Ep 270: Chaos Theory (Ft. Leah McSweeney)

now I'll suck everybody sowing beer anyway. I'm easy. We are back with our girl, Liam McSweeney. By the way, this is the second time you've been on the show. You came on the showg what do we talk? Oh my god. I did not want you on because I thought you were like some Republican or something. At the time. This is when Andrew was like everybody was calling him all right, Andy right, he loved Lee away too much.

I was like that bitch on the wrong tea. Like I was like, now, oh, and then it sucked cause I love you and like, you know, when you don't want to like someone I know. I think you told me that on the show and literally on the show We got you because you also at the time I had a podcast as well. Yeah that's right. Yeah, so with the etiquett. Yeah so literally, and I think we

do if you guys reference to back. It was like, I mean, I guess you could come on, but I'm gonna tell her everything I think about her, just so you know. And oh, because I started to like you. And you know what it was we were talking about the me too era was really hot, like it just back then, and there was like this rape triangle, the

rap angle. Do you remember that pyramid? The pyramid pyramid basically saying what constitution what doesn't and all I remember seeing a clipably of being like that's bullshit, and I was like, well you are. I guess. Of course, let's start with the introduction for those of you who do

not know this awesome white woman. And y'all know I don't say that very often about the whites that join us here, um, but I actually really really love you, and I think that you align so well with horrible decisions, but on a much larger platform now, so you are a clothing not only designer but owner of merrit to them up. You are now an author um too Chaos Theory. That is your book. That just reading, by the way, because I know that takes a lot of time in

but you read the whole book. I'm like, fo, I wasn't thirty two minutes? God like, like reading it out loud was the like most that was the hardest thing, really why because you were reading rereading your own words like this, and it was like so emotionally taxing and like my voice started hurtingcause like you're in the booth talking narrative. Now that I've been working in narrative, podcasting and filming people, there's time limits we can have before

someone's voice starts to crack. There's like things that we have to have prepared. There's like certain like voiceover synthathizers, some the sizes that you need for like you know that happens like to just happen to me. But fucking insane because the audiobook portion, when people are reliving a moment, you're fucked then it is like it's a life. I can't believe how much it actually works. And do you know I had and it's not again when I did so I did a dating show with MTV, but we

were doing two episodes today. I was on set for damn near twelve hours. Mind you. It was after we like did hell a book recording for a podcast. Before I went out there, Literally I drank about seven throat coats today. I had someone literally making sure I had a warm, hot, hot, warm throat coat at all times. It literally works. And also the name throat coat. Can y'all just sponsor us because technically we could really get you some sales another way, bro, that is the most

fucking name. Oh Okay, I was like, but I love it. I think it just feld be like you nasty? What is that? And I'm like, it's sucking te calm down, um. But when I say that, you also represent somewhat horrible decisions. You are a cast member of Real Housewives of New York and I absolutely love how fucking uncomfortable you make everybody because you will walk into a room and be like, I just got done second day house Everyone's dad and

I love to said it. I mean, it's not that exactly, but because if you did, remind you, I don't watch Real Housewives, but my mother does, and she calls me and she goes, Eila, there's a white girl on this show that reminds me of you. Oh my god, I think I never told me that. I want to send you a voice message of it. And I was like, is it Lee And she was like yes, you know my mom like bugs the funk out and she was like, oh my gosh, reminds me of you so much. I

was like why. She was like, she's loud and stuff. That's so, that's so sweet. Yeah, I'm talking about sex openly just because that's like what I like. I didn't. I didn't know I shouldn't like, you know. And then when I went on the show and openly talked about it, it was like, I'm not what they show you make no, and I'm gonna tell you I don't care. All of the rest of you bitches, uh specifically Ramona, Yes, I'm talking to you. What is wrong with you? Ma'am? And

the other old hags. I don't know them because they just act like, wait, is she's the one that has Zaron fabrics? But no, that's Jill. She hasn't been on Okay. I started watching it in Mexico because it was just like all that they had on tax season one one or that's how I learned about They were talking about rails and ship like that, and I was like, oh my god, that's cocaine. But let me tell you, you can talk about that, but you can't talk about how

crazy it is. They all like slut shame Leah Damn. Near the entire time that you're on multiple things. You could watch whatever season Lee is on the amount of slut shaming that's happening. Icronic, bro, because all of them don't suck the same white man exactly, Harry, why are you given they passed them around? Okay, wait, wait, wait, stop, let's pretend no one's ever heard Real Housewives. What were

you talking about on the show? Every section? I mean, I think I talked about like like, uh, I don't know what did I say? Are you single when you're on the show. I've been. I've been single for a long time, so I would just openly talk about sex and talk about like, you know, I like a tongue in my ass every once in a while. What's the context of this? So they like having dinner, so maybe so maybe a couple of times it would be at a dinner dinner, but like, you don't understand what these

women do. I mean they act crazy, they like have no prostitution. No, I don't even watch and I know that clip. No, but literally because you know she's even my outfits they like blood shame me for what were you having on? I mean a little scar measured tops literally like, so, where as I'm watching, I'm like, whoa the prudeness of so many women out here, like in New York. That and my tattoos. Remember how they were like acting so weird and out by my tattoos wouldn't

even have that many. They were like they were like, we don't know people with tattoos. I swear to god. It was really weird watching it is insane. It's interesting because like you think about the franchises when as for cities, right, like when you think about like Beverly Hills, Like when I've watched in real house Beverly Hills, it makes me feel like what I thought it would be, you know what I'm saying, Like I get it. I'm like, oh

my god, it's blitz, it's glam whatever. Cool. When I think about New York, I don't think that upity, to be totally honest, but maybe I'm living in like this different downtown. Say maybe I I do, because I would see it more like eclectic, like cool, like where's the downtown? Rich women like that like owned dope art, and like husbands are like sick art collectors and art dealers or whatever.

Like hold you Andy, Whenning got all the most stuck up rich Andy, he got all the richest, prudish, most boring, toxic. I mean, don't get me wrong, and I do want a little bit of a splash, But the Upper east Side they've been pretty entertaining throughout, you know what I mean. It's great mess. Yeah, we love a Caucasian man. It's a major when white people start fighting on TV. I'm like, this is so good. Are you guys looking at No? Wait, wait, do you know what's even better? When wrong? Oh my god.

