Ep 281: Death By Sex

We glasses, I put them on glass. I was like, let me come on here looking innocent and ship. Because I knew this bitch was gonna pull up with with a Barrett was gonna do this. You should Since I knew she was gonna do this, ship, why wouldn't Benna get your little pop cologne. I'm gonna be real with you. I thought about bringing Mandy one, but I was like, if she throws in the trash, can im and I ain't gonna jo I'm a ball head at home now.

I don't really be wearing a hat. No, no, it doesn't like it looks weird, like I'd be trying to pull off hats bro so motherfucking niggas do it well. Yeah, but they wear fitted like they'd be wearing like yes, like I gotta get a little beanie one. I realized my head is kind of little, so I don't you know what I mean, I just don't wear the hat. I'm good wigs for the wintertime. You try to be funny. Oh like oh, like I was saying, like to keep

my head. No, no, no, I mean it's like in the summer, because sometimes you'll do a week like wigs in the summer, ain't it Because yeah, yeah, And I think now I got a little bit of money so I can get a real good lace wig. You just got a little bit of money I've been I ain gonna hold you. The problem is like with the lace wigs, you really gotta like cover them at night. You have to make sure the lace at live my life. I don't want to walk around smelling light. Gots to be

like you wouldn't get it. You really don't know what gottly. It's kind of disappointing. You've been working with us how long and you ain't know what got to be it wait, you know what pump it up is? You know what peak moisturized? Am? I can smell what you're saying. You see what I mean? You know the smells of all those those are the smells. Are you all notice? And guess what? I bet you there are people that don't. Do you have sex appartment? You know it depends on

the day. That depends on the day. We know what you want? Wanted to girlfriend, listened to the show. Don't just be talking like I'm trying to be a fun part. I'm just trying to um. And my name is Reezy. You know. I just came back home. I'll mind you this whole win to that motherfucking country in January and I'm like, oh, summer here. Six months later, we're about to stop hearing about this bitch when it did a fucking re up. Now we gotta hear about it for

another six months. Well, you know what's crazy. I don't know why I kept it going, but it just got so funny that I was like sucking them, like why not to go back? But anyway, Um, I talked about Paris on Patreon so to give you guys, but no, I talked about the girl I met there and ship. Um, but the most fun part of my trip was actually Italy. I did not know and maybe I did, but maybe

I just couldn't afford it. Like you know when you don't have access to ship, so you don't really know what's what you going on, like I would see Postitano and think it was Posticino like Amalfi. I didn't know what the funk that ship was, how far it was. I didn't realize how accessible it was. Um. So for any black girls don't want to do some traveling in the summertime next year, um, Italy is where they love us. I've been with Vinnie before and like travel there before,

but not like this. So I basically did southern Italy. So I flew into Rome and I took a train and you go to Naples, which is one of the cheapest places that I ever visited. Really, yes, I did not know how poor of a country Italy was, but somebody started telling me about it, like how Naples is like the third most popular. You got Rome, Milan, the Naples. Naples has so many cheap clothes, Mandy, like my homegirl. Now I was getting like thigh high boots for fifteen dollars.

People like shopping in Thailand. I swear to god, she it was cheaper than Thailand. It was Thailand prices. And Gabby's been living in Milan and she didn't know, but we was on FaceTime with friends, like what you want, Like it was that cheap. This beret is from Naples anyway? That has just sold me? Dog? Wait they fit like sighs or is it like Europeans something. It's like European bulls, Like I got the ankle boots. I got they. I mean, I mean she could fit the ankles. But I'm talking

about does the ship go past you? They have like the oversized ones. Bro, it was I don't know why it was there. You ain't gotta say that's nice. You don't know nothing. Let us get our girl talk off all right. Um, so super cheap. So if anyone wants to travel, and I'm telling you, like it was cheap. So the reason you go to Naples is how you get to the Almafi coast and the Capri and all that. So little miss uh, I know somebody with a boat, my homegirl and I like, we go to she's been

living in Italy. We go there. I have no idea where I'm sleeping tomorrow. Our whole week in Italy, we were just winging it. So our last night and so home. We were staying there at Rome. She was like, let's go out, and I was feeling real sad. I don't know why. Sometimes I'm not just beginning down and I was writing to my little manifestation notebook. She came in drunk after meeting some of the the time guys. She's like, we're going out, bitch, I'm sick of it. You've been

in the room for two days. I was only there for two days and jet leg We're going out. We're gonna meet some guys with a boat. And I was like, no, we're not sure enough, bitch. We go out. We're the only black girls there. It's like they're just are and you bro, and I mean and I see, actually no, I'm sorry. I saw one of the black girl who had just niggas on her dick and I don't know what it is what they're black, but you can't call niggas. There was a town on the deck we call sometimes

these white nings. You could call him egas Italian. Okay, that's a good one. So this guy comes up and He's like, what's your name? It's like my name, I love you know, all the accents in Europe kind of saying guy, they are kind of He's like, oh, I'm wait wait, I'm trying to think of, like what was you gotta love? And you are yes, you are black

and something. Okay, they like skin there. So anyway, basically we start flirting with these niggas and I hate mine because his ship is receding and hers look kind of good, and we're just looking at each other like which one got more money? Right, because we can't figure it out. So everybody in Italy is leaving for the weekend to go down to southern Italy, which is like a thing you do. It's like going to Miami for New Yorkers,

