Ep 271: Fun Date Night Ideas

That's what it's given. So uh, the only day you had to do was jud and a little it's up, a little baby action going. I looked up on black hair salons and the Lower east Side and I found a place that was called the Lordes Beauty Salon, by the way, great place. Are they niggas? Maybe not, but they know how to do some hair. I got in there, my hair was all the greased up from them braids. I was like, does anybody know how to black these? Okay,

we can do it. Yeah, it's like Dominican here. So she was looking at it and like, sometimes I feel like when I don't go into a black salon, but Dominicans a black salon to me that you know, they look at you like a science project. They look like they knew exactly what to do. But this is like what just said to me that we needed to cut some of my hair And I was like no, and she's like, put you have to because it's dead by me. But I'm like this, I don't care lead him. Did

three rose two and a half inches? I had hanged time, not you hanged? Not hanged anyway, So now it's given some medicing, you know what I'm saying though. Anyway, Um, let's catch up. I had something happened to me this morning. What about you? Well explain what happened. No, I'm just saying I got a little catch up. I mean, I don't really have like act yet. No, but we're going for beers today. Boy, we're just going for beers. Oh, but we're not like So here's the thing I'm giving

date activity. It's not That's why I said beer, not cocktails. Cocktails are way more like because he was filling a void without me, and I told him to come up with the way we can still co exist without being together. I don't want to be with but I think I want a friendship with the potential benefit with some dick from time to time because liked it was giving you it's really done, I am, I am, no, it's oh see, you're dead to me like me, I still love him,

but I just don't. I don't want to be with you. But until I find a niggai looked like you and we'll come to the sex clubs with me. I need a sex club partner and a nude beach partner. You're like, are you serious? Just someone to go to the club with Mandy? What? Why would you do that that nigga? Okay, yeah, that's what I'm trying to do, but just at the sex club? What The sex was always good. There was never a problem with sex. Is just all the other ship.

But he wasn't ship. So you're gonna give him the best part about you? Oh no, he liked everything else better. No, I'm saying, like the fun of your relationship was the sex. It's no fun. It's just gonna be sex. Hes gonna He's gonna be was until I find somebody else. Bro, you bugging it's better than me hitting the next time? About how many niggas it is in the world. There he is, But it's not like the same, Like it is really hard, Like we've had this show. You fucking

bring him to grease. I'm not now. It's not giving trips, it's not giving. That's why we're gonna give youain after the flowers, don't. I don't want to talk to him, but I do. Look dicks, U. The dick is good. I'm detaching the person from the dick, which is what I did in casual sex. Anyways, I'm so disappointed, okay, like it's giving what it's giving. Okay, bitch. So I don't know if we're even gonna have sex because he

wants he wants all the other things about me. Very the whole time we were together, he constantly reminded me that he wasn't with me just for the sex. It was so much more than the sex. So you know, we could be like a look, friends with benefits. I might be all right with that, but he ain't gonna be around my friends no more. He's not gonna be hanging with me like that. It'll just be like, man, come over, get a little dicks up. What's the problem.

I don't like your fucking energy now, because baby, I'm really mad at him, me too. That's why I'm like Nigga, don't want to be with Choose, but I do need my rock, So I really do need my rocks rather be sell big. What wall have been celibrate? And how long you been celebate? Many? Like six weeks? Get the funk out of here, bron, I swear a guy has been like six weeks, right, man? Do you know I

know how they had like two periods? You could have two periods and up on me and with him today too, so I know I ain't gonna fund him for real. You you're on your period. My mind came four days early, bitch, because you got me recording six episodes and three days feel raggedy ass. First of all, that's always wondering why the fun my ship came early, bitch. My ship came where we was at the motherfucking oh because we was together, bitch, you not my motherfuckers sh on. I thought I had

a clean, little weak left. Nope. I was like, bitches, this is blood what I was madness, Why did you lift off the top of your bitch because I'd be having a lift up a couch like guess damn it, This motherfucking blood Anyway, Um, today I really felt I don't know if this is like hot or like, okay, this might be problematic. I don't feel like this was consensual. It was kind of sexy, it kind of wasn't sexy. It's like, okay, um, sometimes before I get a seamless delivery,

I masturbate. Bro, you you gotta chill because I can't always like like i'll order a few food, I'll masturbate and then I'll eat because I can't really like masturbate after I eat and I like to get on with my day. You do wash your hands right, oh, every time. I don't do dirty hands, especially because I have a dog, Like I always have to wash my hands before I play. I was talking about active plate with your pussy before you ate, look dot to do since where I was

going with that. She was like, yeah, well before I touched my coo. But you're not saying but I mean most of the time. But anyway, if it's like super wet, yeah, I wash my hands. Bro, stop playing with your hair. I can't. It's just so bitch. I'm not an eight anyway. Okay, So long story short, I was masturbating and I haven't been doing it to a porn or anything like that, so it takes a little longer. And I've been doing some sex magic where you like manifest while you masturbate.