And because they film, I'm sure for a long time you just get to see the bitch go from really kind of sober insane to where she thinks she's sober insane, but she's not. So everyone the next day have to tell her what she did. But it's also on camera, so that you can't have from me. It's entertaining. I just want to just point out little franchise anyway. By the way, the same thing she did to you, I actually did to just sell Robin when they came onto our show. First off, I made Robin it was the

wrong time because I knew she was gonna be late. Um, And then I said, than I really like you. But I mean that not everyone knows because bitch, at least I give context. So I'm obsessed with ninety Fiance, okay, because that is the greatest American television show of all time. Sure, Game of Thrones was great to wire whatever you never watched stick every time I looked on the goddamn time to admit that that's one of the best shows I've ever watched. What about Love after lock Up? I mean,

you're not watching Love after lock Up? Tracy and Crack was pretty good because you know, when Crack goes on on a TV show, it's just really gold. It's wild. But also when you have fat white women going to Nigeria, that's pretty awesome too. That is just like the best. And why are they always fat? But one of them lost a lot of weight recently. Oh, Angela and Michael. Angela looks looking good, Hendy, She's like face but still like it's almost like they're scouted in hunting out for

these women. Yeah, like nobody else wants you, so we'll take you with legos, Like what's going on? Pretty much? If you could have a spin off show, what would it be about? It would be about like mental health, life really mental health, spirituality, sex, positivity and like healing and like to see you and your daughter actually and we have but my daughters, so I know. Actually the show is me and my daughter that my daughter. It's like the best, but it's too good that I don't

want to show any to anybody. And my daughter would never agree to it really no, damn. But I'm sure she's seen like during the years of you being on Rowny, like the ups and downs of reading comments, being visible like and and we'll talk about it too, but like and and ship even with this podcast, Um, she's filming a television show death in the family. You pretty much had to deal with the death of your family like in cameras. People were film mean about it, and I'm

sorry it was awful, so horrible. I can only people got mad at me the week that my grandmother died about oh well, I wasn't contact like broth do you know how insane that is, Like the things that I had to worry about about other people's feelings about in the speed in which I told them, are you fucking bro? People were insane to me that week, And I really don't understand how like much of again robots, people can

be when they're fucking filming. It made me lose faith in like humanity, the way people like treated me about my grandmother dying, and like how I like, even if people you was filming with, they were questioning even if you were really sad or if you were really going through something, and it was like, are you kidding me? Like they were judging your grief, which was it was was wild. I mean they were just like, like, no

one was really comforting me that much. Like I felt guilty about grief because like I wanted to go out to a club and I was like, but I just want to let go, that's really It wasn't like I didn't want to not be sad about my grandmother. I just want to get drunk and forget about it, you know what I'm saying. And I I like, I hate that we have to constantly wonder like if what we're doing is Okay, everybody's process is different. Everybody. I'm still grieving.

I cry like all the time over my grandmother. Still the same. I just can't even believe she's gone. Still I hate it. I'm sorry, I just hate life without her. Okay, well we're gonna come anyway. Let's just let's talk about sex now. Mandy me Leia walks in. Everyone, Mandy goes, we're gonna get dart like your book. The book is dark, but I love it. It's getting it goes like this.

There's ways did you get to the sex positivity. I'm just getting to the part where you were talking about rob being so made but yeah, okay, so it literally says I still have two hours and something left. So I'm you're not there. Um, so let's go with the icebreaker, is um, I have two games for you today. The first one is this or that? Okay okay, so based on even just when I'm reading, I'm this is just giving some extra stout. The first one this or that

money or love money? You just said love? Yeah, okay, I have love with my daughter. Okay, wow, what you want? We know you want to love with your emotional ass, bitch? I mean, I love my dog. She can't suck me so well. I didn't say sex or you can still get fucked. I needn't give love. You say I need it Differently, You have casual sex and be like, it's not casual because I have feelings for him and then

she makes it it's sorry. Okay, no, sorry, as long as she loves them, it's a relationship, you know what I mean. Shut up. I do my best, detach. I am trying my best to not get like two emotionally involved when I'm having sex. But my heart is inside of my biological it's evolution every time I get sucked them in the heart. Okay, it's because like oxytosin is like being released and like I read, you'll never read scientifically, I know, but it's truth. The female brain. You have

to read the female brain. It literally talks about like why sex is just so much different for us than men. I thought, like, like I tried to be like a man for so many years. I think I am, I might have a different You're different. I think I was born to wordest say anymore. But I don't even know if I Mandie can't say right, I think we can't say anymore. H word. Yeah, I think that's what I was born. I don't even know what that is. I think, why you say that, Mandy, I thought you were our word.

You can't. I think we can't say a date. But that's the man I say, out of all the problematic things, less, this is like what's happening every all the problematic she ever said you that was the one when you born with wet to beg you to stop saying and you were scared to say just said to believe it because you just said, I'll go my god. I still say with my friends in privacy, yeah, I can stop saying, what do you say? I feel like little people. I

feel like they wouldn't care. And I feel like little people, Well, guests are the little people. I feel like they're not the ones who are being like, don't call us that. It's like other people who are like, don't call them that little They were Dwarf's weird. It's giving smurf. It's just weird, but don't it should be giving spur but like and it's just like I don't want to think of a fucking children's book, Like don't want to think about a little mom? Are we okay? Moving on moving

on sex stuff mission is or back shots? Um? Back shots? Back shots? Really do you haven't? As she said, money your love? She said back slots? That I think just because like I saw, I have to look at us giving real casuals. Okay, giving head or receiving head receiving okay? Um. And last one because this is the black ass motherfucking podcast, Real Houselives of Potomach or Real Houselives of Atlanta Stoa. Okay, yeah, I'm not mad, especially because Atlanta has off a little bit.

I love p Stomach me too. Do you know this girl didn't even do research for that? What do you mean? I loved watching it? I mean because that's the thing though, an amazing show. It's Kansas and Mia and Giselle and the Grand Dome and the Karen. That's the way she's amazing. Not calling her a wig, you're not calling it. I didn't call her the wig, I said, is that company?

It's way better than she made. Money's It's like when they all get on there a little like a little crunchy, and then as they start getting the Bravo checks, they all get new houses and wigs. Oh that's right. And Robin was telling us when we were interviewing her about like how you know her car even she was like, you know, I never felt like I had to like get all this extra fancy ship, which I appreciate. Research.

The reason I don't dive into watching a show before someone comes on is because we have hundreds of thousand people that listen. They're not all watching Real Housewives in New York. I don't want to like sit there and be the person that they're probably watching one of the Real housewives. Ranis, yeah, like you have the experience in it. But like, girl, I hold you. My whole Twitter timeline is Real Housewives, all the ship, all the tea, all the I love it. I'm obsessed. Oh I didn't know this.

