Ep 267: Not Even to Save Your Mom? (Ft. Supa Dupa Humble)

and uh it seems to be going viral. Can you tell a little bit that's a little bit about your podcast starting how people came to know you word. Um, so, I'm actually an artist. I make music and um I was doing that for like for years and then last year I decided to just take a break from the music. And uh, that's people about sucking dick on the street. No, I didn't start there. So my my boy, uh, my boy, I was working with Danny. He gave me an idea.

He was just like, yo, you should go to Tom Square and asked people like what kind of point they watched And I was like, that's because the music is super vulgar, but it's fun. So it's like the music version of the show before we get out of here, you're gonna give us a freestyle of some nasty Voger ship. Probably not, but damn come home man. But it's so good. So yeah, we we did two episodes, went to tom Square. I asked people about their favorite porn genre that did well.

But I was so focused on the music. I was just like, yo, it quickly fell off. The guy I was filming it, he didn't want to do it, So I was like, all right, cool, and last year August I decided to just pick it back up and just run with it. So have you ever been stopped in the street like, um, like for permits or anything? Permits? No? So I recently started doing man on the street stuff. That's what it's called for my TV show, And I'm

not going front. I had no idea, Like you have to block out the time and day if you have a crew out there, like you gotta be really low key about the ship, like you have to make sure that the city knows that you're gonna be there ship like that, right, So mind you, I'm doing Outlander ship like you too. I'm like, have you ever sucked a dick from the back? And like policea turning around and like the camera you gotta show them like no, we can be here from five to six, thank you, Like

it's a whole fucking thing. But with yours, I'm like, your ship is so fucking wild, somebody gonna see your grass one day. My ship is super low key. Um, I don't have a cruise, just two of us out there, and for the most part it's it's quiet. It's not people sign like consent forms um no, but we usually do like on on the video, feel like you can happen for the White Dud they got pissted on Which one was that? Which one was that? I mean, I

don't know. I'm sorry. They may not. They may have been on binary, but there was a person they went to a dungeon, got paid on saw that. Oh yeah, he was like, there's a lot of fluid around. That was fun. What do you think is the wildest ship you've heard since doing your show? When I heard so, it's probably there's a few. It was probably that story about the DUNGEI And there was another one with the girl that the girl that she was serious. I don't

know either. That was the wild ass ship, Like what would your ex have to do to make you so fucking angry that you fuck one of his parents. I can tell you right now. Let me elaborate what I actually can tell you right now. Who decided to go fun that old white bitch named Maggie. No, no, wait, there's more. What I'm saying is that's not just nothing.

The nigga kept lining in line, in line for years, and then it all unfolded on pat And the reason there's a Patreon episode called He's Dead to Me Because he's dead to me a white woman, Maggie, So you would suck his mama or daddy because he funked the white woman one hundred, not just the white one. White women he did not know seven hundred. I say probably. I mean, would you happened about five boyfriends? Why you had him? To excuse me? He asked a proper question,

is was Maggie fire? That was really why I was upsetting? Would you admit if she was fired? Broke? He had mad bitches that was fired, mad bitches that was fired? But bitches? He cheats on me with this. Why but you said seven seven hundred of them? How many were fired? Every ex girlfriend he's had was a battye? Okay? What he does is decide like funk with these girls that are just really bottomed. You know what, can I ask because we got two men in the room, I don't

understand why. Okay, but also a good look, but also way way await because maybe there's something there's maybe there's a logic to it clearly beyond they got cheated on. So here we go. Why do men cheat down? When they do cheat instead of cheating up? See? Are you getting your numbers off? Like? What is I don't think they care about that. I don't really think it's numbers off for me. I mean, I don't cheat. I would think that it's because of accessibility. I don't cheat. Maybe

it's just like something quick to get. It's just like a new pussy thing. Yeah, exactly. So you don't care what the body or face looks like attached to it's me. I'm just saying it might be that what's it called that? It can just be that they know they're just easy to get. That's it. He looks like he got a girl off of an extra of Dawson's creaker. You know what, don't tell me they look like oh girl on Handmad's tail. That is one of the ugliest lead character. White women.

I don't know, white girl that was in his uh in his house. It's just like they'll have something like titties or as they'd be like, I'm like, that's all they really need for the pussy? Do you need? Just

with something to lose too? For me, that's another thing, you know what I'm saying, Because if I go out somewhere and people know that you're my man in because I'm out here and we fucked bitches together, you can't also be the same niggative fucking girls like that, Like nah, because when you fuck bust downs, it makes me look like my man will take anything, and I won't take anything.

So it's just not working for me. See that was weird because for me with my relationship, like we would go to sex clubs, right, and we also just knew that we both had different like taste in women, Like I knew even some of the women he dealt with in the past, and I knew that I was an anomaly. I looked like none of the girls he always wanted to suck in the clubs, and I looked like none of them. Having a different look doesn't mean you're not beautiful now they were to me, they were my type.

I feel like that. And again, but it's different from them being a floor. But it's also why it looks so subjective. I don't know if to me, his site was just different. I didn't even wanna. I don't even want to suck they titties. I was like, I didn't want to suck their girls. That's sounded like a basic what a basic one. I wouldn't have sucked they did. You wouldn't even suck they titties because we in the sect club. You're really beautiful. I'm making out with you,

I'm stroking you, and I'm gonna eat your pussy. The girls that he liked, that's why we always would just part ways, like you go that way, I'm gonna go find my girlfriend for tonight. I just I like black girls. I mean the same. But I think the other issue too for me is like if I continually find out you fucking white bitches, like at this point when here they there was like an Indian one time there was

the exotical, like the white euro type of bitches. But that's because we also be an intercept w I mean, see, I think that when you have someone that keeps cheating you with the same type. You know what I'm saying, You're like, what are you doing? And it's you mean like when white when black men, especially of his caliber, are fucking when white girls consistently over and over and over,