What have you been manifesting? I can't say why because it's private. It's a wish. It's like selling you but you already did it. So like you know, like when you blow candles out, you could tell people a little bit after you blow you make a wish. About an hour later, you can tell people what you wish for the god. You just can't do it in the moment. I didn't get what I want yet, That's why what is it? It's like, uh, okay, I can't. It's gonna

make me sound crazy. I'm listening you sound crazy without saying whatever you're about to say. Let's giving voodoo. Okay you did Wait, it's on somebody you want. No no no no, I know people no no no no. But like it didn't happen yet. But like I'm manifesting, like just something that happened to me, you know what I'm saying. So like I don't want to say because it didn't happen yet. They're gonna be like, do you want something that happened to you at sex? No, what is it?

Something good? I really feel like I'm able to manifest a lot of good ship though to my life and so it's so crazy, Like, uh, my ex actually had that conversation with me because it scared him. Like when we met, we met during the pandemic, and during the pandemic, everything that I said I wanted, Everything I said I was gonna do. Everything I said that I had an idea of literally happened. And he sat and watched it and he was like, there's only certain periods of your

life where you're able to do that. So like we would talk about how powerful my tongue was, not in the buddhole but like actual tongue, like talking things into existence to where he was just like it's it was almost scary for him, Like he saw me manifest official box owner, moving to Long Island City, getting a view of the city. Everything I even wanted in like an

apartment fell in my life. Everything I've literally wanted, including him, And I think I said that with you, like I was like, WHOA, Everything I said I wanted in terms of a boyfriend back in like happened. Honestly, I've never really wished for, Like a lot of the things I wanted were monetary, and those happened, and I do think they're manifesting. But you gotta put work behind it too. You gotta put effort. Even with a boyfriend, You've got to put some self work in there. You've got to

make sure you're ready, you're healed from your past. Ship um oh, Like I really believe that. I don't think that you're me because I want you gotta he from Yeah, you gotta heal from me. You gotta take that anger at your heart. You gotta you gotta get Maggie out your motherfucking Here's the thing, I don't feel like I'm I don't, I genuine I don't wish bad on him, do I can't. I don't want to punch him in the face. Yeah, But also like I don't want him to like he said she was gonna throw a water

bottle at him, bro. Yeah, but I don't feel like that's the death. Bro. I just threw across the room. Nobody got hurt. It's light. It's just quick because nobody is over there. Anyway. I'm saying, I really do think though, you can't manifest it unless you're ready, right. You can't just say I want to make you a million dollars if you're not working towards ship. I can't say I want to open this business or i want to do X y Z if I'm not putting the steps in place.

So it's more so that just that pieces will align. That's really what I try to manifest, and so manifesting a situation that happened to me, and I really think I'm I'm putting forth the effort to so anyway when I come, I like basically say it or I'll do like a mantra. And That's what I've been doing every morning, and I do it to a certain is. It can't tell you why are you? Kay? We are trying to help the people. They can guess. But I'll tell you

the one I manifest. I think I manifested my job with Kenya, not through orgasms, but like I really wanted something that's solidified my studio and my role in it besides being a podcaster. Because I felt very um like I wasn't validated because I had Alex. Alex does all detect ship, and I was like, damn, what do I do? Like how can I prove that I'm really a good producer and that I can develop, and like, now I

feel like I have something to show for it. So anyway, in the middle of saying my mantra and masturbating, um, Nina barked one but I didn't nothing was going on. But I heard her bark. I was like, you think you brought the spirits? But she barked right, So I'm like, all right, whatever. So literally in the middle of me coming, I hear I'm knocked on the door and she barks again, and I was like, and I was loud, bro, and I was like, did she fucking bark? Because somebody was

standing there, So mind you right now. Because you know my apartments, they put me in a studio the door right by to bed, bitch, and I was talking, masturbating and coming and saying what I wanted, like huh like that, and the fucking door, this one's knocked on it. I'm like one moment, so I'm like, you could just leave it there because I knew his food, and he was like, I can't. I was like, he lying, So now I'm freaking nervous. He's like, I can't, I can't leave it.

You already have something here and there's and I looked down is the Amazon like when you get your food deliverance? They put it in front of the door, right I opened the door and I grabbed food. I said how long were you standing there? And it was like just a few minutes and then he looked me dead in the eye and said he hoped at a great day. Now here's the thing? Am I turned on? Or? Do

I want to call the police? Was he cu? He had a mask on, but he was so that's not don't yes, that's I don't know, it's a it's a maybe it felt kind of hot. I don't know why, but anyway, I looked him up after his name is um what was it not? You look at you looked up the same less delivery guy Malik. It would be a Maliqual and it was the mask. It was the mysterious ship going on. And I was like, wow, do you listen to me the whole time to like he

got hard like dash. It was turning me on. And you know what he made me think of when the only fans girls be doing the porn when it go through the car wash, should be kind of sexy dog And I feel like that's what I was doing. Okay, is that crazy? It's inappropriate? Yeah, but I mean ta Thinically you were in your own home, so no, but the mood was great. I just want to say that act that had nothing to do with the person ado

