Ep 258: Bionic Bish (Ft. Dayna)

I mean, I mean so okay. But you know what I'm like, is this poc damn not a white woman. And I mean, you're probably like the fifth one on the podcast in the last seven years. I don't nuts. Yeah, I'm not gonna lying you weren't giving white woman at all. Maybe it's the late tex I was about to say, y'all, y'all are watching this on YouTube. This is probably the best you're probably the best dressed guests. I would say

you came into motherfucking you came in no honored. I was so nervous, And because you guys are like sucking podcast royalty, I'm obsessed, and like I felt like I had to brand, like with COVID, you know, like I've been inside of maybe like a games, a little bit of weight. I wasn't feeling so good and I was wearing gaining in your chip straight to your tips. I was wearing, you know, just like my normal leather liggings in a shirt and I was like, what the fuss,

I'm gonna wear a late tex like bring it. It's horrible decisions. I love this. You were supposed to be on our show. We met you and we were ironically, we're doing a white podcast. It was Whitney and damn what the other Wednesday Martin Wednesday Wednesday Martin's pod and she has a book that actually someone gifted me, which is crazy. Um. And we ran into you in the lobby and we were like, oh my god, we have to have you on. So two years later, so damn

bionic woman. But how and why? Bionic bit? I was trying to but you don't ever have to be worried about being PC offending me. You could be like, have you ever shoved your arm up? Someone's asked like I literally, um, but yes, I was born and missing my left arm. Um, right below the elbow, and I went like, um, like maybe twenty five years without a prosthetic. Like they tried to give me them, and I was like, fun that I don't want that. Um. Like I was a kid,

I would like rip them off. I actually hit a kid in the head in pre school and got kicked out with my Well maybe you know she should be angry. He was talking about it. We got to give you a pa resemblesh it I can't remember, Like my mom said that he called me a robot arm or something,

so she had to pretend to be mad. But then like she was like, but than because I don't like the prosthetics that have like when I see people, Yeah, because you know what I would do they it was it was called a a mile electric arm, I think or something like that, and it was, um, kind of like it functions like this, but I had like this weird, nasty like skin thing over it that's supposed to look like skin. So wait, was it giving dildo like it

was giving dildo? It was. It wasn't giving dildo. But but you know how even depending on the material of a dildo, some of them capture lint like crazy, is that what you're prosthetic exactly what you're talking about. And that's why I always condom the dildo no matter what. But you get like cat hair balls in my vagina sometimes, girl, just know I literally So I learned that the way to keep like fuzz and lint and hair off of those dildos is to put it in a velvet that

like a little velvet bag. So there's actually if you guys go to the sex store, there's lint. There's velvet bags to put your dildos in so that you don't get your cat hair or lint or dust on those

types of that. I'm thinking about it. When I get a sex way, it probably does anal plugs come in like those smelledet bags, and then to keep it away from my let's throws them out and then puts it in a drawn romantic what I want to like master, I don't want any to open any ship like having one hand as hard enough as it is, I just want to grab it. Like, so you're since we've I was gonna say, like ran into you that day, like you're married now I am. How do you meet your wife?

I met her on bumble Really come and give us well I'll give you a realty and she'll probably kill me. But I don't actually give a FUX because like, I like you guys, and it's it's for the career. I need people to go listen to my pody. Yeah, what is it? Well she went and let's talk about it. She was married and on bumbled BFF. But nobody's sucking on bumbled BFF for friends. Like, I just feel like you were really going to my mother. I was when

I first moved to New York. I was like, I'll just download bumble BF and I found girls to go out and hang out. And then did you go down on them? No, you went down on a lot of bitches. Bro, you're telling them you didn't go down on them, But can I be honestly you're still wanting to be friends that I was. I was looking for women on another app? Anyway, were you looking for like so on bumble BFF? Right,

if you're looking for friends. When you were looking for friends, you still was swiping if they was attractive though, right, Like you wanted your friends to be But that's trying to be able to get in the club. So like, if I would have swiped on, you haven't been like, Okay, her titties don't get us in what you have to think about. I don't care how shallow that is, bitch, If you want to go out in New York. And this also, there's two different things. Attractivity may not be it.

You gotta just be flying. I believe that because I've heard some friends, like I have a lot of friends that are big in l A. They'll say something like, oh oh, if I go to this club, I ain'tta get in whatever. In New York. You just gotta be flies buck in your head. Yeah, because I was big getting into into places. But it's also because I normally knew the nigger and the club with the most money, or knew the owner, I knew the promoter. But I

was I was running these New York streets. Is a big bitch, at least in the in the places that I wanted to be, not a meat back. And that's why me and Herd stopped partying together Greenhouse and sh But on the nigga nights, I wasn't going to the White Party's. I was at Greenhouse on Mondays, I was no Griffin Monday's Greenhouse was I think Thursdays like it was when all my people was in there. I never tried to party. People was turning to be away. I was like, no, your big bitch as could go some

Well take you out to West Village. Now we're newer on bumble VFF. Were you looking for pussy? Okay? So I didn't, I claim, And this is I had no idea that I was on bumble BFF. So like, this is where the story gets wear because I think she's fucking full of ship that she was on bumble BF because why I don't have I have enough friends buried another woman. Yes, I don't need any more friends and I wouldn't go on the internet to find them. So I don't understand how we match, right, But her claim

claim is that she is looking for friends. Right, So we go on a date and I date we got to get her on alsam and no, oh my god, no, And I was that's what I did on my first one. See, that's how I funk all the girls. We went to a spot. Are you serious? That's how you okay? Okay, So you go on your quote unquote date, right, um? And I was like, I'm a Saxon dating writer. And before that, I was just like the biggest sucking hore Like I did not take any date seriously, I went

on a date with anybody to write about it. Also, like a lot of pressure. And I don't know if you guys feel this way, because if it's part of your career to like talk about it, sometimes you got to do it for the story there was. It's a party of care to talk about it. I mean, well, we used one of the things that we like our excuses. We're doing it for research purpose. That's what we did a lot of you know, they were on this podcast

