EP 260: Toxicity 101 (Ft. Wellie)

pegging in my butt. You can parking in they, but I could parking Inegan Marko, will will parkle into yours. But technically I go into drive the reverse and driving reverse. Technically I ain't just sitting in the budaole. You know on neutral that's called soaking for more men's did you know that? Hi? And we have a gues today, plenty of us. We got Welly Jackson and in the building. Welly is one of our first clients that we've had at W t F Studios and where I don't even

know that. Yeah, Like I mean, I feel like it's almost been a year and now because we opened, you know, you came through, which I really appreciate, and I was like, look at these Latinos in here. And despite the last named Jackson, I texted Many. I was like, oh, there's this podcast. I think he's really funny, like what'll happened on uncluse he's Latino. I texted that. He said, no, I get it though, Like Spanish dudes come up to me and they just start speaking Spanish. It looks like

you're kind folk. NA like I'm but with this dress, I have all Yeah, I know you got there. You're giving kid folk, but you didn't arrive this way, which is crazy because I'm coming to a sho off. Can you not let them know that there's pre production going on here? But I'm a simillion this way? Well, Mandy walked in this way because she's different shoes on um my court shoes. Uh they're close to Booty's. Uh so if you guys are watching us on the YouTube, um, okay,

you're not gonna wear those shoes the court. I was not wearing these shoes of cord. There's no outside. I didn't want to say anything. These is not no. I got my little bootyes, closed toe, it's giving. I'm still an accountant. I told you that the scarf, I'm ready for court to defend myself. Why wouldn't you just wear all black? I mean, there's black in here because it's something about the pattern that feels fun. And I feel like jail wouldn't be that. I have platinum blonde finger

ways in my head. I really just don't think all black would just tone me down. No, I like that. That's given. Witness stand like that you got. I never met him. I never knew him. I don't eells what I'm practicing for my own situation. Oh wait, oh no, I'm just like she ready chop wife. I didn't know what he was doing. Listen, I just know a gun from my house. But I do think they were shooting deer,

going to the country and hunting. I will say that Nigg had just bought a crib in Atlanta and was like, yeah, gonna be in and out Atlanta for a bit for a bit. And I was like, what you did talking about he won't get closer to the kids. It's giving clear night since we're speaking spunny. Actually, it's giving no criminal. It's given. Maybe his numbers are in order to just be able to have these multiple homes. One of them

kids is twelve. So you're telling me suddenly you just want to be around the kids all of a sudden, he want to be a good father because you know Father's Day coming up. Nah, I'm not buying it now. You just need to be in atlanter. I said, you got a bitch over there, and he was like why I thought he was gonna come in there with me. I was like, oh, never go. First off, I know you're not asking the niggas they got another bitch when you got another niggas, first of all, but you're bringing

up my personal That is my saying. What you're saying kind not what I said. But I don't need them to hear it again. Let's just live on the wave of he got a bitch over there. We are talking about my nig were talking about your bit but you said single by the way today, I'm already gonna be toxic. I gotta be single until Valentine's Day or something like. No, no, just for today, just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you

know what bitches is watching you? Is that what you're saying? No, no, no, I ain't worried about I mean, I've never had problems getting bitches that would never been a problem. No, no, no, because can you make it see like na you know that you want? I mean no, no, no going through it so you know it's like by day day. Yeah, what you did? Why I had to do something? I ain't changing the code on my phone and tone? Wait what did you mean? How often are you changing the

code in your phone? Well if she got if she got in the phone and got the code, that means I was lacking How let me ask you a question. This episode is all about questions that you need answers from men. Let's do it your codes because people always say it could be the birthday year, It could be the birthday, could be the kid's birthday, could be something else. What is your code? What have your codes been in the past? Code for what your phone? Oh? Oh, the

last four of my social Security number? That is way too like you. You gotta change that like the number now you'll give somebody the like any time you log into anything normally like the last four of your social or all unique. So for that to be also your password like mine. Ain't nobody gonna guess my numbers? You know why? Because in the Central Florida school system. You got the same student I D through middle school and high school. So my password is my student I D

number from mother middle school. But you've had that long, remember I remember I. And I can't give it all to you now, but it's a ten ten digits. You remember yours. I remember mine. Because here's the thing, right, I don't remember who I sucked yesterday. Well maybe it's because I had I had free lunch, and then my free lunch stopped at one point, and bitch, I had a big old I O you, and I always had to put the IOU under my student number. So I used to always have to get the cafeteria lady my

school number. And then at the end of the year, I had to best the most problematic thing by the way, the kids. Yeah, I can owe money for food when my mom's not being aware. Yeah, and and mind you, at this point maybe she became a tech. It was only making like twelve dollars an hour. They said free lunch, no moe, and so we like, that's just how I had. I had an I owe you tabron. You know what's

sick about that ship? They have my mom on a field trip and basically we're like, oh, we're doing this thing. We're like we're paying off random students, like you know balance if you guys want to do it's my mom picked three kids, and I remember we got home. She was just like, you know, if you see somebody like you need to be paying for their life, do you understand that? Like, I don't care if you don't like that.

And it's crazy. Lunch used the only cost maybe like two thirty or two seventy five a day, but still, but my mama got three kids and we was like we just had a tab and she like would just pay it when when she had extra money then she would be like, okay, take this and pay off your

I know exactly. I know exactly what you're talking about, because like the lunch was like two dollars or something, but like my parents didn't make a lot of money, but they wasn't bumms, so I had to pay a quarter and that ship over like, bro, this is not hurting nobody, Like is this really helping y'all? I never paid it and sick ship. Yeah anyway, respectfully, Yeah do you uh what should we know you from the studio?

I just said that, but you know, we've never sat down together, mainly because I never got to see her clips, which just because you thought he hain't speak English. No, no, no, Ware's telling to me like no. Dave would hit me up and we'd be like, yo, well he wants you on the show, and I'm like nothing. He records on a Sunday now. And then finally I saw a clip. I was like, already funny because you know, people will ask you to do their podcast, but like, I need

to see the proof of it. You be sitting there like, yo, I gotta make better decisions with my life because you can't. But you know what though, like as a podcaster, it's nice to have podcasters on, but some of them be doing too much. Well you know, on Welly's show every single Tuesday at nine p m. E Hen. We love to have an array of people. Sometimes we have horns like yourself. Sometimes we have people who are going to court criminals. It's just anyone. I am not a criminal.

