Ep 268: Mushroom Shaped Cheaters

Hey what not your husband but everyone else? But no, I'm Weezy. The universe is on my dick, and so is these niggas. I said that yesterday and it was only because all of these niggas. I'm sitting at lunch with Alex talking about work back to back niggas on my phone. The funny part about it is a white bitch walked by me. They used to suck obey and I was like, yo it up, like look at this ship. I was like, I can't avoid it. I'm in New York for five days and I see hosts he used

to fuck and literally in the middle of me. You talking ship back to back, all these niggas on my life face timing me where you at bom Bom bomp, I said, the universe on my digging so is the niggas they are they wont me theyment it on me, and I'm gonna tell you something else. When old Bay and I were going through issues, I would always like, not try to find someone else, but kind of like look around and look for other people or wonder why

I wouldn't meet someone else, bitch. When you're really done with a nigga, if floodgates are open ship, at least for me, ship the niggas. The niggas stay around. The niggas are always on bitches, Dick. I'm talking about new niggas because I've sunk a lot of old niggas and see, maybe maybe that's the difference. Like I feel like you get excitement from meeting new people. I absolutely hate it and I always revert back to like my passing, I want a new nigga job jobs, bitch, Oh no, ain't.

None of them are no broke boy ship. Now, I don't know what the dick talking about yet because I'm still in the process. But just you know, I think Broke Dick is the best you can get out there. But no, these diggers, it's sucking lit. I'm not eating a weak niggas like they're fucking lit. And I appreciate that because I don't really want to get in this conversation of any more of like you know, at thirty one years old and like what I'll settle for, like bro like I just I don't wanna hope for the

best for you. I was okay with that and in my twenties, like, I kind of want you to bring some ship to the table. Nigga, I'm the table, So what do you what do you want them to bring? I want someone that doesn't feel like they're at this point of struggle whatever that bet. And this is not a monetary thing. There are a lot of people I meet, men and women that feel like they're not there and they're waiting for this moment. I don't like that feeling because I would have been there and it's not a

good feeling to go through. And I'm on at that point. I'm learning how I can grow, how i can be better, but I'm not like feeling like down or like I'm not there and ship is hard. I can't go through no strife for I've been through a lot of things in my life and I'm not about to meet your as and help you through it because I don't know you. If I I was just with a nigga for three years, you know what I'm saying, I've been with other men

like that. Maybe you have gone through ship, but I'm already like close to him now it's a clean slate and my slate looking good as fuck. Ho. So no, and again, I do want to make a point that this isn't a monetary thing, like if you're why do you keep making that a point? Because I think people confuse women wanting things as you gotta make X y Z money And I'm not that bit right, Like I'm really not. I want you to be able to, like, you know, go out with me and do fun things.

But like, I'm really not looking for a negative trick on me. I'm looking for someone to just be able to keep up. If I say Friday night, yo, we gotta try this new restaurant. I want him to be like fuck, that's all. But I'm not dating niggas that are young, really, I'm dating niggas that are my age or older, So I kind of want something like that. You know, they graduated from college, they've been in their

field for a while. You should be ill. And if they haven't graduated through college, they've been in the industry for a minute. When I meet young niggas, they go through ship like that. So now I realize young niggas ain't for me for real. You know what I'm saying. I think you you've been on that like you used the dog the dog shit out of me when I talked about my little tenderhonis. I like when I you've never really liked young men ever since the exception of

this fucking show. That's not anything except the exception of this show. You do not like you guys younger than you. I don't think ever on this show if you even talk to anyone younger than you. So that's nothing new. Yeah, that's just not. I didn't want to start off, Oh he's younger than you. Whatever, it's young that's not. That's not younger than you. I want them to be. I want them to have back ache from time to time. I want them niggas to be a little you know

what I'm saying. I wanted to be close to time for your exam. At the age, I like, all right, well, I wanted to start off the show with doing a mental health check and like where you've been with been going on? How you feeling about you? How how I asked the question to you, and then you just say, what about you? I was just talking a lot. Oh um. I mean I'm in a little I don't know. I'm just in a weird space. It's I don't know what it is, and I don't know if it's because of

the breakup. I don't know if it's because of the new business venture. I don't know if it's I don't know. I don't know if it's because I'm working too hard or I don't know. I'm like in this weird space like with family, with friends, with work. I just don't know, and I don't even know what it is like, which is weird because I also just talked about and I think break up a big life change, yeah, yeah, possibly. And I haven't been having sex, so I just feel like, Okay,

what do I do? But I also don't want to date, but I don't want casual sex. So the idea that I'm just like, I'm like, who the funk am I right now? Like I also don't have the time to get fluid out like I had this like artist, and I ain't gonna say what country he popping in, but

he popping in a different country. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, don't don't you give it no hit, not when you say country and the US the y'all say that, but h like, he's been in my ship heavy, and like I literally talked to my friends like, oh my god, I don't even know if I should start talking him because the anxiety of if this nigger wants to fly me to his country, I ain't got the time. So I'm like talking to my friends and I'm like, bro, I ain't even got the time to get fluid out,

like I don't. And now I realized I just lied to you because in the last two months I did get fluted out twice. But even when I got flewed out, bitch, tell me how I had to do the ship fucking both of you all my fucker's. I was mad as fuck. So first off, my schedule's busiest fuck. So I had to fly to both niggas at like ten, like the last flight out of New York, got to them at midnight. Yeah, left the next day at twelve. I was I literally flew to two different people for less than twelve hours.

And I was like, see, this is why flying out is not made for me. Like I'm flying literally to get the dick to wake up the hot back on the flight, and I'm just like, I couldn't do breakfast. Mind, You're the one thing guy really fucked up because I clearly haven't been dealing with nobody for a mini flew out. Forgot that on Saturdays the games could be in at

the time. It's not seven pm games. So for that, when I got there like twelve thirty, okay, that when I was there like thirteen hours because I left it four but I left No, my flight was at four, but yeah, I left the hotel it like one. But I was just already gonna do that so I could sleep in. I didn't realize Nigga had a noon game, so he went to invite me to the game, and I was like, no, I'm gonna I'd rather just sleep in. Actually, I don't have friends here. I didn't want to go

to the game by myself. But I was like, damn, this is how trifling. I am to where A I didn't even give a funk about his schedule because I didn't want to go to the game. But B I've been so removed from being a whole of these athletes that I totally forgot the niggas could have noon games on Saturdays. I didn't know. So like he had to wake up at like eight for a team meeting, leave the hotel by nine. I was like, damn out, don't say, what do you mean? Why did I go to his house?