toast with berries on it. It looked just a bit in l a way too long ricado toast you just ordered. You couldn't have made a ricotto toast and your own bitch, get this ship all the time. It's from Cooper Coffee in the West Village. I get at and the son of toasta you ordered toast from? Does that not sound fucking nuts? To you ordered toast? Never ordered an avocado toast from a delivery stores person? No, because guess what I have brought an avocado at the house. What I

don't have a time bro for toast? I needed dukery, Mandy, I'm about the coast. Yeah, out your order and toast. Bro, let's get into the ship because bitch, bitch, come on, what's the hole? Okay? In a more and worth serious note and in a fucking insane no, we're recording this um a week before you hear it, or a few days before you hear it actually, but Um, last night they met Galla went on and in the middle of the sucking ship, the Supreme Court voted to overturn abortion rights,

which is fucking sick. But to me, honestly, so I read this. This has actually been a conversation that we've been having over the last couple ship, the last like two years. Even during the pandemic when we were going through BLM, we saw a lot of the Southern states pushing to like become stricter on their abortion policies and laws. Yeah, Texas is one. Um. Alabama used to be pretty much the fucking entire Mason Dicks line um states which sucked through the So to see that this and and that's

literally what we saw these states doing in the South. Um, what was kind of your reaction to, Like, so it's a there's a few things about it that are like a little bit confusing, Like can you still walk into an abortion clinic today? Yes, technically, But basically there was a draft majority opinion that was circulating inside of a courtroom and it was obtained by Politico. So the draft opinion is a full throated um decision, full throated I swear to god, it says full throated. Right when I said,

you just got stuttered full throat. Damn, this is that spelt like throat, full throated something? Hold on, let me, man, I know that. No, we have to teach the people. So because let me find out I could actually be talking to somebody, say full throated. So definition of full throated produced or expressed with the full power of the voice, loud and powerful of full throated cry Okay, so it's complete, giving me complete and unreservedly enthusiastic, not unreservedly that is

that really a word? So um is a decision that happened in ninety three with constant tuitional protections of abortion rights. And then there was Planned Parenthood versus Casey and ninety two that maintained the right, and then a lot of people have heard about Roe versus Wade, and then there's another one, Roe versus Casey, and it apparently says in

the document that they want it overruled. It is opinion of the court it is time to heed the Constitution and return to the issue of abortion to the people's elected representatives. So which to me then makes it seem like instead of it being a federal thing, it'll be based on each UM, either city state. That's because you

said people's elected, because elected representatives could be Yeah. But we also saw like literally, I'm in the group chat with my home girls and they're like, oh, it looks like you may as well move down a now, And I said, bitch, I don't need an abortion. Just fly out there, get a little sucks up, and come right back. I ain't gotta move out there because California is I know California governors right now. So here's why this is

such a weird thing to happen. Right, So, the im mediate impact of the ruling UM was drafted in February, and it would literally be an end to a half a century guarantee of federal constitutional protection of abortion rights. And no draft decision in the modern history of the Court has ever been disclosed publicly while it was still pending. So this was leaked, right, And that's why it's okay quote unquote to UM still get one today, but there's

an extraordinary window into their deliberations. UM. And yeah, it's a forty ten year old precedent. So it sucks because I mean, we've talked about abortion a lot on this show, but it's like first for so many women, there's reasons why we choose to get abortions. We should have the right for that. But this is also somewhat forcing us to get on birth control. And we've I've had tons of conversations with how invasive and how uncomfortable birth control is.

Whether it's the pill, the patch, I U D like, it's either something that's surgically put into your body, it's something that's not I mean, it's all horrible, hormal that it makes us a bitches, It makes us completely different people not saying that like abortion is a safe form of birth control, that you shouldn't. It shouldn't be birth control, but be California voters may get a chance to add

abortion protections to their state constitution. Um, and you know, California is really taking heed to make I mean New York is pretty liberal too, so I would think that, oh, of course they would make it that way as well here too, I mean New York City, if we have our different laws and taxes and everything. Though I know, um, I would just be very concerned to all of you

who live in Red states. I think this is going to like a lot of the concertatives the conservative states are and of course red states Republican being more pro life than pro choice, those are the people that this should be concerned to me. I I wish like I was better educated on being able to understand the laws, because, like I know, even when Texas happened, I was super confused. I was like, can you get arrested if you go across the line, Like a lot of it feels like

this fear factor stuff where you don't really know. But to know that the document was leaked and it looks like this, I think it's great that it happened because a lot of the leaders that are in place and elected officials in other states that are not for this can get prepared. I mean not only that, I think that we're in a space because of social media that we're we're we're literally it's the court of public opinion.

So in terms of petitions being signed and whoever has to sign off on this, I think the uproar that it's causing hopefully will lead to it not being passed, not being signed. I'm actually appreciative that it's leaked because even in terms of um, oh God, please give me her name, um, the Freme Court just what I was doing right before, of course you were. Oh yeah, uh Katangi Brown so hard becoming a part of the Supreme Court.