Dana right. Yes, I wouldn't if I was pronounce the wrong, but feel you the A few weeks ago, I had an episode where I talked about Plan B in this crazy as story. Last night I was on the phone shot at me and talking about how this episode performed, right, and I told him the full on story about this guy fun reactor only came to me and he was like, yes, what do you think this is? That's horrible? And you got a discount on the Plan B. Right, Yeah, it

was an employee discount thanks to whoever she was. But you're right, though, there is like a little bit of pressure to where you kind of feel like you ought to be out there. It's yeah exactly. So I was going on like a lot of dates without necessarily a care and I can be a little sociopathic con trolly like and just like not like I will just show up and don't I don't really, I wouldn't really care that much. But this, you know, I swiped on her

and I was like, wow, she's gorgeous. She was older, and I was like, okay, so I took this one seriously. I you know, I had like a prim little martini first, and I you know, it went to the wing. I took a shower and street in my hair and I was like cute, Like I'm taking this seriously. I didn't wear like a slutty ass outfit or were like a nice little dress, and she was like nice. She was very very nice. She was a gentleman. She opened the door when we pulled my chair out for me, all

the things that I really appreciate. And then as we're talking, she's like blah blah blah blah blah my wife. And I was like like short circuited, and I was like, what is this an opening? And he's like waiting for someone to come out with a camera or something, and she was like, oh yeah, I'm just looking for friends right now. And then I was just like home at Martini, bitch, because you're not gonna have a wife much longer. And

she left her wife a month later? What a month later later filing when I tell you you must have got that tongue action, baby, maybe it might. Let be honest, it is something different than maybe anyone else would hey, But I just never felt like I just fell for her like crazy, because like I said, I was going on like all these days and like no one probably would have expected me to get married. Was kind of out a left field, and like I just like, and

we've been together for two years now. It wasn't like a mannic thing where it was like quick, like we've been together a while now, and I just love. Have you been scared of karma? No? Well, the girl wasn't very nice, and I pray for her. I am a nice Italian girl, and I do pray for her. Uh stopping, I'm I'm made husbands and I pray sometimes to like girl, I would want to be in your position, prayed him happiness now with the sex and dating writing just curious

because like that's your entry into this world. Like what kind of stuff do you talk about? Is it specifically like lesbian ship? Yeah? Mostly, although I somehow have like all the viral essays that I've either given tips for or wrote him out, it's all fucking blowjob stuff, and I'm like, waste of my life? You get blow jobs? Have you been by before? You gold star gay? Well? No, I'm not gold star. I just I guess. I guess I give a great blow job, and I love to

suck dildos. Um, yeah, I love like a nice strap buses, can I can? I ask you? So? When I have my strap, one of the things that I really like, just visually, I want the person that I'm about to peg to suck my dildo. However, of course there is no sensation clearly that I feel from it, and I don't really want to suck dial does because the thing that I like about blow jobs, and I feel like we're only saying blow jobs because you're white. Because I

just say sucking dick. I don't think I've ever really said blowjobs. I don't mean to say something I should have just went along with it. Yes, I'm like, okay, Like when I not black fishing. But when I sucked dick, I think that the reason why I enjoy it so much is because I love received, like getting the pleasure. So why the hell do you enjoy sucking dildo? Because I'm a sick, demented fucking I like really, when I was gay out, when I had a girlfriend, like I

was doing the same ship. I don't know what it why because it's fat, like maybe because you missed sucking dick. I don't know. I think it's like and it's nasty anyway, that's her. Yeah, it's like a you know, like a like a power and control thing like I like getting my face fucked and just have a lot of people in the room. No, wait, so do you guys, because you're talking about face sucking, Like, could you do the dildo like let's just say free standing or does it

need to be strapped? You needs to be strapped otherwise I feel like it's like, I don't know, like a fucking like it's just a cucumber. Yeah, okay, I guess that makes sense. Why what about you don't you do anything? You were just sting dildo's like in your hand, like because we use the double dildo a lot. So okay, okay, so would you suck it while it was like in her I don't remember, but I just remember. I remember, but I know I need one time because she was

sucked up. She's not gonna remember this, but it vibrated. By the way you asked me on that episode we had about plan B if her friend or someone asked if her friends listen, not one of her home girls leaving a message like, yeah, bitch, we still listen to the ship was Where was that on YouTube? Where was I don't know? Yeah, someone said it on like Twitter to me, like, let's figure out if scissors still listen. I said, I'll maybe her friends don't anymore because I

don't me. She was like, we listened. Bit So anyway, there's this time where we were using like a vibrating one and remember when it was in my mouth, Like I feel that vibrating in my teeth, but I didn't want to ruin the moment. Oh yeah, see that's weird. It was weird. But I also like was like I can't do like power on and off. Now, Yeah, I feel like that would give you like anywhere it was it was, it wasn't good. But anyway, actually being at the dentist in the bedroom, I'm having an Ariola slip,

an Ariola slip. We need to watch we have We're on ariola really big right now. It's look amazing. Thank you. Maybe I've never seen them in this like no, I never. I don't show cleavage about both like stupid hot, like I can see that on Instagram. But I'm being off. You know, I will say about you, you give this very like I'm curious to know if you're a dumb Every picture of yours looks very like. This outfit is

giving dumb but bionic bitch. I guess maybe it will put it in by it too, but like, no, like you have a like dominating like are you. I think that I'm very dominating in like life and personalities, but like in bed, like I want to be like slapped

around and choked and like called a level slide. Okay, I was actually gonna say when you spoke about your first date that wasn't a date and you said she was a gentleman, So even giving that masculine role to someone else led me to, yeah, this is the outfit to throw me off. It's giving dumb. But when you speak, I'm like no, it's giving horror now power like power bottom.

Let's talk about Yeah, what is it? Like? I don't I'm not like a fem will wear like a frilly little dress, like I'm always in like tight pants, but like I'm still like a girl. You know what it's It was an episode I think it was with Sophia with an f that you had on and you were talking about like how to ask out girls always have

a problem. It was so interesting because, like, I think a lot of like politically correct people, especially like on the internet, like where I work in the space of writing about Lesbanis, was like ginger rules exist and it's like, guess they like so like them. I like them. But like when you're asking out a girl, right, it's like kind of weird because it's like if I ask her out,

do I have to be the man? Right? That's that's always so interesting And I love that you guys brought that up because I feel like people are not walking honest about that and it drives me not So how do you have that conversation like or or or if you're going on your non date date, like do you all go dutch? Because you're both women like split a bill,

my pussy drives up. I killed myself like I would never no split, no spot, I wouldn't even split with a friend, Like that's just fucking ratchet, Like I'm so I don't like it's just if you're inviting someone else to have spent time with you and have a dinner like I don't like that. No, I could dig it, so damn that means I gotta pay the bill because I'd be I'd be hollering at bitches like I'll send

them drinks. But now clearly I don't know how to get past the drink like I could get buy you a drink, now a holiday at you when we get on the phone, I don't know how to talk to them like a lesbian. Well you made the first move, so I don't talk like don't it's just like, okay, do we talk about our favorite shows? Like I know how to engage in conversations with men that I'm trying to shoot my dating. Most questions we have when it comes to someone like dabbling in the pool of pussy.