I'm like, you've given stuff, Like what's going on? Like you must want this proximity to them at some point, Like I don't want to hear that they're easier ship anymore because I got plenty of black home girls as fine as fun and hose, So what the fund is going on? Probably he probably into race play stop not giving may no. If I found out he was playing runaway slave, would you be mad at that? We would go right now and being like delete all love it

from the black effect, take that nigger's name out. You would be mad if you found out he was he wanted to be a slave and called die him nigger. What do you think he would allow that? Actually, I'm not gonna I don't think he would. I don't think he would. But at the same time, I can't understand how you keep going back when you let you let something slide, when you horny, It's like how many times you told him not to touch your hair. Maybe that's it because they're here to be done and then white

girls will let you suck it up. Okay, it ain't about he's telling him not to touch my hair because I always got knotless. So we cool because I know he's probably stick of the braids a little bit. You think every time I'd come home on a sew and he'd be like, yo, you switched it up. Probably looked like that, bitch Sarah. That's probably why you like um. Anyway, let's get into the icebreaker questions I have for you. So number one, I feel like this is super easy

and you may have heard it before. Would you suck a dick to save your mom? Absolutely not? My mom got you die? You said your mama gotta die? You really wouldn't suck a dick to save your mama? Like what about if you just had to like spit on it and liken listen, I will help them kill her? Yea, Yo, you gotta chill. You have got the chill that would know.

I'm gonna know I live with that. Wait wait wait wait wait, I'm wait wait wait wait wait wait what if why did you come There's no one wouldn't you come up with this question, Bro, she got that ship for me? This ship you don't remember that I was about it was appropriate since you've asked the question before, maybe well we should insert the clip later. But your man said he would do anything for his mom, so you would not. I would not. And I love my mother to death. She means a round of me. But

you don't love your mother to death. You would kill all right, here's another question. What about if we completely removed the masculinity from it and you suck the dick from someone that had genitals, that was a penis, but it was a baddie. No, no, all right, what about would you get show sick dick sucked? What about your ask? Eight? Oh yeah, so am no no about a girl. No, we're not talking about no sex stuff with man. No, no women. You gotta watch you got no, you gotta

watch this Netflix dot. So I just started watching it. But it's about a serial killer who was really into sodomy and this uh, he had a guy over his house. They were playing pool, the other guy, the other friends left and he was like, I'll be right back, sat him down in front of porn, came back, click click, gun to his head. Literally just to see psychologically what he would do. This was how he got off and he was like, either you suck my dick or I suck yours. Pick one and he was like no, and

he literally sat and the guy started crying. He was like, man, just just joking and started laughing. Nigga fell asleep, woke up. There was a knife to his neck while he was filling his side and was like, I'm gonna test you again, like let me suck your dick or you suck mine, and was literally putting these niggas like what about if you died? What have a nigga put a gun to your head and said, I'm blow your brains out if you don't suck my dick. Sorry. It was also Serial

Killer Ships Netflix. No, you crazy. I wouldn't. I wouldn't head out to the neck, Lucia, I want to go to the knife stage. Uh so I'm to make it my cousin had to leave Jamaica. Maybe they don't do I mean I don't do that. They don't do I get it now, like it's deep rooted. Okay, we'll move on, we get we get where this is going. Next question, this is our favorite one of horrible decisions to ask. Guess suck toes or eat ass? Oh? Ship? Um? Both? But you like both of them? You like feet? Yeah?

What kind of feat you like? This? Ain't even nasty? Do you like when they're like long and you could like suck them? Like? Um, this I can't give you? Like what kind you're like a whole foot in your mouth or like toe to toe? Toe to toe? You know what that's similar to what you have? One to your mouth? Yeah? Specific now we're eating. Ask doesn't need to be shower fresh or you're just a nasty you

don't give a fuck. It depends and all it is if it's like you know, if it's my shorty could be at the gym, not the way that coffee came out of me this morning, you would not. It could be out the gym. No, no, no, if you took a ship, I'm not about to eat your aster. You take a ship, but you don't know that obviously it ain't gotta be shower first. Have you ever seen little two particles? She knows, so you've never seen tissue particles?

When you went down dingle berries? No? Do you ever taste a little v because I feel like I tasted a little people, I tasted a little for show. I feel like eating a little pussy. Have you it's a little it's a little taniny. You've never tasted people. I mean if even in a sex club, I ain't taste. No, had to be the sex club. That was it. If you ain't pussy and cheat, you know, because most of the other girls, I feel like a pussy is like at the pool or like we were doing some extravagant

just drunk wild party. Ship, he tasted like chlorine puss. I watched Andy sweit in her mouth at a pool. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I like, I like sing with bitches bottom and we were on it. I mean, granted it was a sex club, Colorine killing all the giants, that's what Colorine. Do believe? I've heard this bitch say so much. Ship. When I saw her put that foot in ther mouth, I said, bro, we are six years into this show, ain't that. What's a little ass in

a little to you don't know what? Like I ate as in front of twenty five people like you, actually as it was my ex that was held yes at the sex club, and put my face right and in the whole room around us watched what's like the most amount of people you eat as in froom. I mean, if I like Weld's selling out two Knights back to back, imagine if you put your face in the ass like we could do great. Actually you've probably done that. You'd

be doing a lot, but you ain't. You drank titty milk out of a bitch of titty like that a strangers titty. She was like, is it warm? Let me see yet. I don't think I stuck it out the nipple. It was frauded. So you were fraud I don't know. You let everyone know. Look, I just could not believe it was hot. I know, but like I know, we know this now, but as a first timer of like tasting restment, I was like, holy sh it, that was the number one thing I remember. It was like warm,

like your coffee was mice cubes. That's the best form of milk. Maybe because honestly, from all the molly I did when I was raving back then, I feel like it might bring back some cognitive ship give me up. No, the titty milk the old mill came in doing ship bitch. I forgot we had to record today. You didn't know what oh, I didn't forget that I was early therapist me. Oh no, I just she didn't remember. I told her last therapy session that we had this record. That's not

nasty to me. No, I mean, like would say it's nasty. So like freaking freaking freaking thing I did, would you considers freaky? Um, that's right, that's regulars. Definitely not you know what I mean, that's regulars. But I mean I den'd to view a lot of people, so be like yo a lot Sometimes people like yo people freaky is funny, though, I mean it is kind of freaky. So and I shared that I do want to suck uh daddy and a son. But I did two brothers, um, and one

of them I actually took the virginia. Yeah, that was why I thought you lost your virginity to him. You took his virginia. I took his virginity. And you know, no, no, no, no, I sucked him separately, which is crazy because I thought, you know, they brothers, they got to be hanging the same nupe one was really one was much smaller than the other. This sounds mad, Yeah, you don the sky blue is your sweatshirt? G I damn it new York.