I'm real. I'm even shut the five out right now to lose her mind all else, like literally, and I just had I had this conversation too, Like my ex felt away because he didn't like any reality TV. So of course I'm not gonna cheat on you and find a man who's into reality TV. So I started spending a lot of time with a sante at his house talking about all the real the real house my stuff, and he even felt away about my relationship with a sante.

I said, you don't understand my gay homeboy, also a podcaster, but he's in Fast for your house Lives conversation. You know, yes you're gay. That's where we connected. Damn, I didn't want to cheat anyway. Let's get into lehisms or bitch is ums, whatever you want to call them. This one. Actually you and Wheezy have a very similar take on. Lena says, quote unquote, good dick will imprison you, and only you can let yourself out. Yep, the dick can't

let you out. Make good sometimes dick that starts off really good. Have you ever had dick that good and then it fell off? I mean, yeah, but I'm not talking about That's not what that bitch is. Dick that ditches him is about good dick that continues to be good to the point where you don't know what the fund to do because you don't even want anything to do with the guy that's attached to it. But the dick is so good that you can't stop. Oh my god,

it's giving hospital dick. But here's the thing too, write that is to me man hantality and a lot of men don't think that women can just want you for your dick. We don't want to be with you like I don't. But on this show and we with her emotional ask swore I wanted to be with him. I'm just like, no, it's just the dick. Okay, it would be fair. This is what happens to me. You may want to take the dick away from the man. I just want to help the man be the man that

I want him to do. Okay, illusion you know what I'm saying. Like I wanted to give this good job, like I was trying to help him figure out what a Pyco score is, Like I needed him to excel in life. But then she wouldn't have been on the pod that the reason why she wouldn't date him is just because he was broken, because I thought I was gonna be with him at some point I was like, damn,

I know he's gonna listen, but it now. Yeah, she literally, I'm gonna tell you now we have to bleep out every time said she wouldn't dat you because you were broke. He banned me from a bar bro That is the problem. But that's also how you know, we never told y'all a bartender but broke Thick is so good sometimes too, and that sucks. But it is embarrassed that she was in love with a bartender. I will embarrassed that I

was in love with Barten. You never wanted to say he was a bartender because I didn't want people to know his job. I would never embarrassing the bartender. I was a broke bartender. I was never married from the bar. Bro I can't believe you banned you from the bar. That motherfucker. All right, okay, you want that fucking bar, that barine in the Lower east Side. No, we're not going to get anyway. What I was gonna say was it wasn't that he was a broke bartender. He just

didn't want to make any more money. He didn't really give a fun up. He was just had no ambition. That was really difficult. Um. And also so were the three or four roommates. Nobody with three roommates. You never had this dick LEO would you date somebody with three roommates? No? One? Not a different part of thank You's, But like listen,

I had to dick in my own home first. And I'm telling you right now, you have no idea what you'd be willing to do until you get sucked that right, I mean, I guess it was so hot and like I don't know if he was so hot, and like I was so attractively. I'm one house though, so he could always just woke you at your home, right, so so you would day maybe he was hot, I haven't. And his dick was amazing and we had it wasn't even if dick was amazing. We had amazing set and

you had a good chemistry. Yes, even we were mad at each other. It was really damn. I want to dake that fun leaping out and I don't leave it out. Don't want that back again. I get that email. No no, no, no, I will re upload it without the bleeps, do not bleep that. I don't care. I like there was a guy that I made that about, you know what I mean, Like there was a specific guy. So now I need to know if this one was made about a specific The next one is nice guys can't fuck? Do you

truly believe that? Do you think that they are nice only because they have bad days? I don't know, it's just like nice guys. Maybe I just don't want to suck them, or like maybe they're just I don't know. I mean it's not for Yeah, maybe I just sucked a nice guy, So I don't know. Nice guys just don't turn me only. That's why I don't say type

that women like bad guys. I mean I don't. I like nerds ironically, the niggas I like like being the comic books and be having like they make them nice guys though, like I've sucked guys that are like bad guys are like anime when like, no, my guys are so like you're a whore who likes sci fi. I'm not really doing this the same you can't say you're a good girl. You've got some crazy as sucking. I'm a good girl, don't you peg man? We're not going up, don't you peg men in a nice gents a way

I don't turn again is stricken nutbody. But if there is enough lube and that it doesn't hurt, I'm not pounding them. I'm generally penetrating their that you see how you say it not. I like to read and I also watched Bukocky porn, so this is not at all what you think. Okay, So defined then what is a nice guy who don't you want to give the pussy to Lea tell us now, I mean if a guy I don't know, maybe it's my own fun up head that is, thinking a guy is weak if he's too nice.

That's wild. But also hold on, I also did that. I also made that, bitches on a long time ago, and you still believe it. But like I've I've dated and like fucked not that many nice guys. But I think I do want a nice guy now who can also fun. And I am hopeful that I was wrong about that, bitches. I don't the problem when when you have a nice guy, you go out and there's one bad one and they fucking they got like confident, like a motherfucker. It's like their dick is dragging from behind

them like a tail. And for some reason, I don't know why, but I think that the issue with having a nice guy is once it happens, you're like, oh my god, this is what I deserve, and then it's like you get like it's like taunting you. But you want somebody that's gonna feel like Risks that show on Netflix and are hot guys who are nice. Yes, I I sunk a lot of nice, hot guys with great dick. I don't know what y'all are talking about. I don't know they're name one. First of all, I'm not going

to name their names on this name one. That's I got an alias on our show. Um oh, the nigga who got me to MacBook and the nigga that wasn't they married, they're not well, he was nice to me. It doesn't matter that they're married. Yea not a nice guy. If everyone knows about the name was married, that bad. Yes, that doesn't make them a nice guy, makes them yeah a nice guys. Like the purity of them, bro like they're good people. That wouldn't it could have been the

open relationship. I never asked. I never asked, so let's not put that out into the universe. By the way, they both have money and power. Any wife, any woman who marries a powerful rich man already knows that nigga gonna cheat. So technically, technically you're entering into an open marriage period. You're gonna yell field turn you're a blind eye. Say that's to me the same it's it's it's t thank you, and it's facts. Thank you. We talked about it all the time. Bitches that live nice they ain't

even had to work. They definitely wasn't gonna leave because he was sucking with me, So I didn't feel anything wrong. They were nice men, okay, and I love my computer. It helped me to start editing this podcast and the last one. I feel like again something Wheezy can relate to very much. Don't be scared to be a bit? Do you still believe I'm I'm scared to be a bit?