I am a defendant that kind of got charged with something and I'm hoping they dropped, but can think they will. My first charge, I said, sir, walking with it lived for a little rat. I was also like, I don't even have a speeding ticket. Oh my god, if this is your first time, like the first time offense in life, the judge may not even look like. I mean, I had to kind of look hard when I was doing it. But when the nigga was like doing my fingerprints, I

was like, I don't like this feeling. Yeah, I don't know how people make. You know, what's crazy? These fingers, you know, let go and then we let them roll. That's a shame that I know this process of criminal. She wanted to know how much a criminal lamp. So now that I'm back and forth from l A, I'm like, I gotta get a car, right, I'm using a friend's car and shout out to me and Eddie. They're great, they let me take their ship. But I genuinely need a car first of all because I want to flex,

because that's the type of person I am. When I'm in a vehicle and I play Kodak Black, I want to have my phone. I want you to see the steering will symbol whatever it'll be, whatever I'll get, and I want to be like, we're ra cars. I know, we're like in our thirties, do you, Cristal? A car would you have sex in your car on how soon after the first car? I just car just for fun. Now what I will say about the buying the car process this time? Nor a criminal. I haven't owned a

car in a long time, right because my life sell them? Why? Oh sorry, I wasn't all my truth before y'all use it against me. I you don't. I license card revoked, not for a d u y everybody thinks that, but because it was suspended and I couldn't afford the tickets and then I kept going to jail. So anyway, so I was like, it was different. That's why I moved. That's really why I was easy to move to New York. She's like, I had a hardship when you could only drive to work. So let me tell you what I

used to do. This is some fucking crazy ship. So I worked at telecommunications. Sure at the time managed it couldn't even get my ask to work unless it was within the hours that I had to report. Now, I said I was a bartender. That way, if I was going to the club, they wouldn't even know. I had a little hole clothes in the back in case I got pulled over. But I haven't just in case you got pulled over. No, the hole close was for something else.

That's that's a good plant. Yeah yeah, put it in perspective. So anyway, um buying this car whatever, and I just was like, Okay, now I can afford it. It's gonna be easy. This is gonna be a breeze. Like I didn't know the insurance for a bit like me. It was yea. They were like, they were like name it times too. They said, you've done watch excuse me, absolutely not, bitch. When they went through my record that one accident that your mama had to come pick me up from. Remember,

Oh it was bad. I was like, how old was I? Anyway, my mom wasn't mailing on Mandy's mom. Long story short. Now my fucking criminal asks gotta find him another motherfucker to put the car in their name. You know what you should do though, Well, actually you have something like like, because I was looking at cars to in New York, Nope, I'm gonna probably just buy my ship in North Carolina and drive it on that. Yeah. Yeah, but I have to get it in Vinnie's name because his insurance premium

would be lower. My ship was given seven hunts. Some bitch, for insurance. And you know what. I was like, I don't understand. I haven't driven in years. She's like, that's also the issue. You don't you don't give out your name. Now you're letting them know what skim you about to run for your car insurance. Oh yeah, people listen to the ship, everybody, what you're about to do. It's gonna come get me. Gott go Matthew, come hit me. She just showing him cackies. She is not the first of

that is not on your side. She just committed a better root crime on the pod. Bro, Yeah into state. You're talking about going down not playing someone else in his car and I would drive it bro over you. That's what it is all illegal? Bro? How is it illegal? You've never driven someone's car? Because because now he gets sick. He called COVID. Per se, he's in the hospital down south somewhere with this. I'm with me, hello someone with this so boom he got he called COVID. He's in

the hospital. Boom, he's down south with it. To the now it's paper trail. But you just got pulled. Don't up here and you're trying to fight a ticket. They're like to be fair. To be fair, there's there's no they don't share systems and all that ship between states. That's true, you know how, because I got pulled over on the way to d C, and I was like, day, they don't do going to jail, right. I had a gig and I was like, fun, they're about to see and got no license? Miss I was scared. Now why

I don't have a license. Now I've got it. I just don't have the hard copy, right. But mainly it was just stone down in phony. To me, it was so many processes. Bro, It's not just paying off a ticket. It's like you really got to go through all these motions. Anyway, long story short, I'm on the way to d C to do the Sex Cells premiere. They pulled me over. I'm like, what's my life? What's my life? I'm going to funeral? Okay, I'm in the car with my friend and I'm like, I am so so I don't even

know what I did. Ignorance is blissed. I was like, I'm just like freaking out. I live in Florida, Like I just like I don't even where just someone died. He's like, just give me your license. I'm like Okay, I only got my pass for it. Andy. I know they can't check other systems because he basically just let me go. I'm thinking this all one system I did so nig it ain't so I'm gonna be good when he do. Kids called it down South, A bit's gonna

be too. I'd be scared everything. But anyway, I'm looking at like Tesla's mainly because I don't want to spend a lot of money, but I want to flex, so I'm trying to figure out what would give me that, and it's either a Tesla or an old BMW confirmed. But why are you laughing him? I mean, not Naomi, Yomi? But what's so funny? Do you not understand that I want to flex for last? No, I get it. You know what I'm saying. When I post my Delta one

seat and I'm laying down, that's an upgrade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't paid for this. Yeah. I thought YA would know me better than that. But since y'all don't know. With Champagne and Cabiard nigg is out with me. I'm just saying that's the type of flex I'd like to do. Speaking can I did that? W it has the lowest crash rate of any vehicle. I trust the Tesla driving before week, so do I. That's why I really, I really been driven in how many years? I mean, I

have been driving, bitch. I have a Mexican license, as you know. That was only twenty dollars for a Mexican pesos. I had an address. I couldn't speak. I had an address. That's all it takes. I heard they don't even got stops, I mean red lights. Yeah. I wanted to go get that license in Meryican have streets and we're like and she she was driving through, you know, on the on the rocket. I showed up. He said, you're speaking. I said no. He said okay. I pointed to which car

It was said to loom license. Bitch, don't be a hyter. Anyway, let's get to the Vanilla ship. That was fun. The Vanilla ship this week is problematic as fun, weirdest fuck. Here we go. A woman claims she was virtually groped by a gang of male avatars in the metaverse um she's forty three years old. She also said she was verbally harassed by avatars, and last month, another woman said she was virtually groped while being a beta tester. UM a British woman. This was a report from the Daily Mail.

This is from Business Insider. Uh it says that her name is Nina Jane Patel. She's the president of research for a rival, Metaverse, and said that she was verbally, sexually, verbally and sexually harassed by three or four of them. Another mother said she was in there and she got harassed. They were touching her character's body, making sexual they ain't even got full bodies, and taking and taking screenshots. Now

she tried to flee from the virtual world. She had to tear off her VR headset to bring to end the whole ideal. Um and then she said that she'd been suffering from anxiety. And they're very sorry to hear that it's happened, but they want people to have a positive experience ins and there. You know, they don't really know what to do right now, but they're investigating and taking action. Um it says you're allowed to block the user and mute them reports somebody. It should be a

safe place. It's a digital experience again with a VR headset. Now, what I would like to ask that lady is have you ever heard of call of duty. Oh yeah, called the duty is completely Do you know how many little black kids have been called the hardy are because they've been playing with somebody who and where they Not only that, have you ever heard of Reddit? Do you know how you could be attacked from on Twitter on Reddit? Like

it's a virtual universe. But also, this is my problem to the fact that she's claiming to be sexually harassed, the idea that there's sexualization on these fucking avatars and cartoons altogether, like the fact that fucking minimles is now having to wear a sucking pant suits. Oh they changed her dress to be more inclusive, unless she's still wearing a bow. A bow, I mean it's not on her body, but it's on her ears, right, But she she's no longer in a dress, she's down a pant suit poking out.