I guess. So finally she gives me this look like eye contact, like bitch, I got it, Like I got the fitch. So he's like, we go on my boat day. We go to Capri. I have a friend with the boat of apartment to stay. Yeah, and I was like, okay, we can't stay with this neighbor where we defin definitely boat access. So sure enough we get to Naples. He buys us a train ticket. We could say in a hotel, we party there. We know we're going to Capri on Saturday beach. We got the outfits and this is low

key way. Sometimes I love girl trips because y'all just be planning on pictures and outfits. I'm like, okay, bitch, this is what I'm gonna doing. I'm gonna change and this one so it look like a new day. So because the hotels in Capri or three k Night by the way, oh dud, Young Miami and Diddy were there at the same time as us, fucking um, j Lo, Leonardo DiCaprio for everybody, all of them. Oh yeah, that's what you show. Young Miami was there. I think it was Dre Drey was at the table with Diddy. I

mean she was at the table. But everybody was like their partying. A lot of people were there. That's where I met horrible decisions listeners, like I was telling you on Patreon. Um. They were all white, by the way, which was kind of fun, wonderful, um because every time a white girls had me there, I was like, So, anyway, we go out the night before and we get fucking lit. We meet some black Navy seals and my friend's phone goes missing. So the Navy Seals niggas be like, oh, shoot,

we're gonna help you out right. That's just what army niggas do. Girl, The Navy and the Army, don't get confused. Military, my baby, Okay, thank you, my friend, my sister from the Army, and really serious about like separating. The Navy Seals feel like they're creme. The whole uniform is different. Which uniform you like? The best? We can't do it is what's the next to the uniforms? So the Army is like the Army fatigue. The Navy is the blue ones,

the air Force. Navy is white. I thought is white? Marine? Marie might be white. Marina's white, Navy's blue. Armies like and it what's the what's the other one? Is that where they get navy blue from? Don't do that? Actually, I think? So, wait, which came first, Navy blue or naming the Navy Navy? I don't wait. I feel like Crayola named that. Oh yeah, Crayola named it after the

military for show Bush Show. Oh okay, okay, So the black dude they're one of the Navy Seals, goes to fucking find the phone for some reason, she pointed away. I don't think it was her fault. She was just carrying on about her phone being stolen. So security. I'm over there smoking in the corner, trying to meet some new Italian neggs. I just see one of the guys we were hanging with getting carried off the club. So I run to Gabby to find her, because I'm like,

holy shit, is she okay? I find Gabby and I'm like, yo, what the fuck. She's like, dude, this is so fun say about somebody. But it was so funny. She goes, I don't know what's going on. I lost my phone. I just got it back, but he got beat up. All the guys got kicked out of the club. I'm like, holy shit, what are you? What are we gonna do with this? All of this, I was going to smoke. You have to spoke in a different area. And it was a popping as day date, like a nightclub, but

like on the beach. I'm like, we gotta go get him, and she's like, but we don't even know that why we're I'm like, Gabby, he's like bleeding from the head, and she goes, but we should be having a good time. I'm with her. I was like, bitch, but he was looking for your phone and she's like, but I haven't now, bitch, this girl. I was sitting there with shots and the nigga's credit card, talking about I'm not gonna spend money again, but he told me to get drinks. Why would we

leave them, bitch? So then we So he got kicked out, but she kept his credit card and she went to order drinks on his card. She was in the middle of getting drinks on his card when he went to look for the phone for her. So I'm like, Gabby, we at least gotta go check on him, and she's like okay. So Gaby's so excited because the club is popping and we hadn't found someplace yet. So we go outside. Man, do you want to tell you theything got blood all

over him, He got a knot on his head. Gabby comes outside and goes, you, guys, I talked to the owner. They said we can go back in. Like, bitch, what. Now We're in a car and going home and she is so mad at me because I made her leave. I'm like, bro, we just witnessed some racially insensitive ship She's like, I know, but I was able to get them back in. Now we have all these shots, like we should have never left. So anyway, in a jest, I'm like, all right, fine, let's go. Let's just go

somewhere else and get sucked up. So we get sucked up. We get home at five am, what do we have to do at nine am? Take the fucking goddamn ferry to go to Capri where we planned our outfits, where we knew we were gonna be on this yacht and be lit. Mandy. I don't know if we've ever been on a boat together, maybe once in Jamaica, but I am I'm just a bitch to get sick. We didn't even make it to the yacht and I already felt dizzy, and I was like, wow, this is always something I know.

So we get on this fucking yacht and there's like one model. They're Italian guys, and just like everybody is attractive, and the boats not even taken off yet, and I'm ready to throw up, but I was like, it's okay, maybe this ship will pass bit were they're sailing the on off fee coast. This ship is gorgeous. Ship is litle fucking and I think I could see literally see ludicrous across on another yacht and I'm like, damn, this

ship is so fired. And what am I doing, Oh, hanging on the rail and trying to get some air. That reminds me of when I was in Dubai with my African. He got us a boat for a day to go across, like around Palm Island. Uhuh bitch. Half of the boat ride, I'm hurled in a fetal position on the thing and he just rubbing my head and I'm like, I'm so sorry because it's just us on the boat. He got up the boat with just me and him. Bro literally forty five minutes into the boat,

I felt so sick and broke. It is Palm Island in Dubai and it was beautiful. Damn. I was done. I was done. I was in a fetal position goddamn three quarters of the time. It's like, you're trying to be funny, son. I was so pissed, So then minds you. I'm not trying to leave my home girl alone because I know this they're gonna try to do take her downstairs on the yard and try to fuck. So she keeps looking at me like this. She's like, I gotta go check on Gela. Hey, she's okay, Yeah, that's all here.

I'm like, no, I need her. The boat didn't have any of them, like seasick. It was too late. Okay, once you are. I'm getting hot thinking about it. I take off this market, Bret. Wait. So then I said, let me just jump in the water to see how I feel. Right, let me just that can help you. I jump off the side of the fucking boat. I thought I was gonna feel better. And the issue is that I found out when so many boats are on the water, it causes more waves, so it just doesn't

stop moving. Dog, I'm telling you, I think my head felt like a pinball machine. It was so bad, and I didn't want to throw up in front of everybody because I was embarrassed. So finally everybody goes to have lunch on the back of the boat and in front of the boat, I'm like, this is my time to throw up. Here go Gabby, can you not throw up right now? I really wanted to jump in the water and take pictures. Bitch, I'm about to die, Oh girl,