Some women don't like, you know, super big. I'm not gonna like a lot of my friends like small dicks. They do not small, know they say small a medium? Can you take that? Ain't nobody this big? I want to do it. You wouldn't do it? No, if if you right now, I give you all the money on my account. I cannot deep know you know what. But I like him big, like I like what. I just want to feel full. I don't like when it feels like there's a room to go. No, I've never seen you, Latino, dude.

I dated the one that left me for Jesus. His dick was about this girl like a coke can. That's how he's calling coke can. And it was like really hard to put in my mouth. But I loved trying. Now I'm not gonna lie. I don't like sucking big dicks. Hate it. But y'all hurt now what we're doing, and I feel like I ain't doing nothing, So I feel like a little bitch. So no, but it's like I like to big dicks, but I ain't stuck in a big dick. I'll go I'll just go straight down to

the balls and just stroke that thing. I ain't hurt my bidle one to save your mom's life. D P or DV, that's not gonna save you gonna do either one without mama life on the line. What do you mean to say? What like you need more context from your mom's life. You said you wouldn't suck a dick. Would you do a DP with a girl? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, girl, but you'd have to DP, so is me and another guy? Yeah, oh yeah. Would you do a DV double vaginal to save the life of

your mama? Then dick is gonna be rubbing? Oh my god, you ain't gotta put one in your mouth this time. Yeah, but it's still it's a little oh you know what DP. You're gonna feel it anyway because yeah, yeah, but it's a different separate holes barrier, separate holes, it's separate holes. Fine, there's there's yeah, double vaginal. Seen it? He did interview some more so you ever had no I've never had two men at the same time. I've had DV with

a toy. Yeah wait was he was? He big? It stretched me open, bitch, But I used my little deal though I didn't use like the big deal though but little was it. I liked it was cool. It was probably more on mental fee. Yeah it was. It was a lot of work. You like, you have to relax so they can slipping out. No, not that it's slipped out. You gotta relax just for it to go in. Yeah, I don't know my legs like, I feel like it

was cute. You know, I'm not going to front. I had sex recently with someone Neil and condom did It's been It's been like a minute since I've had sex with a big dick with a condom. I'm like, this, nig, you're gonna take a my pussy drive bro, Like I was like, you just gotta have loop. No, No, I know, but I know it dick was gonna be big. He's just like real chill and like timid. Those we don't ones with the big dick, I know, and that should have knew it was the ones that don't talks. When

I saw it, honestly, I laughed a little bit. I'm already you left it like, look you chilluck, bro. You know it is always a negative eight pushing person. I should I thought it was gonna be thick. I know it's gonna be big and a little turned. Oh my god, now that sounds painful. First we were already high, so like, you know how your pussy in his wetters. And I was kind of pissed because I was like, damn, I

should be flowing. And I'm really upset because now I have to have this condom, big curve, thick, juicy dick, and now my pussy gonna like it. Ain't talking about ship and you know house. You know he had a big dick because niggas with big dicks know that they need to take your time. I saw his dick. I said, okay, wait wait he stretched out, Okay, I need to stretch me out first. I'm like, give me a moment. I was like, I can't get on top. And he was

like it's cool. Oh yeah, that's the thing. Ain't the big dicks I ain't getting if you just sitting there holding this big dick, just letting it get a few in. Are you okay? And that's big dick talk. I was like, yes, like Lama's class. Like now in the morning, I'm getting brave, right, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna take this dick. So I went in the bathroom and I'm talking about pussy like this, we're gonna get this ship. I did a quick stretch or whatever. Nothing. I tried to bend over. I tried,

I tried, I tried. Now I gotta get a new loop. I don't even really have blue because I ain't had a dick like that in a long time. Really, what's the point, especially when you got super Soaker ship. The dick was too big, it was soaking all the juice up. But now it was the condom. It was the condom, which is the terrible part because now I gotta sit here and figure out, like, do I commit to this big? Of course? You off? Wait what that is the worst of you? I feel like it's it's giving. Maybe you

guys do that in Saint Luke Shake. Unlike the White Holes the old baby Bucket got Shi to lose, bitch nigga want first it was France that I was gonna be the white holes Old Bay was were gonna be hearing that for the next Maggie husband could be watching this, and I hope her asks get caught. How about Dad? I mean they're in Australia, but you never look at you. You're giving the continent. I don't give a funk and them two kids. I hope all that details coming out.

