Ep 295: Workplace Romance (ft. 25 & Over Club)

and you better not say everything. No, of course, my um oh podcast is about life after twenty five fit different. So we talked about relationships, UM, mental health people, UM because I use a bitch nowadays, UM dating there's been a damp and then we talk it's it's no longer, and then we just I'm not gonna say everything, but we just talked about life in different the twenty five, like healthcare for real night and dogs ain't paying enough. You know, I get a good paycheck, but I got

bad spend. It happened. So what's y'alls dynamic? How do you know each other? We've been friends for over ten years. Really met in the fast food industry as little little scoundrels in that what was this? What fast food place? McDonald's. I'm not sure you get paid at that time when I started, I started, Wow, I'm so happy to get

fifteen back. I'm sorry we met because one day she was I was at the conversation, she was in the kitchen, and then I was I'm in love with Beyonce just on those carter So I was like, remember those ones I do? She was like, well there. So we looked up all right, and it was magic from me here. That's my best friend and he's favorite song. Hey, that's that's scaraoke here. So tell us your age and your sexual orientation. Oh, I am thirty four years old and

my sexual orientation is heterosexual. Okay, bor right, I've just turned the big thirty, and um, I'm trying sexual. I'm gonna try everything. Okay, Well, now I'm just honestly gay. Have you tried pussy? I did a long time, but I don't really remember it. But I did tell her recently like I wanted to try it again, and she gave me some tips. So I don't want to try. I just want you pussy again. Pussy, I know, right, actually agree agree eating a puss the same things. Oh,

I mean, they're right there, bro. You don't need skill to eat asks. You need skill to eat pu But also when you ship, you still gotta like your pussy in your ask. They right there, neighbors, you're pissed and your ship regardless, you got a white bow to me, you gonna eat as well. If you eat s, you may as well go ahead and eat pussy too. Okay, So I told him he has to know how to gyrate his like finger and tongue at the same time. Again, yes to know, Yes to know, because not every girl

likes to be fingered. Like there's a lot of fingers out for him. But don't still now, don't listen all your mouth you do have like that's how she said. I don't know, you're not a gold star game, but I want to know. Do y'all have the same type in man? We're like, get up a gun on the table. Oh god, how do we here talking about that? That make it feel more like I was just I mean, not necessarily a gang banger, but just like a guy that I don't know something of. We live in New York.

What are y'all talking about? It. What's it? What is it in Jersey? Isn't the illegal part of fun? Exactly? No, you look over to the dresser on the side table, you just see it like our niggas between I'm sorry, um, I just said I would love to voice the first forty eight and nigcause we guns is how she was just a casualty in the wrong place at the wrong time. That's what I wasn't at the wrong I mean what

you know something about it makes me feel safe. When they have to like take this shirt off and they put out the weed, they put the gun out. That's exactly what you take their clothes on. I don't like this. So you'll dig jump and you're pussy throng for a gun. Y'all have the same time. Now, I'm assuming he's who I have never had sex, but curious, if you have, like a celebrity crush, you have the same site, would

you be willing to have a threesome to fuck? No, I wanted to think it to myself, really just about to join. So Vinnie swears we're going to have a three some one day, and I really don't think we will, not like we want to funk together each other like sometimes when we're pouting about needs to be flirting with us and it's weird. But also, what if we both really wanted bad, you could always just run a train and take turns. That's kind of how our three something

we keep doing. That's not a threesome. That's you fuck him and then you leave and then Vinnie comes up. It's the closest we can I would do that, Okay, I'm not done with friends in the past. Before I was like, I was having the word and hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I understand. Out of the Office is like the episode of Today, And because you are such a workplace, hop, we're gonna have to skip back. Yeah, we're gonna have to come back there.

We're gonna We're gonna come back. What the fund are you talking about? What this now? We're gonna come back to it. We're gonna he said in there, what's your fuckings? And Thecdonalds. Yeah, the goddamn you avoided from the drip to say yes because there was one nig he will dropping his boyfriend off, and when you dropped his boyfriend off on the overnight shift, I will leave with his boyfriend.