I'm gonna tell you right now. I honestly thought I was gonna shoot myself many because if you can't throw up, it just feels like it's splow it out of something, you know what I'm saying. But I did get my flicks off though, that's the only thing I'll say. I had to lift up myself to try to suck my stomach and to get it, and then I was done. This sounds like a whole lot of drama on it all for no dick. You got no dick the whole time,

and you went through all this ship sucking. Meet a guy that has a yacht in the Amalfi coast and you're spent, but he had a receding hairline. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Like would you ask me any would you have giving him pussy? You would have given him pussy just because he got a boat. No, But for other stuff like like how much money would he would he have had to spend on you too for you to give him some Couching's the thing because you you

acting like you bad. You didn't because he own a boat, But how much would he have had I'm saying to get your I wouldn't. I'm not like a dollar amount because I actually wasn't thinking that in my brain. But what I was thinking of my brain, it's like, how could I leverage this for more lavish luxuries that I can't afford. I can't afford to get to Italy. I can't afford to buy the boat. So what what could have done? We had to take a ferry back to Naples, which,

as I told you, it was cheap. Bitch, Now, I mean you could have got him to pay for the three thousand. I thought about that night room, and I was like, what will we spend two days or whatever together and do some great shopping, go to some fucking nice dinners. Like would I give a little pussy up for some nice things on vacation here in the States. No, because it's not that sexy to me. But if you could sit me Xty Young Miami and Deety and then

y'all felly. Even though he interviewed her, I still and we could go to a diddy party. It just still felt cool. And I actually think I would have fucked for some fun access. Why not? It's like Roopy to another type, Okay. And I will also say I found a little caveant on how to get around the ship. There's a small town called Sorrento, which is cheaper than Postatano. Like the cheese, yes cheese that they got some cute commercials.

I'd be liking some surrender. That ship was nice as fun and it looks like you in you got a problem at it. No, it's just it's just you're right. I don't know everything, like their commercials. Do what need to be done? S O R E N t A so rental? Yeah, oh ship, that's what I said. Oh, I mean, oh would end. But anyway, black girls, get your ass on the boat because I mean, get your as italy because you're gonna find a negative boat. And when I got off the boat, which I kissed the

ground for one. Um, we were eating at some restaurants, I saw so many black girls, well white man, and I just kept looking at them. White get your coin beach all of them. You think they are all only with white man for coin. You dated white man without for not coin like sometimes black like the girls that I saw were beautiful and the men were not. So Yeah,

I mean that's that's pretty good. Sorry. I just feel like every anyone you want, um yea and also a great place to take to have your sugar Daddy, take you because no one will run into you there, but you just run into everybody. That is true. So so is that like I wanted a hot time? All right? Okay, okay, yes, summertime it's hot. I'm just saying this episode, um, today, I don't know where my phone isn't a church for it.

It's all about death by sex because I've been like finding so many articles about people like chopping penises off and just kind of like sending them to our d m s to like keep and save for later. But I was like, you know what, let's just do a crazy as episode now, one that didn't end in death. But I actually saw this today while I was on the way to the studio. Did you see the naked man jumping out the car? So a woman was performing oral sex on the driver, causing the vehicle to crash

into a feed I didn't see a woman. Oh this is a whole another didn't. Two people inside an suv were discovered naked after a crash between the vehicle and a FedEx truck Thursday evening. Um happened and what was going on inside me have caused the collision At the time of the crash, the woman was inside the suv performing oral sex on the mail driver, according to the fire rescue and Fort Lauderdale responding at the scene of the crime around so is it the different one? The one?

This is it? We only saw the man? No, the one I saw was it was in California? So is ever this is a whole different one, the man that was naked in the car that just randomly got out and started walking in. I was in California. But we've got to get some a c and so I say this to say one fucking tip, bro, if you're gonna suck dick in a car, please do it on like a highway. But also amazing that they have to be fully naked to get it to the car. Let hear me.

Why as Turnpike a highway where ship does be kind of empty? Why are you doing no no, no, no, no no no no. That is not no. You suck your neighborhood when your neighborhood, like bro, at least stops highway sounds there's merging lanes. Okay, hold on there, if you got fuller trust, what's better Bleaker and Lafayette or highway? I said a neighborhood. Especially, Bro, you're nuts a highway. There's eight That's the only place I've ever had it was.

There's merging lanes, there's exits, there are people that are going way faster than probably you should be going. Fun. No, not a highway. Don't suck dick on a highway. Do not listen to this person right next to me, because Jesus Christ, No, this is a colony podcast. No. Yeah, I've definitely given. But it's been like after we got off the highway or like or like I've sucked this dick, like when you come from the Nude Beach, which I've just been horny, Like we we don't suck me and

myke some fucking like trucks. So like, before you get on the highway coming um out of Jersey, there's like this long ass like you know when they call ship state roads. It was like a state rope. Shi is just long and straight and narrow, and it's like a mile between lights and there's like speed limits. So I don't suck the dick before we got on the highway. But once we got on, okay, we did. I'm assuming on the highway highway by the way, she said, I did it my way. I know it's like a cock

say something. I just looked at myself in the in the screen here and one straight in my posture. There was a bitch on the way back from Heathrow UM, which is the London airport, because I travel. Let me tell you what this whole say. This girl came up

to me talking about she loves horrible. She's like, you know what I just lost that you don't edit your photos and I was like, thank you, and she was like, you just like put your body in and like when I watched you know, just like I just really appreciate that you just like where what you want and especially I don't sucking at me. Oh I wear what I want? What do you mean? She was trying to give you comment?

You why and you know what if we lose one ticket because I called her a bit to being in the London shows that it so what who the hell comes up to someone says I love how comfortable you are with your body. You just put whatever the fuck you want on your guy. That fucking crop top don't fit? Do it? And you got it all? I mean I think I would that compliments then damn YouTube really be heaving you look fu up because wow, Like like, I love, I actually love that people like say I look smaller

and that I look better in persons. I do like when people I'm fine with people like getting the compliments that YouTube does me no justice. I'm super far smaller in person. But also I think you look tiny in person. Well know everyone people, some people think I'm like fucking five eight and an Amazon because I'm I'm like, you know, people think I'm too always talk about short. People think I'm tall though, Oh they think I'm tall. People do that because Andy says she's so short, or when they

see photos of us. Ye, not that I'm much better. I don't know. I love that you just wear the flat is shoes. Hey look you know okayam No, she was a bit and you know what neverminded me about. I'm joking around, but I think about a lot of times where like Lizzo has made comments how she hates when people say she feels so confident, like why are you calling me confident because I'm put on a bathisuit. Like It's sometimes it's weird that people will like think

they're giving you a compliment when there's not. I get it, though, because I feel like some woman or even guys. You know, there's a lot of body shaming, and there's a lot of musecurities that at one point I can't even show skin. I would black all the time. If y'all haven't noticed, I'm a little insecure about my body, so it's like you're not gonna see me. That's why you wear black.