Do you think I care if I'm being this fucking flagrant everything Maggie could get it. I'm not fucking exposing my exit that white baggie let me see ye I'm gone the picture. Yeah, I gotta see if she's trash, but you could she's not trash. You said she bought them. Here's bid forty is like you like Mills? Yeah, I don't really like young Chicken. See, she's rich, so that's probably what's the younger. Maybe it's her money that she

on her boyfriend. Probably like probably the youngest. I probably do like thirty, okay, but that's that's on the young Okay. I'm a lot of I have a lot of guy friends now, even in there like late twenties that won't deal with any women in their twenties. I can't do it. I can't even have a conversation like your youth. You don't see you what you do with that? Yeah? Are you do you want to do? You ain't? Just no new words? All right? This is our Vanilla Ship for

the week. If you've never listened to our show, Vanilla Ship is a sex in the news type story. So I found this on Hollywood Unlocked. A husband created a sex set schedule to satisfy his nine wives. Did you see this? No? I didn't. A Brazilian polygamist who married nine women created a set schedule in order to meet the needs of each wife. He is legally married to one of them, Luanna, and the stabish relationships with eight

other women to protest the country's band on polygamy. So he claims all of them have crazy sexual needs and at any cost he is willing to fulfill them. So at first he had all of the women set up appointments, but then he realized it was difficult because the timetables cause problems because it seemed like it was too much about a schedule, and then not for pleasure, and then sometimes yeah, I ain't gonna nigga who sent me a calendarie link? That's difficult. But also like if you watch

Big Love on HBO, do you remember that show? It was like years ago it came out, but he kind of had and most polygamists have like Monday Tuesday with this wife, Wednesday Thursday or whatever. But he said that when he did the schedule, he would have sex with one wife and think about another wife because it made it too difficult. Rotation became overwhelming. So now he has a go with the flow type arrangement where they can

all be in bed. His wives don't mind sharing. Um, some of them experienced jealousy when he shows favoritism to one person by getting an expensive gift something like that. But the reason that he's able to afford all these wives is because they have an only fans where his wives have exclusive content of their intimate conquest. They have about seventy three thousand dollars in USD that they're making a month from the platform. Good, but wait, between eight people,

that's only less than ten thousand each. But they probably share in one house, so that's where the you think one house is housing nine women depends. Okay, Actually that's fair. That's what I'm saying is well, the only thing good about if they're all close within vicinity, they should all be synced up with periods so at least everybody gets And it's funny you imagine the kids, because here's the thing.

One wife maybe leaving because she said she's letting her jealousy compromise the marriage, but he actually wants to have a child with each of the women. He said he thinks it's unfair to only have children with one or two of them. That Nick Cannon I was thinking about, and I was like, you know what if Nick Cannon said, funk whiling out everything there's maybe got his little side from the franchise and he got to funk all the batties that he got kids with. I would watch it, bro,

and I would pay. I already paid for miss being Nasty. I paid for Lendon the plug mainly because I want to see what Adam's dick looks like. Just just the truth. It's big. It's out there for free to know. I mean, I just like watching, especially when you know somebody and you're like, I can see your penis. I'm I'm gonna pay. And you know, I didn't even think white men had big dicks. They got fat ones. Bro, Yeah, that was interesting and not they don't make it a blanket saman

for white. The one I didn't seen it was fattest. But remember Jeeves, Bro, they still transparent that dick was here. Look like the little thing that come out the dog girls know it. When you got a middle Eastern white one, they got they brown. It's not a Middle Eastern white one. You're talking about a white passing Middle Eastern. That's way different than the Middle. There's no Middle Eastern white spicy white.

Got yo, think about nipples when you funk with white girls, they got pink nipples when you felt with white girls, that would be like spicy white and ship. Don't think up speaking up real quick, war my camera, Benny, Fuck you, Benny. Do you know Benny was shocked to know that I had brown nipples? He's the round nipples, brown nippleson we're fucking black girls. Don't do it? Is like no. Vinny was so shocked that my nipples were not pink because

they were like showing. He was like, do paste he's on? I said no. He was like, oh, I said, those are my nipples. Then he literally looked at me in light when we were just in light, was like, I did not know your nipples were brown? So I was I thought offended. Brown brown are like dark brown. Don't do that. They darker in that little They're darker than that, not brown, they're darker than this table. Yeah, I got like,

so you can actually see diariola? Yes, yes, No, I like when you can't see it a little bit too. So you like white women? No, I mean I like all women. No women. My man tread lightly. Alright, Maggie got the face crazy. You know when they lend into the whole city and you're like, I love that. I forgot that. When it's blends in, it's like I don't have We will not sleep. All right, let's get into the hord derve. Our horrid derve is our sex tip.

We usually throw it to the guest, but um, I do want you to have one to think of it. But I just want to give some tips out to this man that seems to be struggling. This is from a spiritual word Instagram. Someone sent me this. I posted it. People reply, you are disgusting. So this comes from a black man because I did think this was WPS. But no, that's not just white people should he says, and I quote. My girlfriend never seems to wash before I give her oral.

I noticed that every time I go down to my girlfriend, she's a bit ripe. I haven't brought it up because I don't want to hurt her feelings. But this morning she was really really smelly, and I don't mind if it smells a bit funky. In fact, I like it. We were both really into it this morning, so I kept going because she was enjoying it so much. I feel like, because I've never mentioned it, she must think I like it. But this morning it was extra pungent, and she has really big lips m and I noticed

she gets a big grouelie. Does anyone know what gruey is? Grueley is when like It's a term for when you get creamy, like opulation fluid um. But this morning it was like stale piss and a bit like prawns. I felt like it was kind of gross, but I would food. It's giving, it's given hot. I'm not sure what to do, but I was mega turned on. It seems gross, but I'm actually turned on by her so massively, and I love giving her head. And I asked her if she wanted to shower before we do it, but she prefers

to shower after. It's a fair enough argument to me because she has to clean up. She also says she gets around by her own sent which I think is kind of hot, but not sure because I feel dirty when I do it anyway, so I thought this was obviously insane. But let's talk about the nigga that wrote me in Agreeans. He said, I get it. I also like it was a little bit of funk and mustard too, But there are limits, maybe maybe a shower before giving

Oregon mustard is white mustard. But now that he said mustard, it's not giving that. It's the taste of mustard. Maybe he was talking about the cream mix with piss. Oh he's talking about But did he say, have you ever three read it again? He said, mustard smell. Think about when you put when you're squeezing the mustard and you can smell it. That's nasty. That's that'sn't even about mustard. Mustard is white people. Here's what's crazy. Mustard is white people.

