Ep 286: Dating is a Dud

an episode. Hey baby, we're mixing it up a little bit this week. Could guess what we're about to do. We're about to start from the back to the front. No, that's how you get b being I didn't say I was wiping my ass, but say you, oh wait regardless, well, he could wipe his dick off before he puts it in my pussy. If you go from anal to vagina, it's still like you just gotta make sure it's a little white happening, just a little white action. Okay, well

white between our segments this week. But I actually wanted to start off with a whole mail because I got these Icebreaker questions because we and I again are still single, barely fucking, and out here in the wilderness. Uh, we're what you call New York l a in the world. We are out here swimming in the pool full of feces and no not the ones that are on the sheets with Medina, but we are in a pool of piss and feces trying to find our next lover. Just a little too much talk, I mean, it's been a

lot of ships talk. But it's okay because if I could even just have a nigga that just wanted anal sex right now, I would possibly give that to them because I just want to be penetrated and bitch, I haven't fuck. Anyways, we're starting our episode this week with whole mail. I like, actually think what that this is? Not? Like, okay, do you think we're cursed? How know I think we're cursed.

I'm let me ask you a question, Icebreaker. If you could make another hundred K or you'd make the hunter k in a year, so ten not ten thousand, less than not get fucked. I don't want it me either. That's how bad I need to have sex. Like how among wait wait, how how the question is a honey K for like an extra hunter K for the year or no dick? That's the question, Give me the dick. I ain't gold you, I don't care. I need to be fucked. I'd rather be poor, Like, do you know

what's crazy? I literally was about to say, I need my hair pulled, bitch, I'm a ball head at home. When I had an ankle bracelet, I was still getting fun when I when I was poor, when I the best the option like, Wow, we have a whole sex pot and both of us are about to maybe, so we'll get to that, and you know what, we'll get to that. Somebody's gonna be like, I'm tired of these hells not getting fucked to. Let me tell you something.

If you feel like we've helped you out, whether it be in your personal lives, on your daily commute, or wherever it may be, just some general pleasure and enjoyment from listening to an audio podcast for a visual, why don't you help us sucking out? By the way, y'all heard my tight If your daddy look like what I'd be explaining, send them my way. Let's do that. Now, let's do the Captaine. Call okay, oh wait, are you going first? Yeah? I would feel like mine more simple,

get the funk outa go now, ain't go? Do you go first? I want? I want a black dude that doesn't white girls. Maybe once in a blue he has, but also loves house music, so election type of vibe. I like dreads, but it's not necessarily what I need. Call have a great job, doesn't have to be that great. I'll even take at this point somebody who's just in between, a freelancer, my nigked wait makes nothing, have a thick dick, live in New York or l A. Okay, and you

know how I like all black boys. That's what I'm saying. Give me there. If people think you see you're having a problem finding, would you just explain because mine, yeah, cute ones. Yeah, that don't white girls. You know why. Once I started meeting niggas like that, and I know they exist, I realized I'm tired of black people, black men. Anybody telling me I like white ship tired of because I'm meet niggas that no. I mean even with today all of the music. Now we have Beyonce, make the

Stallion Drake dropping house music. There has been an influx of education on how house music and dance was started in the black community as everything else like rock. But nonetheless, um you actually, that's now really easy. It's not. I like niggas they read books, Okay, I mean that's not hard, no yea is. Yeah, they don't be reading not him. They don't do ship. They'll be dropping that dick off, which is why I don't want to say, how do you not getting no dick? What a motherfucker will do?

Because they're ugly, ugly niggas like me, bro, and I don't sucking ugly nigga, But like I've been spoiled, So then why don't you just go back? If you like ugly men, what is the problem. I like ugly, funny niggas. They have to be funny. That's funny. They're funny because they be. But I don't need that right now. I need to somebody hot, Bro. They need to a hot ass nigga that just wants to literally put his face inside of my vagina and like smell it later. I

need him to be disgusting. I want him to walk around with like pussy juice seeping and whether it be his beard or of course, Yeah, I want to lick it up. I like when dudes like put their fingers inside of me and suck on them later for any of the mentalist thing do you do? You want to give your socials? Where can they drop these applications off that we w on Instagram? Okay, there you got um, which my list is way longer. I ain't gonna hold you like. This is why shout out to Afion Crockett.

I gave him this exactly whatever I've been messing up. Everybody name, We talked. We talked about this. I could be wrong, but I'm sure he's probably annoyed. I think, I say. And we recently just had a conversation about the things that I want and why I feel like just ain't working out since my breakup. And so I went through the list of things I want. And now let me give my casting call before we get into

this episode. I'm still very shallow. So I would like you to look like Tyler Perry would cast you in one of his films. I need you to be fine, like it's giving Jason Momoa Boris cou Joe esque. Um. I also realized if you listen to a lot of the episodes in the past. I used to love me all skinny nigger with Khalifa before the muscles. I now need. The muscles are bigger. So I realized I like a little damn. I want a little stock your man. You just have words cupe. I'm like, I want Lenny grab it. No,

So that's what I'm saying. I don't want skinny man no more. I don't want to count your ribs. I used to love counting a rib as nigga. Now I need you to look like you could have been casted in the film three. I want to spark it. I want someone okay still six three plus, Um, I need you to know how to have conversation because I do

like to talk and I don't want to talk to myself. However, I also realize I need the urge of someone to be as sexually fluid and free as my ex was in the fact that I want to be able to this summer is not no no, no, no no no no sexually fluid and free. Okay, you're right, I'm definitely gonna come. I'm definitely saying all I want my ex again, um, but just reincarnated into another person like the same way I wanted to describe the last two guys I have.

I'm not gonna lie like the same way, maybe like we all have twins in this world, like Sage Polo Santo boy in the liq weed, but the joint. I want my egg again, but not a Muslim and not a liar. If I could have that same nigga and he changed his religion, and I don't again because if I even get a nigga don't like turkey bacon, That's kind of where I'm at now. Absolutely still love the funk out of him, which is probably my issues too, but I do I want someone still open to going

to the sex club nude beach. I realized that the lifestyle is something that I really enjoyed, and I don't think I could go back to trying to be in a traditional monogamous relationship. There were deeper issues than that, and I really enjoyed that part of my relationship, so I would like that. And where again, if you listen to the past where I used to be able to niggas, it didn't kiss me. Nope. I need intimacy. I know I used to talk about not being an intimate bitch.