So the ups pick up drop one and we used to have a manager that made the schedule, so we always made he got his turn with the guy, so we made sure the other guy worked in the day, Billy worked that night. And because this is my friend, you can get Yeah, I mean no, I don't do that. That's grown up. That's what you do. That's what it's not. Do you ever find out no, I mean listen to this, right did he? I mean he probably did because he does watch all a podcast and I'd be like when

I was in but it happened. You what they do to me? Okay, it's nothing. Let me jump into his vanilla ship. Because Jesus Christ, there is a man um and hadn't actually found this. It says there's a man who says his eighteen point nine inch penis is a disability that forces him to live off of food banks. No way, literally, it has stopped him from working. His dick is so big that he's claimed the man's size. I mean, the size of his manhood is genuinely a

real disability. Um, He's fifty four years old and South Delo, Mexico. He's turned down a size reduction. So wait, is it dick the same height as him. I'm just saying, wait, okay, half his size. I'm trying to visualize no foot long, you know, right, and we just went to a foot and you just said that a man was two feet close. I'm feeling okay. He made headlines in two thousand fifteen after there was a video of him weighing his dick

to prove its authenticity. Is half a meter penis swashed smashed the world record with an American actors dick who was Jonah Falcon, whose dick was nine and a half inches flacid thirteen and a half when erect. So he said, I'm famous because I have the biggest dick in the world. And that's basically why he doesn't want to get a reduction. I've seen him before, this guy, the different we're talked about seen I always thought it was fake. I always thought that I'm happy with my penis. I know nobody

has the size I have. I would love to be in the Guinness World Book a record, but they don't recognize this kind of record. But despite it, tried um. We have advised him the best thing for you is to have a normal shape penis so it doesn't hurt you in order to have children, in order to have sexual relationships. But he doesn't accept it. He's the bottom. He Notino culture. Whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. This is a quote a shame. Okay, you see he

also he's saying he's saying okay. So they say it's something that makes the difference. So obviously he feels special. Um doctors have been able to offer insight. They said he's been stretching his penis with weights. That's what they believe. He was obsessed with his penis life again, his enlargement as a teenager, wrapping bands, weights, trying to stretch it. So in the X ray when you look at his penis, basically it's skin right. So it's causing a number of

health problems. You'inary tract impression because he has four skin that's so fucking long. Sometimes he has to wrap his dick and bandages. He's also unable to sleep chest down. He has to put his dick on its own pillow or it's a bro It's two years later. He he can never penetrate anybody because his dick is too He also can't fit condoms. He said he did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out and the other had to stop because it was too painful. So, yes,

he does have a disability. He can't wear a uniform like anybody at companies, he can't get on his knees, he can't run fast, and so his dick's too baby basis. But he doesn't want to handicap sicker. What is he like? Why why is he disability? An adult company offered to pay him to having a reduction, but his goal is to meet the right person that can take his dick and launch him as a porn star. He says he wants to go back to the USA and live his

life over there. And I need a fiance, bitch. If he was cuter, i'd do it um and you could take an eighteen his dick. This no, I just want to take the head because you're not feeling you know much blended Pobby takes for him. He says, they're also more liberally states, so he feels like he could live a better life there. So like, here's the tripping part

about it to me, all of it. When he got to the disability clinic and he had to put his dick down just like two big I think you're to be Yeah, yeah, I would have taken the reduction fall with this accident, but at least you can make it. It's not problematic for me it is. Um. So, speaking of big dicks, I think we should make that your hord derve this week. We want you all to give us a tip on taking big dicks or not taking them. Also, do you have a dick from me? Averagise, I'm now reverse.

I prot one of myself to adverse, promoted, used to believed the bottom, but I am myself Billy the verse, not Billy the bottom. Because as you get older, you know, I'm tired of prepping the booty hole the time, like I mean my booy holes queening, but I'm tired of squirting what up there? Jumping up and down and know it's a lot of words. It's a job. Being that you have a medium dick. Do you find it easier to like that same medium? You you them easier because

you're like, it's not yeah, it was more fun medium large? Melle, don't giving mel Do you have a tip for taking a big day? Um ship, Um, I only have a tip. I just do it like a pro, that's right. I just like you know, breathing breath. Say Lord, please be with me. You said you talked to God, guy Daddy. I'm sorry everybody, but my God, please be with me. If it's a big day, like passing touris had a

big day. His name was tourist, but calling past thetors because the relationship, all he did was yelling at me and asks for money. So he's a pastor. Now I can't be with yo. That is valarious. That is one of the best things I've ever heard. How much money would you asked you for? It? Was it like a lot? Or like broke? The dick was good if you He was broth broke, and I just got a trouble for saying something about him. I said unemployed floid on the show.