There were a lot of people like that were videotaped into like knowing her credentials pretty much still saying no, But I do feel like a lot of people were leaned towards voting her in because they saw the pressure from just all of us, like social media, um, the people so to speak, um, Twitter, Instagram and all just the position signed and media. I think we have a large input on what goes on now in the world period. It's the same reason like right when people go to

go to fucking court. What we're seeing now with fucking uh amber heard and Jonathan, what we're seeing with Tori and Meg, what we're like, there's so many things that are literally being based on the court of public opinion, not even the jury, not the judge. It's really like us influencing a lot of decisions. That's made it interesting too about social media because like I don't know if um you remember Casey Anthony's case, but it girl, yes in Florida and did you see did she recently? Did

y'all see that? I don't know if y'all saw it. She recently came out and said, I'm finally ready to tell the truth. And I hope that she is not coming out to say that I really did kill my daughter, because you know, in America, this dumbaship, there's no double jeopardy. So she just came out, actually, um kiss Anson. Oh of course in a documentary, Oh god, damn whatever. It's given a man. She feels like, it's time we know you killed your motherfucking daughter. I don't think you don't

say that. I think you don't think you know, why would you go make the documentary about it's giving bad Vegan? She did. She knew what she was doing, bro and what I'm saying. I brought up Casey Anthony because we're from Orlando, and it was so easy to like everybody that lived there at the time, it was just like the small town, what the is going on? It was

one of the biggest cases in the world. So when it was happening, I learned so much about jury and how they isolate you, and I was thinking, like, there's no way to do that. It's so hard to do that. There's no way to do that because you're so influence ain't no way anything you listen to, if you listen to a daily podcast, if you fucking ride a train, if you go to like just your consumed. You could be at a restaurant and over here people talking and

honestly to like bitch with my mama, my friends. We we talk about the things they're still working night. And I say that because of course, obviously you can go to restaurant back in the day and here ship, but now people are obsessed with talking about it because they're all reading it and they all have their own opinions of it because everything is so fucking biased, so it's interesting and no wonder like people like getting their news

from these fucking weirdos because everything is supervised. Anyway, let's get into the hor derve, because this one I thought was really funny, and so I was on a date at soho house overhearing another day just say he was nosy, bitch. Yeah, okay, but let me tell you how I was last night. These white people started fighting me and Alex was outside walking the dog. He's like, should we go down the street? I said hell yeah, So then we start aholding the whiteness.

So they were fighting hard. She was you shut the funk up, and then the mom was like, no, you, I've never been a mother to you. That's what you want to say Online they were it was a mom and daughter fighting her boyfriend. Bitch, it was bad white people and we're in downtown, like we're probably try backing. So anyway, I said, give me the doggie bag, and

you don't want to even ship. I was like, let's just pretend, I said, right by these people acting like the dog with ship and picking up fake ships, I can here like, bitch, I don't give a fu, which is crazy because I don't know if you saw the recent thing that just happened, which has me thinking it's weird because we sat here and said you should step in if you see certain things happening. A woman was just killed for stepping up for her friend in a

domestic violence situation. The boyfriend shot the friend for stepping into. This wasn't DV like to the point of life. I mean, if there was a boyfriend and a girlfriend in the mam I mean, I was walking with a man and he's a good friend of mine. He's not gonna watch no fuck nigger walling. We were watching the mama know the man was. He was like, oh, my girlfriend and her mama fighting. It was actually kind of funny, and it was like really like white people TV reality show.

No you shut up, don't tell me to shut the funk up. Irom your fucking mother. I was like, damn, bit digital moment. And then they started talking about Mother's day. A bitch was given, so not to fight given, Okay, so I say, I was say that's so I was on this date and I didn't want him to know I was being nosy, but I was. And then this thing it went to the bathroom, and I was so fucking happy because I heard a few words that sounded sexual and I was like, damn, what are these people

talking about? And they were like on the couch behind me. So he goes to the bathroom and now I'm sucking earshot and like hustling bitch. So I hear them going back and forth about fantasies and then she's like, now you have to pick an outdoor one and he's like, okay, now you gotta pick one if we were on vacation, and now you gotta pick one if somebody else was involved. And I was like, damn, this is fucking I had to be like a tenth date. They might have been,

they might have been together. I don't think they might have been together. But I also want to just make note it was only seven thirty at night. I said, a who bitch, all right, turn it up. So I had masturbating at work in the stall. Well, you had a job, like we're not to see here, not my new job. It doesn't be okay, but we're thought to see here. Talking about that was when I worked in telecommunications and I was very heavily stressed. Now I'm I'm just have a lot of freedom. I'm just saying you

agon like wit spawn. We're talking about the seventh thirty, Bro, you judging judging it? I was so see and what about it? That's what I'm judging you for. Mascurating in the stall, that communicating when you are going to get beers. We're getting beer, bro, that's a common nor beer. But there's no blood, bro. So anyway, not the way I drawed that morning, M no mayo giving no anal sex. So I looked up to people's biggest sexual fantasies, and

none of them were like sexy. They were just not as whole dying I'm trying to be gohay go because if I want to chop when she got outlined, this doesn't there's not need to finish this. Go bitch, go, go pus the home read the little what she was gonna say, whatever you was about to say. I'm listening, Okay, I'm gonna read you some of these. What are these? These are the listeners what you're about? I just did, but I was dying. So these are sexual confessions that

people like gave up online. Um. One night, my girlfriend and I were walking home after a party and saw that someone had thrown a mattress on the ground. At apart, we did have a fantasy of having sex outside, and sometimes people will put their crap outside, and so in the spur of the moment, we had sex in This ain't no way. This was New York and not with the bad bugs. It was Hey, nobody just sucking on a mattress outside. This is filthy, This is dirty, This

is disgusting. No, I mean it's a little warman now, but it don't matter. Baby, we got bad bugs. And again, these are confessions and fantasies. This is fucking insane. So here we go. Here's another one. When I was twenty four and I had graduated. I was sitting at home most of the time, and I had obliged to very various companies for the job. I used to be alone at home, and the maid used to come during the afternoon as I was lonely, I would chat with her.