That's why I said, and I you not that I'm an emotional hope, but I really crave intimacy. Now I realized that that's why I haven't had just the niggas coming and drop dick off. I think that also, you know what I really want. I want you to watch sucking Hulu with me. I want us to watch Can we watch a show together? Bro? Can I tell you?

I have this dude hit on me? Um? He was trying to suck me for a minute, but I ain't giving him Hugh pussy because I'm like, and I think every time he just gets bored and we're on the phone and catching up, he'd be like, tell me some pussy. So he no, it says new message. You can't put it in the message, oh to me and this up. But let me tell you how he's feeding me, bitch literally, So I'm telling him about how niggazine shipped it up. He's like, give me your address. I'm like, you ain't

coming over. He's like, Nick, I'm not in New York. Give me your address. Like all right, I give my address. He's like, what do you want. I was like, I don't know. I'm allerges eggs, bitch. I told him a restaurant. Do you know he sent me the whole menu and my homeboy was downstairs. I don't even want to tell him because I knew he was gonna shade me. I knew he was gonna order. No, I ain't ordered fifteen fucking things, and he's gonna be like, why are you

working with this baby? And I'm like, I'm not working with him. I just let him flirt with me. And that's what he said, and now are you did it? I was like, bro, I can't suck you because I know you're home. And he was like, yo, you want to get your boyfriend experience. I was like, yo, I don't need a boyfriend experience. I need a boyfriend. He was like, when you get back, I'm gonna pick you up, or I'm having my driver pick you up, but I'm

gonna be in the back of the car. He said, Oh, I'm gonna kiss your forehead, and then we're gonna go eat, and you're gonna tell me about how much you hate your job everybody that work there, and then we're gonna go to my house and we're gonna cuddle and you can bring Nina. I said, oh, stop the dog. So speaking up. I'm gonna show you a text message from another nigga who've been on my line heavy. They do this hold on and literally I don't understand why he's

just not showing up. Fine, this is mind you. The last time we spoke, he was like, what's your shoe size, sir? I want a Cuban Link or a Range Rover. So the set okay? So cool? I think that's okay, they're small. Um. The shoe store owner nigga like that day, so I never got my shoes. Nonetheless, this is who's been in my phone but cannot get right with what I'm wanting. But I know what he wants. But this is oh, I guess I should go to his full name? What girl?

So literally the slash measures when I do get you hello, And I was like, is that right? You have been in my phone sir for all own lone time, and I know you got the money right, so maybe we both ugly niggas well. I haven't sucked um yet, but god, this is who the fund has been on my phone heavy. Who would be worse to fuck? You're nigga? Are you kidding me? Bitch? I don't want to say it explicitly, but we watched that on television. Brash. I thought, Yo Nigga was just oh, I can't say Yo Nigga trash

trash alright, mine double back Kanye clothes. I'm sorry, I mean regardless, but that's why I don't want to be with him. I don't like him. But it's like you see what happens when you It's like many who was both stay ill to each other. Nigga, when he said I could bring Nina, he was like, what you'd be doing that? White people shouldn't let your dough on into that. But also I need to know if now I know,

I'd be wearing sneakers a lot now. But like the fact that he thought getting me shoes because he was going to buy shoes, was gonna be away into this puss like sneak cruise. Nigga, I ain't even sneaker. I'll take some nice sneakers out because I got my little off white joins the ship and I'll be rocking. So Nigga's recognized when a bitch were nice sneakers, but sneakers.

I'm not a New York girl. I know I've been here now officially ten years, but I'm not a New York bitch, so the fact that he was just thought he was gonna give me some sneakers that fos with New York bitches. Who was just treating well, he's a New York nigga, and I realized I like New York niggas from all the same area around. That's my whole girl. No, I'm gonna tell you right now. The nigga I like is a bush boy, but also I want him that money to get out. But what it wasn't um hospital

dick of Brooklyn nigga. But you foked a lot of Brooklyn. Oh baby, was Brooklyn? Oh? I don't. I've never had sex with Harlan nigga, So I've never had sex with a Brooklyn nigga. Get the funk out, good Marty. When I was a should we switch what? Maybe? No, bish, I don't want to Brooklyn. I like them a little Harlem niggas. But also when I lived in the brook That's why that niga ain't need no pork gods. Okay, valid, But I don't know what it is about Harlem. Like

I'm my type. Don't be eating porky because they'd be too like nah, you can't put that in a everybody, but we'll be doing mushrooms again. I like Harlem, like, you know what's crazy? Even do you remember when I was talking to Damn I don't remember his nickname, but the vegan one that we went on a vegan for the vegan. Yes, so there was a vegan motherfucker, and so it was. It's so, I've been in New York for ten years. I've only fucked niggas from Harlem, New Rochelle,

Mount Vernon. That's it. But you were living in the Brooks though, and I was living in the Bronx, but never the Bronx kind. I live in downtown Manhattan, so I like, no fellab was Bronx. So that's why I probably niggas because you were Lass and Brooklyn right there over the bridge. I've only up on it. So anyway, got a vibe beach. I don't like them. It's just all of them are giving three roommates. No, yes, I only fun one where that happened. That's what I'm saying.

I don't want them. I don't honestly, it really was only one. Honestly, they just be having this like but you know what, I realized why I like it because I like the Lower east Side vibe and like the aspiring artists broke vibe when they're not broke, though, but they have the vibe that if you just see him out, you don't even know they've got money. It gross that no, oh no, I need to change or two or three or four. Um see I figured it out, and then

is what's starting to turm me on. But see i'd be liking like even when and I think I've said this, by the way, shout out to earn your leisure. I realized how much I like but you either got addressed like Jake from State Farm or like you from the hood. I don't like though, like the arts like I hate the Mary Jackets, I hate the super labels. I went to Troy shout out to Troy from Ernia Leisure. Went to his birthday and I was like, oh, I know, I'm a gonna find me a motherfucking this nigg So