He didn't like that. So but he was. He was broke, broke, like I got tired. She called me a trick, and I don't like that. I got tired. Him out him bring your hand there, And I'm not a trick. I just love a lot and I just like I'm a virgo. Flying him ount is exhausting. What would you put airline? Would you put him on? Oh? We don't do spirit or nothing. So we probably do. We definitely do Delta and we've done American that was really nice to you. And you didn't do basic economy. Did you put him

in the main cabin um? No? No, yeah basic basically, well he lives. Yeah, he was one of my employees on long something. Here we go, so you how much money he was making. We're gonna get this. Okay, even if it's not a big tick tip, tell us you're a sex tip, like sex tip, and I did have a big dig tip. Women shouldn't show it from lube if it's like a really huge penis he was lube. I don't want to sit there and having to be

in a painful experience. I want to enjoy my Yes, it's just like it doesn't really happen to me often, but I feel like, like how often for you? Um, not out of it's like always because for example, one of my home girls recently told me that all these dudes on the titty fucker and she was like to be mad into it, and I'm like, no, they don't. I'm like, oh, maybe it's not in the city, right, But also like, man, are is small? I mean they're not even mine. But I feel like if you got

titties like yours. Have you ever wanted a reduction? Yes, I'm I have about to do them probably next two months. Congrats, and have men like if like told you like they wouldn't be into you or something like that, Like the guy made now he's like absolutely not. I hate don't do that. I love it the way it is like you ain't gonna give me back. I don't like dudes are so fun because it's my fault because we had did too many titty tricks and now he just can't

live without them. So so like guys spen in you like then then it's like, oh, I'm like laying on like you know, like when a guy straddles your chest like straddling it's going right up there and it's like he doesn't have these Yeah you about you a lot. No, No, this is a u thing. Everybody is going like clicker because I know you get the best head, so you know,

so proclean right. It's because I honestly, I think the last dick I sucked When he told me how great I was after I almost wanted to ask him what I was doing, but I realized a few things. One niggas love how much noise I make when I'm sucking dick. I noticed that, like I'm own a lot BDD always be talking about that ship. He'd be like, you give be waning when you suck my dick, and I'll be like,

do that everybody. But also this dude in particular, I just think he wasn't used to someone understanding what to do with their hands. And I don't just use my hands on some twisty grip ship like I use my fingers for pressure on dick. And also with the spit, I always let them watch me spit. And I think a lot of chicks like might just like spit on it, but I like make it really exaggerated, and it's a

passion of mine. Visuals are really important. Yeah, the way you just I thought you were asked me no passion because I felt like as I got older, I can't go all the way to the base no more. With big dick. I just make as much effort as I can to like go up and down the shop so

that the bottom of their dick isn't forgotten. Because I think what a lot of people do the big dicks is they just keep sucking the top or half the top and then jerking it off like no, I'll let them feel my tongue and I'll like go up and down with my mouth's Like it's kind of exhausting to do, but like you know, I I enjoy it a lot.

I feel like I got a master class just now. Also, if you get on, let a dude like stand up or like if you're on your knees, the dick can hit them in a different way because most people are used to he lays on the bed and you're hunched over. But if they stand up sometimes it allows for more blood flow, so like you're actually sucking a dick like straight instead of you crunched over, so you can take

more dick. And there's um in terms like if you really can really want to make it sloppy too, Like a lot of times, right we have sex after drinking our mouths on is what is we want them to be. There's actually mints that creates sliva in your mouth too. I just bought them as they go. I was with thought they were just mints. I was like, yeah, no, you took dick's you know. Yeah, if you guys aren't just I'll take a picture and at least put the

put the type that I got. Um, I got it from a Hollywood hustler, and um, I'll write the name of him on our Patreon if you join us on Patreon, It, patreon dot com, back slash hoard. But there dick sucking mins and what they do is literally put them in. They don't create like any popping sensation, but they literally make your mouth like you just are drooling, and they

take good add the watermelon. But also it's not that easy to salivate, especially if like you've been out smoking and doing But you know, when when I stuck Dreambill music and he texted me the next day, was like, yo, that was like the best I had ever had, I realized because we had waited so long and have sex. I sucked as did crazy And the only thing that I did was really crazy was like I just didn't

really take breaks. I was breathing through my nose a lot, and even if I went up, like I made sure my hand was doing something. I wasn't lazy. That too was like men, know, when you're enjoying sucking, when you're not cream from you don't do it. No, No, I muty to like hear this audio. I can't even show you the pictures that looks so bad. We had to do an advertisement and I couldn't do it. Do you

remember that? Because I just left the dentist. So I sent this to Dwayne, who's one of the producer whatever show, and I was like, I need him to know I'm not full of ship to show you. Yeah, but when that's what I sounded like, you know, don't do it, but it was really from my tonsils, don't do it. And then it's like the cream we've actually said, and

that's a tip. Numine cream just should not be used for sex at all because even in terms of using it for anal um health practitioner actually said, you need to have sensation because you'll know if you're tearing something. So you need to be able to tell if something is actually painful or not, because that's what lets you know when something either needs to be slower, softer or whatever. And so numbing cream takes away your ability to, oh,