Can be honest. When I was a kid and now I'll go to Disney, I did want to see what's under Look it's a rat a video like this is where my confusion is. Motherfucker's really just sexualizing cartoons. I had to fucket look like, what does that do for you? To like, I'm comfortable as a candy. Many mouths a rap. I wanted to see it. You want to see your bro I ain't gon told you we did share one time. Uh we were talking about animals fucking and like I

will say, dolphin's got big old dicks. But that's only cause I saw the c world and I wasn't really but I wasn't going out of my way to see a dolphin dick. It was just there. You kind of just said you was trying to go out of your way and you were your kid. You never wanted to look under the man ever, because it's a it's it's a rat, all right, Well she see and you said I was a bp fath bisexual. Yes, say whatever you said, bitch, I am real deal now, didn't you. Um, that's a

little bit more because I know it's a person. Yeah, and like it's a person. We don't know if that's a girl or a dude. What if it's a dude under that? Now, I'm not she really want to go up on that. I'm saying for me. I know, Rocket, I get it. Rocket. You were shared with Mandy's strapped dead Yeah, yeah, I was. I still am still walking around with my stripe and you know what if I did, I probably would have had a better experience. Now, imagine

Mandy sucked you in the metaverse. How here the thing? He's how the thing. I couldn't suck you in the metal verse because they ain't got legs there in the middle verse. Up, bro, you can't even penetrate because I was talking about maybe I can have sex and people who watch me and my man have sex that we both have the guys on because it like takes your body, but it's only from the hands up. Man, take me to the Nigga Verse. I want to go to the nick the Nigga Verse. I hope. I just don't know

what it's gonna be. Sorry, I think they ended black plenty years ago. I wanted to VR Nigga Verse. Why because that's the kind of If I could go to a club called Nigga Verse, That's what I'm trying to That sounds like it would be lit. You know what I'm saying. We put okay, first off, the party starts offline because in the in the black clubs, the party start in the parking lot. So boom, you see what

I'm saying. So you got niggers on library WiFi in the verse, Yeah, that's the only thing liberries are good for. Nigger got money in the nigga verse, Oh, hes gonna be at the concert because like young Thuck just had a concert a couple of weeks ago. But how far in the seat? Like you know what I'm saying? Are we all just watching the concert? Can I see if nigger got a table bottles? Like what? And then here

I think they're like rooms and ship you. I think you can see who got money because they got money in the metaverse, right, yeah, like you can buy real estate and yeah, buy me a motherfucker. But then again, I wonder can niggas throw money in the middle, like can go to a strip club in the metaverse the niggas,

that's throwing the money because the niggas I want. Wow, that's that's not that's an interesting concept because it's like nobody don't even want no broke niggas in the virtual world, like anybody do you know if they got to purchase their chains when they create their avatar, can they just load themselves up with you? Oh, it's gotta be you've

gotta gotta buy I think you gotta pay that. I imagine if you got a mont Claire and the Nigga verse, I be like, like that ship, Thank God, we can't see the feet yet, so that I was about to say, it's no foot fetish in in the metaverse. I'm wondering if maybe because their avatars instead of hands, you can have toes or feet as your hands, and so then all you gotta do is go like this and wiggle

your toes to the niggas. Okay, I just what no, I'm do they look like he lends or are they look like all these n f t s and ship? I think it's like monkeys and ship. It's gonna get better. I don't think it's there yet because it's new, you know what I mean. Like it looked but you could still tell it's an animation, you know what I mean? But in like four years though, is it giving west World? I don't know what that is. I love where West World is. Do you have a television? Yeah? West World

is good. I was kind of crazy by season three. It was one of the most possible, like HBO shows that came out. It's basically like this universe where people could go, or not universe, but like a theme park almost where you could go and funk robots and they were realistic looking robots. It was it was mad white people in that ship. Ye Andy Newton, it was one black person and she was like seeing she don't count there was another nigga in there, because that sounds like

a white show. There was another black person. You don't watch white shows, oh I do, but it's like white shows got a hold on me. Right now, I'm watching girls again, the Sex of the City ship and you four. Yeah, but you know what's crazy. I just watched a cold Do you watch you for you? Okay? Now my bad? She's like, what then do this nigga watch? Well? What do you do? Your females? We're not watching the saga watch you for you because they know that the bitches

is watching you for you. They're not really watching got here because they want to have something to relate. They're not really Yo s a DV y'all. That's no nigga is doing that anyway. Well he's too cool. He's still watching Belly New Jack City. It's yo. Alright, alright, glad you brought that up. Yo. Belly was really a terrible movie. I know we're not ready to hear that yet. Do you know what podcast you're on? Look, get back to some sex please, not for real though? What are you

watching right now? Right now? What I'm watching is um My boy just produced a movie. It's called Home Team on Netflix. It's a it's about a football movie. Was plugging. I didn't say his name, that would have been the plug but you know what I mean? Na, what porn categories? Do you watch? Ship latinas big bootios, the MILFs off? A good milk gets you through anything? Which kind your faith? Latina mils? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, not that, that's that's the

day you're gonna be. That's why was your engineer? Now, Dave's a cool dude in republic over here, but that's that's his thing. Nah, what do you mean that's his thing because you sadn't do anything in Espanol. Yeah, that's true. Day Dave sucked my head up one day. I didn't know he was Spanish. I thought he was black. That's how he got high. And he came in here. I came in. He had the music going, the lights was

dim and all that. I was like, yo, bro, the Puerto Rico they parade, it's not today, bro, And he had the flag on. I was like, oh, this it is different, And I was like, bro, you know what is your heritage? Because I don't want the naked to swing on me and ship because you know, like you can't just to go up to a Spanish person and call them black Hispanic Latino, see we niggas Now I know you because that's say Spanish too. This podcast has made me have to stop. I mean, like, you know,

Spanish bitch and maybe like wheezy, that's not POC. My POC goes from telling Mandy not to say the M word and what else? What's the most POC thing I do on this podcast? I say woman instead of female. Now, I'm trying to get the best I can with pronouns, like saying they them even though I sunk up. That's how you know y'all getting a lot of money up here. Y'all got the pronouns. I see what's going on. I see what's going on from I don't even if you just gotta say first names, if you know, you know,

I can barely. I don't even remember his name. I like that vibe. I like that, but I'm just really bad with me. No, it's it's it's hard. You'll get caught up in some ship and it's like, damn, I didn't even know you were gay, so I couldn't even treat you different because of that. But they're just winters. To have a sex podcast and be like learning as

you go is the worst. I did a TV show where we had a trans person on the panel and I came up and I said, hold on, you know, she want to be called Day And I'm like, oh, that don't sound right, like but I can't hear myself, like I'm trying to get used to this ship too, you know what I mean? Like I feel like calling someone Day is mad and personal. No, it's not. When they asked for it, it's not. I just like to learn names and I address you down. Names is the

best you can go. But then some people have like a real androw just named like Ash. It could go no way yeah, And I'm like, this is a day them name. It's like, alright, cool, You're doing this to me now I get it. Do you guys have guests on your podcast? What kind of guests do you have? We had Chris Hansen on. We had Vita Guerrero on. Chris Hansen. Y ain't nothing catch a predator. What the fund is that nail about catching predators? That's the only

thing he does. You know, there's conversation about Chris Hansen, like Glorif like them, basically like people trying to get on. Have you heard about this? So to anybody that's listening that maybe too young for this conversation. To Catch a Predator was a show that came out I don't know,

maybe twenty years ago. Wow, it's been that long. I've watched it for I feel like since I was a kid, and basically, um they would find pedophiles online posed as young girls and catch them and confront them, And to me, it was great because it highlighted a lot of safety concerns considering a lot of us were on the internet as a young kid, and you know, you never know