I went dressed. I was like, oh, you was supposed to go, so I was like, oh, can't wait. I went in there and I thought I was gonna get n everyone had on these platforms. Alexander McQueen shoes. They had fucking Versacchi, fucking fairra Gamo belts on with tight collared You were in Jersey, the party was in Jersey, but these niggas was from everywhere, and I was like ill. Everyone was labeled down from head to toe and everyone

looked like a scammer. Which is why I realized, I like casual Jake from State Farm that maybe into comic books but has a good head on the shoulder, or a hood nigga that just shows up in a white tea and nice jeans. Was some nice time. I realized. I think, like, no, but I've had enough. I like the casual dressed man. I don't like the flashy man, and I hate a label horse. I'll tell you this. I think that's why I like the dangly eran niggas. Like I get like, I don't want him to get

a whole gallery department outfit. But that to me isn't dangle aeron nigga. But to me, but it's expand dangly err niga vibe is Wolf you ever came to WC. Wolf has a danglier nigga vibe like that? Yeah, it's giving pianos uh Wolf gives pianos. Wolf very much gives like what's the I don't the drink before I order it, and he doesn't drink, but that's what his vibe gives

off that he's they. I don't like artsy niggas. I don't shout out to you if you are fine, if you and Wolf, if you was with just Sala, this will be we're not in WTF. We have full course studios right now, so I can say this because they're an HR issue. You fine, and if you had three month inches on you Wolf, I would have been trying

Joe as nigga dad nigga fine. But then when I heard he was vegan to a like, oh I could never and a sorry, I'm not saying the attractiveness and like what we're having some five That's why y'll be thinking, y'all want to y'all y'all would suck Eden's dick edit a here today. But we have some good at chart,

which is why everyone thinks you funk, Alex. There are good attractive looking men in our perfect people really think when when attractive people are together that they just gotta be fucking and that's not how it works' that's not

how it works. Um, hold on, I was gonna say something when you said artie niggas, I can't do it and realized that when I was with Old Bay, when we were living in Mexico, there was a lot of like if black people came like, they'd be like, you know, like they were the kind they wanted to have that vibe. He would be like, and he'd be like, Oh, you're going to Howard Gallery Tony by yourself. That's actually funny that you say that, because that was my issue with my ex when we went to the sex club. I

don't like art men love artie bitch. Oh, I love a whole bitch, that little bit. You wake up and like her incense, like sprays the mists on her plants seven of them, my vibe. She has a nose ring. She is eclectic where it's probably boho pants that are super wide. I love a sh shot A love artsy bitch. I don't like artsy nigga. You like a grand rising bitch. That's a grand rising new Oh. I don't want my

nigga to say grand rising. I told you that's why that's what sud up the last nick definitely, and I can't. Sorry to the grand rising ass motherfucker. I want to get into the backwards to forwards type of episode. Today, we're gonna start off with homeo um, and that's gonna get into us still trying to figure out why we are failing and dating right now. In so, the title for this is dating a dud now not dating is a dud. But this new doesn't done and we're gonna

explain why. So this is a hotel. If you have not yet, please send your whole mail and hotels too horrible decisions at gmail dot com. We may read it here. But also just know it's always anonymous, bitch, so you don't have to start off with keep this anonymous. We're not gonna tell people be scared. You know a Google Private they be serious, I'd be like, bro, we're not gonna give you Emily. And anyway, hey, y'all please weigh

in on this. So I met this guy two plus years ago on an app and we have seen each other off and on during that time. I'm a busy professional. He's a small business owner who used to travel a lot for work, so our schedules didn't allow us to spend much time together. Also, Over the past two plus years, I've been off and on with a man who is my soul mate, but despite many tries that our relationship, he has not been able to make it work. The D is amazing. Oh girl, you sounda like me anyhow.

The man from the app is in his mid forties. He's a duke bor c who has two children. Girl, you don't speak fresh saying we're not gonna do that, beach. I'm American this book, and he's tall, dark and handsome. He is sexy, and we recently had sex for the first time and it was awful, dreadful. Wait, she said he was amazing. I thought, um, how let me come back? No, no, no, her soul mate The d is amazing. However, she's talking about the man that she met on an app two

plus years ago. They've recently had sex and it wasn't good. Her soul mate has good dick. The guy she met on the app does not. Um. I gave him a second try, which she probably got that advice from him. I gave him a second try and even made attempts to coach him. He did not take direction. It was the worst sex of my life. I told him that I didn't like the sex at all. He had no response. We have never had sex since that night, but he has continued to call, text, visit, and even spend the

night sexist nights. He doesn't even touch me anymore in the bed. You ready for the dud park? Yesterday he sent me his usual good morning gorgeous text, then said he had to ask me a favor. No, he did not ask me no money. Then said if I could loan him five hundred dollars. I was speechless, ill is down bad. I was speechless. He's not doing anything for me and had the nerve to ask me for a large sum of money. What is this man to ask you for money? Girl? What must I look like to him?

Which say you signed? It's not here unicorn in New York City. Now, this is where I wanted to lead us into an icebreaker, because as we're dating, I wanted to know what would have you continue to see a man or say no? This is where I draw the line. So I did start off by saying tim dog right, So here we go. I'd say it, man, you have been dating for three weeks. We're gonna make it more casual since we're dating now, it's not gonna be a

long term thing. How we start this off? But say a man his that you've been dating for three weeks ask you to loan him five hundred dollars until he gets paid. I would almost rather he could get him. What is fabio say? What do you say? Is she gating money? You better digging out purse you? Oh, Mitch, I'm like, you want him to steal from you? I don't want to Nick ask me from no money. I don't think I could. Now. Then let me flip the

script on you, because we do have male listeners. When you was and I remember, I don't even gonna ask you if you did it, because you did back in Orlando when you ain't have it, used to ask because they help you were rent. Yeah, I've asked men for money, and that's just okay because you're a woman. If a man asked you, you just would be like it is okay. But the gender role dynamic, not just getting into the page. That's okay. There's a man, are you asking him for

his shoes? Eyes? I mean I did with my eggs, Okay, I bought him some shoes. At least he was giving you a dick. I am not you're not giving a man money, say you really like him and you've been telling all your friends amazing is and asked you for five dollars? Is that is that the end of y'all's relationship? Bro? The amount is scary. For example, the amount is scary because you know how like millionaires have to borrow millions.

