Ep 274: A Romp Through the Ages

So basically, you record on Zoom so you could see each other, but you record the tracks separately so you have the highest quality audio. And every time I took a byte, I would put the ship on mute on zoom. Bitch the whole episode chewing. Oh it's bad, I can't focus on zoom. Actually, Patreon, I do, okay, Yeah, because you lucked in, you know, so you'll actually like a

guest on Zoom. Actual, I wouldn't that. Yeah, that was hard during the pandemic, having all those guests, like setting up audio for some people who weren't podcasting, some who were. Everyone kind of recorded different and like remotely. We also we already talk over each other and you can't understand who's about to speak as a guest. Well, all the bitches have different uh gigabytes whatever them. Ships is with WiFi and baby, when you was in Mexico, Baby, your

leg was crazy. That lag was why so, Baby, I'm trying to sit here in Paul's enough to see if you got anything else to say. You know, it looks good on your end, and that the other people's. I was like, why are they upsetting? I don't get it, man, I'm gonna tell y'all if anyone like has never experienced like kind of roughing it, I know to Loom doesn't seem like but it is in the neighborhood. What a fucking time during that pandemic, bro I really had to

have some humility. I thought I was gonna be broke. I didn't know where my life was gonna go. So the last thing I was thinking about was strong WiFi. I was just happy to have water that day, damn, which is nuts. Which is nuts now I do want to have because in the last episode you talked about getting dick, but you really didn't go into who is this person? Do you like this person was good dick. Oh, yes, but I'm calling you out because for our catchup, I would like to know about the set. It was a

few weeks ago. I know you're talking about when I said, um, after Nina Na, who was it was a bd D. Oh, you're back because you said you in it? You you said you was done. Now I said I was doing Old Bay. Now you said you did? She not say she was also done with b D I was dead to me. I just said that, but she said she was done that for Old Bay. Old Bay is dead to me. But she said she was done with b

d D. H hmm. But there was anyway happening. He was celebrating something and I it and it just happened to be in New York and I just he said, let me give us a couchie. No him. This is why I felt like it was God, here we go. Don't bring God into your mess? Why are you doing this? So just is happy? Basically I fly in from l A. I'm fucking I had no idea, bro. It was right right before the day before the was picnic, nine thirty

at night. I mean, um, Benny's at the apartment because we're going to Philly the next day, and I'm like, should we just have one drink? He's like yeah. We walked the Soho house. I didn't even see another person first, and I saw him. I was like, wow, mind you he lives in l A right. Granted I knew he was having this event in New York and he wasn't even having it, so it was a whole another place

and we both saw each other. I walked in. He was kind of drunk and he was like, good I alie beat and I was just thinking about that big old Deek and he hugged Benny. He hugged me and he looked at me up and down. He was you know I was here, and I was like no. He was like, yes, you did. And I was like, what do you think I did? And he was like, because you want to suck me? And I got so insulted. I was like, you think I'm gonna just fucking stalk your ass at the point where I'm gonna show up

to a place where so I could fuck you. He was like, yes, actually that sounds like your behavior, which could be true, but it really wasn't that true in that moment. So you were only insulted because it wasn't showing the moment. But you do admit that that is definitely with the type behavior now. But like if I go to a party and I think you're gonna be at that party, and I want to suck anyway, so let's get to it anyway. Okay, let's get to me anyway. So I was actually so, I said how to all

his friends caught up whatever. I got so embarrassed that he thought that that I left or tried to leave. I said goodbye, and he was drunk, so he was talking to two people that he knew, and he looked me dead in the face. He goes, where do you think you're going on? I said, I'm leaving. I'm going to like this dance party with any He choked me out at the fucking not in like a like a sad way. Sorry, not in a violent way. Okay, okay. He put his hands on my neck, and your pussy

just started leaking. He said nothing else. He asked me another question. He told me my pussy was his, and I was like giving toxic and he was like, you're pussy's mind. M hmm, I know it is. And I was like, first of all I thought, you know, I'm trying to start my city. Girl said Nick, he ain't he ever? Who are you bucking? You could be done with somebody and then go back and it's okay, But I can't do that because I wasn't with that nigga. You was kind of that niggain. You loved that nigga.

You at one point considered leaving Old Bay, but like you really liked that nigga. Let's not let's not front. Let's not act like we can't rewind the tape on this nigga. Did you tell him? She didn't. She loves this thig. That's what I'm trying to add. What the difference is sex, bro, we can run. No, it was even after sex. She literally she literally wanted him and wanted him to be her boyfriend, wal a bit with

her boyfriend because she loved him up. I just want to know, because when I get into the story about how okay that I think about this was a blip. If that isn't worth, it's not a blimp a blip. We got blips today. So whatever he choked me on, it was hot. And then I looked at Vine and Vinnie and then guy hit the two friends. He was talking to her look at me, and everybody was like, what the fuck because a lot of people know we're cool, but they don't know he's fucking. So he's like, um.