who you're talking to. But there's been a whole new medium where they're like a lot of these people were excited and like wondering who they were talking to, and it was like a thing to get caught. I think I know when that changed because I spoke to him and he was like, there's one really famous case, the guy with the cat. No, it was a guy with pizza and he offered Chris some pizza and he was like,

do you know what's about to happen to you? And everybody loved that one episode and I was like, bro, that's a different type of sickness, Like all right, you're you're a pedophile, we know that. And he brought pizza because you know, they always tell you to bring something so they know that you was really invested, so boom, the dude brought the pizza and he was to relax and Chris was like, bro, I just popped out the closet on you. None of the cameras is here, none

of this phase you. You said, he said, wait, can I have some my pizza that I brought? And Chris was like yeah, because he's trying to play it cool. And then when the dude offered it to him, he was like, I got offended. But that was great TV. So that's like the most famous episode. Crazy thing to say, that was great TV. Have you ever thought about like when you were younger, I used to always want to be like the nigger from Cheaters. Have you ever wanted

to do like I wanted the host on six part? Yeah? Somebody I definitely was in my room like welcome that, y'all. We gotta be one on six was crazy lit back in the day. Yeah, remember when I lived in that building, were free, I would just stare at her and not say anything. Oh my god. I just felt like it was in the presence of greatness. Like now, uh, into the Horde Derby if you never listened to the show. Hor Dervy is our sex tip of the week and we are going to toss it over to you. All right, now,

do you have one that's men for women? Women for men, day for them? Let's go with men because I'm more familiar with that. Um no, like I think fellas we we got Ego into bed, you know what I mean, Like so many dudes just like, no, I'm gonna not this. It's like, all right, cool, you could do that. That's cool, that's cute. But a lot of dudes full short of that ship. But here's how you, um take it to the next level. Well, when you eat her pussy, put your hand like right on her little on her pelvis.

Why do you do that? Pressed down? Let's take ship to another level. You see Mandy's smiling, right, why do you do it? Do you know what? That's the g spot under there. Well, the clip is the whole, it's the whole joint on the inside. I'm right a wrong, So right track, Here's what I've heard. The hand is not necessarily the pressing more than it could be the lifting. And apparently when you lift right here, which is more so like pulling at the skin or like, the nerves

are then exposed that weren't exposed before. Yeah, and so I don't know if it's necessarily I don't know the science. I don't know. Hand there just a lot of presh but and it's good right when you're eating pussy and it's just like that. But once you pull up, then she's feeling a whole new sensation because more nerves are exposed. So what you're doing is just intensified. I don't know, because some dudes have tried to do what you're doing, probably thinking the G spot is there now I have

to pee. Oh that's a whole other thing. Yeah, that kind of be like have you had a bit short in your face? Nah? But I would like some ship like that. But if you knew it was, who get it to me? Anyway? But also you you you started your sex hip with saying how men like the fun the ship out of a woman. Have you ever fun out of a woman before? Nah? But women get scared of that, like no, no, no, like because and me like,

I'm like scared of what like the fart? Literally we're talking about ship, were talking about like I'm talking about with dick in the ash. That's where I escalated that. No, well, here's another question, because that's when this or that on your dick. Would you rather have ship or blood clots? Go ahead, man, I can shower with your ship on me.

Fuck it, So you'll take the And I only asked this because my friend recently um was sucking this guy and he sucked her period on and he went to the bathroom and literally was like, you know, I've never seen period blood before. There was like the little things and there was literal blood clots on his dick in the motherfucker's showers. But so she's like scared now like to do? Ain't noway him? And I was like, bro, blood clots is when you work ship, you think blood

clots is worse than ship. That's why I'm like a little ship. Just wipe it up, just take the sheets. But her niggles don't give a talk about period, like I've done that before, like alright, cool, it looks crazy. It's something you're never gonna forget. It's different and it's slimy, not as brain. I was just looking at something. You know it's back there. So it's like but I knew when that happened, because's like she just got wow way,

like I let me wrap this up. You know there's somebody back there going until you came right, but but then you know it's the fat lady was singing. So I was like, cool, let's wrap this up ahead. Okay, Now wait, how are you thirty two? Why are you saying that like an industry ana, Because I'm gonna be honest with you. I'll be forgetting, man, because like I'm just out here living like I'll be dead as to be forgetting how old I am? Like I'm always off

a year. When's your birthday? Okay? So you just had your birthday? No, no, no, I've been telling people in thirty two, I'm only thirty, but I'm like all my birthdays in March, I'm turning to thirty one, jump two years. I don't know I really forget. I would like I know I'm turning in thirty one, but I know I have a birthday sooner, so it's a thirty two. My back be talking thirty five. I'm not really sorry. Yeah no that also sounds like good week. No, I went

too far good weed. Let me tell you something. I have a close friends now, and it's not like all it is. It's just me being dumb, and it's so embarrassingly dumb that I just would rather post it on close friends. I got so high last night. I started crying and I was like, yeah, everything is okay. It's just I'm so fucking high. And I like, you know, get weed from l a now, and sometimes I get weed from white people. And white people have a different

type of they have access to different weed. They have the highest patina of weed. And I was like white supremacy to me. They do concoctions nigga. I'm I smoke weed from the nigga verse, okay. And I was on this weed. I started looking at the dog and I'm like she a person or dog? Oh? No, only one that type of weed. I only one that type of week. I think body a real person. Oh and I hope. I mean I've been talking to him like like you want but I think all black people do that to

their Yeah, and we feel the same. But I was having a real high conversations with her and I'm like, you know what, then I'm saying, don't you and she

too high now? But I mean it was a weed thing. Yeah, and uh, alright, moving on because I don't like to get dragged up questions that need answers, um, these are questions for ladies from I mean from ladies for a man, And these were the most common that I found online that like women want to ask you know what I'm saying, So, what actions could a women do that actually really annoy you? Because I feel like it could be calling too much or texting too much? But at the same time, is

that ship that just bitches? Dude? And you're used to when women do that, that means they're interested. What's annoying to me is women's insecurity, Like I'm I'm talking to you because I'm already interested, and like if I give you a compliment like that's a nice stress, No, a matter of fact, I like you here, You're like whatever, I really need to get a haircut? Like stop, I like it that way, you know what I mean? Don't

like I have some confidence about yourself. Don't don't be insecure, like like boom, you get y'all fucking and she want to keep her shirt on. I see it, I see it, I see I get it. How do you know that that's not what attracted me to you? Like if we fucking we fucking get neck, let's go get sweaty, come on? Yeah, like you know that? Like that insecurity? Is that? That was one of the other questions that we're on here, like what physical things about women do you actually really notice?