Like one of my talking about my friend that bought a house and I had to give them a lot of money before they could pull it out of there for own k before they lost the house. But you're there, Oh, I see, I have a friend that a bought a house and the four O one K how to block I would not let them pull the money out. My dad went through something similar and it was a lot okay, I know they didn't want to ask me, and they were just kind of like funck And I was like, funking,

I'll do it. But an a friend, a friend that's got a really good job to um it already has to put down to you under kay, right? So I gave them the money and I told one person and they were in shock. I was like, how to be honest with you if that if anyone in my life right now ask me for let's just say two thousand dollars. I'd probably be more scared to give that because I'm like, I don't know. If I'm like, I don't know, that's giving to me rent money. You got to catch up

on bills, like I don't know. But the person that needs a lot that already is making money, I feel I can make it back. Like I don't like knowing that, Like I don't want to give you. I do say that, and I say that I want to invest this up. I don't want to survivor said that to women now, like six so big if you were out here dating a man that you know has money, and I'm gonna tell you now because I'm embarrassed, Like, let me let me think of how I could work this without giving

too much information. I had unnigga by me, a very very very expensive item. Uh. This item was just shy of ten thousand dollars. So the next time I saw him, I was like, let me have this item with me. So I pull up on him and I'm like, oh, I'm you got this. He was like I did. No, he didn't even fucking remember. No, I cannot He could not even remember did he gave me that money. Yes, and he knew what I was buying because I sent

him like it was. It was like three I him and he knew what it was because I sent him that. He was like, let me know what you want. I see him the picture so you can see the exact right, because I'd be real honest with what I what I want. He knew what the funk it costs. He sent this for me to have these things. So when I pulled up on him and I had the three pieces, I said, m you got this. He like that. I said, dang,

I got that for you. You guys sent you the picture that didn't remember, No, that was what I can't remember. We had an abortion. Oh that's embarrassed man. But because he only probably gave you five dollars for the abortion, man, I know you this nigga, This nigga gave me over literally i'll say, between eight and nine grand for this specific thing. And it didn't even face him. So let

me go back to giving advice. Ladies. Men actually look at you crazy when you asks, because now they really think you're a broke bitch and you can't do anything in your life that is nail and food money. You now have to ask yo I need, I would say, MIDI. That's like my ask to everybody, like, don't ask nobody

for less. If you were a hoe and you were dealing with like a millionaire, there's a there's a real like thing about a number that can be too low to where someone looks like what because the nigga will look at you crazy? What? This is why I love cutting. But I did not like the nail phone bill thing. I don't. I still don't like that. I do well to me asking for a nail and phone bill because it's grooming and printing, but not only that, like bitch, I just went and got a hunt. It all the

better here nails. Everything is inflated down so that we're like, I'm gonna get my nails. You can send a picture. Is expensive, however, the only way that is acceptable, Like I'm talking to the bitches that are fucking the still six years No, no, I'm still saying that is okay if the man you were dating works at Target or FedEx or the Lazy warehouse or has a job where he makes less than seventy five thousand a year, asking for nails and stuff like that is okay to ask

from those men. If you're fucking a man who works in the financial district, who was an athlete, who was a rapper, who wears Valenciaga like, who literally makes overall honey la a drug deala too. I was gonna say, if you're fucking with them or or a scar if you know they don't if you so, That's what I'm saying.

That's why there is a difference asked for nails and shoes and stuff if you're dealing with somebody like but definitely asked not light like light bitch, she answered for the sheet anyways, real quick, I want to get into something I said to get through this outline. Another ice Preaker question your partner. Now we're getting into relationships. Your partner asked to have a threesome with you and one of their exes. Do you say sure? Do you say

absolutely the funk not? What do you think I'm gonna say? Damn, that's a tough one. I think you would. I think you would ask to see what they look like. You know, you're it's given no what's my only nickname? And that I gave myself so absolutely not. You want me keep the bit, I'll only ask you that because I asked my ex to do that with me and it didn't go off to us. But what you said X not a previous funck? Oh I did say X not a

previous funk. I mean to me, all my previous fox is exs because I never really have any previous funk without an X. Okay, Last one, you gotta be in another city. Let's like we're pulling up to let's just say we randomly in Houston. You're like, no, I used to suck this bitch here, but she's not an ex, so if there was a title, you don't want her involved. But if he just sucked her, you would suck. Yeah. I think so okay that I can handle. Okay, but she can't be in the same city because if you

remember that pussy good, you ain't gonna get it. Okay, you're right. Last one, your best friend tells you she's been dating someone and she believes that she is in love. This is her soul mate. She didn't know you and him had a sexual past until he told her. She comes to you. Do you give her the grace to continue dating this person because she believes she found her love, or do you step in like not bitch, Well, you

gotta dad that because I sucked him. I would say, give her the grace because, Okay, do you remember my situation with loverboy. Yes, And I didn't know that was hard. Okay. I think we were maybe third day, but that's early on. But I like really was into him and I was already sucking him. And I lived in New York and she in New York. Um, and I think it bothered her, but she like gave her blessing or whatever. But like

I remember, it bothered her. And I remember a little bit because she was still trying to find that nigga. When she went to year, she was like, well, I'm gonna hit him up. I know, yeah, but I also didn't know. Yeah, I didn't really understand. Um, so now I switched in reverse. You would allow that to happen. Yeah, I'm older, and so the older I get, the less I care. Okay, that sane. That's why we're gonna be single forever. I'm already a cat lady. Bitch, you got

a dog, you might get a fish. You wanna get a goldfish? Bitch? If my mom my mom. But I'm trying to think, like, what is the marker? Where someone is like off limits, like I ha oha so much, I ain't gonna hold you. Jordan's the nigga used and he ain't even got a nick name. That's how much I used to love that nigga. Do you did I share this on the pod? Do you know? He had the nerve? And I hope his bitch now is listening, because yes, the same girl. He's still with the same bitch.

If y'all want to hear that story, go to uh Sureley meet Barbara the episode on Patreon. Anyways, he just plut in my d M s and send me a video of myself like I think this is you, and it was clearly a video from because baby the way it was fucking pixelated. I said, sir, if you think anything is me on your phone, you can delete it. And Sir, I don't know you have a blessed day.