Ship if it ain't. If it ain't, I like spicy you mustard. You're half white. This doesn't count for us. But you cannot talk about me when you be talking about mayonnaise and I don't be mayonnaise. And a mayonnaise is good too. I don't know what. It's gotta be a little bit of male, but I like our cream. Now I ain't gonn hold if that's giving Mexican tastes, put it on a taco honey mustard honey mustards. No,

it is not mud mustard's. It's definitely muster a honey is I thought just shut and they just added the honey. I do think it, but I like Dijon. But you know why though, because I've been to France. This is what's going on. I'm so sorry about it. Okay, haven't been to Turks. Yeah, okay, you preferred France over text, you know. I just I just just say we But no, you ain't been a Singapore. You ain't been to Vietnam. You ain't been in Cambodia. Don't let me listen all

the countries that I've been, Saint. I ain't been to South Aroatia, who the past, Nigeria, MISRAELI my dad, Bali, I've been to Tel Aviv and Jerusalem. He should we get it, Bali? Mandy, I think, I think if you going to keep going, Mandy, you live ben Asian chopping on so Japan? Have you been there? Hen on a layover? Anyway? All the hord derve is for me is to teach you how to clean your pussy. I read a thread recently on bathing Um that I thought was very basic.

But I do think we need to go over these tips only because at a twenty year old come up to me at Black on the Black in l A saying that I changed her life and she's been listening to us for three years. That's insane because she was twenty. So I do feel like there are people that have been listening to this show for years and years and years, and maybe we have conversations about things. So I'm here to tell you, first off, okay, embarrassing. I don't care.

I'm thirty one years old. I've had b V before, I've had an east infection before. Things have happened to my body and I didn't know what was happening, So let's talk about it. When I've had b V or anything or any kind of u T I generally it's always come from like in the pool or staying in a web bathing suit. If a bitch goes on a yacht, I'll be like, oh shit, because you're sitting there three days after this. You're sitting in wet underwear right basically,

so it's just moisture being trapped in there. Like these things happen, So there's ways to take care of your body, for one. For me, if you know you've got a sensitive pussy or something like that, and you do you know what I'm saying, it's giving rich nigga. You're jumping on off the boat. Swap it out a little bit, bitch. Put the skirt back on, take the draws off, because your pussy staying dry means that there's nothing, there's no build up creating there, and maybe that's why a lot

of 'all are getting bev in the gym. If I go home, I changed my underwear immediately, so I'm not sitting on the fucking subway with those fucking wet ass what do you panties like? All of that ship sucks up your pH And the older you get, the more you learn how to take care of your body. And luckily I know all about my micro flora when we had Dr Kim come here and shipped like that. But learning about your pussy is a process, so cleaning it for one. For one, open the lips, take your two

fingers and open them up. When you said his girl had big lips, that means you probably have dirt. They can get trapped in there right. If you have any kind of discharge coming out of your pussy. It could probably build up to the inner corner of your lips, so watching the outside is not enough. Make sure you spread them. Also, when you're using soap to clean your pussy, don't shove it up your pussy. If you read any label a vaginal wash, it always talks about the exterior

of your vagina. Self cleaning oven is actually a true fucking thing. But also in cleaning it, it's okay to use just your hands, Like if you're putting a wash cloth to wipe off all of the dirt on your body and then you're going you're like putting it right there the Loofah's like, you just need to make sure it's a clean close if you're gonna use it. But for your genitals, it is okay to use water sensitive

pH wash. Don't put dove, don't put lever, two thousands, don't thousand, don't put that in your It smells if you can smell it, and it smells like flowers and persecuting you put. Don't put in your pists, literally, because if I gonna eat a pussy and it smells like a goddamn fucking bouquet of roses, I'm not eating because roses smell like boo. Okay, but you spread the trash cand with it all want it. I don't like pussy that smell too florally, No, hell no, I want pussy

that smells like See, pussy smells great. So stop being afraid of your own set. All these rappers and all these smells great until it don't. Don't just say smell great, smell great. Still it don't great right now, saving them from getting it to the smell bad. No, that's what I'm saying, the smell bad. And what a lot of y'all don't realize is when you're putting all the flavors and sucking all the extra ship in your pussy trying to get is a smell good. Now you're building a

bacteria that's never been there before. So maybe your pussy smells okay right now, But when that nikka does the test each your pussy and he hits the back, then flower's gonna turn into fish, and we don't want that. Cis it's giving a salmon, not salmans. Well like thee. Now back to the sex stip. Do you have any for ladies that for men men for ladies like it could be anything you can think of that you're really

good at or sex. If you feel like people need to know ship, all I would say is just ladies. Please your nigga. If he likes some ship, do it. Even if you don't like to do it, do it. No, we don't do that kind of fucking advice is that if you don't like to do something, tell your partner doing But I don't want to do that. Here's what I'm saying right fences, Like, some women might not like to suck date for whatever reason, like some they might think is the grading or whatever. But I like my

dick suck. So if we're in a relationship, you should have gotten in a relationship with a woman that don't want to suck your dick if you really just want your like, if you really have a suck like, that's not a relationship with someone that you should have got, not necessarily because did you come from mind? I think you're talking about compromise because I'm gonna be real with you.

I don't know if old they loved to eat pussy, Okay, I feel like he was doing it, but like I know, when niggas can't stop eat my pussy, would I'll be in a car, maybe trying to put their fingers and it sucks. Like niggas love eating pussy. He just wasn't one of niggas. Well. Maybe maybe his tongue got tired from the other seven hundred No, I probably did. All I'm saying is like, obviously, just you know, please your partner.

That's it, because if if you're acting like it's a chore and then it's just gonna make the ship weird. But that's what I'm saying. I think that compromise in the bedroom, Like if there's something that your partner doesn't like, I think that you need to lean into that as well.