I was like, anyway, congrats on your event. Like I have to go, he was like congrats. I was like yeah, and then I said I should have brought you a gift, but since I didn't, since is pussy as yours, I'm gonna give you that. Later he was like all right, bet So I left and I didn't want to tell Vinny I was sucking this nigo. But I was like, okay, we did get taken to this Bushwick party. Let's hurry up, let's go. So we're walking down the street and then

he looking at me like bitch. So you're just gonna let him do that to you in the middle of all these people, and so I was like, I don't really understand that's what happens. We have a big book you can do. So then we go to this fucking Bushwick party where I decided to do just a little bit drugs, not that many, but anyway, So we're dancing, we having fun and like, who but I'm looking at

my phone where he's like, where you at? Uber sends me the address, So finally I leave Vinnie, I go get some dick, I go wherever the funk he was staying at Midtown. I get out realize the address. It's not a hotel, it's an apartment building. So I guess again an Airbnb apartment and I have no apartment number because this nigga fell asleep. So now I'm outside on fifty something fucking trying to figure out how to get up there. So I go to the doorman. I'm like, hey,

did just see a black pie go up? No, They're looking at me like, bitch, what the funk are you talking about? So I call all of this nigga's friends at four o'clock in the morning, you wanted that day, So I call all his homeboys. I call his brother, who hears titch his brother. Do you remember the young kid that came to our Atlanta show Old Day's nephew. Well that ship also shares this nigga's brother's name. So what do I do at four o'clock in the morning?

Called the person with that name in my phone? Really going to worship, though I swear to God he answers the phone, and he sounds like a young kid, just like his brother. They're about the same age. I was like, yo, what room is this? Like where is he? He's like, where is who? Beats? Name? Is this? Gilas mind you? I'm I am plastered, yes, And I'm like you're looking at the phone like what's going on? Like it's the same name. I'm like, yeah, it's me. Where is he?

And he's like I don't know who that is? And then it starts to click. I was like, oh my god. I was like, sorry, I'm going to a party and I'm trying to buy my friend's party just in case he's told old Bay bitch. Anyway, I called two lines just in case, like, oh, you ain't one all Bay to be mad. I would all mag to be mad, but you called your if that's a bit, that's oh, I hope you'll find out. But anyway, it was rife

he gonna here, Maggie. So anyway, basically, I then finally um, someone answers I and they told me his room number. Now banging on the door and I'm like, damn, this is desperate, but also I don't really care, so I'm banging on the door, and his little brother, the actual one with the name answers the door because of course he decided to let him crash. I was like, hey, and I'm sitting there with my heels in my hand, opened the door. BDDs sitting there sleeping, snoring with his

mouth open. His phone is in his hand, and I just see eight calls missed from Wheezy. Wake this nigga up. We don't even talk. We don't talk. I'm sucking deep, girl. And let me tell you something. When men are drunk only they can't get their dick up, this nigga can. And I imagin ship. I feel like when nigga drunk, they can't get it down. That's a that's true. And he probably had it because he couldn't get down either,

and is not ain't drinking hein. We both couldn't come because we were so drunk, but it was still good. And you know, uh when we were done because we were both so exhausted. I looked at my phone. It was five in the morning, and then we're right before he goes to sleep. He was like to set that out alarm, but our roots, Big Nick was laughing at me because I came to get that deep and um yeah, I went right back home around seven thirty, strung out, still drunk. It was really bad. I was so fucked up.

And he looked at me like what disgusted Nina and toe and then profit ol base house. So nice, Hey, well I'll share my little dad, I'll sep um so yeah so so manye it's still been somewhat in the picture of the front and so uh. During Memorial Day weekend, I didn't get to give you guys a eight. The four more erotic dining went amazing. It was great, yes, and clearly because we were not together. My plus one was Medina, So Medina from Cocktails came up. She was

my plus one all weekend. And so we go to dinner. We're dressed to the nines and I was bringing liquor, uh like champagne, so for when people walked in, they got champagne. So I was like already running around. We had to get our makeup done, and he's like, well, I can bring the liquor. He gets to my house to drop off the liquor. It's time for me now to go. He's like, well I can thank y'all, and

I'm like, oh, you're being all nice. Mind you. The only reason he was my plus one because nigga, we broke up, and so I sold Joe cheer when we broke up to then not really sold because it was free, but I was like, I was gonna invite somebody else, and it wasn't gonna be a nigga. It was gonna be my friends. So we get to where the location is. Mind you, was a meat packing if never of y'all know about meat packing. The cobble stone is some fucking bullshit.

So he's literally walking into carrying our bags, carrying the liquor, making sure me and Medina don't follow the cobble stone, and clearly we know it's about to be a long night because it's only a dinner. So there was no play party after the dinner because of the because of the location. So we're all ready to go out, but

just walking over one block, our feet are hurting. So even though he's not invited to the dinner, he's like, well, well, I've already been your little letter, so I'm gonna continue being your little letter. So he's like, I want you all to have a really good night. What do y'all need? And I'm like, my feet are already killing me. I have my my little expensive feel song. So he goes. He's like, I'm gonna go get you some flats so that you can have a good night, bitch. He comes

back right before the party starts. This nigga was like, where do I go? Where do women's shop? This nigga went to Forever twenty one? Okay, and bro, I'm like, I didn't even know niggas know what Forever do we want play? They do? Well? He went up Forever twenty one and brought back flip flops for me, Amada. It was like, here you go, guys. You guys, have a good night. Don't want to hover over you. And I was like, you were such a good little boy, and like I did a little thing because he was my

little letter. He wanted to play the role of my little letter. And he's very very masculine and very little. Do I really get to be dominating like with him? So I was just really nice that he did that. It was like for like And that's the thing too, that I think he's he's known like I think it's because we come in not really needing men with money anymore, not really I mean we were not depending on it. Like there was a lot of men in my past that I could literally say I dealt with him for survival.