I just like, I mean, I'll be honest, like when I was, when I was like much bigger, Like I remember even for our very first live show, there was no other color I was gonna do but black. Um, I definitely wore a lot of black, and I used to wear a lot of spandex like, which is like now since I've lost weight, I just love wearing jeans, Like I'll throw on jeans and in the summertime, I

love sweatpants. Like what's crazy is at a certain at a certain size, maybe about sixty pounds bigger than I was, sweatpants weren't even an option unless I bought like the waist pants are like like like sweat sweatpants now actually come pretty like fitted, so like my thighs when they were bigger in my hips, there would be sweatpants that I couldn't even get over my hips and thighs. So like I love wearing like sweatpants in the fall, and like, son,

are we getting bigger or size and smaller? Because nigga, these pants are fucking ten. I'm sorry, and I was like particularly fitted. I'm a tan, Nigga. I ain't gonna say nothing because you hate when I tell you the same size. But I'm a tent. You're a ten. These are ten, but you're thicker than me. But that's what I'm saying. I don't hate, but like I'm not, I don't mean anything when I say hate, you saying any

of the same size. But like if my ask don't look the same, we're not the same size, but we are. We were the same size clothes. We do want the same size. We're not the same size because my butt does not look like that. I mean, we're shaped differently, but I mean it's the same. Like when I go out the same size me and got me and my best friend. We're the same exact size me and my other best friends and we don't look alike. I mean I think that that's like what's amazing about the body

of women, Like we could literally be the same. We could be the same weight, we could be the same size and clothes and look completely different. We could be different heights and all and be the exactly why I'd be needing like customer reviewed photos of ship sometimes because like I don't I've bought dresses that I'm like, it'll look better on one person than the other, even if it's always like you know, but um, yeah, I don't

appreciate that. So if you want to come up to me and tell me how happy you are that I don't got the shop, it's my hand, okay, hope. Fact. So I found articles of people that literally were killers in the middle of sex, like and it is actual kink. I don't want to say kink of the week, but I didn't work. I don't know kink. That is some sociopathic crazy. But we've seen this before with Ted Bundy, because he was killing people during sex, not all the time.

He was sometimes kill them after, but a lot during. So it's actually called a lust murder. It's a homicide in which the offender searches for sexual satisfaction by killing someone. It's associated with a paraphylic term arado punophilia, which is arousal or gratification, continuent contingent on death of a human and a lot of killers like a Ted Bundy get

off at someone dying. It's just so fucking insane. Now, what's crazy about this is na I was trying to find more information about it because I was like, this is insane and a lot of people will roll play it out. It's like, not an unquay. How do you role play killing someone? And how after you are a part of this role playing do you not question the partner that you're And you know what else is the

crazy ship? You know how they always I don't know if you noticed it, but you assume you watch talks too. You know how they'd be saying the little kids be like killing animals and ship and then they start moving on to humans. But those are serial killers. But no, I'm saying this is what that ship made me think of, Like if I was sucking someone and they were like, yeah, I just want to get a gun and you played

the huh what about that? That? I think? That's what That's what I'm trying to think of, Like the role playing act, like do you get a fake knife from party City? Slice my throat? And I just lay there like, so okay, they're like, while I'm there's obviously because for one, a lot of violence, sex can be role played, right, there's consensual non consensual sex there. I ain't gonna hold you the fake rape in the fake like choking, the asphyxiation, all those stuff that's way below the act of like.

But I'm telling you, I agree with you. But these people who are attracted to quote unquote LUs murders think it falls in the violent umbrella, and that ship is insane. Okay. So something I wanted to add was sorry, I got lost. Okay. This type of crime is manifested either by murder during sexual activity or by mutilating the sexual organs or areas of the victim's body. The mutilation of the victim may

include evisporation. I've never even heard of this word, so I'm sorry if any I think that's like slice and right. Cutting says displacement to remove an organ from operation. Although the killing sequence may include an act of sexual intercourse,

sexual intercourse does not always occur. It could be other sexual acts that are part of the homicide, and there was a psychiatry report in two two thousand nineteen that said that send findings on sexual homicide concluded that sexually oriented murders should be viewed as specific as a specific offender with distinct traits UM in the reporting system, so basically saying that these offenders all have the same kind

of psychiatric issue. So like, if they've been to jail before, had something like that UM some kind of report about their health, it should have been noted because they all seem to be the same. Most of them do involve male perpetrators, although some female lust murderers do exist. UM. The most common less murders that we see our serial killers, usually because they can't get enough and probably because they

need to fulfill their sexual gratification from it. So while a lot of serial killers are doing things on impulse, if you're a lust murderer, you probably want to do it all the time because you want to funk all the time, but you can't come unless you kill. I wonder if that holds to be true too, And we

talked about it here on the pod. Like, UM, those people like Darren Sharper and even Bill Cosby who were drugging women so that they were passed out completely, wasn't Darren Sharper like beating them up though No, Darren Sharper

was drugging them to where they were. They were It's not capacity because that's what they hit off, right, but they were just like they were like scapacitated means I'm trying to use all he's gotten in big words O most but no, with Darren Sharper, he was drugging them to where and then having sex with them while they were passed out and they were realizing they were fucked the next morning. But that's what I'm saying. Like he it was almost like he wanted to say that's happitated.