Like I'm not going to be with a partner who is telling me the one thing that he really likes I absolutely hate and don't want to do, like because they didn't take the enjoyment from me, and even having sex, and this is gonna make me not want to have sex because I know having sex is gonna tell me doing what I don't want to do. Yeah, but everybody's not gonna align fully my ex to the t. I

think there's a middle ground of this. I don't think you should be doing something that you don't want to do, but like if you have a hard no, that's an though, right, Like from like if it's sucking in the ass, no, but sucking David had to tip in you know what I'm saying, Like if you don't like, ain't on someone like loving, ain't on, Like, don't force you up to do it. But if you're not a fan of did

sucking too much? But you know someone loves it, like I get compromised from short Like, I think that's fair. I think that people should be compromising because sometimes you know, it can be that you'd want to seek it somewhere else because I ain't gonna lie, bitch. The first mouth I had on my pussy after him, I was like, oh, he's gonna like, OK, you just do it. Because he didn't want to do it, you felt insecurity and he never said no or anything like that, so that that

was never the case. I just realized, like, if he knew I didn't want to fuck, that's when you want to eat my pussy. And I was like this, nick, but I'll still take it, you know, and I like and also that's not a complete like I won't get in a relationship with you if it's not your favorite thing on him in you you know what I'm saying, Like you said to me once or to all of us. I guess who listened that you don't really like head

like that? No, so what if a nigga loved eating your pussy, would you let him do it because he loved it? I mean, I don't like. I just don't need it. It's not that I hate it, That's what I'm saying, especially when it's good though, Like it's not like I hate it. Like if there was something I absolutely hate it, like sucking my titties, leave them alone. Oh my god, I hate it so no, like you hate it. I do not like people. And maybe because niggas be out here biting the ship that should be hurt.

And my nipples get really tender, especially like the week before ovulation, dearing, well, dear, and I'm not sucking. But when I'm ovulating, like the whole week and a half before, my tips are really short. Don't touch them. You don't inlation. No, when I'm believing absolutely no period administruation, ovulation, administration, no ovulation. I'm just reallysed the word. Not like if you like sucking titties, you're gonna have to find another set of

titties to suck. I really hate my hurt. Do you do you look at you nigga and nipples? I like play with him a little bit, Yeah yeah, I look remember stick nipples? Fuck you you really called that man that? No? Because when I wanted him to suck you from the back, he was like not because my nipples can't give. And this is a true story. Sugar daddy type though. Okay, he was this white man. He took me to the Hamptins and I was like, all, I don't get some fussy.

But he was cute too though. So the first time we had sex, like I noticed he wanted me to touch his nipples, but I don't rely understand what's going on. So the second time I vividly remember because like it's almost like he wouldn't let me use my own hands, Like I put my hand my splits to come and he like brought it back up and I was like, okay, he get on my nerves. So then I was like, oh, let me turn over, and he was like, there's not really like stimulation for me there. If I'm here in

the suddy from the back, I'll playing. Got to say, you should have played with his touch. Oh my god, I'm upset. I feel like dudes think I'm trying to be sexy. Wait when you do what? I touched on titty so much. I think niggas think I'm trying to get them off. It has nothing to do with them. I masturbated with two hands because I need one here and one here. That's wild. Ever since I got my titty, I mean they're ten years old, but or nine, but you gotta get him redone. So I don't know. I

think it's like every years if they still fire you good. No, No, that is not how you know how like a water bottle can expire. It's because of the plastic or whatever. There's something about I've gummy beers, but it's something about I think the lining is where they have to change. You can get fat transfer and the titties. Now I heard so looking to that can get transferred to. They moved. They great, I'm getting the same ship. That doctor better

still be alive because here doing the saved titty. He was old when I got him. Bumby, Like listen, Dr Greenberg, get a berg up. Anyway, I'm just saying I remember, ever since then, my titties were like out of control it. Okay, let's get into the home mail. Speaking of periods, this is from I don't remember us ever reading it, but for some reason, like you know, in the mailbox flips to like whatever. So this is what came up today and this is fucking crazy. Um. Here we go. First

of all, I love y'all. Thank you for helping me find new ship from my sex life. Been with my man for ten years, started when we were seventeen. Having to grow mentally and sexually together has been a journey, but hearing women breaks it down is amazing. For instance, my toy and my pleasure with it should not make any man feel a type away and it helps so much um to learn that from you guys. And now

he's even surprising me with new ones. Anyway, I have a friend who is telling me how her boyfriend loved watching her take her tampons out. He would want to go into the bathroom with her and it would turn him on. He would get upset when she wouldn't let him do it. Not sure if you've talked about this yet or heard anything like it, but I said, oh, this is some horrible decisionship that Wheezy needs to research. First of all, bitch, I don't know what did you

be like him? Blood? We noticed already, but I like to fuck him up period. It doesn't mean I like blood. So I did try to research this trout nothing about men like watching it. All I could find was like period sex on porn hub. I have no idea what this shi it is, but I want to ask you. I've seen something about this you have, of course, I'm an official box owner. We talked about this on a hola hola hola holola. If you're shorty was turned on my blood and wanted you to watch or take it

out before you all have periods sex. M yeah, I guess I'll watch. It's really don't really do nothing for me, though it wouldn't do nothing to me either. Yeah, but I mean if that's what she answered, then because to me, it's like so real quick huh. From Dr Mark Griffith's It's a blog, Um, there is a brief look into hamatophilia and sexualized tampon use. Yes, so there are other

blogs that include paraphilic vampireism and menophilia. By the way, this is taking us back to original horrible decision stays. If you haven't We used to do Kink of the Week where all of these failures were like talked about, UM, but paraphilic, paraphilic, vampireism, menophilia, UM I eat a sexual paraphilia in which individuals derive sexual arousal from menstruating theme house. Um. There's also something that includes though sexualized use of tampons.