if you're actually damaging something. I'm sorry to another article, Um, I'm a sick nigga, So just knowing like I'm in pain sometimes, like that's how I know nasty when it hurts a little bit of that. Yeah, So I have a kind of new segment I think we could do because we've been asking people a lot of fun up stories, so I thought we'd call horror stories. Okay, how abot we all to tell us? Then you both know each other. Ship. Who has the worst dating story? Probably you? That's not

workplace nigga. Uh. It's like you know, it's gonna be very hard for us to narrow down the dating poor of him dating guys he doesn't work with. How to work? Do you do? Restaurant man? About the same food in every Yeah. The fact that he hasn't gotten an HR case sexual yeah, you know, um, just happening. It's so crazy because of my new job. Salard but oh my god, all right, yes, now you'd be in a salad. I'll be right there. How you like your sallets? Now that's

an h ship. It's a question that you asked them. Do you want it? Light? You know what you wanted? That's nuts, no funny nuts. Do you get to raise when you learn all of the salads? My heart, because when I worked at Quick, I got a seventy five set praise when I knew all of the sandwiches without looking at the menu you went from. I've been working there for like four years and I still don't know when the sallets. I just know the employees. That's it.

Nothing we sal So let's get to it. Worst day story, Um, I wouldn't say. Maybe when I took um Miami to Miami and the coffee champion him to Miami and then he wanted to I don't like that word at me. One day I had to hold like, it's like, you're gonna give me an anxiety because I feel like, because I'm a six you know, I'm rumbled because I worked my way up to the top. Literally, I just feel like, you know, give me the first I took him to Miami, but he wanted to like have three sons and like

have sex with other people. And when I took him out there, it was just more of like he started sucking other people. I was in the hotel room and he left me in the Miami club. Was a twist. He left me in the club, So I'm gonna give his number and I'm looking for him and back to the hotel room here and come into the next day with the walk of shame. Damn, Wow, you flew him out flew him out. So the flight leasing about three hours. So we went to the salon and they're doing right,

and then I turned around. We're about to go, say airport. Then Nika had a whole nick hick you on his neck. I didn't know about some stuff from me because you don't want to be dumb whole hick one. And I said, what do I do? Black cancel the flight? Do I just get on the plane. And then so we flew to Miami. Then we was out there then that he met in the club he was buying weed from and then they left me. I was I was helped me find my worth at that time, because it's like I

would never fly out again. Did again happening? And I'm like, put his hands out? Yeah, she was like kicking out the hotel. I'm not gonna fly you out there. And have you ended him in with his walk up shame after you knew he had entertained another nigger, after you knew he sucked somebody, did you still him again? No? No, no, no, it was actually when we came back to New York, I got fired, and then the baby came back to New York fired for somebody. No, I got fired because me.

And after that I was moved on to the next employee at the new job that's right for you that you did not like succumbed to the devil that is Dick and fuck him after he tried Joey, Whatever is your worst date is where do girlfriend showed up? That? Really that wasn't the worst could have been. I think the worst was actually this niggah. He's so lame too. I just knew I was hungry, That's why I went

on the date anyway. But literally we went to Philippe and this nigga was loud, ignorant, only ordered like water and like a salad, had his laptop YouTube videos because he was like an upcoming round. I was like two tables over, it's Philip and this nigga got his big old laptop on, was real rude to the wagers and literally, I'm hungry and I know he doesn't have the money for me to really keep ordering ship hungry because he Actually, this is what happens when nigga say, well, where do

you want to go? They got Brooke big play basking me Philip two thousand thirteen. It's the prime where so if he didn't have enough and then didn't order anything. Oh well, I'm not that hungry, so had water and lemon while I ordered food. You feel guilty, Well, I never went out. But when he pulled his laptop out in the placement where his plate should have been. Yes, oh you thought there was headphones? No, just YouTube is playing my nigga, the guy. I swear I'd shared this

thing before. This day before it was the worst day I've ever had. And now when I see that nig gotta be like becauld. He'd be outside, Yeah, everything is here, raper soon he's I don't know what he is. He never succumbed to anything. And I'm just gonna kid because it was the word of the goddamn day. But you know, it was the worst, like because also at this time, I thought it was a little something like I hung out with the athletes. I'm that beach right, I'm broke

his book, but I'm that bitch. This nigga had a whole and it was like a seventeen ish laptop. It was embarrassing. It was the big body on the table at Fleete where he wasn't ordering, and only I was born and foot I was like, man, it's okay, like to the point where he didn't leave a tip. So my pro and I noticed it. He complained about something, was like she's so I said, can you let me like, let me see, and I tipped her the little twenty dollars that I had good you know it was it

was worse. I mean, I've had bad flyouts. I wouldn't consider those dates, but yeah, what about you my worst date or dating such your horror story? Horror story. I went on a date with this guy. You know, we're d d m NG and everything in he hits me up, It's like, okay, we picked the day to go out, so we went out. We had drinks and everything. So I was like, I'm a I'm a sex on the first day type of girl. If I like you first date, So I was like, what doesn't matter. So everything is going.

