Ep 276: Unicorning on Vacay

have been getting it in. And I'm gonna y'all know what you made it the horrible decision. I'm like, why just make it the goddamn no, because many want to. I'm gonna tell you all about my guest bitch. Were still gonna keep outline. We don't came back from a break. I said, let me let me set this up. Well, I'm whasy, what's up? I am kind of feeling sad, so I'm actually excited y'all Seattle K be here and this feeling it really is. This is about to bring

the moved down. What bitch whatnot? No, I'm ready for your sex story. Well, that's gonna come into the horrible decision. I'm gonna hold it up. Don't really happen. It's just like you're sad about Nick. I just can't understand. Okay, I'm gonna tell you. Okay, you go tell the world. We'll go ahead. You know what's funny about this ship?

And when people ask me like, why would you say X y Z in the podcast, I'm like, I feel like the reason I know how to do my job well because I forget that this, these cameras and these wires connect to people. So um, okay, no, I just you know, on our Pattren recently, I was talking about how I didn't know if I could talk about someone, and like it sucks not to talk about somebody does.

And also I understand that I shouldn't be talking about someone being that people doesn't even matter if the public doesn't know who it is. It's people that you know, maybe around, So I want to respect that, so I won't talk about it. But the reason I'm sad here's tea. So one of my home girls and I be talking about psychics and astrology and she'd be kind of get me in my bag. So I went to this psychic

on fucking Melrose and this bitch. Oh my god. So this is what happened, and I really feel like she was right and it's sucked me up for the last few days. She said, you about to have a baby? No, quite the opposite, quite the opposite, not quite just listening. Okay. So I went in there. I didn't even really have a real question, but I was like, let me just go because I sometimes I want to know what people reading on me and whatever. I'm walking the dollar. So uh,

I go in there. And the reason I think she may have been into it like I looked like ship. So you know how sometimes people say you're going to be successful or you did da da da. She sat down with me for a few minutes, looks at my hands, looks at me, and again I looked bad. And she was like, who do you work? No, you work for yourself? How many people work for you? And I was like, okay, what's she reading? She was like, You're gonna have a lot of success in work. And she was like, because

you been what did she say? That's the karmic debt that money has owed you. She was like, you fulfilled a duty and I was like, maybe she's talking about helping my parents and like maybe that's brought me good luck. I don't know. She's like, you fulfilled a duty that will always keep your prosperous. She was like, but I know your love life is bad. And I was like, um, I wouldn't say that. She said, it's because you had

an abortion. She said, you took love out of your body. No, you went to the wrong as to Republicans like you went to She said, I took a love out of my body, and it means that I will keep finding it and it'll be right here in my hands. And every time, um, I think I can hold onto the love, it'll be taken for me, just like as the bitch, How old was that? Since you act like she knew that it was more than ten years ago, okay, And I was very surprised that she like got it on

the note, I mean on the on the dot. She was like, doesn't matter that you were younger. She came across our abortion episode honestly because she because she's so pro life, she came across that ship, knew who the funk you was? Told me that he like she knew. I was like, no, she didn't bro but and I was like, even if she did, I was like, and he was like, no, maybe knowing demographics and ship, and he was I was like, you're have an abortion horror. Look,

actually I'm not gonna lie. You look like you've had more than one, so I'm actually surprised you've only had one? Wait wait, wait, what the real question? That's why I was like, which one? No? No, no, no, let's go into abortion. Look, I was wearing shorts. I was wearing um, just like a slab, cheeks out, No like Jim close kind of swe no makeup, big tea. That's abortion for it. Probably just looked just the reason I said to horror

because obviously abortions of it your horror. But I'm saying abortion horror because the way she judged me, hope you think you're gonna find love with those abortions? Was this a white woman? You're going to to a white wo want to let her read you? Oh? Bit, I just walked into place, But I'm gonna be red with you. That hold on. So learning a little bit more about like sex, magic and who do and voodoo and witchcraft and astro ship. What I've seen from like real deal people.

They're those Romanian gypsy kinds. I've watched them really dope vice land ship about like them going to Romani and like seeing how witchcraft works and stuff like that, and or the islands like Cuban, Euroba all if all of those anyway is either Romania or islands. And so what I'm saying is when I saw her, look, I'm like, Okay, she got a little the gypsy looks. She looked like somebody that come up to in the grocery store, like I want to tell you a fortune. Oh my goodness.

So anyway, it's really fucked me up, and honestly, I kind of feel like it's true. Bro. She said, your love life sucked now or your love life is going to forever. She said, it's going to forever suck. Like it's going to be basically saying every time I'm getting there, it'll be like pulled from me. And I believe, Like I hated that I believed it, but it felt real. And she told me I had to like basically like, well,

you can't put the baby back in you. She told me I had to like repent and like put it in. She did someone you went to the wrong big. She is not a professional. She's magazine. She's been around for seventeen years. So she told me like, um, it's like, got my chakra blocked. I'm not going back to her. But there's a woman that was she'd recommended me to in Atlanta that I booked a flight to go see

for like a chakra cleansing. Because that whole fucked me up. Dog, I got a shocker in the shape of a dick. You can have it. I never used it. Is that that's not a chakra. You're talking about shock rubs? Yeah, that's what it is. Shout out to the Latina chick who makes it. I just want to shout out a deal of color. It looks like a crystal. It's a woman on company. You don't want it. I know you just pray on it. I didn't. I didn't put it. Why what you do to it? It's a crystals. You

don't pray on crystals. They just do. You charge the charge them in this sign you So I'm not gonna go. We should have her on though. I think her name is Vanessa from Chakras. I would love I would love to which you went to Atlanta. I'm going to Atlanta. It's crazy. No. I booked an appointment for this last year to get my chakras clans and we ended up

doing something else. I couldn't get it done. And after this bitch told me this ship, I was like, I need to do it because honestly, I do have a major block about like finding love, about deserving love, about not understanding that all niggas aren't ship like, because like I had, I look, I'm just sucked up about niggas to the point where like I wanted some pussy because I really believe, like I mean, I didn't think. I don't know, Yeah, that's not how that works. I think

that men are just like fucking me up. But women will too. Question how much do you pay for this chakra cleetan? I don't know. You're lying, you know, don't look at it can't be more than two right, it could be fifty? What judge, man, I'm just saying, how are you just pulling up to someone unless you need people spend on therapy. Let's talk about that as the episode. And you don't want to do a little codes. It's only like six dollars a session. That's a lot. So

if I could do one broke. We all know who advertising in this episode. Man, Look, I feel more connected with spirituality and energy and chakras and you know what I've been Okay, this is all also gonna be like I realized how this sounds. I know, I've been hanging out in l A. I just want to say, the more hollywood Ish friends I meet because I hang around niggas, they're not like scientologists, but almost all of them, Mandy, I swear to God, have no type of broke. They

have serious No, no, not broke. I'm talking about like hot like celebrities, or like celebrities be broke to they'd be talking about fucking full moon energy cleansing, getting your ship right. And I got invited to Peru, you know, bird to do like fully Waska ship, Like I don't know if I'm gonna sign an India. I don't know how this is gonna go. But basically it was like, no, we're getting like a small group of people and we're going and like trying to figure out of the right now.