Soon the talks became romantic, and one day I lost my virginity to her. We started having sex daily until she told me she was pregnant. It was mostly my baby, as her husband could not get her pregnant after three years of marriage. She was twenty eight. Then. During the time she was pregnant, we did not have sex, but we were very emotional about each other. After she delivered the baby, she started asking me to marry her, even though I would have sex with her to calm her down.

I realized that having this child with her while her husband it wasn't her husband's was growing to be difficult. I somehow convinced my parents to take in the maid, as we felt bad with her for her with her child. We ended up living together. Nobody had a clue it was my baby, and I to this day live with my wife my son in the maid. No one has

a clue that is mine. This is anonymous. It was five years ago, sent in you know what every time, like outside of the Seri're killing documentaries that I'll be watching like the ship we say on this show, just the human species is fucked up and trifle in this book. And this is why I trust the shoes. Can you imagine I don't believe that I was like, I'm coming with my maid. She's great. I've been with her for years. We basically grew up together. She's got a little boy

and he's like, he's like a brother to me. I wouldn't believe that I'm speaking and doing a paternity. It depends what she looks like. Okay, here's some other craziest confessions. I once orgasm him eighty three times in one day in my mid teens. I was so depressed and I became addicted to masturbation as a coping mechant method. Can you not read your on stuff like I really would just like you to read it. Things submitted didn't say she masturbated on the plane. Thank you not? Yeah, you

haven't gotten there. Maybe you left that detail out. Keep reading your confession so it says I wish I was exaggerating. I spent the entire day in bed masturbating, minus bathroom breaks, and even then sometimes it hurt to go to the bathroom because of how much I was touching myself. And this is from a woman, and I was from me. You know what? It made me think about the girl that we had on last week, because she talked about she couldn't stopped masturbating when she was on Molly. Oh,

now this one is trump. Wasn't you no? You sure? I swear to god it was hurt. I gave a guy a blow job for three dollars so I could take my ex boyfriend out for our one year anniversary. And wait, say that again. This is just say this again. I gave a guy a blowjob for three d dollars so I could take out my ex boyfriend for a one year anniversary. I mean, shout out to her. Getting three hundred alls for dick suck is actually that's that's good. Where I got some money. I made reservations where I

had to put down a deposit. And it turns out my boyfriend didn't want to go. In the end, no, she left. If she made that shot all the table, she at least lost at that three hunt once where I was fifteen, I was jerking off and watching a jerk off instruction video, and I'm gonna be honest, I found it so kinky that a woman was telling me what to do and helping someone jerk off, telling me to speed up, get me to the edge, and finally

she said, put something up my ask. The closest thing I had was an orange highlighter, So I put the highlighter up my ass and Unford, all right, it's time to move on to the next what's the lid? Came the next segment in my wrectum. The next one is because yeah, if you first off, why would you put the lid part up? Yes, it's yeah, it's beastly because like, not only is there a lead, that's the part where the motherfuck' how would you put the lid part up? Yes,

that is what we're doing. Yes, Yes, I just don't understand people like best be smart, Like I told you, at least when the nigga like sent me the video of him like putting the wave brush in his ass, he put a condom over the wood handle, Like, be smart if you're gonna use non traditional items to put up your I agree. You know what I mean. I hate you don't what we're doing X. We're not doing this, Okay. Our horrible decision for this week is date night. And

Mandy and I Loki went on a date night. Calm down, down, I say it wasn't I'm saying it wasn't a place that. When it wasn't a date night, we ain't going on a date. We went on what would be called a date night. I would call it a field trip. It was giving field trip for work purpose. It was field trip. Now I learned that it's company for a team. I had no fucking idea what the number one that should say?

Xise something and I said, all I know is purpose. Funny, we are literally at this place with this bich just like so, I don't know how to read from a number. But it's just a v elemental P. I don't know, but I didn't. You used to call it fervorce when you went forever X X side. I never did that in my life. Never in my life did I do such a thing. Never because she no one did that.

You know what this is giving boys? This is giving boys double I men, nigga, that's what it's giving it's giving and you need to can I for a second. At the mall in Orlando, Forever twenty one first came about. You know what I'm saying. I was a kid and I was like, oh ship Forever X X side and I used to always go over there because they had cheap clothes and they still do, still trucking every episode. We remind the entire world we're from Florida, Florida education.