All right? You do not care to be? No? I said, she's not scared to be a bit, and that and that and that meant that that doesn't mean like be like a ton of people. Yeah, that's not what it means, but not like it's not like, you know, be nasty to the person like serving you food or like whatever. You know what I mean. It means like, don't be scared to be like assertive and speak your mind and like be clear about what you want what you don't want. Okay, I can dig that. So yeah, let's see, that's a

nice way to put it. We see I met all of the nice positive things when I said that, right, and I met when you were older than watching. I am not a whore. I am I feel like I'm the therapist, and you guys are like my patients right now. Are absolutely not. We actually are on good terms at the first time in are never dam we are doing We're supposed to be going to an event together. I love it. I mean it's definitely giving set and it might be giving a Real Housewives about to throw a

drink at the meat. All right, well, let's take a little step back away from my Real Housewives fandom here. Um, we're gonna get into our vanilla ship where if you are listening for the first time, this has to do with somewhat sex in the news, Um, and I found here where a jail where an inmate smugg go to a prostitute is forced tighten security. Now, I really need to know how this happen. But the Sun told last June how the prisoner jailed for drug offenses use a

smuggled mobile phone to arrange a visit. He snapped the raven haired woman posing on his bed. Raven or like that really? Oh yes, ma'am, right on the prison bed right by the way, raven hair is black, okay, glossy deep black. Listen. They wanted to use their adjectives. They said, I gotta a in language arts and I'm gonna use it. Okay um, But this is a wild because I actually do like watching jail porn. Were like the CEOs never thought of mine in mad Still girl said you somebody's

kay um, I like gay porn um. So he snapped the raven haired woman posing on his bed at HMP Hollesslye Bay in Suffolk and open prison holding five hundred lags. This is definitely written in like British something. That's why I used raven Was it the sun dot co? It is bitch? Oh u k does One photo of her was ingested g string and a crop top actually landed on social media. After revelations, the inmate was moved to

a closed prison. The report, published yesterday by the Independent Monitoring Board said that the following that following the adverse publicity, security patrols have been stepped up. I cannot believe that a person the whole prostitute been like the CEOs must have been involved in it. The fact that he was in jail here the thing too. He was in jail

for drug offenses. It's given Nigga had like el chop all type of money totally for short pace that I want to regular And now let me ask you if um, now this is not if then because I actually read your book, Um, was there any time that you wanted to spuggle dick into any of the rehab centers? Oh? Yeah? And where was it tight security? And we also just debated this context, so I didn't even know you've been

to rehab a few times. Yeah, and you get very horny and rehab right, because like you're like disconnected from the world. I also want to hear this. Tell me how long you're in rehab for? And then multiple you're like having moments where I mean when I say long, I mean like tenures, Like how many weeks? Or is it?

So the first two times it was a twenty eight day programs, the second time it was a ninety day program days, and then I went to a place that was supposed to be a year long program, but I left and went to another place that was another three months. What kind of like okay, because I watched Girls Interrupted or I'm like thinking about fucking movies where she happened. I remember Jessa on Girls went to rehab and like

tried to scissor a bit. Yeah, what's going on? Like are you allowed to do co ed ship like cany like what are the So it depends like which which place you're at, for instance, like the second place I went to, no one, we had like barely any supervision. It was like it was I remember like lasting like the Thong song and like grinding with dudes and like and one of the girls being like, you can dance pretty good for a white girl. It's like, thank you. I was pretty proud of myself. Are the people who

rehab normally hot? They're fun? That's what it's all. It's all drug addicts. They're fun. And also, you know, I was like a teenager. So in the first place I went to, there was the hottest fucking guy. He was so fine, like he was fine as fun. And there was this like little fucking shrimp bitch who was not hot at all, and she hooked up with him. I have no idea how. And I was so bun because she was easy. I was so mad that he hooked up with her. I was so pissed. I'm not gonna lie.

I had the same experience when I was in Juvie. Just fine, this man was fine, yeah, braid. So I was in Julie because I ran away. This was when I was in middle school. I ran away and they caught me at the Boys and Girls club, And when my mama came, I said, I ain't gonna so I say. I was there for like two weeks um and then when I realized it was going thick, my g p a because they pulled me out of school and I had to go to school and Julie, I said, now

I'm gonna go back home now. Because I was really prideful with academic uh interest, like juvenile Delinklin who really cared about her grave. I didn't even know that existed, neither did you know what? And here I am really are You're not conforming, I like, not at all. You either you either I'm reading this ship and you're all against any societal north. I'm going against what do you go to rehab for all sorts of things. But definitely loved speed, loved ecstasy, loved it was speed back then.

But because like I was at the races, you know what, I was in the rave scene. So like we did like Crystal and like Ecstasy and Special K and we smoked angel dust. I've never heard about like Special K until like recently I know why it's made to come back. It's crazy that I accidentally did you accidentally did it? Oh my god. And when she told me, I said, bitch, that does something to horses. I said, I didn't know, And what did you? How much did you take of it? Coke?

So I love how I love this podcast, Like god, damn, how many years ago is this? I feel like this is honestly, it's great. We should all be honest because most people do recreational drugs and it's ridiculous to act like they don't. Oh, if you listen to the beginning of this podcast, mind you the story you couldn't fully tell because you still had your corporate job. So we used to bleep out coke and we couldn't talk about any of the drugs. And then back then I was

so prudish. Now I love shrooms, I love getting high, um, but I used to judge the ship out of sucking wheezy with her. Mandy came in here Molly dot one day and I was like, my have the table turn guy that was at the sex club with me the night before. He was a gift on the show, and we had to talk about how we hadn't slept yet because the molly we took first of no one's no one's didn't, so we were all just petting each other. It was like a fucking petting zoo. We come in

the next day. I'm like, have you slept yet? He's like no, I said, fuck me either. Are we sure? This was molly? Like we could not fucking sleep anyway? Share about the you know, it was like six years ago. I went to mistery Land, which is in Woodstock, New York, and I was with Dub shout out to Lady w and literally thought I was going to take a bump of cocaine and this guy didn't have a shirt on. This in vitamin K but like, I didn't know. I didn't know what chat of men. I was twenty four

years old. I'm not gonna lie. I do not know the periodic table either. You have. I did the buck and I damn near dropped to the floor and he goes, oh, ship bro not blow man, and he's like bugging the funk out. So then fucking Dub comes back. She's like, why do you be fucking with these white people? I'm like, I'm sorry. But then I started getting good. Yeah, I was like bitch, we got to do it together, and