I actually we talked about this on Patreon. There's a whole cult that that and we got to stop her. Now, you guys, they're talking about to join this. She's gonna come in here talking some bullshit and I'm gonna be like, run, we can't. It's crazy because even though you like brought

it like the crystals the stars in the moons. Someone said, I'm experiencing true libra energy at this moment in dating lib Libra energy because I'm having this like weird thing right where it's like I'm flirting and I found this like I did a little TikTok on my Graham. I have all of this energy to flirt and get numbers and entertaining because I don't really sit a n new yet because that's too much work. But I am like entertaining some some good nis. I got some raffles, some

like just some good not rappers. Why the rappers are on my phone, but the rappers are on my phone? Maybe they want their ass a. I don't know. I'm telling you rapper energy. I cannot bro I'm trying to like, I'm gonna all a love with the ship that we do for two days while you're in love with me and dump me to the next person. And I wanted I'm not here, boy, I got I got an athlete. I gotta wrapper up I got another little regular knit. Is it a rapper that you listen to? Oh, girl,

it's not a rapper. There's a at the end. It's rapper. There's multiple that you listen to. No, that's the crazy pro Yeah, I don't really listen to now. Um. And then there's one I really want to just give all my fucking couchie too. And I just, I mean, like, I guess we just gotta like each other's pictures forever. It's so annoying. But Larry, yes, you all love, but we just I wanted to go say, Nate, we just

like each all these pictures. And I'm like, but the other but the other ones that are like really in my phone trying to see me. I realized it's like I'm nine. No no no, no no no no no, only the girls I fucking come on the pot. No niggas can come on this right, No, So what I want to so I'm not having him on the pot? Who cares? Bro? I care have some leader in arg Yeah. But as much as I'm a hypocrite often I say often, I don't ship where I sleep or eat where whatever

the fun? How if this is my job? What if no because then all, no, no, I'm not you meet your husband. My husband is not gonna be on here meeting you while you're asking if he likes that's eight and balls ligged and all that's all about. You're a fucking ex boyfriend who cares. I do, But I don't want a nigga that I don't want to suck on this pot. It's not this pot. I mean like you're saying, like, oh, I don't want I work and I do this. You've been saying this for so long. It's probably gonna be

how you meet your mate. No, I don't want nigga in the industry. You probably gonna get him. Bit well, I'm saying, no, you don't want my niggan industry. But I've got wrapped first. I do at my line athletes are not my Ann Street Larry June and ends up going amazing. You can't be his girl. I just want to be your girl. No, don't knowing. Yeah, I'm getting I'm getting to the point where I just like realized

I want to see someone. Then I just don't like I'll flirt with them, I mean face timing with them, and it's like you can't wait to see him. Niggas will be like ready, like what you're doing, I can come over. I'm free today, and I'm like okay, And then like my friends asked me to go out or something and I'm like okay, I'm too busy now. And then by the time I get home, I don't want to be bothered. I just don't want to be bothered. I don't want that's just because you don't have anyone.

I don't want niggas to just like pull up. That's that's literally you just don't have anybody. Like. So I was saying the same thing met and nigga I liked in l A And now I'm just like, should we go here? But no, it's not. I feel like I also just don't have the time to day. I don't have the time to like you say that until you I don't want another job. And these niggas's jobs, like niggas's jobs, you gotta fucking fit them in. Niggas, we

want to get fed. And I like cooking now and they know I cook good, so then there then I gotta feed them. Then if my cleaner ain't coming for the week, I gotta clean the house. I become like all these other little jobs and I'm too busy. Bitch. A bitch is booked. In the busy, I'd be rare with you, bro, like i'd be talking like that. And the busiest I had been was when I was filming season two of Sex Cells. That was really hard for me because we added narrative, which means you can't just

interview anymore. Now you've got to create the story that leads up. They were wiring my car doing mad Ship and I still made time for dates and I was in full makeup, hair was done, and I'm like, all right, well, Seth's going this song today and niggas time different if you realize and you need sometimes, all right, I'll tell

you what I need it. Since the two people in the People was trying the same a story, didn't you jumped on in because it's like sometimes you just be talking like in this box and you do to talk about No, you've done this for years and you've been You've said I don't want this, I don't want to cuddle, I'm not gonna cook for nigga, and you do it. Well, it changes over time. I know where I'm at this moment. All I'm saying to go. I said the other side

of that, I didn't want what I wanted. I only speak in where I'm at right now, and I just said, I'm in this weird place. You're saying we different. I don't do this. All I'm saying is, Mandy, you cannot completely forced work into your life where you have no play. You make a lot of time for your friends when you meet someone you like. All I'm saying is you need to enjoy your life and stop saying like I can't do this right now because I'm working too much.

Because when you talk like that, it's really hard to like bring blessings and people into your life. But I realize I like my friends. It's so right now. I'm realizing too, I don't want to make time for niggas. I don't want to like. That's where I'm at right now.

I'm enjoying work so much, and I'm enjoying finally being around my friends with just my friends because for the last two years, my nigga joined me with my friends all the time in and out of the bedroom for the last two years, and for the first year, I wasn't seeing my friends. So I feel like I'm catching up on my friends, and I realized how much I enjoy being with them, and I enjoy working way more than entertaining these niggas. And it's not that I'm blocking

my blessings at all. It's just I'm sharing where I'm at. It's in this very moment, a month and a half, almost two months out of being in love, being with who I thought my soul mate was, and literally spending the last two years every day with that nicko damn here, And so I realized not only how draining it was to show up as a partner and entertain a man, I did lose sight in a lot of things, or I over complicated my life and fitting him in. And I realized I do want to just focus on work

and my friends. Right, it's getting as gay as your hat. Not time for you, not and gay at all. Remember when we were and we fucking made Vincent vote on look gayer your hair was we don't look you still look gay? Or bro? You have one bro, you still you look gayer? We just did vote a month ago. Have all way a crop top just so I'm wearing a pants. But that's what I'm saying is very gay. This is not a gay is it yummy? Thank you? Hello? Wives are so full of sheet. I'm wearing you you're not.

I'm wearing a dress. We'll see the next outfit. You know. She always looks gay. I don't know why we keep talking about this. We have a short hair, it'll maybe look gay it dode. That's the first thing people do when they want to look like they couldn't you know? Can I be honest? I don't know why I do so much, but I recently did it in a restaurant. If people were staring at me because I was trying to be quiet, somebody was talking about someone. They were like,

you know that's her? Girl was like is it noo? And they're like yeah. I was like, she'd be doing yes, And I fucking said out like they be doing like everybody looks and they knew exactly who I was talking about. It was so embarrassing watch on YouTube. But still you how are you doing? Y'allo here a little bit? H yeah? We want to get there all right? So the vanilla ship for this week, guys Um is a Brazilian influencer put in a wheelchair after holding in parts around boyfriend.