I just felt like I don't really know dog whatever. Forever X X hide and then finally I had a call one time for a return and then they said it was Foreverence twenty one. I said forever um only. So anyway, we went to Company X Savvy and uh fourteen. So Mandy and I had done an episode or here in a few weeks, and we were talking about the different forms of burlesque and I believe they'll get this week. Yeah, And basically she was like, yo, um, we should go

and see checkout this one in Brooklyn. I had no idea what I was doing on so this is uh. I came across this company, this burlesque show through a sex noir she had she had went and I was like, oh, bit this looks fire. Where is this? So she gave me the company's name, and it's something that I've just been wanting to go to for the last couple of months. I've been really into burlesque. I think I've been talking about it for a couple of months now. Like I

told you, I went to bathtub gin Um. When I went to nsf W one night, they had a burlesque performer. I've been really into burlesque um and I just really wanted to go to this show because I think sometimes we start to regress and like the the things we get turned on for, Like I like really like hardcore porn, and now I'm like going back and like now I

don't want to see nothing right. And then you go to sex clubs and I feel like when you were actually wouldn't compare like to me, I would do that you're being no, but let me just say being able to watch people have sex right, you see full fledged bodies like you've seen it all the sex club I've been to some of the sex clubs you've been doing

like they'd be doing wild ship. To be watching something that is teasing when you're so used to wildness and spread to like heighten the sensuality, Like I get super turned on never last, and I think it's because I see I don't I get turned on. It was I

just wanted to the one girl. I did get horny though, but I wasn't horny like to me, I'll be honest with you, like being like knowing so many people are still even unfamiliar with what for lesque is to me, it's just like maybe succumbing more to the entire lifestyle altogether.

Like I truly like the nude beach, I like sex clubs, I like lifestyle members I like the conversations, I like the group of people, like the four more erotic dining dinner that I'm doing, not making any money from it, literally, just I want more people to experience this. Like I truly just love being a part of this whole lifestyle, which is why I'm having beers with my ex Nigga, because like to be able to share in this space

with another black man that is super attractive. And not to bringing it up as the I'm just saying, no, I really enjoy being in this lifestyle and I don't think I can find myself regressing to more normal terms of like monogamy or someone who's not comfortable in this space. This is really I think becoming like a part of

who I enjoy being. And so the more I can kind of dive into this space and meet new people and see other people embracing their sexuality, I think it leans more into me knowing like this is I literally even posted it when we're there, I was like, this is my world. I really enjoy being around like queer people, gay people, uh, Polly people's swingers. Like that's why I maybe,

like Keata knows more than you enjoyed it. Like I feel like this is my world, and so to have found a partner who enjoys it and embraces it as much as me, that's why I like, I'm not ready for him to get out of my life, but I

want to be win. But like I enjoy even the journey that he's been on and finding what he enjoys about this space, Like it's like we've explored this together and we've went to all of these new spaces and seeing these things together, Like I saw bur lesque with him for the first time, Like we went to the place together. So I think it's more that I actually don't like teasing. That's why I don't like these bitches, Like I don't like to be teased, like I'm used

to see him pussy and titties. So them little tassels and ship I was like this, just take them things off, let us see it. It was cute, So it was more giving to me Broadway show and to me it was more fun that we went to but burlesque normally do, but no, this was like this. This particular thing that we went to had a clear it's called the Seven Endly Sins, and you get to watch each sin throughout. It was beautiful and this variety shows type of way,

but it was a lot of surprises. When something popped out at you were dropped down, which I ain't a lie. When the light went off, I said, no, it was beautiful. It was beautiful. That dull. The reason um, I was saying, you might remind you of Broadways because there was a common theme throughout and there was a there was some narrative, and then there was a lot of singing. There was a ton of thing. Each each act had a song that went with it. So that is something I for

sure was that was unexpecting to me. Um and what's crazy too, was it gradually got more kinky, got more burlesque. I don't think it was until the very last act that we even saw the girl with her tassels and she sat on a man and put them in our like put them titters in his face and ship. That was cool. And I also like that people weren't on stage the whole time. There was performances from no matter what seat you're at, that's fire. I like that you

got that in the fucking room. It was beautiful. I loved it. Now in terms of it being a date night, um, it was expensive. So just no, there is no dinner. It's literally just like a Broadway show. So the tickets were expensive, but it's like so it's like two wandered allars per person. But then also there's drinks and gourmet snacks, so no, we gotta talk about a stay. So that

it was funny. It's your fault. Black struffle chips, champagne, pop pampagne, white chocolate, popcorn, truffle chocolate, ni I said, And yeah, it's very like a popcorn, but no, it wasn't. It was moonshine was good, though they had a moonshine drink it was, and the drinks were New York prices, So expect to spend another like say a hundred dollars on drinks. That's snacks for sure. But we can give you tempers a huhre code horrible company x iv dot

com backslash tickets code horrible. Get your tempers in off. Um. Yeah, it's definitely an investment into the date. But I think it's something that would be considered the expensive date night. So like I wanted to kind of just go in like three little segments like expensive, cheap, and then at home date. This for sure on the on the hierarchy