Keep talking to him. I'm gonna find you. The only thing that I saw when I was looking it up were people that wanted to like suck on them and do crazy the tampon tampon Yeah, crazy as now. I'll tell you this. It's like a tampon to keep your mom a lit. She's going down. Damn. Now. We had Dante Nero on he said he took the tampon out with his teeth. Teeth. That's sucking nasty. You know. It makes me feel even worse because I don't wear tampons. I wear pads, and I feel like that's such like

a less sexy thing. So if I had a nick that was like, yeah, we got yours on your parents, Yeah, just the clip, just the clip. And my ex girlfriend too, like if she was late day, I'm on the clip all day and no blood. I was trying to find that. I would like to read this story. But is crazy though, yeah, if it's if it's bloody. But like with my ex girls like she, it was the same time frame. Do you play with the tampon string? No, that's you do

he moving to the side to side. No, she would take it out because we would scissors, so she would take it out. But I would just like stuck on the clip before we start saying I'm bro. So apparently they're called string lovers. Okay, here's the next real quick, I have a fetish for tampons. This is from white People Things dot com. It doesn't say it doesn't say the person's race. Okay, um, but he did sign string lover.

I have a fetish for tampons. Lots of people think it's discussing, and a lot of girls especially, But since I was in junior high, I've been fascinated by girls periods and began sneaking into toilets at an early age to look, this isn't a yes, it is real. Hold On, there are cool spy cam videos of girls changing tampons. I love them. There wait, this is a porn category. Hold on, I found a good unisex bathroom in our building.

Can go there and find fresh tampon. The idea that it was just in a girl's vagina and that she was sitting there slipping it out and a new one in turns me on and often masturbate. Sometimes there is blood on the bottom of the seat. I love mixtures of girls with the tampon string showing and having sex during my girlfriend's period. I found the site where girls discussed their periods, often in detail, day by day, and I like to read it. Please signed a string lover.

String lover is crazy, bro, have a question. I hate horrible. I just wanted to be like I like knew. I thought we were just gonna laugh about it and be like, thanks for watching. It's called research. We give you guys the tea. Okay, Can I be honest If anyone out there is listening, I do want to start. I know we've been talking about it, incorporating like phone calls and ship like that. I needed. This is the nigger we need to call and if you are, I want you

to contact us at Horrible Decisions at email dot com. Wait, I didn't call you. Please before we get out, I have one more because this is true one moment. This was a short one. It's true. Oh my god, because I don't know this one is signed. What is signed by Earn Potty trained fireman hold On. I am a thirty seven year old male that has a tampon fetish. Listen to what he likes to do. No, I'd love to insert tampons into my rectum. When I insert it, I get turned on and sometimes blow my load. He's

definitely white. It feels side wum that I do it daily. It helps hold my poop in and to my bout movement is so backed up that it pushes the tampon out and my poop goes into my diaper. Oh that is usually already so full of warm. Oh, this is a diaper fetish. Nigga. Okay, this is a can't keep motherfucker, he said. The feel of the p and the BM is so great. I don't know what BM means about. Any women that would like me to do this to

them would be awesome. While you were inserting the tampon into my rectum, all insert one in two yours in return. This well, bro, this is sick. We know what the clip is going to be. This big, that is why you know what you can I just say I ask these questions on the street. I thought, put the tampon and you wreck them, nigg oh man, that would take you up a note, that would And you know what I thought. The craziest thing we ever did was that Alabama.

That to me was like the craziest thing I've ever heard. That Alabama son pie. But basically it's when the one ships in another woman's pussy. That's crazy, right, It's an Alabama and Alabama pie. Right. Alabama's nasty as my phone. You haven't been to enough streets? How about that? Why don't you want to murray Hill or something? You go to the Bronx? I bet you ain't nasty up and wrong? No,

I felt like it was being on regular ship. They'd be too sad and a white boy base that's drunk or murray Hill after what's that bar um saddle something? What's side the way? I'll have been my hot pocket? So that's what gem saloon something like that one of them ships's lex. I used to go there when I worked around the area. But all these drunk white boys be wild, and I just feel like drunk white boys loved to out do each other and they'd be like, yeah,

I stuck my friends, dick. I don't about to say they all not. The craziest story I heard, though, not to cut you out is um this, This dude told me he was getting ahead from this girl while her dog at her pussy. Ain't no way, ain't no fun. That's what I said. That's what I said, gross, And then I'm judging. We say nothing no kids and animals and dead bodies. That's the only type of human body. I'm gonna judge you. I told him. I'm like, yo, you're lying, bro. Let's sinking sad video. Wow, the dog

was definitely okay. When I worked at a cell phone store, me and Vinnie worked there together. God's saying that you're supposed to do this because this is illegal going. But at the time, seeing if anyway, be like, um, can you come to the back place just for a moment, having an issue. We'll be in the back if you're looking at dicks and ship like that. But there would be a lot of like doggie eating pussy, porn out and people I swore they knew when I come back

that they knew I saw the ship. Yeah, when I get my phone up to the Apple Store recently because I had an issue. Them niggas came out and looked at me like, bit clear is their phone? I couldn't see my screen, and I was like, oh, I think there's like an issue with the l c D. And the last video I took this what piste me off? So the last video I took like this dude wanted me to like funk myself. It was b D D or something, and I was like, no, I'm not fucking

doing that. Ship and damn, and then you did it. No. No, I put the camera like next to me. It was flipped over and all he could hear is my pussy. I put it next to my pussy, so could only listen to the sound of my pussy and like me masturbating, but couldn't see anything. Oh nig. Them niggas came out and looked at me like you that's not as bad though, because you're facing that in it white. When you and

I like you can hear pussy, that's even nastier. It's giving mac and cheese, you know, just so you remember. I feel like sonically it's a better experience sonically, only if I could see visually and sonically, I gotta be able to see you too. That he was asking for the video to see what I mean. That's I don't send videos nigus be one too much. You send them to tists. They want to pussy, send him to pussy. The don't want the boot all you know? Body doing

all that, that's the thing. I'm not asking for it. I'm not asking for tips pussy. It's spready eyes and you want to see the boot, all yeah, because if you see, if you do that, you're nasty. And I like that. Oh my goodness, that's my and I like it at all. Right, tell people where to find you and send their their asshole picks to you, super duper humble everywhere. S U p A d U p A U M b l e um. That's my socials. And what about your podcast? Name podcast is Dirty Confessions Podcasts.