Twenty twenty one year old Victoria known as v tube has been uh was seen being pushed in a wheelchair through a Portuguese airport. Don't like Portugi, little fitch. I know, I used to sell fucking a six to them, Nigga Sette champ O. God, they loved them, mother fucking running shoes. But I used to be a chance. I used to us. I used to know how to counting through. Um alright, anyways, um. She was seen being pushed through airport after reportedly holding

in her farts. The YouTuber and Instagram influencer um or in Lisbon attending the Rock in Rio two thousand two music festival when she began experiencing severe abdominal pain. Moras had been too embarrassed to break wind in front of her boyfriend and decided to hold everything in. It wasn't until they had arrived at the airport that the that the that the pain, that the pain became, that the

pain became unbearable quote unquote. At the airport, I started to feel horrible pain and I was even attended in a wheelchair and it was gas she experienced. Um And anyways, yeah, she wrote this and shared it with her over twenty three million followers. She is expected to make a full recovery. But I did want to bring up the fact that because we are dating new people, having new partners, not as comfortable with maybe new people as we have been

with our previous part never been that comfortable. What are things you are not currently comfortable around new people? Yet? I don't ever fart in front of partners. That's been a thing. If I found out, like, hey, you'll be closer to dying if you hold it in, I'd be like, okay, well I would like to be buried in white. I will plan the whole thing out. I'm not gonna just fart in front of Are you serious? Bro? I never tell dudes when I like that I have to share.

I don't talk about my bowel movement. It's just evanescences out of my body. That's what you need to think. I am not shifting farting you, bro? When I have to throw up, Like if I get wasted, I get so much anxiety because I'm like, holy shit, what am I going to do? No matter of fact, I'll tell y'all story, funk. I hope this isn't a clip, so basically to do that, I'm seeing we went to go eat and they accidentally gave me eggs, and I was like, yeah,

he's he told us none others happened recently. Yeah, you told us on Patreon. I did, okay, I hold you tell myself. He was have it soon, Invatriana here to stop. It was bad. But what I'm saying is I remember the whole time thinking like because I really wanted to fuck. I mean yeah, it was like one o'clock in the afternoon, and at the same time, I'm just like like, can I hold it? Oh my god? Speaking of throw up, I almost threw up on a dick for the first time in my life that you threw up on a dick,

and you shared the story here. It was with the rapper. Oh no, but that was bad. But she but you actually threw up on the dick. So this is your second time throw up. I don't know where it was, but you shared you threw up. I was drunk then, but this was a sober throw up and the first time in my life. Yeah, I forget a lot um.

So basically it's the weed. So it was the morning time and I was just like trying to be super extra, so I like had it like all the way in the back of my throat, but he was moaning a lot, and so I just kept going deeper, and every fucking I tasted it, I tasted. I tasted exactly what we ate the night before, Like this, son, I could not believe it. I tasted salmon and did what did you expect? What do you mean? I spit as what I expected at it? I expected it. You didn't do this sloppy mess.

And then I was like thinking, like, can he feel the food? Could you have a bitch through didn't? Can at least feel it tickle your thrown up? I didn't feel food, but she definitely pushed back and then just threw up. That's the way. Was it late night? Like it's like a like a like that was a night that time that she's talking about wasn't like a This was different. I was like, Actually, if I feel like I'm throwing up, I stayed away from the dick. I'll spit on it, give it a hand, drop straight to

the balls. I don't like feeling like I'm gonna throw up. Don't gag with me. I don't make me gag. Don't make me feel like I'm gonna throw up. What's my hot water, Nigga, I'm done sucking you like this is too much work. I don't like that ship at. Are we gonna add Mandy to the box of women that don't like sucking? Did I said? I love sucking, dick, I don't like gagging. And if I feel like you're just being too aggressive with my throat, like I've had

sex to wear. Literally when we're done, my my vocal cords are sucked up, Like so I'm good, I'm gonna spit on it jacket and go right to the balls and just lick the ball. This is how I know now for sure I am an amazing dick sucker because

I almost grew up and didn't care. Like if you like gagging and throwing up, does that mean you're That doesn't make you an amazing No, But I think that that means you can push your body past the point that some people won't go, because when you're scared of gagging or throwing up, you'll stop right And like, I don't know, I've also noticed different reactions with like if it goes past a certain point, like and the way that nicks me react and I'd be like, okay, so

like you either this is a foreign feeling or like I'm doing the most amazing job ever. But anyway, I was told that it was the most to me. You could take the best dick sucker award. I was just recently called an elite ball sucker, So okay, I will take. I will take being an elite ball sucker any day. Because not many women go down there and know what to do with balls. A lot of men complain that they just be like making it. Let me, Okay, that's gonna be my hord d. I had no hordd one

for this one. But ladies, ladies, the balls are very sensitive, and where niggas might like the gok on the dick, the balls are very very sensitive. So what you do with the balls is you can before you go lick them. What I do is, while I'm sucking the dick, I'll spit on my hand. I'll make my hand like very wet, and I literally just go like this. So while I'm sucking the dick, now I'm rubbing wet fingers across the

bottom of the balls. And then I go down and I literally just like with my lips, I just go thank you know, we don't like the don't don't don't. Don't, don't, don't do that two balls. Men are gonna be like, ouch, bitch out. I've definitely done that. No, literally, men do not like that. So think of I don't know what to because I just said something and that was really

I'm not gonna say that I do. I hold the balls like with my hands like lightly, and then I lick like because I know that the sucking ship must hurt. I don't maybe someone even told me that in my past, but I hold them, you sit like fingers like this and lick finger. But also what you can do is to make it easy. Here's my tip. If you're down there on the balls outside of going I feel like, go down to the balls and make out with the balls. So literally French kissed them. You know, I've been to

fucking kill me. Still hearing about friend, Why are you mad about anyway? Anyways, Like French kiss the balls and babe there he will m m m m and and and Ed is confirming that that is you know what. One of my best tips is that I realize get dudes every time. So I feel like, obviously we know about eye contact, but if you're in a position where they can look down on you while you're going down

on them. I feel like dudes go crazy. Also, you can kind of teach your ass a little bit on the ground because you know, I have a B cup. But but it'd be working so like if you're on the floor and you can like perch your ass out like that's really it. But yeah, and also they're kind of like hard, Like sometimes I jerk down if they're standing up. I don't know, but I think men just feel like a little more powerful now branded the way I'll be sucking dig they don't be making it. They

gotta leave back on the bit. But I'm just saying, you know, it's just a good little visual switch up. And it sounds like a basic tip. I don't like that. I'm giving away my ship, you give away the balls. Let's cut this. No, we're not gonna cut it. I need you wanna you know, y'all could be out here and thin the Elite Ball Sucker Club. I need ladies to be out here proud of did they know what to do with something? But I'll tell you what I said about the You know what I mean, you took