He was away this game, said Mandy, you better have both of these niggas was away games. Yeah, no, both of them was away games. Um. Yeah, I don't know. I think if you're having a like kind of feeling unsure, even like you're saying, you know you still talk to us, right, Like that's a really um what's the feeling called? Um? In limbo? Yeah? But I felt like I've been I

was in limbo. I call it an emotional roller coaster with him for like the last five months of our relationship, Like I felt like every six weeks we broke up. Every other month we broke up. And that's where I was just like, oh, I can't do this, not in two. I am not like it was too much. It was

too it was emotionally draining. But I think in the breakup, I didn't realize just how much I was exalting in emotions and making time for him, And I think that that's where I'm just like now as I'm adding more work to my schedule, I'm like a relationship is a job, Like I don't have time to to fit somebody in that I really don't know or really don't like, Like the funk, I'm gonna be mad as fucking if I missed out on binge watching fucking Top Chef just because

I'm out on a date with a nigga I don't even like, because now how to miss my show? I mean, if you're not interested in going on day some people, you do not at all. I'm not interested at all. I don't even want to be on the phone with motherfucker's though. I went through time a time like that where like I was complaining about not having sex, but then I was also not going out. But it's weird because I wouldn't say I'm not I wouldn't even say I'm complaining about not having sex. My desire to have

it has been gone. I just feel weird because I just went the last two years having sex lost and then like, of course, even wanting to still go to the sex clubs, I would just go literally to fulfill myself visually because I'm good. I don't have to have sex at a sex club, but I still want to go. But it's gonna be weird to not go with my partner, So I don't know. I don't know. Its is weird. And the summer is coming though. That's good, isn't it. Yes, this is the best time to be single ever, Nicko.

I'm gonna tell you right now. When I was fighting, we're okay and depressed and it was cold, nigga, Oh no, really what bro? Summertime you're sucking wearing slutty ship. You can walk around, you gotta be freezing and jump on the train and just like no see to me. But and then you're more things going on. I like on the wintertime because I don't feel foambo. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything like I could, like I could literally just chill in my house. I don't

feel like I'm missing out because not many people don't know. See, I think wintertime. I don't know how many people that agree with that. Mandy. Really, you're in your house alone, right, I think I love but I think that's what they called a hot girl summer be But I think that's why I like really being alone now. Like I'm around people every day, like I love it. No, Like I feel like I work all day. I'm on zooms all day, I'm on calls all day, like literally, after six, I

don't want to hear from nobody. Leave me alone. And it's like more single. It's difficult when you can't go out to do much because you really can't even go out to get air because you're so freaking cold in New York, you know what I'm saying. So it's like being single and being able to even spend time outside alone is enjoyable. I'm just I'm just trying to plant her, small girl. That's what I went to nast though. I think I'm gonna do London after we do uh I

like to shove in the mall. Oh god, I'm gonna do that after what After Roots Picnic, I think I'm gonna go to London for a couple of days. I think I'm going to Milan I'm really yeah, Gabby, my home shout out to home, my girl Gabby. She's moving to Milan for some work for a few months. I haven't been in a minute. Um. I went to meet a guy years ago that I met with. We just got done here in about Paris. Now we got to hear about Milan for the rest of the year. What's

a little um you know in Venice? How they got that little hats with the mime outfit on the boat. I'm gonna be this some ship like dude, I'm gonna be wearing it anyway. No, I might do that and then just London because it's easy. Um. Anyway, I was thinking travel. Oh yeah, I mean, I know we're doing Greece with our fucking listeners. That's or you'll make sure to click the link in the bio if you haven't, yea and get your motherfucking tickets to come vacation with

Wheezy and I I do. Um wanna you know. All I do is go to Mexico. That's all I did last year because I really didn't have much time. But finally I feel like I'm good on time. I finished my season two of my TV show I suffered a law sport unfortunately with you know, my breakup and my grandmother and just some stressful stuff. So I think I'll take my mom on a trip, my dad on the trip, a little family ship, and then I'm out. I don't

have to. Um, you know, I've a lot of you know, our work and is in a podcast division, and we don't really have to start recording them until August. Not saying I'm in charge of the production schedule, but I was like, you know, we've got to get a legal talks, We've got to make sure everything's in order. We've got to get the writers together. Let's do a good Let's have June and July to prap. Of course, Oh you just wanted to be a hot girl. Shout out to

everybody I worked. I've been very clear. I was like, I'm probably gonna be on the East Coast all summer like which I love being in l A. I let my little test la. I love schilling, but um, somebody come get my apartment beat because I'm trying to be in the street. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like this is going to be one of the best summers like ever because New York has literally been shut down for fucking two summers, and we finally just got to a point where Argy and I asked you for the

vaccine corp. No more, it a lifted the mask mandate. It's getting it's given normal, bro and giving. I've been getting a taste there for it because I've been in l A for like the wintertime, and I'll be shout out to andre Power. I'll be going to these parties called the link up where I see all our followers. I'll be going to sucking all the sole election parties all the daytime ship, and I'm like, damn, this is

summertime in New York. Not saying all the funk l A niggas, but every time you Alex on that party, he would be like, y'a way. As we get to Brooklyn, That's what I've been thinking about because you missed being outside, and like it's crazy to be in a city so often now where like I can walk outside. So the fact that I can actually be in my ship, I'm ready, Bro.