I ended it, thanks management. He said, Okay, I think this nigg my whole tattoo and it is me having a whole deal doo in my ask why are you sending me videos of myself to my Instagram thing? And I think it's you, like to my Instagram because he ain't got my new number. That is way too much. I said, sir, if you think you have any other videos of me in your phone that you think are me, delete them and don't hit me up again. Girl. Someone

you bring up there. You said, it looks like nineteen Keys told me once that he was gonna post photos of me naked that he still hadn't. Yes, he did on his laptop. He did never forget when to post them on his laptop, just like I have pictures you did da if you want to say something about me, And I was like, honey, post him post my tiny little eighteen year old tats and tell everyone it's wheezy. Please do it like wow. Yeah. When I tell you, I was like, I can't believe you're sending this to me,

and don't do it again. But also I'm sure he was like, don't over me. I would be really embarrassed if someone tried to like revenge point me. But at the same time, I called you. Even if that ship leaked, bro, it was so pixelated, it was like this gotta be from I think we're in a culture of where people

really don't like seeing that ship happen to people. No, well, I don't think they're gonna look at it, but like, I don't think revenge point is good at all, Like even seeing the ship that happened with fucking Safari last month, which it was so it was assumed that he leaked to himself, but there was a leaked video of him and his recent girlfriend. How I didn't see it and whole bunch of no. And this is probably why he said I'm I'm gonna file charges because I was like,

this ain't the same dick we saw. The dick was looking a little smaller. It was given you here, dick fishing like, So it was a sex tape of him with this dick, and we all saw what a dick looked like. Dick wasn't dicking, look it was dicking in solo picture and so it was like, oh no, we was dick fished. So it didn't get a good response. So then he was like, I'm calling the SAT bitch just like and I find out who did this and leaked my sex, So I'm gonna be row with you.

I don't think anybody can find anybody. Bro, I've had people. I'll never get that girl that said that ship when I worked at white House black Market and sent my mugshot. Remember that not believe people really want to ruin you, and like I remember, I mean, I ain't gonna hold you. I thought I was the villain on all of my pots until bitch, you keep losing your social media. The fact that you don't even have a Twitter right now, I don't know what that is. What is going? Like?

Do you remember when I lost it? It was funny Julius. So for anyone that doesn't know why I lost my Twitter, it was I don't understand why she's still suspended. Like the day of the Sex Cells premiere, UM, I was posting and it was recently this one. I was posting it that Da da and Funny Julius said, oh my god,

this is so dope. I can't believe you've got a TV short or something said you're doing it out here, and I replied and said, yeah, she's just not She's not just a horror podcaster, she's a whole TV two and she was you. You were talking about yourself a third person, which is crazy because I watched bro I watched porn on Twitter and you can't say ho. Now I have been called but also I called no no, no am you called me a racist on Twitter, and I'm not even that's harassment. I talk a lot of

ship on Twitter. I have been on Twitter since April two thousand nine. In my account has not going. If this is real, what has never been suspended? So I don't know people is out for you. I didn't want to get real though, to our vanilla ship for this week, I sat with it's that fucking voodoo beach. It might be, it might be, it might be, it might be. They said, you might have to see the hood Hiller, which we don't like over here, but you might have to see her.

Not her trying to pray the game away girl, not her saying that postpartument is not a thing. What we talked about that here on the Pot. She said, excuse for for mothers to be lazy. We already talked about that here on the Pot. We did. But I thought she believes in science. I'm not gonna lie anyone who believes in astrology doesn't give I believe in science to me. Hey guys, it's a girl man DyB Hi. I'm Wheezy and we are the host of the Horrible Decisions podcast.

Just wanting to let you know that we are being a part of the Envisioned Festival here in Brooklyn, New York. That's right, that's October one, and seconds look forward to checking us out. We're gonna be doing a panel there. I don't know if we've ever done a panel together, but it's not a live show, but we get to talk amongst you guys, and I'm really looking forward to being in Brooklyn and baby, yes, ma'am, Well, get your tickets now at Envisioned Festival dot com. That is e

n V s N Festival dot com. Get your tickets now. We can't wait to see you there. Now, let's get to the show. We're gonna get into our vanilla ship, which is sex. In the news, y'all appears that Frank Ocean is selling a twenty five thousand diamond encrusted sex toy. Yeah, that's what I tell you, Kick Cutt, he need to put it on that dick he got on that sock with that Wait, he got a big dick to pictures fire.

You know whose dick is firing? Kind of hinted at it a couple of weeks ago, but you ain't really let me finish. But when I saw your elbow in the blue suit, if he had a whole print and I was like, that nigga print was bulging at that moment. I don't know, but you've seen this. I don't believe. I don't believe niggas with socks on there and that

what he got many dangly look at that. I mean, I don't fu dangly earring nigger And he was uncircumcised, and I was like, this isn't this isn't bad unsucucised dick because the danile earring and he doesn't so hard bro Well, the Channel Orange Singers luxury company homer unbuild a new diamond encrusted eighteen carrot gold cock ring. Frank Ocean pill a new name for that, I mean dick ring. We'll just call it an over because also we're not

fully white, so that's why we don't say cock. Uh. Frank Ocean posted the photo of someone wearing the blinged out trinket with their genitals blurred out on Instagram Stories. It's unknown as the if the person pictured is Frank Ocean himself. UM, let me zoom in on this so you could see this is the cutt ring. Where's the dick? They blurted out, why we can't see it because mission

was on Instagram. He would have lost his Instagram The provoctive Fogo funny for showing a dick when all I did was called us exactly so the head turning a dormant known as you Already. The Triple x l H Bone ring is a part of his new line of accessories under the Homer brand. The ring is adorned with an array of princess cut diamonds and finished with high polish for a happy than five hundred and seventy dollars. If you want a matching ring for your hand that's set,

that will set you back nine forty dollars. How do you think he got paid to do this? This is what I'm saying. The product description doesn't offer sizing dimensions, and the ring is available by inquiry only. Huffington post his reach out to Homer for further information, so there's no longer there's currently no further information. However, um yeah, it will know if he's able to get this. We see that Chris Brown has been charging a thousand dollars for me and greet. This may be his way too,

even if he sells two bits, right? Is it like a banks? The moment, Like for anyone who doesn't who banks he is. He is a graffiti artist that is anonymous but really popular. A lot of people know the little girl with the heart balloons, black and white photos, but the red hearts, the monkey with the headphones. But what I started learning about Banksy because he did a lot, a lot of n F T s and stuff. Right, I don't know, but I went to a museum and he had in m l A or gallery and it

wasn't him. I think it just they did it in honor of him. But he did a lot of political ship where he would like do um spray paint the queen or try to make all these political messages. And that's why he's anonymous because he think still try to kill him. But he sold a painting for a million dollars, okay, And after he sold it, got a shredder, put it through the shredder and sold it just like that. And I wonder if this is Frank Ocean's like, y'all want

my music so bad that you'll do anything? Because I don't know, it's possibly I did want to ask. It's gotta be something I want to ask you because you uh referred to us in yourself and we talked about famous celebrity ship. We talked about how we wouldn't do an only fans, but is there a sex toy that you would sell at a very high price like this bitey chance um. When I interviewed Lenna and she talked about the uh not the it she do you know how it's made? No, so she had to being gorged.