the soul out of me. I feel like you sucked the soul out of meat text, Oh this was my real holy response. So I stucked an amazing dick one morning, went home. I don't even think I was still in uber and he was like, yo, I feel like you sucked the soul out of me. I said, well, let me know when you want it back, because it's still less than me. That that was got a ghostbuster nigger. So that is hilarious. That is horrish. That is you know,

after I said it was like even never gonna mean me? Oh, but do you think that do you think he's never going to be he feels like you now I'm talking, I think that, Like I don't know, there's a fine line between like how disgusting and horrsh you could be in the beginning, because I do believe you've kind of got to work up to your A game. But he taught me that. You know, He's like sometimes I'd be given seed dick and they'd be again and like you

kind of like gotta work up to it. But we waited so long that like I had to suck dick like that, Like I didn't have an option. What I'm saying it was almost a month and a half. Like if I didn't sect it like I sucked the dick that day. No had to, Damn, I'm be showing off first, you're gonna come back. You're gonna come back? Yeah? Yeah? Lost? Like hey, minus, what's the plus part that's keeping it all? They ask? Looking? Yeah, I ain't looking as the first

go around, but the second second time. Maybe I really haven't been with men that care about to being their house being like I'm really happy about he's like a little over the thing as well. Hold they only I think it is. I don't really care for it either. I like a finger in my butt though, there you go. Sorry, let me get a good like the sound when people pull the ball too hard. Yeah, that's that ship I know that is. I don't know why ladies think that.

That's because they watchorn. Oh do they do that? Important? That's why I do be looking pussy hard too, bro. But see this must be straight porn because I watched a lot of gay porn and they must know not to do it to the other balls. No, I think like everybody gives or else sometimes too hard. I can only attribute that to like head, I don't understand what I told you, And I say this often on the podcast when Mega Stelling says stop looking out, pussy hard

actually aggravated. I never felt more connected to a lyric from a rapper in my life. Was the last time? Too hard on? Y'all? Oh no, not even too hard. I actually want to share on the pod the way things change over time. Right, like we said earlier, I take us to Well, we'll get to that part, but I do want to share that I experienced my first

orgasm through head in Mexico. Wait, why can't we get there? Now, we'll get there, But I want to share because you were talking about Head, and I know I've said on this pod that I'm good on Head. I don't really like it, don't really need it. I'm good. My ex was great in head, but never came from the head. This bitch had me. Let's start from the beginning. Guys, I know you're wondering how he got here. So no,

oh no, no, no, no. She wasn't Mexican. You know, she brod a tories, definitely a tour not at always the type of people. So y'all know, last week we took a break, and in doing so, this week's horrible decision. I'm sharing how I became a unicorn in Mexico. So I went to Mexico last week and ended up. Um. I was like, you know, I'm going by myself, so I'm gonna do some white people ship. Every time I traveled, none of my friends want to swim with well sharks.

So I'm like, with well sharks. That's right, well sharks. And here's the problem. Here's the problem. Right, I thought they were more wells than sharks. Boy was I wrong. Definitely more on the shark side. So, oh, like, what the fun? So I go on this tour by myself. I was a little upset because they put me on his boat. You put on the gas thing? No, oh no, bitch, I was went up there. I mean the oxygen the school ball ship. No you know what I get. No,

it wasn't where you hold. It wasn't snorkeling, it wasn't. I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't scoola diving. Yeah. So I was a little annoyed because they put me on this boat. Everybody spoke Spanish, so the tour guys saying everything in Spanish, So I don't know what the funk. And He's just like you could get around, right, I mean pretty much. I guess that that's what he thought.

I was back. Mind you, it was. It was an early as vote, early as boat ride and the only thing that I caught that he said in Spanish was servesta and I said, oh, can I get one of them things down? It was like seven thirty in the morning, and he was like, you sure, and I was like, yes, nigga, I'll take a servesta. That's you said us on the boat right. They got heard that word, so went to the back of the boat. It was probably saying this quest because I was supposed to be for lunch for show.

I said, no, niggas, I want one now. So we go forty five minutes out into the ocean and he's like, we're in their habitat, so we may see one, we may see many, bitch. We go on a day where there's fucking many. There's like over twenty whales, sharks, all these boats. So you see all the boats. So I'm seeing how this ship takes place. And I said, oh, bitch, I'm really being white here. So what you do is the boat goes to where they see a shark, right,

A well shark. I thought that, god, bitch, that's what I swim with yo. Look at this. Oh yeah, their mouths are wide open. Google a fucking well shark, my nigga, No, no no, no, they nuts. I swim with this, I swim with bitch. I got a video swimming with that bro that can fit eat Mandy in his mouth. Don't do that. A lot of people can fit me in their mouths. Okay, So what are you gonna call? You have nicknames for your couple? Um, look at there? Maybe possibly,

I don't know if where do they live? Bitch? They live here. That's why I'm like, oh at me, Look at me swimming with the whale shark. Look dash it? Yeah? Then I got yeah, Then I got too close. Andy's so manny you I'm swimming like you're not from Florida? What the first off? The water was going to my mouth from a little tube ship. I'm about to get I'm about to explain them sound like ray j I had a baby in my hand. I'm about to explain

the issue. These motherfucker's move fast like sharks. That's why I said I thought they were just gonna be a little fat ass Wells that just sat there and I got to hop in. No, bitch, you gotta jump off the boat and then swim to catch the niggas. Then I'm trying to sit here and pose for the camera guy underneath the water, so I'm trying to look at him. Then I look this big ass ship behind me. Then I fucking freak out, like fun. This ship is big. Actually about a second jump, I said, I'm good. Um,

we can just go back into the boat. You got it right, you got the video. Great. The second part of the tour, we go to East La Mouheaders. This is where we have a bunch. This is like that means island of women. It's amazing. It's amazing. Um. So we go to East Lamheads and the water is just like fucking beautiful. So we pull up the store. Guy is like, right, we got forty minutes here. Don't go far from the boat a look. Then Nick the nigga said, so I will be back, but there's a t key.

I need a drink because all they had on the boat with the vestla. So I said, nigga, I need tequila, nigga. So so while we're pulling up and there the anchor got a problem. I mean it was seven thirty, I said, By this time it was fucking eleven, bitch, it was eleven by it was eleven. But by this time, I'm like, I need to really drink a bit, swim with sharks.