I think I just want to go out of like it's so weird because the last couple of dames I've even gone to, like Soho House, It's weird, because I know I'm not wanting to date. I just like I so like I'm excited just to people from across the room. I don't really want your number, don't talk to me. I don't like FaceTime and I don't like talking on the phone. I just really don't want to be bothering

with actively. But oh see no, I just want to I fuck and be like you're cute, flirt, have a couple of drinks, get drunk, forget I met you, and wake up the next morning like last night was fun. I think for me like mental health check as far as like where I'm at. I feel like I spent all last year being depressed and you know, deleting Instagram and fucking having to take trips and just feeling really really bad intrusive thoughts, and now I feel really good

and I'm not gonna front. I went through this thing of like, when you have the money, aren't you supposed to feel better? Oh yeah, no, no, no a little bit. But see, money does make you happy, because I mean, the only reason I'm happy because it's the fact that I ain't got to look at the price of groceries no more, because some things going up. I love that I could just order what I wanted, Like, m, I feel like auto paying groceries, auto paying groceries, that's like,

that's are on auto pay. I'm like, it feels great. I don't even like And then if everything gets paid and my account doesn't look like it moves, I love it. That's great. The thing for me too, is like I think when you're because I've been broken to press dog and that's it sucks. And now for me to be in a good place in my life now what I want like my next goals that I really hope for like shout out to w TS Studios. We just gave you everyone raises and in an affordable way, and what

we could do. And for me, I want to make sure that everybody I fuck with got was on auto pay too, Like that's something that's really like any be excited. I really love knowing that, Like you know what I'm saying, we could touch people's lives that like we can help people, we can employ people. Like that's a good feeling, you

know what I'm saying. With horrible to like being able to go back on tour at some point and you know, Vinny's back with us, and like that like, I really think about those things, and these are the things that are becoming fulfilling to me. And maybe it is because you know, my grandma passed and I'm like, life is short. What am I here for? And at first when I had a partner, it was like, oh, to make babies and be a family. And now I'm just like, oh, wait,

you don't want to be partnering no more? I mean, yeah, but I don't have anyone to be partner with, bitch. So I mean, as long as you someone, you have someone to be partnert. I mean, I want a good co parenting situation. I want to I would love to be married and and pregnant. I know that's not a thing to say, but that's just honestly, why do you

think that's not things? I think that there's so much forced non monogamy and open relationship opinions on people, even from our end, from like we talked about, but you can be married and open and non monogamy. I think that people don't associate marriage because it's such a commitment with open relations ships anymore. And I don't even know. It's like I never hear about people talking about want to get married. I hear them all saying they want

a million boyfoo. I don't want to get married because I'm not gonna end up like Mary J. Blige, Kelly Clarkson, Adele. I ain't paying none of these niggas. I make too much money now to get married, even like it's it's literally a financial thing. That's the only reason why women got married to men in the very beginning anyways, is because they couldn't even open their own vac accounts. They had to depend on men. To be quite honest with you, that's someone that's looking to buy a home right now.

I think constantly about marriage. I feel how much more I could afford. Every single house I've tried to buy in l A. I've put in like three offers. They go over by two. And by the way, I don't want to move to it, I mean, but the wild Yeah, Like I'm that's really where I'm at. I want to buy something and I can't afford it. Like I didn't know you need two million dollars by home. I thought one million was cool. Not saying that, you know, I've

got that million in liquid to spend. I'm just saying, like that's the mortgage I can afford and nigga no. So like literally, the agent I was talking to was like being that your budget is that we can start looking at stuff for six D seven thousand. I was like, no, but I can afford this, and he's like, well, they ain't going for that. Every time I go to a fucking Hollywood Hills, but like they, I've been looking at

no there. I've been finding two twos in a million in a house and I want a two to with no h o A. I want a house because I can airbnb it when I'm in New York, because I want to be in New York half the time. But this ship is getting fucking difficult. So but I think about it like, wow, if I had a partner two million, that's how much the house. That's how my brain is starting to work. I think about just like improvements. But

see that's what That's what I'm saying. Even so, you are looking at marriage as a business, right, partnership financial like financial game. Like to me, if I want to elevate, like marriage would enrich that part of my life love, money and baby. Okay, unless I mean say hello that we on the obviously end, because I don't want none of it. I'm just staying. When you said, what scares you because of money, it's the opposite for me. Yeah, it scared me because of money, but not only that.

I don't want I don't want kids, so and I also I mean, I'm okay to be a step mom, but I don't want to be like a step mom for real. I'm probably gonna end up having Vinnie's kid at thirty eight. Does Nie one kids? Yeah? He wants, he said, he wants to be a dad. Um we have like drunken Lee and on Molly over the year has been like no, if we're like, come on, Vinnie going, we talked about like definitely insemination because I don't want to have the seat. Well him, no, okay, yeah, all right,

well let's get to our vanilla ship this week. All right, So our vanilla ship. I have to do it. But Hot Baby Um because her father believes that she was groomed to become a porn star. Oh god, so this is what Um, the father of nineteen year old rapper turned only fans star but had Baby, had to say.

He says that what she groomed absolutely, with the way she dressed, with the way she acted, everything was sex related and encouraged by people around her, who in their right mind thinks, oh, she just turned eighteen, so now it's time to make money on only fans. You don't think of that in a few days. There must have been some preparation when she was under eighteen. She doesn't rap anymore, she doesn't sing, she doesn't go on tour, she sits in her house, and she does her only fans.

It's upsetting to me because she's young. How long will she do this for? Is she going to become a porn star or will she be on the billboard as a feature at the next strip club. I want to know if, especially because even like we see so many people even write us and that are like her dads, they're young. Her dad said this. So I want to know if you find any way or believe that younger teenage girls can be groomed into the lifestyle of sex.

And if you also think that the way a woman dresses, the way she acts, and anything sex related can encourage a woman to become I'm able to say something that is very problematic, and I'm embarrassed to say it. Okay. On an episode of sex Cells about porn, I went to Evil Angel because your friend Liz helped me out. She was working there, and I talked to the owner

of the company, who was very kind, very professional. I realized that was my most exciting episode because he was older, he was able to talk about the way that pornography has changed, and I was like, I've been watching like stuff like cat House and real Sex since I was a kid and learning about porn and sex, and I think I always wanted to work in this field, like I'm not confident enough or don't really feel like I'm the person that wants to perform. Like I told you

I did the strip club episode of Sophia. Even when I was up there, I didn't like it. But in this world of it, oh, I love it. Like not even as a like I would say, like you deep do you think when I think about in terms of like how in the lifestyle we are, I think you're deeper in it because you participate and ship like that.