I dealt with you because I needed you to pay my rent, or to help me through school, or to help me do certain things. And just it feels good to now just have genuine relationships. And so in terms of where we've been talking, like he's now not use it against me that I really enjoy acts of service, and so in terms of a little letter in that in that instance where it wasn't sexual at all, my god, my pussy was dripping, like just for him to cater

to pick up the liquor. Don't do that, don't do that. Okay, my pussy wasn't dripping to thank you, thank you. It was the thought, but not only the thought, like I took off my expensive shoes, I put those flop clubs on it, and like, my pussy is leaking. No, but seriously, like, oh no, it was leaking because to me, not only the liquor, like he purchased the liquor, like he's done some b n H runs for me for the studio, like he's just been like and that's the thing, right,

I realized how much my love language have changed. Like again, if you'll listen to the pod a few years ago, maybe I won't gifts. I won't gifts or bills paid, and that's all like give and now it's literally acts of service that when a man can put their schedule aside to do something to make my life easier, because my life is very fucking hectic. That to me just as like oh god, motherfucking ship, damn, oh give it to give it some not seriously, like a whole faucet.

So that was really nice for us. What was your bi the blip? I mean the blip was we went to the safe flood the next night and uh, definitely are y'all three again? Yeah, but she had six people on her I don't know she shared it on her show yet, like she was in her own world. Mind you. I was hosting, so I was a little less active, got active. Your friends should be your new boundary for sex with him. I think if you're gonna yeah, no, it is. It is. It is not someone you trust,

and it is it is. I mean we're we're slowly like just we're keeping set friends separate and I think, right, so that's the thing in relationships. And I think we've we've sent my touch on this on Patreon. But when you're in a relationship and you love your friends and you also want to bring your partner around, I think there becomes because even in coming back, he's explained how

he feels like a prop in my life. And it's because even though he's super around my friends and we have such a blast, when we break up, he realized all my friends was like, duke this nigga, if you out the picture, you have the picture with us too. And so now it's an issue or or maybe something that he needs to work through because they ain't changing that even though we do all of these things together and we make these memories together. I don't want you

to feel like a prop. But this is also my world, and when you're not a part of my world, I need you to know that nothing a part of my world will be attached to you once we're over. I tried to take last lap and well even even oh Boy took the took the bar away from me, he took the bar from your house. We do that, and that's where I'm just like, I don't know what your past relationships have been but ship gets with a breakup. It's not only friends, it's not only our love, babe,

it's the places we go. And I got a whole lot of power, a whole lot, so I was even like, just so you know, baby, I know the owners of these sex clubs. Don't make sure there's a band on your ass because I don't want to run into you baby the beach. I don't know what sheriff I got to talk to, you know what I mean? The sex club thing like, and the problem is old Bays in his forties, Brooklyn nigga, so he knows fucking everybody that owns the ship I go to, right, he moves and

shakes in the same world. So I get it, Like I won't love it, but no, I don't want to not entertaining. He just a dude that's been around. I don't want nobody in the industry. He's not in that dick been around the blog and that's all that matter. Even dated, But you did city, bro, They're gonna know if you dated somebody that they don't know that from. Like it's hard, you got an anomaly, but like it's not easy though, I dig it an anomaly and on another one, I gotta find me, not industry. I need

the world to shut down. I need the world to shut down again. That's the only reason I found this Next that's kind of why I'm into the dreaming again. Why because he's just like he gets it, but he's not in it. And I also love that ship. Yeah, like I don't need to know, but like know what I'm talking about, but not like I don't need to relate to much. Yeah that's a good feeling. Um, I could dig it. But yeah, when in a break up the place off limits sex club that they need to

go go on at, buddy, not only sex club. I just need listen, just know. And that's where like the boundaries or maybe that's a conversation to like to have on the first date. Now moving forward, like, listen, we're gonna have a great time together. You're gonna meet all my friends because I work so much the way that I find ways to lick up with my friends even if we are if we had a bar, of course, I'm gonna tell O my friends to pull up. I

tell my friends to pull up on me whenever, wherever. Hello, if I'm hosting something, everyone's invited because this is when I get to see my friends. Your time cost a lot of money, it does. And so but my friends, my friends are number one in my relationship hierarchy of what where people stand in my life. So and maybe my partner comes second or third. With family, family has yeah, I damn near grow up to Osborne's. It's just a

very toxic family. But I guess you know, friends like the family, and my friends are the family that I got to choose, so they come. They need so much too.