That's that's so incapacitated is the right word. Yeah, so he like wanted to have sex with women who couldn't move, who like we're damn near corpses and we've had a there's what is that couple? Uh, what's there's a motherfucking y'all. We don't learn he's got damn kinks before. But yeah, I think that that would be indicative of someone that maybe wants to have sex with corpse or killing. That's the thing though, like them, I think that I read a read it once for the guy. The woman had

like some kind of disease. Do you remember this? And then she went to the doctor and he said you could only get this from maggots and her husband. That ship is crazy. So here, I'll tell you people is nasty, like humans are sick. And every time like we get on this guy, damn pot, I'd be like, damn, we really be out here fucking He's crazy as motherfucker. I know why? Why? Why is this the world that we like? You know what's crazy? Like many of us have probably

sucked a murderer and don't even know it. Speak for yourself. Damn nah. I was about to say, you woke up with guns out of the sheet you put somebody that kills You know, that's crazy when I think about like the gun under the fellow bro that has been multiple times in my life. You sure have sex killer. I don't love them. You love killers. I'm trying to think if I have ever probably fun the killing. What what you mean? Sorry you have to give context there you

have said. But if I have felt bad like where my mom goes when I see like the R I P Post and the nigga be fine, I mean like, damn, I don't like I become statterer when they look good, like, damn, we needed you going to it. But you know what is interesting what you're saying that we have empathy for attractive people, segue ted Bundy. People believed he couldn't be a murder because he was fine. When I'm seeing like hot girls missing this ship like that, like damn, bitch,

I'm really thinking, as yeah, that's sucked up. It is y'all saw you saw the new uh the new fell e Bay prison bay? Oh did you know what did you see? You? What? So it was I think it's like a white guy. He could be mixed. That's why I say he looked white. So I was like, y'all want to pick meat. So when they was all like, but it turned out he it was like for assault against a woman. No, all out there trying to they do you know they took his picture off the site

because women were putting money in his commentary. I mean, you know, I don't say people are sick. People are sick. I get it. But it's the same way. There was a there was a group there was a girl that was just trending and she had on these great sweats. She's in prison, and men were like damn. See, this is what we mean when we say all the real

women are either gay or in prison. And it was like, y'all know she and jail for killing her husband, right, she is in jail for killing her husband, and all these men are like gawking over her because she got fucking hips in grace sweating. But he might have been annoying as hell, not like he deserved to die. I'm not saying that, like, damn, well, you know what. It's sucked up because every time like something happens on the shade room and women do something, man, I'll be looking

at them like, but what that they can do? And what did he do? Bro? You can't you can't say that. And because that's what the mem said, there's the Mexic assault. They're no, no, no no, I know you can't say, but you'll be thinking you just said it. This is a murder episode, mandamn. Okay. These are the tragic tales of people who have died while having sex, y'all. I swear my fantasy is to have like a murder mystery podcast. When I was in Mexico about this ship. I fucking

love this ship, Okay, crushed by porn. These are all true stories about the way crushed by porn. One man had a sticky end after being crushed by a mountain of pornographic magazines is not a joke. A Japanese man fifty years old, Joji, was found six months after he had a thirteen thousand pounds statue of stash of porn magazines. He had been collecting it for years. Cleaners tasked with tidying up a neglected apartment after they found out he wasn't paying rent after no one had seen him, found

him dead underneath explicit magazine. It is unknown whether the maneen thousand pounds. That's where I'm still okay of that much a magazine. I'm sorry, it says it is unknown whether the man, who was a four car manufacturer and maybe died from a heart attack. However, the magazines were all on top of him in so I guess it's the sex dre story when you think of it that way.

But I'll be real with you. Can you arouse in the police coming in and they're like the fucking task grabbing the found the dead body and they're like come get him. They're just like, look at those tips, but let's get the body. Photo all right plunge of passion. In two thousand seven, a couple from Columbia, South Carolina, fell to their deaths after plunging naked from the roof

of an office building. The bodies of Blent Tyler and Chelsea Tumbleston not to be a joke with the tumble, both found by a taxi driver in the middle of

an otherwise empty street at five am. The couple's clothes were later found in the roof of a building where they were believed to be having a risky out or a rump after saying I ain't gonna hold you, I'll be thinking that, like, luckily there's a balcony, my balcony so fucking much, and there's like a rail on it, and I don't know why the nigga's love putting me up there, and I'll be brave and I'll be going up there, but but the thing is here, the thing

right there is a big old terrorist only two floors below me. So I'll be thinking, like, I ain't gonna fall the whole like eight stories. I'm only gonna fall to be like nah, but I'd be like, damn, I wonder like I don't know I don't know how how much. Who do you think it's gonna die from this? I think it's gonna be I'm not even thinking about that because if I do, if you die first and it's from something like that, you got, I ain't even like

doing no goddamn sex shit. How do you know? Because I don't really be that in Like my balcony is one. But like I said, nigga on a state road, I'm not doing it on the highway. Oh excuse me. Fine, I don't even tell a be responsible when I get a small neighborhood highway, not the one whatever. But I will say I'm letting you know right now if anyone listening when I die, hopefully my kids don't watch this, but don't post your favorite clips with me talking about

sucking dick. Post something that I said there was philanthropic maybe you know what I mean, like when I gave money to a homeless person or whatever. Post a good moment of me. But I want to Dick and Alley and Italy and that was a good time. But what I'm saying was, don't post that post the good ship and I want to kind of funerals. I want the real one. You know what I'm saying, and I want a secondary one where all my friends were like, damn, she was a home. You want to be, Uh, you

wanna be? You want to be laid up. You saw in Jersey a couple of months ago they brought the whole body to the club and just had him like bleed up. They stuff leaned them up and they and they party with him. They probab, I do want my friends to I want to be cremated. I wanted to give her a little piece of myself to everybody. You know, spread me places. I love Paris, that would be top. But I don't want to be just one place. I

won't be everywhere, like my mom even told me. And I hate that she says this because I am truly my mother's child. My mother told me this in like thirteen when she got her pacemaker. She has a pacemaker, and uh, if anyone doesn't know that, it is basically means you need a device to help your heart beat. She was like, I want you to spread me around Studio fifty four, spread me in New York and I was like, well, I'm shut up and here I am all this time later being like put me in the club.