It's ship like this and we've only had one, like for real, for real gay bite on. Shout out to my girl Kristen and I feel like and when I say for real gay bitch, I mean in terms of like someone that's like actively dating a woman in present day, you know, like most of the people we have on are like buying, open and free and slutty, just like we all are. But yeah, I do want some some of the answers to this struggling what's the answer to that?

How do you ask a woman? Oh? Okay, so this is just like for me personally, so like, don't come from me the sat that work for you, but like it has, like and I do have a lot of like dating if I should on the internet, and it

has worked. But like so I am I'm very sexually aggressive and um like I have just again like I maybe missing a chip, Like I don't really care about rejection or anything, like I'm not missing something you hate me and YouTube like damn bite, why do you have to make the missing something to Oh I didn't even catch you? Okay wait, I was born missing an arn't and a chip, And like I just don't care because like, if I'm attracted to a woman, like I will just walk right up to her and be like can I

buy you a drink? Did you do that? With him and yeah, I just give zero. I don't care, and like if I'm wasted, it's probably maybe not the most becoming thing to do, but like I'm just like want to funk, Like I just don't care, Like I think there's so much pressure on I could do that thought. And like when I'm joinking a girl is flirting with me, I'll just let them know I eat your pussy in real life, Like I let them know that I will

eat your pussy. That is aggressive. I want to get inside, Like how do you tell like how do you court in data woman? Do you invite a woman on a date? How do you outside of me telling her? Damn I should out of you? Would be easy. I could tell one all day long? Okay? How do I make it not about sex and just take them out on a date without it being weird? Okay? So I think this

is where the gender thing kind of comes in. Where this is like where it's like politically incorrect, and I'm like, if you're the man or the girl, but I don't get I'm just gonna do it. So like I if I ask a fam out like such as, what of you? If I wanted to take you out? I would say like I'd love to take you out or whatever, like can I take you to dinner? And we would just talk like normal. However the funk we would talk wherever that that's about like makeup or our assholes or like

with your friends. So out with your friend, but you kind of want to suck your friend, and like I would pay the bill because I asked you out right, And then then I feel like fam on fam it gets a little like turn taking if you like, if you are seeing each other frequently, maybe like you'll pay next time, like I think, But I just think bill should never be split ever ever, ever ever ever um. But like in terms, I feel like people think that just because like you're fem on fem, maybe there's going

to be like a clear dynamic. I think conversations like for me personally, have always ended up the same exact ship the way you would talk if you're out with your friend, you just happen to want to funk this woman. I think it gets complicated when you're like really good answered. Now on the other end, what I would want to, like just to become bat of here. I've been watching the New Sex and the City and just like that, Yeah, people are freaking out about Shadeas and I'm like, okay,

she cut cute. I have trauma. Trauma because if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I look like Sarah Ramrez, who is the fucking girl who plays t Daz, I would buy a birken bag. Like I cannot like, actually don't say her. I shudder. I want to kill myself. Thank you. I don't think have you watched it yet? Um I watched. Basically, her character is this like butched but like like this lesbian that also is giving you the vibe that they're like going

to take control. But a lot of people do that, like enjoy that stud ship when they're like a young m a vibe. Right, let's go back to our democrats. Was my neighbor for like a while, and I always tried to suck her and she just did not pay any attention to me. And I never heard my birthday party and she was like she didn't pay any attention to me either. At the drink conft, I tried to buy her a drink. I was like, I'm good, so

I the tiniest. The girl was tiny, tiny, like smaller than me, tiny like tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny because you guys both have big titties and asked and I'm just developing. But but this was when I was like, oh, I wonder if she wants them, because she could take it, you know what I mean. Whatever, But he's giving super stud And so with those types of lesbians or studs or whatever, what would your advice be for someone attracted

to them? Okay, so if they're not making the first move, then I think that they're full of ship and shouldn't be stud But you're gonna take their hair, interested in the strap, asked me out and pay? They may not know you're You're like, right, no, So I've hit on a lot of women like that too, because I'm an equal opportunity split and I think that a lot of like a lot of times, like people like that put a lot of pressure on like the more masculine woman

to do those things. And you're right, like, you don't know if you are. They might not know if you're into them, so it's quite flattering when you make the first move. However, that's so bad as soon as they find out I'm bisexual, they're not really I feel like they like buys better, not the ones that I don't think they like buys better. I think they want the straight girl. Oh and I can only say that shout out to my friend Vinnie, who loves him a straight

man who's curious about touching dicks. He Vinnie eats that ship up. Vinnie as a friend of the show and or uh, I was gonna say assistant or a tour to our manager, whatever you wanna call it. But Vinnie will go out with me to straight bars over a gay bar because you know there's someone in there that might be curious. And I think it really gets him the funk off. I just don't. I mean, I understand it, I just can't. But it's just so not something. I

don't like it either. If you're not attracted to me, I don't want to like. I don't want you to become attracted same. I'm not going to try to convince you now anyway, ask the butch out and then she should probably pay. I agree, yeah, And then I feel like that's a more clear dynamic where you could be like the cute little flirt and then it's like not as ner wracking on a date because the roles are more obvious now. In our horrible decision, is more about

sex questions for me with you. But the last thing I want to know is how you got proposed to and how married lesbian life is. I got proposed you um at a winery, which is like the most basic thing that I'll ever do in my life. But it was just like so fucking I did um. I we I went with like a group of my friends and my wife doesn't drink um and I'm like a severe, raging alcoholic. But it works out because she like drives

and likes and like crackhead friends. So she was like, oh, why don't you go take a walk to the water and like I'll order a bottle of wine for you guys, And like I'm a I have like the dts at this point, I'm like, but I want the wine. Now, why can't I just wait for the wine? I don't know, And she was like, walk to the water and I'll bring you the wine. So now like my antenna's up because I'm like water have to away from a wine. So I'm like walking to the water and now sometime

goes by and like we're all having a conversation. But my antenna was definitely because of the wine thing. But then she walks over with the wine and everything seems normal, and um, I just turned around and she was like on her knee and she was crying, and she's like not very emotional. She's really not. That's really specially when like you're watching the man quote unquote sorry gender rolling

here at the wedding, I'll be like yeah. And it was just it was so raw and like to see her like that, because I can be very emotionally open and crying and whatever, but to see her just like that and like she just she could barely even get the words out. And she just said, like you changed my life. Would you do the honor of being my wife? Like couldn't even get the words out. And I was like, of course, I'm and your wife is held Wow, so your wife was ready to get married. You're a little younger.