Like because when I gain weight, I feel like like you how to keep it a buck? Now? Do you knowice when a bit of shaved? Do you notice when there's some extra hair in a pussy? Like what? Yes, we noticed? Yeah? Does they bother you? That ain't gonna stop nobody? No, never doesn't stop it. But do you you personally will yes, when you see the prickly hairs or when it's too much like a little bit, I'll

be like, damn, I wasn't that important to you? That's what you did really Like So so apparently I'm not number one here, Like I'm Wednesday night, the middle of the week type ship. I'm not show time I'm not Friday Saturday. I know where I stand in your life. Okay, if it's pretty clay, it's only because I ain't have time,

you see. That's where it communicates. It comes. And it also depends on the man because like I've shade, and my nigga was mad like yo, like no, no problem like somebody else because I shade some Prickly is different because prickly is like if your dude likes hair, then prickly it don't matter because I'd be leaving hair in the pussy because like one of my niggas, now, sometimes I like Harry pussy. Sometimes it's gonna be a good Harry. Yeah yeah, yeah, like I got I gotta know that

was on purpose. Yeah, like you're not on purpose hair. There is on purpose hair pussy, Like you're not out here mismanaging the pussy. I need to know that. Yeah, Like your pubes shouldn't be growing down your thighs. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, all right, yeah, this is out of I had an old bush and like I remember then, it was into it and I was a little surprised, but I was like, we're living in Mexico now, nigga, So like I never made this at all, and I feel like you can

see the puff. Oh my god. But whatever, so you noticed prickly hair? What else? What are some are things during sex that may keep it a hundred because we need to tell you know what I'm saying, smell obviously, yeah, um, we could tell if you p before we came over, because let's keep it at down. I eat pussy. So if you if I see the little toilet paper, it's like, ladies, have some whites your goddamn fucking bathroom. You should never

have left toilet tissue. RESI dute in between your lips. Girls, a man's coming over, or get white, and I'll tell you why. Women don't realize that I had. That happened to me with a girl and I was like, damn you do you She smelled clean, ladies, especially if you have Scott and Scott you need the toilet paper to

clean myself up. And then she was embarrassed. I was just telling you on your or if you gonna clean up white with a toilet paper like like thicker, something that's not gonna leave now that I need not I did. Hospital Dick told me one time he can't tell me in front of me. But we were working on and off and then like we were on the couch. We're working all day, right, so then he starts eating my pussy and what happened that? I asked him? Oh, I

was like, nigga, I've been running around all day. We've been working on and off. Like I can't be uh. I was like, don't eat my pussy right now. He was like, nigga, I've tasted your pussy all type of ways. I tasted your pussy after you pe. I was like, after I paid nscious, She's like what you taste? He was like, I don't care. I taste a little piece. Sometimes I'll say this. I'll say this men when a woman say not right now? I smell listen to yeah yeah,

because I know him. I don't like what. I've been running around all day and something is like it. You know niggas that do like hood news, Yeah, why do they like rough pussy? I'm a reformed hood nigga. I'm not in a hood no more. When you worldhood nigga, did you take your pussy anyway you could? Yes, that's all men, Yes, yes, I don't know that. I think if niggas get the pussy for the first time, Yes,

but definitely got some at least niggas I know. I feel like they'd be like, I don't want to know if business when you get pussy, you want a bush to be together. Like now, I'm like, it gotta be a certain way, you know what I mean. It can't just be I gotta condom. Let's go like that was a whole another lifetime. But now it's like, when we grown, we gotta you know what I mean, Maybe maybe when you grow. But niggas that wear basketball short drawers, they're

not worried. They're not worried. From the club. I was out with my home girls. It's like two thirty nigger, and I'll tell y'all was I had to leave my car. I was stabbling. I was leaving a hookah lounge and I don't smoke hooka. That's how you know. I was like, he picked me up. I got that car, and he was like, did you look a mess? I said for really? He was like, and I want to out of you. I was like, no hearing now because on Nasty was like,

give me that steak ass club pussy. She looked like she's about to go call him to him, I could know the sweat. I had to put my hair in a bun. I went to a gay club first, you know you dancing all night Dana, who allows you? I look like a fucking club rat and we were done. I was super embarrassed, and he told me, as long as I know you can get your pussy right, then I don't care. He's like that, you know what I'm saying that, yeah, because you get your moments. So the

qualities that do annoy you is insecurity. I think that's a really good one. As far as calling dudes, have you ever heard I feel like in the first beginning talk stage, women don't know when to call, when to text, and they may even say pervade him to you, like, oh, I don't want to hit you up because they're like

trying not to. What would you suggest to women that want to say I miss you or sending that text you feel like it's too emo when you get it, like nah, like go ahead and text it to me, Like me, I don't like being on the phone, Like that's just me because it's such a millennial. Because now I got to give you my undivided like I do a lot of different things. So it's like damn, like all right, cool, we're talking, but text me and if we're talking, we could talk about whatever. Ain't no ain't

no limits, like what we're talking, let's go. You missed me, tell me. I would hate for you to hold it back though, like you holding it back, it's not going to stop you for missing me. It's not even gonna stop me from know when you missed me, because I'm in tune like my like my boy was like, yo, you just be listening to these bitches, that's what they like. I'm like, hell, like, why don't men understand that? I don't understand why that's a hard contect. I don't understand

why that was. We're talking of the first we want to be heard and listen to, right. I just listened to this basic I didn't want to listen to this conversation from those two bozo niggas that said black women or whatever they got to be virgin. They went um Andrew Shelt's podcast, and I really wanted to hear what Alex had to say about it. And Andrew said something to them like why do you think that listening to girls is like something that you can't like literally if

you just listen, that's what they want me too. Do you know what I love? When calling Nigga about a fund up day work, I'd be like, oh my god, are you having today? And they sit on the phone. They'd be like, he don't give me nothing, but damn baby, that's crazy. Think he's so simful. We really just want to be loved. Man about that. But you know that's when they also not listening. Like when I call my mama and she'd just be going up and I'd be like, right,

She's like, all right, you're not listening. When I say right, that's when mother like what you said? That sounds like they're not listening. But I don't give a fund to say, damn babe. Like all the dude really gotta do is be like, nah, baby, but you don't understand. You know. My boys be like, yeah, I never liked that. Nigga. Just repeat one part of what she just said, give me active listener by repeating good one yes. Now, how

do men feel about successful women? Do you feel like a successful woman maybe a less desirable candidate for you? And in terms of success, I want to say, speaking for you, whatever level of success you feel like you are right, not just a successful woman in any other whatever. If you may feel like that girls all step up from you, does that make you not want her? Nah?

Because I feel like that's gonna make me do better, Like that's gonna step my ship up, Like because if we go out, I still gotta pay for ship, and I gotta meet her at her level, Like if she only eat at um, if she only eat at certain restaurants, then it's like, all right, cool, we're still going. Then I just gotta be able to afford that, Like I gotta be able to afford her lifestyle in mind, So that ship really just makes me want to step my ship up. I think that's a good answer. And do

you think that? Have you ever heard your friends say something that our opposite, not even friends, just men. Have you heard men maybe say like somebody's out of their league because of that? Yeah, I've heard I've heard dudes say that, Like, Nah, she the boss. I can't talk to him, Like, you better go get that boss, pussy. I don't know what you're holding back. She probably give great, but like she knows she did charge. Yeah, like she know you broke bro Like you don't gotta do that

is that's true? Yeah, Like women do know if a nigga is not there, And I feel like as long as men are comfortable in the space, then and then I don't even see. We don't give women enough credit. We don't realize one women is smarter than us and too she may funk with you just because she think you got potential. Bro she makes something mean, you don't hate women date for potential. It never ends out good.