I have to tell you gave me a little inspo recently because you know, I've been talking about how been going out to this party in l A. And someone I've been hanging with her obviously, and we're cool with each other's friends now to the point where like we all follow each other, Okay, Vinnie my homegirl Emily in l A. Like Brittany met him like now his like and if someone comes in town. It's the point where like we all vibe so hard, so we all hang out,

and I'm like, that needs to be a conversation. You have to have that versation when you start mixing. And Malak, he's ever going to hit a friend up without me, but but but but but but to me, it just did it. But I did it. I see all boys. I was going out and I was like, Oh, what's you up to tonight? And I realized like, oh my god, I have to stop. But then at the same time, I feel like this is what everybody wants. We always want to date someone or start hanging with someone that

like can live and exist within our friend groups. And I think what you really taught me was like the quote unquote boundary that you got to not you got to. But see, even you hitting up the friend, he probably didn't think anything of it. But that's the thing. If you gotta stop working with each other, like these are my friends. But but That's what I'm saying. But is it?

Is it now that y'all share so much friends? If you stopped working with him tomorrow, do you really feel like, damn, I've created all these great relationships with all these other people. Now now I can't up with them because I met them. I will say that feels nice about it. And I said this, like, um, I don't know if Old Bay and I had that with each other's friends, but I'm talking about this new nig no. I know what I'm saying, Like it's like the worst of the best of whatever.

Right you complain when you do complain when we don't. But I didn't realize it until this person, Like mm hmm, is this what it could be like when friends are lit? Because old be and I just did not share friends and I just expected not to. Don't get me wrong, Like if we all went out with any cool or you know whatever, Like we did a thing, but it wasn't like this. It didn't feel like this, And I

don't know which is worse. I just I would say that's one of those conversations to where maybe you have it now, yo, if this doesn't work out, and like would you feel away? Like, like, would you feel away if I hit up your friends to hang out? Is that a Is that a deal breaker? Would you feel away if he hit up your friends? Since clearly I did.

And this was a conversation we never had until now we're having it because we're in a cordial, just friendly space where we can now like talk through the things that weren't working in our relationships, but also even in our breakups, what things really fucked with us the most. And that's what we're having now, so maybe before it gets there, that's a conversation I have. Way. Yeah, I think you should. I think you should. All right, let me get the boundary. Even though you're not made man,

everybody wants to hear that. I'm just saying, let's get into the outline um for this week. Let me read, let me read it from the what you would call it? How do I read? Look? Look at me? I'm old? How Why do I feel like? Why does it feel like when you're having your period? Crabs? Like there's really a person and they're beating your ass? Yes, I had the worst like period last month and I was just like, what the fuck? Um eating a lot of meat? Um? No,

I think just stressed. I think just stressed, bitch. When I was on that set frame TV, bitch, I blew up the best and they gave me the bethroom to myself. I swear to god, I didn't know if it was nerves. I also get nerves when I spend a lot of money. I spend a lot of money at once, you know, I know, seriously, maybe I blew the bathroom. They was like they were telling the hole set you see as the bathroom, Please, that's where the guy. That's how bad it was, mind you. I was gonna set at seven

thirty for hair and makeup. My home girl shot, I said, he there, Well, she's not my own girl, she's that's my boss. But she mean when you were doing the show, when you were when yeah, for the MTV Awards, So we were on set and maybe I had to get there earliest fun but I I just spent so much money and I was just my nerves were fucking shot, so I blew. It was that a delf frist goes. But I'm would blame my nerves because I eat a delf fristcos and this they't never happened. But anyways, blow

up the bathroom. It's seven o'clock in the morning. Heather doesn't get there till eleven. The the motherfucking smell is still lingering. No man, she it was eleven, mind you. I felt so bad by the way, I'm apologized to you publicly. Taffy. Taffy's makeup room was right across from the bathroom. I felt so bad because it just went, Oh, let me spray my little guccy. It was I was bad. Smell my own ship sometimes, Oh that it was bad. Yep.

I even tried to do courtesy fleshes. So my best friend talk me about courtesy fleshes, which are while you ship and when you spell it before you even get done. Just start flesh right, just start flush while it's coming out, while it's still coming out. I don't, I keep tina. I was not gonna lie to match and blow the funk up. That's how. No, it was rancid. Nope, Nope, it didn't ran. I'm telling you. It was del first goes the early morning. I didn't even get my coffee yet.

It was either that or the throat coat t And I know it wasn't the throat code unless that works as elaxative. I don't know it was that a period ship heard no, but I was on my laptip. My period. It was the end of a period ship. I know we had a beginning period ship, period ship. The period ship is the worst. Why are we talking about booty hole cramp dog Okay, I don't know about Booty. I just know about you. Your your cramps to you. But maybe you just gotta ship. Oh do you feel like

you feel it in your back? She said? The bootoole She's like no, Um, well, speaking of assholes and boodholes, I wanted to get into the fiddle of ship for this week. Um, and it's something that you actually spoke about as well with sex sells. So the woman, sorry, the woman who made two hundred thousand dollars selling parts in a jar and went to the hospital, is now earning five thousand dollars a day selling boom sweat and she that is boob sweat. My nigga, Wait, why did

you so? I don't really know she I think she just wanted to be on TV. Well now she's making all the money, so it did. So this chick, if anyone remembers a girl in any fiance that had a compromised immune system who went to Australia to meet her girlfriend, she wasn't giving gay at all, to the point where the other girl is kind of like it, but she's not even gay. It was just weird, I don't know. And she was like complaining about everything, and she just