then we never go and do it again. So we were like, all right, well we do it together, how do we make sure one of the other doesn't die? One had to go first, not my god. I was like, all right, so if I die, you know, if I'm gonna get sick, make sure you're alert. So so stupid. But all I remember is we were laying in this fucking grass for what I thought was three hours and

it was twenty minutes. Anyway, I never did it again. Also, haven't done Molly in a minute, Like it's it's interesting when years because I was like a ravier too, you know what I'm saying. I was like all tray E d C. I loved all the ship. I would travel to Europe for festivals, but sobriety and festivals is actually interesting because now I mean, I guess I'm saying that sobriety,

but I'll do like shrooms and ship. Now when I to the music festival and I'm not fucking cracked out on a Molly, I'm like, damn, is this like still good? Like having a new experience? Like what is that? Like? I can music doesn't sound the same why don't I feel it? Right? But it's like now I just go and like look at guys and like flirting, dance and iPhone my friends. Before it was euphoric, yes, and I see why people totally get sucked into that, you know

what I'm saying. Like I was like the biggest raver. I mean that was my life, was raving really all of high school. Yeah, how do you? I'm thirty nine, so this was like real deal. But also like Mr Is, like you would be funked up for like two hours in New York. You were doing to be like the top not ship because that's when like al Capone and Ship was in the streets and stuff. Right, I was al Capone. I don't know that the monster from the Monster from the Mobster Chicago. Oh, what's the one? Who?

The one? It was here? I'll chop them Frank Lucas actually actually it was actually I think it was the Israelis that we're bringing all the ecstasy to the rave scene in the nineties. Well, and Frank Lucas brought it to hard I've been alive if I want American gigs. But that Frank Lucas, Frank One. So what about today? Like, can you still do drugs today? When when know I totally stopped, Like I'm completely like, so I was not drinking for a long time. Would I say this alcohol

make it? I don't drink m hmm, I haven't drank if like I drank for like a year out of glass, like thirteen years didn't make you want to do drugs again? Yeah? And I did. I put everything on my nose the second I started drinking. It's like I can't even help it. I'm like, what do you have to sniff? And then one night I sniffed kay oh, and I was like, I'll say also like a like you just like you one time on an accident. Do you know you'll say

that all the time, don't you. Guys always say this about anal and it really gets on my nerves because if the tip went in, you had anal sex? Bro? Are you serious? Leah, I don't think that. But do you fuck in the butt? No? I have, But it's not like my favorite Okay, but here's the thing. Right, if a guy plus the tip in, he's telling everyone he sucked the tipica, I'll tell you, but that's but it's not. But I the thing is I don't think you can really take credit and be like I had

anal sex because it was just a tip. So if you have, if you're like like being like, yeah, let this guy suck my ass last night, you didn't, that's not true because it was just the tip. So I was so excited to come back and like share on the podcast and I got it. Came back from Italy and he sucked me in the ass. No, it was just the tip. I'm sorry. I wanted like full the way that like my pussy gets sucked, not saying I'm proud of it, but like I could take a dick.

It was not that is, yeah, I mean the same thing, like, well I just go for it. My my assholedn't turn into a whole bussy before, Okay, Like I had it banged out like it's my pussy and I loved it. Really every bit you comes right out. First off, it comes right ouf. The next day, I don't gotta push on nothing. That ship just fall into the toilet. But it's okay, about twenty four hours it sucks right back up and now my buddhahole bent normal. You know what

I want to talk about? How only do an know sex once a quarter, like once every few months, every time it's giving taxes. I want to jump a little bit into because like you're so down to talk about sex and everything like that, and um, I've become a fan of your kid from your Instagram because she's adorable. What's it like talking about sex with your daughter and like prep her for like what she's about to show? Well, Kiki, you know what. I've been so open with her and

like that. She doesn't. But the thing is she doesn't like if we're watching a movie and it's like to like much sex stuff, we're like like we like are like no, She's like, mom, turned the shut off, you know. So she doesn't want to like watch sex something. Because I was like, let's watch maybe four you together because I was scared to watch it. She's like, I'm not watching that. That's a lot of drugs in that. I know. That's why I can't because I think I'm gonna get triggered.

But I'm always like looking for things to do with it because she's a teenager, so I'm like trying to figure out, Like but she's like the chilliest mostly grounded, like down to earth, like cool, funny kid I'm not just saying that because she's mine and she's beautiful, she's hurt, she's really she's perfect. She honestly is um what should she do this wrong? Can she come home and tell you that she had sex and you freak out? Like what I mean, I'm freak out if she had sex? Yeah?

Especially yeah, because I know because I know her. She hasn't even had her first kiss yet. I lied to my mom really about like and no kids, really, are you sure? I mean, she said she hasn't. I I know you're cool. I don't know. I believe that. I don't know. You know what, You're a cool mom until you're my mom exactly. Everybody told my mom everything. People asked my mom how to get a fucking abortion. Let's

be fair. Your gave us condoms going to the club, and you would talk to my mom, I would talk. I could not talk to my mom. But I mean she's still maybe she's look I mean, I I my daughter is very open with me, and there's other things that she's been open about. So I feel like if she had her first kiss, she tell me, I think she wants to, like I want to know as a mother, like right when you become a mom, you try to make sure that your daughter, your children don't make the

same mistakes you did. Do you feel like you're extra strict, specifically maybe letting her go out? Like me hearing you explain what it was like to be a teenager in New York City, like the freedom was like, oh my god, this is way scarier than growing up in the South where there's no form of public transportation. Is there anything now that you feel like you're super strict on so that she doesn't experience of the same time? You pretty strict,

like she has to stay on honor role. Yeah, pretty pretty like strict about like her grades, Like I like she needs, but but I'm pretty lenient. She has like a late curfew. I let her. She's like going to Coney Island today, like on the train and I mean whatever, like theme park. I know it's not, but you know it's it's still a little like so little like rough out there is your life. You take one wrong turn

and you're like, where am I know? I can imagine how like I feel like you become a parent and you literally all you do is worry because having a kid be on the subway, like I would freak out every funky. She takes the subway every day to school, and like people, you read the horror stories every day about what happens on the train. So every day I'm like tex Uni at the school, be careful on the train, you know, I say, all that ship, but I do

trust her. And also like if I try to like keep her in, like I'm afraid she'll just want to like go crazy, she'll become technically no, I mean, like I think, like I'm making a joke, but no, lie, Like I think the freedom our parents gave us really was why like, yeah, we both only had one abortion. I think that that's great. I was going to sorry, that is impressive. I think I was going to bring