I mean it depends on potential, right, Like I think in terms of like if someone's like like broke, I guess it's the wrong word to say, but like you know, just making their way, like maybe you're just not where I'm at, but you somewhere close or like to me though, broke, Like I feel like, and this is just podcast talk, what's a broke nigga? Regular nine to five nigga? Things

like that? That's not broke to me. Like we had a conversation I think recently where we were talking about like ups Amazon niggas like them niggas is making a decent some ups niggas making thirty five. You can take me out, Like I'm good with that. Will you like to eat that? Seven? Seven? Quarse meal places. It's gonna take up half his check. Now you gold ups Amazon and yeah, yeah, if our meals gonna be one seventy five?

Is that too much for we like you? You get that once a month, if that or every by monthly. You're not getting that every week. I'm just because they got to buy Jordan's right. Yeah, try check. Yo, FedEx did that to me one time. I'm still salty about that. Damn for I lose your rolling loud tickets. You asked me to get you a hook up for Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. I know when a stock xbox and I need them to change, like yeah, I mean,

why did you don't tape on it? You just know when it's a stock X stock that chill like nigga, clearly it choose. This chick can go missing easily. I need you to like switch up your labels. I ordered loafers from Products, and these niggas sent me a box with products. It was a white box with a product stamp. The dude handed it to me. I said, I appreciate you delivering this package and he laughed so hard. He was like, yo, I got their present. Good. Can you

give me a cardboard. It all needs to be discreet, like you're sending sex toys. Just everything, make it discussed, right, sent a street box, Yeah, I used to see it infomercials, Yes, packaging, I forget what it was. And yeah, but they've they've been a long time supporter. But anyway, um, No, I appreciate that conversation about like successful woman and I think, like,

you know, we just want to see a man. I think it's going somewhere, and I know, you know, before there was a lot of talk about the bestam own clip with entrepreneurship, and then when she explained her thoughts, it was more like, Oh, I just want someone that's on a grind too, or understands my late nights, Like those things make sense to me. But the older that I get, I kind of don't care because I just really appreciate stability, you know what I mean. No, you're

absolutely right, like to be some own thing. I understood what she was saying because I had went through a situation similar. But I understand how everybody's not gonna take that the right way because most people do work down the five. Most people do think if you out past midnight, ain't nothing open. But the hospital and legs like stupid ship like that. So it's like, all right, I had a I had an ex girl where super Corporate America. She come home from work, eat dinner by seven o'clock,

she's getting ready to go back to work. I do comment, I'm a comedian, Like I do this every night. I'm not even dressed to go to my shows at seven o'clock. Like it's like and I'm not coming home until three on the early night and that's like a Wednesday Thursday, and like everybody's not gonna understand that, you know what I mean. And but when she explained herself, it made a lot more sense. But everybody's not gonna catch it.

It made a sense that she explained herself. I think it's just that the issue with the nine to five comment I think Twitter does this too, is it implies that there's not a lot of money. They're nine to five. You know what I'm saying. I was making mad Bread nine of five and now I have a nine five agin with with another gig that I've taken taken on, and like, I feel like people really discredit that. Do you know how many like benefits there are? The dating, the nigga with it nine and five. I was on

a nigga's insurance okay, domestic partnership. That ship is lit. He was getting mad ship for free. We'd be gonna getuck Broadway tickets and ship listening. I never had one of them good jobs, and they're gonna be like, oh my god, my man does it. He's so funny. Come to his show if we could stay awake. They what are your standards for a woman? I feel like all the time we think men just want a pretty bitch, and that may not be the case. That's big. Yeah, you do got to be pretty, but that's I'm not

I'm not gonna lie like that is big. But in the same time, beauty is an eye to beholder. Like he may think that it's beautiful the way you treat him, you know what I mean. So it's weird, Like I see dudes out here with a lot of dudes be saying only bad bitches, and I'd be like, bro, I know your girl, I know your baby mama. Damn man, she got the raw dick too. I know how to look up the baby mamas, And I was like, damn, how do I figure out what they look like? So

all the kids dark except from one. I was like, a white bitch or a light skinned beach. Let me figure it out. And then I clicked and I was like, oh ship, okay, so you threw a Caucasian in there. You had a moment, all right, But I do want to know what the baby mamas look like. That should have bothered me. Damn what the fathers look like like. I just want to know what I rank, you know what I mean? Yeah, I want to know what is

in this. But you know you do because see my, my, my, my man found out and realized he was part of a tried all the niggas could be brothers or cousins, and I was just like, nigga, you fit the mode. What can I say? So literally now when we're out, if a guy entered the room, he's like, you'll try right, yeah, yeah, you know what it's like because it's like, listen, I always say it my type of man. Just think of who Tyler Perry would cast in one of his movies.

They just all be following the same type of do and pretty. I like, all I think about is the hair. Okay, so they know their hair does not look like what Tyler Perry gives just the looks. I don't get that they don't have the road gain it's none of that. And Diary of the map he had a whole lace it was. It was an eek mill. Yeah, it was awful.

Oh I know exactly. Yeah, yeah, the like I see where they'll be saving money on Tyler Perry films in the hair and makeup is definitely in the hair and makeupp Not only that, they'll shoot an entire season or so an entire season will be shot in like a week or two. Like my homie work on ste they'll do the whole season in two weeks. And then the most recent movie that he dropped on Netflix was shot in two days. But that's common though. Production production Mandy Linton.

Anybody watched sex Sales? This is truth the am on location, we do two scenes a day. When I was doing the opener, right, I had changed my outfit and my makeup. They wanted to do eight in one day of me like reading mind, this is all improv I have somebody helped me with punch up. But basically, like I'll run down what you're about to see. Dog my face from changing makeup so much for starting to read my makeup part is like we we have to keep the same look.

I was like, no, I want to look lit. I was so exaust I was missing an earring in three episodes in the beginning scene because I was just changing so much. Like that ship is hard, but companies want you to fucking push everything in so they pay one day, right, Yeah, the production course is crazy. That's crazy though, because I'm like, we filmed the last though. That ship took the whole summer. It was dope, But that's what Maybe they got some

goddamn many final question. I feel like I didn't answer the last one with what what was the last question? Tenders? What they want? Pretty buches? You said, yell, that was it. I'm done. What does it mean when a man needs space? Do you feel like men are telling what they need space because they genuinely need space or they want you to get the funk out of their lives? Now a lot of dudes are suffering in silent Searlemagne with the mental health. It's like we we really be dying, Like

we men really need to see black people. We don't take men to health serious to begain with, And a lot of dudes need that man cave. A lot of dudes just want to watch the game in peace. It be little ship, I just want to watch the game. It don't even necessarily mean be around the dudes. It may just mean I just want to be quiet for today. See that, y'all both like had I've had that conversation, and I mean, sometimes I need space. Women we need

space too. So maybe women feel pushed away when men asked for and that's like, that's something that we have to work on because they're human just like we are, so we want space. I think that we should grant that to men as well. We don't need to be all up under them. Like sometimes I have a long, ast day and I'll just be like, hey, let's see each other tomorrow, Like today's just not gonna work. If Sometimes if a man says that, a woman be like,

what do you mean you're sucking another big? Yeah? What the what the you're gonna be doing if you're not gonna be coming to see me? No, women are crazy, Yeah, y'all. Brain automatically goes to other bitches. But it's like, no, I had a long day. I don't want to project this energy on you. You beautiful you got the kids seeing you at a dress. I don't want to do that to you. Yeah, like you know what I mean.