Do you guys want kids? Um? She does. I don't, And like I know that's like this is another thing. I feel like people are like, this is the most important thing. You should talk about it before you get married. But I'm like, should you though, because I feel like she I can get her to change her mind toxic take yes, I would saying I can't understand I would say, if it's a deal breaker, it's not a deal breaker.

And I also think that's when he doesn't actually want that, because like she is so fucking selfish and if we get slightly inconvenient, she like can't handle it. So I'm like, you would literally like you just you would leave a kid in a bathtub, like when we're on a plane and she's like, well, why can't they just cover the kid's mouth and make us stop crying? And I'm like, we're not having kids, Like no, put a mask on it. But we'll see. You know what's funny about Jusian And

I feel like that's Mandy's wib with kids. And I feel like Mandy's gonna have one. I think I told her, you know what, get me a nanny where I think in the abortion clinic, like I'm not having a baby, we'll speaking of baby Vanilla. Sh It's about fertility. So this is what really scared me because the night I had to plan and b it was a full moon and I saw this ship pop up and I said, oh my god, six during a full moon and other odd tricks are things that couples try in bids for pregnancies.

So basically, um, you know, everybody's always looking it up, especially when they're having trouble, like could I do kind I left my legs up, gonna do this, and I do that. So this is everything not to do if you don't want to get pregnant. So things people do to get pregnant, cutting out cards, carbs, becoming a vegetarian, Full moon sex two thousand parents on a study of two thousand parents swore that they laid down with their legs in the air and they got pregnant. Tracking their

ovulation cycle got them pregnant. UM sex in particular positions. I've heard of that one and this one. Losing weight increased chances of conceiving one intent, gave up smoking only a fifth, um quit drinking alcohol while trying to conceive. But the full moon ship is something that apparently has worked for forty two percent really in the study of two thousand. Now, I think it's because the full moon cycle can last longer, you know what I'm saying. But

it's like lengths. You're like your ventral cycle too, like the moon girl people told me, because mine started on January one, my peer, my period just start early at the top of the year. But that's normally a thing with our cycles. Like at the top of the year, our cycle is picks whatever week it wants to come, and then it's there, and then I want to God every year, bro, your period is not gonna be on

like regular cycles. It's not the my calendar. It literally will just pick which Like my ship came like two weeks early, bro, a the top of the year. I think mine sweeched at the top of the year. And I don't know why. Maybe after you do twelve cycles, they say, okay, bitch, just the moon, bitch, it was a new moon cycle. Oh, I guess the moon was still there. But but my ship came early to where when I thought I thought I was gonna come back

from a ruby and get some dick. And I was like, this ship came early, but it was because it was the top of the year. Well, someone told because I tweeted about how the year started blood and his girl was like she was giving hotep. She was like, we see blessings to your sister because now you have your new movie cycle periods today. I was like, ntch, I was trying to get some new deep is what I tried to get. Okay, anyway, and you did. That's why, okay,

and so let's move on to the horror job. Now you give sex tips um, even if it is blow job or second dick, which is so funny because you said you felt like you were saying blow jobs because she was here. One of the first things out of your mouth was niked Knight. What I say, I go on Nick and Knight. I would go on Nick and Night blow jobs because I mean, I said that. We I don't think we've said blow job this much on an episode. We say sucking dick, we say dick, and

our our motherfucking mouse. We thought they wouldn't say so when giving the job, I will say, we say, but I think it's because you said blow jobs. So we were like, we know we're him to your guests. But the most uncomfortable Mandy ever made me with a white guest was sucking Lisa. Why because man, my friend, I know, but you were just mat her that day. I thought, no, I've known, we said. We sat on the pod and talked about how we've been in the same room and

known each other for you know. She was like me and my nigga, and me and my nigga and I was like, oh, no, I know Lisa, like that's that's like my friends. And then she she didn't what's your besties? But like I've known her brothers, she should say brother. She's a white woman, should say brothers. I mean she should say brother. Noether for me, at least they say African American black. Thank god, at least she didn't say brothers.

It was brother. What did it work? Because she was she sucks brothers and bored but yveliest man she was. She was my pick for when I say so we're talking about like her doing porn. But of course, I mean she doesn't want to sit there and be like black man. Why why she did it? All? Flat r

I don't see it. I actually get more uncomfortable with brothers than I would black because and I think there's a thing where when people won't say black, like when people say African American, I'd be like, oh my god, yeah, I don't like what someone says African American because not all black people are African Americans. They could be literally Africa, Jamaica.

They could be like, not all black people are. I just had to nicely explain this to my parents because my mom always thinks she's being very nice by saying African America. It was like, honey, no, and she's like, oh no, you don't say black it's not I'm like no, yes, Kent. She was like, oh good, all right, I want to say the right thing. I'm like nice. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe that's why many didn't say African American night it

was nick and night because she was including everyone. Okay, nor best tip you think that your readers have responded to that you gave h Um responded to that. I gave glue your lashes on. If you're about to give a blow job, like a good one, be like really prepared if you're about to suck dick. Excuse me, Like, so this is one that like when I actually didn't write it, like I gave advice for it under my drag name, which is I need a spray tan Anita.

Spray tan um Anita Anita, spray tan um. So like if you know that you're even if you're going to eat pussy, doesn't have to be this is what just happened to be like an article that I was asking about sucking dick, but like, be so because I feel like people are all up in like thinking about like my armpits smell is like my pussy clean this and that? Okay,

are your lashes glued on? Is your hair in? Because I have different weave and different hair extensions that I'm gonna wear if I know I'm gonna have rough sex then night. Your lash is double glued. Have you showered after your spray tan? What kind of lipstick are you? Okay? Are you wearing like infallible lipstick, like the one that that dries whatever, because your lips are going to crash all over the dick. I hate it. That's the worst I talked about like when going to the sex club.