I think about it. I don't how many people are spread across New York, Like I mean, my mama is I spread my aunt and um my mama wants to be spread in the ocean. She loved ocean. She'd be like, who's that could become a part of the Colic or Pacific? Which ever wanted about Florida. I just want to be cremated and put in arn. I don't want to be like spread around people. When people just look at you all the things put me in like a drawer or something. You look at me. You want to be put in

a drawer? Yeah, but I don't gonna put you in the ground, you know what I mean. It's better than yeah. I mean, if if maybe I fed a tree, that'd be cool. But yeah, but I could be put in the ground because when the world in and they all might come up, I could be a zombie still living on art. Zombie Mandy would be the funniest fucking thing, you know what I mean? I wonder if I will still have Yep, a zombie. He's that you what? Zombie whispering? Bude?

Oh yeah, And I ain't gonna be whispering. I'm gonna be lives that would be allowed zombie anyway, all right, half day orgy ends In tragedy. A Russian man died in two thousand nine after completing a twelve hour orgy with female pals who would bet him four k that he couldn't fuck them for half a day after come feeding the bat. Sergey Tooganov, a mechanic, died of a heart attack caused by the huge quantity of viagra he becuzled to prepare to him for the attack. For the task,

this is giving drug overdose. It's not giving death. But like he should not have overdosed on fucking viagra. He died from the drug, not the pussy. Not the pussy, pussy kill him the drug killers that And he must have been a broken nigger really trying to do all

that for four grains. When I read a mechanic, I said, wow, yeah, but they know what the holes were supposed to give you the money because I know for sure, but how many bitches wasn't because if they all say it was like six family had to pay like what five pieces something like that, they must have already been high, Like who makes a bet like that? And it's just a

bunch of young people can't up for half. I mean when when I got flewed out when I was a broke bitch, we went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I got bet seventeen hundred dollars that I couldn't eat the spiciest of the spiciest hot wings. And they said I couldn't have water or milk because feel it, and I just knew my asshole was gonna burnt. But baby I wanted that seventeen dollars. So I sat there now in mine I'm in front of athletes, lit niggas, I said,

I don't give a fun nigga. I don't want this money. Literally, sweat face turned red and the ship I probably could have blew something out of my asshole or at least got a heart attack doing that phone in seventeen hunting, I ate the spiciest wings, and baby I finished that ship and then guzzled milk. Min You, I'm lactos probably could have died off guggling the milk. Can I just tell you why this is making me laugh? Like seriously almost have goosebumps this here and you say this, uh, somebody.

I was out with a friend in London who talked about the end of horrible, and something I would want to mark the end of horrible. I said, I wanted one of three things and it was so random. I said, either like book, uh, TV or film or Mandy and I are hotwods was like what I was like, I feel like doing it alone, Like I feel like they'd be a great like podcast. But now I was like, because Mandy would be very overzealous and think that she could eat a bunch of wings and she would crack

right at the end. I said, I'm crack. Could you know what the problem is? Now? I would just imagine talking about sex and yeah, but now I would haply have like mild meppers all right by me like this. So mind you when this happened, I was just a young one. Was this was this was at my prime body wise. You know, I'm like, I'm healthy, I can do anything. The way my ascid reflux the set right now, there's no way I would like I barely like sauces.

I think that, don't you, Because I'm gonna be honest, I can't handle spice right, So I think that they might give some people like how good are you with no, no no, no, no, they don't they bro you you see the little meter. I think that was the last one, and then they smother it in that sauce and the sauce. How many it cane on my time? I did, but then you ain't gonna be on the top. How much did you eat? Uh? It was the tempiece. And this was also clearly when a bitch could really eat and

I had to do. I had to do all of the wings. Couldn't dip it in, couldn't dip it in sauce, couldn't eat the vegetables, tenney water, couldn't eat milk. I could only do the milk and water. After I completed all of the way. When I tell you all life like I was making sure I have sex with nobody

that come out didn't hurt when he came. No, it was like I was like, my hope, I was hot, like my whole body, my whole inside was but baby, but what made me go is they put that money in the middle of the motherfucking tape, and baby, I was like, oh, that's gonna be my money. So at the time my rent was only three ninety four, so I paid like two months of rent then busted off in our kid. It was able to get some furniture.

That's how I broke a bit years old and I was able to like that motherfucker's seventeen hundred dollars came through with the code. I used to live at that building attached to Millennium All. It was called at the time. It was called Millennia East something I can't remember, but it was attached to I Kea as well, and it was in the Millennium All Plaza in Orlando, and it was like the high class apartment at the time, but it was also expensive, so I needed help you you know,

furniture in there. And I remember the nick I had to funk just get some my keys ship and there was like they beat me down here and I got a bunch of ship and I gave Puss, I ain't gonna hold you for a kid. Sounds nuts when you look at it. I didn't have a car, so that's what I'm saying, Like, being in your twenties, the ship you funk for like, I just saw it was fine.

I just saw this tick tick free. I was. I just saw the tick tick the other day and it was like, how embarrassing is it that in my twenties, in my prime, when my body was the best, when I looked the best, I gave up COUCHI for free drinks. What was I thinking? And then to be fair, when I thought you gonna hold you, there's pussy that I gave up eat and I remember I was but I was also a philanthropic hope because because but be like, well,

we went out for food. We made sure to get enough for our like free and I'm at this restaurant, what you want, I'm order something, bring it back. So like I used to go out and whether we sucked or not, it didn't matter. I also made sure to get food from my roommate. It was like, really the ghetto. Dating was the ghetto. It was survival mode. It was in barrazine. Yeah, dating for things, dating for things and fucking for things. I mean, I gonna I'm trying to

feel crazy, but that really I had a conversations. I was like, I would never funk for a mill now, but now I'm thinking about that on Moffee Coast. I'm like, but it depends on where it is. You said you wouldn't. Oh, I'm like a milk like a million, Oh, like food, I ain't working fun up, I don't even eat a lot of a million. I fun for a whole lot of a million. Fuck you, your daddy, your brother, and your mama, your Actually, I don't give you that right now.

You're gonna give you everything enough to rate um. But anyway, the person I told this too, uh as a producer, and he looked at me after I said it, he goes wheezy a movie, TV book or hot Ones. I was like, yeah, like, my nigga, it's just to me culturally relative, it will last forever. It's something I would like. And hot Ones it's just it. Hot Ones is that far. And I'll tell you why. I don't think obviously horrible decisions.