of a very expensive day. Again, especially if you go out to dinner, expect to spend probably easily anywhere from four hundreds of thousand dollars for for that night two people, along with four for the night. If you want to have dinner too, nigga, they anybody spent six. I mean maybe it's a five all the night. It's four just for the tickets. You're saying dinner after they they don't keep dinner there. That there's no food there. That's what I'm saying. If you want to do dinner in this show,

easily um as much as them tickets, I thought. I thought it was great. I will say I do want to of a warning though, though it's burlesque, I know, like kind of what we think of burlesque, this is very queer centered, queer focus. So to me, there's no like besides even Adam, there's no real like woman character. There's women in there. They've got the tassels and chitty's. But like when she said, think of Broadway mixed with drag race, maybe because they've got corsets on, like the

outfits are not. There's there's male ass the entire time, like they're in jock straps. It's like if you're but not like super Game. No. But if if your male partner is not comfortable with seeing other men naked, or other men asked or other men in jock straps, do not bring up like my Homegirl dates of Jamaican, I said, no way, do not bring that man. He will ask to leave Mitchell, what the throw? I know men who won't even be comfortable at drag shows or drag brunchests.

Fair honest like not everyone is queer are friendly. If you don't have a queer friendly nigga, this is not the show for him. I'm gonna be completely honest. I just don't think it's that Yes it is. Yeah, there was a outside in our face. Damn here, you know what. I was born in San Francisco, which means my mom is pretty much a gay man. You're also friends with all gay Like you said, you grew up with drag queens.

That's why I'm like me right, I'm like, no, Okay, if your man, if your man, or if they are somewhat an inkling of homophobic, do not bring them to eat the pussy. Also, so anyway, cheap date night, Okay, I have just two tips. I know it sounds like it's not a big deal, but for real, look up in your city the museum days that are pay as you wish museum dates. I don't know what it is, but it's like you get to almost have dinner because you have to talk so much, and then you walk.

It's like an activity date. I got some dating advice from someone, uh during a Sexyles episode, and she kept saying activity dates or the ship because even if you're like kind of confused on what to do, you can do something else. People get really awkward on dates. Right, and when you're sitting in dinner, maybe be too formal, so walking and talking. And also it's not like too broke boyish. If you don't want to like spender, at

least you could just go to the museum. You know what I'm saying, because broke boys, let's go take a walk around. I hate it someone taking any museum. You hate it. There's not a lot of women that might hate that, though that might just be you. It's not just me. I promise you. Museums are working boring. I mean I can't agree to me they are as someone that lives in New York bro and literally travels and finds a museum. Everybody to the moment he was like, beet,

you ready for drinks? Maybe all though, but not everybody agrees this. So I'm just gonna I'm just sharing my opinion. I'm not arguing to me, well if am I not speaking for myself here? To me, museums are fucking boring. I do not want a man to take me to a museum. I've gone the only museum I likes, and it was only the bottom floor because we turned into fucking conspiracy theorists. Was the African American music m in

DC loved it. We went from there to talking about sports and Oprah because that was the top floor, but like that was the quick. Yeah, there's a lot of mands that are on dating apps that kind of don't know how much to spend on a date. And a lot of times you don't want to take someone to dinner because it might feel too formal. And then sometimes a bar, maybe someone doesn't want to go for drinks.

But if you want to be super you know, like, oh, let's do something together, but you don't have to spend money because it's not like you're doing a game night or some ship. The museum is easy because if you're fucking with them, you can take them somewhere after and that's when you could go have a meal or some ship like that. But I think it's a very neutral, like we've never met before a date. My thing about

museums two kind of gotta be quiet. You gotta read with the painting about It's just like then these things be bigg as like no, I'm tired now, bro I want to go. You'd be having to read a ship. Then it's like brod could have made this a how to fund this guy, ain't you know it really shows goes to show I date niggas there are like my type. I've never dated a nigga that don't like doing ship like that, like thank you, thank you. It's for arap

there for people that do. I don't like going to a motherfucking bar, you tell them I want a bar hop, I want to go bowling. I maybe want to go like even I had fun hiking. That was fun too, But because that's where we really got to talk, like we're going through the ship like the hiking is cool, like workout is also in my broke port. Yeah, but don't invite me to the fucking gym. If we just said you like hiking. Hiking is not playing a fitness bit, I should say workout, Hi, bring me up for many

you with a Friday. We're at the gym. And now there's people I don't let me have this one. Damn give them the advice. I'm saying the ship that I'm like others like I know, but where you literally just said you like hiking, Hiking to me is a workout day because you're being active again. But it's not the gym, you see, that's the fucking workout dog, but it's not's the gym out, but it's not the gym, that's all I'm saying. I don't think the gym is a date, though you just said it was. It was a broth

boy date, broke boy workout date. A workout date is like, like you see what I'm okay. The gym to me is about a date. So that's why I'm saying, go hiking. That's what I was gonna bring up. But I do not think that, Uh, the gym is a good idea for a date, but like a workout date, Yeah, because a workout one low key. I'm sorry, but you can't wear regular clothes to a height. What you gotta wear sneakers and fucking tights and ship and the sports broad