And I don't, right, And I'm not saying that some shady ship that genuinely like, I feel like you're deeper in the lifestyle of working or being a sexpert because you actually go to sex clubs and do ship like that, whereas I'm just more interested but knowing, Like the reason I was excited to do that episode was because of what I've been looking at since I was a kid. Wasn't I only know the name of you kind of

agree with him? Then you agree that that even groomed. Yeah, okay, I think that It's not like I was groomed and I was reading Zane books in fifth grade. I was watching Talk Sex with s Joe Hanson. I was watching Oh my God, what was that show called Her Life Is Different? I don't think I was. I think I

was made. Were just interested the even the life choices I was making at sixteen with wanting to like explore with women, but like and even whether it be like popping an ecstasy pill like like that, there's not in a lot of sixteen year olds. I would that my mom would kill me if she knew. That was like where my head was at. But in terms of that guy, I feel like she may have been groomed because she was famous so early. I don't think we were groomed.

My mom wasn't trying to raise me to be a whole happened on act But okay, yeah, what do you think um, I agree. Like, even thinking about how we ended up being hosts of a sex pod, I think a lot of that did have to do with the curiosity that came early from reading. I mean, no, no, just man, do you think about it for a second. We've been knowing each other since we were fifteen years old and we're thirty one in the sex podcast. That's

fucking nuts, fucking wild. I mean, but it's sixteen. You had sex in front of me, So actually, like, god, you did. What do you want me to do? You want me to take away your past? It can't happen. I'm sorry I was there. It's bleeding into my fucking brain. Your fault. I literally actually just talked about this too. Which first off, we were sixteen in Miami for Memorial Day weekend. You met a nigga girl from Sucking at the club when we watched shop Boys performed party together.

When y'all see the podcast, I'm just saying you did because you because And now we have a sex SPoD where you talk about having sex, and it's like, bitch, I saw you back in the day. I wasn't who I am today. I will say that, Okay, I would hope not you said inside. I didn't see you. I don't know how to wrap that's what I heard. I mean, I probably just at that all, but I don't remember. Now you bro, you were sucking dick at sixteen. No, I don't remember. Second dick in front of you? Are

you just walked in front of me? You literally sucked on the bed and then I sat on the end of the bed facing the TV and so that I just don't look. Yeah, I didn't. Why Why were you in the room. Why couldn't you leave because he was a stranger. I think you wanted me to stay and felt safe for I don't remember, bitch, you literally just met this man in the club and we was in his room. Mitch, I wasn't gonna leave. You. Look at

this on the safety first. If I could talk back to I would have killed If my daughter told me she went to the fucking club with her friend Memorial Day we came fox in a hotel room, I would be going crazy. Don't do what I do not follow This one is h horrible, absolutely absolutely so. When I read that, I was like, damn, but no, I do believe you can't be grooming. And you know what's crazy about that I think that that's what so many people's problem is with seeing little girls like with the crop

tops and the tide shirts and the short shorts. And maybe it's the little store um men, Brandy Melvin whatever that was, Brandy Melville. They sell little teeny tiny horror clothes. I don't like the kids, but that's what I'm saying. I will say I don't think Euphoria inspired horrors because I think it showed a great to be an inspired fucking drug addicts. I don't think it inspired drugs at all. I think literally every drug use took a downturn, like yeah,

but they were having fun first. I think some people will accept a HA for low loo. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, well, that's you, all right, Uh, let's get into our hor derb um. If you have a sex tip, please share. I found this one though, and it's called eyes open wide. So for this one, trying not to switch off the light tonight, as you will be turned down by what you stop, absolutely not, are

you kidding me? You gotta have the light song no, not off, but bitch, no turn on the light no, and like can do a candle, bitch, candle bitch, not the TV like, not the TV like, turn on the whole lights. So you say, you know you don't be like bro, this is why you be liking the energies. I'd be like in finance because I want to see him. I want to see you when I fuck you, because

you find That's why I only like fine niggas. If you want to suck the lights off, ugly nigga with a big dick, I'm gonna tell you something right now. Can you not let me finish the sex? You must have confidence of Beyonce? First off, from the back. So ain't nobody seeing my stomach, bitch. It's facing the bed. The bad the only ones to see my stomach. He see my little time to waste my big old lads, bitch.

That's all he says is I'm thinking because it's given from the back, and I don't ride, and if I do ride, it's from the bake everything from the back, and if it's missionary nigga, he covering my stomach way here. You don't get on time at all, bitch. No, now when you gotta ask like this, baby, now, let me finish and let me tell these people want to do Okay, don't don't be self caustious. It's literally the next fucking sentence, as both men and women are stimulated by erotic visuals.

According to an Archives of a Sexual behavior study, try keeping the lights on and here's the other one. Your eyes open, because I know a lot of times like women like to close their eyes, men too. Eyes open. This also aids communication, as you can see what's pleasing your partner. Making love in front of mirrors or using video cameras is also a variation of the same theme,

So see bitch you right there. The effort pays off once you begin to appreciate for play as an integral part of sexual satisfaction, and the stronger marriage that comes with it will always be just one short step away. So turn on the lights. I'm okay, and the Galaxy lights. Bitch shout out to all of y'all. At this point, I need to make my own I should have bought stock in Galaxy Lights because all you bitches got him now and you and you're welcome. No I gotta look

through ali babo. I would really have to like ship from China and ship no um. So the reason I like candle light and ship it is because I feel like it gives a sex here shadow I like, now, depending on your view I got in New York, it's given nothing in l A League. Obviously, it lights Hollywood signed sucking building is and that ship is. I don't know. Even as I get all the New York shining, I need to light on. I'm gonna turn the light on. I want to see you in your that's kind of life,

you know what. I think. That's why I like morning sex a little bit too, because like even when he gets up, Like I got a whole video in my phone, Oh my God of my ex standing up, and I was like, god, damn you fine, Like I was just snapping pictures of him standing up because he just looks so good in the Okay, not on some creepshit. Totally consensual. I have so many pictures and niggas standing up. Okay, yeah, no, this was consensual. I was like, oh, was standing like that?