Career is like equitable to Jesus in Meryl. But that was a duo they had on and I do feel like we've put in enough work and we're relevant in that same demo to where people watch hot Ones and I feel like maybe the dude that hosted don't know us, but somebody he know know who the funk we and I love one. I'm telling you once, can you get in there and be like yo, let me go and stete with you that day and I'll be like, hey, watch this clip and were funny. Let me come on

next week for real. Um, speaking of people that have been on there, I'm thinking about Kiki and I just saw this fucking clip a Kiki Palmer to hev me dying and I can't wait till we have her on. Horrible. We've been trying to schedule time. But did you see this clip of someone saying, what's your dream for date? And she goes actually sitting down next to a real nigga? What a dream? That ship is so funny and relatable. So let's get back into dead people. So this one

is crazy. In two thousand thirteen, Zimbabwean news website reported that a couple was attacked by a lion while having sex in nature. The person's name uh was Sharai Mawara Um. One of them got killed by the way, the other one is alive. Um interrupting the couple mangled her and the lover managed to run away before he could be killed. Notified the police, who escaped wearing only a condom. The woman's body was mauled at the scene of the attack.

That that's traumatic. Yeah, I look, he would have wanted to be taken by the line too, like I don't know how I would have like you know what I mean, like lived with that give that's me. It was one of the craziest thing can you imagine? And it's crazy because I just actually, uh saw the Beast movie with Idris Elba and uh it was that was what it

was like. This line was attacking and mauling everyone, which is crazy because I really wanted to like do a Safari Well no, I actually just wanted to stand next to Atris and his I I was, is it is? It? Is it eat? Because you keep oh, I always say no, I mean, but you just saw what do you say? I've been saying interest Is it Idris? I think it's Idris. I mean Tomato tomtel right, like actually he's the English so it is Tomato. Tomato put a motherfucking accident on that.

I don't like saying people's that we ain't dead, like so what do you mean? I mean messing up somebody name? How to say it? I like saying people's name, right, Brianna, Brianna like Nick Brihanda. Hey, so I have been so many places where and you know how sweet she is where someone called Brianna and she'd be like Okay, there's a whole Dan there. There is a whole deal that might be annoying. My grandma rest in peace. Her name was Johannah, and god damn if you said Joanna. Who

el what I'm saying? Old people going on? No? Alicia, Alicia, Like you know what I mean? That's that's from genetic next to your name. If you're so mad you say, my grandma shouldn't be mad. I mean, if you put the fonetics, it's an Asian there, right, And so again here we go to motherfucking English being the hardest to the fucking learned. There's a GM Bologna Amazagna, silent as fuck. These glasses got her acting different. You know, I'm smart and like and this is giving costume because they are

not prescribed. It's giving Claire's. I love uh fake prescription sunglasses that'd be fake. Actually was on Amazon. Oh, I loved it. Like tilt my face glasses when I'm somewhere, Like if I'm getting on the train, I can't see the time, I'd be like shifting a glass like me really don't care. Okay, this one is really crazy because it actually happened in March, and of course they were occasion. Woman allegedly decapitated a lover while high during sex and

hit his body parts. I might have brought this up, but they have more detail. Now. Year old Wisconsin woman killed and dismembered a lover during a drug fueled session, dumping his head and but this one didn't come out yet. His penis wasn't a bucket. His legs were in a crock pot. She was trying to find a way, uh to hide the organs. She clearly ain't watched enough, motherfucking and then was all she had to do with my acid?

Oh no, she told police. Then later she wanted them to have fun while trying to find it, and that's why she put everything everywhere and he was mutilated in a grass of ghastly crime um and she made her first court appearance there. Angold you. If her response was I wanted you all to have fun while finding his body parts, she ain't do that ship because she was hot like that was that was literally her mind was. That's not because of the drugs. She was a fucking psychopath.

So during a search of her van, they found the crock pot, right, and then they went to um from mother's house where they found the head, the penis in the bucket and upper torso and in a storage tote, body, fluid and knives. When they asked what happened the suspects that that's a good question. She told the police she and the man had been smoking meth before going to his mother's house where they had sex. Was in chains.

She said she blacked out was choking him. She didn't mean to kill him, even though she enjoyed choking him. She said the police were going to have fun finding all the organs that she dismembered him. Um, that she put some in the basement somewhere in the cars. She did knives that she had from the kitchen of the residents of bread knife worked the best because they was sorted.

Is that I say it's rated rated rated the blade um and the woman said she did get paranoid and lazy, um and that she thought he was the dope that was making her paranoid. But um, I'm trying to think, is someone who's dismembered once you can identify the body, do they care to find all the body parts? I'm I'm assuming so why look how um to the family cares to find all the I don't think it's that I would want my relative to be on like as many pieces of spoti tyl. Give me a put some

scotch tape. That's not gonna be an opencasket. Bro, that is done for it and stuff and emboming nothing once you cut up, Bro, that is not okay, thog. You know why this one? I can't have a murder pod. No, because you're too childish. You were insensitive as ship. It's I don't know if they named him, if we saw a face, if we knew he was fine, would I laugh nobly? But they're like she'd be like, you gotta find both in my eyes? Can I also just say no,

there's one thing I want to make mention of. It's funny. Not sorry, it's not funny, But it's interesting how there's like levels of to what you can joke about. Right, For example, if they weren't high on meth and like this just happened to a person, it might be less like entertaining. Yeah, like the story is crazy because she was cracked out, like her bons is making crazy. The headline of him being in a bucket. It's all right, it's done. But then she's like you to look for

it one than the crock pot. Now you add into the narrative, but I mean it's still sad someone don't want to buy the right like I've never seen. I mean, I guess I've seen a dead body in in a casket, but when you when you really think about like severing ship, like just imagine her highest was walking around like heamn, where am I gonna put his legs? Oh? Anyway, that was the last thing she said. So basically she says she was getting lazy and that uh she that's why.