So we went back to this place first red flag. He took me to like the side of the house, and I'm like, where are we going? Like I see bushes and trees, like you know you read like a room at the side of someone else's house. No, or do I hear it in your boys? Okay, but this this is here, this isn't queens. So I do know that. Yeah, we went out to this this outhouse just so I'm coming into this situation. We've been drinking, eating left and I'm only I want to suck or whatever. I don't

have to talk to you after today. So we went to get to the side of these I was inside, you know, we're getting busy and you know, we're getting you know, kissing and everything and everything gets down. This thing. It could not get it up, not for all the tea in China, not, not for all the sinking silk in India. The ship would not. It was like, is

it me? And he was drinking, but it was just when I tell you it is on gummy worm the whole time, not even half you know that half that mid not you like You're sorry, I'll burn my pussy. And I mean I'm a little bit you know, harsh with like you know, commented, Yeah, I'm here and I'm getting irritated now, so you know I'm aggressing it. Not get up. Did he drive you home? And he was like, I don't know, He's like I jerked off a little

before the day. I was anxious or whatever, so which is really why I'm like, But also you shouldn't be given pussy then, nigger that you already decided you wasn't gonna hit up or talk to after Why maybe if you know you're not gonna where the day is over, I never want to talk to you again. There's no way.

I'm also blaming you. I don't know. Maybe after sex, maybe after sex, probably in the room we should actually because for me, if someone's cute enough and I'm like, he's trash, but you know you never want to talk or see him again, I might get some dick out you you well, I am, I gonna waste my time. Okay, So we're on Billy you know me? No Wolf, you see it. We trash. I'm not seeing you again. All trash then vacation. You know you know why I say no, because not only do I not want to talk to you,

not only do I know this ain't going nowhere. Now what if six months down the line, I meet your best friend and I really like his ask, and now I have to plane how yo ask got the pussy off one night and now you may block me from Yeah, because it happened to me, Bro, Bro, It's happened. I think I wanted I didn't want him at our wedding very personally. Oh yeah, so you want to marry you? No, brother nigga in d C. And I sucked his friend before I sucked him. I was like, but it wasn't

e a guy because you're not my life. You fuck this nigga. I sucked the nigga. Then I met his friend at his birthday party, and then I hung like like the friend because the friend was fine. And then the friend in the nigga's house that I have sucked, and then we kept sucking. And then when we started liking each other, the Nati skil and we started liking

each other, he was like, well that's my bro. He would be there with like, we could never go beyond that because he couldn't get past the fact that first you said you met the friend at the birthday party. You didn't meet the friend at his house. No, I met him at up at a birthday party. On this was in Miami on a boat. The boats are fun. And then why did you realize did you know it was his house that you sucked in when you met him? Yeah?

I poked him both in the same bed. I know, I'm not sure which I was twenty one no different. But I poked his friend at his house, but he went home. I was trifling no longer this person, but I I possibly missed out on the level my mind. You and this nild just recently hit me up, asked me to unblock him from his business page, and I said, for what mind you all telling me he's now a father. We're not doing this could be a father almost situation emotions. He saw me on Fifth Avenue and we locked eyes

and I said, you bet and not say anything. Don't say I saw you the guy if you walk? What if he was positive to get it hard like you? Like it was justin you aren't your embarrass Why do you want to talk to me? Did he at least offer eat pussy? Like? No, I would just so I don't see a hard penis. This was just I was over it. You didn't want him to be a munch at the time, like you know, you like at that time, you just want to you know, you just wanted to Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My home girl recently actually it's collect um. If anyone remembers, I used to fun her and now she's been in my house for two months. She's staying in my spare bedroom because she's like living between here and Europe, so she's like, oh, can I stay there? Whatever. So we were sharing dating stories and she's like, I need to have sex. So she goes on some app I can't remember, and basically the Sky and her have been trading picks

and he tells her like oh. She's like when he's like, when's the last time you've had sex, which she thought was weird, she's like, oh, a few weeks ago. He's like, well, for me, it's been a while, like I've been meeting women, but I don't know. Sometimes I don't get it up. It's weird. So she's like, huh. I'm like if he's warning you, that's not good. But also he works for Dior and he's hot. It's giving e d just take