And then I sent it to my mama. I was like, damn, I'm looking at my nick. What I did is that weird. I sent the picture of my nigga right after we fucked to my mom and I was like, damn, look at him. He was covering his dick. Look at that. Oh you sent your mom that? Yeah, I said, mom, look at my nigga. What's I can't do that? He was covering his dick. His dick wasn't showing. He was holding his dick. I could see the dick hair is just now, it's okay. It wasn't the dick though, yo.

And what there was no you picture? No, no, no, no, my mom a picture of you send up your mom a picture, yo, man holding his dick, but the dick was covered holding it. It's giving me. It's actually giving art. Mind you all said my mama a picture of us at the New Beach together. What's the difference? Like this was him at the New Beach to look that's just the chest I saw. Look there good? Did you mean anyways,

Mandy is a wild? Why is that wild? It is a human being, like my mama ain't seen dick before. What is the problem. There was no dick and you literally just said he was covering his dick something he was holding it. Show me over time, because if I saw, she doesn't want to see that. Fine, nigger's fine. I feel like I saw the top is dick, but it wasn't the Dick speaking up, Dick, let's get too. Did I get the dick hairs because I knew it? Possibly, But dick hairs can go hot. Sometimes dick hairs can

sometimes reach the belly. But I saw this literally. Sometimes you can see dick hairs from a nigga wearing basketball shorts. Bro maybe having a little happy trols on today. Belly button dem as dick hairs. If it's lead down to the dick is dick hairs. So you ain't never seen a happy trail. You saw Dick here. Probably stomach was connected to your pubs and Dick here. What's the problem? He was covering his dick broke come you were being really judging? What does she reply? That's what I want

to know? She it was a lot. She was like, damn, but damn, I can't stay damn because that's your nigga. But it was it was giving what he looked good? What's the problem is not like I want to I wanted to share him. I was just like, mom, look how fine my nigg is. Anyways, what's this reminds me of that? What's the problem on TLC where she was like, no, you're doing a lot because they don't know. They don't put together. My mama recorded me. I showed my mama

sex tape. I didn't show my mom's I didn't show my MoMA video me sucking dick. But I did just say, look how fine he looked in the light. I like the light, that's all. I just want to see people just because you want to be in the dog bit her ni ugly. I don't want to see none of him niggas that she know. You can't even brag about them ugly news what I was bragging about my fine fun what I would Yeah, her men be ugly, so there's nothing to show off. I think she likes their personalities.

What well. Anyways, speaking of penis, I want to get into a hope fact you guys may find quite interesting. I want to explain why the penis is mushroom shape. Oh wow, you ready for some scientifical ship. So way back when experts believe the penis evolved to become a quote unquote tool with a rich to remove the seamen

of love rivals. The theory behind this is quite simple. Basically, men wanted to ensure they are the one who carries on their lineage and wins out in pregnancy, survival of the fitness and all, and we kind of talked about

this with how sharks actually being. Professor Gordon Gallup from the State University of New York led a team of scientists to investigate the anatomy of the human this and it's used back in two thousand three, and they found the thrust of the penis and the ridge that separates the head from the shaft could actually help clear a woman's vagina and reproductive system of previous lover's spermus, meaning a new partner would have removed meaning a new partner

would remove any competition and replace his own semen. They tested their theory in the lab with latex penises and model vaginas. It's given that time that guy wanted to eat the come out of me. That's that is not and that's gross. It is gross. It's really gross. But when he said that best sounds just like this is

why y'all need to be using condoms anyways. So anyways, a longer penis would not only have been an advantage for leaving semen in a less accessible part of the vagina, but by feeling and expanding the vagina, it also would aid in at the displacement of semen left by other males as a means of maximizing the likelihood of fraternity, and then it just says what other penis shapes are there? Um, And to be frank, there are actually many different kinds

of penis shapes. However, fellas, if you're listening and you have that mushroom head that we love so much, just know, if you're sucking on ho that let's everybody not inside of her. If you have a bigger mushroom, that means your seamen may be able to beat all the lived seems. That's this is what the science said. Okay, that's it.

And also there's a whole another article that I'll probably talk to you all about, but basically there's a reason the penis mushroom shape have left to the evolution of cheating as well. So just know there's a lot of research if you want to look up why men have mushroom shaped penises. And also, ladies, if your man has a mushroom shape penis, it may mean he's cheating on you. Literally,

that's what the scientists said. And so since y'all motherfucking bitches believe in science so much, this is what they say. I love the mushroom talkers always the sound. I like it because I just like, like, I don't really like going all the way down the shaft. I just really like the mushroom ship, so I like, then I'll go down with my tone. Then I go to the balls and ask. You know, I just really like going to

the balls and ask. But I like to be You think you have a butt fetish because you like wait, but I do. But it's weird because it's not like I like boy but but for real, for real, for real, I like it's like I like the boot all. I really just like the doll. I like to play with it and I like to just I think I just like penetrate it, which is crazy because now I'm in a skip real quick, we're gonna come back to the

horrible decision because we're talking about it. But the whole mail is actually from a man and he actually just asked the Savings that question is you? He said, I'm a black man with a big booty, and I was wondering, do many women like a man to have a big butt? Signed jay Um and what's crazy? That's why I answered that way too ironic well, does anyone ever grabbed your butt? Do you think I like like, I like to grab it. But I don't need a man to have like a

plump ass. I don't need a cut an arch. I don't like you to be saucy. I mean, I'm fine if you have a flat ass. I just like ass like, I don't care about the shape of a man as I only slap ask for fun me too. It's like a good game sport. But I all seems to be a basketball player, So it's like, maybe maybe that's why I grew up slapping ass? Like what many jobs? I was a basketball player. I played volleyball. I was gonna do this. I did tell how she used to be

in the mission was it was a missionary. I did also play volleyball, basketball, shot put. I was on the step team. I played the violin. I worked at quiz nos. I was a bartender. I was an accountant. I had many lives. Anything else, wheezy, do you think you missed one? Oh? I missed the ton because I know which is when you missed. I worked at a call center. Wait what else? Wait, my dick sucking ass? What you was all? That was a job that isn't I mean slightly that was a

job I account slightly. It was a job for leader sports. I was a cheerleader step team. He was not no cheerleader or step I do not believe it was Chain Lakes Middle school home middle school for cheerleader. Wait, what what do you do in high school? Team? I was step team? Me too. I still don't believe that. How could you not leader step team? You? First of all, bitch, because you was in white areas. I didn't know them schools even had step teams. You are bugging the funk out.

