she said old Bay is talking about how she was going to bring her husband's go pro when they went to BALI like, she's a fucking asshole and has the nerve to call me ratchet.

Will never forget that honey bay boo no um. But I bring her up because I'm assuming you listen to horrible decisions and you've heard how badly I've talked about someone who's married in doing this, and like, I don't even know she would be as bad to bring the

whole bay around her children. But I think that for you to even say you like splitting responsibilities with your husband is so selfish and sucked up, And like, I'm not gonna ride your ass too crazy about this because I feel like sometimes I get a little too mean. But that was probably one of the worst emails we've ever been sent. Like, yeah, I wasn't gonna read when when I got down to the bottom and she said

should I continue seeing Mr Hawaiian? It's like, girl, way, I think you need to leave your husband because I think you're wasting this time. Because here's the thing. You asked us if you could continue seeing him. You love your husband, you're not ready to leave him, but because nerves, Yeah, I'm not ready to leave him. Well, why don't you tell him what you're doing and see what he wants

to do? Maybe, I mean we we, I mean we talk about this to me the same and I'm not going to bring it all away there, But I believe in giving people a choice. You're not even giving your husband a choice whether this is something he would be open to, and so if this is something where you're pretty much probably gonna keep. First off, this is a year long relationship now, not a friendship, a relationship. But

to me, you're not gonna stop sking. To me, you've also violated by bringing him around your child and into your home. That is nuts. So to me, you're a piece of ship. I'm curious, and I hope he finds out. I hope he finds out on like the ring camera, like the coach got caught. I hope your husband hired a detective. I got all that ship that you've been the other woman before, Mandy. But I ain't doing this. Oh, Nigga has never brought me to his home. I'm not

doing that. I'm not laying up and sucking you in the bed that you and your wife sucking. I'm not walking into a home seeing I feel like you have you bet their wife. I feel like you've talked about that. I met the wife. Yeah, where does this mean? We were out in the open and it was raining at the football game, and my nigga didn't want me to

be in the rain. So you say, you gotta come up to the suite chill with my niggas and be with my niggas and everyone the site, I mean, and the wife was there, yes, uh hugged me up with another sweet. That's a dog asking you got a bunch of Yeah. He said he's gonna be in a sweet with my friends, and just I was with his friends. I don't know you're still there though I was there, but I wasn't in their private home like they like. None of them niggas stayed there for a week. That's crazy.

But also but also I don't even like kids, so niggas don't have to bring their kids around me. I don't even be knowing how many they have. I don't ask. That's not that's not what my relationship normally is with anyone married or in a relationship like, I don't get involved with family matters. I don't ask about their kid's birthday. I don't be knowing the sex. My home girl was like, girl, you saw it was such a such a kid's birthday, And I said, really, Oh, I didn't even know he

had kids. Let's reality. You need to snap back into reality. So let's make the reality happen for you, baby, he listened. Who are you live in d C? Hawaii? By the way, have you been yet? No, that's far as That ship is six hours from l A. Okay, that's ship far as hell. And I only went to Hawaii on that Valantine's Day because I was in a fight with the whole day and I was like, fucking, I'm already on

the West coast that ship far as fun. And I know you know this because you're probably waiting on your NIGD come get you. But what is the reality of you even having a stable relationship for your child and that that child's father if you're just gonna up and move to Hawaii? Because if I live in Hawaii, why the funk would I move to d C. So I'm sure it's nice for him to just go and fuck you whenever he feels like getting away and being back

in the mainland. I mean, that's probably he's staying in d C for the week long that he is, because bitch took him eleven hours to get to you, Like, that's also why he's even staying that like time, No, it's easier to take somebody in London or Paris for you, Like, that's how far Hawaii is, so Hawaii whatever. But all I'm saying is like, he probably isn't gonna leave Hawaii, So what are you gonna you uproot your whole fucking life to be around the nigga You've been around for

what four times in total? Now? And they're also romanticizing this relationship to the core. I also know we're dragging you, So I'm gonna play devil's advocate real quick. I one hundred percent fully support this relationship. If he looks like Jason Momoa just saying, just saying, because I'm shallow, and if that nigga looks like him, I understand's advocating. I want to see what he looks like. We are dragging you, but you know, I don't know if you're patron, I

still want you to listen. I want I want you to send us when he looks like because that would also help me for this. Actually, let me write her back. Is it not just okay? So that relationship she has her husband? Yeah, it's right, Wait for sure, hold on, she has an update? Oh, what's the up? Day is it any good she got caught. If she didn't get caught, I want to hear how she just sucked him again. That's what I'm saying. No, I kind of want to