the disc take take the discount. So she goes on a day with him and she's like, fucking, I just wanna have sex, Like she is so funny. She was getting dressed for the date. She's like, I just she's you're asking. I don't even want to fuck him. I just want to get the bag. But anyway, so they go on this date. She gets to his house shed The house was nice, and like he starts making out with her. Now he's fingering her. She says she knows it was gonna be bad because he already asked her

did she come. She's like being asked, of course you got to ask no, but also off the finger. Are we in high school? A second? A little bit, but she's like, they're trying to have sex, but he can't get hard right, and she's like, I she had the idea because she said he was just trying so hard that he could get hard on his own. So she said, do you want me to watch you jerk off? And he said yes. She said the second he touched his

own dick, he was hard. Then she said, he starts jerking off, looking at her like, oh, I think I'm gonna come, and she was like, oh, well, go ahead, like blh blah blah. She says, he's talking in the middle of conversation, comes spilling out of his dick literally while he's in the middle of talking. She says, no more, not even nothing. He probably she said she had to

run out of there. She like, I thought he was gonna kill me, but when I thought about it, I was like, I think he might have just been on like prozac or some ship or Alexa pro because why else would your body have this response? But like your that is, if someone came while making no noise, I would have freaked out. I contacted conversation anyway, No, but do you like I just felt like with that lately,

I've been experiencing anxiety with sex. Right, and then we just an episode of Wolf and he taught me some lessons. He was really teaching females, but teaching teaching people, and he's like, you just gotta be president because I have bad anxiety. So he was like, you just gotta be He was talking to the females. But again I wrote him my book and he's like, you just gotta be president. So I mean that's his plants to Actually being president is actually something we all don't really do during sex.

So if you think about it, we're thinking about a lot of other ship maybe how we look just whatever, like thinking in the moment and being president is I can say for the first time, maybe I'm not And since I gain weight, it's just like you've worried about that extra role is like, honestly, being cute is something a lot of people don't have. It's true what. I agree. It's the truth. You're like, that's what I'm saying. How do you about yourself like that? You know how he

should have received it? Didn't know about your positive Basically, what I was trying to say it is like being cute to saw people don't have. So whatever, you gain weight, but at least you got something that a lot of people don't. Oh, okay, you know That's how I was able to make it through my weight game. I was like, well, I'm actually cute and I'm fun so ne was so funky. Okay. So, speaking of workplace romances and all the employees you've fucked,

Mandy doesn't have sex with anyone. She rever. I won't even have niggas I want to funk on this podcast because this is work. Is that why Larry June can't come? I told you multiple times no, because eventually, if I have the opportunity, that's what I want. And once he comes on the pot, he's not my co worker, so he can't come. We've talked about it a few times. A lot of people find workplace romances back in the day, but now I think the way that people meet each

other is online. So curious to know, have you ever dated? You were day dated somebody from work, somebody at work? Because we know you the king. I've never dated any one, but I'm not opposed to it. Have you anyone work? Yes? I was like, I don't tell you every day, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Was it good it? Did you go back? Of course on the job? No, not on the job, not on site? He had like a girlfriend. So we used to go to the bull

shout out to God damn hotels. Back in today? Sex at the job? Know what someone you worked with? You should be working. Do you think about what's outside of the club ever a regular job? What were you talking about? Right back to the guests so much time? Because I can't believe Mandy has it? He said so much so normal? You know me that someone after he quit? Okay, that's

kind of that don't count that. I was so happy quick we had just said earlier, fucking we're not at work, but like someone you work with, and that's actually actual tension. If it's bad, how does that affect you at work? I'm the manager, so you gotta get it written up that personal always. I resk my job for you to give me bad looking the write up that's performance did not produce anything horrible guess experience final, then come with the next time terminated. Okay, So how with employees? Have

you ever sucked to it? The same time that we're working this job? I had one dropped me off he was talking in and then I had three of them on one shift. One of them was the whole putting the gun on the dress, the type of one I'm not us gonna get a shot together? Is this to McDonald's. This was this will company that shut down. I forgot what it's called. But you would say shut down about sucking at work? Where would you suck at work in

a restaurant? Alright, So this particular day he missed, I want to hear him the three people this particular day, um, And I can't tell you about the other job, but this particular day, um, I call him very bath. That's a different story. He fat work because he smelled like a bird bath. Fast make always worked together to help h with his scheme. So we we got to keep the other one upstairs, give him a task. We call him bird bath is because in the start thinking don't