beach which is cute and workout clothes. Oh back to the um um the Art Ship For anyone who's interested, This app I use called c Saw s E E s aw. You go on there and it shows you all the lit galleries and the installations like if you like, like um art installations are like sculptures or whatever. You can just bounce around um especially in New York. It's sucking litt and I know, we have a lot of

people here in New York. You could literally walk down the street and it just keeps showing you where the next one is already hit as fun as fun, And I've, like Loki, had those kinds of dates, like kind of drinking and bouncing around. I've had fun with those, um And then here's my at home date. I got one for if you're fucking and one if you're not fucking. If you're fucking, I think one of you should surprise the other one lingerie if you you know, if your

ladies men, whatever, whoever de lingery. And then you got to make your own porn. I did this ship a long time ago, and it was one of the funnest dates. And I didn't really talk about it horrible because I didn't realize what I did. But I was like, tonight as the night we're making the movie Bitch. I set the scene. I even moved it around the house, and he was laughing at me because he thought it was funny. And I was like, Nigga, I'm a DP the funk,

And I got my iPhone and my iPad. I had two angles on the hoe and we went from the fucking island you remember showing you one of my things. I was like low light and we were in the kitchen and he like picked me up and put me from the couch over there. Bro that ship as fun as fun. But anyway, you do this as a date night, could you get ready to make your only fans cloak key porn? And then after when you make the video,

you can like send it as a surprise. I love making sex movies, and I think if you've never made one with someone, that ship is hot. The other one if you're not fucking this is some real again broke boy set, but this is some shift. I'm into a weed date at home with penitentiary platters. Hear me out. I love watching these goddamn jail food interview like videos. Mandy went on eating while broke, and everybody loves talking about they fucking broke beals. Nigga, I went to this house.

We got high as fuck, and he was like, just bring some high food. So with the trader Joe, I got cheese, I got case the deal, but I got truffle oil because bitch, I've been a frience and we had so much fun making food together and it was like one of the cutest dates I've ever had, like super fun, and then I'm allergic to eggs, so he got me some just egg like. It was fun as fun, and we kept like making food and getting high and

smoking weed and making out. But that also will get your pussy drive, so just watch out for that if you think you might suck the nigger. That's all I'm gonna say. But try to just be as creative as you can on dates. I feel like something that one of my homegirls has been having a grape with is this dude will just invite her over for dinner. She's like, it's not even that. He's like, I'm trying to complain about the nigga cooking for me more so then like

that's it. She's like, he don't do anything sighting. He'll never be like, all right, tonight, We're going to Thailand and I'm gonna make some fucking noodles, bitch Like She's like, yeah, that's cute cooked. And then I have a movie theater in my building, so I like bought all the movie snacks. We went downstairs and we picked a movie because like the theater in my building, you just connected to any of the streaming platforms, So there's tons of movies. That's so,

I've never used the media room in the building. No, it's a movie theater. It's not a media room. That's the office. I call it a media room because it ain't a room movie theater. Oh no, I have a theater like a whole movie theater. Movie theater seats a big screen. Like it's a movie theater. That's not don't count if this out outside? Do it? What movie theaters

are outside? You're taking the driving. I'm thinking to AMC when people have theaters in thetment, like, man, we get the whole theater to ourselves and we get to pick the movie. And no, because there's camera picked out. My goddamn, I ain't get kicked out of where I live at. Yeah, but it was um I wanted to do the date night went obviously because Mandy and I went on the date.

And then also I feel like a lot of people um have been hitting me up, not like on some homemaale ship, but this kind of feels like a homemal because I've been talking about data apps and people are like, oh, you know in my d ms, like what do you do on the dating apps? Women are asking me where do you go with them? Do you want to go places like this like if he If you meet people on data app, just make sure it's in public. Yeah, so none of the broke boys ship. Don't go over

nobody's house when you first meet them. I like the bar idea because you can have a drink if it doesn't go well. Sometimes you can talk to the people around you that people they are doing, like day dates. Though I've been noticing that I love day dates. I don't want to meet you like you know what I'm saying.

The bars feels a little nighttime. And so if you meet us someone at two three o'clock, which is giving happy hour, like especially for a lot of people, men may not want to spend that money on women like I used to like when I was on dating apps, happy hours was my go to, like, especially if I was going on a date during the week. I don't want to wait till dinner, like I just got off at five. I'm not waiting in the city for a

later time, like let's just go now. So I love a good happy hour right after work so I can still be home by eight o'clock. I love it. Yeah, I'm more thinking in terms of like some I've been noticing, like some people are feeling like food and sitting down together. It's super middle I don't think so, but a lot of people that listen to us might be younger. Like I said, go get some drinks, get some picklebags. Bitch, I love to put people on some pickle bags, but

I'm white. Okay, we're not going to do that. You are okay? Anyways, guy, you see my hair, oh my god, if you see the merch behind me, please be sure to go ahead and cop some Horrible Decisions March that's at hor Hive. Don't call um. Also, if you want to listen to more horrid bleade de cecion to make sure you join us on Patreon. Well, thank you guys so much. Um, let us know if y'all go on any of the dates that were mentioned in this episode.

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