Oh wait, she has a fleshlight of the inside of her pussy and her butt. Oh this is, by the way, the best episode of sex Cells ever. This is one where like if anyone saw the clip of the comm squirting on my face, it was crazy. Where I got to Liz helped me go to Evil Angel, So I basically did this episode about independent porn and big studio porn. And Leonard had to talk about how she has to get all this money right, because she got all this

capital to buy a house just to shoot point in. Specifically, what was so interesting about making the fleshlight is she had to go somewhere in masturbate to get her pussy in her volva like open and ready and juicy, so that they could get the mold in there. That's nuts, but also to pull that's just nuts. I mean, I'm sure it's obviously like safe whatever they're using. Are you saying that that's what you would want to I'm saying, like, to me, that's something super invasive, that's my body, so

you would sell that for a high price. I don't think I would tell anything that had to do with my body because to me, that could be the same as only fans. I don't want people to feel like they have access to that. Um. But then like something would be willing to sell um products that I use,

branded Dodos, things like that. Um, it would have to be toys, even if it was like my own no pun because there's a story all over like the country called pleasure Chest, but like my own little like sex toy kit, I would talk explicitly about how I used to, maybe even make a video like explaining how I use it, putting out my hands, like making it fun like that. But like, but you wouldn't sell like your own toy

that had anything to do with your body. No, because to me, I feel like this has anything to do with Frank Ocean's body as much as it's just the fact that I don't. Yeah, I don't think that has anything to his body either, Okay, But I'm just saying like if it was me, like on a box, Oh my god, no dude, Okay, would you a fleshlight? You can get my budahole, y'all can get my motherfucking pussy, y'all can get these titties. Y'all can get a sex doll. Bit So the why this? I can open it, ah, bitch,

mom my mouth. Put me in a sex doll, and I would sure the blow doll that we had on the stage kind of look like no, no, no, no, them thighs one big enough, baby, I need You're gonna have to blow extra for the thighs. I need these thighs motherfucking blown up. And you come the bicycle pump. You could fuck these motherfucking thives. Baby, I need. I need the circumference of these thighs exact. Have you measured yourself lately? By the way I had to do it for a fitting, and I was like, I don't need

to tell me to just send it, send it. I don't hold you. This is why I'm I'm management right now. Coming in and they're like, so let's get a stilence, and I'm like, no, uh no, actually because I don't want to deal. I know I can't fit the fucking

Mandy shelf. I like, we're gonna have to wait if I canna that, not only are gonna have to get a stylence, probably gonna have to buy the closes because they're either gonna have to be fucking taken in, sitched stitched to where now I have to keep the clothes that I was supposed to be able to give back. So I was just like, nigga, no go to like but you know what, I don't know if I like how to ask them trying to help that ship. You know what I just said to get us that was

why you gotta wear a name brand. You're gonna get this Forurverse? Why one Zara on this ad? I do legs are closed. I love Zara real quick. I wanted to get to a quick hord derve before we get slightly into ending the show with our horrible decision, which is raising dating standards based on a recent article. Well good luck doing that, but the horder for this is

actually a wax candle tip um. I wanted to share this because now that I'm fucking new niggas uh and I'm not currently fucking new niggas out, but when I broke up with my ex, I was like, Oh, let me hit these new niggas. And this is where I realized not everyone is this kinky. Is why I talked about the things I wanted in the beginning of this episode. But I realized that if you want to incorporate wax play into the bedroom, these are the tips that I wanted to share with you. Um way wax play is.

By the way, do not just think you can light a candle and put it on somebody's body. Um when you when you play with wax candles, they need to be specifically soy candles, which make it to whear. When they burn, it turns into an oil, not a wax. So even when you drop it on somebody's body, the body being of course oh cooler temperature than the fire, is not going to turn the wax to a solid. It's going to turn it into a missile. I'm gonna be honest with you what Mandy said, soy, I agree,

if you have time to buy this ship cool. No, but this is what the tip is. If you randomly do it with a candle. No, No, The only tip is just fur my tip because you are specific wax play, because I have a lot of wax candles now because it was something that and I've been trying to sneak it into when new niggas and it's just taking me a little longer. So I have tips. At least you have new nigs many yes, well, no, I don't anymore. This was right when I broke up. I have not

had sex congratulate sex during two cycles. To me, that's two months. Even though it may only be thirty days, it's a period. In a period, it's given two months anyways, wouldn't stop myself. Here are my wax candle sex tips for those of you interested in wax play if you're going to plant it into your night specifically, these are my tips. Light the candle before you get into the room, as in, say, y'all are watching TV out in the living room and you know you want to incorporate a

wax candle. Light the candle, then come back to your room. I say that because there were many times where I lit the candle once we got into the room, and by the time I wanted to play with the candle, there wasn't enough wax. So Wax candles take hind a bit of time to burn to create enough wax to really massage it into to make it fun, So you want to let it be burning for quite some time before you just say, let me light a candle. It's not amazingly when you make the n dinner and put

it on. Yes, if you cook it for the nigga and y'all watching the show on Netflix and then you go into the room light the candle before you even get to the bedroom. That's first tip. Second tip, they are scented. I ain't gonna hold you, bitch. I got one that was birthday cake and I don't like sweet ship, so it just wasn't for me. I don't want my nigga smelling like a birthday cake. Sorry, maybe a bitch smelling like a birthday cake is cool. I don't want

my nigga smelling like icy. So I have one that's Burgermont Burger Move Burger something and sandal wood, and it makes him smell more masculine. So be particular in the sense that you choose for these wax candles, because the whole room will smell like that. So I would stay away from like the and it's been I would say lavender, looking to the smells that create like a centual vibe, even smells that you would literally smelling like a spa. But be careful with the food smells, bro. This has