I'm serious, Like, I'm just saying you went to more white schools they were was at them schools? Man? I didn't know saying the lake, I didn't know there was enough schools Johnson there was enough because they have a step team. My bad. Let's see a step debate. And then where was the other ship? And that was it? And I was in chess club? And I was in f c A and I was in f f A. Hm, I was your Farmers of America? Who was the thing

that got me out early? I was in that that know that I was just a part of that was all there credit, That's what I well, know I had a job. I gotta leave school at twelve to go work ship. I didn't have a job. I had two jobs, my junior answering you this is a pizza place? Oh no, taking pictures. Then I was a sugar baby. Then I worked at that strip club for one day. Then I worked at white House black Market for a long time? What did you do at a strip club? For one?

That was supposed to be a waitress at Rachel's and a popka and it wouldn't work out because I didn't like it. Why because they just were making me feel uncomfortable. They were or you just felt good the staff really like and that's why I named them like they just made me feel super weird, like I don't know, they were like doing some weird like the way they were talking to me, it was kind of pervy, like they just didn't treat it like a business. Okay, didn't like that?

Then what else? Why has black market? That was a while because that's when I had the ankle bracelet and I had a hide that was terrible. And then I worked for company for damn York shoot seven years. I moved me to New York and then um, I was a hole at that time as well, Umo, your whole life. Yeah, really much, very all of it. Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, the horrible decision kind of adds on to what we were

talking about in the beginning of this episode. So I wanted to really have the conversation with now that we are both single and out of a relationship, have been through our whole phase. I still think you in it, but nonetheless, um, I wanted to know if you kind of had a clear idea of what you want out of a partner and who you show up as, like what you bring to the table, what you want a man to bring to the table, and if you go on a first date, what are you looking for? Like,

do you know? Because I mean, you've been talking about the one nigga you met from dream Bille. You talked about like about that was the hood nigga. You've been talking about scientists nigga. You want all these niggas, but they're also different. So do you even really know what you want? I don't think. Um. Let's start with the first. Lambo is definitely back with his baby. Mama had a problem for me. We do that was coming bitch. You were talking about he just moving to Atlanta to be closer. No,

but they are. They are together, but still trying to get this pussy though that naked fucking because his baby mama listen to the fucking podcast. Bro, you trifling. I didn't you trifling? Oh you trifling bitch. Whatever, we're still giving the pussy now, Okay, this is a lot of interested Okay, over it all right, But like if he wants to take me hones stuff, so he gotta feed

you first and then you'll give him a copy. We just have a lot of fun together, So you can just take me to the dealers table and I'll give you this pussy drug dealers. Just what you just said, Well, if you took me out first, bro, to be honest with you, I'll be buying tables now. So it really don't FaZe me. I mean take me out like making it a thing. I like when men like give me a nice plan night. You know what I'm saying, it's called dating either in the date too, if he would

this baby mama, it's not called dating. I think I sto with my friends on sid Alright, alright, so I'm saying all of these things. I don't really know where it's going. Right, okay. But what I know is they're giving me enough to keep me interested and locked in, okay, And I feel like there are people that could be

around which is keeping them around with Lambeau. I do think I maybe even said, like I kind of even talked about in the beginning, like you would have an expiration date, and I knew it it was fun, right. These other gentlemen not so much. I do find them to be someone that could be you know, oh boy

from material or that are lifelong friendships. I don't know, do you have those conversations like like, first off, because you just got out of a relationship though in your thirty one and you also just talked about wanting marriage, wanting kids? Are you dating with intent? Are you dating like on a date? Like? Do you all have conversations about what you want out of partnership? So? Um? I think what the scientists do. We definitely talked about that a lot. Like know, we talked about like a lot

of if this happened, dada da da da um. But he's just if he pro choice too. I'm just asking in case there's another plan B story. Yeah, okay, we all agree on that, all right, that's good. Good to hunt and now one plan of story and it was a new year, Like anyway, what a way to start out the year. But for real coming in with the bank um literally coming uh no. But he just is that type of person, whereas like the other person I'm talking to is just a little more slow and like,

but if they ask you what do you want? Do you have an answer to that? Like, because all of them are so different, Yeah, I want a boyfriend. I just don't know if it's you, Okay, would you would you have a relationship? Like again, now that we just got out of both of us just got our relationships, what did you like about the last relationship? Like? What from your last relationship would you want to keep? In a eventu way, when I say I want a boyfriend, I know some people may think, like, oh my god,

but you just got out of a relationship. I still am not the girl that's like, And I think it's just like I'm obviously like dumb emo, Like I've never ever not wanted a boyfriend. I'm a relationship girl, do I want to? Like? The only thing I'm changing this time around is I'm having less pressure and expectations and I'm just like letting things flow, but um, well not you.

And also last year I had so much trouble with obey and depression that I kind of felt like I almost was preparing for this and I didn't even know it because things were just feeling off. Um, and my attraction to other people in a more intense way kind of was a hint. I don't saying, like even b d D, Like that's what That's what I was gonna ask too, because b d D was someone that you really had emotions for, but he wasn't open to the lifestyle.