see that, because that's embarrassing. He started, we have the sandy rags, right, like the rags that you wipe down the sanitized. So he was like, this is good for a bird bath. And I said a bit, he's done, and he had already told me like she was. He was colding. She was like, I don't think this nick of you taking showers. I don't be here in the shower running. I'm like, so, what do you mean? I said, she's I think if he just girl saying a lot of I think he's not here because he was like

in the room with him. I guess he was in the bathroom so he couldn't call me. He was like, I don't think this nick of be taking showers? What do you mean? But me and my other coworking friend we already you know, got a whip, so we was I didn't want to tell him that this does Bill no good. He look, it's not that good. But he's like the right type of like he'd be talking because you know, I you know bad. Really, I didn't know he didn't take baths. I was just young, and you

know Dick, I young, Dick is amazing. Okay, So he's like so I was like, well, this all makes sense. So he was like, I think he'd be taking bird bands. So the sandy rag situation had came up. He went, you know what I did, that little rag thing. I could take birdbacks to this. So I just crying, not a laughing. He was like, why what did you find somebody might be against taking a like we don't have a lot of white people. Why not like where the keeps you? What runs out your dirty Maybe I'm not

dirty dirty niggas. It's the same thing like why was young when they just break up? Would a nigger and be like, oh you got skid marking your draws? Bitch? You a dirty big with skid mark It's the same thing like with somebody from the Bronx, who even but I lived there for eight fucking I'm from the Bronze. What you're talking about? The rundown on your crazy all to New Yorker. You know when people be like I'm from lebron should be looking at them like, hold on now, no,

but I guess you but even worse. Okay, So do use box soap? No I do do the bar, No I have no I have the I just go because I mean, what is it? I thought? So off the bar was like something to do? Do you know I was reading the article. I said that ship doesn't nate thing for your bad and then it don't do nothing when you just apply it to your skin. You should have something to like. So I have like the glove, have like a washbrand. Okay, let's get back to your fence.

What nigga, were you young and it is different like you're going to your age. We're talking about over that good's it's the spontaneous like he cheated on me. He tated on his girlfriend with me, So I love that. Okay, I love the fact that girl. Yeah, Bobby lights and right now they got a dude on there who he found out I had a girlfriend. I don't know if y'all watched the show, but literally he was like, how the fund this nigger got a bit? And why am

I turned on? Because did she know that her man is up here getting hurt when he cheated on me with a female. Though he'said, my nigga ain't the same thing relaxing now doing too much, but my fing was because you cheated on me with a female. Like when it was like, I don't know if I want to hear you to the how do you at work? All? Right? So it was one time, so he dropped, he dropping on fat work, and then um, I had to do inventory.

So I went downstairs and I was in the um the freezer counting, and then the other one that came downstairs, he was like, what you're doing? I was like inventory, and then um, he just start unbuckle my pants. Gave me head down, man in the freezer. But did your did get hard in the cold? Did? And then even when I didn't, I was doing it always inventory. I was doing betory again. And then my boo, I made him assistant manager at the time, and I got to

give him promotions. Know, when the dick is good, you get promotions, and when it's bad, you fire them. Yes, I think that's reasonable. It's reasonable. How can we all discuss some rules for dating in the workplace? I feel like we should? Yeah, yea. I slowed down because my job paid me too good now and um, I'm not willing to lose my job. I did. I did after thirty, I definitely matured. I slowed down. I know what I

want now. Um, you know I want great things for me, you know, and those people at work can't do nothing for me. I can't afford to lose what I have. Yeah, Dicken, don't think there's anything wrong, So I'm excellent. How to be a babby? So you want me call me Billy the babby now because I'm trying to be a babby? Do you have any tips for dating in the workplace? The two people that are dating in the workplace, they gotta have a conversation about what are we just sucking?

Are we trying to have a relationship? Almost like sped up more than anybody else. Yeah, I just read an article about dating in the workplace and it says the number one tip is to have a breakup plan, agree at the beginning that you will handle it how you would handle a potential breakup, avoiding a messy fallout, because obviously it's just not you and your partner involved, and everybody should know. Although I do not think an officer

should ever have it. I don't think dating what. I don't think everyone should know that you all are working with each other. No, no, no, I'm saying I don't think an office should have a dating policy, Like I don't think it's fair to tell two people they can't I do. I think well, and that's what I was gonna say. There's a power dynamic where I don't think that that creates a fire. I think it's fucked up

to say, because here's what happened. Right If I'm close in proximity to a homegirl at work right now, I have a really close friend of my job with Kenya. If we felt out, it might be worse than a fucking break up, you know what I'm saying. So how are you going to say I can't have a romantic relationship but everybody else goes and hangs at the bar and does all this ship together on the weekends. Stop.