kind of seemed annoying. I just don't even see her eating a pussy, and I guess that's true because she's instead of doing that on only. I do want to ask, because you said you have you wouldn't do only fans because you're now in the certain positions and rooms that you're in. Now, I get why you wouldn't do that, But would you randomly sell something that wasn't sexual to the masses but maybe someone just wanted like boop sweat

is not really sexual. No, you still wouldn't sell any So I did do something on sex cells and on my self for charity, and that's it, okay, mainly because like I wanted to, I've been trying to live in the life of the businesses, you know what I'm saying, Like brod sad that episode where I got on the phopo Sofia is so I just saw the editing footage and I was like, when we cut out my fall at least like cant But I say that to say, like I just I don't know if I can really

do it and be It's like I want to do everything that I want to do with like pride, and I'm not secure enough to do it. Okay, It's just like talking about insecurities for a moment, like you know, talking to Lena the Plug about her ship, like people could be bride eyed even though you were about your feet picks like you didn't feel a way about doing it like I do, Okay, And I don't mean I don't noticed, I know, I mean just right like things. And it's maybe because I know someone will use it

for there I don't know. But you know, I'm also just trying to be honest here because I'm not saying it in a shamy way obviously. I mean, I'm sure it can make great money if I decided to get only fans, but like, I can't do it. But that's I thought it was about my job and stuff. But ken you left the comment a few days ago on our roots picnic Ship like shaking my damn head, like you know, everyone I worked with for the most part

like knows what the do you know? Like I wanted them calls and my emails wheezy at the company I work for, like they know you know. And and so I don't think it's that more than it's like I don't think I'm secure enough to do it, Okay, I don't think. I don't know how sexy I could be, Like you know, I think I'm goofy. I don't think I'm sexy at all, but I'll be open to sell on some ship showwood Boot, you want the limp from my thoughts? Like what you won't, I'll sell it. How

much would you sell the books? Boots sweat? I mean, if this bitch, I would I would charge premium just because as a white woman, So I would charge premium rates because I'm gonna compete with this. I don't know, but she means five thousand a day. And I tried to blink it. Five thousand dollars a day. But boots sweat, bro but boobs sweat. We were sweating on that stage, his picnic stage, but not even where because the dress

was cut on the side. Oh puff puff, Like I had to wipe my leg and it was not foreign. Oh and I got I'm gonna have a whole bunch of thoughts this summer, Like New York is hot, son, I am dying. I walked to the studio. It's a fifteen minute walk. Okay, I didn't make it. It's hot, a little deep, that's happy walk, no, I know, and heels too. Oh yeah, you're bugging. Oh my god, really almost lost my fucking mind. Why everybody knows how much I love Jesus. I'm walking on the street, this black

suburban stops, someone opens the door. I thought like, oh my god, somebody's gonna holler at me. It was Jesus saying like, yeah, dog, you should have seen me. I acted like and it's crazy when you're really a fan

of someone. And that's why a few weeks ago on our episode when I was like, I don't care if people come up to me, like, he stopped to say hi, and I still was he looked like he jumped back in the car because I was like, was like, oh my really yeah yeah hoping, man, I can't like I just like when I love someone, I can't walking hope it. But not just love when you're like inspired by someone, when someone is an idol to me at what they do. Fuck, I'm that's Overdud. I haven't met, but I'm like over

Brown anyway. All right, let's get into the horrible decision for this week. So the horrible decision is romping through the ages, and it's only because I have been seeing so many things on the Internet where they be acting like our granddaddy's wasn't cheating, the grandmama's wasn't being a hole, and so I'm like I wanted to come on here and say we have been hoeing, nigga's have been cheating, We've been busting a wide open for century. So I found this article on the Sun dot co dot uk,

and I wanted to start off actually with sex toys. Um. Sex toys have actually been around forever and I know we get now like all the things. So it says humans have been creating toys to enhance their sex lives for as long as they have been having sex. Um back in the King dynasty, Um from China actually found that King q I n G. That's king. There ain't no. Why did you look at me like that? There ain't no. You're just saying, but there there there might be a

Ming dynasty. But this is from the King dynasty but spelled with a quea and it would be look at me looking at the Asian. Sorry sorry, I'm like, oh, you're not Asians? Oh wait what this at hr? Sorry? Red, but I was trying to be Yoda is her name? Oh Yo Mada? Oh yeah, he's from South Africa, South African America, African American whatever, proud King dynasty, sorry, king dynasty, nothing, bitch, I'm reading, there's no and looked at us like He was like, I knew so right, I said it right.

She wasn't my bad, my bad, Yomi am I yo know where's Yomi? Not yo? Maira. Her name is Yomira, bitch, don't you get her name. She just wanted to ask some play with chew it. I didn't want to be done, Mada. We are here, we are, bro. We are really trying not to get canceled before we renewed his contrack, because bitch that it already came up to us like, hey, so those cute cumbers, we might we might not want them at our festival. Oh bitch, Oh you didn't know

you'll be seeing the email. Well, yeah, well we'll talk about it off. We know we're gonna talk about it off. Oh the one that's about to hire us. Possibly they mentioned huh that festival. Yea, yes, they were, yeah, we'll talk about it. It's a panel bro. No no, no, no, I'm not that one the big boys. I could see your fucking mouth. Um. Oh yeah, they were like we'll have a talk. Um anyways, now they was wild if it was just nah, that wasn't even a normal cucumber

second team. They even that doesn't know what we're talking. Sorry y'all if y'all were at the Ruth Picknick, because we didn't get to talk about it when we got into our whole rust picnic rant. We didn't get to talk about the fabulousness of the hor hide that made cucumbers be like that was too much. It wasn't giving, it was giving a lot. So here's what happened. We know we're only doing that ship normally. The last time

we did Cucumbers, I called COVID. We were in Mexico, but we were at the pool with a pool party. It was pool party we normally have not done, like Mandy not. I mean maybe if you didn't Mandy, but I needed to check, okay, So we got book to do something during the pandemic. I was like, man, I don't want to do it, and I came back and had it. I was like, fucking we go on. So we go and it was at a pool and people were wasted. I will never do a pool party show again.