been an issue. Lamb wanted to do um Wax play and he wanted to. He wanted to do it because he saw a clip of Rory and I. I poured a candle on him and he was like, I thought. I thought I was just cool and I was like, yo, I'm a fucking podcastro but you know it's content. I'm like, it's just making a clip and he's like, I'm doing is ship to you tonight? So I laughed. So he never brought anything for it. I had a candle burning and it was Paulo Santo la Labo candle, and this

nigga picked it up. I said, what then are you doing? Oh? He know? And I said to him, I just smelled like this ship all night And he said, what's the problem. He said, don't you be burning the ship anyway? Yes? Yes, but That's what I'm saying. When you want to smell like but when you incorporate into the bed, especially because again soy candles turn into massage oil. Your whole sex session is gonna smell like this, so be particular on the scent that you choose, because any candle, no for sure,

it gets in your skin. It's wild, it's wild. The last tip um start by dripping the wax on less sensitive areas because I'm dealing with newbies. Didn't really go slowly. Moved to more sensitive areas such as the inner thighs, making sure to check in with your partners to test new areas, and never pour the wax on the head, phase, genitals,

or inside the body. We know that I would say, specifically for men, start with I was actually gonna say, if he's laying on his stomach where he would be getting a massage, do the lower back and the back of the legs. A lot of men who are athletic or do a lot with their legs, they just they're not really the back of their legs being so hot wax being poured on is way more like, it was less jarring than if you do it to their shoulders or or like places where they can tense up. You

can't really tense up the back of your leg. So I would say start from like the ankle up, massage there, then go to the lower back and then move up. I sense that men are way less sensitive on their legs. So if you're gonna play with wax, start high, of course, because you don't want to make them jarred. But don't start anywhere where they can tense up because then it's gonna kind of ruin the mood. So start from the

ankles up with wax play would be my tip. Um. And now before we get out of here, no hole mail because we started with it. Um. We started off with kind of what we're looking for. But there was an article that was posted and it's said, I remember, it was something like dating opportunities for men are decreasing as more healthy relationships standards arise. Men are reportedly at their loneliness romantically as potential partners are not settling for

the same. Dating standards from the nineteen nineties apparently meant today outnumber women on dating sites and have become the largest growing group of long term single people in the last thirty years, according to a psychologists backed by research shared in Sight Today. One study is shared by the Outlet from twenty nineteen suggests that men ages twenty five

to fifty four. That's a large as to fifty four are the fastest growing group of long term single people since nineteen ninety, it will only worsen in the future. While they represent approximately six of dating app users, outnumbering women. Another study conducted in with over forty people showed the men reported more loneliness than women. Um, there are several factors men report. I'm gonna tell you what. Niggas cannot be alone enough by their hose and maybe saying give

talk to talk, preach to him. That's why, maybe saying oh girls back and desperate and this and this and that women take a lot of time to heal. Niggas cannot be alone. They are constantly surrounding themselves. That she's not projecting right. No, bro, this was given Maggie, But do you think it was giving Maggie? Nah? God, I think nigga's be quick to just they was already cheating, so they was already fucking somebody actually really not even

thinking about old bay. I genuinely believe men cannot be alone. I think that is why they're able to have you know, for example, Yeah, this is some fucking ship I forgot. I'm so glad it just came to mark. Brianda went on a date and the guy told her this ship and I was like, oh, the guy said to her, when women have a connection with a man, Yes, it's very rare to have a spark with someone. Yes, I do agree to that. They think mate for life, mate

for life. This is gonna be my man. This is like someone I need to have to be the father of my kids. Whatever you tie this thing about wanting to lock him down. When men feel a spark, they recognize it, they know it's special, but they do not consider longevity. Oh, they because they isolate the experience. And I hated that it fits the bill for me. When I feel a spark all of those things start popping in my head at long term. Oh, I've know in

five minutes, bro, I really know. If I'm like, oh, I just start looking and just start thinking and just like looking up and down, like thinking, like my ovaries almost kicking. Even if I don't want to like have sex, I just start thinking. I start planning for your future and then find that spark and they figure out where they place. I think they fear. I think they fear

that spark, and that's the problem. I think in men from their twenties to thirties, because they have this crave to be the man or the hope, or because financially they aren't in a place where they can be the providers of the protectors. They feel like they have all the time in the world. Their sperm always works. We have a biological clock, which may be also the reason why we've forced the need to be married sooner, to become a mom sooner, because we have a biological clock

that men do not. And so I think that men feel like they have all the time in the world to get the ship together. They want to have fun, they want to be the man, they want to be able to live life. I was just watching the fucking Murder inc Dot the way when this nigger got money and started realizing how he could show up. Because he had this money, in this power and could get whatever

he wanted, he acted on it. And I think that because society doesn't shame men to be host they feel like they could be in their whole phase a lot longer, which scares them when they meet a woman. Because men get better with age. Well valid, yes, that's just one thing. Men get better with age, And we're talking about how we used to get so much we were younger and broke. I believe I'm getting better with age, but maybe I

am less desirable. Maybe niggas wanted to suck me when I was super young, and I was like, and now you're older with But also I feel like women, our standards do change when we get older. The fact that now Nigga wanted men to take out my trash when I had three roommates, that was the last thing I was worried about. That's fair, you know what I mean. But back to Nigga's being um needing women all the time. So I thought about that moment or not being able

to be alone. I thought about that moment because I was like, Wow, I've definitely heard men describe multiple relationships with women and how each woman is like, oh she does this, She's like this did like Nigga's that are hops, Whereas with women when they meet somebody that's got they're like, gosh,