up the abortion. But the reason I was going to bring it up was because of how it happened, right, Like I was not scared to tell my mom how old were you? Um, oh my god. It was like the last day of high school eighteen and the summer going into the summer going into junior. If you have a scenario like that, like some of my ends when they would come to their mother, like my mom, like what do you you know what I'm saying, like, what do you do when you can't tell your mom and

you're sneaking around and you're doing something unsafe. It's like, yeah, it's not a good feeling. You want to be comforted. And my mom never made me feel bad about it, which is a really good thing. Yeah, just like you shouldn't. When Ki tells you she gave the boy is say no, I will not. I'll be happy. I'll be like some show me a picture. You better be high. All right, let's get into chaos theory. Um. We talked a little bit um about the wild past that you had with

all the drugs that we're gonna skip that. Um. However, I didn't want to talk about um. In your book, you really get into mental health. Um, you get into a diagnosis of bipolar too. But then even towards the end of that chapter or the end of that journey, you discuss how you feel as though they just gave you all these drugs, and really you went through what a lot of people go through. You you went through just not knowing how to maybe cope or not knowing

how to tell people your feelings. And I think that in our community specifically, so many people fear a diagnosis or feel like something is wrong with them. Um. But something that we has brought up in her going to therapy and her journey recently wass with depression was the use of lexipro would you bring up as well regarding the withdrawal of it causing hyper sexuality but while being on it you said it pretty much gave you a dry spell. Yeah, I mean SSR eyes do that. They

just like serotone and like up inhibitors whatever re upstake inhibitors. Um. But yeah, but I still but there were they were like I was on lexeprob for so many years, and like there were times that I was horny as fuck on lexi pro so, but I couldn't come on it. It's but that's the thing. It's really hard to like happen. Also, you would just want to You would still would You

still wanted to funk, right, You just couldn't come. It was so so when I went to the mental hospital and I talked about they took me off everything they tell me about the mental hospital, um people talking about in the book. Oh my god. Yeah. And it was like not like it wasn't like like a you know, chic like oh you went for being repool No, I

went for depression. Like I went because my boyfriend at the time went crazy in Italy and had a relapse and I had to come home from Italy by myself and he had thrown something at me and that he was gonna kill me, and I was like freaked out and I was just so depressed. So it was at

this mental hospital. It was the best thing I ever did, because that's when I just I realized that like exactly, yeah, Like I'm like, okay, there's people here who can't tell reality from like delusion and a lot of my own issues. Of course, yes, I have depression, anxiety and some bad coping skills and whatever. Like my I'm a little extra

and dramatic and manic sometimes whatever. But a lot of situations, it's me putting myself in functive situations that then made me depressed her anxious and like dating the top TALKXIC guy, I'm like, wow, I could just not date the talks a guy. I won't end up in the mental hospital or were the people like can there tell us about like a crazy story? Um? So there was a girl who was next to me this like she was like an orthodox Jewish girl and like she remember waking up.

She was the next few roommates. No no, no, I had a private room. She was next. She was in the room next to me. She was. I woke up to the scream that was the most It was the scream as if someone's like newborn baby, like died in front of them or something like. It was like the most tragic dark like it came from like her, the deep inside her soul, like I felt it, and I like woke up and looked in her room, and then they were like holding her down and they gave her something,

you know, like they gave her a shot. And then she came out later and was like hi, everybody, and she was like talking to me about something you know that was. And then there was a mate, this amazing guy who liked me, and we sung show tunes together and he was so sweet, but he was so eat until he took a ship in his bed because he wanted to funk with the people that worked there because

he was mad at them. And then there was this other girl who was like going into people's rooms and putting clothes on and she couldn't fit into any of it, and she was walking around like where are my cigarettes? And like the guy was like following her and me and my mom were like trying not to laugh because my mom was like visiting me. She had like something tied around her head and her like actual stomach was like hanging out a little crop top, and she was

just like where are my cigarettes? Like walking around was like, you said you saw this at a mental hospital, which is crazy because it's giving hamper heard. I mean, wait, maybe I'm just soa She literally also set on the sand.

It was a joke, and now I know it was a joke made in portaste the fact that like, I'm sorry, but if you are like able to do that, you need serious help, like if you can take a ship and like something that's not a toilet, like you have like a major Depp side of the bed, like literally, and I saw the photo, I was rewatching girls and fucking That's why I brought it up earlier, justesse it was like, oh, you've never taken a ship anywhere but

a toilet, and everybody's like, no, bro. I had to take a ship in the woods once and it was terrible. It was terrible. It was at that same fucking a Cademy festival. God my god, can I tell y'all. First of all, that's honest, I don't know what the funk her and I were thinking. I think we went to mry Land Three's homes and Dub and I would go, were you on k and shitting? No? Okay? Because know, like when you're on drugs and you have to ship,

it's like the worst thing. Like just like being on drugs and then you have to your stomach is like getting excited. It's like it's almost like, I mean, it's like you just can't. I'm not sure what a drug shit is? Are you serious? Man? You never had a Molly shit? Molly, I stay awake in our fuck and I fucking have to stuck on a lotipot because all I want to do is grab my teeth, I know, because of the drought, Like have you ever done coke? With her? And then I was like brought in filling me.

She was the only one that made me try, and first though, I didn't make you try? Right, So the whole time I'm on this card with her, I mean not really. I'm a fun one. I'm a social first of all, I just like lick her a lot. So first off, Mandy is acting like she felt nothing of bitch, I didn't. You just didn't have this. And this is how I know I wasn't high because when I'm in New York and this bitch likes the posh places, which I'm paying twenty dollars for my Martiniz, why do you

want to keep bouncing around? I didn't finish my drink first, and it was twenty dollars and I'm broke right now, bitch. So it started being every time I hung out with the bitch, I'm spending a hundred dollars. Were in all places where there's two white men, I mean two black men, the only like white women? Why are we here? I'm spending? It was? But ye know, I'm like, where are what you mean? Got it? Okay? Giving that? And I'm just like maybe, but also I'm just like I'm spending all

my own money. And then she told me how much that ship calls. I said, I'm not that's was she doing? Okay, you didn't I don't think you kept asking for more because I didn't feel it. You held it. Yeah, I didn't feel like maybe he's like anything. Do another one? Definitely trying to feel something and did it. But maybe

because that's the upper liquor the downer. Maybe you didn't have a reaction like you think that coke was gonna give you that you're gonna be like super I think you thought you were gonna be like hold on, I know I never did it again, and it's Wheezy's fault. Maybe she has to trash coke. I don't think. Okay, I want to go to the bathroom to pee, and she came right behind me like I'm gonna do another one.