hear her. She's already in deep into it. Might as well just keep on Over the following weeks, We've spent so many hours on the phone hold on. My husband never asked me these questions. Most answers he has to squeeze out of me. I feel so deprised in my orgasms. I want nothing less not to mention this nigga put his dick in my ass. I know him a piece of ship. I think about it every day. I think about what I've done. I don't want to cheat on my husband, and I do need bomb sex. I don't

think my husband are on the same level sexually. I mean, what could I do? Would you see him again just for sex? Please? Bro? That ain't a She still want to know. Can I still see this nigga from Hawaii? Damn bit ruggling girl? She because she know I was browsing your podcast on Spotify two weeks ago, and I am in love? So how are you gonna say you're in love? But it's just the same. You're not doing a good case, bro, You're not building a good case

like you're you need to. You must be a Pisces too, because I romanticize everything. If I need someone for five minutes, I think about what our kids is gonna look like. Does anyone I don't know if anyone else does this. It has to be a Pisces thing, like it has to, like you were really romanticizing this ship. You can't separate the dick at all. You're not doing it. You started with I'm in love in all caps and your new message. And also like the desperation, that's no shade saying desperate,

I'd be desperate. Predict to around figuring out what to do means he's probably consuming your mind at this point. I don't even know how you can continue being a good mom if your focus is so far on the dick that you got this nigga in the house that it's only because their kids can't form synces. It's just very shameless and like I'm just say, I think when the morality gets to us, like here's the thing, I'm sure I've done things I have I'm not proud of, and I look back and I'm like, why did I

suck that nigga? But the thing is like, we're adults now, and we have to recognize when we do something wrong, you know what I'm saying, whether it be something small like drinking too much or even near the day I drive only in l A right, I knew had a few too many drinks and I was like, I'm only eight minutes away from home, and I was like, Niga, I let me just leave the car, like you at some point gotta just leave the deck or leave your husband.

But I really think leaving your husband is the appropriate thing to do, because all you're gonna do is remember and fantasize about this naked and it's just not gonna let you go. And this man has given you how many years? And if this kid came inform sentences, imagine if you're trying to be for that kid long term and term, Oh yeah, that can't gonna be saying two plus two Jello, that's gonna be your child. We're gonna call you Jello moment. But keep telling us what's going on.

What would have been the healthier alternative there is to just break up with your partner. That's like, but before but before he started coming and you started this long withstanding relationship, there should have been a community. There should have been a conversation that you weren't sexually pleased, what

are our options? Because maybe it would have been if he's busy or just not that much into sex, he possibly would have said, you know, maybe I have to meet him, or you know what, maybe we'll do the sex club, maybe we'll swing. There's so many alternatives now they again, you took the choice away from it. A lot of communities there are there. There's a lot of healthy ways to get your rocks off without cheating. And if you've listened to this podcast, we thought we've given

you enough options. Bitch, you didn't have some motherfucking cheat on the nigga, We say that should be the last resort. Damn, I just looked her up on LinkedIn. I don't want to see what she looked like. She looks like a really nice person. That's what makes it worse. Oh, she does look like a nice person. I wish she'd looked a little more hoish um anyway, all right next to man. So I think this is super basic and I won't be asking the men in the room for proceeding steps.

But I feel like y'all can do this one. Okay, I love this uh subject. I'm not in the streets, but I am on the sidewalk. I fucking love this podcast. It's you broadening, hilarious, empowering him for an of even though y'all be out of pocket. I'm grateful to have shown what's possible. Been grateful. Sorry, I'm grateful to have been shown what's possible for romantic, sexual and platonic relationships.

I'm over seven months out of a beautiful relationship, just moved to a new city, so I'm ready to be on the sidewalk. Not the streets because I'm sell a bit, but the sidewalk because I will do want to date and potentially explore my sexuality with women and make out a lot. I definitely could use some flirting tips and

how to approach someone respectfully but still in a flirty way. Also, if you're all moving to a new city, other than dating apps in school and work, how do you meet and and go about meeting and finding the type of person you want a date. I would love to see some tips on how to keep a popping social life. I look forward to hearing your input, so I got

a quick tip on where to meet people. Um. A few weeks ago, I talked about an actor that I met that I kept seeing in parties in different premiers, and I met him at the Flea Market and one one of the things he said to me when we were leaving each other was I love that I got to meet you in this space, like you're just going

about your Sunday. And he was like, because that's really what it is, like, you know, I went to the Vegan market yesterday, like it was cool to meet somebody there, Like I love being able to meet you in your element because I know I've seen you other places. I

got to meet you in your element. And one of the last conversations that how it Obey actually months ago was something where I made a joke about being on Riya and how I hated the dating app, and he's like, you're probably going to meet someone when you're at the gym, we're out shopping, Like just being yourself is where you're gonna meet them. And I really do think that's true.