Red lips are what you say far away from like there's certain you said she was given it was given hurt by the face when you talked about the Atlantisa you know, Oh yeah, So I made out with a girl in the club and she had red lipstick and it wasn't giving hurt, but my whole face was like red when I got to the People think that red lipstick is gonna be sexy, and it is. It is it is. I wear red lips on the pot all

the time in certain environments. If you know you sucking dick, if you know you're gonna do a makeout session with someone, stay away from my lipsick. I mean I wasn't planning on it. I'm not a post to it, but I didn't think we're going to do that. It's giving no, But like I already like red lipstick, even when I wear it on a date. I'm like my mom actually, who just turned seventy. I was buying her some lipstick were at the store because I went to France. And as you can see by the hat, I know I'm

gonna bring it up in every episode. I mean for for the last two months, y'all are just gonna hear France and every topic. P. B. Stanford Bury. Wow. Yeah, Actually, I bring it up so much of the joke. I was on the phone and someone said they couldn't hear me. I was like, I was traveling internationally. Maybe that's why.

Maybe there's a kind stop anyway, So I said to my mom, So as my mom is always wearing these big wigs, and I said, Mom, like, you can't wear the lipstick that's creamy because the makeup pulls from right there. Like She's like, well, this is the easiest one to get off. So if you're kissing, or it should be this one. The mat is the one that makes a mess.

And to be honest, she is right. She's right because the match is the one that's like supposed to stay on and it's like it's you gotta fucking scrub that ship even to get off and gets called all on the creases, so it's like so nasty. Yeah, so cream lipstick, I guess would then be the tip cram della cram. If you want something that will easily come off before your sucking dick or before you go to a makeout session, you want it to be the cream lips and glue

on magnetic lashes magnazete. Weight of the magnetic lashes keeps them on, but the glue is like gives like extra insurance. I do the individuals magnetic Okay, So like magnetic lashes or something that you put on with like magnetic liners. So they like, man, I've never oh yeah, but I'm not one of the makeup girls. Yeah, the magnetic lashes are are big thing. And uh, my best friend who had breast cancer, uh when she was going through chemo, that's that's the one where she tried. My mom also

tries to belueless. It's blueless. It's literally an eyeliner, and you just put the liner on and then the strip lash literally magnetizes to the eye line. There's no glue at all. But if you use glue, because you could easily just like pull them off with the magnet. Like, think about how easily you could separate. Nothing turn me off more if somebody's going down on me. And that's right, my ships be all over the goddamn sheets. Depending on how fresh my lashes are. You will see individual lashes

all over my bed after a rough sex. Just was cleaning my apartment and um, when I came home, he had the lashes like on the inside of like the mirrored cabinet. I was so embarrassed. Before I've definitely done that before. You just like you said it on the side, you make a new lash for them. This was this was right. That is kind of sweet and that's like

love now more the horrible decision. I do want to get into the sex, but before we do, I think it's important to maybe even touch on your coming out story a little bit. Sure, so tell us a little, but make it quick, because we want to hear about oh my god, okay, am I being a cacket on? Am I talking too much? No? No? I came out

like when I was like twelve. I'm like I was just always like a hyper sexual, like fucking nymphomaniac animal, like I don't even know how else to put it, Like I didn't like I feel like some people have like nice like coming out stories, like I just knew love is love and I felt and I was like, now I just wanted to funk people and everybody by or lesbian. I came out as by but I feel like, you know, by now gay later like that was like

my gap. Um yeah, And like I was out on my Space, and I wasn't out to my family because they're like Catholic Italian and I didn't think they could handle that. But I was like legit out in middle school, had a girlfriend, um, and just like never looked back and then came out like as a full dike in high school. What did your parents say that? I told my mom at the guynacologist because I had HPV and

I was young. I was like eighteen or nineteen, and I was like really fucking scared because also like the guy to college is like shames the ship at you and makes you feel like the nastiest. So I got the call and um, I had to get my servis like scraped. And then I had pre cancer cell so I had to do this. So I was like, you know what, I'm freaking scared. I want my mom to come with me, like this ship is sucking scary, and I want my mom's valium prescription too. I don't want

to see this. So she came with me, and for some fucking waxed out reason, I thought that doctor was gonna like tell my mom I had like a lesbian vagina, like I just don't know why. I'm like sitting there in the stirrups and I'm like he's never taking a day. I just like know for a fact, like I just think that I don't know. I So I'm like, mom, I also sleep with women. And she's like you have bigger problems than that right now, and like fucking great.

So that was that, and then I told my dad because I asked him to drive me to the Pride Rade. He's like that's the gay people, right, and I was like yeah, and I was like he's like all you and I was like yeah. He was like if you get you gay. I thought it was going to be the most like terrified, the most unceremonious thing, like zero fox given. But you know, I do want to say, like I feel like sometimes when people have a great coming out story, because that's a good one, right, yeah,

people like, oh well, we suffer the things. But I do want to normalize something. There are some good ones and we should definitely try to celebrate that ship because we've all heard the at least that ship. Man, I'm so lucky. My parents were incredible, and like it's probably one of the reasons I have such a big mouth and like can come on shows like this and talk because I had a really good support system. How do you tell your mom you were even puss? I think

she knew. My mom also just said we've all done things. I think my mama any sumpussy to be probably did I think my mama pussy before? I feel like I found my mom said on this show she never didn't she say, she just will act like she did. She was saying something like that she's had three stoths, but she was like, I've never kissing is okay? Okay? So I want to talk about fetishize and fetishization because you're I'm assuming somebody that would show their arm or your

hand on a dating app. Yes, what's some of the weird ship people have said? And do you feel like they wanted to go out on a date with you or you because of your own mostly men? Like I feel like that doesn't happen as frequently with women. But like when I was younger and I had dating apps like set to Men, it was always like the fucking a sty a ship, Like, what the fund is wrong with you? What? What was the craziest thing someone said that they wanted you to do with your arm to them?

Just well, you know what that was? A woman was at the Dinah Shore. It's like the biggest lesbian pool party. I think, like in the world. What's it called? Did the Dinah Shore? We should all go back Dinah the golf bitch and then like Dinah Shore, like she's a person, and then like all the lesbians like started going to play golf, so they named it. Yeah, but I crave. I think it's like, yeah, um, I'll go to either one.

I just love being in pomp strings with dikes, but so um, I'm just like and I was working because I worked for a lesbian magazine. I'm the managing editor of Going magazine. So I was like standing behind me a little booth and um like promoting the magazine and she walks up to me just and she was a black stude. She was super hot but just completely fucking dad asked like no sense of like irene e funny. She just goes like she's like, yo, can you funk me?