So because you in Old Bay were somewhat in the lifestyle with an open relationship, is that something you would do again seeing how it ended? Or like would you want to go back to mere? Like all I need is to be able to suck bitches with the next ni, which is what I was doing. The reason I think it was easier to date to like date two dudes was because I was truly bi coastal it like you know what I'm saying, like, and I was feeling really lonely and I didn't get it. Now I've got more friends, Like,

would you do another throuble situation? Like based on how that no, you wouldn't do that again. I was in love with her. I'm never going to be in love with another woman like that. You can't say that. I'm probably not. You said you believe like you you told

me you've had more than one soul mate already. Yeah, but like the feelings that I felt for her were very, very intense and different, and like I could just say, like even when I'm walking down the street now, I look at bitches for their body and like their attractivity more than I do thinking what they'd be. Like when I'm attracted to girls and I'm having conversations, it's never more than that. Like she was a one off of a partner. I don't see that happening again, but if

it did, I would be down for a trouble. But I'm also very now I realized possessive. I was possessive of both of them. You just noticed that, like like just now, like I want you to have like this year. When I say you've been listening to our show the last six years that we've had, you're just really feeling change a lot. And it's also a very difficult thing to say, because I'm a possessive person that also doesn't care if you fux someone else. Okay, okay, hear me,

that's wild to everyone listening. All I could say is I don't think that fucking other people necessarily means that you don't love me. When I say possession, like, I want your heart, I want all of that, right, And so I say that to say in the Throuble, I kind of think I would struggle the second time around if I did it in who I felt like that for? Right?

And then do you truly believe that anyone like like in Throubles, you do like one person more than the other, Like because you've dated, like you've had the two boyfriends, you've had the girlfriend and the boyfriend. Have you ever felt like you truly had the same amount of love

for both people or together? Really? But when you were a part, you knew you liked one more than I was just leaning on one more than the other, Like I would call one of them more than the other, I would like, maybe fantasize about one more than the other, But when we're together it was so even. What about what the guys that I'm dating right now? No? Yeah, no, Like when you had like old Bay and b D D. They both drove out a love for you, did you

love one more than the other? They felt very like this would be my person forever and b d D felt new and exciting um, but also was showing me things that really helped me realize old Bay wasn't going to be the person for me. I made um like, honestly, they was a liar, you know, And I had talked about himlying we were together, and I would laugh about it, but like it was a very like ridiculous lie. You

didn't you know what I'm saying. So knowing that it could be easy to tell the truth and I wouldn't have to drag it out of them, and knowing how much it was weighing on me, and it seems like, you know, I think people may listen to our show and think, oh, well, y'all let these things go out there and do these things, so you you should expect these things to happen. I feel like people believe that,

I really do. I think they think when you're a liberal woman that's letting your man fucking have a good time in their life and like sexually explore that you should not deserve being cheated on. If they even understand what that means, but you should expect it and I don't. I still felt feel to this day. I feel like I was such a great girlfriend and gave you the space and gave you the openness and warmness to be honest with me, and you just never chose to do it.

I don't think that I deserved lies. I don't think I made that confusing at all. So I'm tired of that narrative. And I believed until BBDD that it was just something I had to deal with, damn anything, Like you just thought you had to deal with being with a person that was a liar. I just was like, he just doesn't get how this open relationship works. He just doesn't know how to tell the truth with it.

But I thought because he's doing it the right way, right, he wasn't falling for girls, he never put them over me, still made time for me over like family, ship, putting me first, doing everything he needed to do. He's just lying. That lie is so small when I allow him to do this. But he literally couldn't tell me when he was gonna do ship because of whatever was in his head. And that, to me was the baseline of why I

made it open. Honestly, it's funny because I think my problems why I don't want to do that, And see, my problem wasn't even honesty or lies as much as it was to me. I think insecurity. And I know that we talked about like how are you able to deal with multiple people without jealousy? And I mean we talked about jealousy just being a natural thing. But I thought that mix was just so secure and I was just like, oh my god, this is perfect. I'm dealing

with such a confident person and there's no issues. And the longer we were together, the more people we brought in. Even in terms of friendships, he started getting jealous of my friends. Like he literally text me and was like, yeah, like you know, I just started feeling like you were distancing yourself more and more, like how often you were with Assante And I was like my gay ass homeboy. But it was like, I don't I'm not seeking other men from you, but like NIGGI you don't like reality TV.

I really like reality TV, and you're over my house so much that we don't watch it. I enjoy that with my friend Assante. It's not like an intimate thing. And I think maybe because he knows I'm just open to everybody. I think he viewed everyone, including my friends, as lovers even when there wasn't sex, And I think that that's where it was, Just like I think it's not lovers. I think it's more of like something they

can't provide you like this. Yeah, but we all know that no one is perfect, no, I know, but I know, like I think there are people that want you to experience everything with them. You know what's interesting. I think about Alex a lot in this scenario. When I get a man understood who then it gets to me if I fell asleep in a at his house, he never thought I was working that nig like we we have both been very fortunate, Alex and I both to date

people that understand our friendship. I've been thinking about, like how to funk would someone be jealous of a sante like And it took a long time, A long time for him to really believe Dustin wasn't on my team, Like he met Dustin Dustin party and came out with us so much. He really thought, in mind you, every time I post Dustin on my Instagram, everybody think me and Dustin fucking and I'm like, yes, he's a beautiful man, but god damn no, like that's not the same team.

So like that's what I'm saying, Like that's only because he knows you're fucking you're the person you're with. I'm and y'all, I really believe this. The person you're with knows who you'd fuck, who you'd want to fuck. I would watch Old Bay with Niggas with Drezs and he was looking at me. He'd be like, Oh, it's so crazy, because yeah, it was so funny. He never thought anything like we would be in bed when when Joe would like be face time and me when like years ago

when I was on uh the network. He never felt away about me being around Joe. He like dropped me off at Joe's house for his birthday party. Never anything about him. But I'm like, what you worried about my gas homeboys? Like he knows that's the nigger you'd be attracted to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dustin's fine, but like calm down, like that's my fucking friend. But it's it's just weird. So to me, it's the jealousy that I think going

into another either swinging or open relationship. We would have to be very very clear on what things are you insecure about what things would bother you because also outside of maybe other lovers, my friends are priority. My friends come first. I'm not one of them bitches that get in a relationship and then just stop working with my friends. Not that way. Like my friends are. I make time in my life for them. You have to be accepting

of that. So I think that that's a problem, like knowing that with like it's it's the same as if we date somebody with kids, right, kids come first, maybe family mom comes first. We're always gonna be three or four in in some man's life. A lot of men expect to come in and be number one because a lot of women make them that you are probably four or five in my life. You're after my work, You're after my friends, family after work, you know what I mean.