I'm not opposed to bars by the way or anything or whatever, but I do think like I myself has put a lot of pressure on every time I go out and like where Yeah you know, I get that. Yeah, you definitely told my friends that all the time. They always get afraid of, like going to bars or clubs to meet people. For me, that's probably has been a thing, but for other people, I feel like it's been like a go to the library, go to a community because remember that MTV show SI, what would you? Where do

you say meeting people? I mean, I've met my whole ex on Zoom, So I don't know where in your life. I mean in COVID world, I don't think like the normal person meets the person on Zoom. That was definitely a COVID love story. Um, but it's weird even black Jesus. I met um at a party, I mean, and I guess that was my element even though I didn't even know I was gonna go. Um. I don't know, because I've still met a lot of niggas still, like on Instagram.

That's still the dating app of my choice. Instagram is where a lot of like my excess have come from. Um, I've met niggas through fucking with their teammates. I'm the I'm the awful way to meet somebody, wait, where are the women that the last woman you've dated? Tell us that friends? Friends to me is very common too. Yes, where do you meet her? The last person you're dated? You at a bar? What about you Instagram? Instagram? Yeah? I mean to me, friends is common. Um, what's your

Instagram looked like? Let me, hey, send your Instagram through after you watch this episode, and how gonna help you get your This is her pick. Oh my God, and flirting tips for women, So I would say not being abrasive with women for me, I went up right to them black Jesus for women. She's asked about women. Oh, she wants to know about women who know I'm abrasive with them too. I send them a drink and like, let them know I'm interested. Like to me, like to

be that I actually want a more abrasive woman. I don't want you to flirt like we friends, because now I'm not catching a talk. She talks about how she just wants to make out and kick it. But my point with women, I don't know if you even like women enough for me to advance. So to me, if you're specifically looking for women, make it be known that

you're really interested in women. Don't come up to me with friendly conversation, Like when you shy away in letting me know specifically that you're into women, I can't catch the vibe at all. And so to me, where maybe some people call it abrasive, I let women know out the gate that I'm interested in a woman, And that's been my hardest part about dating women altogether. Like I feel Tee is by women a lot, and so to me, in terms of approaching a woman, I'm gonna let you

know I'm interested in that way. So I think for her, because she's not somebody that she's exploring women, you've got to kind of go like and also like, here's two two different perspectives, right, Mandy approaches them in that way and enjoys women her approaching that way. For me, that doesn't work for me. I really do not like when girls be too headstrong with me because that's and this is again my preference. I don't really like aggressive women period.

I like really mask niggas, and I'm like, really fem fems. So when and you're fem to me, like you don't, I don't think you're like some butch bitch or anything like that. But I have the same energy as you. Right, Like I'm a dominant person, but I do like when girls are a little more girly with me. I think that there's just like you would flirt with a guy, flirt the same way, whether it be twirling your hair or saying something they're wearing is cue like, be light,

be dainty. If that's the way you're gonna go about it. And whichever one of those two perspectives feel like the one you can lean in with the most, then use one of those, because it's really hard to not be yourself when floating. Like I've definitely lost out on men because I'm a little too goofy. But just those are

the niggas that ain't for me. You know what I'm saying when I flirt with niggas is definitely me something saying, saying something funny or just I don't even went up dudes and tell me like, I really don't know how to flirt, but I'm I just want to keep this going, so you go next, And maybe he went it too. No, I'm really big with compliments and flattery, like like like I said, like with Black Jesus walked right up to him and I was like, why are you you too

fine to be here? Like what are you? What are you actually doing here? Please? And like with women, all let them know as well, like I think you were absolutely gorgeous. I did. I did that with the um with the girl that ended up I ended up unicorning within the couple. She was the person who I approached in that setting. I was like, I just think you're beautiful, and I just haven't seen him because i'm you know, back, you know, i'd be talking to other people, so I

talked to other people. So I've just been I'm not in a place now where I want to play that role and be a unicorn for a couple, So I've just been in my own little world, focus on work and friends. Okay, Well, if you guys enjoyed this episode and you really want some more, I go to our patreon Patreon dot com back slash Horrible Decisions. Every month we do a town hall on there for our fifteen dollar patrons. We also got a discord we sent merch on there, and for five dollars you can just listen

to our audio. Um. I was going to say, if you enjoy our Solar episodes and you've missed us just being in the room alone. Patreon is definitely where you can get that kink if you're into it. Ed would you like to have them come in your way as will since they got to look at you? Always taken? He's taken, but you can still hit me up like in a good way, Babe. I'm sorry. I think you had wherever you wanted to see me. Come on. Thank you, Edie,

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