With that robot arm and stickless fingers at my pussy. And I was like but just like no, just no cut and like a full mask stuff like might as well have had top surgery. Like like I like, I was just like hamming, am I no know? Like I I do well in these situations. But I was just

so taken it back. And I was also like literally working, I have my stupid little like name tag on and like read Go magazine and I was like maybe later later that was in person and then just on dating apps would always be men that want pictures of the stump, so like this, I mean, well that is actually a kink. And I think we've talked about it. It was um

where uh amputees? Uh So I mean you were born yeah, the way you were born but I'm still considered an ampute Yeah, congenital ampute A lot of people think that means right now, so they just think that you're missing a whole vagina. Yeah, I'm like, why do you got to call a congenital It would be like a Barbie post does that mean? So? Congenital amputee is when you're born without a certain limb, But emputee, I normally think somehow during okay, and they want to see the stump.

They just want pictures up. They never like I think this is like the sexiest thing ever. I'm obsessed with it, Like this is the ship that I would want to see if I was a per get to that stage where you felt like what you thought it was sexy? Yeah, second I saw it, I was like, really, that's so good, Like I die for it, Like I just think it's like the most fashion thing. You said years without adult so it's only even three years? Did I did? I am robot? Like? Were was a movie? Was it something?

Was it the technology? I like what you're saying, like did you want or Transformers? Did you watch something? And it's like, yo, I could I could be like a transport. I wrote this piece for Jezebel called getting Slutty at am camp and it was like about this like for kids with limb differences, and like how like we were all horse because I feel like everyone always thinks like disabled kids get together and they're like we're beautiful on the inside, and we're all like, like, I come on

your chast or your ass. We were like nastiest when we were like little kids missing arms and it's like all we talked about. There was amp camp. It was called the Patti Ross Back Camp for Children with limb differences,

what we call a camp. I wrote this essay and I had lots of like amputees reaching out to me, and that was what I realized, Like it sounds really corny, but like having a voice was powerful because like like a lot of girls with disabilities were like I never felt sexual before and you kind of like gave that to me and it was really like really beautiful. But anyway, this is this girl Angels Drew fre you as her name.

She's an actor, she was in the Hunger Games. Reached out to me and was like I'm sucking obsessed with you. Do you want I have lunch? And I'm like yeah. She shows up to lunch in like this full fucking stormtrooper prosthetic. Like it's like bright white and like you can see like lights in it and ship and she's like drinking her wine with the arm and everything. And I didn't pay attention to where she said. I just stared at the arm the whole time. She's a fabulous person,

but I was just like, where did you get that? Like? How do I make this happen in my life? Um? How much is it? I like eighty grand? Um does the insurance it does? It does? Um? I was very lucky to have insurance cover it. The fucking thing broke. And that's another thing I'm so dumb lying about all the prosthetic companies. You are. Prosthetics fucking suck. They all break because people they want to be like, oh I would go through the bionics thing night model and the

thing breaks. But anyway, this is a new one. This is called a hero arm. The black yeah not not a lighten up? Yeah she lights up. Wait, let me ask how did those fingers just go down? I'm moving my muscles. Oh that's cool. Can you give us a piece sign? I can't you know? I used to actually I um one with like all these different electrodes, and I could move the fingers individually, but it's just exhausting because I have to move my muscle. Like think about,

like what you have to do to make a piece sign. Okay, it's not that hard. That is in your hands, but if you had to do that with just using the muscles in your end of your elbow, it's hard. Look at me trying to see what the muscles feel like. I see what you're saying, right, I feel like everybody in their car is probably doing this. Show their hands. No, wait, sex with that hand? I take it off, take it off, damn you old finger nobody? What? Oh wait, is it

water proof? It's water resistant, but what about what about pussy juice resistance? It probably would be, but then it would be it's black. It would like have you ever know with this with just like the stump, yes, which felt ridiculous and noting, would like fisting, but something I guess who asked for that? Did my girlfriend in college? She asked you to fix her with your stung? Yeah? Or sumper with your stung? Yeah? Did you feel her pussy? Yeah? You're feeling in your own yeah? Oh, I also have

extra nerve endings like in my my arms. I hate the words stump. I just called my little arm, which I know it sounds gay, but like whatever, no, no, stuff does feel like it just sounds so fucking stupid. Feels like the M word. I don't like I don't know about Like no, wait, so you have extra nerve endings so it's more sensitive. Yeah, so like you hit your other elbow. Yeah, I'm cool with my arm is freezing. If I'm hot, my arms like really red hot, like if you like it doesn't like if I scratch it

or something. It's not like I'm in so much pain, but I feel it more. Oh, well, did you enjoy it? I was about to say when you were something, did did you fucking stupid? Like I just was laughing. No, it was not. It was just not. Also, it's very awkward because like it's I have your elbow of the elevation, but it's like yeah, I had to be like it was just not a cute position. Is like leaning like

a pancake, Like it's just like not cute. Um, it was, Yeah, it was worth a try, Like I'm glad I tried it, but it was it was not like an actual sex act. It was maybe like thirty seconds and I was like this, this is so stupid, Like did she enjoy them? I don't think so. I would have liked, like honestly, like I have um like a little bit of a hand like at the end of my little arm. It's like this little circling thing with like fingers and like I rubbed her a clip with it. One she really liked it.

But I just feel so absolutely ridiculous, you know what it is because you know you have a full functioning, You've had yours, right, and I'm like, why do you need But I don't know. I don't it's not that's like the weird thing because it makes me feel really sexually empowered to have the arm, Like I feel like that's like my little ship. It's like I'm the girl

with the robot arm, and but I don't use it. No, And also like I don't know what kind of germs are on the ship, like cleaning in our other hand because as poor as right, I don't know. It's not like when you like because sometimes like it malfunctions like I've got I got stuck on a stripper pole ones did how can you please? Can you please? Go on and share this story please. I Um, it was at this like I've never been to like an actual sex party, which I'm so jealous of, and my chids are flying

out again. It was like a private, like sort of like kink party at someone's house and there was a stripper pole there. Um okay, so I'm like, let me, I've taken a few pole dancing courses. I can dance a little bit. So I had just gone it and I was drunk as fun and like on some other drugs, and I was just feeling really fly. You know. It's like when you feel hot, the universe is like, go kill yourself. So I'm like, I'm getting lots of attention. I probably have the biggest hits, and as there, I

like really feel cool. So I'm like, I'm really going to send these people for it, Like I'm gonna, okay, clamp it on and then I do clip. Wait wait will you clapped your hand to the pole? Okay? I tried to do that really simple ship. I don't know what it's called, but it's like when you wrap your leg around the pole and then just spin down right. Everyone knows how to do that. Um. Yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, just did you have to take it off? So were