I paid for it. I was go keep up spirit o. UM, get into before we get out of here, a little bit of dating um, because we did talk about your sex positivity backlash Housewives already. But what we have two yes girl, no? No, no, okay okay, So relationship wise, um, first off, I want to start off in the dating phase before I get into your actual relationship. And I'm gonna ask you the same thing as well. So we have like this debate regarding sexuality and how much to

share on a first date. I want to know in terms of your mental state, if that you if that's something that either of y'all feel that you have to share with your new partners when you're dating, how soon. Do you tell someone whether it's the diagnosis or that you're depressed or anxiety or if you're on any sort of medication. Do you tell the people you're dating? Uh? Yeah,

how soon? Like I'm pretty upfront because I have to be like because it's such a part of like I'm suppressed, right, but like I have to be honest without because it's just something I have to that I deal with, you know, and also like, yeah, he's gonna have to really understand and I need to know if like he's crazy too, because I can't deal with the depressed another depressed person. I need someone to not be like for me, I've never really been in the dating pool all the way

through while being super depressed. I had a part, like had a boyfriend while I was depressed, and I mean he was a few of them things you had a few boyfriends, That's probably what he was depressed. I'll be depressed dealing with one thing, and I was dealing with like three that would be depressed, you know what I mean.

I think the depression also probably was like, oh, I'm not finding it in one person that could like maybe amplified it, but no, mine was like totally like manic like irrational depression, very like oh my god, like what if my parents die? Like crazy dump? Yeah, oh my god. No, that's something that's like serious like brain ship where you're just having We're also like that's what I was dealing with recently, was like intrusive thoughts. And I was like,

heard you in your book. That's why I was like, you had what type of crazy fears? Yeah? And the thing is death is real, you know what I'm saying. And so it's like I think we're all like scared for that moment and scared to, you know, for it to happen. But it's like I and even instead of enjoying my parents, I'll just like keep thinking the worst thing. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. That's where I'm at now. Even in therapy. Um, I don't have a relationship at

all really with my dad. But he went to the hospital two weeks ago, and literally every time I just even talked about him, like my eyes the water. So I was in therapy and I'm like, I have to see him. I talked to him, we have to get through this because I would hate if he's no longer here. And we just never talked That's literally where I'm at in therapy is that thought. And it's not even that it comes from me being depressed. It's me having some

sort of regret for what our relationship is. And when my mom told me that all of these feelings just came flooding, Well, I want to get into outside of that, Outside of the dating, you actually had someone who dealt with a lot of your depression. You guys were together for six years, um and then in your you went and got sober and went back to him because you were like, now that I'm sober, let's try this again. But it didn't really work, but you decided to remain friends.

How do you get there? How do you get there to where even your partners while you're dating, are okay with this cool ass friendship relationship with your baby dad. I don't know, Yeah, I know. So I had I was dating a guy who was like so not okay with it, and we were like we were on vacation, and I mean I was over him, you know, I just wanted to use him for this vacation and I was going to break up with him, to be honest, and I was like not really sucking him on the trip.

I Actually he was so ugly it was crazy. I had to put like a pillow over my head to like hide my like I didn't want Why don't you just fantasize about someone else? I do that all the time. I just needed to put the pillow over my head. Then it was really like he wasn't there. Um but like what I call I was texting with Rob while I'm on the vacation and he was like, you're texting with your baby dad like ex, like while we're on this fucking vacation. And I was like, yeah, I am.

So you also reference Rob as your soul mate before we get into that, because clearly now I know I would. I don't know, really now how I would feel away about someone expressing to me that their soul mate is actually their ex. Also in the picture you multiple soul mates? What a soul mate is someone who's who's come into your life in like such a deep way and you know is sent there from God without a doubt. Oh have you met a soul multiple? Uh? I think I've had too. I'd say one was the guy that left

me for Jesus. Yes, well, I was super in love with him. Ship we're sucking tattooed together right, like I've never experienced and intense love like that. And also he's bipolar, um, and he's dealt with some mental health issues, like even more recently, like people have told me things that happened I'll tell you when we're off then because they were super intense. But no, I don't think that his his mental issues could allow him to be with me in

a healthy way anymore. And also like when you need someone to stay straight, I went to Europe for two weeks with Vinnie just to fucking raven party and when I came back, he was up and down, and it's like it's very hard when you're someone's I'm trying to find the word, uh, your onlyer only support system, I guess. But um No, he was definitely a soul mate. He taught me what love is, to be intensely loved, to

be happy, um. And I also don't think there's anything wrong with it being over, Like I think that we always think that soul mate means forever, and I don't think it does. It doesn't. And that was I was holding onto that, Like, once I got sober, I was like, why do I you know we have why can't we make it work? And I'm like okay, once I let go of that and was like we this is this.

It is working. You literally like broken down so beautifully too in your book and again like you literally are on this journey with you because it's it's giving this the whole time when you got into talk. That's how I feel all the time, Like how the book is it? Is it? Your biography? Is it self help with a memoir? But there's some like little prescriptive like I don't I think self help should is like so like I could

never tell people and be like do it. You know, here's ten ways to make your life better, like you know like that, like I'm so fucked up still, Like what can I tell people? You literally say, you say note to readers, don't take advice from depressive man, Like yeah, yeah, like I'm just here telling you about my life. Yeah, it's it's great, like so chaos theory it's out now. You can get it audible, you can get it and you reading. Yeah, you can listen to my voice reading

it to you, um, which makes it a lot more personal. Yeah, I love that. Charlotta Magne did that too with his book and it made me like it more. Yeah, And so what can we expect? Pretty much everything we discussed. You guys can hear about her from her teenage years, um, literally up until I got to I believe your mid twenties.

What can someone expect in full? Like? Yeah, well I talk also like about my inspirations and my views on sex and yeah, like little Kim and how she helped, you know, formulate my ideas on like sexuality and like really havingism just having to just basically because I think Little Kim like she's she's able to be vulnerable but also flips everything around on the guys. I was like, Okay, you guys are objectifying us. I'm gonna flip it and I'm gonna objectify you. Yeah, and myself Trina was and

Trina right very much, very much. But I do love queen Bitch, supreme bitch. That Little Kim era was the best. Yeah, I love that. Um. And guess before we get out of here, where can people find you? What do you have coming up? Yeah? You can follow me on Instagram at leam mob. And as for things coming up, I'm just you know, promoting the books and there's other things. But you have to wait and see, you're not gonna give us no tea none. I just don't know what's happening.