I'm that girl too. I'm like, I can't wait to tell you about this person, and they're like, right, for example, b d D, I think he's amazing, right, But if I met someone else, I kind of just like totally forget about what a great guy he is, because now I've got to spark with this person, with someone who are as niggas be trying to keep them holes. I've had a spark with you, you you you, and we're not why because they can't be alone and we're and

we're kept with them forever. I'm not gonna lie because are dumbas is we'd be liking them. Niggas believe in their lyindness. But anyways, I would say, ladies, as you age. If you also start back from episode one of this podcast, the way my mind is completely shifted. In my standards of dating, casual sex, what I want from a partner

is like ever changing. If you listen to last week's episode, I'm probably different this week because as hope and I'm literally realizing that it's not even my standards, but what I want has changed. M hm and so fellas, it's gonna get harder because not only do we have fucking social media. We're seeing bitches get fucking thousands of dollars for their birthdays. We're seeing bitches get range overs, were

seeing the flowers. It's all in our face for when one man treats one woman really good, and it's paraded online our standards now raising our head even though we shouldn't be comparing our love lives, we do. And so I think social media is also a huge aspect that's drawing these unrealistic parallels to what we see from maybe the famous people to our real lives. It's just interesting. I mean, you know what, I don't think you famous people. I think TikTok couples. Oh wait, no, but I think

they do it just TikTok. They love each other. But that's oh that too. So you're right, it's fake, it's phony. But that's what I'm saying. Oh you're right, y'all. Stop with these dumb ass gets. Bro, Bro, the skids gotta stop because nigga even Nimes on TikTok. Fine, but you can't be a TikTok. I ain't gonna hold you. I really like this one, dude. Don't sorry that we use an inn where so much to funk y'all whites that are listening. Uh. I saw him and I was like,

the white lumberjack nigge. No, no, no, no, First off, it's white man, because you can lumberjack. I didn't know where yours because I saw this man that I really wanted to fun. But then he started dancing with shrimp. He like cooks, and I'm like, oh no, not just salmon guy. He needs to be arrested. Who comes, it's not the FC thing. They called him a salmon ray come for the for the for the food. The f d a food and that nigga hopped out of a fool.

But let's have my horrible let's not talk hold you because he like, why was he in an apartment and all these bitches was getting you gotta have a salmon where we eat it? I gotta fry? Okay. Anyways, y'all, uh again, make sure you guys subscribe to our Patreon y'all has been a pleasure. Hopefully by the next time we get it to the studio, we fucking um. Nonetheless, we got three weeks. Yeah, we got we got a couple of weeks. Make sure y'all follow us. I'm patreon

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Slash four Decisions. Thank you guys for tuning in to yet another episode of horrible Decisions. By right, it's bonus beach. Welcome to another town hall for this is your everybody. I don't know what Barry said the Bengo card around, but basically, let's bury Barry. Let's give it to you Barry. What is the key word for this evening that if it is said, everyone must take a shot. I'm mute yourself and tell us pot I didn't even set it up. Give me like two seconds, I'll give it to you. Well,

you can set it up. Put it in the chest, y'all. There is a card where again any of the words that are said, mark your bingo card, but also take a shot with us um As you guys know, not only did I jurnk pumpkin spice latte three days in a row, including on horrible decisions, Maybe I have pumpkin ill beer because I am that quite and I'm not

really white, but baby, I love some pumpkin. And although this weekend is about to be ninety degrees in New York City, elite has fallen on the ground, and therefore it's giving fall the leaves that started to fall. You get it, so fall. I don't know what's worse, pumpkin or cat. You having a cat or the pumpkin ship. Bro, Black people have cat and black people eat pumpkin. What's crazy is pumpkin pie tastes just like sweet potato. So technically the way all I'll beat sweeper Tati pie is

really pumpkin pie. They just put extra brown sugar in it and ship and say it's sweeper tape. That's all it is. Bro. Let me tell you something about these motherfucking white people in West Hollywood. First of all, it's a goddamned dog im along right now, and I'm about to tell her as to pick that ship up. Yeah, I'm here looking out the window. First of all, I'm outside of my own goddamn African American home. When this bitch across the street, Nina takes a ship on my grass.

I'm holding a poop bag. Some of y'all are on live when it's bitch just working with me two days ago. So Nina takes a ship and the lady comes out from her kitchen because her kitchen is facing the street in my house, and she goes, um, are you gonna pick that up? What if you wanted to fertilize your motherfucking grab Nicka. I looked her dead in the face, held up the poop bag so that she can see I had one of my hands. Why would I just have ship all over my own house, bitch? So then

I'm like, okay, she's a bit. So I get on Live. I start talking about it. Right. Maybe she heard me. Maybe she didn't confirm she heard me. This morning, I'm a friend of mine who's state been staying here for like three weeks while they find the place in l A. She was like, Yo, your neighbor is uh a wild one. I said, really, what happened? She said, I went across the street to say hi because Nina ran over there,

and she goes, Oh, at least someone likes me. I think your partner, because I guess you just assumed I have a gay. Look Mandy would love that one. Your partner doesn't. I don't know really what what transpired between us, but apparently there's an issue. Bitch, we got an issue. Home. You came outside in your robe no shoes, I might add, don't know why white people love walking around with no shoes on, and told me to pick up my own dogshit.

Son living in a house is quite told you to pick up your leftian ass dog shit, which I can't believe. That partner, Why would you assume I'm gay? I can't absolutely believe, she said, your partner. I probably would too. I told you you'd be giving a studs. Well, maybe it's my car because I feel like the niggas think I have a nigga car like the Matt Green's giving nigga. So maybe that's it. I don't know, but bitch, you got a lot of goddamn nerve. So anyway, that's the

chronicles what it's like to It's just the house. It is weird. I almost missing an apartment already. I love that. Crazy that you even say that, because one of the things about my building that I loved. I lived in the Bronx in Lea for motherfucker's six years. Eight No not now one neighbor now one name, not a motherfucker. We would get in then no, no, no, no, no, That's what I'm saying. We would get in the elevator and almost feel like we opts and we wasn't. Baby

am I building? Now we get on. Hey, how is your day? Have a good one? You're dogs so cute? Hey, like bro, they shared drugs with us. We're going turn up at party my building right now. Mine need just like only three blacks to where when anyone comes that is up three black. No, I'm one of the black to where when anyone comes here, they'd be like, oh going to which they say, my fucking no, They just know everyone coming to my house when they call me here.

Hate that ship you build people. They do that at w TF because we're the black floor and every time Nigga is walking there, he'd be like the flooring number five, flooring number five. Now that's what I'm saying, bro. In my building, I actually talked to the white people their little cute as dogs. Mind you, it is giving one one Damatians. You know why, because everybody looked like they pet It's really valid. They look just like the motherfucker's they walking the beasts on the lead ship.