you able to spin? Stop and down? And then I almost ripped my arm out of my own actual fucking shoulder socket. And then I'm like just standing there and I'm like, what do we do? Watch this animation? Right? So I removed my arm from the socket. Now it's just like a shriver pole with the arm, it's like holding onto it with a lot of people watching it. Yes, like you see him of modern art. It's just like, yes, luckily I have to carry the charger with me in

case these things happen. And is closer is close enough to uh wish. I'm gonna call it the ship in the wall where you plugged it in. Don't tell me you plug your arm up? Arm up? And I charged it and then I put my arm back in. Let me get master at first, you want That's exactly what she said when she charged her How do you know the percentage of your hand? Like, did you know that it was gonna done? No? This one, well that's what

happened and died in malfunction. Die This little liked just happened when I was far attending to That's what I'm saying this these this ship sucks so many fucking drinks. I'd go to hand someone and then I just couldn't hand it to them, and they'd be like, quit playing with me, and I'm like, I like one stop and you blanc and I'm like it would just be like, you know, that's really funny, and you know what, it's so crazy because like I feel like sometimes you don't

want to laugh at these things. Oh you can laugh, but the ship is fucking hilarious, and do not laughing is really worse. Totally, Like this is hilarious. Absolutely, that's a great story. You're like you're crying, like everything is fun be funny. Like to me, there's nothing awful limits about like humor. I mean, I think that that's why we love, Like we love that we can laugh at sex. Like I think that that's what the show being even

in comedy. Yeah, we teach your whole some ship, but to be able to laugh at ourselves in and talk about sex in a comedic way because it is funny. Yeah, a lot of the things that we do, Like I literally look at sex workers that are amputees or anything. I don't because I just wanted because you're in the space right of talking about sex and dating, and then I feel like people would want to connect with you, just like you did with the actress. It's like have

they ever hit you up? And we're like, yeah, I'm about to sell some pussy. I don't. I find it hard to find like influencers or people like in this sand influencers is such a doochy word, but like people on the the internet that are disabled um or amputees that are like doing the same hole ship that I am. I'm not saying like I'm so great or I'm so unique, but it is like very an untapped sort of space, at least from what I'm seeing. Just because like I

haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. So someone better not be like, well, you didn't mention me, but do you mind the word disability or disabled? I don't care. I can I also ask you then, in terms of what you just said, I would be jealous if there was though, like I would want to be the disabled ship. Sorry.

When you're having conversations like again, we can bring up sex in the first conversation over text messages, do you find that sex and the relationship talk plays a back seat to people asking you about your amputee or your robot arm, or like, does that take the forward leading part of the conversations that you have with people? Because I feel like we were actually didn't talk about it

as much as I thought. We took a long time to get to it, which I love because you you clearly had stories and we just you know, talked well. Clue because we're talking about eating. I imagine if we forgot about it, they'd be like, did you want to ask about the But like, do you find that people lead with talking about your bionic bitch ass before both or they bring up like just regular casual conversations. Do

you mean like just like with any interaction. Yes, yeah, I kind of got to get it out of the way. It doesn't bother me, okay, I mean it is kind of like hard to to miss sort of, so it doesn't definitely doesn't bother me, but it's hard to Mostly it's like just innocent ship, Like what happened to your arm? That's fine. I mean I ain't gonnae can I be

honest with you? I felt really bad. So we had guests here before you, and as they were leaving out, I just saw you standing there and I knew so literally, I knew you were our next guest because I looked down at your arm and I didn't know if you saw me look down at your arm. And then I felt really bad when I went to the bathroom, like, oh, that's our next guest, because I saw the arm and I just was like, damn, I really looked at like I normally don't like yeah, and I don't feel flatter.

I thought you were checking me out. You were disability and I'm going to write a think piece about it. But no, like I mean clearly when you said that's the first thing that people noticed. I just wanted to know that's literally where people also feel the need to start the conversation because we we we see it almost or at least I see it as disrespectful to just

lead a conversation with someone's disability often. So that's why I wanted to know if that's your experience with people it's either the tits or the arm, how does the conversation start nice tits and then they're like, oh damn, is that a glove? Yeah. I also had like when I was like, I had a guy not feel like I had one arm until we were like halfway. I was going home with him and he didn't realize that I had on arm and he was so distracted by it.

How fucked up are you? Yeah? And it was actually kind of like kind of like hurtful because then he was like, mad, I don't fun with that, and like left. What I was gonna ask your worst dating experience? That sounds like it. I didn't really even want to suck him that I was just in college and just like doing what I thought I was supposed to do. And I was like my first week at a frat party,

like I will go home with this guy. But yeah, no, my worst dating story is like I fucked this girl and she went into happy baby position after we fox that it was happy baby. It's like, okay, you like hold your like angles and then you're like ankles are too. And she was also like morbidly obvious, which is fine, no problem. Like I said, again, a lot of weight in quarantine, but I just be prepared for that. Yeah, you need to you really need to get a baby

like when you're wiping. Oh wait, she just randomly did that after sex. Maybe that's her telling you she wanted more for anyone that's listening and you can't imagine it. I would just say, you're holding your legs open on your back. Yeah, you really didn't describe that. Well, okay, I'm sorry, I have one arm. I mean for the people listening that go to yoga, knew what you know? What? Okay?

That No. I was just like, yeah, I go to hot yoga a lot, and this is a happy Baby, And I was like all right, and I was I was on like a pr trip, like I got this hotel stay somewhere, and I asked her to come with me, and we were like upstate in the middle of North Like,

I'm stuck with Happy Baby. So I just went to the hotel bar and just like sucking, drank my sorrows away and just texted every single person I've ever met with no contacts, like I just sucked some girl and she went to Happy Baby like I have to kill myself. Not a happy baby, bitch, Phoebe. Damn. That was a good story. So the guy said, no, he didn't funk with that. Um, I'm trying to think what would be an ailment that would make you be a little nervous. I feel like for me, it would just be legs

because of sexual positions. But I wouldn't stop myself. Oh yeah, I would say for sure. Like even when I put this athlete one time his foot, something's wrong with his foot, and so like the only position we could do was me writing, and I was just like, oh, this just

isn't gonna work. So I was sucked the dick. We didn't even have sex, so I was like, you know, I don't like writeing dick, but literally his foot or ankle or something was messed up here and we couldn't do doggie position, and I was like, oh, yeah, this single work. I think about wheelchair sex a lot because, um, that really hot guy in Orlando. I think his name is Dayne. He's got like green eyes and he got shot.