And we tell you this is coming out in like two weeks. Anything that's gonna happen the next to it HAPs to be like you're not gonna give us a first look and nothing ship just like you guys already let me sit talking about drugs? Is that really not a good word? Can you look that up? Is that it's not? It's not right? Really, I told you, man, just say any wait wait wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, l G B T Q I A plus

is I is I? But they there? But no, I'm saying like I it was always under the impression that that had nothing to do with biological like I thought, because it's not about but it's about your sexuality. But technically I was saying it was a good thing. I was just born with a man brain, you know what I mean. So we could say, because we talked about it, maybe a man's booty hole if you like it so much,

because no, because maybe that's like a prod thing. I didn't have an anal orchasm before, so then see this is unfair that you have that Mandy, maybe it's a lot of it was so good. I would literally talked about it too, Like I shook so much that I was like, I hope nothing came out. And I looked in the sheets were clean, and I was like, damn, I really came hard as fun and it was from my Buddha hole. Do you imagine coming so hard from

your ask that you think you're like? That's literally I would I can't, I would be I would be so I would be so faked up. Why don't you guys get into the um directing horn? I need to talk to you about that. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. King Noir was gonna allow me to direct one before, but then COVID happened and it was too much. Mother, I think I have some I'm gonna talk to you about something when we're done. You have gay porn ud I want to see or I'll be there for transport.

I watched. I know how I want a shot. I have some straight female friends who really like gay porn too. I love it. Yeah, I don't mind it at all, howives as you can see? Oh, first off, if you're not gonna lie, Like first off, I don't know why people do this weird ship. I know the blogs do it. They like go to look and see who people follow.

My Twitter follow list is nothing but only fans people, because that's why I watched my porn now, so of course I made an easy access because now they go like two and a half minutes, bitch, I'll be nice quick and so so literally someone wrote I went through Mandy's followers and whoa. I wish I never did, and I was like, you, nobody tell you to go on that ship. Didn't win people I want to follow. Also, thank you for book marks, bro, because I first off,

first off, I didn't know. This is not much technologies and win up people can see it. I used, when you put the little heart, everybody can see what you'll language is likeing a whole bunch of ship. And I didn't know I was putting gay porn on everyone's timeline. I didn't know. Oh my god, I don't like whatever you like. It gets retweeted out a bookmark a bookmark now, But I also followed him is that on Twitter? Which is why I also, hey, I told you the algorithm

for fly fans. They posted one o'clock in the afternoon, so I'll be on the train and it's nothing but buddhaholes and I'll be like, thank you guys so much for watching part Decisions. Also, you're paying only fan, you're no girl, free clips free she loves the twenty nine second. I'm gonna check it out. I've never been on only fans. I need to look at it. Oh no, you could be on Twitter. I watch it all on Twitter. It's on Twitter because there's their boding. They're only fans, got it?

But because they do, they do put porn clips on Twitter like no problems, like no problem. Yeah, I love it's the new tim No Problem, Patreon dot com, Backslash, Horrible Decisions check us out there also okay, tweeny out now we're all over their play and just like chaos. And guess what we're doing this without drinking because but you'd be liking to think I'll just being like this only when I a little bit of drunk energy. But I had no I did have a dirty I like

my things, dirty dirty martini. After that, that's what it is. It's the dirty. It's giving coke energy. Man, this is not alway. Guys. Also, make sure you check out motherfucking dot com, get your motherfucking merch. We got some other stuff coming for you to um and if you haven't yet, also make sure to get your tickets. We are performing at our very first festival. We will be at Roots Picnic June four and fifth, not me, sharing the stage

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joining us for yet another episode of horrible decisions. Anyway, let's get into the horrible decision. The horrible decision this week is weird sex terms, and it's because I'm also trying to figure out a way to bring back fucking Kink of the Week or some other thing that we can do. But I know, well, I ended up coming across an article that had weird sex terms, and basically it would be terms that when said, you might have

no fucking idea that it's even related to sex. So some of the notable mentions, um would be a pearl necklace. Pearl necklace. We had an episode where we talked about that you wouldn't know that that it even has to do with uh sex unless you have back trouble butter

trouble butter Urban Dictionary. That one trouble bridle is another one scat play that's something Golden showers, and of course peggy Um, but I wanted to get into I found these other four terms that maybe we've talked about, but again these are terms that maybe you will hear and you would have no idea what the funk they're talking about. So one being felching. Felching you spelching in a sentence like if you just would would think felching was a

regular term. What do you think felching would mean? If it didn't mean me and my daughter we go up to the Humpton's location, we'd love to do a bunch of felching. You know, it's just a ground old tom Okay, So felching to you sounds like a sport. Cool um felching, No to felch is to suck up semen out of an orifice. For instance, Sorry, guys, felch me that? Um Nope. For instance, someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and then suck their own semen out of the anus with

their mouth. Then they may or may not swallow it. So it would be mayor may we get we're giving you an option. Yeah, it would be basically kind of like, what are your cream pies? So felching is the act of what a cream pie is. Oh wait, no, that's just coming in. So felching would be eating the cream pie. That is the I did that. So that's the verb. That's what felching means that. So eating ejaculante out of an orifice is what felching is. Not ejaculate, girl, she said, exacly,

do you watch Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, we don't want anything the same. Larry David, that's the best show of all time. Larry David. Jav Smooth is in his house and he basically found come on the sheet and he's like, we need to have a talk because there was ejaculate and he goes ejacutely. It was ejacuely and He's like like come, We'll just say come Larry. Oh my goodness. Funny. Um another term again, I would like for you to use it in a sentence without it

being a sex term. Docking. That's I feel like that's easy. The dick, dock, docking the boat we're bullying, we're docking, right, Is it like marrinate, like when you docking and I don't know, I'm lost? Yeah, right, you're super lost. So docking is also a sex term. Um Docking is when to uncircumcised people with penises get together. Um. So the first pulls his foreskin back and holds it while the second stretches. There is open and outward as far as

possible over the head and shaft of the other partner's penis. Um. This is frequently asked if this act is real impossible, and the response is is, um, that was enough imagination and determination most things are. It's like a Chinese finger trap, as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um. So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what

they're talking about. I did hear some gaye say some really funny ship as I was walking up on the call I had with you, and I've never heard someone say this before, and I just want to make it. What was it? As I was walking up to my apartment door, I tripped and these two gang niggs walking by, and he goes, oh the baby or the baby or or what was it they were? They were kicking bitch. I'm sorry. I'm watching right now, so you know where she said double homicide for Johnson's cabaret she went into.

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