I don't think that it's right to police people's relationship, but I do think it's right to do it if one is a subordinate. I think that because then you could promote the nig I think, Wow, my relationships happened at work was you know, when you're going on break, it's what you need for lunch day. You go, you go to the relationship, you into potle. Oh sorry but you I'll just get with my tea. But you know

you beginning dick off. No, no, no, no, that's how that's how it starts, like it starts like you're like, oh, come on shopping after work, you go shopping together. We're building a bun I know more about two, you know more about me. Then it's like you start having conversations or you're going through a breakup. Assoulder the crowd and

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is your dick work listen injury. When I was eighteen, I was in a football scholarship and I lady was texting and driving and ran me off the road right after practice and I broke my naked two places. Now your name is Fletcher, let's start with that. You You're known on i G as Rolling on Faith, but some people call you the wheelchair nomad. Is that right? Yeah? Correct, creg Yeah. I obtain the nickname the wheelchair nomad because I do a lot of channeling and moving and grooving.

How long have you been to say, like how do you? Um, thirty one, twelve twelve, my birthday coming up thirty two, I know, right, get oh for real? Real? Um? I know you said, like you know, the texting and driving, which is it's so crazy because we we take for granted so much, like we're like technology, you know what I mean, And like actually just having an experience just to drive and not text people can't do anymore. When when it happened to you, did you think that there

was a chance that you would walk again? Like what was that experience? Like? Oh, well, of course you don't say it being eighteen years you know, you have the idealization like damn, like I really can't walk, you know what I'm saying, And especially being an athlete like I've relied on my physical capabilities my entire life, and I was blessing up to receive a football scholarship. And then when my physical ability was taken away, I was like, damn,

what I'm gonna do now? But you know, unfortunately my parents are still education inside of me. So I went back to college and I got a degree in computer science. But it was it was tough in the beginning, and because that's the main goal, is like, all right, I need to walk. I need to walk. I need to walk, I need to walk. But then you start to learn what it really means to be paralyzed. It was like, before I walk, maybe I should learn how to put my shirt on first, Maybe I should learn how to

give myself dressed. You know, it's like levels to it. It ain't just like not being able to walk. What we're basic things that you like that we're super frustrating. I'm sure you know what I mean. It's been what twelve thirteen years now, thirteen years? Yep? What was something basic that you were like, funk, I can't do this and it was difficult for you. Basic needs with yourself in the beginning are like now that I'm thirty thirty

one because it changed, it changed throughout the times. So like you know, like being honest, like when I was eighteen, I got hurt and then you paralyzed. First day, Yo, think can I still have sex? Like that's the first day? Started thinking that was that young? When did you start sucking? Now that you can't tell nobody, But I lost parpatting in fourteen. Yeah, that's too. You got to be doing what I was doing, I forget. Yeah. I got here for the first time in seventh grade and I lost

my margin in the eighth grade. Yep, that sounds about you didn't think it's your dick on work, but did it work? What's so that's what you know. You go to the doctors and they give you all you know, the blue diamonds and all the sealysis and all this stuff. So you know, everybody's body is different, So what it might work for media? Oh yeah, you get it right

to it. Well, I was still a fresh in my in so like after like a year, like all right before you started thinking about that, let's work on therapy, you know what I'm saying. So after that accident, you went a year then not having sex because they wanted to. I would say, I would say like a year. I would say like a year and a half. Yeah, did you did you have any excess that uh you was working before the injury that came back and sucked you after the injury. Not to give you penny pussy. No

not not not not before, not before and after. I wish, but not before and after. So like unfortunately the situation I was involved in, just being young, she ended up breaking up with me when I was in the hospital. And uh no, she didn't. I won't even call it that. She good, she good people. She was just young. How did you do it? How did she do it? No fun her. I ain't that type of nigga. I can't do it like that, Like I can't you know what. I'm like, I could do it. That still my home.

She was just like because I was a freshman in college, she was a senior house and she was just like, you know, flitch. Everybody's been coming up to me, how to flitch? Flitch. I've had to shake in the therapy. I can. I just need a break from everything, you know. I to think it is best if we just you know, take some time apart. And I was like, bich, I mean I see you, Like, I didn't like to like this at the time, for this, at least wait till

I got to a regular room. That part, I'm like, there, she could have waited a little bit, But I get you know what I'm saying. Like, plus being that quote unquote star athlete and then being paralyzed, you think, you know, she eighteen, She don't have to take care of this, nigga, She don't have to do this. You don't have to do that. But then the Nile Balls stuff, and was like, okay, damn, my flection right here doing this thing.