He's played ball. Remember there's a security guard. He's fine his book, and um, I always think about that, Like I've never been like close to fucking him or anything like that, but I'd be like, damn, I wonder what it would be like, like how much muscle does it happen? Yeah? Okay, Um, I also think he drives too. But anyway, long story short, He's made me think about it because like that was the person that like I've seen. I don't see many, not too often, Like when I'm out in a club,

do I see men in wheelchairs? But long story short, when I watched Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David, who is just ridiculous, you know what I'm talking about, that was one of his best episodes. What was the wheelchair? What was her name? I don't know, he says most of the guy in the wheelchair that he's like, that's such ad dick to Larry David. Oh yeah, but the girl he was like trying to put his leg over

it and trying to figure it out. And then he saw another bitch in a wheelchair and he thought they knew each other. Yo. Like, And I think about that episode so much handicap den he'se handicap because he met someone else that was like athlete handicap and it was. But long story short, I have always been nervous for that, never really anything else as far as the disability like blind deaf, like I don't know, I don't really see it.

And honestly, if I could have a blind guy that was just like someone who was good as far as like having a c and I dog or a stick and he was lit with it. Oh please can you imagine, like you not even get my hair done like that would be fucking amazing for me. I would love that. And if death, he probably stayed with me forever because me talking ruins things. Yes, I agree for myself. Like anyway, well, before we get out of here, you have a podcast I do. Um. I have a podcast of girls interrupted

um with my creative partners are Barry and Be. Call it not a mental health podcast, a mental illness podcast, and um, we just get real and raw about being sucked up in the head. Um are similar to you guys were just raunchy and fucking weird. Um. But yeah, I was talking about um with guests are just together. We want you, we want you ball Okay, well we want you. I just didn't know how to approach it. But yeah, yeah, no, we would love to have you on. And I have a lot of fun up ship exactly good.

Yeah so you're alexeho Yeah, come on, like the that's what caught me to gain weight. So now we'll have LiPo. But if I have a consultation for LiPo on Saturday, I'm so exciting. Really good luck because in New York it was like twelve tho some crazy amount. I feel like I'm just going to go to the consultation and be discouraged. But like we'll say, once I started seeing prices, I was like maybe fetter, mean, like what could I get into? Like maybe it's the gym, like fuck, But

you know I do. I think when people are talking about like different medicines there on in different mental illnesses, it's really really helpful because a lot of people shun away from it or don't know who to turn to, and if they don't have access to therapy, it's like, well, I'm just googling ship now. Yeah, No, we're real and Ron,

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us today. And guys, this has been yet another episode of horrible decisions by and that motherfucker did not get a funk. He said, you shouldn't have let me fuck you for free, by Bro, that line is what I was waiting for you to read. Like. It's so weird because I mean, you know, we've talked a lot to sex workers. You and I have had sugar daddies. You already know some of them. Niggas. Listen, I wouldn't even

see you without a deposit, niggas. No, I'm not seriously like And so the fact that she was trying to exhort him for money after she already gave up the pussy, it's just like, then here's the more of the ship. He goes, motherfucker's leaking ship from a year ago, because I haven't had a haircut over a year. You know a lot of rappers and people do that before they're like they got an album or a big day or whatever.

I don't care about bitches leaking old news. You're part of my collection next cred titis and Askedideby is gonna come with a refund if we break break up that contract? That bitch I a build you up to sit on another nigga's shelf bitcher By trophy. He returned to Twitter of the first time since February when she did that ship. He hadn't been on entire time. I'm glad, I'm glad

that he took a break. Um, I'm glad that he took a break from social media because he was doing just a lot of like like flushing hundred dollar bills down the toilet and stuff like that, and he was losing, so he was talking a lot of ships online and not winning fights. So that was great. But also especially that way I love you the best line and honestly, like, who was it? Was it? Alex Oh? When my page

got deleted? Remember my page kept getting deleted. It actually happened during the town hall the first time my page got deleted. Instagram keeps deleting me, right, it hasn't happened in a wild thank god. So basically, I kept getting de leted on Instagram, and the day that it happened, I was also locked out of an email account, and I said, oh, they didn't got my news. So for some reasons in your email No, I just figured they

would do the password thing. It wasn't my email, it was I thought they would get the passwords and find it. So for some reason I called Andrew because I thought he knew someone in Instagram, and I was like, dude, I needed to help me, and he was like, well, well, hold on, hold on, let me check Reddit. I said, where are you checking Reddit? He goes because if it's not on there, you're good. He's like, but one is getting on posted on Reddit. He's like, do you think

anything's bad? And I was like, do I think anything is bad? So then I call Alex freaking out, and he's like, why do you even care? Like this isn't even a bad look for like what you do for a living. And I was like, bro, yes it is. So I was about to say, when my nude went all over the Reddit, then it was a good one that you had. What if mine isn't good? Well? It was also weird because it was from when I was eighteen years old. So it was just it's clearly old.

You're is clearly old. I am thirty years old. The fact that a nude is circulating Reddit from when I was eighteen living in Atlanta, before my titties even started dropping, Like, get the funk out of here. You're just lucky it was good, dog, because it could be bad. Well, I've got some are good. I don't send out bad one, so I don't have bad ones, but I have in

my phone, like I'll go through That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I don't send out bad ones, but I'm like, I've got ones that maybe like that that didn't get sent out, and if they hacked the eye cloud, let me go

through that. Actually the day like bro, speaking of that ship, I was talking to a whole girl of mine who like made like sex tapes with like a guy she's been dating for a while who's famous, and she was like, yo, he wants us to videotape them on like he doesn't care about her, he doesn't think that she'll expose him because they've been in a relationship for a minute. But

he's just worried they'll get hacked. So she said they fucking went too best Buy, and they kept telling the girl night vision night vision, and she was like, Okay, I see what y'are saying. So then it's just that the girl was trying to help her, like to like tell her how to basically like make the sex tape. And she said that there's so many of them that require USB or SD cards that they had to get such an old one to actually get tape footage. I was about to say, like, and then even if you

get it on a tape, how do you play it? Like, there's not even DVD players. DVD players were after people using past so but but that's still connected to the internet. I still think there's a cloud for PlayStations and ship. Yeah, there there's some PlayStations. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying. So this is what they came up with. Um it wasn't Christmas. I'm sorry they did it for like one

of their birth days. So he plays ball, and um, he's like all around the country, right, but he is someone who's like no, and so I get why he's scared. But sometimes I feel like, did they really be in their head too much about getting exposed? Are they thing is paranoid? I mean, it's not even that to be well, not only extortion um like I don't know, niggas will claim they lose millions, Like when I was a blogger, I did a story and post