You're after working, you're after my friends. So a lot of men, probably niggas after my friends, mainly because I'm going and trickle my home girl. You gotta meet my home girl, because I think people do put a little too money for one, if you're spending so much time with your friends that your person can't find time to be with you alone, or you're constantly inviting friends out, and that was me. I. He literally started saying that.

He was like, I just feel like every time we go out, someone pops up or I'm pulling up on you with your friends. And that was like, okay, you said, what did I like about my last relationship? Old Bay? And I were very good at that. You would literally call me and be like, Yo, we're going to dinner tonight. I was thinking we can go to the box or we'll go a party, like are we inviting niggas or not?

Like is it me? And you like? He was very good, and then I started doing that later once I issue, I was like, we can proba be friends, like bro, I don't well, which is now a problem when a bitch. When when a bitch broke up with a nigga to let him know, all my friends are cut off too. I know you hung out with us and you thought they was your friends, but they was and they my friends and my friends they're not your gonna tell you right now, don't bring your niggas around me if you like,

I'm just gonna be bored. My niggas not boring though, like all of my friend I'm saying, would ask yo, bring that nigga, bring that nigga around. I'm bored because I Bro, I don't engage to say I want to be alone. BRO. Like to be honest with you. I work a lot, and I live in two different places. I work a lot. It's too much going on, Like I want to fucking connect. I like that. Should we do that in the house. When I'm outside, we're drinking,

We doing picklebacks everybody, anybody, let's do drugs? Oh, I'm sorry all the friends was about it to the sex club. I feel like all of my friends have now seen me fuck, including just a lot of people. I've invited a lot of people like that. I've been like, yea, I would have had a lot of layup time with niggas. I really don't. I'll be dating busy niggas too, so when we have time to go out together. That's why

I was perfect. My niggle Mike was retired. That's I think I only need I might need to retirement home niggas. I need a nigga with nothing else going on, and he could be available with I mean, you have money, so trauvel, let's travel, Let's go out to eat like no, I that was That's literally what he started telling me. He was like, he thinks I needed somebody that was doing as much as me, And I was like, absolutely not. I don't want to, nigga it we both gotta work

around our schedule. You might be thinking, like I think you'd be surprised if you met someone that was I don't know. That ship is a fucking turn on, bro, Like I love meeting. I'm busy enough for the two of us that I love that, and then it makes it all the more special. Well, he did all the ship he had to do when I was in middle school and high school still, and nigga was he wanted to be when you no, no, don't do that. It ain't gonna it ain't gonna be that old and it

ain't ever gonna be white bitch, not never. All right, let's get to the homemail. Well that was a homemail. We talked about it already with the male booties. What's our time? How long? We? Oh so were good? We good y'all? Anyways, let's go ahead and get up all out of here. We have some thanks to do um. Anyways, as you guys see behind me, there is horrible decisions merch make sure you go to r hive dot comb and get your We also have some new Patreon designs

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The horrible decision this week is weird sex terms. And it's because I'm also trying to figure out a way to bring back fucking Kink of the Week or some other thing that we can do. But I'm trying to I know, well, I ended up coming across an article that had weird sex terms, and basically it would be terms that when said, you might have no fucking idea that it's even related to sex. So some of the notable mentions, um would be a pearl necklace. Pearl necklace.

We had an episode where we talked about that you would know that that it even has to do with uh sex unless you trouble butter trouble. But I had to Urban Dictionary that one trouble burdle is another one scat play that's something Golden showers and of course peggy, um. But I wanted to get into. I found these other four terms that maybe we've talked about, But again these are terms that maybe you will hear and you would have no idea what the funk they're talking about. So

one being felching. Felching, you'se spelching in a sentence like if you just would would think felching was a regular term, what do you think felching would mean? If it didn't mean me and my daughter we go up to the Hampton's location, we'd love to do a bunch of felching. You know, it's just an old Okay, So felching to youth sounds like a sport. Cool. Um felching. No, to felch is to suck up semen out of an orifice.

For instance, sorry, guys, selch me that? Um nope. For instance, someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and then suck their own semen out of the anus with their mouth. Then they may or may not swallow it. So it would be mayor give you an option. Yeah, it would be basically kind of like what are your cream pies? So felching is the act of what a cream pie is? Oh wait, no, that is you're coming in So felching would be eating the cream pie. That is the I

did that. So that's the verb. That's what felching means that. So eating ejaculante out of an orifice is what felching is. Not ejaculate, girl, she said eating exactly. Do you watch Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, we don't watch anything the same. Larry David, that's the best show of all time. Larry David. Davy Smooth is in his house and he basically found

come on the sheet. He's like, we need to have a talk because there was ejaculate and he goes ejacutely it was exactly, and he's like like, come, we'll just say come Larry. Oh my goodness was so funny. Another term again, I would like for you to use it in a sentence without it being a sex term. Docking. That's I feel like, that's easy, the dick doc docking the boat. We're bullying. We're doing, right, Is it like Marny like when you docking in, I don't know, I'm lost? Yeah, right,

you're super lost. So docking is also a sex term. Um Docking is when to uncircumcised eyes people with penises get together. Um. So the first pulls his foreskin back and holds it while the second stretches. There's open and outward as far as possible over the head and shaft of the other partner's penis um. This is frequently asked if this act is real impossible, and the response is um,

with enough imagination and determination, most things are. It's like a Chinese finger trap, as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um. So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what they're talking about. I did hear some gays say some really funny ship as I was walking up on the call I had with you, And I've never heard someone say this before, and I just want

to make it wasn't. As I was walking up to my apartment door, I tripped and these two gang niggas walking by, and he goes, oh the baby or the baby or or what was it they were? They were kicking bitch. I'm sorry. I'm watching Cabaret right now, so you know where she said double homicide. For Johnson's Cabaret, she went into They ended up fighting later on in the episode, and she went into the confessional was like