Just the head was in a bucket and things were kind of scattered everywhere because she was getting tired. So um, that was that. And um, just to wrap up today's episode with more whiteness, we have a homemail. I am a proud white Canadian fan. Sorry Mandy, but I love these accents, so please if I read live, these are best white girl place anyway, and she did spell it with four wise. I want to thank you both for being on thank you both. Being on birth control completely

killed my sex drive. And then I went on anxiety medication with my side effects completely killing my libido. That's how she spelled it. I was starting a new relationship and I knew I needed to work on my sex drive in order to make this work. And I found your podcast. Not only has it saved my sex life, but it is added to it. Listening about sex all the time made me think more about it often, increasing

my sex drive. And I actually have fun in my sexual conversations now with my boyfriend or four years, I always bring the icebreakers home to my man and I asked him he still gets uncomfortable about booty hole talk. We will get there. Your seven white fan from the sixth what did the six people do? Why did I just do this? I don't know and it is six Okay, I don't think anyway. Thank you so much, Caitlin. Don't

know if that's your name. By the way, before we get out of here, Unfortunately, they have canceled the Black Effect podcast about more was that? Oh? Yeah, that was supposed to take place I believe this weekend. Yeah. Um, so if you purchased tickets, you should have received a notification via either your email or your text message saying that you would be fully refunded. Um. So there's that. And for anyone interested in Envisioned Fest, Uh, they're looking

to reschedule it. So stay in tune for that announcement coming up. As usual, we are going to leave you with a five minute bonus clip from our pat video Give us a god damn fucking break, okay, and it's for the original audio listeners. You YouTube niggas already get enough. We'll be having feed out tits out, breis on it. Just go to Patreon and subscribe, probably enjoying the full episode,

not just the five months. You got some nerves. You going to motherfucking costco walking around like damn it ain't free sample day, No niggamer what you can get for free. A lot of you complain about one ninety nine for a fuse, excuse me, don't help my career for sex sales. But if you want to check it out. The final episode, Mandy and I talked about the business of podcasting and it's a really cool episode and a free app of Love Sex Art, which is something I randomly came up

with when I begged them to let me interview. Brought us. I've got five year, four and all in there, and you can check that out on you to just type in his name and wheezy and al right, guys, thank you yet again for tuning into another episode of It's Bonus bitches, Welcome to another cinema episode. Alexa, shut your ass up, Boom, I just got an election, making me feel like the bitch is stalking me. Like I get worried about you. I'm never that is my first Alexa. Really,

I don't like I have. Um it's weird because I have two in my house, a SyRI in my bathroom, and then I got my man uh one for his car. But he's old, so he just feels like you don't want nobody watching him. And I'm just like, they're You're not a criminal. They do's I just felt, but Lamba scared me. Care about us. They just tell us the weather and play our tunes. That's all they do. Lamba made me unplug it. Um. I wanted to play some rent fires and fuck and I was like, Alexa played

rent Fires. He was like, whoa wonderful that ship going on? Now you knew you was gonna activate her ass? Bro Alexa stop Alexa, stop nothing. Alexa's turn it off already. That's why he said he didn't want her around because they hear everything you told them day and them Okay, I said, fine, okay, I'll turn it off. He was like, played on your phone. So then I started playing it on my phone, but I chrome casted to the TV and then he was like, I thought your TV had internet.

Why are you putting ship up on the TV now? And it's talking like I don't like this ship? And I was like, Niga, what the fuck Mandie, He's not even that whole, Like this is how you know, even in the system too long, Like it's crazy, it's fun to me. Um. Also update, I told Old Bay two weeks ago. You guys probably heard me say that Lambeau was gonna get me a car. I called Old Bay right after that episode. I was like, you know Kodak black,

because that's what you're call him. He said, yeah, what's up. I was like, they didn't want to get me a car and pay my rent? He just was silent, and I was like what he said? Okay, Gila, what do you want me to say? I was like, I just want you to tell me whether you think that's crazy. His answer to that was saying, I know you're gonna do what you want to do regardless. That's that's what that response was giving. Do you want me to pick you up? In a nice car and you visit l

a your web. That's really what it is. That's really like the real question. So how did you respond to that? Like if he said, what do you want me to say? Like what what type of response did you expect him to tap? I was like, you know what kind of car I wanted? That car is like two thousand a month, Like is that really going to drive you crazy? And he was just like, it's what you want to do, Gila, So giving I keep telling you what you do, well, it's given that, but also I can't tell you what

to do, which I appreciate. But I also feel like if he called me like and was like, this bitch wants to fucking buy X, Y and Z for me, you know what I'm saying, Like, you would have a fucking fit. Yeah I would, um, but you know I ain't gonna lie. I feel like the worst of it all was saying that I accidentally sucked him. Were all like that was the real fucking embarrassing thing to call my go with whish to be honest, Mandy, he was so appreciative that I said it without like trying of

bullshit around it. When I came home, you know what I'm saying, and I feel like I would have been the same way. Like when I really thought about it, I thought that he was gonna be like bit for you out of your mind, but if he called me was like yo, I mean that's what I'm saying. Mistakes happened, But a niga paying your rent and in you a car that's more like your relationship. Which is why I'm wanting because I don't want him to think he could just take the condom off. Beats bitch. If a nigga

buys you your rent, he's not sucking you would have condom. Ever, Okay, well that's who you damn. I wish I could just put both of them like that, but um, you know, I mean it kind of sucks, but whatever. Anyway, Uh, yeah, that conversation was a little bit uncomfortable. And I think that also Lambeau like doesn't really like understand o Bay because he doesn't really I just don't think he gets to Like I think he thinks this is some relationship off of TV or like he thinks it's not like

a real thing. Like he doesn't really maybe understand the openness because he's very like if you might be you can't fund nobody type of NT. But I'm having fun with him right now and I don't want it to end. So who knows? They could blow up in my face. One of his baby mamas could fly here and kill me. There's also that that's a big opportunity for that one happens as them host. Damn. So one of them, what

was I gonna say? Hit him up and was like, it's bitch talking about you on her podcast and started like blowing up. She was like, who the funk? Else got a lamba and naked, So I mean there's always that, um you know, who knows. Hopefully they don't come get both funds. Bitch, I, we're gonna take this thing back the model I wanted by her. It's nothing that happens with you. They ain't coming for us, which they're coming for you.