But I like, never mind, let me say how much we make, but les say never. But like it was just a mess, bro like sucking cucumbers, fucking Sharon Hookah's bottles in my mouth but real quick. The only difference from that and Ruth's picnic was there were no hookahs, so it was just it was probably more wild at Ruth's picnic than because they're outside. I don't know. They got excited. They started double sucking, cue cars, doting girls

to compete because it's Pride months. And I even warned the crowd, like, yo, if you don't like that ship, get the funk out. This is what we're doing. So was wild, not gonna front. They really was tiring you. I didn't even really want to do it. I was like a little much. She was like, no, we're gonna fit in there. It's fine, we're gonna get through it. I wasn't even trying to bring the cucumber, the cuber. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I didn't

want to do it. Then finally we see we'll have a little bit of wiggle room for time, and I was just hoping. I was like, well, it looks like I said, do we even have props? Benny sent me a picture of four foot and a half long cucumbers. I didn't even know. I didn't even know they were this big bro. They was a foot and a half cucumbers and I was like, these bitches want to make sure the props was there. We was ahead of time because I did not want to do the cucumbers. Anyways,

the cucumbers it looked wild. They look they would have believed the girl. We're both good, right, and so we were like, let's someone. No, it wasn't doing one each. They were gonna suck the same, same one, and it was it was it was you saw the picture if y'all want to see you going through Instagram. Um, I didn't want to go to as well. One of the oldest dildos ever discovered is the whole how La Fells ballast. It was discovered in the hole a Fels Cave in

Germany in two thousand five. It was carbon dated to somewhere between twenty six thousand and thirty thousand years ago. I also want to talk about some aphrodisiacs, which y'all may know. Um, we talked, we've talked, we did a whole episode on food that we're aphrodisiacs. But maybe y'all don't know this because this is a shocker to me. Beans while they may make your Buddhist squeeze are also

in aphrodisiac. Despite the popular image of damsels and distrust and chastity about sex in the middle it was progressive anyway. For one thing, there was a belief that erections were caused when the penis filled with air, and as a result, beans were thought to be the aphrodisiac for this. B DSM also goes back all the way to four ninety b c E. And it gets its name before Christ. Yeah. Yeah, um. Some of the oldest evidence of b ds them can be found in the Tomb of the Whipping and Extrue

and at Truth Scan Tomb and Lazio Italy. All right, um, it gets it, so b d S the the actual whipping gets it. The tomb name gets its name from the fresco on the wall that shows two men who are flogging a woman as they have sex with her. In the eighteen hundreds there were establishments known to cater to kink, such as Teresa Berkeley's Berkeley's Brothel and Hallam Street, London. Um as well. Birth control. I wanted to get into that, especially since now they want to not even allow us

abortion in this country. Birth control in the past, So sex in the past was fun, naughty, and an enjoyable experience. So although popular belief has it that they were only doing it to procreate, because Christianity wants us to believe that was only made for reproduction, day live as most of this most of the church does. But we are

not gonna get it to that pig gut condoms. We're being used in the fifteen hundreds, and there's evidence of contraception being used all the way back to ancient Egypt. One method used back then was a vaginal pests three made from Can you look up what pess thori is p E S S A R Y. Is it like a rosary? Vaginal pess THI is BC? I don't know. I'm I'm assuming it's actually a condom, because let me tell you what it's made of, crocodile dung and honey.

So a vaginal pessory is a soft removable device that goes into your vagina and the supports the areas that are affected by pelvic oregon prolapse. So this was probably then some sort of uh coating to keep the sperm from going all the way to the ovaries. This is what happens when the bladder rectum or UNI. So they were putting crocodile dung and honey and they puss Alabama hot pocket buddy, Wow your mind. Because it's also Pride month.