I'm fucking hot, I'm feeling myself. So as we're pulling up the anchor is being dropped, I looked to the beach and there's just this tall, tall black man with a beard and it's a little short, thick ass woman. Oh bitch, fine. First off, I'm gonna show you her body. Okay, get into the faces. So I saw them from across the water. That's that's that's the back of her body. We're gonna I'm gonna show you later. Because as I'm describing,

I was just like, how did this happen? And by the way, take notes for anyone looking to be a unicorner, joining as a third or get a third. So I go to the tiki bar. They happen to be there ordering drinks. So I'm just like, okay, you did not order. I didn't speak, I didn't say nothing. I didn't say nothing. But I'm looking and I'm like, okay, now I'm seeing them up close, and I'm like, and they look good. They kind of looked like, what me and my ex

look like. This is good. This is a good little couple. Okay, So they leave the bar. This is damn fine. So they leave the bar and I get my drink. His body. I don't like super fit niggas, but he's biggs big. He's like he's like my ex with a whole beer. He's fine six five. He's Haitian bitch. No, he's Haitian so b and and I love, I know. So I get my I get my drink and because I just felt like fuck it, I'm here by myself, I say, but give me three shots of tequila please, And so

I get the three shots of tequila. They're setting up a towel and already in the water. So here I go, my little short ask, got my drink in one hand, three shots of up, walking on down to the beach like this. Get to the beach and I'm like, hey, guys, I bought you all a drink because mind you. As they left the bar, I said to the woman, I said, I just gotta tell you you are so beautiful. She said, Mommy, I saw you walking up. You are so beautiful. Now, Tommy, Mommy,

is it She's Dominican. Okay, oh yeah, So I went and got them a shot. Come to find out, they're celebrating a birthday. They're married, and I'm just sitting hanging with them in the water, and so we're just talking. It's going great. We're talking about how they met, We're talking about the island, we're talking about the water, We're talking about how my fucking all inclusive resort food was shitty. And so we're just talking and I'm like, damn, I

gotta go back to the boat. So they're like, okay, come up, let's exchange numbers. I said, I would love to bring it around New York. I know these clubs that are great. This is within fucking they're staying on the island. Yes, so, which, by the way, it's not that easy to get who it is. Bro Oh no. As soon as they told me I could take a ferry back to Kankou That's when I was like, well, let's exchange numbers. Exchange numbers. And they were like, dangn

we really wish you could stay with us. I said, wait, I said, you know what, Actually, I'm gonna be right back. Let me go to my boat. It's the uh if I could just tell them I'm staying here, and I went to the boat. I said, yes, So I met this couple. Uh, I swear to God. I said, y'all don't have to run me back to my hotel. I'm just gonna stay here. They told me it was only twenty minute ferry back to can't come, right, But the point is there's a fairy. There's a fairy that I

could get back to. Can't come. So I come back. I said, guys, I'm with you all for the day. So we literally beach club hop through the day, literally all through drinks, mind you. Before I even went to the boat, he went back to the bar brought more shots. She was like, what are you drinking? Baby? Get her whatever she's drinking. They were just also just really accommodating. So we go to when we go to exchange numbers. Wait,

you're getting me out of my order here. They were very accommodate before when I went to exchange numbers with them, though, I made sure to let them know. So I do this, she has to get my number, sir, No offensess. All goes through her. If she wants me to stay, I'll stay if she wants me, like I literally put all of the all of the power. Had they been how long they've been together, they've been together. I don't want to get to many details about their relationship, but just

just shy of a decade. Wow, and they've been married for almost two years. Okay, had they done this before? They've never had a THREESOMEE never had another, like she's it. Literally literally, we're walking the beach, We're like drinking, we're fucking beach club hopping, and so as we're in the water, we start talking about their threesome experience and I'm like,

he's never had one in his life. She's had one but with the only woman, and they've talked about having it together, but it just they never even knew how it would happen. Well, you're with a pro. So I agree to have dinner with them. This is before I even thought I was gonna stay bitch. Were the She's like, oh mommy, we're like the same size. I got some clothes for you. Bet. She started giving me clothes to wear for dinner and everything. Oh god, we got my

fair Mandy. Literally, So we get back, we get back to the hotel. This is where it gets popping. So we get back to the honeymay No. We were all showering and getting dressed for dinner. So uh, by this time, it's like the evening sun is going down. So we're like, well, let's go back and shower and get dressed and go out to dinner. So we go back to the hotel room and they start just accommodating. She's pulling out a

dress that I can wear. He's getting me a towel I can and so I'm like, I gotta get a show. I gotta get in the shower. I've been swimming with sharks all day. So I go to get in the shower. She goes to give me the towel that he just handed her. You can't, I say, you're not gonna get in with me. Not Manny just flipped her none having it.

I said, you're not gonna get in with me. So she comes to get in and you can see him kind of peek around the corner, and I'm like, you can join us too, So we get in the goddamn shower. Next thing, you know, and very accommodating. She gives me the holle because she gives me this like shampoo, and I was like, oh, she was like, don't worry, it's

for color protection. And so she hadn't even all the things for me, and I was like, So she goes to start washing my hair and then he comes in and starts washing my body, and then she goes to start jacking his dick off, and then I'm like, can I stuck it? So I got to suck his dick was massive, really massive. I said, this looks like you got DoD. I literally was like, this ship big. It's a big old thing. I just I'll be so and so literally we're in we're in the shower. I go

to suck his dick. Then I got to eat her pussy. Then she's sucking my nipples and it just becomes a lot to where then we take it to the bed and you could tell it was so funny because you could tell it was also their first time because she got really nervous. And it's crazy because because she she started saying, we don't do this often, mommy, we're clean, Like if well, no, no, no, we got but she just wanted just in case, I think they were planning

on something happening. It was I don't want to say his name. For the for the trip but his age, But this is what you're you're jumping ahead because literally, as that's the fun part of After this hotel did the threesome, he literally got up and was like is this inception? Is this? He's like, did you plan this? Like so he's asking now his wife, how did this happen?

Did you plan? Did y'all know each other before? So then because they had they literally he's like, you don't understand how many times we've talked about scenarios of threesomes and how it would happen or where it would wait. This is before you guys know. This is right after he gets up and cannot believe that he's just experienced his first threesome, like literally cannot believe it. Gets up like literally, I wish I could like show y'all. He

gets up hold on, He's literally up hold on. He's like like holding his dick, holding his dick, walking around the circles like, yo, did that just happen? Yo? Like y'all didn't set this up? He wasn't such like he was like just thank you, Like he was in shot brow the nigga grown and he was like wow because it was fun. She was sexy he's at your best, not my best, because I'd be bringing my niggas in I'll be bringing the hot What do you think your best?

Was my best? Three? Semine gone? I've had too many. Now, they'd be good, they'd be good, they'd be good. Like literally, I just had lunch with my home girl and she sucked seven and she sucked me in my ex and we were both talking about the difference between them, like in terms of like dick size, sensuality, looks, and so who would she say? My ex did a lot more things and it was great, like he did he got massages, eats, as does all the things. But seven, that dick is

that dick is the devil. Really, that dick is the devil? Man? Do you know It's crazy? I to him maybe like a month ago or so, and noticed like okay, and I was like, oh my god, Like I thought about it again, and that didnt you hear about someone sex someone you look at them longer. I'm looking And I was like, does he have that the yeah, like the devil? Um? But yeah, so we end up um literally like having sex. He's in shock. We all get dressed, we go to dinner.