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am looking for a sub. I just want someone to actually no need to fight that nigga, because he was supposed to send me these new as Galaxy lights and I never got them quests, I never got them. I tried to invite him. Damn all my Galaxy lights. He copped them. And then he was like, well I got these dope ones because he got them free. He's like, I'm gonna say where they at quests? Where they you know what? When you have an oscar, It's like really difficult to him. I don't give a fuck, but I

did ask Quest. I said, Yo, we're in New York for the next few days. I was like, come on the show. I was like, don't worry, we're gonna talk about love and piece of ship. And he was like, you thinking about to set myself up? No, nigga, but I am looking for a sub to sit on during the Roots picnic. So if you're someone that likes to be a slub or a slave, let me know, I want a footstool and um, you know, just something to kick my feet up on and your back would be great.

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and you can purchase tickets. Also, if you want bonus content, join us on Patreon. That's right, patreon dot com. Backslash horrible justis really going to try to make this dinner? It was when I passed the vetting process. Nope, I'm gonna make sure you're declined. Know what's gone. It'll be them trying. I think that we can. I really want to come. It's on Saturday. Is on a Saturday, and then play party is on Sunday, so I get to be a big letter. You choose, you can choose if

you want to be one. I won't be a big letterle bit because I am about had many. Tell me right now, you can only come if you be my little letter. You want to be my little little bit, give me a drink again. Make sure you check us out on Patreon. We are going to leave you with a five minute bonus clip, maybe on YouTube, maybe not. Motherfucker's okay. We don't know if it's gonna be there.

It may it may not be. It's okay, And if you want to listen to it, how about you going over to the motherfucking audio listening DSPs whatever, listen to us. Why don't you have a ding to do the clip, that five minute clip? Why don't you do that for them? Mann? Because the nick is in the YouTube comments complaining, well no, if they want to hear the whole ship, just come on on fucking Patreon. I agree. If you want to hear the bonus content, take ass over the Patreon again.

Thank you guys for tuning in to Yeah another episode of lad this is y'all take your tampons out by have sojeries on their feet. But instead of that, what they did have was the fucking tube socks and slides, and we know that's the southern thing. So they were walking around with tubsocks, flides and towels because of course they needed towels around their ways so that they were naked. They did have a full buffet, which I will say it was amazing at midnight. At midnight they switched to breakfast.

And I will say one of the other things that we didn't show up till about one not man. No, the video was great. They had grit cheese, biscuits like everything, but it's also crazy. I don't want to eat cheese in a sex I'm not gonna lie. It was good. It was good. So what what happened and what we noticed is we went during the swap off, and what I mean by that is as we were coming up, there was nothing but a line of black folks and all the whites were coming out. And I will say,

y'all know Zachary who has been on the show. I mentioned he was at a sex club and I was like, I just time him to be very good looking. And when we go to nff W, that's the only sex club I've gone to with so like with more white people than black, but they're good looking people. Bitch the white people in Atlanta. I felt like they all had Confederate flags and shotguns in their cars. They were like, we're gonna get us some BBC and we're gonna take

that black bitch down. Bro. It was I was like, I was talking to my homegirl and I was like, these are these white people scare me? Like I'm scared um. Outside of that again, shout out to Chelsea, we talked about sex club music. The DJ was awful, so he didn't set any sort of type of mood. It was like it made you want to twork, so like literally you see one person sucking dick and the next couple it's working like. It was just like it was club music.

So I didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't like that. And then my first experience ever. Now, ladies, if you haven't yet, going over to listen to my other podcast Periances, but one of the rooms I walked in smelled like, no, not that dick cheese, it smells it was a woman,

for sure. It was a woman. And me and my homegirl walked in and I had to walk immediately out and I was mal, this is the first time at a sex club that I think I've come across someone with that hygiene that's stunk up a whole room, and I was like, oh wow, okay, I gotta leave this room. Ye. So, and then what's crazy that I did end up meeting a couple girl with thirty minutes to spare. We were there, We were there until it closed. I really liked the guy. Actually,

you stayed all night at because I was there for reasons. Well, only one of the rooms smelled like beavy. I was there for research purposes. This was also the largest sex club I had ever been to my life. So it was two floors. No, it wasn't two floors at all. But when you walk in, uh, there's a bar, then the buffet, a whole sitting area, then a whole dance floor. Describing club that we may win to for the size Marquis, No, it was. It was big, bro. I ain't gonna hold you.

And I don't even know how to explain it even to a even to it to a restaurant in Orlando. No, because it's not upstairs downstairs long. It's just long. And there's so many rooms, mind you. They had eight at least eight private rooms, and within the private rooms, were mirrored. Uh, like you could see to but you can also see yourself type of thing. It was what it was. So you had sex with a couple. No, I didn't have

sex with the couple. I ended up meeting the couple at the bar and then we ended up going into the playroom. By this time again, it was maybe three thirty. They they had already done last call at the bar. So we went into the room. I wanted like the girl was really pretty, but you could tell she was also a dog like she was super in charge. So girl, as we're walking, I heard the whole story. So she was forty, he was twenty seven. She also let me

know that she had seven children. Okay, yes, So we sit down in the funk area, like the main room where people have sex, and we sorry like the fucking and the non fucking section the fucking area. So we we laid down and we started making out, and we started three way making out and she was really pretty. And then we stopped and she looked at me and she was like, do you work here? And I was like what She was like, are you are you? Are you being paid to talk to us? Like is this?

I guess she has gone to parties like this, which we've talked about. They hire girls to make it look good. So literally, in between kissing, she stopped and asked me if I was a worker, and I was like, girl, no, this is my lifestyle. Bitch, I does this, Thank you very much. I don't live here and I'm here just experiencing. So we look a