I want to talk about lgbt Q and just so you know, same sex desire and gender fluidity is found all throughout history. Um. But some of the most important documents and queer history are the Diaries of an Listener, which by the way, has an HBO show now, and it talks about how like they had to hide even being get like and this is lesbians. This isn't even gay met Lesbians couldn't even and although it's more accepted now,

lesbians also had to hide their gender fluidity in the past. Um. That is just a few things, Um I have do I have any more on here? They just gave a whole bunch. It was just very interesting and I was like that I need you all to know the pig Latin kind of crazy, not only the common thing that was like cat intestines or just wait, excuse me, and this is what I don't eat hot dogs. This like hot dogs is made with them intestins of animals and ship Okay, they used like the backup of whatever, but

Nathans and Nathan is good. Nathans, we talked about somebody real quick that I wanted this podcast. Fine is hell but crazy there so you can flirt with him the whole time. Are you gonna actually be a hot talk best? You just maybe think about it with the hot dogs? And they wait, the hot dog? Huh? His name is nineteen keys. Oh and obviously you did. When I have him on the what happened now? He just said he in l A Okay, So hopefully we can have him on when he's in New York. But um, so I

thought he did the crypto like you did. Yeah, I was like, she hit me up like ninety He's gonna be all horrible. And I was like, so this is on crypto. The markets is down, I've heard of his name. They like didn't follow him or anything like that. Went to when of Ian's events saw this nig and I was like, whoa, I'm a hope up now I want you, I hope. I don't know ship he dresses like one. What can I not say that? You can say that I have a lot when you come on here, sir face.

I cannot wait to talk about that fucking Coofy wrap. It's the wrap. It gives, it gives DR's following him a stage. I don't know, be fine. So anyway, I started swiping on his page because I was like, what

does he talk about? Because I heard someone bring up food in his conversation about food, and also he is a podcast I was like, oh, ship, come recording our studio in l A. Because if you're gonna have high level conversations, honey, you need black magic six K. So anyway, I started watching his Instagram clip where he starts talking

about food. Oh, no, I know who he is. No, we saw he was there anyway, So I watched this conversation at about food, and the dude was like, and this is really what I want to talk to him about because everybody in his comments are like gun hole believing what he's saying. But I'm thinking this is nuts. And I told him like, when you come on horrible,

why did you say that was nuts? So basically they were talking about how you could be over sexualized because they be put on hormones in the chicken, and they put and put hormones in the chicken and they try to sexualize the food that niggas. It's giving What is the point of a hot dog? He said, the snickers and this was the person he at all. It looks like a black man's finish your bite into it and oozes out and they're trying to get up, and I'm like, yo,

this is insane. But also he believes in like Steven retention stuff, which I want to talk about. I don't understand how you look like that and you don't come. I mean, hey, sometimes you look I could be wrong. Maybe he does come, because the retention doesn't mean you don't come. You just certain times you edge or some certain times you you stop yourself from coming, But it doesn't mean you never come. Why. It's it's the build up, right. I didn't feel like an athlete or something, or maybe

he's gonna teach me about some higher level. Turned me into a hotep, sir, I turned me into one because I want to know. That's why athletes don't be coming when they got the finals. I understand that, but as a man, you gotta hold into the saucer. Lad's good

for your workouts, for your every day energy. It's giving hotel And you know what, I can't wait till I'm talking about it because I like sometimes I get certain things like when it when one of the conversations about food and when you like kill animals and they're stressed out and the meat is different. I hear that I understand heal, but like you don't about tell me I'm over sexualized that I eat chicken. No, but but you

understand the extrogen and the chicken or whatever. But that's let me tell you the US of A. The f d A approved. I don't want them to approve ship. It would be some bullshit that we'll be putting into our bodies. Because even when I lived in Singapore, there was like no American food. There was nothing that was approved by their You got to think about like our ways game too, Like when I went to Japan and saw that I could eat noodles every day and I

wasn't gaining weight. It's got to be even our cards are different here, our noodles are different, our rights is different, everything, And they were having ingredients that are in other countries that we still that we consume. Crazy, but it is crazy. Maybe he could help us stop eating It's wild now for this week, um, because I wanted to talk, well, we talked about how sex and hoism has been around for our book. UM. Today's homel is actually coming from

me UM and our patriots. So last month's town hall, I stayed on and talked to everybody. This was me gearing up for my formal erotic donny experience as well as the play party that I threw during UM Memorial Day weekend. And so I sat on Zoom with about eighty people and they shared with me sex clubs across the country. So this is where if you are at your desk, if you are just sitting in your living room, please take out a pen and paper. Please take out your notes UM. Also, if you are a patron, I

will be posting this. You'll probably have it a couple of weeks ago, but I'm posting it to the Patreon. Here are the list. I also have asterix for those that are strictly LGBTQ friendly. Oh you're giving a sex clubs. I'm giving sex clubs because of all we keept getting asked where to go. I don't have every fucking sex club in the country, but I curated a great list, so please please pull out. Shut us to the patriots,

shout out to the patrons, the patrons dispressed. Um So, here we go Entourage Vegas, Club Houston and Houston, Body Zone Detroit, Steam Works Chicago, Trapeas Atlanta, of course, nsf W, New York. Flex Flex is in Atlanta and Cleveland, and it is men only. Velvet in Miami, Caligula as well here in Queens, New York, Sousia and Brooklyn, Green Door,

Las Vegas. I'm not gonna, yes, Green Door, Las Vegas, The Oasis, Toronto, Pleasure Hole, Seattle, Cloak Room, d C Power Exchange, Sam Francisco, The Loft Atlanta, which to my knowledge is also men only, Playhouse Baltimore, sat Fire in Portland, This World in Portland, which is also l g B t Q at five More Provado in Portland's Electric Social Club in Providence, Rhode Islands. I'm just gonna, says Club Joy in l A, The Spot in Kansas City, and