You know one of my home boys pregnant. Oh my god, this is not the maternity I tried to put my chips in it. Whatever. One of my homeboys lost a friend a week ago and he was like benching to me about this girl he's dating, and he was like, wheezy, this bitch really blew my phone up today after she's seen me posting and naked died and was like, where the fund you've been at? He's like, bitch, hello, like you all my ship. You're telling me you hope I feel better, and like you bull me up when you

know my nigga is promise you. And I think that like we've got so much trauma that we like push onto other dudes that we can't see anything but the time that we've got cheated on and the time that you don't answer, And I wish that you know, and it's not I don't know. I think it's something that like it's gradually going to happen, but it would turn me off from someone. Well that's because women are not really out here healing like I had a chicken. I

had a chick. Tell me I ain't know she was single, right, so you know, I hit up. I'm like, oh, why are you single? All right? Go on the kid. And then she was like, yeah, but not right now, I'm healing myself. I respected that because I never heard that before. Right. I was like, damn, I like, come more. Two weeks later, matchup majam his whole new nigga. I'm like, what fun out of the healing we pulled up? Supposed to be up now? I feel like that was just a nice

way to Yeah, I like you wants huhn? She was healing with some other don't do that? What the more to me? She going to? I have not been to the municipal court and they don't know my name up here. I felt so awful. Like the address when I looked it up, it's the criminal court and I was just like, why can't it just say Queen's Court? Nope, that's criminal away. I want to ask on what she did so bad so, but I didn't really have thought nobody I was breaking

up a fight. I've been in that situation before. I was like, I just witnessed the fight on did not touch nobody and they're like, well what they said? Everyone Black Latino asked, all right, I'm gonna give a quick homemail update. So we have, uh, we have a homemaale that we read on our Patreon. Your Patreon member go listen to It is the town Hall episode for January where this girl was like super jealous of Oh sorry,

let me not say she was jealous. Her friends stopped talking to her because she said that her man was gay, and she said they've been friends for fifteen years, and she was really upset by the way. We read this homemaale on Patreon. I just I read in our January Patreon town So she said the girls man was had gay tendencies and it had been fifteen years. And the girl cut her off, and she was like really mean about the dude and saying like a lot of ships,

like he acts like a bitch. So we were like, yo, like you talking crazy. You probably talk crazy to your own girl. We understand why she cuts you off. So she wrote us back up date I heard it. Just wanted to clarify the first sinnis bitch. I already just wanted to clarify something. She's from Barbados and she said, Beijian culture is not as progressive with the l g B t Q plus I a movement, So maybe my virgin burbage came off from how we speak in my culture, and by we, I mean my ex best friend and

I as well. For most it is homophobia, but I didn't want that to be misconstrued on your show based on how comfortable, how comfortably I said what I said. Maybe I do have some deep rooted issues that I need to address. Secondly, I disagree with Mandy about me deserving to be blocked by her because fifteen years ain't fifteen days. We've slept in the same bed. We fought for each other and parties, We've waited for each other to finish fucking, and been through U T I S

East infection, mommy daddy issues, mental health struggles. Were deeply invested in each other's lives, and we would share our feelings on each other's relationships all the time and a conversation was needed um her sharing about how we can talk about our significant others was never not a thing before. But I do get what Mandy is saying about having to explain ship to your friends about your man, and it gets tiring, and to be honest, the only feelings

that do matter are yours and his. I say that to say I appreciate the comments for real, and I low key don't disagree with either of your views. I was just hurt and still am. Also for Mandy, I love the fact that I got to hear true feelings about your relationships. I get that friends, UM and being in the public make it hard for you. Take a look at Tobey and new Way and fat new Way relationship.

I don't know what you're talking about, do you, and see how dope they are and how their relationship came to be. Your dynamic isn't for other people. And as a real fan, I respect the choice to keep your life that way. And part of part parts from partly away from the podcast audience. We don't deserve to be able to comment on your love for this person and

what you decide to share. UM, we should. You should be mindful and how far you let us in going to catch up on your other is still buy for Wheezy, don't be moaning like that another people year. UM, I feel like here's here's just a quick response to that. UM, thank you for writing in. I do feel like, um what she said in terms of why the friendship, you know, why, why she shouldn't be blocked. I do believe that friendships do come in seasons and waves. Not everyone's made to

stay with you for life. It doesn't matter how much you guys have been through. And this person clearly was hurt by you. And maybe maybe she's grown past whatever homophobia. You still feel like you have to get past um due to whatever is deep rooted in you based on your upbringing. Um, but her man. But that's only if her man is gay. But but but that's what I'm ain't the fact that she also like was appreciative of me saying that I appreciate people saying out of my relationship,

I agree the same to her friend. I think that that's probably what hit her the most and why she was able to write like that email. WELLI the email is so intense and if y'all again, it's on the town Hall episode for January, she was like, he'd be acting like a bitch, posted like a bitch and her naked game she wanted to give Mary so bad that was mad. She said it was mad invested in her

friend's relationship. Claims that was her best friend and they've had all this time, and I think so her homegirl blocked her and she was really you know her, and I'm knock on front. I do think you might have had that energy with your home girl. She was probably like, damn, bitch, I'm happy and married and you got to bring this sh onto me and I'm happy. But also that started with almost her making an excuse for herself why she has homophobia in her and it's just very homophobic period. Yeah,

and you're projecting and probably it's respecting my partner, my husband. No, I'm sorry. I don't care if you're a friend or a family member. I'm not going to accept that, and he probably doesn't want to accept that in order for me to maintain my happiness, which if you're a friend and you do care about me, my happiness should come first, not your homophobic opinions on my man, who clearly is not gay because he's with me a woman. However, may

he be on the Kinzie scale. Sure you listen to this pot though, bro Let her accept whoever her man is sexually. That's her business, not your exactly, like she gotta make sure her home is happy. Yes, first period, just founded single and no, I mean a friend Martha, she definitely single and single. Oh hate you bad? You ain't got yall girl, can up what that's right? That was up? I'm sorry, but you just made it worse. I love it because no good now here you're gonna

fully hate me up. But but but what if he is a little gay or whatever, how she knows her friend don't like that talking about how he used to be fat. Now you got titties. The fact that she even said, my friend is also from Barbados, okay, And maybe she grew past it, maybe like the man on the you know, on the middle of the Kensey scale. Maybe she paid her nigga and maybe he's like a little more you know, And you don't know what. I

don't know, okay. I think sometimes when it's a random pegg niggas somebody you wanted to talk about it so bad with just that's what he's saying. You're the one sitting next to the banana and you put that there, and I'm a guess thinking, no, I'm not. No, my cakes ain't on the lawn. I'm chilling. He said you were single to day, but I ain't. That only I don't want no pipe in me. No, you got a pipe that's really aggressive. It's just you know, okay, right.