She took one too many shots. By dinner, she was lit. We come back to the room. We're like, we're just gonna take a nap because then there was a party going on so we wanted the club. We come back to the room and we all take a nap, which we wake up at one am, like fuck. The island closes it too, so we're like, there's a Jacuzi on their terrace. They got a Jacuzy in her, so we got to start filling that ship up. Didn't even make it to the jacuzy to fill up. We got right

back in bed. We started watching Oh god, some shot on Netflix that is so good. It's with these badass kids. It's like super Bad or something. It was so good. And then I lean over I started just sucking her. What is it called. No, it's with these kids that like are trying to get Molly for like a helicopter or some It's that's what I want. It's great, it's great. So we're laying watching this movie. I roll over, I start massaging her tips, licking her nipples, and then I

just go to start eating her out. Then here we go. We we fucking again. So he goes to fuck her. We didn't suck. This second time he goes to fuck her and she's just eating the funk out my pussy. Wait, now, has she been with women before? Yeah, I said she had a threesome with two women. Okay, she ate my fucking pussy like I've never had. Maybe, I I don't know. Maybe it was just sexy seeing him fuck her, and

or even just him watching her eat my pussy. She ate my plussy so like I'm remembering having funny, literally and I can't eat pussy good getting fun. They were quiet fuckers, so all you heard was me just u oh, like she was eating my plane. So we're literally don't believe all you heard was me moaning. I was like, god damned. And at one point I just started and I came and you know, when you listen to a sibling talking about bro I don't. I could listen to

manny talk about sex. But the way she ate my pussy, dog, I like, I felt like I just got done running. I came to the the heart that I was breathing heavy. Whoa, So my heart that was from being eating out while someone else is getting I don't know why that. I think that lets you know how visual you are, because you said that ship. It was You're like, I need to see this, and then he literally got he got up again and was like, y'all sure y'all didn't y'all

y'all don't know each other. Y'all didn't plan this because it just worked out so good. And then they were like, well, you could say we're touring the the tomorrow. You would love to keep you. And I was like keep you, keep your hair, and not keep you cats. And I was like, okay, I'll stay way. When did you go back to the room. Did you ever get I didn't go back n till the next night, and I only went back the next night because yes, I realized I didn't.

I was literally wearing her clothes for two days. So I was like, bro, I don't want to I don't want to take all your clothes here. When I gave the Cuban m escort my clothes, do you all remember that? And I was like, oh, yeah, let me just give because they you know he was anyway, Well, no, I gave her her stuff like when I love because I had my bath and sou steel from the sword. But yeah, so she was like dressing me the whole time, and um, yeah, and then I toured with them the whole next day.

It was great. He covered all the drinks, he covered the food. He's like, whatever you need, Like, let's like I felt like I was literally their girlfriend, like the whole time. So now towards so they happened to live in the state of New York, so I'm like, they want to again. Yeah, we were thinking Jamaica or going back to eastla or I'm like, I'll come up state and maybe we do whatever they do up state. I

don't know what the fund is up state. Fucking he and see trees and now there's that's where the trees are. In New York. There's none really um separately, I believe, not together, okay, but grown like grown kids. So they're very attractive, fine d and I'm just like, how the fund did I fall into this? Mind you. I was sitting next to another couple on the flight, Dominican couple, and the nigga was so fine. I was like, I

felt like I felt like we actually fucked before. But then when he told me what he did for a living, I was like, nah, you know, I thought he was his personal training. I look the same bald head, salt and pepper. I'm like, damn, I really got a tight but um yeah, I ended up talking to them the whole flight because Delta must have thought we were traveling together. They were on my flight to Mexico and my flight back, so we sat next to each other. Girl, it's just

a weekend flight. I left on a fucking Wednesday, the Wednesday to Saturday. It was like the delta we got we were together. I said, this delta, but it was, but it was all travel dates. I'm like, you know, but here's the mistake I made too. I'm like, it's the weekend after the fourth nigga's got jobs, It's gonna be light, it's the wind. It's a Wednesday. No one's gonna be in Mexico, which no one has a job anymore, not even that many. It's summer and people go for

the lower like. Not everybody likes the hype weekend. Early everyone was there for weddings, bachelor parties like. It was groups of people, anniversary parties. It was groups of people. And then my dumbass was like, well, I don't want to see no kids, so let me stay at an adult only, all inclusive resort. How are those hamburgers and hot dogs awful. But outside of that, everybody was sucking, taking shots and twerking. I say that the world too.

Everyone was taking shots and tworking and doing this and doing that, tour it in this Nick met me. He was from the Carolina's. He met me, and I'm like, I really don't want to join you in party. I'm not looking to party him like, I brought books three you know. He was like, so you came to Mexico to be lame. I said, actually, I came here to be lame. Sure did. Um never opened a book though, Um bitch. Because I stayed with the couple for two days, and now I think I really want to be a

unicorn to this couple. I know why I enjoyed sex from both and talk about this all the time with me. And she would always be like I get to feel love and like, yeah, cuddling. He was paying for everything. I said, oh, this is easy, and she eat good pussy and she fine, she is the one who drew me in first. And you gotta niggle with a big old dick. What like? Honestly, guys, I need to hear chat now. I am this blessed. Actually I've just been talking to her. I've just been talking to her, so

we'll plan when I go. So you told you have a sex podcast. Oh yeah, I told them to say, y'all know I'm gonna talk about this. I go get too much? Do you have some pretty Yeah? I don't like, Just so you know, I'm gonna gonna talk about it on one of my pots. But yeah, like, so that's cute for you for doing a civil birthday, y'all. My y'all, my man, y'all might hear more stories because I definitely want to see them again, like invite them to our show. I could, I could do that, but I want to

go up stay. I want to I want to take a little vacation, don't. I don't. I want to be the leader. I realized I'm the leader in like my last relationship. Every time we brought people into the bedroom, I coordinated, I set it up. It was my friend. Just say that. Because New York is a fun like people like to do a stay like a staycation type

of you know what I mean. And you know they haven't already told me about some like crab place in Jersey that's b y O B. And they're like, oh, we gotta take you to Jersey and they're like, we gotta take you here. I'm like what, but it's like apparently like they have like whenever I eat hot and juicy or any kind of like crab food in my hands get like that. Well we've got a fun immediate laughter. But you can also just wash your hands and take a shower, like yeah, and they give you gloves. I'll

be there with my motherfucking bib and gloves. Maybe these nails ain't sucking well not, I'm planning out like, Okay, the nails are not deafe right now. Well, but I'm looking forward to like seeing them again for sure. That's really fun. I feel like now I have to top it. No, I'm not gonna be able to do. But I do have some upcoming travels if any of the Horrhives gonna be out and about. I was gonna go to Barcelona, but I'm skipping that because I need another weekend in

New York. I realized, So I'm going to Milan, capri Rome then, so we got to hear about those for the rest of the year. I've been that I've actually been to all these places except capri Um and then I'm gonna go to London. There's a sole election party. Y'all know. I always talked about the link up in l a Andre Powers party. But he's a founder of selection,

so I'm going for that. So if any of the London things don't you know, if you guys are out there and you want a little American please see hit me up to I want you'll puss the over the weight, I like really throwing up. But you know, the euro is now the same value as the dollar, so I'm about to be lit hole. I'm in London. I like the shop of Yeah, but I think I know there's a GDP just let me have it, right, I like

not the pounder. I'm gonna do that. And then I'm gonna go to Paris because you know what I mean. But I think what I'm gonna do is go to Champagney, France. You know about Champagne where all the like champagne houses are, and do it tour. I think I'm gonna do that. Um I'm gonna bring Nina. Someone taught me how to get a pet passport, so um, yeah, I mean why not. I'm like traveling solo and just meeting people there but old Bay is going to be in this out of France.