Club Sin in Cincinnati, Ohio. Now, these were all just given, and I was asking are they still open, do they still operate? Are they members only? There's a ton of there's a ton of information that sometimes sometimes you do have to be a member for clubs. Um So I would just say, get on your Google's, go on Instagram. A lot of them also do have Instagram pages. Sent

you all this. This is literally eighty three patrons who stayed on with me on the town hall and we ended up just getting into a free flowing convert station and I started creating the list. Normally on our town halls, I stay on and just talk for like one other hour and thank you patrons. This is what our community does for you guys to have how much pussy had to get fucked for Mandy to get this a nice

little list, and they were I didn't really gas. But also again a lot of our patrons, even on our zoom calls, we may have three white people, so y'all, these are all also given from black and brown patrons that support us. They stayed on and talk to us, and I just felt like I had a gem here. And you guys asked us every fucking week that y'all want to go to a fucking sex club. This is a list. Find it, do your Google's and also joined community.

I will say from experiencing throwing the fed party and hosting a party, set Life is your friend, Join fat Life. This is not an ad. I'm not sponsored by them. Fat Life has been something that has built community into integrating all of the sex spaces that I go to, and it's great. They're all king friendly the ones I've been to. I won't speak for this list, but just make sure you have it down. I'll put it on Patreon.

And if you're not a Patreon yet, this is where I'm telling you to go join Patreon or re listen, but the list will be posted on Patreon and patrons that are on I implore you guys to also write into the comments employer dictionary, you know what I mean. Implore you guys to just add to this list because what is community without sharing our resources? And there's that um outside of that. Are we leaving with anything else? With outcome? I can't stand you. I cannot stand you.

But also again, be sure to join our Patreon that's patreon dot com. That slash so like I remember your home girl, her name Latasha made horderv Yes, community needs to be something. Community definitely has to be something you could be like our next tour names or our next march. I would love community. All right, don't do this now, that baby. Alright, we we're not gonna make the shirt

because maybe y'all know what happens to black seconds. All right, guys, until next time this has been you had another episode of decisions by the last one of Icebreakers. If you got married tomorrow, would you be okay with any of your friends fucking any of your exes? I feel like I would when I'm into somebody, and I'm like, I don't care. That's me too. And it's funny because the character in the show she gets married and finds out there her best friend is fucking the man that she

was previously in love with. Now I'm not gonna hold you. At first, I was like, bro, it is your ex out of a lot. But as the fucking movie get on and I find out this is a nigga that she didn't had a miscarriage with and moved in with, I was like, nah, that friend crossed the fucking line. Went way too far. Like, bro, they were about to have a family together. Well here that was too much.

But then we were talking about it, um which I watched it with any and I was like, oh, nigga because once we started realizing that, you know, she was pregnant, and then they said eight years went by, wasn't it the time? Frame eight years eight years. So, for example, the older I get, the more I realized people circle back, and I don't mean lovers, I mean friends. I go

to a Little Sister a Lot. It's a club underneath the mox scene and as a dude that used to work and manage tow that I keep seeing there that runs the door and I'm looking at him and why do I know you? And I'm like, oh my god. I used to work in Orlando at fucking not Cairo. What was it called not Tier? What was the name of it? And your friend worked there and Danny owned it? What the fund was the name of that clube? Bane? I was like wow. Then I was like yeah, I

feel like I know you from somewhere else. He used to suck my home girl. He was super cute. I was a Brianda that night and I was like day because he was feeling rihanda Rihanna was looking at him, and I was like, huh, well, this just all came back around and wearing a whole another city, right, This person somehow back of my life and I see them every few weekends. Now if I'm eight years later in the game and realized I remember it nigga because someone

so used to fuck him. A matter of fact, there's a basketball player that I just saw it played for the Orlando Magic. His name is Kyle O'Quinn. Don't care to say his name because I don't know even know if you still play ball. Somebody used to play here in New York. So a girl I used to live

with fucked him and was sucking him. And I only remembered him because when I was sucking with scissors back then, Scissors was like oh, we would come out and he would look and she would get pissed, like what the fun is he doing? Because he realized the lesbians are in the room. How made fucking Biggie's And I'm like, why do I know this nigked And he's looking at me like he knows me. I was like, Yo, I don't know how I know you, but I feel like I really know you. And we're looking at each other

and he's like, did you used to live in Florida? Nigga. When I realized once he said that who he was, I couldn't even tell him who I was. I was like, oh my god, I'm the roommate of the girl who was getting like what But anyway, I was saying that I just didn't feel he was with people. I was like, I don't feel like reminding. Plus I don't know who he with this, you know, And then I'm just like, you used to fuck my roommate, remember I was lesbian.

Oh my god. So but here's the thing. What if I saw him out recircled found out that, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know, I just feel like people surfaced back and eight years in the game, and you're you're happy with a white picket fence, two kids, and a gorgeous husband, like and a bitch is still out here single in New York, like I could see it. Right, You might feel away, but valid, valid, Alright. So the

Vanilla ship actually comes from Newsweek. And what's crazy is the scene that Wheezy was referencing in the beginning of this episode has been oh sorry, has been one of the most widely talked about scenes on a Netflix film because a dick is actually showed a full frontal and yes, it was a big size. So it's crazy with speculation as to whether there was any editing done to the dick for that it was his real dick. Bitch show UH.

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