I was listening to the last so last night and she was like, nah, how was I had to get the hornets? Something like, oh my god, she got equipment to go with? There is equipments picked out the little dick I wanted to with the big up like she's multiple dick. I LOVEBC dick. Yeah, I hitting it right with this dick. Get the other dick hole, let me get a brief did you know? But you know what's crazy? When I started like having sex women, I didn't realize

you need the harness either. Like I kind of just thought it was like a piece of underwear that you pull up. No, the whole harness. Why are you laughing with your guess? You know? Body? Come dick? And how many other words? Can we come here? I'm going Dave's Mike real quick. When you have sex? Can we leave this in here? You'll me tell me? Can't we? She's turning red? Do you do you ever purchase straps or harnesses? Yes? Are you to get ever? You just top her bottom?

Um bottom? You're the bottom. So do you choose your own strap. She's the bottom together. Yeah, she's the bottom. Your dude picked the one he wanted. Oh you go together, you prefer to pick your own. Um, I feel like we we gotta pick like I did it together. Like I can't just be like I want that one, Like I think you gotta work for both of us. Oh, you like doing it together. It's a bonding thing. I love it. That's how I went, Like I went with him to the sex store both times. So I never

did that with my ex girlfriend. I feel like she would just be like, okay, go get us some ship. What she was more shy than me. I think she would like the nasty ship, but like she never really went with me. I just come home and be like, here's what I got it into our relationship. I started doing a horrible decision. I love. I got so much ship still in the package. It's like, I mean, like, okay, let's try this one today. We gotta undo it from

the package. It's like a lot. Why no one even sent us a strap yet the strap name makes straps that strap. I mean we did get a scrap, not the harness we got strapped from King Noir. You just said it was too big, Mandy, that is not I use it almost weekly. I love it. It's huge, it's your pussy far after Yeah, because there will be air

going into it. I quep like a bit when I wasn't saying that's be funny because like it's such a big dick, not trying to make you feel it's I think when you pull it out, there's air whole pussy. Just be like, yeah, by the way, it sounds like a balloon when you take the air out of it. You know how weird it feels too. I mean, if you just let him know that came out my pussy. But like, because there's women who think that turns us off, Nah,

like that, that's that turned me on. Like I keep going off like that, and y'all can tell when it comes out the pussy, and they can tell we're trying to keep making it. Do that why this is opening up niggas, that's weird. A lot of dudes feel like, yeah, I'm making that pussy talk, bro, it's just a little bit of air in there. Bro you that that also, by the way, is kind of why I want to

be gay again. I feel like niggas loved bragging about what they did to a pussy, And when I meant lesbians when I was sucking, I was never like, yeah, I made our content, Like why do niggas need it so badly? The niggas will do that belong like the niggas who say that because niggas good and things don't talk at all. Women could see. Women can see through all of that ship. Women could see through all of that, Like, now he's talking too much. I can tell by the

way he's staying there and he's not doing none of this. No, we can't. So I learned that in college. This dude he used to come to basketball practice every day and tell us how he fucked the dog shit out of his girl. And we knew his girl. She was bad Colombian chick, and we're like, bro, that's my wild uncomfortable, like we know her, that's the disrespectful conduct. And then she stopped sucking us. She was like, you stick, don't get hard like that, like I don't know what he's

telling you. And then she stopped sucking us, just like, bro, you gotta stop. Bro, you you making yourself look terrible. Outhead. You can't talk about don't hype your dick too much. No. I think that's if your girl is gonna go and funk all the guys that you told. Because I can't wait to Pello talk with a Nick. I'd be like, let me say you by him. She just wants to be loved you, sig. I love Hello talking. I was watching. Huh, never mind what you said with a gun? No, Hello,

I love Hello talking? How does that keep? How do I keep saying that every episode? You say that word is wrong Hello? You say it with a sense of bliss in your That's like you can't wait, like you about to leave you and go do that ship I want to. I'm about to talk to me, like, tell me why this nigga said you want me? I'm a caking asshole, all right? Now? Tell people where to find you and if you have any dates in Marchie have places that you normally frequent or something like that. Yeah,

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there that it was packed. Oh weekend March tense. It was Nigga's out there, but you know it was it was. It was more Niggers than I expected. I thought it was like Farmers but it's still back to and Boise is dope. But the other cities, I don't know. March sent through the third team Boise, Idaho, I mean Chicago the last weekend in April as well. Then we have a lot of Chicago listeners. Yeah, come on out. I'm

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By the way, who's rich be selling out fucking stadiums not stadium, sorry, theaters and fucking does all these Bravo shows. We can't walk down the street without people knowing her and be like, bitch, why do you keep shooting your ship and it don't move around? I need to see the camera bounce back and forth. Yeah, I mean, Michael Rapparee. It should be looking wild, regular Mike. Get the angles man, the fun the angles like what the next extra, Brad,

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waiting for you to read like. It's so weird because, I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies. You already know some of them, niggas. Listen, I wasn't even seeing you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously like. And so the fact that she was trying to exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy, it's just like, then, here's the more of the ship. He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago because I haven't

had a haircut over a year. You know a lot of rappers and people do that before they're like they got an album or a big day or whatever. I don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part of my collection. Next pair of tits and Assideby is gonna come with a refund if we break break up that contract. That bitch I build you up to sit on another nigger. Shehelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter for the first time since February when she did that ship. He

hadn't been on higher time. I'm glad. I'm glad that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he took a break from social media because he was doing just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing. So he was talking a lot of ships online and not winning fights. So that was great, but also especially that you shouldn't have one at the best line and honestly, like,

who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page got deleted, Remember my page kept to getting the It actually happened during the town hall the first time my page got to lead it. Instagram keeps deleting me, right, it hasn't happened in a wild thank god. So basically I kept getting to leading on Instagram, and the day that it happened, I was also locked out of an email account, and I say, oh, Lord, didn't got my news. So for some reasons, no, I just figured they would

do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it was. I thought they would get the passwords and find it. So for some reason, I called Andrew because I thought he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude, I should help me, and he was like, whoa, well, hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said, where are you checking? Ready? He goes, because you probably if it's not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do

you think anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out, and he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't even a bad look for like what you do for a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is. I was about to say when my nude went all over the reddit. There it was a good one that you had, what if mine isn't good? Well, it was also weird because it was from when I was eighteen years old, so it was just it's clearly old. Yours

is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I was eighteen living in Atlanta before my titties even started dropping, Like, get the funk out of here. You're just lucky. It was good because it could be bad. We are good. I don't send out bad one, so I don't have bad ones, but I have in my phone, like I'll

go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've got ones that may be like that that didn't get sent out and if they had the eye cloud, let me go

through that. Actually, the day like bro, speaking of that ship, I was talking to a whole girl of mine who like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo, he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't care about her, He doesn't think that she will expose him because they've been in a relationship for a minute.

But he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said they fucking went too best Buy and they kept telling the girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay, I see what y'are saying. So then's just that the girl was trying to help her, like to like tell her how to basically like make the sex tape. And she said that there's so many of them that require USB or SD cards that they had to get such an old one to actually get tape footage. I was about to say, like, and then even if you get

it on a tape, how do you play it? Like, there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people. So but but that's still connect it to the internet. I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, there there's PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying, like, so this is what they came up with. Um it wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one

of their birthdays. So he plays ball, and um, he's like all around the country, right, but he is someone who's like no, and so I get why he's scared. But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in their head too much about getting exposed? Like are they think is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to be a probably well not only extortion um like I don't know, niggas will claim they lose millions, like when I was a blogger, I did a story and posted