At the same time, he was like, oh, because he was gonna watch you know when I went and he was like, why don't I just bring Nina to Nice and you and I can. Like me, why are y'all still doing this? Do you take? Why does he take? But I'm going out of town. I'm going to Chicago this weekend of party. He takes the dog. Look, this is okay, but I'll peep a little. Oh, I'm gonna be there when you're what Now, I'm gonna be sucking deck is what I'm gonna be doing. Thank you Hello,

Like I'm gonna hang with this neighbor with it. Now we're gonna have pictures just from Mexico and the south of France with the baby. No, we're not making no new memory, nigga drop the baby all thank you Hello. Al Right, guys, Well, before we get out of here, I want to do an email that is um like a confession, it's more of appreciation mail, and then we will get out of here to a homemail because it's been so long. So this first one comes all the

way from Hawaii. Aloha, Weisi and Mandy I just wanted to say mahallow for all of your hard work you put into this podcast, because I'm truly a fan. You both helped me overcome and educate me on so many things, and I wouldn't be as open minded and willing if it wasn't for horrible decisions. I was in the thirteen year long relationship with my high school to sweetheart, which became toxic and mentally abusive. From this relationship, I become super insecure of my body and being sexual in general.

And well, a few years ago, my ex husband left my son and I. As hard as it was, I finally found someone who loves me fiercely, and I'm happier than ever. This man, bless you. This man is very sexual and me being from a loveless relationship for so long was hard. Your podcast gave me so much more confidence and taught me so much. I don't know how to explain how you've helped me. Each morning, I'm cracking

up because of both of you. Bless you. And my office is a quiet, conservative place, but little does anyone know, I'm over here in my desk listening to you too, talking about horrible decisions and sucking dick again big mahalow to you both, and keep up the good work. Love your front from Hawaii. Um ma hollo ho. And then she said, not that you care, but Hawaii is announced. Havaii Hawaiiva, it's gotta be Havaii let me talk about But she lived there, so I guess you really know, man,

I don't know what she saying. True Hawaii pronunciation. Bro, what are you serious right now? Because I'll believe about let her do it? Horrible decisions like you prona pretty straightforward in Hawaii. And however, this is normally you said as Hawaii Hawaii, or maybe to be silent, they said, hava oh ship. See how we'll be educating your life and we ain't all right, grow whatever, See how we'll be educating y'all. All right, and then of course it's

only right. Let me make sure I fine. Thank you for listening to us at you're desk and risking your job. That's the sweet No, honestly, seriously, um so this one, um of course, it's just great. The title is my NBA manifestation. Hey, ladies, First and foremost, I want to tell both of y'all that I love the show. It's literally like I'm listening to my home girls and I discussed our escapades. So here's my issue. I've always had a talent for filatio as this wheezy, and I'm also

a side queen. Typically, I do not entertain anyone less than nine inches because I hate wasting my time. Nine inches as big as fun. God day, you got a big little pussy, nine is still not the size of a base. Yeah, I'll be like no one te Recently, I manifested a certain type of man. I've always wanted to be with a professional athlete who plays for my favorite NBA team, and I finally got one. Good for you. He's everything I manifested, tall, handsome, cares, maddic for he

and fine. The only problem is he's five inches and I'm depressed about it. The sex of school because he lets me explore other parts of his body during sex, so it's adventure. But the problem is the fallacio or lock up. I thought I could get over it, but just recently realized I don't even want to perform fallacio on him because he is so small. Why don't you say is educated? A friend of mine told me that most men in the league, particularly the tall ones are

going to be small bitch. That's a lie. I'm just gonna say that. Now, Mandy is the directory hope one ding if you had that has been Amanda, I wouldn't know put your He does add that the locker room, Oh yeah, the All Star Games, the final bit and you had a friend, some bitch who slid in a d M. Do you know the type of philanthropy this bitch is thought Basketball Association? That is Mandy b Yes, ship, but go ahead though, legit legit? Are you ought a food?

Thank you? Flame? Damn? I have the door locked. And that's lokey, why I M yeah, lokey all y'all. Anyways, now we get in and he just heard me saying, you know, not to be racist. But they do say that that is normally the five insured Oh Asian man. I mean I've never been with one. I was with a tie and black, but he definitely got the black dick tie and black tie and black. Yeah, we have a lot a lot of hair. I liked it. So I have two questions, is my friend right about the

height and small dicks? To that, I answer, you know, um? And then what are some tips? And I guess I'll for sure throw this to wheezy. What are some tips for giving filatio on men who are small less than six? And why do you because because you just said you give the best head, so not all the day? Oh, I thought you meant to say, I'm just a five

inch that you don't have a dick, do you. I mean, here's the only thing that you could do to make it feel really big is squeeze the bottom and you'll actually feel good that because he's five inches, you can put the balls in your mouth. So basically when you're sucking the dick because it's smaller, shorter, like if you stick your tongue out and now you have the balls. I do it when dudes are a little bit softer. Okay, you know what I'm saying. That's probably like the best

tip I can give you. And also, to be honest, I'm surprised that you don't like it, because, like you were saying, like when a dick is too big, it's not that much fun to suck, which I can understand. So it's like, yeah, but that's why I go to the balls. I don't learn how to just make it makes sense. There's really no other advice. Sometimes sixty nine

can be fine. I could just sit on his face and then you have like a different positioning of sucking dick, so you can like get deeper because you can put your head all the way down. But girl, for the most part, God is fair and just you got a rich, fine, freaky NBA players. He thought he was just having a big dick. To if he did have a big dick, you probably have a wife. It's so crazy because the last little NBA player that I fucked, uh, right after

me and this nigga broke up. I Uh, he brought me to Detroit and Babe, I literally told him, I said, you find rich and got this. I literally told him, I said, so when you brought me, I thought your dick was gonna be little. And I said, how are you this blessed to have a big dick? Be fine and rich? I was like, normally it's only two of the three, literally two of the three. And I was

just shocked. So I have to humanize recently, Like I can't even say it, but what I will say is like I don't want to gas it, but I've had these moments where I've had to like pick something about the person that humanizes them and like brings them back down the size because I'm like, like, fine, great job, big deal, Like I'm just not in your this and that. Like, oh no, if they have all three, they're definitely a narcissist and you just gotta they're not. They're not nobody

but not. My mama called me. In the industry, I think so, but like they are good people. I think industry niggas get hyped up by women. But my mama literally called me and said, so, I was listening to one of your podcasts, and I know you don't want to hear me, but through my research and conversations, when men have really big dicks and are well off and sunk the ship out of you, nine times out of ten,

there a narcissist. And I said, wow, Mom, you may have something so to sit become a basketball wife and stick to your five inch dick. Anyway, this episode was fun, and I'm really proud of you for fulfilling someone else's fantasy not about to be Yeah, I never fully been of a unicorn, Like I mean, my home girl flew

me out for her and her n fel nigga. But then I liked his teammate so then he kind of got mad that his teammate pulled up to the club, and I love with the teammate because I was like, well, I funked you last night, I don't have to again do it. Yeah, he kind of felt the way that I love with his teammate, But are you serious? I'm dead serious. My friend flew me out to her and her nigga and I fucked him. It was great, But

I've been mad too. I told him before I got there, I wouldn't have been mad if you got the number. But like, if I flew my home girl out to me and my duty, you're staying, that's gonna be like, why, Well, they gotta be tied to y'all. None am I being tied, But it's like they didn't pay me. I'm flewt out. But then he knew I liked him because we met him in the club and his asks when they went to go watch game tape the next day, his bad for inviting the nigg over to the house, which we

went right in the bathroom and started sucking. Then I then then I just stay with him. They in their house. Why would you invite him over? And I told you I wanted to I am the abortion horse. Yeah, I'm just a hord. And that was a couple of years ago. I'm not a horn anymore. All right, come on what away? Someone said that we slept shaping each other a lot, and I was like, yeah, bro, like what it's a podcast up, what these you listen gonna sit there and congratulate.

They wanted to agree on everything. They want us to not have guests, and they want us to have You're actually the bigger horse, even this fucking, mega, fucking terror card. Oh god, this's going He said that. I like kind of like, you know, when you're like trying not to

laugh because I was taking her really serious. I've kind of lived with like, well, we do want to let all of our listeners know, especially the ones here in New York City, that we are performing at the motherfucking Black Effects Podcast Festival August, that we are on the bill with eighty five South, while the Smoke recently Shady who joined us here on the show, We talked back who also joined us on the show, Michelle Williams, just

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Horrible Decisions. We are leaving you, guys with a five minute bonus. Check that out. Jesus Christ, All right, nothing is professional over here, by guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of Horble Decisions. By that's what it was, I mean a lot of uh kettles and pots. However, I mean my take on it was, of course, just the accountability part at the end of the day. Yeah, I guess we could sit here and sit on the fact that we've all fell for niggas that wasn't shipped.

But to me, at some point you have to be able to see who the person is when when they show you them. And first off, you were never the only one or the main one, me, me, the baby mom and other women were also in the picture. Um, and then outside of that, he left you while you were partning. That's fair, but did you ever think that man could degrade you on in gram Live and put your baby on there and keep you while you were pregnant, and according to the family, you also did she was

already pregnant. Baby. Yeah, but you also didn't even show up for the baby shower. You didn't show up for me or the baby before the baby was here. Baby, So I just feel like, no to me, Like, that's the thing. We all date men with the lens of the idea of them or the potential of them, without really just acknowledging who the funk they are right in front of our eyes. But what is she supposed to so like? And here's the other thing. I understand. He left her when she was pregnant. He didn't show up

to the baby shower. Okay, she has the baby. He's like, y'all move in with me. It's your first kid. I'm gonna help you out. Who's gonna say no to that? Your emotions are crazy. I've never had a baby, You've never had a baby. We've only had friends with babies. Right, they're all fucked up with hormones. And you're telling me I'm gonna say no to the father of my child in writing me in his home and possibly making it work. And granted you probably isn't love with him, Like, no, dude,

you're gonna recamp the happy memories. What are you gonna do is start fucking with another nigga. No, you want to feel that community and that fatherhood and that feeling is crazy, because girl, the first baby mama that you've been back and forth foot she prayed it right now again. So you don't move them with this figure and he's expecting another child with the woman that what she's supposed to do. She's supposed to be a grown ass woman.

She wasn't supposed to sell her home in l A to move half across the country where she knows nobody, has no friends. She said that that's why I took her so long to even leave the house. Like to me, no, I'm sorry, it's a grown ass woman. This being hasn't showed up for you. So for you to put all of all of your hope into this man who hasn't been able to show up for you since at some point, you gotta you gotta fault yourself. I think that you

can't say that when someone's just had a baby. I think you could say that for someone that like it's just with the nigga and they've been in love. Like we've said this, this is the problem with Danny. She probably thought that baby was gonna get them back together. A lot of people keep a baby, have a baby and hope that it makes a bonton stronger or but or a man can show up differently of a fucking girl that just had her first child. She's young the same,

it's the same way. And I'm gonna say it, it's the same ship. I said about Summer Walker and her Raggedy Ass album. Yeah, you sat here and argued with all the other baby mama's thinking that you was gonna be different. Danny thought because she was a yellow bone, she was gonna be treated different than but and and trust me, and I saw it this tweet from Crystal that I really liked. It was like, y'all really got me sticking up for this. He want me because I'm

yellow beach, because that's how trash the baby is. But you're saying that we know this, but then he ain't gonna stay blah blah. Mandy. She she was twenty four, like I think she's twenty five now or twenty six, Like do you really like, can you really say that? But that's what I'm saying, like, can we and by we I mean people that say you should know better?

Can we really say that if you've already been through a shitty situation with a nigga, Like the girl is young, I just don't And I really feel like he exploited her. I feel like what he did was fucked up. I just don't like using that young excuse for someone who's twenty six, because we still have niggas in their thirties and forties who's still a like to me. No, there's a lot more resources now. There's a lot of people telling you what to do, what not to do. There's

you've sat here and been dragged by the internet. You've seen how bad this man has treated you over the years. It's been in your faith. And she literally said she was like, I feel so bad that I didn't listen to the internet, the fact that you have to be like, damn Internet, you was right. Everyone was telling you. You chose to ignore all the red flag. We just spoke about how everybody was posting the red flag, but them ships was flaming hot. They wasn't even off off white,

they wasn't even hot pink. They would pay the whole time. Like, so to me, No, you're eighteen year an adult. You're twenty, you're twenty one, you're twenty two, you're twenty five, you're twenty six, you're thirty, you're thirty one. I'm not gonna just call someone in their twenties, late twenties, mid twenties young. Oh my god. It's not like she's the high school